Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep740 - Kevin Spacey on Bill Maher, Opie Radio, Chad Zumock, Jerry Banfield

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

Kevin Spacey was a guest on Club Random with Bill Maher this week. This was an important interview that Bill showed up completely unprepared for. He did no homework and got very high before the interview. It’s also not surprising that Bill considers himself an ally but actually comes off as a little homophobic. Wait until you find out what Kevin Spacey has been doing for a living for the past few years. Darren Paltrowitz and Lucy Tightbox both join us to learn that the only thing Kevin is guilty of is loving too much. Ethan Ralph thought he ended his show and we got to see him use his hands to eat bagged tuna, mayo, and Doritos like a primate. Chad Zumock struck Patrick Melton’s channel even though Patrick didn’t do anything that Chad hasn’t done a hundred times. The way he justifies it is insane! Jerry Banfield is getting the worst business advice possible from AI and he’s convinced it’s the solution to all of his problems. Opie is obviously watching all of the shows and is afraid of the Dabbleverse. He should really just embrace it. It's crazy that he thinks the only way to make money podcasting is to beg his small audience for donations. Maybe his AI assistant told him that? We play another round of “Is It Gay?” and the Opie or Burr game with Megan and Annie. We finish up with your voicemails. Darren Paltrowitz channel –https://www.youtube.com/@paltrowitz  Lucy Tightbox channel - https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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All right. Today's show, very exciting stuff. Ethan Ralph didn't know the camera was on. We decided to have a yummy snack. Chad Zubak struck Patrick Meltin's channel for a copyright violation, as if he couldn't do enough to get people to turn against him. Jerry Banfield was letting AI give him the worst. some business ideas possible.

Opie is now straight up begging for money while ignoring superchets about Ron, asking how much he's made in donations. Megan and Annie will be here for Is It Gay and Simon's Opier Burr game? We get reviews and voicemails. But first, Kevin Spacey was on Club Random, and Bill Maher couldn't have handled it worse. Club Random, of course, is the show that Bill records out of his house. He has his Hollywood buddies come over and they sit down and get drunk and high. Well, Bill shows up high, and then he proceeds to get drunk.

and if the other person wants to drink, they got as well. Was it Richard Dreyfus? He almost fell out of his chair. Yeah, he could have gotten lower to the floor. It was amazing. Yes. It was pretty wild out there. So this is an interesting get.

You know, Kevin Spacey, it was 2017 when the first news came out about sexual assault, sexual harassment. There was a 14-year-old actor that accused him of assaulting him. At first he said, in back in 2001, he claimed that this happened to him. We didn't name who it was. And then 2017, he finally came out in BuzzFeed or something. Some article came out and he actually named Kevin Spacey. And then as soon as that happened, wow, lots of accusers all came out of the woodworks and said, oh, he's a creep to you too?

Yeah, yeah, he also advanced on me and me and me. And so everywhere Kevin Spacey went, it seemed like he was creeping people out. And because of that, he hasn't really worked very much. He had a movie that he made, the shot ready to go. Netflix won't put it out. And there's a lot of projects. Obviously he got fired from House of Cards. And so he's kind of been banished.

I know he was complaining about having to sell his house in Baltimore, or he wasn't making payments on it anymore. He claims to be very broke and poor. And woe is me. Kevin Spacey, I don't know if he's the victim. If he's apologetic, it doesn't seem like he's very apologetic, unfortunately, which is pretty wild. But I know, Darren, you were very interested in this episode,

and you've helped this out pulling clips and finding the things that are interesting. What did you pick up on from this? So to give a little bit of a disclaimer, I'm not making fun of anyone who's been victimized. You don't want to victim shame, nothing like that. Bill Maher's one of the most successful comedians of all time. Peace and love, peace and love, no autographs, peace and love.

That said, he is a horrible podcaster. He doesn't listen to the people he's speaking with. He's a bad actor. And I think this is one of the best episodes ever for who are these podcasts. All right. Where do you want to begin with your clips? I would say the introduction.

I think it was around 51 seconds in, skipping that bad ad read about the introduction. Do we have that queued up? I do. And I have your things numbered, not by time code. Okay, cool. This is your number one.

And is Kevin Spacey really here? Is Kevin Spacey really here? Well, you booked him when he agreed to be there. It's your house, so I'm sure you said I'm on the security camera. Come again. He's really hot. Open the gate forum and everything. So this is their awkward encounter when they first meet up.

Thank you for now. You kidding? Really? Yeah. Oh. Thank you so much. I can't wait to talk to you. I mean, I was so excited all day because I don't see you.

Obviously, there are reasons of an unpleasant nature that prevent you from big. But, you know, for the longest time, you know, you were just, I'll say this. I don't know if we could talk about it, you know, obviously. Punishment, crime, what fits. But, like, you are always a working actor. For you to, like, lose working, you look like, always seem to know the kind of guy who, like, loves to be on a set. Definitely.

Well, Bill came in with no plan. I hate that about him, but I kind of love it. It's funny sometimes. He's just high as fuck. And I'm just like, oh, man, should we talk about, like, molestation stuff? Yeah, I'm going to immediately get into it. Yeah. Everything awkward.

Nothing about the seated handshake. Yeah. Kevin not standing up. None of this was comfortable to watch. So Kevin doesn't make a lot of appearances, but boy, he sure used to. You'd think he'd be good at being out of talk show. You know how to handle this kind of thing. Although Bill does make it weird that he walks into the guest.

Yeah. It's a little awkward. How long was Kevin sitting there? Who knows? As long as it takes Bill to smoke a joint, I would imagine. At least that long. I should probably have another. Let's talk about Bill's prep for this show.

he's really good at making sure he knows what he wants his plan and what he wants to talk to a guest about. Okay, so listen, I'm not that kind of interviewer who like, and this is not that kind of a show or like I do my homework and like I didn't even remember this guy's name. I'm playing me. This is not 16 minutes. Okay, so we're up to a great start. Bill's like, I forgot you were coming over. I actually had dinner plans instead of cancel. I forgot you were here.

Yeah, because you're here. So I guess we'll do a show now if you still want to hang out. That'd be great. So they- But attack, Carl, he says, but clearly this is not 60 minutes. Like, that's the benchmark for great interviews in 2026. Yeah, it's a little dated. It's a good point.

So they do bring up the fact that there's all these allegations. And, you know, I like how Kevin handles this by admitting guilt, but not too much guilt. Look, I'm not going to lie to you. I mean, I go by numbers with scandals. I say go by. And it's an interesting question maybe to ask you. Like, if it's like one person, I'm always like, well, I don't know if I wasn't in the room. When it gets to like, you know, you've, it's like, come on, man, there's just too much smoke to be no fire.

Oh, I never said there was no fire. Okay. It just wasn't a raging forest fire. Right. It was a small kitchen fire that could have been put out with. an extinguisher. Yeah, I mean, Anthony Wrapped didn't even let him in his pants, you know?

He could have jerked off a 14-year-old, but the guy left. He left the party, so I don't know what you're complaining about over here. It's like talking to Andy Dick about drugs. Yeah. Right. I thought it was weed. It turned out to be Crystal Beth.

I didn't know. I was just smoking it. Or molestation. I think about it. That's true. Yeah, good point. That's a really weird way to approach it where he's like, am I guilty of lots of shit?

Well, yeah, but, I mean, these guys are exaggerated a little bit. I didn't murder anyone. Right. So I guess, Darren, this is what I want to know from your perspective. It seems like Kevin teeters back and forth

as like apologetic and remorseful and then like, hey, I was wrongfully accused and I won all the court battles and fuck you all for making all this shit up. Yeah,

there's a lot of that. There's a lot of I and we, which we see interchangeably in the dabble verse as well. When it's success, it's an I and when it's a failure, it's a we. So a lot of his allegations

when they're talked about, it was a week. Yeah. Well, at a certain point, he gets very serious. No, he's not very serious on the show. He's very silly and corny. At a certain point, he gets very serious. And so you wonder, well, maybe he is remorseful. I had never done therapy before. I had never gone into myself. I had never spent the kind of time that I've spent doing the programs I've done. I'm closer to myself. I'm closer to my family. I'm closer to my friends than I've ever been. But I'm really at a point where I'm so excited. about what my work is going to be like, because now I have gone into myself. I am closer to myself than I've ever been. And I'm really excited about working with collaborators, collaborator,

a director particularly who's going to bring that out of me because I am ready now to share parts of myself that prior I wasn't. Yon. Lucy, you're big movie buff. Do you think that actors get better after they're accused of sexual assaults by dozens of people? Yeah, that director's going to really bring things out of Kevin, and Kevin's going to really put things into other people. It's going to be great. I can't wait. None of that meant anything.

No. And it seemed like he's like, well, I've done the work. I'm better now. Yeah. I've learned to keep my hands to myself. I do the same now I ask permission before I show a ditching someone's butthole. All right, well, that's good. I'm glad you learned that from therapy.

But this whole thing where he's like, now I'm going to be a good actor. That's not the thing anyone's complaining about. Your acting is great. Not the problem. We're all fine with it. So, Darren, you mentioned the Royal Wee. Now, he has this manager, Evan Lohenstein. Yes.

And Evan took over as his manager when the scandal hit. I think whoever was with him dropped him. And so he teamed up with this guy. So he's been on board for the last nine years. And can you give us some background to Evan? So Evan Lohenst. is an identical twin who is part of this pop duo that had a big hit in 99 or 2000 for crazy for this girl. The name of the group was Evan and Jaron.

And I think it was a big hit. Can you hummelbar? No. If you were a teenage girl in 2000, it was a huge hit. You don't know I wasn't. I think I saw them with semi-sonic basketball. This is also not a huge hit. You don't know it either?

I have no idea what this is. You were a teenage girl once? Wild. Sounds amazing. Don't tell them the Lester's. He started up stage it, which is a big streaming platform. And somehow that led to, you know, whose career I can turn around? Kevin Spacey.

I've no idea how they actually connected or what they connected on, though. The whole time he's on the show, he's like gesturing to Evan. He's talking to him off camera. And it's like he's like looking for advice. And it definitely needs this person next to him. And I've got Evan Lomstein in my life who is the most curious man I've ever known. And the guy who, by the way, he spends so much time challenging opinions and challenging ideas. And he challenges me all the time more than anyone.

And I'm enormously grateful to have him in my life. You're in love with this guy. Can't you see him? Without question, I love him. Oh. But not in each other. But not in that way. Yeah, not in the other way.

Why not cute enough? Bill's always horned up. He's so horny. And the way he talks about homosexual. and two gay people is very homophobic, but he thinks he's coming off as like super liberal and on the team. He's trying to be cute.

Yeah. He's also leaned so far in when guys lean in to me like that, and they go, am I not cute enough? I'm terrified. I don't think he's hitting on Kevin Spacey here, but he might be. But he wants to know, are you fucking? Yes.

There's a lot of speculation because these two are very close that there is some kind of relationship there. Now, I will say that Evan is married to a one. woman, but so am I. So, you know, what does that happen? Take that with a great assault. What else you want to hit on, Darren, some of the clips you picked up on?

Hit on in what sense? The Kevin Spacey sense. I see what you did. Okay. I thought there was the good clip about Bill Maher explaining how being gay would be good for PR. There's a point where it was like so much cooler to be gay.

Like, I don't want to inject myself into this, But honestly, I mean, I don't get a lot of breaks from the media, especially, you know, they're a little too woke and blah, blah, blah. If I, who they're pretty rough on, if I at some point had come out as gay, they would be like, it would be the greatest thing that ever happened. One asshole. Could you imagine? Oh, my gosh, being gay, you have it so easy. Everything just handed you out of flatter. Isn't that amazing?

Meanwhile, Kevin Spacey was closeted for decades. Like he didn't come out until he was accused of trying to fuck a 14-year-old boy. He's like, guys, I'm gay. Well, I was gay then. Yeah, right. I get gay every now and then. But it is odd how Bill talks about being gay and, you know, the fact that Kevin Spacey came out just because of this accusation came out. And Bill says something here that I think is pretty homophobic.

But isn't, I mean, this is a really inappropriate question that, you know, again. Again, Keith Morrison, I don't think it's going to ask, but like, come on, man, there is a difference between the heterosexual world and the gay world. I'm not saying that excuses bad behavior. I'm just saying... Listen, there's a lot more grab-ass going on with you gays that there are with us heterotype, because women get up, andy. Yeah.

I'm sorry. It didn't used to be that way, but... Yeah. We gave him the right to vote, and now it would happen. 100 years later, if he's gotten to shit. Yes. I'm still mad about that. Darren, what else did you pick up on from this episode? That segues are not maybe one of Bill Maher's strong suits.

I noticed that. It's a gotcha thing. It's a, you know, virtue signaling thing. Sure, sure. You don't believe it yourself, but I don't. Yeah. Not our president. He does that.

Are you, are you, uh, have your plans for the 4th of July? I don't have I haven't made plans yet But I think there's a lot to celebrate Okay I thought that was really odd Where it's just like you know obviously The weird segue we had to question about the Fourth of July Kevin didn't know what to do with that

He's like should I by getting invited to something Do you have a pool party? Is this a trap? Right yes But when he says I think there's a lot to celebrate there When I watched this clip the other day I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about

Then my buddy Adam sent this to me today, and I saw it on Twitter as well, that Kevin Spacey selling shit. To celebrate America's 250th birthday, I created a limited edition collectible ring engraved with per Ardua Astrach through adversity to the stars. Each collector's box is personally hand-signed by me at Kevin Spacey. Store. Very limited quantities available for three weeks only once it's gone. It's gone. And he's got a photo on the post of him making the fist sign of the camera. And isn't that fun? The little class ring says F you.

Guys, he's done the work. He saw his therapist. He fixed these relationships he had with friends and family. So obviously, you know, he's not like making a mockery out of all this. No. And just having selling a ring that says FU and posting that online. How do you think it's selling? Well, do you know what it costs, Lou?

Oh, $500. All right, so here it is. Pre-orders closed July 22nd, limited collectible. The autographed class ring is $120. If you want a personalized autographed class ring, that's $250. Which is interesting because my name is now Anthony Rap. And if you want Kevin to fist you with it. Yeah, 500 bucks.

I wonder if he would do that if I was just like, yeah, yeah, I can make this out to Anthony rap and, or, you know, we just buy a bunch of it with all. accuser's names on there. This is a weird way to go for him. Like, does anyone think of Kevin Spacey and think like, well, I got to get jewelry? Yeah. Well, is this an Evan Lowenstein thing? Is that the added value of his management?

Ah, good point. I would imagine because, yeah, Evan Lonestein is the reason why he was the mastermind behind the return of Frank Underwood, who did those creepy YouTube videos. Do you remember that, Darren? Let's Be Frank. Yeah. Let's be frank. And then there was like this

Msewer who was suing Kevin for inappropriate, whatever, and then he died of cancer. Like right after like there was these weird threats by Frank Underwood. And then there's another guy, Erie, Ben, who died of suicide not long after one of these videos posted. So people were a little creeped out by that.

I mean, can we just bring the focus back to just how bad of an interviewer Bill Maher is? We can. Thank you. playing great jokes. Thank you for getting me back on track. But I just want to say this. If there's any truth,

these connections between those videos and these weird coincidences, I think Evan's awesome. I'm a huge fan of his. And I hope he enjoys this program. People should hire him for management. This has been some really good segues. Thank you.

And that's how Carl died. Yeah. I'm not suicidal, everyone. I'm not suicidal. All right, Dan, where we going next with the jokes? I just thought the guy buries himself so much. The Bill Maher, it's always great when a comedian explains what a great joke is, even though the audience doesn't get it.

Yes, yes, I remember this. You know, I did a great joke about you that the audience just completely didn't get. At the 1997 Oscars, it was Halley Joel Osmond. Yeah. And remember the Bruce Willis movie? Sure, the Bruce Willis movie, yeah. What was it? I know maybe you were up against him or you were there.

I see dead people, yes. Yeah, I see dead people movie. Yeah, exactly. The Oscars went on so long this year by the end of the evening. Haley Joel Osmond had a beard and Kevin Spacey didn't. That's a good joke. So good. And they laughed at the first part and totally didn't know what it.

Oh, that's so interesting. They didn't know what a beard was. Well, maybe you should have said I see gay people. Did they not know what a beard was? or did everyone think that Kevin was heterosexual back then? I think that's why it didn't land, right? He didn't come out. I remember, he's not homophobic.

Right, right, right. He came out of the cloud of 20 years later. And he's like, God damn it, people would have fucking known what I knew. That would have been hilarious. So could have crushed. What's your more hilarious gay jokes from Bill? Yeah, I mean, I don't think anybody doubts if you got your meat into a great part. Did you say my meat? I'm sorry. What did you say?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought we were beyond that. Sorry. I'm sorry. I had a little pot before I came over. I'm trying to keep my meat out of things. All right. I'm trying to move on. You understand? With mixed success, let's be honest. With mixed success. I mean, you still are raping people. I mean, I'll agree on that. Allegedly. You can see right at the end there, Kevin looks back at Evan. He looked at Evan in the middle of that.

He really does need his partner and crime. His handler. Yeah. For sure. Yeah, there's definitely a scary place for Kevin for a PR strategy. And so he knew he was going to a place that was friendly and was going to help him out and cheerlead for him. And, you know, Bill is constantly trying to give him cover. Do you think there's more making up in the gay community?

making up making up stuff so this is the conversation they're having about like these people like wrongfully accused you of this stuff right like because gays just like come up with wild stories they have an imagination these these gays did you not hear them gossiping yeah that's true

so yeah because uh bills going yeah i think they made up a lot of these um accusations and uh a lot of it was bullshit and uh it also just took me so long with this particular clip to figure out what the hell Bill was saying. Even with the context of this one, because I was like, does he mean, are they wearing more eyeliner?

We're getting back together quickly, forgiving each other. I had absolutely, that's how stoned he is, is that I cannot understand anything that he is trying to. It was as good as his joke. So as he's like trying to give Kevin some of it's like, well, the gays are different, right? It's cool to like, molest them and stuff.

And like, people make shit up and just like, I don't know, wild accusations and stuff. So I thought this was an interesting word that Kevin Spacey used when talking about these trials that he had. Juries thought that people were making stuff up. Not that there wasn't nothing. No, and there are certain cases where part of something is true, but it's been rethought, it's been redesigned, or it's been entirely made up, certainly in the case of Anthony

rap. Redesigned. All right. I want to represent you in court for this. Can we redesign what we're doing here? Like instead of like he never touched you and nothing happened could he like maybe have like molested you and lots of stuff happened? That's a good redesign. Yeah.

Go for it. Let's go with that. I think of a redesign as like a website or something, you know, to add some new colors. Expand your minds. It's fresh enough a little bit. I guess I'm learning. Who knew? I wasn't planning on that.

That part I was not. No one was. That hasn't happened yet. Darren, what else did you pick up on from the show? that Europeans Bill Maher can really generalize about Europeans and just do it so accurately. Oh yeah, this is weird that he said this.

And I can tell you that we were stopped 70 times a day by people who were so generous and so happy to see me and asking when are you going back to work? This is Europe? This is all over Europe, all over everywhere. I mean, it's been that way.

And I feel like Europe is a more forgiving, it's an older culture. No, you know. It's been the same way in the United States. They're cool with perverts. Give us your tired, your weak, you're perverted. Yeah. Come on in.

Yeah, who's the director who raped that 13-year-old girl in the butt and has been living over in Europe? Oh, my God. Roman Polanski. Yeah, I think, doesn't Bill even bring that out? He's like, yeah, they like Robin Polanski. They don't give a shit. Yeah. That's a weird fucking Bill.

I know. It's pretty wild. Kevin's basically like, am I getting punked right now? What's going on? To answer that, Europe is a culture because Europe is just one country, right? Yes.

Correct. It's older, too. So that's why. Wouldn't you think that, I don't know, more traditional culture would be less into perverts running around? I don't know, you idiot.

God. Fair enough. That's true. The Puritans did leave there and come to America because they're like, oh my gosh, I want to wear 15 pairs of underwear once. Those are the good old days, right? Lucy.

Yes. Anything else that you picked up on, Darren, do you want to play before we move on with their lives? I'll give you one more. The benched sports comparison, talking about some sports ball. Yeah, the way you talked about this is how a gay person would talk about it, too. Maybe nine years has been enough. Well, that's the question of that.

And if I had been a sports figure, I would have been benched for seven games. Do you know what I mean? Why are you comparing it to that? Well, because that's what happens. The sports person is accused of something, and they're benched for seven days, seven games, and then they're back on the field. A sports figure.

This is exactly how I talk about sports. I know. You know, one of those sports figures that get benched for seven games. Right to that, Bill Maher brings up Ray Rice, who never played football again after punching his wife in the elevator. It's like, not enough that's true. Yep. I think a lot of times the teams don't want that kind of shit out there.

He's still on the bench. You're 48th now. You're not getting into the game. It's weird. Like Kevin, again, doesn't seem like he's that remorseful. He says things like this. A forward. I hit on a lot of guys.

Look at, am I guilty of something? Yes, it's loving too much. That's the problem. But also, he wants to set the record straight. My cock was never in his hand. Really? No. Okay. Good to know. Did you place your cock in that man's hand?

No. He went to lip. Not hold her a shake. He placed his hand on my cock. Right. That fucking pervert. One of the things that happens in this interview that I found very annoying was Kevin Spacey's doing impressions and trying to do jokes and stuff. And one of the examples was this Johnny Carson impressing. So they're talking about Bill Mar got to start at To Catch a Rising Star in the late 70s in New York City.

And at the same time, you had Kevin Spacey in New York City training to be an actor. And so Bill is like, oh, we're on the same age. Maybe we ran into each other, but you wouldn't have been to Catch a Rising Star. And Kevin goes, oh, no, no, no. I actually went there and performed all the time. Are you aware of catching? Absolutely. I used to stand in comedy because I was working on my Johnny Carson impression.

I never saw you there in that era, 79 to 83. Oh, sure. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, I know that you do a great character. Oh, sure. I love Johnny. I do.

No, this is true. I don't make this up. There was an earthquake in Los Angeles this morning. You may not have known it. I was sitting in a hotel room. And all of a sudden, the hotel starts to move. I thought it had fallen out of bed. But then I realized, how can you fall off a floor?

No, that's not true. Ed's the lady's stuff like a log last night, which is true was when I got up, he was in my fireplace. Weird guy. Anyway. Guess I'm not high enough to get those jokes. So our buddy Adam Bush did a little digging

because what has Kevin Spacey been doing for money for the last nine years? It turns out Kevin is doing dinner theater in Tel Aviv. Oh. Is that why? That's insane. Yeah, check this out. So there's tap dancing.

We're going to see some more things he's doing. It was Bojangles, and then he'd dance for you. Dance a lick right across the cell. All right, all you single guys, come up here and join me. This reminds me of like when you first saw Wolverine singing and dancing and something. You're just like, oh, Wolverine's gay? Fuck, really? He's just so bad.

I don't believe in nothing no more. Yeah, I don't know what to believe. And I will never forget hearing the remarkable words of the great playwright Eugene O'Neill said in Hebrew. Have you seen this show losing your parents taking you to this? Oh, my good God. I just got to say it. Fuck you. Yeah.

In all familiar places that this heart embraces. Yeah, excuse me, man, my vegetables are a little cold. Can I just get another? Yeah, thank you. I appreciate it. The animal also sent me a view from behind the stage. You can see what the audience makeup looks like here. to be kind of drawn.

And what is sometimes to get a little of them? God. That looks miserable. Yeah. I would hate that. You, ma'am,

pick a card. Yes. So that's what Kevin Space has been doing, and he's desperate to get back in a show business. And rightfully so. He's choosing to do that with a harmonica. God damn it.

Is that so annoying? It really is. It's very disappointing. There's that really reminded me. He was covering That's Life, the Sinatra song that David Lee Roth covered in the 80s. And there's this David Lee Roth show that he did in 95 in Vegas that they pretty much destroyed all the video of. That's like that. With dancers, with no guitars in the band, somebody needs to find video of it.

How do you not have that, Darren? You are the D.R. aficionado. You should have footage of that somewhere. One day, one day. I'm looking forward to seeing that. That sounds great. All right. It is time for our...

Gringe of the week. This one brought to us by Lucy Tightbox. Of course, the Killstream is the show that the Ralph O'Mail hosts over on Rumble and I'm sure other platforms as well. And he goes on for seven, eight hours at a time. And, you know, sometimes he's getting drunk. Other times he's getting wasted. And he gets a... gets a little appetite going by the time the show is over.

And so, Lucy, what do we see here? What are we going to see? This is the end of like a six and a half hour stream. And he puts on his end music and he believes that he has turned his camera off. But all he has actually done is turned his microphone off. So we're going to see him come on. So there's no audio on any of this. And he has a bag of Doritos and bagged Mexican tuna as well as some mayonnaise in a jar.

Oh, interesting. So he is, again, he believes that his camera is off, and he is going to go to town. And it gets better and better. We've all seen Scarlet eating the coleslaw. Yes, with their hands. That has nothing on this. The Ethan Ralph eating tuna. He got some of that in his mouth.

You don't have to launch it. You can just. Oh, there will be a lot of food on his face. I'm pretty sure at one point it gets in his hair. The hat will come on. He just fills his hat with food. And he looks very pleased right now. So people are still chatting in, but nobody is saying anything about the fact that his camera is still on.

All of the chat has agreed. Everybody. So you can see he's really getting a little bit more into it. So he's ripping the pouch open with his teeth. So this is, I believe, pouch number two at this point. I believe that there are three pouches. It's two-night-in-water. It's a three-pouch system, Lucy.

He just licked the pouch. So there you got a... So wait, he's put it to the tuna end and then licking mayonnaise and mixing up his mouth. You don't know how this works? I do it with a fork and a bowl. He has no idea. He does have those chips also. You could put all of these things on...

That's dessert. So, yeah, it's only going to get. I believe he's suckling the water out of the tuna packet because... I wouldn't want to waste any of that tuna water. I've never done a rail of tuna before. You know, there's a lot of talk about how poor he's living. I think that this is really answering that question, this 50-cent pouch of tuna. He had three of them, though, I guess.

The finger licking is some of my favorite. Oh, God. I wish the mic was on. He really gets in there. I've never seen a man go knuckle deep while suckling tuna off his finger before. You haven't watched me eat a hungry man. Yeah, and it does go on for quite a bit of time, but it is all so hilarious. That was him.

Oh, my God, his fingers are covered in shit. He's literally just reaching in the back of tuna. He's working up a sweat. How does Skirl look? Let this guy get away. What a dumb idiot she is. You don't think that there's something to be sad about the fact that she eats Kohl's in the way that she does and he's eating tuna like this.

He also, you can really see his hair line at this point, which is not looking good. He is looking fatter than ever. I learned it by watching you. You know what I just realized or just remembered? There is a sex tape with these two. Could you imagine how gross their sex has got to be? How much tuna's in that pussy?

Oh, not anymore. Ralph got it all. You're like mayonnaise, baby? No, I mean real mayonnaise. Helmonds. So I think pretty soon he is going to realize that the camera is still on. So at first I actually thought he might be talking to somebody on the phone. I really can't tell what he's doing because, again, we don't have a mic.

Oh, no, don't. Why you touch your hair? Your hands are covered in fucking mayonnaise and tuna. It appears that he has realized that he is still alive. And he realized that he needs to fix his hair. Let me just finish this. But again, he might be on the phone with somebody right now because he's not looking at the camera. Yeah, he's very animated.

I wouldn't either. It's really hard to tell. He's about to flap his arms like a bird for some reason, which again, I really, we need some lip readers. Jesus Christ. Does he get anything into his mouth? There's the bird flashing. Yeah.

There's a huge tongue. How is this man still alive? Yeah. Kino Casino was watching this also, and they were placing bets on how long he had. Turns out, just an ad read. Yeah. Yeah. doing great.

Oh, wow. All right. Well, thank you for fighting that. Good stuff. Ethan Relf has been streaming longer than anyone. Have you ever eaten food like that? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I get hammered. I'm in my underwear, standing over the garbage. You were there. Turn your camera on next time. We need to see it. Okay. You should stream that. It's a really good idea.

All right. Can we talk about it? about Chad Zumak. It's time. To mock. Zoom mock. Where we last left, my buddy, Chad, he was talking about his GoFundMe.

He's promoting a GoFundMe. He needed $8,300 from you, the fans, in order to film a special. And he's going to do a comedy special. He's got a tight 60 minutes that hasn't been written or performed yet.

Yeah. But it will be. And then we'll see it. It's going to be staff, personnel. Yes. It's a whole thing he's got going on. Well, Patrick Melton, from Nobody likes onions, he was back to streaming this week. First time in a couple of months now, because Patrick's had very bad back pain and issues, health issues.

So he hasn't been able to stream. And so he came back and did a stream. And in that stream, he saw the channel was live. So he popped over. and was watching Chad stream, and he's watching Chad make fun of Aaron Imholz, and he's just, you know, he's pausing it, he's muting it, he's talking over it, and, uh, Chad sees that and goes, I'm going to copyright strike you. And I'm just like, dude, what are we talking about? Let's talk about the history of this real quick. When Chad got kicked off of Mizogel's company or quit or whatever the fuck have, whatever that

falling out was with Kevin Brennan back then, Chad decided that he was going to stream snipe. misery loves company every day to get back at Kevin. And then Rocco said, I bet this puppet that I bought for my daughter would get more views than Chad. And so he started Tuki watching Mudshok Sharts watching Misery where he sniped Chad sniping Kevin. And he wasn't wrong. And he wasn't wrong. He became way more popular and people love Tuky. And beloved. Yes.

Yeah. My point is, Chad isn't a stranger to sniping people. This is something that he does something that Kevin Brennan does all the time. Kevin Brin might be sniping us right now. He slice me all the time. I hear about it afterwards. He loves doing that. So Chad decides to strike Patrick Melton.

And he comes out and explains to our buddy Kevin the reason why he felt the need to strike him. Chad, he's such a liar, man. He's a top breakdown what happened with the strike. Well, I mean, like you said, he hasn't done a podcast. in three months, and since I got all this heat on me because of Kumi and everybody, he wants to jump in on it. Like he always... I've heard me because of Kumi and everybody.

Now, I haven't broken this out on WATP. We're not doing Davenileverse Live this week because I'm going to be traveling. But if we were, I would love to play some of the back and forth where Anthony's been on MLC talking to Chad and calling him out. And also when Chad called into Cardiff's show, and he just, Chad can't defend himself. And he doesn't understand how words work. He doesn't understand how anything works. It was really funny with Anthony because Anthony goes,

I know what Chad's going to do, because Kevin put him backstage for a minute, I know what Chad's going to do. He's going to call me a loser. That's the only thing he knows how to do is just come on, just call me a loser, even though I built this house in South Carolina, and I ran a company and I was a host on Open Anthony,

and I have a show on WABC now, and he's going to come to a loser. Cheac comes out and immediately calls him a loser because he's got nothing else. Even with it's like, don't do that one thing that's so predictable and dumb. It doesn't make any sense. He couldn't help himself.

called him a loser. And it's funny too, because Chats is like, yeah, Opin Anthony, that's off the air now, right? And Kevin Brennan's like, yeah, shows have runs, man. They don't last forever.

It was very popular. You can't call him out for being the host of Opium Anthony, you idiot. Anyway, so Chance has been having a bad week. Yeah. And he's a little grumpy and he's taking it out on Patrick Melton.

He always does, like the Rodney's thing. You know how he came back for Rodney's? So he wants to get, you know, a payday for not doing anything. And I said, listen, dude, do a show. Do your own show. don't just steal my content and re-broadcast it.

And I said, I'm going to put a strike on your, I'm warning you, I'm going to strike your channel. But you said it's while he was sniping you today? Yes. I go, I'm going to strike your channel because this is just lazy content. You're just trying to collect a grift off haters of mine. Okay. This is something the card I was trying to explain to Chad.

The meaning of the word grift, I can't understand why Jay can't grasp this concept. It's not a grift if someone does a program that viewers are enjoying and decide to donate money to. No one's being... That is a foreign concept to him. It is a foreign concept to Chad. He's like, this fucking lazy asshole

goes on after not doing a show for months and comes out and makes fun of me. Grifter. He's been making fun of you all along. What do you mean? Like, what does that have to do with anything? And let's not forget that Chad's channel is all about going after people.

He has the show Cummius Cucks. And every episode of Cummius Cucks, there were over 200. We're going after Anthony. Eric Nagel, Chrissy Mayer. He also doesn't understand the term Cuck. Right. Me. I mean, all these people that he

determined, of Gino, all these people determined that were people who are friends with Anthony, I guess. So he goes, this guy is grifting off of me, which is just blatantly false. Just not how that works at all. But this is what gives Chad the right

to then copyright strike. I'm like a little bitch. So I was doing it. I go, okay, strike. in let you know it's gonna go through and sometimes it goes faster. Some people go to like John takes down Shulie, I'm sorry, Shulay Network a lot live and it eventually

went through and I He's getting his ideas from John Yes He's like I saw this thing the stuttering John was doing It was really cool. The guy was actively being sued for doing that and was run off the internet. Steal from the best. That's the guy you're going to copy Fucking idiot. He's grifting off of John

John is literally in a lawsuit for frivolously striking a Shulie's channel with frivolous DMCA strikes. And Chad goes, yeah, you know, I watch Jod do this to Shulia. It works. It seems like a great idea. You know how Shulie's not streaming anymore ever? Oh, no, he is. Oh. It doesn't work.

What's D.C.A. strikes? What was that? Aren't those DCMA strikes? Oh, right. I forgot. I didn't read the complaint. I think the amended complaint figured out the right order of the letters. And I told him, I go, take it down. And I warned him. I just warned him, and he didn't believe me. And he was even mocking me saying,

he doesn't know what he's doing. He's an idiot. He's like, okay, I believe it. Now he has a strike. I don't know what to tell you. I gave you every warning in the world to just do your own shit. Okay. Do your own shit. Again, Chad is the laziest show. he hits sound effects every third word he says and he just pulls up clippers and makes fun of people and so he's saying like he deserved a copyright strike because he's being so lazy it's just he's just sniping like everyone else does and it wasn't the whole show it was a portion of what patrick did it was a long show they did he talked about a lot of different people but chad gave

a warning so therefore it's okay for some reason i don't know why that's anything to do with anything you're allowed to like watch my stuff from Clippers but you're not going to just sit there and do a watch along and steal my my super chats that's exactly what you're doing uh what yeah people were like I gotta get money to someone who's broadcasting Chad whether it's Chad or nobody likes onions whatever I just says if Chad's on the screen I'm giving money

oh nobody like I'll give Patrick money then instead of chat it's so fucking dumb So how do you, how do you strike it when you're alive and he's live? Kevin wants tips. Kevin being the villain that he is. It's like, wait, you could do that? This is a guy who snipes all the time. He's constantly sniping people.

And listen to this fucking asshole. I have a thing. Somebody sent it to me. You can, I can, while he's live, I just took a, I put my, like, we'll be right back thing up. And I just took his video. I took mine, copyright infringement. I'm the owner of this. he's rebroadcasting it, and that's that.

He can watch old clips. That's fine. You can put a montage together. Kevin was just like, holy shit. I could be an even worse villain in the Dablerverse that I'm currently being. I mean, I tell people to get people's gigs canceled, and I call the club, and I show up with a noise maker to ruin comedy shows. But I could also, like, give people's channels take it down in real time. Chad, why have you been holding out of it?

Yeah, what the fuck, Chad. I like that Kevin's such a fucking. fucking boomer. He's like, wow, how do you do that? Whoa. And then he,

he's going to ask if there's YouTube tutorials on it. How to thwart your enemies, YouTube tutorial. Do some work. Quit being lazy.

Quit grifting everybody. You're literally taking money from everybody. You haven't done a show in three months. But sounds like he's not taking money from anybody. Yeah.

Show at three bucks. It's just the opposite, Chad. I love this thing where Chad does the same thing as everyone else and he's on there going, you're a grifter. You're lazy.

When Chad does it, it's great. It's fine. Well, he's not a grifter. It's so bizarre. Taking money from everyone else. So you just go to your YouTube studio and you go to whatever, whatever it's called, not copyright, but let me see what it's called. You go submit copyright application.

And again, I'm only on for a little bit. I just popped on because I can't stand Melton. And he just lies so fucking much. And his audience buys his bullshit. It's so. See, that's where the truth just came out. The fact that check is mad at people for a lie. is quite hypocritical,

but it's because his audience bises. Chad's like, I lie and no one believes me, and I get called out and called out of my lies, and people discover that their lies, they have to backtrack, and Patrick Melton says something. People are like, well, he's got credibility, so we'll take him out his word.

Chad emailed me the other day because I was playing a clip where Chad's like, you know, this guy has a police report out for me. You talking about Patrick Melton? I said, well, yeah, just because you harassed him and his family to the point where he had to file a police report to get you to stop. And so Chad emailed me and goes,

that's not true. That's a lie. Dude, I was just watching a clip of you lying about Godfrey, Venmoing you $100 and you had a straight face and lied about it until they got Godfrey in the phone, and you still lied about it. It's like, oh, why would I believe anything you have to say? He didn't like that answer.

Oh, he didn't like that response. Good question, though. I thought so. Frustrating. It's the most frustrating thing ever. Content detection? I'll send you the link I don't know what it is off top Is there a YouTube

Instructional video Yeah it's pretty simple to do You can submit a copyright claim And while you're live And he's live What a ghoul Kevin is started to morph into like The Emperor from Star Wars or something

Just looks like a The bad guy During when he's live And like Suttering John has taken down The Shully Network a couple of times so. Oh, 35. While they're alive, though, while they're alive.

Oh, yeah. Well, that's because they're looking at. Something to aspire to. That old content. I thought, I thought if you're alive and he's live, then he's protected because you're live. You can't really, I didn't know you could do a copyright strike while you were alive. I thought you had to be, I thought it had to be up on your YouTube channel.

Should you guys make your evil plans when you're not streaming? You guys want to have a phone call conversation that people aren't watching you? Also, this is very bizarre because Chad literally was like, all right, I don't have that much time. Right. Just say, hey, can we table this and continue an interview instead of looking up the YouTube tutorials? He's a busy man.

I don't know. Got a copyright strike. But I'm sick of him just rebroadcasting stuff. That's all he's doing. It's the laziest thing you can do. It's not true. He was commenting, watching along, sharing with the audience. He can collect super chats.

Kva, you got to check out Marcia's show now. It's truly sad. He's explaining why he took back the girl who pulled. publicly left him for his best friend. He did? Well, he's fucking late to the party. Yeah, Mersh was out of cruise

with his ex, their ice dancer. They're back together. Oh, that's fucking sad. The Clippers will clip it. I'm sick of seeing myself on all these shows. Chad, one hour ago.

What does that mean? Oh, Tuki wanted me to go on a show. And every time I go on a show, it's always a problem. and it's just I'm not interested in fighting with the potato and Clippers going, oh my God, I can't believe this. And then Carl has to cover it for two hours. I was just like, I'll skip it.

Chad's like, I always come across as stupid because I'm dumb. So I'm going to stop going on these shows that make fun of me and call me out on my bullshit. He kept using these words with Cardiff. He kept saying, you're just pandering to your audience. He gets to pandering griff. He doesn't know what either of those words mean. He has no idea what those words mean. And then he's yelling at Cardiff, you're a liar.

You're a liar. He says, tell me one thing I lied to you. about, dude, you fucking suck. You know, he has nothing. He's like a frustrated. He was drunk, too. But he just comes off like a, a frustrated toddler,

argue with their mom. If toddlers drank. A drunk toddler. Anytime I go on Tuki show, something bad happens. I get my, my, my, my, um, special canceled in Colorado.

Oh, I get in a fight. It's just, I'm not interested. I forgot the chad's a victim. Hmm. It's too bad. Plus, he's best friends with Melton. Yeah, it's just... So why would you help Tuki?

And Kevin's sense of the world. Patrick Melton's the worst person on earth. And so if you're friends with Patrick Melton, you're also a villain. It's always four-on-one when I go on a show. I'm just not interested in fighting. Like, I did it all week last week.

I'm good. I don't want to fight this week. I'm sick. Oh, yeah. We already read that. Mountain is trolling you. The strike didn't work. It did.

Go look. dumb fuck. It's not. He's become Jabba Lentis. Oh my God. That's crazy. All right. So this is what happened.

I saw Cardiff went on this morning, Canada Day. Happy Canada Day, Cardiff. And was said, all right, so Chad struck an L.O. But he'll appeal it. And the strike will be taken away. It'll be fine. Not the case. YouTube cited with Chad.

And didn't you. even give an LOW a chance to appeal it. They just said, no, we've checked this and it's legit. And so he has a copyright strike now.

So it's really fucked up what Chad has done. That's crazy. Yeah. It says it right on the playboard what happened. Kevin can't stop looking at a playboard.

He loves it. I got an email from it. What they said? Yeah, you're right. He's trolling me. This guy knows. This guy knows. Thanks for the $2.

No, Melton has these fans that, like, think he's some kind of cult leader, like everything he says is gospel. It's like, we're an upside down where I don't get, I was on the phone with somebody today. I was like,

I don't get it, man. They believe everything this fucking loser says. Like, it's, this guy's a piece of shit. Like, it's almost like he's charismatic and likable. And does a good job presenting his points. And Chad can't understand that he can't grasp that.

Also, another son, John Parole. I was talking to my friend today. Who the fuck says that? Someone without friends. Right. I've never once felt compelled to tell you guys I had a conversation with someone.

And he was agreeing with me. He goes, Carl, you're right about everything you're saying. And I was like, I know. I got to take this other call. Why can't people see? I don't know. It is just they don't want to open their eyes. I just want to be blindly led.

And I'm just like, I don't, I'm not cut out for it. Because I just, I just see a piece of shit. This is Melton. It was removed following copyright removal. request by a third party, which that doesn't make sense. Yeah, I don't know why it says that. I don't know why it says

that. I should say Chad Z-Wong. I want full credit. I should say the Z-Man. I want full credit for this heinous thing that I've done. What a piece of shit. What a garbage human, Chad is. It's so garbage. And also, he made this point. He was like, well, I don't care if you watch the Clipper stuff

just as long as I'm not live. And the only logic that I can put behind that if you can ever ascribe any logic to Chad, is that he doesn't want somebody in his time slot. So literally what his problem is is, I go on at 6 o'clock on Wednesdays, and you're not allowed to. That's when I'm alive.

Well, that's KB's big problem. He's always like, oh, you're doing that to stick it to me. But what Chad said is that people were going and super chatting Melton watching Chad. And this is the funny part about that. Chad's when to announce that Patrick Melton was live. because Patrick hasn't been on live for a couple months.

So, Chad's like, oh, look at this. Patrick Melton's up live. Half of his room left. So in other words, more than half the people watching his show or hate watching, they'd rather watch Patrick Melton make fun of him. So he shot himself in the foot and got mad about it. Yep. And then had to strike Patrick over it.

And really what this all comes down to is that Patrick's obviously much better at this than Chadis. Yes. There's no other way to look at this except for the fact that, and that was the other term he used with Cardiff. He's like, you manipulate your audience. You're such a manipulator. What do you think this is? Mind control? People find Cardiff entertaining.

They find Tuk entertaining and Patrick Belton. And so more people watch their shows and more people give money to those shows than to Chad Zumach. And instead of trying to figure out what am I doing, that could be better. How do I get an audience that likes me? He does the opposite and makes some people are going to hate them even more. Because Striking Channels is a bitch move. It's such a pussy move by Chad. I have a question, Carl.

Yeah. Okay, we heard some great stuff from Rocco the other day through Patrick about Artie Fletcher. Yes. We've heard Chad talk about Artie Fletcher. He's kind of like bringing everybody together. Have we heard Kevin Brennan talk about Artie Fletcher yet? That's a good question. I don't know.

I don't know if Kevin and Artie ever crossed paths, you would think that they would have at some point. He went after Capeman in his flabby's arm. He has a flabby back. It's unbelievable. Geno's doing the same shit right now. They're all losing their minds that I'm trying to shoot a special because they can't do it.

They don't do it. They don't do anything. This is how Chad's dumb brain works or maybe he has to do this to cope. Everyone's losing their minds that he's filming a special. No, they're all making fun of you for putting if I go fund me

so you can film a special because you've been doing stand-up for 23 years. He says it over and over and over again. Guys, I've been doing Santa for 23 years. Give me money. I've been new for 23 years. Give me money. Save up money over 23 years.

so you can film your own special and put it out. We don't have to fund it for you. They're losing their mind because they can't do it. I don't know if you know this, but Patrick's put on huge events in Vegas that keep getting bigger the last three years with multi-camera shoots and streaming and putting together all of these different performers. They can't. They can't. Trust me. Patrick's very lazy.

I know. Lazy's the word for it. I would love to watch Chad try and do that. It would be hilarious. Well, what's not forget? Chad threatened to do that a couple of times in Atlantic City. We do the Super Bowl thing. That's right.

And Chad's like, I'm going to put together a comedy show. It's so great. And, you know, he tried to get Blade to help him. Blade's gone, by the way. Blade disappeared. Try to get Blade to help him out. And he just couldn't figure it out. The best he can do is get the lanyards.

And then after that, he's lost. Chad is so lazy that he couldn't even come to protest Patrick's event against Jim and them. Right. He wanted Corey Feldman to pay for his. Yes. He goes, Corey, don't worry about you. You have to pay for my flight. Chad couldn't even go to the event that Patrick put on. I know. Melon just sits around, lays around all day smoking weed.

Gino's an alcoholic, drinks himself to death and sucks up the kumia. in the description of Chad's new special, we have to give money to, he goes, I'm changing things, I'm going to start living a life of sobriety. He's an alcoholic. I've seen the footage of him stealing a handle of vodka from a liquor store. And for him to go out and just be like,

this fucking melting guy, he's smoking weed, Gino's drinking alcohol. This fucking asshole, like, cannot see. Everything is accusing him of people doing he does in spades. He has changed quite a bit. he's striking people. That's true. Yes, he's gotten way worse.

And I'm actually trying to do something and they're losing their fucking minds. He was, everyone's losing their minds. Everyone's clipping me nonstop. It's out of control. Yeah, because you're stupid. They're making fun of you. I didn't want to come on tonight because I was just like, I'm winding down for bed. But I'm like, I got to say something because it's just these, I'm an upside down world.

These guys are all retarded. We're dealing with retards. Or, Chad, or you're perceiving things incorrectly. everyone's crazy but me? How is this possible? It's the Imholt seething defense. Yes. It's actually much more likely, Chad,

that people are making fun of you because it's ridiculous. You need $8,300 to make a comedy special. And when asked what you were going to do with that, you go to Hail Mary. That's what he told Cardiff during the interview. He goes, I don't know, man. Maybe it'll get picked up

and I'll become famous. It's my Hail Mary attempt. I'm like, you're trying to Hail Mary's at the age of 51 and stand of comedy? That's pathetic. should have a better plan than that. And you guys are all retards that support them. I'm sorry.

If you don't like me, that's on you. That's on you. It is. If you don't like me, that's on you. I've never been more proud. What kind of idiot wouldn't like me? You're saying you don't have to, you know, it's okay if they like you,

but don't like Melton in return. No, I just, you can't like Melton. Here's the thing. You can't like Melton and not like me. It just doesn't make sense. You're not listening. Is that the dumbest thing anyone's ever said? I like Patrick Mouton.

I also have to like Chad Zumach. Interesting. Patrick Motton doesn't steal people's credit cards out of lockers. That we know of. He hasn't told a woman to off herself through multiple emails over days of time. He hasn't had stalking charges against him. Didn't lie about the Coobia country thing. Didn't pretend to get beat up by Anthony Coobia fans.

But we have to like Chad, if we like Patrick. Oh, okay, got it. Chad, invite me to your next event down there in Tampa that you're putting on. I'd be happy to perform. Don't like either one of us, if that's the case. See, this is what's so funny. He's like, you don't like me fine. You're not going to like Patrick Melton either.

No, he has way more fans than you do. Sorry. That's just the reality of it. A little bit more than I wanted to play from this. I found humorous. I just smell salmon. I'm going to brush my teeth. Chad, I'm not a fan,

but I can't stand seeing you get constantly worked over too. Stay off to sauce. You're better when you're sober. I know the world prefers drunk, Chad, but go at with your best. I'm two days sober, 100%. I'm working at it. Okay.

I don't know if I wanted to talk, but saying two days sober is saying that you're off the wagon. You know, you've got to like, I don't know, build up something before you start saying like, No, no, no, guys, I've changed now. It's been a whole weekend. He's broken out of booze. Well, yeah, that's probably what it really comes down to.

But Chad was saying he was sober before. And then he calls into Cardiff's show wasted. Well, I guess Tuckie called him. He didn't call him. He didn't call him. Chatsy. Chatsy. Okay, you're right.

Rock will call to you and then put you through and then you cocked the card. My bad. I know. I had a bad week last week. It was just too much. Not only with the online shit and the fighting, but there was other things that are going on. and I just didn't want to deal with it, but now I'm back.

Okay. This is what's so pathetic is that Chad wants to be the victim. So now, here's a guy who started the Kumia Cuck show, went after Chrissy and Frank so hard years ago nonstop and then added everyone else into it and just went after all of us nonstop. And then it's like, Chad, you abusing alcohol? Well, yeah, I'm having a tough go at it, guys. Anthony's making fun of me and he came on the show and, Made me look stupid and Cardiff made me look dumb and... What's a loser to do?

Yeah, it's like, Jesus Christ, dude. You can't be a cryboy, a thin-skinned bitch like that. If you're going to go after people so hard. All these idiots, they all want it both ways. They want to be the tough guy, hero. I'm the best. Everyone loves me. And it's just like, holy shit, you guys are like making me sad.

You guys are like hurting my feelings over here. Why would you do that? So anyway, that's what's going on with Chad. you, Chad. Striking channels is a bitch move. And, you know, when things go poorly for Chad after this, he won't learn anything. He'll just think like, I'm being victimized again. I should probably drink about it. He probably should. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. You should make a version of that for Ethan Ralph.

I love to eat Doritos. I love to eat tuna. Bagged tuna. Mayo. Mayo. All right. This is a fun one. Jerry just posted this video.

It says, can I turn my skills into a $10,000 a month local business? We know about the platform school that he's using, S-K-O-O-O-L, and that's where you can be part of his family. And when you're part of his family,

you get to talk to him for 30 minutes. You can text him. I'll text you back. I forgot what the other perks are. Is there anything else? I'm not even sure. You can go to his house. Yeah, well, you didn't want to do a local meetup at one point.

I remember that. So now he's got a new idea on how he's going to make his fortune back. Can I turn my skills that I have online as a YouTuber, a business creator, somebody who's using AI a lot? Can I turn these skills into a $10,000 plus a month local business online? He's doing live streams now? So in the past, he's talking about like churning out videos. You get these five-minute videos, which are great for the show, maybe 10 minutes.

Now he sees it gets more views, and I guess the algorithm treats live stuff with a little bit more priority. So he's just going live on all these shows, which is funny because we get to watch him read his script poorly and there's no editing involved. That's what I'm here to share with you today. As for those of you that care about, like, vlog style updates, and for those of you that are trying to make money and use skills online, I have a theory here. here that I'll present now because that's what we're doing. I think that lots of times getting money is much easier locally and making a business with in person. I think there's a lot more big money potential there. Okay. First off, wildly inaccurate. Do I want to focus on a small market with a finite number of potential customers or worldwide? Definitely a smaller market. That's where the big box is.

I'm going to just knock on doors around my house and just ask them for money. They'll make way more. So I don't even understand what he's talking about here. Gay babe, first on a live stream within the first minute. Let's go VIP. There's one person watching. I've started a business from scratch. Well, I was a YouTuber since 2011.

I deleted everything online in 2025, including millions of followers. You know, I had over a billion views, etc. I burned it all down, got divorced, et cetera. This year I restarted. I have three, six YouTube channels. I started three months ago. And I'm currently making about $1,000 a month from all that. My top monetization is now my school community at jerrybanfield.com,

where you can go if you want to work on anything I talk about any of my videos. I'm there for you. You can DM me. The blockchain pill went in and did a bunch of messages and stuff today. So he's reminding me what the perks you got for the $49 bucks a month? 49 bucks a month. Is that in your budget, Lucy? He's making $1,000 a month?

He claims he's making $1,000 a month on YouTube. I don't know that he has enough subscribers to be monetized on YouTube. They lowered it to $500. That's true. Yeah. But you also have a certain number of watch hours. I mean, maybe he has that. Even if it's true.

Is he bragging? Well, no. He wants to make more than that. Okay. Is that his only income source? Yeah. How? You know what his monthly rent is?

$2,400. So. I should take all of his advice for sure. Yes, he's got it all figured out. But he keeps borrowing money against his credit cards, so it's fine. When you sign up for this, $49 a month, you get a one 30-minute Zoom call. You get the Jerry Banfield AI. Now, this is, I don't think he's selling this enough.

What he's done is he's taking chat GPT and fed in all of his old videos and blog posts and books that he's written. and so if you want to ask a question and get it to answer the way Jerry would answer it, you could actually get that, which could be entertaining. Yes. That might be worth the $49. There's a weekly group chat. There's direct to message me. That's what I was talking about before, where if you DM him, he'll DM me back.

Would you want to do a weekly group chat with other people who were supporting him? I don't think I would want to be known. I think I would for the first time. I wouldn't want to out myself. I wouldn't want to out myself. I want to call him and have him compose a song on the spot. Oh, yeah. that's a good idea. He hasn't done that in a while. You get shoutouts and promotion.

That's one that we forgot about a lot. He will promote your shit on his channels, which is awesome. The community and most activity we've seen in the first couple weeks of launching it. And first 25 members get a one-on-one Zoom call. So right now, I'm monetizing two main ways online. First is with YouTube directly with ad revenues and memberships. The second way is then with my school community at jerry banfield.com, really appreciate everybody being in there. I'm really grateful that within three months, I've went from $0 to over $1,000 a month. However, I'd really like to get to $10,000 a month. We know that. Within the next six months. Now, the question is, at the rate I'm going now with doing live streams on six different channels,

which seems to be the best form of YouTube content that I can create. uniquely right now. And if you want all my channels, just go to my channel page at jerrybanfield.com and you will see that, you know, you can see the channels. This is Jerry Banfield Show channel. I have a dating channel, games channel.

I have old music videos, YouTube coach, ICP crypto, and crypto reviews. So those, that's my channels on YouTube. And I'm grateful those are making a thousand plus a month when combined with this school. However, am I really going to get to 10%? plus thousand a month just online from live streaming on YouTube. I also

have a bit used AI to crank out a blog on my website that has 2020. 26 you're talking about a blog is he retarded check out his MySpace page. What's the dating Carl? Dating? Oh, you haven't seen his dating advice?

It's amazing. It's his best content. It's so fantastic. So I'll give you a couple of hints. on what he gives you for dating advice. One of them is never have a second date, never get laid. And if a girl tries to kiss, you run and hide. It's really good. Throw money at them.

Yeah, we do like that. Thank you. Thank you. 700 and something posts. I just turned 100,000 word book right before this into like 30 blog posts. I'm going to, I just need to deploy. Holy shit. One of the titles of his blog is chat GPT for.

president. This guy's a morad. That's funny. My website on ICP. Another one is called I'm scared to play Crusader Kings three again. Aren't we all? And to update it and then they'll all crank out there. I literally just cranked out three of my books I wrote before as blog posts,

four of them earlier today. So I'm getting really good. good with being able to turn AI into things. Slop. It's what they call AI slop, Jerry. Shuring out blog posts about you wanted to get laid and have a wife again. He's getting really good at it. I miss his stories about remembering his birth.

Yeah, I know. I'll get back to it. So, but I've been thinking, I'm like, okay, if I wanted to make $100,000 by the end of the year, is it going to be more reasonable, logical, and expected more? probable. Am I going to be able to do that just doing live streams on YouTube or am I going to need to do something else? And I've been thinking as I've been getting more connected in the local community, my skills are a big deal in the local community. Whereas online, there's lots of dudes like me online. Maybe not just like me, right, Jay, babe. There's not. There's not maybe anybody

just like me. No. There's not. But local? What's with the local thing? So I think what he's thinking is this internet thing's real competitive. There's a lot of fucking people on the internet, but here in St. Pete, it's a limited population. So maybe I have a better chance of doing something here.

But he has no strategy at all. He's completely lost on what he thinks he's going to accomplish or what he even is trying to accomplish. Lots of people online that, you know, huge followings, huge

influencers and I kind of look small in the global world of online. But in St. Petersburg, Florida, you want somebody who's an expert at content creation. There's maybe five, ten people in the whole city that would be on par or similar to me. If you want somebody who's actually using AI every day in a very meaningful way to just crank out a business, then I'm actually doing that. Okay, you started this by saying I'm not making enough money

and it's not scaling up. So I got to find something else. And then he goes, I'm using a start a business. Which business? Which are you talking about? I'm not scaling up. Instead, I'll scale down. Yes.

Also, there are definitely more than five to ten content creators in St. Pete. Probably. But as good as Jerry. We saw five that he met. Maybe not in the same. They were terrible. That's true.

So I had this long, drawn-out conversation with Chad Sheept. Okay. This is my favorite part of this video. This is where it turns into Randy Marsh with letting AI formulate his business plan for him. Long drawn out. ChitivD is like,

hilarious. Matt. So I had this long drawn out conversation with Chad GPT today. And I'll show you some of that. here in the background. I long drawn-out conversation with chat GPT about, here's my basic idea. My basic idea is that I want to get out there more locally.

I feel that there's some big opportunities locally that I can get in person than I may not have access to just trying to do stuff online. Wow, that's amazing. That's a great idea, Jerry. And you have the skill set for it. You should definitely pursue that. It sounds like he's describing getting a job. Well, he's not going to do that, but you're right.

You're right. He's like, I'm networking with people locally and I want to use my skills for them to give me money. It's like, can't remember that thing you didn't want to do? Get a job? In person. Do that. And chat GPT says that, you know, local is probably one of your biggest underused advantages. That's what I was thinking.

And that's got me really. I started thinking. I'm like, I could use my skills. What can I do with my skills? what can I do with my skills? Well, what I could do is crank out a website that was optimized for a local business model and I could create local offers

and I know how to do that already. I know how to do Google ads. Boom, like that's all you need. You need a website with an offer and ads to get people to go to it. So the best way to do local is to make a website online. Optimized for St. Peter's. I don't understand anything that just happened.

No. He's so lost on this. Which led me to have the realization that, wow, all I need to do is come up with some offers and then crank a website out with those offers, then create ads in Google, target them locally, and send people to my website. The funny thing about this, so these offers he has to come up, I think the do is come up with these offers. What is describing here is the product, kind of the most important part of a business.

What are you selling? I haven't come up with that yet, but whatever. I'm offers. I'm a website. What else you need? Is he suggesting? that he's going to go flyer locally to direct people to his website?

No, he knows Google ads, Lucy. He's going to make Google ads. That's still online. I know, but he's going to target people in his area. Hold on. It gets worse. Easy, right? Actually, yes.

So I've come up with three offers that I think will really clean up locally. At least one of them should be a really solid offer. Offer number one is to help with AI. Right now, AI is a huge term, but locally, how many people locally actually know what they're doing with AI? Maybe zero, because I'm not seeing any.

Who does that? He needs help with that. Dude, this guy's insane. So he's churning out all of this AI slop. Even the stupid backgrounds he has for all these videos are just garbage. And he's going like, dude, you want to learn how to do this? Anyone could do that. Anyone could put in some prompts and make that happen.

Yeah, but I'm churning out all these blog posts. Don't over read. Right. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Right now, I have a Claude Code shell in Ubuntu running in a background that just took a hundred thousand word book and turned it into blog posts. I know how to, I use chat cheap T to do all kinds of stuff from image generation, YouTube titles, et cetera.

I know which AI to use for which task. If I want very Google specific answers, I'll go to Gemini. Jesus Christ. It couldn't be more basic. But I want Google answers. I'll go to the Google's AI tool. Oh, let me write that down. That's interesting.

I wouldn't have thought of that. Not only that, if he was so successful at all of these things and so good at AI, then he wouldn't need to go locally because he would be succeeding on the internet. Right. But AI didn't tell him that yet. So I don't want to... Not during that huge long... It's still the honeymoon, Lucy.

Yeah, yeah, I don't want to burst his bubble on that one just yet. And I was like, no, no, you're awesome at that. that's probably the best in save Pete's. That'd be my guess. Now, what's funny is I used Gemini earlier today to ask it about Google ads and it actually recommended meta. I'm like, come on,

man, this AI is a little too unbiased. This is Google's AI. It should never tell you to go to a competitor and use their ad platform. If you're trying to promote something locally that no one's searching for, then yeah, you should use meta to promote that and not Google ads.

So that was correct. I'm not using meta or Instagram though I can't stand those I'm in love with Google Do you know why he can't stand those Because he used to have a business With Facebook ads and Facebook kicked him out for claiming he was a black man Well there's that So he's like fuck you Matt I am black

Kiss my black ass It's just like that to keep the black man down Roland nice to see you today You have no idea what you're doing with AI Your sister's taking classes see that's That's what I'm talking about. Roland says his sister's taking classes. I mean, I could teach classes, at least to beginners.

All right. I love it. He's like, I'm not that impressive, actually. I guess. I would know what AI stands for? Roland, you sound like my ex-wife. Class dismissed. So literally what he's talking about now, which I'm glad you said this, Chris.

He's talking about just getting a job. Like, do you want to just be a trainer and just have training seminars? and show people how you use Claude and chat GPT, you're not going to make anybody doing that. It's a, you know, the whole point of being on the internet and YouTube is that it's very scalable. And it's unlimited, how many people can watch and participate, all that kind of fun stuff. And this idiot's going, yeah, but if I could fill a school classroom with 24 people. Because that might be the most success he's had when he was doing those things at like the Civic Center, not the Civic Center, but.

At the AA meetings? Yeah, well, there's that. No, I But also if he could fill a classroom with 24 people He could probably make more than a thousand dollars in a debt Well, more than a thousand dollars a month Yeah, definitely more than that There's that

On how to do stuff with AI Like I'm I use I've used all three of these today to do Heavy tasks like I went through and used like I have the $100 a month plan on Claude And I just ripped through like 80% of my usage In the last couple hours processing books I could go This is hilarious

100 bucks in my month for cloud he spends money on everything he's no money he spends money and everything 100 bucks a month on claude he used 80% of it just ripping these blog posts and no one will ever see a rating it's not going to convert to anything no it you're taking a loss on that immediately like why would you teach me about a i have no idea how to turn that into a business model that was the heavy task heavy task do you do you remember when joey c's show was produced by his uh ai chat bot was it uncle bob because i'm getting vibes of that oh it's crazy to me how similar Joey C and Jerry are

because they're both proud of themselves. Yeah. They're like, I'm letting this mystery machine control my life. Why aren't you? Yeah. They think their charisma is going to translate to something other than that.

So help businesses see how to integrate AI successfully into their workflows, understand the problems and limitations, rebuild their infrastructure on ICP. Yeah, I'm super fast. Like, I just tear through AI. I have a higher level understanding

about AI than the majority of people in St. Petersburg do which I don't have to be some world class AI expert. I know much more about AI. Way to sign yourself. I'm smart than all you rubs. He doesn't think much of same people. Right. Hey all you fucking idiots. I'm obviously

better at this than you are so set up for my class. Are you like an expert? I mean around here I guess I can be concerned an expert. Is he talking about the insane clown posse? No. I see. is a crypto currency that he's very excited about. Oh, okay. I'm going to get it there. Sorry. No, it's a good question because he's got a whole channel dedicated to ICP.

And he thinks that that's going to be his get-rich-quick scheme. He keeps rooting for ICP, which is hilarious because when he talked about how he lost millions of dollars in the past, is because he had all of his money wrapped into one crypto coin that then failed. So he's learned nothing. And then tried to sell that snake oil. Yes. He couldn't unload it because no one wanted to buy it. So he was just stuck with hundreds of thousand dollars, well, zero dollars worth of whatever crypto it was.

So anyway, not the guy that I want to take a training seminar from. Unless I'm in St. Pete's because he'd be the smartest guy there apparently. What an asshole. All right. Let's talk about Opie. Go screw. Tony Pete put a fun post up on his, uh, social media.

Yeah. Tony P is the horriest guy I've ever seen on a podcast. It's going to count him, like, I think it's hard to find your angle. Come on. Okay. So, he's got an arrow pointed to me, and he says, I think this guy pleasures himself to me,

and the clip of me saying, Tony P's the horridiest guy on the internet. So Tony P's enjoying this new found fame that he has from being on the Opie show. I'm happy for him. Opie put out a podcast yesterday morning, and Obie's getting better at labeling show. The title is The Disgusting Truth about NYC Pools. I got to find out what the disgusting truth is about these NYC pools.

Turns out people pee at them. Oh. Yeah, I know. Can you believe that? Never would have guessed. So, 547 views on this episode from yesterday morning. Adam Bush, who couldn't be here tonight, was in the chat quite a bit. And I guess there were two mods in there ready to battle.

Adam, as Adam was just asking like, can we get Ron's Venmo total? He's saying he's not making any money, but we know all these people have donated to him. So was he just not seeing it? What's happening? And most of the chat was with Adam the whole time. But they were like these super chatters who, or I'm sorry, these mods who are just like calling him a loser and like all this shit over and over again. And then there were super chats going in that never got read. Chris Primer posted this.

But seriously, Opie, I gave Ron $250 and he says he hasn't broken $200. Where's the money? Great question, Chris Primer. We showed the receipts here on this program of that. And you can see that this guy, a drill bag. Sorry, Opie, this Adam Bush guy is annoying. And Adam Bush is like, sorry, Opie, drill bags is harshing everyone's buzz here. So they're just going back and forth.

He goes, Adam Bush, Jesus Christ, you're a weirdo, which could be true. But it's wild that Chris Pryor put in this. $20 super chat and then a $10 super chat right after this and Opie was still on the air for another 15 minutes and never put either of them up which is a real shitty thing to do there's another super chat that he wouldn't put up as well but first I have to play with this clip because my buddy

Andre sent this and Andre's like Opie acts like he doesn't watch these shows but he's more in on the lingo than I think most people Ed Midler hello doll and Ron Ron. By the way, it's not mine. It's not my. It's my roommates. Slow down. Ron, it's 2026. Just, just do it.

There's a lot of world out there. It's not mine. It's not mine. Look, look at this. Look at my mug. New York City. All nice, easy. Right? That's all it is.

Oh, my God. I think fucking screams. GIF Shop. fucking that that screams gift shop at Penn Station you know what your mug screams scream is Am I crazy Opie just used the term just do it to being gay He did Was that something that existed before?

I said it so effeminently Stop taking credit for everything This one I had to take credit for I'm sorry Because we just do a key in So Opie sits there and he comes just do it when he sees the Betmiller mug And then, every he calls him gay.

He's not sure if he used word gator or not. That midler. There are people, if you say you like them, then, you know, people's radar goes up. I'll call it radar today. All right. I think you could say gator. Your gator comes up. Yeah.

We know what you're talking about, Opie. It's fine. You don't have to pussyfoot around there. This is true. Carl, gay trend center. Thank you. Just wanted to be recognized. That's all.

So then Opie decides, oh, this would be a good bit for my show. Let's list the gay icons that are out there. If you like them, it means you're gay. These are the names. It's prime months. And if you bring them up, people's gator will go up. Bet Midler, share. Madonna.

Madonna. Whoa. Did you see what just launched out of Opie's mouth? Yeah. I have a slow-mo replay. He stole it from me. I know. Opie's turning into John Melendez,

calling people just do it, and spinning. Look at the trajectory of this one. It's pretty impressive. No. If I was wearing 3D glasses, oh, it came right at me.

All right, Chris, one more time, you got it. Thank you. Oh. Jesus. It goes back in and it comes out. And then it goes back in. I can do this all day.

But we have a World Cup game to watch, so we got to move on with us. Are they using the term Gator correctly? No. Okay. I just wanted to make sure. That's not what that means. And aren't these references to these icons a little outdated that, yeah?

You think? You think a little bit hack there in Dennis? Yeah. Seriously. So they continue on with, if you like them, it means you're gay. And I mean, what Ron says here cracks, Opie up, but I just do not get it. Ricky Maile. Liza Minnelli. Right?

Why? Huh? Lady Gaga. Oh, Lady Gaga. You like the Lady Gaga? You like to jump rope with the ding-dongs. I miss you, Roddy, babes. He's right there.

Hold on. If you like Lady Gaga, you like to jump rope with the ding-dogs. So I went to Grock because the Banfield was teaching him on AI. Dear Grock, I'm a gay man, and I don't get this. I go, is this like a phrase people use that you're jumping rope with the ding-dongs? And Grock came back and said, this was used on Opie's stream yesterday, but I can't find any other reference. to it. Grog, you fucking rule, man. Pretty good stuff.

What could that possibly mean? That's awesome. Jump rope with the ding-dongs. Grogh's pretty cool. I hope he loved it. Cracked him up. Lucy, I want to know if you have any thoughts on this. Ariana Grande gets brought up in this conversation.

Ariana Grande, like from even, let's say, seven, eight years ago, smoke show. and then year after year, now she literally goes around with no eyebrows. I'm going to tell you what happened. Yeah. Pete Davins' Big Dick Energy crushed her.

That big dick energy just fucking just fucking ate her alive. Dude, they were... Hey, listen. They were actually engaged. Yeah, they're both crazy people. No shit. Lucy, do you think it was Pete Davis's

big dick energy? You would know more about this than I would. That caused Arianna Grazie. I thought that we were not talking about these people because it makes you gay, and now Opie's like, let's talk about this person. Oh, yeah, they're all in on it. My gator is going off as I'm watching the seconds. I do not think that that's the problem. Also, Opie should never criticize other people's eyebrows.

That's a good point. Or fishes, for that matter. Yeah. Well, as a lot of people probably know, there was an era where Pete Davidson was very friendly with Opie. He was on his show all the time. This is when Opie was moved to the afternoons and was doing the afternoon show. Pete Davidson would stop by. and they were buddies, but that did not last very long.

Yeah, Pete Davidson, I think Pete Davidson practices the dark arts because that's also the time where my friendship ended with Pete Davidson. He started day in Ariana Grande, and he had no time for anybody else. And then it got like crazy. And then he upped his game over and over again. And went to a Kardashian. A Kardashian who was. using him, by the way.

Okay. For what? Yeah. God damn it. Kim Kardashian. Stop using me from my big dick. I'm so mad at you. So Pete Davidson stopped hanging out with Opie because he's rather spent time with

Arieta Grande. What a weirdo. I know. Could you imagine? What a strange hang up. What a dumb thing to do. He could be hanging with Opie? You're fucking Ariada Grande instead?

Moron. Any thoughts on that, Lucy and your boyfriend, Pete? dark arts you know anything about this listen it sounds like ariana grande got him into the dark arts if that's when it started i would i would imagine that's true it's so funny too because ron's like what is she had a zemping or something like no she's got very skinny but i don't think it's because she's anyway uh so the banter on this show is brilliant these two have been doing it for a long time together of course opi's been doing radio since he was 18 so it's just flawless and seamless What was that movie where Joe Rogan makes out, like, the girl just pukes in his front yard and he still makes out with her?

Joe Rogan? Not Joe Rogan, Seth Rogan. Oh, I don't remember. It's a comedy where he makes, forget, I don't know. I don't remember. And then I had a girl that gave me bad breath. Good stuff, guys. Well done.

I don't know why the camera keeps stopping. It's very annoying. It hasn't happened for me in a little while. But it's happening now. So Opie says, then I had a girl who gave me bad breath. What do you think he means by that, Darren? Any thoughts? I don't know.

I want to hear the context of this thing. Lucy, what do you think he means by a girl gave me bad breath? I can't imagine that he was ever eating pussy. I don't want to imagine that, but that's where I'm going. I think he's told the story before. You are correct. She had a very stinky pussy. It was a black chick, right?

And it would get, well, he didn't mention that in this time through. Okay. But in your head, it was. I think he told his story before. Well, he did tell a story before. And he's going to talk about the stinky pussy story. I guess he was fingering this nice lady and then driving it on a long trip back to Long Island. But my left hand smelled so bad that the whole ride I had it hanging out the window of my Honda cord going from Geneseo to Long Island.

Watch Rod's face during this conversation. He wants nothing to do with this conversation. And that's when I learned that girls can have a problem down there that they can't really take care of unless they get some medication, Rod, they understand. And that was the one that gave me bad breath. And then I decided, you know what, I don't, I don't like that. I don't like doing that one act. And then guess what, Ron. Then I had a, then I had a fresh one.

I moved on and I had a fresh one. and then I was all in. No more bad breath for the kid, Ron. No more bad breath. So how you been, Ron? I regret bringing up Ariana Grande. We just went on a little, this is your life moment.

You have some serious issues with women. It's so funny about this. How many times do we watch Opie scoldrod for bringing up sex or anything that's like, whoa, whoa, no, we can't talk about that. And then Opie's talking about this stinky pussy going down on chicks. What are we doing? I have so many issues with that. I don't understand, first of all, how did he not know before he dove in headfirst that it was stinky?

That's true. Second of all, don't call. Well, he's always stuffed up. I don't like the term fresh one for vagina. Right. It sounds very youthful. Oh, I don't like that at all. Yeah, that's why.

That's the only reason. No, I don't like it. We'll only use it behind your back from now on. Thank you. Don't worry. So, yeah, that was the sticky pussy story, which turned run off so much. Understandably. Yeah, it wasn't great.

Super chat comes in that Opie refuses to read on the show. Jared Shep just gave us $10, but his comments not worth putting on the big screen. Thanks for your $10. No, I mean, you know, it's. All right, so I put it up on the screen for us. You notice how flustered Opie got right there? He, like, lost his train of thought. And let me explain why that just happened.

The $10 super chat says, Hey, fellas, I used to date a girl who would throw up every time we ate. I stopped paying for her dinners. Opie, would you say that you're the most accomplished live streamer in the Dabbleverse? Thanks. Because they were talking about bulimia. And so this person's, like, joining in on the conversation. But just that word, Davleverse,

Opie won't show it on the screen. which is a bitch move. It's like you're proving this bothers you when you do that. It's only going to get worse. I'm surprised that he would be so afraid of just the word dabblevers. Who cares? It's the difference. All right.

So Opie wants to go into the ocean. He's got the ocean behind him there at summertime. And he's in the Hamptons. So we asked some questions to his AI assistant. How do I cover my baloney boobs? How do I cover the weird back hair I got? How do I cover my giant fucking long nipple hair? Okay, I took that out of context.

He was talking about the mayor, Mom Donnie. Oh, dove into a pool and his suit. He just did a little press thing. So, I hope he was explaining that he has, what kind of boobs does he have? Baloney. Baloney boobs? Interesting. They talk about Mom Donnie's wife.

Whether she's hot or not. I didn't even look it up. I don't even know. I don't know the answer to any of that. But because they're talking about that, Opie's got a joke that doesn't go over it at all the first time. That doesn't stop him from trying it again. And it doesn't go over it all the second time either.

You see on social media the question with her, with her face on it, is she the most beautiful first lady ever? What? Who's saying that? not. No. But you, I don't do so. There's a PR campaign. No. And the most beautiful first lady ever, as far as the presidency goes, hands down, Barbara Bush. Hands down. Well, they're saying the first lady ever for New York. No, I know. But then when I think first ladies, and then you get me to

the presidency, and the hottest first lady ever was Barbara Bush. Oh, hands down. And you know Barbara Bush had a bush. What an idiot. What. Two idiots. How fresh was it? Opie thought the joke was hands down because he said it the same way twice. Yeah. The joke is Barbara Bush.

Sure. And Ron didn't even react to that. Nope. I don't know if he's not listening or he thinks Barbara Bush is hot. I don't know. The latter. Right.

So he didn't respond at all. And then Ope's like, maybe he didn't hear me. I said the hottest chick is Barbara Bush hands down. Huh? Ah? Good stuff. Ron's like, should I mention the word bush again?

Right. You like that, right? Opie, that'll make a giggle. A stinky bigger bush is. Hold your hand out the window. So then they start plugging PayPal's and Venmo. You'll notice that Ron's Venmo now scrolls on the bottom of the screen. We've bullied Opie into doing that. Thank God. Someone had to do it.

And so Opie starts asking for money pretty directly. You have to have a lock and you have to have a cap. You have to wear a baiting cap. You know what, Ron? Because of you showing your intelligence. this very moment, look what's down below scrolling. Look, first of all, that's my PayPal. I would appreciate a donation today.

There's my PayPal. And right after me is Venmo Roddy. It's like Christmas morning. It's like Christmas morning. All right, listen. It's funny. And some of the fucking comments is like, Ron, you're pathetic begging for Venmo.

It's, don't listen to those people. I don't. It's hilarious. No, I'll tell you why you don't listen to those people. It's a, it's a lame talking point. And I've explained this. I find it kind of sort of, I'll be honest. I do find it a little embarrassing that you've got to do it this way because the whole world has gone this way where, you know, the people that listen and support you give you money directly. In the old days, I've been around so long.

Like, you have a company that. They give you a really nice salary and you don't have to worry about anything else. Nowadays, it's a hustle. You go right to the consumer now. The whole world has changed. So Opie is justifying this begging for money thing that he started doing more recently. Darren, do you have to hop off, buddy? Yeah, I got to go in a couple of minutes.

But what a great time I've had. And I really appreciate y'all having me on. Love the show, continued success. And I hope Chris, we hear more super chats than his voice. That's always my favorite part every week. Well, Darren, no one's stopping you. Peltrocast is your podcast. Where can people find that?

What are you talking about? YouTube, broadcast TV, etc. upcoming interviews with members of the Roots and Savitage, Sandra Lurke, Mobb Deep, etc. Thank you all for listening and tolerating and hope to see everyone soon. Fuck, yeah. Thanks, Darren. Thanks for checking out Club Random.

Thank you all. Pulling some clips for us. Darren Peltrowitz, who's actually the reason why Adam Bush and I became friends. He's the one who connected the two of us together. other. So Darren, Darren's a good egg. He is. We appreciate him being on here. So, Opie is saying, okay, the way of the world now is you have to beg for money.

There's no company that's going to give you a base salary. So you got to go on and just plead with people to give you money. Now, I'd argue you could actually offer something in exchange for that money. You could play with yourself with a dildo on Patreon, something. Who's going to do that? Nobody. Do something for the money. Opie goes, this is the new model.

Everyone's just begging for money. So, I mean, if people call you out for it, Ron, tell them they're retarded. That's what everyone's doing. There's no such thing as getting paid to be a broadcaster. And then he shits at his own point. Go tell Howard Stern to go do his shit for free because that's what you're basically saying. No one wants to do anything in life for free. But Howard Stern gets a salary from a company.

The thing you said doesn't exist anymore. There's a thing. He's like nobody's making a salary anymore. You have to bank for money. Howard Stern makes a lot of money. Yeah, yeah, he might offer a shitty product. it's a product. Yeah.

For free. You know what it sounds like? So we don't, we don't make our, we don't make our, uh, salary within, we don't,

we don't have a base salary. Like, in other words, it's not like, you know, we're making 25, we're not getting paid. Right.

So in other words, we're like, we're like servers in a restaurant. Right. Our salary is based on tips. Right. It's, because we're not getting,

there's no more. You're not, by the way, you're not getting, paid by WBCN. You're not getting paid by Sirius XM. You're not getting paid by WAAF.

No. Those days are over. Right. You don't have that half a million dollar salary. He's insulting you, Opie. He's talking about all the places that fired you. Remember you used to get a salary from this company and went from this company? He used to make all this money from that company.

That ship is sell. That's not going to happen. Ever got to be like, yeah, I know. Wait a second. Now go dance for tips, monkey. I think Ron's being a tick right there. So here's my question. Ron goes, you know, we're not even getting paid for this. Why would you?

Who's asking for it? Who's watching it? That's why I mentioned 547 views on this video in over a day's time. And they're like, can you believe we're not getting paid for this? Yeah. A lot of YouTubers don't get paid for it. Most, actually. Just go on and stream for very few people and get nothing in return.

Maybe they enjoy doing it. Maybe they think it'll turn into something. something someday. Maybe they're Jerry Banfield. It's a lot of reasons. People do this kind of thing. Is this the first time that Opie had Ron's Venmo on that banner? The first time that we've covered it. Maybe they maybe did it earlier this week, but yeah, I haven't seen that. Okay. Until now. I can officially say, fuck you, Ron. Yeah, Rod, this whole thing where he will not come forward and explain to us how much money he's made. And I wouldn't ask for it except for the fact that he said it was less than 200 bucks.

And I know one person alone gave more than $200, let alone Dr. Steve over $200 and all the other people who have reached out to me and showed me how much money they've given to Ron. It's fucked up. But he's complaining there's no base salary. And so this is how they have to do it. They have to beg for money. This is how everyone's doing it. You have to beg a little bit. You got to show your PayPal, you know, linked down below.

I can't even use the word bag right there. You got to beg a little bit. What is going on with this guy? Maybe he asked Chad GPT. I don't have any money doing this thing. You should probably beg. This is Becky Monster's voice. You should probably beg.

Ask them for money, Opie. Tell them it's never enough. On below or Venmo Ronnie down below. And you hope a few people say, you know what? I'm having fun watching these every morning. I'm going to give the guys a few. Hold on. I have a question.

That's how the world works now with this shit. I have a question. So someone like Joe Rogan or Theo Vaughn, are they getting a salary? Or are they making all their money with like the podcast download? No, no. I don't, I got the question. I don't know what Theo Vaughn's deal is, but like, um, uh, yeah, Joe Rogan makes $100 million a year from Spotify.

So yeah, that's the answer to that. Another company who's paying a salary for a broadcasters. I don't like the professional broadcasters. I love the open. He's like, guys, I know I'm begging. is what everyone has to do. And then Theo Vaugh and Joe Rogan. I was like, wait, is everyone begging?

Like even Theo Vaughan and Joe Rogan? Like, nope, they actually never beg at all. And so Opie, who's brilliant, has been in broadcasts for so long, explains the advertising model as if people didn't know about this. But a lot of these big podcasters, you don't see them begging as much because they get so many downloads that the commercials that are playing is bringing in insane money. We're not at that stage yet.

You know, when people subscribe, download, and listen to a few of these, we make a few shekels. We make a few bucks. What's the threshold for downloads where you start making money? What's that number? Okay. He's still asking Opie technical questions. Well, because he wants to think that someday he'll make some money doing this. Yeah.

You know? And so they did the Venmo thing, and that's not enough for him. So he's not happy about that. But this, the fact that Opie's explaining, by the way, if you have a huge audience, then you You can charge advertisers to be a part of the program, then you'll get paid. Oh. No shit, Sherlock. That's how it's always been.

That's why we're asking, like, why do you begging? You shouldn't have to be begging. Not everyone has to beg. So I thought there was a great question from Ron. Where is the threshold? And let's find out the answer to that. I honestly couldn't tell you. Like the real money, I don't even know.

Huh? Like a hundred thousand? Oh, my God, 100,000. You'd be, you would be right next to me in a beach house. We'd be neighbors? Yes, Ron. on more promises of getting rich opi loves dangling this carrot we're going to make millions of dollars one day and ron gets all excited look how happy is yeah i think we can get 100,000 downloads

not talking about stinky pussy and keeping your hand out the window but maybe opi even says at the end of the show he goes if you download more episodes the begging goes away it's like oh it's my fault i actually downloaded all of his episodes on audio It's not my fault, but you assholes. All right, let's get back to begging, Opie. We went off track a little too long, but for people that say stop begging for money, it's a lazy, stupid talking point. This is the way of the world, unfortunately.

And like I said, no one wants to do this for free. Howard Stern doesn't need another dollar in his pocket. So why don't you go bother Howard and go, why are you still making money doing this? Jesus Christ, this hang up, you guys with Howard Stern is ruining his life. Howard didn't get fired from Sirius XM and was able to negotiate multiple deals and you were not

get over it. It's how to get over it. But also the fact that he keeps bringing up begging and then saying, well, Howard Stern makes money. Yeah, well, the begging is really annoying to me because he keeps saying, oh, well, you know, everybody says that I shouldn't be begging. Maybe if you work hard, then you don't have to beg.

Right. And that's what it is. Stop channeling your energy to begging and put it into hard work. Put out a quality product. So stupid. If people actually want to listen to do or watch. What's funny is that Opie's complaining about Howard Stern a lot in this.

Both of them are destroying their legacies. Both Opie and Howard, objectively, have just destroyed their legacies. People will never look at them the way they would have if they had just gotten out of broadcasting. But Howard's getting paid millions of dollars to do that. Opie's making nothing. He's just destroying his legacy for nothing. Opie's got this really fun thing. He did some research using his AI assistant.

He wanted to know. You know, we got Fourth of July coming up this weekend. So you want to know where the founding fathers grilling out, celebrating the birth of the nation. And if so, what do you think they grilled? So he asked Ron some questions, see if Ron knows. Oh, here we go. A little history lesson. I like history lessons.

I was looking up Fourth of July shit because it's right around the corner. And when they signed the Declaration of Independence, way back in the day. You would think they would celebrate America because they had barbecue in back then, Ron. You would think they would throw some hamburgers and hot dogs on the grill. You want to guess what the

Fourth of July food was back then? Give me the date. Give me the date. It's the 250th anniversary. He doesn't know 1776? I don't know, man. What are we talking about? The 20s? The 60s. Was it in September?

What an idiot. Give me the date. I like that he still stuck his schnaz in the camera just to nod. He didn't even say anything. Yeah, he's got to move. He's got to move. Sure does. All right, do you guys want to find out what they did, grill?

Sure. I mean, this is a great tease. They weren't, they weren't celebrating with burgers, hot dogs, and beer. John Adams, to be specific. Were they roasting up Indians? How did they celebrate the signing of the deckers? Declaration of Independence, and it was a barbecue, but it wasn't hot dogs

and it wasn't hamburgers. So when people say shit, like, it was probably a pig. Huh? It was probably a pig. Oh, I wish it was a pig. It wasn't a pig, right? It wasn't a pig. Was it one of those people from the boats?

Was it one of those people that were brought on the boats? Stop, stop, stop. Jesus Christ, what was that? Was it black people? That's hilarious, Rod. You're killing it today. Anthony's the racist one, though. Remember that.

Okay. Are you guys dying to know the answer to this question? I can tell you're both like, are we going to get to the fireworks factory or what over here? Good news. We do have the answer finally revealed. All right. I'll say this.

I don't think anyone has done this in well over 100 years. They have not put this on their goddamn part. It was true. fish. No, people put fish on their barbecues. I don't know what. Turtle soup. They put a turtle on their barbecue to

celebrate the signing of the Declaration of Independence. I think that Rod Fier was just like, all right, how long we're to fucking drag this shit out? Just give you the goddamn answer. I gave you a real answer. I gave a couple joke answers. Yeah. Threwing some racism. Yeah. What do you want? What else you want for me?

So, yeah, he says, is a turtle soup and then Opie goes out to say turtle soup and silly voices for a while. Don't worry. I'll spare you guys. Thank you. So they're begging for money. And a chatter has an idea of how they can make some money. And I was kind of proud of Ron the waiter.

But this is your challenge today from Spikes. I got a hundred. If Ron gets a big toe in his mouth, dude, he will give you a hundred. Can you get your big toe in your mouth? is that like did he want me to get my roommate that is that the euphemism all right right

you're not going to take the challenge you're not going to take the challenge I could fucking do it but I'm not doing that what am I a monkey what am I here to fucking amuse you huh broad instinctity beg for your money

did you notice that oh me was surprised by that it's 100 bucks though you're not going to do that It's shocking. Would Opie have done it? I think he said that he would at some point. And we've seen both of their feet. Oh, God.

Opie doesn't wash or he doesn't bathe or do anything manicures feet all of summer long. Very proud of that. But I just love the fact that Opie likes to treat Ron like he's the sidekick. And then every now and again you realize it, no, he's just the stunt boy that Opie has no respect for. That makes more sense. It seems about right. This is a funny thing that Opie says and then we'll move on.

but I like when he has these realizations of how far he's fallen and how bad things are now. That just blew Joe Rogan and Bill Burr away. They were both in both. How crazy has life gotten? There was a time Joe Rogan and Bill Burr were doing our show at the same time and we thought nothing of it. I would kill to have one of those guys on this goddamn thing. Yes, you would. I'll kill you, Ron.

It's so pathetic. I like it when the choir part goes out loud. Opie realizes it's not going well. It's pretty bad. So, yes, that Opie. We'll keep an eye on it. We'll find out if Ron is ever going to reveal that he's making decent money.

I bet it's drying up because he's being a dick about it. Yeah, I hope so. It's not very appreciative, which is a problem. All right, let's bring some review girls on. Is it weird or is it gay? What will Larry say today? Welcome, Megan. How's it going? What's up, homies?

What is happening? Annie, what up? Oh, hello. Oh, hello to you. Or what up? Oh, what up? Megan, last week, you brought us a gay thoughts segment. Yes, I did. Aaron and Chad Boosemak on Axe posted Kermick saying something that you sent my way. I think this would fit very well into this new bit you're doing.

Somebody talked me into sucking dick. So I did it for about six months. And after six months of sucking dick, I realized, ah, dick sucking is not for me. Somebody. What the fuck was the context of that? I don't know, but it's so funny. That was such a retard.

All right, we're going to play, is it gay? This is the game. We're going to figure out if Aaron's going to say something is gay or not. We're going to hear the setup. And then Megan will ask us if we think he's going to say gay. Each round is worth one point. The final round is worth three points. So five rounds of one, one round of three.

Let's have that it, people. Welcome to the program. I am getting fatter. We don't need to talk about it. I'm sick. I haven't been in the gym since last Tuesday, I don't think. And I have officially gained two pounds. I've gained two pounds.

since I've been sick. You know, it's wild that I would because I can't taste anything. So literally my eating is a compulsion to just, I want texture and fullness. Is it gay to want to feel texture and fullness in your mouth when you're sick? Lucy. I think that's gay. Carl. I'm going to go not gay on this one.

Chris. Gay. Annie. gay. All right, I'm the only one. And there's really no other way to explain what's going on with me without sounding gayer. There's so much to talk about. Doesn't even make sense. This guy doesn't even fucking make sense.

God damn it. All right. I didn't get a point. Everyone else did. Round two, starting my comeback. I mean, the working class in this country is almost becoming like the Native Americans. We have no choice but to scalp you. We're going down anyway.

What are we supposed to do? Yeah. To Saline Township in March. I spoke with residents, board members. I spoke to the developer related digital, as well as Open AI and Oracle. Probably speak to a plastic surgeon. DTE, which is providing the electricity. Down to eat.

That's what I am. I'm DTE. Is it gay to be concerned for the environment when your town is building a data center? Annie. Not gay. Chris. Not gay. Carl.

Everything's either weird or gay, and that's not weird. So I'm going to say gay. Lucy. I'm also going not gay. Oh, Jesus. I'm the only one. All right. I suck at this.

Residents are really concerned about things like water, the environment. Fags! What a bunch of gay guys. I stay and corrected. All right. I got a point. back, we're all three-way, four-way tie going after that. Jesus, Aaron.

He's so bad at this. I got to clip that. Fags. All right, round three. No, no detective of the month plaques for him. On a wall with a dollar, just puke face emojis. One dollar from Joey Caravello says, Aaron, put ice cream on SP's box and eat it off.

Trust me, you'll like it. Is it gay to eat ice cream? off of your girlfriend's box. Lucy. I think it might be gay. Carl. I think it's gay. Chris.

It shouldn't be gay, so I'm going not gay. Annie. I think he thinks it's gay. All right. Chris is the only one saying not gay. You shouldn't need a sweet to enjoy pussy. It's gay. Yeah, but what would Opie say?

Extra ice cream. It gives a little extra flavor. Great. Let's be gay in front of hundreds of people. All right. There it is. That is gay. I'm glad I lost a point of that. Okay.

If you say so. Because I made a point. Cope. Another win for the Chris. Yeah. Can you fix my headphones again? Oh, no, I pulled out again. Yeah.

Yep. Thank you. Where did I put it? I don't know. There it is. Very gay over here. My feet work as well as Johnny Crutches, I guess. I'm plugging everything as we go.

All right, this is round four. Is it gay? If I'm her husband, I'm a little worried at how long this interview is taking, how many questions she's asking about nitrogen. Honey, I saw you your show today. Great job. Anything you want to tell me about the nitrogen thing? I was looking at our credit card statement,

and you went for the additional life insurance policy. I just wanted to ask because, you know, I want to support your career. So, first of all, I don't call it hypoxia. I call it nitrogen suffocation. Hipox. Stupid bitch. Is using the term hypoxia instead of suffocation gay? Lucy.

Oh, not gay. Carl. I think it's gay. Chris? Not gay. Annie. Gay? All right, we're split on this one.

No one's real sure. We're splitting. Jesus. Actually, I don't call it. Apoxia called self-ocation, you're a guy. This show is ridiculous. He only has one joke. This could be a skit.

This would be actually a very funny skit. The talk show only has one joke. All right. Round five. This is the last one point round. Then we'll be on the final round after this. A, a steeltoe morning show, Steeltoe Media, Inc. We want to ask people,

So what do you... So you all ragging? What do you cuntz think about this guy not wanting to hire any clam? What do you think about you gals being left on the outside like dogs? Oh my God. And them hiring only swinging dicks.

Is it gay to... The reference, you won't get the reference, but is it gay to only hire mail servers at your restaurant? Annie. Yeah, that sounds gay. Chris. I swear we're due for a not gay.

Carl. I know I feel the same way. I'm going to say not gay on this one, even though it is. Lucy. Not gay. What do you? Pure pressure to do that one? I feel very unsure.

I feel very unsure. All right. Let's find out. Oh, shit. I can't help but like that guy. But he's fucking retarded. He's really stupid. All right.

The not gay is having on that one. Chris, what are the scores? going into the final round. Well, I hate to say it, but you're leading with four. Why do you hate to say that? I thought we were buds. We're four of our buds. We'll talk about it later.

First Andy and now you. LT and Andy got three and I got a measly two. All right. Well, everyone's still in it because this one's worth three points. A little different in the final round. It's not, is it gay or not? We will have multiple choice options to go with. Do you know middle schoolers are vaping now?

Like they're vaping weed. Now, my daughter's school is like a middle school high school together. But like, she'll have these stories. She's like, oh, my God. She'll like, they had to shut down the bathroom the other day because somebody was three kids were vaping in there. And I'm like, I'm like, you mean like the high school kids. And she says, no, no, kids in my grade.

And I'm like, oh, God. Just got to be. And now you understand why parents scare their children. You know you go to hell if you do that, right? Just like, lean on that. Just lean on. You know you're going to hell if you do any drugs. Aaron is concerned for his daughter as she reaches the age where kids start rebelling and experimenting. Who does Aaron not want his daughter to end up like if she starts vaping like the middle schoolers?

Kayla Ricay. I should put that as a choice. Is it too late? It's not too late. One, a raspy old whore. Two, the Somali immigrants infiltrating her school. Or three, her stepmom. Lucy.

I think I've got to go Somali immigrants, too. Carl. So the April reference, that seems, yeah, that sounds like what he would do because April's forever a drug addict in his mind. So what? Three stepmom. Thank you. Chris. Well, that sounds logical, but I'm going to go with a raspy thing.

Raspian. All right. Two raspy old whores. Let's find out. You'll go straight to hell. You just go, remember your stepmom? Yes. Exactly.

Yes. I knew it. But maybe she was a raspy old horn. She actually wasn't in certain points. That is true. All right. It's time for a victory lap. I think it is time for a victory lap.

Gotta get the USA chants in there, obviously. You guys ready to play a different game? The Opier Burr game brought to us by Simon. Yes. Me too. Oh, I got something on the board. Another little nugget from Megan. I call it Aaron's affirmations.

Okay. I'm a dick. I'm a cunt. I'm retarded. I'm gay. Beautiful. Well played. Guys, this is going to be sweet.

It's a musical edition of Opio Burr. I'm your host, Simon, from the worst. podcast and here's how the game works. I read a quote from either Greg Hughes or Bill Byr and then you guess. Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is a, let's join the Jerry Banfield family for round one. Rihanna.

Music. See if it comes up. Umbrella, Ella, Ella, Ella, A, A, A, O, E, E, come on. Lo-dean, slowly Loading. I'm running out of shit to talk about. Time to register those votes. I believe that that would be Bill Burr. What do you got, Lucy?

I also think Bill Burr. Megan. Opie. Annie? I think I remember this being sung by Opie, I think. Okay. And producer Chris? I went Bur. All right, let's find out.

And here's the answer. Rihanna Music See if it comes up Umbrella L-A-A-O-O-E Come on Loading, slowly loading

I'm running out of shit to talk about You could talk about your pending divorce Print that email before you come over Because it's time for round two The answer was Obviously Bill Burr on that. I don't think Opie ever researches stuff on the show.

I think it only has that one device in front of them. But I could be wrong. Joe Cocker's version of With a Little Help from My Friends features Jimmy Page. Epic guitar work. That is absolutely true. There's one of those songs right there. Did you know that?

No. You did not, did you? Time to register those votes. Chris, what we got? I went, Opie. What do you think, Lucy? I think that's Opie. I'm going to go Opie as well, Megan.

Opie. And Annie. Opie for the sleep. We're all going Ope. And here's the answer. Joe Cochre's version of With a Little Help from my friends features Jimmy Page, epic guitar work. That is absolutely true.

There's one of the songs right there. Did you know that? No. You did not, did you? I bet Ron didn't know that either, little bitch. Cling to that novelty record deal you got for round three. There was one album that Norton told me to get, and it actually fucking scared me when I listened to it.

That one where Ozzy's going to hell, and he's going, Oh, no, God, please help me. It's just like, Time to register those votes. It seems like a trick one. Annie, what do you got? I think it's a trick, too. So I'm going to go burr.

Yeah, what do you got, producer, Chris? Burr. I'm going burr, Megan. Billy Burr. Luttya typebox? I'm going to go with Opie. Yeah, why not? Let's talk about Jim Norton.

Let's see. And here's the answer. There was one album that Norton told me to get, and it actually fucking scared me when I listened to it. That one where Ozzie's going to hell. and he's going, oh no, God, please help me. It was just like... But is it scarier than the James Webb Telescope?

Let's shit in a lake for round four. And they're fiddling and fiddling and fiddling and they're adding more instruments. And then all of a sudden they start really getting into a rhythm and a groove. And you're like, I don't know, but this is great. and then 20 minutes into the song, they go play and, playing, and you're like, oh, I know this song. That's the Grateful Dead in a nutshell. Time to register those votes. What do you got, Lucy?

I think that's bur. Okay. Megan? Burr. Yeah, I'm going to go burr on this one as well. Producer Chris? Burr. Annie.

Opie. All right, we got one opry. Let's go. And here's the answer. And they're fiddling and fiddling and they're adding more instruments. And then all of a sudden they start really getting into a rhythm and a groove. And you're like, I don't know, but this is great. And then 20 minutes into the song and they go, playing, playing in the band.

And you're like, oh, I know this song. That's the Grateful Dead in a nutshell. The only band, more boring than fish. Why play a guitar when you can play a fucking vacuum in round five? If you know your rock and roll, there was this guy, Terry Reed, that everyone said had the greatest fucking vocal voice, but he never really made it on his own. Everybody wanted him in their bands.

Time to register those votes. What do you got, Annie? Burr. Lucy Typebox? Opie. God, this is a tough one. Producer Chris, what do you got? Bur.

I'm going to go Bill Burr. Megan, what do you have? I'll choose Burr also. All right. What are the scores right now, I should ask? Carl, you got three LTs, got two, Annie with three. I got three, Megan with two. All right, let's find out.

And here's the answer. If you know you're rock and roll, there was a guy, Terry Reed, that everyone said had the greatest fucking vocal voice. But he never really. made it on his own. Everybody wanted him in their bands. Hope he's ready for failed Celebrity Jeopardy.

Congratulations to this week's winner. You've suffered enough. I'll be here next time and maybe you will be too. Until then, goodbye. Great job, Simon. What's the final score? What's the verdict on this one? Four-way tie.

Sorry, Megan. Oh, Megan's left out in the dust on this one. We're running a little behind, so I don't know, do you have a couple comments for us, Megan, some highlights from Spotify? I have one that I was personally given today by My Bestie and Yours from the Blattcast commenting on episode 739. It was an almost perfect episode because it featured two goats of WATP, Corey Feldman and Artie Fletcher. Of course, it helped that the episode featured Christian Blatt from my first. favorite podcast who are these

broadcasters Tuesdays at 1 p.m. Eastern on this very channel. I just wish that one day he would be on an episode with a very funny and incredibly talented review girl, Megan. That's a sort of pop culture crossover I can celebrate. Hashtag Ruth Konda Forever, Sincerely Christian Black.

This is what pandering is, Chad Zubak. Are you watching? This is a pandering. You know the definition. He signed it. sincerely. Unreal. Any new reviews, Annie?

No, but I do have a comment I've been sitting on from Castbox. Ryan Henderson comments on episode 732, which you covered at the quartering, MLC versus Bush, Stutjo, Obie, and Andrew Santino. And he says, did you compile the most annoying people to review on purpose? Yep. It's the whole point of the show. We've got some voicemails brought to us by Gary in San Diego. It's a bunch of crap.

Swing in a minute. Rock and rolla. Last show of Pride Month. Just do it. I will just do it. Thank you very much for that. Dude, Cory Feldman called into the show. I get excited when Corey calls in because he's kind of a big deal.

You know, he's a celebrity in his own right, but also around these parts. Hey, WATP. This is Corey Selman. Listen, I listened to your last episode of me doing the... interview with Jamie Kennedy, and you have to delete that episode. You have to delete it. It does not follow my protocol, okay? I will see you for every dollar that you're worth, every penny. You know, you could be out bruising the coast, sniff in some lace, down in some bruise, but no, you did not follow protocol. Fuck Jim and them. Fuck the wolf back. And fuck W.

ATT. I'll hang him in the I'll hang up in the system. Okay. Come on. I said that over to gym. I'm like, this guy just a pretty spot on Corey impression. It's really good. Carl, fuck the haters. I love

the Jerry Banfield segments. They're amazing. The most recent one where he's talking about time, it just, it's amazing. Like, I personally love it because I was rooming with somebody this Venezuelan guy who couldn't, like, he

defied the concept of time existed. He would act like, oh, time isn't a real thing and everything, but then every time I tried to push him on it, like he was talking about with light years about how, you know, how you get other planets with Jerry Banfield. Like, you're constantly accepting time

as a, as a constant, you know, as, yeah, as repetitive as that sounds. Um, because you're referencing things like, like speed, which is measured in time. You know, stuff like that, the concepts that couldn't exist without time. And they use those concepts, except they go, well, time doesn't exist.

And this is the same fucking shit. I would, the conversations I would have with my roommate. And they were fucking infuriating when I was by myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's very annoying. 45 seconds is the little bit of the voicemails, everyone. Hey, Carl, James in Vegas. Hey, on the topic of cover songs, better than the originals, I wanted to say you're exactly 100% right about Watchtower.

Hendricks' version better than Dillans. And then somebody else said, Johnny Cash's version of her better than Trent Resner's. Even Resner admitted that one. But I wanted to add two more onto that list. First one will probably be controversial. I believe Billy Corgan's Smashing Pumpkin's version of Landslide is better than Stevie Nick's original one. Weird.

And then the one that should be automatic, Manford Man's version of Blinded by the Light is way, better than the Springsteen original because Nantford Man goes out and says wrapped up like a douche and it should be a no-brainer there. Anyway, Gagia. I agree that one is better and Hughes you can suck it. Springsteen blows.

Oh, this is an amazing voicemail right here. I think this might be Chad's missing up her lip because he's excited about this voicemail coming up. So this is fun. Hey, Carl. I'm not going to say my name because my 13-year-old Old son listens to this, but a garbage man for 15 years. Should I dock?

I'm currently a heavy equipment operator for three years. Not only have I beat off at work multiple times in both jobs, but the shitting at work. As a garbage man, I would crawl into the back of my truck where the garbage is stored to take a shit and use. shop rags to light my asshole. So I know I might be a little late to this party, but just a little food for thought that if you see a garbage truck park somewhere, maybe the garbage man's taking a shit in front of your house. That's foul.

I bet it's just you, man. I don't think that's happening. Who do you think trained him to do that? That's wild. He's jerking off and shitting at work. Good for him, I guess. Hey, it's Joe from Pennsylvania. calling in before the emergency show, maybe about a half hour.

Who knows if it'll get pulled. Maybe it'll get full late on Wednesday. Who knows? Anywho, want to give a shout-out to Carl. Doesn't happen very often. But from the creep-off this week and then Saturday's episode, Carl's been real funny lately. He's got a lot of good singers, a lot of good one-liners. Hopefully, producer Chris is teaching him well, specifically on skinny-thop joke on Saturday.

Had me rolling. Got me out of nowhere. So Carl, keep up for the good work. Finally, you're a funny guy. Don't call me back. Thanks. It only took 10 years. I appreciate it.

But I wait than never. Listen, Carl, you can gain a lot listening to Joe Matterese. Like, I don't think you've told us about any of your parents' vacations. Since your dad dies, what does your mom watch on TV? Did her TV watching habits change? When Jen drives somewhere, would she rather, you know, make two right turns or just wait for the left? Just kidding, women shouldn't drive. When you get new Levi's, you don't even ask us if you should get the 550s, the 505s, the 251s, whatever.

You don't ask. You don't ask. You don't share. When Chris makes you get in a dim costume, what color leather is it? Black. Can you call this a podcast? Really? All right.

See in Detroit October 2nd. All right. See you there, buddy. And, yeah, I should learn from Joe Madder Reese. So interesting. Hey, Carl, Brian here, calling from about two miles south of Nathan Flint. I'm not usually one to brag, but check this out. If you step out into my front porch and look a little northwest,

you will see an actual drive-in theater. Not the memory of one, not the remnants of one, an actual drive-in theater. I know, I know, crazy. Mind-blown. Anyway, fuck Joe Mandarise and Mushmout Danny. Don't call me back. Fair enough. People are liking that Joe Matarice podcast.

I was completely off the rails. He's no idea what he's doing. Hey, this is for WATP. I was just wondering. I remember Ron mentioning a while back that they're asking if his Venmo would be direct deposit into his bank account.

And I think Opie said yes. So just floating it out there. Do you think that he doesn't know if he needs to check his Venmo app to transfer the money? I don't know. Just a wild thought. Anyway, all right. I think that's very possible. Although he said he gets the notes that people send them.

So he must be looking in Venmo to see the notes where people are like, fuck, Opie in the butt because he laughs about that. He was reading some of them dopey on the show. So I'm not sure. I'm not sure what's going on. Hey, Carl. I just want to thank you and Jenny Jingles for not having any children. The world's got enough ugly people.

We don't need any more. Speaking of that, whatever happened to that border faith, Vic, you know, the chick with the nice tips and the ugly face? I think she was blown up in Iran, or at least I was hoping. That's what happened to her. How dare you say Jenny Janeis wouldn't have beautiful children with whoever she got to? All right, anyway. Carl W-A-G-P. Just been a while since I called.

I haven't listened in a while because they started a new job, so I've been busy as all. But I've been catching up on the past couple months episodes. I missed a lot, but you guys are still doing well. I did not expect it to last this long. I thought it would be gone by the time I got back. But everyone hates on Adam a lot. Like, it's just all I see on YouTube, on Reddit on everything, Twitter, R.X. Everyone is always hitting on Adam.

I never did personally. I mean, he's a queer, but there's nothing wrong with that. Right. But I finally did come to realize he's a good guy because he loves Bob Dylan as much as I do, so he's a queer shield, but a queer that likes Bob Dylan, so I love him.

Yeah, that's all I basically called for. Call him. Stop calling me to watch your cats. I can't. I'm here in Arizona. John lives a mile away from you. S.F. That dumb fuck.

Anyway, later, queer. I'd rather murder my cats. They'd let John watch them. last one. All right. So as I see it, there are two possibilities concerning Opie and this call from Joe Rogan. Versus that he's lying, obviously. The second is that this is a kind of Amy Polar scam where some fucking Russian bot account contacted Opie, claiming to be Joe Rogan's Booker, and they're going to try to string him along and steal his identity. I wouldn't wish for that to happen, but it wouldn't be really funny. I've got getting our identity, so one sucks. But,

But, I mean, if he is stealing all this money from Ron, I kind of hope it happens to him. Thank you, Becky. Bye. That's interesting. Is it possible that he's getting fished? And that's why he thinks that Joe Rogan reached out to him. Probably just lying. Makes a lot more sense.

Annie, anything to promote? Anything to plug? I want to promote Lucy's channel once over with Kaylee, because I imagine soon we're going to be hearing news about your lawsuit, Carl. So go check her out and keep your eyes to feel to that coverage. Yes. And when that happens, I'll be able to talk about it, which would be very exciting. Yeah, Lucy is at Once Over with Kaylee and everyone else's channel as well. She makes the rounds. Anything coming up, do you want to promote?

Yeah, I do, actually. July 19th in Rochester, New York, I will be hosting a live screening of the movie Street Fighter, The Movie. It's going to be super fun. I'm going to be there with Hacked the Movies. It's in connection with the Rochester Comedy Festival, so you can get tickets at Comedy at the Carlson. and it's going to be super fun. It's going to be like mystery science theater 3000 style. We're going to be having a lot of audience interaction,

and I will be dressed up as Cammy. And for people who are not familiar with Cammy, she wears a lot of clothes, or how does that work? Not a lot. Oh, okay. Well, we'll be definitely checking that out. I will be there for sure. I know Vinny will be there.

You know, now that I think about it, actually, that will probably be the first event after there's a decision on your lawsuit. Yeah, but that doesn't have anything to do. with the lawsuit. I'm just saying. If people want to come and talk to me about it while I'm dressed like a whore, they could do that. I think you do that any day. It's always you know the Shulies channel. I put my tits away today. Jerk. All right, let's look the fuck out of here. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. Deal with it, homos. Go USA. Bye, everybody.