Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep741 - Joe Rogan w/Tommy Lee, Opie Radio, Chad Zumock, Jerry Banfield, MLC

Episode Date: July 5, 2026

This week we’re checking in on Joe Rogan because he had Tommy Lee on his show. Tommy is a trip. Dude still talks like it’s 1983 and it somehow gets Joe to revert to his level. They both have deep philosophical thoughts you could only hear in a freshman dorm room.  Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to chat about Chad Zumock crying over his GoFundMe hitting the goal. Uh oh, now he has to make a comedy special. Emphasis on the word “special.” Kevin Brennan is once again wrong about everything. But at least we learn that he’s not trying to put on a funny show. Jerry Banfield has given up on one of his goals but it’s okay because it’s going to give him time to put out way more crap. Opie has the entire Friday gang on - Ron Berman, Tony P, and Erik Marino. They never stop making fun of Ron’s shirt and it never gets old. We finish with Net News and voicemails.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today, we'll be reviewing the Joe Rogan experience. It's a suggestion from Drew Lane. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. Joe Rogan, popular podcast. You guys ever heard of him? Rings a bell. He had a guest on his show this past week that my buddy Drew was interested in.

And I was also curious to find out what this would be all about. It's Tommy Lee, the drummer from Motley Crew, who's still alive, still with us somehow. And he comes on the show. And it starts off with a typical Joe Rogan question because he is one of the greatest interviewers of our generation. He asked Tommy Lee, what's cracking? So what's cracking, brother? How you doing?

I'm good, man. I'm stoked to be here to see you. Stoke does have you here. Yeah, man. I wish I was staying longer now. But we'll make the best thing. Answer that question like a stoned teenager whose mom was just like, what do you put up to?

Dude, are you going to be here for a while? I thought there was Ronnie Wood. Right? It's funny that he's like, I wish I could stick around longer. I don't think Joe Sitler like, oh, yeah, darn, too bad. I don't have to spend the whole day with you, Tommy. That'd be great. One of the things about Tommy Lee that maybe is enduring, I don't know, he still talks like it's 1983.

He hasn't lost the slang and that vernacular? My son is getting married. Oh, congratulations. Thanks. Thanks, which is such a trip, dude. My son's getting married. He's 29 years old. He's like, that's such a trip, dude.

Tommy's been married four times. He's like, oh, man, he finally found one of the ones. It's very funny that he acts like marriage is a big deal in the Lee family. I don't know. I'm serious. They take it over there, but that's exciting for him. he's uh he's stoked about that it's interesting jo rogan is not a rock and roll guy per se you know he's into mixed martial arts he's into comedy he's into hunting and he really gets into rock on this

episode with tommy lee but i think at the beginning he's just making fun of to his face without top he realizing it i mean i don't live in the rock and roll world but i think that's probably the most attractive to like crazy people like that world. That is the world where if you're a fucking kook, like you gravitate towards that world, you know? It's probably so hard to find like sane, balanced people that are, yeah, you know? Yeah. He's talking to you, Tommy.

He's like, I know. Everyone's a fucking lunatic except for me. It's wild. It's like Joe Walsh. Everybody's so different. I haven't changed. I don't get it. It's so bizarre.

But Tommy's just like, no, you're right. Nikki Six, he's a weirdo. Not me. Well, Tommy has been touring and he brings his two sons out on tour with him. Such a trip. Such a trip, bro! One of his sons is on the lighting crew. He kind of gravitated towards that.

He's like, I like the lighting aspect of it. And so that's what he does. The other son is the smart one. Dad, I want to be in charge of all the after show. passes. I'll go out while you're playing and I'm going to hit all the chicks. And like my son is out there just

stack of passes. Come on back afterwards. Come on back. And then watching him like have just running it, right? It just like brings a tear to my eye, man. That's cool.

That's very cool. It shows us not how to respond to that. He's like, yeah, my one son wants to make sure the spotlight's in the right spot so, you know, we can hit Bids Neal and everything like that. My other son's trying to fuck everything that moves in this place. He's literally hitting the chick. Very impressive. But I think that's the job I would take on, too, if Tommy Lee was my father.

Oh, yeah. They start talking about Rick Springfield. Jen, I know you're a Rick Springfield fan. I am. I remember Rick Springfield as this heartthrob in the early 80s. What was he? General Hospital or something, right? Oh, yeah.

He was a singer. He was a rocker. He was a TV star. All the girls loved... Oh, yeah. All the girls loved Rick Springfield. What I didn't realize is this guy is still fucking hot. Whoa.

Well, I just sent it to you on Instagram. He's ripped. I just can't get the... Click on the other link, then, the one that I send you on Instagram. Because you can't... First of all, he looks fucking incredible. Like he's working out every day or something. I mean, I don't even understand it.

He looks like a 30-year-old guy. Yeah. And he's singing this song like he just wrote it. Bro, 76. When Joe says it sounds like he just wrote it, he hasn't learned it yet. Is that what he means? He sounds like he just wrote it.

It sounded a little off to me. A little off. That's crazy. Fuck. He doesn't look good, though. Amazing, man. Amazing. That's fucking inspirational.

Inspiration. Bro. I had no idea he'd be turning on straight men when he was in his 70s. It's very impressive, Rick. Those Australians. Was that what it is? Mm-hmm. So there's no hope for me, that's what you're saying.

Angus Young is smoking hot. Not a hot. There's exceptions to the rule, I suppose. All right. Let's get into some deep thoughts, because Tommy Lee is a, deep thinker and he's going to talk about the music industry here and see if you guys can follow along because there will be a quiz at the end of this. All right. What's it closely?

There are certain things that were that were really great that have stood the test of time and I really think that the way shit is now man there is too fucking much. Like there's too much music. Like Spotify releases like 300,000 songs a day.

Really? Who the fuck is listening to all this music, dude? I'm in the business. And if I can't keep up, how can a fan of music keep up? So I just, I think that the excess of, it's just static. And it's really blown a hole through for, you know, original stuff, you know, really good stuff because a lot of this stuff is all kind of sounding the same now. But I just, I think that it's,

that it's been a cool progression that's, that sort of fueled that. What is he saying? What point is he trying to make? That was my, uh, my quiz for you guys at the end of this. Jenny Jigals, what point do you think Tommy's trying to make? I couldn't tell you. He lost me.

I feel like he started out saying one thing and then said the exact opposite. by the end. I think so too. I think that's very confusing. Listen, what I want to know is, when is Joe going to ask about his dick? Because that's what John would do. That's what John, yeah. Sorry, John would have talked about his dick immediately. Yeah. How big is your dick? Can I see it now? So he asked the question right there. Tommy Lee goes, you know, there's 300,000 songs a day on Spotify. Who's listening to this? The answer is no one. The answer is no one's listening to this music. So you don't have to worry about it. It's not, it's not getting in the way of things.

What's odd is that they start talking about how there's too much of everything. There's too much TV. There's too many movies. And Joe makes a weird comparison here. How do people, I mean, people got these, you know, you know, TV packages where they've got subscriptions, 4,000 different places, and you still can't find anything to watch. You're like, what the, what the fuck is happening? happening here, everybody. We got to like

peel it back a little bit. Make it a little easier here. Well, there's so many options. It's almost like dating apps, right? Like, if someone some chick is chewing her food with her mouth up, be like, swipe, like, who's next? Like, people get, they don't get a chance to know anybody. And I think

that's all the same thing with movies and TV shows. Yeah. Why did Joe's Biden go to dating apps right there? He's been married since 2009. I mean, we've obviously, Brendan Schaub let it out that he had some fun on the side but the fact that he's talking about dating apps is just bizarre

Well if you're married you go on there Make sure you made the right decision Right Let me just see all these ugly chicks And I want nothing to do with Chewing with your mouth open Oh my God I'll suck my dick once

But that's it What a slob Making food everywhere All right Joe starts getting into this He starts getting really excited About this conversation and he explains to us

the greatest guitar soul in the history of humankind. I don't think any of us are going to disagree with this. One of the greatest anthems in the history of the world. And perhaps the greatest guitar solo in the history of the fucking human race.

Right, right. You know? Freebird, when that dude gets going, you see it live and everybody's fucking... The whole fucking place is going off. So the greatest guitar solos in the history of the fucking human race.

His headphones fell off. He was getting so excited about thinking about the Freebird guitar solo. I am surprised. That's not where I was going with that. I would, you know, I'd think, you know, comfortably numb, something's a swing, crazy trade.

I don't know, whatever. No, no. It's freebirds definitely. Greatest guitar solo in the history of the human race. Wow. So then. Your heart disagree. Because they're talking about, you know,

old rock stars and talking about the way the music industry used to be, Joe brings up something. that all three of us know a lot about. And I guarantee, Tommy Lee, at one point did. But he's so out of it now. He has no idea what Joe's talking about. Oh, man.

Do you know the Billy Squire story? So Billy Squire. Remind me because I think I'm... Billy Squire was the shit when I was in high school. How does Tommy not know about the Billy Squire video that ruined his end of his career? Is that something... That's a lot, wasn't he? What's that?

Wasn't he high for a while? Tommy Lee? Yeah. We're Molly Crew drug addicts? I think so. Maybe he just forgot. Didn't know that. Oh, well, he was back for 20 years, Jen.

That explains it. He's also a staunch heterosexual. Well, so was Billy Squire, supposedly, until this video came out. So then, you know, Jamie is the guy who pulls up all the clips for Joe on the fly. So Jamie pulls up the music video. Now, Joe doesn't want to get taken off of YouTube. You can't be listening to music and watching music videos on YouTube.

So instead, this is great. We get to watch Joe and Tommy watch Billy Squire's video that's blatantly homosexual. Yeah, we'll cut that part up, but you can see him dancing around. Like, look at this. Don't do that, buddy. What is this? Yeah, we don't do that. Yeah, we need you on the ground, swarming around.

Hopefully. Hopefully it was his idea. Yeah, and he just, you know. God, if this was somebody else's idea. Like, I want you to be... I love that we get to watch that. Watch that. It's very fun. Good stuff.

It's a good format. He just played Rick Springfield, though. Rick Springfield's hot. Billy Squire? I know. Not so much, unfortunately. Joe wants to fuck Billy Squire, but that music video ruined it for him. That's really sad.

All right, do you guys want some more Billy Squire talk? Don't worry. There's plenty more where that came from. Joe was going to hammer this into the fucking ground. for some reason. I'm pretty certain. I remember it. I remember kids in high school going, what the fuck, bro? The fuck is Billy Squire doing, bro? That's just gay, bro. Because Billy Squire was the man. I mean, yeah, he could have been another John Mellencamp. He could have been, he could have gone on forever. For sure. Like, what the fuck, dude? 84. One song, one music video?

Insane. That is really crazy if you think about it. Yeah. I don't. nuts. It's nuts. I don't think Tommy wants to talk about this anymore, Joe. I know. I was just like, yeah, man, like wild. Yeah, crazy. I know. Oh, shit. Rob Lelper. Totally look gay. Wait a minute. He's actually gay.

Right. Turns out you can pull that off if your music's good. All these guys wearing makeup. Gay. Right. No, I always think of Joe Rogan is a pretty good conversationalist. That's why he's got this huge platform, this huge show. But the fact that he doesn't,

recognize the top of the elite doesn't want to talk about Billion's Choir anymore. They've been talking about it for seven to the half minutes. And in finding it's the point where Tommy's just checked out. So Joe goes, all right, let's talk about Molly crew. I'll get you back on board. Talk about boobs.

Let's talk about titties. So Joe goes, all right, let's talk about Molly crew. Kickstart my heart. What a fucking rad riff that is, right? And I don't know about you, producer Chris.

Yeah. But just like Joe Rogan, when I'm thinking about kickstart my heart, I turn in to, be of us. Fuck him! Oh my God. I don't know what he's doing.

I don't know what's happened to Joe here. It's lost his mind. He's been interviewing for quite a while. Yeah. You ready for some more kickstart talk? Not really. He feels very, he has strong feelings about kickstart my heart.

We got to cut it out, but I want to hear it. Throw kickstart my heart on. We'll cut it. We have to cut it out for YouTube. Otherwise, we'll get docked with the fucking money people come involved. He's not doing a show anymore. He's just like, let's just listen to Kickstarter my heart. I like, I like that track.

So they just, they literally just have a cut in the show. They come back and like, that was fucking rad. What's going on? If I'm Tommy Leo, I'm like, you've heard it. It's fine. You know, let me talk about the new project I'm going or something. Joe, I believe you. Right, yeah, yeah.

A lot of people like that, too, and it goes over well at the concerts. Anyway, I got this new group of writing songs. I'm producing this new thing. I'll talk about my sons. I was talking about my sons getting their dicks wet. That's my favorite. So then it gets into, and I think this is one of the things

that people rag on Joe for a little bit. He starts to get real deep. And Joe philosophizes. Is that a word? Philosophizes? Not the way I said it. He does this about music and what music means to the world. It's like,

it's one of the most amazing. creations that human beings have ever done. One of the most amazing accomplishments that human beings have ever done is that just make incredible music. Because it's one of the things that it affects us in a way that, like, nothing

else. And you can hear them over and over and over and over again. Like a great joke is awesome the first time. But after you hear it the second time, it loses a little of its power. The third time, it gets a little boring. A great song, I can listen to it. Sometimes when I'm working out, I just put something

on repeat. Joe just listened to kickstart my heart over and over again. Maybe he's not the one we should be listening to about how music affects people. Yeah, right. I mean, Motley Cruz's fine. Like Doritos are fine. Sure. You know, like we're talking about how it affects humans.

Go fuck yourself. Well, Chris, I'm glad you're picking up on that because it gets a little crazier. It's not just the fact that he's working out and getting pumped up because he's listen to kickstart my heart and it's getting more ras. He's fucking getting reps in and everything. He can't stop lifting weights. But there's more to it than that when it comes to music. It's like it changes the frequency of your actual soul.

Fuck off. Oh my God. What are you doing? Changes the frequency. There was a frequency involved. Changes the frequency of your actual soul. He's so deep. That is some really dumb stuff.

talk right there. You ever listen to the door's third album changes the frequency of your actual soul? You say so. Just like shout at the devil. It's the worst fucking...

Anyway, hold on, though. Changing the frequency of your soul sounds like it's probably a positive thing, at least the way that he said it. It sounds like a positive thing. But no, no, no.

Music does way more than that. Music is a miracle. I saw that. through sound certain frequencies like some dude in China some doctor in China or is it Japan has

this close to healing fucking cancer through sound through frequency real have you no I haven't seen that seen any of this I haven't seen it but I wouldn't be surprised

I asked I asked Brock if this is I asked Grock if that's true and Grock said what are you retarded You've been hanging out with Tommy. Joe Roggan. Yeah. So I don't think that music can cure cancer.

I'm pretty sure they haven't put together that chord yet. Not even the stuttering John cord could cause cancer. Can't cure it, unfortunately. So what I like about Joe Rogan, one of the positive things about his show is that when he has a crazy guest on, he kind of lets them go. Sorry, you want to talk about cured cancer with music and shit? What else you got, Tommy Lee? I bet you can't get crazy than that, can you? Originally, our music like Bach Beethoven back in those days

was tuned to 432 Hertz. And this is the conspiracy bullshit part about it. At some point, and people say Hitler changed the tuning, the pitch of music. and now everything was raised to 440 instead of, you know, 432? Instead of 432, now it's 440. It's up, and the frequency is more aggressive, and it was said that it was done to give the soldiers more fucking, you know, angst and you'd crank this music. You know, hit my relationship had got to 442 because 440 didn't gut it. Unfortunately, they couldn't fight the war on two fronts with just 440.

I'm sorry, Carl. Are you buying this, that Hitler changed that in order to get the troops more pumped up to fight these battles? This one goes to 11. Basically, it's what he's saying. Well, I will say that there is something that is true, the Hitler dead, in order to prepare his men for battle. And I was appreciative of Joe Rogan bringing that up immediately. Well, they were also given a meth. Excuse me?

They were also given the meth. Between meth and kickstart my heart. Fucking so over. The Nazis had kickstart my heart? It would have been a real problem. Dude. If the Nazis... An evil man.

If the Nazis had both meth and Motley crew, we'd all be speaking German right now. You realize that, right? There's no... And her teeth would be fucked up. Shit, what an asshole. There's no way they would have disallowed that goal in overtime against Paraguay if they had only had kickstart my heart.

I knew you were going there with that. In 1939, if kickstart my heart existed, Joe makes a really brilliant observation as they're talking about the power of music and the healing powers that it has. If you were lying in a hospital bed and he felt like shit because he just had surgery, but you're listening to some dope music, wouldn't that be better? than just listening to people moan in the next room. Like,

ugh. Yes, Joe. Honestly, if I'm in a hospital bed, I'm not listening to kickstart my heart. Unless I have heart problems. I was going to say,

what if they have to kickstart your heart? Yeah. The doctor's like, I'll do my job without you telling me what to do. I forget how to do this. Play the Motley crew. Yes. Beautiful music would be better when you're in a hospital bed.

that listening to people suffering next to you. That's correct, Joe. Very good. This is a weird thing that Tommy says, and I'm not even sure how to interpret this. When you're in the mood to not really listen to music, but hear music, what?

You know, like when you're not really in the mood to listen to music, you just want to hear it. Oh my God. These two are as deep as each other. It's wild, isn't it? Yeah. All right. I have one more clip on here.

They get into, I don't know if you guys, know this. Tommy Lee's really into bonsai trees. That's like his hobby. He's got a whole shop at his house and he's constantly working on these bonsai trees. He even submits them for shows and things that he does. So they get into a long discussion about trees and parks and forests and things. And Joe brings up, you know, they do this show, Save Our Parks, Joe does with Ari Shafir and Shane Gillis and stuff.

And it's loosely based on the fact that they don't want parks, being turned into parking lots. So they're talking about that, and Joe says, the greatest park in the world is Central Park. And Tommy Lee is like, oh, I got a bummer of a story for that. I can bring down the mood very quickly. Well, I think Central Park is safe, and that's the greatest park in the world. Yeah, it really is. The greatest park in any city in the world.

It's so crazy. You mentioned that because on the way here, I was flicking through Instagram, and I saw, sorry, that this happened, some dude got killed. One of the horses took, you know, the horse and buggy thing, just fucking launched. And you see the dude,

the horse flips the cart. Oh, no. And the dude gets flung out, and then he dies. He died on the way to the hospital. Thanks for sharing. That's funny. You're right, Tommy.

Central Park sucks. I know. Central Park. Mark's fault. I just like that's what he's watching on Instagram. That's when his algorithm is showing him. You want to see some guy get killed on a horse and buggy? Yeah, actually I do.

Got an Instagram replay on that, too. You can slow it down for me? So that was my takeaways from this. I enjoyed Tommy slang, some of his deep thoughts. And Joe really matching that. Joe really came down to his level and started singing guitar, riffs and waxing poetic about the music industry and how Billy Scare's career was ruined by a music video.

Good stuff. It's funny when you look at Joe Rogan's videos, he's still wildly popular, right? And his YouTube videos get hundreds of thousands of views. And a lot of the recent ones, it depends on the guess. A lot of the recent ones get 400,000, 800,000. Tim Dillon was on a week and a half ago. It's got 2.9 million views. Tim Dillon is more popular than Joe Rogan, it seems like, now.

Like, Joe Rogan should be asking Tim Dillon to be on the show every week. He does way better when he appears as a guest, but I guess it's because those two hit it off. They're very good together. You know it's not good with anyone. It's time. Two mark. Zoom mock.

All right. As you guys know, Chad has a GoFund he set up. He wants $8,300 from us, the listeners, so that he can self-produce a comedy special. He's working on a tight new hour. He wants to record it in a club and put it out there, as he described as a Hail Mary, try to get his career going again. For 23 years in comedy, he needs this stand-up special to get things going for him. And so he's been promoting this, across MLC, his show. Melton's been promoting it.

I've been promoting it. We've all been talking about it. And he recently pulled up to see how things are going on his GoFundMe. Yeah. So a lot of people donated the GoFund Me, man. I don't know if you guys are watching the GoFund Me, but I'm on how many people, I'm almost done. I think we raised all the money.

I really, really, even though I'm going to L.A. next week, I really got to make sure I got to make everything happen next week. I got to get a venue. I got to get everything in place because this is happening sooner than I thought. I don't think he was ready for this. Remember when he first came out? He's like, I've already talked to the videographers. I've talked to the venues.

I know what the costs are going to be. I have this all figured out. I've been negotiated down the race to pass the savings on to you. And I was like, oh, fuck. I got to actually book this thing. I got to find a venue and a date. You guys actually give me money. possibly know how much it's going to cost

if he doesn't know what he's even doing yet. I got to write jokes. Yeah, well, right. The jokes written yet. He's really put the cart before the horse on this one. I just got a donation three minutes ago. Literally three minutes ago. That's like you've been there before, buddy.

Don't I'm so surprised. It's like, holy shit. You idiots are actually giving me money. Fuck. Yeah. If you're already there, what does three minutes have to do with anything? Right.

I don't cares. Vince. Griswold. just sent $50. I'm not joking. Go look for yourself. I don't care. You can see in real time.

I know. I love that. He's like, he's such a fucking liar. That prolific liar. They have to go, guys, for real this time.

You can go look for yourself. There's actually a donation for $50 from a guy. It's crazy. He was very surprised by that. And so he goes and looks it up and sees where he's at for the dollar amount. Wait. Did I just... Wait, hold on.

All right, so he's showing the screen. It says $8,355 raised of the $8,300. Now, quick math, I think that's $55 more than what he asked for. I'd say he hit the goal on this one. But this is... Chad can't figure this out. This is going to take a minute for him to compute this. Did I just beat it?

What the fuck in real time? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait a second.

Oh, my God. Stupid drops. Oh, my God. That is like Frenchi Hana level. Mm-hmm. Did I just hit the goal? I'm not even kidding right now. This is not even a,

I'm not even joking, guys. I, we believe you're this dumb. Hold on. Let me double check. Oh, my God. I think I already hit it. Yeah.

I can see it. less than two weeks. He can't fath of a world where people gave it money to do stand-up comedy. So he's like, hold on a second. This is obviously an optical illusion. Let me check my other devices. What the fuck? Holy shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, wow. I don't know if I can say your name, James. Your last name. I think it's Sucker. James D. Sucker. just gave me money. Not only did he get a bunch of free money,

but people believed in him or at least testing him. Yeah. Now he has to do the special. This is the bad part. This is going to be difficult. Holy shit. James. What's your screen name, man?

I don't want to ducks you. This is real, guys. This isn't fake. This is real shit. This is happening. I hit the goal. Even he can't believe he's not lying. No.

a hype train or something. They don't have to convince me. I fucking hit, oh my God, I already fucking hit the goal. I can't go to L.A. now. I got to make a special. Yeah, you get to work. Lee, shit. We did it.

Oh my God. We fucking hit the goal. I can't believe it. God, nobody can. This is like, if you were one of the people who donated money to Chad, you're just like, oh, he never thought he was going to make this money. Am I a sucker? Why did I just give this guy money?

He wasn't a plenty. enough time he's going to be like that is so much cocaine. That's not what I wanted to hit. Oh, you cut the money up. So much, dude. Like, I'm going to cry. I can't believe it. That's so nice.

Nice applause, stuttering, John. Good stuff. What's the front? I'm going to sound like. You better bring that with you to the comedy club when you felt your special. Oh, he will. I'm honestly at a loss of words. I'm like, this is so fucking cool, man.

You'd think it was life-changing money. This is what a loser, Chad, is. He got $8,300 and he doesn't know what to do with himself. It's like, holy fuck. A few seconds shy of saying, I should have done this a long time ago. Yeah, no kidding. Thank you, dude. James, I can't thank you enough.

That's so fucking nice of you. I hope he calls his landlord next. He's like, hey, guess you don't have to evict anymore. I've gotten so much fucking shit over this goddamn go fund me because I wanted to do it special, man. Oh my God, is he really crying? You guys have no fucking idea

how much shit I'm dealing with in real life, man. And I'm being honest. And I don't give you if you guys think I'm a pussy, I don't give a fuck. No, we think you're a loser. Yes. The fact that you got $8,300,

you started crying on your stream means you're a loser out of pussy. It's pathetic. What are you doing? You guys have no ideas. You only would have handles adversity in his life. Nobody else has any problems. Only Chad does.

No, it's so insulting. He's such an asshole. Honestly, really nice to you. And I've been dealing with so much fucking bullshit. Geez, I wonder why. I wonder my Chad has to deal with so much fucking bullshit. You don't deserve any of it. He's such a shitter.

And then when people fight back, he's like, what the fuck did I ever do? Jesus Christ, guys are mean. on and off all of this. And you guys, you guys don't even know. You don't even know half of the shit I fucking put up with, man. So tell us. And I try my best.

I try my hardest to keep it together. And I try to stay. I try to not drink. It's hard, man. It's fucking hard when you're dealing with all this stuff. And I got to. It's hard if you get a windfall of money. You get four top shelf boots.

It's really hard not to drink. Yeah. I steal a handle of vodka. I feel like I should. to drink it. Right. Anyway, Johnny Walker blew

on me. See you guys in the pub. A good support system of people that really give a fuck. And the fact that you guys

with all these people trying to take things down and cancel things and you guys actually stepped up and wow. The balls on this guy.

The balls of this motherfucker who just struck Patrick Mountain's channel. He's like, guys, people are trying to take things down.

You literally got Patrick's video take it down. You literally just did that. You piece of shit. I get these. And all your emails and everything that you do, like I get these things and I don't take it for granted. And I'm grateful.

A lot of you guys want to be anonymous because they attack you and they go after you. The Chad Army versus the world, man. I know. It's so tough to be a Chad fan of 2026. Thank God. There's so many of them, though. recklessly. And they try to make me the bad guy

with everything. They try to make I'm the villain. I'm the bad guy. And they lie. They do everything. Their power. They team up. And the fact that you guys just say,

fuck you, fuck you. And I, he's just made $800. And yet he's still the victim. It's unbelievable. You give him money. He's such a liar.

He gave him money. He's the victim. You point out that he's lying and prove it to him. He's the victim. He, you know, fights back and strikes your channel. He's the victim.

Which, by the way, we're going to get to that. in a second. Wait until you hear how he spins. Him striking Patrick Mountain's channel. It's fucking crazy. This guy is such a cryboy. It's all he could ever do is just dish it out and not take any of it in.

He can't stand it. But what we're watching is him crying over knowing what a piece of shit he is. Being like, I really don't deserve this. He wouldn't say those words, but I think that's what he's thinking. Yeah. He's like, why the fuck would anybody

believe in me? I haven't done anything. the legwork. By the way, Chad has lied about all of this. And it keeps coming out. You know, he started by saying, I've done all the accounting. I have it all itemized. It's $8,300. That's exactly what I need. He listed on this GoFundMe, all the places that's going to go. You know, obviously, he's got security there. He's got videography. He's got post-production. He's got marketing, uh, distribution, all these different things that are listed on there. And come to find out like just yesterday, He's like, yeah, I got a buddy who's got a Netflix camera. What?

You have to do a single camera shoot for your special? Okay. I mean, he's just making all of this shit out. So yeah, I think maybe he feels a little guilty. He's like, oh, shit. You guys give me money. I don't appreciate it. We're not the biggest show.

I'm not the biggest guy. We know. It's $8,300, Chen. Jesus fucking Christ. I think the president of show business just came up. fucking blank check or something. And he means. I'm not perfect either.

No shit. At all? Not at all? Not even a little bit? What a douche. You just don't know. I mean, you guys can say I'm a pussy.

I don't care. I just been through so much shit. I don't, I don't, it's not woe is me right now. I don't give a fuck. I don't. You can't help herself,

Chad. He's literally saying, woe is me. And he's like, by the way, I'm not saying, whoa with me. No, you just fucking did.

Looking for your pity. I'm just happy. I'm happy. This is happy tears. This is happy. Like, I can't believe it. I really can't. And I'm not asking for the world.

I really never was. I just wanted to film a fucking special, man. I just wanted to do. Holy shit. This is the Mike Schmidt thing all of a sudden. I'm just a guy with two bad knees who had a dream. I'm just happy. My dream kept true.

I'm not regular retarded. I'm emotionally retarded. It's insane. I end up and I like doing it. It's fun, man. And I fucked up along the way. I've done stupid shit. Yeah.

Be bad at standoff. You know, I'm not going to blame anybody but myself. What? Since when? Because life's hard for everybody. Did he just say there are all these people trying to shut him down and get things canceled? But now he's taking responsibility for the mess that he's end. Interesting.

You don't understand the obstacles and things I've had to deal with the go through. And you're the only one who has. a tough time, Chad. You're the only one. Well, we're really happy for you. Uh, you know, Chad likes to say that we don't want him to raise the money. We're rooting against him. Patrick Melton's been saying over and over again, Cardiff, uh, Tuki, I'll say it here. We want this special to get made. We're rooting for this special to get made. In fact, now that he's raised his money, there's a more important GoFundMe that Patrick Melton put together for us. and this is the help make Chad Zumox comedy special even more special.

We are trying to raise $8,300. Search for this on GoFundMe. And when you donate to this, what you'll get from it is you'll get us, myself, Patrick Melton, Cardiff, J.T. Tuki, will travel down to watch the taping of this special. We're going to run a house. We're going to stream from that house. We're going to buy snacks.

We're going to buy Chad's merchandise while I'll be wearing Chad t-shirts afterwards. It's just going to be a cool party for us to go down and celebrate with Chad. So if you want to, you know, Mike Boudet games $500. Thank you very much. The great Mike Boudet host of Sordid Scale. So if you want to help us enjoy Chad Zumach's new comedy special, it hasn't even been written yet. I think Chad's got two new jokes. He's talked about this.

He's got two new jokes that he's been trying out. But now he thinks he has a whole new special ready to go. And he doesn't have the venue figured out yet, but, you know, he'll figure it out in due time. So let's get back to Chad being a piece of shit. Chad decided to strike video because Patrick Melton was sniping him. Now, Chad, the way that he describes what happened, is very different than the truth because Patrick re-uploaded that video that was taken down and you can watch it. I was watching it today.

So I actually know what happened. But Chad thinks that Patrick was just airing his stream, not commenting on it, not transforming it at all, just doing that to steal money from Chad Zumak. And so Chad's the victim. And he had a strike. He had no other choice. but it turns out NLO, Patrick Milton, is a mastermind.

He's manipulating everyone all the time to do his bidding. Don't just be lazy and collect the payday because you haven't been on in a month and streamside my show. It's pretty simple. It's pretty simple. And then when I keep telling you,

stop it, stop it, take it down, and it happens. See, he did that on purpose because he wants to be a victim and he has no intentions on doing shows. So I know what he's doing. This is crazy, even for Chad. Patrick Melton got struck on purpose so that Patrick Melton could be the victim.

So Chad, he just walked right into that trap. What an idiot, right? Patrick's like, I know what I'll do today. You know, I've been having back problems for a while, but I could sit up straight for a couple hours. So I can get Chad to strike my channel. And then I can play the victim. He he he. Convaluted.

A little evil laughter at the end. He did that on purpose because he knew like, okay, the strike goes through. I can play victim and everyone's going to be mad at Chad and they're going to donate more money to me. Do you see how it works? See, Melton's been doing this, what, 20? A long time, 2005. I'll give that to him. He knows every trick in the book.

Chad is retarded, right? I don't know how else to say it at this point. Chad thinks that's what Patrick Wadden was a strike on his channel. Oh, yeah, that's what everybody wants. It's, I don't say this lightly. That's maybe the dumbest thing Chad's ever set. And if he thinks people are following along with this and agreeing with them, that's even stupider.

I mean, maybe a little trial balloon, you throw that out there. Like, he wanted me to strike his channel. This is actually good for him and his brand. This is like Aaron Imol talking about getting demonetized on YouTube is the greatest thing that ever happened to him. It's great. I can't make a dime off of YouTube. Okay.

Sure. Sure it is. So people bring up, as I brought up on this show, that Chad's, hypocrite because for a while he was sniping misery loves company Kevin Brennan's show on a daily basis and Chad is no stranger to sniping shows he still goes and snipes Ray DeVito from time to time and checks in on what Ray Tart is doing so when someone brings it up in the chat chat of course has the right answer and excuse for it it's simple and you're like well Chad you stream site MLC for six months. I did. And then I got three strikes and lost my channel for two weeks. And I talked to

Adam saying, hey, you're giving away Kevin's content. You're just giving it away. He has a Patreon, his business model. That clicked with me. I said, yeah, right. That's stealing. I'm, I didn't realize that. I'm stealing Kevin's shows and I'm leaving them out there for free. So I quit doing it. Oh, well, there you go, guys. No wonder you can criticize others and strike other people's channels. he used to do that and he stopped doing that. He finally learned. Yeah. So this isn't hypocritical at all.

You know, did he do it for six months straight? Yeah. Did he lose his channel over it? Again, the victim. Poor Chad. Got strikes, lost his channel. And if anybody knows what stealing is, it's Chad. He sure does.

Remember when I was calling myself the sniper, I quit doing it. And then some people are like, well, sometimes you go over to the radio show. Yeah, I check in real quick. But it's, what's he doing? How many numbers? How many people? Okay, that's it. Bye.

Okay, so there's certain rules to sniping that only Chad knows about. Now we do too, which is great. Good to know. So apparently, you are allowed to snipe someone else's livestream. But you can only check the numbers, comment real quick, and then you got to sign off and move on. Can't do a Patrick Meldon dead or else. Shit. You will get struck.

Did you know that? I don't see anyone writing anything down. I was just going to say I should be writing this down. I feel like you guys already knew these rules or something. You don't seem surprised at all. I was blown away by this. We'll wait for the clipper to clip it. Yeah.

So, Chad claims that, listen, make fun of me all you want. If a clipper clips it, thanks to dirty jersey rat, then we're allowed to comment on it and transform the content. But if he's live and you transform the content, that's different for some reason. And I got to apologize. Turns out I'm the one gaslighting everyone. Not that hard, but they're still going to vilify me and I'm the bad guy. and then you're going to have people like Carl waving the fire, the flames, and gaslighting these people. Chad's a bad guy. I'm not. I'm a great guy.

How do you go from Carl's gaslighting people to you? I'm a great guy. It's his greatest joke ever. Yeah, Chad, put that in the new special. I'm a great guy. Just because that woman you told to offer herself didn't go through with it doesn't make you a great guy. It's simple. Go ahead. Make your transformative content.

Cut this up right now, you know, and do AI and, you know, put your sound effects. Cut this up and blow it up your nose. Like, I'm going to do with this $8,300 bucks. No shit. You know, do what Dave Sarah does. I mispronounce a word. And it's the most funny thing. you'll ever see. I'll say that I'll be talking so fast that I say the wrong word and he'll cut it up and

everyone has a laugh. It's hilarious. It's so good. And I can tell it doesn't bother you at all. Yeah, it doesn't get to me. Yeah, he seems unfazed. What an idiot. He really just just projects everything that we know bothers him with everything that he says. By the way, I think I'm going on Chad's show next week. We're emailing with each other and Chad was calling me out for something. I just wrote him back and I said, I think that we should do a show together. You can come on WTP, I can go on your show. And he said, it'd be better if you came on my show. Great.

So we'll get that scheduled. And I have some questions for the Z men. But I also want to clarify some things. I want to know that we're excited about this new special and we're rooting for them. Of course, when you strike a channel, some people start comparing you to stuttering John Melendez because, you know, John was striking Shulie a bunch and other channels as well. But Shulies the one who decided to sue John.

over these frivolous DMCA takedowns. And so, Chad thinks he's a different guy than John, obviously. But going back to what Stuttering John was doing, like surely in those guys, they can't make it any more transformative. Joe and the producer, they cut it up,

they make it bit, they do a great job. John's whole thing was striking it because they were playing his copyrighted. This is a completely different animal. It's a completely, go take past episodes of mine and have fun with it.

Cut it up. Take it out of context and like, oh, he's an idiot. Okay, great. No problem. But when you're just playing my show in its entirety and giving it away, that's stealing. Okay. Chad's lying about this.

I'm glad that Patrick Melvin re-uploited the video because anyone can go and watch it. Chad is claiming that Melton was just playing Chad's entire stream without transforming it at all and just putting it out, there so that his viewers would leave his show and go watch it over on nobody likes onions. It's just not the case. It's just absolutely not what happened at all. And Chad was watching it in real time because someone told him, someone gave Chad a heads up with a super chat.

Hey, Melton's sniping you. Chad goes, he is? Because Melton hasn't really been online in a couple of months. So he goes he is. So he goes over to Nobody likes onions, pulls it up on his screen and sees that there's Patrick's dumb head in the corner talking to Chad about. what are we doing a rerun? You're claiming you're going to strike me again.

Have you not learned anything? And Chad's responded to that. It was very much transformed. They were actually having a conversation for some time. And then it turned into a loop where you can see you saw like Patrick listening to what Patrick said, listening to what Chad said over and over again. So there's nothing. What he's claiming here is completely false and he's lying about it, which is part for the course with Chad. I'll talk to him about it when I go on a show, I'm sure.

There you go. So I look forward to discussing that with him because he wants to revise history and make himself out to be the good guy. Stealing is wrong. Stealing is wrong, Chad. Did you learn that too? It's amazing all the things that he's learned. Now, since we're talking about Miserylub's company and Chad sniping Kevin Brennan's show, I happen to be watching a Clipper who was checking out because of Misery Lov's Clips was checking in on

Kevin Brennan. And I got to tell you, Kevin was sniping who are these podcasts and literally not saying a word. We just, we just watch Kevin watch who are these podcasts for quite some time. But those aren't the rules. Not according to Chad. Oh, and someone said something to Chad about that too. He's like, listen, I don't know. I don't know what Kevin Brennan's doing. Like he's distancing himself from Kevin sniping shows. So I watched him watch me. I was hoping. hoping something would happen, it didn't. But about 20 minutes into this clip that I'm watching,

all of a sudden, Kevin starts talking about buying views. Now, this was Sunday night. Sunday night, I did an emergency episode with Adam Bush, and we were talking about the opster. We were talking about OPEE and this Venmo scandal that he has going on. And so that's what Kevin was watching. At a certain point, we had over 3,000 live viewers. And I mentioned, if you guys saw that episode, I mentioned, oh, it looks like Vince

the lawyer is buying me viewers. I didn't think for a second that it was organic or real. And I knew that we were up against the Shulie Network, because Shulie does a show on Sunday nights. So I figured it was Vince the lawyer fucking with Shulie because, you know, he's trying to drive a wedge between the two of us. Let's see what Kevin Brennan's interpretation of it was. Not only that, somebody was buying Carl Vues, probably the ISat Network to stick it to them because they were both going alive at 8 to stick it to Comia. Okay. Kevin Thiggs, the Shoeing Network was buying me views to stick it to Coomia, who does a show at APM on WABC.

Anthony, he was a friend of both of our shows who comes on WATP and the Uncle Rico show. we wanted to stick it to him and rather than have the Shui network get a lot of views they're like, let's bike views for Carl make it look like he's the most popular one. Okay. I see how Kevin's brain works.

It doesn't. So at one point, Carl's thing had like 4,000 live views. And Carl would be like, yeah, yeah, we got fired 4,000 live. So play the clip. Is that what I did? Oh, I guess the shit way

was trying to stick it to the club-footed clown. Oh, wait. Okay, so now he's saying the shit wear was sticking it to me to get Anthony pissed at me for having too many viewers while Anthony was live on his radio show. Only Kevin can think this way. Only guy we can think this way. Everyone wants to stick it.

Everyone's trying to stick it to everyone all the time. He's an insane person. So Kevin, you know, he's always on this playboard thing. He's always looking up what his numbers were. So he's looking at his numbers when he had Anthony on the show recently. and he goes, we peaked at 761 views. And you could see on the screen right there, my show is still going live,

and it has 1,300 people watching it. That's a real number. That's after dummy stopped buying us views because we didn't give a shit. So 761 views, and this is Kevin coping with having fewer viewers than we do on WATP. Oh, you know, when these guys had to these,

you know, what would I rather have a good, show and 700 people watching are Carl's shitty show and Carl's always like bragging about. I got 1400 live. It's like, okay, so I call you with chat, with Gino and we had 700 live, but it was a great show and we did pretty well as far as dollars or cents are concerned. So these guys chasing the live views like that's some fucking be all end all. Nick Ricotta does it too when he tries to stick it to us. I mean, they all do it. The live views. thing is really not that significant because Carl's not getting, now he's at 1,300. 1,300 live is not going to really help you.

Okay. I mean, obviously, these guys don't sell tickets. When they try, they don't sell any tickets. I know. We'll get into that in just a moment. But first off, I don't brag about having viewers. I will point out how many viewers we have from time to time. And I remind people to hit the like button, helps out with the algorithm and things.

Kevin, his business model, is superchats. So the more people watching him, the more potential people can give him money while they're watching him. My business model is not super chat centric like Kevin's is. But Kevin needs live viewers in order to succeed in this world. That's his business model. And now he's acting like, I just want to put out a good product. Kevin hides his shows immediately. As soon as they're done, they're deleted off of YouTube.

But he's worried about the product he's putting out. know his product is counting other people's money yes i know that that's quite rich watching my show what a great product you put on Kevin and uh so he'll be like yeah we got he did more than Brennan okay i had your board Comey on i'd report cumion and uh so i don't know who's buying live views i'm just saying uh when we had a big show wasn't coomy a country because i think that show we did 13 underline but these guys Oh, so now he's just like, by the way, when Chen was out with a black eye and grease running down his face, we're like 1,300 people watching that one. Oh, so you do care. You are paying attention. Interesting. $1,300 is cool. Yeah, right. That is a good number all of a sudden. It sounds like when, whatever metric Kevin's are winning at, that's the one he wants to point. I was very, Aaron Mold asking that way.

Another win. Yep. The only thing that matters is how many people on Rumble are watching you. Oh, is that what matters, Aaron? I didn't realize. Okay, good to know. routinely do 1,300, 1800, live. Let me back that up. What is he saying that WTP does? But these guys routinely do 1,300, 1800 live. But when they try to sell tickets on the road,

they don't, nobody buys any tickets at Hackamania and whatnot. So Kevin wasn't at Hackamania. I believe we all were. Right. Do we sell any tickets for that show? I believe it was 300 people came out to Las Vegas for a weekend of live podcasts, but we don't sell any tickets.

How many tickets did Kevin Brennan sell when he had his big stand-up return at Rodney's? They didn't even sell out Rodney's for that. You take with all Carl's fans, these rabid fans that he have, and he'd be making a fortune. He'd be making enough to pay Adam Bush, but he don't. So one of the funniest things Adam Bush has ever done. is to tell Kevin, I don't pay him. Because this is like the sticking point for Kevin.

He can't get over this. It's always his point. Carl doesn't pay Adam Bush. He brings this up over and over and over again. And it's very funny to lie to Kevin and watch how he spazes out over it. And this goes on for months. It's hilarious. So Kevin, surely bought me views to stick it to Kumia.

And I don't pay Adam Bush. All right. You're killing it over there, old man. man, you've got the internet all figured out. No wonder you have such an amazing audience that follows you when you have no idea what you're talking about at all. Oh my God. He has lost the plot. He's lost the plot.

It's insane. But he did say something on the stream that made me feel a lot better about what he is doing. So I'm not trying to do a funny show. I want it to be funny. I want it to be entertaining. But I'm not trying to do a funny show. Because if I, every day I had to do a funny show, I would lose my mind. Okay, finally something we agree on, KB.

Oh, that's what happened to him. Yes. So you know how much effort that would take to actually prep stuff and be entertaining and funny? I'm not trying to do that. No, I know. We all know. I can tell. I'm well aware of that.

So that was my little check-in with Kevin Brett. And I was enjoying that the other day. I thought I'd bring some of that to the show. Something else I've been enjoying the hell out of lightweight is my boy, Jerry. I love to eat peanut butter I love to eat honey and I also love to eat beans We need a better sticker for Jerry

You know what I got to get It's just it's too long enough that it's like What I have to get is The Jerry Jerry Jerry the chant from What's his name? Jerry Springer Jerry Springer That's what we got to get out here Yeah see the Jingles Department knows

She yeah is she proactive No Not even close I don't have another board so there's that uh jerry banfield as you guys know has dropped over ten thousand dollars on dating so far in twenty six he got divorced at the end of 2025 and he just needs a wife he wrote a book about it he's been talking about it not a stop if he just has a wife everything else right but everything else is just he's on easy street after that because he's got a wife and then the content figures out

itself and the money starts rolling in and it's going to be fucking amazing And he's got a really good idea about how dating would be even easier for him. He's been putting out a lot of YouTube shorts lately on his dating channel. So here's a YouTube short. YouTube has now released messages, which to me means we could turn YouTube into a dating app. I wish YouTube did have dating, like how Facebook has dating. He's done so many dating apps. We've seen the amount of money he's spending on dating apps.

He's like, the problem is there's not enough dating apps. We need YouTube to also be a dating app. would it be if you could just upload videos and then have a chance to connect with people based on getting to know people from their videos like i would love to watch a woman's life story for three hours oh my god that's so creepy that is the creepiest fucking thing could you imagine you start messaging a woman on youtube with youtube dating and you've studied every single think about this person and you just start letting them know that you know every detail of their life. They're going to love that. And we all know how everybody's really honest on the internet.

I know. You know what I think this is. Jerry thinks he's got clout as this big time YouTuber or content creator. So he's like, you know, if the ladies saw all the followers, I had in all the videos that I upload and how much I know about cryptocurrency. Don't forget that. I'm a psychotic broke loser. Yeah, and how I don't give a fuck that I owe $200,000 in debt. No way of ever paying it back. They're going to love me. And then be able to reach out and date from there.

I think YouTube is the best potential dating platform because it's the least superficial and the most in-depth with doing videos. He's also wearing a t-shirt that has a name handwritten on it, which, Jen, in your experience, how many guys have you dated? or married who wear a t-shirt with their name handwritten on us. Zero, absolutely zero. Okay. He should be drowning in pussy by now, though.

He should be trouting. Now with messages, though, the problem is that you're liable to get a bunch of spam and scam messages. And if I do get a bunch of messages from, quote, women that want to date me, how do I know they're real women that actually want to date me? I would love. If you get a message from a woman, it's not real. She doesn't want to date you. That's how you know, Jerry. Who do they just want to use me for my money?

To find my wife that I could have a family with on YouTube, and I hope someday, you know, drop a like if you think YouTube should make a dating part of its platform. YouTube is... I want to point out there's one like on this video. Trap a like if you think there should be dating on YouTube. Nobody thinks that. all right guys brace yourselves i have an update i have an update on jerry's dating life deep breath here we go i've spent more than ten thousand dollars dating since i got divorced in last year

and i've got zero return on investment in any way you'd want to define that outside of character building outside of consistently having just gone through so much me any way you'd want to define that How about anal? That's my metric for success. Where are you at with that? Oh, zero. Okay. Well, yeah, you're failing miserably then.

Chris. Don't get sympathetic on me now. I can't have empathy Chris hanging out of the Fourth of July with us. You're right. Having just gone through so much humiliation, wasted time, and hurt that I am stronger because of it, that everything else seems easier. And while I was criticizing some of the men doing videos saying that they're giving up and withdrawing from dating,

that's where I'm at too. My real life situation, all I need to do is make money, right? I just got divorced last year and it's taking me some time to get on my feet. Now I'm doing YouTube full time again. And literally everything in my life works fine as long as I make like 10,000 a month doing YouTube. So that's what I'm doing now. I've spent so much time. I've been so distracted trying to date that I'm not by.

bothering dating. I'm not asking girls out. I'm deleted dating apps. I give up. Fuck. I can't. I quit. That's the can-do attitude we're looking for. I, guys, I was not expecting this. Jerry was celebrating the fact that he's not been out a second date with a woman in months. Oh, yeah. Turns everyone off. I don't get laid on purpose. Right. He's like, if you're using dating apps to get sex, you're an asshole. Like, okay. Um, and now he's just giving up. Something happened, man. this is how I know he's nuts. He goes to the internet to tell us this. Yes.

This is not I know he's gold for WATP. He goes to the internet to tell us this. Right. Nobody will date him. He's an insane person. If you... Oh my gosh, you're $200,000 in debt. Can I date you?

Splush. I haven't been on the dating. I haven't been in the dating scene for a while. I imagine people Google each other, right? When they meet someone, or they, they're going to, I set up a date. And listen, everyone's, you know, got their algorithm that's fine-tuned for them. If you Google Jerry Banfield, does WATP show up somewhere on the first page of the results?

Either on Google or YouTube. Am I cock-blocking this guy? Fuck. That's not my intention. I just want to point that out. Not cool. I'm not trying to cock-block this guy. All right, here's a-

You need your help. I know. Okay. let's do this Chris. All right. The next video we make, Jerry Banfield, a catch of the century. It's called.

And we just, we somehow edit the videos to make it look like this guy's got it all together. He's a multi-millionaire. And he can get any chicky wands, but he's really, you know, he's looking for that perfect woman

and if that woman finds him, she's so lucky. And we send him an invoice. All right. I really like when, he explains us how content is created, how he creates content, because his content creation is the content. It's this weird loop of like, hey guys, watch this video right now.

This is content. And this is what my content is. I'm sorry, what's happening? There's a great example of that. If you're a YouTuber or a content creator, I just found this cult of Dun manifesto. And to me, this is one of the ideal philosophies I live by. that is going to help you be successful on YouTube.

The basic idea is that you just constantly create. You upload, you share, you try and add value to people's lives. That's what this is all about. Now, it's... The only life that he's adding value to, I think, is mine. It really is. It's tough because a lot of YouTube, is about extracting value

where people are making videos, tricking you into watching them, tricking you into spending your time there, tricking you into spending money on something you don't need, buying something you don't need. You know, I take offense to that. When I have a thumbnail says,

Chan Zubach is a fucking loser. I'm not tricking anyone. Yeah, you're going to see a video where we prove the chance to do I'm as a fucking loser. I dare you say we're tricking people into clicking. Et cetera. Whereas to me, the idea with YouTube is to add value to someone's life,

to get you to have a better life after you watch my video. Like there's before you watch my video, and then your life is a little bit better after you watch my video. So here's this cult of done manifesto. I just found this recently. And the basic idea is like, you know, there's no editing stage. Stop procrastinating.

There's no editing. stage. This is how you become a better YouTube creator, a content creator. You don't edit anything. I think this is actually how you churn out a lot of crap. The exact thing that he was talking about is like, you know, there's all these videos that don't add value to you. What you got to do is make the worst possible videos that just keep shirting it out nonstop.

Or six of them a day. Right. Like he's, he's, I don't know, it seems like he's contradicting himself a little bit with this video so far. We're like that's perfection. Yes. It says love perfection. It's boring.

This perfect video. It sucks. Pretending you know what you're doing is almost the same as knowing what you're doing. Not knowing action and completion. Pretending you know what you're doing is almost the same as knowing what you're doing. In bed. I'm going to try brain surgery. I'm going to figure your eyeballs later.

It was close. You know, so there are three stages of being, not knowing action and completion. You accept everything's a draft. And that's how I look at my videos. Everything's a draft. If you wait more than a week to get it done, abandon it. The point of being done is not to finish,

but it's, I'm glad that like Steven Spielberg doesn't live by this motto. How's ET coming along? I don't know. It was like seven days in. I was like, fuck it. Never mind. It's not getting done.

Losers. Banished. It's hilarious. If it takes more than a week, it's not worth it. He's incredible. Hey, guys, should we record Dark Side of the Moon? I don't know. It's like taking months.

I mean, how long could it be on the charts for? What's even the point? Let's just churn out. Let's go to a farm somewhere and record sheep. Chir that out of his music. Get other things. done. Once you're done, you can throw it away. Laugh at perfection. You can see I practice all this stuff in creating my videos.

Yeah. No shit. No shit you do. Perfection is boring. And a lot of YouTube advice is trying to tell you to be perfect. Perfect titles, perfect thumbnails, perfect hooks, perfect editing, and all that. That's why I like AI Slop. Yes, right. And I say no. I've gotten over a billion views online. And I deleted everything last year. I started fresh. And I've got millions of impressions, hundreds of thousands of views, and close to a million minutes watched. And all from six brand new YouTube channels. And I can tell you, you don't have to edit your videos. I like that he goes back and forth. He's huge back and forth. Like, he's a huge success. He's a huge success as a content creator. And then he's like, I want to make $10,000 a month. And I'm

nowhere near that. And it's not growing. And I'm not sure what to do. Billions. Billions. Billions. Of impressions. Is that what he said? It said a million impressions. Billions of views. Billions of views.

Yeah, from his old channels. He deleted all of them. Right, right, right, right. Right. Being perfect is boring. Throwing some random fucking swearing into your videos can entertain people. Fuck. Anything imperfect makes videos more relatable.

People without dirty hands are wrong. Yes. And in YouTube, if you're not out here making a bunch of videos. I don't care what you have to say. Failure accounts is done. If you upload a video that doesn't get watched, a YouTube short that gets shadow banned and they don't give it any views. Well, that counts is done. Finish that one. On to the next one. Check it off the list. I just love it's cock-eyed optimism. If you make videos that are shadow banding and no views, at least you got an offer to-to-do list.

What an insane retard this guy is. I love him. Here's my workflow is I make a, I have a spreadsheet. I have a spread sheet. Oh, it's been a while so we heard about the spreadsheet. Let's go. Spreadsheet tab, baby. Spreadsheet where what I do is I show how many videos I've got done and how much time I spent live streaming.

So this to me is what you need to do. This is the. Okay. Can I read some of the spreadsheet to you guys? I was fascinated with this. I was like, okay, thank you. I'm going to pause this. So on the first of June, he says launch request a video.

and go back to calls on jerry bandsfield.com raise call price to $96. On the second, he has tennis, massage, and kids. He loves his massages, man. He needs them. On the fourth, he wrote, switch to live stream and clipping, launch custom chat GPT model, order more memory, and prepare clod, and then it's covered up. And he's got an ICP live stream.

there is a day on here the 17th 26 videos were uploaded he opened 26 videos and it says switch focus to YouTube cut dating ICB live streams and 180 blog posts from 2025

to the website that was a productive day for him the next day it says find wife get married well that's funny the next day it says begin commitment to 12 videos a day and he put out six videos that day Jerry.

Third video I filmed already today. Now, I filmed 26 videos a few days ago. And a lot of those were shorts, but I try and film as many videos as I can. I try and give as much value as I can to people. You're saying two different things. What? Churning out as much garbage as possible is not the same as adding value to people. It's the exact opposite.

And I figure from there, you know, John is the... What if Tommy Lee heard about this guy? He'd be like, Jerry Banfield alone is putting out 26 videos a day. Who's watching all of this shit? It's impossible. It's too much. Too much.

If you want more views, create more videos. It's most of the top channels on YouTube, like I did a video showing, you know, the top channels on YouTube that have more views than Mr. Beast. It's just quantity. It's not quality. It is quantity. What the fuck is he talking about? What an asshole? what a total piece of shit asshole this guy is he's like no wonder he got kicked off of that utami site and like he's just churning out garbage and ruining everything that he touches i love him i know me too it's fun we are celebrating the fourth of july here by making fun of losers and it doesn't get more illusory than this one

we had the whole crew on Opie radio. Of course, Ron, the waiter is there. Of course, a very high Tony P is there. But also, my new least favorite person in the world, Eric Marino is joining them. We got the quad box going. We got all the chuckle fucks on the show for FU Friday. And Jenny was checking this out.

She's going to lead the discussion. But I just want to tell you, it starts off with one of those amazing things. that you can do on a live stream is you just start picking on one of the guys shirts you know there's a guy wearing a silly shirt you really fucking let him have it for it looks like uh it's like i'm wearing a fucking paper bag you know i got this what where i bag it what are you wearing you look like you're like in communist china or is that is it is what eric marino Jump in, man. We're trying to figure out what Ron the waiter is wearing it.

Is it part of a suit? It's like a pajama top. No, it's supposed to be a summer shirt. Summer. A summer. Summer. That's polyesta. That's not.

It's like the terry cloth. Unbutton one more button, Ron. It's, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, it's like the linen. It's like that linen. It's like the linen. It's like the linen. Hey. Hey. What a start. That's how they started it. Yep. By the way, that's the cold open right there. Yeah. There isn't a second before that that happens. That's just how these things get started. And if you're even just a casual fan of Greg Opie Hughes, you're like, oh, we're in for a good one today. communist China

there's going to be a lot of good jokes in this episode and I've never known a man to know less about a fabric in my life he doesn't know what Terry is he doesn't know what linen is nope he has no clue and obviously they were making fun of his shirt before the stream started so he's like

go live go live you had it as quickly as possible this is gold right here and all right let's let's get off a shirt talk. Let's introduce some people. That shirt. That shirt is ruining my summer, guys. That shit is ruining my summer. That summer. That's not a summer shirt, Ryan.

This is the truth. Okay. Eric Marino, go fuck yourself. This guy was a comedy writer. Is that true? Yeah. He wrote for Ellen DeGeneres' TV show or sitcom. He's so boring. He's terrible. The fact that he thinks just pronouncing a word with a Boston accent, it's funny that you have to do it twice in a row.

And then Opie's like, let me get it on this. I could also do that. He loves that. These guys suck. Yeah. If this shirt got wet, it would weigh 30 pounds.

You know what I mean? It's one of those like heavy, Terry linen cloths. I go out of the target. John, I go the other way. I think if that shirt gets wet, well,

no, no, I don't think it's possible to get it. Holy shit. Opie just did a chip chipper said. Hold on a second. Hold on. I got one. Hold on. I got. I got one. I thought. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Okay. I'm going to watch that again. Opey's like interrupting him to get his joke in and then realize he's got nothing. You know what he mean? It's one of those like heavy, Terry linen cloths. I go on the target.

John, I go the other way. I think if that shirt gets wet, well, no, no. I don't think it's possible to get that shirt wet. I think the water repels right off that shirt. Man. And that's how we start. Welcome, everybody. It's FU Friday on the Opie Radio podcast. We got Ronnie Babes, Rob the waiter. We got Tony P. in the lower right corner.

And we got Eric Marino. What's going on, guys? Ugh. Time of your life. Even Eric Marino's little salute when he gets his name. Everything bugs me about this guy. He sucks so bad. Yeah.

But I can't imagine. A worse lineup. And I'll explain why. One shot out of a cannon. He's just screaming over everyone nonstop. He can't shut up. Tony P. is stoned out of his mind. And just laughing like a hyena and everything that happens.

And we're going to see more examples of that. He's got nothing to add. He just cracks up laughing. And then Eric Marino. This fucking guy is anti-comedy. Yeah. He's a zilch. And this is what Opie one.

wants. He needs guys around him who suck this badly. So in comparison, you go, well, he's opi in that communist shine a line, you know? At least he was going for something. But somehow Opie, Vic Henley died. And Opie's like, I can find more Vic Headleys. I'm going to throw up with other than Vic Headleys around here. Well done, sir.

Let's get into FU Friday. Jen, anything to add? Oh, no, F. F.U. All right, let's get into it. Can I start off with a quick FU? I'll go. Let's go.

That's what we do here on Fridays. Here's my quick FU. I don't know if the FU is to the weather or the FU is to Spain in Austria. Right. Dude, so I had to, I worked the Spain-Austria game. Yeah. At the, Dad, you see, you've seen where I work. You see how crazy it gets, right?

It gets packed. You can get a couple thousand people. You can get a couple thousand people in there drinking beer. 100%. For these World Cup games. By the way, for the Knicks, I didn't expect so crazy. Focus, Ron. Focus.

What are we doing? He did not expect the Knicks to be a busy day for him. The whole city was on fire about that. You know, I thought that people would be used to the next winning championships. You know, happened in 1973, 2026. Happens all the time around here. They would do. All right.

So Ron has set this story up so that we know exactly where he's going with this. Because he's a terrible storyteller. And again, you just shot up a cage of screaming. You don't know why he's so excited about this. But, okay, Spain was playing as Austria in the World Cup. Ron's got a shift waiting on some tables outdoors at this beer garden that Jen and I have been to, by the way. I love that place. It's a very cool place, very big area.

lots of delicious beers there for us. And this is the big reveal from Ronnie Babes. For the start of the game, there were two people. In the entire fucking outside. Chris, you weren't surprised. You didn't react like Opie did just now. I'm stunned. Oh, okay.

That makes sense. two people with red Spanish jersey's on and two people I thought you were supposed to make crazy bank because it was the World Cup I made $15. Man, I made $1.5. I made $15.

It's good thing he's got that Venmo, right? Yeah. Because he's only making $15 for a shift at his job. That's not going to pay the bills. So fortunately, that gets brought up here because we want to know what's going on with the Venmo. And I'm just going to warn everyone in this nice clip.

I just see Tony P to calm the fuck down. I just seem to fucking relax. I think he's been there before. All right, with that, I'm calling it now. Only people super chatting on the big screen today. We got to make Rodney Pames a few bucks. All right. Can I say one more thing?

I have to stay it anyway. No, but I have to clear it up because I'm getting a lot of DM. and people want to send me money, and they think you're controlling my Venmo. Hey, why do you want to send your money? But guys, that Veno is mine, and mine only no one else has access to it. Why are you listening to those idiots? They're just trying to cause chaos.

Don't listen to their nonsense. The bullshit they come up with every day, it's all nonsense. Why are you listening to that? No, my FU is to you, Rod, for listening to those idiots. Wow. Ron getting the F you got hit Tony just in the right way. Oh, it sure did. Smash his funny bone.

He's so high. So Ron the waiter, this is a bit of controversy that's been going on. Ron the winner says, by the way, I get messages from people saying, hey, is Opie controlling your Venmo? Because you've been getting all this money and you've been crying poor and having acknowledged that money's been coming in. And Ope goes, don't listen to them. They're just haters. And don't acknowledge them at all. The problem is.

is that Opie is perpetuating this because you heard him just say we're only looking at super chats today. You know, it's up for you Friday. We're not going to read your comment unless it's a super chat. Well, my buddy Adam Bush was in there super chatting him

and super chatted this. Happy fourth, Ope, you rule. Update on Ronnie Babes Venmo total, please. Guess what never got shown on the screen or read. That, because I didn't see it. That's the problem here, Opie. This is the problem. problem. You're hiding. You're hiding something. You will not engage in this conversation at all.

And it's happening in your chat. And we all see it. And we've been documenting it here that we're like, hey, Ron claims you got less than 200 bucks when I know two people who gave him over 200 bucks, just two people alone. And I see Chris Primer, who's one of those people super chatting him, never getting read, just being ignored. I don't understand this business model. The other thing he was doing. Five bucks, right? Say that again, Chris? O'Bee didn't take Adams five bucks. Oh, no, no, he certainly did. What? I know.

He didn't refund it at all. Yeah, can you believe it? Go ahead, Jenny. What were you saying? I was just going to say, the whole time he's saying, we're not going to put up any free chats, and that's almost all he did was put up free chats for the rest of the time. Because, yeah, because he just wants compliments is when it really comes out.

He just soothe himself. What's annoying about this, and the reason why this Venmo thing is not, maybe working as well as it could be. First off, Ron's obnoxious and getting more and more obnoxious. And it's just hard to give him money because he's such an asshole. But secondly, they want it both ways. They're like, hey, we're supported by you, the viewer. Opie said, this is the way of the world now.

We have to beg for money. So then people say, cool, here's some money. And I want to be able to communicate with you with this money. And they go, nope. We'll take your money. But we don't want to hear shit from you, all right? If you give us a DM or if you give us a super chat and the word devil verses in it, we're not reading it.

We're just taking the money. Fuck you. That's a shitty business model from the Opster. You know what Opie's upset about? Taylor Swift. Who isn't? Yeah. I mean, this Taylor Swift wedding, obviously, is very important for guys in their 60s.

It's all they want to talk about. Producer Chris and I, we're not that old, but producer Chris and I have been going back and over text on this all weekend. He said, dude, I wish you were back here in New York so we could be talking about this Taylor Swift one. I know, man. Call me. I wish you got to shut up. I see Joseph crush, yes.

Fine. Joseph reached out to me. Hey, Joseph, Joseph, look, I'm wearing a new shirt for you. Right. Anyways, Joseph said, Ron, please, please, do an F you for me for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. for taking over Mads Square Garden because I think he may have a business there

All those businesses are losing businesses And half of them are just closing up That interesting. So Joseph Crush sends a DM And he likes what it has to say So not only does he read it But he also pulls up A guy who's watching on Facebook He pulls up his comment

That has no money attached to it Because he likes with assets as trolls And post that on the screen did he just say he wasn't going to do that? Yep. But apparently if you say the right thing, then you can get on there. If you say the right thing, no amount of money will get you read on his show. Yeah, the problem is nobody's giving him any money, so he's got nothing.

Well, I have a nickname for Opie. I realize Opie is a nickname. But I like to call him Hot Take Opie. Well, yeah, once again, we're shutting down the area around MSN, MSG for the Taylor Swift Jason Kelsey wedding. They're out of touch. They're affecting businesses. There's a little bar over there called O'Brien's.

O'Brien's is still pissed off because they fucked him up during the the Knicks run. He's not a happy man. He lost all his business as well. So I don't know. I mean, I don't know how much attention these two need. And I see these grown, these grown adults on the news

like talking about the wedding of the century. Tell us what. and Travis, can you believe it? We're waiting for all the celebrities to show up. Who would do that for a fucking job? What are you talking about, Opie? What is Opie talking about right now? Can you be these assholes who are talking about the Taylor Swift wedding?

Yeah, to a lot more people than you are, and you're doing the same thing. Honestly God, if he got invited to that wedding, you know he would go. Yeah, we all would. Yeah. I like the soft pretzels there. Syrax for two bucks As Ron, people have sent you hundreds of dollars That shows up on the screen

Did they read it? They don't read it They just show it on the screen All right, well I guess Syrax is one of his people That's why it's okay Don't know why Now

One thing you might have noticed Is that the comedy writer The professional comedian on the show Eric Marino It's been a little quiet Don't worry He's gonna come in here with his zinger Taylor Swift in five, guys.

Taylor Swift in five. That's what's going to be. I don't think that I got the over under. I got Taylor Swift breaking up the marriage under five years. You know, that's where to go with you. Eric, are you talking divorce? Taylor Swift in five. And there we go.

Five years. That's the bet right there. There you go. Swift in five. Swift and five. There you go, guys. Did we just get a Marino minute? Was that a Marino minute?

I think that's all he's going to get today because you're, You're a babbling fool. I was about to tell these guys, hey, why don't we go get bagels and let Ron just babble? He was talking about 10 minutes. Eric Marino said 10,

he got 10 seconds. And Tony P hasn't even talked yet. I try to say something. How are you? Good morning. Great. Good morning. Rod really is an interrupting cow,

isn't he? Yeah. Yeah. It's very annoying. So you just saw Eric Marino go, Taylor Swift and 5. And Opie cracks up laughing.

Aha, it's good stuff. And he goes, what do you mean by that? Yeah. I don't get it. Why were you laughing that if you didn't understand? He'd be divorced? He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm taking the under. Oh, that's very different than what you first said.

But good stuff. Why did you think like one guy would be out of this show just going like, who gives a fuck? What are we doing? That guy would be fired. Yeah, saying I would not be out of the next afternoon. Do you want to take over from here, Jen? I know you have copious notes in your notepad. So my clip nine, they're back to the shirt talk again.

Oh, thank God. I'm missing it. How are you? Good morning. Great. Good morning. Why are we talking about the fact that Ron actually bought that shirt? You had the choice not to buy that shirt.

You could have left it on the hanger, Ron. What possessed you? Did you want a shirt? Did you want a showerproof shirt? It was a Hanukkah gift from his mom. Come on. We all know. He bought it off a rug.

rack on the sidewalk from an African. I don't think my mother's ever bought a game. Tony understands. Holy shit. Tony heard the word African and lost his fucking mind. Watch this again. The way Tony erupts in laughter

is unnatural. He bought it off a rack on the sidewalk from an African. I don't think my mother's ever by me again. Tony understands New York City's free culture where they roll off with the racks and everyone comes running. out and buys them out and then the guy runs away with his empty rack. Empty like Opie's head.

Yeah. He knows about the street culture in New York. Holy shit. And then the Jew joke to start that one. Ah, it was a Hattaca gift, right? You're Jew? Yeah, okay. Unbelievable.

It's definitely what that was. Good stuff. Ugh. So my clip 10, Ron gets sexy. Oh, no. No, it ain't so. Can we skip this one? Nope.

You know, Jesus Christ, I do look like a Chinaman chain smoking with this shirt on me. I look like I'm a member of the communist body. It's true. I look like I work in a fucking factory. Or a member of a cult.

Maybe you're a cult leader. Yeah. Everybody wear these shirts. Look at them. You're going to join Heaven's Gate. Only super chats of the big screen today. John Coort's down there in Philly. F you to the 1979 JCPenney catalog. They're spending Ron that curry cloth shirt.

There you go. There it is. It feels good on my skin. Opie gets the audience he deserves. Yep. These fucking losers. And then they crack up all right. Yeah, 79 JCPenic cataloged.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Good stuff. Why the fuck did Ron, who needs to be talking about? all times. Repeat Opie's original joke about communism in China. Because he's got nothing. He's got nothing.

Then shut the fuck up. He's the boss. You know, and I usually root for Ronnie Babes or whatever the fuck his nickname is. He was driving me crazy today. He's wearing on me too. I almost want to request

that $15 back that I sent him on Venmo. He spent it on those shirts. Just kidding, Opie. I'm not going to take your $15 bucks back. Don't worry. I wouldn't think of doing such a thing. So in my clip 11

is just a little bit of a proof of how high Tony is. Is there something? Yeah, that's insanity. Because I met that guy grown up. I met him two weeks ago. I was out with my sister-in-law. She had a...

We went out with a couple with kids. You guys are weirdos. The couples with kids, just so you know, Ope. Yeah. And I forgot what I was saying because I'm very high.

Wow. All right. I take it back. You take over, buddy. Yeah. Tony P's not cut out for this. Holy shit. I mean, he's smoking that joint the entire time, practically, so I'm not surprised.

Crack it up and fucking nothing. And then it's like, do you have a thought in your head? He's like, nope. Cool, man. Thanks for being here. So. This man used to talk to Jim Norton out of daily basis. He's talking to Tony P.

He's learned nothing. I know you guys want to talk about the shirt some more. I'm not clip 12. Thank God. Hopefully there's a new joke about it. It's so comfortable, but you know what? It almost looks like prison fatigues. Hey, Ron, I know that Mayor Mammada, Mayor Maldani is a socialist, but you don't have to start dressing like one.

You listen to me, comrade. Exactly. Actually, that's actually out here. We have, there's an FU right there. As people who are complaining, Mandani said, you know, they put out that, hey, set your thermostats to 78 degrees for the AC. so we don't get blackouts here in New York City. Right.

A whole bunch of people who don't live in this city are, hey, communist this, socialist, this. Right. Texas does the whole thing. Hey, guys, if we all try to set our ACs to 68, we're going to blackout. No one's going to get air conditioning. All the ice cream is going to melt. We're all going to lose power. Okay.

Sometimes you need a little socialism to get along to get through the dead. Tony P. is zoning out. And Ron is showing us his entire body. Yeah, Ron for some reason decided to show us his legs and his little short shorts, little hot pants that he's wearing. Oh. I thought I couldn't hate Eric Marino more than I did. And then he's like, hey, guys, socialism, because it works.

Fuck you. What a piece of shit. Absolute pits. What a retard. And how the fuck do we go back to communism again on this shirt? It's I don't understand It's not a weird shirt

It's a button up shirt It's not great I mean the color is not great The collar is weird That's Terry linen So I need to know this Is Travis Kelsey the number one

podcaster? Is that true? He's up there He's up there Having his brother do a show It's very popular He's number one though I mean I don't know

How you define number one You know You get views and downloads across multiple platforms. We don't know what people make per se. So, I mean, he does very, very well. He actually was picked up by ESPN. He was doing his podcast on there.

They were testing it out to see if it would be like a late night show for them for a little while. It's very popular. Okay. Well, number 13. Who's the number one podcaster? Because here's the problem with the Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey, Mowers. Within a year, Travis Kelsey is just going to be a podcaster. You think Taylor Swift wants to be hanging out with a podcast?

He's got one year left. The number one podcaster. The number one podcast. Come on. Opie doesn't like that. Oh, no. You know that that tight end who plays in the NFL and has won like Super Bowls and stuff? He's also a more successful podcasting than you two.

Yeah, let's explain on that, guys. I've been doing this since I was 18. I'm the best at it. Remember? No, we can tell. Oops. We can tell. You mentioned earlier that Opie had a lot of high.

hot takes. Yeah. Well, here's another one. Oh, good. He's a hot take kid. Yep. By the way, speaking of the heat wave, I'm, my next FU is the people that are walking around going, is it hot enough for you? Is it hot enough for you? And I think that's a Boston thing. Is it hot enough for you? It's a phrase. Well, is it? I can't believe they would bother Opie. That's so Opie. That's such an Opie thing to do. I don't say it before. I don't think that's the first. Nobody can. I miss her. Who cares?

I don't miss her. Listen. That was a hot take about it being hot. It was a double-hot take. That's a tofer. Well done. Well, don't worry, guys. Clip 15.

Talking about the shirts again. Oh, thank God. It was, so I didn't just buy one shirt at Target. Oh, yeah. So this is the shirt I chose. I could have gone with this one. You did go with that one because you bought that one too. It's a blue terry.

It's a blue Terry cloth. Yeah, I think that the, I think that color doesn't work well with you. I think it makes you sick, sickly looking or something. I don't know. That color's no good. Bro, you're dressing like the guy at the airport that's, that's trying to, you know, get you to, you know, to the city. I feel like he's going to come in and change my sheets.

I feel like I'm on vacation and he's going to come in and change my linens. Yeah, that's like from the Dominican Republic or... Correct, correct. Is it 100% cotton? There's no way there's cotton in that shirt. It looks heavy on. It's heavy. Tony P is so out of it.

Opie was trying to go up with something about an airport or guy there or something. Tony P. started shouting over a mid-sentence, which normally would get you reprimanded. It's certainly what you're trying to. on this show. I hope he didn't know where he was going, so he was fine with things. Like, yeah, I'm a babbling fool. That of it fucking matters.

Oh, shabble, babble, babble. Sorry, what were we saying, Chris? Ron keeps touching his shirt because they're talking about the shirt. He's such a fucking idiot. Yes. Yeah. Oh, this thing, oh, this little thing over here can't stop. Well, I have got a treat for you guys.

I'm sorry. I can't get over the dynamic here between these four idiots. And Jen, I want to. point out, you made it, what, two hours into the show, pulling clips? Yep. This one off over two hours. This is nonsense. And there was a time when Opie's like, all right, we got to get a tight 58 minutes and

I'm going to pop it out of the podcast and people to listen to it on there. Way to work. And now he's just yelling with these other idiots. Eric Marino, thankfully, can't get a word in because everyone's just like babbling nonsense the whole fucking time. That's the thing. He's unclippable. He did get a lot.

of words in. I just didn't clip any of it because it was so fucking boring and political and irritating. So my clip 16 is a treat for you two specifically. Oh, good. This shows become so big. How big? How big is it? I'm going to do a wardrobe change. I'll be back. All right. Right there. Don, da-da-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, jeez. He just got a safari hat.

My eyes. You're a safari guy in Africa. If you go to the beach, you take it and put it in a ponytail. I'm telling you, that's what that shirt lacks. That shirt needs a ponytail. Joyce is back. I love the Joyce. Joyce goes, Ron needs a stylist, L-O-L.

Oh, my God. He's got terrible tattoos, too. Oh, me too. Look, look, look. You got the, tribal? I got a tribal right there. You got a tribal. Oh, my God. I'm so...

Na, nah, na, na, na, na, na, nah, nah. Hey, Hey, what is that? That's a rabbi. That's a rabbi with a violin. All right. Tony Pee. You got to... That's the rabbi telling you not to get tattooed because it's against biblical law. That's exactly...

Here you go, guys. A shirtless run. By the way, my internet's not frozen. I just can't move right now. I know it looks like I've seized up. What the fuck is going on? Ron's naked. I know. It's great. I don't think you're having fun. He really loves fiddler on the roof, doesn't he?

Enough to get a tatted on himself, yeah. I can't believe he's not getting laid more. Well, just when he thought it couldn't get any grocer. I thought it couldn't get grosser. Don't prove me wrong, Jen. Oh, boy. You got to walk around with a dress, and you know you're sweating under that dress or those thighs are rubbing. By the way, Opie, you were talking about, you know, it's hot in New York City when, like, your balls are scorching or whatever. Right. Yeah.

This is very common in New York. You know it's fucking hot when you see the giant sweat stains underneath the girl's boobies. Like, they got the sweat stains right in the front. Right where the boobie folds over. I lift my wife's up like that and I lick it. There you go. To your point, I think it's better to be a woman during the he waved. Thank you, Opie.

Holy shit. If anything ever deserved it, there you go. That was it. Opie, I'm putting a point on the board for you, my friend. I said it before and Tony P. took offense to it. This is the hornyest man to F podcast. He's like, boob sweat.

Let me suck that shit down. Cool, man. We're going to get more. Cool, dude. You're the best. I got to watch that again. at the sweat stains right in the front right where the booby folds over

I lift my wife's up like that and I lick it there you go Tony to your point I think it's better to be a woman during a he waves than a guy I'm wearing a fucking skirt so I can air out my my junk yuck oh this is so painful

this went off for over two hours yeah they thought this was good like let's keep this going. No, they did. They sure did. Producer Chris, you know anything on Boop Sweat? You wanted to add to this conversation? I think we covered it.

Okay. Do you like Boob Sweat? Comment in the chat. So, my clip 18, for some reason, Ron's got a big problem with Joey Chestnut, the hot dog eater. Fuck you to Joey Chestnut for making me It's uncomfortable watching them eat those hot dogs at the Nathan's hot dog eating contest.

It's homoerotic. I'm uncomfortable. My roommate comes with a bucket of buttered popcorn. Why is it homoeroyalug? No one thinks that. He's got pieces. He's got pieces of bread and fucking hot dog over his face. sweating it's a hundred degrees they're soaking the buns i don't know i don't know how they do it and first

of all if i've never watched it it's grotesque his shirt was just off uh don't really know what the problem is nothing closer than his boobs that is uh official well he's got boobs so out if anybody does in that group what i liked about uh ron's take right there is that the impression of someone eating hot dogs quickly in a hot dog eating contest didn't work. So he's like, maybe I'll try it six more times. Maybe that'll work. He was going to. It's like we've watched Ron's stand-up sets.

He does the same thing. Like he leans into everything that sucks in his obnoxious and annoying. Yeah. Well, how's the Venmo going, Ron? He's good at that. What are you up to, buddy? How much you make it? How much you make it there, Ron?

He doesn't know. Why he doesn't have any idea? Why don't you tell us? Oh, I think he knows. well then ron does something that really triggers opi you think you think the most jewish guy we've ever seen on a show aside from adam bush obviously the most jewish guy you ever sees it on a show

doesn't know much money he has in his venmo account you don't think he's adding that up hourly i think he does know if he knows how to do it all right that's possibly he's dumb i i told opi the other day when it gets really hot and humid and pun intended the giant fucking waterbugs

come out of the woodwork. Pun intended. They're everywhere, dude. They're fucking massive. There was a pun somewhere? No. Well, yeah. They'll come out of the woodwork

and I, and do you see my woodwork, my panel? No. Don't get triggered, Opie. Don't get triggered. I get triggered. I don't get triggered. I do.

I know. I'm sorry, Opie. I'm not doing it to harm you. It's the way my house came. He is. I know. He's very upset about that. At one point,

I saw a screenshot of all of them with their shirts off. Did you not get that far into the episode? I didn't. Oh, okay. Well, thank God. I didn't. We'll spare you all that image that's etched into my brain, unfortunately. I was looking for it, too, and I couldn't find it.

All right. Well, I have one more clip, though. You do? Don't I have a 20? We don't. Who has bigger tits? Opie or Ron. Oh, it seemed like Ron had some tubes on them.

Didn't it? Yes. He's a bigger person than I thought he was. That's a too. Okay, hold on. I do have your clip 20. Let me just download it real quick. Oh, screw. Yeah. They call me the on-the-fly kid.

I can do shit on the fly over here. Another free chat comes in from Joyce, who is royalty in Opie's opinion. One of the good ones, yeah. Yeah, and she's reprimanding Ron finally, saying what we're all thinking. All right, Joyce is back. She's royalty. Everyone else, you know, you got to give money to be on the big. screen. Joyce goes, Ron, would you please, for the love of all that's holy, stop screaming.

I know. Somebody give him a shop and stop cupcakes so he can shut up. You didn't say that to me the other night, Joyce. Under the mirror. What does he mean by that? Does he have a mirror on his ceiling? No, because I believe there's water coming out of the ceiling. He used to. Yeah, right. It came down. top of them. That would be great. Ugh. Ron, stop screaming. Joyce is right about this one.

Yes. Please stop screaming for the love of God. It's too much. Yeah. I fell off the Ronnie Babes wagon today. I can't take him. Well, Jen, I want to thank you. You could have spent the day in the sun.

You know, yesterday it was very rainy and shitty. Today, beautiful day outside. And I said, get to work. I need two hours worth of the clips from OPE Radio after Friday. And Jen went, no, please no. Is Eric Marino on? I said, yes, Eric Marino's on. Get the fucking work.

And yeah, happy birthday, America. That's why we're here. Let's get into the internet news. We've covered so much today. But what is the internet saying about what's happening on WATP and in our little world? Internet News with Lucy Tightbox. some guy in New Hampshire wonders. Doesn't Jerry Banfield know that in order to be successful at your Ponzi scheme,

you need to be a charismatic asshole? Not just an everyday asshole. Joe suspects, I bet Ron agreed to split the money with Opie behind the scenes and they're just trolling us. Ron is Opie for life, ride or die. From Patreon, Sleep, Nero Pines. Watching Opie think he's being clever is always fascinating, especially because it always boils down to somehow screwing over his incredibly few remaining friends

for money he doesn't at all need. Dude will always be the biggest crab at the bottom of the bucket. Chris Atril notes, I'm genuinely shocked at how much Opie's chat moves. I know it's still hardly anyone, but the fact that it scrolls at all

is mind-blowing. From YouTube, nobody's shoes is outraged. Ron cursing out the audience for not donating while sleeping on a clean mattress for the first time in 10 years paid four by Adam Bush. Screw this clown.

Jamie Javier Garcia observes, Opie and Ron give off Ike and Tina vibes. It's hilariously scary. Random man Will argues, Opie is so boring that it even makes the people mocking him sound boring. I have to give it to Stut Joe. As garbage a person as he is, he's more entertaining to cover than Opie.

And from Reddit, our Dolish New York shares, if I had any confidence that Ron will actually get the money, I would totally donate to him. But Opie is lying. Ron is clueless. Current leader writes, Opie is purposely trying to sabotage Ron's Venmo so he can continue yelling that nobody wants to donate.

Opie is nothing, if not jealous of others. MECF sexy ads, I hate to admit I agree with you. Something seems really wrong with the situation. Reminds me of when you see a disabled adult saying their parents handle their accounts and you know the shady, shifty, shitty, shitty parents take from them. Shev Monte 76 makes a strong argument. I don't know if I'd say Ron is clueless. I think he's starting to figure Opie out.

And likewise, Opie is starting to see Anthony and Ron. He's the fan favorite, whether good or bad, and is now stealing the show and Opie is getting resentful, which is why he's always cutting Ron off. Without Ron, it would just be Opie talking into a camera which nobody wants. Rockstar 81 just might be a jerk.

Germany is the Buffalo Bills of Soccer. An upbeat art plays us out with Germany have won multiple World Cups and the bills will have won zero Super Bowls. They are nothing alike. That's mean. Everyone fucking hates me. What's so mean.

Dude, I got to be honest, If you're listening to the Net News are getting caught up on what people are saying. I think people are turning on Ron. Yeah. Ron Berman is starting to get real fucking annoying. And Ron, I know you're watching this. He's not. It's five bucks a month to watch these shows.

But if this can get back to you somehow, calm it down, buddy. It's too much. Bucking the shit of everyone. Yeah. That was a slog. You guys, remember Gary in San Diego? Yes. I do.

It's a bunch of cars. Rap, swing in a minute. Rock and roll. I've got some voicemails. Let's see what people are saying out there who are calling into the show. Hey, Carl. I'd say you're full of shit, but you just get hungry. Bits and pieces, bits and pieces.

Hey, so I was listening to that emergency episode, and Ron was talking about the bariatric chamber because Opie told a story about jerking off in one once, and then he had to scoop up to come. And he was like, like, taking it. Egg white, Swiss, a bear with chopsticks. True sort. Love the show. Thank you, fuck you.

Bye. All right. Thank you very much for your call. Carl, I was jerking off at work the other day, and I was thinking of you. I mean, not like that, but, like, I was just hung up on that subject from a couple days ago, a couple weeks ago. And I was wondering, does anybody ever have to pull off to the side of the road and jerk off and, like, traffic or anything? I mean, I'd definitely had to do that a few times or sometimes after a game and shit on the way home just to, you know, burn it out. So, yeah, thank you.

Fuck you. I have been on the throughway coming home from Buffalo Bills games and certainly seen people pull over to pee. Jerking off, I'm not sure about. I feel like that's a thing you can hold off on. I don't know. Producer Chris, have you seen this? What if the bills win? What if?

That's a great question. I couldn't tell you. Yeah. Lucy. Yeah. So, Lucy's a better. Her name's Lucy Pipeck. Lucy Impression.

Probably not. I don't think that will stick. Hey, Carl, you totally missed the fact that the reason why Opie lost over that super chat talking about the bulimia, the reason why he didn't want to read it is because he used to tell that exact story on ONA back of the day. I don't know if there was any relevant information, but you were saying that he skipped over because he said something about the jabblers. It had nothing to do with that. It's because that super chatter was.

was saying using opi's bullshit story in the context of his other bullshit story about going down on the grill that stink like ass or whatever so i thought i just mentioned it later okay uh maybe i didn't play the clip but he did tell the same bulimia story from the o and a days on that episode before that happened so i don't think that's what it was i think it was the word devil verse that scares him away Hey Carl This is Colin from New Hampshire So listen to the latest episode And crazy

Ron is one of the dumbest people I've ever heard in my entire life Every radio station you brought up Is out of business Yeah He's literally beyond stupid And also Greg Hill squats on cross Fuck the hell man

Don't call the back All right Important information Coming out here on this voicemail segment And some people tune out Crazy What are you thinking? Hey, Carl, it's Brandon from South Carolina here.

I've been digging in the crates, listening to some very old episodes from the early days. Whatever happened to the OG co-host you had, did you fire him? Oh, and are you guys doing a show on Saturday for Fourth of July? Huh. July. News lie? Jesus. Something to consider.

Call me back. My buddy Kevin. original co-host, quit the show at the 58th episode. And I went, ah, you teach me how to run the show and upload it and stuff and record it and do one more episode with me, and he did. And that was nice of a good. And then he got stuck with us. Hey, Carl, it's Mr. 138.

Haven't called in in a while and haven't listened much because I tore my biceps. So I was dealing with that bullshit. A couple things to know. No, no, no. Bad things only happen to Chad Tzu. That was a weird reason to not listen. I'm a bedridden, so I couldn't watch her or listen to your show. Okay.

That tickled me. Everybody jerks off at work. If you don't, you're missing out on an opportunity. John, have you jerked off at work before? Me? Stalling. I work with the public, so no. I don't have a cubicle or anything.

There's a bathroom. That's a sexy place. I don't. Okay. I was in food service for a long time too. You're not supposed to do that. That's true. That's why you wear a hair nut.

Second, all of this. I can't scan a QR code from my phone. Are you an Adam retarded boomers? Yes. You can screenshot on your phone. Right. And then go to the picture and click on the QR code in the screenshot. We did learn.

in that, yes. Hope just helps. You're retarded. Okay. Love you, Chris. Don't call me back. All right, we won't. Listen, I don't spend a lot of time worrying about how QR codes work.

You know? I'm actually mad. The thing I'm most mad about with the pandemic. Maybe I should talk to Gina about this. Maybe we'll have him on the show. Talk about the fucking return of QR codes. Because QR codes were out of my fucking life. It was so glorious.

And then all of a sudden, they're like, we can't possibly hand you a menu. Oh, my gosh, everyone will die if we hand it on a fucking menu to you. So there's shirms on it. Right. So everything's just fucking scanning QR cards. Oh, scan QR cons. Well, not to mention, come, because everybody's whacking off all over the place.

I noticed that. I never jerk off to completion. That's gay. Hey, Carl. So I just subscribed to Opie's audio podcast. and I'm my mind is blown you could literally clip every moment of it are you drunk sir sir are you okay this came in at 2.13 p.m. on a Friday this you should not be this drunk I'll have what he's having

I mean it is a holiday weekend whatever I'm not going to judge my 213 I've already slept it off you're a go-getter though getting drug for the second time. You either got to do an emergency show every week or, you know, do a bonus podcast on your Patreon or something, because I've never experienced anything like it. Yeah, it was an FU Friday, and it was every single minute I was waiting for you to interject with some witty line or some whatever, I don't know if it was weird, but we're covering it. But, yeah, that's all I got.

So, you know, let me know how it goes. Thanks, it went great. It went great. Thanks for asking. Hey, Carl, still listening to old podcasts. Episode 68, I think of the second or third time video was on. You guys were making fun of some idiot, and they couldn't stay in character. And then he's mocking the guy.

He's going, yeah, I'm the insurance agent. Artie Fletcher. Artie Fletcher. It's like I'm listening to a new podcast, but I'm a fortune teller. Yeah. It's amazing. All right. I really need better shit to do with my time.

No, you don't. No, no, no. Go back to the archives. It's fun. No, Vini and ArdeFutcher will go way back. So, yes, he's had a problem with that retired for a long time. Uh, last one. Bits and pieces.

Bits and pieces. Hey, Carl. I'm calling back. Episode 69 is, uh, Chris's first episode. Uh, hey, You think that Chris guy's related to producer Chris? Sounds like they have the same last name. All right.

Everybody's so punchy. Yeah, a lot of goofballs. A lot of goofballs going around. All right. I think that's enough. We've done a lot today. Too much, some people would say. Yay, I'm going to go pee in the pool.

Bits and pieces. Bits and pieces. Don't pee in the pool, especially when you're squatting over it. The neighbors hate that. Jetty Jingles, thanks so much for joining us today and for doing the Opie segment. Thank you. Producer Chris joining us remotely. Thank you for being here for this.

Anything you want to promote my friend? Yeah. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. They're falling for that perfectly.

Yes. The history of stand-up. This is a book that Adam Bush has been promoting and Chris purchased it and is enjoying it quite a bit. It's awesome. Wayne Federman wrote it. And it's great. Check it out.

Okay, bye. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Please clap. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great.

Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Bye, Brennan. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Ah, Carl, I love you. Okay, bye.

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