Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep743 - Steel Toe, Kevin Brennan, Chad Zumock, Opie Radio

Episode Date: July 11, 2026

This episode is a little bit different as we combine This Little Piggy and WATP. Yesterday I went on Chad Zumock’s show with Bob Levy and by most accounts, it didn’t go well for Chad. We start by seeing how Kevin Brennan is dealing with his guy showing up unprepared and getting embarrassed. Chad seems to think it went fine. Wild! Pat Dixon and Moody both join the show as we do a deep dive into Steel Toe’s week, starting with his retarded assessment of my debate with Chad. Aaron won’t let me come on his show and debate him which is somehow a win for the Toe? We also watch him miss goals by a lot and Moody breaks the news of a brand new restraining order against him from Kayla Rekieta. Yikes! Chip Chipperson breaks character to laugh with Jim Florentine about Artie Fletcher. Opie has a new friend, Be A Man, who is a total cornball. But don’t worry, Opie has a crazy story about taking his dog out to poop in the middle of the night. He’s fired up about it. We finish with your voicemails. Check out Pat Dixon and subscribe - https://www.youtube.com/@pdixon More This Little Piggy - https://thislittlepiggy.show/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/bQeFMPzECKY  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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that isn't afraid to verbally beat up a mentally challenged person I'm your host car With me this week The Amanda spends more time streaming than Netflix It's Pat Dixon

How do you Well buddy thank you Also with us The L and TLP, it's Moody. I see how it is. I see how it is, Carl. I see how it is. I heard what theme song played and what theme song did not play today.

Yeah, well, I was waiting to see Melt and showed up. Then we'd have this little piggy, but it's just you. I know where the allegiances lie here. This is hostile territory. I'm not going to forget this, Carl. You're a friend of the show. Producer Chris is here as well. Also a friend of the show.

Please go to Whoarethys.com. Get all the stuff over there. We'll do some bonus shows this month, probably next week. We start recording some bonus shows. We encourage our listeners. Give us five stars on Apple Podcasts and shit all of us in the comment section. Today we'll be talking about steel toe. We're talking about the aftermath of my discussion with Chad Zumach and Kevin Brennan's

unbelievable cope. Opie's got a new buddy and internet sensation who joins the show for FU Friday. So much to get to. Kevin Brennan went on MLC. He sniped the Chad Zumach show yesterday that I was on if you haven't seen it. I believe Doom has the clip. Stalin 19, Dirty Jersey Rat. And when I say clip, I think I mean the whole thing.

So if you want to check that out, he went on MLC last night to, I don't know, cope or figure out what happened or I'm not even sure what he's trying to do here. I think he's making a lot of excuses for Chad, but also he's very disappointed in Chad. He didn't represent MLC well. I think maybe even Dirty Jersey Rat. Dirty. Dirty, dirty. Yay!

I love it. I had to watch Carl. and clip for the carl and uh tongue-tied chad and uh and see what was happening so i didn't want to wait for a clip i did on rumble chad said he was going to strike people that watched the show on on youtube so i did on rumble i don't give a fuck i put on patreon it's already on patreon does kevin really think that chad would have struck his channel if he had done this on youtube i mean that's ridiculous That's right. Yeah.

I was looking for a workaround for this. That would have been hilarious if he did. How did Kevin Brinian get spit on the outside of his microphone? It's like a large glove. It's disgusting. It's done and over with. Done and over with. Otherwise,

I got to go by the clips. I was going to watch it anyway. So otherwise, I got to go by the clips and then so and so and so said. And that so and so said. The point is, it wasn't very effective. It wasn't very effective.

That's a fact check. So I was talking to Adam Bush afterwards. And Adam watched the show through MLC on Rumble. And I don't think there was a lot of transformative content going on from Kevin. He did stop it to claim that I have sued people and porn bombed them, two things that I have never done. But that was fun. I don't even know why, again, it doesn't matter. I mean, I don't know why Chad wants to, he wants to be friends with these guys.

He's turned into like Bob Levy. Chad, when he's sober. So in Kevin's world, there's only two ways to be. Friends are enemies. He must prefer his enemies. But if you're not an enemy, then you're a friend. I don't think that Chad was trying to become my friend yesterday. I had to get that impression at all.

Yeah. I didn't glean that. No, that was not it. Isn't Chad turning into anyone an upgrade? Good point. Bob Levy is on T. He's got a TV show now. Does not make a lot of good decisions.

Because then he, I don't know if he feels like remorse, but he's like, and I did go to the bank. I didn't, I didn't have an appointment, but I did go to the bank. All these idiots use that joke. I called Chad out, making that joke three four times. Kevin has to say it too, like, we got it. Chad time by having a bank appointment. again uh chad when he sober's up you know it's like almost like brian mccarthy

you know i'm not going to say no value but it's like what so you want to be friends with karl and again carl's carl's a uh that's a good message to said to your friend who's trying to recover from alcoholism isn't it yeah this guy's sober he fucking sucks he's worthless he has no value into my show he's getting his brain back starting to think for himself fuck that i can't have that Back in the cage, Chad. I mean, the fact that Carl pretends like stuttering John was trying to take away their First Amendment rights. That's why they had a, you know, Dr. Steve stepped in and they had a countersuit or, you know, whatever.

Club for Carl doesn't remember. The anti-SLAPP countersuit is because it was a frivolous lawsuit that was only meant to cost us money and cost our attorney's time. And one of the ways that you know that, and I probably shouldn't be speaking on this yet, hopefully soon. One of the ways that you know that is when couch cushions are brought up on multiple pages in a court document about right of publicity. Multiple pages. Multiple pages. Couch cushions. I don't think it remembers a dabble. What is it called again? DabbleCon. DabbleCon. Remember? They were outside. They took pictures. Remember they took pictures. Maybe I should go to jail.

I forgot about that. Pictures? Outside taking pictures. Jesus Christ. It's fucked up. You know, the way, what he says, I do see it like a villain. And again, what these guys do is they're like, hey, hey, dabble house. Dabell house.

Remember they went to? Now we're doing a shulie impression. Hey, buddy. They all took a picture. they were at Stevie Tomatoes and they got there and then they listened to Kate Meatypes. But Carl's like, no, Chad, you got to realize any action you take will cause a reaction. So that's what I got sued. That started the whole lawsuit thing.

But nobody remembered that. But Chad don't remember his own Comey country story. Or he doesn't, Chad doesn't remember back to Thanksgiving. So I don't know, Chad, when Chad would go on a show where he doesn't remember anything. That was one of the funniest parts. Like, whenever I think he was, I don't know.

What? How do you not know what happened on Thanksgiving? He doesn't remember anything about his past. But Carl does. But Carl doesn't remember anything about his own past. Remember Dabell House? Yep. When was that?

Last summer? April. Anybody remember when Dabell House was? Dabble House. Going once. Going twice. April 25. Go on me.

Go in. Dabble House was April 2025. But nobody remembers that. Nobody remembers that. Yeah, you're right. Actually, I remember pretty well because it's still dragging out the fucking courts. And then John wasn't even doing shows back then, remember? And then all of a sudden he started coming back in the summertime, I think.

Dabell Story it over here. Started in the summertime. Remember quite one year at New Year's Eve? Let me think if I can remember this. Could one year at New Year's Eve. Was that last year? And then they did Dabble House. And then he's like, yeah, coming.

And then he came back in the summer. He's probably like, yeah, they're using my name, image, and likeness to promote an event. That they, that you had to pay. You had to pay to watch. I didn't pay a dollar. I didn't even snip it. But you had to pay to watch it. So why does he sue me for some?

much fucking money then. You know what I mean? It doesn't make any sense. Kevin Brennan, they have to pay for it. You had to pay to attend it. So then John came back, I guess, in the late,

in the summer, right? Came back, I think, last summer. What a presentation style this guy has. So charismatic and compelling. Then he left again in

end of April. So that's what happened. But Carl's like, he's always the way of telling Chad. Chad, you know, if you do stuff, there's going to be a reaction. Right. Like you're charging people to listen to private conversations. All right. First off, we didn't break any civil laws or we didn't do anything to John's right of publicity.

The courts, I'm sure, will prove that correct. And secondly, what's the difference? If I did some of the cause a reaction, what does it have to do with me telling Chad that everything he does causes these things to happen to him? He keeps that's like, life keeps happening to him. He's like, I don't get it. All of a sudden, everyone hates me and my career's going to shit. Like, yeah, because of this and this and this.

It still makes that a valid argument. That's all. I'll set Chad to link. But I don't think I was a win for Chad. That's a fact. And, and again, I think... Have you ever been on, like, a phone call with an elderly person? And then you, like, need to go use the bathroom.

So you put the phone down and walk away? I go, oh, yeah, and then what happened to the salon? And then you come back and they're still talking, this is what it sounds like. Yeah, but Matlock solved the case, right? Oh, good. Then I filmed the pilot for HBO. Yeah, Anna Bush wasn't there. There's no elevators.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. No elevators in that way. That's correct, right? Chad wants to be on debt. Who are these podcasts? I think he wants to be like a regular guy now. I mean, he might as well start hanging out with Melton.

Like a real boy. Was he going to start doing other shows? That's not allowed when you're on Missouri Loves Company, as we know. Right? Because that's what Carl wants. Carl wants to like, hang. Yeah, I want Chad Zumak on my show. Been there, done that.

I'm good. That's what Carl wants. Pass, hard pass. Hey, we're pals. We're pals. Nothing threatens Kevin more than people being friendly with each other. It's crazy. That's true.

It's so true. I mean, I heard you and Bob Levy talking about that. Like, Pat Dix is the worst guy in the world. And so Bob does a show with him, but now Bob is just an awful human being. It's the second worst guy in the world, yeah. We're pals. He wants to be friends with Bob. So that I'm the only, I'm the odd man out.

The apprentice's got nobody. I don't have anywhere to turn. This is called paranoia. It's what that is. There's only three people on the internet. Said Anna Bush a link. Oh, he's in the chat. Field actor Adam Bush.

I would love to see, I mean, at a certain point, it's just going to be like Kevin in the high school cafeteria at a big table all by himself. And everyone else is like teamed up with their friends all around him. He's just a sad boy. I don't know what happened. So he's talking about Adam Bush, who was in the chat during this? Said Anna Bush a link. Oh, he's in the chat.

Failed actor, Adam Bush. Failed actor. Adam Bush, saying the chat was the last time you got a paid gig. Adam Bush, it was the last time you got a paid gig. Is there any proof? So Adam immediately chatted the last time he had a paid gig, put it in there multiple times, and Kevin ignored. it. Surprise, surprise.

Weird. Because, and Kevin's narrative has to be that Adam hasn't worked since Nickelodeon when he was 17 years old. Otherwise, it makes Kevin look stupid. Kevin was an actor, too, right? Do you count pilots? Yeah, and, uh, wasn't he, uh, didn't he play Santa Claus or something like that? I remember him on Dr. Katz playing Kevin Brennan. I remember about Santa Claus. It was his finest work. It was pretty good.

That was the last time you worked as an actor. let's say that. Can you put it in the free chat? You can probably look at his IMDB. It's the last time he worked. So he'll say, he'll say, well, you don't do comedy anymore. This is my favorite. So Kevin won't debate me.

I mentioned many times that I'd love to go on MLC and talk to him. But what he does is he debates someone who's not there. Yeah. And then Adam will say this to me. But then they'll say this back to him. It's like, wow, you're winning this debate every time. It's amazing. I don't do comedy anymore.

but I make a lot of money doing this. He doesn't act anymore. He doesn't make any money doing what he's doing. I make a lot of money. It could stop today. It could stop tomorrow. But right now, I'm not doing stand-up comedy because I don't have to.

I'm making many, many, many, many, many dollars doing this. It's funny when I hear people call out, when I shouldn't say people, I should say like Chad specifically, calls out Pat Dixon. Pat doesn't even do stand-up anymore. It's like your buddy Kevin Brett and brags about that. Yeah.

I don't understand. It's different. Right. It's cool if he doesn't do stand-up, but it's not cool if you don't. Sure. Why not? Adam Bush, failed actor Adam Bush, doesn't make any money doing Carl's show. What a fucking loser.

Speaking of... Oh, sorry. Chad, you know, the, you know, you know the whole thing about the content house right or dabble house yeah i got banned from it no no no that was different dabel house was when they took the kate meney uh stuttering john conversation and built a whole weekend around that you had to pay to uh watch them live stream you had to pay oh you had to be you had to pay to uh see that i think you could be at the hotel or yeah rented an air b and be remember they were at stevie tomatoes we definitely don't allow people at our Airbnb that's that's that's that yeah if you pay

actually you can sleep next to Shulie. Does Chad think he's on the phone right now? He does that. He does that a lot. Talking to his girlfriend. Don't burn the turkey. I'll be out soon. Got to set of venues too.

Yeah, he's by. Oh, yeah, yeah. I need two shows on a Saturday night. They just missed stuttering, John. So that was all, that was why Carl's always telling you, uh, every action is a, it causes a reaction. It's very repetitive, but I want to fast forward to a point where the chat is getting involved. And it's very funny because Chad thinks he was fine.

He comes out here just like, I did a great job, right? The chat's all just like, what the fuck is wrong with you? It shows up eating a banana, like a casual. Celebrating. He's taken aback by the reaction that he's getting from the viewers of this. There's a few times we're just like, man, these guys used to be funny out there. What happened? It's a stuttering John's place of a...

Stevie Tomatoes is stuttering John's place of employment, right? Yeah. No, they went there to harass them. Okay. So one of the big points that Kevin's mad at Chad for not making is I brought up the fact that Chad was organizing a little get-together at Rob Saul's place of employment. Yes.

Wherever that is, a casino, I guess. He's a bartender, whatever. I don't know. And so Kevin goes, why wouldn't you bring up the fact that they all went to Stevie Tomatoes? Now, John doesn't work at Stevie Tomatoes. first off, we're allowed to go to Stevie Tomatoes. Doesn't matter who the patrons are there.

Anyone's allowed to go. Secondly, it was actually a meetup where we had a bunch of people who lived in that area come in and hang out with us. And we coordinated that with the bar ahead of time. We said, hey, we're going to have a pretty big group. We're all coming in for a meetup. I remember they had the back room for us,

but it was really nice outside, so we all decided to hang it out at the outdoor bar. Yeah. It was organized. So all of it was organized on the up and up. We also were meeting there at eight, which is like John's home and passed out in bed, slurring words to Kate Media on the phone by then.

So there's no issue with running into John Melendez by 8 p.m. They went there to arrest him, but Carl acts like he's always the victim. And that's the other thing too is that he wants it both ways. So he goes, they went there to harass John, but then they got there and John was there, so they hit in the parking lot. So, like, which one is it?

Were we harassing him? Or were we, you know, nine of us scared. Get down. Here it comes. Did you have your voice? Your noisemaker, rather? I forgot to bring the noise maker, unfortunately. We could see John was leaving because we saw the stink lines.

I think he's going. I think he's gone. Like everybody's, everybody's bad except for him and Melton and the guy who does coke with his kids. I mean, these guys were absolute fucking clowns. I was going to give Rob money, bring him business, but... Yeah, he was trying to help him out.

I'm cool with Rob. I didn't see that come up. from a mile away. Rob and I are fine. He's fine. He's sober. He's killing it. He's making money. Allegedly. Vegetarians don't cook turkeys. I just, I already, I already cover this. I think in a, Thanksgiving, vegans always, and vegetarians always look selfish. This is wild. The context here, if you haven't seen the conversation I had with Chad, I took him to task on his Thanksgiving story with his alleged girlfriend, where he says that they went, bought a turkey the day before. she cooked it the night before

and then got up early, left without him to drive two hours to a family and friends Thanksgiving usually just one of the other but whatever it's family and friends Thanksgiving and she's a vegan who brought a cooked turkey that she cooked the day before and she goes and they're just going to warm it up there

or something I don't know that's how Thanksgiving works at all or turkey it's never worked that way It's never happened in the history of Thanksgiving not once. That sounds like a potty quicks prompt for someone.

It's like you're a vegetarian who's cooked the turkey the night before and had to drive two hours to come to the party. She, I don't know how meat works, guys. Is this what I do it right? And if you remember, like originally, it was also like all the stuff too.

Like now it's down to one side item which you can't remember, you know, but it was like she brought the whole meal. Yeah, and it's funny. I love that Kevin's running cover for this because such a ridiculous story. I was just like, that happens. It's a thing.

the thing that Chad kept saying on here I think we'll probably get to it is he goes Listen I know she's a vegan but she's also great cook And she loves to cook Great cooks Don't care about baking a turkey for five hours That's not what cooking is Anyone can fucking do that

You stuff it and you put it in it's done And they're not going to do it 18 hours ahead of time either They might recognize that could be an issue It does take a bit it takes a bit of time But his timelines all off Like if if she was going to Turn up, you'd use the oven of the place that you're going to to finish it. Like, that's not, you wouldn't have it all done the night before.

That's way too early. It's way too early. It's not a brisket. I hope it's dry enough for you. Right. I've been trying it out all nights. I've been trying it out and everything. Oh, maybe that would be a vegan move. Enjoy your dry turkey.

Yeah, right. I can't eat that. Everyone, want this juicy soy? And look at the script he's writing, you know. Yeah, you know. vegans are, you know, they start to feel bad maybe every once in a while. So that's probably what happened. Yeah.

That's the opposite of what vegans do. All the vegans do is shame you and tell you what a piece of shit you are for harming animals. Vegans always and vegetarians always look selfish. You know, Peter's always walking around going, maybe you should hunt some deer, you know, fit the population out a little bit. In fact, I'll cook you a venison dinner. Right. Like, I can't eat that. I can't eat that.

So I think, you know, because and people always complaining, oh, we didn't make any, we didn't make any just vegan stuff for you. So, so I think, uh, turnabout, they're like, you know what? Let me, let me take the high road and I'll make a big turkey, even though I can't eat any of it. Hey, bad news. Chad's bringing his imaginary girlfriend and she's vegan. Yeah. You want to make imaginary dishes. And only she can eat. Go get an imaginary chair for her. Uh, vegetarians and vegans, uh, cooked turkeys. That's a fact. Uh, you're done. Hey, I said that. No, I'm just saying they do. I know.

I watched it happen. I watched the preparation. You should have recorded it, so then you could have stuck it to Carl today. She prepared a turkey in your 500 square. No, in her apartment. It was in her place you fucking quit copying everything. Melton says, you unoriginal mimic. I don't care.

It's why Chad is a broke bomb. Does everything half-ass with excuse after excuse? What did Nick Swartzon say? Speaking of broke bums. It's something. Oh, that's good. He doesn't want a part of this. No way.

women like Chad, hot Latina saw I'm eating on here and said he's a disgusting slob. I bet there's a hot Latina in here. Trust me. I've seen you fucking losers in person. Chad's killing it. One of the most effective strategies of Lincoln I already know this is going.

One of the most effective strategies of the Lincoln's Douglas debate format is to I don't care. That's what Douglas said. That's why I lost. I love the fact that like Carl went and made notes on this and he didn't get a dime from it. I love

it. Yeah. It's almost like I'm not desperate for money. It's almost like I'm not a loser. I just wanted to put my best foot forward and put out a good product. And chance thinks that's a loss for me. I'm never going to give me any of the superchance. I didn't ask for it. I don't want it. I didn't need it. You made notes like a sucker. Yeah. Look at Carl actually working and

putting out a good presentation. What an idiot. Jotting down a few things before he goes to talk about it. Organizing his thoughts. Could you imagine? Okay. But also, also, So all he had to say was what happened on Thanksgiving, and then he doesn't have a fucking hill to die on or, or, or need a lot. What do you do with the knee?

You pull up a knee or you pull up a knee or you pull up a chair. Pull up a knee. Yeah. You don't have a hill to piss in. F.Y. Ray has never lost a debate to Lady, to Lady K. Fuck Carl. Is Ray on now? He's going live at 6.50.

Funks. Can we watch? Uncle Chair likes to see. Exactly. Can we turn that on? Say he doesn't need to fit in or bend the knee. Oh, it's bend the knee too. Wait, take a knee, bend the knee, pull up a chair, die on a hill. And what else don't I forget?

But this week alone, he went crying to Tuki and kissed Carl's ass, embarrassing. No, no, no. I asked Tuki, I thought it would be funny because people were harassing me from that camp. I go, well, if I have him do it, people will leave it alone. So which is, you thought it'd be funny? or you thought that people would leave you alone. Which one do you believe? I mean, neither.

I think he was desperate and need someone to figure out how to make his special happen. And he ran to Melton like a bitch. And I never kissed Carl's ass, not once. How many people what she cooking the turkey for? There were a lot of people there and she wasn't the only turkey.

Trust me. There was a lot. You just said she wasn't the only turkey. And that it sounded like... Raise some hands. How many people are bringing turkey? Two, four, seven. Okay, that's perfect. Seven turkeys.

Everybody bring a turkey. I think it's not like Sanford is on it. Hey, turkey. Did I miss the parlor chat struck, stuck caves yet? It's about one and a half pounds of turkey per person. Yeah, because it's a lot of bone. And so you can't have one turkey. I could see her cooking like a 10 pound turkey and then putting it in a thing.

and then if people want to eat it, it's like, and if they don't eat, you got extra turkey. That's why people... Jesus Christ, Kevin. The mental gymnastics, he's going through.

I do kind of like that he's dwelling on this just to torture, Chad. It's hilarious. It's outlandish. I mean, like, he's competing, and it's like awake.

People take stuff to awake, a potluck, you know, the situations where people might actually bring food. Like, he was talking about the chickens in the store. Right. Yeah, there's pretty good chickens.

People buy it. They're ready to. to eat. That's not what Thanksgiving is, though, but okay. Show up with something. If you have to have a cooked turkey, anything, you can't show up empty-handed, especially with a plus one, who might be or may or may or not be on bended knee. And she also brought stuffing

and something, and another dish. I forgot. I'm sorry, I don't remember. Great show today, Chad. Bob did great. Do you remember when Chad went Thanksgiving shopping for the first time? He made a big deal about this. He's like, I actually went with my girlfriend and went Thanksgiving shopping. I've never done. before, man, it's a lot of work. Now it's turned out they bought

stuffing, a turkey, and one other thing you forgot. Yeah, right. A lot of work, Chad. Geez. I'm starting to think he makes all of this shit up. I wonder what Christmas shopping is like with him. God. I got him a gift card

and a gift card. And an envelope. Vegan, girlfriend didn't live in Florida. Remember where her apartment? I'm not going to tell where she lives and she's not from Florida, but she lives in Lord, I'd go fuck you soon. You promised the debate and then it's zero work to prepare for the debate, so you're admitting to grifting your audience.

No, I thought we're going to go on and just talk shit. What does he mean by that? He'd call me Four Eyes and I'd call him out for having a shitty Cleveland hand on. What does he mean? I thought we're just going to go out and talk shit. Well, that's our show. Hey, Chad, fuck you. No, fuck you, Carl.

You crammed up your ass, Chad. It's a tie. You're joking, but that's exactly it. That's what he thought was going to be. And that's what Kevin would have called a good show. Right. The two of you yelling at each other. He's dumb.

But, KB, do you unintentionally, do you intentionally misunderstand? Misunderstand what? Everything. Fucking everything. Jesus Christ. Chad is the man. Special is going to be great. Fuck girl.

Did T.O. Hank give any money to your go for me. He does go to your life. Tio Hank. This is my buddy right here. Fuck Carl. Hey, next time I see you, sir. We got some words.

I've got some words. Yes, he did. And it was very nice to you, T.O. Hank. Thank you. And you can still donate. You can still donate. Let's drive people nuts. What happens have you hit 10,000?

Then it goes to 100,000? Keep going. We're going to keep going. It'll never stop. I explain this to Chad. It doesn't drive us nuts that you made money on your GoFund me. Cardiff has been doing a victory lap ever since. He's like, this is going to drive him nuts.

You have to put together a special somehow. He can't do that. We think it's hilarious. The more money you raise, the more pressure is on you to put out a special that's decent. Yeah, we're not to see the Carl alienated his whole, you know, his whole staff. He got rid of his director. He got rid of his sound guy. I got all that stuff walk because of Cardiff.

Right. Yeah. Chad had it all figured out. And then Cardiff sent an email. And this guy's like, I can't take the heat. It's a Canadian potato on me. I'm going to go back to working with Louis C.K. It's like having a kid to save a marriage.

It's like you think the endorphin high is going to like last this entire relationship. You've got a you've got another 18 years of this. Right. Yes. It's really fun in the beginning. It brings you closer together than you don't get sleep for a $10,000. It feels really good in the bank account until you've got to put on a special. Keep going.

We're going to keep going. It'll never stop. I'll film another special. I'll film two specials. Cromat and a high schooler getting an abortion. You know, that's a lot. lie because then he would allegedly one of his friends got her pregnant

because girl can get I'm just wondering about this now. Is that true? What do my friends? I'm talking to my girlfriend at that school? What the fuck? I said I was sorry. That's wild. Wait, so you're not the abortion guy? Some other guy? I guess so. A woman pregnant

if he got a girl pregnant. Life dependent on it. Now he did. Okay. Kevin. So retarded. Pregning him from somebody else. Now he's lying. No, there's no way Carl got an abortion. And he could have paid for it, but he didn't get her knocked up. That's a fact. Because Carl's gay is a day is long.

This time you are. That's pretty gay. Michael Spinks won the fight the next morning. I don't know you're talking about. Case, we all understand why Chad chose Bob. I was talking to Bob I thought he would be a guy who you know they call him a fence sitter and he's a guy in the middle

Yeah that's why he's not going to take your side He's a fence sitter You might as well have gotten Mason in Portland And debated Michael Jordan versus Sam Bowie At one point earlier in this he goes Yeah and Bob I'm like Bob I could I could use some help here Right

Come on. He said that during this And he literally said I have Bob on here Just to be the mediator And be a neutral party He likes both of us and then it's just like Bob you get this guy to stop spitting facts at me

it's very embarrassing well shouldn't the truth equal the tape oh yeah I gotta go back and watch you I'm not doing it tonight this boy had a busy day oh shit work work work work work work my phone's ringing

I was watching on Cardiff last night because he wasn't covering the debate he was covering the aftermath of that and so Chad had like four of people watching live, which he never has. So he's like, I guess I'll just stay out and correct Superchance as long as I can. And it was very funny.

He had nothing to say. And then they started sniping us, which was hilarious. He started sniping Devilverse Live, which was a big topic of our debate yesterday about sniping and striking channels for sniping and stuff. And then as soon as he saw Hughesie cut out, Hughesie scares him for some reason. Hughes came out as a guest on Devilverse Live yesterday. He went, oh, Susie's there. So he started just watching WATP videos for my channel.

I can't believe Chad's girlfriend was as good. I can't believe Chad's girlfriend was as good of a vegan as Chad as a comic. Well, she didn't eat meat, so she's pretty good. You said she didn't eat meat or me? Meat. My stepdad used to say one by a lip. Oh, God, this audience has gotten funnier since I last met on it. You were just here.

I know, I'm joking. It's cookie time. It's 6.30. My step-down used to say one by a lip. Read it again. I bring up base to Turkey every dinner party. Thank you. You got to show up something. You show up empty-handed.

You might not just bring it uncooked turkey. You can't. It was like one of those silver trays with a lid-fig out of it. Like you bring for room service. I brought a turkey. Just one of the oven, but thanks. Appreciate it. Show up empty-handed.

It's either empty-handed. Anti-handed or a turkey. I love that. At the end of the turkey are the two choices that you have. I mean, the fact that Kevin saying this with a straight face is wild. What is he saying right here? You can't show up empty-handed. To a turkey thing?

To a turkey thing. You guys come to my turkey thing this year? Did you bring a turkey? This asshole brought squash. It's a turkey thing. A Thanksgiving event, Christmas, as anything like that Easter. You could have

you could have coordinated with Joe, you could have coordinated with Joey C and his AI prowess. You could have coordinated with Joey C and his AI prowess and won the debate. There was nothing to win. Nobody won. It was like, there was no like winner or loser.

It was just, we talked. That was there a mediator. Right. What do you mean there was no winner or loser we just talked? Is that what Chad really thinks happened? I don't know. I don't know. It's hard to tell with Chad.

You don't know if he's lying or stupid. Sometimes it's both. Talk shit. Everyone watch. It's clipped. It's out there. Have fun. He did make a lot of money.

So I think he won in a lot of ways. Chad's girlfriend driving two hours with her emotional support turkey. But it's a lot that looks like dinner, like look less like dinner more what regret smells like. Emotional support turkey. It's not a bad title Christopher Martin Hey, I'm the one that lost the girl You don't seem to, you don't do a lot of prep for that either

You seem to be okay with that I didn't see it coming You didn't? No, I wasn't Bob used to be a fence at her he still is, but he used to... Everything about Chats relationship So I was talking about this at the time when he was going through this He would talk about the fights they would have

And the text messages they would send back and forth I'm like, that's not any relationship ever And the fact that like his girlfriend doesn't to me, didn't see it coming. They were supposed to move in together. And then she just dumped her. He didn't see it coming. Like, that's just how that works.

Well, he never saw her. Well, right. Well, the reason he gave is like, you know, I, uh, nothing was going right anymore. We just didn't get along anymore. It's like, yeah, see, obviously, how could you see it coming? So you would see it coming. Right. And she's not happy.

I can't make her happy. She wants to spend less time with me. And then all of a sudden she dumps me. It's like, what the fuck? It's the toe. I used to do drugs. I still do. I used to do drugs.

I still do. I think sorcerers are meeting to be a based at turkey. Whatcha? A lot less fat on a turkey. Are you guys talking about the turkey? I'm just saying a vegan could theoretically cook a turkey to be a good sport. Theoretically, a vegan cooking turkey to be a good sport. Yeah.

And that is like how it works with Chad's stories. theoretically. There could have been an oil can in there and it got kicked over and splashed on your face. I'm sure. Theoretically.

It's like, hey, we invited our Muslim friend to Christmas. He's bringing the tree. Right. Why is the, why is the,

why is you judge of the turkey? I'm just saying a vegan could theoretically cook a turkey to be a good sport even though they can't eat it. She likes the fucking cook. That's her thing,

man. So also, if you just bring something to, That's only, that only vegans can eat. You're the only person who's going to eat it. So it looks selfish. She cooks.

Okay. So let me get this straight. There's a plant-based dish. And everyone's like, I can't touch that. That's for vegans. This is why everything he says, Kevin says, is like, such bullshit because, like, he just say, he will say anything for, you know, because these are extensions of him.

They're not people. Chad's like his arm. Right. I just love this idea. Yeah, like if you brought cauliflower, people'd be like, well, fuck that noise. Yeah. Did you wrap bacon around it at least? The mashed potato, the stuffing, the cranberry sauce.

Like, there's so many things. I don't even celebrate Thanksgiving, but. By the way, if you give me vegan mashed potatoes, I will punch you in the face. It's just FYI. There's better be some dairy products in there. Good to know. I feel like you could do me vegan mashed potatoes. It could.

So I'm about it. And she was a good cook. I missed that. The Z-Man wasn't charged to make it. Try your tears, Chad. I thought it was squashed. All right. That's kind of my one of the watch.

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By the way, I... No, Stalin 19 posted this. I do have some still throw Joe Burrow coming up. But Aaron watched a Chad show yesterday. I have to say, I want to brag about something that I didn't know about until yesterday. But I decided to check out that. show Chad did yesterday where he had Carl on. First of all, there

was no winner or loser. If you did that, you're a fag. Like, honestly, Carl is literally on his computer looking up notes he has about Chad. He has files on Chad. I'm literally on my computer looking up notes I have about Chad. I have news for you. I'm on my computer. Every time you see me streaming,

it's right in front of me. Multiple screens and monitors, things I can look at. Busted. Notes are in front of me at all times. especially when the guy that you're talking to is asking you questions like, what year was that?

I know. When did I say that? But what do you call me a pedophile on social media? What year was that? I don't know, man. It doesn't matter. What does that matter? That's the funniest thing ever.

And then while he's doing it, you can see he's like reading texts and reading DMs he's getting from people on what to say about Chad. It was so embarrassing. Oh, dude. Everyone said my performance was embarrassing yesterday. And that's all I was doing. It was reading text messages, obviously.

Everybody except Kevin. Right. Weirdly, Kevin said he came in prepared. You didn't. You didn't represent me well. Now let's fix this. Right. But Aaron saw the same thing and decided that it was lame that I came prepared and lame that I knew what I was talking about and used notes in my computer. And Spain has scored. And then there's these little podcasts who are like, who won? Who do you think won? Every... No one was asking. I didn't see anyone debating this after the fact.

They're like, ah, you got to give a couple points of shit on this one, but then Carl came back with that one. The wrap-up show. Yeah, there was none of that. Everybody loses when you're that fucking gay as a grown man. But there was a Carl Seat that people missed in there. So I'm confused.

What does he mean by that? Everyone was when you're that gay as a grown man. Is it gay? I'm very confused by what that even means. He's talking about it. He watched the whole thing. This guy who's streaming eight to nine hours a day had time to watch the entire hour and 15 minute long interview I did with Chad.

And he's like, can you believe these gay guys are doing this thing when they're talking to each other? It seemed like it was pretty compelling. You were into it. So he sat there watching a video of two guys be gay for like over. an allah on this computer and then he watched Chad and me debate number one Carl is just as big a liar as chat okay

explain inside state cool let's play the clip let's find out what he means by that and also I am in Carl's head all that oh so he goes nowhere with that I thought he was going to elaborate like I was big a liar's chat like oh I'm sure you got a couple examples right

you're in Aaron's head how many times has he said Carl so far dude Aaron brings me up every week. When we stopped doing this little piggy, he couldn't stop talking about me. Yeah. He needed my attention so badly. He brings me up all the time.

And the only is why I know that is because of my buddy bubble popper who tells me every time he brings me up. Actually, he does it. He goes, I can't even tell you every time he brings you up. He just highlights some of them on the subreddit. Do a super cut. It's crazy. Just as big a liar is Chad.

And also, I am in Carl's head all the time. He will bring me up completely unforced. I am like he started doing that Friday show again because I made fun of him for not doing the Friday show. I think Carl watches a lot of losers and when a loser reminds him of someone, it's usually Aaron. Well, actually, the reason why I brought Aaron up is because I said, Chad, props to you for actually having me on your show. I've asked Aaron to go on his show and he won't have me on. He's a pussy and props you for having me on. And Aaron's like, that's another win for the toe.

I'm in his head. How's that possible? He's fucking idiot. But no, that is true, Moody. I do compare a lot of these losers to each other. It's very easy to make comparisons. I control his every move. Oh, that's the other thing he just said right there.

He goes, and he had to start doing this little piggy again, because I said he wasn't doing this little piggy. But you remember when we came back, Moody? Aaron goes, oh, they had to do this little piggy again because of the court dates. Remember he goes, I knew they'd have to come back to try. try to cope with my big victory in court or whatever it was. And it was all like retroactive. He never said, look, they're going to come back this week.

It's always like, I told you guys they'd come back. He never said that they would. He said that the show was dead. It died. It's never coming back and he got us off the internet. Yep. Also, did he say that he controls your every move? He did just say that.

No wonder you did that gay shit yesterday. And points. Also, why doesn't he make you do something more embarrassing? like eat cum. Right. Like you can control a guy and you just make him do a podcast with a bunch of dorks. You're right. That would be very shameful.

Like if you're like another man's cum off of somebody, that'd be really embarrassing. No one's ever done that. Because I made fun of him for not doing the Friday show. I control his every move. So Carl gets on with Chad and the first thing he says is he goes, that piece of shit, Aaron won't do a show with me, Chad. so what's a clip is that how I talk that is how you cry your second your second strongest material goes right at the beginning of your sit Carl strong open right

there strong open that on impression I mean it's just what a retard test it's he goes that piece of shit Aaron won't do a show with me Chad so what so what so this old Chad thing was a cope for Carl because what he really wants to do is just talk to me. What? I put that much work into prepping and reading notes and having files on Chad. And that was all just to talk to Aaron Imholt. This guy has a serious issue going on. He has a mental issue.

I know that he was totally wasn't a narcissist after one day in therapy. I think he might be a narcissist. He has this line, which he has. says all the time. It's like he these people think that they're in a relationship with me. Right. Which I don't think it's I don't think any of us think we're in a relationship with him. No. But he thinks that we think that we're in a relationship. It's it's so weird. Well, to think that about people. So we have real friends. We actually do this crazy thing called touching grass like he always talks about. We have real friends and interactions. Aaron, I know

for a fact, doesn't because if he does the most mundane task, he talks about it on his show. Guys, I was throwing hoops at the gym the other day. Cool. That's what these losers all have in common with each other. They have no friends and no lives. If I was in a relationship with there and I'd be fucking his wife. Well, right. That's the perk.

And it drives him nuts that I won't. He goes, I've asked him to numerous times. I will expose to you right now that Carl is a very desperate liar. Never got a DM, never got an email. Nothing. Okay. So let me address this. The two genders of asking someone, email and DM.

So I've said on this show, this little piggy, I've said on WTP, I've said it everywhere, that I'd love to go on Aaron's show. I'd love for him to invite me on. Aaron claimed that he watches these shows. He has talked about how much we seeth and how much we get to him. And then he says, he's never asked me. Now, now that you know, Aaron, now that you've heard me say it can I come on your show

so I don't know where Carl has asked me for this sit down first of all we don't need to have a sit down I do fine without you if you're struggling without me I know without me you can't make money I that's rich it's so stupid

it's so fucking stupid so I texted with Aaron today I still have his whole number so I texted him today and I'm like hey man so now that you know I want to come on your show uh when can I come on and you know the the conversation was this whole like oh it's you're so desperate you need me so bad I go Aaron I'm talking about going on your show you make all the money I made a lot of money for Chad yesterday I'm not asking for anything I just want to come on and expose you and he's like

oh dude it just it just shows how pathetic you are and uh you know this is why you have to do your weekly tribute to me and I go dude calling this little piggy a tribute is the definition of coping. You literally just coped just now in this. They're obsessed with me. And I told him, I go, dude, because he goes, I'll leave you the last word, meaning he's not going to respond to the next thing I say. So I told him, I said, dude, you've been begging Karmic to come on your show because you think you can manipulate him. You are scared of me. There's no way to spin this. There's no other way to spin it. No. So anyway. And you know, the thing is like seeing what he makes out of stuff that happens, you know, the way he interprets events, you wonder, like, why do you even need any external stimuli at

I mean, why not just make it all up? Right. It's all a fantasy world, so what's the fucking difference? He absolutely refuses to engage with anyone who's able to, I mean, call him out on stuff. I had an interaction with him or I replied to him on Twitter yesterday and he just refused to address any of it. We'll go into it after this. Oh, good. Okay.

Yeah, because. Mooney said that I won't reply to his stupid. Right, right. I control as if I make him so upset. Look at his co-host. right no one's pushing back no he he has to get guys who have nothing going out in their lives

and are just a yes man and just go yeah you're right Aaron hey if we make another 40 bucks I'll give you 20 that's great Aaron okay give him money guys as it's such a fucking loser I get that part John's gone

I kind of beat you and embarrassed you and you're bitter about it you're an insecure guy that's why you're delivery is awful, by the way. You're cripplingly unfunny. Remember cripplingly unfunny? I have a video coming up of Chad doing a retard impression for 30 seconds straight. But the amount of space I take up in this guy's head that I was the first thing he thought of in this big showdown with Chad. It's not the first thing I thought of. It was

in my notes. I wanted to call you out for me in a pussy. I smiled ear to ear when I heard it. So thank you, Carl. Another win for the toe. Oh, so nice. People saying Carl's boomer mentality is the problem. Yeah. People are saying. Yeah. I just did a poll with the audience and 83% are saying.

I poked my head out the window. People are saying. Flash Wolf also says the dabble grifters like Carl have zero content of their own. It is amazing. Zero content of my own. I just did an hour and 15 minutes just talking to a guy. Yeah, but you talked about other. people.

Sometimes, yeah. It's true. His whole show is reacting to content and news and things that other people have done. It's such a weird line firm to draw that other people are the ones who are here. He doesn't know what he's talking about. The content he does is pretending to drink piss out of a bowl. That's pretty good. The difference as far as like talking about people goes that you talk about people and what they actually do.

That's not your content. He makes his own content by saying, you know, what he believes in. That's a good point. Carl was crying. Moody was seething. Like, he's just making shit up. Like, wow, yeah. He got an amazing imagination there, Aaron.

It is amazing how much they, like, I am needed. I'm daddy over there. Jesus Christ. At least that makes one house with someone calls you that name. Yeah, right. Carl, thanks for handing the toe another unforced error, W. I made the title of today's show is Oz the Steeltoe Savior. And I did say yesterday that whenever I say on the show that like,

oh my God, this is a fucking crazy day or I make a joke about Johnny days or whatever in Oz days, I get text from Johnny where he's like, you know, if you need me to step away from the show if it's hurting the money. I'm like, no, I'm grifting off of it. Like, let me grift.

We are fine. What is what these idiots who don't know what grifting means? Because they've never had a job. Yeah, seriously. It's like people give you money. Why would they do that? In exchange for goods and services, you fucking retard? God damn.

Allow me to grift off the difference in performance on your days and Oz days. It's working. Yeah, this is interesting. We'll talk about it. But Aaron missed the goal by 180 on Monday. That's wild. Must have been a Johnny Day. Then he missed the goal again on Tuesday by triple digits.

But then, miraculously on Thursday, Oz is on. Everyone's throwing red boys at them. 100 bucks in a time and it's a perfect week. Wow! He always offers his, he tenders his resignation whenever Oz has a big day. So yesterday I told you guys, don't go into Johnny's chat and start being dicks.

Johnny's like, kill me, please. End my suffering. Do you hear what Aaron just said? Aaron doesn't give a fuck about his friends. No. He doesn't give a fuck about Johnny. He just said, you know, I played up that Oz is the moneymaker or whatever.

Oz is that we make out of the money. And then Jen will be like, all right, I'll just quit that. Is that what you want? A letter of resignation? And then Aaron goes, come on, dude, I'm just busting your ball. So guys, whatever you do, don't go to his shit and fuck with him. All right? Because he's pretty sensitive. It's something he's really insecure about. By the way, this guy is near suicide all the time.

Here's a private text. There's a crying emoji. He's very upset. So whatever you do, don't pile out right now. Don't make it worse. What a prick. which would be funny if you didn't give a fuck about Johnny which I guess he doesn't so good on you air that's the first good bit you've done in a while

so annoyed Wawa supervisor sent this meme in did you mean what you said in the thumbnail I can just stop doing the show it's okay Jesus Christ right after he said like guys he's sensitive about this don't do this

so look this hilarious meme right here making fun of this loser who do you think has a stronger spine Johnny or Vita Oh, God. Because it's so similar. Dude, the Vito meltdown. I still haven't covered it on this show, and I feel bad about that.

But biggest problem in the universe, Dick quitting the show is wild. I thought you're going to say who has the weaker spine, Patrick Melton, versus the field. Oh, no. Anoyed Wawa supervisor. I hope you understand why I can't put on the screen the meat. me at the trap, it's going down. Let's just say

it is a house that has changed ownership in the last couple of years. And it is an overhead picture of that particular piece of real estate. It says, meet me at the trap. It's going down. You know that's where he kept his cocaine

while they were not allowed to do it, right? I 1,000 percent believe that. A lot of talk about Nick and April this week, by the way. A lot of talk. about Nick and April. We got some examples. Someone in the chat saying

Melton should become a priest. I don't know. That's, I think that's insulting the priests more because they're over it. Oh, Aaron became a Catholic and now priest don't touch little kids anymore.

That's good to know. I didn't realize. I didn't realize that we solved that problem. They're over it. They're over it. You still have an urge to fuck that kid? I'm over it. What's that?

Steel Toes a Catholic. Damn. Yeah. Well, now it's going to make him look bad. I started diddling boys. All right, what are we showing? Okay, so this is an exchange with a St. Tiltow Morning Show on Twitter.

So Patrick, if you, like, there's an HRO that is, that's going through the courts against Patrick and against Nick from Aaron. Hello, welcome to the show. So Patrick and Nick cannot interact with Aaron at all. They can't contact him directly or indirectly. So Patrick was just letting people know. He said, FYI, if you tag me in a post with someone who has a restraining order against me, I untag myself and legally cannot respond or he will run to the court and tell them I'm contact him indirectly and he feels threatened.

He can tweet at me and taunt me every day, but because he is scared of me, I can't respond. Yes, that's correct. So if you ever want Patrick to respond and you take at P. M. Halt, he'll untag himself. and that's been the case for the last little while. So Steve Yalu quote tweeted that, and then Aaron said if he stretched his back like he stretches reality, he wouldn't be an obese cripple before 50. Okay.

So just taunting. But then we get some interaction with JMO, which I thought were quite good. So JMO asks Aaron, wouldn't it make more sense financially and mentally to drop the HROs? Honestly asking, because I don't see a real benefit in them at this point, unless I'm missing something.

Great question. Aaron says, not up to me. It's in the hearing process. Doesn't bother me at all. So he's saying, I can't do anything about that. I already clicked to submit. Interesting, yeah. Which I've never heard from him before.

Right. He's like, well, the paperwork went through. So if I went to the corner, I'm just like, by the way, I'm not actually threatened by this guy. They're like, nope. You are. You are threatened by this guy. Jamo says, well, if you feel safe from harm at this time,

these court resources could be used elsewhere. It affects me none either way, but what a load off your back it would be. If you're not actually scared or need an HRO, like just cancel it. Yep. You don't. He says, I'm not in charge. They started the appeal process of challenging it. As soon as it got rewarded, my part is done.

I have the order two years. I'm not the one who can stop the process. And this is, I've never heard him admit that. Yeah, yeah, that's interesting. So I thought, okay, let's respond to Aaron. I said it hasn't been granted as an HRO and you know this. They are both currently TROs as in temporary restraining orders, not HROs. It's not technically correct on my behalf, but it's an HRO with temporary relief until,

but it works like a TRO does in other states. The same. Gotcha. You can request their dismissal at any time by filling out this form. And I gave the link. How easy is that? I gave him a link to a form, which if you follow it, it takes you to this website of the Minnesota judicial branch that says HIR 401 petitioner's request for dismissal of harassment restraining order.

I decided that he does love me, Your Honor. I'm ready to take him back. Right. That's hilarious. So you're fucking calling about right there. It's four-year-control stop-line. I guess diversity is our strength. It's fully in your control stop.

We got one of the smart ones, Pat. It doesn't know if we work out this way. Then I said, great news that you thought it was out of your control. It's not. You can use this one I pre-filled in for you. Just date and sign this and send it in, and it'll be over. Seems like this was just all one big misunderstanding. And I filled out the form for him.

Nice. Why does the application forms? I don't think he's going to use that one. So there's just a couple fields you need to fill out. This one says petitioner request, missile of the harassment restraining order issued on July 1st, 2025, because I lied on the application forms and was given the temporary order under false pretenses. I do not actually fear the respondent, nor feel that I am in genuine danger.

I'm just an embarrassed little baby who can't use words to fight my battles. That's perfect. Just send that to the judge. It'll be over. Did mine land it right that for you? It's very well written. Right. So Jamo tells him it's not a criminal case.

You either are in fear for your safety or you're not. Aaron, there is a lady getting her ass whipped by her boyfriend that needs that court date. How do you know that, Jamo? All bullshit aside. Because I'm the boyfriend. Dun, don't know that. No victim, no order.

Again, I have no skin in the game. What do you gain here? Aaron responds, I think because of the part of the internet use women, you've been given backwards cope info on how this works. My part is done. So even when you present him with very logical findings and say, no, here's the actual truth. Here's the deal.

Here's the proof. He just goes, oh, you're just reading a subreda that I don't like. Yeah, yeah. I told him someone should tell the Minnesota judicial branch that they have backwards cope info on their site and helpful form to go along with it this needs to be rectified immediately yeah very funny um do you have you blocked yet uh no i thought i'd be blocked but he just does not engage with me at all um i think it's a point of pride for him to not say anything um but i have more hr own use do you want to go into yes let's get into that please all right guys

we heard your feedback and you said, we want more court stuff. Chunts and court stuff is what people are asking for. We'd like court documents. So here is a 19 page court document filed, but from Kayla Ricada against Aaron Imholt. It's a petition for a harassment restraining order. Wow.

This dropped today? This was made public today. It's made public today. Wow. And it was just against Gino Biscani? It's against Aaron Michael Imholt. And so it's Kayla Ricada and four children as well. This was served to him.

You can see here. It was served to him on the 6th of July at 12.05 p.m. So after he was done with his morning show. He's not hitting the goal. I'm going to sit out here for a little while longer. Come on, Chief. I've got places to be. Well, the donut to the goal.

Yeah, right. So, do we want to go through this? Moody, you know I want to go through this. All right. Stop teasing me. Okay, so pretty normal stuff. Caleb, we've redacted names of miners, phone numbers, addresses. You don't need that info.

We just want to reduce it. No. Have fun with. So, normal stuff, email address. there's four minor children as well and they all need protection from Aaron M. Holt address stuff how many restraining orders have been in effect

ordering respondent to stay away from each person you included at number three above. None, one or two or more. They've selected two or more restraining orders, which I think there hasn't been a restraining order from Kayla. from what I right because it was just the court order that he was a court order which is

de facto it's like the same restrictions right but not an actual restraining order and if you remember Aaron said he loves his restrictions he wishes his restrictions could go on forever so keeps him in line he should be glad he's like Whitney Cummings said that she likes being censored by YouTube makes a show better or even Aaron said he likes being demonetized by YouTube people are all fucking retarded he's done his part The court file number, if no, this is the revenge porn case that Aaron pled guilty to. $50, $50, and I walk right out of there. So it comes in.

Hey, get back here. So respondent made threats to the victim as follows. Respondent has made and repeated threats for over two years to reveal or disclose embarrassing facts or fictions about petitioner. if she did not comply with some manner of behavior that he deemed appropriate. Respondent has used petitioners and her family's privacy, safety, and security as a constant and menacing threat to cause further harm and distress to her. Respondent knows, as Petitioner pleaded with him, that privacy is of utmost concern to her. Respondent specifically acknowledged this in text messages with Petitioner and utilize that knowledge to threaten and terrorize her for two years.

Wait, that's illegal. Take the 5'10. Because the day before he sent that image to Gino on his show, she texted him, please stop talking about me. It really hurts me. And he was like, okay, I get it. I'll stop. I'll stop.

That he does a criminal act the next day. Keep going. Respondent took pictures of the victim without permission as follows. a reference file number, this is revenge porn. Respondent took a picture of Petitioner while live on the air. He was on the phone with Stevie Lowe. This link has a video clip of him taking the picture and also of his discussion of taking the photo

on a subsequent broadcast on or about April 10th through 11th. Add discussed below, respondent would go on to unlawfully disseminate this image as described below. Another one, respondent shared private sexual images of the victim without permission as follows. Remember, Aaron also ticked this box when he filed his HR O's against Nick and Patrick. That's right.

All those topless pictures of him at Hacomania, too. Showing his boobs. So stupid. Honor about May 27th, 2024, it's been so long. It's been over two years of this. Respondent shared a nude photograph of Petitioner while on a live broadcast with Gino Bisconti, who appeared on the live broadcast, responded publicly communicated identifying information about Petitioner to associate her with the photograph that was sent.

I like Tatu's more than I thought. Right. This is just rehashing what we know. Responded to Gino Bisconti, publicly exchanged demeaning commentary about the photo. Petitioner did not consent to the photograph being taken and did not consent to this photograph being distributed to Gito Bisconti or any other person. The public nature of sharing the photograph along with the discussion has subjected Petitioner to extreme, persistent and disgusting comments and has immensely damaged her reputation. But not from Gino, obviously. right, Gina's been pretty cool about it. He's probably the worst.

He's the fucking worst. He loves it. And I saw a clip where someone brought them to Keanu where they're like, yeah, I mean, you're always like worried about women but you don't give a shit about what your husband does with Kayla? She's like, well, she's a horror.

So who cares? Like, fuck. Right. This double standard stuff is crazy. Right. She never got money for these pictures, whereas Keanu got change for her. She claims $1,000. bucks for an asshole. One picture, one, how's it go? I can't even remember.

One picture, one time, one gross misdemeanor. Oh, God, that's section. Used social media to harass the victim by, in addition to non-consensually photographing petitioner on his live-streamed YouTube broadcast and subsequently non-consensually disseminating the photo on another live-streamed YouTube broadcast, respondent that has spent over two years harassing victim by making private fact public with foreknowledge that petitioner wished those facts to remain private, pleaded with petitioner of your private message to stop discussion of her private life, including statements about her private sex life in often lurid detail. All right, so I have a question for you, Moody.

Yeah. He hasn't done this in over a year, right? Correct. Yeah. So why is this getting brought up now? What is what is Kayla doing? Because he's got this. There's currently a court order to stop him from.

from talking about Kayla. That's going to run out soon. That will run out at some point. Right. And so because she's a victim of a crime here, where harassment has happened and it was egregious and he admitted to it, she has the option of applying for a restraining order that will last 50 years. Okay.

So that's what she's doing here? This is what's happening right now. Okay. You don't have to read through all this. It's rehashing. Yeah. Oh, that's up we know. But yeah, basically he's, it's a lot.

people can screenshot and see and see what's happening here but it's basically like it's a like there's a really shitty person who this woman that he claimed to be in love with he decided to destroy her reputation and make sure everyone thought she was a filthy drug addicted horror yeah i still do that's april by the way this one's an important one to go through um do you believe the harassment will continue um yes respondent has consistently used his social media platform and private business steel to a morning show to harass and bully women. Yes prior, he led an open campaign of harassment against a female broadcaster in Iowa by making defamatory and abusive statements persistently until the radio station he worked for publicly,

I guess, fired him. Yeah. His first wife, Ashley, had to get a restraining order against him for his vile online commentary. He would go on to be criminally convicted for violating the restraining order. and she links it. His second wife, April, has been subjected to similar daily harassment as Petitioner has mocked his own documented physical abuse of her, recently suggesting he should have hit her more or she would have learned something.

These don't sound very good when they're stacked up next to each other. No. No, Aaron's a piece of shit person, turns out. Have me under show, Aaron. I wish you should talk about this. I don't think he's going to. He recently expressed gleefully that his probation would end and he could discuss his situation again openly as well as make guest appearances on other broadcasts that he knows or expects will speak negatively about Petitioner. Did he repeatedly stated, yeah, he talked, he said, this will all be over in October for me.

I'll be able to speak about this stuff then. And also the Alex Stein stuff, which is coming up. Okay. He has repeatedly stated that he was the victim of particular. petitioner's bullshit claim and that he could have easily won at trial despite making statements under oath in court that he was guilty of the criminal act. He even went so far as to suggest that the female prosecutor had an unethical personal animus as a woke feminist and that was how he was convicted. Broad. That sounds like a nicrocade a sentence. Petitioner is terrified of his

malignant, vindictive and disgusting campaign against her and her chair. children. Broadcaster Alex Stein reported after a recent dinner engagement with respondent that respondent openly hated petitioner calling her manipulative and evil. Seemingly, any woman that is in respondent's way becomes his victim and he is relentless and ruthless. Finally, petitioner is fearful that respondent will turn his repeated abuse upon all of her minor children if the court orders protection for her. Do you think we could get him excommunicated for this stuff? yeah there's there was one part as well where he said he was afraid that one of nick's kids were going to kill him um in here so like he's talking about nick's kids and what they might do to him um but he's the one with the spaghettios there's ungrateful bastards it's right with them yeah so it's asking for an hro of up to 50 years wow um this doesn't need to be the judge responded um said

It's denied. But it's denied, like the temporary restraining order is denied because they don't need one. He's effectively under the same. Right. He's under the same conditions, whether or not the temporary order is allowed or not. So they're going to have a court hearing about this 50 years. Oh, he's going to go back to court again with the ricators. How fun.

Correct. Oh, fun for Aaron. And if the probation closes early or if the hearing cannot be scheduled before responders, probation ends on. On September 30th, 2026, Petitioner may reapply for a temporary order in this case until a hearing can be held. Moody, if I go to this court hearing, will I then have a restraining order placed against me? How does that work?

I don't know what he's what he might do. Can I just show you something real quick from this week that's relevant based on what we just saw there? He's talking about, I mean, this is a wild clip. I just want to scrub to the end, but he's talking about this white woman who is with a black guy that he saw. and then their mixed-raced kid called the dad the N-word. Oh, yeah. This one is, it's thick, man. It's a wild ride.

But the way that ends is... This is not a good social dynamic. You guys should not be behaving. Even when you're having a tense moment, this is not how arguments... Exactly. To go in couples. You headbutton. Oh, remember?

There you go. That's what I always did. I always just beat the shit out of them. What a fucking crazy to say. There's literally a... And someone wrote this in the comment section underneath this. That's not what the police report said, Aaron. The police report said, you squeezed her until she couldn't breathe

and pushed your face into hers to intimidate her while angrily whispering, not in front of the children. Great job, though, wife, Peter. This fucking guy, that's not the kind of thing you want to lead into. Like, isn't it funny with your head bunting your wife? That's pretty good stuff, right? No, there's a police report about it. It's something that is actually something you should be pretty ashamed of, I would imagine.

There's a police report. There's an HR road. So now there's like amazing. He had an opportunity to either make a racist joke or a domestic violence joke. Well, there are racist jokes before that. Don't worry. I played the end of the clip. There's a lot of that going on.

He's loving Rumble. He's loving Rumble because he's just like using end bombs all over the place. Johnny's starting to do it now. He's picking up on it. The boss will like me. Johnny. This is. It's not a good idea.

He's using Patreon for money. They they say that's a history of kicking you off the platform for racism. Right. I signed up to his Patreon and I was blocked from that and refunded. I've been blocked from a Patreon too. Patrick Michael wouldn't let me give him money. It's sad when that happens. It's like I'm trying to support you.

What the fuck? Yeah. But if if you saw that Aaron got like way more I think he started to get a bit more unhinged towards the end of the week. I think it was after this HRO was served to him. That makes sense. That would make sense. All right, let's shift gears a little bit. Let's have a little bit of fun again.

This is, I know, it's going to be crazy. Aaron was talking about Los Federalis. Now, if you remember, Los Federales was the guy that Aaron reprimanded for asking Aaron to play the wink that he sent him. And Aaron went off on this supporter of Aaron, the guy who gives him lots of money. Fuck you, Los Federallis. I don't know where the wink is, you know, right? You can't just program my show. It's not Rumble Rand Friday.

He's going on and on. So, Louis Fidelis leaves, and we all made fun of Aaron because he was like, hey, is he, is he there? Do you see Los Federallis? That link was cool, man, I was wrong. Come back. Are you mad at me? Yeah, like, please come back.

You can tell him he's like, really regretful that he called the guy out. So Lois Federallis makes a return, and Aaron is very good. There's a lot of, there's a lot of seething in the anti-stealtoe world today. Part of it because, Los Federales is back. Remember, everyone was saying, you ran him off, Aaron, because you're such a mean guy.

All these people who, like, dig up people's personal lives, dogs people do all this crazy shit. I made them cry because I was mean to Los Federales. Why would anyone cry over Aaron being mean to one of his paypics?

Why would that bother any of us? We all laughed at him. You fucking idiot. Because that's what he fantasizes about. I think that's what he did. I think he cried afterwards. Why don't they so mean to Los Federalis? The guy he does is give me money.

And I had to call him out. That was stupid. Stupid. Yeah, right. I think it's just, he thinks the haters are just talking like that all the time. That's just their voice now. I know. It's so unimaginative and unoriginal.

It's not quality entertainment. No one's buying it. It's not even when they're seething. It's just like, what's for dinner tonight? I don't know. We go through life. God, I'm really glad that Spain won today. It's going to be a great semifinal.

I love you, kids. I sent a link, bothered me about it. I yelled. Then I played the link, and it turns out it was really, really good. And then I looked like an ass. You ran him on there. I got the worst guy in the world. Like, it wouldn't matter if the link wasn't good.

You still shouldn't snap like that. Right. He's like, I made up with them, because it turns out, It was the right thing to play on my show. I'm going to tolerate people who make really sexual comments about your kids, but you made fun of Los Federals. Still bring up the cup holder joke. Two years later, he cannot get over it.

So everyone was really upset about this. Well, then last night, Los Federales comes back, throws a couple of bucks at the toe. And he goes, hey, what did I miss? I was on vacation. So, like, people are so desperate. for the anti-stealtoe narrative. We all forgot about Los Federales. I haven't given one thoughts

since the first time we covered that. About Los Federales, has you been back in the chat at all? Moody, Moody, have you seen Los Federals in the chat? Get melted out of three-way. We've got to figure this out. Yeah, I haven't heard of poignant pack a time in a while.

Is Red Fuchs mad still there? So fucking stupid. And look, I mean, I was kicking the shit out of one of them sarcastically this morning. And it's too bad because I want to like the guy, but he's just, he is the living embodiment of that taking the internet shit so seriously. Hands are so tight. Clunched fists.

And Lois Federale's like, yeah, I was on vacation. It was all misunderstanding. Yes. It's wild. Sorry. It's just wild that he keeps talking about people taking the internet so seriously. Whereas he's the one who's in court. constantly over things that have happened on the internet.

He should start taking the internet a little more seriously. Stop talking shit about people's wives and kids. Fucking idiot. So the reason why I played that is to set this up because Bubble Popper gave me a heads up. Bubble Popper's watching all this shit. Boopper's like, yeah, Louis Fenerleys is back, but he's trolling Aaron now. So Louis Follerreroz used to give him a lot of money.

He's giving me a dollar at a time and fucking with him. And here's a great example of that. says in case you missed my comment, I was in Mexico all week at the England, Mexico, and Ecuador, Mexico matches. I've been randomly unpinning your pinned messages all week multiple times a day. That's hilarious.

So Los Federales is a mod, obviously. He's been given the wrench. And so he's just going in and fucking with Aaron while he's out of vacation. He's like, oh, he's asking for money. Unpin. Unpin. Unpin. And Aaron's going, isn't this great? This guy's teasing me. This guy's just slapping his towel.

my behind. He's so happy he gets that one dollar. It's like, like my dog doesn't know the difference or doesn't understand the difference between big treat and little treat. He's just as happy. I like rip off a little bit of a treat

and I give that to him as if I had given him the whole thing. That's such a great analogy. You're so right. If there's a dollar sign, that's all he sees. He doesn't see the number after it. I've been pinning the goal thing to the top.

like I always do. And apparently Los Federales has been popping in and out to take down the pinned message. That's a knee slapper. You know, I was wrong about this show. Fucking hilarious. Wow. We're all glad you're back Los Federales. That's some petty.

Not us. We're seething. Remember, we're not all happy about it. You're back Los Federales. That's some petty shit. Respect. Respect. Has he ever learned his lesson?

So I think Lowe's Venerleys is a fan of Steeltoe, but I think he is a little buttered about Steele Toe dressing him down like that, being such a prick. She's like, all right, I'll fuck with you back, idiot. Which is funny. I like that. And give you less money. It is weird.

He's just so subservient to these people that give him money. Yep. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What is going on? I have an example coming up. So this week's been rough.

All of his major paypigs that give the big don't know. we're not showing up. And so he's missing the goals, and you're going to see in a little while that he is going to do whatever someone who's going to pay him the big bucks to do, he'll just do it. And he's admitting that now on the show.

Before we do that, though, I want to show these goal misses that he had. This is what I tuned into because my buddy Tuki texted me Monday morning. He went, oh, he's way off the goal. He should check it on this. And I'm like, Tuky, you said you didn't care about this anymore. And he went, don't tell anyone.

Oh, fuck! Shut up. I just can't have Thompson to him. So I was watching this, and I got to watch and miss the goal. And this is the pathetic way that it ended on Monday morning. Fucking thing. They're not going to do anything. Scousco says, Trump, give to the goal.

A couple of Red Boys. Nah, it's over today, man. And we took it well. I'm sure that's going to bother people. You should be really happy that I got the fucking shit kicked out of me today. I'm not thrilled about it. I was skipping down the street, Aaron. What do you mean?

You don't tell me what to be happy. I know what to be happy. I was kicking my heels together. I could hear the clops. I got a real serious health diagnosis, and when I found this out, it just turned the whole day right. I was the same way, but then I saw how well he took it, and I hated the way.

All I wanted them to do was embarrass himself, and instead, he made me feel stupid by taking it so well. He smiled. But you should be very happy about that, but I'm sure it's going to make some people mad that I took it well. believe me, I'm going to seethe about this off the air today. I'm going to be fucking annoyed that we lost by a buck 80. But thank God.

Okay. Guys, for a minute there, I was like, is he taking this well? Oh, good, he's not. He's headbutting SP. You just hear the door closed upstairs. The car screecher. I will say, we've been doing very well lately. So I can't be like we desperately need it.

We don't. But I hate losing. And losing by... Then why is it part of the goal? I thought the goal was only the money that you needed. It used to be. Right. Now it's no longer. Isn't that odd?

Now it's the principle, yeah. Yeah, isn't that odd that now the goal is just about like, I just want to win, guys. I'm getting a W on the score sheet. Help make a boy's dream come true. It's not even that. He's like, I'm getting plenty of money. Now that we're on Rumble, fucking rolling in money. But you can also give me more money.

That's cool, too. And losing. by 180 is, uh, woof, does that one, that one sucks shit. Uh, King Chris says, getting your shit pushed in today. I had my shit pushed in big time, bro. All right, who are we raiding today? Okay. So these, yeah, go ahead. I'm not sure if you've been around for one of his raids that he does, but he will pick another streamer on Rumble, usually a smaller streamer. And then him and his chat will go into that stream and just start spamming the N-word. They'll start calling them slurs.

Like, he directs a hate mob towards these people and encourages it, which I'm pretty sure is against Rumble. Okay, so I've heard him talking about raiding channels and looking through channels to raid and shit. I thought they were trying to be nice. But a bunch of people showed up. He weaponizes the range. It's a lynching.

Yeah, what is asshole? Right. Jesus Christ. They come riding in like a conquering horde. Yes. Get them. Armed with hot a's and ins. Jesus Christ.

All right. Well, so this is Tuesday morning. So you just saw what happened Monday morning. Tuesday morning is not great. It's danger when he's bringing out the lightsaber. We had a massive miss yesterday. But we get processed so thorough Joe Burrow. He does such a great job with these videos.

He takes his time putting these together. Lots of funny sound effects. Lots of great cuts. To 800 memberships for the first time ever today. I think always forgiven. I'll do 30 minutes of overtime. Dude, let's go. Everybody drop in $5 this morning.

Everybody drop in a membership, and then I will shut the fuck up about the part we all hate most about this show. We don't like to talk about money until we fall behind. So just don't fall behind. We won't talk about money. I want a good easy day today.

I got a great show for you. I don't mean like piss all over my face. Just money. You give us money. We'll play your shit. and even if it's not funny, we'll say it is. All right, guys, we're up to a great start this morning. Please don't do the thing where we fuck it up.

Guys, I would have... You guys can ruin my show if you a while. As long as I get paid, I don't give a shit. Wow. Imagine being a fan of this retard. Appreciate a lot of generosity today. I don't want to do a rally segment. I want to get to zero.

So show your support for the show that's entertaining you every day. You can throw in a gifted membership every month. And we're going to be fine. comes Johnny, good morning. You look despondent. I fell yesterday after the show and hurt my shoulder really bad, so just soar all in here. They need to rally and everyone needs to donate. I haven't seen this yet. This is so thrilled Joe Burrow does the best job. Today, we need to hit our goal. So for three reasons. One, so we can feel like we still have a

real talk show. Two, so I feel better about yesterday. And three, so it helps your fall. Wow. So Aaron goes, listen. this is why we need to make money. One, so I can feel like I'm a real boy, doing a real show. Two, because yesterday I didn't feel like I was a real boy doing a real show. And three, feel bad for Johnny? Yeah. Could that be a thing you guys do?

What a prick. And I'll come back to the chat when you guys start paying. Give to the show, please. Give to the show, please. We would appreciate that coming back into the chat with some love. Again, we got another hour before we're behind, but it looks bad, again, outside of that 50 that that guy very generously came and dropped. I hate doing this, but money is a big part of this show. It's the only thing that keeps the show going. We do this. News to me, money's a big part of the show? You don't say.

Show for money. That's, we're entertaining for you. We love doing the show, but we do the show for money and yeah, just give people a break the week after July 4th because it's fucking dismal. Even last night when we hit, it was a fucking desperate situation. It was pathetic. All right. I'll come back to the chat when you guys have something for me. Again, we need to make money. All right, guys. we are about to fall behind. We had a $50 drop earlier. That's about what we've had today.

Yeah, 25 minutes from falling behind. Please consider contributing to the show. I do miss this version of Aaron. He used to do it a lot more. Moody, I think you'd agree. The whole show was a game. The whole show is guys, we've got to have $200 by the 9 o'clock hour, or else I feel like I'm behind and we're at 170 and it's 854,

which means we did, you know, he had all these math equations going. the cup game. Right. It's constantly like, I need $30 in 12 minutes. Then we're going to need another $40, 40 minutes after that. Yeah.

No whammy's. He sounds like a pilot discovering that all his instruments are failing, like one by one. Right. That engine's down. This engine's down. What the fuck? Oh, we appreciate the numbers.

That's all great. Thank you so much. Hit like, hit subscribe, hit follow. Here we go again. Thanks for the two bucks. We appreciate. it. We could use some support.

I fucking hate the money part, so I don't know if you can't hear me or what. Sorry, this is like, this is getting into the technical field a little bit. But the way that they line up these two shots with each other. I hate it. Johnny, so what Johnny, Johnny has a green screen

behind him and he's taken a screenshot of Aaron's background, and he's put it superimposed it on the green screen by keying it out. And he has to realign at every show, but it's always off a little bit or it cuts off a shoulder or something else. Johnny knows how to key something out.

He could just send his green screen footage and then Aaron could key it out on his side so that Johnny looks like he's next to Aaron. No, you want to have like the different lighting coming at it. So it's very, obviously, it's a very straight line down the middle where it's divided. It's so frustrating. The shadows are so different on there. You've got the answer. Like there's a guy who knows how to key stuff out.

Just have him teach Aaron how to, he's like, no. He won't be on much longer anyway. Right. Yeah. What's the point? It seems to get a lot of work for guys out of his last legs. Oh, no pun intended. Or if everybody's broke, I apologize.

If I'm bothering you then, that's my bad. Wait, oh, I say, there's somebody said a second ago. He goes, you get that hearing me. Or if everybody's broke. Maybe I'd go back for it. Thanks for the two bucks. We appreciate it. We could use some support.

I fucking hate the money part So I don't know if you can't hear me I don't know if you can't hear me I'm just every time you start talking about money I tune out like Oh what's he talking about now? Oh shit What or if everybody's broke

I apologize if I'm bothering you then That's my bad I apologize for that I just know the subway Like excuse me ladies and gentlemen I don't mean to Interrupt your day but I'm just gonna change trains that I don't need to get there that badly

it's fine. This is a more genuine apology than his, what he said at sentencing. I need for my show, what I need for my show, and I'm just asking you. Please and thank you.

Stream Labs, PayPal, Venmo, Super Chats, Rumble Rans. I mean it. I would love to get some... He just said Super Chats. Yes.

He's forgotten that you can't except Super Chats anywhere. That's hilarious. He goes into... The script. He goes into this like fugue state. Yeah.

his body from above. As he's saying, the stream labs, PayPal, Finvo. What an idiot. Support today. I would love to hit the goal today, or at least not fucking humiliate and embarrass ourselves again. I would appreciate your support for the show

you like. Links are in the chat. Stream Labs, PayPal, Venmo, Super Chats, Rumble. I'm going to keep doing the thing that puts me in a good mood and that's doing the show. The support would be great. That would make... Jesus Christ, it's the only thing you're supposed to be doing right now. I don't care if put you in a good mood or not, do the show.

What else you're going to do? I'm going to go play Xbox, guys. Fuck you. I make the day perfect, but I just don't want to be in this loop where I keep asking and I keep failing. All right. Nothing again. Stream Labs, PayPal, Venmo, Super Chats, Rumble Rants. We did have a $50 drop from that one guy.

I appreciate that a ton. I don't think he does. I don't think he got it. That doesn't look appreciative at all. No, it's fake. That one guy's going to get me 50 bucks and neat. What an asshole. happier with your mouth open, Aaron.

What is that smug, arrogant, Aaron from before, you know? Right. We're nine minutes away from falling behind. Today is looking worse than yesterday. We're nine minutes away from falling behind. Doing a great show today, but just money-wise,

which is the only thing that really matters at the end of the day, we are fucking eating shit just like yesterday. We just need you to throw in a couple of bucks. Everybody gift one membership. Hey, we're behind so I can say the number. 225 away from today's goal Those are the rules

I don't want to tell you guys the truth But here it is Help us We need help today I mean this week has been fucking brutal So far The people who throw money at this show Are the only reason any of you can be in this chat

And the only reason there's a program He really thinks it's so important doesn't he? Yeah I entertain you guys every single day It's your favorite show if you didn't have this, what would you have? Everything else. It's such a telethon.

I know. It's like Jerry Lewis, I can turn it over to the ball game at any point. $5 from Chefmatic. Thank you so much, man. It's good to know some people fucking like this show unironically. He says, hate to see you struggling and you're doing a good show. Me too.

That was great. The quiet part loud. Yep. Some people like the show unironically. There's a couple. I suppose hilarious. Nothing worse than you're like, wow, fucking killed that segment. And I felt that from everything from the Tyler Robinson thing, which we crush to the CIA thing to this.

And you come back into the chat, you're like, wow, nobody liked it. It's just like nobody supported that. Yeah, I got to tell you something, Aaron, and this is going to blow you away. I used to listen to the Howard Stern show on my commute to school and then work when I became an adult. And there would be some bits out there that were so fucking hilarious. I don't want to leave my car. And never once I think, how do I give Howard Serd $5 for that?

It's just not how entertainment works. Ooh, fuck is that brutal. Let's get to 100 by 930, and all of this is just a bad memory. We're almost to a golden shower because you guys, the chat is awoken. Let's go. Let's drop in a bunch.

Let's get to a Hyundai by 930. Moody, since this is a WATP episode, do you want to remind people what constitutes a golden shower and then what the reward is for the audience of that. So a golden shower is five consecutive, I think $10, $10 tier. It might be $5 tiers.

He might have brought that one down. But yeah, I think at first it was time. But they show up as yellow. And if five of them in a row come in, they're above the chat. So they're like yellow clouds. And Aaron says that this is like,

they're piss clouds and they're raining. It's a golden shower of piss. So Aaron will start to play the golden shower. song from Red Bar while he mimes drinking piss out of a bowl. Catching it in a bowl and drinking the urine. That's the reward you get for donating money to his show. What color rumble ran is brown? I mean, what can I mean?

We'll wipe this thing out. Let's get the spite donos in. Let's spite don't know the shit out of picnic table boat, Captain. All right, guys, 195 away from today. in the next 20 minutes, guys, please rally for $100. I'm going to lay it out there for you right now. Please, if you want to throw 20, if you want to throw 50, if you want to throw 100, if you want to give to shitload of memberships, please do us a favor today.

Not an amazing start to the week statistically and audience-wise and all that. This just gave me a flashback to like when I was in college. And like a Hari Krishna comes up to you and he's like, here's a book, it's free. You can have it. and they put it in your hand. And then they try to get money out of you, even though it's a free gift. It's like it's a free gift.

We're anti-materialism. This is just for you. It's a free gift. But I am asking for $10 or more. Right. Or I would like the book back. More update is what a guy hand you is seed his rap CD in Manhattan. Right.

And signs your name on it so that you feel like an asshole. I've fallen for that one. Let's do some money. Let's do some money. Let's do some money. I mean, let's just, let's not you win today. That's a good drop. Let's get a money.

Everybody gifting memberships. Let's go. That's a stintosh. That's a shit. Let's do some money. Yeah, I would buy that. Yeah. 90 away from today.

I want to hit this fucker today, man. I'm like, guys, not joking. We can't keep missing by 180 bucks every day. When we're hitting these goals, things are amazing. They're great. These last three weeks, perfect. Fucking killing it. I'm trying to head off a problem before it starts.

You guys, we're nine minutes away from falling behind for the second time today. Please get us an $85 rally in 10 minutes. Everybody, please just throw in. We just got to stop for every $5 drop because we $85 within the next 10 minutes. It's so specific. There hasn't been a better tagline that I've seen for Steelto, then let's do some money. That is his show. Carl, you want to do some money?

I left some on the toilet. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I'm going to do some money in a minute. Okay. Whoa, I did some money. All right, God. What are talking about? Desperately need it, and these guys are, you know, we need those people.

There are our life's blood, and we're getting fucking clocked this this week so far. By the way, $180 away from a win, so it's 930. We've officially fallen behind. Guys, we would appreciate a win today, man. I have to do a rally segment today. We can't, we can probably, every month, we can probably miss by, 180 three or four times. Jesus. Also rallying is a segment now. I know. I think he goes, I do have like this magic thing that I do that does make me money. It's called playing a

racist song and putting out a light behind me. Then you guys have to give me money. So I'll just do that. So we're really fucking ourselves right in the ass here today. I'll come back. We'll keep doing the show. We are heading for another near record breaking L today. But boy, do we need your financial support. 175. I have never seen any person do that. Right. It's like a cartoon thing.

Financial support. It's the money cop test. If I caught one of those, I throw it back in the ocean. He looks very special needs there. Let's do some money. 175 is the number, the gross, gay, disgusting part of doing this show. Let's get that money in. Please contribute what you can.

I know people who hate us are going to clip it and go, look. Oh, that sounds funny. The funny thing about this, you would think he's talking to tens of thousands of people. You know, I was like, guys, come on. Give me money. We keep this thing going. There's 600, according to Rumbull's numbers, which means there's 200, 250 maybe

watching. It's a lot of pressure to put out of your audience. Money in. Please contribute what you can. I know people who hate us are going to clip it and go, look,

tow is failing. I mean, we don't hate you. We love this. But I will clip it. Yes. We will clip it. But that's the thing

that Aaron doesn't understand is that we're enjoying this. This is why we do this on a Friday afternoon. Yeah. And why all of you are here. Thank you for being here. All 1,200 of you.

Hit like. I could be touching grass right now. I'd rather do this. Fuck that. No, let's stay in the basement, watch this idiot beg for money. It was up to me. I'd just say, please knock out this fucking goal, because being down 350 bucks to start the week sucks shit.

I'm going to make an executive decision. 175. If I embarrassed myself enough that a rally segment isn't going to matter if I do it, totally butt-fucked for the week. This isn't the rally segments? No! I know. This is the show proper.

He's not even embarrassing himself yet. I might have to ask for money if this keeps going. Right. Ed, right. It goes Johnny. He doesn't have to watch the ugly end to all this. I got to tell you,

if it weren't for that $50 drop from that salty cracker fan earlier, this would be an all-time record. Like, if you really didn't like Johnny, then right after he left, all the money would come flooding in. I would appreciate some generosity. If you got a movie...

Oh, he tried to use the fuck Johnny thing again. Yeah. Do you guys want to give me money because Johnny's shoulder hurts? No? Okay, how about fuck, Chaddy, his ass on? What if I bring Oz on? Yeah.

100 in your man, drop 100. You got 10, 20 memberships in you, drop that. But if you just got two or five, man, anything to drop this number would help. We're behind by more than 300 bucks for this week. It ain't going well. All right, that's it. Hey, man, I'm just, subscribe it.

I'm just passing through town. And I've run out of money. My bank card doesn't work anymore. If you've got like $5 for gas, just to get down. Yeah, I just, I just, I just, I just having a really shitty day. Give me your address.

I will send that money back to you afterwards. I swear I'm good for it. I don't usually beg like this at gas stations. Follow, throw us some money, and let's wrap it up big. I'll just shut up now. You guys watch Mark Gormley. I'll just announce the donos. I appreciate what So Thorold Joe Burrow is doing here because he's playing a music video.

And he literally just watches a music video. And he does nothing during this entire time. You're just staring at the chat. Where's the money? He looks out of this bedmell. Where's the money, assholes? Imagine thinking this is a show. This is what?

It's crazy. He's just sitting there stewing. He's so upset about that. He must step it up, man. Imagine if he was like a mob enforcer, you know, and he comes around and goes, we really need your money. Right. Come on, guys, please.

You haven't broken our windows yet, asshole. I don't believe you. All right. I'm glad I didn't beg. I'm glad I didn't say anything because it did not go well. I'm going to play the last one. I'm going to play Erica to play us out, guys. Again, these songs are only being played for rally purposes so you can throw in some money

and contribute to the toe. We obviously made nothing on that one. It's a terrible week. The Nazis also applied Erica just for rally purposes. That's true. Yes. It's not going well. Contribute if you can.

Please and thank you. I will pop. in to say thanks if there is anything chipped in. Otherwise, I'm going to write this off as another loss today and this is one of our worst weeks ever. Doesn't that turn off the real Nazis who unironically enjoy

him, you know, that he says, I'm just doing this for money. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, oh, so you've done a real race? I watch something else then. Big Flutis is on. Yeah, this is only real audience. I know. We'll be our vacation week next year.

Throw in, if you thought we did a good show, throw in a couple bucks if you can. Here's the last three minutes. Thank you very much. If you hate the toe, boy, you're going to love this week. Because you can talk about how bad I'm failing and how bad this is and how I'm circling the drain and I'm almost done. I mean, we're not. We'll be

fine. We'll just take a fucking shot in the dick. But please and thank you, chip in. Otherwise, once this song is over, I'm going to take off. Thank you guys and have a great rest of your day. I'll be back at 6 p.m. Hey, we got a gifted membership from Tire of the Bull.

Zen man, gifting a membership. Thank you very much. Is that enough for a rally? I mean, it probably won't. Those two are just being really generous, and we appreciate it. 135 away from a win. I don't know if anyone here is a college football fan, but the way the college football works is kind of odd.

A loss in the beginning of the season isn't as bad as a loss at the end of the season. So you can lose an early game, and then your team gets better, and you get a good seating for the playoffs. with the way Aaron operates If you give him 50 bucks at the beginning of the show It's like yeah, cool, but No one else's gonna give you money You give him five bucks at the end He's like, holy shit, you're so generous

That is so amazing If only everyone was like you With that five fucking dollars 58 memberships away from 800 Three more gifted memberships Until we get to A Golden Shower

So please and thanks guys Continue keep it going Maybe we got some hope let's see is that him or thos i think i think i'll throw joe burrow play at that i'm pretty sure

i think he's playing erika main stuff yeah yeah i think he's played erika with the nazi marching going on just no money coming in yeah look at how pissed he is here and now he puts up the thumbnail

this is it's the Joe burrow go fuck yourself that's the first time that's the first first time I've seen him end the show before the timer runs out. Yeah, he's just like, fuck. All right.

I'm defeated. Like, he was so defeated. It was just in that corner, sulking. Yep. Not saying a thing. And then fast forward to Thursday morning. And he's back up to like, yeah, perfect week. Fuck you all.

It's crazy how he's able to do that. Pat, you've got a new, a new, like, a video that you can loop on your channel now. Just Aaron. Aaron's sulking. Aaron's sitting there. Oh, pulled out of his mind. Because if you haven't you did to Pat streams,

he's got one of Aaron picking his nose, and it just looks like Aaron's on the call. Right, Aaron's just in the corner, just hanging out with everyone. He literally doesn't care about a radio job anymore. He's killing it. He's making so much money, as we just saw.

He's making so much money now that he doesn't even need a job on the radio. Oh, right. After, what, four years straight? I'm talking about going back to the radio. Yeah. This is pretty crazy. It's like how he doesn't even need his safe sport anymore.

It's like he doesn't even need his wife anymore. It's like he doesn't even need his kids anymore. Like it's a- Doesn't work out well for him? All of something goes away, he doesn't need. It's a gauntlet of shit he doesn't need that he used to care about. It's like the end of the jerk. He's like, oh, I need his my dog.

I don't need my dog. Right, yeah. With the end words, 10 to 12 hours of those workouts will change things. Al Kamasha Baby says so that radio conversation is going well by the sound of all the hard ours I see Well I kind of thought that if we make a shitload of money here on Rumble and our profit margin goes up and we got a little more of a cushion Then I'm kind of like if I'm talking freely and I'm just saying whatever to be funny And that shoots the radio thing in the ass but we make money here who fucking cares right Okay so he must have finally had the conversation

Because remember he did that whole thing about I heart media, losing all this money and laying all these people off. And he's like, guys, I don't know if you know this, but the radio industry is down. There's no money to be made there. Did he finally him to the realization he's not going to get a job in radio getting paid? So he's just like, fuck it. I'm just going to start embopping all over the show.

Cares anyone. So it's another win. Of course. Of course it is. Like the only thing radio would do is get rid of the goal. But if the goal is getting hit, who gives a shit? That's what I say. So they can drag their feet.

It's their industry that's dying. Also, there is a steep cliff after you, you stop, you stop caring and start saying the N word. Everyone's interested in the first one you say. And then every single one after that is less and less important. It's like,

it's like a porn star doing anal. Right. The first video, yes, but then afterwards, it's just like, if it's not the double Edward or a triple Edward, I'm just not interesting.

Right. It's like, oh, that's just what this guy, that's what this. guide us for money now. I'm good. You know, I just wanted to help because I want my number one spot back. But, you know, also, the kingdom you're inheriting, what is it? It's not the one you left behind. It's a battered, destroyed, desolated version of what you left behind. You left behind. You were

fired. You were removed from radio. He's like, I left it behind. I'll come back for you one day, baby. No, no, we're good. We got to do, we got a new morning show. We're fine. And he was number one in like a select demographic during a select time slot during the racist between 730 and 8. Thank you guys very much. Unbelievable start to the show. Incredible. I'm going to move on to the other stuff now, but that was 35 minutes of fire.

So you moving on to boomers in the sauna now? Yeah, I think so. Moody Wellvers on Aidal debut. That's... Ainal debut with Five Duff. It's not a bad keyword to punch in. All right. I actually have Scott set this into me.

And, you know, Pat, I wonder if you have any experience with Artie Fletcher. Not a not direct experience. I do think that I met him, though. Okay. But you're familiar with Artie Fletcher, right? Yeah, it's right, yeah. So Vinnie Paul Williams has been talking to me about him for years. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

But recently, we've really caught on since Artie and Cedron & John, we're going to team up and do a comedy tour together. we really caught on to what a crazy pathological liar this guy is. And Artie Fletcher is always talking about Jim Farrington. That's his buddy. So Scott sent me an episode of Chip Chipperson from years ago where Artie Fletcher gets brought up and Jim Norton and Jim 14 break character and just start talking about him.

And knowing what we know now, this is very funny. What is it about Jim Florentine that attracts all these lying pieces of crap? Jim is such a sweetheart and such a nice guy. I've talked to him about this. this privately, where he's like, ah, you know, I just, I want to help people out. Did I always see the good in people? It's like, he's a

sweetheart of a man, for sure. Yeah, I'm the rock and roll bad boy. I thought Arty Fletcher was the rock and roll bad boy. Who's already Fletcher? He's a comic, we used to know. Really? Yeah, he was, New York City's bad boy. No. But I'm the

rock and roll bad boy. Okay, that's a little different. Hopefully he doesn't come back, because he's still around. Hopefully he doesn't come back. Was this a self-named? Yeah, he named himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He lived in Jersey in Pennsylvania, but he substituted a comic for boy. Yeah.

He would do his set at Santa New York like once a month, but somehow he became a New York City's bad boy. I'm a giant cock. I'm so surprised we've never heard of him. Yeah. That's Ardy Fletcher. There he is. What kind of stupid asshole wears a hat like that? Is he your cousin?

You guys are a little relatable. Where's he living? I haven't seen. I miss Artie. He's a good egg. We used to hang out and fuck girls. Yeah, together at the same time. No, he would go first. Oh, okay.

Real follow a situation. You'd rather him go first? Why wouldn't you go first? Because anybody just sit there and talk while I was trying to fuck. My rod. I tell stories about bookers. I'd be booked. I didn't know what to do.

The guy, 275, pick up 300. My pecker was wilting. So I figured. if he fucks first, they'll fall asleep. I'll have to hear him. Jim wants to say so many things. Right now, Florentine's listening his mind laughing. But he's just holding back.

We do it later. So they changed the subject. But that was a very good catch and very funny that someone caught a little Artie Fletcher talk going on on the show. All right. You guys familiar with Greg Opie Hughes? What does that theme song say?

Brother man. Yeah, he said, brother man, brother man. Right. And that's because Brother Weez used to say, brother man, brother man. And Opey pretended that he invented it since the Weas is only out here in Rochester. So no one would know. There is actually doing... Sorry, just giving you.

Comedy to Carlsson next weekend is doing a comedy festival. It's at like six different venues. All these comedians are coming in. I'm going to go to a bunch of shows. One of the things they're doing to kick it all off is a Weez reunion show. Live Wees reunion show. Vinny reached out to Opie to be like, hey, you want to be a part of this? And Opie, uh, big-timed him.

Surprise, surprise. I can do that. I can, I could, I could, it's fucking oozing off of you. What's it? Jesus Christ, I'm about to give you a time out. What is losing off me, Ron? What? Why?

Your ornery. You're cranky. Yeah. Old man in the sea. No. Look at how youthful I look today. Some mornings I look like. He's still understanding the old man of the sea reference.

He's just hearing old man. No, look how youthful I look. It's not the point. 10, 15 years younger. And then some days I look like Joe. He's saying you're a bitter asshole. That's what he's saying. Biden.

I don't understand what happens with his face on a day-to-day basis. But it is F you Friday. I am cranky. You are 100% correct. We have started the show, believe or not. That's Ronnie Babes in the middle. Ron Bermit comedy on all the socials. His Venmo is scrolling above.

He doesn't deserve it. yet wait for him to do something then give him a Venmo but i deserve something already so there's my pay pal really rolling across the top and then you got uh comedian tony p and it's that few friday and i'm fired up yes rod i'm cranky here's my first f you jesus ron oh we shot out of a fucking cannon this guy's just it's six a guy's just screaming into his phone it's close as he can get to it why you the fucking cranky opi i don't like cranky opi. You know what Opie's favorite movie is?

The old man. Killer wine, though. Pat, you probably wish you wrote comedy like that, uh? Got me. I mean, there's no way I would grab her crumple that up and throw it away if I wrote it. Well, how about you come over here and walk my dog at 3.30 at 3.30 in the morning, then I wouldn't be cranky. It's perfect.

Wait a minute. Slow down. What if you want to invite me over? Yeah. That's what Ron hurt. Ron's like, come to your beach house in the Hamptons? Don't mind if I, too. You see a little puff of a puff of smoke in the shape of a schnaz.

You want to invite me over to the beach house like Hank Azaria in the bird cage and like do house to us? Sign me up. I'll wear those tight Daisy Dukes like Hank Azaria in the bird cage. By the end of this show. I'll be your wife's best gay friend. All right. but the fuck is going on. Oh, you're admitting it?

Just to get to the beach house. He just came out. Holy shit, Rodin' men. Women love gay men. Women love gay men is best friend. So you'll make your lover. Dandy. This is literally when I was in my teens, maybe preteens, laughing about one of our friends being gay.

This is what these men of their 60s are doing. He's singing Yankee doodle dandy. What's more patriotic than admitting you're gay? Right. Makes sense, right? Look at Tony. Okay. I'm sorry.

You have to watch Tony P. He's never been happier than Opie calling Ron Berman gay. He loves this. Andy. La. Bapapapap. All right. Now I'm in a good mood.

That's all it took. Just someone coming out of the closet on the show. Funniest thing that Opie's ever heard. Good stuff. You guys ready for some FUs? There's no money in it, but like, you know, Tony's getting in front of 12 people every morning. So. Yes.

Well, we amplify that a little bit, Pat, I want to say. Not in a good way. Yeah, well, yeah. Right. This feels like Discord for old people. Yeah. Right. It's lonely guys who are just trying to entertain each other.

They're just to hanging out. We don't need an audience for this. And they don't have one, so it works out well. Perfect. Turns out here, that's for sure. So listen, let me start with my, okay, go ahead. Can I start with my FU? Because you're 100% correct.

I'm more cranky than usual. Oh, I can. I'll tell you why, though, Ron. I'm not mad at you. I'm not bad at Tony. Tony P's now a hater. Can I say one thing before you do? Why you're...

Oh, of course. Why? Before you said a word, I was like, oh, he's cranky. You had that... You had that Jeff Dunham puppet face. You had the Jeff Dunham puppet face, and I was like, oh, fuck, what's going on? Some days I look like the Jeff Dunham puppet, and then all the days I look youthful as all hell. I don't know what happens with this stupid face.

I don't know. He never streams on those days, apparently. Yeah, right. It's youthful? What was eyes open up? What is he talking about? You know, and I've watched Opie, you know, and I wanted to tell people if they haven't,

and they probably don't know this, you cut out all the most cringy parts. I mean, these are the most viewable segments. Right. It's a tough watch, isn't it? It's a slog watching Opie's show. And kudos to Tony for drinking Dunkin' Donuts.

Did you have sugar? Fuck, Duncan Donuts. Can I just remind everyone that this started with Opie going, can I tell you what my FU is? And Ron's just trampling over everyone. and everything. He can't shut his fucking mouth. And he's adding nothing to the conversation.

Oh, look, this guy's got Dunkin' Donuts. Neat. He gives a shit. But when Tony's on, he gets more competitive. He does. No one seems to mind. Right. It's not like there's a meeting after you.

It's like, hey, Tony, you kind of trampled on me a couple times. I was trying to set up back to you. Forgive me. No, I didn't have... Is that fucking donuts? It is, but I said, F it. F, F, you, Duncan Donutsch. $12 for two coffees like this, all right?

$12 for two coffees like this. I buy a pound of Dunkin' Donuts for $12. You know how many? Boxing company, baby. Boston Strong. All right, listen, Tony P. First of all, yes, a few to them for the $12. That's a $12 cup of coffee?

No, there was two of them. Two of those for $12. That's not Dunkin' Donuts fault. That's the tariffs. How about we just turn this into the Ron Berman show? And then me and you could go home, Tony. Just fucking sit there like an idiot and let this guy lean it to the camera over and over again. and just stop on everything we try to do.

Oh, cranky Opie. Let me. He has, but you do sock, Ron. Yes. You could take a note or two from this guy. I'm not saying he has all the answers, but he's right about this one. That's the first time Opie has ever acknowledged Ron's leaning into the fucking camera.

It's so obnoxious. Now, Opie out of Opie and Anthony, he was the guy that was like the behind-the-scenes guy more often, right? Like he ran Opie was on mic talent who started the show. Okay. Because he has,

because he's got a good microphone. But these other two, I'm not so familiar, but I think Ron is on almost all the time. Correct. He's his co-host now. Why does he resort to screaming at his speakerphone

rather than buying him equipment so that it doesn't sound like he's talking from the other room? Because they're all poor. Did you see how the show started? He goes, there's his Memo, there's my PayPal. He's at a

Beach House in the Hamptons, which, I don't know if you know about this from New Zealand, an expensive place to live. Right. And talking about his PayPal to start the fucking show. That's why Scalot's named after them. Correct. Get with the Tony for a second, hold up your stupid ice coffee again, please.

This is crazy right here. Pat, the level of poor that OPES I don't see this. Like we've watched a lot of these like Syrax guys and, you know, the cobra guy. What's his name? King cobra?

King cobra. Boogie. Like all these guys, Chris Chan, who are just poor people. Opie is right up there with them. He's just not used to it. Too much ice. That's your first problem. Don't be scared to tell these people.

I want little ice. And they'll give you a look like. You're on to us. No, you say little ice. I want to get the most out of my money here. Opie's life hack for Tony P is, you know, if he asks for less ice, you'll get more of the coffee in there. How poor do you have to be to think that way? Well, you need several million dollar houses.

Okay. That's a good start. That sounds right. Holy shit, Opie. That's sad and pathetic. That's where you're at. I hope he's going to start begging for super chats in a minute here. For a second.

You went like, Yeah, that's actually, that's an old reference. Listen to me, it's FU Friday. Only super chats on the big screen because, you know, we got to make a few bucks. But can I explain why I'm ornery now that we're 10 minutes into the show? Thank you, Ron. Thank you. I'm laying in bed.

And right around 3 a.m., I'm like, why am I awake? Why am I awake? And then I hear. Oh, my God. Wait, we got to get B.M.N. on, too. Oh, no, B.M. A man. He doesn't have his camera on again?

He doesn't have his camera. Be a man, that's you right now. You don't have a camera on. All right. Well, he'll fix that. What a tease. I can't wait for B. A.M.A. Man to show off. That's going to be exciting. Listen, 3 a.

3 a.m. I'm like, why am I awake? A lot of people could relate to this. And all of sudden, I'm like, well, I'm looking around like, why am I awake? And then I hear the dog, whippering, little baby barks, because he's a polite dog. He doesn't want to wake all of us up. And then, of course it's my job. Of course it's my job in the middle of the night to go outside into the scary darkness. You shouldn't have murdered your family if you want to be the one taking the dog out. at 3M. Could you imagine? So Opie started out the show going,

I got a nephew today, I'm an ornery, I got this whole thing. He lives in that house and the best story he has is taking his dog out to do his business in the middle of the night.

That couldn't be a more boring story. A more boring story doesn't exist. At his age, he has to get up and go to the bathroom, you know, more often than the dog. Right. Moody told me I got up at 3 a.m. this morning. Whatever.

Kids are shit. Yeah, does he have like a ween concert to go to this evening or something like that? Right. That would be an exciting thing to talk about. It's my dog so he can take a poop. And then he goes right back to sleep and I'm wide awake. Jesus Christ. It sucks so bad.

And he like brought that to the show going like, this is going to be gold. I got to open it with this. What an idiot. That was the best part of his day. Right. Look what he's doing now. Totally gotten worse. All right.

So we finally bring on the Be a Man guy, which is very exciting. Actually, no, before, hold on. Before we talk about Be a Man, this is the dumbest thing. Last year, Opies air conditioning didn't work at the Beach House. This year, it works. He got a used unit at the end of the summer season. So he's got the AC pumping. This is, I've never heard of a conflict like this in a family.

Know what I did? Know what I did? I took an extremely hot shower because I'm fighting some kind of AC war like everybody else. My wife needs it at 68 degrees. My daughter needs it at 68 degrees. My son needs it at 72.

His old man could literally have no AC, but I'll accept 72. So then I get up in the morning. I'm freezing my fucking balls off, right? Okay. In what world, Pat, Chris, Moody, do the women want it colder than the men? That's never happened to me in the history of my life.

No. No, you're right. I didn't even think of that, but it's absolutely right. This is a made-up story. I've worked in office, so I've worked for a number of women because of the professional I used to be in as female-dominated. My condolences. Fucking 80 degrees in my office.

I'm like, can we turn on the AC? They're like, no, what do you mean? It's great in here. Like, fuck! I can't be in here anymore. Opie's wife and daughter needs it at 68? I want to marry these two. I don't care which one.

How does he not have some sort of ducted system with zones? He lives in the Scarlet Hamptons. Like, this is, this is like, you have, you run the, like, you run it in cooling and then it's just, it cools to the right about everywhere. You know what? I'll give you an even simpler solution to this. It's called a hoodie. Like, all we're just like, burr, what am I going to do? Put out some socks.

What do you mean? And 68 is not freezing. I know. So then I take an extremely hot shower. Now I'm sweating my balls off. I hate AC. It's the stupidest invention ever. Thank you.

My man. Let's throw Be a man on it on with that. Be a man. A.C. is stupid, right? Be a man. I'm a fan guy. Yes. Yeah.

I'm a fan guy. Fans only fucking cool one side of you. Sweat to death. Be a man. Thank you. Jesus, O.B. He did it to the yes, man. He got it. There it is. Be a Man showing up. He's familiar with Be a Man. He's described as an internet sensation in the description of this video.

I know one when I see one. He's got 93,000 followers. He hasn't put out a video in a while, but I'll show you an example of what Be a Man content looks like. Don't use the card to froster. Stare into the ice and drive blind. Be a man. Pretty funny. Ski into an avalanche. Be a man. Don't use a

cost out of, freeze your balls off. Be a man. So I thought the same thing, Pat, when I said to watch this, I'm like, okay, I get the stick, but they break at every fucking joke. You're like, we can't break on every joke. That's not how that works.

You really can't break on any of them. You shouldn't break on any of them. That's not what a man would do. it's a three second joke right what are you Jimmy Fallon what are we doing now I guess now I get he was mocking Opie by saying yeah

sweat your balls off be a man right this feels so this feels so dated this comes from like rules rules or like ask a ninja like that this is 15 to 20 years old dare I say boomer humor

right I know don't check the weather just go outside and deal with it. Be a man. These are just Chuck Norris jokes. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't do push-ups.

He pushes the earth down. Right. Be a man. Why does he have of those chuckle fucks in the room? Like, guys, if you're going to laugh and fucking everything, then you've got to go. All right, I don't need you in here.

It's Bert Kreischer's bleachers. It really is, yes. He found the producers from Two Bears One Cave. Don't clean the snow off your car. Let it fly off and smash some. one's windshield. Be a man. Maybe he leaves

that in because he's afraid people won't know he's kidding. We get it. Wait, was he serious at that one? Oh, no, no. That's Stuchos Muttley. Right. Yes. Build a snowman out of dog shit.

Be a man. Punchline. Never use a snowblower. Shevel a whole driveway by hand. and croaking the walkway. Be a man. Don't complain about the cold weather. Just drink nips all day.

Be a man. That's the new guy on Opie show. He's very excited about. And, all right, let's find out about be a man and how he's dynamics work with Opie and the gang. Friday. So, just to get you up to speed, I was woken up in the middle of the night

at around, 3.15 because my dog was whining. They got we rebooted that. Just to get you up to speed. Just to get you to speed. You missed the first 12 days. I'll say what's going out over here. And, of course, it's my job to take him out in the middle of the fucking night when he needs to, you know, take a dump.

And then I couldn't go back to bed. So Ron has pointed out accurately that I'm a little ornery. I'm a little tired. I'm a little cranky. Well, it's like having a kid having a dog. you know it's tough yeah it's like having a kid that never grows up that oh oh truth wants to come out oh he just said it's like having a kid that never grows up

do you know anything about that opi murder your family be a man now we're breaking it was funny so he's talking about doggy he doesn't know be a man's ever seen doggy before. So he wants to pull up a photo. And Opie might have a little bit of an obsession with a formal rival of his. Yes. Oh, it does. Okay. Yes. I'm going to lead to my next

F you that has something to do with my dog. But for be a man, here's my dog. Here's my dog. It's doggy stern. Who, who, Robin? Any meaning between the last name and you rolled your old adversary back in the day? Well, no, my dog was imitating Howard Stern. He decided to get on the thundglars. And imitate Howard Stern, so I was calling him Doggy Stern. I have a quick question about your dog. I just noticed.

The front of your dog, like the whiskers are like brownish. Is that the real color? Is that just from like your dog being dirty? Great question. The front of your dog. The front of your dog. The thing in the front with the face? What is that?

How, I mean, how obsessed is Opie with Howard Stern? That he's like putting some guys out of his dog and posting that on the internet. Yeah, take that, Howard. So, yeah, I know. He's like, ooh-hoo. So Opie's dog had to take him to the vet because his anal sack was blown out. Fun story to share. Blown out or full.

Blown out, apparently. I don't know what that means specifically or needed to be blown out. Maybe it needed to be blown out. Yeah. So sometimes the anal anal thing. get filled with anal glands get filled with with fluid and they need to be expelled by a vet. I got it. Okay.

But he called Robb's all. Right. Rob did that was one piggy. This long after your anal debut. When they're dragging their butts on the floor and stuff, that's usually a symptom. Why am I doing it? Attention. It works.

All right. Carl, you got to get out of here. They're noticing me. So he's talking about that, and it's funny because Opie's so conscious of bills and costs. It's all he talks about. Bad. In the Hamptons, $200 ain't bad for a vet. Oh, no, dude, dude, dude, let me tell you something.

Be a man. I have a vet out here that is way cheaper than the city. The city's where they hammer you. That same port seizure would have been $500, $600 in the city, no problem. That's funny. You guys have been to P-Town, right? Do you ever go to the bar called Blow Out Your Analsack? It's funny.

There's a bar called Blow Out Your Annal Sack. It's very popular. Just so you know, Ron came out earlier in the show. We opened the show. We came out to us. We think. We're not. These people are children.

Be a man. I assumed he was gay. And they go, right? Wouldn't the B.M.A. thing in that case be to buy a glove and do it yourself? I would agree. Right. Yes, be a man

blow out your own dog's atal. Right. So, Opie's just like, it was 200 bucks, it's 600 bucks in Manhattan. He's driving this poor dog leaking shit out of his ass in his car, save a couple hundred bucks. Do you guys

don't want to hear Ron's F you? Yes, you do. Let's hear Ron's F you today. Go Biden, so. Punch up the first picture, please. All right, Ron. This is Ron's F.U. This is my first FU. Well, my first FU is

Grumpy Opie, but... Well, I admitted it at least. Yeah. Give you a piece of sugar, bro. Oh, you're fucking Swedish fish. I just want to point something out. So when Opie wanted to show his dog to be a man, he was able to pop that up on the screen and stream yard,

share it, whatever, like we're doing with this video. Ron sends Opie prep ahead of time. Opie's been up since 3 a.m. But he couldn't load that into his computer. he has to show it on his phone. Ron says punch up that first pick and this is him punching it up. That's Ron's picture he wants everyone to see.

This is, OPE's using a ringlight. He's outside. I just notice that now. If you see like the reflection of the ring light here. That's Ron's picture he wants everyone to see. That thing doesn't stand a chance. A few LEDs versus the sun. Yeah.

Okay. So this is my first FU. FU to kimchi. I don't know what the fuck it is. I don't like the way it looks. I don't like the way it sounds. Dude, it looks like placenta. I don't know.

Everyone talks about it. It's all the hippies. It looks disgusting. You know what it is? It's fermented cabbage. Can you say, Bino? Ron, this wrong picture. I'm sorry.

This is a picture of my daughter. anal sac. Exactly. Exactly. I have to point out, I'm going to go full screen on this. Opie just did something very noble and amazing for him.

He just saved his buddy. Ron was bombing. Ron's like, this is going to kill. I'm going to show this gross food. I'm going to say how gross it is. And I was just like, okay? And then Opie had a joke. He had a call back.

It was a whole bit saved. Impressive. You won't see that very often. You might not ever see that again. And Ron Lurton. Nothing. Right. No, Ron's like, I'm killing it over here.

He's like, I laid it up and you, L.U. You did Opie. That's what we do. We're a good team. Also, who hasn't had Kim? It's sourcrow, but Korean. That's why they're all just like, okay. Right.

And Ron set that up by saying, I don't know what it is. Right. Here's what it is. Specifically. You have, you have a machine that you can type in what is and the thing that you don't know what it is and that tells you. I feel like Ron's working on a stand-up bit or something and just testing it out with these guys.

I didn't go well. Hope he had to save you. It's in the actual. Kimchi, kimchi, go kimchi. Last clip I have on here. So you heard Opie say earlier

that Ron will never be invited to the beach house. He's going to reveal it later. Here's the big reveal. Remember I said earlier, you'll never be invited to the beach house and it'll be revealed today. That's why, right there.

My wife loves the kimchi. really? I can't do it. Are you serious? That shit. Yeah, it's like vinegory cabbage. He's right, with a lot of spices. It's fermented, I think.

It's fermented cabbage and like radishes. Yeah. Is it supposed to be healthy for you, though? Yeah, supposedly it cleans out everything all nice. Maybe my dog should have fucking ate that shit, so I didn't have to get his anal sack blown out. They can't stop with the callbacks. everything can be gross if you describe it a certain way.

Eggs are chicken periods. Okay. Like that's what you're eating. I could go for some right now. I was going to go grab an apple after this, it's interesting. I'll have four chicken periods, please. Chicken period with $5.

But the reason he can't have Ron over is because his wife likes kimchi. Right. He's always not because Ron is just fucking intolerable to be around. It's like if you're obnoxious. people by showing me your face in their face. Oh, God. All right, let's palette cleanser, and then we'll get you guys out of here. You know, we saw the Be a Man video that was based on the wintertime.

What about summertime? You know, we're living in the summertime right now. Let's get some tips from Be a Man. You want to Cock at the Heat like a King? There's six ways to own the summer. If you have a really bad sunburn, take Viagra. You'll keep the sheets off your legs. Be a man.

If the AC breaks, get heat stroke. Die. Be a man. Only wear jeans when it's over 100 degrees out. Be a man. Use dog shit to hold your bottle rockets in place. Be a man. Don't drink socially.

Drink it to get fucking hammond. Be a man. He's getting old quick, don't they? It's just not hitting anymore. Bring Ron back. Kimji, am I right? Drink a lot of whiskey, chase a lot of women,

become a legend, and die. Be a man. That wasn't even a joke. No. Now this is turning into like lame t-shirts from the 90s or something. Big Johnson shirts or something.

You're just like, okay, we get it. This 4th of July, take a shit in the street. enlightened it on fire. Be a man. So that's Opie's new buddy. He's getting awfully close to just blow your brains out. B.M.

Yeah, man. I'm sensing a new series from Pat Dixon. And you'll see that at P. Dixon, Dixon with an X, on YouTube. Follow Pat over there. Thank you. What do you got going on? I know you're constantly streaming and you're doing a bunch of different shows.

Skeptical Robot. at seven tonight. Oh, shit. I'd be going directly over there. All right, yep. That's my buddy, Luigi Greenberg's channel. Yep.

S mythical robot. I've been on that show before, and I do, for some reason, still have his merch next to me that I got at Hackamania. Show off. I opened. He doesn't care about you.

I'll open it at some point. He doesn't give a shit. It's trash around his house. It's next to an empty cup from stuff. It's cute. It's cute. Shut up. So, yeah, check that.

out and at P. Dixon, go follow that page because you never know who's going to be streaming and a lot of entertainment to be seen. I love the stuff you do with Haley, pretty antisocial, and of course, Bob, you guys are a great team together. Tuesdays and Wednesday nights. Very funny show, you and Bob will leave you together. And I got to tell you, Pat, I don't think there's anyone who knows more about the devil first than you.

I can't say anything to you that you don't know the reference that you haven't looked into. It's impressive. Yeah, well, it's called being single. You know. Well, if we take the $510 bucks, thanks, Pat. Thanks for coming out, buddy.

All right, later, man, thanks. See you. And, of course, the great Moody, the man of the charts and the graphs and the AI and the... This little piggy dot show, you can see me on there. There's lots of episodes that I've been on. That's right. Including this one.

That's right, this little piggy dot show for all this little piggy episodes, which this kind of was. All right. You better not do this again, Carl. I won't. Like, you made me sit through an O.P. segment, which I've never done before. I know.

But Moody, I'm going to New York tomorrow. So I can't do who are these podcasts? I was like, I got a solution. I'll just do two shows at once. It's pretty smart, huh? It's like, when I hear the brother mine theme song, I'm like, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip. Oh, fuck you.

Until it gets to the, look, it'll be like that. Everyone will have, like, a segment that they, that that one happens to be my. I can't be a Pat Dixon. I can't pay attention to everything. My horizon has to set somewhere and OPE is just beyond it. Well, thank you for pushing through it with us.

I appreciate it. Hopefully you like to be a man guy. All right. See you later, guys. Bye, Chris. Thank you guys for calling it into the show. You can find the phone number at Who Are These.com. This is brought to us by Gary and San Diego,

the most prolific voicemeller of all time. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and roll. All right. I have not curated these, so let's see what happens. You never know. Carl, did I hear that right?

It's the most bay in Detroit. But did I hear that right? Did you just ask all of your fans to crowd fund you to have a viewing party? Like you and all your buddies, nobody else just we're supposed to pay for you that go have a party. Yep. You know what, man? I'm revoking your fag pass privileges, and I'm giving it to all of your fans so they can call you a fagg What?

That's faggot behavior. Anyways, please come to school tomorrow. Bye. No. This Patrick Mountain's idea and I stand by it because we're going to get snacks. Hey, Carl, Brian calling in from about two miles south of Nathan Flint. I don't think Kevin is worried about being Nike and... Oh, shit.

See, I didn't care any of these. He thought it. He caught back. He gave it a second time. Oh, sweet. Hey, Carl. Brian calling him from about two miles south of Nathan Flint. I think Kevin is worried about being, oh my God, I quit.

Sometimes it's best to throw the towel, I suppose. So I was listening to P. Dabble Point the other day with Sutter and John in his book. Yeah. And when he was talking about asking questions that Tommy was sort of, it would have been so awesome and quite fortuitous. if those guys put together a question for John to ask Tommy about his gay son if you want to make Tommy a sort of man

if you want to talk shit I'm calling back this phone calls all fuck up it was fine alright let's see what you did next time take two so point out and point yeah people so if I had curated this which I normally do I would have just played the one that worked you'll just say take two to begin it

but let's see what he does and it shows that you fucked it up you know Take two. So point to apple point the other day, when John was talking about asking the questions to Tommy was sort of, it would have been very fortuitous if they had asked John to ask Tommy about his gay son. Nothing makes Tommy more pissed off than when you mention his gay son. That would have been awesome. Love the show. See you.

Did you know, this is Dr. Big Wang. And I was listening to your symptoms and your situation there. And I know you're a bit of a faggot, but that's okay. You know, sometimes you can be a faggot. But you know what? I figured out what you got. You got fucking full-blown age, you faggit. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, just go ahead and just put a rope around your neck. You'll be all right. You know, you're like that actress chick, the one that had AIDS or whatever. Yeah, it's all good. You fags. I'll see you later. Bye. Can I still finish in the mouth with full water aids?

I actually don't know if that's the case or not. It's just rude. The guy's not asking for it, so no. Hey, I wanted to give you a little idea of how advanced the testing for alcohol is. Yeah, not only that motherfucking monitor know all to him's it out if you're fucking drinking or not or if it's fucking cologne, but they can do urinary. analysis and that motherfucker can go back. I forgot 30 days, 40 days. They can tell you if you drank clear liquor, if you drank dark liquor.

Those niggers are fucked, though. You have to. They're like pedals. Once you're alcoholics, if they don't stop drinking, they're like motherfucking petals. The niggas won't stop. Anyways, love the show. And you niggas need to feel better. Okay.

An ex-girlfriend of mine was recently on probation and was getting weekly tested for alcohol because she wasn't allowed to drink and she would drink up until two days before the test and passed every time. So maybe they have other tests that take. I don't know.

Does it go 30 or 40 days back? I don't know. Follow Carl for more tips. It goes out of your system. And they would test on Wednesdays, which is perfect. It's like, sweet. I could party all weekend.

Yeah. Take a little break on Monday and Tuesday. We're good to go. Carl, based on my last voicemail, you get that. I was fat and walking upstairs, and it made my woman laugh. Well, I am fat, but I wasn't walking upstairs.

I don't walk upstairs. That's why I'm fat. Escalator, right. All right. He was winning from an elevator. Not in California. Hi, this is Eric. I'm calling you for the first time, first time, long time, whatever.

Dude, there's no more dabble versus live. It's Thursday. I don't have another WAPP going on. I got so fucking bored. that I listened to Opium Filtered on Spotify. Oh, no. I got that feeling, like, when you murdered somebody in a dream, and you know you didn't cover your tracks,

so you're going to get caught, mixed with that, like, ball tap feeling where your balls sink up and you kind of want to vomit. I feel like I'm having a moment of clarity, you know, like a drug addict. It's like, maybe this podcasting shit needs to go away. No. You stop listening to all these grifters and lull cows, and I don't know.

I'm just going to work in silence the rest of the day. What? Thank you. I'm on me back. No, you need another hit. Stop it. We take one week off, Devilverse Live. This guy stops listening to all my podcasts.

That's not cool. I'll never take another day off again. Fine. This is for Davelverse Live. This show fucking sucks, and I hope it never comes back. Mixed opinions on Devil Verse Live. So I was waiting for your podcast today And I guess you didn't do one

I did I had to listen to Opie all day Motherfucker You cock sucker All right It's two people Yeah Today's today's

What's today Friday Yesterday's WATP Got out late I apologize We didn't get it out until the Evening Usually it's out in the morning But it's out

Hey, Heidi, hey, Carl, it's Jeremy. I'm listening to your segment right now about Scorch and his book. I'm thinking the only way that he could, or a potential way, he can make this thing successful, why doesn't he ask Anthony Coomia to write his forward? I think Anthony would do it. He would do a really good job at it and probably give him some notoriety to sell a couple books. So just a thought. All right.

I think, I think Anthony would definitely do that. Anthony said a lot of sweet things about Scorch recently. Yes. Hey, Carl, love you, love the show. to listen to the recent Hopi segment and you're doing the like Give me money

money now There's a new There's another drop you can get It's a Mona Lisa Taperson Money Please From Parks and Rick And it's where they just

I'll drop that dog Money please Yeah Get on that What did the Aaron say today That we wanted to grab Let's do some money Let's do some money

Yeah I got the time stamp Are you guys ready to money Who came to money me? All right, thank you, sir. Hey, Carl, I'm calling for work. Jerking off with taking a shit, also known as the trifecta. The trifecta. That's like a self-blumkin, right?

Solo blumpkin, taking a shit while jerking off? Don't it? Like, you don't know about this? Fine. Shut off. Shut up. Hey, Carl, I guess this one's for the creep off. Well, then I won't play here.

All right. We did it, guys. We sure did do it. And the donations are trying up. So everyone was just here for Pat Dixon, apparently. I guess we're going to get out of here. But thank you all for hanging out for a special WATP-TLP crossover event. Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend.

And I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay. Bye.

Man, that was a good episode That was a good episode I enjoyed that This is it It's over Okay Goodbye Goodbye

Hey bye goodbye Alright All right everybody You know This was a great podcast It was very revealing Bye Brennan Ah Carl

I love you Go fuck yourselves Have a good week Bye A plane has hit I rewatch at Carly Boom His mom

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