Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep747 - Misery Loves Company, Scorch, Opie, Artie Fletcher, Jerry Banfield

Episode Date: July 26, 2026

Kevin Brennan’s mental illness is on full display as he screams at Flimsy Greenberg for creating a dashboard. Chad Zumock calls into Misery Loves Company to brag about asking successful comics to fund his new special. For some reason life is going well for both Kevin and Chad because Pat Dixon doesn’t own a car. It makes sense as long as you don’t think about it. Vinnie Paulino joins the show to check in on Scorch with his cohost B.O.B. from 95X. Every story Scorch tells is based on being poor. Artie Fletcher’s stand up special includes anecdotes about employees at the comedy club and people in the audience he knows. Why would that be on a comedy DVD? Jerry Banfield has come up with yet another new business model. After an update on the Christian woman he’s completely fallen in love with, he explains a new service he thinks he’s going to charge $20,000 for. Opie’s new friend Erik Marino is somehow less funny than Ron, Tony, and Opie. Opie’s on fire because he had to poop a lot after eating sugar-free ice cream. We finish up with Internet News and your voicemails. The Creep Off: https://thecreepoff.com/ WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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misery loves company is a suggestion from me because Kevin Brun has become ridiculous. Kevin Brun is the host of Missouri Loves Company. You didn't tell me I was coming over here to stick it to him. We're sticking it to Kevin today. And this is what's really pissing Kevin off.

This is called dabble dashboard.com. This was made by Flimsy Greenberg. And on this dabble dashboard, it shows how much money the various Davelvers shows have made on YouTube. You can look at today. and here you see Cupcake Network has made $20.98 cents in first place. You can look at yesterday

and Misraeli's company's first place with $1,053, followed by Sit Down Zumach with $627. This all sucks. Granny Show at 277. And the Shulian Network at 175. You can look at this week and see that Misraeli Company is in the lead with $2,700 followed by the Shuling Network

with 1129. Now, of course, what this doesn't show you is anything outside of Super Chats, and memberships on YouTube because that is pulling in from the videos themselves to pull in from the videos themselves so there's no way to know

what people are making on Supertip or Patreon or whatever my point is this what do we do with this information none of this matters like none of this matters who could possibly give a fuck about this oh I know Kevin Brett it

all he does he has a subscription to Playboard and he's constantly looking at it and he's constantly telling us how he's number one in comedy podcast making the most money he's constantly sticking it to us with all the money he's making so this comes out and flimsy greenberg's like Kevin's gonna love this look at shows he's first place he loves being number one that's his whole thing so flimsy is a simp and is like ah I can't wait for Kevin to give me all the praise heap all the praise on me I'm right here flimsy uh uh why are you counting small sums of money

It's fun for you. But wait, Melton's already done this. So did I have a good reaction when he did it? Yeah, yeah. John's neglected cat. He counted everybody's money for months. Yeah. What is your big rub with it?

Again, I didn't talk about, I did not talk, I never, I never spoke about anybody's money until Melton and the pedophile network started covering it. And made your first blood, I forgot. Yes. So Kevin takes on everyone else's money every episode, but it's only because Patrick Melton talked about his money three years ago, and the Shulian Network teased Kevin about money. His hands are tied.

A couple of years ago. Oh. And I liked that he goes, Flippey's like, I didn't think you'd have a problem with it. He's like, don't you remember the last time I had an immature meltdown? Don't you know I'm an immature idiot who freaks out about everything?

Kevin doesn't even know why he's mad on this. This is a wild exchange. Have you seen this yet, maybe? No, not even a second of it. I'm enthralled. That's great. Kevin has no idea what he's upset about. He just knows he's upset. And once I found Playboard, once I found Playboard, I'm like, oh, I don't have to guess about what people are making. And again, the leaderboard is-

Now you still don't have to guess and you don't have to pay for it anymore. No, I still, I want more. All my dashboard does is it puts a dabble verse filter on Playboard and it makes it free. What's the big deal? Okay, well, if I'm on, if I... Flipsy, I'm sorry. Did you think Kevin's going to be rational? About that?

Give up and stop explaining yourself. Right. Like, where do you think you're going with this? Because you're like, yeah, you're right. Why am I freaking out? I'm being silly. I'm overreacting. What was I thinking?

I got my face, Flipsy. Have a great day, buddy. Yeah. Talk to you soon. I owe you one. If I pay on playboard, I get unlimited access. Unlimited access? What are you talking about?

I get access to what you're providing. I don't get anything more than what you're providing. Sure, sure, yeah, of course. So that's why you're not taking Playboard away from you, Kevin. No. It's wild. And, like, Flimmy's trying to, like, figure out, like, I don't understand what you possibly be upset about.

I'm taking that data and putting it into this dashboard for a devil for shows. What else do I get? Do I get a toy? What are you angry about? I think Kevin's trying to figure out what he's angry about as he goes on in real time. Go to Playboard, but now for people who don't want to pay for it, Nobody has to pay for it. I pay for it because I...

And they could see it free. I mean, I don't see what the big problem is. No, there's not a problem. I'm just saying that I... So you act like this is new. Melton already did this three years ago. Kevin's the king of moving the goalposts. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. She's like, I don't understand what the problem is. This is data that I'm collecting and I put it up on a website and people can go look at it. No, no. I don't know why you think this is a new thing that you invented. He didn't say that. He never said that. I'm not sure why he's mad at Flimsy for that.

And imagine if any of this mattered. Right. That's the crazy thing about all of this, is that who gives a fuck? How does how much money Doom made on Tuesday affect Kevin Brennan? Okay. Hear me out. Yes. There's a lot of people who like to make websites based on the Dabbleverse.

Okay. Yep. I noticed that. Here's how this could matter. If someone made a Dabbleverse Fantasy League. Oh, where your drafty shows. That's fun. And buddy is one of the stats.

Views is what are the stats. It's funny you say that because Kevin's going to compare this to something similar to that. I shouldn't say similar, but that is interesting. I might start a league. Right. That's kind of fun. We should do that. Yeah, we got to figure out all the different things that we can measure.

Right. It would be live viewers. Thumbs down. Yeah. Thumbs down. be a thing on there. All right. That's fun.

And then the shit never started crowning my money last year. That's great. It's a one-stop, one-click shit. He's fucking spreadsheet. Kevin looks so confused by this. It couldn't be more simple. He's like, looking up at the ceiling, like, what's he told? Why am I mad?

What am I about? He's saying something that's pissing me off. I'm not sure what it is yet. He's just purposely not listening. He's just searching through his Rolodex for reasons to be mad. Exactly like you said. It's insane. Which are the five things I get angry about?

Should I yell at Flumsey about right now? It's just up with, wow, big fucking deal, Pat me on the back. What the, you know, the issue is, is that, you know, I'm democratized viewing the issue with that. And I didn't foresee that. No, no. First of all, first of all, you're four years late at it. So, so, so Pat. Say it's a new idea.

Who cares what it is. No, no, no, no. I already made the money. I already made the money. What? Yeah, this is where things fall off the tracks because Flips is just like, I'm sorry, what are you mad about? What did I do to you? Can I go now?

Right. Oh, no. So Pat Dixon's saying it's small sums of money. Oh, okay. That's what triggers. Kevin. Oh, yeah. Pat Dixon said something and Kevin hates Pat Dixon.

So if Pat Dixon's referencing Flimsy Greenberg's dashboard, then it must make Kevin angry. er. Kevin smash. So my net for YouTube is at $510,000. Is that small sums of money? That's my net. That's my net. That's my net.

Is it the grosser than that, Kevin? You're not being too much. Who gives a fuck, man? My net, not my gross. I'm not. No, no, no. But you're counting. You're counting now like we're all starting at zero.

Oh, no. So Kevin's problem is that it's not taking into account historical information like Playboard does. So you can't see all time how much money he's made. He should wear his championship rings. I don't know why he doesn't have a T-shirt like Jerry Banfield has the Jerry Banfield shirts. Just change the dollar amount every day. So we can all see how much money you've made, Kevin. Wow.

So impressive. So people are like No, but the clouds The clouds that I have historical data I'm playing more historical data I built my own program Yeah but people

The idiot's that are reacting to it They're acting like All things are equal And we're all starting at zero And Kevin and Doom are starting at the same starting line And Doom was ahead on Tuesday For 15 minutes

I mean it's like It's fucking laughable Oh, my God. What's laughable is your reaction to this, Kevin? No one is, like, going, oh, my gosh, did Kevin not make as much money as Doom on Tuesday? That's not what the discussion is. It's, what is Kevin so angry about?

Why is he so obsessed with money? Why can't he just put on a fun show? It'd be funny. Why is it to scream at people because there's a dashboard to take into account. I think it's funny. You know, the man, you know, gives the people exactly what he says he's going to misery. Yep. This just looks like absolute misery.

He is living the worst life out of it. every one of the devil verse maybe erin imbalts got a beat but i don't know i don't think he likes company though right misery without company yeah who gives the fuck what do my net like i said my net my not my gross my net for youtube is five hundred and ten thousand dollars is that small sums of money so put that put that put everybody's net on the top of every day said this is what they've made lifetime and net and this is their daily. Would that make you feel like you're

a success, Kevin? Would you lower your voice? If we put on there, Kevin Brennan's number one, will you be happy then? Number one son. Would that make it everything okay? Fucking baby. I swear to God, like, let's just be like, all right, give the baby's bottle.

Here you go, Kevin. I'll put up there, Kevin's the best ever. You win. Fuck. Because who gets a fuck? Who gets the fuck what a damn? Who gives a fuck? Who gets a fuck what a daily is. Oh, that's funny. Zeno in here says

they should put Neil Brunton on the West. Yeah, how much money did he make off Chappelle's show? What do we add that to the leaderboard? Let's get the net. Since we're going to historical data, Kevin. Fucking loser. The dailies don't matter.

How can a daily, how can a daily matter? How could a daily matter? How can a daily matter when I've already netted $510,000? I get it. How can I give a? fuck if I may.

Okay, so you see, there's a thing called date ranges. And this is going to get pretty convoluted. So listen closely. You can look at metrics based on a date range. And sometimes you want to look at the entire time period. And other times you might want to look at yesterday or this week. Those are also date ranges. Could you dumb it down a shade?

Fucking retard. 400 today or 300 because the net's going to be 200, but I've already netted $510,000. $10,000, which I can prove. We get it, dude. So I'm supposed to be like, I'm supposed to read supertats where people go, Doom's ahead of you. And I'm like, wow, these people are fucking losing. Oh, so there's a $2 super chat that told him he wasn't number one.

And that's what triggered him. Well, plus Pacan Dixon's other thing. Kevin is so obsessed. Anna Bush is spot out about this. He's number two in his family. And so he's just obsessed with being number one. He has to be number one. Literally playing.

And he is everyone. I just showed you guys the dashboard. It's number one yesterday. Everyone's really this week. But there was 15 minutes of time on Tuesday when dude was beating him. Yeah. And he's losing his mind over it. All right.

This is what we should do. Everyone go to that dashboard. It's dabble dashboard.com. And anytime you see someone ahead of Kevin, at any time a day, screen grab it, send it to Kevin. We should just bombard him with him not being number one on there. I would like to take a second and just congratulate Doom. I mean, what an accomplishment. You beat Kevin on Tuesday.

Dude, I think Doom Show is bigger than Missouri's company. Of course it is. Yeah, it has to be. That's how you measure that. By who's leading on Tuesday at 4.30 p.m.? Yeah. That's how you know. It's the simple stat.

The loser mentality of the Dabbleverse, which is like, hey, we're all losers. Let's drag down everybody with us. Like I said, it's a pile of shit. Kevin doesn't do that. Yeah. Kevin's not the crab and the bucket dragging people off. Okay. Get back here, Ray.

No shit He's turning red like a crab And all these dabble for his flies Flocking to this shit But Pat Dixon doesn't have a car Is that on the fire? Is that on your list? He doesn't have a car

I mean I don't understand how this is anything to do with anything He's so mad at Pat Dixon Okay so this is a permanent opportunity for Flimsy Wow to be a man and stand up for himself And be like Kevin, I can't fucking help you with your gripes about Pat Dixon's transportation problems. All right.

There's nothing to do with that. If flips you were a fucking man, he'd go, hey, retard, hey, geezer. I don't know what kind of dementia problem you have right now, but I can't solve these problems for you. I'm sure he will. Let's say. He doesn't have a car. Put that on your fucking list.

A grown man is thinking about getting a car. Holy fucking shit. Yeah, yeah. When did Kevin's teeth get so bad? Is it just because the camera's at the wrong angle for him right now, or is it always been like that? His bottom teeth are like Opie-esque. Yikes.

I mean, this whole intended for it to become what it is, you know, to piss you off like this. Oh, flimsy. But I mean, at this day, the work in progress, build more stats around it. Like how many cars everyone owns? Could you just put a picture of Kevin with a,

crown on at the top. That's all he wants. Something like that. I do like the idea of measuring how many automobiles people have in the dappelverse. How many houses they own. We're talking about two different people. Okay.

Oh, this is a wild moment. Adam Bush nailed it completely correct about this. Flimsy goes, there might be moments when you're not number one. And Kevin gets triggered by that. What do you mean? Number One. Watch this Kevin's reaction to this. This is wild.

You know, moments and rub you, you know, and it's going to rub you the wrong way. I don't give a fuck. I know you do. Hey, old man, he wanted to the reason to be bad. This is it. This is what's going to piss you off. Not number one. I don't give a fuck one day.

So what if I don't work for a week? That's what happened. So it's like, so it's like I do the show. I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to make. If you don't work for a week, there'll be 400 people who have nothing to watch it. 4.30 p.m. on a weekday. No one's watching this fucking show anymore.

I'm sorry. The Clippers are clipping it. I covered on Daimler's live. He's constantly sniping every show that I do whenever I'm out here. So I guess it's just people watch his show to watch my show, I suppose. But I already know what I already did make. Right. So I've netted $510,000 since I've been doing superjats.

That doesn't even count my fucking Patreon. What's kind of a Patreon? Well, then it's $710,000. So now it's supposed to go like, oh, doom's ahead of me. on Tuesday for 15 minutes. I mean, it's like, you're playing right into the loser mentality of the dabalvers. Yeah, Kevin, it's almost like it doesn't matter and nobody cares. They start networks with child pornographers.

Melton has a fucking hunchback. I mean, these guys are fucking straight up. But he does have a car. Yeah, he does. Yeah, it's a Tesla. It's nice. I like the fact that Kevin's like, there's a person who's filming children. getting fucked by adults

and another guy whose posture's not great. Hold on a second. That dropped off the fucking math. Same thing. Yeah, okay. Fucking losers. They homeschool the kids. They do coke with their kids.

And you're putting a leaderboard to these fucking losers? Oh, he's mad that Nick Ricketa's on there too. Oh, no. Because, you know, Nick Ricker Cana is always like, yell to his nine-year-old. Hey, are you going to use a blow? Get down here, honey. Get down here and cut this line right now.

That's right. young man just like I taught you Flimsy's like fucking losing it it's a leaderboard it says leaderboard that was the thing I clicked to get to it it's less of a leaderboard right right but it would be like it would be like

yeah so silent shape has this right the takeaway from this argument is that doom wins yes doom Ichibon it would be like if you started a stock exchange and you had an app and all the big companies, and then you also had new companies, and they all started at $0.00. They were all worth $0. I mean, it... So this is what I was thinking of when you brought up the Fantasy League thing?

Yeah. Kevin equates us to a stock exchange. You can't invest in these shows. I'm not looking for historical data on dabble dashboard.com. We may be looking to bring out a few investors. How many shares of MLC should I purchase? I'm not sure. I'll look at dabble dashboard.com. What a fucking cloud this guy is? It's laughable that people are like, and that Tuesday show people are like, do. Yeah, I think Uncle Gary has it right here. I saw this in a lot of the comments.

And thank you to Liquid Crypted for clipping this. Uncle Gary says, KB is clearly just mad. It's easier than ever to track his sinking star. I think that's really what it comes down to you, right? He doesn't want people seeing that it's not going as well for him as they used to. I mean, he takes these videos down immediately. So if you're watching it live, you can see how many people are watching it.

But then as soon as it's done, gone. So that way, no one can look back and be like, he used to get 20,000 views. And now he's getting 480? Well, it's a good thing. He's so quiet about it. Right. You don't want to bring attention to it. It was ahead of you.

And I'm like, it's so sad. Even the fact that they, Doom's not even anything. And like I said, Doom tried to fuck. Why does that bother? Because it's still. Because it's stupid. Because you're stupid. Why doesn't bother you?

The Doom was ahead of you for 15 minutes. And get the shit. And again, like I said on my show the other day, Doom literally tried to fuck with my money by saying, because Kevin doesn't put up my fucking cash app. So I'm going to put all the shows up on Twitter. And so all the people on Patreon don't have to fucking pay for it. And it did nothing.

It didn't hurt me $1. Nobody unsubscribe to my Patreon. So it's just. they're all fucking losers. They're all losers. And they think they're like, I'll, I'll smart the system

or I'll do this, I'll do that. It's just, when I saw Meld's hunchback, I was like, wow, with his skinny jeans. When I first met you,

I'm like, wow, these people really take losing to another level. It's fantastic. And then he, and then he, you can't be winners like you,

KB. Fucking, and then he lifted a fruit tree and now we can't do shows anymore. But when... She can't hear that one. Kevin makes up the most outrageous bullshit and says it over and over again and says, I know for a fact and all these crazy qualifiers.

He's claiming that the reason why Patrick didn't do shows for so long is because he hurt himself planting a tree. Hmm. Hmm. At least it was a noble reason. Yeah. It's a wild one. A fruit tree. Yeah, a fruit tree.

It's almost beautiful. Planting trees in Vegas is a pretty good endeavor. It doesn't work out well. He does him. He's going to do seven hours like Red Bar. stick it to everybody. It's so, it's so pathetic.

It really is next fucking level. Next level. So yeah. So let's, let's pretend we're all equal and me and Doom are equal. If this were, I mean, it's been said a lot.

If this were a character, it'd be funny. It'd be a funny character. Like this guy's like, grandpa's just flipping out, fight out the handle for no reason. But you can see in his face, he's really angry.

This is actual anger. He's upset with flimsy about this. I hope I sure the heck I beat doom today because if I don't I don't know what I'll do I'll probably well I'll be tossing and turning I'll be tossing and turning I'll be tossing and turning I'll be tossing and turning all day if somebody beats me gosh knows I won't be able to sleep I don't give a fuck I again it sounds like you give a fuck I mean he's making some of these argument for him it's like oh am I going to lose sleep because do one yeah so who gives a shit that then why are you mad again I'm not competing with these

losers. I do a show. I happen to do way better than all of them. Yes, you do. But I'm not really competing with them because there's really no competition there. And then this blind Mike goes, I'm not, I don't even like super tips. Then why are you doing the show? Then why do you even allow super tips? Why are you, why are you doing dabover shows? I mean, this is crazy. Why Mike has said many times you guys don't have to super chat. It kind of just like distracts us and changes the flow of the show. I'm not looking for superchats. And that offends, Kevin. This guy doesn't even want

money. Yeah, but he's asking two different questions. He's like, then why does he do shows? Then why does he do shows? Because he's an entertainer. Yeah, that's what he does. You don't do shows to read super chats. Kevin does. Kevin shows just reading super chats.

All those people will actually prepare shows like, blind mic, puts together segments and he's interested in stuff. Does it agree to have a Baldwin impression. At the list goes out. At some point, Kevin had to love entertaining, right? Yes. At some point, he really had to enjoy it. What the fuck is this?

This is a mental patient. Yeah. Is what we're watching. Old man yelling at cloud. Through speakerphone. Through speakerphone. With gaming headset on. I mean, this guy's a straight-up fucking blind, fucking losing clown.

Of course he's friends with Carl. He's a blind losing clown. I mean, I don't know if Mike's going to recover from this one. I'll have to tie some and see if he's okay. We should check on him. No wonder he's friends with Carl. He doesn't even want Superchance. No wonder he's friends with Carl.

What? Does that have to do with anything? Of course. Blind life doesn't take super tips or dabble tips. Because he, yeah, why is he doing shows here? Here. Here. And he says he makes his money.

He's a rich guy. Like he's blind, but he's, but he's, but super chats and super tips are beneath them. And Pat Dix's take, well, you're, you're blind. I've always been curious if he really is. Well, Pat Dix is applying is blind, but Pat Dix has always also was like, well, the way you look at me and you disagree on small sums of money. And it's like, if you want to know, Mike is blind or not, watch him play table tennis with Dave Portnoy. It's available on YouTube. Okay, okay.

So like I said, I could buy a fucking car dealership practically with the funny, the money I've made on this, doing this fucking shit. But Pat Dixon, you know, could you imagine buy a car from Brennan's Ford? Hey, get this fucking focus. Buy it right fucking out, you asshole. I'm not really shopping. He wants $500 off. He's sticking it to us.

Sticking it to us. Small sums of money and, you know, Pat Dixon's got it all figured out. There's all small, it's all small sums of money. But, no, okay. Okay. Well, look at my fucking, look, again, I showed it yesterday to stick it to Pat Dixon,

who doesn't have a car. By $510,000. $510,000, Pat Dixon doesn't have a car. I will never forget these two facts. Just stick it to Pat Dixon, who doesn't have a car? By $510,000, it's not small sums of money. And again, that's my net. That's my net.

That's my gross. So my gross is like somewhere between 800 and 900,000 now. That's my gross when you get 60%. So once I get the $600,000, then my gross will be $1 million in Supercheck. Is that... I just want to point out, this proves that Kevin's stupid, because he's getting all of his money through YouTube that takes 30% of it immediately, rather than use Super Tip or another system that takes a much smaller percentage.

And Kevin's acting like, that's a good thing. That means you're bad at business. Can I start a GoFundMe? Everyone is. Why not? I want to start a GoFundMe. What's slowing you down? Here's what I'd like to do. My cause is very just.

I want to raise enough money to get Pat Dixon a nicer car than Kevin. Ooh. Can we just find out whatever Kevin's driving and get like Pat Dixon a year newer? Kevin's got a schwin. I don't know. I know that. I'm not sure. Just get a good idea.

That's a fun idea. But we can get Dr. Steve to kick in a couple grand. Here's my life. It's not hard to do. Is that small sums of money? This is what you're dealing. You're playing to the lowest common denominator. because these people are fucking losers.

And they're always trying to find some angle to stick it to me and whoever. The dashboard, it is what it is. I don't give a fuck what you do with it. But that's the reality. You're playing to the lowest common denominator of the Davilverse, which is a very low common denominator. These are the scum. One?

What's the lowest common denominator? It's wild. He's literally saying, everybody on this playground sucks, but motherfucker, this is my playground. Right. It's like, Kevin, elevate yourself out of this then. Why don't you even care? You can't care.

You can't ignore it. It's like it's not happening. I can just do your show. These are people that support child pornographers. These are people that support people that do coke with their kids. I mean, these are next level lowest scum on the earth. Literally supporting child pornographers. The people that support these fucking shows

Flimsy's so confused I'm sorry What are you accused me have now? Grandpa? I just picture Flimsy running around his house Looking for his car keys Just like jingling him I got what Kevin

What you're yelling about? Well You want to talk about dabbletip now Can we get you on dabbled? So Flimsy Greenberg has a competing offer To supertip known as Dapple tip So after getting yelled at

Barat for 12 minutes straight. He's like, anyway, do you want to purchase my new product I have? Dapletip? Good job there. Sir, if you'll just stop yelling at me. No. No, I'm done. All right.

Good sales, bitch, folks. You can try it. Wow. He's exhausted. Yeah. The color left his face, the redness. Yeah, he's calming down a little bit. All the blood went to his turkey neck. Yeah.

When Flimsy texts to me, he's like, I'm like, this does nothing for me. Chad getting Nikki Glazer on would help my show. But having a- Nicky Glazer will give Chad 500 bucks, but she does not have time to be on MLC. Sorry. Somebody counting dabble tips and a leaderboard. And again, there's very, to have a leaderboard, when these people literally, mostly, most of them are living in poverty.

So it's almost just like a mockery. It's almost like you shouldn't mind about this at all. People are living in poverty. I don't compare myself to people who work a Taco Bell. I don't sit there and go in there and be like, yeah, you think you're making a lot of fucking money wrapping that taco up? Because you're not, because I'm making more than you. What are you upset about?

Who cares? Most of these people live, they, whatever the poverty level is, they make less than that. Mersh, Gino Bisconti, Pat Dixon, Ray DeVito. I'm not arguing with any of this, by the way. I'd have to look at a list. Bob Levy. I mean, they, they, they, they, whatever the poverty level is, because that fluctuates.

Like a leaderboard. They make less than the poverty level. Very funny. All right. So while we're talking about MLC, Chad Zubak disappeared. And, you know, he making all this money on his GoFund meme. And we talked about this on WTP on Wednesday. That he's getting these donations coming in.

from Daniel Tosh, Nikki Glazer, both $500. In fact, let me show you what the current GoFundMe is at, so we can all get on the same page because Chad didn't do any podcasts earlier in the week. And then on Thursday, he called into MLC, called Chad, or he called Kevin.

Well, Kevin was doing MLC. But yeah, look at this now. So now he's raised $12,265 of the $14,000. They need. Saturday, $8,300. moved to 10,000. Now it's 14,000. And he has Nikki Glazer, which is $500 offline.

Daniel Tash, $500 offline. So I mentioned on WTP that this is obviously Chad making this up to get attention, and get people talking about them. How do you go about adding that fraudulently? So you're allowed to do that in your GoFundMe? I mean, someone gives you money in a different manner. You're allowed to put it on your GoFundMe. So you could just type in whatever you want.

That's what he did, yes. Okay. Got it. Yeah. I didn't realize that. Or maybe Daniel Tosh gave him $500 because they're such cool friends. John Lennon, $1,000. Yeah, let's pretend that's true.

It's so stupid. Anyway, Jed emailed me and he's like, you're a fucking liar, Carl. These people did give me money up front with them. You're so stupid. Oh my gosh, that does sound like something you can say. Yeah, it is what he said. It's the dumbest email you've ever read. Anyway, so he calls in to Kevin's show.

because everyone's talking about his GoFundMe getting raised and these new donations coming in that seem like they're family. And what a surprise. And what a surprise. As Chad calls in, Kevin is sniping Devil v. Life, my show. Go figure. One this year.

Second of my GoFundMe is 100% on the up and up. They're losing their minds. Daniel Tosh, Nikki Glazer, both. I asked them both to donate. They both donated $500. Susel. Okay. Losing their minds.

I just commented, I'm like, well, Chad's lying, and he's trying to get a reaction out of us, which is the opposite of losing your mind. Pretty rational about it. Sounds rational. Yeah, it was pretty rational about it. And I would say,

the only thing worse than pretending Daniel Tosh gave you $500 is saying that you reached out to him and asked him for $500, and then he gave it to you. Imagine being that needy of a little, unsuccessful bitch. Do you have to go to people?

who you've had contact with, they're in your phone, ask them for money. After you've already reached your goal twice. Yeah, he's surpassed his goal twice, and now he's asking for money. It's wildly pathetic. It's way worse than pretending to give him money.

Don't lose your mind. But Carl, it's still on the up and up. Yes. I mean, listen, we all want Chad to film this special. The more money he makes, the higher the expectations. He's shooting himself in the foot with this. It's so dumb.

It's so near-sighted. And so Chad, like. It's such a Chad Zubak thing to do. And I'm returning to podcasting next week. He came back the next day, by the way. Just lies about everything, this guy. Wait, how did you contact Nikki Glazer? I texted her.

And she texted you back? She always texts me back. I've known her for 23 years. Like, she's, I stayed in comedy condos with her. We go back a long way. So you said, give me, I'm doing a GoFundMe from my special and I need money. I text her to the GoFundMe and I said, I'm raising money for a special. If you can contribute or share it, that'd be great.

She goes, how much do you need? And I told her, Daniel Tosh sent me 500. I mean, if this is true, Chad should be ashamed of himself. Yes. He reached up to Nicky Glazer, who is a successful comic and says, hey, we stayed at the comedy condo once. I'm raising money for a spouse. You want to give me money?

How much do you need, Chad? Daniel Toski, give me $500. What does that have to do with anything? And if it's not true, he should be ashamed. I mean, either way, this is a crazy thing to say on Kevin's show. I could see both of them being very generous and just saying, here you go, bud. Sure. But asking for the money is way worse than just pretending that you got money from these people.

Yeah, but my impression is a lot. of these people just kind of like tolerate Chad as in like they look in them as like a dopey little brother kind of thing I know you do shows with quarantine I you know the deal I know I don't say that I know you didn't say that I said no wait I did say that but I didn't say it originally I know okay got so she's zelt me 500 and did you uh you asked Daniel Tosh you texted him I email him and I didn't emailing because he's a big Miami heat fan and he's trolling me with LeBron. And I said, hey, man, can you donate to my go fund me? So according to Chad, you know, LeBron just signed with the Sixers in Philly.

And of course, LeBron's from the Cleveland area and played for Cleveland and Chad's a Cleveland fan. So Daniel Tosh just sends him a little rib. Hey, your boys play with the 76ers. Don't want to go back to Cleveland on it? And Chad's response is, can you give me money? Yeah. Can I get $500 from you, man? And listen to Daniel's response to that.

He goes, no. And I go, well, can you just contribute some way? He goes, what do you want? Horrious. Again, this does not make Chad look good. If this is true, and Chad is a known liar who lies all the time, but if this is true, can I get $500? No.

Can he just give me something then? Can he contribute it in some way? What do you want? And he called Kevin to say this. And he's volunteering this information. You know, I'm going to go ahead and just say, maybe go out of the limb, I kind of believe Chad here. This is too sad to make up.

Like if he's just lying, this is too sad to make up. I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. None of this happened. He's not this pathetic. You're giving him an out. Pretend you make this up. You're lying, Chad. You know what it's true.

Say you're lying. And I said $500 and he did. Wow. Kevin's like it's that easy, huh? How would you Kevin give? None. Yeah, it's legit, man. Google me and Nikki Glazer.

We've known each other for 23 years. It's not like it's some weird thing. That's hilarious. I was watching the potato soup program, whatever it's called these days. And Cardiff's like, yeah, if you Google Chad Zumach and Nikki Glazer, every single link is to Chad Zumach's like Instagram

talking about how he's friends with Mickey Glazer It's like yeah you can just Google it You can see it's out there Well because you're the one who put all that information on the internet It's not like she's posting all these videos Like hey be a Chad in the green room hanging out Why does Chad sound so defensive Because he knows that he's a loser

Because he's talking to Kevin Brennan Well Kevin's got his bad The crazy thing is how Kevin sweeps for him which we'll see in a little bit. I'm best friends with Swartzon and all these guys, but how is it so far-fetched that I'm not friends with these people? Best friends? I'm best friends with Nick Swartson.

Ugh. Chad, you're 51-year-old adult. What are you talking about? I'm not saying it's far-fetched. I'm just saying when I see the names on your Go-Fund me, I'm like, all right, all right. So, again, I don't.

Okay, we live in a modern world of interfauch. at and screenshots and a lot of fake shit. So I don't know what's what. I only know if I don't know it's true, then I don't know what's true. So I don't, that's why I'm asking you, how are you talking to Nikki Glazer? She's pretty busy, probably. And, you know, I know you know Daniel Taj, but, you know, I mean, you saying that they gave you money is not the same as, you know what I mean? It's going to sound like bullshit to them. But again, if the GoFundMe has his money, in it, then then that's really all that matters.

Yeah. And it's, I said from day one, I'm keeping every donation, whether it's PayPal or Zelle, it'll go through the GoFundMe. And Nikki, to this day,

will text me back within five minutes. Like that's, I've known it forever. It's not like a crazy thing. It's a crazy thing to ask her for $500. That's the crazy thing. I'm this. She texts me back quickly.

Neat. Someone of the chat's asking, yes, Nicky Glazer was the headliner at the Comedy at the Carlson, where Chad asked for a guest spot and was granted one on a Thursday and decided to use his connections through his old radio gig to get on the Brother Wees program the next morning. During a time slot, the Comedy Club pays for in order to promote the shows that they have

at the Comedy Club for the weekend. Yeah, it wasn't a good decision for him. So Chad's sitting in the guest seat, and Nikki Glazer needs to be there because the Comedy Club pays for that time. And Chad's like, ah, they want to be on the show. They didn't. That's not the case at all. Wees didn't know.

You weren't the comic performing that weekend? People are asking me, not on the show, but privately, why does the go-fund me keep getting higher? I mean, why is the goal getting higher? Kevin, you can just ask the question yourself. I'm hearing rumblings. I mean, I don't even want to ask you this, but apparently some people are wondering, like, why that goal keeps going up. Chad's response to this is idiotic.

Why not? They keep donating and it's driving everyone crazy. So they keep donating. You're actively asking for money. He's going door to door now asking for donations. He's like, I might as well raise this. They keep giving me money. You don't have to.

So listen. It's very, it's wild that he met the, goal that he had twice and is still making phone calls to people that he works within this business that he wants to think of him kindly. Yes. It's fucking nuts. Okay. Good job, Chad.

Yeah. And also, if they are giving money, it doesn't mean they're thinking of them kindly. Right. I'm saying, like, they're looking at this going, okay, uh, I guess. Yeah. If I give you this, will you lose my number? Chad just said it's driving us crazy. Mm-hmm.

I have a few friends who are millioners, a few. I've never asked any of them for money ever. Never once. So I've been like, you got a lot of money. Give me some of that money. It's a weird thing to do. Why not? Every dollar is going to it.

Yeah, but instead of doing it like, you keep inching it up, why don't you just make the goal like $20,000? I want to you just make the goal, whatever the Pryl network goal was when they did the Stuttering John one. Or you can make the goal what you need to film a special. Like we said originally. Yeah, $8,300. Well,

bare balance was $8,300, but I have a plan for $15,000. If I could hit this, I could do it under $15,000 easily, but I'd rather do the collection cost at $15,000. Have he reached out to Ron Bennington? Yeah, he's going through some shit, but I did text Shane Gillis.

And you didn't hear back? I did not hear back from Shane Gillis. You know, I'm not really good friends with him, so. Did you ask him from, did you congratulate him or you asked him for money or both? Both congratulated him and I said I have a special go fund me. Would you go to a stand-up show at a football stadium, mini? Fuck no. 73,000 people went to go see Shane Gillis perform live.

That's retarded. And I love Shane Gillis. We saw it at the comedy club, comedy club. Comedy with the Carls in a year ago. And now we're selling out where the Eagles play. it was about four years ago maybe He was in the middle of the summer He came through and had very low ticket sales

But he was one of the funniest fucking people I've ever seen life He was amazing he was great And I've only worked with Shane twice So I don't know him that well Yeah Not as good as Ray DeVito Uh well yeah You got him tickets to the Matt Life show

And Ray try to walk there I texted T.J. Miller He's gonna donate I'm texting all my friends. Jeff Dye. Cuma, all these people that say it's not real. It's so real. How about Mark Maren?

No, he's not happy when you're happy as girlfriend died. That's my finest moment. Yeah, I lost a lot of connections. I'm only 30 shows away from doing more shows than him. That's pretty impressive.

I mean, he ain't going anywhere. meaning his numbers are not going up. But my thing is, it's like, IRS audit me. Everything's on the up and up. I want the IRS to audit me. Go ahead. I bet, yeah. I'm begging them to audit me.

Because as soon as they audit me, I'll be like, hey, you guys have ever heard of flimsy tips or super tips? Because I know they're not paying taxes. I know that for a fact. When Kevin says he knows something for a fact, he doesn't know anything at all. He couldn't be dumber about this. He's been saying forever,

Patrick Melton doesn't pay taxes. What do you mean? Why would he not pay taxes? He's running a startup company. It's so stupid. And then Melton will be in some hot water because I'd be like, who started this? And I'd be like, well, I sold most of it to a gay guy in Australia.

Also, Kevin's, I mean, I don't know if this is this version of comedy or he just is so dumb. And I know Chad's this dumb. It's like, I hope I get audited so I can tell the IRS to look into Patrick Melton. That's how auditing works. All right, now who do you want to handle on? You're clear. No, pointed someone. He started it.

It's so stupid. But they'll be like, no, but you started it, right? Yeah. All right. Also, I used to say I wanted to get sued by Senator John. I was dumb to say that I was wrong about that. Saying you want to get audited is a very dumb thing to say. It's not a fun process.

That's crazy cabby. Yeah. How that went for him on air. Not a fun process. Well, you haven't paid any tax. Is any of this? No. Okay.

You know who else is in hot water? Gino Bisconti? I wish I had my roadcaster for the rim shot. Hey, Chad, why are you coming back next week as opposed to? Well, this week's almost over, I guess. But I don't look at weeks like that. The weeks are all the same to me. And, you know, the weeks don't really have this week, that week, last week.

It's just today and then tomorrow. I just hire people telling me what I shouldn't, shouldn't do and I can't do. They say I can't afford to take a week off, so I'll take a week off. Everyone's going after the GoFund me. They're saying I'm spending the GoFund. Everyone's lying. Kumi is lying. All right.

Chad's doing a weird thing. He just bought a brand new bicycle. So he claims that his bike got stolen. And then he bought a brand new bike. And he was showing it off on his Instagram and said like, new bike day. And he's like, when you bring around his wife. It's so stupid. Ching, ching, ching.

And he talked about how he got another monitor for his studio set up. Like he's bragging about all these purchases. People are saying I'm using the GoFund me money. You don't say. Is anybody else concerned about Kevin after that sentence about weeks he just I have to imagine that his pill organizer is a disaster. What's W? Do what I can't do.

They say I can't afford to take a week off, so I'll take a week off. Everyone's going after the GoFund. That's also so pathetic. So Chad lives his life to prove the haters are. wrong. They said, I can't take a week off, so I took a week off. That's the worst reason to live your life, but... Boy, and all he wants is heat anyways, so this is all bullshit. It's all bullshit.

What happened is Chad's got $12,000 or whatever the real amount is, because the lot that's fake. And he's just like, I don't have to work anymore. That's what happened. Spending the goat, everyone's lying. Everyone's lying. Everyone's lying. And I just

want to prove everyone's full of shit. Dear Pat, I'm... Dear Pat Dixon doesn't have a car. That's why I said I bought my car outright. I bought a car with cash. I have no... I just want everyone to know, like, if that's killing it and I'm not.

I mean, could you imagine living in Chattanooga and not having a car? Yeah, it's not like it's New York where there's public transportation. It's not even like Tampa where, you know, at least Tampa or like a Chicago, a city, where you could just Uber everywhere and then, you know... Where's Kevin going? Both Kevin and Pat do the same thing. They stream from their house all day long every day. Who cares what transportation mode they have?

Did you go out Pat show last night, by the way, Vinnie? Pat had an internet problem, and he postponed it. Okay, I was looking for it. Where Chattanooga, it's like, I'm sure they have Uber, but it's just not like a thing that people use a lot because everybody has a car. There's parking. There's plenty of parking for everybody. Even the Uber drivers, especially the Uber drivers.

who lives there. Nobody wants to live there. Nobody should live there. Pat lives there probably. I mean, I don't know what he pays and rent or where he lives, but the fact that he don't have a car. That means that Chad's winning at life? Yes. Pat Nixon doesn't have a car.

It means that Kevin's doing really well. Good to know. Keep up, Carl. Yeah, I was confused with the point of that was. And then I was just watching him talking about Stutter, how Stutton John's struggling financially. And Stutton John's a drug addict or whatever. Pat Dixon and Bob Labor are literally drug addicts and they're both broke losers.

You know, every time, child, I know Bob leaves your guy, you know, every time Bob he gets a divorce, the wife has to give him money so he can just get out of the fucking house. Usually it's the other way of around with a husband has to give the wife some money to get a fresh start. But Bob, and this is not me speculating. This is what Bob told me. Every ex-wife's ever had. It's like, Bob, just leave, here's some money, just get the fuck out. what's your take that's why it gets married all the time he gets money i get it yeah that's right genius

yeah it's a great investment and i was in chatt nuga tennessee a couple of four years ago i headlined the comedy catch there they don't even have public like buses and shit like or rta wait so pat can't think a bus don't know when you're in a city is that someone you would notice i would never notice that why did chad know that there's no buses well he had to get to that show he was I'm sure there are bosses, right? I don't know. I don't know. Knox County,

Tennessee. It's a real, it's a real dead town. It's a very, very, yeah, when I, I was there for a week

and I was depressed the whole week. And, uh, you don't say. And, I never got over it. I thought it was there, like the week before. But the owner kept saying about,

I just before Mark Barron's podcast, but he kept saying about you, Mark Barron didn't do well. And, uh, the crowd didn't like him. I'm like, Who cares?

It's in Chattanooga. If you do on Chattanooga, you're probably a fucking hack. Were you at the comedy catch with that train station? I think I was. I think it was the comedy catch. Whatever, Chad.

Yeah, Pat lives in walking distance to that with somebody. He lives with somebody. Okay, so this is Chad trying to out. He's trying to docks him now. Yeah, I happen to know the proximity of where Pat lives. Neat cares.

He can walk to that club, and he still doesn't work it. Yeah, Pat said, he's going to the blind mic guy has somebody into stand-up more and he's like, well, you know. The same reason you know, Kevin.

He makes money sitting on his ass at home. Bad Dix is a great stand-up. Oh, yeah. I've seen him perform stand-up a few times. He came to the creep-off roast. Yeah. We had him kind of headline that. He's hilarious.

He's a very good stand- He crushed it at Hackamania. He was very good hackamania, yes. You know, I don't want to, he didn't even know what the answer was. He talked about his car. You didn't have a car. because if he had a car, he'd be killing it.

And it's like, Norm McDonald's, and that didn't have a car. He didn't even drive, and he did pretty well without a car. And I mean, everything he says is just in such bullshit. Anyway, anything else? I'm tired of everyone lying, and I, it's driving Carl and Coomia crazy that I have connections to Nikki and Tosh. And I'm going to keep asking these big names to donate.

I don't care because Coomia and Pat Dixon and Carl, they're lying losers. You're asking for money from people who are way more successful than you, and I'm the loser? Okay. How much did your car cost? $42,000. Listen to this nonsense. Chad's so poor, he doesn't understand how the economy works or how people make purchases.

He thinks that if you're rich, you pay for things with cash. He just said his car is $42,000. Listen to this. Including taxes. And you pay cash. Cash. And I can show a receipt. No, I don't even believe it.

You went to a car dealership with $42,000. 100%. Okay. First off, that's not what paid with cash means. It just means that you paid for the whole thing without having to finance it. You don't actually bring a fucking bag with a dollar like that. Yes. How many of these do I need to get that car?

A bunch of guys come in with Breed. case is so stupid but what's no what chance says here he's he's he's no idea what he's talking about and they didn't think it was weird i actually i think i talked about i had 20 000 cash on me now i don't even believe it was yeah kevin what are you doing with this return you're wasting everyone's time chad's like i had 20 000 my pockets what why why would you ever do that do you know what happens if you try to pay $20,000 cash for a car, they immediately contact the IRS. They legally have to. Right.

Yeah. If you have more than $10,000 and you're traveling, you can't do that in cash. Right. Because they think you're up to something. Would you accept cocaine? We actually, we will at Brennan Ford. Fad happily accept that. So, Chad is claiming he brought $20,000 with him.

to a dealership to buy a car outright. I think you just watch Fargo, because that's how they try to buy a car with cash. I'm telling you, that's exactly what happened. Okay, this is the reason why people take your stories are a little far-fetched. Yep. Good. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I kept cash in a fucking box hidden for years.

It's just for years. You've done it before. Everyone's done it. Okay. So Chad purchased a car with $42,000, which as soon as you drive off the lot, it loses a ton of value. The worst way to spend $42,000, you should invest that in something that actually earns interest. Instead, he spends it on something that depreciates immediately. Immediately.

And before that, for years, he just had it in a box somewhere during the worst inflation this country's had in decades. So again, just losing value. He has appointments with the bank all the time. He didn't want to put the money in a savings account with a, you know, high-yield interest. You would think you'd mention it to the banker. I got $20,000 in a shoe box. Right. You think it could do you think that's a good place for it?

Yeah. Leave it there. That's fine. Well, what are you going to do with that? Well, I'm going to buy a car with it. Then, yeah, definitely hold out to it as long as you can. I just like to look at it every now and then. It's so stupid.

But Chan thinks that that makes it sound. like he's rich. It just shows he's poor. He's an idiot. I haven't. I never hide cash. Wait, but don't you lose stuff? Didn't you hide your own key from yourself and then you forgot where you hit it?

The key, yes, but cash no. All right. Wasn't there that nut that you hid for the winter that you couldn't remember where you put it? Anyone to audit my car. You won't find a loan. Right, who was the guy that Gina was, you said

it was a Ken Mosca, the guy Whatever, okay. Then it gets into nonsense. Anyway, then it gets into nonsense, I said. So that's the latest with MLC, Missouri Loves Company. What a party they're having over there. That is wild. It's so stupid.

I want to thank Eric Nagel for putting together some new stingers for me. Some are on and some deranged stories that are very strange. Weird news. I just can't afford to just rent a place to live. Here's another. Some are on and some deranged stories that are very strange Weird news I haven't had food in a long time

I haven't had food since 1980 Fork Scorch is Poorch is poor It's not going well Holy shit those are great If there's ever a leaderboard and scorch is above WATP Yeah

I will scream at Flipsy Greenberg Scorch is sticking to me guys So Scorch is PFTG TV did an episode with B-O-B from 95X out of Syracuse. That seems to be his new co-host, which is exciting. And it starts off with Scorchus. Always distracted myself when the show starts.

Oh, man, welcome. It's Scorges, B and G-T-T-V. And I never even once thought, oh, I wonder what would happen if Tongo started barking in the middle of the podcast, and there you go. I don't know what's going on. I think the chick upstairs. I think is doing a little waw-w-w-a-w-w-w-w from what I did.

Oh, well, does he want a little in on that or something? I ain't got no idea. Scorch is such a child when it comes to sex. He's like, in the dogs' bark, and maybe the women upstairs doing a little wot-waw-waw. Is that why dogs bark? Yes. He's a child about everything.

He is. I needed you to translate that. I had no idea what he was saying. It was so childish. I think he was excited that there was sex going out. of this building. I think it's what happened just now. But the dog was barking when the show started.

He's like, ha, I can't control this much. Dude, that still looks like he just popped out of a garbage can. All right. So, Scorch is a big beef.

This episode is entitled, concerts, wrestling, and music influences. And it starts with concert talk. And I've never heard. Okay, I shouldn't say never.

This is poor people talk. I can't even fathom having a conversation like this on the internet and thinking this is normal. Do it okay. It is a scorch and B-O-B from 95X in Syracuse. And we're doing another little one of these I get-togues. There's not a little chat. Today we're going to hit on a few different things too. One of them, I'm going to tell you something, brother.

Maybe it's just because they got spoiled from not having to pay for a concert ticket for the longest. time but there's a big show that comes to this area once a year in the summertime i wanted to go last night and i only wanted to go from like seven o'clock till the end of the show was the final night you know so say seven till maybe one so five or six hours the the concerts that one they don't prorate your ticket and they wanted me to pay a hundred and fifty bucks to go in for like six hours. Have you ever heard of pro-rating the ticket based on when you arrive? My car broke down.

So can I pay less for this concert? No, it's $150 for a general admission. You don't pay for concerts by the hour. Right, right. But if he was, that'd be $25 an hour, and that's a good deal. I know I was going to say. He wants to be from 7 to 1 a.m. That's a long time.

Seems like there'd be a lot of music at that time. He's like, can you believe they don't pro-rate this? That's never happened in the history of concerts. What are you talking about? There are festivals. The I suppose to play in Hootianani next month where it's a three-day festival. You can purchase one day. You can purchase the weekend.

That exists. But they don't like shave the admission charge based on when you show up. So like if I want to get a ticket to Hoot and Annie and I want to get one that doesn't include the isotopes, they're not going to give me a deal? Well, you can go on Friday. and Sunday. Totally avoid the ex-tops. Completely.

All I can think of is when you go to a local gig and you know the door guy and how many bands are left, he's like, well, give me five bucks. Come on in.

Yeah. That's the only fucking time. Dude. I'll never forget, I think it was our friend Grindr who came to one of my shows years ago at the bugger and bragged to me

about how he got it for free. I was like, well, you know, that's how we get paid. Cool, man. Awesome. I got you know the guy

at the door. Sweet. What a weird thing. And I stole this beer, dude. What a weird thing to brag about. Like, you play gigs here. You know that the doorbody goes to the bats. Anyway, so this is a poor guy hack that we learn about.

Is that fucking steep? Or is that way it is now? Do they do their own ticketing? Or are you able to get those on like Stubhub or a? I don't even know. I believe even the secondaries were up there from what I read online. Because what I usually do for show. like if I don't care about the opening ban that much,

I'll wait in the parking lot until an opening band goes on, go to like Stubhub or one of the other secondary markets, and it'll get like a $5 or $10 ticket. Have you ever heard of that? No. I mean, you risk not being able to get into the show, but you can get a discount.

I'm thinking about going to hockey games where I only watch the third period. I'll just sit outside and tell him like, who's desperate to sell tickets? My buddy lives in Philly does that for Phillies games all the time. Really? Yeah. For baseball.

Yeah, because there's only seats available. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. That's crazy. At a concert, you sit in the park you lot and just watch Stubhub until people get desperate and lower the ticket prices. I guess that's true. At a certain point, are you even paying attention to you a reseller? Like, maybe if I make it five bucks they'll buy it, then who cares?

Right. That's the same as zero. Yeah. Anyway, that's a fun hack. I didn't know about that. But it turns out, tickets are just too expensive to the. these concerts and no one can afford it. And I only wanted to go because I really wanted to see offspring.

And offspring did a tribute to Ozzy. Sounds terrible. Yeah, for what I saw, it looked amazing. So I really would have liked to have seen that. But I refuse to pay that kind of money to see other than for that one band base, I'd have to pay that. Refuse or can't? You can't.

You can't pay it or you can't pay it. And he already said he wanted to hang from seven to one. Right. That's a long assy tribut. Do it every album? Holy shit. Then for that one band, Bayscott had to pay that.

Basically, I was paying $150 at that point to go hang out and see offspring. And at this point in my life, I can't do that. No, concerts have become a luxury event. You know, at some point, like just the average person is, going to be able to afford tickets. How does that make sense? I understand Taylor Swift, and there's been examples, obviously, where the ticket prices are astronomical. But if the average person can't afford concert tickets, wouldn't that

be detrimental to people who are putting on concerts? Yes. Can you guys afford concert tickets? Yes. You guys have both gone to concerts? I've been going to pride. I don't want to, like, shame anyone. I've been going to concerts a lot.

I mean, I guess I wasn't in radio, though, so thank God for. that because not a good industry to be in. So at this event the Scorch went to, if you want to see the offspring, don't go to a festival if they're on. Go see them play their show. I want to go to this festival with 30 bands to see this one band. It's expensive. Yep. All right. So this event, you can camp out there and you can like purchase for the weekend and you just heard it's a hundred bucks for a ticket and Scorch explains how expensive it is if for a family of three to go and camp out for the weekend. But between the campground and the ticket, I mean, every year they have to see the price

going up for, let's just say two and maybe if they bring their kid, they're going to be spending $7,000 for a weekend. Shoot. I mean, that's, it could be less. Yeah, it could be less. We're talking about going to Italy? for a week. $7,000.

What? I don't think he understands numbers. No. Campgrounds sounds inexpensive. You know? It's not like, yeah, there's a luxury hotel that you check into to see these, this festival. It's campgrounds and a hundred hundred and a bunch for a ticket.

$7,000. That perk is ridiculous. If you end up spending $1,000, it's astounding. For a family of three. Which, what does that kid eat? It's insane. He's so stupid. I love this guy.

Yes, and that food society. All right, so, Scorch. Scorch has evidence. The scorch is a big weed guy, as you guys know. He loves the gongia, as he calls it.

Brings it up every fucking time. I love people saying gongia in 2026. So he is talking about weed all the time, and he goes, I have evidence that my dad was probably partaking himself, and this is pretty solid evidence. I remember when I realized once I got into smoking weed and party and drinking beer and one,

because I was never like a huge drinker, as you know, never been a huge drinker. I don't do, because I don't consider a weed or drug. I've never been a big drug guy. I like my weed. But I realized, wow, my dad, I don't think it was my mom. My dad must have been a smoker at one point. This was after he was already out of the house. I saw in a closet in their old bedroom.

he had a crate of albums Rolling Stones Jimmy Hendricks the essential Jimmy Hendricks comedy albums like Moms Mabley I'm sorry you got to be stoned to listen to Mops Mabelie though

She's right I'm sorry if you like Jimmy Hendricks in the Rolling Stones because you smoke weed too bad my dad passed away I have a lot of questions for her because he had albums from a lot of these 60s bands

Yeah, that's that compelling evidence. What's what he's talking about? He had Jimmy Hendricks's greatest hints. Well, then he was obviously high as a kind. I thought he was going to say things like, yeah, he used to tell me I had great ideas. That would be evidence. Scorch is like, he's lived his life in a way that is so different from everyone else I've ever met. He hasn't experienced things.

and he's surprised by everything that happens. I remember the first time my mom said, fuck, and it freaked me out. I remember the first time I actually heard a girl used the word pussy, you know, and that freaked me up because I'm kind of like, you know me, Bob, I'm kind of like bashful shy, you know, and deep down inside, I'm bashful shy,

and that was just kind of weird to me, what the fuck did I just chop out, doesn't make a difference. Do you guys remember the first time? we heard a girl say pussy. I don't remember my first time I saw Amy Schumer either, but... It was Mom's Mabelie. Yeah, I did. Okay, there you go.

That's such a weird thing to remember. My mom swore, and I heard a girl say pussy. Okay. Yeah, this might just be brain damage, guys. I think he's lived a shelter life. I think he's a weird dude. But he's writing a book. This I'm excited about.

And he's talking about, like, this is what's going to get him out of poverty. He's going to sell this book, and I am a buyer of this book. But when a girl uses... is the C word, then you really know she's mad. You know, I actually have that in my book. I have my new upcoming book that's going to be ready.

I'm hoping it's going to be, it's called, I came this close. I'm about 170-something pages in. That's not including the picture section. It's going to be at the end. It's 170 pages. Most of them are pictures.

And there's also puzzles. A lot of its coloring Dude It's literally like 20 pages Are we guess where the dive bar is It's like, where's Waldo? I already love this book It's called I came this close

To what? Going to a concert To seeing the offspring Wow I came this close Scores thinks he was almost a huge celebrity That's hilarious I can't wait to read them

What fascinating times. Well, B.O.B. over here, he's not as naive as Scorch. He's hanging out with the older kids. So many years ago. I was so naive at the time, Bob, don't you know? Of course. I never was. I mean, I hung out with all older kids.

So I heard everything, saw more. And I was in the know on a lot of things younger than I should. Ever played doctor with any. buddy on you with the power of course. His scorch a virgin. He has to be, right? He's a 60-something-year-old man who asks him if he's ever played doctor.

Can I smell your finger? Dirk Paul hitting on a woman. Do you remember when he was hitting on Megan? Yeah. And he was like, how do you know when the girl's ready for sex? She's like, how don't you know? He's like, no, I'm asking.

Seriously, I haven't done it. Are you ready? Anyway, that's a fucking crazy question. Did you ever play Doctor? And Scorch is going to tell us a tale of what he played Doctor. Had a girl named Claire. She was an English girl. They just moved to the corner of G Street in Hall, Massachusetts.

Claire, if you're watching right now, this never really happened. I'm only joking. But yeah, we got popped. We got Pop playing Doctor in her shed that she had outside of her house. Crazy thing. It was 27 when this happened. It wasn't exactly the play doctor. He showed her his dick and she sewed up her vagina.

What kind of story was that? Yeah, it was in a shed. We got popped. The shed that she had outside her house. Not the shed in her bedroom. That'd be too obvious. I tried to see if I could stay in that shed once. Yeah.

All right. B-O-B over here. I don't know why we don't succumb. Bob, I guess it's cooler to call him B-O-B. He is from Syracuse. He was at 95-X in Syracuse. And he talks about a venue there where he saw a band. And he gets very defensive, as people in Syracuse are ought to do.

But I saw them in 97 in Syracuse, the Losarison, which is a legendary club. Legend-de-a. It really is. It was in all sorts of magazines back in the 80s. Oh, no, no. I'm not joke with it. I'm not just fuck with you. lost horizons for any number of reasons.

I like that people in seconds are like, no, no, seriously. Like people know about this place. We had something good ones. Dinosaur barbecue started in our city, I swear to God. Okay, all right. We know, we know. We're trying to get out ever since. And it has successfully gotten out.

So they're talking about L7 because the base player in L7 just died of brain cancer, which is always good. You know, you want to get people excited about your show. You want to talk about deaths of young ladies. who died of brain cancer. So they play at L7's song, and then they come back from the song and Scorch, who's a Radio Pro,

resets. Jennifer Finch passed away from L7 the other day, so very sad. Scorch's Piffig Tiv. I've got B-O-B from 95X in Syracuse, New York. What's happening, man? How's just summer going so far? Things going okay.

It's not a live show. He posts these after they record it. He doesn't have to. to tell us, 15 minutes in. Anyway, this is Scorch. You're listening to me with B-O-B from 95X. These two radio guys probably love doing that. They probably both did it.

Yep. They cannot help themselves. This is a wild question from Scorge. But, you know, if I were to pick, and I hate to say this, you guys, don't be pissing at me for saying this. And Bob, I'm going to give you the first choice, and it's my... Don't get you tops at me for asking this. Don't be pissing it? Hold on a second. Where's my bottle of water?

I'm going to fucking get ready for this. And Bob, I'm going to give you the first choice, and it's my thing. So don't get Bob. Don't get mad at Bob for his answer. What musician do you think is going to be the next musician to go? Oh, man. I hate doing these type of things. Because I've got a pretty good idea.

And I'm wondering if we agree. And if not, I wonder if we will agree with each other's choice. Who do you think? Oh, you want me to go first on this? You want me to go first? I'll go first. Yeah, I'd like you to go first. Because I may agree to it right off.

Is Britney Spears a musician? I plan on murdering Paul McCartney. Right off the get-go, I may agree with it. I think, no offense, but from what I've seen of him lately and heard about him lately, I think Phil Collins is going to be the next to go. Why does he couch that with so much? be mad, no offense. Like, yeah, it's a reasonable assumption.

Phil Collins is probably not long from this world at this point. Well, he thinks everything he's saying is edgy. Right. Ganja. Guys, I can't get all the hate mail. All right. It's too much. No one's paying attention to de Scorch.

Don't worry about it. You're fine. So he asks his co-host a question that's so convoluted and confusing. The co-host has no idea what he's asking. So if you had to think back to all the K-rockathons that you attend to, what one performance would you think this really stands out in your head as probably holy fuck

these people were into that let's see if we match up on this like you can't believe like they weren't a good band they could be a good band that might not have been a good band but I'm just saying what set what band set the parameters here man

What band really blew you away And what band really blew the people away the most? Because I've got one in mine And I think once again, I bet you'll agree with this too. If you're just joining us, I just asked an impossible question. Yeah, which band was like, holy fuck? Uh, what? Why don't you just say what you fucking liked and hope it sparks a conversation score?

I know, everything has to be like, all right, you tell me the thing and I'll see if it's the same thing I'm thinking of. It's like, tell me what you're thinking of. It's like, something you're thinking of. Oh, I should mention BOP's answer to which music is going to die next. He goes, probably something we're not expecting. And then never elaborate. Good prediction.

Someone very healthy. See you later, Harry Styles. All right. So Scorch answers his own question about the band at the K rockathons that made him go, holy fuck. I'm going to tell you, I get goosebumps. I have goosebumps now truly just thinking. about him talking about this when

look at I do I'm like popping out goosebumps you can't pay for heat when Brown pool came out for the encore okay and Dave Williams says let the bodies hit the

look at I'm freaking out that crowd went fucking nuts he is a child I know remember when drowning Pool played the only song people know it by them?

People were excited about it. I would imagine so. They sat through to turn Drutting Pool concert. Like, are they going to play the fucking song I know or what? Yay. And there was much rejoicing. Anyway, so I gave him goosebumps. Now you understand why that question was so convoluted.

I thought he was going to ask him for 500 bucks. He probably needs it more than Chad does. Oh, yeah. I would imagine. I have a quick update on one Suttering John Melendez. We discovered, if you're watching Devilverse Live this week, it was on Blind Mike's channel, but you can also listen to the audio version wherever you listen to podcast, Double Verse Live. I mentioned down there that it was discovered by dabbling Dufus or someone else that John has taken out a $30,000 helock,

a home equity line of credit, and he has 25 years to pay it back. Oh. I don't know who's a banker is. He thought this was a good idea, but kiss that money goodbye. Did they do this site unseen? Well, I shouldn't say that. You're putting up your house is collateral. Oh, yeah.

Home equity line of credit. So John is now going to lose his house because he's not going to pay it back. It's so crazy. Anyway, $30,000. And people were speculating, oh, is this because Shulie's suing him and he needs to afford an attorney? And he can't afford an attorney? Or is it because he ran out of a business? beer money and he can't afford red barren pizzas from 7-11 anymore.

A lot of questions, you know? Well, thank God for Vegas beer sales, Jerry, because he has cleared all of this up for us in a manner that only Vegas beer sales Jerry could do it. On Twitter, he wrote, he's getting a swimming pool. And Rob says, so he took a loan out to pay for a pool he can't afford? And it's definitely not the fact that he has to pay for an attorney for the first time in his life. And Vegas beer sales Jerry says,

attorney has already been paid that happened well before this helock suddenly John had something up his sleeve, wait for it. Now here's my question Roaches. Here's my question to Vegas beer sales, Jerry. Does he think everyone's retarded? Does he think everyone's as stupid as John is

or as he is? Because there's two scenarios here. One is that John told Jerry that and Jerry believed him. Yep. The other one is that John's like, hey, can you cover for me? Just say like it's for a pool

because that's like a cooler thing to do. They're like paying for an attorney or beer. You know, nobody believed him when he said he got a boat. That's true. It turned out he bought 11 for way too much money and then never paid for it. You should never go underwater in a boat, John. It's a good rule. Literally and figuratively.

So the $30,000 pool now, there's a lot of funny things going out of Dan Wars Anatibus. A lot of funny AI art and stuff that's going on to you send me one in my email where he's got like the above-godd pool in the front yard. Because what's $30,000? Okay, this is why this is so insane. It's like two Chad specials. I happen to know a little bit about Cape Coral. This is why this is so dumb. The vast majority of houses there have a pool.

Where they build houses, they build a pool. Because people want a pool there. It's very hot in the summertime. Chad bought a house with no pool. And now he's going to take out a loan to build one? Why? Why would you do that? It doesn't make any fucking sense.

So anyway, that's funny. I thought I would bring that up. Vinny, do you want to watch a? Artie Fletcher. More than my next breath. You familiar with this guy? I am. Oh, you know what I think?

I have a phenomenal stinger for Artie Fletcher, don't I? I think we're more like Monty Python's flying circus. We do bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces. That's a good one. I'm excited that you hear, Biddy. Because you know Artie Fletcher personally. you've known him for a long time. He worked for him.

I've been in the room. Well, he's performed live many a time. Okay. You've seen him perform live. I have a lot of questions about things like, what the fuck's he talking about? And what was that? And what's he talking about? A lot of questions.

Oh, yeah. I have been in the room. I do know the man. I won't be able to answer those. I know. I know, but I'm going to ask you anyway. We're picking up for where we left off. Of course, we're watching his stand-up special that was sent to us by Backdoor Benji in the mail.

He claims he's got other D. DVDs from Ritey Pledge is going to send us. That's phenomenal. We're excited about that. This is a big special from 2012 in Daytona Beach. You know, did I watch these disclaimers on television? You ever see there's new pill invented, but there's disclaimer. Okay, so Viagra's Diagra-A-Alice.

Do you know the disclaimer? Do you have an erection for more than 48 hours for your doctor? Yeah, that's not for that. It's more than four hours, not 48. Do you say 48 hours? I heard 48. Yeah, he said 48 hours. Anyway, whatever.

This is the most hack joke. The premise is already hack, but then he actually goes with the hack joke here. This is completely stolen. If I were direction, 48 hours, he's the last motherfucker. I will call everybody I know. You, too, is your sister-mone?

I don't care if she's too 80. I'm fucking, I'll be doing it. Ronnie King. You've got to see this fucking thing. Like Rodney King? He's going to beat the 280-pound sister with his boner because it lasts so long. So Artie Fletcher in this joke, and I'm going to spoil it for you guys, thinks that boner pills give you a bigger boner. Because every joke is not having a bigger boner than you would normally have, which, if that's what Viagra did, sign me up.

That sounds cool. But no, it just gives you a boner and that can last a long time. Anyway, do you think this is sweetened? Yes, I've been in that room. I know exactly where this is. Now it's on the back of it. I headlined this room. And bonkers?

No, that ended up. So, oh, okay. I see that that's bonkers. That was a bonkers comedy club that became a joke factory comedy club. And already went in and did his thing. Took it over, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, this is so sweetened.

The laughter is ridiculous. I think that aren't funny at all. And I think it was Adam Bush who was pointing out, whoever did the audio engineering on this did a great job because it does sound kind of natural, but there's times when someone just loses their mind and a couple of people start laughing at just a setup. Yeah, in the wrong place.

Yeah. And I think these are some examples. This shit is a Louisville Slugger man. He goes, this shit is a Louisville Slugger man talking about this bonnery guy from Viagra. And so I went, wow! Oh, he's a bad boy. Watch out.

There he goes. These New Yorkers who actually are from New Jersey are crazy. That's a pretty small room. So, like, I'm trying to picture it in my mind, like, if that could possibly be real. There's no way that audio, even if you miced it. Yeah. Right. There's no way.

Oh, wow. Listen to that swell of laughter and applause after the joke. This shit is a little bit. What are people just getting it? Oh, like a baseball bat! He's talking about a baseball bat, honey. Another comic walked in the room. Hey!

Yeah, right. So with an arrow through his head. An applause break off of this Louisville slugger, I can't imagine. I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. on my house for a newner from Kentucky and I took a fucking Viagra 100. A fucking, I put

a fucking deer down. The girl goes, I can't come, I won't be there until later. Don't they? I'm 100 fucking millie. I'm packing some heat. Again, does anyone know how many

grams, milligrams Viagra is, like when it comes in the denominations of it? I got 100 milligram Viagra. Is that a lot? Is that normal? And does it make your boulder bigger and stronger? Like, no of that matters.

You know what I mean? And I was like, I'm packing heat. It's my giant boder from this. So, Viagra. You know, part of me is starting to think that what he's doing is very localized humor in terms of this is happening down in Florida in Panama City in a place. So there's a bunch of old people. Well, Statenka, Beach.

Yeah. The other side of the. Oh, yeah, you're right. On the beach, I'm sorry. But I will tell you this, really? Yeah. Viagra does not give you a bigger boner in Florida. No, no.

What I've said is why they would know. It doesn't work differently in Florida than it does in New York. A bunch of old guys would know the dosage of Viagra. Oh, okay. All right. That's a good point. That actually is a good point. But the fake crowd sounds young.

That's a good point as well. I go to the bank. My line is slating goes, my wallet's in my back pocket. That's a weird joke. It's hack, but the reason why it's weird is he goes, I go into a bank and you think he'd be like sticking up the bank tower. That's how guns in a bank work.

Instead of the woman in front of the line who's like, take my wallet. Like, we could have just gone to a fast food restaurant then when I was in a bank. Why does this broad have her wallet or back pocket? Yeah, right. Who's this bitch? Is there a chain?

Some butch lesbian. Do you understand what I'm saying? Like, it's very confusing. Well, I just know what he's doing. it's it's the path of least resistance sure oh where would I get money a bank so he just says it's lazy it's just what am I a hack yes it's just very lazy okay it is very lazy wow holy shit you can't believe the fucking house I'm swimming in the pool beginning, oh, that guy's got a telescope. Pelloscope.

You met periscope. Thank you. I was trying to figure what the fuck he's talking about. He sucks. I was swimming in the pool. He's like, hey, that guy's got a telescope. What guy? For 48 hours he had this motor.

I also thought about that. He said four to eight. Do you say 4 to 8? 4 to 8. Okay. That's not what the disclaimer is. It's for more than 4 hours. Whatever.

It doesn't matter. It gives a shit. Shut up. And it hurts. Shut up, Benny. Fucked up. But, you know, just sit with that, though, after you do it, you know, after you've just pounded it for an hour.

But you're young, believe it. I eat your box. Your head okay, then. Okay. So, he was talking about this nooner that he had. The woman came late. Suddenly he stuck up that woman at the bank went swimming. Anyway, he still had the boner.

A woman goes over. He's pounding her for an hour, according to this joke. Did you just throw up in your mouth? A little bit. And then there's a woman in the front row. He's been hitting on the whole show so far. Because if I went down on you, I would, what do you say? Your head would cave in.

Probably because you would jump out of a window at first. Is the joke that he's sucking so hard of their vagina? What's the joke? I don't know. Okay, okay. We back that up because now I feel stupid. Because we're going to be like, is that what you got out of that? Like, I don't know.

Sucking on her vagina. I'm trying to make sense of it. So he's sucking her brains out through her vagina? Listen again. You know, you know, after you do it, you know, after you've just pounded it for an hour, I don't believe it. I need your box.

Your head will cave in. I eat your box, your head will cave in. Really? I don't know what the fuck he means. He says stupid shit. You know what I hate about this? What I hate is the fucking delighting and that perverted look that he gives women in the audience. He looks him right in the fucking eyes and says shit like that.

And it's very creepy. So, I mean, I think he's just saying what he thinks is going to sound good. And he legitimately thinks that this is working for him. And it's really, that is a special. It's a TVD. Very crudgy. He literally put this out. Ask the waitress to see her.

Just saying, so you're your young girl, so you never had a guy to do it the right one. A bleed. Believe it. I didn't understand all of that. He goes, you're a young girl. You've never had a guy do it the right way.

Then you say, believe me, I took night classes for this? Is that we just said? Yeah. Can I sign up for a class? Is that a class? I mean, I assume you practice, right? That's what the class is.

Yeah. To bring my own vagina. Bring your own pussy. How does this class work? Jed, come on. We're going to be late for class. Oh, no. There's already one there.

Never mind, Jen. You can say, um. I'm just going to use the class one. Yeah. Yeah. Is it a dummy? Oh, she's not smart. I get done with you.

You'll put yourself on a little card. I get done with you. herself on a milk cart because you'll go missing but her I thought her head was gonna cave in yeah he does this thing where he makes connections to shit yeah that sounds like it makes sense sounds like a joke and he says it in the cadence

that sounds like he's telling a joke he has the same disease that Tom Myers has yes I was thinking the same thing yes how are they don't I don't give a fuck you are a girl's got to take a box now Again, it doesn't mean anything. If you were a girl scout, I'd take a box now.

Yeah, you're fat. You want to some cookies? No, he's trying to have a vagina. He's like, if you were a girl scout, I take your pussy now. Which is even creepier because he mentioned Girl Scouts. Well, it's going to get worse. They piss me off to girls'outs. Fucking $3.50 a box.

And now you make them smaller. Big God, you're back here. You know, right? was a scorch who could afford $3,000 money cents for cookies that's crazy are you gonna pro rate the box of cookies

last year I'm on a fixed income big on you back there you know right fucking thing is six in six in there you sell cookies you're in D.C. Where do they go now, Vegas? Seriously fucking 350 box that little bitch

ready to give me a lot dance Vinny? Did you see that one coming? Unfortunately, yeah. Okay. I think I've heard him do that joking before. A lap dance for an 8-year-old. Yeah, yeah.

Fun. He is New York City's bad boy, everybody. Should we get him on the creep off? He would be going to have the creep off. I'd rather not. Joe, where's my drink? People all in the world will see this DVD because they'll be out by the fall. Well, they are now.

People over the world seeing it now. Oh, Carl, I was reading the back of this while this was going on. Yeah. He's got credits out here for his website designer. I know. There's phone numbers on there. Publicist is spelled wrong? Publicistists.

Yeah, it's all S's instead of... Anyway, it's not great. He might want a proofreader and not put people's phone numbers on it. Financed by... There's a person's name. Someone just paid for this happen. If you need your house painted, what? And we got to always mention my BFF, he's the beverage manager here.

This is Carol. Wait for the camera here. Karen, Carra. Carrable. Carrable by her and she got married. But we're very proud of our general manager here. He graduated in Eastern Kentucky University, which is huge. They lost every football game for the last.

30 years because you're loud, the 48 players, they have six. So the quarterback got to throw the ball and then catch it. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. And, uh, but, uh, do you know how actually, how actually quiet that room really was without that sweetened audio for that? Oh, dude.

I've sat there and watched this guy go on tangents like that where he just starts talking about the staff. Yeah. And trying to make jokes. He does this. This is like a regular part of what he does. he'll point out a waitress he'll point out the bartender he'll try to make jokes that go nowhere everyone in the room stares at him and it is so wild to hear that with laughter i just want you to

know the curb has to throw it to himself can you imagine no wide receivers not even a tight head does he regularly have to sit down and take break because i hope he sits on that drink good question is a great place and people all the country, I'll tell you the fuck would come here. You got experienced Daytona International Airport. That's when you know you've made it. Have you seen this

fucking international? Really? What the fuck is international by your airport? The Mexican baggage? That's the smallest fucking airport I've never seen. Thank you. If I wasn't banging that girl

I'm talking. I said banging. My grandchild children will be saying this. Okay. If somebody could re-edit this without the audio, without the laughter. Yeah, that'd be funny. Because that's what's really happening here. Oh, we can get AI to do that.

That'd be pretty easy, I think. That's what's really happening here. I'm telling you, I have lived this. Yeah. There's no one laughing. The room is quiet. He's struggling. This is not something that goes into a special.

No. This is someone who's flailing because he doesn't know where he's going to go next. All right. He just said, if I wasn't banging this here from Kentucky over here, and he goes, I said, banging my grandchildren might watch this. Yeah, their names are on the back of the DVD. It's dedicated to them. Yeah, well, that's what I'm confused by is like, banging means fucking.

Yeah, right. What was the difference? I said, I said banging, not assaying. Right? Like, well, and then I drew a lot of attention to it. I was hoping there was consent involved. Jesus. First of all, we'll get back to Adam there.

Let's do a toast real quick to our troops to that kid and say. And I ran. He was like Bert Kreiser. Guys, that's how dead the room was, okay? That's how dead this fucking room was that he thought the only way he was to get people back is just fucking a shot for the troops. That's how dead the room was.

Yeah, that's his skull. Yeah. Let's get it for the troops. everybody. Who's not? I guess I got to fucking clap for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, troops, cool. They're the heroes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. It's brutal.

Wow, remember. Oh. Oh. I'll do that when I come to. That's my final answer. So this was at a time when who wants to be a millionaire was popular, maybe? That's my final answer to that comes right? Actually, I would say probably a lot later than that because this is 2012.

Yeah. So we just said that, meant nothing? Correct. That's going to get a laugh? Yeah. You are the weakest link. Get off the fucking stage. Well, then they have a tower. And you're doing up on the roof of midnight.

Spoke in a joint I don't know what to be not here is there, Artie Well, that gets an applause break They didn't even have an X-ray machine They had two light breaks Yeah, I know what you're trying to do, Joe It's not going to happen They brought two large cocktails to him

While he's performing Oh, he's going to need those He goes, I know what you're trying to do It's not going to happen So the owner is trying to get them wasted to embarrass it more? Probably. Yeah, that's fun. Fucking Dayton, I love it.

NASCAR, really? What is that a Chim Fortee joke? NASCAR, really? What are we seven? NASCAR. Listen to me, lovely. Are you going to fucking sit there? From 500 laps going.

What do you watch the last few laps like we all do? That was a good race. You went to the fucking Pocono thing. Oh, I'm going to do. So? Wow. Huh? Go to get a bisectomy.

That's more fun. One-on-one. I like when a girl goes, you're going to get a bisectomy? I go, why? 56. I don't think anything's coming out. I like when a girl goes, you're going to get a vasectomy.

A vi-sectomy. And I go, why? Then why do you like that? Pillow talk. Let me just tell you my little blow bubbles with it, okay? Unless he's played a mental hospital. Yeah. These laughs are so fake.

It doesn't make any sense. None of this makes any sense. He's losing it. He's losing this thread. I mean, get the fuck out of the ear. I know I was going to do it actually So I'm punching myself in the nuts Tell him my best friend

You're pointing. Jim Kemp in the nuts. He had to do the name drop of Jim Fortin. Tell him my best friend, Jim Forrentine. Oh, someone linked me. I thought about doing it on the show, but I don't know if I will. Jim on his podcast like 11 years ago

interviewed Artie Fletcher. Yeah, I think he did it while he was in Rochester at the hotel. He was in Rochester, yeah. I remember that. Okay. I don't know. I don't know what to be good, though,

because Jim Forty's such a sweetheart. He's like propping him up. I started to listen to the beginning of it. He's just like, ah, I love Artie. He's such a scumbag. No, he really did. He was trying to, like, help Artie out. It's not enough if it's worth it.

It was a very kind thing to do. Listen to that asshole, though. My best friend Jim Forentied. It feels like, I woke up two days later. Because he kept kicking me in a nuts. So how are you doing, honey? Is that your husband and boyfriend? How many years?

47. You go, uh. You guys still have sex? With each other? There it is. There it is. Are you fucking? Yep.

There's the hack line. You should fuck till they call me. I got to see how this works out. When you guys fuck, you guys have a cell phone? We'll call me on a C.B. Break the breakers, Bitcoin.

When you guys fuck down, when you guys fuck down, when you guys fuck down? Do you grandchildren sit there going? Why would the grandchildren be there? Because he's doing a very visual crowdwork. Like air traffic controllers? I'm guessing these are very heavy set people.

So maybe he's making fat jokes at their expense. Is that what it is? But you can't tell because you can't see the audience because... Well, they've been married for 47 years and these people who have been married that long aren't overweight because they'd be dead. Right. That's a good point. I think he's... I think the joke is,

They're old. They don't know how to fuck, but I feel like they'd have more experience of the grandkids' foot. They might not have to fuck front of the grandkids, but I don't know. Whatever. Bang.

I'm only kidding. No much in 47. Weird. Life is good. You know, life is good. I mean, um, what a transition.

You guys really can't see her. But Nicole's a very good friend of mine for me. many years and I never couldn't do when she dated but if I was gay her husband would be my lover that is the nicest guy I've ever met

and you've come on her way to fuck down because that bitch you say last call she put somebody out Nicole honey we own the boy you got to stop getting our employees

don't say fucking not really you're psycho that's always I mean, rib someone who's in the audience about things you know about them that no one else does. Well, that's what you do when you have a small audience in no material. Yeah. And half the people in there, you know. Bro, because I'm filming a special.

You please come. This is worse than, like, Chad doing local Walmart jokes at his special. I agree. You know, here's what I like when people go, and, you know, if anybody other than my kids have seen my career really, like, start from now, it would be you. I mean, you saw it. Remember what I auditioned for Roseanne? Oh, my God. Yeah, I was supposed to have Roseanne.

You know, fucking Tom Arnold fucked at first. Or I wouldn't be here. I wrote that. I wrote that, he said. This is the observation I believe Adam Bush had, where it sounds like he's doing someone else's material because he'd be like that one was funny. He would say shit like that after jokes.

And then he'd, when he goes, I wrote that. You wrote that you could have fucked Roseanne and been on the show like Tom Arnold was? Good stuff. Very creative. Well, I mean, this is once again the lie bragging that he does. And now he's just trying to work it into material to big time the audience for some reason. Oh, Viti, he's just getting warmed up.

Yeah, I believe that. Let's get into the TV credits already. Oh, good. I'm sure they'll kill. And then, yeah, but, I'm just. You get lucky. I remember doing my first TV show, which is NYPD Blue. It was funny.

I audition to be detective, which I did get that one. They hired me to be a heroin addict. I like the humility, he has. You get lucky, you know, you get on NYPD Blue, my first TV show that I was on. I don't even believe that. Who fucking casts a fat so like he was a heroin addict? Makes zero sense. It's a stretchy.

Mr. Fletcher, I'm a d'Evel hanging on your arm. Let's go. Kind of Lainey, who's gorgeous, right? You never forget this. I'm in L.A., and I hit it L.A. I'm in L.A. And she puts running across the room and sees she starts choking me.

Which, you know, she's pretty hot. But her boo was on my elbow, and I'm pretty immature. So I felt we had a moment. because I was driving her leg and she said that's not on the script. I go, well, let's rewrite it. This is rubbing my elbow. In 30 takes later, we got it down.

We're friends. Fugged in friends. I'm going to bet that was someone else's story that he just completely stole. I would imagine. a pretty girl touched my elbow with her booby. Wow.

You don't say. Anyway, that's our friend Artie Fletcher. And, uh, Biddy, thank you so much for letting me steal that from you. Well, he definitely, uh, broke the rules here. He definitely did not leave me wanting more. So there's that. Um, I have a new locale.

Oh. Um, but I'm not going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to Kaylee. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fuck you. Uh, Duel Excel says the summer of Cheyne continues. It really does.

This is the summer of Chad. Retro Ryan D. Sounds like the audience from a late 80s comedy special. The audio levels are way too different. It does sound like evening at the improv or something. There's no way that's what was going on in the room. But good for Artie Fletcher.

I'm sure he's fooled all 14 people who bought his DVD. Guys, I have huge updates for us that we have to talk about right now. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey, and I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans.

I look great. I feel great. Everyone says they love that jingos. I want to play a little longer. Fine. Beans don't make me cry. Our buddy, Jerry Banfield, and I will be crying. Put out an episode.

Oh. I know. He put out an episode. episode today says I finally feel safe loving someone slowly. And when I love about Jerry, this is his vlog that he's doing now, which is fantastic. And he does a nice little recap for people who haven't been following WAP to know everything that's going on with this woman he met now 10 days ago who changed his entire world, swept him off his feet.

It's a whirlwind. It's a crazy love affair they've had. Let's get a recap. What I'm really interested in in the middle of right now, I just met a woman 10 days ago. That's totally changed my life. And I've been processing all that. Recent stories have looked at that. Had an amazing experience for the first time.

I felt like I got a clear answer praying to Jesus. And after a lifetime of feeling like that wasn't working, I had some struggles like integrating this amazing new woman into my life. just, you know, after a week of euphoria, I had fear. You know, first like, oh, you know, I finally found her. Yes. And then it's like a couple of days like, well, what if this doesn't work? What if it's all wrong?

What if I lose her? And my sponsor fired me. And this has just been a beautiful week in my life. I'm glad I've been documenting all of it. Me too. His AA sponsor fired him. Yes. That was on the latest episode of the ATP.

We covered that, which is hysterical. Wow. So that's a good recap. Thank you, Jared. I don't have to do it now. He called up an old cop buddy of his friend. He's had for 18 years. And he pours his heart out to his cop buddy.

Because he needs a friend. He needs to know what to do about this woman that he's in love with. He's borderline stalking at this point. And he met his wife. And they're both very devout Christians and went through like what I think of is like a Christian dating process. like not just jumping into bed like a lot of, you know, people do today, but they really took time to be friends, get to know each other and took it really slow.

And I'm, yesterday, I realized I need to call him. Because out of everybody I know, you know, he has some of the best experience related to the exact situation I'm in. And I realized some of the reasons I was struggling over the last few days. And I'm grateful for all of you who reached out, you know, saw me like crying in my videos. You know, that's some serious character building. that I've been doing.

Like, that's, you know, that's the equivalent of like going to the gym and hitting the weight so hard that you just can't lift anymore. And that's what I've been. That's what I've been doing like spiritually, emotionally, mentally. I've been hitting life, you know, this has been so intense in a great way. But it's also, it's broke a lot of my old, you know, ideas down. I've just found myself changing, like, without having to make an effort to change, but just changing. lifting weights makes you stronger. Crying, I would argue, does just the opposite.

But it's a real turn on. It is. Girls love it. So he goes, people are reaching out to me. They're concerned about me. Rightfully so. He appreciates that. He's been going through a whole whirlwind right now, but he called up his buddy,

who is also a Christian and has a Christian wife. And if you didn't know, the chick that Jerry has a cross. on is uber religious. And so Jerry wants to show her that he's into it. Like the music I'm listening to is, you know, I've been mostly listening to like Christian, you know, like singing or the, I've listened to every single song she sent me.

The last one I listened to was called What a God live at Jogs. And I've been, you know, closer. What a God, what a God. I'm listening to all kinds of Christian music. I'm surprised that. how much I've enjoyed it because I never resonated with that music before. What a God,

live and bonkers. There is no God live in bonkers. Holy shit. So he's listening to Christian music now because he's like, just learned about the Bible 10 days ago, bought one, found out this Jesus guy died for our sins,

and now he's like, oh man, he's like, holy shit. I had no idea. I was agnostic. all this time. And he's listening to the Christian music. I love you, Jesus. All right, anyway, every time I see you up on that cross.

That's one of the underrated South Park episodes. All right. Hit that on the bingo board. It did make a sound like a reference. So Jerry decided to reach up to this girl again first thing in the morning. You know, I reached out to her. first thing in the morning saying, hey, you know, do you want to see me before your trip? And I started to feel anxiety again, like, oh, you know, maybe she should unlike me.

She's not going to want to see me. She's not that into me. All these thoughts just over and over again. And then just a feeling of like, I'm in danger. I'm in danger. This man is driving himself insane with this woman. Is he recapping this? I feel like, no, this is new.

This is brand new. He's still messaging her. So what happened was they had like three or four dates. Everything was going great, swimmingly. But then Jerry can't give his mouth shut. So he goes on the internet and records all these videos about how he is. And it comes out really strong. And it seems like he's crazy.

So when she says she's going on a trip, I mean she moved, right? She probably should. Anyway. So she then said, I need some space because she's feeling like this is overwhelming. And then he's like, all right, I'm going to, just like Jesus died on the cross, I'm going to sacrifice by giving you space. And then they made plans to get together again, and then she canceled those plans. And so Jerry was heartbroken and crying his eyes out, called his mom, his mom wouldn't answer the phone.

This fucking guy again, Jesus Christ. Anyway, all that stuff happened. And this morning, he texted her first thing in the morning and then immediately got anxiety. Oh, shit. She doesn't like me. She's not going to text me back. This sucks. So the friend gives some good advice.

I bet this friend's probably been watching these videos, too. I've been always old cap when he's watched these videos. And I called my friend. I'm like, I poured my heart out to him and told him everything for like 30 minutes straight. And he just listened and asked questions. And then he processed all of it. And he said, you know, this, that's, you know, it seems like you were having a similar experience I did when I met my wife.

And we took a long time months, just being friend. He's like with my, with my wife, we were just friends for like at least a month, maybe two months. there was no talk or even thought of dating. Hey, retard, take it slow. What are you doing? You're not marrying her tomorrow. Relax.

It's fine. Go a day without messaging her. It's okay. I'm just paraphrasing what the conversation might have gone like. This guy. I can't believe he needed a friend to tell him that. Really? You can't believe that?

Hey, Jer. Maybe don't fall in love with her on date too. That's all. That's all I'm going to say. You weirdo. So Jerry takes this guy's advice. You know what? We don't need to get married tomorrow.

We can take it easy. We can be cool. I can be cool. I can chill on this shit. They took things so slow and so patiently. And he's like, I was hesitant to even get in a relationship. And he's like, you are in a position. Like, it seems like you two are very much on the same page.

She definitely really likes you. And you just need to be comfortable, like that this, everything's working just fine. He's like everything you've described, everything is working great with her. You just need to understand that and understand like that it's going well.

Jerry only told his side of the story. And the friend's like, well, it sounds like she's madly in love with you too. That's what I'm saying. So maybe just count down because it's all going to work out and be great. She's obviously going to text you back any minute now. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised at the message at your phone right now. Oh, you're checking it? You're actively checking

it? It's probably not. I've been staring at it the whole time. All right. So it's going great. Jerry got reinsurance from his friend. Everything's going great. And it turns out he's doing everything right. He's like, he's like, I think you've done great with everything so far.

Just like calm down and slow down and relax. This is like his AI friends. They're just, you're doing everything right. Do more of that. You're great. You're doing awesome, Jerry. I think he needs that. He needs people to reassure him.

Could you imagine of chat GPT? He was like, hey, Jerry, maybe take it down a notch. Jerry, you were scurried the shit out of this woman. All right. This is a red flag because he is continuing to communicate with her. And she ended up, you know, having such a busy day. She didn't have time to even talk on the phone. And after talking to my friend, I just relaxed about it.

He's like, you should not hang out with her again before your trip. You need to let her miss you a little bit. You already spent a ton of time with her this week. She's clearly very into you. Like, relax. She didn't have time to talk on the phone. She's clearly very into you. She was very, very busy.

And I got to tell you, I'm a little hurt. She didn't thank me for the dead rabbit. I left her out of front step. And I don't know. That's my love language. She didn't acknowledge it or anything. I mean, she probably could have called you all as she was commuting somewhere, right?

Oh, no Bluetooth. Oh, okay. Makes sense. It's against her religion. She said there was solar flares. She's clearly very good, Jerry. It's fine. So here's some good news.

And it gives Jerry some hope, which I'm excited about. She did leave a voice memo or two on his phone before he went to bed. So happy when I went to bed. Like she sent such a sweet voice memo, you know, a couple minutes long. And I like re-recorded mine several times. I was like getting, you know, being the first one, I don't know. And then I ended up recording. I usually don't re-recorded.

voice memos, but finally the last one, I'm like, this came out great and I got to get to bed. My darling, Debbie, Debbie. I will pay $96 to hear the voice memos that you did not send her. Well, the first one was

just sobbing. Can we get married when you get back for your trip? I love you. You're by everything. Jerry, no, Jerry, no. Slow, slow down. Can we get engaged when you come back? Yeah, right. Yeah, we don't get married right away.

We just get engaged. It's fucking crazy. So guess what she said to him? This is very exciting. Oh, she, so I guess I didn't get to talk about this, but yesterday she texted me for the first time first in the morning. She sent me seven text messages before I had a chance to reply. Okay. You know, she shared Bible verses.

She shared songs she was listening to, and I cried and read the Bible verses. Oh, Jesus. So I think she's just trying to spread Christianity. Right? She's trying to convert this guy And it's easy She's just She's actually just trying to get him to go to a church group

It's not like a date Right She's sending Bible verses And Christian music Wow she must really be into you Jerry It's great This woman sucks by the way I hate her

Seriously I would be If someone ever sent me a Bible verse I'd let right back like ha ha Or like the silly laughing face Are you gonna tell Are you going to text me a Bible verse? I was writing something else.

Hey, I was in the car of a Christian not too long ago. How did that go? It was not great because they had Christian music out and they're very much in their stomp-clap era of Christian music. So it wasn't creed. It's bad. It's so bad. What did you lose?

Was it a consequence? It was a family member. I was a, yeah. Okay. It's not great. He married a woman from Alabama. It wasn't her. I know.

Thank God. It wasn't. Jerry gets these text messages with Bible verses and whatnot. Starts crying. I wanted the Bible verses I'm going to do with like letting go.

I want to know like what was the theme of these Bible verses. Finding a new religion. You can't take it with you. Get that behind to be Satan. Interesting. So the way that Jerry responds to this is almost Opie-esque.

I was surprised to hear this. So I sent her this hand. written note on one of her notes that she's doing for her project and you know she just that seemed like she really appreciated it based on her response and I felt so good I was like I am you know she's like I love how thoughtful you are. I'm like I have so many more thoughtful things to offer you. It's easy when I'm thinking about her all the time. It's easy to be thoughtful. Oh no, he's such a sip. Buddy, that's very thoughtful. You can't believe how thoughtful I'm going to be at the future if we continue the day.

This is a real pretty thoughtful. A handwritten note. It's reeks of effort, Jerry. It's too much. We can pick flowers out of a garden next?

I picked you some posies. Yuck. He's very proud of himself for being thoughtful. I love the man I am that I am being this thoughtful. Like this is, you know, you're with the right person when the way you're acting is a way that you're really proud of.

You're proud of this? Jerry, we're all laughing at you for the past 10 days. Oh, and it's pissing him off. It's embarrassing. Is he talked about that? He's threatening to take down his stuff. So we should download it.

I didn't see that clip. Did he bring us out specifically? No, just a spy report. Okay. Oh, shit, Chris. Interesting, okay. All right, well, let's heap some praise on Jerry. I feel like we need to change course a little bit.

I'm thinking that we're just meaty be genies over here. That's not our style. It's not what I do. So we shift gears here. This is great. I love this vlog because he shifts gears into work. And we all know that a week ago, maybe two weeks ago. Jerry had this epiphany.

And he went, I have this school thing that I was signing up for. It's kind of convoluted. You get like eight different things. And do people really need crypto information? I don't know. I know what my business is. Call me. 30 minute Zoom call, $96 bucks.

Jerry Banfield.com. Sign up. Pick a time. Call me. That's my business model. And he was very proud of it. He built a landing page. You rebuilt the website.

Every call to action was set up a calls, it because of a call. Well, it turns out that this actually is not the greatest business model possible. And I dove into my work yesterday thinking, I really want to get something going locally. And I've been praying for, you know, help and inspiration with my work more than ever. Because just grinding out endless content and having people schedule calls, you know, that that is, that's working good enough for now. But I know in the future, I don't. want all of my income coming just from calls. So he's realized yet again that his business model is broken.

Yeah. Yeah, no shit, Jerry. You think it's just going to be caught people on the phone all day every day? That's how you're going to become a millionaire? What you ought to do is take all those broken pieces and put them out together in one business, Jerry. Dude. This-

A mega business. Listen to this. He's yet again, figure out his new business model and what he's selling what the product is. and he's got it figured out this time. And I want more deep relationships with people in person. I want to do deeper work than talk with someone on Zoom. Now, I'm happy to talk with you all on Zoom. Right.

But I'm like, I want to do the deepest, most helpful work I can do. That's a terrible business model. As a guy who ran a business for a little while, Jerry, that's dumb. You want deeper relationships with your clients? It sounds like volunteer work. Yeah. Yeah, it's social work. Those people make a ton of money.

Right. Social work. Well, like you said, when people are calling this guy, all he does is trauma dump on them. So when he says he wants a deeper relationship, he wants these people to listen to him complain better. Yes. Actually, no. He has it all figured out. He is, you know, he's a YouTuber.

Very successful YouTuber. So he's got this going for him. So right now there's two basic things I see an offer that do that. First is YouTube coaching. I have as much expertise as you could want on YouTube for as a coach. I mean, I've been on YouTube 15 years. So yesterday I finally got my Google ads submitted. No.

For my YouTube coach landing page. Cherry, no. Stop advertising. No. This fucking guy wants to be a YouTube coach. I'm more qualified to be a YouTube coach. I actually make money on this fucking platform. And I am not qualified to be a YouTube coach.

No, which may be anything. Do you hear what I have to say about YouTube? This guy's making fucking nothing. He's getting videos with 14 views on it. He's got a lot of denial going on, but one major facet of that is how many times he's burned everything to the ground and restarted. Yep.

That is just his content now is... And he acts like that's a good thing. But that is... I've deleted more YouTube channels and you'll ever create. That, okay. You win, I guess. Isn't that equality in, like, geniuses where they start something and realize it's fucked up and just bail on it immediately and start something else?

It can be. it can be not the way Jerry's doing Of course not, but yes. So anyway, so that's one of the businesses he's come up with. So one of the products is you can let him YouTube coach you. Okay. But this is the other brand new product he's offering that he's very excited about. I had this idea that I want to help people share and preserve their life stories,

like a legacy project, personal history, that I would go to people who, you know, want to write a book and I'd help them do it. and now I see like I have all the tools. If you're if you're a person that has a story that you want your kids, your grandkids, your community and anybody in the world to know your story, I'm the person that can make that real for you however you want it. Like if you're if you can't even hardly touch a keyboard, all you need to do is talk to me.

No. He goes to be a ghost writer? Yeah. Is that what he's talking about? I'm not writing a book on divorce. This is crazy. So now he's saying if you want someone to write your legacy or your autobiography or whatever the fuck, he'll do it for you. I think what he's saying is he'll tell you what to do to do it.

This is a weird business for him. But he wants to work locally. So he's looking for people in the Tampa area or St. Pete's to reach out to and be like, hey, Jerry, you help me write my memoirs? because I can't touch a keyboard. And he told his friend about this, his old cop buddy. And my friend, I told him, and he's like, that's your best idea.

That's something that really... Dude, this company is definitely AI, right? This is not a real person. That's your best idea. Can we get the real police involved watching him? Something that really means a lot to people, and that's something people can afford to pay for, and they will pay a lot for it.

they will all right well Jerry's done it again he's built another landing page so I built out I used to chat GPT Pro dictated a long prompt then I put that into Claude

and I use Claude to crank out a landing page on Jerry Banfield.org which now is the Jerry Banfield.org slash life story and this is a long deep sales page you know turn your life story into something your family can keep

what's nice is it goes to the exact same call to action schedule, you know, goes to the same calendar that all my other stuff goes to. So it's one single calendar, but there's different reasons to go. Jesus. It's convoluted again. The whole reason why I went to, just call me. That's the only product I'm selling. 30 minute calls. It was trying to simplify things. There was too many things before. And now it's like, or I can have you write your memoirs, or we can do YouTube coaching or we, you know, you know, you can tell me about what's going on with your relationship. Hey, do you think that she's going to text me back?

So he's fucking lost it. This is what he thinks he's going to make from people who are looking to write their autobiography. And I think that is my best idea, too. Like, I want to work with more people locally. And I imagine there are people that would be happy to pay me $10,000, plus $1,000 to spend hours and hours with them, collect their entire life story, and turn it into something that preserves their legacy that can, they can share with family, friends, rather, you know, book, videos, whatever format. $20,000.

Is that what he just said? Yeah. And he's doing the thing where he's- All he needs is 10 customers, Carl. Right. But he's also doing that thing where he's telling us too much. Don't tell the girl you're obsessed with her on your YouTube channel. And don't tell your future customers.

customers, I might charge $10,000, I'm charged $20,000. I don't know. Well, we'll suckers pay for this bullshit. And I'm just using chat, GPT, so. Right. It's not going to be, it's not going to take any time for him to do it. It's going to make the, the AI write the book. Why would he say, I don't know, 10,000, 20,000?

I don't know. I probably charge a lot of these idiots. Now, I mentioned recently that Jerry called out his target audience was lonely people. Like, he literally said, I got it. He says the quiet part out all out all the time. And so now he has a new target audience. And the beautiful thing is, like, often the people who most would benefit from that can also afford to pay for it. Especially, like, down in Sarasota and here in St. Pete, Tampa.

So, rich suckers. He went from a looted people to rich suckers, which is going in the right direction. Yes. Targeting with money, smart. How much money can I get out of them? 20,000 bucks? Yeah, Jerry. The way you present yourself, I'm sure they'll be writing a check.

$22,000. I'm sure he really impresses on these calls, too. He can't possibly. And then he does the worst thing you can do, which you already alluded to. He gives away the secret sauce. This is how he's going to fulfill this order. You know, now I can just dump all the dictation and the AI and it can go through and put the whole book together. And that's $20,000, Jerry?

I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. What an idiot. Why would he say that? Idiot. He's so stupid. So he's going to go in this Ray DeVito grin. He's got out of his face right there. Yeah, he's missing something.

He's going to go to a person's house, record them, going, when I was in the war, or whatever the buck. And then he's going to, like, dump that, have it transcribed, and then have, hey, I write a book. that's a terrible idea this is one of the worst ideas you've ever had can you imagine this like some Vietnam veteran does this that just gets a bookback filled with emojis and shit

just a weak cry faces it's gonna be so fucking bad and the fact that every time he comes up with a new idea it's the best idea he's ever had he's such a child like that this is my best idea chat GP2 told me it was my best idea you, Quad did, my old cap buddy, I think it is.

I think it's terrible. I love that this breakthrough I've had in my work also, because, you know, right now, just taking calls like this in its present form, at least while the crypto market is down, is not very sustainable. However, you know, I see P blows up. I could have, you know, $300, $400 a day in calls all the sudden. unbelievable yeah maybe

the business model he was all proud of two weeks ago is not sustainable yeah like it takes your time it's not can't scale that sustainable or obtainable right right but if

but if this crypto bullshit that I have a bunch of goes up in value that I'm good to go sounds like you've learned nothing and I will say when we were tracking his relationship and his business. We've been a little concerned.

And, man, I know some of you were worried, but, like, this is how you have big breakthroughs in life. When you are willing to experience feelings honestly and really hurt and experience the fear and consciously choose suffering in favor of character building instead of hiding from it or numbing it or rationalizing it away or fighting or getting angry. I suffered honestly the last few days. Guys, you remember how? he like lost his mind over that girl ghosting him. That's why he's now a successful business person.

Wow. The way he rationalizes things is so bonkers. Like, I know you guys were worried about me. You probably thought I was on the wrong path. But it actually turned into me coming up with a business idea that won't work. So how about that? There's a landing page and everything. Do you need someone to help you write your memoirs?

No. No one does. That's crazy. That's a weird one. Wow. He's a treat. I know we're going along today. I wanted today to be short, but we have to get into a few Friday.

One of the things I really appreciate about the Opie radio show as it's going now. It usually starts with Opie singing the song and they give you a weather report. We documented this for a while. Now it is the cold open. And the cold open is a treat because he gets a seat behind the scenes. Those guys don't know that he hit go like. They're all just chatting away, shooting the shit, and giving Ron some guff. I'm giving gold.

You weren't given gold. Rod's like, can we go live? I'm giving good stuff. You weren't giving good stuff. You were trying to figure out why you're vertical and I'm horizontal. And me and Tony have been trying to tell you for months that all you have to do is tilt your phone and your setup. That's all you have to do. He goes, why am I so small?

And me and Tony are like, oh, my God, we've been trying to tell you this for months, for months. Is that that 13% guy down there in the corner? What's the percentage? 37%. The guy who's like, I'll make you. 17% funnier? Yeah, that is. Yeah, that's Eric Marino.

Yeah, he's hysterical. I like the way he's doing the Vogue thing during this. Dude, he fucking sucks. He is the focus of today's presentation of the OP Radio podcast. of the Opie Radio podcast. This guy has never said anything funny on the show and actually somehow makes it worse. I don't know how that's possible.

You have Tony P. Ron Berman, Greg Opie Hughes, and this guy's knowing it worse. It's hard to do. So Opie starts the intros and introduces Eric and we find out things have changed in their relationship. Welcome, everybody. This is the Opie Radio podcast with my

friend Ronnie Babes with my other friend Tony P and with my I'm going to call you a friend now Eric Marino I was going to say my new friend but you know what now screw it my friend Eric Burrito and it's FU Friday and and here we are and I want to start because I just spent the whole morning in the bathroom one two three four I'm up to five five dump arouse five dump arouse I can't What the fuck? Opie, what the fuck man?

Why do you make my job so easy? He had five dump a roos today's guys He's really shit up a storm It's cool to tell your friends of all about it So what's the F you? Well, it's funny you ask Taco Bell So Opie

Is not eating sugar anymore And his family went to get ice cream. So I hope he only had one choice. And then afterwards, me, the wife and the two kids were like, hey, let's go to, let's go get some ice cream. There's a great ice cream shop in the area. But of course, I'm off sugar. I'm 70 days in. And yesterday I finally said to myself, why am I doing this? My daughter comes out. Oh, she's got the cotton candy ice cream in an ice cream cone. Oh, my wife had some kind of butterma can't thing. My son had some kind of chocolate. but it was more than chocolate.

There was all the stuff in there. And then my daughter laughed and gave me a cup of sugar-free, fat-free, strawberry ice cream. And as she's handing it to me, she's laughing because she knows it's going to taste like dog shit. And she was right. His daughter's clowning him? Yes. Can we get her out of the show? Yes.

She sounds funny. Hey, dad, here's some strawberry dump baru. So is Opio woman? You can't resist ice cream? Yes. That's a weird thing. Like, so I had to get the sugar-free ice cream. Or you just not get a treat for yourself that evening.

Let the family have a treat. It's such a weird thing to say. I'm so bad. I just have some of that ice cream. So this sugar-free, fat-free ice cream that Opie had, a lot of chemicals. Not good for you. And I did not enjoy it. And for the first time, I was questioning my decision to get off sugar this summer.

And now this morning, I can't stay out of the bathroom. I think I ate a whole fucking thing of chemicals last night. So my effie goes to sugar-free, fat-free, strawberry ice cream. I can't imagine living a more boring wife than Greg Hughes is living. His effie the other day was his dog had to go out at 3 a.m. to poop. That's right. And then he couldn't fall back asleep. And now he had sugar-free ice cream and it made him do-do.

What fuck are we talking about, man? That's glad he convened this meeting for everyone to discuss these things. This is the assail who goes Joe Rogan sucks at podcasting. Hopi, what are you doing? And he had to get out in front of everyone else. He's like, I know you guys got Effie Fridays. I'm going to start. And he's got another Effie Friday before anyone else can get theirs out.

This is the other thing he's effuing about. All right. Well, and I have another FU. I'm on a roll. I'm on a roll. Yeah, you are. This FU, I'm going to, my neighbor, my neighbor has an FU to me. Oh, because now we've turned into the white trash house in the neighborhood because as you guys can see.

Hold on a second. This guy already dragged his mattress out to the curb. And now we've become the white trash house in the neighborhood in the Hamptons. That ship and sale. But, all right, let's find out why it is this time. Because as you guys can see, my, my cable is. back pitches. Look at this Wi-Fi and all its glory. That's good. I got to find some filters because now the Wi-Fi is better than it's ever been.

But the problem is they solved the issue. Talk about saying the quiet part out loud. Now you guys can see my face. That's not great. Whoops. High definition. We got to fix that. By running a cable from the street through my neighbor's beautiful garden all the way to my house, and that's how I'm getting great Wi-Fi today. That's how they fixed it by giving me an above-ground

wire that's dragging through my neighbor's beautiful garden, and it's plugged into my house. You're the trailer park on the beach. Good one, Ryan. I'm sorry. He had the internet through the cable

company. He's talked about that many times. Did they not have cable connected to his house? How was he getting it before? Why would we have to run another cable to the garden? I'm sure he's not making that up. I just never heard of such a thing.

I don't understand. At my house. Yeah. There was an issue with the Wi-Fi in the cable for a very long time. We couldn't figure out what it was. They came and they checked the wiring in the house. But it turned out it was the cable coming from the pole to the house. Right.

So they replaced that cable. So they replaced that one cable. Right. So it wouldn't change where the cable was. I don't know why it would be dragging across the ground through someone. the neighbor's garden. I got fiber in this house. Had five dumparoos.

Not that kind of fiber. Talking about high-speed internet fiber, baby. And the way they did it is they ran the line along with the other lines that go to my house. Right. It wasn't like through my neighbor's house, like through their living room or anything like that. Excuse us. Sorry. Why would they have to do that?

I'm sure it's true. I don't know that Obi would make that up. It goes right through my neighbor's kitchen. Yeah, I keep their windows open. It's fucking weird. Okay. Anyway, let's talk about Eric Marino.

He's got a joke. He's a comedy writer. He works on Ellen DeGeneres' sitcom, as we'll hear about again in this episode. Well, here's credits. And you can tell he's a comedy writer with jokes like this. So with that, here we are on a Friday. All right, who's got an FU?

Let's get into this. I've got a question. Are you sure the flavor wasn't the diarrhea lettuce. Is that the green word? Oh, thank you, Eric Marino. All right. So we got to go F you to lettuce. I mean, this is old news at this point. We're still talking about diarrhea lettuce. The only way that thank you would be appropriate if it was just thank you for ruining my show, Eric. Hey, you were pooping because of that ice cream? Was the flavor diarrhea lettuce? No, I said it strawberry. Oh, you know, to be fair, that would be funny if Ellen said it. Yes.

If he would be like, no, I said it was strawberry. This thing goes, thank you, Eric Marino, my new friend. Opie, I got some notes. You need to dance more. You need to dance a lot more. Yes. What was the word that Ellen used to use? Clit.

That's right. Moving on. So, speaking of pussy, Tony P. This guy's horny all the time. He's always got. He had his shirt off, showing off his pierced nipples. He's talking about banging his wife all the time.

And he's got some good advice. I mean, no. Yeah, no one. I'm just kidding me. What you need to go eat? Go eat some pussy, bro. Clean your palate. Well, that's certainly sugar-free and fat-free.

So thank you for the advice there, Tony. Pay. Man, I know. It's not sugar-free. What? It's not sugar-free. What are you talking about? You're saying,

Every hair metal band when they talk about it, it's sweet cherry pie. Just warrant. There's only one hair metal band that calls it sweet cherry pie, and that would be warrant. You hack. I don't know who to hate the most on this. I know. It's so frustrating. The answer's still Opie.

Is it? Yeah. I might change your mind before this. Opie's one who invited Eric Marino, this no talent retard. But you know. The more I'm watching this, I am seeing the Allen's similarities here, number one, the haircut, right? He's now got a staff writer, and he treats Ron like

shit. Dude. Tony P's like, hey, you want to avoid the shits, you should eat more pussy. We get it, Tony. You eat a lot of pussy. You get laid a lot. I like how he's opies, quagmire. You're right.

Giggitty. Yeah, you're right. He's fucking quagmire on the show. And so, thankfully, are, well, before we get to, Eric putting him in his place, there's a lot of people talking over each other,

and we find out who the alpha is in this. Come on. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Who's got an F. F. All right.

I'll go first. Here's my first. F. Okay, go ahead. Here's my first FU. Wow. Ron just stampeded through that. We don't want any trouble, Ron.

Shut up, Tony Pee. I'm the co-host. I'll fucking peck you. I'm the one now. I'll peck you. Whoa, how do I get in trouble, man? I'm the one sitting next to Opie. You know I'm second Mike.

So Eric gets a great ribbon on Tony P. here. I'm so manly. I use tampon springs to floss. That's how much I love pussy. I'm Tony Pee, the peas my pussy. There it is. God, imagine if someone said something funny on this show. They lose their minds.

The P is for pussy. And we got another one from Opie. Yeah, there it is. There it is. I know. I think we acknowledge as a joke. And there it is. You did it.

Tony P. Loses his fucking mind. He's like, yeah, I'm the pussy getting this guy out of here. That's true. So on yesterday's show, Eric opens up about his alcoholism. So this is FU Friday, Thursday morning. Eric Marino's on the show.

And he's like, I haven't drank in seven years. But I'm seven years sober. It was a real problem. Opie gets a phone call from the cable company and just derails the conversation. Are you stealing internet from the... Just completely dismisses what Eric Marino is saying. And so Ron brings that up. He's like, yeah, it was kind of fucked up yesterday.

Opie when this guy was pouring his heart. out and you didn't give a shit. I was there for Eric. By the way, Eric, if you want to continue this. No, not today. Horrible sad story. We'll have Eric Marino on next week to talk about the alcohol thing. I don't talk about you later, guys.

I do want to get, no, I want to give it a few of them. I'm going to go drink. I'm so sad. I got to go to the bar right now. Opie, look what you did that. He threw him off the wagon. Oh, dude, I'm just so sick of alcoholics. Anyone that has worked with an alcoholic, that's my.

F you, fuck those people. It's a funny season. It really is. Because in Opie's mind, everything is Anthony's the worst person ever. So Opie was Jerry Banfield's sponsor. No, no, no, no, no. What happened here, guys? What happened here is that Eric opened up about something.

Ron's like, hey, man, I was hearing you. I'm concerned for you, buddy. And Opie goes, I hate Anthony Coombeye. We know, man. Jesus Christ. He's not here right now. He can't hurt you right now, AOPI.

Fuck. Hilarious. I hate alcoholics. They're the worst people. He's like, ooh, I probably shouldn't have said I was an alcoholic. What do you think it's like working with an alcoholic?

It's not so bad, right? It's a nightmare. Oh, I mean, Mondays and Fridays are fun, though, right? Yeah, oh, yeah. We have a good time. Do you think Eric can elaborate on its alcoholism? Next to you.

week maybe. I'm so sick of it. I'm so sick of it. Not today. That's so weird. All right. Let's get into the Matthew Broderick talk. It's 2026 after all.

Good. Matthew Broderick is a cock smoker. No, we don't know that, Tony. What are you doing to me? I know it. I know. I must know any of that. He knows it because he fucked him.

Now, let's get to that point. All right. Yep, you were right. Eric Marino is both unfunny and his delivery sucks. the joke isn't good and he delivers it very poorly and he is so smug about it he's the well I mean I'm being around these guys you'd be like I'm the one guy who knows comedy here it's not even true should be what did he say he's a cock smoker yeah

that's a fun one I haven't heard no I know what a cock smoker that guy is so then they're talking about AI Chuck Norris he's doing an ad for raising canes chicken fingers. I looked it up. It's not great. But apparently the family licensed it out because Chuck Norris is dead. So they license out is

whatever. Image and likeness. We're in publicity. I've worried about this stuff, John. I'm on top of it. And so who's telling the story? You know, that's what you should settle for if you get slap.

Get the rights to do AI John anything and license it out. He doesn't have any money. I can just take his image and likeness. Yeah. And then they can't. have your own AI, John and sell it to all the other shows to do ads. I could advertise every show in the devilverse.

Yeah. But John. Should do that. I don't see producer Chris writing that down. It seems like a really smart thing. Okay. So, someone's complaining about this AI Chuck Norris.

I forget whom. And watch Opie's reaction to this. Hold on. Hold on. Why are you omitting the change? You said, I won't say the name. What change? It's no matter, Ron.

I'm not trying to give them publicity. I'm not falling for their trap. Yeah, thank you, Eric Barre. You know, sometimes it doesn't matter. It just gets you in trouble. So Opie knows this is a potential sponsor on the show. You know, we can't be band-mouting raising Cain's chicken fingers. Did you like how Opie's like, whoa, we're not talking about which chained restaurant.

He's using AI Chuck Norris. Opie, calm down. It's fine. You can totally say what's chained is. What cares? Yeah. He's insane. Nobody would sit around and watch this.

Could you imagine watching a show trying to get information about something, and the people will tell you none of the details of any of the stories? Opio actively shut it down. Unbelievable. What are you guys laughing at over there? Stop it. Okay.

Sorry about that. All right, this is where Eric Miro really fucking loses me. He's such a douchebag. I don't know who worked on the show, but I remember the first kiss with Ellen. That was a big deal. I don't know if anybody worked on that. I did.

I worked on that. That's right. I did. Yes, I did. Sure. That's a huge accomplishment. I'm making fun of that. I'm an ally. I'm an ally. I'm an ally. I helped Ellen be gay. I helped D.L. Hughley be black. I help Cedricenertainer be black. I write for lesbians and black people. I'm very, I'm very, I'm an ally, everybody. What do you do for D.L? I worked on the first two seasons of the Hugley's. I wrote an episode. I helped, I got a story credit for the the Halloween episode and the last episode of season two. That's right. Wow, you've done a lot. How does it feel to be part of this now?

Fuck you! He's an ally, guys. It's written on black shows, lesbian shows. And I know what you're thinking. Carol, calm down. Whatever. He got writing gigs. He's bragging about it now.

He's being a little boastful. You shouldn't be upset with her about it. And then you hear this. And I was there for Rose Battle. I helped Leslie Jones get on Saturday Night Live. Fuck you! Yeah, I don't know. Apologize, Eric.

Apologize. No one told me there was going to be boasting. He helped Leslie Josie on Saturday Live, and he's admitting it. And proud of it. Why would you do that? Did he sneak a door open in the back? How did he get her in? I've never been more upset with someone on a podcast, and I've gotten pretty upset with

with people on podcasts. What an asshole. Fuck Eric Marino. Yeah. I was offended by this comedy, stylings. And then when I found out Leslie Jones. is famous because of him. There's a Ghostbusters movie

that you're responsible for, asshole. The worst one. It's not great. I haven't seen it. Anyway, I was going to say, did you see it? No. Who cares?

It's probably pretty hard to get someone to kiss Allen, so I guess he did that. I think he was, like, intern on that show. I don't even think he was like a real writer when he was on the Ellen. I don't know. Why do I care?

I don't. I don't give me. This guy just stinks. Last clip. Speaking of people who stink, fucking Ron, Jesus Christ. That was a nice bicycle,

man. It must have been worth a couple of thousand dollars back then. I think that's the bicycle Queen was singing about with Freddie Mercury. Don't I believe. Bicycle.

I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bike. Bicycle. I think Ron just came out again. Jesus Christ. Ron was hoping everyone was going to go along with them. He thought he was starting a music. just now.

And then, did you see how dejected he he liked? Let me play at just the end of that again. When no one,

when he realized he was the only one still carrying on, when he realized he's the only one still singing, he slumps back in his chair.

Watch this. Ike bicycle. I think Ron just came out again. He's like, I'm the only one doing this still? Fucking retards.

What a show. What a show Opie has. That's amazing. I have another clip, but we're going along, so I'm not going to play it. But Opie recently said, Bert Kreiser's an asshole because when I started the Opie radio podcast, I once we'd

reached out to him, I needed a guest. We'd help him out on Opie and Anthony. I thought I could pay me back to favor. And Bert's response was, I'll always be a fan. And Opie goes, what a piece of shit this guy is. Someone, actually Ross, sent me a link to an Opie and Anthony clip that Opie himself posted a year ago. where Bert's the guest and Bert comes in, he goes, I've been trying to get on the show for years, and I've been,

I'm told that Opie won't have me on. It's very funny. And I was like, I don't know anything about that. So it's like, Opie kicked out of his own fucking way. He's like, I don't know why people don't pay me back favors.

It's like, Bert went on the show and said, hey, asshole, I've been trying to get on this show. I'm a big fan and you guys wouldn't have me on. Norton, that was one of his big complaints, says he would try to bring in funny comics

and he'd be like, no, no. What a dick. Opie, you're a dick. And I mean that for my heart. Oh, you have a story. You. Vinnie.

What? You have an Opie story for us. I do. I'm not going to get into all the details and I'm not going to share the messages because that's a wrong thing to do. Understood. But I was the producer of this thing called the Rochester Comedy Festival. I've heard of it. Yeah.

And I got to meet Ryan Law. I'm just kidding. You did. You got to hang out in the green room. I hung out with Ryan Lange. I've met him before. We did a special event. for wheeze because you know the way weez left the radio was not great he'd been a friend of the

club for a very very long time we know the family we know him and like it just kind of sucked the way he left the air and i came up with this idea this is all fucking my fault but i said we should reach out and see if he wants to do like a reunion show or something at the festival it'd be cool to you know bring back some of his old co-host like a weez this is your life thing and give the guy some fucking closure on a fucking career that, uh, you know, deserves it. He did a lot in this town for a lot of people. So in the meeting, Opie's name was brought up of people we could bring in. Of course. And, uh, one of the people who's close to Wies says, you know, I've reached out to Opie a bunch of times and he never gets back to me. And I said, well, I have a very, very weird

connection with them. Like we've messaged and stuff. I could ask him. Can I just tell you something that I know. I mean, obviously we know that Brother Wiese is his mentor. And, And Opies had Brother Wees on his show and he's done Weez's show and he talks about how much he loves Weez. Weez's son up until recently was fulfilling all of Opie's merchandise. Correct. He's his merch guy. Yeah. So there's a definite connection with Brother Wees.

And you think he'd be a no brain. You're like, Opie, do you want to fly into Rochester for Brother Wees's final show in front of the live audience? Like, yeah, what else you got going on? Bro, we flew in BJ Shea from Seattle. Ah, yeah. You think we couldn't have gotten Opie here? from Manhattan. What about Sister Sleeze?

Did you guys reach out to Stephanie Miller? Didn't work out. But we ended up with Cindy Pierce. Yep. Remember Cindy Pierce? DJ She's not the one who left because of sexual harassment. It sure is. It's the one who sued Wees.

That's funny. She came back for it and Opie couldn't make the trip. You know who else we brought in? Thea Vidal for Wees. And he didn't recognize her, which is insane. That's funny. He was like, here's a surprise. And he's like, why are they bringing out a giant black woman?

Oh, that's funny. I told you my anecdote about Weez where I was part of this competition called The Choice. Yeah, it's a Loving Cup. Yeah, you host. Yeah, you hosted it. But anyway, it was memorable. In the final, I was in the finals and the woman that we were competing against sang a Michael Jackson song. And Weas and goes, I'd never heard that song before.

Yeah. And it was like, it's a Michael Jackson hit. What do you mean? I've heard. He's like, I did a lot of drugs. He's the honest. It's very funny. He's like a more put-together scorch.

Yes. A much more successful. We'll put together scorch, yes. So, long story short, I send Opie a message that I thought was very nice, which basically said, hey, man, we're producing a goodbye show or a reunion show for Weas. We'd love to get you involved, whether you want to come up here, send a video. I know that there's a weird thing with podcasts and weird internet feuds and stuff like that. This is not what this is about.

This is literally about honoring Wees. And the response back from Opie was, what feuds? What are you talking about? I don't know who you are. Did he respond immediately with that? Within an hour of the first thing. And he just starts with like, who are you? Yeah, it's like, Opie, the whole point of that is to like, we don't have to address it.

That's not the point of this message. Don't worry about it. Like, why does he have to do that? I've never heard of who are these pockets. Oh, wait, delete that. Well, I didn't mention the show. Of course not. He's not.

He's aware of us and not you. And, dude, I've had many conversations with Opie. Opie was going to be on subreddit surfing at one point, and he ghosted us. I was going to say, no, he wasn't. Yeah, I know. He goes to us. He's just like pretending that he didn't know who I was, whatever, because there's a giant chain of messages attached to this thread that he could have just gone up and looked.

My response to that was, hey, uh, okay, no problem. I won't bother you anymore. Yeah. That's all I said. Right. I'm reaching out too good. I think you want to be a part of this. it's for your buddy brother weez

and if you're going to be difficult then go fuck yourself in the nicest way yeah okay I won't bother you anymore who are you I get a message back who even are you I don't respond

for it doesn't days for like three days I would get random messages I don't know who you are why won't you tell me who you are and finally I wrote back after a couple days I said I'm Vinnie I'm one of the

members of the WATP team. I also host subreddit surfing with Cardiff Electric. You were going to be on the show and you ghosted us. That's who I am. I'm also one of the producers for the Rochester Comedy Festival, Comedy at the Carlson, who's putting on a show for Weas. That's who I am. And he writes back, oh.

And I stopped talking to do it. What an asshole. So you never got anything from him. He didn't participate in the show at all. I ended up saying, if you want to participate, get in touch with Weez's kid, and send a video or something. And as far as I know, he never even bothered to do that. Yep.

Could you imagine he couldn't just send in a quick video? Whatever. I don't care. Oh, a piece of shit. Yeah, I just was like ignoring him. It was, his stuff was just on unrest. He just has to be difficult. He just has to be fucking difficult.

Like, you were, you literally tried to get out in front of it. Like, this isn't a thing. It was in good faith. Right. Yeah. I just don't know why you wouldn't do that for wheeze, man. I know. Like, that's your dude.

That's your boy. You know what? B.J. She even said. said, where's Opie? And I said, I reached out to him. He just didn't get back to us. What do you think it was a scam or something?

Speaking of scams, who are these podcasts candy is available? If you go to Liesel and Friends Gourmet.com, you can purchase your own, what is it called, freeze-dried skittles. They're delightful. If you have a sweet tooth, I'll open it. Let's try them. Dude, help yourself. All right.

So listen, they're delicious. These are for a good cause. It's going to help Carl's. sister-in-law get an animal that shouldn't be allowed to live inside of a house. Yes. That's what we need. Capi Bar, I believe, is the next animal. I think she should.

I said she should get an anaconda, something fucking wild, a gopher. Goddamn. They're pretty good, right? Yeah. Uh-oh. All right, so Vinnie Paul-I get these away from it. I was going to say. He's got that look.

Vinny Paulino and I host a show called The Creep-off. And it's an audio podcast. It's a video podcast. You can watch it live every Monday at 1 p.m. Eastern, either on the Creepov channel or on the Who Are These Podcast channel. And I got to say, I've been having more fun than ever on the creep off lately. I feel like the competition has been competitive. Is that a way to kick? No, you've been kicking the shit out of me for months.

That's why I like it. That's why it's been fun because you've been speaking of the real consequences. I'm doing a Star Trek Trek, off. And Tab Bert, too. And Tab's great. You know, we're doing, we've got one more left. It's Tuesday at 7 o'clock. And I believe Captain Boommies is invited.

If you hear this cat and get in touch and I sent you a message. And, uh, who are you? Who are you? Who are you? No, that's her right. Back to you. It's how we respond. I would you send him a message.

Yeah. That's how people should respond to me from now on, I think. I agree. That's very funny. Uh, yeah. Screw. Trek off. You can see on the Creepoff channel.

and that's Vinny trying to fake interest in Star Trek or not. In case he's trying so hard and putting together like funny shit. Yeah, he's doing a great job on that. It's so hard though. I hate it so much. He's producing the shit out of it. I didn't tell you had to do five episodes. You decided that.

Well, that was the consequence. It was? It was? Yeah. That's a lot. Yeah, that's rough. I would have done one episode to put it out in five parts. Do you want some more candy?

No. All right. Let's get into some. Internet News produced by producer Chris and Jenny Jingles, letting us know what's up on the internet when it comes to who are these podcasts? Please hold your applause. It's Internet News with Jenny Jingles. From Patreon, Angie Shore shares, I can't get over Jerry Banfield.

This guy is working us, right? What the fuck? I love how you guys said, even the bench is tired of him. It's warped. Stephanie McAlpine predicts. Jerry's next update will certainly include how this woman has now taken a restraining order out on him. I feel like he's been on the wrong end of several restraining orders. I'm thinking about getting one myself, and I'm not even in the U.S.

Also, if Jerry is this manic on a stream for all the world to see, he's definitely 10,000 times worse privately. Adam M. has this to say about our living in the past bonus shows. Thank you for doing these, Lady Kay. They're great to listen to you on flights where the Wi-Fi doesn't work. From Spotify, hockey is outraged. No good Beatles covers? Clearly, Carl isn't gay enough to have seen across the universe.

Granted, I was on a lot of acid, when I watched that. Jolie states, Jerry is so pathetic. Like, dude, get a fucking job. From YouTube, the ranting hit gets things heated up with, eating plain popcorn might be the most psychotic thing I've ever heard of.

And I've been in the Davilverse for a while. Dober Staffy chimes in with, Who has time to cook it? Just crunch the kernels raw. Dwayne Chipman limps in with Carl eats poop corn. L.I. Clan gives us a visit in Opines. You dork will obsess over anything. Intelligent Counter-Spell offers,

I think Ron and Opie hate each other, but I guess misery loves company, huh? Waka, waka! Silly Goose comes in with a strong point. You know who over explains things like the Matt Rife message? A liar. Michael Blaine doesn't mind being incorrect. Am I evil by Metallica? Best cover.

Nutter Scut tries to remind us, you may know Kevin Brennan from his successful comedy career. No? TV shows. No? Podcasts. No? Great takes? No.

From Dabbler's Anonymous, lost consequence notes, Homeless John has a nice ring to it, since he rarely stutters these days, and what are the chances dummy makes these 300-month payments in a timely fashion? Dabbling John asks, Do you think John knew that the loan would become public record? Puddy Muppie's response, the best thing about this is that Jerry couldn't resist telling him that the Dabalverse knows about the loan. El Chimby admits, I'm confused.

He kept saying how rich he was. Was he lying? Steve is 78 recalls his superpower is that he can't be embarrassed. The Duke of Roscoe Boulevard inquires, would bankruptcy wipe it out? and massive university places out with a valid question, financial or moral bankruptcy. Fucking John.

How is he going to make these payments? He's interesting. All right. Thank you very much for the internet news. Great job, Chris, who puts the scripts together and Jenny, who reads it with gusto. That was a good one.

She is a treasure. She is. And she's still alive. She's out of her cage, right? Why do you keep saying that? Because sometimes people think that maybe not alive. And I just have an AI version of her.

Huh. Because she's very agreeable. We have some voicemails. Of course, this is the voicemail segment we brought to you by Gary in San Diego. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and roll.

Rock and roll, Gary. Call back Curtis. Hey, call back Curtis. I've recently tried trees, freeze dried skittles because my source sells them. They're good, but what makes yours different? Also, last thing is super quick. The Donald Trump voicemailer from Saturday,

can you please call back and do the squeegee bit? That bit is only funny if anybody else is doing it. All right. Thank you. Fuck my ass. Bye. It's your idea. What makes these better?

Prairie dog hair. There is prairie dog hair at every bag. That might be true, but no. It says, who these podcasts on the label? It's like candy. It's specifically made for this show. All right, fuck out.

Ronnie in Syracuse. Hey Carl, Ronnie in Syracuse. Love you, love the show. It's interesting, the R.D. Fletcher fits and pieces theme song that he does that he shows with Gallagher, the melody is exactly the same as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I can't believe nobody picked up on that. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you know, that old thing. So check it out, man.

That's like a Drew Lane separated at birth audio thing. Also, shout out to Christina Marie for the W-A-T-P-C-Kand-Raw. Yes. Don't call me back. Ronnie, I love you, buddy, but you have to understand that that jingle was made. I think we're more like Monty Python's Flying Circus. We do bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces. It's a parody of the T.HB Digital, sorry, that's not how they sing it. Hack power!

Did Adam Thoreau make that? I think Adam made that. I can't remember who made that. Whoever Dead is a genius. Great job. Yeah, it's fantastic. It was actually Ronnie in Syracuse, I believe. Ronnie forgot that he did that. Can you can you believe it sounds just like that? He's bitten Nitch turtles?

Yeah. Sanct with the melody is. Anyway, um, Opie, you talk about Matt Rife. That's too. And that Opie, Matt Rife thing, he sounded almost as desperate as blind mic trying to get on Story Wars. Yeah. It wasn't great.

Um, oh, we've been talking about cover songs that are better than the original. Mm-hmm. And this is a deep pull, but I totally agree. Carl Deluxe. Okay, covers that were better than the original Come Sale Away by Cartman. Yes. I'm not even kidding.

There's a five-minute version of the fucking banger. I have the South Park album. It's on there, and it is fanned fucking tastic. Oh, and then we were also talking about chicks who used to be hot who are now, like, awful looking. Yeah. They mean, Adam, real uncomfortable. I could tell.

Vinny sent us one. Oh, yeah. Oh, Jasmine. No, yeah. Jasmine Bleak from Baywatch. She looks like a monster now. She was the biggest co-ed. Yeah.

Now she's just the biggest. She got big. Well, here's another one. For Weight Watchers. Here's another one for us. Yeah. Do yourself a favor and don't Google Denise Richards. Man, she was so fucking hot in Starship Troopers.

Yep. And the terrible thing is, she's only 55. Not damn. Not great. Didn't she like plastic surgery at all up? Or Charlie Sheen's like cum fucked her up? Yeah. I think so.

Interesting. I, like probably many others, am both a regular listener to WATP and the Blind Mic Project. And a funny similarity I've noticed between the recent episode of Mike's like, oh, well, gang, looks like we finished early today, so I guess that means we have to listen to G.D. Fenterson and his special. Buckle up. Whereas Carl is like, yes, we have time to fit in, Artie's The Letters Special. All right, guys. All right, everyone, listen to this bullshit.

Funny contrast between two good hosts and the Dowellvers. Thank you, but you, goodbye. I agree. The G. Defenders and stuff, they're like, oh, God. I don't think we can get into it. It's going to be too much. I never say that. I'm like, we're running along.

But this is hilarious. We only have time for three more segments. Yes. Talking about Jerry Banfield. The scariest part about Jerry Manfield is the fact that he was a police officer at once. The cops tend to be the most fucking irrational. people I've ever met. In fact, I know I have a cop buddy and I live in a small town. And recently, one of his other, you know, co-workers has taken up a parking behind this lady's house and peering into it with a pair of binoculars. And everyone else in the apartment knows about this. And one of the other people when talking about it says, oh, you know, well, what am I supposed to do? I don't know your fucking job. Guy doesn't like cops.

One more voicemail. Of course, I mentioned. John C. DeVorek, who did appear on WTP, has passed away. That's such a loss. I know. Host of No Agenda, my favorite podcast for over 10 years. And people are finding out the news, and it's very sad. Hey, Carl.

This is Ginger Jesus. I wanted to say that thank you for bringing to my attention that, John C. Dvorak passed away. I thought it was one of the nicest things you said on your show about another show. I don't say nice things. I actually followed no agenda from 2013 onward. And if it hadn't been for John C. DeVorek, I never would have discovered the Davaoverse. and your show.

And I just love the fact that you paid tribute to him. And I wanted to let you know I appreciated that. I hadn't listened to the show in two weeks. And if it hadn't been for me checking in on who are these podcasts, I wouldn't have known for even longer. So thank you for your kind words towards the No Agenda Show and John C. DeVorak. and I think it speaks

volumes that John C. DeVorex showed up on your show. You could always spot talent. Anyway, keep up for good work over there. And I love your show, man. Thank you. ITM, JCD.

Thank you very much for the call. He actually, Chatsy DeVorek actually ripped off to VATP for a little while. They were doing a segment where he was making fun of bad podcasts. I had a friend of mine in L.A. I was just like, that's fucked up, man. He should do that.

It's fine. It's kind of, I actually take it as a compliment. It's all good. But no, he will be missed. He was great. All right, let's get out of here. I got to go. Bye.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay. This is it. It's over. Okay.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye.

All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing. Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatched Carly. Boom. His mom.

Boom. Boom. A plane was called Bali. Vinny Paulino. Because we took that. Boom. Okay, bye. The professionalism.

Whoa.