Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep751 - Kinky Katie's World, Topic Time, Jerry Banfield, Opie, Stephanie Brie

Episode Date: August 9, 2026

Kinky Katie is a never was porn actress who thinks she's coherent enough to host a podcast about fetishes. As gross as her and her cohost are when it comes to sex, nothing they say is interesting or titillating. Mean Doug joins us to prove this show will keep any guy's penis soft for hours. Jerry Banfield almost texted "the queen" but fortunately ChatGPT told him not to. We get a boots on the ground update on Chad Zumock in Detroit. Harrison Young had a "model" on Topic Time and it couldn't be more awkward and hilarious. Doug brings Stephanie Brie to show us what's really grinding "her" gears this week. It will surprise you (as it did me). Opie has changed the name of his show and explains why to his guest Scott Ferrall. Opie found his guy! Another delusional has been show thinks he's killing it with a big audience. Scott Ferrall doesn't realize his claims are easy to fact check and completely insane! Doug's show - https://whosrightpodcast.com/ WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Kinky Katie's World, a suggestion from Doug. We have listened to it separately. We've not discussed it. We've each other beforehand. What's going to do it? It's a show hosted by Kinky Katie. And the co-host slash producer is Stuntcock, aka SK. Or SC, S-K.

And let me read the description on the YouTube channel. Videos from Kinky Kady's live uncentered Internet radio show slash podcast, KikiKati's World. Juvenile adult vulgarity at its finest. mostly sex stuff hosted by Kinky Katie, lifestyle fetishist, feature an adult film actress slash producer, joined by her favorite flesh-coded fuck toy stuntcock.

Watch as Kinky Kady dispenses completely irresponsible advice, along with several things you'll wish you could unhear. I did not pick this one, all right? I just said, for everyone, I just have thrown it out there right now. Total disclaimer.

This was not my idea at all. I believe Grock picked this one, if I'm not mistaken. Is that right, Doug? Yeah, but I co-ed. signed on it and I think that I think that I should lose my ability to bring my own shows.

Well, we'll discuss that after the fact. We heard of a meeting with HR setup. So I went to her website because that's the YouTube description. I want to the website and there are rules posted on the website. And you know, I think it's important to have boundaries when we're talking about fetishes and

kinks and things like that. So from the website it says there are only a few things we do not want to see or endorse in any way. There's three things. You guys ready for this? Before you go, that picture that I shared, that's got the rules on it. Oh, does it? Yeah. Oh, well, then let's take a look at that.

Okay, yes, this is what I was referring to. All right, so here are the three things. They do not endorse it anyway, guys. You're ready for this. One, sex with children, two, sex with the unwilling, and three sex with animals. It says, these off-limate items have a recurring theme. It is never okay to force your sexuality on other living things that are unwilling or unable to make an intelligent decision to consent to it.

I believe I've dropped for that. No shit, Sherlock! No shit! The fact you have to explain that sex with animals is off-limits and children? Here's why. Yeah, right. Incredible. I don't get it.

Why? The part that I like about the rules is the law mandates those who are under the age of 18 cannot engage in sexual activity with others, and we completely agree. Go law. The reason why I pulled the... rules is I was going through her Twitter and she posted something about a video that she had

taken down where she's dressed up as a high school varsity cheerleader. Yeah. Very convincing, right? She looks like she's 17 years old than that, right? Right, but doesn't that like go right against rule number one? I would think so, except for the fact that she just looks like a poser. She looks like she's way too old to be wearing a high school cheerleading outfit. I'm not judging.

I'm just saying, I'll save the judging here for the next little bit because I end up doing a lot of judging. Okay. And listen, I'll say this. Like, everyone gets older. It's understandable. It happens. But when I was going through her resume, these films that she's featured in are not that old. Except for not that long ago, you know?

Be one thing, she's like, yeah, I mean, in 93, I was like, really stunning and fucking in these gang bang orgy scenes. Like, oh, okay, that's cool. But no, it's like in 2021, I started and you're like, what? Oh, okay. No, thanks. Did you make it through over to her IMDB? I did, and I saw the link there. Do you want to read some of the titles?

In Family Snapshot, she played Hooker number one. And Earth Girls are sleazy. She played woman. And in Lefty Lucy, she played activist. So she's got a pretty good resume. Okay. Those are pretty good titles right there. Let me start off with the podcast here.

There's a very awkward. introduction as Katie and the co-host go back and forth. And now, live from Rule 34 Studio. I bring you a girl that will only shame your tiny penis if she didn't ask to see it.

Here she is, your host, the one, the only Kinky Katie. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the show. This is Kiki Katie's world number 460. I am your host Kiki Katie and with me as always my favorite. for flesh coming, fuck toy. The one and only Mr. S. C.

Right. Yes. Sure. One of the most patient, if not the patient, most patient man. I'm really not that patient. I know. I'm really not that patient, really. Well, you are with me.

In reality. Okay, well, you are with me. I work on it. Right. Right. See, I'm like your lesson. Right. You know?

Well, I don't know. Your daily, you just, if I can deal with this chick. Really? I can do with anything. It's not that bad, really. It's a little dramatic. Like someone big to differ.

We'll get to that all a little later. A couple things going on here. First of all, it doesn't seem like they've ever talked to each other before. We will have a big reveal coming up. Very awkward back and forth. Secondly, this guy's voice sounds like Rocco doing a shuling impression. Well, these guys, is he about to jump in a pool? Does he have like a nose plug on?

I hope he does. I hate it. I hate it so much. It sucks. And this is a crutch she has. When she starts rambling, she'll be like, we'll cover more of that later on. Like, they don't have to. It's fine.

We're good. That's enough. Now, the little drop they had was she'll only shame your micro penis if you send it to her unsolicited. And then later on this episode, sure enough. They understand that. And also, if you send me an unsolicited dick pick, I'm going to make fun of you, even if it is the most gorgeous ethereal.

looking shaft. I've ever had the right. Whatever. Right. All good stuff. Good word. Good word. Nice shit. Wow. Neither of them can talk. No. I actually like his voice

better than hers now. Right? Rather he was talking. But this is a radio show host. According to the bio that I read, she started with Bubba the Love Sponge. You familiar with this? Yeah. I saw that that. She was on

Bubba radio network. Right. So, you know, there's a woman who had a little bit of experience directing or being an extra in porn. She wants to talk about kinky, sexy stuff. Promise you can't talk. Somebody gets a job as a fluffer on the fucking porn set, and now she thinks she's a goddamn broadcaster.

Right. That always works. I was woman. You may know me. All right, Doug, where do you want to start out with your class, my friend? I have a feeling it's going to be the same thing. So I was kind of confused going to. into this i know i picked it so fucking leave that alone sure um the episode that i picked

was how to make your cum taste better and then that's what i sent to you is like okay we're going to do this show without ever listening to the fucking podcast it was like that sounds like a a great thing to review and what i found out is all they do is pick random articles and talk about them vaguely i thought you're going to say it turns out my cum does that taste any better so fuck this but yeah so normally I'm a fan of dumb damaged women who base their entire self-worth on

what they let you do to their pussy but her and him I I'm good with like if we just move on right now and you want to get to your regular lockhouse I'm good with it like this is I'm not when you have to hook that easily motherfucker we're doing a segment all right so number one

I all as I wrote is a reoccurring thing I think she might dabble in drugs as she mumbles her way through the intro. I'm from Rule 34 studio, KinkyKadyRadio.com, and Radiocast.net. I want to say a big thank you to Mr. Don, who runs and owns

Chaos Radio for keeping this show going. Right. I hate these two people. I hate their chemistry. She's like Fetanol residue with stretch marks. Like she is just a worthless fucking human being.

Like for some reason I am angry with her. That's a good description of her. Oh my gosh. Did you go to her ex account at all? Okay. I'm glad you asked. Okay. So there's a picture that she posted on Twitter.

It shows a little more skin than what I think you're probably comfortable showing. But I'm going to send it to you and Chris. Okay. Oh, boy. I did peruse a bit of the... Oh, fuck. Yep, I saw that one. God damn it. She has piercings in different places on her body.

Chris just threw up in his mouth a little bit. Can we go back to the SCAD podcast? Why would you take a close-up photo of your vagina if you haven't done anything to... Any upkeep in weeks on it? Have some shame, I guess is my point. When I saw that, I... So I have this board that I use when I come on here that I try to keep notes on if things pop

through my head through the week. Yeah. And I wrote, she is the human version of rotten lunch meat. And she's going to make fun of Arctic picks? Right. All right. Let's learn more about the relationship between Stuntcock and Katie. And Katie tells a story that Stunkck doesn't seem all that thrilled about.

Well, most things. You know, I try not to fly off things. handle too bad. Okay. But do you have a point? I don't know. I almost got married once. You didn't get married once.

No. I mean, you totally did. I mean, I know. Before you. Right. I almost got married once. Where shit face at the bar? We're like, let's drive down to that place and Davey.

Oh boy. Drive through wedding travels. Just fucking do it. Still need a license. We're like, all right. You still need a wedding license, don't you? I mean, you need it. And they're like a cooling up.

There is a cooling off. I don't know. But we, we were going to, we were totally going to go. We were like, yeah, let's do it.

And thank God we didn't. So these two are married. I don't know if you guys knew that or picked up on that because their chemistry sucks. And you can tell me got like super jealous. She's like, tell you about the time we almost got married. No,

actually, it's impossible. You would have had a wedding license. You've only been there in one time, that is to be. So he can. continues to be like a bitch about it. Two days later, you know, you're not hanging out anymore.

Oh, no, this is, this is the... I'm just saying two days later, you're not hanging out anymore. No, right, yeah, we weren't hanging out with each other after that night. There you go. We met that night. Well, you know, we're like, fucking wouldn't it be fun. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. All right, so this episode is supposed to go deep into different fetishes.

So I thought, well, there's got to be some interesting stuff based on what we saw last week on this program. and sure enough, SCAT does get brought up, and I'll point you the clip, and I have a lot of follow-up questions. Okay, speaking of being shocked and surprised, the SCAT came up again. Poop play.

Poop play, and because I was watching Wang again. Sup, Wang. Anyway, eat. I like him. Nice. She does really good videos on the weird kind of shit you really like. That's right.

Yeah. And that kind of stuff we talk about all the time. Right. But since I, since I have seen, I witnessed a scat scene we have.

Correct. In a very close proximity to where it was happening. We were on the other double bed. Yeah. Yeah. Right. What?

We witnessed a scat scene once. Oh, someone sent you a link and you fucking clicked it by mistake or something. No, no. They were on the other bed in the hotel room. to us. And you stayed there? People are shitting out the bed next to you. What's that scene?

Not a party with you, Calvoy. Holy shit. What? That's wild. Doug, what did you pick up on from your episode? Okay, so he got jealous of her in the episode that you were watching in mind. She got jealous of him. So the lead into that, it's my clip number 11. He's talking about how he would eat these special foods. It means that it's going to get his dick sucked more.

Okay. I have a peanut butter coming honey sandwich? No. With nanners? No. Kind of have to have an automatic removal system. I don't want to deal with that. I don't want to deal with all that.

It sounds really complicated. Well, you just said anything that you'd want to do to get your dick suck more. Okay. That doesn't. It has a limit. Okay. So his limit is that he's not going to act as her personal chef for him to eat things that she wants to taste in his cum, okay?

Okay. My clip number 12 is what he will do, which leads to her jealousy. You know what I mean? There's only so far I'm willing to go, like, I could go so far as talking to more guys because they suck it better anyway. You're right?

So, I mean, I could go that far, but maybe I don't want to go that far. Well, apparently you do. You talk about it an awful lot. It's just the fact. You're just, you're hating that's all. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Okay, so he touched on something there, like her jealousy of a guy sucking his dick.

We're going to find out why. It's because as she's gotten older, her bodies went through some changes. So she is self-conscious about it. Not self-conscious enough. She should be. I don't think you're going to guess what it is that she's self-conscious about. Clip 13. Got it.

Yeah. Well, now you like people, yeah, but, you know, the idea that somebody could out, can out blow you? I don't know. You get territorial. Well, now that things have been doing, since I've had some dental work, it's a little different these days. Okay. So her dentures fell out of this cock because I would have to believe here. Oh, this is embarrassing.

Have you ever, Doug, you're married, man. I've been married for a long time. Have you ever done the get your woman jealous by threatening to get a lot of? blowjob from a dude thing before? I tried it once. She called my bluff. That only works one time. All right. Where else you want to go, Doug?

I was just thinking that's kind of like when you get in an argument and you storm out of the door, like, fuck, I'm leaving. Fuck it! And then you've got to come back in two minutes later. I forgot my keys. Right. Yes. Actually, I got some work to do on the computer.

I'll be here for another hour. No, she gets, she has another thing she's self-conscious about my clip number nine. Okay. Well, some people, they kind of, they, they, they get worried or, or they're, well, it's, it's self-conscious. Okay. You know what I mean? About the taste of your jizz, go on.

Yeah, the taste of your jizz. Gosh, I wonder if, like, my pussy's okay, if it's got too much of a tang today or whatever, you know. She's so gross. I never think about herself, like, and gross. Well, the problem with this, I think, Doug, you and I both experienced this when we started actually listening to the podcast is we thought this was going to be something completely different. Yeah. Like this was going to be like sex talk and uncensored and wild.

And this is just like these aging people who are like maybe used to have a wild sex life and are pretending to still have one. But this guy's not getting laid enough. It's not getting his dick sucked enough. She's all self-conscious about how she's sucking dick. They don't sound like they're into it. No. So it's not like they want to be doing this show. Yeah, they're talking about sex against their will.

That's what it sounds like. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, there are some interesting parts of this show where it actually sounds like a morning zoo radio show. They're like PrEP Burger service. Like they're like reading like those weird and wild news stories that come over. So there was this person. They said they had a great idea for a dating app and it's actually being considered.

Considered. They are. They're matching you up based on similar porn search history. Okay. Well, you know, it's better nothing. It's something. Wow. Good job, man.

Tony Talk adds nothing to this conversation. I can see this totally being on one of these morning zoos, where they're just like, yeah, they have a new dating app. Matches you by your porn history. And they have more improv and riffing to do. True. You could be like, hey, you like this. I like that.

I don't feel like going on to that website. We dare not talk us. Speak up. I still, fuck it. Fell life. This is scorch level riffing. Yeah. You know, when he gets like tongue-tied and embarrassed when he's talking about porn and stuff,

you know, maybe you like this, maybe you like that, I like this, you like that. Just a couple of examples of porn categories. is all we need there to make that interesting. Came up with nothing. Which is weird. Like, your rotten gash is on the internet for everybody to look at. Yes. And then you start stumbling over your words with like, I don't want to say porn.

I don't want to say fat life. Oh, that's crazy. Speaking of her rotting gash, I'm glad you brought that up. Because she oftentimes loses track of what she's talking about. And she catches itself going, why am I telling this story? And here's a perfect example of that. I did. I posted it.

I ran across on my phone. I still had a squirt video that I did. It's just a solo one. And this is before my favorite electrified one died, broke. So I did one. And I just took, like, pretty much the clip of the climax, and I tweeted it out. I mean, it's a gush or two. Y'all's check it out.

If you want to see some series, I was like, oh, wow, totally forgot about this. Where was I going with this? I don't remember. I don't know either. Fuck. shit. Because you're just bragging about having a squirt video up on the internet. It appears.

I'm going to post a video of me pissing my bed from across the room too. It's fine. You just explain it to me. The way she paints a picture, I'm like, yeah, yeah, I got it. It's fine. So my clip number three is a little, it's similar to that. They were talking about people that hide things in their body cavities. And then he starts talking, like, there's no.

transition, he starts talking about if somebody is going to get raped, how they could find broken glass in there. And then I think she starts talking about pignatas or something, but it's all disconnected. Okay. Well, it doesn't, you know, you don't have pockets. Your own little meat wallet. Right. Right.

Sure. If anybody tries to cram something in there, they're going to get a little, uh, glassy surprise in the way. Scrab bag. Wee. What am I going to get? It's a surprise. She's fucked up, right? Yeah. She's wasted at this. Sounds of nod.

Holy shit. Okay, so that's the lead into the conversation. Like I said, they're talking about people that hide things in their, in their pusses. So clip number four is, I just have it, conversation takes a very hard turn. You know, well, I mean, that's, that's, I have used my pussy once as a, a traveling container. Sure. Well, yeah, we went to Ultra and I had a film can. stir up my kuder filled with

with drugs. And she never took it out. Oh shit, where's that thing go? Hey, Carol, do you want some of this? No. And I love drugs. Our best. So I want you to imagine that just for a second that you're married to her.

Okay, okay. And she's the type that shoves drugs up her puss. You guys can get into an event. Yep. Would you do what her husband volunteered to do, number five? She would, just to be sure that we don't lose our shit on the way in. Well, you got to make sure that, well, and you get patted down, and they check your bags and shit at the door.

You got to put it somewhere, and I'm the only one that kind of has a hole that I could fit a film canister in. It really just gullible and easy to talk into putting things in your snatch, really. Where else we put it? We have buttholes. I mean, I could have totally. cracked it, but, you know. I was going to say, your shoe.

You put the drug to your shoe. What's wrong with this asshole? But to answer your question, Doug, no. Yeah. Wow. I'm over here. Hey, up. That's crazy.

I would never volunteer to bring drugs in. If that's what it took. but today we get drunk today we drink beers all right there's a lot of times when she is like you said she seems like she's wasted she's talking about shit

stuntcox trying to figure out what she's talking about but it's not picking up what she's putting down but like I said we'll get more into that in a little bit so don't you're talking about they don't even know what you're talking about yeah they do okay they do yes they do they know they know they always know

if anybody follows any of my social media, which a lot of people do that listen to the show. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Right. I get very vocal and stuck on things for a little while. And then...

Are you doing it right now? You're getting stuck on something? This is like an old married couple just arguing. No one is you talking about, honey? Oh, no, no. I posted out X today. So they all know what I'm talking about. Okay.

No, if you say so, everyone's just following your ex and then can't wait for the show to come out and listen more. It's weird that they all follow you. honey, but nobody engages with you on there. Right. Yeah, yeah. They're just looking at my pierced nipples and they move on. Sure they do. Sure they do, hon. Again, this is an example of her just getting lost in her own conversation.

Anywho. Right. What the fuck was I talking about? No, no, no, no, no. Jesus. I don't remember now. What? I don't remember. We were talking about getting pierced. Oh, the nipple, nibble, the nipple pierce. Right. Correct. Excellent stuff.

I hate her so much. It's so amateur. It's so amateur hour of these two. Yeah. And they try to act like their pros and they're on the radio. They think it's cute. Yeah. It's garbage.

This is an example of us see talking way too much. I can remember specifically laughing at somebody who before we started doing something, wanted to go through everything. And I remember just sitting there and kind of get like just with a big smile at my face like, oh, wow, we're actually going to go through a list of shit, aren't we? Wow. Anyway, I thought it was funny as fuck. It was the most hilarious thing in the world. You know what I mean? How far is too far for you?

How far is this? What do you think about that? We were doing like an interview. You know how many drugs I took, lady? Do you understand this? Are we going to do this or what? What are we doing? Shut the fuck up.

What the fuck did he just say? What? Was that conversation? I have no idea. All right, Doug. Help us out here. Chris, I understand that you are currently not attracted to her. Changes mind. So what's going to happen?

I'm going to go with clip six first. I'm going to try to change your mind. If that don't do it, I think number seven will. At least the porta parties weren't gross by the time we got there because it was very early. Right. Later on, you're just like, oh, my. God, I'd rather fucking shit outside.

It was just, it was bad. Later, before, after you lost all your toe nails. What kind of drugs are they doing? All right, Doc, I'm getting there. Okay. So, number seven. Did you leave these behind? Are you going to finish these?

Oh, I'm sorry, did you have these? Oh, gosh. Jeez. Rih-A-D-A-D-A-B-H-W. Number seven. should drive it home for you. Oh, no. That was, well,

they were already way soaked and like they were about gone by then already but then I didn't lose until like two days after afterwards after we got home like my feet dried out. They just peeled off like potato chips. I know, I know. I saw it. I was there. It was horrible.

Oh, God. Okay, these two are not fucking anymore that, right? It can't be. That's so disgusting. You saw her pussy. You think they're fucking missing toenails are going to stop him? Yes. Yes, I do. That's the thing.

That's the thing. That's the bridge too far. That's so gross. Okay. What are our feet soaked in, the port-a-john? I don't know. Yeah. It's hard to tell.

I've been to biker. I've been to week-long bike fest. Okay? I've been to music fest. I've always come back home with my toenails. Me too. Every time. Every single time.

It's unbelievable. Never lost a toe down to a music festival. Yeah, now that I think about it, I haven't either. All right. Clip number eight. No, I told me that it was going to be boasting. Clip number eight, I have a marked as period, blood, come eating, and spousal abuse in 15 seconds.

Thank you for the warning. Carvalo loading. That's right. I don't know. I think I'm going to bleed. So I'm like extra goutchy and I've been craving protein. We're always. craving of protein. Well, certain kinds.

Shut up. Ugh. They're making swelling cup the least exciting that I've ever heard. Right. Yeah. It's like, ugh. Protein. Oh, I know. All right, Doug, we got a lot more clips here. Okay. So I'm going to crowbar in a couple

of the lines that I wrote down. Just because I feel like we're wrapping up soon and I want to make sure that I So I wrote down that if expired Yogurt had a YouTube channel it would be her I like it And the only thing wet on her The only thing still wet on her is her infections All right

So good lies, good lies Thank you So what they were They got to a point where they're answering I don't think they were listener questions I think they pulled the questions Or read the stories off the internet I don't think anybody's actually

listening or writing to them. But it was about a lady who had gained a bunch of weight, and then her husband only wanted to watch porn, didn't want to have sex with her anymore. So I want you to watch her reaction as she's reading it number 14. Okay. 20 to 20. So we got into a huge fight, and that's when he told me he wasn't sexually attracted to me because I had gained so much weight for all those years.

She has any kids? What doesn't say? Okay. Since he could have told me, he could have told me the truth and now porn. What should I do? All right. Obviously, she relates to this. Yes.

We'll get there. Okay. I just like the fact that in the thing, the woman's like, he could have told me the truth. He just did it. It hurt your feelings. Do you see why he was sparing them all that time? All right. Number 15. So he picked up on the fact that his wife is obviously sensitive to the weight she's gained and maybe their sex life isn't what it was. So number 15.

I like how she acts like she doesn't have mirrors in the house. Holy shit. This woman. All right. She's just coming down off the trip Like before she was like having a good time Wasted what's going on And now she's like everything makes me sad She looks like the cowardly lion

Yeah there's a big frown gouty on her face just now Okay So what should he do here Should he A go in for the kill Or B backtrack and try to save What's left of what Fake self-esteem that she ever What should he do is A

What he will do I bet is B That'd be my guess Go with C I'm not like excusing anything that he's saying and I can't identify with it at all. What a pussy. Yeah. What a pussy. I noticed on her ex that she is promoting this woman or maybe it's a whole network of women who are 300 plus pounds who get naked and do like different sexy poses and say, yeah.

I didn't make it that far. I made it too far. I went too far, guys. I got one more clip. So the entire episode, there is no mention at all about pedophilia. Okay? Good. That's one of the rules.

That's important in the context of number 17. So they're still talking about that same question with the husband who quit, wouldn't have sex with the wife, but he would go in and watch porn. Okay. It's just really weird how he crowbarred this in and made me think something. Obviously, I just need to keep my mouth shut. I got to sleep next to this Bremelo. She's going to kill me in the middle of the night.

I need to get late, so I'm a new porn. Okay. It's better to diddling the kids. I mean, Jesus. Are those the two options you have? Right. You don't want to fuck your wife. We're going to do.

Watch porn or dittle kids. Porn. What the, what's wrong with this guy? Maybe that's why she had to write those rules out. Oh, for him. Yeah. Stopped up a fucking children. We can't keep doing that every episode.

We're going to get canceled. All right. Any other clips or any other thoughts on this podcast? No. I'm sorry, everybody. It's all right. I don't think it was that painful. I softened people up last week. Oh, yeah. Now it's like, period, blood, no problem, but we can handle that. It's nothing.

All right. I was sent this by a couple of different people. We have to address. We've been following the Jerry Banfield saga lately. Just about 10 minutes. It's five or ten minutes of each of your episodes before I bail. Okay, well, you got to stick with it this time. I stick through your podcast. Now you're watching some Jerry.

I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. I look great.

I feel great. So TAB actually sent this over to Chris and myself this morning. you know, Jerry's been put up shorts on his YouTube channel. And this is the most recent. I matched with this woman on Hinge a few days ago. She gave me her phone number after we had a nice conversation. And then she scheduled a date with me yesterday. Then at the last minute, like five minutes before she's supposed to leave work,

to meet up with me, she flakes and says, oh, my meeting's running long. I'm like, you know, fine. I was traffic, I'll just skip it. But I'm like, why? I don't understand. Why do you put all that effort in? Like to go that far and then just cancel it at the last minute. Like, doesn't make any sense.

Like, you did all the hard work to get up to that point. Why cancel now? I'll give you the answer, Jerry. She Googled you. The answer is she Googled Jerry Banfield. Jerry should use a fake name on Hinge. You don't really think it could just be her meeting ran late? I guess it's possible.

not everybody is taken out alone so they don't have to work and then their entire fucking evening is free That is a good point I don't think he can relate to that Sort of lifestyle

So this video is called I almost texted the queen again Chat GPT stopped me This guy makes all of his decisions Based on AI And finally AI is like I don't think it's a good idea Jerry Which normally is just like

Yeah whatever you're the boss You got this Finally even Chad GBT's, you know, this guy's a lunatic. I need to save him. I was sent this video by multiple people today, but I already watched it and vetted it. This is fantastic.

Great update that we get on the queen. Of course, the woman that he went out on a couple dates with, they cried together on the couch, they cried together at dinner, they cried together over the phone. They cried watching a comedy. Yeah, right. And she ghosted him.

It was very painful because he thought it was the love of his life and they were going to have children. That was he was done dating. and instead she told him she needed her space and then he tried harder. That didn't work for some reason. So they decided just the other day that he should probably reach out to her again. But it starts with a little update. Welcome to the Jerry Banfield show.

My Real Life, Vlog, August 5th, 2020s, is a full-time YouTuber, single dad, trying to date, ultra-healthy guy trying to be role model out here. First, I want to thank you. We're almost up on this channel. At the time of recording, we're very close to 500. subscribers very close to getting monetization on my this would be my third channel monetized after creating six new channels and starting from scratch just four months ago. So really grateful for all the time you spent watching here on this channel.

Now, I have a date scheduled for this afternoon with a woman in Sarasota and it's actually scheduled at the same venue my ex-wife and I got married at, which is kind of funny. I'm going to text her to confirm. I met her off of hinge. And it's funny. my mind is like, why does this woman even like me? And I spent $350 on Hinge in the last week. And it looks like I made...

He's dropping so much money on Hinge. And we documented his profile with Adam Bush. He brought up a great point. He's not even trying to get a date from this website. He's trying to make sure that no one hurts him anymore. Yeah. Everything is to turn women off. Everything that he wrote out his profile,

a little voice memo and everything else. And he's dropping all this money on there regardless. I've spent $350 on Hinge in the last week, and it looks like I may get one in-person date. She's like a decade younger than me, and she doesn't drink or smoke or use drugs, which is really nice. And I'm like, why does this woman even want to go out with me? And like, why do all the other ones not? I said all these. That's make any sense.

poses, I even sent this message to one of the moms of my kids. Not the moms of my kids, but one of my kids' friends. Good catch. Dude. He's trying to hit on his kids' friends' parents, which seems like a bad move. It's getting real awkward at the soccer game. Especially when the husband's there. Yeah, no shit.

I just felt so I sent this message really like, hey, I've always liked you. Let's go out. even though I know she's totally not right for me. I'm just going off. I'm like, there is no rejection. Like I talked about how in my last, one of my last dating videos talking about how Kobe Bryant,

you know, helped my dating life, which I thought was a really good title. But I guess the algorithm's not thinking it's that great so far. But I called it how Kobe Bryant fixed my dating life. I'm like, I'm just going to take all the shots I can with all the women I have any interest in. That's even worse reason to have someone you know in your real life.

Yeah. I'm not interested in her. And I know she's going to say no, but why not tell her I want to find her. sucker. What's the worst going to happen? The shotgun approach typically works. Just throw it out there all the time.

Yep. And just have fun and see what happens. Then I have... I mean, it wreaks of desperation, but no, no, please tell us more about it, Jerry. It's great. Had two tennis dates scheduled for tomorrow. I got an email from Hinge this morning saying that the woman who I'd scheduled the first date with said, what did the email say?

It said that her profile, quote her profile. It says notification for a... hinge. One of your matches, and then it says her name, was removed from hinge based on potentially fraudulent behavior. We're notifying you because you were, you were matched with this usur. It advised you to maintain cautious. And I'm like, dang, I wonder what you got to do to get removed off a hinge for fraudulent behavior. I'm like, was she trying to charge or something? Like, how does that, how did that go? I'm guessing it's a dude catfishing guys like you. That'd be my guess, Jerry.

So bought a thousand technically 997 more ICP today. Oh, okay. So this is Internet Computer Protocol, the crypto that Jerry's continuing to invest in, even though it's been flat since 2021, it's lost 99% of its value. And Jerry keeps thinking that any day now, it's going to have a huge uptick and he's going to be rich again. So he's still throwing more money that he doesn't have, that he's paying back with interest, at a cryptocurrency that's been dead in the water for years. Has anybody done any kind of charting or anything to try to track where his loan

has went? Because he's always talking about how much he's spending on everything. Right. You probably could figure it out. Like, what's he paying for his rent versus his dating coach versus dating sites? Yeah. I think in business, they call that a runway, right? Yeah.

A thousand, technically 997 more ICP today. And I'm making sure I have like 10,000 in cash, but I may take another cash advance to cover that. I've got $20,000 or so in ICP now. He's going to take out more cash loans to cover his horrible investments into ICP. And Jerry should know it's better than I do because he told us the story about how he had all this money wrapped up in crypto. and then when he tried to get out, he couldn't find anyone to buy it. The fact that he says he has $20,000 in ICP, I'm guessing he is more like $0 in ICP,

because you can't sell that. No one's buying it. Right. Except for him. And 10,000 in cash. And I still have like 30 plus thousand in personal credit, $40,000 in business credits. So, yeah, women trying.

That's really scary. So we can go $70,000 more in debt, guys. Well, that's good news. You're fine, Jerry. Why is he smiling about this? Because he can keep doing. nothing for months. Yeah.

That's a problem for tomorrow, Jerry. And he ties us in with dating. He thinks that's impressive? That's a good point. He's like, I don't know why this woman bailed on me. We had a date set up and then she bailed on me. Yeah, I think she did look him up. The woman yesterday is, it's funny.

I imagine it's her on this dating on Hinge, and there was kind of not much back and forth. And all of a sudden yesterday, she starts texting fast and get interested. So she says, you know, she's going to be out of town. Basically, the only chance I have to see her is this afternoon. So I asked for the phone number, get the phone number, exchange a few texts, plan a date. I'm like, y'all aren't planning a dates. So I plan a date. And I'm like, she's like, you do you too.

She's like, I don't watch you too much. I'm like, good, don't. Like the women I'm dating should not be watching my videos, although I would hope that if a woman did watch my videos and actually enjoyed them, then it would be the right match. But there's definitely been some of the women I've dated, watched my videos and decided they didn't want to date me anymore. Doesn't mean they didn't enjoy them. Probably sharing them with friends and family, I would imagine. And you know what? Fuck them.

If you watch my videos and decide you want to date me, then don't want to date me, then fuck off. Like, I make these videos for all the people in the Jerry Banfield family at jerrybandfield.com. I make these videos mostly for men that watch. And if you're going to watch my videos and get a bad attitude about it, then I don't need to date you. Like, who.

Yeah, right. Yeah, that's good news for everyone. So isn't the Jerry Banfield family one person? He's up to 22 now. Oh, okay. Because he lowered the rate to nine bucks a month from 49 a month. Are you one of them? I'm not.

Why not? Observer the report. Maybe someday I will be. I don't know. Okay. I want a woman who'll be proud of what I do and who can handle the truth of my life that I don't have to play games with and, you know, hide and do all this cat and mouse crap all the time.

And speaking of that, I just had what Chad Shabitkechee called a bad idea. I was like, maybe I should text the queen. It's been a week since she sent that last. What? Chad? She beat you come. A bad idea. I've never heard that happen.

Yeah, that's rare. That is rare. Major General Tau says, this episode of Jerry Banfield is brought to you by our sponsor, Chapter 7 bankruptcy. Well played. Message. I was thinking maybe I should text her. Oh, I miss you.

You know, or no, I was thinking I was going to text something like, hey, we haven't talked for a week. You know, do you think this is. is better or do you miss me? I mean, it doesn't think artificial intelligence to realize it's a bad idea. This is not going to add well.

Jerry told us he was over her and he learned from it, so it's fine. But then we found out not so subtle messaging. He's trying to make her jealous. He's hoping she's still watching these videos that it's going to work out still. And now he had the idea. Well, maybe I'll shoot her time. It's been a week. See if she still misses me.

So I sent that I'm like, I need to check with chat. GPT on all these things now. And chat GPT says, don't send that message. Was it better this where did you miss me is not a casual check-in? And asks her to reconsider her feelings and give you reassurance after she already told you she wasn't romantically in the same place. It had put her back in a position of comforting or rejecting you again.

She may miss you, but she might still want to date him. Might not still not want to date you. So and it is... I can't see you get hurt again, Jerry. It says you've gone a week without. pursuing her accepted her answer and began moving forward, you know, it wouldn't be good you go back. And chat GPT's opinion is that if she does have a change of heart, it's up to her to reach out, even if it feels awkward for her to do so.

So I would love for her to have a change of heart. At the same time, I'm going to go out with as many women as I can and see if any... I can make her jealous. Baby, if you're listening. Yeah, right. So pathetic. Missy B's in the chat. Did anyone catch Vegas beer sales Jerry on Rob Sell's channel last night?

Are we discussing this today? I did not see that. Is it interesting? Should we check in on Vegas beer sales, Jerry? I didn't know that Rob Sal was still doing anything. I haven't seen him in a while. Anything happens with any of the women I go out with. It's kind of sad.

I played tennis. My friend whooped my ass today. And I was just feeling kind of defeated. And then he's got something in his head that he's all spun up about, which seems pretty silly to me. And I realize when I'm spun up about in dating is pretty silly to me also. Like if you fast forward a year or two from now, and I've got an amazing woman in my life and everything's going great, you would look back and be like, you should have enjoyed this time being

single. You should have just had fun and dated as many girls as you could. And, you know, because once you get, like when I was married, meeting new people was not so easy. Like, dating is one of the easiest. I had to use a burner phone and sneak around. Places where you have a excuse, a very good opportunity to just meet new people. Like, I'm planning to go for this date and about leaving about four. hours. And like, when you're married, there's not this kind of context where you get to just go meet somebody new and where there's excitement and there's potential. This is the time to really enjoy that because maybe I might live the next 50 plus years without ever doing this again.

And yet, I think there's, I'll tell my friend, I think all of our minds have space to make a problem out of something. Like, I remember in high school, there was like a year, like junior to senior year. There was like a year. This is awesome. This is one of my favorite anecdotes he's ever told. And I was obsessed and scared and anxious that my penis was not going to get to be big enough. In high school, it's probably another two or three inches to grow, right? Wow, and there's just lightning right when I said that. It's like, God was like, hey, I remember that. I remember that. And Jesus, like, don't worry, I got you, bro. I made that thing grow. So, speaking to which, I need to read my Bible a little bit today.

And Kat said, let there be boners. And I decided to go back and start at the beginning of the New Testament in this new living translation. Because I'd read a bit of it. I almost said her name. I'd read a bit of it in the Queens Bible. I still have her Bible. Like she wants that back.

She can text me. Maybe it'll be an excuse. But. Oh, no. He is psychotic. He is psychotic and obsessed. And I'm actually going to go out with Anna Bush's theory that she saw him as an opportunity to convert someone.

Oh, here's this Mark who's easily manipulable. I'll just get him over to the church and bring in a new person for Christ's family. So that Bible was gifted. She probably gives us out to anyone who will take it. I am reflecting that we always seem to have space for a problem. And in high school, when I was afraid about my penis not being big enough, for the next 20-some years, that's looked ridiculous. Like, I have a perfectly, you know, it's perfectly, it worked out just fine.

It's perfectly average, you know, And it's not even that big of a deal either. Okay. You match my dick up to any sophomore in high school. Yeah. GBT said it's perfectly average. Now, the story is about to tell. It's even funnier.

A friend was telling me when I told him this, he's like, yeah, I got a friend. He's tiny. And he's never had a problem with that, with women. And it's like, I spent a year in high school being anxious about something that has clearly been a non-issue for the last 20 years, although I did have an ex in college that cheated on me, which I actually agree with her cheating on me. I deserved it. I wasn't given to her good enough.

She should have cheated on me. She was having a hard time dumping me. Oh, Jerry seems to be the kind of guy who would like take the first time you said, like, I don't want to see you anymore. Just like, all right, yeah, I get it. No worries. Is he about to say maybe I should call her? Probably.

Sounds like Jerry was persistent with this one, too. She cheated on me, and then she felt good dumping me after that. And she's like, yeah, he was bigger than you, but he didn't know how to use it as well as you. I'm like, all right, I'll take expertise over just, you know, size and not knowing how to use it, although you could in theory learn how to use size. But, you know, that's the only comment I've ever heard about that in my whole life. And it, you know, she didn't end up with that guy either. So.

Oh, I mean, so much justification. He uses the term right here. Perhaps a tiny bit bigger didn't matter. Him being perhaps a tiny bit bigger. That's not what she said. Nope. Not even close to what she said. So, see, that's such a random conversation today.

Then I had a dream last night that I had, I had a dream that I'd like, uh, push some dude off this ledge and, you know, I was going around just trying to kill this dude in this dream. And he fell and I guess he didn't die. And therefore he was telling people that I did it. And I, for some reason, had this time machine. Okay. I mean, I'm going to scrub through this dream.

This is this fucking nonsense. obviously. He goes out of that out about this ridiculous dream that he had. And then, yeah, this part is a little unhinged. It gets the end of it. Bunk bed above him. And then I'm wondering, my now ex-wife, I'm wondering if I traveled far enough back in time so that we didn't get divorced. And she's like really happy to see me. I'm like, hey, are we still married?

She's like, yeah, of course. And she got a big smile. And then I woke up and that hit me really hard this morning. I was like, damn, that really hurts my feelings a little bit. then I'm like, would I really want to go back in time? So he, in his dream, his ex-wife still loved him, and then he woke up and that hurt his feelings. Yeah. They really hurt my feelings.

She doesn't love me at all anymore. So I texted her. Before I was divorced and do something different. And I remember two years ago, having, you know, thinking that I need to get divorced, I remember deciding to choose this timeline. Like, I chose to go this direction. But I also believe there. there's opportunities to choose to go to another direction.

So this is going to get even weirder. I remember in 2009, I was in a very dark place. And I think there's a timeline where I decided not to continue. And I think I actually went down that timeline first. And then I was able to dial back and say, all right, let's see. You know, let's try out what it had been like if I didn't do that. And then for like a year or two,

I was very aware of this other timeline. And I felt so grateful to like be alive. and it just felt amazing. Like I was a... Do you just watch Back to the Future, too? This is what we're talking about. And then my arch nemesis owned a casino, and it was because of sports gambling,

and it was really outlaw country all around it. It was horrible. Let me scrub up a little bit further ahead, because... I don't understand what the fuck he's talking about. I know. It gets really stupid. So let me just get to this part.

Got a match on hinge. All right. This is funny. So he gets distracted by his hinge app as he's going through this nonsense. restarting this this computer with this set of memory. It feels kind of clunky that I'm back in this body. Oh, I just got it.

All right, what happened on Hinge? Oh, I just got a match on Hinge. All right. I'm trying to figure out my niche on Hinge also. Let's see this new Hinge match. It says, all right, so this woman I sent a rose to her. And so she put on her dating profile that she doesn't drink, but then she puts on her dating profile about the glass of wine.

but then she just changed that after my, you know, it says, you know, I'll choose the wine. But then she puts she didn't drink. So, Jerry, why don't you sort through this after the show's over with, buddy? It seems like it's going to take a few minutes to figure out what's going on. And she just matched with me. I don't know if it was just to address my comment. But it's funny. I've been getting some more matches.

I guess my dating profile has gotten better, which if you want to see what my dating profile looks like, you can go to, you know, the video that said I paid hinged $200 stopping invisible or, oh, no. Actually, I deleted Hinge three times. Here's the profile I'm using. I made some slight changes to it since then. But this profile has been getting a lot better attention. And now I'm wondering, this woman matched me just to reply to my feedback or is she interested? But it seems like I'm hinged my...

Look, I'm distracted. He just got. I got to check this message, guys. This just responded to me. Hold on. This is exhausting. Yeah. Like, I listen to you normally when I'm driving to work.

Yeah. And I just realized that apparently I don't want. listen to you because I'm trying to listen now to keep up in case I can come up with something to say. Yeah. I can't track what he is saying. I cannot follow it. Listening to those two drug addled fucking nasty people was easier to pay attention to than this. Yeah, he's a little out there.

Women that don't drink or use marijuana because it seems like the amount of guys that don't drink or use marijuana is very narrow. Like this woman I'm meeting today, she answered she doesn't drink or use marijuana or drugs. and I think that that seems to be something women, some women, take really seriously and, you know, are really looking for a guy like, okay, I'm a woman who doesn't drink or do drugs or marijuana. It's like, can I, if a woman sees a guy, that seems to be a major green flag. Like, okay, this guy doesn't drink or do drugs either. Are there green flags? I guess. For the red flag.

Good. I want to give him a chance. So I'm really grateful for a chance to do this vlog today. and I really am grateful for all of you that keep growing the Jerry Banfield show. I hope that showing my real raw, authentic life with you is useful. If you want me to get to know you, if you want to give me feedback, join the Jerry Banfield family. I don't read any more comments on YouTube because when I have people that are paying me to talk

to me, I'm not going to spend time looking at comments for free. Yeah, you hear that Christian Blatt? Stop reading the free chats if you want people to pay you. And that's how you, uh, they get to be able to pay you. they get on the show. Anyway, I won't torture with any more Jerry Banfield, Doug. Thank you.

The point is Jerry Banfield.com. Join the family if you want to talk to him. It's funny because I'm reading the comments on these videos. They're overwhelmingly positive now. So he might want to go back and start reading him again, but that's up to him. Before we started the show, Major General Tile said,

as a 46-year-old living in a van and with a crippling gambling addiction, I can without hesitation say that Jerry has boosted my confidence sky high. That's what he's here for. Tony Bologna, what's up, fellas? I thought I'd be bored doing chores today, but now I got you guys to make it more bearable.

Hope we can get some Opie today. Oh, we got some Opie today. Opie had a big guest on a show yesterday, a big get. And Scott Ferell. And you might know who Scott Ferell is because he was on the lineup with Bubba on Howard 101. Of course, he was the overnight sports guy. I know he's on to sports.

But he had a rivalry with Opie for a long time. Did he have a real rough voice? Yes. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you know Scott Ferellas. I did get an update on Chad Zumach show last night. We have a few friends who went out to see him. And one of my buddies who actually took me to the Corey Feldman concert when I went there a year or two ago, he went to the show.

And he says, I got there at 645, 45 to 50 people in total, which is 35 more than I expected. They announced, you may know Chad from his dry bar special. They have a seasonal pass for $89, so I'm assuming 15 or more are using that. So basically it's like you can go to any comedy show you want at this place. One Night Stans is where he's playing. Reason being, they were in their late 60s, early 70s. Most of the crowd, I assumed, were from WATP and Drew Lane. No recording equipment.

Opener recorded his set but took his phone down once he was done. I should mention the night before this, the set was recorded. Patrick Melton put it on his members-only stream last night. It's the same time we've heard Chad do before. It's nothing. Sondering John, tie in with the feature act, Bruce Jenner Fruit Loops joke. Oh, the Bruce Jenner Fruit Loops joke was used. Z-Man comes on, brags about knowing Shane Gillis.

He does some hack COVID jokes. Claims he got paid $300 bucks. Does some hacky marriage jokes. Did the police clap bet? I didn't realize that that's entered into the repertoire now in his act. Thank you. Please clap. I force applause breaks.

I force them. Some people earn them. I force them. I love that Chad's leaning into that. Yeah, that's called protection. You can't make fun of me for it now because I do it on purpose. I do it on purpose. So he says he's sober.

He's not drinking. Says he's getting his act together. I like that he's doing the stewardess comedy show. That's great. Part of his act is telling everyone to just lie. Yes. I know that part of the act. He tells people he's a dentist and stuff.

He's a bit about having an imaginary friend named Carl that was in a wheelchair. Ended with a transgender swimming balls joke. He did 43 minutes, a lot of crowd work. He said he was trying to work out a few new jokes. I'd never seen his act before. I don't know which ones were old or how much of it was old. I think the show was the equivalent of a show you can listen to but can't clip. Just not much interesting or funny.

For me, I agree with Kumia. He's serviceable as an opener, but definitely not a headliner. He got some laughs, but that's not saying much. He mentioned the dabbled verse in the act a few times by saying, I did that joke for four people in here. He does that like plays to the back of the room, as he says. I expected some fans to try to be part of the show. Only one guy made a comment a few times during the show.

I talked to Chad afterwards, bought his buddy Joe, a t-shirt. That's cocaine Jesus. We met him in Chicago on our first live show. That's right. Joe needed a medium. Chad only had small and extra large. He said he sold out of mediums and large as the night before.

Like that's believable. Chad was very defensive at first. I told him I didn't realize he was so small and a midget. I can see this guy saying that too. I asked him about the go-fund meme and how bad it looks to everyone, and he swore it was real. Didn't want to hear that it looks, having an awful lot of offline donations

and card of confirming that they were fake looks pad. Swear's up and down that all these guys donated. Overall, Chad was a pretty nice enough guy. He wants friends. You can see he's lonely. I truly think he wanted me to hang out. He reminds me of the regulars. This guy owns a bar.

He reminds me the regulars at my bar, just desperately wanting to talk to someone and feel accepted because they have nothing at home. I told him Kevin Brennan was just a miserable, was just miserable, he agreed. And that he is, and is all about greed these days. I show him there's way too much taxosity. Texot.

How the fuck do I pronounce this word? Toxicity. Toxicity. Why don't I think it's T. Thank you. Taxidermy? Taxidermy. He tried to tell me that it's all an act, and it isn't real on his part.

He said, you know, the GoFund me, oh, he goes, he flew in and read to the car. You know the GoFund me paid for that. He knew I was a fan of the Dabbleverse. He asked me if I knew you, so I got brought up. He said yes. I told him you and Jen are amazingly fun and kind people. Melton got brought up, and I said, while I'm not a fan of his show, I hung out with him, and he's great, too.

I was really hoping to be a train wreck, but he was really bland. It was really bland night out. And then he also said, I commented on his Instagram post yesterday saying I was coming. He thought I was fucking with him. Then he friended me last night

and sent me a message I haven't read yet. And he says, just like all the little old cows, he needs friends. It isn't even pathetic anymore. It's just sad, according to my friend. So that's the update

on Chad Zumach. I'm sure we'll get more. I know Hunter Duke was out there. I have a couple other friends who went out to the show. So we'll get updates. But happy for Chad. Getting 45 people out to the show. He had three shows, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

I think we should move on with, you know, I checked in on something I haven't checked out in a long time. Harrison Young and topic time. You are not going to run me out of fucking time for Stephanie Bree. We're going to get to Stephanie Bree. Don't you worry. We got it. Just a moment. All right.

You're kind of ahead of the beat there. I know, I noticed that too. Harrison Young, our buddy up in New England, had a guest in studio, a model in studio. And you know he goes through the list of underwriters at the beginning of the show? This is a long list to keep adding more and more underwriters, which is great. And it's interesting. One of the underwriters of this show is someone that he knows pretty well. We have Haven Psychiatric Services formerly right here in the building.

Now when he's with him, we have Evan Young Realty. That's my brother Evan the Realtor. His brother Evan the Realtor is an underwriter of this show or I don't know, this channel, whatever it is. I want to talk to that guy. I want to have Evan the Realtor. He sounds interesting. So Cassie Brock is the guest. This is the model.

Cassie Brock. How are you doing? How are you feeling today? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I know you had a little surgery, but you look great. Oh, thank you. And you just started modeling like, well, what, two years ago? I started recently this year, but I had started way in the past when I was like 14, 15, something like that. Oh, really? Okay. Well, what happened between then and when you, when you, you know, why did you just break it off and then restart? What happened?

I aged out. What's that? aged out. You can work till you're like 25 and stuff. And then there's not really an age bracket for you until you like get into your 30s. So between 25 and 30. Yeah. There's no work.

No bodily work at all. Listen, I'm going to need to see you when you're going through metapause. Until that, we have no use for you. She might be a slow. Yeah, I was wondering. She's also a little bit nervous. But I do love Harrison's interviewing style. I think these two hit it off.

And I love Harrison always starts with the most complex question you can possibly ask someone. Because it's not just one question. It's all of the questions it was. Okay, don't be nervous. Everything's cool. All right. Well, tell me, you know, what I do with every guest is I try to find out what they were like as kids. You said you're modeling.

You were 14. Let's go back even further. Let's talk about your childhood. What were you like as a kid? When did you grow up? What did you aspire to? And if I have any questions pertaining to all that, I'll throw them in as I see fit. Oh, he.

So take the time of this one. I just too a lot of a question, Jackie, but just think back. What were your life as a little kid? Where did you grow up? What were your goals and dreams? What were your aspirations? What did you want to do when you grew up as a child? I grew up in Magnolia, Ohio.

Okay. Not always the best childhood, but that's okay. We won't get into that. Okay. I told you not to be nervous. The lights are on. The cameras are running. Let's go.

Stop being nervous. I think she covered not having a good childhood when she said she started modeling of 14. Right. So Harrison asked a very impossible question to answer. And then he's like,

oh, is that too complicated? Let me add 15 more things. Would you want to be when you grew up? Where did you grow up? What were you into?

What were the activities that you did? What music did you listen to? And he always wants to find out, he always pushes this on his guests. If they're like,

I'm a musician, he'll go, have you done any acting? Or if she goes, I'm a model. He'll go, What other stuff do you do? You did do it now?

Tell me, have you ever done anything else in entertainment? You ever done music? You ever done sports? I haven't done sports. I was in choir. Most of my childhood growing up in school. Really enjoyed that. Okay.

Well, we're getting somewhere. Oh, you were in choir. Do you play volleyball? Yeah. Just fucking stay on track, buddy. I know. He goes, entertainment. You ever do music or sports?

Is that the entertainment business? I don't think it is. So she starts talking about her. choir instructor. And she loved this guy. He's since passed away, but he taught them lots of styles of music, and Harrison's not following this story. He

had us do songs from like around the world, so we would do like Scottish songs, Irish, Asian, like basically anything you can think of. A lot of our songs weren't in English and pretty much none of us had a clue what we were saying, but it sounded pretty. What country was he from?

He was from I think America, but I'm not sure. Why couldn't you understand his language? Oh, no, not his language. The songs were saying. Yes, the songs were for. So he's saying opera. It was music that was in a different language?

Oh, so opera is what you're talking about. He's amazing. I've been interrogated by detectives that have better soft skills than this guy. He's incredible. Meeting him in real life, I don't know why he thought he should be interviewing people. He's not the best conversationalist. he actually called me the other day to be on his show.

Did he really? And yeah, he never changes. It's exactly the same thing. I'm trying to talk. He's talking over me. Like, dude, I'm sorry. I can't. Oh, you can't?

Well, are you sure you can't? Right, yeah. He doesn't take no for an answer. Can't or won't? And what were you doing yesterday? And where did you go to high school? Well, it's funny because he's always pushing things on people. So it's similar to like not taking no for an answer with you.

He really wants her to become an actor for some reason. Would you ever consider like going out for, you know, for a play, you know, have you ever done any acting? You said you haven't, but would you ever consider it? I would consider it. I would probably be great at it. Yeah, I'd consider it.

I mean, if the opportunity opened up, I'd do acting in a heartbeat. All right, go. What part of this woman's personality makes you think she'd be good at acting? She's staring down at her lap the whole time. She's afraid of the camera. You ever going to acting? No. It sounds like a terrible.

idea. But he keeps pushing it on her. And we find out why she's acting the way that she is. Now, you seem kind of, you seem, you have a giddy side about you. I get that you kind of, you like being comical. It's more of a nervous tendency when I'm shocked. It comes out. Well, that's good, though. Why is that? What's good about that? I say that when I see retards all the time, and I like you. You're funny. It really is. It's so mean.

So then they're looking at photos of her that she took recently. Your wide-spaced eyes make me gooble. That drool coming out of your mouth is hilarious right now. Everything about incorporating that into your act? All right. So she is showing off these modeling photos she took recently. And a very good follow-up question from Harrison. And then I got to do modeling for Map Studio in Boston, so I enjoyed that.

That was pretty fun. Okay. That's fantastic. So there you go. Now you look very fit. Do you work out? You stay in shape? I go for walks a lot.

Like walking and stuff like that, but not so much working out. Just walking a ton. Okay. I had been going to the gym. I need to get back to it. Like doing the treadmill and the elliptical. That was pretty fun. This is it great?

Is she great? It's a great guest. I like you goes, do you work out? She goes, no, no, no, I just do walking. I should go back to the gym and walk. She's described the two things you can do at the gym. or walking. I can walk and not get anywhere,

or I can walk and go places. Depends to where I started, I guess. All right, so then he asked the question, do you ever model with groups? I'm not sure why that's important, but whatever. Okay. Have you ever, like, have you ever, like, have you ever done any modeling with other people?

Like, have you ever done, like, group shoots? And I want to talk about the catwalk stuff you've done, too. Yeah. Okay. I like that he could never just ask a question to let it sit there. It would just be like, and we'll ask other questions too, like this and that. Coming up. Jesus Christ, let her breathe for a second.

All right. Group shots. She's nervous about this, but she tells us about this Nike commercial she was a part of. We did a Nike commercial for, and that was pretty fun. So that one was interesting. We got to go to this big studio in Cleveland. and we got to do like the... Oh, I wish she'd shut up.

That's what I'm thinking. How long is this going to go on for? Is this a long story? Holy hell, I'm sorry, I got nervous. I looked at the camera. Take your time. Holy how I got nervous. I looked at the camera.

Are you going to kill me? All right, so he wants to know. Okay, so this is a nighty commercial. that's exciting. What was your role in that? That was cool. Tell me about the commercial. What did you say it was? It was a Nike commercial. Nike for sneakers? Yes. Correct. What did you do in the commercial? I was one of the cheerleaders. But they didn't like pull up close on you or anything so you can't

find anybody in the video. It was just kind of like a group model shot thing, but it was really fun. I enjoyed it. So she was an extra. Yeah, an extra. That's what that's called. She was back trying a 30-second commercial for Nike's. But that was her example that she gave. That's great. I've never done that. And you noticed earlier, he goes, you ever gotten into sports? And she said, no.

I think Harrison's going, maybe she doesn't know what sports are. Maybe I can't jog her memory of some examples. So you never played sports. You never did like tennis, soccer or anything like that. But did you actually do, you said you were, you played a cheerleader in a commercial. Did you ever do that in school? No. Really?

Okay. I just wore the costume for the commercial. It was pretty fun. Okay. He really wants to talk to her about sports, I think. He really wants to talk to her about what she did when she was in high school. Yeah, that's a good point, too. So tell me about, you were a teenager, you said?

Is that true? So then you got your period for the first time, right? What was that like? Do you still have those panties? Did you bring them? So then, you know, she was talking about choir, how she enjoyed choir. And you can tell with her outgoing personality that she might want to perform right here. on the show. When we were talking

the first few weeks, or the first time we connected, you sang a couple of bars or something to me on the text. You asked about it. Thank you. Yeah. You want to see something Acapella while I was sitting here? Nope. There's an opportunity, you don't want it, you know, it's fine, but at some point, maybe, yes. I mean, at some point on the line, maybe you'd like to, you know,

write a song and sing it out, and do you know people that are in a band or play music? I mean, you were just bragging about being an opera singer. And the fuck, oh, sing. Okay. So apparently these two have been having back and forth for a while about this interview. And she actually recorded some songs. She was singing and sent them over to Harrison. And so Harrison was like, wow, that was really impressive. What songs that you were singing to me on, that you texted me? Did you make those up?

No, absolutely not. Now, those were from Hamilton. Oh, you didn't write those songs about our founding fathers? Sent to a rap beat? I thought those are yours. You like walking? Hit the pricks. Yeah, right. You're a phoety.

All right. So he thinks that the way modeling works is you just sit around a way for photographers to call you. Right. Yeah. That's cool. All right.

Now, how many photographers do you have at your beck and call now about? Beck and call? You know what I mean? Like, how many, how many do you want to call for? Let's say one of the, at this point, do you know? I think about 10 that have been in contact with me, and they're really amazing. I am very grateful that they've contacted me, but I did not get their permission to give them a shout-out on the show, so out of respect I will not.

Don't. That's fine. There was a couple of them that specifically said, please don't do shout-outs to them. Okay. I mean, you told them all about this show when they asked you. Yeah, correct. So do you think these photographers are doing it as a goof? Yeah. And they're like, oh yeah, don't bring my name off.

I want anyone realizing what I've been doing in my free time. I like that. Also, I think she's insecure about working with people. There's about 10. Don't ask me any follow-up questions, please. That's all I'm going to say about that. Do you think they'll do my show? Well, yeah, that's what it always turns into.

He's always looking for referrals. All right, so then she's a model. You know where you want to go in your model. And what about the possibility of maybe traveling in New York and doing some shooting there. I do that in a heartbeat, for sure. Yeah. What's what I mean?

Maybe look into it. Maybe some... Yeah. I mean, if you go online to reach out to new photographers all the time trying to get work. I have a profile on Boston model, Boston area models.

Sweet. Okay. That's pretty cool. It is. Fuck. Like, she knows that the other side of being a model is cameras, right? Yes. She does.

She's afraid of them. Get confidence, stupid. I like that Harrison sits there and he goes, why don't you do some modeling in New York? That's where a lot of people model? I'd be like, why aren't you on CNN, Harrison? Yeah. She had a job on a real TV network.

You worry about you. Yeah, right. It's difficult, isn't it? To break through. And of course, he has to bring it back to acting again. Now, you've never been in, you've never done any acting, right? You said? Correct.

Okay. Never even, okay. All right. Well, that's just, that's just the thought. because that's, you know, I always told people that I used to do, the more multifaceted the ad and more doors are going to open for them. That's true. Yeah.

I mean, I'm always willing to try basically anything. Oh, don't say that around Harrison. Living room baseball. He ever been a humid urinal? I did say I try anything. So here we go. All right, so Harrison's always trying to help people out and help them with their careers. And so he's like, well, what about wrong?

Writing, creative writing. He's trying to find all these different things that she could possibly be doing. I write individual things to the people I care about. Like, I won't say who. But, like, this one person that I really, really care about, I told them that I was at the beach the other day, and it reminded me of them because, like, they are protective and caring and fierce and beautiful.

And, like, I know that they go through a lot because a lot of people fear them or don't like understand them and I told them that the ocean reminded me of them because it feels and beautiful and the longer you sit with it, the more you understand it and the more beautiful

it becomes and it gives life to everything around it but it protects its own and it's just really cool. Okay, did you play badminton? So you're a surfer. Actually, I wouldn't even play it when his follow-up was like Oh, that's beautiful.

You should have written that down. I wrote it. It wasn't a letter to a cat. Stop at James Q. Legend. I'm sure it was a real person. She's a lot of friends. And she's open to meeting new friends. And she's there with her husband, I should point out.

Oh, wow. Yeah, she's a housewife. Well, who does modeling. Don't get me wrong. She got a job. And she's there with her husband. And if I was the husband, I wouldn't be thrilled about this. I just have a very open personality and love to meet

anybody. I have like random people that'll Snapchat me and I'm like, sure, we'll be friends as long as you don't like treat me terrible. I'm open to being friends with you. I'm like, sure, Snapchat me. I love this. I'll meet you. Yeah, and there you go. What'd you say where her name was real quick?

Yeah, right, exactly. Can't see with a K. Holy shit. She's just like, yeah, I didn't want to just you know, randomly puts a note out to me to like hang out. I'm there. I'll meet up with you. Autism is kind of sexy. That's what they say.

How much cash should I bring with me? Go to the bank on the way, please. Make sure you do that. This is another thing, Harrison. I don't know if he's picking up on what's going on in his show. I don't think that he is. If you did like even public speaking, you'd probably be really good at it. Should you be really good at public speaking?

She's staring at her lap this whole time. She got freaked out when she saw there was a camera on her. So then he feels. finally does get realistic when they talk about stand-up comedy. I was thinking of suggesting stand-up comedy, but you may, that might be, you might need to work on, you know, I need to work on your confidence a little bit first. Yeah, that one I definitely would need to work on my confidence before I got up in front of people and tried to be funny.

Well, Cassie, guess what? We're in the final five minutes of show. Oh, okay, nice. A bad fun talking to me. Yeah, I did. Thank you. I hope I asked good questions. You did.

Okay. You asked a lot of good questions. Thank you. A lot of questions. Why am here? All right. You guys got a question. That was just the first question.

question. I like that Harrison needs you to reaffirm that he did a good job. Yeah. It's like, that's not my job here, man. She'll just be interviewing me. But I was great, right? Anyway, so at the end, five minutes, it's time for shoutouts. And she's a lot of friends.

And you know, those photographers, they don't want shoutouts. Maybe some of her friends will enjoy a shoutout. And, you know, and some of the photographers, not the photographers, not the ones that don't want it. But, you know, I'm just friends. Yeah, obviously my husband Andrew My friends on Snapchat You know who you are when you watch it I won't call you out because some of you have asked me not to

I just That's another red flag by the way If you're friends on Snapchat Don't mention my name by the way No, that just means she can keep a secret That's true, that's a good point Really thankful that you're in my life And if you're watching this

Thanks We're going to be sharing this like crazy when it's up. Now, she keeps bringing up her friends and how she has friends on Snapchat and various social networks. And so Harrison is just like, you know what he does. He wants everyone to bring referrals for other guests that he could have on the show. And by the way, I don't know, I don't know if you know, you know, any of these photographers or anybody that you know that you might think might be a good guest for my show, whether

just, oh yeah, I will definitely let them know. What will do? Because I want to get as, I mean, I'm getting more guests from word of mouth now than ever before. Yeah. And it's really, you know, I love that because, you know, I do shows every week, but getting guests is work. I mean, it's not something that just, people aren't just lining up to my front door. I know it's hard to believe everyone watching the show, but I have to work to get guests. And that's why I like it when people that I've interviewed say, I had such a good time, tell their friends, oh, you've got to do this show.

You know, we don't have to go that far, but you know what I mean. Oh, I will say, I'm very grateful for my military friends. I know that you. You say military? Yeah. I've got several military friends, and they promised to watch the show as soon as they can. And I'm rooting for you. Well, they can do it.

They can come in and do it. I remember too. We can do it by Zoom. Right now, they're stationed in different places. I will not reveal their locations. That's fine. But maybe if they get a chance, they could. Iran is not watching this.

I'm going to reveal their locations. Once they could, but I'm rooting for you. You got this. Can't wait for you to come home. Josie door. I'm by Zoom, though, by the way, just so you know. Oh, yeah, that's true. You can call people back in Ohio and West Virginia to get them on. You get it right up on that street.

That is true. Jesus Christ. Now you tell me. Yeah, I made you come into the studio, but I'll just talk to anyone over Zoom if they'll come out of the show. Makes you feel like shit at the end. I don't know what you were thinking coming all the way out to the studio to be here. But so that's the great Harrison Young with Cassie Barack, an up-and-coming model. Well, looking forward to that. Doug, not only did you bring Stephanie Bree,

you also brought a game for us. I did. I need you to open up your browser and then drop that file in your browser and don't click anything. Okay. You got it. I'm afraid we don't have time for Stephanie, though.

You're staying here. All right. I didn't click anything. Should I load up this HTML file? Yeah, you just drop it in your browser. You should be good. Okay. All right.

So I made a game called Who Used to Review Poddy? I went through the last 30 episodes of your show. For some reason, it's not shit. Can you scroll down a little bit? There you go. Okay. So I went through the last 30 episodes of your show and had it pull every time that you had a segment of one of these people. Okay.

So you and Chris have to guess out of the last 30 episodes who came up more, Opie or Chad Zumach. And then you both make your guests. This is really just a dig at, because I quit listening. your show because you keep talking about the same people. I said. And I just wanted to reference it. Okay. Well, definitely Opie over Chad Zumach, I would say. You agree? Absolutely. Okay. So I click this?

Click it. Okay. Now click the other one. Opie. Chad Zumach has had 22. 22 fucking times out of 30 you have talked about Chad Zumach. But we're not doing Chazu Mug segments, though. We just bring them up. In your show notes. Oh, in my show notes. Oh, you're just reading through show notes.

That means you brought him up. Fair enough. Chan's been very interesting lately. I don't know what to tell you. Go fund me. Anyway, all right. Next round. All right.

Jerry Banfield versus Kevin Brennan. Going by show notes. In the last 30, Jerry just came back recently, but maybe it's, God, you'd think it'd be Jerry Badfield, wouldn't you?

We've covered him every episode. Unfortunately, I think it's Kevin Brennan. All right. You're going Kevin Brennan? Yeah. Kevin Brennan is 7. Jerry Banfield, 12.

Okay. Jerry was the winner there. Artie, Fletcher and Lucy Tightbox. Now, one of these people as a guest on the show. The other one is Artie Fletcher. Gosh, I guess I'm going to go Lucy Tightbox on this one. What do you think, producer Chris?

We've been covering Artie a lot. Yeah. It's tough. I'll say Artie. All right. I'm going to Lucy. Let's find out. Lucy is six.

Artie is five. Lucy wins that one. That is it. That is the game. That was just my jab. Okay. Chad Zubak wins in the show notes of who are these podcasts. Well, what a great way to reveal to me that you've lost interest in the show.

But thank you for being here. Very passive, aggressive. I thought it was aggressive aggressive. Oh, yeah. It's pretty aggressive, aggressive. Very creative, though. All right. Well, if you want to torture us some more, we have Stephanie Brie.

Introduce the audience who might forget who Stephanie is. So Stephanie is a transgender train wreck who, who, I think that she used to have three YouTube channels. I think she's down to one now. I panicked when I went to horror trans and there were no videos since the last time I'd come on here. Gosh, that would have been awful. There weren't any new videos of her.

But I did find on one of her other YouTube channels that she recently posted. I have to warn you before you guys start, she's let herself go. Okay. So this is going to start out slow. So there's going to be a lot of rinse and repeat for the first five or six videos. But I'm going to ask you to just go down the line.

Clip one. She's leading into her intro and what the video is about. After the end of the clip one, I'm going to ask you guys to take a guess at what it is. Okay. Hey, everybody. Stephanie Brie here. I'm going to do my abs. absolute very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very best to not

blow up. All right. So what is it, do you think that, what is the topic of conversation that she is going to get into that, as you'll see, gets her very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very upset? I have a guess on this one. I'm going to say fast food delivery. What do you think, producer Chris? I remember her being pissed about pizza before.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Okay, something like that. All right, so every time you're not locking in your guesses, clip two, same thing. We'll play it. You can change your guess. You can stick with it. Good to know. While I'm talking about, as the title suggests, the most egregious material thing, obviously, this is, this is real.

This is not, listen, this is not. Listen, this is not a joke video. This is not for laughs. This is not me being a weirdo. Okay, listen. I've got to catch my breath. All right, just real quick, you want to keep your guesses? You want to switch them.

I just want to say the room noise is enraging. I realize 70% doesn't make a lot of money. Can't afford a good microphone. But it's 2026, and this is what the audio sounds like. It sucks. So I do have to tell you, I guess I should have led with that. I think she's now using her laptop and sit on the table. And I had to boost it a lot.

Okay. So that's probably what you're hearing. I'm sticking with fast food delivery. Changing your name. We remind on this, producer Chris? No. Okay. Just go down the line.

All right, let's go. And again, these are like material. things that in the grand scheme of reality probably aren't that important. But I'm still going to bitch about them because for whatever reason I cannot explain, and I don't need to justify, it just is. I have a visceral reaction to that is uncontrollable and instantaneous. because it just, every time I see it, I go, why? Literally, it is so egregious to me.

Wow. You still think it's fast food delivery. I don't think so anymore. This is some buildup that's going on. Every time she sees it. This is some kind of buildup. Now, this is a person who doesn't leave their house very often. So it could be a commercial for something.

Could be that. It could be something on streaming sites. Well, just leave that there. So number four, she's letting you know it that it doesn't really offend her so much as just gets under her skin. Okay. Yeah, obviously I get offended by the things that you should be offended by. And this isn't something that offends me like, oh, my God. No, this is something that causes an instantaneous, uncontrollable, visceral, physical reaction in my body.

I'm going back to fast food I think I was right the first time wow this is some buildup though I mean there might be a payoff for this there isn't I know that so the reason why I did this is to give you guys I figured you would hone in

on what the topic of conversation is going to be so that's why there's all these breaks here so I'm not even going to bother asking you I will let you know number five is her saying that this thing that doesn't offend her has bothered her so much that she has wanted to talk to her therapist about it. Oh, okay. Is there a reveal here in number five? Not yet. Okay.

I can't explain. I don't have an excuse for. And I've mentioned it to my therapist, but we've never been able to make progress because I usually can't keep a therapist for more than like six months at a time. And by the time this comes up, we've already exhausted all our time talking about everything else. Wait, therapists are firing her? Yeah. Are you wanted to do that? I would.

Okay. So, the manager's BetterHelp.com. And they're like ghosting her or just quitting the profession altogether. So I've brought Stephanie Bree to the show several times, and there's never ever been a visitor to any of her visitors, or to her videos, correct? Right. Okay. So number six is the first time that we've ever seen a visitor. Oh.

Booty Cow. Because if I see it in public, I, God damn it, I hate it so much. It is so egregious. It just burns my retinas. It's like, oh my God, why? And it shouldn't. All right. So you zoomed it out of bunk out the wall behind her.

I would have to guess that that is a cockroach. Yeah, it has to be a pretty large bug. This is low resolution with low lighting. Yeah. So the fact you can even see a bug on the wall behind her. Spoiler alert, we see it again. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. The filth that this person lives in,

I'm just because they're not smoking right now, which is smoking. It's so disgusting. Got a cheap cigar. Yeah. Chomping on. Okay, so hold on. Which one's this?

This is number seven. Okay, so this is finally the payoff. to what the video is about. Great. Okay. So one last guest, do you want to take a stab at what the topic is? Oh, man. I'm obviously wrong.

I'm going to say Disney Plus is the answer. Okay. Mr. Chris, what do you got? Oddly enough, that's a really good guess. Okay, good. I can't come up with anything. It's got to be a commercial for something. That's all I got.

All right. All right. It's not the mustard. It's not the, you know, brown-ish. I don't know. I don't know all the colors. It's the goddamn mother fucking, fucking shit-eating piece of garbage, useless. I just, why?

Does it even fucking exist? It just, it's just, and I know it shouldn't. And you all know I'm neurodivergent, so this is one of those things that is just, God damn it. I can't help it. And I have mentioned it to my therapist, and I see it, and I'm like, fuck. Why? It's orange cars.

Well, okay, somebody's bringing up some good points. There's no place for an orange car. It's ridiculous. Did you know neurodivergent meant gross retard? I did not know that. No. I'm learning a lot. I actually never knew what it meant.

So now I know. Yeah, I didn't realize. In the grand scheme, I think it's probably not a big deal. But I get it. I'd be pretty pissed off too. My son of an orange car that day. Throw me out for the whole afternoon. We're going to get into it because it most certainly does.

Number eight, there are some vehicles that are okay to be orange. Oh, okay. Not trucks. Trucks are their own goddamn thing. an orange mac truck or a construction vehicle yeah i get it that's supposed to be but like if i see a Subaru or a volks wagon or a bmd you're not going to see an orange american car i've never seen an orange ford thank god or a chevi or a beouac or they don't make old ziela paniac anymore but do they even still make bewick i don't fucking know what chevy general motors is doing these guys

damn days. Audio listeners, Doug was able to find many examples of orange cards for all of those makes. Okay, so number nine, you know, she had mentioned earlier that she has a touch of a visceral reaction when she sees

an orange card, so she gets into that. Right. And I know it's stupid. I swear of fucking God, I know it is. And I can't help. And it's usually that kind of reaction that I see it. And I'm like, oh my God, I have to go on social media, bitch about it again

because I saw it. A pleasant. She's a great person. She's a great person. Yeah, she really is. You see what people want to follow her. It's great. If you had to take a guess at why people don't own an orange car. I'm guessing, so I don't own an orange vehicle. I don't either.

Chris? Uh, no. Okay. So, do you know why you don't? Number 10 will tell you. Okay, I was, I actually didn't know the answer. Most. People are intelligent enough and compassionate enough and generally human enough to not drive a fucking orange car. Yeah, that's a good point in the chat. Wasn't the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazard? Isn't that an orange car?

It 100% was. That's very offensive, guys. Surprise that show was popular. They had no compassion. Right? that is true i am super cool that's why i don't have an orange car stephanie's got my number i hope she does if she doesn't she will

all right uh number 11 is stephanie explaining what what color orange is or what color of orange uh bothers are the most on a car I don't have Well, I might have I was going to say I don't have an app I'm talking about the orange orange

Like regular orange This, this color This color of orange Like on a car Arraceous Like cheddar cheese orange Like orange like orange orange Like orange

peel of the fruit orange orange juice like no three more things are a car are you god damn kidding me get it the fuck out of my sight I gotta say if this was an open mic bit it would probably win the night

you know what I mean if someone just went off on orange cars for 10 minutes straight in an open mic like Stephanie Bree was pretty good I like their material all right So number 12 is just an example of The path that her

So she starts talking about an orange car that she has to see in her small town I believe it's the the guy that drives it works at the pizza place next to the gas station that she goes So this is really just a really good example of the Logic trail that she Jumps to got it There's this one I don't that could be the kindest person on the face of the planet I don't know asshole that works at the Domino's up the street from my house across the street from the gas station that I go to every day that isn't there all the time because Domino's is only open for a few hours

of the day because, you know, you don't get pizza for breakfast. Well, you should. You could, but Domino's knows that not enough people get pizza for breakfast to be open for breakfast. Smart, by the way, because, yeah, they don't sell breakfast pizza. They, as in the universe, the capitalists, there are those that make breakfast pizza. I've seen them. I bought them. They're whatever. Wow. Amazing.

What explanation that is. The thing that I picked up on before it went into a crazy town was the fact that she goes to a gas station every day. Yeah. Do you go to a gas station every day? No. No. You know what else goes to gas stations every day is Aaron Imholt? These are people who eat

garbage food. Right? Because they have to go in there, whatever's on the roller thing, five layers of grease on it? Yeah, it shows. It sure does. You know what? I was talking about fast food delivery. I'm an idiot. She can't afford fast food. Right.

I wish I to get R&B delivered to my house. It'd be amazing. The gas station every day. All right. We're getting there. So let's see. That's when I marked that her voice gets really deep at the end and she's still talking about the orange car that sometimes is at the pizza place that the gas station

that she always goes to. Right. When this particular person is working and their dog shit, ugly cars parked in the parking lot across the street from the gas station where I am at, I have to occasionally catch a glimpse of it. I figured that's why you were pissed, Stephanie. If you never saw it, you probably wouldn't be on this rant right now.

Yeah. The worst part is I've seen this orange car. Well, yeah, that's what I assumed. I'm guessing it has something to do with the person who drives this orange car. I don't think so. No, it's really just this orange car? She said he could be the nicest guy. I don't know.

But he's an asshole. Yeah. I forgot. Okay. Yeah, so I'm not following this logic. I don't think you're supposed to. You're just supposed to enjoy the insanity. Okay.

I am enjoying the insanity. Okay. Her therapist did not. Number 14 is. is her starting to spiral a little bit. Okay. And I'm sorry if this is the type of video that you're laughing at because you think this is a bit. It isn't a goddamn bit.

And you're like, chill, get the fuck over it. Fuck you! It's a literal, I can't get the fuck over it. I've tried. I've asked my therapist, what's wrong with me? But I see an orange car, and I swear to God, if I had a brick in my hand and I was willing to spend a week in jail, that brick would just god damn it i hate him there's a lot of things i would do if i was willing to spend a week in jail

you know right the qualifier right there probably care about going to life for prison well yeah only a week prison for life i guess is the way should um all right well very upset about this uh how can you not love this person carl i am enjoying it i am enjoying it this time dog Zach grossing me out as much as it has in the past. No, there's no gross in this one. Other than the bugs. Other than the bugs.

Yeah. All right. So number 15, you may be asking yourself, how often does she see the car at the Dominoes by the gas station that she goes to sometimes? I don't see it every day. Well, the one at Domino's I usually do because they probably don't work every day, but I'm not at the gas station every day. So every day I's at the gas station, they're usually there.

So I don't see it every day, but every day I'm at the gas station, And usually I see it, but I see it enough. We have no idea how often she sees it. No, I think she should probably write this down in the journal or something so we know the specific day she's seen it. Because it started with, it's not always at the Domino's because I'm open for breakfast. Right. But I was turning into every time she's at the gas station, it's at the Domino's. I'm very confused about this.

All right. So here's why I think that you don't enjoy Stephanie Brie. Okay. You are trying to take the logic that was applied in the one, clip and then transfer it to the following clips. And there is no connections. Each clip is its own thing of beauty. I see.

Okay. These are all standalone. Yeah, don't look for consistency. Got it. Okay. So 16, she gets into, she has a scale for a 1 to 10 scale of things that she doesn't want to see. Dog, taking a shit in the park.

All right, that's a three. I don't need to see that scale. All right. Well, I can just turn away. It's just, that's nature. Everybody shits. And if you're going to tell me you don't shit, I know you're a fucking lying, okay?

Unless you have some kind of weird medical condition thing about. I've dated multiple girls who told me they don't shit. Were they all lying to me? But like, that's once in a bajillion circumstance. And I don't even know if that's physically possible. So, yeah, probably everybody shits. So tangent, I guess. There's a book about it.

I got to come on my basis, so I. It looks like a total bitch. Yeah. You know. We're getting off track here. Come on. Come on. Get back on track. Remember the dog pooping?

Just an example. We're not actually talking about dogs pooping. Everyone's shitting. I was just thinking about colostomy bags. If this orange car is a five out of ten, I would be so upset. It's going to be a fucking ten out of town. Yeah, should we guess? I think, I can just look away from that.

The orange car you can also just look away from. What did I do? What did I just tell you? All right. You're right. All right. We're going to skip 17 and 18 is just a, it's the first time that I've seen her laugh in all of the videos that I've seen. Good.

If it's not Harley, it doesn't fucking matter. But I should probably do a video about that. Whoa. Is that laughing or crying? Yeah. No, that was laughing. Okay. I bet she's having a good time.

You thought Jerry Banfield was turning into some sort of villain. Yeah. This person started as a villain. Oh, yeah. Okay. So you may be wondering if you have an orange car. Yeah. What do you do?

Number 19, we'll answer that. Drive it off a cliff. Just Jesus Christ, everybody that has an orange car, whether you picked it out because you're colorblind, I guess, or your grandma gave it to you for your 16th birthday. Take it to the junkyard, crush the cock-sucking thing, and get it out of my way! I can't resell it in another state?

No! Come on. I want to get some value for this. All right. We're wrapping up here. 20 is her, she's starting to calm down. Can you imagine the junk guy just like,

oh, what's right of this car? It's total? No, it's orange. Can you imagine the neighbor? Go ahead and crush it. Oh, my God. I kept it together as much as I could,

but I fucking, I viscerally hate orange cars. And I know superficial, yes, we're talking about that. But on a scale of 1 to 10, how angry does this thing make me? Oh, good. We're back on a scale 1 to 10. I was supposed to think about that from before. But I was curious about that.

Are we going to get an answer to this? You can guess. I'm going to guess 11. I'll go with the perfect 10. Okay. Here we go. This is a 10. I don't want it.

I don't want to see. it. I hate the fact that it fucking exists. And I don't like knowing that there are people out there that think it's okay to drive an orange fucking car. Maybe they'll do it at the fuck with you. Okay. All right. And then

22, it's the last clip and all it is is our bug friend saying goodbye. Oh, good, okay. And don't start fucking tweeting at me, fucking Instagram photos of orange cars. I swear to fucking God, don't do that.

Stay cool. But I actually be cool to stay cool. How the fuck does stuff you not react to that? There's a bug on the computer screen walking right in front of the camera. She doesn't see that? They're waving at us. I got through it. Oh, shit.

That's incredible. So, Doug, full disclaimer. I was putting in my thumbnail for the episode today. And I'd to put in all the people that we're going to talk about in the thumbnail. Yeah. And some of the people, the waiting's not good,

the resolution's really bad. So I go into Grock and I have them enhance it a little bit. And so you'll notice that with some of the images that we put in there. So I tried to do this with Stephanie today. I thought this was too unrealistic

when Grock did with this to put it in the thumbnail. Oh, that's the drummer for fish. Yes. Very good. No, honestly, usually it does a really good job. It enhances things,

but it looks like, yeah, that looks natural and probably normal. I'm like, she wishes she looked as good. She was terrible. So, all right. Well, thank you, Doug. It's nice to catch up.

Thank you for humoring me. Yes, nice to catch up with Stephanie. All right. Like I said, Opie had an amazing episode on Friday with a big special guest. Opie has a new name for his channel and his podcast. It is now the Opie. unfiltered podcast, no longer Opie Radio.

And this episode is called Shaking up, catching up with Scott Ferell. And so Scott Ferell was the sports guy on W&EW when Opie and Anthony show were also on WNEW in New York. So they know each other. And they start off this podcast talking about their time there together

and what Opie didn't like about being on the radio that station. I would get away with it because I was so good at like snapping out of my I should mention the setup to this is that Scott Perel they moved him to New York and they put up in a hotel where he was living and he would stay up all night doing drugs and drinking and fucking prostitutes and then they would send the car there to pick him up and he'd show up to work wasted and so he's explaining that like he could pull that up by something that's obfries complained about with Anthony being drunk on air but when Scott does it's

really cool. So he's explaining that like he was able to get past that because he's so talented. I would get away with it because I was so good at like snapping out of my funk and going on the air and being funny and crazy. Like I was just a performer at that time.

Yeah. Well, there's a couple things in there. First of all, when you're, if you listen to management back then especially, you were doing it wrong. Everything management told us we did the opposite. We're like, you don't know how to fucking do this. If you knew how to do this, you wouldn't be sitting at a cubicle. You'd be on the air making the real money, so go fuck yourself.

Right. Management's like, hey, Scott, can you show up sober to work? O'bby's like, these fucking idiots don't know anything about putting out a good product. You should be half in the bag if not blackout drug when you're on the air. That guy in the middle does not like not having attention, does he? Oh, Ron the waiter has nothing to say to any of this. He doesn't know anything about Farrell and their history. Yeah.

He has nothing to add to this. He's fidgety when he's talking, but when he's not, he is constantly doing this. And then eating food. Yeah. You shouldn't be on the stream at all. So you just heard Opie say, fuck management, whatever they say, you should do the opposite. But then Howard Stern gets brought up. Hey, Opie, be funny.

Fuck you. I'll do the opposite. So Howard Sir gets brought up because Scott Ferell used to work on Howard's channel on Sirius. And so Opie then explains that, you know, all this. bad blood between Howard and the opening Anthony show could have been fixed with this. So let me let me say to this day people say, Ope, you're obsessed with Howard Stern. And I go, yep, because he ruined everything. His narcissism, I don't know what you want to say and it's fine.

You don't have to fucking comment. But this guy was such a narcissist and it had to be all about him. CBS Radio had at the time it had Opie and Anthony, Howard Stern. All they had to do was sit everyone down and say, look, just get along. We're printing fucking money, but Howard Stern couldn't take that shit. And behind the scenes, that's what drove me nuts. And that's why I'm obsessed to this day. He would call the bosses and bitch and complain, but he never fought his battles on air.

Hold on a second. Isn't that all he did? Is it, Opie saying that management could have told everyone to be cool? And that would have fixed everything? Hippocrat. Meanwhile, management did tell Opie that he stopped talking about Howard. And they refused to do that. but he also said that don't do whatever management says right which is why i'm very confused because

all of a sudden management could have fixed all these problems for them so it doesn't make any sense scott ferrell is living in the past and he thinks that he still has a big audience he thinks that opi still has a big audience listen to this bullshit that he spews the beginning of the show your fans um they've wanted me dead for uh 26 years I get threats yesterday. Right. When people are online talking about, because I do a podcast and millions of people watch it.

And I get millions of threats and everything. And then I'll constantly see like yesterday. I didn't tell anyone I was doing your show. Because I open up the floodgates and say, I'm going on the OPE live podcast. Yeah. Fucking I'll get, I'll get 600,000 threats. I didn't say anything.

All right. False. Completely false. Completely made up. No one's threatening Scott because he's going to go on Opie's show. He doesn't have millions of viewers to his podcast. He's not getting 600,000 threats because he's going to do Opie's show. The fact that he pretends that Opie has a fan base or even thinks that Opie has a fan base is insane.

We'll get more into that coming up because I have some evidence that Scott Frell has no idea what he's talking about. also Scott is in it for the money just like Senator John as he brags about this So I behaved on my best And I got away with 10 years And then what I get out of that Not to bore you is that So I'm 61 now in five years

I get that pension till I'm dead Right Which is pretty nice because I did the wife husband double Yeah easy money every month till I'm dead Now I should already be dead with all the drugs and booze that I have fucking done. But I play basketball six days a week and I'm in great shape.

I'm a monster. So I'm still here. Yeah. That fucking pension. So I'm not as dumb as people think I am. I didn't go to work because I like Howard. I went to work because I like fucking money. Good principles.

Yeah, good principles to live by right there. So you get that fucking pension for the rest of his life. All right. Howard is a narcissist. Yeah, right. I know. No, sure. But that's what we're talking about.

So I did like what he had to say, Scott has to say, because they did use to have feuds back in the day. Scott and Opie and Anthony, they had a war going on on their radio shows. But I think if they had to settle it somewhere else, we know it would have happened. I think at the time, one day you, I remember you walking through the studios, and I'm a lot bigger than you. Let's just get down to business. I'm a I'm a I'm a six four two hundred and a fucking fucking fuckle off right I'm a lot bigger than you and then I'm your buddy is even smaller than you so yes like I'm not like and I'm not suggesting anything other than I will fucking truck you I'm a lot bigger yeah but I'm I get in fights playing bass I've been in 50 fist

fights 50 he raised him down to this journal uh I just love the idea that's caproll just like I'll beat the shit out of you, OP. And Rod's loving it. He's like, yee. Yeah. I was trying to hear what he was saying. Yeah, he's going to chime in later on when Scott talks about fighting this guy. So I'm confused.

He said, I'm not suggesting anything. Right. And then he immediately followed up with saying, I will beat the fucking breaks off of you. Yes, it wasn't a suggestion. It was pretty literal, it seems like. And he goes, your buddy's even smaller. He doesn't know what's going on with Opie and Anthony. He has no idea.

He thinks they're all buds still. And he thinks that there's, still a big fan base because he decides to suck up to Opie about what a great show Opie and Anthony was. I thought the show was the greatest show I'd ever heard in my life in terms of it was so funny what you guys did. And Jim and everybody involved in the show, Norton and all these guys, it was just the funniest show I'd ever heard.

So I thought it was brilliant. And then for me, it was a bummer that when I went to Howard 101, that it turned into that because. I loved you guys so much that I thought it just sucked it. All right. This guy does a podcast, he says, for millions of people. And he can't get his audio together. And Opie doesn't do anything about it.

It's just echoey and it's very annoying. He's in this man cave, apparently, because it sounds like he's in a cave, bouncing around on every wall. So he thinks that by kissing ass and he'll get the Opie Anthony fans on his side because he thinks all the Opie fans want to beat his ass, he talks about how he's currently unemployed. He does his own show. He doesn't work for a company anymore.

But he's bounced around. He's been in all the different radio groups and things. And he says something here that is true. And Opie can't admit this to himself, but it totally is describing Opie to a T. Listen, it's simple. I got fired last July in television. And I told 34C, I said,

my mortality, I understand it. Real simple, I'm finished. No one wants me. I'm old. I make too much money and I don't listen to a fucking soul. I'm impossible. I'm high maintenance.

It's over. So this is Opie. He would want too much money. The industry's dead. He doesn't do well with management or a boss. So Scott's realistic, he's just like, I'm not going to get another job in a radio company. Meanwhile, Opie's just been talking about getting a job.

That's why he does the show that he does to prove he can still do it. And they're not controversial. They do it every morning at 6 a. so he's really trying his best to to get a job back in radio but I don't think that's going to happen Scott Farrell talks about his current podcast and what he's up to.

You know what I do? I do the Farrell U podcast on X, that's it. And I've got it to the point where millions are watching and I don't have a boss and everyone can suck my fucking dick. I don't need a job. I made a lot of money. Like you, you're so fucking rich.

You're living at the fucking beach and you're having sex four days a week. I'm over here. I don't want to work for anyone anymore. So again, Fro has no idea what's going on with Opie. You're rich.

You're getting late all the time. You're having a good life. None of this is true, obviously. But he just said he has a podcast called Farrell, you, with millions of people watching. It's on X. So I went to check this out. This episode dropped yesterday.

I don't have you had a chance to check out the Opie radio. podcast, Opie Unfiltered Podcast live. I did it today with my buddy Opie from ONA days and we have a long history together. We're good friends despite the fans think that I have some war going with them and ONA is just not true. I don't have anything to do with the other dude. Anthony, I don't ever see him. I haven't seen him in 25 years. It is what it is. I knew Norton. I seen him. I seen at a wedding. I said something like that on the podcast, but listen, Opie and I have been friends forever, Greg Hughes, and I did a show today, and it's on my ex at Scott Farrell, and if you

follow his show, it's on there on his ex platform and wherever else it airs. I think it airs everywhere, Apple, Spotify, anywhere you get podcasts, it's there. So I was on there for like, I don't even know. I mean, 45, 50 minutes, something like that. I don't even know. Sounds a lot better on his show. Yeah. Is this the guy who voices Beggy Monster? This is Beggy Monster, yes. Now, you'll notice it says 14,000 views, nothing to sneeze at. 64 likes, seven retweets, two comments. He's claiming he has millions of listeners on X. It's just, uh, it's just not the case. And the way that the views works doesn't mean that those are people

watching this video, just means as they're scrolling through their feed, this went by. So the actual percentage of people who are watching the video is very small. I don't know what that would be. He has 57,000 subscribers on X. So it's tough to, like, inflate your numbers. When you're in broadcasting, you could do that. You could say we have 20 million listeners, 20 million viewers, because no one has access to the books and they don't know. But then if it was on X, we can all just see, like, well, no.

Most recent episode is 14,000 views on it. So millions is exaggerated. I don't think that's accurate. So Opie gets proud of himself when he hears about Scott's pass and what he's been up to. So this is refreshing because a lot of people go, man, Ope, you burn a lot of bridges. And I forgot that you're worse than me. I love this. So I don't know if he's worse than Opie.

But I like the fact that Obie's just like, listen, people fucking hate my guts. And no one talks to anymore. In fact, I'm hanging out with Ron Berman over here, who claims to be a comedian. He's the co-hosts of my show. But ha ha, you also have a lot of enemies from the industry. So that's cool. I think from what I've, that other video that Farrell just posted or that you played, it looks like it's the same backdrop.

Yes, the same day. Okay. So my read on this is that Farrell is. big timing opi. Like, I don't need to come on with my good audio setup. You're just lucky that I'm here at all. I think you're right about that. Because there's no reason, unless it's on Opies end or Ron's on that the echo is happening,

which is possible. There's no reason for that. So, Opie was doing that show on Westwood One. He had Farrell on as a guest. This is going back eight years now. And Farrell recently did a show for Westwood One. And listen to these numbers that he's explaining. Scott Farrell, again, he lives in like an old school world where you just throw out numbers.

People aren't going to question you because like, yeah, you're Scott Farrell. You're big on the radio. That's probably true. They had me do shows. And I did shows. And after the first show, I did a show on like the day after Christmas, like the 26th. And they told me that like 435,000 people emailed the station. And he said to me in a meeting, 35,000 of them were death threats.

And I went, hey, that's pretty good. He's like, yeah, we don't, we don't think so. And I go, listen, man, you're such a pussy. I go, if 435,000 people emailed you about one five-hour show that I did on the fan on the night after Christmas, you have to understand if I did a show every day, you'd fucking get a 10 share and you'd make millions. Who do you think is completely full of shit? Yeah, who's the thing he's fully? He did one show that after Christmas on a radio network.

And 435,000 emails came in. If that were the case, this guy would be a household name. And I would argue he's not. And so the other thing is, if you have a podcast and you have millions and millions of listeners, you're not unemployed. You are working and you are making a shit ton of money. Yeah. Yeah, you're doing very well for yourself. So he's claiming 35,000 death threats came in because he did this one episode.

so that proves that he's great and gets a lot of attention. But then when he got a job offer to be on the radio again, it doesn't seem like he has all that much clout. No one makes any mind. I got a job offer to do a show in Hartford, Connecticut, and run five stations, two sports stations. I asked my guy, David Katz is my fucking agent. You know who that is.

Sure. So he got me this job. They offered me 70 grand. I go, 70 grand. I made that last week. betting on the Red Sox, you fucking cunt. I'm 70 grand having taxes It's 45.

I go move to Hartford. I want to fucking kill myself. Radio is so awful now. No one listens to the radio. People watch the Ompie podcast. People watch Ferrell you. That's all it takes are open to get excited. People watch the Opie podcast.

That's right. I'm a big deal. And Ron, so wanted to talk about the Red Sox. Oh, yeah. problems of Red Sox. I looked at he goes, I made 70 grand, betting on the Red Sox last week. No one told me there was going to be boasting. He's so full of shit.

It's crazy the things that he throws out there. And no one calls about it. They go, yeah, sure. So we find out why Opie has changed the name of Opie Radio. He's had that since he started in podcasting with Westwood One back in 2018. So this is a big deal. And of course, you just heard Scott Ferell say, radio's dead.

No one's listening to it anymore. Quote me on that. I'm right about that shit, too. I finally had to drop the radio in my name because, like, my kids were looking at me, like, fucking radio. That's archaic. It's archaic. So he had to drop it because his kids, I don't know, embarrassed him. Yeah.

You know, just like, oh, dad, you're still doing the radio thing? You're trying to get back into radio? Cool, dad. They were having a sleepover. Everyone was laughing at him. Right. They weren't even talking to him. He was just listening with a cup up to the door with a single tear coming down his face.

That was the cool dad at once. throws his radio across the room. I don't need you anymore. So now he's Opie Unfiltered is the new name, which is ironic because he does put a filter on so you can't see what his face looks like. But unfiltered is the name of show. And they're not allowed to talk about a whole list of things. Yeah, right. Like he filters out a lot of stuff.

He can't talk about sex. you can't use bad words. So Opie brings out because they're bashing serious XM. They're like they have no content over there. It's a ghost town. There's no reason to have serious XM. And Opie has to bring up Ron Bennington, who's still over there. And, you know, Ron is recovering from stage four cancer.

But he's crushing it on the show. And it's very funny because this is proof that Opie doesn't actually listen to Ron Bennington when there's a single follow-up question from Scott Farrell. I mean, I got it. The only, obviously, Ron Bennington still crushing it. And he's a great guy. He's fighting stage four colon cancer,

and he's better than anyone else at Sirius XM. The rest of, the rest of them, no one gives a shit. What is he on? What is he on? Yeah, like, I don't, I haven't seen him in years.

Yeah, he's, he's on serious XM. Oh, all right. He just had, he just had, uh, that comedian, Tom Dylan or Tim Dylan?

Obviously, Ron, that's the first time he talked to this entire podcast. We're over 30 minutes in. And he doesn't even know what he's talking about. Scott Farrell is asking, what is Ron on, not meaning serious X-N, that's what they were talking about. Meaning what channels he on? It's faction talk 103. Opie panicked there because he knows he doesn't actually listen. He knows he's not keeping up.

Opie's not paying for serious X-out. He doesn't actually listen to it. He just likes to pretend that he knows everything about it because he goes, he got uncomfortable. He started moving around in his seat. Yeah. What's he on? You know, he's buying himself time. Went out of frame.

He's not serious like some. Well, no. Okay. That's fine. It's got for a lot of him off the hook with that. So, Opie is on X, Twitter,

as you guys know. But he's got a life, man. He's not even paying attention to that. I check my, I check my Twitter, you know, a couple times a day as I'm enjoying my life. And I'm on it,

I'm like, these guys are just hanging out on Twitter trashed me all day long. As I'm, as I'm, boogie boarding when my kids is fucked up. I'm not even there to read half your shit. Here's the thing about how social media networks work. It'll be there when you come back.

He's like, I'm only checking Twitter a few times a day. That's a lot. That's more than average. You guys are all bashing me out there nonstop. I'm not even reading it the moment you write it. It takes me an hour or two. And then I see it. What's the difference?

Yeah, what's the difference? That's the whole point. And in his mind, if he gets 24 people that each send him a shitty note one an hour in his mind, it was one person on there all day. Yes. This is the mistake a lot of people make who didn't grow up with the internet. They think that the entire internet is just one person and they don't have a life. They don't go out and touch grass.

I don't have any hobbies. You see them like airing him hold and stuff these guys to be like, oh my gosh, just on the internet all day every day. Well, no, there's thousands of people who check in from time to tell. time and I'll think the same thing that you suck. And that's what you're reading and why you're thinking that you're better than them. You're probably not. Every once in a while I'll say something on our show that gets some pushback.

And for that reason, I hate time zones because it's like just when I think I'm done with the first wave of people telling me I'm a dumb piece of shit. Like other people are waking up and now they're going to do it. Yeah. I have a similar issue. Like we'll do the live show on YouTube and then I put it out as an audio show the next morning. So it's like, I said somebody really stupid. I get all the people

who are watching it live telling me that and then the people after the fact and then the audio the next day. I made it through that. That's over. Yeah, nope. Here it comes. Dude, Ron is absolutely in love with Scott Farrell.

He's like you on steroid, don't think. Radda punches. You're fucking fucking just fucking just fucking just keep fucking punching. Ron's just like, this fucking guy, he's also a has-been. but he's still got some juice.

He still wants to kick some people's asses. Scott Frell tells this story about how his heart exploded. And it happened in the morning and then he like played basketball and went and did a TV show and worked all day. But somehow he miraculously survived it and he's doing well now. He's eating healthy and not doing drugs or drinking or anything like that. So he's, I don't know, living on borrowed time. Seems to be enjoying himself. and appreciating every day

something that Opie could maybe learn from. Yeah. Opie seems to be miserable every day. But anyway, big get for him. Scott Farrell didn't know any better and thought there was a big deal to go on Opie's show. Ron's in love with him right up until Opie invites Scott out to the beach house right in front of him. Yeah, right.

And the next episode, actually, Scott's going to be here with me. I was like, oh. Doug, thank you so much for joining us on the show today. You mentioned your podcast. Who's right? Who's Rightpodcast.com with you and your friend, Anthony. What's going on over there? Same as every other time.

We're just racist. That's about it. Very good. Well, thank you so much for joining us. Your fan favorite. People are always excited when you come on the show. I'll let you go if you want to. I have some voicemails to go through.

So it's totally up to you. No games? Oh, we have the Internet news as well. I don't have any games today. You brought the games. You brought the game today. Just to humiliate us. Cardiff, you motherfucker.

I know. Cardiff's really dropping the ball. I should, I should have, oh, he's actually on vacation right now. Oh. So I'll give him a pass this time. Well, I want to hear what's going on in the news. All right. Sounds good.

Let's hit some internet news. Yo, word to my dead. Internet news with Jenny motherfucking jangles fan. From Spotify, Brian Harmer requests. Can we get a retrospective of Joey Mattress's comedy career? Apparently he was once really funny. MLR comments on our emergency minisode. I'm not sure this is a good example of having Jesus-like patience

while moving forward in a relationship. Tyrant 401 opines. Jerry Banfield reminds me of Jerry from Rick and Morty. Jerry, what seems to be the problem here, pal? I'm not your pal. I'm your punchline. I heard these assholes talking. I know I'm some grand joke for their amusement.

Altefore forgot someone by mistake. Jenny and Chris? Fuck yeah! And then the comments get a little shitty. Kegan Dorsey writes, Man, these Saturday episodes have been incredible lately. Great panels and a shit ton of fun. Carl, is this your formal response to the poop eating allegations?

MCV shares, just like the creep off, I shouldn't be eating while listening to Carl. Marionetics is making progress. I'm trying to cut back on food intake, and this podcast review helped a lot. Appetite destroyed. Yob, Yob, Boilana proclaims, Carl's finally getting into food podcasts. Lance agrees. Oh, muck-bang and Carl.

Josh Gripes, I would rather listen to the music special on a loop, but no. Oh, Carl had to get his kink satisfied. Tootty's unpaid staff offers, if you're looking for a podcast that gives you shitty food ideas, then this is the one for you. Professor Renji is impressed. What a classy episode. More of this, please.

Some guy in New Hampshire confesses. Thanks to this episode, I am now officially anorexic. Ty Fitt points out, Chad's humiliation fetish is almost as weird as Aaron Imholz's cum-eating fetish. From YouTube, Lou Gassad Jr. reports, there's no way Jerry Banfield is a real person. Jordan Bates is probably right.

Jerry's wife must watch this with her new hubby and laugh and laugh. Kizabel demands to know, why doesn't Jerry focus on the kids he already has instead of trying to make a new family? Who can forget this reminds us? I feel bad for anybody that doesn't get why Jerry is possibly the most entertaining human being who's ever existed on the internet. The pure delusion.

He is the Kobe beef of low cows. Pink Floyd Pyro writes, that sounded funny. I bet that was funny. Was honestly one of the funniest things our local Zeno spokesman said. Ignatius Riley gets in Carl's grill. Rorious applause. Oh, wow. Did that follow an outstanding performance?

Brian Dampouse isn't wrong. This looks like Sesame Street. Adam is Burt, Carl is Ernie, and producer Chris is snuffle up against. And Kev T plays us out with I'm leaving a bad Yelp review for this podcast. Excellent job producing the internet news. Jenny Jingo's and producer Chris. Thank you for that. Of course.

It's funny, the Jerry band filled with Jerry from Rick and Morty Comparison because Missy B said that in the chat earlier. Oh, no shit. Yeah. So a parallel thinking on that. I don't think she had seen that on social media and stole it. Who'd be my guess? Gary in San Diego brings us the rock and rolla voicemail line.

It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and rolla. Having a lot of conversations going on, especially about cover songs that are better when the cover band does them, aside from the original. All right, cover song is better than the original.

I hate to give them credit. I know that's an unpopular opinion regarding you two, but health or Skelter, the one from Rattling On, is far superior to the Beatles original. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye-bye.

Far superior? I don't know about that, but all right. Thoughts on that? You too? That's the second time someone had said that. It was in my notes to check it out. I still have it. All right. We'll check it out.

Hey, what's up for my face? This is Brandon from Connecticut. it. First time, long time. Cover songs better than the original. We're going to go with Atlantic City by the band and roses are free by fish. Suck a dick. Don't call me back. Peace. Those are fighting words. I've seen Fish perform roses are free, the great wean song. I can't agree with you on that. Sorry. Jerry Bansfield is a certified lunatic. Even hypothetically, let's see, get a 9 to 5 job, he would be fired so quickly because he'd either be on his phone all the time,

lack of production, and just creeping and weird in people out. He is unemployable and he needs to be in a padded room caught with butterfly mess. He's a fucking lunatic. Have a great day. Save travel to Detroit. And much love to everybody in the dabovers. Be well. All right. You as well. See in Detroit.

You know, I used to be a Jerry Banfield hater. Right? He's creepy. And he always talks about the same stuff. He just wants to get laid. But I get it. I get it now. Checking in with him once a week, I see that he's talking about the same stuff in a completely new direction. Like by the hour, honestly. I'm totally on board. I love Jerry Banfield. He's absolutely insane. I want more updates. You need to do an episode to do. day, an episode every 20 minutes, just whatever the newest thing he's talking about is. That's what I want.

Just be careful. Jerry will kill again. That actually reminds me of the text that we got from Tab today. Episode 202 of Who Are These Podcasts was the first time we brought up Jerry Banfield. He says he hasn't changed it all. But also, it was the birth of the P-Pod. And there was also podcast Hitman was on that episode. announcing he had a girlfriend.

Yes, and then he wouldn't be able to do the show anymore. Yeah. So I went to revisit episode 202. That sounds like a classic. I've been meaning to talk to you about that. I don't know that I've ever seen a residual check from the P-Pod. Yeah, you know, we made about 75 bucks on that. And I remember messaging you and kind at the time.

Like, do you guys over to send you this money? And you guys didn't respond to me. So I've kept it all. So I think with interest, I'd probably, oh, yeah, a good $38, 40 bucks. at this point. Hmm. Maybe we should relaunch it. You know, it was very profitable.

I was going to pee anyway. I was going to say, I can start sending you some episodes if you need them. Okay, yeah, sounds good. You know, I was thinking during the Jerry Banfield segment today, how we always wanted a Stuttering John in real life, you know, like... RRL stream? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I would love that with Jerry Banfield. just to see him. Yeah. Living alone. I'm sure he constantly talks to himself. Yep. And I want to hear what he's saying. I want to hear every time he gets a notification on his phone, how excited he gets.

You know, it's constantly like, oh, I got a thing from Hinge. Oh, what's this? Oh, a new member at school. Holy shit. Like, he just gets excited. And there's a huge letdown and he's depressed and mopee and crying and he's excited. It's probably up and down, up and down. It would be my guess.

There was something during that Banfield segment. where he said, you know, a year from now, I'm going to have a nice family, nice wife, or whatever, however you phrased it. I think you should put something on your calendar to do a, make sure you do a band field check-in. You got that, producer, Chris? Yeah.

Early August, 2027. Because I suspect you will no longer be hearing from him. He will have run out of money. Yeah. Oh, man. That is interesting. I wonder what's going to happen long term because he doesn't seem to be concerned at all.

about taking more and more debt on. What's going on, boys? I've never really liked Opie, but after hearing the way he blew off Vinny for the Brother Wees thing, oh, I fucking hate this guy. I want to cave his fucking head in with aluminum baseball bat. He is such a piece of shit. Him fucking talking about the cable guys like that made me so fucking mad.

He looks at people that don't have as much money as he used to have as less than him and servants and fucking peasants. Fuck him. This dude probably buried a fucking cable. sweat his dick off in the sun all fucking day. I doubt he offered him a fucking bottle of water at the least. Like, dude, I fucking hate Opie. I, oh, God, what a piece of fucking shit.

Just straight up piece of shit. Don't call me back and go fuck yourself. Thanks for calling in, Stephanie. I'm not suggesting anything, but. Yeah, no violence against Greg Hughes, please. Jesus. Hey, Carl. Chad's missing up.

you need to quit it with all this shit plays lately okay even though the hill's covering shit it's slippery still just like when they wanted gay marriage be legal now they're trying to make it so fucking kids can get their sticks cut off you're trying to just ease us into eating shit is normal it isn't carl stop that's what you about my slippery slope okay

I wasn't prepared for that listen to the bonus episode emergency broadcast your bandfield and Jen, I can't agree with you more. I've been wondering about Jerry Bainfield's massage visits and why the fuck doesn't eat so many? Because I get him quite a bit, but I go to legit spots. And I don't go as much as him.

But, yeah, I also could see Jerry going to a happy ending massage place and being completely oblivious to it and paying extra money for services that he doesn't end up getting and just talking with them. Anyway, right there with you, Jen. All right, too. Yeah, if you ever comes back and goes, no one speaks English at this place. It's so weird, then we'll know what's going on.

Hey, Ronnie, in Syracuse, love you, love the show. By the way, shout out to Bonar Guy for those fantastic cop cams. The latest one on the creep off with James Brown was outstanding. So thanks to that guy. As far as parody songs that are better than the original, I submit living with a hernia. And, of course, that's the James Brown thing. And Fed Rock Anthem. and I could watch the video from head rock anthem all very long.

And even living with a hernia is a great video too. So I say that those songs are, in my opinion, much more enjoyable as a parody than the original song. That's what I got. Don't call me back. That's what we're doing, Ronnie. That's parody songs. Cover. It's going to be a cover of it.

But I agree. Living with a hernius better than living in America. Hey, oh, Carl. Love the SCAT podcast. Let's go. Get back to your. roots, let's review some terrible new podcast. Yeah, we did it.

By the way, I guess, you know, listening to that show. It seems like you're more of an eater than a feeder, am I right? But yeah, anyways, a suggestion for you. Look at Ghost Tees, a paranormal sort of podcast with a bunch of broads. It's terrible. Take a look. Ghost Tees? Is it like the teaser?

Is that the kind of teaser? we're talking about That's not it The team It's different color I shouldn't have hit that That's my bed All right

We'll look into it, sir Which number was I just saw I don't know I think you just played the last one Yeah, I'm pretty sure you did Pretty sure I did And Carl Fuck you

Metallic and seen Whatever they want Turn the package is great Fuck you On the show Fair enough Carl Calms-Ockford, why isn't Jerry, he's in Florida, why isn't he get a boat? And then they won't say no.

They can say no, but they won't say no. Do you think he knows that trick? I don't think he does. I don't think he knows that trick. He's already got 600K in debt, so what's another, like, whatever boat costs debt? Yeah. Jerry, get a boat. Calvertankfer is always thinking.

Yeah. You know, he's like, how do I overcome all of these barriers are getting like, what if I owned a boat? and ignore their pleas. That'll definitely happen. John Todd, I'm two hours late, but catching up. Just wanted to say, I love you, boys. Thank you, John Todd. Good to see you, buddy.

Thanks for the five buckaroos. Hey, Carl. Just enjoying your Wednesday episode featuring Mattarice. Joe Matarice always delivers through the W-A-T-P prism. Keep it up. And the Jerry Banfield stuff, my God, this guy, I'm still in on this. I even listen to some of your,

old episodes from 2020 when you first discovered this geek. And I recommend that to listeners. And the thing about him, I don't think any of you have mentioned this yet. But all he's jabbering, nothing is insightful or interesting or intelligent or funny or edifying. He's just thinking out loud. That's all he's doing online is thinking out loud like some chick scribbling in a diary. So, goodos to you. Keep it going.

Adam Bush The other video that I was going to play today But Doug seemed bored Was one where he goes Here's my advice to YouTube creators Doesn't matter what kind of mood you're in Or if you want to do it or not Just keep creating videos all the time every day

It's the worst advice ever Yeah Maybe I feel like you have nothing to say Make a video anyway No no no Jerry's like I'm not always in the mood to do this But I do it because it's my job And he even said he goes

There were a few videos I made where I was crying my eyes out Because I was so upset I think of way more views that the ones are having a good mood. They sure do. Always be creating. Oh, yeah. It doesn't matter if it's good or not.

Do you have time for prep? No. Never prep. Just record. Hey, Carl. I actually have a funny story from back when you weren't talking about Jerry that often. Okay. I have a friend who actually runs, like, a pretty successful crypto company.

And they were looking for a person to represent and be the face of their company. And somehow Jerry had it. squindled them and to become in the face. And I actually sent your first episode about Jerry to him afterwards. And I think Jerry lost that job, actually. Oh, no. So, yeah, maybe I've heard Jerry's life a bit. So I'm sorry, Jerry.

I love you. I mean, if you're friends of these people, then you did the right thing. But observe and report is usually the mantra here. Hey, Carl and checking out your appearance on Tuki Soup. First time ever checking out Tiki Soup. And I got to say, man, you three talking about Scott and punk is just the chemistry is great and the takes are great great chasing music thanks carl thank you i got mixed reviews i think too he's got mixed reviews because it was trucker andy myself and tuky talking

about fat mike and al hafe from no effects on bird chryser's cooking show and burke chriser wanted so badly for them to like him and call him punk rock and trying to be cool like them and it came up as so desperate and needy. He's got a real desperate energy that Bert Kreisier. Not everyone's going to like you. In fact, most people won't. Bert, it's just the way it is. All right, Doug, thank you so much for your time.

You've been very generous today. Thank you for having me. I always look forward to it. We appreciate you, buddy. Come back sooner than later if you don't mind. Okay. Okay. I got to go.

Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye Man, that was a good episode I was a good episode I enjoyed that

Ah, Carl, I love you Go fuck yourselves Have a good week Bye A plane is hit I rewatched Carlie Boom Like his mom

Boom This is it It's over Okay Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye

That was a great episode That was really great That was really great laughing laughing at jerks