Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep744 - Kathy Griffin, Artie Fletcher, Opie Radio, Jerry Banfield, Aaron Imholte, MLC

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

This week we’re checking in on Kathy Griffin who actually has a weekly video podcast. Of all the people who you’d think would have an audio-only show, Kathy’s on the top of the list. She is still fighting a battle against Donald Trump that our president is unaware is happening. She was on broadway performing in some play that totally bombed and got to take a private jet back to LA with Rosie O’Donnell. If I could sum this up in one word it would be “insufferable.” A listener mailed in Artie Fletcher’s stand up “special” on DVD. Artie is able to squeeze so many hack bits in it’s almost impressive. Adam Busch has a supercut that really proves Kevin Brennan has morphed into a bitter hasbeen who is almost identical to Stuttering John. Jerry Banfield is critical of our critiques. Hopefully he listens to us this time because he’s about to make the same mistake that put him $600k in debt in the past. Opie is trying the reverse psychology beg that got him to his goal last week. The problem is, there just aren’t enough people watching to make this work. Steel Toe is trying to turn not allowing me on his show into a win. No one is buying it because it doesn’t make any sense. Megan joins us for another Aaron Imholte “Gay Thoughts,” a round of “Is It Gay?” and Simon’s “Opie or Burr” game. We finish with Spotify comments and your voicemails. WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/CpAqLPIfKvA  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have the evidence. Jerry Banfield has some choice words for us at Who Are These Podcasts? Opie tried to reverse psychology. In order to get money again, he's trying to up the ante this time. Tilto tries to turn being scared of me into a win. Megan will be here for a round of Is It Gay and Simon's Opier Burr game? We have voicemails. But first, Kathy Griffin recently hung out with Rosie O'Donnell.

She wants to tell us all about it. I know. I'm excited too. Together at last. I noticed by that whimper that you're like, oh good, we're doing this. Did you know that Rosie O'Donnell or Rosie O'Donnell? Kathy Griffin has a podcast called Talk Your Head Off. No.

You didn't. Jeez, I wonder why. Maybe because it is terrible. It's one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. And now I want to torture all of you. Thank you so much for being here. Kathy Griffin recently was starring on Broadway. That's a street in New York City.

I don't know if you're familiar with that, Adam. I've heard of it. Actors go there. And Kathy Griffin. And Kathy Griffin was there to star in a show that was failing. And she decided to do a two-part episode to tell us all about it. Hi, everybody. I'm Kathy Griffin and welcome to a very special two-part episode of Kathy Griffin, Talk Your Head Off. Why two parts? Because so much shit happened in the last week that this is a very

special Blossom. Now, if you don't remember Blossop was a sitcom in the 80s or 90s or whatever, and every so often they would do a serious episode. So that's where that joke comes from, a very special ER. It's a very special Grazed Anatomy. It's a very special succession. And that one doesn't work. Anyway, it's a very special talking about. your head off. So I might even end with a cliffhanger. Let's see. Wow. Katsy Grimmert not being funny? I can't even imagine it. Could you imagine her doing a show that isn't entertaining or funny? I will see what happens, I guess, but call me a skeptic because I'm not buying it. I have a feeling we'll be laughing our asses off. Why? She sounds so different. She sounds like she's slurring and

she can't move her mouth. Is that plastic surgery or is it drugs or something? I'm glad you came to the correct conclusion immediately there. You're telling me she's had work done. Well, she talks about it. Okay. You say so. We'll get into it. Now, Kathy Griffin, she did this thing when Trump was elected president where she lost her

fucking mind over it. And he posted some photos on social media. Secret Service was up her ass for a little bit. And apparently now that Trump has been reelected, she's not doing well. And she was the first person to hold Trump accountable in a court of law. since his first presidency. Sorry, I almost vomit every time I say first presidency, because I can't believe it.

Aw, that TDS is still bothered you, huh? You can't get that cleared up? We found you go with a pill for that. It'd be funnier if she vomited. It would actually be way fun here. Now, she's talking about, well, she's airing out a lot of grievances on this show. She's very angry at the world.

She's very angry at some of her celebrity friends who aren't doing the right thing. They're plastic surgeon. She had her plastic surgeon. I'm bad at that guy. But she's very angry of people who don't do the right thing in what she considers to be the right thing. And one of those things is Jimmy Fallon had Connor McGregor on to promote that ridiculous fight that kind of McGregor had. And she was not too happy about that.

Before she gets into that, though, she talks about her relationship with Jimmy Fallon. I have not done the Jimmy Fallon show since it was on at 1230, Eastern and Pacific. So I guess I'm banned from the Fallon Show or inappropriate or too controversial. I don't even know. When you're banned from a show, and if you guys know me, I'm banned from most of them. You're welcome America and Indonesia. They don't usually tell you your band. They just can't seem to find room for you.

Banned or boring? Adam, you're an actor in Hollywood. Are you banned from the Tonight Show? No, I've never been banned. Okay. Some people think if they don't get booked, they're banned. So I've also never been invited. That's what's happening with Kathy.

I can't believe I don't get invited. Well, you're not interested. You know what anything going on? So that's probably why. Well, she's mad at Jimmy Fallon for having Connor McGregor on. So I do like Jimmy Fallon. I've met him a few times. And when I used to do his later show, he was always super nice to me.

But I do think it was a bad call for him to have convicted rapist, Connor McGregor on the, what is he, a boxer or like a kickboxer? UFC, United Fighting Champion? I don't even know what that stands for. because it just makes me think of Joe Rogan and then I get pissed off for those reasons. Okay. Wow.

I like that she has a very open mind on things. I don't want to know what UFC stands for because Joe Rogan's associated with it and so fuck all of that. If Joe Rogan's there, then it's bad. Okay. That's the thought of Joe Rogan pisses her off. What a weird way to live your life.

Must be difficult. These people I don't like are successful in getting more successful. I see them everywhere all the time. I'm constantly triggered. Yeah. Must really suck because that'd be pretty stressful. Fortunately, Rosie to the rescue.

Anyway, I'm a Jimmy Kimmel person because I just am and I love him. And I'm excited to see when Rosie O'Donnell guest hosts the Kimmel show for a full week. O'Shea O'Donnell's been invited to guest host Jimmy Kimmel show for a full week. Are they trying to tank it over there? What is this? Springtime for Hitler? What are they doing? I think they're competing with Howard Stern

because he announced that Kathy Lee Gifford is going to be taking over the remaining days of the week over there. So, Andy Cohen. So at least there's that. Also, I didn't know you had to choose between the Jimmies.

You do. Yes. Which Jimmy or you would do? I need to think about it. Well, I'd rather go drinking with Jimmy Fallon, I think. That's the thing. One's a pot smoker, one's an alcoholic, so it's just whichever you prefer.

Yep. We only have to go to Fairport. Right. Jimmy does hang out in our hometown, so that works out well. So this is part one. She had to do a two-part. series. There's so much going on in her life. If I fast forward to part two, she talks more about

Rosie doing a whole week of guest hosting for Jimmy Kimmel, who like Howard Stern, likes to take the summer off. You know, we gossiped the whole way there, and she was expressing how excited she is to be substitute hosting for my good pal, Jimmy Kimmel, for a week. And I'm really excited about that. And I'm excited to, I'd like to be on the show. I don't know if I'll be on it. I think they've got a whole week planned. And I'll be there in the audience. I'll be there handing out fresh fruit to people. I'll be there on the chair, whatever they want. I'll be there because, you know, that's, I think, going to be really substantial.

And I think Donald will lose his mind and he'll be posting about it constantly. And I think the audiences will really love her. Wow. I don't think that's true. Donald might lose his mind. Probably not. He seems pretty busy right now. It's a lot going out of the world.

You know, he's not going to be sitting there going like, put on Rosie so I can pissed off. I don't think that's what's going to happen, but, you know, I don't really know. Didn't he just hold a press conference to announce he was number one on TikTok? Well, okay, so yeah, maybe he's a little petty. It's very very possible that he will lose his mind over that. I think that Kathy Grimm's like, I've been banned on the Tonight Show. My good, good friend who I just took a private jet with from New York to L.A. is guest hosting, and they can't find a slot for me. Which is why I'll be handing out fresh fruit. Fannie up Rush Fruit and said, it's not great, but okay.

Now, there's a couple of things that she also has pissed off when it comes to Jimmy Fallon. And actually, Lauren Michaels, for that matter, too, these people are monsters, if you ask me. It kind of reminds me of when Fallon had Trump on and then he petted his hair or as I call it a bird's nest. I don't know, that didn't sit well with me. I didn't like when Lauren Michaels had him host SNL, you know, when Trump was running. I believe it was during the campaign. I think it's time we kind of make up our minds about who we're going to cancel and who we're not. Take it from the most canceled celebrity in history.

Look it up, you know, as the kids say, do better. It's funny that she used to play the, well, now she's playing the victim, but do you remember when she was like all apologetic about like sending those dog whistles to assassinate the president? And she's like, oh, I didn't mean to do that. That's really bad. She didn't have any makeup on. It was a disaster. And now she's going, I mean, I'm those canceled person around. All I did was threaten the president's life and people are out to get me.

Well, the apologies went nowhere. Right, yeah, if I was the lead to do it, I guess. She didn't like that Lauren Michaels let him host in it live or that Jimmy Fallon rubbed his head. How dare you humanize this human? Could you imagine? No wonder he was elected president. People are humanizing him. So she did a show in New York called Celebrity Autobiography.

and it's some Broadway show that bombed and by the time that she was flying out to do it there was only a few more shows to go and so she explains, have you heard of this show Adam? I have, there's a podcast we covered hosted by Danny Drews who was, I think, the last one to be the celebrity biographer there. Oh, okay. I don't remember this at all.

Yeah. Well, I'll let her explain the premise of it here. Something about being in a show that's closing and basically has turned into, to a bomb that is just so delist and heavenly, I've been dying to talk to you guys about it. So the premise of the show is the creators of the show, and their names are Eugene and Dale. Dale is a female, Eugene's a man. They're a married couple, and they created this show, and it's a really clever idea, which is to take actual autobiographies written by actual celebrities and read them

verbatim, but selective parts, right? So if you put this out of context with this, It's really funny. Does this make sense to you? So she actually read a bunch of different autobiographies. Chris Jenner, Pam Anderson, a couple examples of ones that she read. But they just take a little sip it here, a little sip it here, and then you read it on stage. So not so much a play. More just people reading a book on stage and turn other celebrities go up there and read other celebrities.

Autobiographies. I would recommend Julia Fox's autobiography for this one. Maybe Sederie Johns. Maybe we'd still have a run on Broadway. They had used those books, but any Jerry Banfield book. Jerry Banfield has a few good ones, a few bangers out there. I don't know if he's a celebrity, but someday, it's working up towards it. All right, so she took her chartered jet to New York to perform seven shows in four days on Broadway.

And it's a lot of work. She explains, I don't know how you do it. These people who work on Broadway are the hardest working people in show business. and she goes through the things she used to think were difficult. She's like, I had nothing compared to what they're doing. And so that leads her into what she does when she performs on stage and gives her a chance to plug it. My shows are two and a half hours long. There's no opener.

It's just me. Piece of cake. Like, I cannot wait to get back on the road. And yes, go to Kathygriffin.com for tickets because I'm still doing my new face, new tour. It's called that. It's called New Face, New Tour, because I've had a little work time. I was just on a little. Hopefully it's a work in progress.

It's just a little. We'll get there eventually. She said she's still doing it, so. Yes. So she's got the new face, new tour. And her pitch for this is she's on stage for two and a half hours. Oof. Could you imagine?

No. What could she possibly do to entertain people for two and a half hours? Let's just jiggling keys. I'm out. Open bar. Perfect. Let's go. I can't imagine what she thinks.

because she's doing on that. Sounds awful. She's a walker. She stays in such great shape. She walks for two hours a day. When she was in New York, she didn't stop that habit. And, of course, she made it other people's problems. And, you know, I'm still a big walker. I still do my two-hour walk

every day. So I did have security detail on this trip, and I made him do the Central Park walk with me every day. She has security walking around with her for two hours a day through Central Park. Kathy, no one's even recognizing you. Can we go? Ms. Griffin, you walked the room last night.

Do we have to do this? She's performing. She explains it's a 2,000-seat theater that 130 people are coming to for this show. It's like, you're not such a scary talent that you have to worry about that. I think you could walk around.

You're wearing a mask. There are certain people that are controversial writers and people that are, if you dabble and dabble into certain topics, just talking about them, you'll need security. Sam and Rushdie, yeah, sure. Sam Harris.

Yeah. People, and she's one of them. I'm sure there are like six, very aggressive, constant people that are making her life. Just a nightmare. And having some kind of presence when you're someone like that who's said what she said about the president, I don't think it's crazy. It's probably unnecessary. But it's not out of this world. Understood. So she not only is walking around Central Park to keep in shape, but she's also doing something for the gays. She's always doing someone for her gaze. And what she decided to do is wear a different dress to every performance, seven different contour dresses for these performances. Let me walk you through the dresses, because for some reason, you people love this stuff, and I thought I was the only one who loved it,

so thank you for caring about it at all. I won't do them in order, but here are photos of seven different couture dresses, and I've had these dresses for years, so that means they're now vintage, wink, and the high heels that broke my feet that I had to wear because I did not want an angry call during pride, if you know what I'm saying, saying, what the hell are you thinking wearing flats? Yeah, she mentioned earlier.

She's like, I had to wear these dresses for the LGBTQ out there. I didn't realize that that's what they were excited about. Kathy and heels? This is how you know it's not for us, because I have no idea what I just looked at. Those were all the same dress. Yes. Thank you. I can't even tell you the difference.

It's not for me. Do the gays think she's a drag queen? That's all I can figure, right? I didn't think I was going to look at seven black dresses either. Well, she'd explain that you have to wear black or white. Oh, okay. For this performance. And she didn't know that until she got there.

So how many dresses did she bring? Yeah. She put her whole fucking closet in wardrobe. Did she look like she travels light? No. No. And it's funny because she has to do this balance. between, you know, I'm a liberal who just, you know, I'm here for the people.

And by the way, I take chartered jets around and I live in this place in Malibu. That's amazing. And so it's like this really tough thing that she has to, I don't know, walk the tightrope on. She's very, very wealthy. She's surprisingly wealthy. Like, if you've ever seen this house she's in, I had no idea. It's insane. Wait, how do you know about this?

There are TikToks where she hosts these dinner parties with crazy amounts of people. And you just see, like, that she lives in a mansion. She lives in, like, the Playboy Mansion. It's beyond what you would think a successful comic would have. It's funny you say that because she talks about those dinner parts she puts on TikTok. I didn't pull the clip. But, I mean, Kathy Griffin is the name drop queen, so it wasn't going to hone in on that. You know, it's like, well, Katie Griffin's name dropping.

You don't say, you know. But it's wild how she has to brag about every celebrity friend that she has. There's one where they're sitting at this table and they have that singer, Sia. Yeah. And she sings this like, I. and beautiful song. She talked about that. It's just like in a movie because she does like the first verse and everyone's like,

wow, that was beautiful and they go for their forks. And it's like, oh, she's doing the second verse. Oh, no, she's doing the whole song.

How did you see this, Adam? How did you see this on TikTok? What do you look at? It's at the Hollywood meetings. I go to and they show you this shit. That's how it works. I got you.

Well, let's see if you're impressed by this because I didn't know anything about it. Standing there many, many times. And my main job as a serious Strausberg trained actress, which I am. I don't know if you know that.

about me, but I went to the Lee Strasbourg Academy. Wow. What do you think, Adam? You impressed by that, Lee Strasberg Academy? You know, as someone who went there for 20 years, I would say it's a very good indication. I was worried about this segment with that. Well, that was young, yeah, I'm glad he warned me ahead of time. It's worse than an Israel stuff.

All right, so she was very impressed with how she was, how people reacted to her when she was doing this play. I think maybe every show when they announced me and I walked out, I got applause just from them announcing me. I think that's pretty standard, right? Yeah.

Right. I mean, I've been to some lot of different performances and things. Like you say, hey, and now coming up to the stage is Bill butt fuck. You're like, yeah, all right, Bill. I never heard of him, but he seems cool, right? But she thinks people are like, yeah! Kathy! I can't believe she said that.

That's weird, right? Very stupid. Yeah. I would agree with that. So, yeah, the show was closing. And I guess it started with, like, famous people were on this show. And by the time that Kathy Griffin gets on it, not so much. But at a time, people you've heard of.

It opened. They had people like Matthew Broderick, Gail King, Keenan Thompson, Eric McCormick, Molly Shannon, Tony Shaloobe, Pammy Adlon, Rita Wilson produced the show. But once it's announced it's closing, then, you know, it's kind of got a pale of like a bomb on it. But I love that shit. Yeah. So Kathy's embracing it. She's like, like it.

I do this show. I used to do this show my life on the D list. I want things to suck. You know, it's really cool when I'm hanging out with people who are not that famous. And we shouldn't even be doing this because it's embarrassing. That's great. I don't want to be there with all those famous people I just named off. That would not be on brand for me.

So one of the women. was like, hey, do you mind if I do your part tonight? And the guy goes, well, it's not really up to me. I could talk to the producer or something. You know, I was giving an assignment. I'm supposed to do it, whatever. So the woman decides to prank her maybe. And she goes, all right, well, you can do it.

But I have an idea for what you should do with that character. I think when you go out and play this part, the one she wanted to play, you should stop the scene and yell free Palestine. Take it in. Take a minute. I am not, I am not weighing in on the topic, okay? I have thoughts, of course. However, I just thought that was such a classic moment of what you think actresses are

really like on Broadway, and I just loved it, and I didn't. But can you imagine, if you're very own Kathy Griffin, who has been in trouble with this particular accidental president before, as well as. the entire Department of Justice shouted at the closing show of a show that is now considered a bomb, Free Palestine. I can. I can imagine that. And I bet I wouldn't get a lot of press.

I can't even imagine that'd be that big of a deal, actually. Am I crazy? Adam, do you think that that would be a big deal of Kathy Griffin on Broadway yelled Free Palestine? Well, you got to think about the headline you can make of it. She dropped the main name there, which was this is. produced by Rita Wilson. Right. It was Tom Hanks' husband, which is how they got all these celebrities.

So at the closing of Tom Hanks' wife's play, they all shout free Palestine in a Broadway show in New York. That's a bomb. So I guess that's a play on words for her. Sure. It'd be get more press than the actual play did. Okay. So she decides not to do it, even though it's like, you should go up there and yell free

Palestine. So Kathy explains what she did do. And this leads to our cliffhanger because this is a. very special episode. It's a two-parter, and you have to have a cliffhanger to get people to watch part two, obviously. What would be better is if you really quickly made a sign with like a big marker and you held it up during the curtain call. See how I flipped it? Her reaction was, and I'm going to stop here because it's a two-parter. That's right. So tune in for part two of this special two-part episode of Kathy Griffin Talk Your Head Off, which includes a trip.

back from New York on the jet with none other than Rosie O'Donnell where we got to catch up on everything. Yay! Rosie! Rosie! So that's quite the cliffhanger. She goes, no, what you should do is make a silence as free Palestine and then run out on stage

with that thing. And do you know how she reacted to that? Oh, you'll have to wait until next week. To find out, don't worry, I have it! Could you imagine if I left you guys with that kind of cliffhanger? Not on this show. This show is all about full release. Drink.

No one's leaving here with blue balls. That's for sure. So we start up part two and talk about the cliffhanger. I did a little bit of a naughty thing. First of all I changed my shirt. But I left a cliffhanger

at the end of last week's episode, which is going to get you to go watch it now, right? I'll wait. I was telling the story. Not making fun of the topic. Do not fucking come at me about the topic. I get it. So I'm not what you're thinking if you're thinking the bad thing. Anyway, what's funny is she hasn't even brought up what it is yet. She just started the show

cold with like, all right, we have to come here. By the way, free Palestine isn't the punchline. Like, well, no, no one thought free Palestine was the punchline. But she didn't even say that. So if you're just watching that, you would have no idea what she's even talking about. But you see how, like, concerned she is about offending someone? Yeah, not just her. The whole team. We've been on one single wide shot the entire time, and the second she brought up this topic, all of a sudden there's six other angles they need to cut to because they can't play this unedited. Is that wild? How many different cameras there are in there? It's like, I thought there was just a one.

Yeah, right. It's so weird. So she decides to give a recap of what the cliffhanger was so that we can all get on board with what she's going to reveal. Stop the show and yell free Palestine. The reason I am telling you that is because I do not think that would be the top. nor the place. Now, I did respect it when Hannah Eindbinder from Hacks said Free Palestine in her Emmy acceptance speech. I believe that there is a platform that celebrities should use. I just don't think I am the appropriate person to say that at the closing performance of a show that closed

early anyway. I think that's dumb. To say that Hannah Eindbinder, when she's accepted her Emmy for Hacks, yells free palisides, like, that's the appropriate time to do that. Why? It's 100% of people there agree with you. Who is that helping? What does that do for anyone? Who are you convincing with any of that kind of talk? The people at home watching.

The people at home watching, it turns them off. It turns them off so much. And can Andrew stop being such fucking blowhard? Do you think they grasp geopolitics? Will that ever happen in our lifetime? Well, yeah, it happened right here because the woman didn't tell Kathy this because she believes in this Middle East policy. She didn't because she's trying to fuck.

Kathy up. It's a joke. She's like, this will go over great. Why don't you do that? Because she is being a rude actress to her. That's the bit. So the hilarious part about this, and I wish I could find a nice payoff for us. It's Kathy, you know, recaps what this was going to be.

The whole point is, guess how she reacts to when I told her to make a sign? So then she starts going, oh, but then guess who else I was hanging out with Maya Rudolph and Jennifer Coolidge? She forgets what she's talking about. Never comes back to it. There's never a payoff. I thought for sure that they're like cut it at the or something? Nothing. Just totally

forgets that that was the point of this episode. So it is a cliffhanger. Which is almost impressive to be that bad at podcasting. And isn't it a great metaphor for what America has done to Palestine? Let's just forget it. Whoa! I see what happened. America. All right, so she got to hang out with Maya and Jennifer.

And of course, she has to make that into content. And Adam, Chris, watch this closely because I couldn't figure out what we're laughing at or what we thought was interesting about this. I just love Jennifer Coolidge. She's always been so fantastic.

You know, we were in a comedy troupe called The Groundlings many years ago, and we would hang out. And I, you know, we still talk, but not as much as I would like to because she's so busy. And she looked great. And here's just a video of the three of us just goofing around. I don't know what you do. That is that. I have no clue. We just look.

Look at us. Together. Look at it. And you can't even write it. Right? You can't. It's Friday. Look at Friday.

By the way, once again, I like to be overdressed. What the fuck was the... Adam? What the fuck was going on right there? Why did they film that? Why don't you show that? What happened? They were taking a picture.

They were doing a little improv that would look good on camera and made no sense when you could hear what they were saying or watch the move. They were just being a... very into themselves and feeling it. I thought it was.

Bits and pieces. It's a little bits and pieces out. A little bit. A little bit. Yeah. That was what rehearses bits and pieces. No, that had choreography. That had...

Bob Nelson didn't know about it, but the other two guys were on board with it. Artie Fletcher stand-up coming up in just a moment. There's a little tease for you. All right. So, Kathy reveals something that I didn't know about her. I was actually shocked to find this out. And I've known about Kathy Griffin for, I don't know, 25 years or something, probably since the 90s.

She was on a sitcom or something. And the thing that I didn't know about her is how much she loves attention. So one thing that happened when I was in New York doing the show is I got a ton of D-List press. And I love doing press. I'm the only person I know in the business that actually likes doing press. I love doing interviews, podcasts, you know, TV shows, whatever. I enjoy it. And I've done some really tough ones, having been immersed in the scandals that I have.

I was on a podcast, I think, or a radio show. I was doing several per day. I don't even remember making this joke, but I said something about Taylor Swift's wedding should not be at Madison Square Garden. And I was going to call Mayor Momdani and ask him to step in as the mayor and make sure that doesn't happen. That's a place where performances should happen or whatever. I was just making, it was like a throwaway.

Yeah, it wasn't great. How does she know what it was supposed to be if she doesn't remember making it? I don't know. That's a great question. And I'm not sure why we should be surprised that she's like, guys, I actually like doing TV shows and podcasts and radio shows. Yeah, we noticed. This was also not very long ago.

How can she not remember? Yeah, that's a good point. She's like recapping her last week. It's the whole point of this. And you don't know what you were promoting? She doesn't know what she was talking about when she was making a joke about. about Taylor's Swiss wedding, but apparently it got picked up. It's a big deal.

Good for her. That's great. Do you guys know who Mario Cantoen is? I'm sure you do. I'm sure you do. Mario Cantone turns out is a giant pain of the ass. Who would have thunk, right? This guy, I spent this up 25% because it is a longer story.

Kathy does talk quickly as it is. I started watching this at 2X speed just to kind of like get through some of the boring stuff. Holy fuck. I think that drove be crazy today. I might never be the same. So this is Mario Canton ordering a drink at a restaurant in New York. Cantonon ordered a special kind of margarita,

and I don't even drink, so I can't even tell you the bells and whistles he ordered. He didn't want this, but he did want this kind of vodka, but not that kind of. Is vodka in a margarita? I don't even know. Tequila. I don't even know what the difference is.

But it was so much fun watching a Broadway and TV and movie legend, like Mario, do the special order. Then the drink came. He put the finger in the drink, and he looked at it, swirling, going, there's something wrong with it. I can tell. I'm going to tell you the American gay man. I can tell there's something wrong with this drink. And then next to us is my pali, and who's just a gent and a gem. And he's going, it'll be fine, it'll be fine. And then Mario takes a sip, and he's like, I knew it. The drink is made wrong.

So the server comes back and she says, I watched them make the drink. And then myrna says, I have a sensitive palate. I have a very sensitive palate. I've been coming here for years. This is not the right drink. I'm not. I'm not. I'm going to pay for it, but I can't drink it. I'm not. And then Danny and I were trying to calm him down and talk about sensitive pallets was the only thing we could come up with to talk about. So then the server said, okay, how about if I go back and make the drink myself? So I can personally make sure it doesn't have this, but it does have this. And it doesn't have too much of this, but it has a splash of this. And then they brought him the proper drink, which he drank, but he still bitched about, which is what I love about my New York friends. Which is what I love. Isn't it great?

What a pain of the ass he is? If I'm ever at a restaurant with someone who behaves like that, I'm not going out with them ever again. what a pain in the dick imagine ordering a cocktail and you have all of these stipulations and all of these different rules and they're like, this isn't perfect

go make that for yourself at home then you don't go out get a vodka tonic yeah right I think what happens is here is that in Hollywood in L.A. Like celebrity is is he like it gets the project made

it's the number one thing celebrity. If you can find that you have a job you can employ other people. Everybody has something that needs one celebrity to make it happen. Right. And you get very used to mentioning celebrities being like an

exciting conversation to the point where you don't realize when you leave L.A., nobody gives a shit. Or even when you're still in L.A., that your story is boring, has no point. And if it was anyone other than the former host of Steampipe Alley would be the worst story anyone's ever heard.

It's just insufferable. But because it's Mario Cantone and we're getting to hear inside info about him. Somehow it's a currency. It's a currency, and I'm sure Mario doesn't want that story being told on a podcast. Fortunately, no one's watching this. You don't think he would care that he's a diva? I think he's used to that kind of what I would deem to be negative attention.

Ah. He doesn't see it that way. That's probably true. But we do. Yeah. Us bartenders. Right, yes. That's a good point.

All right, let's get into Rosie O'Donnell talk. We've been teasing this all day. What's going on with your friend Rosie there? And we start just talking smack about people. She is having a comeback that I am loving because, you know, a lot of people know my experience with my political scandal with the current president, Donald Trump. But I always say, well, Rosie was really the first. If you're going to talk about female comedians that went for Trump, Rosie on the view, going after him in a way that was fearless, in a way that my beloved Barbara Walters did not love, was this clip from the view. And there he is hair looping

Your attitude of level He's the moral authority Left the first wife had an affair Left the second wife had an affair Had kids both time But he's the moral compass For 20 year old And my friend

Rosie's so cute I like that she describes Rosie as Fearless Someone who fled the country When Chalda was reelected I'm gonna go to Ireland I gotta get the fuck out of here In fact I have audio

Of her leaving the country Go to Greenland. Thank you. Yeah, so that's Fearless Rosie going after Donald Woof. That takes some balls to make fun of his hair and say that he had multiple wives in affairs. Birds nest, am I right? Holy shit. Good stuff.

What's crazy about these two idiots? I can only imagine what the conversation was on this plane because they both think that Donald's out to get them. and, you know, I guess to some degree that's probably rightfully so. Believe me, she would not be my first choice that I can tell. He said some things about Rosie O'Donnell for sure. But I just, this kind of talk just turns me off. There was a time in the 90s where he was so ubiquitous that I would walk into a room, see Donald and just think like, oh, of course he's here.

You know, so it's not like I had this great relationship with him, but it was cordial. So just as you know, when Rosie and I get together, we do laugh a lot about how there was the Donald and now there's a fascist dictator named Donald also. Okay. The word dictator gets thrown around a lot. It's just like, I mean, do you guys even know what a dictator is?

I'm not sure that you do, but apparently he's a fascist dictator, but they're laughing about it. So that's good. Well, he was just like, we'd always move to Ireland with me. So that's cool. All right. That sounds great. The good news is because, as we know, this guy's a predator,

and women have to watch out for him. But not Kathy or Rosie. There's this great line where she goes, you know, people get mad at me because I know Harvey Weinstein. And, you know, maybe I got along with him. I don't know. He was like the guy that owned the studio. That's all I knew. But guys like that, they want to call me cum, but they don't want my cunt.

I know that's a bad word and I shouldn't have used it. But I am in that same category. So there have been times when I have been in the presence of a man that has later on proven to be a very bad man. And often, guys like that, they see women like Rosie and I as dudes. No shit, sure. They're not trying to fuck me. Well, yeah, obviously not. Wasn't sure where she was going with that.

So I'm safe. Well, yeah, yeah. Your face makes you very safe from these predators. Congratulations on that. So I mentioned earlier that Kathy has to like play this game of like being, oh, I'm a bleeding heart liberal who wants equality and all this stuff. And then, well, I also have a lot of privilege and make a lot of money and she has to apologize for it. I chartered a jet to go to New York. And I know that's fancy and insulting and all the bad things.

but at 65, that's how I do it. And, you know, it's a game changer for me as a performer. I'm not saying everyone can do it or should do it, obviously. So I'm ashamed of it, but it's what I do. Clearly. Do as I say, not as I do. I don't know what the problem is. And then she goes, it's a game changer taking a charter jet.

Yeah, no shit. I said an exit row a couple days ago, and I was like, yeah! King of the world! I've arrived. That's awesome. what a crazy thing to say because she's not making a good case for herself

no listen I'm 65 I'm a performer I'm a very important person and I'm ashamed of it but I am ashamed of it but I'll do it again go fuck yourself how much shame could there be oh by the way speaking of which Arty's life up is called No Shame Wow

Coming up in just a moment Look at that Just very excited about that But she's very ashamed of it And she can't wait to get back out of Charter jet again Because it saves so much time It's great But did she just say that Rosie

She said that, you know, Harvey was just the guy who made the movies. I mean, we got along. Yep. And she got along with Donald back in the day. Yeah. Huh. Okay. It's pretty wild, right?

All right. Do you want to hear about what Rosie's show is in New York that she's doing? Since we're here. This is exciting, guys. I think we'll all be purchasing tickets after we hear this. She has a show right now called Common Knowledge that I just went to a performance. of in California that was fantastic. She's going to do a run

in New York, and it's a fantastic show. You should all get tickets right now. It's a show that is very poignant. There's a lot of comedy, but it's about what it's like to be the mom, as she says, OG lesbian mom of a neurodivergent, non-binary child. Well, sign me up.

Who has that experience? I mean, come on. Old hat, yeah. me. With songs by Carol King. What a fucking horrible premise for a show. Who would want to go see that? You know, Bill Maher likes to say,

look, we both voted for the same person, but you're the reason why she lost. Like, these people have just fucking lost their minds. They're out of the deep end. Come back to the planet, everyone. If that weren't ridiculous enough, I don't know if you guys know this, but Rosie O'Donnell has been a champion for the Menendez brothers.

She's been on TikTok, and she's been really, pushing for them to get released from prison. And it turns out that this was a big deal when they got in this chartered jet together that one of the Menendez brothers, I think Lyle, called up Rosie in Kathy's presence. The two of us together did a lot of smack talking. Can I share anything? I don't know.

I'll share one thing. What's funny about this is she goes, she's been teasing this for two episodes now. I was hanging out with Rosie. We spent a lot of time together on this jet. And so much to talk about it. She finally gets to it. She's like, we talked to a lot of shit. I don't know.

Can I even say anything? Probably not. What the fuck? This is the only story that she's able to share from all of this. When we were on the jet and had not taken off yet, and then Rosie got a call from our friend Lyle Menendez, of the Menendez brothers, who I personally believe should be free. Yes, they killed their parents.

I do believe their story that their dad molested them. I've always believed that. Okay. This is what's insane about this. And I don't understand this whole like the Menendez brothers are great guys and let's free them. Let's say the dad was molesting them. Why did it have to gun down the mom who was just sitting there watching television? What did they have to go on a shopping spree and spend all of their money immediately while claiming they were innocent and someone broke in and murdered their parents?

Like this is not things that people who are just like, well, you know, I was getting molested. I had to do something about it, do. This is what selfish assholes do when they want to spend their parents' money. Did you see this new one, The Crash with the McKenzie Shrilla who crashed the car? Oh, I know you're talking about, yes. As people learn about this,

what you can't avoid is just how horrible these parents are. They're so bad that at some point you do have that thought where you're like, this girl had no chance. Like if all of this is really happening, she doesn't know anything. And I think it's a bit like that with those Menendez guys

where it's like if this was really happening to them their whole lives, then you have sympathy. It doesn't explain or justify, make it okay to murder anybody, but it makes you look at it differently go, oh, okay, maybe if that guy is still in prison for that weed charge for 50 years, maybe they

don't need to be in. No one's in prison of a weed for 50 years. You know what I'm saying. All right, so let's get into more Mendez's ball washing. Good. Participated and organized programs that help the other prisoners. He's a very

very, very bright guy, as is Eric. And it was a surreal moment to be with Rosie O'Donnell and Lyle calls. And to hear Lyle say, hey, Kath, how you doing? Was surreal and great. Yeah, the guy who shot his mom in the face, he was just sitting and watching television. Wow, he knows who I am. And he said, hey, uh-huh.

What a great surreal moment you had there, Kathy. This one's completely out of touch. I'm sorry. This is wild. And she also promotes that she'll be protesting ICE, and you can too. I have a particular sign that I like. So here's a photo of me with my sign. But they also have a bunch of signs waiting for you there.

So they made it so easy. Really, all you have to do is show up. Isn't that exciting? Do I have to make a sign that says fuck ice? No, no, no. They'll hand you when we get there. Thank God, because I am a lazy protester. We already thought of it.

Yeah, I'm the waziest protester. you know, for fine. I got to buy some paper and a stick. It was written out of your hand. I have to actually, like, believe in the cause, or can I just show up? No, no, no, believe me of the cause doesn't matter. You don't have to know anything about it. Great.

Just show up and make it happen. Cool. Kathy just dropped a brand new episode. Now, it came out on TMZ or on the tabloids. Kathy has a 20-year-old boyfriend, but it turned out that that was all a hoax. She doesn't have a 20-year-old boyfriend. And then she made an episode that dropped just yesterday about this relationship, that broke her heart, and she has to have a disclaimer in the very beginning of it.

So it says, No from Kathy. The following episode was filmed last week before recent headlines about me and a particular relationship hit the tabloid. Stay tuned for, say tuned next week for that story. Well, let's see how Kathy's doing. I'm sure she's doing well. Hi, everybody. It's me, Kathy Griffin, and welcome to another episode of Kathy Griffin.

Talk Your Head Off. Wow. The clown and poltergeist. It makes me more calm than what I'm looking at right here. What the fuck is happening? And I might cry during this one. This is an episode that's going to be different because I keep to, I try to keep this show light. And I get too political sometimes and I don't get political enough sometimes.

And I tell you guys stories from my personal life and you guys know they're always real and hopefully they're entertaining. My heart is broken and I'm going to. Okay. So she went from a very special episode There's like a two-parter About like some really intense shit And you know We have a fascist dictator and all this crazy stuff

And the next episode She's like Guys this one's gonna be serious Yeah we know There's been no jokes No jokes We know We know it's all very serious

And you're very upset Jesus Christ What's wrong with this woman Her dogs are in the same position They were in the last episode That's true She has four dogs And they hang out with her on the couch

While she does her awesome podcast Well, that was Kathy Griffin, talk your head off. Maybe we'll revisit it at some point, you know. Can I just say that I thought the entire time that red wig behind her was a mirror and the reflection of the back of her head. And it just wasn't moving. And I thought it was like a horror movie and it was just going to get up and walk away without her at any point. It took me so long to figure out what I was looking at. That's hilarious.

The fact that that's the permanent set for every episode is crazy distracting. Yeah, that's weird. It's like she has her doppelganger over her shoulder or something. It doesn't make any sense. If she passes out, they just throw an AI on that face then. It keeps going. And that same editing style is Whitney Cummings. Yes.

The slight close up. Zoom out. Zoom in. Zoom out. It's not even zooming. Right. It's just a quick cut. Yeah. What's it for? I don't know.

I guess it's to distract you and make you think that it's interesting. Who do you think's funnier? Ooh. I got some Whitney Cummings vibes from her when she'd like go off on a little aside, but at least Candy Griffin, like, is coherent. It tells a story. It's like, you actually understand what she's talking about. Where Whitney Cummings is just like random nonsense being,

spaghetti just being thrown at every fucking wall. It's not to be cooked. Of course it's going to bounce off. Why would you do that? Let's get into Ardy Fletcher. Do I have an Ardy Fletcher jingle? Or do I have to ask producer Chris to hit that? Chris?

That's all I got. Oh, I have this. I think we're more. like Monty Python's flying circus. We do bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces. That's a good one. My buddy Adam Thoreau, Adam Thoreau, who's a good friend of the show and does our video editing, he sent me a note.

He got Artie Fletcher's book off of a website, eBay or something, I don't know. And he got an autographed version of the book. And Artie Fletcher writes, Best Wishes Artie, and then he writes Law and Order 8, 16, 2016. He writes Law & Order.

Like, a lot of, like, athletes will put their number next to it, you know? They'll remind you who they are. I'm number 17 of the bills. Like, ah, cool, yeah, I remember that. He writes a Law & Order.

It's a fucking guy. I mean, I'm already asking you for an autograph. I obviously know you from On Order. All right, so apparently Artie Fletcher put out a special. And thank you to Backdoor Benji, who mailed me. We have a P.O. Box. You can find out who are these.com. You can mail us stuff.

We appreciate that. He mailed me the DVD of Artie's special called Artie Fletcher, quote, unquote, live, and then, quote, unquote, no shame. Why does live have to be in quotes? Seems odd. Anyway, this is live at Bunkers Comedy Club in Daytona Beach, May 26, 2012, to give you a sense of what's going on. And it starts off very horny. This is a very horny already flotcher to start.

Back of the day, I suck his big to get here. This young thing right there. So if I marry you, and I'm gathering her from, like, Kentucky to them psyche. Do I have to give you, like, your father or somebody like a farm animal or anything? Maybe. Maybe. Okay. I'll have you pregnant before you bleed this close.

The farm animal thing I get. That's a joke. Kind of makes some sense. Whatever. I just suck his dick to get to you. It doesn't make any sense at all. What does that even mean? He's like, can I?

Right. One of the things great about Ardy Fletcher. Ripping off that old George Carlin line. I wouldn't fuck you. or the stolen dick. He's just ripping off a version of classic old-time jokes. Because what already does,

he rips off jokes, but he leaves things out that make them, to make the joke work. That's a good example. They've played this game on the Okoriko show on the Shuling Network,

where Mike Morris will write the setup and then have to guess what the punchline is. And, you know, it's similar to what did John say next, that kind of game. They give you a four different punchlines. You've got to figure it out.

And it's always the one that makes the least amount of sense. He doesn't even know how jokes work. But he gets, laughs. He gets laughs because it's just like, what did he say? He's going to suck this guy's dick? Okay. He gets laughs because that is the most primed crowd

I have ever heard in my life. That was like a rock show where everyone knew who they were going to see. I could not wait to see how quickly he was going to turn that into animus and he's almost there. So I

have a theory. This might be sweetened. There are some laughs that he gets on things that are not even humorous. People just lose their minds. Like, how does any of this possible? But maybe it's all legit. I don't know. There's a camera that's some guy's controlling that's sitting on the very front table in front of them. So we can't see anything that's happening behind that. We don't know what the size of this club. The number of people in there. None of that. It's a one camera shoot. So Chad Zubak, if you're watching, maybe get this guy to make your special. By the way,

you know, it's a pro. You know, obviously this guy talks about how he's all these TV credit. he's a pro. You know he's a pro in the back of the DVD has multiple phone numbers out of it. Literally, his publicist spelled with only us as a no-see. Oh. Cynthia Horner. There's a phone number for that. And then management, there's a phone number for that as well. It's hilarious.

All right. Clip number two, let's talk about losing weight. Losing weights would kind of cool because like now, Like, when the hooker's going down on me, and I'll have to take a word for it. I got to see the bitchie said, oh, yeah. It's kind of cool. I don't know if he wrote that joke, because maybe he was on the down swing of his yo-yo diet. So he's just like, you know, guys, I've been losing a lot of weight.

They're like, do you have? How the fuck big were you? This is a giant fat man talking about losing weight is cool. What? He's an actual black hole. Light does not reach him. It only reaches behind him, which is reflective. And he's in the dark.

I know, I used this for the thumbnail. And I was like, oh, this is not good. He looks like Kevin's shadow. Right. It's not good. All right. So this leads him to talking about going to the gym. And I like it when a big fat man tells me about his experience at the gym at Gold's Gym specifically.

You know, they suck you with you. You go to Gold's Gym. You go to Gold's and then you come in here like this little fat kid. And they go, look, he's retarded. They will take you to every machine where it's like a hot lawn working out, make over something. And you're like, drool, man. Sir, how long would you like to join for?

Here's my credit card. Just tell me what this shit runs out. Then at the end of the tour, they go, what do you want to accomplish? You know, when you come to the goal, they go, see that blonde there? I'll be fucking that bitch in two weeks. Oh, yeah, I want to lose weight.

that joke is that a lot of times jokes are misdirect. That was just a direct. He's like, they bring me in the show of these hot chicks and I'm like, well, these chicks are hot. They're like, what do I accomplish when you're here? He's like, guess what I said? I want to fuck these hot chicks. Like, oh, yeah. I mean, you've already established that, sir. We thought you were going to go

for humor, but instead you just... Yeah. We got it. You're horny. It's literally always been saying so far as he got on my stage. And I'm glad we had his former roommate on to tell us that he was getting some pussy back in the day. Yeah. Because otherwise, I'd be like, this is pathetic. But it's working.

So, you know, whatever. Maybe I should try this. Maybe I will. Maybe I have. He talks about bad habits that he has. And this one makes no sons. You know, you go to, every day, I go, I go, I go, I go and I'm fucking hate it. And I want to get there, I'm fine.

But you got to just fucking drive yourself. You know, it's like, like, smoking, it's like, I try to quit smoking. I quit several fucking time. But if you're doing cocaine, you have to smoke. No, because it says it on the packet. And I have so many habits. You know, it's like, it's fucking hard. God.

Unreal. He's so proud of himself for that one. So when you do cocaine, you have to smoke, because it says it on the packet. What packet? What's he talking about? Which container is he talking about? you have to smoke,

does cigarettes, take with cocaine, or does the bag of coke you get, say, have a cigarette afterwards? Yeah, and tiny print. I'm just, I'm very confused by that joke. And was he really breaking at his own joke,

or did he forget where he's going? I think he's forgetting where he's going. He's like, aha, I know, am I right, guys? I couldn't buy some time here. What am I doing? What are we talking about?

We figured out why the audience is all worked up, though. The second he said cocaine, and they all went, yeah! Let's fucking go. Yeah, I know.

He lost his train of thought. They were so excited by it. All right, so Artie is a grandfather. This joke, I do not understand. I literally don't know what words he's saying. Oh, okay. Please listen closely. Tell me if you can figure out what this is.

I got grandchildren out. I'm gonna fucking grandfather. Fucking grandfather. Can you imagine this big around? I don't know who his grandfather is. I'm chucking that. I don't fuck his babysitter. Anyway.

Anyway. I, uh, that one looks for name. what did he say I heard babysitter I think he's talking about fucking a babysitter I think he said something about like Can you imagine having me as your grandfather

Like he's a big celebrity That was just like oh my god Arnie Fletcher's your grandfather what's that like I think that's what he said Adam thoughts Yeah he kind of like he thinks he's Sam Kinnison So it's like this wild and crazy uncle guy Did you notice that he's getting more and more out of focus And somebody walked by the stage

And they were perfectly lit and in focus Yeah It's not the greatest special ever shot I don't know that Adam consulted on this one I have a feeling you didn't Nobody reached out Yeah look at She's perfectly frank

Yeah cute too Anyway not the point She's disgusting She's like I can get the fuck out of it It's got to get the fuck out of it It's a creep All right so It's the babysitter

What is he how loud They applauded for hope They were like Ladies is here's a person And they're like yeah Now they get to know him And he's like I'm a grandfather

They're like, okay, okay. That's not great. Talk about cocaine. Yeah. Okay. This guy, as you know, has written a bestseller. What is it? My Life Through Bloodshot Eyes or something like that.

The eyes of a comic. Bloodshot Eyes through a guy. Anyway, not the point. The point is he signs it and he puts a lot in order there, which is great. He is going around to 130 cities on this book tour, promoting it and signing it. You know, I've got to tell you, I've been traveling, I'm on a 136 book tour, I've been traveling all over the place, and, you know, I do, you know, there's so much going on with, in fact, it's funny, I was in Orlando a couple weeks ago, what was it, a month ago, you know, Orlando, doing books on his, I was a good day, Orlando, and it's so funny because this guy, George Zimmerman is getting, who's fucking pressed, I was downtown Orlando, I saw Casey Andy with a sign, like, remember me? It took a long time to get there, didn't it? Yeah.

He didn't know where he was going with that. I'm on this book tour. Like, I'm going 130 cities. It's crazy. You know, I was at Orlando the other day. Orlando doing a book side. I was on the TV morning show. If he took less time wiping his nose.

Yeah. And bragging. I mean, John have to fit in six brags to every joke. And it just boggs the whole thing down. 130 city book tour. Bullshit. Doesn't make sense. Nope.

There aren't 130 cities in the country that you would travel to. In a row? Are you going in a row? Is it your spring tour? It's so stupid. I mean,

it couldn't justify the sales you would make. No. You know what I mean? No one's ever heard of you. You have to do morning TV and radio to promote that you're going to be signing your book somewhere. And that's always gold.

Oh, that's going to get a ton of people out. All right. Well, Let's do what Suthering John does. Let's address the black people in the room. And very comfortable, gets everybody on board. So, you know, every place I go in the south, black people, I know you're here tonight. And you know you've been free, right?

No, I don't get it. I mean, it started out like with black people, Rosa Parks, smoothed to the front of the bus. That was the first thing. Yeah. Right? Lincoln sent them free. You want to keep going?

Martin was King March. Yeah, black people will sit in the father's back in the club they can. You got a fucking president. And that's questionable. He's black. Black do go to Ireland.

If Obama was black, don't even think that motherfucker would would have quit by now. Obama was in the White House and twice going, I fucked up. this offends me and my people I know I was going to say

Bruce for Chris are you okay with this Adam looked like he was pained watching that bed he's like there's no way Barack Obama's black he doesn't even get high at the White House and then quit good stuff I was offended as somebody who likes comedy

yeah that was pretty rough but he's got everyone on on his side people are going along with it Hey, yeah, this is funny stuff. Yep, black people. Getting high all the time. Then he goes into more cocaine jokes.

And this is offensive as a cocaine enthusiast. I can't play with Mama. Seriously, I'm voting for the motherfucker. I just thought. I just hope. He's going to come through. He's done well. Gasoline is off the fucking charge.

Cocaine is cheaper than gas. And, Let's face it, you do cocaine? Fuck it. You don't need a car. You will run anywhere. Baby, give me your sun pass. I'll go to Miami.

Oh, you'll fuck, man. Is that true? No. A lot of people getting high on Coke and then jogging down the street. Not fat guys. Not anyone. I only made it to Minnesota. I didn't make it all the way of mind.

That works at all, but he's just like, ah, it's funny, right, guys? I don't know. He said cocaine. He even got to laugh when he just goes, wow, gasoline is expensive. Ha ha ha! I'm telling you, this is sweetened. There's no reason for any of this laughter to be happening.

We've seen this with John. It's drunk people and it's the rhythm of comedy. They just, they want to laugh. They're having fun. Wacky words. Obama, Black, this. Ah, we're just, you know, yeah, whatever.

They don't care. They cheered the most in cocaine and couldn't acknowledge that he's a grandfather. They are wasted in this, audience. So it's going very well for him. And this next bit, wow. You want to think about hack bits. And I saw my buddy in the chat, Fudgical, was mentioning earlier, it's like, no, hacks do get laughs. That is true. Hack comments are, comics are not respected by other comics because they do get laughs. They do get booked. Because audiences like this, eat it up. They don't know any better.

And this is a perfect example of that. But, you know, here's what you got to do in this country. I've been following what's going on. Here's the first thing I would do. How about for one year we stopped sending money to other fucking countries? Who did it?

Japan got the tsunami. Okay, any other motherfucker who's coming. You don't go out if I break water, you're going to have plenty of water, okay? Buy for throes and storical equipment and fins and shit. How do you deal for a disaster? I got batteries.

water. Motherfucking, you have 90 foot waves. He did the Japanese concerned about Godzilla guy? Yeah. In 2012. He's still doing the, oh no, Godzilla.

Wow. Godzilla. Fucking wow. Good stuff, Artie. You're crushing it, buddy. Why is he not teamed up with John yet? I can't figure it out. They could be trading jokes back and forth.

You do the tsunami stuff with the Japanese. I do Kardashian stuff. Oh, we'll be a good team then. It's going to work out well. But I show my belly at the end. What are we going to do? I show my belly from the side. Oh, okay.

Your profile? That's fine. Yeah, that works. So can't bring up the Japanese without bringing up Pearl Harbor, obviously. You're fuck with the American. You thought how Marlboro was cooler, huh? We can't even now, motherfucker. Oh.

Fuck. Do you see what I mean? Yes. He just goes, fuck. And you're, ha, ha, ha, ha.

That's wild, right? That doesn't make any sense. Maybe the other drunkest people ever existed and they're piping THC into the room through the ventilator. I don't know. But it just seems implausible. The mix is all fucked up. Yeah.

He's got reverb on him. and it sounds like the room. Is it a reverb or there's just a lot of empty seats? Well, I don't know. All right. Well, the hack bits don't end there. Let's talk about the Mexicans. Then, we send $38 billion to Haiti

so they can rebuild the country. Hey, let's do the math here. That country wasn't worth $38,000 billion before this shit have. You want to rebuild it? It's the right way. Send 50 Mexicans over there with 100 cases of Corona and an Italian dude

will be in four of me then will knock that shit out like in two weeks from like $150,000 every day This is crazy Okay, it must be sweeten Right?

I can't Yeah Well, what if we just sent Mexicans over there with coronas? We're going to tell you guy That's wild. But he's pausing for it. Like he must have known ahead of time.

They're going to sweeten it because he's taking these long pauses. It seems like he's soaking it in, but I don't put it to pass them to pretend. He demanded it at him. He must have known ahead of time. Otherwise, they're going to be standing there in silence. It's his idea to do that. He's probably walking the room. We saw that one person go by the camera.

Everyone else is going down the aisles the other way. Oh, right. This joke makes no sense to me at all. Another example of something that, like, he connects to concepts and people laugh at it, but it doesn't really make sense. Like the TSA, I feel bad for them. They get shit for touching anybody.

It's always old people as snowbirds. Oh my God, I was violated. Hey, fuck you, I've married three times. I look forward to this padded. Sometimes I'll go through twice. So he likes getting patted down by TSA because he's been married

three times. What is that to do? do with anything. I don't know. I have two and a half X girlfriend, so I like it when TSA touches my junk. Huh? Why? Just saying married would have been the joke.

I'm married. I don't get late. That's the joke. Married three times makes it sound like you're doing fine, right? Like you could get girls. I don't even get it. This is incredible left track, though. It's like riding with him on levels.

And this isn't real. It is very impressive. That's why Live was in quotes on the cover. Oh, shit. You're right. Legally he had to, right. It's live? Yeah, that's a question mark. It would have been funnier. All right.

Let's get into some acting. Adam, you're going to be very excited about this because Artie is a triple quadruple threat. I can't name one of those things, but whenever he tells us. And one of the things that he can do is act. And we've seen his acting real, some of it anyway. Let's see him act on stage during his comedy show. I had to the airports when a good old Harry Christian in there. Fuck, but I miss those guys.

You know, it's like, what's fucked up is, the FAA says, oh, okay, it's now safe. You can now take your cigarette back on a plane. I'm like, whoa, 79 cents big. You can now take back a plane. Because, you know, a train Paris could have took the plane over with a fucking bitch. Look at the actor, fuck it.

Let's do it read acting. Terrorists take it over to play in Kentucky. Don't move. And you know the gay flight attend to be like, that kind of the pause break. Well, he'd done the running bit two times. This was the third. He's bringing it all back home.

Hold on. First was the Japanese guy. Now it was the gay guy. Yeah, different run. Very different run. I like that he started off with, I guess, some kind of like Middle Eastern accent thing

you know these these Muslim terrorist thing then it turns out don't move motherfucker that was funny what are you doing it doesn't make sense so that was

point in the elaborate bit that he did taking over an airplane with a Bick lighter good stuff so R&E was recent on an airplane what was in this a guy's wearing a turban

oh yeah the jokes right themselves They do. And so Art is going to tell you what went down. And you won't believe who the hero is in this story. It turns out it's Artie Fletcher. I mean on a plane, I see a guy on the tournament. I freak the fuck out.

I sit in the back of the plane. I tell my manager, I don't eat first class. I bring my own blanket, my own hand cream. I'm going from the border to Houston. I get to my plane. I get to my train. There we go. walking out these

hello my friend I go you're not my friend you terrorist tax sucker teach if I see I go sit down I'll be you shut the fuck up okay 20 minutes into the flight

now we're friends excuse me I have to go to the bathroom I go you're not fucking moving unless you and I can both fit in that one by three fucking room send, I have to make it number two.

Good, pull that diaper over your head. I'm shit in that, you piece of shit. Okay. He was so close. Pull that diaper off your head is actually a decent line, and then he has to explain it. Try shitting in that, you piece of shit. Like, oh, that's the worst thing you could have said after that.

Ruins the whole thing. Every fucking rude. You don't understand. I have to make a number two. Good, pull that diaper over your head. Try shit in that, you piece of shit. Okay. The fucking airlines charge you for everything right.

What a transition. What a transition right there. No, in this story, this guy with a turban is just a guy. It's a guy going out of an airplane. Artie's called him a piece of shit, not letting him get up. He's like, are just like the asshole in this scenario. He's like, oh, yeah. And these airlines, they charge you for everything.

They fucking nickel and die of you, am I right, people? Anyway, I was beating the shit out of this guy in a turban for having to use the bathroom. And by the way, the only part of that story I don't believe is that his manager called him up and was like, Oh, you don't want the first class flight? Come on. They're trying to put you in business. No, no, no, not for me. I don't believe the part where he has a manager. That too.

That's hilarious. I tell my manager, no, put me in the back of the plane. I've got to keep an eye on all the turbines. I got to protect us from all these turbin-wear and motherfucker. I thought he just established that's where all the black guys like to sit. I'm so confused. used in his world. That's a good point.

Maybe he wants to sit in their laps like Chad Zubach did in the sauna. I don't think he has his own blanket. Oh, shit. He's going to take over WATP. He's got a lighter. Whoa. All right. Can I make a quick announcement on here?

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They're selling some candy. They made Who are these podcasts? Candy, the official candy of who are these podcasts. So thank you very much for doing that. All right. You put together a little supercut of our buddy, Kevin Brennan. Kevin Brennan has transitioned into a bitter, mentally ill has been,

just like Suttering John. And you've been picking up on some of the traits that he has. that are very similar to Johns. Anything to set up this montage you put together? Just that these are all clips from the last year, I think. It's all very recent stuff. And if you enjoy one on one level, but the other, on a different level, one you're laughing with, the other you're laughing at,

explain to me what the difference is because I can't tell. Yeah, good call. I haven't watched this yet. Let's see it. They really More of them Look at the creep boys Like Lady K

Shewaves got big bills to pay They bankrupt the way Don't, don't Don't, don't Don't you Forget about me Aw Do you get tired?

Do you get tired? Did the hunchback get tired? tired. Aww. Oh, look at the fucking, look at the guy who begged me. Oh, John, let me come on your show. Please.

Uh, you were so cool. Oh, they call me in five lies. Did they, what did they say? Why did they say? They caught me in five lies. You at your mom's?

And on her teeth? Carlin. Pinky. Hey, hey, hey, hey. And I filmed a pilot for HBO. Oh, producer Chris. Pinky was mad at me. Pinky with mad.

And now I'm going to turn on Suttering John to impress Pinky. That's what this is all about. Carl's like the loser click in high school. He's like, hey, hey, we're losers, but this guy's a bigger loser. So he can't hang out with us anymore. Oh! Oh, I see. Could you pass the turkey, please? Oh, Rio, that's not nice.

Oh, isn't that nice? Tuki, I didn't docks you? Do I get bonus points for that? Do I get any double tips for that? I thought it didn't matter. I thought it didn't matter that. I read your domestic violence charges on the night that you punch somebody in the... Oh, Carl.

Oh, gosh. They're sticking it to me. What are you doing? This whole show is about me. Talk about an obsession with somebody way more successful than you. And that's a fact. Hack. Again, all these people are failures.

Bob Levy, Pat Dixon, Shulie Agar, again, I have more credits on all these motherfuckers combined. You named the magazine I was in it. Featured. Entertainment Weekly. Rolling Stone. You name it. I'm in it. Circus. Clowns.

I know you did premium blend. Other than that, what did you do, Pat? Pat? Pat. All right, Mike. Tell the family, hello for me, and I'll see you tomorrow. It all worked out. It all worked out.

Oh, good at it. Good at it. That is a good at it. Well done. Adam. Holy shit. How the fuck? I don't know how you pulled that off because I was expecting, I haven't watched that yet.

I was expecting you were going to hone in on a certain thing that Kevin does that John does. But you found like six different things that they both do, but if not more. It's the whole show. It's the whole show. It's just become John's show. Yeah. It's just I hate you pay me. I will add one thing.

though, if we can continue on bringing the mood down. When I was looking up all of these clips, I found three separate instances where Kevin is alone by himself without a guest, and he says to himself out loud, well, I've got terminal cancer, so what does it matter? And then later on, he said, well, what's the point to have terminal cancer? Is this a running bit that he does? I wouldn't know. It's a hilarious bit if it is.

Well, it would be on brand for him. Sure. But he does continue to say that. no one in the chat acknowledges it in any way. And, um, so it's got to be a joke then, right? No one's taking it seriously. Well, it was a joke when he was glad Matt Perry was dead, right? Right.

Yeah, you love that. So maybe it's just the same joke or maybe it's the rational, reasonable explanation for all of this behavior. So, Kevin, if you wouldn't mind coming onto WATP and bringing us your medical records, anyone's will be fine and just let us know how you're. you're doing and until then we're just going to assume that you're dying and lay off you because I feel bad. You do? Yeah. Oh, that's not really on. I mean, he looked so terrible. I know, that's not really on brand for us though. Adam. We're supposed to pile on when we find out of

his terminal cancer, right? Yeah, no, that's you guys. I hang in the back and judge. Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's true. You apologize for your liberal actor friends while we. No, I remember when, um, what was it? It was Eric Zane looked at him and that was his, Eric knew him and hadn't seen him in a while. And the first thing he said was, in all earnestness was, is he sick? Is he okay? He's not. And he doesn't care. He stopped putting on a show. He doesn't care about his audience.

He doesn't care about comedy or anything. That's all he cares about. Misery loves money is what the show is turned into. It's not anything about comedy at all. We played the clip recently. We were just like, I'm not even trying to do a comedy show. Yeah, obviously. And it's not a new show because he just says whatever he wants.

He just says, that guy robs banks. And until he shows up here and proves me he doesn't we're just going to roll with this and I'm going to have everybody uh try and make his life miserable by painting him as a bank thief so I've been texting back in front with shulie this week because of the layoffs Howard Stern you know the big announcement they laid off 12 more people and they're only going down to one day a week now in the Howard Stern show and so I asked Julie any names that I know or that I would people would be aware of he said no but the other big news I don't know if he wants to be saying this or not it doesn't really matter

the big news is that all these people are being laid off are signing these Ironclad NDAs they can't talk about anything and Shulie refused to sign an NDA which is great because he can talk about stuff and as soon as he started the Shulie show he was able to do that

if Richard or Benji can't talk about the Howard Stern show or their experience and this NDA they wanted Shooley to sign was like anything that happened in serious at all anytime you were in this building or communicating people from this or other co-workers just like, oh, he was on the Jay Thomas show.

He was out miserable men. He did a lot of things. The news department. He did a lot of things. It's serious. They're like, you can't talk about anything. What the fuck's the point of this? Anyway, the answer is Richard.

Obviously, the answer is Richard. Were Richard and Sal and Benji fired? No. Not that I know. Okay. There's a thing running across the internet that says they took the Howard Stern show off their handle. on social media, but I don't know if it's real or not.

I don't know if that's real or not either. I haven't heard anything. Cardiff Electric is here. Nice clip, Adam. You're not just a putty face. That's true. Thank you, Cardiff. You put together some content for us from time to time.

I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. You know, I got some notes from some people who were asking,

if it was cool if they started covering Jerry Banfield. And of course, my response is, yes, the more than merrier. I want everyone covering Jerry Banfield. I want people to realize and recognize what an amazing person this is. You're really letting Shulie do this again?

It wasn't Shulay this time. But just to watch this guy and just to take in what he's putting out there, it's fascinating. And so I'm glad people are picking up on that. And other people are checking it out. And I won't name any names, Pat Dixon, but he's texting me this morning and said, do you know that Jerry Bafield's talking about you?

I said, no, I didn't see that. So he sent me the link, which is fantastic. To my knowledge, and Chris, help me out. You've been on the show since we've been covering Jerry Banfield. Has Jerry ever acknowledged us or talked about us? I don't believe so. I don't think so either. We've covered him a lot.

He's never acknowledged anyone covering him. I don't think so. Because I don't think anyone covers him. Well, you did know. Where can I show up and where can I be useful in this? I'm so good at this environment. It seems like this is the best thing for me to do. He's walking around a park and recording himself.

And this is called, I'm betting everything on YouTube. What if it doesn't work? I've never seen him do. He's done live stuff. I've never seen him just walking around outside before. Yeah. But I like this. It's great.

Every time you start a clip with him, he's in the middle of something really. It's never a start and a finish and it never ends. But I just like the title of this. I'm betting everything on YouTube, but what if it doesn't work? I mean, the chances are slip. obviously, Jerry, but I don't know. Let's our bets here. And some of the, you know, the haters, like,

never have ideas that are productive. Like, who are these podcasts? Like, you know, is there, is there any useful idea you have besides something dumb? Like, just get a job and give up on your life and you're dating and your dreams? Kind of a thing. First off. He goes, who are these podcasts ever having good ideas for me?

That's not my job. I figured out my life. That was my only job. How does Carl make a living? Figured it out. Cool. Awesome. We were doing our job.

Could you imagine it out? I was just like, all, Jerry, here's the blueprint. I got it all figured out for you. Go fuck yourself with that shit. Do they have any good ideas to get a job? That is a good idea. You should get a job. Pay your bills.

Take care of your children. All these things that, because you're a man with children, you should have responsibility for. What, I got to give up all my dreams? Kind of. Yeah. That ship has sailed. Get to do that like college age.

Get to play. play that role of like, hey, maybe I'll move to Hollywood and become a big star. It's like, all right, now I'm going back to New York and divide 30s. It's like Chan Zubach. Jerry, if you want a successful, whatever this is you're doing,

calm down, come off, pretend like you have all the answers. Just seem calm and relax. No one is going to take advice from you on how to better their lives if this is the prototype of what success looks like. Because success looks like a nightmare to me. You got to like

be cool and you'll seem like you have the answers. Everything you say is an unsure question, so no one's going to want to take advice from you. Cult leaders are never unsure of themselves. Thank you. Much better. Never once as a cult leader and just go, do I have all the answers?

Oh, I know. Like, what am I doing here? That I give you all my possessions. And if this doesn't work out, I have a plan B. Don't worry.

I just love that. We're just like, these haters, what do they want me to do? Like something sensible? You could. You could try that, I guess.

You know, one thing that motivates me every time that people are criticizing, it just makes me that much happier. You look at it. Yeah. We can tell. I mean that much more excited to see what's possible and to, you know, come out on the other side of that. Because what's funny is whenever you're up and everybody wants your attention and stuff, everybody always wants things and praises you and attacks you too.

Well, you know, it's really amazing to see who's there when things are challenging. Like, that's what's truly beautiful in life. I remember when I was a police officer in, like, 2009, they were talking a bunch of junk about me. They're making fun. I like that I couldn't get an attractive woman. This is hilarious. This is quite the anecdote from this guy. This is a guy who wants your money to have a phone call with him for 30 minutes.

100 bucks. And he goes, guys, when I was a cop, This guys used to tease me for being a loser. But don't worry, he got the final laugh. And then I managed to hook up with the dispatcher, one of the dispatchers, who was, you know, absolute perfect 10, in my opinion. I couldn't imagine anything that could have been better about her appearance, at least.

Personality, well, is another story. And then I bragged about it, and then I got fired. That's literally the story of Jerry Banfield. Now, I'm just assuming that you're bragged about it. But the fact that, like, everyone was teasing if we're not getting a hot chick. He's like, I'll show you. I'll fuck that chick right there. And he says bragged about it.

They're just like, we can't do that. It's a conflict of interest here. And now I live in a field. It's a beautiful field, though. Was it common knowledge that he was a cop? Yes. Wow, I had no idea. Yeah, it's wild.

And when you see photos of him, he was fat back then, too. He was a fat alcoholic cop. And he really changed his life. You can picture the cops making fun of them, though. You can just see them standing around. As a layman, I would make fun of it. Is that the word layman? That probably not.

But everybody was blown away. A lot of them didn't even believe it. They didn't even believe it. Like, no, that happened. Oh, so he did brag about it. Oh, Jerry. Okay, well, now we see what's going on. They wouldn't even believe me.

He's like, spelled my fingers. Like, well, that can be. Skag. I wrote a whole book Officer Banfield about that. And I remember all the... About fucking a high girl.

It's a ugly ones. Please get to be yada yada, crimes. Anyway, this dispatcher. You know, all them talking junk and I'm like, I'm going to show all of you what I can do. And I hope, you know, I inspire

each of you to wonder what else you're capable of. Because the people who think I have limited capabilities and who want to criticize and stuff only motivate me to show off even more. Well, get started, buddy. Yeah. When's that going to happen? What's stopping you? You know, I'm already, I'm thinking the Jerry Banfield.com family, I'm thinking that's, you know, that should turn into the best business I've had before.

My business in a past before was not based on, you know, giving real value to real people. on tricking people into selling me as an authority and getting people. I mean, I did. Wow. Just said the quiet part out loud. Guys, in the past, when I made a lot of money, I was tricking people to give me money. And I would give him a return bullshit. Oh, but now, hold on a second.

I mean, now, though, when you give me money for these 30-minute calls, it's really good stuff that I'm giving you. Listen, past results are not an indicator of future results. I'm obviously way better at this stuff now. I got to back that up. That's a crazy thing. Yeah, he's alluded to being deceptive before. He's never just outright said, I've tricked people. Yeah, I just tricked people into buying stuff that was garbage from me.

And then I trick him into sleeping with me at work. Anyway, Jerry Banfield.com. You can give me $100 to call me on the phone. Before it was not based on, you know, giving real value to real people. It's based on tricking people into selling me as an authority and getting people. I mean, I did good coaching in some areas. but it wasn't giving the people the most value

that could really transform your life tricking people to thinking that I'm the authority is literally what he's trying to do with that school.com site he has. He's like, I will help you with AI, I'll help you with relationships, I'll help you with YouTube,

I'll help you with crypto, like he's got all of these different things he's going to help you fix your life with. But he won't, because he can't, because he can't live his own life correctly. Like, I've never bought some course from somebody that transformed my life. I have you read a few audiobooks. I've read a few audiobooks, is that we just said?

Yeah. It's hard to do. But the audiobooks transformed my life because I also put them into practice, and I found that they worked, like the book How Not to Die. Nailing it. And that was, I only found that because it was recommended by my uncle, a doctor. He's deceased. The haters are just nuts on my carnivore diet's trash video.

Just another example of the truth is often very simple. I love to what Bobby O. said in his recent video, the truth is often very simple. And yet the strategy on YouTube and these other platforms is to bury the truth in a mountain of garbage. So, I mean, it's really, like finding someone like Bobby O, you know, blockchain pill, follow. Finding someone who's authentic and makes worthwhile content is an absolute, just diamond

in the rough because almost... So when you saw yourself, Jerry, like me, I'm one of those guys. You know, most of the top content on YouTube is junk. Oh, boy. So I think he's losing the thread here. He's focusing on the haters, which is the thing you don't want to do when you're a creator and trying to be able to pay you to give him advice and help you with the, their lives can't start talking about the haters and they do something that's even worse he defines

his target audience for the first time this is not good go if i put out all the videos i can every day and it doesn't work because you know none of the lonely people who follow me online are interested in you know paying to be less lonely and connect with me wow he just said my business model might not work because some of the, all the lonely people online who would pay me to be their friend so they could be less lonely have decided it's not worth 96 bucks for 30 minutes. Oh, Jerry, you're not supposed to be targeting lonely people to be helping people who need their lives fixed. He's manipulating people again and he's projecting because he's the one comfortable spending

like $10,000 for a girl to pretend to be his. Yes. Yeah. You're right. He's like, aren't you lonely enough to spend money for companionship for 30 days? I am. You're right. I'll do it.

I'll pay twice as much. If I can't find anything else to work, you know, I'll figure something out. I'm also wondering, you know, is there a better way than just doing YouTube videos? Like, I got 1.2 million impressions in the last 28 days. That's pretty good. That's like 40-some thousand impressions for free a day. It's not good. Impressions don't mean anything.

What he's about to talk about here. makes me very nervous for him. So we've been covering him for a while. I told you the reason why I found him is because he was talking about how he's $600,000 in debt. He's buying ads to drive people to his content that's only making him a small percentage of the money he's spending

to drive people to his content. And he did this for years. To the point we got $600,000 in debt and I think even more than that. So listen to what he's thinking about doing now. But I could crank in a bunch more impressions if I paid for Google ads. I could do specific landing pages

and try all kinds of niche terms, broader terms, display ads, search ads, YouTube ad videos. And I wonder, maybe it'd be better to just try and advertise directly. I could just advertise for my membership essentially and, you know,

try and get out there like somebody's searching for, you know, they could be searching for a connection coach or, you know, I could do the research and AI could help figure out, like, what are some, some niche charms people are searching for that my group, you know, my offer at jerry banfield.com, like I could try and figure out what are some niche terms I could advertise on, make a landing page quickly with my voice and AI, and then potentially convert people off a cold ad straight into

the membership. No! Jerry, no! Don't do this again. You've done this already. Fuck! What is wrong with this idiot? He thinks he's going to convert people from a...

He even used the word cold. You're not going to get someone who types a Google search in. I'm looking for a connection coach. I'm sure that gets tons of search volume a month. Connection coach. And then they click on Jerry Banfield. It gets to a landing page. And they're like, this guy deserves $49 of my hard-earned money every single month or $96 for a 30-second call.

Where the fucking selling at this point? It just doesn't work that way. Anything but get a real job. Dude. Do you see that? above his eyebrows, all that, like, tension that's always there. As long as you have that, no one will take your advice. Correct.

He's not cool, calm collected. He's not enjoying himself. No. This isn't fun. And the fact that he's contemplating this out loud to his stream, maybe I'll just go, like, even crazier into that. At what point do people stop giving him money? I mean, even Joey Mattress has a wife with a job.

Right. But they could both trade stories about their content being, What Should I Do? What should I do? Guys, you tell me, what should I do? It just seems like with all the people watching my videos, though, you know, that would be more effective, but sometimes you don't know until you try.

Sometimes somebody with a very specific search intent can come straight in. So I'm wondering if it'd be worth... Oh, my gosh. This is like a long shot. This is like the Chad's due my comedy special. To hell, Mary. He goes, I'm getting 1.2 million impressions for free. And that's not converting at all. What if I paid for impressions?

Well, that's not going to help at all, buddy. You'll be you never know. You don't know until you try. You've tried it. I'm trying to save him a lot of money right now. I don't know if I listen to me or not. Wow. And you know, this segment's starting with him saying,

these guys don't give me any good advice. Which is. Don't buy advertising. Test that. I've been thinking about it. But then that involves spending more money and more time. That's not on creating content. At least with creating content, I know.

People spent 5,000. hours, 5,000 hours watching my content in the last 28 days. Yeah, but that was 30,000 people. So most of them spent minutes and seconds with your content, Jerry. Don't look at it like that. Don't look at big numbers. He keeps looking at big numbers and we're like, I'm really successful. You're not.

600,000 is a big number. That's a real big number. It's dollars that you owe. Almost 6,000 hours. That's a lot of time. people spent watching my content. I guess I'm pretty good at this. Nope.

You know, that's only 110 days or so on brand new YouTube channels. So that's what I'm thinking about today. And let me know if you enjoy this format of kind of getting out of the studio. It's a little more naturally I'm a little more relaxed. Adam Futz, as what relaxed looks like. he should not have this much room and just spin freely he's out of control

yes I've seen videos with Britney Spears that look more under control even Obie just stood in one spot while he spun around right I've watched that that clip of the pastor

saying he's not gonna ride in planes with those demons you know that that clip I've watched that like a hundred times I'm not signing up for his course and it's not resulting in like me believing in his faith. Yeah, that's the thing.

He's not understanding. He's like all of these impressions, all these video views and thousands of hours people watching is not converting into people wanting to pay for my phone calls. Right.

It's not working. Well, what have I paid for a bunch more impressions and views and hours watched? No. The worst idea possible. So I should do it? Definitely not.

Okay. Someone sent this into me. This is a song, or no, I'm sorry, this is actually a diary entry that Jerry posted in 2022. And the question this person posed was, is this the reason why his marriage fell apart? Now, I don't know.

But we heard his song about the chicken yoga. Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't this diary entry? This is pretty wild. A day in the life of Jerry Banfield, December 23rd, 2022. I am early at the Friday yoga class because that way I don't have to be the one who puts my mat next to the girl I have a crush.

on. I want to make sure this thing is mutual, and I'd rather put the ball in her court, so to speak. So I put my mat in my usual spot, and she comes in right after me, walks up next to me and puts her mat in the same spot I did a week ago, and she looks down at me and says, I guess we're going to make a thing of this. And I'm like, wow, wow, what else could you have said? That was amazing. Yes, we definitely are making a thing of this. Whether it's a good idea or not, it definitely is a thing at this point. And we get right away into conversation, asking each other questions, and answering as fast as possible. The opposite of when you get in a conversation you're trying to talk and show off, I'm trying to say as little as possible and get to know her.

I already know myself. I want to give her as little information as possible and find out about her as much as possible. I do make sure to let her know that I'm married and I have a wife and kids and I've been married quite a while. And I'm very bored in my marriage and we're looking for some exciting going out. But I've said too much. I ask if that's her girlfriend I've seen her with and she says, yes, that is her girlfriend. So we have a little bit more time to talk today. But we, I guess if her girlfriends and the guys and her at the same time. and leave class pretty quickly and say goodbye, there's no lingering afterwards or anything. And again,

I am absolutely just out of my mind high with the whole time from the time she sits down and starts talking to me for hours and hours later. But again, I am starting to crash and question everything and resenting that this is even happening, even though I know as the creator of my own reality. I've brought this into my life. I've been putting out the vibe that's I want somebody to notice me and somebody to pay attention to me and somebody to flirt with me. And this girl's the first one that's really taken me up on it. It's not lost on me that whatever image of this person used or they posted this video, I don't know if Jerry did this or not. He's obviously in his kid's room unless that's the wallpaper he has in his bedroom with his wife.

Hopefully not. And again, he looks miserable. Oh, he looks so miserable as much as I've wanted. And now I'm like, why did I do this? This would be so much easier without this. But I still feel like this is completely reasonable. And all I'm doing is talking and making a new friend at yoga class. But in my mind, this is such a thing.

Now I'm thinking about her every day and often morning, noon, and night. It's rare. I even get, you know, a strange. stretch of, you know, most of a day where I don't think about her. And it's not as much fantasizing, although there definitely is some fantasizing. It's just a lot of, like, you know, wondering what she's doing, wondering what else about her life, wondering if there's a way that, you know, we could have life together and not disrupt things as they are now.

And then questioning everything. Like, why is life like this? Why? Monogamy. What the fuck is it all about? That's so unsexy. I wonder what she's doing. She's picking food out of her teeth.

I don't even fantasize about her. I mean, I did jerk off twice yesterday. But outside of that, I'm just thinking about what would be like grocery shopping with her? Going for a walk with the kids. Can't, why can't we just have experiences like this and not have them be so uncomfortable and painful and awkward to fit into my. existing life. I suppose this is why a lot of couples who are married try and stay away from anyone they might be attracted to so things like this don't happen. But, you know, I'm not the kind of person that likes to just isolate myself, although I do generally stay away from alcohol

because I don't want to have a drink and I figure if I hang around alcohol, long enough I'm liable to get thirsty and that maybe this is like that a little bit. But you know, Thirsty for alcohol? What if alcohol is hot? You know what? Probably not going to see her for a little while anyway. Got Christmas with the kids coming up. We're going to have a really nice family Christmas.

And I'm going to focus on that. No, you're not. And maybe this will all work itself out. I don't know what she's doing for Christmas. Jesus Christ. What a diary entry, huh? Sir, can I please just have the parking ticket? So that's Officer Badfield.

And, you know, he's very bitter now that he's divorced and causing a lot of problems for him. He wants to get a new wife and have two more kids. He doesn't like dating. That's not going well. It's driving him nuts. But apparently, some of these might have caused out, he might have caused his own problems on some of the stuff. It turns out. Bump, Bop.

Bop. Bop. Bop. Bop. podcasting from our basement and copying Jack Tober and whatever else we do that's so easy to do that he can do. He sure does hate a lot of people. And he's got his sights set on none other than Tom Cruise this week. Peter goes like, yep, that's what I figured.

I figured to be after Tom Cruise. So this is the opster letting us know why. Tom Cruise is a real prick. So Tom Cruise goes, you know what? You know what? He goes, I'm going to start a TikTok. Dude, we slave it out day after I'm posted videos all day.

Sometimes we get 3,000 views on a fucking Instagram. I get excited. This Tom Cruise out of nowhere goes, you know what? I think it's time to join TikTok. He's literally the last person to join TikTok. Literally. Everyone else. Our grandmas are on TikTok.

And both mine are dead, but they got TikTok. Everyone has a TikTok. Everyone has a TikTok. Scientology gave him permission. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Yeah. That's not go. That's kind of hack.

He's just like, oh, Scientology, right? He's done on Tom Cruise? Good one, Ron. He's going to work a little harder than that, just throwing out a word. You learned it from Opie. You know, Opie, it's almost like being talented. Helps you in other fields of entertainment, you know? Opie stops on cakes or films of fat women eating.

Tom Cruise has his own stunts and jumps out of airplanes. It's like, yeah, if I put this on TikTok, people might want to watch it. Yeah. Sounds pretty cool, actually. Look at this fucking ass on was late to the game. There's a reason why Tom Cruise gets people watching him. It's pretty good at stuff. Was he so bitter about it anyway?

Yeah. As if Tom Cruise is what's holding Opie back from me successful on social media? That's not the problem, Opie. This isn't even a few Friday, is it? It's not. This was yesterday, Tuesday. He might not have done a show this morning. Might not.

Might not have. We'll find out more about that. At least Ron's got his sweet new shirt on. Oh, God. Ron, to call that Ben, about right to target with it. All right,

so this is, O.B., he's so mad at Tom Cruise. Here's my first TikTok. And he's on a giant shovel or something. I don't know, because he's got a new show out called digger. So I don't know.

I don't know. What? Digger. Digger. Digger. I was going to. That's going to go over a big in Boston. No, I'm Opie, I'm Opie, not Anthony.

Dude, we've documented this. Opie's way more racist than Anthony is on this show. And the fact that, again, hack moved by Ron, oh, it ended with Iger. So now we got to make that joke. Okay, Ron. Calm down over there, buddy. I'm Opie, not Anthony.

I said Digger. Thank you. I thought you said he's on a big... Huh? I thought you said this picture of Tom Cruise on a big... A boy's like what? I bet you, I bet you Tom Cruise wishes he was on a big. Oh, I'm sure he has.

Well, that's what I was getting at, Ron. Because he's gay, get it? Yes. It's a gay Scientologists, like my co-host. What's the big deal? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Outside of the context, Opie is the worst to work with. He is impossible whatever they were talking about.

He was just like, that's what they're calling it. They're saying, digger. Huh? That was his response. Huh? And then as soon as he started talking, he just starts talking right over. He cannot listen to him. All right.

I'm sorry. I'm going to play devil's advocate for Opie right now. You hear that, Emily? We're buddies. If I was dealing with Ron Berman for this long, I'd also be like, all right, Ron, whatever. Shut up. You're not funny.

It's a not funny you. Fuck. However, if I was chronically stuffed up like Opie, I wouldn't even say Digger. I wouldn't take the chance. And you are, and you did. We point that out. I'm not Opie or, Anthony. That's a good point.

So let's find out the real reason why Opie's angry with Tom Cruise. Maybe it's 2026, Tom, no one gives a shit anymore. So maybe you could also help some people out there. Hold on. What do you got against Tommy? Tommy Cruz. Yeah, what do you got against Tommy? I think he's a phony.

Is it the Scientology? Well, that doesn't help. So Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is a phony Yeah Do you know he's never even actually Accomplished a mission that's impossible That's fucking phony

Can't do anything You think he can mix a cocktail? He can't Nope So those are like movies I know Anyone else have any jokes How to go back to the 80s immediately Can he drive a race car real fast on the track?

Doesn't play pool either That's one His legs worked in the 4th of July All right anyway I like the time Cruz is a phony whatever who gives a shit here's reasoning though do you see why he says he's a loser why because he's not helping

Opie right it's literally what Jerry Banfield was screaming about in that empty field he's like why aren't these people just stopping what they're doing and helping me he's like you have to start a TikTok you can't just like help out the little guy what is Tom Cruise supposed to be doing for you Opie

does he what does he owe anyone I don't understand this logic I don't understand getting up in the morning reading Tom Cruise started at TikTok and having it ruin your day. I'm going to lead with this. This is going to be good. That's better than doggy got up and had to pee in the middle of the night and I couldn't fall back asleep marginally.

At least we know Tom Cruise is, you know. I have more to work with with the doggy and the getting up at night. I can work with that. Fair enough. So, Adam, you pulled this next clip. I don't think you believe what Opie's about to say. I'm interested to hear your reasoning. I might be reading too much into it.

Let me know. You know, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, union guy. So am I. I'm in the Screen Actors Guild. I'm an after. Oh, you're an after, all right. You're an after thought.

Bam! Oh, look at that little calling. Ron, I don't think we can continue. Tom Martin says, 26, 7, 9. Wow, that's a real name. You guys suck. I don't know if I can go on, Ron. I'm going to take tomorrow off so I can deal with it. You're already taken tomorrow off because no one gave you the fucking money.

Nobody watched Tony P 39, we need it 150 for me to do a show tomorrow. Yeah, it's pretty obvious. All right. After this, up, you're going to close up. Go ahead. A lot going on here.

First off, we'll get back to the money he needs. Opie's so stupid. Tom Martin goes, you guys suck. He goes, oh, Tom Martin, 2679? Like, that's a real name. Oh, but you don't understand how screen names work? Like, Tom Martin's a very common name. So you had to put some numbers after it.

Jesus Christ. That doesn't mean, I bet Martin 2677. isn't even your real last name. Well, right. I'm beginning to think Opie isn't even your real name. Yeah, like, no shit. That's precisely how that works.

Fucking idiot. But then Opie is doing this same thing that worked for him last week. But he's up the ante. Last week, I need a hundred bucks or I'm not doing a show tomorrow. That worked really well. He killed the goal.

So now he's like, it's $150 this week. You're going to get $150. We've only gotten $30 so far. So I don't think I'm doing a show. show tomorrow. And so, I don't know. What did you think about the,

the SAG and the after talk? He's definitely, he's not in SAG. You don't think, Ron's in SAG? Ron is in SAG. He is paying, that's where his money is going.

Greg Opie Hughes won't pay his doorman. That's true. That's a good point. Yeah, that's a real good point. He's not paying dues for that. He's not paying thousands of dollars a year for work he's not doing. And also, either he was making a joke or he's that.

out of touch when he's like, I'm an aftra. That's because he was in aftera, because after was for the radio people, back when he was on the radio. So I'm wondering if he even realizes that those unions have merged and they're now one. So you're not in after it. You're all in sad.

That's a really good point. It's like Suttering John talking about this shit. Because that's like he's still in that. Meanwhile, it's like, well, there was a picket and you walked right across it. It's not happening. You obviously not in it. Yeah.

All right, let's... Well, another thing to note really fast, you pointed out something last week that Opie's obsessed with the number 37, and I hadn't realized that, but he is. He says it all the time, and I know it should be meaningless, but when we're asking for, like,

numbers for a charity, and you're always saying it's at 37, it makes me think you're lying or not really looking, because it can't always be 35 or 37, yet it always is. Right. And we're going to see that happen again,

Brian Chadwick 9405 says my name is fake. Yes, that is, obviously. Opie does a great impression here. He like, this is here. This is Michael Rappabor. Thanks, Ron. I'm going to go. That's it.

No, it's not it. Do you want to, listen, I only have so much. I can only carry the show so much. I don't have carried it, Ron. You know that. I can't wait to take tomorrow off. It's pretty obvious. I need to take a breath.

You want, listen, quickly, do you want to be, wait, how much do you make? Oh, no, I'm good. The bounty's 150. I work tomorrow and do a show with Tony P and no Ron. Yeah, we're good. I'm not working tomorrow. It's, we make 30, I think, $35, $35. Go ahead,

Rand. You want to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. This dude's fucking corny. This fucking Michael Report impression sucked. Woo! I was not a fan of that. You're not charismatic.

He lacks charisma. You know when you have to say the name of the person you're doing the impression of in the impression, I'm Michael Rappaport. It's not really the best. So then Opie has the, uh, all right, we're out of here. And then, well, okay, not really. Let's keep trying to make some money. It was a half hour into the show when he said that, by the way.

Right. And didn't Ron come with like, if you would have guessed what he would segue into with having no knowledge, you would say, uh, rock and roll hall of fame and dundees yeah why not is that even happening right now i've never knows it's the most meaningless topic to anyone anywhere right and i like that uh ron goes well i got to carry the show he's like i'm the one carrying the show you see my michael rapaport impression well right yeah it's gold forgot about that dude this next clip is wild tony hinchcliffe hosts a show called kill tony it's uh it's pretty obscure probably never

heard of it it's huge it's on netflix they sell out major square garden everyone's heard of it So they talk about Tony Hinchcliffe and Opie is such a narcissist. No one can be having success outside of what Opie is done or is doing. Everything leads back to Opie and Anthony with him. Yeah, it doesn't smell. This is going to be my act when I go on Kill Tony to get that golden ticket. Then the world's going to be mine. What do you get if you get a golden ticket?

Kill Tony. Can you tell me what happens to these people? Have you ever been amazing careers after that? What happens? You have a run in with him? You have a... Just real quick, just to explain to Opie, what's going on. So the comedy club of the street from us comedy at the Carlson, I go there twice a week because I record the creep-off bonus shows there.

Also, I go there for shows. I'll be there this weekend for Ryan Long and for Vinny's show Saturday night, Vinny's dirty joke book. Get tickets. And I see all the comics are coming in. And you can't believe how many comics on their posters say, as seen on Kill Touting. this guy makes so many people's careers that they go on Kill Tony they become a regular on Kill Tony

and then they tour on that and everybody's like what does this even mean millions of people saw them and now they can go tour the country doing stand-up there was the Tonight show for that it was the Cat Skills

then there was the Howard Stern show the Opie and Anthony show and now there's this thing now it's Kill Tony and Joe Rogan it's not crazy exactly like the Keelton show I know he's another guy

was a huge fan of Opian Anthony. They all were. By the way, he's... What a douche. He's like, I know. I don't even know what he's doing his ears right there. I know he was a huge fan.

Why do you know Tony Hensigant for once? They all were. Now I hate Open Anthony. I don't want to be linked to that the way he just said that. What an asshole. Opie and Anthony, they all were. By the way, he seems like a guy

that would be a huge fan of O&A. He's got that type of humor. Well, we kind of did the kill Tony bit on our Opie and Anthony show, by the way. What do you mean? We had a panel of comedians like Jim Norn was, uh, oh, Robert. I invented that. You know, it took the lead and, uh, and others would come in.

And then we would have, uh, comedians come in and try out their act. And then they would. You did it first or you copied him? No, we did it first. Oh, you think he copied you? I have no idea. I know we did it and there's proof of it. Hold on.

So you had a panel. and comics would come in. Did anyone come in that actually turned out to be good? Or we would know? Yeah, what's his name? Yeah, who actually turned out to be? I ended up having a decent career. We literally did the Kill Tony bit on our show. Okay. It wasn't a regular, regular, but it was definitely a go-to. And we'd have comics come in that were just getting started. They would come in live on the show. This is ONA? Huh? This is with O&A? Jesus. Keep up on.

Yes. He's about opium. Anthony. What else will we talking about where he accomplished something? Was that Tony P? or Anthony Cooney? Which one? Be a man. What a retired.

What is it that guy? And then Jim Norton took the lead. It was more of his bid, obviously. But then it's Patrice, sir. I'm trying to remember some of the other comics were in. They would be on the panel too. Let's call there. Vic Headley, was he on the panel?

Shut up. Guy. And then give him some pointers on how he could be better. And we did the bit. All right. want to know who actually did it and then someone who actually was successful. Give me a name that we would know. Oh, my God, because someone held me out out there.

His name was, uh, what's he looked like? Black Wyatt. Seaton Smith. Jesus Christ, Opie. Taking credit for Kill Tony. It's like, really did you like break any comics from that? Because I want to tell me if I did or that. It would be great.

That's the only thing of value that Ron just added. Yeah. Oh, Ron added nothing to that. No, but he held his feet to the fire. Yep. Opie, Jesus Christ, he invented kill Tony. So is this just a low-cow trait? Yes.

Because this isn't Howard claiming he invented everything. This is stuttering John being bitter and jealous and claiming that triumph stole his act. And Don Notts stole his act. Anyone who ever did an interview stole his act. Anyone who had comics on, he invented it because he's so out of touch he needs to feel connected. It's such a bizarre thing to say. Tony Hitchick was a huge fan of mine, and we did this before he did it. Okay, man, if that's what you need, if you need to hear.

Yeah, Tony Hinchcliff's real easy to put in a box. He's just like one type. It's really easy to figure that guy out. So, Opie says I need $150 to do a show tomorrow. This is Tuesday. So for to do Wednesday's show, he needs $150 on the Tuesday show. Ron can't make it on Wednesday. He's already said, I'm out.

So he's like, fine, I'll get Tony P. Tony P. will do the show with me. How do we get enough money so that Tony P can come and do the show? on Wednesday. Tim goes, he just gave a dollar 99. Get your butt to work tomorrow. No, we're only up $30.99? For no. I'm desperate are you? We're $37. It has to be $150. So guess what, Tim? You're not going to get your wish. I don't understand. Tony says he's, Tony says he's doing, he says he's doing fine in this

Trump economy and he's making good money. Why doesn't he guarantee himself tomorrow? Oh, sure tomorrow. Ron's suggestion is the custodian should give him 120 bucks to put it over the edge to get to the 150 so that he gets to do a show with Opie the next day. That was Ron's solution to this. Hey, Tony P. Put your money with your mouth is. Give us money.

Yeah. Al-a-coast, motherfucker. Also, Chris, I haven't seen you super chat at all during the show. This is what Kathy Griffin was talking about with that actress saying, why don't you say free Palestine during your curtain call? Right. Yeah. They're not looking out for each other. I know.

Oh, no. I would love to do the show with Tony DeMorrow, but I also would love a day off. So I'm good either way. Listen to me. Jesus Christ. All right. Let's go to a different direction.

Opie witnessed a movie being filmed in Manhattan. Can you believe it? It's pretty crazy. And he brought his kids down there to check it out. I took my kids because they were filming in the neighborhood to the movie. The movie never came out. Christian Bell. Christian Bell and that Frankenstein movie.

Oh, my friend was on that. It most certainly came out. What is he talking about? I know about this because I saw Lucy Teapbox do a review or Kaylee, whatever she is. Once I was Kaylee, he did a review of this movie. It looked ridiculous. But it most certainly came out, Christian Bell as, as Frankenstein. Oh, my friend was on that.

My friend was a lead extra on that. Yeah, that's whatever happened. They filmed that on the Upper West Side. They filmed in my neighborhood. Yeah. What happened to that movie? He's so out of fucking touch. Did you look up to see if it came out yet before you started.

complaining? I don't want to be a stickler, but what's a lead extra? A lead. My friend was a lead extra. He's like, get out of my way. I want to be in this shot. I'm a lead extra. Man, the kids went a few times.

Yeah. And I got recognized once, so they literally let me sit in an area that they didn't want anybody. But does one guy recognize me from the old days? You think me in a lead extra is a big deal. They recognized me. I used to sit an area where most people couldn't sit. liar. Cool. Never happened. No, so stupid. And also like Christian Bell sits right next to us and his

Frankenstein fucking makeup with his son. There was no war. There was no war. He was going to his son. You want a snack. He's talking to his wife. I think it's his wife. Young, really a nice little family. And they would sit there like literally right next to us. I was able to say hi. It was very pretty for nothing that's worth even getting into. But I actually said hi. He was polite. And he was sitting there bored, shitless, waiting for his one moment. Christian Bell responded to him. The fuck are you doing? None of that happened.

None of this happened. What's he talking about? He was a spectator watching a film shoot and a PA recognized him, invited him onto the set, and then sat him down with the Oscar-winning lead actor of the film and his family and then left him. Yep. And then Opie goes, hey, what's that? up Christian and Christian goes, hey, Opie. What's going on, man?

Good to see you. He wanted to say he met him, but when asked what was he like, he didn't want to have to say anything. So this is the bullshit he came out. That's a wild story. It was just such a nothing story. He did no research, doesn't even know anything about the movie. It won't be tomorrow, but this is the scene.

And the woman's hanging, and that's Christian Bell grabbing her. This is so dumb, too, because Opie goes, there's so much downtime time on the set. You can't even believe it. They're not even like to shooting the whole time. You don't say, P-W-W. You must be an expert on this stuff. So anyway, he films with him on his phone. He's going to show us.

It won't be tomorrow. But this is the scene and the woman's hanging and that's Christian Bell grabbing her leg. And that's it. That's all they're in the white shirt and she's in the red dress. He's in the black. Like, see, grabbing out of her leg. That's all I see. Okay. That's all they filled all night long. We sat there watched. So don't tell me it's a war. They were bored out of their mind. It's not a war, dude. They have craft service. They have gourmet food.

So jealous, these assholes. I want that job. Instead, they're just counting money on their show. They've turned into Aaron Holt. All right. One last thing to do, and that is to see if I'm working tomorrow. I put a $150 bounty on working tomorrow. Ron's not here.

It was going to be me and Tony P. Let's, uh, what are you up to? I'm, well, if you give me, you can keep talking because I, Wow, you guys are babbling today, huh? I'm sorry I don't spend more time on the chat, but we have actual things to talk about. We're talking about real life. Another thing with live streamers, this is what they do.

Oh, but you're so much better than that. Yeah. All right, yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, they try to find shit to talk about in a chat. They also beg for money like you've been doing. Nonstop, you idiot. You also told us that movie didn't come out.

Right. To talk about in a chat. I don't have time to look at the chat. I don't have time. Time to look at the chat. How long as you stare at right, goes, what else you got? You can also be looking at the chat while you're doing that, Opie. Opie, you've had me blocked for a month now.

You have me, there's no one in there. Please, come on. Glant's that. I try, but, all right, we got $10. What's the bounty? 150. 150. All right, I made $10 today, or we made $10 today.

We. I said we. $22? Oh, no. $27, $29. Making a little bit of money is ruining the show. That's all it took was the tiniest amount of money started coming in. There's a PayPal, there's a Venmo, there's Super Chats,

and now it's the only thing they're focused on. Build of the audience, OPE, put out a good show. Rod, put a good show, building the audience. Money will come in. Carl, you give us the tapes. We get the record deal, and then we give you the money. It's simple. It's so dumb.

$9, $31, $33, $35. The bounties $150 to work tomorrow. We're up to $35. Do we have more? Do we have more? Do we have more? I can be one of those auctioneers. Let's go. What do you got? $37, $37, $37? $37. $37. $37? $37. $30. $40? $40? $30. $37. Do we have $40? Do we have $40? No. Going once. Going twice. Sold. 37. Do I count PayPal? Let me see if I got a PayPal. Ron. It's scrolling across the top screen. Let's see if I got a PayPal. Okay, Aaron. Let's check your PayPal. Tony's sitting there. Tony's like, please.

Oh, no PayPal today. $37. I ain't. Tony chimed in at all. I ain't working a bar. I know. He chimed in at all? No, he's busy.

He's busy. He would definitely chime in and go, come on, guys. I know, maybe not. Maybe he needs to break. Yeah, maybe he needs to break, too. Yeah, maybe he needs to break, too. But it looks like I'm not working about good. And if you, um, okay.

Wow, finally, I hope it gets a day off. Yeah. Thank God. This guy's been working too hard. It's such a grind. What a bitch. unbelievable just pay me

pay me pay me fine then that won't work okay man all right so this is how the show ends all right so we're not no show tomorrow Tony

sorry buddy sorry put the bounty and the people understood I needed to take the day that's what that's what I that's how I look at it the people have spoken and they've said no Tony P

people have spoken is that what happened It's a democracy. They said no to Tony P. All right. Well, I'm going to go, Ron. All right, everybody. Have a good day.

Ron, thank you. This is fun. Yep. I'll see everybody Thursday morning. Yeah. Can you... Opie's such a child. He was staring at himself and playing with his hair.

Yep. Oh, well, you guys don't give me money, so you don't want to watch me make a foahawk right now? No, Opie, it's not content. It's not great. I'm having trouble gauging if this is a bit, you know, they hate me. So if I say I don't want to work, they'll pay me to work. And that worked once. So then he up the bounty.

Yes. And it's doing it again. And it didn't work. And I can't tell if he's actually, I feel like it's all of it. He didn't want to work, but he's bummed. He didn't make the goal. And he doesn't know how to feel. And the first time I've heard him speak in his real voice in a long time is when he just

said, this was fun, Ron. Thank you. Yeah. It's a win-win for him. If he makes the money, he makes the money. If he doesn't make the money, doesn't do a show. He's still rich. We should try that.

Let's get into my buddy, Aaron Imholt, because him and I were chatting just recently. Please, please, please, guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, Venmo, maybe, you know what, maybe we don't deserve it. Aaron's going to call me out on Monday morning. as a liar because I mentioned that I've reached out to Aaron and wanted to go on his show. And Aaron said, Carl's a liar.

He's never reached out to me to go on a show. And I said, well, that's true. I just mentioned it many times on this little piggy and who are these podcasts. And I assume Aaron watches this stuff because he critiques it all the time. Tells me what a terrible broadcaster I am and how awful we are. So I assume he watches the stuff and gets back to him. so I assumed that he knew that, you know, we wanted to be, I wanted to come on his show. And so he comes on his show and he goes, oh, Carl's a liar.

I never, he never messaged me about this. So I texted him and I said, you know, you watch my shows enough to know I'm constantly crying and seething, but you haven't heard me say repeatedly, I'd like the invite to come on Steele-Tel. Okay, I'm percent that's true. now you know when can I come on. So basically, and he's the one who posted our private text message thread here. And he wrote, I knew this was coming.

Don't let the bravado fool you. This nerd is insecure and needs the toe and his dopamine hit. He's addicted. Let's see how desperate he will get. Now, of course, all this stems from when I was on with Chad Zumach, and the first thing I said to Chad was, thanks for having me on. Pussies like Aaron Imel won't even have me on the show. At least you'll have me on and talk to me.

and Aaron goes, oh, this made me so happy, because he watched the whole interview. He goes, I'm living rent-free in Carl's head. He's constantly, he brings me up immediately on the show. And so he goes, he's never asked me, he lied. He's never asked me to be on the show. So I texted him. I go, well, okay, let's pretend you didn't know I wanted to come on your show. Now you know, can I come on your show?

And he says, I knew I had you dancing to my tune. I didn't know you were this down bad. Thank you so much for this. So I said, what are you afraid of? So he says, what are you so desperate for, Carl? I don't watch you. You do a tribute to me weekly. It's not hard to know.

I'm in your head. Good luck today, kid. Okay. So that's what he posted on Twitter. I did a quote retweet of this because he missed an important element of our text conversation. And he says, I'll give you the last word. So I responded to him after saying you missed an important part of this. You calling this little piggy a tribute is the definition of coping.

I'm offering to go on your show where you make all. the money. I just made a lot of money for Chad. It's a good offer. You wanted Carmic because you think you can control that. You're scared of me. There's no other way to spin it. So that's what happened on Friday. This is the conversation I had. And he read that last message and there was no more conversations after that on Friday afternoon. Monday morning, he comes back and he's got some things to say. This clip actually starts with talking about this new court order that's coming in. Kayla Ricada has applied for an H-S-H-H-H-E-H- for 50 years against Aaron M. Holt.

Now, currently, Aaron can't talk about Kayla because of the revenge porn court orders, probation that he's under. But probation will end at the end of September. And then Kayla doesn't want him talking about her after that. So she's like, hey, can I get an HRO for another 50 years? So it starts with Aaron talking about that. Annoid Wawa supervisor says 27 grams of unidentified substance is greater than Lindsay Graham. I get to, I'll just make a quick statement and then we won't say anything because when I don't say anything and I let lawyers handle it, I win. I get to buy super attorney Brian Johnson a boat and I get to really fight my balls off the way I should have a long time ago. I'm very excited about that.

Twice, twice I get to do that. So his brag right there is I have to give my attorney Brian Johnson a bunch more money. and he's like, I'm this great. I can buy my attorney a boat. Aaron, you can't afford a boat. Why would you be able to pay enough money

to your attorney that he can buy a boat? What does that even mean? And why would that be a brag? Like, hey, Kayla Ricada is asking for this HR, I got to go to court again to fight this thing. Isn't that great?

No, it sucks. Going to court sucks, idiot. I just got my taxes back, and I owe a lot of money. Yeah. How do you know he wins if he keeps his mouth shut?

He's never kept his mouth shut. Correct. But that, look, that's what we'll say about that today. Picnic table boat captain already seething in the chat this morning. I appreciate it. Picnic table boat captain, all I'll say is this, buddy, in time, you will see, and I will accept your apology. Thank you. Oh, shit.

Very, very much. That deserved the applause break he got. Very, very much. Speaking of steel-toed dubs, boy, did I play lat, uh, Carl, like a fiddle. this weekend. So Friday, I took a little jab at Carl, and I knew it would ruffle his feathers. Carl's very insecure. He doesn't like not having the last word. And I knew that if I just poked him a little bit, I would elicit a reaction out of him. I'm so insecure. I invited myself onto his show and asked him what I could come on. So insecure. Carl went on and lied when he was

on with Chad Zumach, and he said, I've been asking Aaron to have a debate, you know what that smile talking panic voice he does? Do I smile talk or do I panic? The way he was doing it seemed like I was like very concerned. If you watch that show, he didn't play any clips, of course. I don't think I seemed all that strung out or worked up.

Look like you were having a good time. I did, actually. I've been telling Aaron, I've been calling him out for a debate forever and blah. I'm like, I don't have one text. I don't have one DM. This guy. Not the point, retard. Do you know now?

Have me on. a liar. He's a rat piece of shit. Never did it. And I'm like, but I bet you if I throw just a little jab here's the thing about Carl, he can do like a weekly cope show about you where he's like, I have to let people know that I don't like this guy. And then it can have the law of diminishing returns. You can humiliate yourself multiple times like with a jail call and constant L's. And then you like how he elaborated all the things I do to embarrass myself. there was the Mikey P interview, et cetera, et cetera. The list goes on.

And how do we know Mikey P again? Right. Because this fucking retard went to jail. Another win for the dude. Bragged about playing basketball. All I have to do is do like a two-minute thing where I just needle you a little and you'll fly off the handle. And you'll play it forever. You'll talk about, I'll hand you content and you'll seethe.

Well, I got him again. I knew that if I called him out for never actually coming to me and asking for a, he said a debate. I'm like, what debate? We're not political candidates. I wrote to have a debate. I can just call you out on all the lies that you tell on your program over and over and over again. How does that sound? Whatever you want to call that.

Exposing you. Let's call it. Carl exposes Aaron. Sounds like a tribute show to me. Yeah, for sure. Do grift on my name for money. You have to get yourself over at my expense. And I mock you for two minutes at a time and you fly off the handle.

That's like our whole thing. There's no debate there. And by the way, also not a good look to ask for debates because boys and girls who asks for debates, the person who's behind. Is that a saying? In presidential campaigns only, sure. So who denies debates? The people who have been lying and don't get called on their lies. been lying to his audience for months about everything that's going on in his life with me,

with this little piggy. And I want to expose that and tell him what's up. And he's afraid. He can't handle that. That's why he's denying it. It's not a good look to say like, this guy wants to come on my show and I'll make all the money. And I just saw this happen with Chad Zumach where there's a big audience, probably what, 4X what Chad usually gets because I was out there talking to him.

And it's like, yeah, I'll come on your show. we can promote that, get people watching and giving you money. He's just like, ah, no, you're a pussy. But anyway, back to, we need more rumble rants and we need more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounds like you're afraid. It, Aaron, Aaron, we're all going to know that this is because you're afraid. This has been going on for too long.

People have been pitching me as a guest to talk about Scientology, and you said, no, no, no, I want to have David Mischavage on. I can't have lower people in the church. I need to get these. The president. All of your excuses for not having these very. relevant guests that you talk about constantly on to say the things that you're saying when they're not there, everyone sees through this. You can't keep doing it forever. We know it's because

you believe you can. And these are tribute shows, then hand it to us, embarrass us in front of everyone. Go ahead. Other than that, you're just scared. He wins every argument when he's by himself. Yep. That's the only way he can win in the argument. And he's got his little applause sound the fact, which is a little blankie that he needs to cope with. Let me rent myself up with my little blankie and prove that I'm the winner. And as long as I keep saying we, I won't be so alone. Right. Asks for debates, the person who's behind.

My thought has always been this. If you're comfortable with what you do, if you're confident, you talk your shit, I'll talk my shit. There's no reason for us to really talk to one another. Well, the reason for that is that I don't lie and you do. I mean, I don't need him for money. He desperately needs me for money, and he kind of proved that again. So I'm like, if I just... I make no money off of this fucking idiot.

He's not a box office. Nobody cares. I didn't even include him in the thumb or the description of this episode. Just throw a little shade at him. If I just get, if I just tweak him a little bit, I bet you I'll get him to react. He sends me a panic text. I put it up online where he goes, since you watch everything I do.

And that was, I got the first cope out of him. You know, make him make the first move, Conway. I got the first cope out of him. Well, hold on a second, Aaron. You critique me all the time. You tell me how I talk and how I present and why I'm a bad broadcaster and why we're not good at making fun of you. And now his thing is like, I never even watched this guy.

This guy's acting like I watch his show. Okay, well, there's another why I caught you in that retard. It taught me that Carl, all things steel toe. Actually, bubble popper does, and I appreciate that. Thank you to bubble popper who says me over all the highlights. Because when you're a narcissist like Carl is, you project everything you do onto the other person.

Carl clearly watches everything steeltoe. I don't watch any of his cope show. Any of it. Not one clip, not one thing. I don't know what Carl says on a weekly basis. Interesting. Why is the HR role that you took out against Patrick Milton? include the fact that we showed

topless photos of you on this little piggy at Hackamania if you've never watched any of this because that was part of this little piggy I've never watched a clip I don't know anything about it

it's included in court documents you pussy how does he know you smile talk right he did say that a smile talk he watched the entire interview I did with Chad or debate or whatever you want to call it

so it was riveting it up for him to watch the whole thing he's like why would I want to have this on my show for that exact reason but he needs me to because that'll make him less pathetic. That means in Carl's heads, somewhere locked away is, oh, God, I have to talk about Toe.

That's his thing. I have to. For money, for attention, for clicks. Otherwise, I don't have anything. See, I make content out of stuff I think about what's going on. Carl needs other people. Always has. Even like to do a good show, he needs other cast members.

I think Mersh nailed it. He's Opie. Carl is Opie. I really have a text from Aaron. I did a solo streamer. He's like, hey, I like this solo car. I want to see more of that. The same guy, I think that's why he has such a weird venom for him.

He sees himself in Opie. So he starts sending me text. And I'm like, Carl, why are you so desperate? Like, this is pathetic, dude. What are you doing? It's all up on my Twitter. And I just kind of kept needling him in the text messages. And he kept taking it so seriously.

If you don't have me on your channel, that means you're afraid of me. I'm like, Carl, this comes off as desperate. Go ahead, kid. I'll give you the last word, kind of dismissively, because I know that's what he wanted. And he's like, he's like, if you don't have me on your show, that must mean you're afraid of me.

And I'm like, no, Carl, I mean, what it is basically is you need me for content. My audience thinks you suck and you're boring and would be mad if I had you on. First off, your audience is a lot smaller than mine. So let's start with that. Secondly, what makes you think your audience doesn't want to see me come on

and debate you talk about me all the time. He brings my name up all the time on his show. Would it be amazing? If one of these people he talks about nonstop, what a loser they are and how pathetic they are, came on the show and talked to him, he'd been trying to get Carmick on. Does his audience want to see Carmick on the show?

No one wants to see Carmick. Every single person in his chat told him to send me the link when I was trying to get on. Right. Have Adam on the show. Have me on the show. Don't act like it was bore your audience. Joddy Crutches,

boars your fucking audience. You have that retarded show for nine hours. hours a week and you're telling me that I'm not good enough to be on the show. That's a lie. It's a bold face lie. And it's pathetic and no one's buying it. Nope. That's a wild excuse, by the way.

That's so pathetic that he would say that. I would have it on the show, but might honestly be mad at me for doing that. Oh, compelling radio. Yeah, they hate that shit. Because it would take away from the good show I do. You... I forgot. White Power Hour.

Right. Yeah. Could you imagine if I ate into some of the White Power Hour where he plays Erica and Nazis marching on the... screen behind him. The audience would be pretty pissed about that. Aaron, why aren't you begging for money? Why are you letting this guy call you out of all your bullshit?

We're pissed. He also said, I don't think the Catholic Church or any of the things you believe in Aaron would support your philosophy of, I say my things alone in a bubble. You say your things alone in a bubble, and we don't need to ever have a discussion. Right. Doesn't make any sense. No. I'm the star of your show.

Incorrect. which doesn't say a lot of good things about you. So I knew if I threw that little something out there on Friday morning, I knew he'd see it and I knew I'd elicited a response and he sent me the first text message in like over a year. Hey, Aaron, I'm making you respond to my text message right now. I'm actually playing you like a fiddle. See how easy that is?

See how easy it is to just be like, hey, you did a thing. I made him do that. No matter what that thing was, I didn't pretend that at the time. I'm just saying after the fact he's doing this because I made him do this. I'm making you do all of this, Aaron. Fucking got them, boys and girls. That would. I don't have the audience sound effect thing.

So maybe it doesn't sound as official. But look at, I made Aaron look like an asshole. Is that how you do it, buddy? I have to say a in master stroke by Stiltoe. So Steele Toe trips up Carl again, just like the. Mikey phone call, unforced errors all over, our old Carl from Rochester. It's always nice to beat up a nerd every now and again. How do you make someone have an unforced error?

I don't know. I think that's not how that works. Okay. So Aaron said that Monday morning. This morning, Bubble Popper sent me a clip. He did it again. He talked about me again. Now, I have not brought this up until now.

I've been waiting for WATP to bring this up because I did Drew show yesterday, which is fascinating. If you have to watch what I did with Drew, it's up on YouTube. It's on our Patreon. But holy shit, Jerry O'Connell went on Sam Roberts show. And then he went on the Boneyard, and they talked all about Corey Feldman and the beef the bone yard has with Corey Feldman. And Jerry's like, I got to bring Corey on here. It's fascinating.

Anyway, watch all of that. We also talked about Tom Segura and Christina P. breaking up. Very interesting stuff. My point is, I have not talked about Aaron at all. I was in New York City this past weekend. I came home. I did the creep off Monday night.

Did Drew show yesterday. WTP Wednesday. I'm finally talking about it. Aaron is a fucking idiot and believes everything that people tell him. When you call me Lardass. Speaking of making people feel bad, MSO let me know this morning that, oh boy, did I get to old Carl?

Oh, my. He said he posted his response to you. He goes, you made him mad. Did I say the Boneyard? Bonfire. I say Boneyard? You did. Fuck.

Bonfire. Right. It was the show. So it was out there. You're excited. God damn it. Big J. Robert Kelly.

Dan Soter before. He goes, I think Carl's about to crack. I don't know why he does that. I don't know why he gets so mad about things I say. I always say this about Dabellvers, guys. You can tell them openly what you're doing. And they won't hear you. They'll just get mad.

and they'll spurr out. I say every time I'm working Carl, I'm trying to get a reaction out of him. I'm just trying to get him to emote and be upset and not do his smile talking fake confidence. I've never heard him say that. Did he say that all the time? I don't watch his show.

Yeah, well, okay, fair enough. And what does he do? He breaks character. He starts raging out. I mean, I rage bait the fucker, and he crashes out every time. And then I just, he's like, Oh, yeah, Aaron.

Debate me. I'm a fucking kid. I got you, you bitch you. And then I just sit here and go, look what I made him do. He thinks I'm in this to like set up to a big showdown on Fox News or something. No, I think you're a pussy who won't touch talk to me. Just have a conversation. I never raged about it. I said to you a couple text messages. You set text messages back. And then you posted them on the internet because you wanted to get a W. By the way, she's in the comments under his ex post. I was just like, Aaron, this doesn't make you look good. You're avoiding this thing. It doesn't make any sense that you would avoid it.

I just want to see if he'll go mental. That's it. Aaron, you've already gone mental. We watch you pretend to drink urine from a bowl. You beg for the goal and you break down and say, this is what people make fun of me for. I wish I didn't have to do this. You're convicted revenge pornographer, Aaron.

It's wild that he's just like, isn't Carl embarrassing himself? Barely. Compared to this idiot. We've said for like 15 years now, the only way you can beat the toe is to completely ignore the toe. Aaron, you went to jail. You lost your wife. You lost your Twitch. You lost your YouTube.

You've lost, my friend. The only way you can beat is by ignoring him, this is what he wants. Guys, he's just not making fun of me, please. Yep. He's leaving alone. I don't like it that you want to come on the show and call me out for all my lies and how I gaslight my audience. Can you stop doing that, please? And this is the guy who wanted to box everyone.

Yep. When we were making fun of him on a show, he goes, I'll tell you what, I'll fight you at a ring, which is the calling card of every locale. We've seen it time and time again with all these idiots. I can't win with my jokes or my wit, so let's fight. Otherwise, it's like when someone's poking you and calling your names, Carl's like that little kid at school who's getting bullied, and then his parents teach him a big speech to give to the bully.

and then he thinks it's going to be this big moment where he's like, and I am better than you because I will stand up for myself. Meanwhile, the bully was just trying to get a rise out of you, so he looks at you after you make your speech and he goes,

faggot. Great analogy. And that's kind of what we do with Carl. It's actually kind of mean. Now that I think, now that I say it out loud, what we do to Carl is a form of nerd bullying. So remember,

I've not talked about Aaron since he brought this up Monday morning. He's bringing this up again on Wednesday. But I'm the one who's obsessed with him. Also, remember, we're about a half hour, 45 minutes into his speech about how he doesn't spend any time on this. Correct. Carl is a form of nerd bullying. We just get him to crash out by saying all kinds of fucked up shit.

And like, we think it's a work. We think it's just we're doing a show, right? This is Carl's whole life. He has nothing else. His wife is barren as a brick. She's 90 years old. There's no kids are coming. He's done.

That's weird. Is that where you need to have a life, a wife who can get pregnant and kids around? Airs on the internet for eight hours a day. But I'm the one with no wife. I have to go to band practice after this. We're going to wrap up soon because we got a wedding to play soon and a bunch of shows. He's a biological dead end. So like being on the internet.

You have kids. You can't pay child support. They want to raise it 40 bucks. month because of cost of living expenses. He went to court to push back and say, I can't afford $40 more a month for my children. And he's calling me out for not having kids. Wow. Is all he has.

So it's got to be torture for him while I'm sitting here fucking around going, let's see if we can get this guy to act like a retard. And then he goes, I'm going to act like a retard and defend my internet position. And then every time he does, we just go, we made that retard rage out about his internet position. I have to do anything to make him act like a retard. And again, who's this we? I don't know. I have no idea.

He thinks he has a team behind him. The action itself is the win for the toe for me. I love it. Hulkamasha Baby says last night we found out you're a race trader. All right, then he goes into stupid. Whatever he does on his show talks about how white people are better than other people or something. I don't know. It's good stuff.

All right. Anyway, that's the latest with Aaron. Aaron, have me on your show. I'm willing to come out any time. as I've said. All right, let's bring in our review girl, Megan, who's here.

What's up, Megan? Hello, hello. Hello, hello. I give you zero warning just now. I thought you looked ready. Good thing I'm muted the TV. Yeah, it is a good thing. You looked ready, so I brought you on.

Annie cannot make it. She's out today. We're going to start off. You put together another gay thoughts for us. I did. All right, let's see what Megan put together. Gay thoughts by Aaron M. Holt, who's totally not gay.

I have never had anything in my asshole or put anything in a man's asshole. I've never kissed a man. I've never made out with a man. I've never touched a man's dick. I know that there is a man out there who has very homosexual, homoerotic fantasies about me

and he needs them to get himself going, but I've never done anything. Gay thoughts about Aaron's anymore. All right, well done. Another great gay thoughts by producer Chris and Megan. Thank you for putting that together. All right, we have a game to play.

Let's get serious now. Is it weird or is it gay? What will they say today? Is it gay? If you're not familiar, this is the game, Is it Gay? The Megan puts together for us each Wednesday. The way we play this game is we watch Aaron talk about something ridiculous.

We're trying to figure out if he's going to call it gay or not. And you get a point, if you get it right, we do five rounds. Then in the final bonus round for three points and the rules change a bit. We'll get to that when we get to that. Round one. What I love about Jasmine Crockett is she's got that Barack Obama fake street thing in her where like she's a Rhodes Scholar.

She's a very highly educated woman. And when you see her give interviews in like professional settings, she goes, and I really want this country to do well. And I want to see it be successful. That's the most important thing. But you put her in front of a black audience or an audience where she feels like she has to be a certain way. And she's like, and I'm going to tell you right now with every weave on my head. that we go fuck this shit up, bitches.

And like, she turns all hood rat in the club. Speak of my language. Is it gay to act hood when you're clearly not, Adam? Of course it is. Carl. Yeah, that's gay. Chris? I have to agree.

It's gay. It's not her. It's put on. It's embarrassing. It's weird. Oh. Well, she was in front of that black. Damn it.

Megan got us with that one. Big fan. that goose egg for all of us on round one. Hopefully you people in the chat. Andy would have gotten that. Doing a better job. Andy definitely would have gotten that. She's kicking herself for not being available right now.

All right. Round two. Is it gay? Morrie Glover caught up with one of them to find out how he feels about the charges that he's facing, Mori. Well, Cameron Kennedy says he's been an activist so along. Kennedy! He'll fight the charges.

I heard a pounding on the door at 6 o'clock in the morning. I came to the door in just what you're seeing here. Holding the federal... You look like... You came to the door in salmon-colored capri pants. Are salmon-colored capri pants gay? Chris. You're setting us up.

It's not gay. Carl. He laughs so hard. It has to be gay. He only laughs of things that are gay. That was gay. Adam. Yes.

All right, here we go. Holy shit. Dude, I can't even say gay. I don't even know. That's something else. Like even gay guys would be like something else. Ah, he said gay, but I think Chris gets the point on that one. I certainly do.

Son of a bitch. All right. Very good. I am 0 for two. Adam and I are 0 for two. Chris is in the lead. We're going to round three. I hate this game.

Is it gay? You are not an Andy. A lot of these guys see one thing that these guys do and then go, oh, that's just like me. No. Andy Kaufman would work a guy like Alex. He would work him. Bill Hicks, same thing. Like all these comedians who do open mics, they want to just do Bill Hicks-esque shit right away.

Bill Hicks started doing comedy when he was like 14 and he did all the basic hacky shit and worked up to where he was. So like James Franco is just, he's an Andy Kaufman guy. He wants to be avant-garde and different. Is it gay to be an avant-garde actor? Adam. Yeah. Gay. Chris.

I got to agree with a gay actor. All right. And again, he's a gay theater cock. So he wants people to watch this and go, oh, my God, is James okay? Are you talking about Adam and that? That's... Wildly offensive. All right.

I think we all get the point. He won't have me on. I tried. I know. I didn't put the part in where he was making fun of the room either. He made fun of the room? Yeah, he doesn't like that movie. Oh, those are fighting words.

He thinks he's more acting. All right. Well, in that case, Eric, I am going into the ring with you. Let's get this over with. All right. We are on to round four. There's a lot of questions about the conditions of the jail. There are a lot of questions about...

Tyrone Ruffin sounds like a name a racist guy would make up for a black guy. Sheriff Ruffin. Only you can prevent crime. Staffing at the jail. Does this make me look more white to the residents of this county? Because I'd really like them to stop calling me the N-word for this. I'm disarming them with a hat.

Those are things that I do not have because I'm not over the jail. but as the investigation goes on we will unfold those things and we will as always be transparent with the public I have to say something I have zero confidence in that man does sheriff ruffin sound gay Chris? No

Carl whoa does he know something I don't know he definitely sounded gay yes gay Adam was far as far as Gump gay yes he was really you don't think he can get it done he sounds like a

boob stuttering stanley'll figure it out that guy I don't know exactly what the producer chris getting cheat sheets over here what's going on I definitely said boob all right Chris with another point

is getting away from me on this round I'm doing very poorly this game round five here we go uh Baba shab says you would fuck it I wouldn't. You know what? Even Ellen Page, I never really found. She wasn't ugly.

I didn't think Ellen Page was ugly, but she was very, you know, plain Jane. And I think that was kind of the appeal. She had like a very Janine Garofalo kind of thing going on. Is it gay to want to look like a plain Jane? Adam. I don't think he likes women.

Yeah, yeah, sure, it's gay. whatever. Carl. Gay. Chris. I got to say gay. Where it was like, I think hot girls are fucking gay.

And that was her whole thing. All right. What are the scores right now? I didn't even want to know. I'm embarrassed. 2-24. All right. Producer Chris is in the lead.

He's got four points. The final round is worth three points. So everyone's still in the game. Anyone's game. And it's a little different. We get multiple choice. There's three different choices. Amazing to give us.

Figure out what Aaron's going to say next. Here's the setup. Word. I was talking about this earlier today on the show. Why is I get older? Do I become more and more against race mixing? Well, like some people would say it's because you're like you're slipping or you're becoming more senile.

I personally go with it's called experience. That's what I'm saying. It's like I look at white experience. I've seen how it turns out. I just look at white women who are that way and they all seem trashy. Aaron is not a fan of interracial relationships, at least not on television. What show do Aaron and SP watch where interracial love happens? One, Bachelor in Paradise.

Two, Love Island or three, Millionaire Matchmaker. Adam? Millionaire Matchmaker. Carl. Love Island. Chris? shit, I think it's Love Island. All right.

It's not anti-Somalian. I just, I've been living with him for a while, and I've decided it didn't go well. Excuse me. But it is like, you know, gets to the point where I'm watching Love Island with SP and I'm like, I'm tapping out on this show. I can't handle the stress of one.

Yep. Producer Chris wins the game with a little Love Island. Congratulations. Chris. on your big victory, we're all really happy for you. Me too. All right, let's play an opier berger game.

Howdy friends? Welcome. Hello. Very good. I'm your host, Simon, from, I mean, boozy,

ask the crowd. I know why you're here. Let's play a little opier bird. Jesus. It's Bob Geldo. Oh, no. It's round one. I binge watched the penguin on HBO.

I watched it, I think, in one day. I just sat in front of the TV. I was so into that show that I just binge watched the entire thing. Time to register those votes. Wow. Who's binge watching? I think it's Bill Burr. What do you think, Adam?

I'm going with Burr. Megan? I feel like it would be Opie. Bruce or Chris? Burr. All right, Megan's the lone Opie. I'm binge watching The Penguin. great show, by the way.

And here's the answer. I binge-watched the penguin on HBO. I watched it, I think, in one day. I just sat in front of the TV. I was so into that show that I just binge-watched the entire thing. Loser. The point of life is round two. You know, I forgot that I hope he doesn't have a family around, so you just bid-watch shows

or Bill probably can. Good job, Megan. There are, there are days that my wife is on the phone for hours, for hours, with companies, insurance companies, and other companies, hours. Just to try to figure out a little simple solution to a little problem we might have. Time to register those votes. Producer Chris, what do you got? I'm going to Opie.

Megan? Burr. Adam. Opie. Opie doesn't have a wife. It's Bill Burr, everybody. Let's go. And here's the answer.

There are days that my wife is on the phone for hours. For hours with companies, insurance companies, and other companies. Hours.

Just to try to figure out a little simple solution to a little problem we might have. Your wife sounds like a dumbass. Tape the phone to your dead wife's hand for round three. Is that okay if I push back a little bit? Which means I fucking hate your point and I want to fucking strangle you. But they're too polite on cable news. Time to register those votes.

Adam, what do you got? Billbert. I'm also going Bill Burr, Megan. Burr. Producer Chris. Forbies. And here's the answer. Is that okay if I push back a little bit?

Which means I fucking hate your point and I want to fucking strangle you. But they're too polite on cable news. If you don't scream, I can't get hard. Round four only watches HLF. He was just like somebody's grandmother was coming out. And that was the... the night, I was just like, wait a minute. She's cooking. Fuck this. Time to register those votes. I don't fucking know. Megan, what do you got? I feel like I spaced out, but I'll go with Ophi.

Okay. Producer Chris. I just think we're due for a burr, so I'm going burr. Yeah, I'm going burr too. Adam, what do you got? All right. And here's the answer. It was just like somebody's grandmother was coming out. And that was the night, I was just like, wait a minute. She's cooking. Fuck this. I'm putting my dick right in that salad. Pick the hair out of your soup. It's round five. All right. We're moving into round five. What are the scores? I don't even want to know. What are the scores? You got one. Adam's got two. I got two. Megan's got one. Holy shit. Simon, you're crushing us. I know. All right. Let's go. Beautiful. Blue skies.

The sun is out and there's no breeze. And that's when you get eaten alive. Because the bugs are like, oh, oh, no breeze today. Fuck these people. Time to register those votes. I'm going to go Opie because he lives on the beach. I don't know. Producer Chris, what he got?

That was my logic. Megan? Sure. Opie. Adam Bush. Opie. All right, we're going Opie. Well, I'm not going to win then.

And here's the answer. Beautiful blue skies. The sun is out. And there's no breeze. And that's when you get eaten alive. Because the bugs are like, oh, oh, no breeze today. Fuck these people. Hope he made me laugh.

He did it. Hope he made me laugh. Nobody cares about this week's winner. I'm your host, Simon, and I hope you enjoyed Opie's first funny joke. Be you next week. Goodbye. Thank you, Simon.

That's true. No one cares. This week sucks. We all sucked. Simon is the winner this week. Silent is the winner this week. Who tied for first there? Me and Adam.

All right. Congratulations, you guys. It's so neat. We're also proud of you. Glad you're not bitter. Megan, any new comments coming in on our Spotify episodes? There certainly are. Okay.

So from episode 742, Ramo said, Jerry Banfield was such a breath of fresh air with his manic positivity, but it's starting to get sad. At least we can count on AI to tell him not to off himself. That's true.

We can count on AI to give him advice like, no, you'll get there, buddy. Yeah, it's going to happen. And what else? I have Brian Harmer saying, I think Chad's mumbo-jumbo message is laying the groundwork for his defending himself eventual accusations of misallocating funds raised for his special.

Yeah. I'm sure we'll cover this on Devilverse Live tomorrow. But speaking to Chad, he called up the comedy club of the voicemail for Mark. Did you hear that? No. Jeez, what a fucking lunatic. Anyway, Chad's great. What else we got, Megan?

I have a couple from episode 743. I'll take bad audio and Jenny Jingles or any classic co-es. or any classic co-host over having to listen about steel toe and having Moody. What an unfunny fuck that guy is. Oh, come on. Moody barely even spoke until he was speaking great too much. I mean, he's not there to be funny. Yeah, until he was telling us way too much.

Thank God. Other than that. I feel like I've known Moody too long to like. He's great. We love him. Yeah, he's great. And then I have some guy in New Hampshire saying, Buck Brennan is the real badass.

I'm going to snip your show, but only on the platform that allows it. It's like I'm going to pimp out a bunch of chunky twos, but only in Nevada. That's an interesting analogy. I kind of dig that. It's very funny. I have this fucking noisemaker. Is that all the comments you want to read? Yes.

Keep the comments coming on Spotify. If you're listening to the show on Spotify, you can comment on individual episodes. Megan will read them, especially if you say how hot she is. We have some voicemails. And have anything to plug before I got to voice mails? Oh, yeah, really fast. I was over at the Celebrity Center looking up that thing that Kevin uses, that sound maker. And I was excited to learn that it is a Grogher, which comes from the Jewish holiday of Purim.

And whenever you mention the evil name of Haman, Jews use the Grogger to ward him away. So to you, Kevin Brennan, Chakshameach. The tautology is a The true thing. All right. We have some voicemails, of course, our buddy Gary in San Diego. It's a bunch of crap.

Swing in a miss. Rock and roller. Oh, you know what? Before I get into the voicemails, I got a note for someone on Patreon. Says, I'm fascinated by the cover is better than original's topic. I caught in the voicemail this week and gave you

Lanside by Corgan and Blinded by Manfred Mann. I think you disagreed with Lanside by Billy over Nix. And I get it. But for me, something about how Billy did. that by himself in the studio apartment with the L-Train running by is magical. I know Billy is controversial, and I kind of know he's a douche, but I think it's a home run. I'm a big fan of Billy Corkin.

I was in a band in high school. We covered lots of special puppets. Not the point. Anyway, he says, I hope you continue this bit, like the San Francisco. I was just hit by a guy listening to the WTP fan because I think there's a lot there. Secondary mentions Leibonheads Mrs. You can't beat the original Simon & Garfunkel rule, but I am a big Levintheads fan. and a weird one,

Aerosmith come together bullshit. Aerosmiths come together fucking sucks balls and how dare you? Have I ever heard a Beatles cover that I like to

better than the original Beatles side? I don't think so. How about that for a voicemail topic? Brad Meldow has a blackbird he's a jazz piano player. Oh,

you know what I think I have heard that. Frizzell is the Lennon album also. But I thought of mine. It's only been a few weeks for me to think about. Gary Hoey's Hocus poca. Yes, correct. Way better than the original

Although I do like the yodeling. No, you don't. I do. But Gary Hovey crushes on that song. All right, good call. Few. Hocus, pocus by focus. Yes. All right.

So this is about Jerry Banfield, and I feel like this hasn't been punched on entirely. So with the whole him not being able to land women and having all those bad first dates, I don't think it's just about Googling him, as you guys say, or anything like that. Could you imagine sitting across the table from the psychopath you're first time meeting him and he won't stop talking about random bullshit for 40 whole

minutes and he doesn't even fucking breathe when he talks almost how many people could really sit there and endure that I know women like to talk a lot but dude this this guy's a whole new level sometimes you know if it's fine um so we were talking about uh moody on watp which was kind of a crossover with this little piggy moody's a co-host on that show Hey, Carl, Mike in Florida. Can you please not allow Moody on the main show ever again? The dude drones on and his accent is awful. Yeah, he sucks.

Don't let him on here again. Keep him on the piggy where we can ignore him. Thanks. Don't call me back. Fair enough. Not everyone was a fan of Moody. I get it. People are talking about some weird shit out here.

Hey, Adam and Chris. You guys remember here in Boston? and Carl kept saying the Airbnb is like this green thing and we shouldn't be flushing all the time and then we'd kind of be working outside the bathroom when we were in there. Do you guys think he was going in there eating our poop? That's Ted Burt, I believe,

who said that was eating your guys poop and we were hanging at the Airbnb in Boston, which is not true. I don't like it when it gets, you know, mixed up with the toilet paper. I know what he said the toilets don't flush that it was ridiculous. Don't even try, guys. Bullshit.

Carol, of course you do all the prep. That's the only way you can handle the onslaught of AIDS from all the unprotected gay sex from the Lugabugas in your town. All right. Wow. My gay sex is very protected, sir. How dare you? Hey, Carl, I'm company. Jim from Michigan.

First time. You guys are talking about the magic mushrooms the other day. Just a quick heads up. When you come here in October, if you go to Ann Arbor, there are stores that sell. freeze-dried and packaged psychedelic mushrooms and relatively cheap. Okay. So if anybody is interested, they can haul out there near Michigan Stadium. See you.

Duly noted. I am interested. Hey, Carl, at the end of 742, you bring up Doug wanted to review a podcast. How are you saying no, dude? That's literally your fucking job. Like, I mean, I guess all these, like, 40-year-old Gen X lull cows that you like are fine or whatever. I don't really like it.

I like the original format, you know, shitting on other retards. But like, talk about the poop eating show. That'd be funny. I would enjoy that at least, you know. I like the poop talk. I'm also German. I'm also German. Jesus crazy.

What is going on right now? I don't understand what this guy's talking about. Do what you love. Holy shit. This message is for WAT. He, my mind's kind of rattled right now. Listen to KV and Chad, talk about you, Carl. I don't know if you're noble or a scumbag for paying for another guy's abortion with your girlfriend.

If you could please let us know which one you are, that would be greatly appreciated. All right. That was hilarious. I think we played that on the show, right, where Chad's like, yeah, Carl's girlfriend in high school, when he goes, no, Carl's the person to have to the girl. Yay. Just like, okay, by the bad. It's very funny.

He wanted to pay it, but he didn't do it. Ronnie and Syracuse calling it. Hey, Carl, Ronnie in Syracuse. Love you, love the show. I'm getting so sick of tired of Alpy talking about FU Friday. First, it was cheers, then it was go screw. Now it's FU Friday. You can't have to do anything that's original ever.

It's so ridiculous. Look at Anthony. He does an outstanding show on WADC radio, and Opie is still getting all over run like he's homeless with a cake. Don't call me back. I won't. Thank you for the call. Adam's once for you.

Yo, Carl, I've got to be honest. I've never understood the hate for Adam Bush. A great member of the team. I've always thought he was funny. But I've been here a lot of people ragged on how he's not funny. sometimes even you, Carl, it's very shameful. But this most recent episode he was on, he is just killing it with the funny.

Adam Bush, keep it up. Let's go! Fuck yeah. Look at it. He's all excited. He's regime and he was doing those show. I was waiting for something bad. We're the three hours, right?

Let's go. I'm ready to go. This is for Carl. Hey, it's Brock from Alaska. Hey, what did happen to Croj? I killed him. Adam Bush said, miss him I miss him.

It's been on a long time. Also, Crookh leaves, and we never hear from Boo Boo Coffee Queen again? Coincidence? Nope. I think not. My producer, Chris. Hey, Lucy. Fuck you, Carl.

I'll move back. All right. Sounds good. Thanks for the call. I actually have to run because I'm going to go see Croh and hang out with him. At bad practice. We have to learn how much Elvis songs, which I'm not happy about. You see Chris' response right there?

These songs are fucking ruining my life. I don't feel good. I can't make it. I gotta go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. I got a golden egg.