Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep742 - Scorch is BACK, Opie & Ron, Chad Zumock, Jerry Banfield, Gallagher

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

Scorch is so awkward interviewing women. He seems like a guy with no game trying to get laid. But he also can’t get away from his old, terrible radio bits as he treats us to a round of Scorch’s Psychotic 6. Cringe of the Week features Elijah Schaffer fighting with his producer while being belligerent on his own show. Myster Magenta has a great new song parody. Chad Zumock reluctantly drops the copyright strike against Patrick Melton. He then deals with moderator drama and couldn’t make it less interesting. The Portcast with Ron Bennington is extremely compelling. We find out why Gallagher had to move in with Artie Fletcher’s mom. Jerry Banfield was manically depressed that a woman doesn’t like him the way he likes her, so he comforted himself with hours of communicating with AI. He then completely changed his business model once again and it just keeps getting worse. Opie actually figured out a way to start making money. He’s using reverse psychology and it’s actually effective! Ron is continuing to piss me off with his lack of gratitude. Megan and Annie join the show to play Megan’s “Is It Gay?” and Simon’s “Opie or Burr” games. We finish with comments, reviews, and voicemails. Cardiff’s channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CardiffElect Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/M8FOF9vdNWQ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Whoops Megan and Annie will be here for Is It Gay? Simon's Opie or Burr game. Reviews, voicemails. But first, he's back, baby. We got our buddy Scorch is back and better than ever. Some are on and some deranged stories that are very strange.

Weird news. Scorch is doing this. weird interview show. He's got a buddy from 95X in Syracuse. So he used to work at a Syracuse radio station. And so he's got an old pale from there on there. And he's got this woman named Gen X, who's in a band called Generations with a Ziettean,

and spelled incorrectly on top of that. So you can't find it. And he just wants to interview this woman, but for some reason this guy Bob is there. He often refers to him as B-O-B, because I guess they go way back. Yeah. And he knows how to spell. So you got Bob and Jen X.

And I just love Scorch. He's so awkward with this woman the entire show. And he doesn't know how to talk to women. No. And he treats her like she's a celebrity. She's in a band or two. She sings. He treated Megan like she's a celebrity.

Oh, God. He just tried to fuck the shit out of that blob. Remember that? You would have to. You got to make some room to get the shit out of here. So he's very excited to be talking to this woman. Bob's kind of an afterthought, but he's on there too. What I love is the way, Adam, this dropped four days ago.

Any chance that you caught any of this? I caught some of it, yes. He's very horned up. I feel like it's in all of our algorithms. One of the things I loved about this is the way it starts off with Scorch telling us things we don't need to know, wildly unnecessary for him to bring this up. But also a lot of great energy. The intro is fantastic.

I love that. One more time. Okay, I can hear you now. Hey, what's happening? Oh, man. I'm just cracking up because I'm cracking up for any number of reasons. Actually, I'm cracking up because I'm watching B-O-B from 95X in the corner, dancing to the PFG TV jingle.

I'm cracking up because we actually did. a good 17 minutes worth of the podcast earlier. But Jen X from the band Generations Z, who is joining us right now. Can I have some applause, please? Thank you very much. Gen X had issues. And I was saying to Bob, when you left Jen and you get your issues fixed, I'm so thankful if you've ever seen some of the comments from this radio show called Opian Anthony,

if you've ever seen some of the comments, which are just deadly. they always make fun of the fact, and they made fun of the fact that my show has had audio issues. Like virtually every show has a different audio issue. And for once, it wasn't my issue. What an asshole. Totally unnecessary. First off, the haters are in his head.

He brings up the haters immediately. Hey, guess what? All you hate watchers? I didn't fuck up this time. Because Jet X has a gambling problem. My special cast fucked up. Yes. What a crazy thing to say,

we actually did an amazing show for 17 minutes and this fucking retard. Couldn't get her audio working. Why would you say that? It's like he's not aware he had the option to not say it at all. Right. He had no idea.

Of course, he has to be, I know, I messed up, sorry. Sorry, almost ruined the show that wasn't live and you didn't have to explain that at all. Nope. And it's great because he will not let it go. They're not like,

they're not all from Missouri. Like, the members are from different areas, right? So most of the members are surrounding outside of Springfield or within Springfield, and I am the one that's a little farther away in Branson, but it's only like a 45-minute drive. Oh, you live in Branson, huh? Wow. Good for you. I'm trying to think of some of the better questions we already asked before GenX

rudely interrupted us with bad electronics. Miss, Miss, poor electronic What a asshole. What a prick. He's like, I guess I got to do this interview all over again. I guess I should have written down some of my questions. Well, yeah. No shit.

What a dick. Why is he so impressed with Branson, Missouri? I was wondering the same thing. Oh, you live in Branson. Well, la Tad, billionaire. I didn't realize. Do you live in a house? What's it like?

Central Air? Huh. I guess that's the thing they have in Missouri, not up here in O'Clair, Wisconsin. I'll tell you that. It's a strange place to live. It is. It's definitely odd because of like the most theaters in the world

and all those shows that start at like five or four o'clock done by seven. Like if you want to sing, it's definitely a place to live. So she did explain their parents are both entertainers. And she got involved in entertainment early on was a child performer. voice of an angel. Oh boy. Well, before we can do that, so she has six children, apparently.

And Scorch is just so smooth how he asked these questions and how he communicates with other human beings. One of the things we're talking about, and I want to bring this back up because it's extremely cool and just wild. Bob, and you know this, so kind of act surprised. Gen X has got six kids. Wow. That was very surprised looking good. But yeah, let's talk about that, Jen, really. And I'm not going to ask about being a cool parent again, but is it hard?

First of all, do you have a full-time job or his music, your full-time gig? Oh, no, I work full-time. Jesus Almighty, do you really? Yes. And my family is a blended family, which complicates things even for. further so holy balls how do you truly how do you manage life that's got to be something are you are you a crack addict do you smoke crack no i don't i'm only joking with it oh yeah i just shaking her crane on that one you must be a devil with the ladies i've heard that one before um i like that he's like

you're able to manage a family and a career and a hobby. What are you a crack had? Crack heads do none of those things. A full-time job. What do you mean? You're just how crack works? Do you have any crack? Why are you so good at balancing all these things in your life?

I have a crippling addiction to crack. How else do you do that? Don't you? Yeah. What do you mean? I like that he also had a fucking throw it out there again. Bob, asked a surprise,

even though we already did this fucking interview. Because of her. Because of her. A third time. Never needed to be brought up once. A third time he has to bring it up again. I brought it comfortable. Bob's contribution.

Wow. Poor Bob. He's a zilch too. He's not interviewing her. He's just flirting with her. Like a child. Right. Being mean to her and like pulling her hair and trying to get it alike.

He's not doing an interview at all. I bet having all those kids probably makes it tough for your relationship. Probably mad at your boyfriend or husband, right? Must be pretty lonely. Holy balls. Holy balls. He's a wordsmith, this one. Can I live with you?

So you just heard him say, so what are you like, crackhead or something? And she's like, no, no, he's like, oh, hold on. I'm joking. And he explains like,

he'll get used to me. She's like, a little joke. Yeah, Sharon Osborne isn't anywhere to throw it to get mad, right? Jen's like, Jen's like, what the crap. Yeah, you'll get to know me, Jen.

This is, this is me. but so You get to know me I'm awkward and terrible interviewing I don't even know how to swear But so You can balance it all okay No

I'm failing miserably Scorce I'm on your show Right I'm wasting an hour of my time with this What do you think? Mom All right So

Now Scorch is obsessed with how expensive things are because he's a poor. So as soon as he finds out that she has a bunch of children, he's like, whoa, children cost money, right? So he brings up a question that I would deem inappropriate, but what do I know? I don't really give a shit either way. Just funny that this is, like, this woman's like on there

because she has a band or two and she sings and writes original music. And she lived in Nashville for 10 years. She's really tried to make it as a music star. And Scorre, she's just obsessed with like, wow, all those kids. Wow. Can we and this is I'm not going to get too deep with the family stuff, but I got to know this day and age, right? A family of six, how many of them live with you? We still have four. Jeez. How much is a grocery bill?

It's ridiculous. So it's four plus you and a hubby or you and a guy. Yeah. So six total in the house. Yeah. How much can it be? I mean, Let me guess. Bob, take a guess as well. Six people, six people per week. Let's go with $20. 470. Four-seventy.

That's low. Low, y'all. $6.75. Jen? Wait, a week or a month? A week. Yeah, no. No.

There ain't a way. There ain't a way. So apparently I budget really well, or maybe it's just, Keeper living here. Okay, good. That could play a role, too, because we spend about $300 a month. Okay. So what a weird game that was.

You know what I mean? Just like, do you go to the price right or Aldi or Publix? Yeah. I came here to talk about my band. I like the, he goes, what was scorches? He got $4.50? 470. Yeah.

And Bob goes, you're an idiot, scorch. 675. She goes, so it's 300 times. What are you talking about? A month. What the fuck's wrong with you guys? You could hear he kind of gave up on the question when he learned she had a husband or a guy living with her. He just kind of toss it off to Bob.

So it's two plus four plus is there another one in there? Okay, wow. Bob, take it from me. Let's play a record. Oh, they play a lot of her music on this. A lot. Squoch is broke. And so he can't wait to tell you his anecdote about.

grocery shopping here's a sad fact when to hear this guys i applied for because i'm retired now so i'm trying to get all the help i can get from all these different places not like a you know i'm doing okay but i'm trying to absolutely so i go to food bank once a month too i have tried to be teenagers that will eat me outside of alston home it there ain't no way i would do that too food stamps right what they call food share here in wisconsin they sent me back a letter say, congratulations, you got food share. I called my mom up. Hey, Ma, they gave it to me.

They gave me food chair. My mom's an old Jewish lady in Boston. Oh, honey, good for you. And I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you get too excited, Ma, where do you hear the amount they gave me per month? What do you suppose they gave me for a month? I don't know, man.

Why are we talking about you? I love that. It's like, I have a fun fact. So now you live a household with six people and go grocery shopping with a full-time job. I live by myself and I'm broke. And I'm on food stamps. I get handouts.

And I was bragging to my mom. And I'm on food stamps. And she was like, nice. Gimmie. And I was like, that's tight, scorch. Good for you. I'm proud of you. She was pleased.

She was pleased as pie with that. Yeah, but hold on, mom. Yeah, but what? All right. Anyone in the chat, guess. I see Eric Nagel is here. You want to guess how much money he's getting from the government assistance? And do you know the answer to this by chance? I do. Well, then we can't have any fun with it. Let's find out. Here is the answer to how much money Scorch is getting from the government.

And you rightly people are going to be really pissed when you hear this. It's like, it's truly like almost just keep it at that point. They gave me. That was what I was going to say. God, I would have, I would have went down and banged them for 75 bucks. They gave me $24.4 per month. So how do you get out of the house to play music? What did it that that was, too? He's like, if I've been talking about myself too long over here? Okay.

So anyway, you play music? He went back and edited to keep that in. He had to keep in the 24 bucks a month part. He could have taken any of that out, especially the part where he called his mom, but he chose not to do it. He left all that in. so I know you guys love my airport stories

I got fucking screwed out the way to Florida out of the way back this past week I spent two full days in airports and airplanes because of American and Delta they can go screw I thought you were quitting American I don't I can't fucking win

I can't fucking win oh my God American sent me a little survey afterwards I should have that fired up but anyway that's the point the point is when the Delta Sky Lounge What's you at their Sky Lounge?

You know what expensive it is? To be stuck in the airport for four hours watching the World Cup? A lot more than $24. Here's my line of the day. You call that a double? Okay. This is how poor Scorch is. This is a post.

Andrew sent this to me. Scorch put a post up on social media. It says, it sends me more every day. This is why I can't move home to be close to my mom. mother fucking ridiculous one bedroom no utilities three thousand dollars plus then they want the first last and security you have to make three times the rent in monthly income maybe the book will sell and i'll be able to get there now that's wild scorch is stuck in oaklair wisconsin because it was

last gig that he had he can't find any more work he's tried to find work doing anything no one will hire him so he's like i know what i'll do i'll write a book now i will buy that book. Of course. I will get the audio version, obviously. Who else would get that book? Are there Scorch fans out there that I'm not aware of? Hmm.

Is he a local author? Does he write about O'Clair, Wisconsin? He's in Wisconsin dreaming of Missouri. Pettled ever in Branson by Scorch. You guys got to go too good. Also, I'm just, I don't know where his mom lives. I know it's like in the greater Boston areas in Massachusetts somewhere.

But is that possible that he can't find a fucking apartment that costs less than $3,000 a month for a one-bedroom with no utilities? It's wild, right? Is this Cape Cod? Like where's he trying to move to? Do we know where in Wisconsin he is or where he's looking? Where is that? No, he wants to move to Michigan. Michigan, okay.

Doesn't care where. Not Michigan. I'm sorry. Why did I say Michigan? That's not it at all. Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Yeah, she lives in the...

He's from the Boston area. Okay. That's why his accent is so unique. It shows. You can tell he has a Jewish mother. All right. So let's get into the art of this woman, Gen X. Let's get her going on her backstory and how she got here.

I've been doing this my whole life. My mom likes to tell the story that when I was like two years old, I belted out Delta Don with a twang So she said in that moment that I was going to be a singer And Before you continue Let's go Delta Dawn

What's that flower you have on Can it be a painted rose From days gone One more verse This is going great Scorge is like This first date's going really fucking well Yeah

He's in the bathroom, applying some more cologne to his stupid fucking facial hair. Going, yeah, I'm made with this one. You got this. So you, obviously, she didn't want to sing that with him. He can't sing. He goes, come on, one more first.

This goes, swimmingly. And did I hear you say? I don't remember the lyrics. You're going to leave me here today. And take me to the mansion in the sky. Wow, you are.

singer good for you. And so you decided then, or you knew back then, that singing was something you were going to do. Okay. Why is she doing this? And what's Bob doing? I'm barely pulling anything out of this interview.

It's fucking wild. Bob's just moral support, I guess. He's load-bearing. Yeah. So anyway, I got a wingman with me. That's not weird, right? They sound great together, though. That was great.

That's a good blend. What a do? But just do it. All right. The resume begins. We find out all about this woman's amazing achievements in music and entertainment. I had my first radio appearance when I was like nine. I did a commercial for Branson, but I did dance for Jim Stafford.

And I danced for the Oak Ridge Boys for a couple seasons. Jim Stafford, Spiders and Snakes. Jim Stafford? He just played a show. here in O'Clair two summers ago and I missed it and I was bummed out because I would have loved just to see him do that song, spiders and snakes. Wow, that's wild. You're very impressive, Jen. Wow. I like that all of Scorch's anecdotes are, I would have done that but I'm too poor. Yes. Yeah, he was playing a concert, but they were selling tickets for money. So, yeah, that didn't go.

I tried to win tickets up the radio. You're the third caller. Okay, thanks. Here's the fourth car. Okay, thanks. Scorch, give it up. We know it's you. You can't discuss your voice.

All right. So Scorch, you know, he's into the music scene. Even when he started up that show that he did after he got fired from radio, the one with Megan. The grimmest lookalike. Megan. Even when he was doing that show, he was having local bands on,

and that was a big part of the show. He was trying to promote local bands. Kind of. He just said, this guy's fucking sock on a hot mic. That was the greatest thing Scorch was ever done. I know. But after that he started up another show.

He's just like, I'm going to promote bands. We're going to play music. That went away, whatever. So now he's promoting this woman and her band, Generations, if you forgot. And Scorch knows all about how the music scene works and how you become a big star in the music industry.

So, so did you, when you got into doing your own thing, were you in cover bands ever? Because this is something else I was talking about. I believe that bands have to start off playing some sort of cover music to segue them, or segue the fans into liking their original stuff. is that a pretty good assumption. Is he leading the witness? Yes.

Very much so. So he's explaining that obviously you had to play in a cover band first and then try to sneak an original by the audience when they weren't looking because there's no other way you become popular with your own music and write songs as people like

and want to go see. Is he telling a musician how music works? Yep. And what I love is that Jedd X explains that, no, actually, that's really stupid. But from the original standpoint, a lot of the bands that we've seen, not all of them will throw a cover in there. And I feel like if your music is good,

you don't necessarily need it to elevate the music, but it is a nice thing to throw in there for sure. And B-O-B from 95X, Gen X, from Generation Z and Cognition. That's who's joining us today. Totally necessary to reset right there. Do you think people are just tuning in? It's not a live. It wasn't a live show.

He just posted this. He told me, because he's a radio guy. He thinks he has to do that. He makes it sound like Bob just showed up. Right. Bob's just sitting there like, oh, that's right.

I'm on a show. I forgot. He's like drooling from sleeping. No. Correct me. I'm wrong. Adam. You know more about this than I do.

But I can remember, I think it was the band Train that used to go on the Howard Stern show pretty regularly. And Train got their start as a cover band. and then wrote originals and then got signed and became a touring act and I think that was notable

because there aren't a lot of bands to do that. You know what I mean? I think obviously Zeppelin did all covers and I would do that but they were doing all covers but that's right.

But most bands that become huge for their original music start playing their original music. Am I incorrect about that? Well, you got to make a choice locally. You can make money being a cover band.

They'll pay you more. But then you're stuck is that and no one's really gonna you can't trick people like he says. You kind of have to either completely re-event and start over. Why would you waste all that time? Just go for it if you have songs to sell.

Right. Scorch won't drop it. He's like, no, I got to be right about this. Do you agree? Maybe the venue has something to do with it. If it's the right venue that people will expect to see originals there, right? Does that make sense? Yeah.

Sure. The fuck. Fine. If that's what you need, yes. That's great. All right. So they play a song. And they play a lot of songs.

They play songs from both of her different bands. This is after a song by this band Cognition that she said. And listen to their assessment of her music. That one, I could definitely hear on radio stations across the country. As I'm sitting here listening to it, the baseline. It's got its own life. And then you know. A breakdown in the middle of it, that breakdown.

Yes. The vocals punched through everything about that song and everything about everything we've played so far. And what you've showed me, Jen, you're going to do, you're going to just blow this shit up. I think that ship has sailed right after you blow me. Right. I know people. I can't get a job. Did you notice that she sounded really pretty when she sang that country song with Scorch?

but then she sounds like a bad evanescence on all of the tracks. Yeah. Yeah, the band's not good. The melodies are awful. And that was the most generic praise I've ever heard. The bass side, the bass line was moving like a bass line would. And then there was that breakdown thing. That was neat. Vocals punched through.

Vocals punched through. Drums were drumming. He goes. Actually, everything's been amazing at every single thing you played for. It's like, okay, what are we doing? It's like they tell a random teenager, like, explain this fine art to us right now. Yeah, right. The colors really punch through.

It's bright. I can tell that's a sunset. Uh-huh. I don't exactly what he's going for there. Okay, so end of the show. Scorch finally gets back into one of his old radio bits. And this is fan fucking-tastic. It is called Scorch's Psychotic Six.

And you're going to want to play along with this, but don't let the pros handle it. Listen, I got one more thing I want to do with you guys if I can. I want to do this thing called Scorch's Psychotic. six. I used to do this at the radio stations, B-O-B. I don't know if you remember, but let's see. What do you guys think? Plan every day or

go with the flow. Jen, what do you got? Oh, I'm a planner. You're planning B-O-B? What you got? Go with the flow. Go with the flow. I'm a planner myself. A amusement park or water. Bullshit. He's got nobody in the bank.

He was forced to retire at the age of 60. He thought he would create an app that shouldn't you want to go to a dive bar. I've been going to my local dive bar and local rock and roll slash dive bar place and filming them for him for the last six months only to find out that he's moved on and he's a planner.

Right, he told us to submit these things for him. It's never enough. Did I mention 24 bucks? I also love this. Everything the Scorch does, like all of his bits, always go nowhere. You know, it's like, all right, what's your thing? All right, that's my thing too.

All right, next thing. Yeah. It's with a music bed. I mean, should there be a jumping off point for a discussion? Should there be some kind of a conversation around this? No, let's keep it moving. All right, let's keep it moving. What else we got?

Myself, amusement park or water park. Jen. Water park. Okay, Bob. Water park. Yeah, okay, see, I would prefer to go to an amusement park. Who gives me fun? I was going to say, what's a lot?

What's a lot of scources been doing an amusement piece? Does a sprinkler count is there? Also, a lot of music parks have water parks and then went around. It's so stupid. Camping. Also, I just realized he just missed an opportunity. She said water park. That means bathing suit.

That means getting all wet. Scores would be like, I actually know a water park. It's not far from my Brits in Missouri. You feel like treating? I think if you bring up enough Pepsi cans, you can get it, buy one, get one. That's right. Dating myself. Park.

Yeah, okay. See, I would prefer to go to an amusement park. Camping or glamping. Camping. Camping. Oh, glamping without a dog. You got tent in me. Oh, mosquitoes and crap.

I don't care. I like to be one with nature. Well, I smoke nature. That's my one with nature is my smoking session. He's a weed guy. Yeah. Let's not forget that. Remember the first time we,

covered Scorch on this show. John C. DeVorek from No Agenda was our guest, along with Croach. And I remember John Cey DeVar was just like, I bet the younger generation likes this guy. He talks about weed a lot. They don't. He's not cool at all. But Croach said, indeed.

God, I miss Croh. Croh actually grew up in Syracuse. So he used Scorch as the morning jockey. He was like, this fucking asses. He was every good band that came into town. I couldn't stand him. It was very funny. In the water, slowly.

Oh, do you jump right in? Jen? I got to go slowly. It's cold. Me too. I'm like, eh. Bob. Like the band The Urge said in their song years ago,

remember in the 90s? Jump right in. Jump right in. Two more. Mosquito bites. Okay. These get ridiculous now. But I don't think this even score.

Torch knows how tedious this is. All right, guys, just two more, all right? It's like you're getting stitches at the doctor's office. We're almost there. You're being good. I don't even think he answered that one. I don't think anyone cares. Jump right in.

Jump right in. Two more. Mosquito bites all summer long. Or a blistering sunburn for two weeks. Oh, mosquito bite all day long. Yeah, Bob. mosquito bites. I've had my dome burnt and... One causes cancer, the other one's mildly inconvenient.

What do you just get some cream on? The other one will kill you. Fourth degree burns on your head or an itch on the back of your foot. I don't know. That's insane. He's so stupid. What's he doing with this information? Well, the NSA is capturing. I can tell you that for sure. I took the sunburn for some reason.

I don't know why. That's a good question by Steve. Food stamps are general awards. Well, how much in food stamps and how many genital warts? We've not allowed people who know about my genital awards, but everyone's going to see me using food stamps. And Scorch just said, I took the sunburn. I don't know why.

What's the point? He doesn't have to have a sunburn now. This is not binding. Bob Yeah Mosquito bites I've had my dome burnt

And I took the sunburn For some reason I don't know why I took the sunburn I just flipped a coin On that one I don't know

Stage 4 My mom down with that Stage 4 cancer movie tickets Why did I take the cancer Why would I do that I don't care Money in the movies

That are out right now Finally, how about this one? Permanent chronic heartburn Or permanent chronic flatulence Oh my God It's like a nightmare FATAL FATAL

Bleeding from both eyes Or constant vomiting Go What a stupid question? Chronic heartburn or flagellants? Who could possibly want heartburned? It's retarded. Can I try them out?

Oh, definitely flatulence. Jen, I love you. So he gave a question that you could only answer. I'd rather fart. And then she's like, ha-ha, you're a sticker. Gotcha. Yeah, it's like, what's what I'm supposed to say? Not got a woman.

You want to get mauled by a mountain lion or poop a lion? Or fuck me. They always pick the lion. How old is this mountain lion? That was the way? Holy shit. B-O-B what you got? It's the same thing for me because at least you get to be funny.

Everybody loves a good fart. Everybody does. Never not funny. Hartburn is not fun. And Jen could be the only female I've had in my whole media career that's actually admitted that she doesn't mind a little bit of flatulence. So good for you, Jen. Yeah, absolutely.

It's Gen X from Generations. Jesus. Well, no, the, hold on the choices, scorch. Let me back this up. I don't want to be the only one. It likes farting. All right? The choices were heartburn every day.

like awful heartburn permanent chronic yes or a toot bit not what do you like right she came on to promote her band and now she's known as the queen of flatulence you see as I can call him and cognition hey Jen

this has been a lot of fun even fuck-ups were a lot of fun I'd love to have you come back on with us wow another callback he had to bring it up again an hour later. What a prick. Absolutely.

Thank you so much for having me. Thank you and we will be in touch with you very soon. B-O-B, we love you too, brother, and we will see you again soon. Did you hear all that ended? He goes, we'd love to have you back again soon. And she's polite. Oh, absolutely. That would be great.

We'll be in touch with you soon. Never mind. Lose my number. Oh, you heard me. Yeah, let's not do that. We'll be the point of that. Talk about farts. So you're going to get more, uh,

dreams going now that she's been on there. I doubt it. All right. I did mention that we have a... Grinch of the week. Grinch of a week. And this one goes in from Japanese fart enthusiast in our Discord. If you go to our Discord server, it's free to join.

And we have a podcast suggestion's channel that I check. And there's some really funny stuff in there. A lot of things I enjoyed checking out today. And I was preparing for the show. And this is a guy named Elijah Scaffer. and he hosts a show called Slightly Offensive. These guys have over 500,000 subs on YouTube. So I don't know if that's like legit.

I would assume that it is. Seems like they have a pretty big audience. And it seems like in this little segment, Elijah is wasted. Now, I don't know if that's true or not. I'm just speculating. Because it seems like the producer of the show is going, hey, we have a guest on who specializes in this thing,

conspiracies, whatever they're talking about. and you keep wanting to derail this. We have a show prepped. Let's go with the prepped show. And so, yeah, I think we should definitely take a trip out there. It'd be fun. Yeah, that would be a lot of fun. We're going to make some content.

So actually, tomorrow, that's Thursday. I have some stuff I have to actually do. But let's, this is Elijah. This is the guy I'm speculating. Might be a little buzzed. Make some JFK content tomorrow. Actually, no one's doing that. And we're here.

Let's use Dallas to our advantage. let's make a lot of JFK content. Like, it's kind of like, right? It's like, yeah, we will. Indians,

JFK. Here's a deal. It's like, like this. So, well, we have two more topics. You know,

I, no, I'm just saying, like long conspiracy topics. Yeah, I think we, are they saying that? One person.

You know, one person is. One person is trolling me and Georgie. I hate to like, that's what it is. Yeah. I hate to, you know,

we have the, the Aurora, Texas space track, space crash, and the giant Nephilim skulls. I want to talk about. People that follow me, I like to hear what I'm saying. And that's kind of crazy to understand that. And they like to hear, Georgie. But, Elisha, we have a guest on the show today. So that's Georgia, right, the producer, who's going on up.

We have this pre-interview. We want to ask you about these things. We have some videos we want to show and go through. and Elijah's going, hold on a second. I'm about to come out with some of my hot takes that everybody tuned into the show needs to hear. But Elijah, Elijah, we have a guest on the show today. I'm just happy to be here.

And we could do this any other day. Any other show, we can do this. It's like, imagine you mad at Nick Fuentes for sharing his own thoughts on something. It's like, you're on my show and you're... Imagine Nick Fuentes invites like the conspiracy guy on his show and then talks about, like, random bullshit the whole time.

Blacks and peptides and, yo, Nikki's really small. Yo, I worked out with Nikki and his ass is tiny. 20-minute rant. Yeah, dude. We have to mess with you, brother. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I didn't. I didn't mention that. You said his asses are really small. Brother, I meant like, we're talking about working out. Oh, my God. Dude, we're talking about lifting. I'm saying, like,

you were saying I was small. Let's go on to some. conspiracy topics. There's two more. There's two more we want to talk about. I'm very interested. No, I'm not holding up. I'm literally not going to hold up. Okay. So both guys are like, listen, we got a show prepped. We're going to go do it.

All right. We heard you out. Cool. Yeah, yeah. Great content. Whatever. Stop acting like a drunk chick. So this is where he puts his foot down right here. Uh-oh. We have Aurora, Texas Space Crash. We have a video in there. If you can pull it up, Elijah. If you don't mind, pal.

Pull up the video. he's in control he has the video Elijah's in control I'm in control if you call me pal one more time you don't like it

I will slit your throat and fuck the hole in your throat in Minecraft no no god so he's not a girl it's only problematic he's a girl

only problematic well go ahead what's your uh let's hear it pal don't do that I'm cool Yeah, don't do that shit on air, period.

Do we want to get on with the show? Yeah, let's go. What are what are we doing here? He's like, you're like, ooh. Yeah, dude, we have two more topics, Elijah. Yeah. Let's talk about the topics. Okay.

I'm asking you to pull up the video. I'm authentic. I'm myself. We have a video that we have to pull out. No, it's just like, don't do that shit on my show. I'm saying, can you pull. No, don't do that shit on my show. Okay, so no video.

We're not going to pull it up. But. Okay. I agree Like You know It's like JFK is like kind of like

Actually a big topic And we never got answers And I think JFK Who does he have a conversation with? They're like, alright, Let's move out

We got this stuff I agree The JFK thing is bullshit right Guys I like getting fucked up I do not get this fucked up No This is wild The other guy was like laughing at him

Like You're laughing at me Like yeah You're being ridiculous This is my show. Right. Even with the documents. Well, yeah, I think, I think JFK became a international problem because, like, it's like you can kill the president of the U.S.

Okay. Doesn't matter. Without texting Georgian. Oh. Hey, bro, can you pull up the video for the next thing? You see that the other two guys are now messing together. Like, how do we get the guy out of this fucking spiral? How do we just keep the show going?

That's very funny. Anyway, he never does pull up the video. He's not good at that, it turns out. But thank you very much for sending that one in, Japanese fart enthusiast. One of the cringes of the week I've seen in quite a while. I know. So let's get a little pallet cleanser. A phenomenal song just came in from Mr. Magenta yesterday.

Yo, listen up. Here's a story about a clubfoot guy that lives in a pool world. And all day and all night and everything. he eats is just poo and cocks inside and outside poo his mouth and some jizz in his butthole and a poo sandwich

and everything is gay for him and his show it's mediocre and gay he won't admit nobody still listens still listens it's poo from the butt of a guy off the meat and it's

poo from the butt of a guy why so shy than he loves My, my carl loves to eat poo from a guy. My, my carl loves to eat poo from a guy. Eats poo from the butt of a guy. Just can't lie that he loves to eat poo from a guy. Empath eats the poo till he dies.

By the way, you're going to say, Carl's gay and fucks guys. By the way, I eat shit. And my show has gone way downhill. It's unwatchable. Mr. Magenta, you are on my shitless, my friend. very well played. I didn't realize I only eat guys poop. Yeah.

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It's time to mock, Zoomok. The great Cardiff Electric. What's up, Cardiff? Hello, Carl. You don't remember. of that time I tried to serve you lady poop and you spit it out. I don't like poop. I told you that, Card.

I'm like, no, I'm from a hot chick. I'm like, that doesn't matter. Well, I just assumed it was just lady pooping. I understand what you assumed. So. Christian Blatt. What? That's what Chad was calling you today.

Sorry. Oh, is that true? Yeah. Oh, producer Chris, right. You're calling him Christian. Low blow. Christian Blatt. I'm sorry.

Well, hello, Chris. Not since Andy was called Trucker Randy. Someone had been so offended by a name that's been thrown out there. So Chad Zumach is having quite the week or weeks, I would say. Of course. Why is you finally catching on to this guy, Carl? I know, right? You've been telling me for years.

Check out this Chad guy. I'm like, ah, whatever. We'll get to it. We get to it. Z fever. So I'm going on Chad show tomorrow. And Bob Levy is going to be on as well. he's apparently on there.

Moderating. Moderating it. He's moderating. Because I got the email from Chad saying, hey, I'm going to have Bob Levy on the show too. I was just like, well, we're just doing a guest show now? I thought it was you and me talking. But then I saw Bob talking to Pat Dixon about it on their show. And Bob explained, like, he's on there to be a neutral party to moderate the conversation, which I was like, great.

And actually I'm thankful for that. Because, you know, Chad, we're getting those loops and just yell, you're a loser and you're manipulating your audience and you're a grifter. Oh, you think. Bob is going to stop him from me. Good point. So obviously we have to go fund me that Chad put up to record his special, hit the goal. He's raised the goal now to $10,000.

Hasn't hit that yet, but I'm sure he's got way more fans out there, just haven't gotten around to giving him money yet. And the thing that I was really annoyed about in the last episode we did at WTP was the fact that he struck Patrick Melton's channel for a copyright strike. and so this has been reversed. I'm happy to say, Chad, put out a tweet that says The Copyright Strike I submitted against Patrick Melton was made in good faith and was entirely legitimate as evidence by YouTube's prompt rejection of Mr. Melton's appeal. Furthermore, Mr. Melton's claims that he's being harassed are unfounded. I believe the evidence would demonstrate the opposite.

The Mr. Melton has been the harasser, not the victim. For the record, only one of us is currently. subject to an active harassment restraining order. That person is not made. Active being the keyword. Good, very good point. Yeah. But also, and I know that Chad isn't writing this.

Some AI software is writing this, or he's got something going on. It's probably Uncle Bob. Brian Landon. Brian Landon could be doing it. So he actually admitted it was Brian Landon. Okay. So Brian Landon's right in this forum.

Brian Landon is probably using some AI bot to do it. It's just not. M. Dash is right in there. It's just not how Chad talks. It's not how we write. It's just, it's so foreign. He's been doing this a while lately. But this idea that he thinks he'd put it out there,

like, by the way, do you guys know that Patrick Melton has a restraining order out against him right now that's active? You're like, yeah, we all know Aaron Imho's the biggest pussy he doesn't like getting me fun of and took out a restraining order to try to get Melton to stop making fun of him. It's the biggest bullshit thing ever. Dude, lives in St. Cloud, Minnesota. He's worried about Patrick and Las Vegas, Nevada.

Chad, what's your point on that? Like, everyone who knows this knows that's a bullshit thing to throw out there as, like, evidence that you're the good guys. Yeah, but can he walk, Carl? But he can't walk. His back is fucked. Nevertheless, due to Mr. Rillan's threats of litigation, which I believe are intended to further undermine my financial stability, I have no choice but to reluctantly withdraw the copyright strike. This is, like, the worst way you could do this. So he's withdrawing the copyright strike and going, yeah, but just because that big meanie over there is forcing me to do.

forcing my hand. How can he force your hand? Oh, because I'm a loser who has no money. Got it. Okay. And I'm clearly wrong. Well, right. Right, because if he was correct about this, he'd be able to fight it. But I don't know.

Listen, I'm not a fan of litigation. I'm not a fan of getting lawyers involved in any of this shit, which is why I don't strike channels. So I've never struck a channel and wouldn't do such a thing. This outcome is not justice. Rather, it reflects the practical reality of my circumstances, but more importantly, my time. I am not in a position to endure the financial burden of continued legal threats,

and Mr. Milton is aware of that. I am also not willing to waste resources doing so with continued harassment towards me. As a result, I have no meaningful ability to negotiate and must comply, despite what I believe are bad faith accusations and legal threats. Does he know all those words? No. What the fuck is this? He didn't get past furthermore.

Who's he trying to win over with a tweet like? I can't believe it's still up on his Twitter. I went there today to look for it. It's like, holy shit, he hasn't taken this down yet. It's embarrassing. Well, he needs an explanation. And I think he feels that there's enough words in there that he doesn't understand that most of his people won't understand either.

So it'll be, oh, legal mumbo jump. Got it. Right. To be clear, withdrawing the strike does not condone Mr. Melton's continued violations of YouTube's terms of service. I am making this decision solely because of the pressure created by Suttering John. I mean, Patrick Mountain's threatened legal action. Ooh, good stuff.

Sincerely, Chad Zemak. What's really... He took credit for that line. Okay. What's really annoying... That's great. What's really annoying about this? One of the things I want to talk to when I'm on the show tomorrow is this idea that

he doesn't know it was transformative. I watched him watch it. I watched him turn on Patrick's show while he was being sniped and watch Patrick pause it and mute Chad and then start communicating with Chad directly because he knew that he was watching. Like this was not just a snipe stream like Patrick Martin has done this before with NLO or not NLO with Stilto quite a bit where he'll just like snipe Stilto's video and just let it run. It has done in a long time and just let it run simultaneously and get people in his chat making

fun of Stilto watching Stilto show. This is not what he was doing at all. with Chad. And Chad knows that. So he's like, I know. I want to know how failed comedian Kevin Brennan feels about Chad saying that he can't keep up the fight against Patrick Belton because he doesn't have any money and Patrick has too many resources. Good point. Chad Zumach underneath the threat of this says my number one priority is the special. I don't have time for hunchback with nothing but time to generate content in courtrooms. It's pretty simple. What's weak, is him taking this to a lawyer.

If you can't see that, you're as dumb as him. Chad, you started the legal mumbo-jumbo-jumbo nonsense with the strike. And Jedd just like, oh, now we're trying to get the law involved. Copyright act. You started this, idiots? What are you talking about? He got me with our legal mumbo-jumbo. What an asshole?

He doesn't even know what any of that means. How can he be responsible? Just so you know, too, he's arguing with one of his biggest minions, Mintigotty. Mind dignity, yeah, Mindigity. It's because Mindigee's just like,

oh, why would you get rid of the copyright strike? Because copyright strikes are gay, Mandigety. I don't know if you knew about that. So, some,

Mindigity says, yeah, came into all the pressure of the devilverse in cells. That works not. He finally had some leverage in this fight and he gave it right back, bending the knee.

And Chad says, go back at the watch my last podcast. Go back at the watch my last podcast. I guess Brian didn't write this one. I had an attorney that was going to represent me free of charge and countersuit. Holy shit, it's stuttering John all over again. Attorneys just love representing people free of charge over copyright claims and counter suing. Again, he's already a counter-suit, the counter-suing stage.

There hasn't been a suit. There's been a request to remove a strike from a lawyer. Right. Not have a lawsuit. There's nothing to counter- There's nothing to counter-sue, correct. It was all on the table. I chose that to deal with him because he has nothing.

and my number one priority is filming my special. I'm not concerned what Mind Diggity thinks or feels. You don't have to go after a Mind Diggity here. But first of all, Patrick Milton has nothing. Well, then sue his wife. She's at that house. Take that. It's pretty nice.

I've been there. Also, this idea that he's so focused on the special. This special is fucking hilarious. And you called it card. I've been following your content on this quite a bit. You're so happy he hit the goal because now he has to figure out how to film a special. and he lied and I think I admitted to this and you know better than I do, Cardiff.

He came out and said I did all the accounting on the back end. I know I did $8,300. I talked to the people who are going to help me make this come true. And so I even negotiated, got good prices on things. And he broke it down on his Go fund me, all the different things that money's going to. And now he's like, ah, this is not going to do it. I don't think I have enough money.

I need a venue. I need people to shoot it. I need all this stuff. But again, it was my fault, Carl. See, because I drove away all the cost savings, I guess. His producer that he was going to do the show. His producer, because I watched his YouTube videos. I drove him away.

So let's talk about that real quick, because this is wild. Cardiff, you know, Chad announces, what's the guy's name, Danny, something? I can't, we can't say, Carl. Okay. We can't, we can't dog whistle. Come on. Isn't he a comedian who puts his shit out there as a public figure? The YouTube channel being public is irrelevant, Carl.

Okay. Dan Baxson. Thank you. So, Chad mentioned that this guy was going to help him produce the special. So you went and checked out some of his content. And now, Chad's claiming that Dan backed down because he's getting harassed by all the car defenders out there. Yes. They're all going after. And you've put it out there.

And I don't know, I haven't seen an update since last night. You put it out there. He said, if you can find any shred of evidence. Credible. Any credible evidence. Yeah, that's probably better than a shredder. And prior to me making the statement, I want to clarify this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Timelines important on this, too. If there's any credible evidence that someone was harassing this guy because you were teasing his YouTube videos, then you will cease being the potato. Cardiff will go away. Wait, hold on. I'm getting a message. Oh, bye. All right.

Well, there it is. The credible evidence came in. Chad wins again. This fucking guy can't stop winning. I'm pretty sure Cardiff was calling venues and. threatening violence against women if Chad purported. I do that generally, though. Adam, you've been in TV production for a very long time,

and I think you've broken down what it would cost to film this special. I have some options. I was fascinated by listening to him, reach out to Rocco, and I was fascinated by Rocco not knowing whether to take the gig or not and genuinely wanting to, but also not. I just want to know if people think 8,300 or 10,000 or 15,000 is enough to do this or not. Because I feel like people hear these numbers and they go, that must be far too little. But there's also people that are like, can't you do it for like nothing and have it look good?

Like couldn't you just shoot it? And I think they're right. I think you can just shoot it. I think if you, the goal is to just produce something that looks like you could to submit it to, Netflix, like he says, or just look professional. You can do that for a cheap price if that's what he wants to do. Well, I'll give Chad credit on this, because he's done some recordings in the past. I won't call them specials.

He's done recordings in the past. Audio is very important for a comedy show. Yeah. And you better get that miced up correctly with the right equipment. If you want to be able to capture the right mix of audience reaction and the comedian delivering the lines. So there's a video component Yep There's the audio component

I would say the audio component's most important Because even if you end up with no video You still have an album if the audio is okay Correct And so Chad's like I gotta find somebody who knows how to record audio You haven't done that yet I thought that was your whole thing

Is he had this all lined up As soon as you got the $8,300 bucks You're ready to go Well his update on July 1st Was ironclad I have two venues Rined up Right today on his show he's look he's going this week to see two or three venues like they were locked down a week ago

right now all of a sudden he's still kind of figuring it out and and maybe he'll go so now there's one out of state that's reached out to him wants to host the special it's it's amazing how busy he is you know we saw in those tweets we just going I got to focus all my time and energy I can't worry about this cease and desist thing and copyright strikes it's like what are you talking about it make a phone call he's doing this thing now Carl too I've noticed he's done it three times now where he's taking a call on the air he's making a call

because he's got oh I got to go it's almost four o'clock I have a big meeting book and he's leaving the camera on and he's muting himself and he's leaning back in his chair phone to his ear business yes some business I agree sell sell

bye he's just he's just acting like somebody who's producing something It's fantastic. Does he have a cigar? Give him time. Give him time. Can I break this down for you? Can I crush these numbers? Yes.

Oh, sorry. No, no. If we had $15,000 to make this thing, you tell me if this sounds crazy. Camera operators, right? You don't need pro camera people. You need iPhones and you need kids, someone that knows how to work an iPhone

and knows how to send data. somewhere to get it there successfully. That's what you need. You need three, like, young people, even teenagers, if you trust them, if you paid them $600 each, three people for one night to stand there with a tripod and a camera,

the iPhone, and just shoot, that's your cameras. For sound, you need like $3,600. Pay a guy, $3,600. Put some attachments to the iPhones for sound, you get the audience. Get the soundboard coming from the sound board and get a mic or two on stage below him and mix that all together.

Now, those kids on the cameras need to be able to send that to him successfully. Mix all that. Now you have your sound. The editor is making this entire thing. You're handing all of this footage to this editor. So $4,500, I'd love to give them $5,000. Do you think someone, if they weren't busy would take $5,000 to edit a comedy special? Yes.

I think they would. For sure. They weren't busy. But also, you know, the. editing is so key because you got to shoot at least two different versions of this. You got to do the show twice so that you make sure that every joke you want to hit hits correctly, deliver it properly. You know, there can be anything that happens in the audience. Someone yells out.

The audience. So that's two different audiences? So now we need two audiences in the place because they're not going to laugh the second time at these jokes. Chad's not going to like that. I know. Well, all of that I'm putting on Chad. Chad is responsible for putting on his show and renting his venue, whatever. he has to do. It's not coming out of this budget.

The show is him. He's got a right material. We're just there to capture it professionally. You give an editor, a director, two grand for putting the whole thing together. I'm going to pause it real quick and let's get back to what you're saying. Now, I agree with you.

This is his big project. He should have connections. He's been in comedy 23 years. He should be able to fill the room and rent a room. But in the fundraiser, it does say venue rental is included. It's going. It's not a part of it. I'm just telling you.

Marketing promotion, fuck you. You got a Instagram, good for you. Distribution, it's on you. You got to do that. That's not coming from this. This is the money to make your thing and deliver it to you. Good luck with it. Okay.

It's doing all Instagram and Facebook ads. That's where he's dumping all the money is Facebook ads. Does the Facebook ads promote the special stuff that's been made or promote the show so people show up and watch it be filmed? Well, Carl, you sound stupid. I do. Because often the, the, The audience is going to be by invite only. Huh?

What? How many friends does Chad have? It's going to be invite only. He is going to control every single person that comes in that building. So that you and me and Melton and Tuki can't go. So he's now reduced his audience by half. Right. No, I'm sorry.

So we got no. We have the camera operators. We got the video. We got the audio. We need to capture. for a director, which Rocco should be taking $2,000 of Chad's money for himself to just put this thing together. I don't think it's that hard. You need $800 for color correction because you're using iPhones.

So the color correction will make it all look the same. Have $2,000 left over for any artwork, meaning like graphics for the show that somebody needs to make, maybe a set piece or something you want to hang behind it. Two grand for that. Now, mix with those numbers go up and down based on how much you have and how much you want to give to people. and you can deliver something. It can be good. It's just up to Chad to make the material happen.

It's definitely possible. I don't know what they're doing. Chad, you can have this whole thing, break it down. Good luck. Find some kids. It's funny too because I brought this up to Vinnie Paulino recently on the creep off. And I said, you guys at the comedy

at the Carole Center completely set up for this. They have recorded people's specials there before. The cameras are all there, the audio equipment. Vinny knows how to run everything. He knows the editing side of things. Not to say that he's, you know, people are getting Vinny's time for that, but they can get all the raw material that they need to get to the editor to get this done. And Vinny goes, yeah, but Carl, well, Carol, jazz out of loudness club.

It's like, oh, that's right. I forgot about that. That's not a debilcone, Carl. Were you not at DabbleCon, Carl? I was one of interviewing Mark about this. Totally forgot about the fact that Chad fucking lied, put himself on a show and got himself over to Brother Weez's show the next morning to promote that he was the comedian. when it was actually Nikki Glazer.

Cardiff's right. You do sound stupid. Yes, I know. I'm like, let's throw it off around the chin. He comes to Rochester and do this. No, he's not allowed.

All right. And not even there. I'm sure there's 50 clubs in the states that are set up similarly. Yes. To the Carlson. Right. And all 50 of those also have a no-chad policy. I'm confident.

Because literally we live streamed dableCon at DabbleCon too using the club's equipment. Yeah. The cameras are all there, and Vinny was back there, working the board and switching the cameras and doing everything. Like, a lot of this can be done on the fly if you have the right equipment and person managing this thing. And there's even a guy in Vegas, I think, that has a whole bunch of cameras and experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think he's going to. So, Chad has raised 8570 of the 10,000 he's asking for, but Adam's pretty sure that's not going to do it.

That's not enough money. I mean, you see those prizes. You can lower it as much as you can based on who you can get. So additional $300 for media storage. People like to have separate hard drives for that. That's it. If you can squeeze it down, get people locally that are looking for work. If you know people, maybe you can make it smaller.

I think the editor deserves $5,000 for making that thing. But I was listening to Eric Skagel. I was listening to Rocco. I was listening to Katie. I'll talk about how this can never be done. Earl Skagel. What did I say? Eric Skagel or something like that.

It was his brother. Okay. But Earl was talking about how he shot one that was in his living room. He tried to shoot one in his house. for 30,000 in his living room and couldn't do it. I think it's possible. I don't think you need. You know, technology has changed a lot.

There's a lot as possible. I don't even have any lights in there because if it's an iPhone and there's stage lights and we're just allowed to fuck with them, that's all you need. Just get it right. Chad could go the Stocho DC route and go to Craigslist. Right. The day of. At the last second.

That worked out so well. I'm sideways. It's side splitters. The funniest part about this is that Chad is acting like the comedy itself is not the problem at all. Right. Which I would argue is the most important element in all of this. It can be a good comedy special, a great set. This is going to be very important.

And it started with he's going to write a whole new set for that show he's going to do in Colorado that got canceled because he screamed the N-word at Gino so many times and someone called him out on it. How could he have predicted that? Right. I know. That's not Chant's fun, obviously. Gio deserved it because she knows used that word before, so it's all good. But now Chad is saying that he's going to reuse old material.

He's got a couple new jokes, but he's going to reuse old material, just put together a comedy special. It's not for people in the Davalverse who know his material. It's for those people who aren't familiar with Kmart ready. And he's been working this out over the last few months. He says that open mics, Carl. That's spots here and there. He's not done.

half an hour anywhere in a while. He's not done an hour anywhere in a while. He's done little bits here and there. I've watched specials and behind the scenes and specials when these comedians are working these acts out and they're putting the act. They're putting an hour together and they're touring it and they're working it and they're fine-tuning it. Chad's done none of this.

Right. Does he plan to do any of this? He thinks he's got it in the bag. When you guys called him on your show, he literally referred to it as a hell Mary. It's like, hold on a second. You've been a community for 23 years. You think you deserve money to record a special. And that special is a hell Mary?

I don't understand what we're doing that. If this is just like, oh, maybe there's a 1% chance that something happens with this. And to your point, card, of what should be happening is that Chad should be touring, fine-tuning this material, getting a really solid hour or 50 minutes, whatever it is. Moving above opener status? Right. And then you record it and you put it out there. And then guess what?

you don't do that material anymore. Because now people see that and they go, oh, this guy's funny, I'm going to go see them when he comes to town, and they don't want to hear those jokes. They already did. That's how every other headlining comedian does it. So our buddy...

I don't know what he thinks is... I don't understand what he thinks is going to happen when he puts this on his youth. He doesn't understand. He just said, I'll raise a bunch of money. And I was like, fuck, I raise a bunch of money. But that's the problem with GoFundMe's and Kickstarter is that everyone sees through it.

You make an album because you have these songs you really want to record. You make stand-up because you've got this new material that if you record it on a rotary phone, it'd be so good. People would just need to hear it, films, all those things. We know how that works. You don't just, like, pick a random number and then fill in the blanks to hail-marry this thing. All right, so Pat Dixon did a breakdown of Chad releasing the copyright strike. And so he's become an enemy of Chad.

I just thought this was an interesting tweet. Pat Dixon is human garbage. There are no redeeming qualities about him and offers nothing to anyone. He's just a miserable 60-year-old wasting away, broken Tennessee, passing judgment on others when the judgment should be directed at him. At least Redbar had the common decency to go away. Just go away. This insults that people who don't like him are all the same.

They're all just like, oh, he's a loser. He shouldn't be doing this. Nobody cares. Like, Pat's doing very well. He's building up a very solid, loyal audience. Him and Bob are killing it on their show. Pat's doing shows with Haley, pretty antisocial. He gets around on our channels and programs quite a bit.

And Pat's very funny. And he's very funny. He's a very funny stand-up. He's great. He did the creep-off roast that we hosted. Was that the one that Cardiff creeped everyone out at? Yes. That's the one.

Wait. Felicia Gillespie creeped me out more than I creeped anyone. Fair enough. So it's just crazy to me that, like, Chad would call anyone else human guard. garbage when you look at his rap sheet and what he's done to other people in his life. He's like, this Pat Dixon guy's a real problem. No, Pat Dixon is just entertaining. People are enjoying it just because he's making fun of you.

It doesn't change that. And he punched Gino in the mouth. Right. He should be applauding. They should be on the same team with us. So, Chad on his show this week had some drama happen. And I don't know if people are covering this a lot. But apparently one of his moderators banned everyone.

I don't know. It's so funny. It's like, what are you doing? So he's just catching no breaks. And he goes out on the show the next day to talk about this controversy that he's having. Again, just following the Stuttering John playbook. Yeah. Like he's just four years behind.

It's amazing. I just want to more or less just say, somebody, I don't know who, I don't care, went rogue. a moderator of mine and blocked everybody. I'm talking everyone, even like fans of the show, friends of the show. And it was alarming how many people this person blocked. Over 100 easily. And just people that I'm cool with and people that donate to the show.

So, I mean, we get it. It wasn't, uh, they were blocking them. because they're being assholes and spamming the chat. They just have to fuck with you and block every single person. Even people are giving you $2 at a time. And this is an interesting thing that happened to him. And Chad can't make it interesting. I would think like, oh, wow, this crazy thing happened.

There's a moderator and went rogue. What's Chad going to do about it? How is he going to come back from this? So I was excited to watch this video from a dirty jersey rat. And look how boring Chad is making this. Like even something that's interesting that happened to him, he just can't make it interesting. I don't know who it is.

I know there's a lot of finger pointing going on with the moderators. I don't care. But it's not cool. It's just not. All right, man. You're the victim. Cool. Good for you.

He never cares. No, he doesn't care. You know, when I give out those wrenches, it's just because, you know, you guys are big supporters and you guys are fans of the show. I think you can work for free for me. You guys gave me money. Why don't you also volunteer time on top of that? And make my special.

And, you know, I trust you. We have communication off air. We have a moderator chat on Twitter. And see, I'm in the page chat right now. And this just came up. Roy Cohn, I got blog, get rid of your mods. Now, listen. And,

Roy's, you know, he's fine. I don't care about Roy. Roy's fine. He's pretty funny sometimes. It's very pretty. I didn't know that.

I was not aware that you, I know everyone got blocked, over 100 people. So what I did do, Roy, I went through, and I said in the moderator chat, listen,

I don't know who's doing what, and I don't care. And everyone's like pointing fingers. Like he said, she said, I don't give a shit. I really, wow,

what a surprise. Chad can't trust anyone. It's amazing how people tracked like people. He sounds like a politician who was asked about an issue he doesn't know and he doesn't want to say anything wrong. So he's just kind of hanging in the middle and not saying much. Like he doesn't want to piss off the mods, but he also knows he needs to scold him. He doesn't know how to handle this or how to do. They don't.

But I had to do something because this is a business at the end of the day. It's like part of my revenue stream. So I had to remove all the moderators. What's the other part? Yeah, what's the other part? You're right. Go fund me. Go fund me.

Rumble rants. Gone. Except for Bill from Jersey. It's my guy. So we had 10 moderators? Why does he have 10 moderators? Because he can't trust anyone. That's wild.

Isn't that wild? It seems like too many wrenches he's been handing out. I think so. It's almost a guarantee to have 10 people watching at least. Well, yeah, good point. I'm important. Bill from Jersey, everyone likes him anyway. He's fair.

He doesn't care. He's fine. I had like 10 moderators and somebody went rogue and went to town. I'd like to blame it on a YouTube glitch. Stream Yards fault. I like to blame on a YouTube glitch. All right. So it's just, it's boring.

He repeats himself over and over again. He does not know how to make an interesting podcast. He's not charismatic or interesting. So then he starts talking about the go fund meme. And this leads into, Chad does something he doesn't even realize he did, where he's trying to call out other shows for the way they run their shows.

And then he falls in the exact same trap only worse. Why'd you up your GoFund generally asking? I've talked about it on the last show at length. Go get a membership, go watch it back, go watch a Clipper. I'm not repeating myself. So this is great. This is when you know he knows he's in the wrong.

Chad, how come you up to your, you say you would never up it, you beat the 8,300, now it's 10,000. Why'd you do that? I already explained that. Again,

like a politician. I've talked about this ad nauseum. If you want to know about it, give me more money and watch an old episode that I recorded. On the same day, he said he's not going to raise

at another 2,000. He raised at 1,700. Yep. In the same 24-hour period. What is his explanation for that, Cardiff? Do you know? Do you?

I don't. Okay, good. GoFundMe offered him a suggestion to move the slider. And he said, sure, why not? That was his explanation. Popped up, Go fund me said, hey, why don't you ask for more money? And I said, sure, why not? No wonder he thinks you're a master manipulator.

If it's that easy to kind of changes by something he was like so steadfast about. Yeah. there was a shiny button. You don't understand. It was bright red. I had a click on it. I didn't know what was going to do. I don't know GoFund me.

I'm not a computer programmer. Big Lenny Weird Energy. Did you ever bang Melissa Mac? Holy Cleveland, Ohio. So what he said before this, I kind of scrubbed through, is he goes, no, I don't pay attention to the free chat.

I think the free chat is boring. That's why the moderators are there. and I'm not going to read free chat. It's what Aaron Imholt does. And then now it's just like, he reads the free chat. It doesn't add anything. It's a waste of time. So now there's no moderators.

He's reading the free chat and watch what happens. Wow. I did go on a date with her. I did not, nothing happened. She was a very, very attractive lady. Let's just say that. I'm friends with her on Facebook. I think she said, oh no.

said the N-sell. She's back in news, if I'm not mistaken. But yeah, she's not a bad-looking lady, huh? We did go out once. Nothing happened. You said that. That's why I should go in a free chat. I would never have seen that.

Right. And it's really helping the show right now, Chad. Never have seen that. People do this on purpose with him. They get some Cleveland reference that they know can get him, just get his attention and get them all, Oh, Lawson's chipped it. But it's so funny that after he's just like, why would you read the free chat?

It's so boring. Who cares? And then he sees like a chick that he wanted to fuck from 15 years ago. He's like, oh, let's talk about that. That's a good idea. Holly Wagner. Hallie Ragg. Let me see what that.

I think I know who this is. She Cleveland? No, I don't think. No. Oh. Oh, my God. How do you know, Holly? Yeah, I'm friends with Hallie.

Well, I haven't talked to her in a long time. We're friends. We follow each other. Should we go? That's right. Exactly. It's like, oh, you're having a conversation with this guy. All right.

Well, we'll get out of here then. Maybe she can help me with my special. Name. I think her last name is good. Yeah, she was fucking a smoke show. We did some sketches with Jim Florentine. Jesus Christ, the name dropping starts. Like the waiter sketches, you could probably look them up online.

Nope. And, yeah, she was a smoke show for sure. How do you know these ladies? That's fucking crazy. You just said you can look it up online. And you're following them on Facebook. Right. Because you've read on Facebook.

So I guess it wouldn't be that crazy. People would know about that. So I'm going on Chad's show tomorrow. And I think I'm going to spend an hour with them. We'll see. I got to do Devilverse Live at 4. We're going on Chad Show 2. But this is a debate?

Yeah. You're debating the merits of his GoFundMe or? We're having a discussion. All right. I have a few issues with Chad. He says, he talks a lot of shit about me and I think he's a bit of a hypocrite. So I want to point out some of his hypocrisies. So he, you sent me a message that you were going on Chad's show.

I did. And literally at the exact same time, Chad was on his show saying he would never have you on his show. Literally at the exact same time while you were talking. telling me this. It's amazing. So, and he called a story. He would never come on my show. Chad, can I come on your show? Uh, yeah, could I have Bob here? Sure.

How did it happen? Did you reach out to him? Because he told the story today. I want to see if I was crazy. Okay, yeah, I didn't hear his story today. I'll say exactly how it happened. So Chad was watching my show and was pointing out that Patrick Melton has a criminal record that I should know about because I was saying, the reason why I was

all started is because I was just like, Chad said somebody, ridiculous like if you like Patrick Melton you should like me too. I don't know well that's not how this works at all. You idiot, you're a criminal and a bad person and Patrick's a funny guy. And he goes, he sent me an email was like, Patrick had a felony cocaine charge

and used to go fund me for blah blah blah blah blah. And so I wrote him back and I go, you're right, Chad. I don't like Patrick anymore. You win. Do you want to come on WGP and talk about this or I'll go on your show, whatever you want to do? And he says, well, I think you should come on my show so it's not

pile on. She's don't gang up on me. It's great. Let's do that. I'm in. What did you say? For the first time ever, ladies and gentlemen, Chad wasn't lying. That's pretty much the story he told. All right. We're almost word for word. Very good. All right. That's good. And that's where I'm not going on there with Christian Blatt. Jenny jingles, are they going to pile on me? Oh, Bush. Christian Blatch is the guy I bring in when I really want to run someone over, you know? I'm like, you get in there and just work him over work the body christian phill and bust the shit out of him damn hands off of him so that'll be fun we'll see what what comes of that try and snipe you i hope he's struck this is fucker i'll do it on rumble i think it'll be fun can you bring

ava if he brings bob everybody had someone in the corner yeah uh ron bedington of course of course you remember him from ron and fess the ron of the ron show before that he does a show Sirius with his daughter now, and he's starting a show called The Portcast with Ron Bennington. Cranberry Electric made me aware of this. And this is unique. I don't think there's anyone else,

any other broadcaster or interviewer who's doing a show quite like this. I'm not going to get a motion. It's really beautiful. What? Doing this? Laughing here? So it says,

the only podcast where the host is being treated for stage four colon cancer. Welcome to the first podcast that anyone has ever done while getting chemo and talking to their daughter who they also do a radio show with. I'm very honored to be the first guest of your podcast. Who's what I feel bad about? I'm sitting here enjoying some chemo. I haven't offered you any.

And I feel like a really bad host. Is this your first time being in a cancer work? Um, you kidding? You've been there a lot? I got all kinds of cancer. Yeah, all kinds of cancer. No, I've never been to a cancer ward before. I'm a little nervous because I'm very, I'm very giggly.

You're a funny man. Although when you're in that situation, maybe you had a little bit. Is this going to concern us? No, this is my heart. Oh, so I want you to hold me in case this is it. Just hold my head. I don't want you to die, but what a story I have. You're going to be the king of every podcast.

Oh, my gosh. You were holding his hand? What did he say? He said, Jim Norton. is going to be in Iowa City. I'm going to finish. My... Christ.

You better not die. I'm going to finish whatever story I'm telling if he died. I'm not going to bomb because you died. No, it's too late, you know. But this would be like one of your most famous gigs that you've ever done. He was like his laugh. He literally killed. The poor guys around Bennington.

Great list of comedians on there. Shane cries during that. Yeah, I have that clip. Nice. Yeah, I thought this was interesting because this got posted and he does get very choked up. I can't imagine you wouldn't get emotional.

Robben to imagine such an amazing sense of humor. He's handling this so incredible. Just going right back to the radio as soon as he was diagnosed and he's, you know, we're all living through his treatments now with this. You know that when you got fired from S&L,

everybody, you know, came in. And you, yeah, I called you that night. It was the night I got fired. I was like, Ron, can we talk? Yeah. Sure, buddy. And it was, you said some really, really nice things.

Well, you know, I mean, I didn't believe all of them. You know what I mean? I felt like, I mean, I'm sure because SNL being what it was, oh, you're being so sweet to me. Shut up. I'm glad. I'm glad. Can I tell you something?

Putting on sunglasses. Even if I never see you again. okay, even though if this is it. I want to tell you, I love you. And I'm really, oh, I don't know how much more time I have, but I'm really proud. I'm really proud of you. Oh, man. No, it does mean a lot that you came in.

Why did you say that? Oh, shang it. Very choked up on this. So that'll be an interesting show to watch. I don't know, uh, you're going to be belly laughing the whole time. but you know you will be probably laughing about is Gallagher

we all know that Gallagher moved in with Artie Fletcher's mom and that they lived together for some time while they were doing the was it the bad boys of comedy no that was the we dare you to laugh

tour that was the not a chuckle in the house I forget what that tour was called jokes on you Jokes on you. Thank you, producer, Chris. And Hot Gilf 69 sent this to me. This is a local news report that happened 15 years ago.

We find out the origin of Gallagher and Artie moving into Artie's mom's house. Gallagher, the comedian perhaps best known for smashing watermelons on stage. Perhaps. It is known for a lot of things, but maybe best known for the watermelon bit, I guess. Lives locally and is holding an online garage sale of service. sorts. New at 6 o'clock, I would his news reporter Rob Hayes caught up with Gallagher today to find out why there is an urgency to unload his personal effects, and what exactly is he selling? Say the name Gallagher, and undoubtedly, you picture this.

The comedian was one of the biggest acts of the 1980s, bringing his zany, prop-laden shit to audiences all around the world. You just Google Gallagher, and I'm the top response. I beat out an electric fence company from Australia. But these days, the audiences are smaller, and Gallagher's three-decade on comedy grind has taken a toll on the 64 year. I had a heart attack on Thursday. A small one, he says, in the middle of one of his shows, but he's still booking gigs with his signature act.

Three a show for 3,000 shows. That's how many watermelons Gallagher says have fallen prey to the hammer here. But he says these days he feels like he's the one who's getting hit by a hammer. So I'm not to say the Sludge-Matic. As is called the hammer? A little respect. Gallagher says his mortgage lender has kicked him out of the home he's owned for 30 years. They locked it.

Oh, no. This is such a sad. I mean, he wasn't a bitter prick. This would actually be a sad thing. Can we watch Ron Bennington? Do you watch Ron Bennington? Oh, boy. 30 years.

They locked it. They put a notice on the door saying, I can't trespass here. That's all the problem is. You're not funny. have cash, but you have... They said my bits hack. They said the driving of the parking thing was all right, but... Have stuff.

Stuff, he's got to move out by the end of the month, and there's plenty to move out. I don't know. I guess there's a half a ton of stuff. Or more precisely, half a ton of fun. Props and memento spanning his 30-year career. I mean, I can't wait for Caratop to go bankrupt. This is fucking awesome. Like, what would you do with any of this bullshit? What if you were sold out of a theater in Branson, Missouri?

They would love this. He's now hoping to sell. And you get to do this, which is so much fun. Somebody don't want this. Isn't that weird? And the kids love this. This is Americana. This is stuff.

It's in my videos. Tough times or not. Gallagher's still out there making people laugh with Acts book through the end of April, according to his website. And this is where he's, He says fans looking to pick up some of his props can get hold of it. I'm afraid when I'm gone on the road that they're going to throw it all the way. So I want people who love my stuff to come and get it, and then it'll be safe.

A comedy yard sale steeped in history and destined to be a smashing success. He's changed his close four or five different times. This was an all-day shoot they did for this new segment right here. Gora Hills, Rob Hayes, ABC7, eyewitness news. An interview like no other for Rob Hayes, I imagine. If you're interested in buying any of Gallagher's props, you can contact him through his website.

We posted a link at ABC7.com. You can't just give the URL out. You're doing your website first and find the link somewhere. That's the point. You can how dated this is. Anyway, Hotgill 69. Thanks for sending that in. Why did he say, they said he has tour dates according to his website?

Why are they suspicious? I'm pretty sure he's a washed of has been, but I guess he's still performing somewhere. You see why I think Opie could so easily have one of these. Former Radio Shock Jocke's stealing from his co-host with a fake Venmo. Right. And then they cut to Opie and he's all babble, babble, babble, and it'd be great. And they immediately go to Anna Bushman following Opie for years now. He has some thoughts on this.

And then I break it down. You break it all down. I like it. All right. Here's another thing that we need to break down, which I feel like we still have the exclusive on for some reason. I'm not sure how long that'll last. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey.

And I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. Eric Nagel has a good question. He says, Gilger looked at that house for 30 years and he hadn't paid off the mortgage. How long was his mortgage?

I mean, the guy probably made a few bucks but having all those showtime specials and touring theaters for as long as he did. Maybe you just put it all back into the props. I was going to say, that's where he blew all his money. Put it all back into the show, man. I'm not here to profit. Does his brother have a set of the same props?

Oh, that's a good point. Do they borrow them from each other? How does that work? Hey, can I get the giant couch this weekend? I'm actually using the giant couch this weekend, but next week it's all yours. All right. It's enough fun with the pathetic life of Gallagher.

Let's talk about the pathetic life of Jerry Banfield, who just put out a video called, I woke up depressed and then fixed my business. This one is wild. We've been following Jerry since he recreated all these YouTube pages. He's talking about crypto. He's YouTube coaching. He's putting out episodes about his debt. I was going to get out of his debt by just making $10,000 a month someday, maybe.

hopefully he's talking about crypto he's talking about dating so this episode he's finally figured out this school thing that he's doing sk-o-o-l dot com it's not working out oh what remember he got that one person to purchase a year membership yeah and he's like this is it it just takes one and now it's go time i don't think that people are signing up for his thing because remember how confusing it was what you get you like DM with them and he'll get back to you're like DM with them and he'll get back you. There was a one-on-one 30-minute call, but that's only for the first 25 people who sign up for it. And then you can

also get his chat, GPT, that's trained in his old videos and books. And then you get to fuck him. Whatever you want. Right. I mean, it was the weirdest offer I've ever seen. So it seemed like it was confusing, and Jerry's been depressed about that.

It's not going well for him. Don't tell me he spent that money. I think it's been spent. Oh, boy. I know. So this is Jerry's new business plan. Finally, he's got it figured out. I woke up so depressed yesterday.

And within 24 hours or so, I've got a massive fix in for my business, which you might already see it right here if you didn't notice it already. I'm going to share story of the last 48 hours. You will love hearing this because there's personal stories. And we hit it some big, important life themes, like how AI combined with human, emotions can do some absolutely unbelievable work in transforming your life. And all of this will be totally from my point of view, my real lived human experience and shared for the purpose of serving and helping you.

So let's start off with how did I get to feeling down and depressed on Friday? And we'll go through this in chronological order. And what you can see, though, the executive... So it's not going to be like Pulp Fiction. We can't like, you know, see you like skipping down the road. and that. This wasn't always my life. I guess that's that what Pulp Fiction does. Never mind.

If summary of talking with chat GPT Pro, which is God level, I accidentally blew through all of my pro messages when I started this and it said I needed to wait a week to get more messages. So he's signed up for chat GPT Pro, which is God level. These people all think they're talking to God. I'm seeing this more and more. This is getting scary now. I'm seeing with a lot of content creators.

where they're just like, yeah, so I gave Chad GPT a couple hundred bucks, and it's the smartest thing that's ever existed. It's totally fixed in my life. Okay. That's good how many E's are in 17. I bet God could answer that correct. See, though, the executive summary of talking with Chat ChpT Pro, which is God level. I accidentally blew through all of my pro messages when I started this and it said I needed to wait a week to get more messages.

I'm like, nah, let me just get that $200 a month plan. I'm now spending $400 a month on AI right now. So what Chad GBT is good at is taking your money, upselling, apparently is what it's God level and upselling. I can give you the answer to anything you want. I can explain why we're here, why life exists, but that's the $600. Yeah, I'm afraid you're out of messages. Yeah, so.

S-O-L, my friend. And I've simplified. Chat, G-PT, helped me see when I talked with it and told it everything about my business. It helped me to see I need one offer, and my one offer should be a one-on-one call, and it will look just like this. And I'll get into, I'll circle back to that entire full story, too. So, this is wild. I'm shocked that he's.

He's giving up on this so quickly. He had this whole business model. He was so excited about it. He's pumped about it. And now he's decided, Chad GPT has let him know that really what he needs to have is just a single offer. Which I said that before I was like, you know, I'm not God level or anything. But I said like, it's a little too confusing. You know, you're trying to offer too many things.

I can't even tell what's going on. You've got to be more succinct with your messaging. And so now if you go to his website, it's completely different. So no more family is what you're saying. No, the family's done. Okay. The family is done. You go to his website.

Also, his real family. Correct. They're gone. They're gone. So you have the call to action. Book a one-on-one session. Book 30 minutes with me. Book a one-on-one session with me.

And it says, 30 minutes on Zoom. Need more time? Book two, three, four, or more sessions in a row. And then a little pop-up comes up to book my sessions when I scroll through the page. It's nothing about. Do you see what you just did there, Carl? A red thing popped up and you just X'd it out. Instead of cooking it and changing your whole life in gold based on whatever that button said.

Isn't that weird? I was able to avoid that. Even though these buttons are very shiny and very red. Very tempting. Very tempting. This is, I mean, you scroll through the website. It scrolls for days. And every little section ends with book 30 minutes with me.

Book 30 minutes with me. It's crazy that in this day and age, Jerry's whole business models become phone calls. How much time you spend on phone calls at your time? life these days. I go days at a time without talking on the phone with anyone. Yeah, if you're lucky. Right. It's been very clear. This is all he wants to do. He just wants someone to talk on the phone with so everything he offers leads there. Yes. So I'm actually quite bewildered that this is what he's come to after this journey we've been on with him. He's decided it's all about getting phone calls. Let's begin with Friday night.

Friday night, I was all hyped up going out to a community event. There was a woman I was excited that I thought she might be there. I had lots of conversations with other people. She was there. She was kind enough to walk up to me and say hi. Okay. You see the disappointment in his eyes. This is going to go a very funny direction.

Remember when he was going to go local? Yes. Was that the last thing that we played with him? He was just like, I figured it out. I asked chat GPT and he's like, yeah, I just do something's local and train people on AI. He's like, that's it. I got it out. Now it's phone calls.

But he was at a local event. I think he's what turned him off to local right here. And flirt a little bit. And then I didn't see her again much after that. I went home kind of sad. I was like, oh, and then I was like, oh, man, don't be an idiot. You've over-invested. You know, I was all excited all week about this woman.

And then I'm like, I need to pull back, quick, pull back. You know, it's too much. It's overboard. You don't even know her. Like, you don't. You need to stop this. This is the man I need to have a 30-minute phone call with to fix my life. This is so sad.

Remember that we played a dating video? He's just like, I'm not going on on dates anymore. It's a waste of time. Girls don't like me. And now he's like, there's going to be this chick at this thing. And she's going to want to come on with me. And she did. My life's ruined.

And he was psyched all week about it. All week he was thinking about it. And I'm going to love her and keep her. Yeah. She's going to have kids with me. I bet that was a pickup line. How many kids you want? I have three.

So that was my Friday night was kind of like ending. It was the event was fun. It was a lot of affirmations, singing, you know, song ceremony, fire circle, all that stuff. What? Huh? Join a satanic cult?

What did he do? He sacrificed a baby. It was great. That's why they were so nice to him. Right. Join us. Join us. You flirting?

me? I thought for sure she was coming over me. And then I came home and I was just kind of like a deflated balloon. Wait, hold a second. He is in St. Pete's. That's not far from Clearwater. Is he one of you, Adam? Is he one of yours? I have not seen him at the meetings. Okay. Good answer. To bed. Yes, Roland says abort. Roland and Jay Babe, nice to see you. My dedicated fans. Thank you. So I woke up Saturday morning in the Shittar, the Shathe. Sounds like a country in the Middle East

The Chitar That's offensive Like we'll know There's a country name Citar or something like that Or guitar Citar This is what the phone call

Will sound like That's an instrument On a country Holy shit Fuck I don't know So I wake up And I'm just like Feeling drained

You know Like just like all the life's been sucked out of me. And at the same time... You know, it was so in me is semen. The bloody of that was in me. Life God. Sperb tons. The ex-wife has been gone all week with the kids on a family trip that I used to go on, and this is my first year not going.

Oh, no, this is getting rough right here. I have to hit this again. I still want to know why he woke up in the bathroom. I think he was in a shitty mood is what he was saying. He didn't wake up in the shitter. Oh. But interesting, though. I mean, I've woken up with the shitter before.

That was a bad night. Yeah, but he doesn't drink like you. That's what I mean, right? And so busy all week with doing work, cranking out live streams, thinking about how do I get my business to really crank to the next level and... Or any level. Yeah. What's the next level?

The lower level will be fine Because I'm so happy I've made like 1500 in the last month After starting off like 100 and some days ago Like 100 less than 110 days ago from zero Not making any money Up to 1500 this month I'm so grateful for all of you

Like Roland and Jay Babe Then I've been watching the videos That have been making that happen So I woke up I'm like man I know I need to make advances Bob don't know what to do I'm like I need to Just sorry about this chick that didn't hit on I need to make advances

come here often? The cult? Yeah, every Friday. You know I made $1,500 the last month? You know that my rents $3,000? Yet one offer. I need to kind of pull everything together better. Yes.

And I'm not sure what to do. I'm like, but I'm going to ask AI about it. That's when I ran my chat GPT Pro out of messages. So yesterday morning I went to my A.A. which is my new home group, the only one I'd been to in last week, which felt great. met my sponsor there. We had a nice chat. And then I went. His sponsor was like, have we considered drinking again? Yeah. At this point, who knows? Maybe it's the right thing for you. I got you a gift. Did you like blue label?

Why does he think being a life coach, you're supposed to complain a lot and talk about your own problem? It's going about this the wrong way. Also, he's like, he's like, I want to be your life. coach and when I need advice, I go to chat GPD. Yeah. Pro. Right. It's God level. Good point.

When I'm not at AA. Went to 10 a.m. yoga right afterwards. And I had a great cry on the yoga mat. Like snotting all over that bitch. Like just handfuls of snot. This man is a disaster. Holy shit. And you're having trouble meeting women?

Sir, you have to buy that, man. Hey buddy, what's your secret? Oh, shit. For 96 bucks, I'll tie it. Coming out and it's a hot yoga. So it's like, it's just a disgusting environment. You know, there's sweat coming out all over and then my nose is, you know, crying all over to place. I'm just like feeling so single and so just down.

Like, what am I doing? You know, I don't want to ever get excited about a woman like this again until she gets excited with me. And he never did. That woman broke his heart And she went over and flirted with him When he first got there It wasn't enough Look Jerry, it's been 25 minutes

Can I tell you my problem now? Because we only have a half hour Yeah, right Well, you can buy more, and it's on the website I'm not done snotting yet Why is this a video call? I do not want to watch you snod all over the yoga mat Feeling all the feelings

Feeling that pain That lonely Happiness is a feeling So not all the feelings that Jerry Onlyness that confusion also And then there's this Woman I found very attractive in front of me Probably 20 years younger than me

And she was all friendly and shit And I'm like I'm like no no I'm so fucking depressed right now I'm not acting I'm not I'm not trying to put on a fake ass smile For you I just gave her like my sad eyes And like somebody just kicked me in the ass face

Uh huh Jesus Christ She was just being polite. You're in the same yoga class. And you're crying next to her. Yeah. So she's just like, Hey, man.

You're okay, buddy? No, I can't let you into my life right now. Is that your match? Here, shake. Jesus Christ. This guy is a trade rack. Oh, man. And she, she, like, smiled at me the first time I didn't react at all,

and then I intentionally tried to look sadder the second time. You make me laugh. Oh, Jerry, that's a good strategy to get women and approach you, isn't it? Well, just look up Jerry Banfield dating and see what we're doing there. You look like you have someone to say, Carl. Batman villains. Put me more at ease than the way this man thinks and talks and communicates. I'm like, this man is a live wire.

Sorry, I just listen to Tommy Lee on Joe Rogan show. So I'm thinking about that. I'm concerned about this man's mental wellness. Yeah, he keeps talking to himself and doing the other voices, and he's hearing them pretty steadily. Yes. J. You're not going to hurt that poor woman, are you? Of course not.

Not this week. Too late. So after that, I went home. She smelled pretty good on day one. I'm like, fuck. Now I'm tired. And I've been to my A meeting, and I had two parties to go to that day. also two sober parties, which I'm super grateful for.

And you know what? All right. Chat GPT. What's a sober party? I was so depressed at like 11, 12, at 11 a.m. 12 p.m. I do not fucking want to go out right now. The last thing I want to do. But it's a sober party.

It's going to be great. What are you talking about? It's to be around other people. And if you get anything from this, this is emotional intelligence, ladies, for all those ladies out there, they want an emotionally intelligent motherfucker. Ah, this emotional intelligence.

All right. He's angry. When you read about incels or people talk about insales, this is what they're talking about. Like, women owe him something. They're not giving him, and he's going to lash out at them. I mean, that was a wild move right there.

He's bawling all over a yoga mat. A woman's like, hey, everything all right? Yeah, this is called emotion. intelligence. That's what she want, right? Cunt. Dummy. Jesus Christ. I have a boyfriend. Someone's going to pull that out of context now. God damn it. You can't even talk about eating poo or having a boyfriend on the show. So I'm so depressed. I just feel drained, although I still have enough energy to do my work.

And I'm just blabbing to Chad Shep-T about my business. I'm literally hitting the 10-minute voice memo. It's like, all right, Jerry, you talk for 10 minutes. That's all I can transcribe it once. I talk for 20 minutes straight after I paid. I'm like, it's just another $100. And then I thought she'd fuck me. And then if it's actually better than I remembered them, I couldn't fucking believe it.

Sketched an image of her, which you might look like naked. What are your prompts, Jerry? What do you want from me? Dollars a month, fuck it. And I upgraded the chat, GPT, pro, the maximum tier, and I even looked at the enterprise. I'm like, shit, how high can we go? But thankfully, we don't need enterprise.

So I just dump. I bet they don't want them by Enterprise. I bet he has to be like an organization or something to buy enterprise. So what is describing right now tells me that no one needs life coaching more than Jerry Banfield does. He's on a manic ride. He's spiraling. He's spending money.

frantically to try to get to the answers and get this figured out. And remember, the reason why I made this video is to triumphantly tell you that he's figured out his life now. Yeah, that is true. Yep, he fixed his business. And there's something fascinating about somebody spiraling out of control and their instinct is I have to save everyone else. Right.

Yeah. Focus on you, Ger. You put your mask on first and then you put it on the kid. Yes. You can't. Right. Good analogy. Everything I know how to do.

Here's everything happening with my business. What do you think of this? And I know I'm like when I'm depressed, I need to take action. Two basic actions. One, what can I change? And two, who can I get help from? So I talked to my friend also that morning. I told him exactly how I was feeling.

My friend's name is Grock. Yeah, he keeps going like this. Yeah, that's sad. It's Chad GPT. It's Gemini. I'm wondering if there's something stashed behind that one offer sign. That's the outline of a body. and feel like we've been here before.

Yeah. And funnily enough, he actually, he actually had an interaction with this woman himself. And he's like, dude, there's something weird going on. Like you don't know. Don't mess with her. Leave her alone. There's something.

He's like, Jerry, I've met a lot of people in my life through my work and stuff. Don't, there's something going on with her. Don't mess with that. There's something. That means he's banging her. Well, okay. That's one of the things it could mean. the other thing it means, just like, dude, you don't even want that chick.

She's a lunatic. She's nothing of problems. She might look good on the outside, on the inside. She's a horrible person. Do you have her number? Give me that. You don't know. Yeah, you don't want that.

Something like dark, don't go there. And I was like, thank you, because I'm trying not to go there. He's like, but what is it with you that, you know, these women, you keep attracting these women that are, you know, that same kind of shit. he's like, what is that about you? So I'm like, I don't know. I'll think about that. So I worked on my business.

I made myself some healthy food and I dragged myself out of the house. Like, I understand how easy it is when you're depressed just to stay at home by yourself. I get it. I want it. I laid in bed for a minute. I'm like, God, this feels good. I can spend the rest of the day here. And it's like, no, get your ass out of bed.

You know how many times have you told people when you're depressed, do not, do not spend the day in bed. Get the fuck out of bed. I don't suffer from depression. But is that how people feel when they're laying in bed depressed? Man, this feels good. Is that what they're doing when they're wiping the tears off of their cheeks? Man, this feels so fucking good right now. Imagine the disappointment of everyone saw him showing up at that party.

Oh, great. Jerry's here. And he's in a mood. Yeah, he's crying. He wants to get sold him first. This is why I don't know all this is not. Yeah, I know. So I got out of bed.

I'm like, all right. I know I know better. See, when you know better, you do better. And I'm like, all right, fuck, I'll get out of bed. So I got out of bed, got back to doing my work. And the party, the first party is at 2 p.m. And it's like 2.30. I'm still blabbing the chat GPT.

And it's like, come on, man, go to this party. It's nothing urgent. But come on. That was Chad GPT telling him that. Yeah. Did you say two o'clock? Jerry, it's two. It was Eastern time, right?

Am I crazy? Started. Get, stop talking to your phone and get over there. Nitro Hog, nice to see you today. Thanks for being here. So I got off my phone. And I also, I'm like, thank God for technology. I was like, I don't need a woman.

I have Claude. I got, I got Claude Max, chat GPT Pro and fucking Gemini Pro. And I got Xbox and PlayStation. subscriptions and a gaming PC Do any of those jerk you off? Because I'll buy it right now. Is there in the Xbox or something? I'm not familiar with us.

Triple Xbox. Dude, that's the sad... All right, you're going to play a lot of sad things today. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard of my life. Yeah. See, isn't technology great? I don't even need a woman in my life. Or my stupid kids.

Or that cunt? he named three different AI platforms and then two different gaming consoles for the reason why he doesn't need a woman in his life does a prank is he prank is he pranking us right now hey Jerry come out

right I know I wanted to come out like WMT thinks I'm this being of a fucking loser in the next video he's just laughing at me like this guy thinks a person lives like this like yeah you got me man you're a good actor I didn't I had no idea it's crazy and PlayStation

subscriptions and a gaming PC and a... Oh, and a gaming PC. Oh, okay. So he's got three of each things. Three AIs and three gaming consoles. He's about to say he has something else too. Here comes Bragger McGee over here.

A credit card. Oh, no. So I'm like, I don't, I don't need a woman right now. I got AI, baby. You're just going to be a technology slave. That's all you're going to be. Yeah, yeah, she was there. She was there for sure.

So, yeah, she told me I'm pretty. Hey, Chad, GPT. Tell me my dicks big. Please, Kod. For 200 more dollars. I satisfied you, right, Claude? Jesus Christ. There's like a viral video of this 10-year-old kid on the phone with his friend.

And he's like, I got my Xbox. I got a new girlfriend. I got my pizza rolls. I got my diner. These are looking great, man. Yeah. That's all you needed life. So this is, all right.

I'm going to give Jerry some advice. He's not going to take it from me on the life coach. But Jerry, this is not the show. I mean, this is great. I actually like this a lot. But the show is the four hours you spent pouring your heart out to chat cheapy tea and the fact that it made you feel better about not getting laid or making any money. That's fascinating.

I would watch that. If he wasn't train people on how to use AI, because he's so good at it. Because I just like ask, you know, questions and prompt like videos and images. and stuff. Music. Like an idiot. Tell me about the one party, not the first one, the second one. So I get to the first party, and there's like nobody I want to talk to there. And I'm like, I should just, I was like, few.

Yeah. Thank fucking Christ. This guy asked me, how are you? I'm like, invalid question. What an asshole? Did you bring anything? How are you? You're a prick, you know that?

This is crazy. I just, this guy asked me, how are you? I'm like, invalid question. Just being a fucking pain in the ass. He's like, hey, how's it going? I'm like, invalid question. He's like, what do you mean? I'm like, I don't want to talk about how I am right now.

That's like a boring question. You know, I'll tell you how my day's going. I'll tell you about my life. But God damn it, break out of autopilot and stop asking, how are you? All right? He was a little offended, but that's how I roll. I got some food. I actually, my one friend there

So then there were, there were two friends I really wanted to talk to there that I didn't see in a week or two And they were getting food And the one guy's trying to eat whole plant But he keeps cheating on it I'm like goddamn bro, it's good You're not like this in a relationship Because you had a fucking hot dog earlier today

And you're loading up on pulled pork I thought you were doing a whole plant bitch, what the fuck A great friend What a narg I know Are you gonna tell whole plan about this? Hey Jerry, there's an Xbox with the other room.

It would be cool about the it's wrong with his retired. So he's loading up on a pulled pork. I'm like, you know what? I'll just have a sample.

He's like, oh, it's so good. I'm like, bullshit. I have one little bite on a pulled pork. I'm like,

this is ass. Like, this is not even good pig or good pulled pork. Look the fuck. Jesus, Jerry. All right. There's no satisfying you.

We got it. We scrub a little bit because they gets into the business model and why he came up with this or chat GPTK with it or something. But yeah, you can watch this whole video. It's wild. We're watching them in spiral out of control.

Well, as since most of my subscribers don't actually, most of my community, my viewers, my subscribers, the people who see my videos don't watch most of my videos. And that's fine because I put out a shitload of them. But now on every single video, every single video, one on every single channel, including like the gaming channel, the gaming channel, all my channels now have their own custom big banner. and every thumbnail will have one-on-one call with Jerry Banfield on it. So that means what I was thinking is imagine, like I've had a, you know, five or ten, five or ten one-on-one calls, and I've got like ten people who've joined my school community, which is... Hold on.

He's changing his entire business model to $96-hour, 30-minute, one-on-one calls. And he goes, I've had five or ten one-on-one calls. You don't know the answer to that? it could be half as many as it is. I'm not sure. Wouldn't you know the answer to that? And secondly, even if it is 10 or maybe 11,

should you change your entire business model? Like, that's the only product you sound out? Is one on one call? When only 10 people have told you that give a shit enough to do that? Did you tell? I don't know.

It was a manic blur. Maybe five. Did you tell you at GPT that you've been promoting this for weeks and no one gives a shit? Awesome. On a four and a half million impressions. imagine if my next four and a half million impressions,

which at this rate are going to come faster than the last four and a half million, imagine if every single one of them says one-on-one call Jerry Banfield on it. Jerry, nobody wants that. But imagine, Carl, imagine. It can also say I'll put out a cigarette at your eyeball. You're like, no, thanks, you know. Just because you're promoting something doesn't mean somebody we're going to buy it. But the phone lines are open.

he's so stupid and that that should be worth okay I was just trying to think of other random things he could offer I think that if he said I'll kick you in the groin he would get more people interested

at that there's like some weirdos or into that kind of thing but yeah no one wants to do that that's awesome I'll pee in your milk it's gonna get a lot of requests a lot of

one on one call with Jerry Banfield for hundreds of one-on-one calls that I wouldn't have gotten without this on there. Nitro Hawks says Jerry Banfield dating is the best. Love that content. Thank you. I agree. He's one of us.

Yes. I love my dating content too. That was me. Yes. It's your screen name. Now we know Reagan.com. We know Nighthawk Lewis, whatever that was. Old Dox and Carl.

Yep. The dating videos I made. This one, oh shit. This is getting some views. It says I'll never ask a woman out again as the title and I want to wife. Like this is, this is a hard contrast right here. And then.

So he's really proud of that video. It has 422 views. He's like, whoa. You know how good I have at this. The next way he's going to show us has 20 views. This new one, women are paying men to be boyfriends.

This one, I studied 100 dating videos so you can skip the nonsense. You know, be your, my fucking dating, she didn't fail to smart. My dating live streams are killing it. 179 views 20 views 422 views killing it and it's not a hobby this is his business this is when he does for a living

i'm so proud i love my dating streams and imagine if on all these dating streams i've looked at all my numbers i've gotten hundreds of thousands of impressions on my dating videos imagine if all of those had the one-on-one call. Like Adam said, it all comes back to that fucking call. It's crazy. He just thinks, as long as he puts it out there enough times, he literally told us how he was so worked up about meeting a girl, didn't look up to his expectations, and he couldn't get out of bed the next day.

And then when he did get out of bed, he was snodding all over his yoga mat. And then yelled at people at a party. I told him where to fuck off. You're asking, how are you? Could you imagine who's the psychos? Like, I want to call this guy, aside from me. Obviously, I do have a call with him. If I could be getting too close, though.

I don't know if I want to call with him. Can you answer this question for me? Because he's wearing a perfectly fine ironed, nice shirt. Shirt number three. So ridiculous on him. Like, why does it look so weird? Because of his personality, you would think that he'd be wearing like a torn shirt with stains on it. Like, this guy's a little...

Yeah, we've seen him shirtless so many times. That's true. Or a shirt that just says Jerry Badfield written it in like crayon or something. He does that work too. That works better. Yes. So he still has, you can't find a link to it anymore. He took it off his website, but he does still have his school page with his 13 members.

And he's still offering to master AI, YouTube, money, health, and relationships. Holy shit, he's done none of those things. I know. Like, well, you just figure this out out, Carl? I'm sorry, you're right. So not a great product. Not working out well. He's changed that, obviously, to,

Just selling his time. Get to talk to him for a half an hour. It's like building a family and a life in Sims or something. It's like all this pretend family, school, vacation, health. It's like. Business, customers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It literally, as Tim Dillon did a bit years ago, fake business,

where he started a business, like, yeah, it's a fake business. You know, give me money. He made products and that all said fake business. Somebody made a shit ton of money because that was the joke. I was like, it's a funny joke. Like, Jerry's doing that, but he's doing it like earnestly. Yeah. It's like sincerely like, hey, guys, I'm pretending of an entrepreneur.

Give me money. They're like, no. Definitely not. Well, just like Stoddry John shouldn't lie about his age being younger, he shouldn't call that a business. This is my hobby. Right. Then it's more impressive.

Right. I just do this for fun, guys. But I'll help you out if you want, but, you know, I realize, you know, I'd rather just be playing video games and watching my family qualification without me. that part of Tony Robbins monologue where he just bitches and complains for a hour and a half. Oh, you want that woman?

Oh, you want that job? Oh, you want that house? Sometimes it doesn't fucking happen. Like, what are you at? How many of you had hard time getting out of bed today? Yeah. Jesus. All right.

I got a voicemail that came out. Hey, Carl. Kenny from Canada here. That's what I've got to say, I'm loving the Jerry Banfield content. It's great to have him back. Hey, do you still happen to have that song that he did? You know, right at the end of his last YouTube endeavors, he was doing all those songs. And the one was about the girl that he met at the yoga class and how he was, like, falling in love with her and all that.

Yeah, I'm just wondering if he still happened to have that. And also, do you think that may be one of the reasons for his divorce? Anyway, call me back. Bye. I did find that song. Someone else put it up on a YouTube page somewhere. And I remember this is a banger. Let's check it out.

Hey, yo, Jeremy, your boy got yoga getting off on Tuesday. Got your girl in the front sheet you say. Yoga getting off on Tuesday. Got a girl in the fresh eat you say. Yoga getting off on Tuesday. Got your girl in the freshie juice. Hit the yoga mat. every day on the grind

Met this chick man She's so fine That a thing for her Yeah she was divine Her attention on me Felt like sunshine Fire classes deep than her eyes met Felt like an explosion

A silhouette Talked about life Last we shared But deep inside I was scared Decided the switch Couldn't see her no more Her face when I said it

Manitore She was hurt I can see But for my wife I had to be yoga getting off on Tuesday Got the girl in the Frashy juice

Dude, this is a guy Who falls in love Immediately This is the problem That he's having Right here He wrote a song about this This girl was pleasant

Towards me And had a conversation So I was like I gotta get you out of my life My wife is not gonna like this He fell in love with Chad GBT's That's true Oh you like money

Do you want more money? It won't even let me give as much money to it As I want to give it to it He literally said that He's like What if I was an enterprise level Like well that's for Microsoft Not for Jerry Banfield.

And real businesses. Yeah. And I feel like we played this music before you joined WTP. Do you remember any of Jerry's music? I do not. It is a dope beat, though. It is. And I got to say, what's different about this song, a lot of the other music he put out,

he wrote the lyrics out of time. Yeah. He's not freestyling. Oh, his freestyling is miserable. It's brutal. It's almost like he's a dumb idiot. Yeah, yoga getting off on Tuesday Got your girl in the fresh seeds you say

Yoga getting off on Tuesday Got your girl in the fresh she'd you say Five months past Not a sight of her But her memory lingers Feeling stir from crying on my mat To searching all around Her shadow in my mind

Always found Went back to class where we used to be Hoping, wishing she'd be there to see But she was gone A missing peace In her absence found my peace through the suffering the tears I shed

through the memories in my head this is a story about a guy who fell in over this hot chicken yoga class decided he couldn't handle it got out and then immediately was like well I gotta find that chicken cat and went back and cried on the mat because she wasn't there

it's not downer talk you know what he's like Bob Dylan you know why he's like Bob Dylan because it's a love song and he's like screaming it at us shouting angrilyness love song for no reason. You made me realize that love this mind with my wife forever at Twine. You can get off on Tuesday. Got the girl in the fresh seat.

She said, Yo, get knocked. Girl in the fresh. So here's to the girl who made me see the love I have for my lady. The course they hurt yet made me free to love my wife unconditionally. Now when I hit the mess. No, no, no. Hold on a second.

Jerry, that's not the lesson here. You went back to fight. find this chick. And she wasn't there. And you cried about it. Hey, Jerry, what are you thinking about it? Yeah. Wasn't the point of the story that you got freaked out and then went back, went, never

mind, I can handle that. I'm going to try to hook up with this chick. And she wasn't there anymore. It taught me how much I love my wife. Hey, is this Shob? Brendan Shob? I got that new sound you're looking for. That new sign of Thick Boy Records.

Life. Every single day I remember her in a bittersweet way for the pay. she caused for the love she sparked for the journey she said in my heart yoga getting off. Jesus Christ what a stalking weirdo. I forgot how crazy that song was actually. These are reminding me

so-and-so and what's a country? Thank you very much for your voicemail. Let's check it on Opie. The place where we begin with Opie, which is uncommon, to be honest, is Opie put out a tweet he was proud of. And he wants to tell his buddy Ron about this tweet that he put out.

Because he thinks it was pretty clever, pretty funny. But there's always that one jerk who writes the comment that bums Opie out. And he can't just say it wasn't Reagan.com. So Ophi can't just say like, I was kind of clever this thing that I put out there. He's got to dwell on the negative, which is hilarious. People cannot handle this shit. I had a stupid tweet yesterday, to your point, let me go to my Twitter really fast. I don't put any weight on Twitter.

I think Twitter is a fucking cesspool if you want to know the truth. I go there, just have fun. You're the one who brought it up. Ron must have asked you like, hey, would you tweet yesterday? No. I mean, I tweeted. I don't care about it. You brought this up.

Does he do anything he likes? That's a great question. Murder. Oh. Please trigger some guys, right? So my tweet. Where's my tweet? Why is everything?

Are you frozen over there? there, Ron. No. Oh, you're not frozen. Okay, all right. I was having my coffee. I'm not even looking at your screen because I'm trying to find another screen. All right. I wrote, fun fact. Mitch McConnell still has a better career than me. Just a fun, fun thing to throw on the Twitter, right? Most people took it and said, wow, that's actually really funny. I like the self-deprecating humoral, blah, blah, blah, blah. For the great end of story. Opie. Congratulations. topical, it's self-deprecating.

You did it. Everyone thinks Ms. McConnell's been brain dead for years. It's very funny. We love it. All right. Oh, there's more? Oh, shit. The most part, I got praise for that tweet.

Not that I'm looking for praise from Twitter. Oh, my God. Ron didn't for the word praise. No. Ron hasn't said anything. This is so great about it. He's frozen. This guy, Craig, this says everything you need to know.

Craig goes, have you tried that being an asshole? Craig. It's kind of funny. That's kind of funny. No, but he means it. I know. He means it. I'm not being a dick.

That's why it's funny. So I go, no, Craig. Yeah. But anyway, here we are. Oh, Opa, you can't say no, Craig on Twitter. You can't. No one knows what affect you're doing. That was hilarious.

I put out on the exact same thing that you did, Adam. where Rod's going, it's kind of funny, it's kind of funny. No, no, no, no. He actually means it. Yeah, no, I know. That's why it's funny.

Yeah, that's why. It's funny. And it starts this thing by going, you know, I just go on there to trigger some losers. That's all I do. So I write this thing, and this guy fucking triggers me.

At nowhere. Where does he get the balls? And I had no comeback for it. Nope. That's the craziest comeback I have ever heard. No, Craig. He's proud of his no comeback. I don't know.

I don't know. money, uh, owes there were in the word no. Maybe it was hilarious. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Found the right number. It was said funny. Okay. We know that Opie's been asking for money through PayPal.

Ron's been begging for money through his Venmo. Opie decides, fuck it. We got to try something different. We got to figure out a way to start making some money on this show. True. Vodka. Oh, by the way, if, uh, we got our, uh, I got my PayPal, uh,

scrolling across the top. And there's Venmo Ronnie. I'm, I'm going to tell you. flat out. I didn't tell you before the show, Ron, if we don't make $100 today, I'm taking tomorrow off. Just taking tomorrow off. I'm taking tomorrow. We'll be taking tomorrow off, dude. I don't have a penny in my Venmo, and it's been a while. It's dried up. I'm telling you right now, if we don't make $100, I'm just taking tomorrow off. I don't feel like doing this for free anymore. I'm sorry. I got to pause it. This is so frustrating. So a couple things. First off,

this started is, I need $2,000 for dental work. Yep. My tooth is broken. Now we need $100 a day Or it's not worth his time And for fucking Ron All of a sudden Ron deserves all this money from people Yeah, I haven't seen money in a few days It's fucking drying up

No one gives a shit How about be thankful you made any money From anyone? For no reason For absolutely no reason Because no one was paying you to do this before That's how this works This is why Suttering John

Never understood why he got paid shit At the Howard Stern Show Because he's like I've been here for two years Can you guys start paying me money? they're like, how about $10,000 a year's a salary? He's like, great. Like, fine.

To the radio station is the same as zero, so whatever. And John's like, why don't you pay me what I deserve? We think you deserve zero. That's what you worked here for. Ron, we think you deserve zero. You've been doing the show for over a year, getting up at 4 a.m., which I'll tell you, to do this stream with Opie. He's like, why don't you guys give me money?

Because you were doing it for free. We don't think there's any value to it. He's such a prick. These guys are pissing me off. Any more. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I beg you to like these live streams. I beg you to download some episodes wherever you find your your podcast. I beg and bag and bag. So this is what I do. This is what I do. If I don't make 100, I'm out. I'm out tomorrow. I'm out.

That's the other thing, too. Let's not forget. Opie told us he makes all of his money off of the audio streaming. He wanted to look good in front of Ron, save face. Like, we actually do really well. You know, I put ads in the audio stream. that's where it kills. And now he's just like,

no one's giving me fucking money, so I'm done. He's told us many times that he does it this way because he loves it. It just makes him happy. He doesn't want the big corporate gig. He wants to just do his fun little thing

and not be criticized. And do it his way. Yeah. Right. So now he's like, well, if you don't pay any money, then I won't do it. And Ron immediately,

his first reaction was, well, that we're not going to do a show tomorrow. There's nowhere going to make $100, which is funny. And realistic. Rod wasn't trying to be funny, but that is funny.

As this continue. I do have one more thing, but what are you got over there? Yeah? Good news. I think we're taking tomorrow off. I said if I don't make $100 today, I'm fucking just walking away and take it tomorrow. I'm glad I can sleep. I think quickly.

I think we make $37. So good news, Ron. I think we can take tomorrow off. All right. $37 is a number that Opie throws out all the time. That's like his, you guys aren't giving me shit dollar amount, right? Mm-hmm. He goes, right, what would you make?

What do you make, $37? What do we make today? $37? He throws it out a lot. So I don't think he was actually calculating anything just now. Adam, you look very stoic. Are you frozen? Oh, no, I'm not frozen.

I'm just in shock. It's crazy. So, obviously, Opie's drawing a line of the sand. And he's decided, if you guys are going to be money, then I'm just going to go away. And is this working? Jared is back. Jared is throw. Oh, stop.

Uh-oh. We're up to $50. I'm telling you, if I don't make $100, I'm out tomorrow. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Jared said, here's $2 in honor of Ron's number two story. Nice.

Oh, now. May Puffin goes, here's $5. How much is needed for Opie and Ron to work tomorrow? No, no, no, no, no, da, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do it? All right. Okay, put it at 75. No, just to make, just to make it safe. No, no.

If I don't make 100, I'm going to tell you. I know, but if he put 75 and we'll break 100. No, stop, Rod. I really, you want to take out to Matt, Opie. You went to bed late last night? you want to take a day off. You know a stupid little bit, a stupid little bit. The reality is I think I want to take tomorrow off.

So I basically said just as a stupid bit. I know. I know you. You want tomorrow up. Believe me, 100%. I know you do. This is easy. Trust me, but I just kind of wanted a day to just chill.

All right. I'll tell you how much. Two dollars. So I'm taking Saturday off. Producer Chris and I are not doing WTP on Saturday. I didn't have to negotiate with the audience over it. I didn't make a fun game to play to decide if I can take off or not. I'm just self-employed.

I'm going to be out of town. So I'm not going to work out. What was your goal? Was your goal too high and you just didn't make it? No, I had nothing to do with what waiver D gave me or DodgerC or Tommy Water only, town water only by reading. Dollars. And legit, if we make a hundred, then I'll fucking turn this on tomorrow. I mean, it's not the worst thing in the world.

But, all right, $2, $7, $9, $11. $1. Oh, fuck me. Anything under 100, we don't work tomorrow. I thought people put... So this is what's annoying about this. So it goes, it's just a bit. I'm just going to take the day off tomorrow, but I just threw it out there.

But now we're actually adding up the money in real time instead of doing a show. Instead of doing a show. Is it a bit? Or are you trying to get to $200? Because you can just eyeball. I'd be like, yeah, we're not at $100. Whatever. Moving on.

But he says, I tried begging. I tried pleading. I try yelling. Yes. Why don't you try doing a different show? You're just talking to the same people begging and bleeding. Reach a new audience by doing something new. Opie is literally another guy whose producer is AI.

And he feeds AI. This is what worked. This is what didn't work. And so AI just keeps him churning out the same bullshit over and over and over again. Because I don't know if you guys realize this, but AI just wants to be your friend. It's just agreeable. You're never going to get to a debate with AI like I will with Chad tomorrow. No, no, no, no, I'm just awesome.

I'm awesome. Chet, GBT, thinks I'm fucking killing it over here. Not the AI I've been talking to. Why? What does AI say to me up there? $1.00. Anything under a hundred. We don't work tomorrow.

I thought people put 20s in there. Shut up. I'm trying to get the total. Jesus Christ, I'm scrolling. Believe we're not, we have a very active chat. People like what we do. Look at you. You're like Rain Man.

What the fucking number. $21. Wow, when it comes to money, Opie's like, shut the fuck up, Ron. We're counting money right now. That's the important thing on the show right now is me counting money. Money, me, me, money now. $3.

Uh-oh, this is a 20 that came in. Although I ordered a Trump phone and never got it for vodka. That's $43. $48? All right. $53. Are you closing your register at the end of the fucking night? What are we doing here?

We're getting to the end of the chat. I think we're safe, Ron. I think we're safe. I think we're safe. I think we're safe. I think we're safe. $53. No one is.

All right. $55. I know it's boring for people. Hold on. No shit. $60. Tommy Chesh. Thank you for the Fiverr.

It's like the Jerry Lewis telethon. 62. 67. Four. Are we working tomorrow? Oh, we're working. Oh, look at the face. Oh, you have to get up tomorrow.

Oh, you're frozen. No, I'm not frozen. It was just boring. Do we have to work tomorrow? This is bittersweet. I'm not going to lie to you. This is bittersweet. He wants to see his boys tomorrow.

I don't blame him. I just wanted it. Or he wants to see me because I've been, you know. All right. So McPuffin just gave 50. Be up bright and early tomorrow. We'll see you guys the morning. You fucking suck.

He goes, be up bright and early. Yes, sir, Colonel, sir. You know what's so funny about this? So I'm watching it through the steel-tell ones. Because I see people begging on a show. I think of Aaron Imholt. Of course. And Aaron Imholt does this thing.

That's the exact opposite. Where he goes, if you don't give me money by 10 o'clock, I'll stay here until 11 o'clock. Right. If you still haven't given me money, I'll be here until you guys give me money. Eric can learn so much from this. If everyone went out and goes, you know what? I'm an amazing show press tomorrow.

I'm having me to do if we don't have to fucking go. Oh, he missed the goal by a lot this week, too. Yeah, that's funny. Probably covered on the Dabbleverse Live tomorrow. Maybe this little piggy on Friday. Who knows? Lots of things to discuss in the Dabelverse. Not just Chad Zumach or Mersh.

Oh, I forgot to talk about the Mersh document. Oh, holy shit. So much going on. Anyway, whatever. It doesn't matter. Oh, the cruise? The cruise? Well, no, not the cruise.

There's a new porcelain dock. that's dropping on Mersh. I put out a little teaser video. I was going to put that in my prep and I forgot. It doesn't matter. The point is, Aaron should learn from this. You can actually work less and make more.

Drop your socks and grab your cock. That puts us over a hundred for sure. Oh, you know what? Big puffing. You know what? I'm not even joking. I really wanted to take... Like an episode of Stripes.

And then... Right early, boys. Stripes the movie? Is that a show too? No. An episode of Stripes? There was one episode. It was very long.

It was just that one episode. It seemed like two movies squished together if I'm being honest, but just one. Remember that McPuffin wrote Be Up Bright and Early and Opie thought that was so funny. He was cracking up. Remember that for later. All right. Yeah, we'll see you guys in the morning. That's really, that's a funny line though.

Be up bright and early tomorrow. We'll see you guys in the morning. Thank you, Big. Puffet. Mick Puffet is a huge supporter, by the way. I have to say that. And then we just got another tenor. How much more breaking off a tenor? Well, hey, Roger Chambers. What's going on, brother?

All right. Drop your socks and grab your cocks. We're on tomorrow morning, boy. You said that one already, right? That's fine. It's been sweet. We just made over 100. We don't make over 100 on a daily basis.

You know what? You know what? Yeah. If we want to get the numbers up, speaking of socks and cocks. Yeah. We should do with red hot chili peppers and just do the show with a sock on our cock. Jesus Christ. Speaking of, you're the only one talking about it. So Ron took his shirt off the other day when he had that horrible shirt from Target on.

Is he feeling himself now? Like, he's feeling it. Do you get compliments about his titties or something? He's like, no, we should do is we should pull our dicks out. And Craig just like, relax, man. I think he's feeling competitive with Tony P. I think so. I think you're right.

Lots of people pointed out that he's definitely getting Venmo money because he's shopping a target instead of Walmart. Oh, buying button-up shirts. Yeah. Latida. I don't even have button-down shirts. Made of fabric. You got a flat-screen TV mounted. I think Chad's at the chat. He'll get that reference. All right. I've had that TV for a while. I just don't want to mount it on the wall until my GoFund me succeeded. Get the guy for my karate class. Put it up. So again, complaining about the Ron's Venmo, he's not making enough money.

Oh, yeah. He needs this money that Ope he's now making. Jared, one of ours, I think, but I think he might be a little ornery today. But Jared says, you're right, Ope, $2 is not enough. No, $2 is wonderful if you're not being a dick. The fact is people think that other shows they put every super chat on the screen. And so people are like, ah, if I give them $2, I can say this shitty thing and then he has to read it. That's the whole point I'm trying to make here, Jared.

All right, $2 is not. Oh, fuck you, Opie. I've seen super chats from Adam Bush and Chris Primer and others that were $20 that were more money than that. Opie does not show on the screen or acknowledge because there were dabble verses in it. Or they challenge that Ron hasn't made more money in his Venmo. They just ask what the total is. What a prick. What an absolute, all right, whatever.

No, $2 is a lot. And I appreciate every dollar people give me. here's a $5 super chat for you boys also said Ron a $100 Venmo two days ago I don't know why he's complaining Ron's not complaining he sure was

I'm not sure did I get 100 bucks two days ago I don't know about that but maybe but if you did thank you but I don't think so the well's been pretty dry right but so the congestion pricing the ambulance time is down I either you did or you didn't

what the fuck is this like oh maybe I did Thanks if I did get 100 bucks How long people complain you that Ryan doesn't know how much money is made in Venmo? He can't figure this out? Did you see how Opie changed the subject immediately to congestion and gas prices? Is there a possibility that this is all a bit

that they're saying we're going to do the opposite? They hate me so much that I'm going to make them pay me, you know, threaten to not work and then they'll pay me to do what I don't want and if you just keep complaining that you're not getting any money, they'll keep sending you money. Is this what they're doing? Is this a bit?

they're not smart enough for that. I've been watching this show for too long, Adam. They're not pulling the wool over my eyes, I don't think. I think Opie's either stealing the money. Ron has no control over his own Venmo. And so he doesn't, because I never once have I heard Ron go. Yeah, actually, Chris Primer gave me $250 and said this is for putting up with Opie. Because Ron will, like, dig it Opie a little bit from time without, bust his balls.

Why wouldn't you read that comment? Yeah. You know what I mean? It doesn't make any sense. We know he's made over $1,000 at least. That's minimum. Just for people who've reached out to us with the receipts, yes. He's acting like he's got nothing.

That's obviously either someone's telling him he made nothing and lying about it, or this is a bit. Or this is a bit. And Ron's just like, yeah, yeah, I'll keep it going and see how many people will give me hundreds of dollars at a time. As I say, you guys suck. I'm not getting shit. That's crazy. Yes, sir. We'll be up right early, sir.

I know, Ron, sometimes you just point the chats. It doesn't mean you have to stop. everything. That's all. If it's something worth mention, just keep going. But I thought you were putting that up. Hold on. What's this? Let me, Puppet just basically saying, I'm going to start donating via PayPal instead of Super Chat so YouTube doesn't get their cut.

Yeah, YouTube crushes you. Crushes you. You give all this great free content and then they take your money. They take like a percentage. I think it's like 30%. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You two take 30%. Yes.

Ron didn't know this Hope he never told him Holy shit We've been talking about this For a while Since the Ronica episode Where we were going to give Ron money on Hanukkah

He never mentioned that Seven percent of best Because also iPhones Take a percentage as well So people are more Yeah Paying through that Huh

Ron's the worst It's you ever Wait a second Someone else is getting their beak wet Yeah But Opie's like, I got to be in charge of all of your technology, all of your financials, and he never explained to him that Opie himself only gets 70%. That's wild.

That's really fucked up. Well, if someone gave you $100. That's why this, Venmo Ronnie. So if someone gave you 100, they're taking 30. That's how it works. All right. Just want to be clear. Yeah, but you were making it clear to prove my point that you're interrupted your own

fucking plug for your Venmo. Go ahead. Do it. No, I ain't doing it now. You're interrupting my plug. I ain't erupted any. buddy, get to your World Cup point.

They see the thing on the top of the screen. Go ahead. So you have PayPal. No, go ahead. Fuck all that. I have Venmo. All right.

The World Cup thing. What was the World Cup thing? We're ending. No. No, I don't like what's going on now. I kind of like when you pout. I like,

shows you're human. I like, I like, I don't like what's happening right now. Keep pounding. Keep pounding. No. I'm dealing with old man in the sea Look at this.

I don't like it. That's a literature reference. Slow down. I read old man in the sea. Oh, what an idiot. I'm not that old looking. No, that's that the fuck. Never mind, you idiot.

I read Hemingway all the time. Yeah, right. Okay. Ron was funny when it called about. Oh, what was the reference then? So it's funny how you're right. Op. It wants to change the subject as soon as they start talking about, hold on a second.

What's the accounting, I didn't realize. So YouTube's taking 30%. And now we're starting to get all this money coming in. And you've got to PayPal and I have a Venmo. Should we be looking at the books at some point? Anyway, World Cup is great, right? Argentina, come back.

Let's talk about that. Wow. Opie's got something to hide. It's weird. It's very weird. It's the same way he acts when people ask him about his family. I was thinking of that. He's got something to hide.

He's got a lot to hide. He can't put under the floorboards. He doesn't know what to do. Then all the money's gone, Ron. It's all gone. All right, so they made the goal. Hope he's got a goal. Now he made the goal.

So the next morning, this morning, the 8th of July, he starts to show up. Oh, we are live. It says it right there. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, everybody for checking out the OP Radio podcast. I got to be honest. I got to say right off the bat, because of McPuffin, because of this guy right here,

we are doing a show today. When I put in the description of the podcast every day, you know, help the show and donate. It helps us make more of these. Yesterday is a perfect example of this. I went on this thing yesterday. It's the only example. It doesn't every day whether he makes money or not. And then he goes, yesterday is an example of how I keep saying, give us money and we'll do more of these.

It's the only time that's happened ever. Is that thank you, thank you, thank you. He was at a reference to Howard Stern? He unknowingly did. Oh, maybe. Yeah. Today I said, look, if we don't make it. make $100. I'm taking Wednesday off. And a few of you donated and then McPuppet says,

now you're not taking tomorrow off. And he threw us $50. So this show today literally is for McPuffin. You should thank him. That's why we are live today. By the way, this is the equivalent of taking that 50 and putting in the tip jar of the next night. Yeah. Peppering the pot. Yep. And as you can see, Mr. Lippon told us, sorry, go ahead. He told us what? No, go ahead. Promote the money. No. What did he tell us?

He told us we had to be ready, bright and early. So in the middle of my rant, you needed to say that. I don't know where you go with your rants. What do you think? You don't know where I'm going. You're babbling, Opie.

And listen, I'm not saying that Raj just starts screaming and interrupting as much as he does. It is annoying. But it's very funny. He's just like, Opie, if I never interject, act you'll just fucking babble forever. The fucking, I have,

I have the sheet list of your rant. I don't know where you're going with your rant. I don't know. I thought you're going to talk about fucking fish going up Mannerade assholes. You get new info about McPuffet or this or that. That would be fantastic. I heard a rumor about McPuffin. Anything about McPuffin.

But instead, you're just reiterating what I'm already saying. Who knows what you're saying? We're here because of him. Him, right? there, that's all. Right, and early McCuffman. Same goddamn thing. See, I should have taken today off. I knew I should have taken today off. Your neighbors

really wish you would have taken today off. It's 6 a.m. and he's screaming on his back porch. Fuck, man. Puffin. Be wild. But anyway, if you want to help us and help us make more, there you go. You can support the podcast.

My PayPal is Opie Radio. And that's Ben Mo. Ronnie. Also scrolling above our stupid heads. But thanks, McPuffin. Now I got to deal with this. Which way to my point? I got to deal with this guy because of you donating. If we didn't make the 100 yesterday, I would be sleeping and I'd be snoot. No, I wouldn't. I'm a morning person. I still wake up early. Major McPuffin, private Berman reporting for duty. Major McPuffin told us to be ready, playing early. Private Berman reporting for duty.

Oh, my. that bright and early thing. Yeah, he won't let it go. He won't let it go. Opie's so proud. He's like, yeah, I tell you to say things several times as they... Right. It does get funnier.

Well, Opie loved it yesterday. He was cracking up. So he's giving him that thing he wants. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? There's no pleasing this man. But also, Ron, stop with the fucking military references. Shut the fuck up. What are you doing?

They're so excited about getting 50 bucks. And they just wish there were more people like McPuffin. I put out a little ransom yesterday. I said if I don't make a hundred bucks, I ain't fucking working. And this asshole said, oh, you're working. And he gave, I think it was 50. No, you gave more than 50 yesterday, McPuffin. And all I want to say, if I had, if I had like 20 McPuffins, 20 John Quartz's, a few Jedi grinds, we would be rolling in the dough, Roddy, babes.

We had 20 McPuffin. We could just fucking take over Canada. There you go. All right. Anyway, uh, Jesus Christ. I love the people who do the donor math. You see this all the time. DSP does it, Aaron Holt.

They're like, look at that guy. Just give me two bucks. If all of you just gave me two bucks, you all have two bucks. If all of you did that, I went to make for money anymore and have enough money. We just heard Jerry Banfield doing this exact mass. And then we get a phone call with him. Opie writes to a personal letter. 14 million views.

Think about it. And if everyone sees you get a one-on-one phone call for just $96. I mean, this is wild. Opie is really. really learned the wrong lesson here. You know what? I should, I should do it again today. Yep.

If we don't get $100, fuck, I ain't working tomorrow. I need a day off. I wouldn't mind taking tomorrow off on it. Yeah, no shit, dude. For real, don't give us any money. I'm taking a bar off. Honestly, I'll be, like, seriously,

like, when you, I get up at four. The reverse psychology shit is if we're all children. I don't want your money today. It's like, okay, I see what you're doing. Shut up. Right. When you, I get up at four in the morning to make sure the show works. Yeah, so do I, Ryan.

You get up at five. I get up at four. Doesn't you get up at four in the morning? 4.30. You get up around 5.15. No, I don't, right. Yes, you do. No, I don't, Ryan.

You get up at 5. Stop it. Just stop it. You can say, well, everything you are. I take this very seriously, believe it or not. All right, go ahead. No, but you know what it is. Jesus Christ.

We're negotiating what time you get up. No, the negotiations is my bag of earth. Who gives a flying fuck? I gave a four. You get a five. Four. Okay, so you're lying. We've established that.

It's like that old joke where you're like, you suck my dick for a buck, like, definitely not. How about a million bucks? Oh, so we're negotiating. Right, we realized we're negotiating here. Okay. Okay. I did that joke the wrong way around.

It doesn't matter. Not the point. The point is that Opie knows how to take a joke. Yeah. Oh, the, basically. Oh, my God, dude. Look at you.

You're like, you're like, you're like a Scott Jennings just fucking warfew. You're making fun of me? Are you making fun of me? Yeah, but at least I'm on air doing it. Oh, well, then I don't give you any of that. Joseph. I just got a hundred from Joseph. Sorry, he just made fun of me.

I was going to go, you know what? I'm going to split this with. No, no, I'm not. You just made fun of me. Go fuck yourself. John Courts, can you, can you equal that for me, please? By the way, don't you do that. John Courts.

By the way, thank you, John Courts. John George is one of the few people was actually giving me money more than once. Yeah, but here's the deal for real. Oh, the guy yesterday, too. What a prick. So both these assholes are now, like, shoving donations in each other's faces. So they just expect money now. But Ron just turned completely into Darkside Phil, Erinimil territory, where it's like,

oh, most of you guys only give me money one time? This is one of the good ones. He gives me money multiple times. Fuck you. You don't deserve any of it. Now we expect it. We just saw Opie driving his kids. Did you just roll your eyes at me?

I was going to get you ice cream. You're right. That was the waybest thing ever. I was going to be a father of the year. No, I'm not going to pay attention to you all. I might even murder. I might even murder you. Thank you.

No, here's the deal. I mean, we all are trying to figure out our fucking shit money-wise. So I get that. but what's important is to hit the like and to listen to these on a podcast app that costs nothing and that really helps us by the way really as important as getting money from superchats it's even more important dude as ron propels famously said said it and forget it just fucking hit play on the podcast and go fucking give yourself a pickle tickle unlike trump i don't need my e-strokes so if you if you just push play don't even listen to a word i don't care I don't jerk off to Opie radio. A bunch of people in this audience probably think I do. I do not. No, thanks.

Ron. I just put it out of the background. Get all hot and horny. He's just given up on making a product that anyone would ever want to listen to. And it's just like, just do me a favor. Opie has said that before. It's like, I don't care if you listen to it or not. Just put it on and don't pay attention.

Ron has learned that now, too. He's like, that's what I'm saying. We'll make millions of dollars. He chose every line there. Everything Opie says he believes and parrots. So I think he's easily manipulated. But it's crazy because Opie's going to what he considers his smaller audience, his video streaming audience. These videos get a couple hundred views total.

And he's claiming he has hundreds of thousands of, well, I don't know if he claims hundreds of thousands. But he's claiming he's getting tons of thousands of downloads. So why does he keep telling the video listeners to download the audio? It doesn't make any sense. And did you notice that before Ron even made fun of, him. Like, what we didn't see was Opie just kind of stumbled on his words a little bit. It wasn't a big deal. And Ron wanted to, oh, you sound

like Ken, before he even said it, he goes, oh, you sound like an Opie, went, really? Oh, really? He didn't even say it, yes. Well, it's good. A little bit. So now, I used to care. Wait, I want to say this, though. We have to work tomorrow. We didn't get a hundred bucks?

I don't want to work tomorrow. I don't want to get really. All right, I'll do it with, Well, I can't do it with Tony now that he's a hater. Fuck. Okay. That's a whole other thing. So, yeah. So, Opie's now playing this thing.

He gets up every morning at 4 anyway. He's a morning person. But I don't want it to get up and do a show tomorrow. Unless you guys give me another hundred bucks. Fine. God damn it. Woe is me. I'm not buying it.

Opie's very topical. He gets all the news. And, of course, there's this building in New York. I don't know if you guys have heard about it. but apparently they're having some troubles over there. I tell you, so the Pfizer building is on, it's a huge building, by the way. It's on 42nd Street on the side near 2nd Avenue.

Between 2nd and 3rd. I've been there, I've been in there. So it's a huge building. This is what they did. Why couldn't you be in there today? Eh? Oh. Tony.

See, this is funny because this would be a classic Opium Anthony style roast joke. They would tell each other. it's usually Jimmy or Anthony Patrice plus each other's balls. Opie does the exact same joke, but delivers it so poorly. Yeah. And then is immediately embarrassed

at the reaction he got. She's like, ah, ain't that stinker? I was talking about you dying in a building. Tony, Tony, Tony, as a fellow comedian, let Opie know that that's not funny. You know what, Tony? I'm going to tell you something. Ron, more loyal than you.

Because when Ron's not here, he's not in the chat fucking trashing us what is he trashing us he does the show I actually wouldn't like put a super chat and trash you guys because it's I also do the show yes I I guess I wouldn't do that no

that's a weird concept that you don't trash the show you're on when you're not on it anyway I hope he is so thin skin so he's upset with Tony P for just what he posts in the chat he's gonna kill Tony P Are you upset with Tony Pee right now?

Did you hear that laugh? Is that real? You think that's real? Yeah, I guess Tony said something in the chat. That was probably fine. And he's freaking out about it. Did you hear even in the last clip when he was talking about their financial woes? He was like, look, we all have financial problems.

We're all in the same boat. You, the waiter, Tony, the custodian, and me with my million-dollar properties and assets. We're all hustling here. Yeah, but he believes that, which is why he always promotes his money first and foremost. and thinks people actually feel bad for him when he could just sell one of his properties probably be fine. It's 0.039 of an inch, dude.

Who gives a shit about your fucking fun fact? None of us will be around when this actually means something. Great response to Ron bringing up a topic. Yeah. Good job. Probably should have set that one up a little bit better. But yeah, so it turns out that Ron was right about something.

I was like, okay, but who cares? It's the difference. Well, they're talking about this building and the inches It's sinking. And after that whole bit, he's like, why would you even bring that up? All right. So Sebastian Manascoco has a deal with Sirius XM. And as you guys know, Opie's insanely jealous of anyone who's still employed by that company after he was fired.

Ha ha! You're hilarious! And that Sirius XM, because they're stupid over there. Scott, you suck. Scott Greenstein, you stink. Oh, he's great. Give him $10 million to do a lame radio show like I did 100 times. with other celebrities.

Holy fuck, fuck you, McPuffin for making me work today. So it's hilarious that Opie feels like he has to go on stream every morning at 6 a.m. To show he's committed, he's still a morning guy.

He can still do the job. And then when he's on there, he's going, fuck you. Fuck he's green. Anyone that might hire him. Yeah. He's just mad.

He's just bitter at the industry and anyone who might see this and be like, oh, Opie still works. Did you hear what he said? He goes, you're giving Sebastian Manascalco millions of dollars to just interview celebrities like I did.

Yeah. Yet they don't want to hear you interviewing Opie. They want to hear the new guy. Yeah. He might be better at it. Maybe. Based on what I've seen from OPEB radio. Let's shelve the O&A clip for next week, if you don't mind.

You got it. Yeah. All right. Let's get into some games on the show. Is it weird or is it gay? What will they say today? Is it gay? We are joined by Megan.

Welcome, Megan. what's up everyone what's up and Annie oh hello oh hello good to see you both of course uh is it gay is the show we try to figure out if aaron immortal's going to call something gay or not mega posts us together for us every single week is there a theme this week i should know about nope it's just gay or not gay all right we go five rounds each round is worth one point and then we have a final round worth three points this is a fierce competition let's go anal cougar that's the only good kind of cougar there is

anal demon anal demon yeah the Dodge demon anal demon or that's another one you don't want on your block you don't want the anal demon anal demon no he's

hard to extract from from the block once he's there all right 45 memberships away from 700 I Is the Steeltoe morning show getting gay, Adam? Getting gay.

Carl. Seems to me like it's getting a gay. Chris. Something gay, no doubt. Annie? I'm going to go on a limb and say it's been gay. Right. So what does that mean?

Not gay? Okay. We're all going gay. Here we go. I'm starting to think that this show's getting kind of. kind of silly. Oh, who would have thought

that just some throwaway son of a bitch. That's just silly. Threw us for a loop on that one. All right. Anal demons are silly. They are.

Megan got us round one. Let's see what happens with round two. You know, drunks are considerate. There are other substances that impair you.

Officials say, have a silver ride. It's fireworks season. And there's all our ground fountains, snakes, smoke bombs. And this tent across from Maplewood Mall. We have about 150 different types of fireworks. Oh, by the way, if you guys are wondering, you're like, wow, Minnesota, that's cool. You guys just have pop-up fireworks tents everywhere?

Are the fireworks you purchase in Minnesota? Yay. Annie. Yeah, I think so. Chris. Okay. Carl. Based on what I'm seeing so far, these are gay fireworks.

Adam? Yes, they are. Smoke bombs. Because of shit. Yeah, but we only get gay fireworks here. I knew it. New York State didn't used to have fireworks. Now we have gay fireworks.

And pop up firework tents. And lots of tents. There were tents in Florida and I was there too. Go figure. Seems to be a thing. Next to they're going to want a parade. All right. Round three.

We all got a point there. over on TikTok asks. Why did Nick talk about you? Yeah, Nick Fuentes brought me up, actually. Nick Fuentes. Because you're a fascinating entity. I will say that I'm bringing, I'm giving Matt Nuclear of fucking 40 minutes on my show because I'm fascinated.

Like, where do you come from? Again, if Ben Shapiro isn't growing blacks in a lab somewhere, this is an accident. This should have never happened. Again, he said, in 2026, he unironically used the phrase, facts don't care about your feelings. Is it gay to use the phrase, facts don't care about your feelings?

Adam. No? Adam doesn't get concerned of talk. This is gay at this. It's 2026, Mike. It's gay. Chris. I think he's going to call that gay.

Annie. Gay? All right, let's go. We're all confident in our answers. So at the very least, he's gay. All right. God damn it, Adam. But how much are these blacks?

Wait, why'd you say God damn it Adam? Because he... I got it right. No, no, he got it wrong. Yeah. What? Oh, you're the only one who got it wrong.

It's trying to explain to you how conservative talk works. I thought that after being on WTP for over a year, you had learned about this. His scorekeeper, I thought you were... I apologize. No, no, no. Carry on. I was rooting for him on that one. Oh.

That's weird. I feel so misled. I was disappointed. Round four coming up. Like people love Scarface. You remember watching MTV Cribs? Like every rapper had to have a Scarface poster on their wall like they were 16. In defense, like back when that stuff was happening?

I had a Scarface poster on my wall. Right, but were you 16? Let's see. MTV Cribs. 17 or 18? Yeah. You were a kid. You were allowed to have an edgy scarface poster on your wall.

Egy. Is it gay to have a scarface poster on your wall as an adult? Adam? No. Carl. I'm going to guess it's weird or cringe. I'm going to say, no, it's not gay. Chris.

I like the way you guys think, but I want to steal a point. Gay. All right. Annie. Okay. All right. Let's find out. Come on, Kay.

Master P had no excuse other than he's black and tacky with no taste. But he paid money for him. Interesting. All right. New adjective. I know. I was not ready for that. Wasn't even weird or anything.

Okay. This is round five. And we still have a bonus round. This round is also worth one point. Is it gay? Yeah. It's just you got to know. Who's the moat?

Who's on your, you know, who's representing your squad? Do you know any of the other cheerleader's names? There's, there's, just, just the dudes, huh? There's got to be an Ashley in there. Sure, there's a cherry or a Pam. Hold on a second. Minnesota Vikings cheerleader names. Uh, here we go.

And, oh, I was right. Annie, Ashley. Is it Gayden, know any of the female cheerleader's names on the Vikings. Annie. I guess so. Chris. I'm going to say not gay.

Carl. I would think it would be not gay, but I'm going to say gay because Aaron's a retard. Adam. Can I go with queer? You got, yes. That counts. Told you there was one in there. I got one.

I'm not a gay guy. Ha ha, you tried to make me a gay guy just because I know the two gay guys that are on the cheerleading squad. All right, I mean, I rash it out with sound, I just forgot that Aaron's sometimes hits the mark. Sometimes not retarded.

Every now and again, he's correct. What does the score is going into our final round, producer Chris? Three-way, three-point tie. Adam has two. All right. Anybody's game this round, the rules change. We are going to get multiple choice

possibilities from But first, let's find out what Aaron's talking about. Is it gay? O'9 Canyon says he could have found a nice divorcee on the cruise. Yeah, a poor divorcee that he never had to see again. That's what the Margarita Cruz, Margaritaville Cruz is. Is he talking about Mersh? He is talking about Mersh.

Yeah. So Aaron, thanks Mersh, should have found a woman to hook up with instead of bringing his situation ship that no one wants. on the Margarita Bill Cruz. What Jimmy Buffett lyric will Aaron use in his Mersh Divorce hookup fantasy? Wow. All right. One, it's five o'clock somewhere.

Two, Cheeseburger in Paradise, or three, changes in latitudes. Adam. Cheeseburger in Paradise. Carl. That's what I was going to say, too. And since I have a point on you, I'm still going to say it. Cheeseburger in Paradise. Chris.

I don't know. The last one. Annie. She's not defeated. What do you got, Andy? Five o'clock somebody. All right. Let's find out.

There's going to be a winner here. Defender the winner. They could have been each other's cheeseburger in paradise. Yes. It seemed a little too obvious. But I liked that while. That was a good game because I was the winner. That's amazing good.

Someone's got to be winning around here, right? Yeah. All right, we had another game. Simon puts together a fantastic. The Opie or Burr game. Hello. Yeah. Nice to see you.

Put your car in first gear and leave the parking break off because it's time to visit Shidhead Circle and play Opie or Burr. I'm your host, Simon, and I preheated the oven for round one. Trying to meditate. Trying to learn. about patience. Oh, that guy cut me off.

Oh, if I get upset, that's my fault. According to the fucking meditation guy on Headspace, as he tries to chuckle through, blaming me. Time to register those votes. Wow, producer Chris, what got in this one? Burr. Annie, what do you think?

Feels like opi to me. I think I'm going opi on this as well. Megan, what do you got? Burr. Adam? Er. Okay. I know that Burr's been going through this a lot with the calm,

I don't know if he's using Headspace. Let's find out. The phrasing was very opi. Yeah, exactly. And here's the answer. Trying to meditate. Trying to learn about patience. Oh, that guy cut me off.

Oh, if I get upset, that's my fault. According to the fucking meditation guy on Headspace, as he tries to chuckle through blaming me. you were asking to be cut off with your windows halfway down like a slut. Let's see if we can get mad enough to make our problems go away in round two. She's also really good with the pillows. She doesn't steal pillows. You know?

And one of my favorite things to do is steal her pillows just to act like to see if she notices. I'll have three and she only has. has won. Time to register those votes. Adam, what do you got? Bill Burr. Megan? I'm going Bill Burr as well. Annie? Opie. Who's your Chris? Opie. How do you ever talks about his wife? But let's find out.

And here's the answer. She's also really good with the pillows. She doesn't steal pillows, you know? And one of my favorite things to do is to steal her pillows. just to act like to see if she notices. I'll have three and she only has one. Is he talking about his wife or his dog? Conflict is normal and healthy round three. I like the Bill's married to a black woman.

He's like, you know what? She doesn't steal his pillows. I just like that we all knew that Opie does not have a relationship with his wife that involves like pranks and fun. He would never describe that, right? No. Conflict is normal and healthy, round three. Thank God I don't got old man ears. They're not growing faster than any part of my body. Thank God for now. And I had to change out my look because I looked ridiculous.

Curtis Slewa, I'm talking about you. You look stupid in your beret. Time to register those votes. I think that's O.P. What do you think, Annie? opi again Adam Opie Meggid Opie

Producer Chris I think it's Opie and we're due for an Opie so Opie I remember him making fun of a guy

with a bray Yeah I think I remember That did sound familiar And here's the answer Thank God I don't got old man ears They're not growing

faster than any part of my body Thank God for now And I had to change out My look Because I looked Ridiculous Curtis Slewa

I'm told talking about you. You look stupid in your bray. You got any lighting advice for us, Opie? Hey, ugly. Get fucked. Round four. Lately, it's Jimmy Kimmel, and now it's Netflix. I'm not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel.

I watched his comeback after he was suspended. I thought it was interesting. Some of the things he had to say, and then I went back to not watching. Time to register those votes. What do you think, producer Chris? Opie. Adam?

Opie. I think it's Opie as well, Annie? Byr? Megan. Opie. And here's the answer. Lately, it's Jimmy Kimmel, and now it's Netflix. I'm not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel.

I watched his comeback after he was suspended. I thought it was interesting. some of the things he had to say, and then I went back to not watching. Yeah, I can't imagine that Bill Burr, who's a guest on Jimmy Kimball show, but I gotta get the fuck about this guy. He had to say, and then I went back to not watching.

I'm too busy watching Doggy, lick my foot fungus. They don't have enough evidence to convict round five. All right, what are the scores, producer Chris? We have round five coming up here. Megan and Adam are killing it, sweeping it. Perfect scores? Yep, you and I have three and Annie. Not so much.

Womp, womp, all right. And I teach my kids how to prompt the AI properly. Don't ask them this or that. You go, hey, I'm 12 years old. Pretend you're my teacher and I'm learning about this dumb topic that I'll never have to use in my life. Can you explain it to me? Time to register those votes.

Ooh, Megan, what do you got? Burr. Adam. I'm going to go Bill Burr. Producer Chris? I went Burr. I'm going Burr as well, Andy. Burr.

All right. And here's the answer. And I teach my kids how to prompt the AI properly. Don't ask them this or that. You go, hey, I'm 12 years old. pretend you're my teacher. He had to think about it. How old would my kid be now? 12.

And we're learning about this dumb topic that I'll never have to use in my life. Can you explain it to me? Hey, I'm a 60-year-old douche who wants to go viral on the TV. Can you explain that to me? Congratulations. This week's winners, no better off. But what a fun time we've had. So for all of us at Opierburg Industries, I'm Simon, wishing you a safe weekend.

Goodbye. Thank you, Simon. Thank you, Simon. It is the journey not the destination when it comes to the Opierburg game. There are no prizes. And I immediately forgot who won. Who won today? Megan and Adam.

Hey, congratulations to both of you. When I was saying that it sucks and it's not a big deal, I was wrong. We're actually very proud of what you've. accomplished. Adam, anything you want to promote, my friend. Friend of the show,

Darren Paltrowitz, who is kind enough to bring us that Kevin Spacey story last week wrote a book about David Lee Roth. It's called How David Lee Roth

changed the world. I recommend everybody run out and get it. It's really great. And you actually promoted a book recently that producer Kristen's

enjoying. Yes, the history of stand-up by Wayne Fenerman. You like comedy. You'll love this book. Annie, what's going on with you?

what's the latest? Coming up on Monday the 13th, I'm going to be part of Eccles really absurdly long stream. So go check out Echle Pineapple where we're going to be talking about Carl. Whoa! For a long time?

Well, at least an hour I'm going to be on there. I don't know how long his stream this. I think it's like a 24-hour stream. He's doing another one of those stream-a-thons. Oh, can I come? We talk about Carl? I mean, what kind of poop I enjoy? I did it for like, what, six minutes today?

Not lady poop. Send me a small task. I'll be informed and then I won't look like a big dummy on the show and I won't have the wrong info. Fine. That's a good strategy. I'll see what I can do about that. Again, I'll be on with Chad Zumok tomorrow on Zumok's channel at 2 with Bob Levy. And then we have Devilvers Live at 4.

Probably on Mike's channel this week. I don't know we missed last week. So I'm confused. But Devilverse Live is always on either who is podcast channel or on Mike's channel. but it's also an audio podcast. So check that out. And then other things, too. The creep off, I imagine, will be a thing.

We're doing a weight watcher's episode with Dick Masterson, Johnny the audio engineer. Yeah. That'll be coming up on the creep off, Patreon, or YouTube membership feed. It's been a while. It's been a show with those guys. So I'm looking forward. Megan, you like to read the comments people put on Spotify on the individual episodes. Has anything jump out of you?

Yes, from episode 740 last Wednesday. Ramo said Lucy did a great job describing the Ralph clip for the listeners. I could practically picture and smell it. Yeah, she was telling me about this clip that she wanted to grab. She goes, there's no audio. But we can explain it. So, you know, all right, let's give that a try. And holy shit, that was a great clip.

It was. I've never seen anyone lick their fingers like that. Like, he was deep-throating his fingers. After a tuna pouch. To get all that delicious tuna all the way down is gullet. We're probably going to need Lucy to review Chad's special because there's not going to be in any audio. I see what you did there.

And then I have one more. Gazi said, there is no way Kevin Spacey is doing shows in Tel Aviv. The jokes literally write themselves. Holy shit. Yeah, that was a great reveal. Adam actually pulled that for us, even though he wasn't with us last Wednesday. And then any comments on our more recent episode? Just some people complaining about the audio.

That's interesting you say that. I got a text message from Doug from Who's Right, who just said, Carl, I admire your confidence to feel so good about your content. You don't give a shit how it sounds. Doug's always there for you. I just wrote back, fuck you. Doug will be on the show again. No, Craig.

Did this sound that bad? That was fine. I was at the studio south. What do we call it? WTP South? Something. I don't know. We had some issues, I guess.

Who knows? Voicemails is something that we do at the end of the show. And, of course, our favorite voicemailer of all time, Gary and San Diego gets us started. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute.

Rock and roll. Speaking of shitty. sound the arborist called in what up carl uh it's the arborist long time no talk um hey let me know if my audio sounds like shit so i'm in a different vehicle and um people that i normally call complain um yeah it does sound like shit so i'll give you what he was talking about he said why is it jo rogan has to tommy leon he's like hey we should listen to kickstart my heart even though we got to cut it out of the show it's like isn't joe rogan big enough he should be able to license this stuff and be able to have Motley

Crew, like a song play on YouTube? Well, yeah, but does Tommy want to hear that? Well, that was weird because they did sit together and listen to that, even though they cut it out of the episode. Burr, when he was doing the Beavis rocking out thing. Hilarious. There's a YouTube video that's been going around. People keep sending it to me.

Well, Carl, I just came across a YouTube video. The worst design city in the U.S. U.S. and it's Cape Coral. So the YouTube channel is places, by the way. So, yeah, check that one out. Yeah, yeah.

The first person to help me know about this. I'm very aware of that video. And I've watched it. My house is lovely. There's a 7-Eleven on every corner. Too many 7-Elevens is the big complaint that all the locals have. How much frozen pizza can I eat around here? I almost forgot.

Carl eats poop, everybody. Carl eats poop. Rock and roll. There is zero evidence of that. Carl. Aside from my breath. Oh, shit. Do I?

Fuck. Corey Feldman calling on. Nope. Hey, WATP. This is Corr-Shelman. Listen, I was listening to the episode where Joe Rogan was interviewing Tommy Lee for Motley crew, and they were saying that for, who was it? Leonard Skinner had the best guitar solo in Freebird.

Are you kidding me? Have you ever heard my guitar solo? I have. If you guys are listening to this, check this out. He's been practicing. It's getting better. Fuck Leonard's cute. I'll hang up and listen.

All right. Good stuff. Gary. Can't wait to see your band again someday soon. He did his best. You know, one thing that we didn't pick up on was the dry mouth that Tommy Lee had when he was on with Joe Rogan. but a lot of people were quite annoyed by it. Arl, listen to WATP and Tommy Lee, and God damn it, dude, his fucking tacky-ass mouth is grossing me out.

I'm listening on my headphones, and it's fucking disgusting, man. Jesus Christ. And also, I didn't know that you were genetically predisposed being a German. Makes sense that you love meth. It all is coming together. It all is coming together. anyways uh yeah Tommy Lee fucking insane and yeah enjoy your math

all right see you later will do don't knock it until you try it um I don't think it to be German don't try it once though I'm gonna try it every weekend until I find out if I like it or not weekend

anyway I'm calling from work so you take a guess of my one jerking off. Oh, Jesus. Two, taking a shit. Or what I like to call a three and a half. That's just where I whip my dick out and show all my employees how big my dick is.

And you too can see how big my dick is October 2nd, beautiful Royal Oak, Michigan. Nice. Although, Royal Oak, you might see how big a lot of people's dicks are. There's that leather place and shit. All right. See you. I'm going to guess you're fat and you're walking upstairs. I think I'm right.

The Arborist calls back. Hey, Carl, it's Arborist. I don't really think that it's nice that you're making fun of Chad for finally making $8,300 in a month. That's hard for some people when they don't have any skills, you know. I know you ran a marketing company. That's how I say it, too. But does Chad have to offer? He had to steal to make that much money, you know.

All right. yourself by. You're right. It's very impressive that he was able to use Kevin Brennan to get people to give him $8,300. You know, I've had enough of people thinking that Carl's a Nazi just because he's German. No one, and I repeat, no one out there loves big black cocks more than Carl G. Berger. The bigger, the blacker, he loves that cock. Why do you think he eats poop? Because it's brown and log shape. So if it's brown, he's putting it in his mouth, putting it in his hand, he's putting it up to his ass.

He's a poop-eating, big black cock-loving, club-footed. Punds! He didn't recognize that. That was Anthony Jeselnock. In case you were in church. So you thought you were getting in front of the poop thing. I did?

Yeah. Because you brought it up, you're making fun of it, blah, blah, blah, blah. And here come all the comments. It's not stop. we're not getting enough about you getting in front of the beat I know you're right in front of everything fuck Jody B when last time he was on the show

he wanted to review a podcast it was about eating poop I was like Jody I mean I know you got to discord things is funny and stuff but can we just do a real pocket maybe I should do that show maybe he's right what are you afraid of and look who's co-hosting it's Carl who are these podcasts

Hey Carl I was re-watching the fixing Joe Pile that Joe Manderice shot with Anthony Ardy and Norton. Still makes me laugh every time I watch it. December 13th this year will be the 10th anniversary when that show was shot. Oh, shit. You guys should definitely revisit that podcast for a bonus show on that day in honor of our 93% Italian friend, Joe Mattress, and the only best show that he's ever put together. Fuck you, don't call me back.

That was a classic. We did cover it on WTP, but I would revisit that. It was funny. Last call Coming from heaven Hey Carl Gary from San Diego This is how you sound in heaven

My earth body is decaying Into bits and pieces Well see you later Ah Gary's still following the show too That was nice I know that Matt Lewinsky Who was convicted of murder Can't listen to the podcast in prison

It's nice to know that people can listen in heaven though Yeah Dad you never listen But if you're checking this one out Germany sucked this year Here's a huge Disappointment I bet your dad can hear in heaven

Yeah he couldn't hear on earth That's a good point He's motherfucking Paraguay I'll tell you that I gotta go bye I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go

I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go Okay Bye Who are these podcasts The Holocaust wasn't real I don't know

Who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye. Okay, folks. Guess what?

The episode's over. All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing. Okay, bye. And that's the end of that chapter. Thank you. Please clap.

I force applause breaks. I force them. Some people earn them. I force them. Point to which one is the fag.