Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep752 - Opie Unfiltered, Jerry Banfield, Kevin Brennan, Aaron Imholte, Whitney Cummings

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

We start with Mario Bosco appearing in front of 18,000 fans on Kill Tony. He may not be very funny but he actually does have the misguided confidence he’s known for. Chad Zumock outed Aaron Imholte for getting too drunk at the Steel Toe anniversary event and poor Aaron could not figure out how to spin it. After we listen to Stuttering John’s isolated vocal tracks as our Cringe of the Week segment, we check in on Whitney Cummings who can’t improvise her way out of a thing that someone would need to improvise their way out of. Kevin Christy, her cohost, has a joke that bombs spectacularly! Kevin Brennan is angry and streaming 24/7 at this point. He gets mad watching his brother interview Craig Ferguson but then feels better when his chat suggests he could take Dave Smith’s spot on Legion of Skanks. He convinces himself he’s basically been offered the position which is soothing to the senile old fool. Jerry Banfield has completed the transformation from lovable loser to evil supervillain. He wants to get laid really badly and so he has become a nuisance to every woman who enters into his orbit. Opie finally commented on the Anthony and Jim Show and boy is he butthurt! Wow!! He lashes out at Jim Norton who hasn't said anything about Opie in many, many years! Megan and Annie join us for a round of “Is It Gay?” and Simon’s “Opie or Burr” games. We finish with your voicemails.  WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/KZXPDir6IwU  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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He likes it. He loves it. Megan and Annie will be here for another round of Is It Gay? The return of Simon's Opie or Burr game reviews and voicemails. But first, Mario Bosco showed up on one of the biggest podcast to ever exist. Like Patrick Michael before him, he was a comic on Kill Tony. And very exciting because this aired, well, this taped back in May. May 7th at the Intuit Arena in L.A., 18,000 people there.

And Mario Bosco was waiting in line outside for hours, trying to get a good seat, trying to get noticed by the producers or by Tony Hinchcliff doing anything that he could to make sure that people noticed Mario was there to be a part of the show. And of course, you know what the show format is. It used to be at the comedy store.

People put their names in a hat and they'd randomly grab names and come up to do 60 seconds of comedy and then they would critique it, roast it, whatever. Sometimes people were good, became regulars on the show and got invited to come on. And then other times you just got made fun of

and you tried you tried to get in the future. Now that it's an arena show, it's a little bit different than that. So there's different ways you get people's attention. And Mario, I gotta give him credit. You pulled it off. All right, the show's so wild that if I see somebody that looks interesting in the crowd, I get to do whatever the fuck I want.

And this person looked very interesting. So I'm gonna bring them on stage. They said they had a minute prepared. Let's see how it goes. Make some noise for Mario Bosco, everybody. Rolls down his window and he starts yelling he can't take me. And I was like, why not?

He said he forgot the car seat. It's crazy, right? But I do have some exciting news for you all. I got a call today from ABC TV and they want me to be your next bachelor. Yes, they told me this season on Nickelodeon. Come on, guys. Wake up. Okay.

Something I was very focused at. I've heard these jokes before. We've obviously played Mario Bosco before. The guitarist, who's right behind Tony Hitchcliffe in the gang, is staring at this guy like it's an imminent threat. He doesn't know what to make of this. This little dude on the stage. You've got to look at his sightline and his eyeballs staring at Mario Bosco.

It's crazy, right? But I do have some exciting news for you all. I got a call today from ABC TV, and they want me to be your next bachelor. Look at that look. What is this tiny man going to do to us? What is this lady going to do? Should I swat it? He's like a secret service.

He's like, if that guy makes a move, I'm pouncing. Come on, guys, wake up. Imagine me, your next bachelor. a half-stacked man with the kind of voice, a Tranny would kill for. That's a good joke. I got to give Mario that joke. Tranny does help it along, for sure.

But, yeah, that's not bad. I wonder who wrote that one. I was going to say, someone did give Mario that joke. Speaking of voices, everywhere I go, they call me, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. I was in Disneyland. The guy goes, hey, ma'am, you forgot your. purse. I said, yeah, fuck you. Keep it. Somebody

ex me backstage. Why am I like this? It's because my mother got drunk in Disney World and have sex with Mickey Mouse. I know we've got to do a tight 60 seconds here. I wouldn't put those two jokes together. You're like, oh, that was another thing at Disney? But that's a different Disney

and you weren't there, but you're same key signature. It's all the same joke. Every joke is the punchline is a kid thing. Everyone. Mario, you went over your time. I love it. Good set.

Rock solid. Look at you. I don't even know where the fuck to begin. The most impressive thing for me was the fact that you got yourself on stage from the crowd. I was here today. Online for four hours. The most impressive thing is that you had tried. You know, I just saw your set and wow, it was really cool with you.

I had tried it. Nice shoes. I'm going to go cry in the living room. Mama Luke. I thought you were going to show me scars. I'm like, it's not worth it. Don't do it. Had to wait online today.

Like a, you know. How do you feel after doing that set? Like a civilian. What? How do you feel right now that you've done that set? And you got yourself up here. Amazing. I love that life. That's awesome. Fuck yeah.

You crash it. Thank you. Mario Bosco. You're Italian. That's right. Brooklyn. Wow. These fucking idiots from New York,

think that's where Italy is. Which part of Italy you from, Brooklyn? I can tell by the accent, actually. Cool. In New York, and look at you. What brought you out to L.A. this week? I do a lot of shows. I'm a comedian, nine years. Actor, Seg, actor, actor 40, and I open up for...

Look at Adam's face when he said Saga actor. He's like, okay. So you read Stand-in. Okay, all right. Seat-warber. A friend of mine, little Momit Sal. You also open up for a little moment. and you're just sitting in the crowd by yourself? That's incredible.

His two gentlemen gave me a ticket to get in here so I could try to sneak on. I love it. It actually fucking worked. That's funny. Little Momo's like, get him in the front row. Tony sees this fucking thing. He's probably going to drag it up there.

That's kind of funny. He sees this fucking thing. Momo got two fucking openers up here tonight, and he's not even doing a spot. That's so funny. Mario, you look like the, trainer who had the monkey that tried to eat Fiona's wheelchair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like a photocopied him to yourself. Okay. Like a fucking Mama Luke. Okay, get it out. Mama Lou. Oh, boy. Good comeback. Yikes.

I got to remember that. I mean, we see the quick wit of Mario Bosco right there. What is a Mama Luke? I've heard that term. What is it? It's like a guy. It's a dog that doesn't single panel cartoon, right?

Am I thinking of marmadic. Marmaduke, yeah. Oh, okay. From the neighborhood that's just like, it's just a stupid cheap motherfucker, you know, he's a Mammaloo. Yep. Can't take him no place.

The guy who got a free ticket to come in. That's really funny. It reminds me of when Chad was talking about in cells in the dabbled verse, and Tuckie goes, what is it, insol? Do you know what an cell is? I would say, like, what's a Mama Luke? Do you even know what you're calling?

Someone's like, I hear other people call people with Mammalus. I feel like it's an insult. I don't know. This guy from the neighborhood? You're from a neighborhood. Have you ever heard the term pork you pine? Porky pine? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, we have a couple. Well, surprise, you are one. Oh, thank you. It's my trademark. Have you met the pug? Had I met the pug? No.

You two should get together later and do a children's book. Oh, lovely. Thank you. Mario, I think it's overdue at this point. I got to ask, you have like, what is it? Like Benjamin Buttons or some shit? No, I was born with a disease called panhypo pituitaryism, where a doctor gave my mom cold medicine after her water broke

and left me like this. And I'm not killed Tony! Fuck yeah. You're killing it. That is incredible. How old are you? Can I ask? 53 years old.

53. Wow. I got it. He could have gone for a joke there. This is cringe of the week, right? I actually have a better cringe of the week. Oh. He could have gone for a joke there, I would imagine.

But, okay. Tell you, you are the youngest-looking 53-year-old I've ever seen in my life. That is incredible. What do you do for work normally in real life? Just show business. Wow. Right. Jokes in the day, go to the city, do shows all over Manhattan, get on planes,

come to L.A. baby, and rock it out. You can only pander so many times. Jesus Christ, you're not doing 45 minutes up there. We're already here. Mario, I love your energy. Obsessed with you. How many bow ties do you have? About 250.

What the fuck? About 150 jackets. Holy shit. I love it. You're the real deal, Mario. So cool. Thank you. It's amazing that you got yourself on.

stage from the audience. I don't think that's ever happened before. No. It is a very rare... You gotta do it. You gotta take chances in life, right? And I gotta tell you, you dress the part, you wore the nice jacket, the bow tie, the fucking everything, you got your ass up here. That is 40 plus years in show business. You tricked my ass. I thought I had it all figured out, but here I just got played like a fool. And you made the best to the opportunity and you made the show a little bit that much more crazy and original. So thank you, Mario. Here's a...

here's a big joke book. Bo. Big some notes for Mario Bosco, everybody. I want to buy cotton candy from her. That's a good joke.

Now, listen, I'm going to give credit where credit is do. I don't know if I got up in front of 18,000 people to the arena that I would deliver my 60 seconds

that coherently. He was very relaxed, almost too relaxed. Pretty relaxed. Yeah, that would be nerve-wracking. And the fact of the first joke, Bob,

and he immediately commented on that and moved it along. He does have something going on. It's not intelligence. It's not wit. He's used to being treated as a freak. He's got freak show energy.

He's bearded lady energy. You're right. He's like, people are gawking at me. Time to smile big. But that's the only thing that's an issue is that he's really none of those things. He's not an actor. He's not a comic. He's not a singer.

He's not a cook. But he cosplays as all of them. because he's interesting to look at. Is he even Italian? Don't break my heart. Do not break my art with this one, Adam. I can't take it. I love that.

You're Italian, right? Yeah, Brooklyn. It's fucking it is. Anyway, let's get into the Steeltoe. Please, please, guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, Venmo, maybe, you know what? maybe we don't deserve it.

Aaron Imholt had his 12th anniversary, the 12th anniversary of Steeltoe Morning Show, 12 years ago in early August, he was handed over a morning show that was called Steeltoe Morning Show, and they said, do you want it to be the Aaron Mold Show? Do you want to brand it yourself? He said, no, it's fine, Steeltoe. Because it fits up.

He's so blue collar this guy, you know? So he's Stiltoe morning show for 12 years, and he celebrates every year at Stonies. Last year, of course, had Gino and Kianu fly in from New York to perform stand-up comedy and playing a golf tournament. Really paid off. The year before that, they had the N-word chant that was going on throughout the crowd. How'd you tap that?

Gino and Kiano. Right. Well, what's funny is that the 10th anniversary, he was building up. This was a big deal. And after the show, he's like, what a show. We crushed it. Everyone had a blast. And then the audio league to people chatting the Edward.

He's like, I don't think we can do the shows anymore, guys. or a Thursday game. It's not cool. So as he always does, he spun this yet again because props to Chad Zumach. Chad had shows in Michigan. He played Thursday, Friday, Saturday night. Flies back. Sunday, he gets right back to live streaming.

And you'll see how this all unfolds. And I got to give credit to the Z man here. He actually made a great phone call that fucks Aaron up. Cornhole registration starts at noon. Flags fly at 1 p.m. $30 per team, then stick around for some karaoke with Jam It Anyway Entertainment. I love that. I want to know a little bit more of this Jam It Anyway Entertainment. I want to know more about these people. Oh, they got like a whole, they got a whole look at they got a thing where they bring their karaoke equipment. Sprinter venter, wow. Maybe I'll hire them for my anniversary show, World War Z anniversary show.

I should mention real quick. So Aaron on the 12th anniversary show decided no stand-up comedy, no show at all. There's going to be a cornhole tournament at one in the afternoon at Stonies, and then they'll do karaoke at 6. But there's no show. It's just come and hang out, registered for the cornhole tournament. And it wasn't even like his cornhole tournament was being held by this other organization that does cornhole tournaments. But he's just like, hey, my fans come down, play cornhole with everyone. So no budget.

Right. Okay. No, no, they're getting old and mature and they all have kids now and they're just looking for a quieter and more funny. Well, it's funny you say no budget. When you have karaoke in a bar that's not set up for karaoke, you hire a company to come in and they bring in the PA and the microphone and the TV and the lights and all that kind of stuff. When we did karaoke at Davilcon, Vinny had to hire someone to come in and run that at the club. Aaron doesn't even do that. Stonies, the guy Cheetos, who runs the place.

owns the place is when he brought in the karaoke company this jam it anyway entertainment so he had nothing to do with any of this all this happened for him maybe i'll have it at stonies maybe i'll have it at the patio where i got cumia countryed hello hey is this jam it anyway entertainment yeah who is this chad okay yeah yeah i was calling to see uh uh how much uh would cost to hire you for karaoke He's so smooth this guy I know But so's the other guy Okay Chad

Right okay now I get it That checks out This is legit He's so used to lying What's your name Chad? Fuck Did he forget about

Being out of the With the Kumiya country thing No he just see Now he leans into it I know he does forget his lies though He leans into it Okay All right very good

It was so long ago Whatever Right Oh is it for a bar possibly an anniversary show for the World War Z anniversary show. Oh, right on. Yeah, World War Z. Okay, about 400 bucks. And that's all night?

Yep, that'd be from whatever, usually till barclothes. Okay, and you got all the songs? I've got YouTube. Like, it's a jukebox from the 90s. You know all the songs? I'll send you the discs that we have available. Test them, chat. Got Shangri-Laz?

You got you, too? Everything comes off of YouTube. I've got my own hotspot, 42-inch flat-screen video monitor. And, yeah, it's good to go. Oh, that's great. Do you got, like, lights and stuff? I do.

I have full production. What about it? Which bar? Well, it's for an anniversary for my show. It's the World War Z. But I was thinking about doing it at Stonies. Oh, yeah. You know where that's at?

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, actually, I was there. Friday night. My son was there last night, and I will be there again on the 20 nights. Oh, wow. So were you there for the... Were you there for the... There's one bar in town.

Who gives a fuck? It kind of makes sense. The guy says he's familiar. He can run Stonys. He's done it before. I'm there now. This is a very rural place in Minnesota, Chris. He's excited to be talking to someone.

The Steel Toe Anniversary Show? My son was, but it didn't go too well. didn't apparently aaron got too hammered he couldn't get up the stage no yes oh breaking news better back i had a wedding he wanted to hit his soundboard so bad he's like i'm gonna the phone with the guy pretending to actually want to hire him for something by the way he had a podcast yeah he never does say by the way you're on the air but just is fine wow breaking news better back i had a wedding last night and my son called me

and he was supposed to go 6 to 10 and my son called me about 7.30 I put Cheeto on the phone and said, hey, we're going to shut her down now. Would you be okay with giving $200? I'm like, yeah, that's fine. Oh, wow. That's crazy.

So it lasted until 7.30 a night. Yeah. And Aaron, I mean, the place would probably clear it out by them. Aaron's trying to sing his fourth song of the night Can barely get up the stage. It's like, all right, we're good. Aaron, go home.

It's fine. I love it this guy is just offering all this information to a stranger. I love that too. Hey, I asked him what happened and he told me, and I was like, oh, my God, why do you keep booking this? Wow. So he's talking to the owner, Cheetos, why do you keep booking this guy? So he has a reputation.

Aaron and all does. of having shit shows. Oh, they were like, why do you keep booking Aaron? Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. Oh, my goodness. Well, I'm going to save your number because if I do the anniversary show for World War Zia,

because $400 is a great deal. So, you come back? Dude, if it's at Sony's, hell yeah. Okay, cool. All right. Well, listen. We'll be in touch. You got my number?

It just showed up. Yeah, yep, three, three. Awesome, man. I'll be in touch, okay? Right on, man. Sounds good. What was your first name again? Chad.

I got you, man. They call me the Z-man, but just Chad's my real. The Z man. What was this for a world? What was it again? World War Zee, I do like a podcast, and we're having an anniversary, and I want to have it like at a cool place like Stonies. Oh, dude, Cheeto would be so into that.

Yeah, Cheeto rules. Yeah, he does. Yes, he does. And, dude, that's all that. Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely in, man. Awesome. For real. Okay.

So everyone just heard about what just went down. Aaron, this is on Sunday. Aaron does his members only show Sunday evening. He hasn't done it in weeks, but he decides to hop on and do a member's only show. He wants to get out in front of us. And I saw this clip come over in my this little piggy text chat. And my first thought was, how was he going to spin this one, you know? This is not like good for Aaron, but Aaron's always a winner.

He says he was getting Ws. There's no way that the party ended early and he was too drunk and couldn't sing karaoke anymore. So I thought I'd wait until Monday morning. No, he comes on on Sunday and explains what happened. I said Sunday and I'm doing Sunday. Welcome to the program. I am your completely inebriated blacked out host, Aaron and Mold. And I was just texting with Cheetos about this.

I saw something on Twitter for, from Chad Boozumach. Apparently Zumach went live today, and he said that we had to, we had to cancel our comedy show at the anniversary party. We had to cancel it because I was too drunk to get on stage. So we had,

so the whole comedy show had to be canceled. No, no, nobody said anything about a comedy show. No. In fact, it was karaoke from, coming from the person who was running the karaoke at the bar. Chad for once didn't lie. Correct. We heard the call.

We heard the phone call. So this is how he spins this. So he makes up a lie and then pretends like, ah, gotcha. Now, if you're a fan of this show, can anyone tell me, good afternoon, by the way, MN, gal. Can anyone tell me what we said explicitly we were not doing at this anniversary celebration? Does anyone? Selling tickets. Because I believe I said it, and this is a, you know, since I've been in radio or streaming.

screaming or whatever. You can say something 500 times. And people will still, some people will still not hear it. Oh, look at another win. There's only one problem with Chad Zumach's big get. There was never a comedy show this year. Oh. There was never a comedy show.

And as far as too drunk to get on stage, got on stage three times and sang karaoke. That was pretty fun. I think it's the fourth time that we're talking about. Yeah, what happened then? Right, yeah, yeah. Oh, do you got me with their legal mumbo jumbo. I know.

He's trying to confuse with so many words and stuff. I've played shows where I was two drugs playing guitar. I don't sit there and go like, I played the first five songs perfectly. You know, it's like, well, that doesn't really count. That doesn't really matter. I don't know where the two. So, Chad says that he talked to the guys who DJed for the thing. Nope.

He just called it while he was doing his. stream and we all heard it. He didn't say he did it. If he had said he did it, I wouldn't believe it. Because Chad's a compulsive one. Right. So I'd be like, bullshit, that didn't happen. Yeah, he couldn't even riff with it. So all we heard was the information. Right.

But luckily for Aaron, he did it on camera so he can clip it, show us all the places where Chad is lying, and just drag this out to really, you know, give us the old boot. Well, he saw a Chad Boosmark tweet. So he hasn't seen the

so clip yet, which is why he's failing so badly. But then Monday morning he does a show. So he's plenty of time to watch. People probably send it to him. By the way, you're wrong about all of this. Oh, wait, he didn't address it again. He never addresses it again. So this is just, this is all he said about it.

Now, maybe he did. Maybe he didn't. But he said, oh, yeah, the DJ said that they had to shut down the whole event because Aaron was too drunk to get on stage. And I'm like, first of all, by the time the carry. Yoki started, Johnny was already gone. Like Johnny, Johnny played in the tournament. So what?

Yeah. No shit. It wasn't so much of stage, but a riser. I mean, I assume Johnny was in a gurney at some point being wheeled out of there. What does that have to do with anything? And Johnny just, he played, he did great, but he, he. It's fucking retarded. Everything's great.

Everyone's doing awesome. You know, this cripple played cornhole. He did great. Crushed it. Were you watching him the whole time? Talking about. He just got too hot. And he's like, I got to get in the car.

I got to rest a little. And then after that, he said, you know what? No, I think I just got overheated. I'm going to go home. So Johnny left, like, at five or six. Okay. When the tournament got over.

Okay. The whole anniversary show event this year was Cornhole tournament at one. Yep. Karaoke at six. and realistically probably done with the karaoke by about seven or eight. Like I said, you had it until 10.

It was book six till 10. I think it was karaoke at six and it's over by seven. Do you ever heard of a one hour karaoke before? No. They wouldn't bring out the equipment. And everyone gets drunk in karaoke. We wouldn't give a fuck if he wasn't doing this, this deflection. Dude, it would be so easy for him to come on here and be like,

yeah, dude, I don't drink like that anymore. I was hammered. Yeah. I got there at one. set up the board started drinking. It'd be so easy. I wouldn't even be playing on this show. It's also a much better story

and might make us want to go next year. Right. I might. When you watch Aaron Be Blackout drunk at 4 p.m. I'm in. I wanted it to be earlier this year because just being out, it was like 83, 84 degrees,

and you're just out in the sun, doing that tournament. Like, it cooks you. It really does. I got a little sunburn on my face here. But as far as being too drunk to get on stage? Ah, no.

Like I said, I did three songs. I did Wheeler Walker Jr. This bar. Cool. I did a duet with one of the fans of rock star. We butchered it, and we butchered it because, like, I'm guessing it wasn't Aaron's fault.

Let's find out. It wasn't alcohol. It was hard drugs. I thought we were playing a completely different song. I didn't realize until five minutes in. How do I, you know, like, if you don't start a song right, like you start it late, you'll stay late the whole time. No.

Not you. Fuck you. This fucking asshole. You know, like if you start on the two and then you always pretend the two is the one for the rest of the show, there's the rest of the song, you're like, oh, shit. And then we did, we had this thing where I was like, okay, When I do karaoke duets, I'm like, I'll do a verse.

You do a verse. Well, this guy wanted to do like the whole song together. So one of us falls behind on the song and that we, I mean, we f***ed it up. It was terrible. I kept trying to get it back. It wouldn't come back. And then the third song I did. I mean, there's literally a ball bouncing out of the fucking word.

Yes. It's so easy to figure out where he's supposed to be. It's designed for drunks. Yes. Leonard Bernstein trying to get everybody back on track. I want to say we tried to rebound with a photograph, I think. So I did three songs. And then after I did my three songs, I'm like, all right, I did everything I wanted to do today.

I got to run the tournament. I got to do karaoke. Now I'm going to go clean up. I'm going to help clean up the guys who did the food. I'm going to help them. I have to clean up all the boards and the bags and the stuff. And then like a couple of people who were there helped me as well. That was really nice.

And this is how I know. He's spinning a story for us right now. Talking about cleaning up after your party, there's nothing you need to report back to us. You know? Ah, there's a table with some plates on it. Grab those room in the garbage. Cool.

Yeah. Boards in the bags. Another win. Yeah, good stuff. Oh, the food truck broke down the morning of. Oh. The fucking food truck we had broke down. Hey, should we drive the food truck to Aaron's thing today?

I don't think it's going to be worth it. No. Tell what broke down. How many people are going to be there? A dozen? What are you doing here? And it was the Benton County Fair. So there were no food trucks available.

It was a huge central Minnesota party weekend. We ended up getting someone. Someone was able to come in and do like grilling, like burgers and hot dogs and all sorts of things. And it actually worked out really well. It was very, very good. But, yeah, as far as being, first of all, too drunk to perform, I wasn't performing yesterday. Yesterday's anniversary party was cornhole, karaoke.

That was it. So even if I had gotten so drunk that I couldn't get on a stage, it wouldn't have mattered. I wasn't getting on a stage that day anyway, except I wanted to do a couple of karaoke. This is turning to the narcissist's prayer. I wasn't too drunk If I was too drunk It didn't matter And if it did matter

Fuck you You're the asshole And if it doesn't matter Why are you here talking about it on a Sunday Right exactly To his members only stream Songs which Mission accomplished

Yeah and so I did the Cornhole tournament I did my karaoke I picked up everything I packed it up I was in good shape So I went home I hate to I hate to disappoint

I know when there's a good story out there. I mean, hell, I get it. Sometimes I hear some shit, and I'm like, all right, I don't care what the truth is. I'm believing that one. But, yeah, kind of like with Haley for Pretty Anti-Social,

selling heroin that Aaron was so giddy about because I made Aaron's life better. I had fun. Man, that was a good time. And it was like, I knew right away, I was like, oh, I like this better. There weren't nearly as many people there this year as there are when we're doing a comedy show.

I knew that. I knew we were going to have. 30, 40 people to do the cornhole tournament. And we ended up with the 12 teams I wanted. I said we need a minimum of 12. Hold on. It's someone else's league. Not only that.

It's got nothing to do with him. Not only that. This guy just keeps moving the goalposts. Yeah. I just needed 34 people to show up, and it was great. We had 12 teams. We did the math on this. And those are the teams.

The teams he was happy with. That's all I wanted. It was 12 teams in a cornhole tournament for his anniversary show. This guy, two years of the year. ago. It was 10th anniversary show. He's so triumphant about it. We were packed. The place is sold out. All these people are here. It's a great comedy show. Fast forward

two short years. A dozen people playing cornhole in a tournament that wasn't even mine, but I helped out with it. It's crazy. For me to do it again. If we got 16 teams, I was going to do two next year, one at the beginning of this

summer, one at the end of the summer. We were going up against the Benton County Fair, had three tournaments going on. A place in Clearwater had a tournament going on. And I think, I want to say a place in Painesville had a tournament. So we all picked it. No, we're not going to be all to compete with Paineville. Who fucking cares?

We heard a lot of excuses over there. Someone straight and so explained. So many details. I know. Stupid, shitty weekend to do tournaments. Also, who would give a shit where the other tournaments are if it's steel toe fans? Yeah. Why would that make any difference at all?

Like, he's been promoting this on his show for months. Yeah. Seoto fans are going, which tournament should we go to today? The one that errands at, the guy of a huge fan of, or I guess the county fair or Painesville. His fan base is exclusively Cornhole pros. Right. So they're torn. They're torn. Wow. But we ended up with 12, and we ended up with a four, five-hour tournament.

It was a lot of fun. I did not do well. Won our first two, and then just three in a row. Just lost three in a row after that. Oh. Sounds like you were drunk. Blu. Yeah, right.

He got overheated. Listen, when you get a buzz on, you're better a cornhole. And then you turn the corner. It's just like darts. I know. Who wants to play for five hours? That sounds like a lot of work. Yeah.

Plus, it was 83 degrees. What does that suck? A lot of cornhole. Absolutely blew it. But, no, it was a lot of fun. I think everybody who came out, we'll talk about it a little more. Individually, probably. be very easy to think everyone who came up. Hey Bill, thanks for coming out. Mike, thanks for coming

out. Well, that's everyone. I guess we can wrap it up now. You know, the karaoke guy, that karaoke guy didn't sound like you had helped him with his gear to the van. No. No, Cheetos had to be like, yep, wrap it up. I'm pro rating this one. You're getting $200, not $400. I think they helped Aaron do as Uber. It writes. But as I get older, I think this is the vibe I want for our anniversary thing. Cornhole tournament. Karaoke. Home.

My own bed. Guys, I'm announcing it here first. Mouth is going to be pissed at me. Hackamania 4, we're just playing blackjack. It's just to be guys. Play a blackjack. Any casino at a table you want.

It doesn't matter. We're not getting together or anything like that. Oh, we're not going to be in your room? No. No, it's not a Kevin Bretton event. It's just blackjack. You know? That's the vibe Melton wants.

You know? We've been doing these elaborate live shows and live streaming and there's decor and decor. Who wants that? Nothing too crazy. Like, honestly, like forget getting drunk, man. I mean, just being out there in the sun is enough to cook you for all that time. So heat exhaustion. I get it.

Okay. So it wasn't he was drinking too much. It was heat exhaustion. I think what we'll probably do next year is we'll probably do the, tournament a little later, probably maybe a three or four o'clock start versus a one o'clock start. Because we had a couple teams that were late and we kind of had to rotate pool play around them. But ultimately, I was happy that we got to 12 teams. That was fun.

Can I make a prediction? Stonauty's is done with this guy. There is no 13th anniversary show at Stodys next year. And he is going to spin this into guys don't care about cornhole. We're not doing cornhole this year, that's not a thing. it's going to be completely changed. He senses that they're done with him. Oh, yeah, for sure.

I got you. I want to do it in a park. I'd love to just do it in a public park. Right, yeah. Well, we're on a pavilion. Your brother-in-law's going to cook some burgers. We're getting older. I liked not having to do a comedy show.

I liked not having to perform. You're kind of doing one now. Like just getting home at a reasonable hour and getting my day stuff. started. The rest of the weekend started. So my girlfriend told me I was home by 8.30. That's a reasonable hour. Again, thank you to everyone who came out.

I feel really bad. I spoiled Chad Zumach's big reveal, but yeah, there was never, there was never a comedy show. So pathetic. Yesterday. So embarrassing. We had a DJ come out to do karaoke and. But this is the thing.

If any Stilto fans are watching this, and you should be. This is what he does with everything. This is the gaslighting he does to his audience. He just blatant lies that are easily disproven. He just assumes that, oh, you idiots will never look it up because this is your guy and he doesn't lie to you. He lies to you.

He's always sorry to disappoint you. Yeah, I hate to piss off the haters. You want to be seething. This is why Aaron will not have me on his show. I've asked to come on his show. I've told me can keep all the super chats. I'll promote it. I'll go on whenever he wants.

He will not have me on a show. because I will expose all these lies, and he has no answers for it. That was, I think they were supposed to be out there for a couple hours. I don't know. I will say this.

I didn't book the karaoke that was Cheetos thing. I just asked for it. It's kind of my, I said, hey, can you do karaoke this year? And he'll be, that's even worse.

Yep. Hey, Cheetos, will you pay for the karaoke for me for four hours? I'm sure you don't want 45 minutes there, Aaron? He's the other one who ever sings? Who do you want to do it, Aaron?

Just do it. Yeah. Just get it done. obliged me and that was very nice and I got to do my two or three songs and that was cool but yeah I was never supposed to go on stage or do a comedy show

and as far as being too drunk to go on stage again I was fine the fifth time he said brought this up yeah I really blue rock star though I really fucked up rock star did you imagine if I did a

member's only show where I talked about how I don't eat poop and I kept bringing it background Anyway, my point is, people are saying, I'm eating poop over here, and I'm not eating poop. It's like I'm feeling like he has a guilty conscience. The fact that he keeps bringing this up over and over and over again. You got a little poop here. Oh, shit, do I really? Uh-huh.

Are there no pictures? Are there no videos of him? Did anybody get anything? I have pictures. I'm saving them for this little piggy. Oh, come on. I've been told that. We're right here.

I've been told that. I think they've been shared, but it was not a good turnout. Spoiler. It just, and I couldn't catch back. up. Like it was weird. I was doing it with somebody else and I just couldn't catch up. I was because like you can hear the music, right? And you're singing the words and you're like, oh shit. The music's picking up for the court. He must have seen someone filming this song because he keeps bringing up over and over again with these excuses. He knows this is going to leak.

And we're not there yet. And it's shit. Yeah. blew it. It's what you get for doing nickelback though as a karaoke song. But I thought you meant deaf leopard. What he said he's saying photograph? Oh, I was hoping it was Weezer's photograph because it would have been funnier. That would have been funer. I will say, I think Chad was having some fun. I am totally fine with that. It's very funny.

Look, if you don't like me, the idea of me being too drunk to be on stage and perform at a comedy show, I agree. That would be hilarious. The only problem is I did say for the last two months, we're not doing a comedy show. and like even if we were doing a comedy show it would have been canceled long before that because Johnny left before and no one showed up karaoke started so sorry Chad

I didn't mean to spoil it for you sorry pal I look again I fully encourage you like the man who shot Liberty Valance when the when the legend becomes fact print the legend I encourage you all to

the legend. Am, familiar with that? What? I don't know. He just makes this shit up. Just shows the receipts, Aaron,

just show us the receipts and we'll all be quiet. There is a thing where it's in politics. If you repeat a lie enough times, it becomes the truth. I think that's what Aaron's motto is. Like, he went back to that so many times.

If he were telling the truth, he would say, so once again, there was no comedy show, Chad's bullshit. In conclusion. Right. Like the members only are watching the stream.

You don't have to keep reiterating that over and over again. All the, I get, you know, call that for comparing everyone to John, but all these locoes develop the exact same traits. And they don't care whether you can disprove them. It's just about having something to say when they're accused of that. You say that. I say this. And then we move on and I've won the moment.

They don't care if you can fact check it. Right. When I said, Aaron, I won't come on your show. And Aaron's response was, I talk shit about you. You talk shit about me. What's the problem? We're both doing our shows. over here. It's like, well, no, no, you're lying about me

nonstop. Right. I want to come out and debate that with you or address that with you, I should say. And so, you know, Aaron's mind is just like, we're both doing the same thing. Wrong. I'm playing clips. Bringing receipts. Oh, that's when he says, you're taking it way too seriously. Right. There's always something. I wish we could

have fun at karaoke like he clearly did. Holy shit. I was on the two. He was on the four. We didn't line up. It's supposed to be fun. Yeah, man. Relax. Relax. All right. Speaking of fun. This is interesting. So Disciple 522 in Dablers Anonymous pulled this for us.

John Melendez brags a lot about being signed to Atlantic Records. And, you know, he had this big record deal. It had nothing to do with him being on the Howard Stern show or the Airhead soundtrack or anything like that. It's just because of his band was so talented and he was so talented. And their big hit song was, I'll talk my way out of it. There's a music video that aired on MTV. And I'm happy to show you right here the isolated vocal tracks. Not since David Lee Roth from Van Halen Wanam.

I've been this excited to play isolated vocal tracks from an artist. Many people tell me what they want from me. They don't seem to understand. I ain't your worst back, too. She's happy wannabe. It ain't gonna fit inside a plan. Man, man, man, who's he trying to be right there?

Oh, no. Something grungy. Well, yeah, definitely grunge. Good stuff. Can you imagine being the engineer on this? You're like, this is before auto-tune and shit. There's like, the fuck we're going to do with this.

Nailed it. No need for another take. Yeah, yeah. They're like, all right, bring all the effects we have, I guess. We'll just run it through everything. Jesus, crap. Crazy's lady He's my lady

Had my steady days She started asking Why the fridge are coming home so late She found me Bursting Bonnie's number And plucking off my coat So I told you should have friend And jam the number down the throat

Anthony Coombe complains about shoehorning syllables Into parody songs Because you're trying to make a joke There's only so many syllables You can get into a phrase John has done it Out of an original piece of music

somehow Like he's literally giving himself A one syllable Area to get two syllables I was going to say you need to end a syllable in order to call it a syllable. Right. That's a good point. Yeah, number is one syllable.

I'm this song. I'll tell you, don't nice. And I taught my way out of it. Yeah, it ain't no big surprise. That I'll talk my way out of it. Yeah, I'll talk my way out of it. We're good. You're good?

Yep, we got it. Thank you. Thanks a lot. Anyone else trying to sing in this band? Can we get anyone else in the booth? I'm thinking we put like out of four or five layers on this one with the other guys. Is that cool, Jen? That was Atlantic Records recording artist John Melendez.

God, I'm going to tell you once! All right, let's talk about Whitney Cummings real quick. Whitney Cummings in an episode, episode number 354. It has 113,000 views and 41 comments. It's her and Kevin Christie, her co-house. and they're excited that now there's up to 34 episodes, things are starting to get easy. This is 354.

This is my 354th podcast episode that I have hosted. Not only am I still unclear on how to begin. You're almost at a leap year. We just hit our stride. No, this is what no one tells you about podcasting. You really hit your stride about 400 episodes in. Almost a leap year. So you know what a leap year is?

No. It's a bigger number. Anyway, so the format of this episode, thankfully she's not talking about Jeffrey Epstein. I think she realized that's not working for. The format is this guy Kevin throws out different topics and then she has to just riff on them. Sounds like a great idea for Whitney, right? She's so funny when she just riffs on topics, not knowing what they're going to talk about at a time. I can't believe I'm already this pissed, this short end.

I know. They're only got the second clip. Maybe you got the second clip yet. Well, even just in Kevin's defense, I don't think he was expecting her to come out and just immediately start drowning. Like two sentences in, I got nothing. I'm floundering. Help me. He's like, uh, leap year.

What is it? What day is it? Where are we? Brutal. Yeah. So he brings up camping. What's your take on camping? And we hear something from Whitney that she's been talking about a lot.

Every time I check it on Whitney, she brings this up. I was forced to camp as a kid a lot. Mm-hmm. My dad really liked camping. Your dad really liked camping. Yeah. And I'll be honest, the thing about it, Even when I was a kid, I felt dirty the whole time.

And where am I going to go to the bathroom? Here's the great news about camping. You do have bugs in your eyelashes and eyebrows inside also. It's already, everything's already disgusting. How many times that she brought up the fact that she knows that there are microscopic bugs that live in your eyelashes and eyebrows? Every time she can shoehorn that fun fact into a conversation. average amount for a meth addict dude

you know it's wild microscopy bugs just got to pick them out I gotta get every single one after I rebuild this radio I just took a right and is she wiping bugs off her table what the fuck is she doing

it's a lot of bugs I'll tell you what she's doing because this is so heavily edited I knew there would never once be a shot of her listening to him anytime he's talking she is cleaning her desk she's so bored

you're right she's never paying attention I would too, actually. She's waiting for sounds to stop happening so she could start making sounds. And when she starts making sounds, I'm telling you, none of it makes any sense. So whales, dolphins were deer. Were? That went back into the ocean.

Take your time. I'm going to need a min. Take your time. Dolphins. Whales as well. They were terrestrial. They are pre-deer. They're used to deer.

Used to be dears. So came up, became deer, went, nah, thanks. They were like, bummer. They were like not great. Too many predators. Have a mole. Back to Osh. Right, right, right.

Return to Osh. Yeah, return to sender. Okay, so there are these lions that live on a beach and wolves that live on a beach in a couple places, and it'll be interesting to see if what that turns into. It needs like one more thought to connect the two thoughts, right? If you're going to say, you know, dolphins used to be deer, there needs to be like one more thing. They're like, why do you think that? Or how do you connect those two things?

And it just never exists. There's just nothing to make that comedic or interesting at all. Or truthful. Probably not truthful. It's probably made up probably not a real thing. And they got into that because they're like, our friend is obsessed with whales now big there. And then she goes, you know, the dolphins used to be deer. I guess.

So Kevin is going through this list of things and he mentions something like camping she's not cool with. But the next thing, she loves. So number two, conventions. Love. Really?

Oh my God. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. Okay. So now we have to figure out. She's now painted herself into this corner. Why does she love convention?

So riff away Whitney Cummings. What do you got for? as far as conventions are concerned. When people know their thing, they're kink, they're weird, they find other people that are weird, and they stop and they, you know, block traffic about it.

Yeah. And they, someone in a Pokemon costume was arranging with a corporate PR lady to rent it for three days. Like I love it when you're like, these people just dress up in costumes. You're like,

but they rented a convention center for three days and managed to organize all this. So far, she's just described a convention. And a specific type of convention, I don't think she realizes that all conventions are furry conventions. I've been to many conventions in my life that were revolving around, like, digital marketing.

It sounds fun. Healthcare marketing. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of conventions to go on for every industry, every profession. So that's your kink. My kink is digital marketing, for sure. I'm like, what's the CPM on that? I'm going to go beat off my whole time.

I'm going to be back. I'll be back in a little bit. So her thing is like, oh, yeah, there's a Pokemon guy and a PR woman and there's a convention. Pretty good stuff. But what I picked up on here is it always comes back to getting out of her life. When she sees these people at conventions who are letting their freak flag fly and they're comfortable in their own skin, she realizes like, oh, they don't have to be me. They get to do things that don't annoy them.

And you know what that knows what it says to me? I'm not, let's, I don't even know what convention anime people. I don't know what you're trying to say. These are guesses. But I know what your goal is to not do. They're going, this may be ridiculous, but you know what we're not doing? Talking about politics. You know what we're not doing?

Like, I feel like it's people that are like, we're not in a comment section fight. Like, we're just, we're the people that want to reject the life that you guys have chosen. How funny is that? The two things, like, look, if you're. dressing up as a wolf and then going to a convention and having sex with minors in their butt. The nice thing is is that no one's bringing up Epstein, no one's reading comment sections. Or the Riyadh Festival. Right.

The Rion Festival. How many viewers you have. Saudi government. Yeah, buying views. Like immediately her first two examples are things like she hates her podcast. She hates you to do this. She doesn't know what to do. She's flailing.

This guy's trying to do more work to help her out with it. But that's not working. So apparently they went to this anime convention, the two of them, recently. And so they went there for a goof. Like, oh, let's go with these losers who are into anime. Whitney unleashed. Right. Unfiltered, even.

Unfiltered. And then it turns out they're like, oh, these people are cooler than we are. And so Kevin explains what he liked about these people. It also seems to be an opportunity to lift people up. And it was the most inclusive. place I've ever seen. Correct. Like every type of person, every type of disability.

Dressed people were still fired up about each other. It's all people that. Dude, you nailed. They were getting stoked on each other. This is why I like sports. Because if you're missing an arm, you're not playing shortstop for the Dodgers. You know, let's get these people with disabilities out of the way. They're slowing down the line.

Mario Bosco, I'm another time, my friend. Not today. I can say that. I'm clump-footed. I can say that. It's okay. Everyone's getting very nervous right here. It's all right.

Malacca. Um, okay, so this is wild because, again, all they do is care. They're blocking words in the chat. They're constantly watching these videos. They struck our channel because I was harassing Whitney, which is actually wasn't. It was me making jokes. I learned about her from roasts. Thought she knew how that worked.

Apparently she doesn't. And, uh, they wish they could be like these people. who are at these conventions. When people say they don't care, they don't even bother saying it. But they also don't need to care because they don't attract anyone who would have that value system. There was someone across the street from the entrance yelling about how they were all demons, you know, like a church person, and the way no one cares.

Imagine that. Imagine a world where we don't care. Wouldn't that be great, Whitney? Maybe I can stop getting those. text messages at midnight, talking about deleting tweets and comments on YouTube channels and Instagram remarks. You don't think the anime convention should turn their entire purpose into convincing that one Bible person that they're wrong?

Maybe not. Maybe that'd be a poor use of their energy. Because there's something more important that they want to do. Right. And if Whitney had that, we wouldn't be here right. She has nothing. She doesn't know what the format of her show is. Right.

This guy continues to go through and just. say words and now here's another topic that she has to figure out what she thinks about. Oh, modern. This is great. So, hi, I'll be playing that. The topic is this. Modern dance.

What I love about this is that we finally for the first time, find something that leaves Whitney speechless. She doesn't even know what kind of nonsense to spew when he says modern dance. It's great. Let me just say, I've checked in recently

with what's happening in avant-garde modern dance. Some of it is so cool. You can't. I couldn't even believe it. Like, like, I feel like Cia's chandelier video

kind of jumps up. They're doing stuff with sets and, and like, it's some of it, it looks like it's fake. It really does look fake. Okay. Now.

And it's a thing I would really want to make fun of them. Performance art is very important to me. I love that. She had nothing for that. Usually she goes right into some, uh, Robin Williams. Williams-esque nonsense rant thing.

They're just like, where are we going with this? The deer or dolphins? Okay. It's good to know if you ever want her to shut up. Yeah. Hey, number four, cool sisters. Sisters, you get along with him. What's number five?

Yeah, paths. Like it's family feud. They added so precisely, it's worth knowing that she straightened out her top and Kevin looked right at her tits and they kept it in for some reason. I noticed that. There's got to be some perks for going to be on this. job. That was interesting that her sister, Whitney's sister, was taking over John's channel last night and did a podcast from John's channel for some reason. So now John has Vegas beer sales Jerry, that dynamic personality. We covered him on Point, Demplepoint on Monday. If you miss that,

Jenny Jingles broke that down when he was on with Rob Saul. Then you got Ava, who has a lot to say about something. Not sure what. Another dynamo, yeah. Definitely. and now you have, what can I think of her name? What's Whitney's sister's name? Ashley. Ashley. Ashley Cummings.

Now Ashley Cummings is taking over the channel too. And Ashley comes on and goes, there's one thing that John told me to tell all you guys. He's not coming back. Which tells me, John's planning a comeback. Yeah, he's coming back. He's definitely coming back. There's one thing I'm worried about, John.

If he tells you something's going to happen, it's the opposite that's about to happen. I think you could see him peeking around the corner. So anyone giving you super chance? Br-R. All right. So they're talking about modern dance or whatever nonsense they're talking about. And Kevin has a joke that he thinks he's going to crush and it bombs, which is wild because Whitney usually lasts at everything he has to say.

Would you like to hear my favorite joke? How many performance artists is it takes screw in a light bulb? I don't know. I didn't stick around. Art school joke. I love performance art. You get nothing. That might have been an edit.

That might have been like hours later. There's a glare. Yeah. Hey, I got a joke too. Knock, knock. Get the fuck out. You know, Kevin, we've had a good run. It's been 354 episodes.

Yeah, right. Let's get into Kevin Brennan. Kevin, he's got some, I don't know if you realize this. He's got some people he doesn't like. Hmm. And he talks about them ad nauseum. He lets you know the people he's not a fan of. And over and over again, throughout his many streams a day,

because Kevin is now obsessed with this dabbled dashboard, the Flimsy Greenberg made. Kevin needs to be number one every day. So he'll do a stream in the afternoon. This morning, he was on this morning sniping Haley, pretty antisocial all morning. Sniping us a little while ago. Of course he was.

He's always sniping. By the way, it's amazing. He thinks I'm going to strike him. He pretends him to strike him when he doesn't want to play a video that makes fun of him. That's exactly right. Right. But then he'll snipers all the time so he knows no one's striking it. I wish I could have clip that because it was amazing and so stuttering John the way he couldn't play it because he was going to strike him.

And then when he did it later, there was bad audio, even though the entire chat was like the audio is fine, dude. And then he finally plays it on Rumble for a little bit and then just gives up because, you know, it's not worth it. I can't take it. It's not worth it. Everyone is seeing through it. And anyone with a brain in their head. Now, listen, are their cult followers? Sure.

They still think that El Ron Hubbard was a genius science fiction writer. These cult members, some of them, the Clearwater Chads will call them. Okay, if you're a disciple of Kevin Brennan, you're a Clearwater Chad. And if you're still watching this guy and thinking that he's crushing it and he's right about all this stuff, you have to be so retarded to not see through this because Kevin can't even play clips that criticize him. He gets upset. and he decided he was going to watch me on Tuki Soup. Trucker Andy and me were on Tuki Soup talking about no effects.

It says nothing to do with anything in the Dabbleverse. The three of us are no effects fans. Bert Kreischer happened to have a couple guys from No Effects on the show, on his cooking show. And so Kevin decides to snipe that. He don't even care. I like when these guys come on a show and their first take is, I don't even give a fuck.

Then why are you here? Why is he here if you don't give a fuck? About watching. All right. So what happened there is that Chuck Randy goes, I don't care about that. What I care about is, and Kevin just has to latch on the thing right away.

Yep. Oh, he doesn't care? No, so you're allowed to say, like the thing that you're interested in. He's just like John, he's got his finger on the button because he's afraid someone's going to say something about him. And he has to just, you know,

latch on the first thing he sees and move on really quickly. which is what he does. And he has zero value for his own time, which tells you everything you need to know. Anyone doesn't value their time is a loser. It's been a little weird. I did a show early and then this show. I don't care.

I don't care. The days are fucking worthless. I mean, I got to fucking hide in shadows the whole fucking day. You get your teeth fixed and you wouldn't have to do that. Yeah, you can make a dentist appointment. There's other things you can do with your time. The days are worth.

worthless. It's really sad. He spends a lot of time talking about how something will kill time. Oh, this will kill some time. This is good. What else am I going to do? This will kill time. If he has a wife, they don't spend any time together or communicate.

If he has a wife. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He probably has a wife and they get a lot of really great. They're raising their children. It's all good. I wonder what she does for money. Sticks it to him.

Well, I know what she does for Broadway tickets. I don't know what she does for money. There is. All right, what's coming up next here, Adam? He just moves the goalpost for everything, and this is his new way of dealing with facts when he's confronted with them. I'm a sitter all fucking night to stick at everybody.

But let's see. I'll wait. Let's see what happens. I don't know Neil. I'll wait. I didn't know Neil was going to... Neal's... So people were like, oh, he did a Netflix special.

And now what? Mark... Sam Marale's got a Netflix special coming out. And? And? I don't know why they won't play this fucking thing. I was just literally on it. As soon as I shut it down, I'll find it.

So fucking annoying. So when someone is successful, it's not enough success for it to merit anything. It's like, oh, he was the host of a reality show. Now was he, the president of the United States? He is? Okay, and then what? And then what?

And then what? going to do? Oh, a second term? Okay, but then what is he going to do after that? And he was specifically wrong about Sam. He was talking to Chad. He's like, Sam's got nothing but these shitty club dates. Jack goes, well, actually he has a Netflix special. Now, that was, that was years ago. No, it was three months ago. Oh, yeah, and then what? And then what? You brought it up or just saying you were wrong. That's what's next. You're, you're number one on an arbitrary leaderboard that picks and chooses certain ways of counting profit and ignores other ones.

Yes. And you're occasionally number one on it. And then what? And then what? And then I'll be number one to get tomorrow. And if I'm not, I'll just keep streaming all night until I am number one. Mm-hmm. All right.

This is free associating he's doing, though. Like all these people are just swimming in his head. Neil, Sam, Mark, us, everyone. And it's a weird Tourette's where he just thinks we're all in his brain and can hear these sentences that he's just telling himself. And he randomly just yells at them. So now somehow, Sam having a special.

He's saying, I didn't know Neil had a special. He thinks that makes him cool, I guess. And he tries to make up for it by watching some of Neil's show with Craig Ferguson. All right. So this is Neil interviewing Craig Ferguson. But even that, people don't like people who look like they know what they're talking about. I do. I know.

That's why I say I have rapport with certain kinds of people. If the person respects some... He's like Carl. Neil's like Carl. Someone who looks like they know what they're talking about. I see it. I actually see it. I don't even. by that.

I did make the analogy people who made fun of me when Kevin got very upset with my brother in Atlantic City, just screamed at him. Yeah. I think he was yelling at himself. You're the older brother who's the loser. I don't like me. I mean, do you? It's not even a joke.

That's actually what's happening. You and Tuki were talking about on Davelverse Live how he told this really sad story about how when he was not having success, people would say to him, well, you got to catch up to a tell. You got to catch up to Louis C.K. No one said that to him. No one said you have to catch up to a tell. They said you have to catch up to your brother, Neil.

No one was comparing you to Louis C.K. You're the opener because you're not as good. You warm him up. They're comparing you to your brother who doesn't find you funny. That's a comparison that would cripple a person. And that's what we're seeing now. Yeah, Neil does look like if I had AIDS or possibly stage four pancreatic cancer. Those are good points.

It's just a coincidence, though. You could look like anybody. And he'd look at Neil and he'd go, yep, another Carl. Well, you know what people say when they see either Neil or me, fuckable. I'm not even making jokes. You guys are laughing. You guys are laughing. That was very good.

I don't know how you're going to follow that. I hate you guys so much. What's the next clip? Just play it. I hate you all. I look opinionated. You look affable. I do affable because I grew up in a very violent.

situation. So did Neil. Not at home. I mean, my family weren't violent to me. What the fuck was that? So did Neil? Yeah. Because you were beating the shit out of him, Kevin?

Right. Yeah. He was a much older brother. Because he doesn't complain Kevin about being beaten up. I guess you were shitting on your younger brother. And how'd that work out for you? How's that working out? And we continues to watch.

And we continue to watch Neil here. It was kind of adjacent to the troubles in Ireland. There was a lot of that stuff. Trouble's one of the greatest terms names for conflict. Yeah, violence. So fucking Irish. Yeah, a little bit of trouble. I think that's what Chappelle said.

Chappelle said everything was cool with Kevin until the troubles started. I was like, what? Troubles. They're killing each other. Oh, it's trouble. You know, there was, let's not make a big deal with this. This is a truth. A friend of mine told me this who was a funeral.

rule. I don't like country stories. That's it. Wow. So Kevin always has this out, too. He'll just be like, oh, there's a certain about that. Then I don't want to watch anymore. There's still an hour and 20 minutes to go, Kevin. Scrub to the next thing if you want. No, he hates it. He hates him feel bad.

It makes him feel bad that Neil's doing well. He's got a celebrity on his show and they're having a conversation and doing a real show. I don't know what this Joe Burrow clip is. At least it's short. I got, I'm going to have to leave soon. I got to take a shower. Now I feel disgusting. Now that all the adrenaline is worn off from my bike

and watching Club Foot at Carl and Adam Bush. With the motherfucking shits that they can't do like I'm in the can. Dude, I was watching. I was telling up. This is not from, oh, is he the new guy? Because he was just on the other day. And this is a. Okay.

So Kevin, like literally. literally sad. I have to take a shower. I feel dirty now. Like, it bothers him seeing his brother. So he thought he'd get on there and clown him for a little bit. And he's like, I got to turn this off. Let's watch this thing. These guys are talking about the dabble verse.

Maybe I can find a compliment about me or two. So he turns over to Legion of Skanks and they're doing one of their bonus shows they do. I think these ones that's behind the paywall, right? They record these on Fridays. It's like the Friday hangy thing. Right. They do their regular show Monday, which they just did with

Anthony and Jim this past Monday. It hasn't dropped yet for those who don't pay, but that is out there. I heard there is a Opie sucks chant that goes out near the end of that. So we'll be checking in on that for sure. So you see you have Steve Renazizi, who is the guest on here. Now, Steve is a regular on Legion of Skanks. A lot of people speculating that he would fill in for Dave Smith,

and they've rotated a few different people now. We're the Dave Smith chair. Of course, Ari Safier made it seem like he was the permit replaced. stayed on for a few weeks and then left. And so Kevin's very confused about this. Oh, it's Steve. Renazizi, the new Dave Smith. What's going on here?

And this leads to all sorts of confusion coming up. But first he's going to watch some of these clips where Big J brings up the dabble verse as, you know, it's not the first time that this has happened on the show. I get roped it, well roped in. It's in my algorithm, the dabbleverse stuff. That's like the stuttering John, Kevin Brennan. Oh, no, I didn't know. guys, but they all fight with each other. It was so funny.

Oh, really? Over what? Over just anything? Or is just a... Well, it's usually, it's like, yeah, it's like, uh, Chad Zumach's always involved in, Gino Bisconti. I don't like, I just know all the players, so I find that, you know, I like, uh, fights that I'm not involved in. Yep. That's cool. We come up. We come up. This must have just happened. So he's, they're trying them out because they did show it to stand. So this is all from their respective, uh, and he's got a fight.

Phone finger? Oh, wow. It's stealing my act. Is that his own phone finger? Or he's got one with the missing gloves. It's a devil horns, you idiot. He's rock and roll. Our buddy, Big Jay.

I love that. Kevin is always feeling slighted and ripped off. Yeah. God forbid someone else have a prop if they can pull out whatever they want. So they're talking about the dabbled verse, and it is funny to just be like, So what are the few that are going on? Well, there's Chad and Gino. Do I have to explain anything more than this?

Like, no, no, got it, got it. Makes sense. And I will say, I was watching some of this, I think, through B.H or one of these shows, where they were playing these clips. And Lewis J. Gomez understands we respect Legion of Skinks. We respect these guys. The devilverse respects these guys and what they do. But the reality is all of these people also kind of get that Legion of

the skanks rules and that we're like we're genuine and we're not fucking actual herbs. So the reason I think we'll get it sometimes. We'll get a little bit of heat. But for the most part, we're just always like mentioned in a somewhat positive light when they're trashing our close friends. Oh, that was funny. And that Chad Zumach thing, he said something.

He's arguing with Kumi. And he's like, and he's just talking about how he let Shane walk away in Legion of Skanks. I was like, oh, I didn't know what was looked at like that. Well, yeah, of course, that was crazy. Yeah, they go on to talk about So on compound media Anthony at one point Had religious skanks and Shane Gillis

As employees on there And Legionis Gilles like We don't want to leave there But we asked for like a pay raise Because we were each making $700 a month Maybe they're making $350 a month They want to make $700 each a month Or something like that

Whoa whoa whoa whoa Yeah It was something like that And Keith the cops just like Get the fuck out of it! We're going to pay Artie Legged $200,000 dollars a week. We can't be affording you guys.

So anyway, interesting conversation around all of this, but none of this matters to Kevin Brennan. He wants to hear about himself. He wants to know that they respect him. No, he's so funny, though. He really is. Finally. Finally. Is Carl watching?

I am. Is Carl watching? Now I can... Mersh. Colin Kane, I'm coming to join you. Finally. Finally. Kevin, edit this however you want. Kevin Brennan used to be funny. See, you can edit that and make it seem like I said that you're currently funny.

Number 15 in the country. Nope. Finally somebody admitted I was at least something positive. I'm not all bad. Thank you, Joe Burrow. You saved me. Oh, wow. Even.

He needed it. Open micers, new comics, girls, even. No, he's so funny, though. He really is. fucking hilarious. Kevin? Kevin, Brian, yeah. I mean, I never don't listen to those things. It doesn't make me laugh. Yeah.

Um, he's just like, I don't know he's watching. He's a bad shit. He's a senile fucking old man. Whoops. You put the flip plane a little too long there. I know it. Shit. Should have been in the shower. God damn.

If we'd curate a few of these things, he could have cut it up before Lou Geh Gomez called him a senile old man. He just won't. No. Blue too close to the sun. Yeah. Yeah. It's two and I'm so fucking late.

crazy. That could have been a win. Whoops. They're also saying you're funny among a list of low cows. They said the dabbled verse with people like stuttering John and Kevin Brennan when they get into these stupid fights. It's low cow stuff. Chet sumach, Gino Bisconti, yeah. You know, losers that they could look at it from afar and laugh

about. But KB does not like that Lewis J. Gomez called him a senile old dottering fool I filmed in a few of those words. So he hits him with some comedy. But that's a good clip. because Lewis doesn't want to think I'm funny. That's fine.

Again, it's his prerogative, like Bobby Brown said. It's his prerogative. He can think whatever he wants. But Jay, you know, he loves Jay. So when Jay says, Brandon's funny, you know, Lewis doesn't want to hear that. He wants to hear that, you know, because he wants to think that I'm wrong about Dave Smith, but I'm not. I'm not wrong about Dave Smith. And even when I said Lewis just bangs a lot of open micers, that's true.

No, Jay didn't say, where did Brennan come up with that? everybody knows that's true. Is that why he opened his little tree for it on the lower east side? I don't know. So they could groom a new open micers. So they have a place to stay when they got bust in from Ohio and they picked them up with the Port Authority. Here come the details. Perfect comedic response from Kevin Brennan.

Yep. Oh, I got a joke about him. He rapes children. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on just that one? He can never just have like a funny thing to say. he has to accuse you of some heinous crime. He opened a comedy club in Manhattan.

No, he opened a tree fort to lure children. Right. Yes, he's grooming open bikers. And his use of language, he can't even say it out loud. He goes, he doesn't want to think that I'm funny. No, he doesn't think you're funny. Right. That's it. And you know what?

We were just talking about how Chad did something very funny to Aaron. No matter what happens when something's funny, it transcends anything. He doesn't think you're funny. Proof him wrong. Yeah, when Chad was pretending, he was getting all these Venmo donations when he was on with Suttering John, John was freaking out and asking him for half of it and shit like that. We had Chad on. I was on with him and Shulie and Anthony.

We were all laughing about it. Like, that was a great bit. We could all admit that. And what Kevin does that I'm picking up on, I think this is more recent, he'll play a clip, and it's not what he wanted it to be. So he pulls it off the screen and the spin starts. Yeah. It's this spin zone you get into where it's just.

just like, oh, well, he just says that because so-and-so thinks this, and they want to be friends with that guy. He just starts making noise. Yeah. Yeah. And he makes zero sense. He's like, Lewis loves Jay. So when Jay says this, Lewis disagrees with him?

That doesn't make sense. It doesn't even make sense. He hasn't even formulated it in his head yet. Just making nonsense. You know, there used to be a guy who had the no spin zone. I think this guy is the spin zone. Fucking thing sucks. That's right, Bill O'Reilly.

Thank you for being here for me. All right. So Kevin Brennan starts talking about Chad Zubak. And of course, they're boys. Kevin will always defend Chad to the death at this point until he doesn't again. And that might be happening now. When Chad's name came up, everybody laughed. He laughed at just a name drop.

When Jay said Chad Zumach, he laughed. Just Chad Zumach's name made Steve Raz and as he laughed. So, you know, honor among thieves or whatever. So Reson, there's this guy called Chad. He just lies about dumb shit. Can you believe that? Even the fact that Resoniz, he laughed just hearing Chad's name. That was kind of funny.

Can you say something funny? I know. I do like that he doesn't know, obviously, how to pronounce Steve's name. But that's fine. I never knows how to pronounce anyone's name. I think that's part of his bit. But then, yeah, you know, it's funny. The joke, the punch night is Chad Zubak.

Like, yeah. That is the punchline. It's a good one. It's always going to laugh. Chad will defend this guy anywhere and everywhere. He hates Pat Dixon. He doesn't know why. He accuses people crimes.

He won't tell us where he lives or who he's living with. None of your business, Chad. It's nothing to do with comedy. And the second the cool kids, like, just mention his name. He's like, see you later, Chad. I'm off to the prom. Fuck you, buddy. He doesn't give a shit.

This is the only time I think I've ever seen him sincerely. smile and it's in the fact that you're being embarrassed, Chad. This is not your friend or anyone who wants anything good to ever happen to you. And if you think good things happening to KB will trickle down to you, I'll wait. Dude, I love what happens next because Kevin's chat puts an idea in his head. And Kevin runs with it because he's a child and he's got no answers. He has no future. He doesn't know what he's doing with his life anymore.

he's just angry and streaming as many hours as he possibly can to get super chats. So he loves this. Kevin should be the third skank, rack me. People would watch. That's a fact. People would watch. Are people going to watch Steve Raz and Izzy? I mean, sure he's got the 9-11 stories, but other-

and- Okay. So Kevin's like, you know, if they really want to get some viewership going over on Legion of Skanks, you got to bring in KB. Because everyone knows no one's watching Legion of Skanks. It's not a popular show. They don't put out an annual show that brings out thousands of people. They're drowning.

They're looking for a big third mic to replace Dave Smith, who left months ago. And they're thinking, how do we get that third mic to be older and more senile and less aware of what's going on and really unpleasant looking? Yeah, and like someone who just repeats the same thing over and over again. The thing about Legion of Skanks, it moves fast. You got those three guys, you got a couple of guests. there's a live audience, they're moving. They're riffing, they're dunking and diving. And then you got Kevin just be like, yeah, but you hear what I said 13 minutes ago?

Can I say it again? I couldn't include it because it was too long, but there's a moment where he's watching us. And he goes, these guys think everything they do is golden. And it is followed by 30 seconds of silence. All right. So he's still excited about this potential new job position that he's going to get. It's a weird fucking take to say you were there. And it is.

And is it weird or had, now he's the third guy on Legion of Skanks? I don't know. More people watch it. If I was the third mic, they would. Will I beat a third mic? No, I won't. Back when Stern was good. It was a good interview.

But it, but it hit me that it's just, there's not enough. It didn't make enough sense. Okay. So what he's talking about? Steve Renazizi is famous for pretending he was in 9-11. He's in one of the buildings. and he moved up to LA got famous

he was on the league a TV show about fantasy football that was actually very funny for the first four or five seasons and he would tell people that he was in the building

it turned out he was nowhere near the building I think he was in a different borough when everything went down so he had to admit that he went on Howard Stern and had a whole conversation about how he admitted that

I believe he's moved on from that now see he ran as easy as as you know a comic and people go to see him I actually saw him in Buffalo he came He was very funny, and he's great on Legion of Skanks when he's on there. And Kevin's just like, is that the only thing he does?

Well, no. He doesn't just repeat his 9-11 stories every time he's on the show. Doing what he just did to Lewis. He's attacking the guy's character and the hopes that it'll somehow, it can't make him look better, but it'll maybe bring him down to this bucket of crabs. Right. All right. So he's continuing to talk about the skanks here.

He has some technical difficulties that we'll get through together. Enough sense. I mean, Coomia Country made more sense than Steve Raz and Izzy. Because, you know, really nothing was at stake. So whatever happened at Coomia Country and why Chad kept doubling and tripling down, who cares? I mean, it's fun. It's fun. It's fun.

Are you on good turns of Biggie? I am now. Now they finally, finally, somebody finally said I was funny. Wow. Comey said I don't know how to talk. And, you know, sometimes after reading a thousand super chats, my mouth. does get a little fucking tongue tied and my jaw my jaws get tired so um yes yeah we're he's my best friend now yeah come on though i wouldn't come on either you need one buddy this guy needs a friend

so badly oh my god he would love that people who are working are unemployed and not getting paid and he's turning down fantasy jobs he hasn't been offered yeah i know it's so funny like all it took was just the of being asked me to the third white and legalist case, just like, I mean, I would crush it on there. I mean, I'll, I'll see what the offer is. I'll bring it to my attorney. We'll look through it and see what the contract looks like. And to me, this just smacks of Clay Dabbler asking John when he's interviewing women, you know, questions that John wouldn't ask, but should be about like third input or dating John.

Like, they know this is what he wants or he even told them, asked that and I can do this whole bit. He really thinks he has a chance at this. as happy and content as he claims to be, he would drop it all in a heartbeat if anyone wanted to come out and play with him. Yeah. And here's the other. He's into it. Jack.

Let's do it, gang. Let's push Lewis to feature Kevin on Allegiance Gangs as the new Dave Smith. The new Dave Smith. I'll do it. I'll take on the honor. I'll take the reins. Where's my notebook? Oh, it's underneath the.

You know, happy you just got Yep Third Mike, you say, uh? Third Mike Kevin KV LOS His audition tape, he's trash and Steve He's putting on his show But he can't find his notebook

Holy shit That ship has sale No one's looking for you KV, no one wants you to be part of their troupe Also remember when the worst thing a host of a show could ever do Is say, who cares? Oh, I do remember him saying that in the beginning And that's his entire

take on this? And what was the reason we're not supposed to care about Chad lying? Because Chad lied for no reason that makes it better. The fact that that guy lied like for an actual reason. I don't know what he's talking about. I really can't follow it. Right. Coombea country is better than the 9-11 story because he likes Chad and Steve. Oh, that's what. Doesn't know who he is. Okay, that makes sense. That actually clears up. Yeah. I think that's what it comes down to. Well, his brother Neil used to give him some advice. And of course, Kevin is going to see a successful guy giving him advice and be like, thank you.

And then, you know, and I got to, anyway, that's, that's what's going on. So again, I don't know how else to explain it other than the fact that like, you don't control what happens in show business. That's, that's just the reality. So, but Neil was always an expert. Here's what you got to do. I'm like, you do? You do?

It's that simple. Yeah, you might have had some good ideas. Yeah. Are you bragging about not following his advice? That was a mistake. Hey, you see that guy, Dave Chappelle? Become his friend. Like, maybe write with him.

And just in case. Like, maybe get together and just do some, write some skits with him to see what happens. I'm glad you mentioned Chappelle because he said it earlier. He was like, yeah, Chappelle told me once. Yeah, Kevin was fine until those troubles started. Yep. He goes, and I remember thinking, huh, I don't know what that means. And moving on, why didn't you ask him?

Why don't you listen and try and find out people are trying to tell you something and you're not listening, which is all well and good, but don't give Neil advice. You sound stupid. Well, Kevin's when has it all figured out. We've talked about this before. He brings up the entertainment industry. He brings up movies.

He knows everything that's going on. He knew the Odyssey was going to fail miserably. You know, like, he knows everything that's going on. And then it's like, yeah, my successful brother told me, like, here's what you got to do in Showbus. I'm like, fuck you, asshole. Right. That's the guy to listen to, not yourself.

And when you hear things like that, it does make you go, oh, I think I know why Neil doesn't talk to anymore. And I don't think it's Neil's fault. No one talks to him anymore. You know what he loves, though, is Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis is the only guy who's doing it right and the only guy who gets the praise from KB. Show business. It's a business.

There's a marketplace. There's a marketplace. Nobody cares about Sam Morrell. They all care about Shane Gillis. Anything Shane Gillis does. Is that possible? There's only one comedian people all alike? You can't like saying.

Amarillo or Mark Norman because Shane Gillis is selling out the Philadelphia Eagles Stadium. You also can't be successful in any medium in any way if you're not as big as Shane Gillis. Interesting. I think Shane Gillis' podcast is more popular than ours too, guys. We are failing miserably over here. There's more than one podcast? Oh, yeah.

Pay attention, Chris. We feature them on the show. There's 15 of them and Kevin's number one. That's true. That's a good point. He's 15 in America. And what? His number 15 in America.

Okay. Listen, he's got his playboard. Do you have a playboard subscription? You don't. You don't know what's going on. I don't. You're right. He's got it all figured out.

So here's him talking about more advice that he got from his brother Neil. I think I'm at Neil on set when I did Chappelle show. Who are you on the Chappelle show? Chappelle? Is it Chappelle? I think I met Neil and set when I did Chappelle show. again and the reason I say it

as a marketplace because Neil famously said to me I don't know how many times whoever writes the most jokes wins he thought it was that simple you can just say if you just write the most jokes that's not it

that's not it again someone who's popular like when Chris Rock was popular he would have write a lot of jokes but if you're not popular a guy named Tim Young he always had new jokes and nobody cared.

So, so you got to get opportunities. And again, you can write all the jokes you want, but the crowd might be like, we don't care. We don't care. But Neil said, whoever writes the most jokes wins. Just not the case. Samarrel writes a lot of jokes, and he's not winning. I think what Neil was saying was, pick up a pen.

Write some jokes, asshole. Yes. So you get past in comedy. I wasn't there. He's your brother. I promise you that that's not what he said to you, Kevin. He did not say who writes the most jokes win. I'm sure he said something like,

writers write, or keep writing, or write more new stuff. Just don't stop and stop complaining. Eric Nagel's right. You can put together a whole super cut of just him going, and again, and again. Hey, Kevin, we heard you, buddy. As soon as you say, and again,

move on to another thought. We got it. So let's get back into Shane Gillis. He's the only guy who can't be criticized. Merrill writes a lot of jokes and he's not winning. Shane Gillis, I don't know how many jokes he writes. He's winning. What did he do?

Well, he got fired at SNL and that's the best thing that ever happened to him. Is that the best thing never happened to you, Kevin Brennan? No wonder like Shane Gillis so much. Guys do you get for Messinnell? They're cool. Those are my boys right there. He's in the club. People, cast members from SNL, former cast members.

They're all ugly losers. but Shane Gillis, who got fired from SNL, that's the only guy worth listening to. Nobody would have predicted it. So there's an element of unpredictability in show business. That's a fact check. All right. We have one more clip on here from Kevin Brennan.

He's giving me a migraine. It's like a woman. I feel like a woman at work. Fine. Leave for the day. Anyway, what do you got for this last clip, Adam? It's just a beautiful little short film where he's free associating to his random enemies and talking about how everyone's, I just play it. But these guys, again, be right all you want, guys.

Be right all you want. Be right all you want. Doesn't pay any bills, does it? Adam Bush, does it pay any bills? Spider-Man's at $1.19 billion. It's just nonstop. You're always in his head. We're always bouncing around this guy's fucking head.

Are you in Spider-Man? Right. It went from your to you're not Spider-Man. Keep going, Kevin. Keep going. Write a joke. All right. Well, that is Kevin Brennan.

We have been following the dementia and the mental illness, the mental decline that's been going on. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat. eat honey and I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. Our boy hockey put together a new animation.

It's a quick one. But check this out. Featuring Jerry Banfield. The hockey is here. All right. I want to get into the bedroom as soon as possible, especially since it's been like nine months since I've been in there. ICP is out here to wreck cryptic. Like, ICP is just going to be the apocalypse for the rest of crypto.

Well done, hockey. Yes. Very funny. Jerry Bayfield in the insane clown posse makeup. And also looking like he's on Rick and Morty there for a second. Yes. That is great. Yeah, like Jerry from Rick and Morty.

Okay. They really captured the pain behind the eyes. Yeah. So if you guys remember, and I know you do, Our boy, Jerry Banfield, made a 16-minute unlisted video and sent it to the queen. And then he came on a show and explained everything that was in the video. We watched it. We enjoyed it because while he was expressing his undying love for this woman who had met 10 days prior,

he also gave her an ultimatum. And he said, listen, if you're not going to start, text me back immediately when I text you, I'll start dating other women who I'm also not getting my dick sucked from. Three to five to be specific. Three to five women who also barely text me back. And I think, I don't know if I said this on the show, I probably did that I would pay to see that video. Oh, yeah. Okay.

So someone brings this up to Jerry that we said that. Somebody sent me a message yesterday saying, hey, I heard this, this, and I think it's who are these podcasts, said, he said that they, they'd pay like 500 for that video that I made for that, the queen. And I was thinking about that. would I sell that video, I'd have to use AI to edit out her actual name and any clearly, personally identifying details? I can do that for you. I'm not looking to docs anyone. You don't have to do any of the work. I'll take care of it. Like would I, would I sell that video for 500? Because right now that's a private video. I deleted it off of YouTube as soon as she watched it. It's just sitting on my hard drive. It's not on a cloud drive or anything. And I'm like, that video is

some horrible roast material. Like, you think these public videos give you some good roast material. that one's worse. Oh, at the same time, that video was real. Okay. Jerry, I don't know if I made an offer before.

Maybe I did. You didn't. Okay, I'm not even going to negotiate. 500 bucks it is. I'll purchase that video. Get this back to Jerry. He only looks at the thumbnails.

He doesn't watch the videos. 500 bucks. I will match your 500. Shenzh. Dumbie! We're giving it a thousand dollars for no reason, though? We're not going to see it.

Otherwise. He just said he would sell for $5. 500 and I'll do the legwork. Take it out her name and anything like that. Yeah, dude, it's 16 minutes. Why does he have to go to AI for everything? It's like, how long could it possibly take that? I'll have to edit it out with AI.

I can't believe he's self-aware enough to know that that video is embarrassing. That's impressive. That is impressive. Because he doesn't seem to have a lot of self-awareness. We're going to see the... He knows what a roast is. I'm shocked. All right.

So we're making him question the business model that he has, because he changes it three times a week, as we pointed out. He's always got a new way to give him money. None of it ever makes sense to me, and I always explain why that is. He doesn't think that that's the case at all. This is great. This is how he starts off this episode.

It's August 9th, 2026. I'm Jerry Banfield, full-time YouTubers. It's my vlog a day in my life. I'm going to try filming it not in the studio today. I'll try filming some more shorts out of the studio also. Give it a little different feel. Make it more real and raw and human and authentic. I got a great night of sleep.

Why is there an eye chart behind him? Who has eye charts as decorations at their walls in their house? I have so many questions. Yeah. That's weird, right? He's like, I don't know. I saw it at the dentist office like a nice piece of art, but I'm throwing up here too.

I got a great night to sleep last night. Dennis office. Eye doctor. I'm like, I die. It's a long show we do here. which is really nice after didn't sleep all the night before what i'm thinking about this morning is my business system i know that who are these podcasts said something like jerry banfield's worst business system yet like is it really i do youtube videos i get ad revenue from youtube i'm grateful

all my channels are growing and then i send people to jerry banfield dot com to join the community where you can direct message me you can comment you can post and i've just put it in there today where I do these videos and I only put them on YouTube because I All right, he loses me. So, according to Jerry, he's got a great business model.

He's only losing thousands of dollars a month. So I guess I'm the asshole. I'll let this play a little bit longer because he does say something kind of funny right here. Put him on all the other platforms and it just feels like it's such a waste of time for me to be sitting there uploading videos to Instagram to TikTok to Facebook.

I don't even put most of my videos on X. And I'm going to make my videos available in Google Drive. And if you want to upload my videos, I have thousands of videos. You can upload them to Instagram. You can edit them. You can put them on TikTok. I never filed a copyright strike against anyone in 15 years. Isn't that amazing?

How gracious of them. Guys, I don't put my videos out on other platforms, but if you want to do it for me, I'll give you to do that. Why doesn't he do that? What's his, why wouldn't you do that? I don't do that. I put all my videos on YouTube. I don't care about the other platforms.

So, I don't know. I'm okay with that. So he did someone smart. Yeah, he's not wasting as much time as he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but he wants us to do it for him. Yeah. But do we believe for a second he doesn't watch WATP clips? I don't know.

He says, he passed that up. He says the thing that everyone says. People send them to me. I don't watch it. I know. I hate that. I know, I hate that too. I don't see them.

They also say, what's it called? Who are these podcasts? Yes, it's called exactly that. podcast. Yeah. Tony Michaels. That's it. But yes. So he doesn't watch this stuff, but he reads the thumbnails. And he responds to the thumbnails for some reason. I'll read that. Oh, yeah? Well, how's my business model terrible? When I have hundreds of dollars in bad revenue. Oh, you don't feel like talking, do you? Yeah. My friends don't send me bad shit about me to look at because they're my friend. Yeah, that's a good point. I'd be kind of annoyed if trucker Andy

every morning was just like, look at what Kevin brought us anyway today? Like, fuck. Someone brought this up to me earlier and I'm like, I do think Aaron Imhol has people who send him stuff to get under his skin. I don't think Jerry has anyone in his corner sending him things. Okay, so I think that people have joined school. Yes. Probably half people in his school are WTP fans. Sure. And that's where you can communicate with him.

So I wouldn't be surprised. So this is, he's talking to his dating coach, Angela. And Angela is someone we need to explore. She also has their own YouTube channel. They did a roast of Jerry that Angela did with his other chick. There's a lot to talk about. But he met up with Angela, the woman he gave, how much money did he give to her, $2,500?

Or was it more than that? Gosh, now I'm forgetting. Well, started at $1,200 and then he did another session. Okay, yeah, yeah. So it was like $2,500 he gave to this woman, Angela, and he was bragging about that, like his dating coach. And I think he also has the hots for her. She's pretty cute. But he met up with her recently and asked for some advice.

I like her advice. And I asked him like, well, after the last message she sent, do you think this means that, you know, I should leave her alone? She's like, yeah. Like she seems, you know, if she ever changes her mind, that's up to her to reach out. Like, just leave her alone. She made it pretty clear at this point. She's not interested.

Like, okay. I'll do that. Very good. So Jerry still hung up on the queen, the one that got away. So he meets up with Angela. She's like, hey, should I like incessantly contact this woman? Or what do you think? No.

I think you should probably leave her alone. All right. I'll leave her alone. You need a fifth person to tell you that? Yeah, I thought AI was the final word and everything. Chad GPT was just like, stop creeping this girl out. Which is very funny. There's another clip.

I can't get to all the clips, but I've been watching about Jerry this week. There's another clip where he's like, you know, I know where she lives. But I'm not going to like just drive over there. That's how you get stalking charges. I don't want to get stalking charges. And he's got that look at his eye, like, is he okay with stalking charges? I don't know. Yeah, I feel like he's been there.

Yeah. The cops are like, you didn't say you didn't want to do it. Or that you weren't going to, you just said you know it's illegal. You didn't want to get charged with that. I thought the shrub was far enough away. I don't know if you could see through branches. Doesn't he know no one would ever take advice from someone with a mantle like that? Like, it screams.

Like, insecurity and all over the place. He has a fake Oscar and then color-coordinated post-its in plastic with a humidifier and the paper. That's probably important. Just a mess. Something's looking at us and I chart. Why? Why?

That's a stack of restraining orders. But Jerry, you do own the home, though, right? Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm renting it. It's going to actually know who lives here. Unpaid parking tickets and mortgage bills. All right. This clip got sent to me by my buddy Jacob

who can't get enough of Jerry. A lot of people are setting me stuff now. And I don't know if I would have seen this if he hadn't said this to me. This is manic Jerry who's transforming into this whole other character that we had not seen. I remember crying on a park bench

reading the Bible, Jerry. Embracing his mom with a big hug and crying because his date went so well, Jerry. I'll wait for you. We don't have to be physical as long as it takes. I will be patient.

I am the Jesus of our relationship, Jerry. I will sacrifice it all. I remember that version of him. Now he's talking about his buddies and he envies them and he wants to be just like them. To waste your time. I have a friend. This guy is good looking. This guy fucks chicks.

Like this guy's just fucked a lot of women. And this guy's got a girlfriend now that's, I think,'s very attractive. And he's been a lot of attractive women. I know one At least another one of them personally I've seen several of the women He's fucked They're all very hot

Where did this Jerry come from I've been studying this guy for six seven years now I've never seen the My buddy fucks hot chicks Jerry before This is great He's getting good ideas for people He's had it He's hanging with the right crowd now

Which is good This guy says I should be doing Coke and boulder pills And go to bars It's like, yeah, let's go, Jerry. This is good. But no, honestly, this new thing that he's doing now, I'm so excited about he posted a video called,

I texted a woman I hadn't seen in nine months. And the way it starts off, he's got a new strategy. He's no longer being a simp on dating apps and waiting for things to come to him. Today's message is you've got to forget about failure and absolutely go after what you want as hard as possible.

And that's what I've been doing the last 24 hours. I dug up an old phone number off of business card I had with this woman that I met last year that I haven't seen it like nine months. I'm like, we're throwing a Hail Mary this morning. I just throw it out and see what happens. I've been way too sensitive to, oh, I might get rejected or, oh, that might not work. I don't care. I'm going for what I want. I love it.

He's been at this for 24 hours. Guys, this time's almost up. I got a new system that's proven. I've been doing it for almost a day now. So here's the problem. There's no in between Jerry. No. So he's going to be overconfident to the point where someone he just met is like, so where are you into it?

He's like, fucking chicks. Yeah. What are you getting fucked? Because we have a match. Let's go. Last week he was quoting scripture. Yes. Yeah.

There was many, many hours ago. There was. There was a moment a month ago where Jerry goes, I don't need to find someone right now. It's just kind of a marriage. You know, I can just kind of chill, do my thing. I got a job over here. I'm a YouTube. I got my kids.

That went away quick because it was like a week later. She was like, I haven't got late since November of 2025. Kids, Schmitz. Yeah, it's like, all right. Each time these backdrops are like a look at to what's going on inside his head before it was all like dark and angry. And now it's just like coming everywhere. Acid meltdown Well, there's a reason why he knows

Throwing a Hail Mary And a chick he hasn't talked to in nine months Just texting her out of nowhere Might work out for him I might as well Maybe this woman's interested in hearing from me I know a guy right now He's got a woman pregnant

And they're getting married They seem real happy And he met her five years earlier And had thrown out a Hail Mary on Instagram one day And all of a sudden she came around I've been way too sensitive about, ooh, you know, what if, what if I get a negative answer? Like, I had this tennis match schedule with this woman. I saw her last night.

And then I texted her, she didn't respond back. So what? So what? I go after what I want as hard as possible. And I take no, no excuses. There is no failure. There is only the effort I'm making. No more questions, Your Honor.

Yeah, wow. I love that he goes, I throw out of hell, Mary. My buddy did it. And now he's got a girl who's knocked up, he has to marry. That's not someone to evaluate. Is that winning? It sounds like a terrible scenario. This person said, well, we've heard about his financial advice.

Dude, I can only imagine this guy lamenting to Jerry being like, I just, I was drunk. I sent her a text. And now she's pregnant and we're getting married. Jerry's writing it all down. He's like, well, you're going to get married. This is great. Never thought of that. This guy's not happy at all, you idiot.

But I want to give credit to Jerry because Jerry gives credit to us, and I appreciate that. I will take whatever help I need. I'm grateful to the people on who are these podcasts. They put out a video, and I don't look at these videos myself. People send me them. And if you want to send me stuff, go to the Jerry Banfield family at jerrymanfield.com and join. The thumbnail says this is my worst business model ever. Well, I've made like a little over $300 in the last week.

My mom said, stop calling. I don't love you. He just goes, how can it be my worst business model? I made it for $300 in the last week. If you worked part-time at a minimum wage job, you'd make $300 a week. That's 20 hours and $15 an hour.

So tell me I'm doing anything wrong. Yeah, you're doing everything wrong. It's not working at all. for you. But I'm glad that he's reading the thumbnails and learning from them. Watch the video. And talking to them. We break it down for you. Or don't. I don't care. All right. So let's get back to his dating strategy, his approach to dating now. And I then went to this AA meeting. And I'm like, dude, I'm talking to every woman. I don't, wherever it is, I'm talking to every woman. As soon as I get a, you know, no thanks. You know, nice to meet you.

you a dismissal, I'm out. But I'm trying to talk to every woman everywhere I go. I don't care. Rejection means nothing to me. The worst thing is when you fail to make an effort in the direction you want to go. I know this about AA meetings and rehab. They encourage the participants to hook up. That's always a big thing.

Like, hey, so we're here to support each other. And also, if you want to fuck any of these chicks out here, I'm Sagittarius. Some of them are wild. That is so... He's like showing up to the narcotics, anonymous meeting, and dealing drugs to them. That's what he's doing. He is such an asshole. That is such a cool thing to do.

He's a pest and a nuisance. Yeah. He's literally there to pick up chicks. And I've said this before. I don't think Jerry's going to AA meetings because he thinks he's an alcoholic who needs help with that. And I have evidence coming up that I'm right about that. Just the fact he's like, yeah, I'm in an AA meeting.

I'm just like chasing every skirt. And they have to listen to him when he... Says my name's Jerry. I'm an alcoholic. Yeah. What's your name? What's that my turn to die? That's why this is the only times we've ever heard of a sponsor calling somebody up and saying, you know what, we shouldn't have this relationship anymore. Yes, you know, fired by his sponsor.

I got to see other trunks. More on that coming up. But, uh, dude, he hasn't gotten laid in a very long time and he is desperate. I remember the last night I got laid, November last year. I started out, I'm like, you know what? I want to get laid this morning. I texted 11 women in my phone. And I had one over at the end of the night.

And I haven't seen her again. And it's funny. I was like, you know, I told her not to, I didn't want to communicate with her anymore. But it's funny, like nine, eight, nine months later, like, if she texted me, I probably let her come over. That's not real. Wait, people think that this is a character. I get these notes for people all the time. They're like, this isn't real, Carl.

You're falling for a character. It seems like it is. It seems like this couldn't possibly be a real person on the internet. Or in real life, I should say. It is. This is real. All of this is real. Jerry is this psychotic.

He made up that ending, right? That didn't really happen. Well, no. What he said was if the chick texted him today, he'd probably have her over to fuck her because he's got off. There's just a dry spell. But she didn't come over, right?

No. Okay, good. I thought he was saying. She came over. Yeah, I thought I heard that too. No. I mean, back in November, she did. Oh.

That was the last time we got laid was this chick in November who was obviously a pig. He moves fast, so you got to keep up with her. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I understand. He fucked her then. Yes. All right, but listen, we know what he's thinking about. He's thinking about the queen, the one who got away.

And he wonders why it didn't work out with her. But you never know when somebody's feelings have changed about you. I'm not reaching out to the queen, no. She seemed pretty clearly done with me. And it's like she saw the most pathetic side of me. But at the same time, somebody should love that. No. Right.

So this is the thing that I wanted to bring up because Jerry thinks that like being a pathetic fixer-upper guy is something that women are attracted to. They're not. That is not the move right there. He's like, you remember when I held her and we cried on the couch for six hours? Yeah, she does remember that. She doesn't want to relive that again. She's like, wow, this is my Saturdays from now on? Sweet.

And now he's patting himself on the back for saying, hey, she said it's enough, it's enough. No, you didn't listen to fucking AI. Right. And it took Angela to finally bring you around. Right. And I still don't think he's done. Dude, he was going to text her, do you miss me? And ChetDPT was just like, don't do that, Jerry.

It's too pathetic. Chat, TBT supports everything. Nobody misses you. I can't be your friend anymore if you do that. I am a robot. This is how I talk. You are coming off inhuman. So Jerry's got a new business plan.

And Adam, you talk about this all the time. Talk about guys who turn into the villain and watching that process occur. And Jerry's always been a guy who, listen, some things he's done where he's like put these programs, these courses that aren't really all that helpful. He tries to sell them to you by making all these ads for them and pushing you into it. Not the greatest stuff. But nowhere near this level of evilness. Like, for example, on YouTube, I found this woman on YouTube, one of her, like, YouTube

coaching videos. What's her name? Alexa Sarinosa. So I literally just generated, like, I looked through all. her videos. I'm going to copy like 10 of her titles and I generated like 10 thumbnail backgrounds and all of her best performing videos. I'm going to film all those on my own versions on my YouTube channels. Just use her titles, the ones that work best for her and I'm going to film all of them on my YouTube coach channel. And then I'm going to send people to my school community

that's $9 a month instead of hers that's $67 a month. Like if you want it, you better go and get it. And I thought he was an asshole for trying to hook up at AA meetings. Dude, he's the Carlos Mencia of YouTube creators. Yeah. I was going to steal your shit that works for you. And you're admitting that? That's the best thing about Jerry. He doesn't realize what he's saying.

No, he thinks he's influencing us. Isn't this a great idea, guys? What if I just recreated Star Wars and put it out as Banfield Wars? He can't do that. It was written by a guy and they own it. But Star Wars is expensive. Right. This is a lot easier to do, probably. That's an insane thing to say.

Guys, it's going to work for me because I charge less money for my product. Remember a month or two ago when he was just like, I'm charging premium amounts because I'm worth it? He has changed that so drastically. Guys, the nine bucks a month or I'll take two bucks or whatever. Until he changes it again. Yeah. Just give me something. I'll take it. He has no ideas. So he's going to steal her ideas and sell them cheaper. Jerry, you have to blink.

You must blink. Your audience will double if it will all feel better if you could just do it once. Just be a human for one second. Well, he's back on the spreadsheet. I mentioned this before. When Jerry first started out, he brought his YouTube channels back. He deleted all of his YouTube channels because his wife was pissed. He tried to become an author.

That didn't work out. So he got a divorce, set up all these new YouTube channels and lived by the spreadsheet. The spreadsheet said, here's how many videos you got to put out every single day. and for a while he was churning him out that he stopped now he's back out and i filmed 16 videos yesterday i filmed 25 videos the day before i'm going all out one verse and then ball out 41 videos in two days i've been a lot of them are great okay so back to the a meeting he's talking to a girl at the a meeting and this is why i say he doesn't care about getting sober staying sober helping other people the aa meetings are a chance for him to perform uh locally and so you're not going to perform uh locally

She was so friendly. She's like, hi, you know, nice to meet you. She, I shared and had people laughing in a meeting as usual. And she was repeating stuff from my share. I'm like, how does she know this about me? I'm like, oh, I shared that. Like, I first, she was listening to me share better than me. I'm like, I forgot what I said already.

This is why his sponsor dropped him. Yeah. Because the sponsor was just like, Jerry, enough about your business model. Enough about the chicks you're trying to fuck and the dating apps. Like, yeah. What about sobriety? Yeah. Should we talk about sobriety?

Do you have any temptations lately? No, because I'm not an alcoholic. Right. I don't think Jerry gives a shit. That's how you do it. So he just admitted there that he gets up to perform. I get people laughing like they do every time when I share. Cool, man.

And this is very telling. He's very good of flirting with girls. But I was also flirting with her. I was also, you know, making jokes, making her laugh. Like, that's, I know how to do. that. Believe it or not, some of you all send me messages think that I'm like on a spectrum or something. I don't think I'm on a spectrum. I've never been tested. And so therefore, I don't, there's no evidence for that. Believe it or not, I communicate very effectively with people in

person. No evidence? No evidence. Well, as long as I don't get tested, you can't prove it. Okay. I'm not a doctor. All right. Hey, Steve, it's this kind of the spectrum. Anyway, yeah, I don't know. I think it's very funny that everyone's telling him like, dude, you have autism. You are a Spurge, and he's just like, La, la, la, la, la. Yeah, right, exactly.

No, actually, people love me when they get to know me in person. They're laughing at me. Yeah, they're with, with. I think you misspoke there for a second. He said something about his wife seeing the worst of him and him really, like, being at his most embarrassing when he was with his wife. so he knows there's a lower than this.

This isn't very good. I think he's got to figure it out. He's actually very excited about what's to come. And there was this chick he was talking to at AA. And his buddy goes, I think she plays with the other team. And he goes, no, I think she's into guys. And then thank God she told this story at the AA meeting. And then he tells me a story she told about how she's with like several dudes at once.

I'm like, see? I think she's playing for both teams, so to speak. And I'm going to come see her again next week. And she probably doesn't know. Oh, somebody said they, I gave somebody from that meeting my YouTube channel. Whatever. Nobody's personally identifiable very easily anyway. And you know what?

It's not like I'm saying anything bad about anybody. And if I am, you know what? Why don't you make a channel and talk some shit about me? Okay. Just you can join in with everybody else. You have the narcissist prayer over there again. Holy shit. You have to keep bringing this up.

It's like I'm doing anything wrong. And if I am, it's not that big a deal. If it is that big a deal, then you fucking figure it out. See you on YouTube. Wow. I love the fact that we went from, I met this girl. I think I'm in love. She loves Jesus Christ.

And so I've been reading the Bible every day. And I send her Bible verses that connect with me to this chick I was flirting with the A meeting. She's had a fucking trade ran on her. She'll, she won't. Must all for. Wow. I think I have a chance. We've come a long way.

I'm auditioning for guy seven. You laugh, but there's 12. Jesus Christ, Jerry. He gets some self-esteem, my friend. Yeah, he's pretty menacing when he talks about these girls that he wants to hook up with. Now what you're going to do when Jerry Banfield comes for you? What y'all gonna do? You're out of right.

Rest my case. So, all right, again, Adam, you watched this video, right? I said it to you today. This transformation from Happy Go Lucky loves everyone, this Jerry who just wants to help and be helpful. He said, I'll take whatever you have to give me and never ask for more. Yes. Look at this transition. We have toxic positivity, I'll call it.

It's all love and light. No, I can't stand. It's all love. and light. Because if people are powerful understand there's love and light and then there's heavy and dark. If you only knew the power of the dark side.

He didn't even if he convinced him. He's just like, well, the dark side? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm inside me up for that. That sounds cool. How much pussy can I get? Willingly? What does it pay? Yeah. There's no willing pussy, but yeah, yeah, I just ask how much? Toxic, that's fun. That's fine. Yeah, wow.

Fuck love and light. love and light, he said. So I think part of this is because Jerry doesn't go out and hang out with people and he actually went out to dinner after the AA meeting and hung out with people. And was chatting with people who are getting late or actually

dating people. And he seemed like he'd be an intense dinner party guest. I went to this AA meeting. Then I actually went out to dinner afterwards for once. And I had so much fun. We were talking so much shit. And my one friend is there and he's like, yeah, I hung out this girl last night. But I don't know if I should

see her tonight. I'm like, man, if I had I had a girl that actually wanted to see me, I sure as hell wouldn't be a home in my house. By myself, or maybe I would. You know, what do I know? Maybe I would. I'm like, not call her. See if she wants to see you. He's like,

I gotta get up for work. Fuck work. Like that. I mean, this dude's you know, a decade younger than me. Like, get out there and go have fun. Fun should be first priority all the time. Not survival. Fun. Well, that's, that's tracks it because that's horrible advice.

Also, could you imagine you're just talking to this guy casually, you barely know him? And you're like, yeah, I know, my girlfriend texts to me, but I got it, I got it early morning tomorrow. I'm just going to go home. You got to fuck that bitch, yo. Get on it. Listen, she is fun to sleep with. I'm not going to knock her. I just like tonight.

Break into her house, son. Get in there. It's like, dude, calm the fuck down, man. Fuck work. I'm sorry, am I going over there with your dick? Why are you so concerned about this? shit. Is that the voice he uses to talk to people in? Is that his voice?

Yes. If you're not going to fuck or somebody better. He does take on these different dialects. Well, one of the things that we've forgotten because I've loved this new version of divorce Jerry's trying to start a new business and get laid, we forgot about how crazy he is. We forgot that he's lived many different lives. And he remembers all of them.

He's talked about this many times before, but he brings up the fact. that guys you got to get out there and enjoy your life have fun you only live once and he goes hold on a second what am i talking about i actually have eternal life and he explains to me when you realize you've got a limited amount of time here no matter what you do i mean it's not like you could have eternal life if you just focused on survival i mean if you pray to jesus you can get eternal life i guess but i already have eternal life so i don't have to pray to anyone I already have eternal life and I really hate it sometimes

I mean eternal life is one of the most horrible things you could possibly imagine I mean there's there's nothing that'll make me scream more at night than thinking about that I am immortal like that's the most horrible idea in the world I am immortal I can't be killed I'll just end up in another body another I'll be a rock

or I'll be a son or I'll be another one of these or I'll be be an aunt. It's over and over. I can't stop. All I do is live and create life again and again and again. It's like the ultimate prison. You are alive forever. You can't leave. You can't die. All you do is live and reincarnate over and over and over again. It's horrible. You can see me up in front of the pulpit with that message. Then take your time getting laid. This guy has experienced being on a spaceship. he's talked about that. He has been a king

in medieval times in another life. And then he said he could become a rock or a son. Or an ant. An aunt at least has a life cycle. I'm sorry. Why is he not still a rock? Did someone cut it too hard?

You know what I mean? Like, if you become a rock, like you're kind of fucked there. Doesn't he make sense. He was a black man. He was a black man. He still is. Anyway, that's the point.

this man is fucking crazy and I think some of it is an act and I think like he caught himself there and being like oh shit that's right I have this stick that I do But that's why he's crazy he thinks going Makes everything better Yep no that's cool man Makes it much worse

That's great So he went to this place called grassroots Was like a coffee shop They have teas and stuff like that And he goes down there After well first he goes back home after dinner And he goes like I want to go out It's a weekend

I am an adult I can go out if I want to I never go out So he goes to this coffee shop and he orders a green tea. And it's 11 p.m. and there's caffeine in that. Oh, Jerry. So wound up now. He wasn't ready for a caffeinated green tea.

So then he's like, well, I might as well go out to where the fun is happening. Let me call my buddy and find out. So I'm like, you know what? Let me just drive by downtown. I talked to my one friend, you know, he's had some issues with sex addiction. I'm like, hey, if I wanted to find a woman to hook up, with tonight. Where would I go? And he's like, why would I know? I'm like, you know, you know why you would know. Out of everybody here, I'm asking you because you'd know.

He's like, well, I'd probably go, he's like dating apps. I'm like, no, dating apps suck. I'm not optimized for dating apps. I'm not optimized for it. I'm optimized for in person. I look good in person. I could pass for mid-30s, if not younger, in person. I got a nice face. I got a nice face and I got a strong energy in person. Dating apps, I'm not optimized for that. And if I'm going to be on a device, I'm going to be making money on it, not fucking swiping and spending.

So Jerry, the reason why I so wound up on this show is because he does go down to the entertainment district. There's all the bars and all the people and they're all out and about and people are bar hopping. And Jerry's like, I'm going to go walk around. He doesn't go in any bars. You know, he's an alcoholic.

like, he just walks around. He's just looking at people and scouting it all out. He's like, God damn, I remember when I used to go to bars. And I'd be sober and everyone else would be drunk. And I'd be able to take advantage of them. I could probably do that now because I'm sober and they're all drunk. These women are in their early 20s. All of this looks good to me.

And so after he's like going through all of those scenarios, he decides, you know what? Actually, this is probably what I need to do. That's the problem with going out too. I'm like, you know, there's no, it's unlikely. I'm going to meet a woman in the bar that is actually going to be a good woman. But, you know, who says I need a good woman? Maybe I need a bad woman. Maybe I need a woman that I can help get sober or some shit like that.

I don't know. But I'm going for it. And I got a few women I'm going to text first thing this morning. Probably it's a little early. It's not even eight yet. But we're going to text and just see. All right. This is what I've been telling Jerry for a while is just go get drunk.

with some flusy and get it over with so you can move out with your life. We're all rooting for you, buddy. I don't know. Adam, you froze up. No, I have no idea what to say or think. So I think that's enough clips, but I'll just tell you that he did delete Hinge for the fourth time. After spending $400 on it in a week, he brought all these roses, he bought the premium plan, he did all these things, and he decided like, this isn't working.

I'm not optimized for this. After taking us through his Hinge account and why he created it and how you could do that too, he decides, nope, this isn't working and deletes Hinge again. And I think he's going to end up going to bars. I wouldn't be shocked if this guy gets his ass kicked. I have a feeling he's going to come on a little too strong. And a boyfriend is going to be like, is this man bothering you? I think he wanders into a lesbian bar gets his ass kicked.

I ain't taking no for an answer It's all chicks here That was one of the things he said He goes He used to be a cop At a campus A college campus He's like dude

That place is like Three to one ratio guys to girls This is like 50-50 It's fucking awesome Towntown St. Petersburg They threw it all the way To date the dispatcher Yep

Wow she was smoking hot though I don't if remember The lore Let's talk about our boy Greg Hughes An article just came out about the fact that Howard Stern at the company Christmas parties would put out a memo or put out the declaration that he has not to be spoken to. Do not approach him.

He's not your friend. He doesn't want to make small talk with you. And so Opie and Ron are commenting on that. When you were on top of Media Mountain. Oh, the radio world. Let me ask you. Oh, that's way up there, bro. When you had these, when you were on top of the mountain and you would have these lavish Christmas party.

Oh, yeah. Were your staff allowed to approach you? Oh, God, no. And have a few words with you saying, Oh, God. Merry Christmas, Mr. Hughes. Were you like Ebenezer Scroo? Were people allowed to talk to you at office parties, or would they get fired?

All right. So Ron setting Opie up to be the good guy in this scenario. Now, as we all know, Opie was a blast to hang out with at the office. People couldn't wait to get chummy with him. So Opie explains that he's not like Howard. His staff was like family. Not only did the staff talk to us, were allowed to talk to us. They did talk to us. For the most part, you know, a lot of the staff were our friends. I invited staff members on vacation with me. There was no real separation. It actually makes sense because I don't think Opie talks to anyone in its family either.

Doesn't have to anyone from the staff of Opie and Anthony. But there was no separation. They're all so tight. They all such good buds. You can tell because he calls them staff still. Right. He goes, not only were they allowed to talk to us. Some of them actually did.

I wasn't thrilled about it, but, you know, we didn't tell him not to. So I couldn't reprimand him on Monday, unfortunately. Should have put out of that memo. All right. So this is Opie going over this article. Of course, Opie is obsessed with Howard Stern. You were fired because of Howard Stern. Well, I've been told that, that I just couldn't leave it alone and they finally had it with me.

Well, you couldn't leave it alone. No, I couldn't. No, I'll be the first to admit. No, couldn't leave it alone. We'll not leave it alone to this day. It doesn't eat up a lot of my day. It doesn't eat up a lot of my time. You know, I barely even think about all this stuff anymore.

But when it's pertinent to what I'm doing nowadays, I'm going to bring it up. So when I saw... Op. He doesn't even want to talk about Howard Stern. You know, it's unfortunate this article came out. So now he said, I'm not letting it go. I'm never letting it go. I don't spend much time on it. No.

No. But if he hears the word Howard Stern. Here's the words Howard Stern. Well, then, you know, yeah, obviously he has to weigh in. on it passionately for 20 to 30 minutes at a time of an hour show. Yes. For most of the show, he has to talk about that. So let's talk about this article.

Anyway, we try to tell people forever. And it's now coming out in little tidbits. And the article that came out yesterday, basically I think they're saying that at a company Christmas parties, you were told not to say hi to Howard Stern. And then one of our Howard Stern's little test. came out and said the article was bullshit. And I'm like, no, it's not. We all have stories.

Of course it's not bullshit. Stop lapping his ass. I don't even think this guy works for the show anymore. You don't have to kiss his ass anymore. You're not even there anymore. Of course. They were allowed to say Howard Stern. Howard Stern worked for Sirius X-M.

I said worked because he doesn't work for them anymore. He's going to do one show a week. And, man, people are just crushing him. Opie, you're not there anymore. Yeah. You worked for Sirius X-X-M. Howard works at Sirius X-M. It's very different.

So I'm not defending Howard Stern. I know he's a prick. I know he doesn't want to talk to people. I know he had the rules about the hallway. No one's going to be in the hallway. And, of course, Opie's going to talk about that in the minute. But the fact that, like, a former coworker came out and goes, this is not the case. This is exaggerated.

Might mean they're just telling the truth? Possibly. I don't know. I think to split the difference maybe, just assume it's half right. And I always assumed when I heard the show. on January 2nd or 3rd when they come back and talk about the Christmas party. And everyone would have anecdotes about what happened to the Christmas party. And a lot of it would be like, yeah, you know, me and my wife came over and talk to you and Beth.

And we talked about this and this and this. And it seemed like they were, he was having conversations with people. I don't know. It's also possible that he was just in a bubble. He was in Robin Soundbooth. No one of going to come up for a talk to him, I guess. But it seems like he, that was his one day of year that he would talk to the staff. You want to approach him?

I could be wrong. So let's get into Opie, his experience with Howard Stern working in the same building together. So there was a lot of bad blood between the two fucking shows because we weren't going to let Howard just steamroll over us. Like he steamrolled over every other radio show out there. And so there was a lot of bad blood. And then many years went by. The bad blood is years behind us. I'm starting to see him in the hallway a little bit because we're going to work at the same time.

And one time in the hallway, I was passing right by him, and I decided to say, good morning. Hey, good morning. That's it. Good morning. Maybe this will lead to something. I don't need to be on a show or nothing. I was making decent money. I had a good audience.

I didn't need nothing from Howard. But I was like, you know what? We worked for the same company. I might as well say, good morning to the guy. And as I said, good morning. He said nothing back. I mean nothing. Stone cold.

And then when we passed by famously, Club Soda Kenny was giggling. So, Dethas, protest. Too much me thinks. I was just trying to be a friendly guy. I'm just saying hello to the guy because we're coworkers and I don't need anything from him. You know, I'm not looking for anything. No, Opie was definitely trying to get a story out of this. He was trying to get into Howard Space.

So Howard would react and nobody had something to talk about. And not to mention he always got a camera out filming. Yeah, he said maybe I'll get a reaction. Maybe I won't. Maybe it'll be something. Maybe it won't. And it proves he doesn't have to do anything. This is why he doesn't want you around because he did absolutely nothing.

and now you're making that the story. So he can't win. Yes. And so according to Opie, Howard was said, Morning, sir, too, by a coworker, and decided that everything has to change. We got to shut all of this down. I can't deal with that ever again.

Soon after that, I come to work like I've done for over, I don't know, in that building over 10 years, probably. And there's elevator banks, and you get out of the elevator. There's, I think, three on each side. And now you're in this, like, quarter. in the elevator banks, and then there's a beautiful fucking glass wall and a glass door to go into Sirius.

And I start walking toward that glass door like I've done a million times, and there's a security guard there. And he says, hold on, man. I'm like, you know, what's up? He goes, oh, you're not allowed in until Howard is safely in his area. He shut down the fucking hallways.

So this article that came out yesterday's 100% true. Can I say one thing? Yeah. Holy shit. Oh, can you tell a story? Yes, sir, yes, sir. Oh, let's get that in.

Thank you, Rob. Unless you think Ron's just being obnoxious, there's going to be a reveal on why he's doing that. He does it a lot in this episode. We'll find out why. Opie's loving it. He's lapping it up. He's like, yeah, yeah, that was a good story.

Like, no, he's doing a bit, but, okay, whatever, if you say so. So because Opie said, good morning to this guy, now there's multiple security members who are there shutting it down, not letting anyone talk to Howard as he walks in. And so famously, Opie went and filmed us. He went and filmed Howard getting marched through by Ronnie the Liver Driver and the security guy guarding the door and everything like that. And he shouted, good morning. A real obnoxious voice. And he posted on social media. and back then, Opie was still catching with Club Soda Kenny,

and Club Soda Kenny gave Opie some advice. And I told Kenny, I'm like, I'm posting this online. This is fucking bullshit. Everyone thinks this guy is God's gift to radio, but he's the biggest wimp behind the scenes. He's a fool. Kenny goes, I wouldn't do that if I was U-G-H. And I was like, you know what, fuck it, though.

This is no way to go to work every day. If I'm not appreciated where I have to wait to come in to the goddamn workplace, then it's not even worth being here anymore. Oh, stop being overly dramatic, Opie. It's not even worth it. Oh, I can't even say hello to Howard Stern in the hallway? No, you can't move on. Don't you have somewhere to be?

Can you just go to your studio and pretend to prep for your show? Opie, I don't know what your mother was really like when she was alive, but I'm imagining it was exactly like this. Yes. You have the dream job. All your dreams came true. And you're underappreciated and miserable because someone might have it better than you. And Ron, the limo driver doesn't look your way.

And so therefore, I can't even work here anymore. What's even the point of any of this? Get over. Who cares? It's really paranoid, delusional, because he thinks he's the reason. He wants it to be. So I said good morning. And then he had to put up this security protocol and lock the doors for me because he's trying

to stay away because he's scared of me. He doesn't care. He doesn't know who you are. Our boy, Anthony, Coomia in the chat. 20 bucks. Thank you very much, Anthony. Even stuck at the airport, I have to comment. Opie was, is, and always will be insanely jealous of Howard's career.

He couldn't just accept we were doing great with our show. He wanted attention from Howard. Also, Ron's a hack. All right. I hope you understand why he's doing that bit. Anthony, if you haven't seen this yet, stick around. Hope we're still stuck at the airport for hours of calm. I'm kidding.

Because Ron has watched the Jim and Anthony. the show. And we're going to get into that in just a moment. I've been waiting for Opie to comment on this. And that is coming up. So Kenny says, don't post it. Don't, you know, come on, G.H. What are you doing? There's no reason to post that video. And Opie never listens.

Oh, no. Kenny was basically saying, do you understand if you post this video? Because we all knew Howard couldn't take shit. He couldn't take nothing, nothing. He was the biggest baby. The biggest baby behind the seeds. All right. So I don't know who he's trying to fight against. The man. There's like Opie.

There's Howard. There's a bunch of the man's. And Opie had his own rules about what you could do and how you could approach him. I saw E. Rock in the comments just a moment ago. Like, Ope didn't want anyone to walk up to him and saying anything to him. He also had his own. He didn't have as obviously as much clout as Howard. did. Didn't have security shutting down hallways for him. I think he would have liked that.

Also, he's really gaslighting Ron in trying to rewrite history and claim that this is why he was fired. He's setting this all up to be like, this is why I don't work there, not the real reason which Ron would not be a fan of. Right. So, Opie doubles down in his delusions here. He demanded, he demanded so many things from Syria. He's like, no, I need three security guards to make sure I safely get in my area, because I don't want to talk to. to nobody. And I went to the company, you know, and I said, look, man, whatever, whatever stick is up his ass about me and the old show, I'll talk to the guy.

I don't even have to make it public. I'll sit down and talk to him and see what his problem is because this guy, even though, Wait, OPE's saying you went to HR. Can I get a meeting with Howard? No. There's no reason for that at all. Do you guys don't collaborate anything? You have nothing to do with each other.

But we appreciate you being willing to sit down with him. You're right. As if Howard's like, do don't be say anything about me? Yeah, exactly. That's what he thinks. And he doesn't realize how insane he sounds. You harassed him in the hallway. Then you harassed him again and posted the video.

Never got a response. And now you're like, okay, he must need to talk to me. I'm going to go set up this meeting. And they looked at you like, no. Don't you understand you're a sycophantic fan creating delusions about this relationship that does not exist with the one person we're trying to protect, you're now the enemy. You've done it. And they're trying to protect Howard from people saying hello to him, right?

And saying good morning to him. Like that's the main concern they have. No, there was an actual incident that was reported in the news where someone showed up too serious with a gun and tried to shoot Howard Stern. Maybe that's what he's concerned with. I'm sorry. So Howard Stern has detractors out there, maybe people who aren't happy with things that he said on the radio

and things he's done in his life? 50% of the nation, it turns out. So Rod actually has two brain cells rubbing together as he brings this up. Let me put on the other shoe. And Howard Sturr's defense, and I think... He put on the other shoe. That old chestnut. All right.

And Howard Sturr's defense, and I think you can relate to this. When you're saying he had security and blah, blah, blah. and, you know, he was kind of panicky about it. Right. Didn't you have death threats at your height? I assume Howard Stern had death threats. And didn't somebody actually, didn't somebody like,

did one of his employees say somebody had a... Yes, let's stop there. Yes, I have no idea how to show that story is that. But my point is, it's one thing when you're out in public, you know, at the height of my success, I had a full-time security guy. And I had kind of a second guy, too, at times. So, yes, but I'm talking about a place where we all had the same goal,

working for Sirius X-M and making them as big as possible. And this guy treated everybody around him like garbage. Garb – he hates that he's part of serious. He would love if that company just named it Howard Stern. This could just name it Stern instead of serious. He would probably buy it. He would be so – so happy.

So there you go. I mean, for a radio show, this is stupid. I know she just changed the subject there. Yep. Opie. Holy shit. Did you have security? Were you concerned about your safety and stuff? Because you said shocking things on the radio?

Yeah, but this guy, like his ego is out of control. He wants to own the place. Okay. Ron, you don't understand my work ethic. I'm Opie. Right. Well, he's also saying straight to Ron. He's like, yeah, but this is me.

I know people need security, but this is me. They can't do that to me. Anyone else is fine. Who has security everywhere but where they work? Right. That would be counterintuitive. Everywhere but where people will know exactly when and where you'll be. But your public mailing address, right, that place.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think I had a second guy, but three guys, that's going way too far. This guy's got three security guys. It's outrageous. Yeah, so Opie, he wants to move out from this Howard Surve. talk, but he can't. He loves it. Hey, babe, enough of the Howard stuff for now. Yeah, it drives me

nuts because I'll tell you why it drives me nuts because he made our life miserable when we were working for the same company. And unfortunately, we worked for two companies together, CBS Radio and then Sirius XM. And he was the biggest pussy behind the scenes. He was always just

whining about us. And I would sit there with a mic on going, none of this is real. Holy shit. Why are you so bothered by us making fun of you. If you're great at this, you make fun of us back. But he barely mentioned us on me. What's going out at Opie's life now?

Oh, interesting. Yeah. If only he could talk to someone to tell me to stop talking about him, he would love to do that. Oh, yeah. The only joy I get is watching Ron just completely dismiss everything Opie's saying

by eating and grooming and cleaning and licking his lips. And it's just a whole lot. All the same shit over and over again. like you're still not over this, Opie. Remember he said, if only management had taken us aside and told both of us to stop talking shit about each other, all of a sudden management was going to fix all of this.

He just wanted Stern to get a Stern talking to. Yeah. And it didn't happen because Howard had a lot more cloud at the company and they wanted to keep him happy. Hope he did not like that. Anyway, he can't get past these stories, these anecdotes he tells over and over again about his feud with Howard Stern. If you asked Howard about any of these, he would have no clue what he's talking about.

Howard does not remember Opie or any of this stuff. Opie from Mayberry? You're talking about Ron Howard? What are you talking about? You have no idea. This is just a quick clip of Opie just being a giant dick for no reason. Was that Brillo? Steve Rillow or something?

Yeah. I see him and Ron Barber. I guess Steve Brillow's hosting some documentary release part. about Ralphie May. Okay. You heard about this or no? No, why are we talking about this? No, because it's in the news as well.

Oh, all right. I don't know. Opie and Ralphie May on the show a bunch of times. He's a big part of the Opin Anthony show. Steve Grillo, Howard Stern. Right. Like, you just got to dismiss it. Like, fuck you, Rob.

I'm like, all right, man. I thought maybe it would be interested in this. I thought you were at some interest, my bad. Hey, Carla, Jerry Banfield is hosting a Louis Anderson documentary. Why are you telling me this, Adam? Adams. Don't bother Carl. I don't know about that.

I'm sorry. I just don't even banished you. I have an agenda to get two here. Anyway, Jerry Banfield, guys. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay, so let's get into the Jim and Anthony, because they have a show. And you should support them on Patreon as I do.

Because thankfully, we're getting weekly shows. with Jim Norton Anthony Coomia. They were just on a Legion of Skanks promoting it. Can't wait to play clips of that. They're fantastic together, as everyone knows. And I predicted when Opie finally addressed this, he would say, it's about time. Everyone knows those guys have chemistry.

They're great together. So Opie can't give anyone credit. He's just got to be like too little too late, you know. But Jay O'Hawkson, hold on, Jay O'Cerson. Hold on. You can't just casually say that, Ron. But people are asking me, have I checked out the Jimmy and Anthony show? The Jim and Anthony show is called.

I know. Why would I? And they're like, you need to do the Jimmy and Anthony show. Now, why? Can you imagine. Then I see a video where a guy says I'm pissed off or something. I didn't even click on. I'm like, God, you guys just flat out lied now.

I haven't even brought up the Jimmy and Anthony show. I said years ago that, you know, that those two should have done something after Opie and Anthony broke up in. And now all these years later, they finally. finally decided to do the Jimmy and Anthony show. And it's probably because, you know, Jimmy pretty much has tried so many different things since the opening Anthony show.

None of them have been that successful. So he's finally like, I guess. What? Yeah. I'm saying, yes, you're right. Oh, that Jimmy. Oh, he's doing that bit again.

We'll get into that. So exactly as predicted. I don't know why these guys didn't do it sooner. I knew they would. And then he goes right into the, the Jim needs money. How many times has it been brought to Opie that if he reunited with Anthony, he can make millions of dollars and he goes, millions of dollars?

And he starts fantasizing about what his life would be like. I could get another wife. I could start a new family. And so the fact that he's just like, well, Jim Norton's such a piece of shit. He's doing this because he needs money. It's like, you need money. What do you mean? Why is it a dig on Jim Norton?

One of the number one causes of jobs It's needing money Why are you telling jokes with your friend That a lot of people wanted to see it happen That you're having a blast doing I guess I thought I could make some money doing it You got me, God damn it So guilty of this

So I love that Opie has to do the thing The Jimmy and Anthony show I'm not even sure what it's called I don't know I don't pay attention and then Ryan goes,

it's the Jim and Anthony show. It's called the Jim and Anthony show. I checked it out. I know all about it. And Opie and Ronnie would be the obvious name for this show, but you want to go with something hard to remember. Opio unfiltered. Oh, right.

That's it. Opi unfiltered is the new name of the show because his kid told him that radio is dead and lame and no one should want to be on the radio. And he goes, that's the name of my thing. Oh. I'll change that. Good call.

All right. So, yeah, I guess, Jimmy and Anthony they'll probably be out promoting this show that they're doing. Is Jimmy going to go on his old friend's show, Sam Roberts? Before I get into that, do you see whose Venmo is in the scroll on this episode? Do you notice that?

You pick up on that, Adam? Who is it? Watch this. Is Jimmy going to go on his old friend's show, Sam Roberts? He's got Tony Peas, Venmo. He didn't swap out the scroll. roll. So it's Tony Papa Dog the whole time

that Ron's on the show. I'm so blocked for asking about his Venmo that I can't even super chat him. It's unbelievable. That's all I've ever said. All I've ever asked for is an update on his Venmo and somehow that's blockworthy. I'm a paying customer Opie and your Patreon sucks.

We get nothing for free but little clips of what you've already put out. That's what I'm paying for. You're not expensing that to the company, are you? I sure as hell am. So actually, opia, I'm bad because I'm paying for your shitty patron. Oh, you're paying for MLC. You're paying for opium.

Oh, fuck me. I didn't know. After he couldn't get along with me, then he hopped on board with Sam Roberts and did a show with him for, I don't know, seven or eight years. And, uh, I'm naive. I don't know who the fuck that is. Exactly. He's a guy just rotting in a seat at serious thinking. This is insane.

Ryan has proven he knows nothing about anything. he's like i never watched howard stern show i don't know open anthony is i don't know jim norton is and then he goes who's sam roberts and opi goes exactly who would know who sam roberts is every single fucking person watching opi unfiltered knows who sam roberts is you moron stop it with that exactly he's a guy just rotting in a seat at serious thinking he's hot shit he he's not doing much better than what i'm doing with this horse shit every morning okay so it's funny you don't even know his name He's not doing much better than Opie is doing with this horseshit. Recent guests on Sam Roberts show include Dan Soder.

Stephen Debner from Freakonomics. Pamela Adlin, who is the voice of Bobby Lee as they're bringing back to the guy. The Hill. Gavin Rosdale. John Travolta, Jerry O'Connell, Craig Ferguson. Megan Lawless from the film Obsession. John Travolta is awesome. Yeah.

There's been a lot of guests on there. hope he can't get anyone on his show and talks about it, and he admits about it all the time. He did a show with the guy for seven or eight years after he couldn't get along with me. And then that show broke up because, you know, Jimmy couldn't get along with Sam. And Sam hates his guts. Sam's wife hates Jim Norton's guts.

So are they going to go on the Sam Roberts show to promote the big Jimmy and Anthony podcast? Are you going to get singing, songy with us and keep raising your voice up me? is everybody's a bitch Big baby They did a show together for what Six, seven or eight years Like yeah they can't stand each other

Okay Oh but he talked about what people's wife's like I know What is he doing? What is the last time Anyone's been in touch with them? He's also saying this to an audience That is all Jim Norton fans

Like you refer to Jim And they know who you're talking about And you're gonna shit on him to those people Right So I don't know if this is the right approach for him But he's very wound up he was so delusional. It would be a guy

would come in and he would have a new movie and Jimmy would be like mad because the guy didn't offer him apart in a movie or something something's so weird and mundane

and then he would literally wish death upon this upon their kids that's what he says yeah kids in the family wish death upon them it's like Jesus open what is going out right now

what has set them off so bad this started with I'm glad they're doing a show they should be doing it happened years ago and now it was turned to Jim Norton's the worst scumbag. Anyone's ever met in the face of this earth.

He's such a piece of shit. You're like, whoa. What is going on? Why did all this happen? Does he have a reputation of any kind, Jim? Does that like any stories about him being rude and obnoxious or hard to work for? No. No.

He stuck around on all those shows because people liked working with him. Yes. So it doesn't even make any sense, but nope, he's mind. Jim was the awful person that no one wanted to work with. And people like, don't you think it's about time? No, it's not about time that I do anything with Anthony or anything with Jim Nord. No, it's not about time. Listen, Jim and Anthony were on Skankfest.

They said, you know, what about an old reunion tour? You do a little stadium tour, the old ONA. And Anthony said in a heartbeat. If only, if Opie can only just tuck it away. Right. And Jim doesn't say a word, but you pay it with Jim, Jim, Jim. It was like, like not in a million years. Oh, not a million years, Jimmy.

Why? Because you're a vindictive dick. Jim, one of the most vindictive person I ever met. This guy, when you did him wrong, would wish death on your kids. Oh, that was fun. And he meant that it wasn't even done with humor. He would literally wish death upon people's kids because he felt slighted by someone. And then he would finish up the rant by spitting on the floor.

Oh, so bummed. I can't be part of that anymore. The most vindictive person I ever met in my life. Oh, ho! You tell him, Opie. Oh, yes, sir. Oh, yeah. That bit again.

The fact that Opie has said many times he will not reunite with these guys. It's not worth the money. He will never do it. And he goes, yeah, you know, Jim said he wouldn't do a reunion with you. What a fucking prick! What a asshole? Why would he say something like that? It's the same thing you always say, Opie.

And also, it turns out he didn't say that at all. No. He actually said was they were talking about how Anthony said he would reunite. And Jim said something like, oh, that'll never happen, not in a million years. He was talking about them. He was just saying there's not a chance because of the strong stance you've taken on it, Opie. Also, Opie was talking about, I missed it before. He was talking about the fact that he saw a thumbnail where it said that Opie reacts to Jim and Sam, whatever.

That would be our boy unique because I saw that thumbnail too. I'm like, this, OPE has not reacted to this yet. I know that for a fact. So Unique does have some creative ways of getting you to click on his, his titles on there. But anyway, we had nothing to do with that. I just want to point that out. All right. How about them saying they're going to tour stadiums?

He can tour stadiums whenever he wants? It's so stupid. They're so delusional with this shit. It reminds me of, uh, Farrell. You know, Scotty Farrell going. I got millions of viewers. People called me out, by the way. I saw on the subreddit.

They're like, this guy. exaggerates, you know? That's what he does. Like, okay, but it's insane because Opie's going along with these. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get 100,000 death threats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, it's so stupid then. That's what we're doing. So let's get into the, uh, the threats that Jim does against people's families when he feels slighted. Yeah, but it was your show, though, right? Yeah, I hated, I hated being concerned a boss in general. I, I didn't get into radio to be a boss. Right. That's a real job. Yeah.

No, but I'm saying like, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where's my camera? Oh, Jimmy, not in a million years. Offer all the money in the world. What horrible thing are you going to wish on me and my family because I went after you? Are you spitting somewhere right now? It's worse than that, Opie. Jim doesn't bring you up ever.

When asked about you, he doesn't respond. Opie has heard that they have a show together and he can't stop himself he's turning into a baby he's doing the fucking Kevin Brennan baby voice thing he's turning Korean he's half Korean I'm semi attracted I gotta change this immediately

I get this off the screen and the fact that Opie's just like oh what's Jim gonna do he's gonna retaliate he's not he never does and I think that that is what eats at Opie more than anything it was the same thing with Stern. Stern was very selective and did not rant about them the way he did and he was trying to get him to do it, but he was too smart to take the bait. Yes. Jim's not taking the bait and Opie

keeps embarrassing himself by showing how much he feels, how much of this bothers him that those guys have moved on and so is the entire audience. Everyone has moved on from Opie. Everyone who worked with him is doing better in radio than he is or in their careers as Anthony just posted at our chat and he knows that. And it's, uh, It's embarrassing, so he has to lash out at them in a very Kevin-Bretted Brennan-esque way. I was just thinking that. By the way, Jimmy, I got to let you know. Ron literally has no family so he can't wish death upon his family members.

He doesn't have any. If you close your eyes, I thought someone was doing an impression of that McMahon. Oh, yeah. Okay. So this is where we finally find out why Ron's been doing this entire episode. Open if her questions it. He's like, I like this new version of Ron saying, I'm killing it over here. That's good stuff.

So Ron's watched the show. And so now he explains why he keeps doing this impression. Today. Oh, yes, sir. Oh, you're not going to do anything with me in a million years? Oh, really? You don't have a saying this, right? I don't ever want to see your stupid, ugly fucking Don Rickles face again.

Jesus Christ. The roast of Jim Norton. Jesus. Well, Anthony leaves, and Jimmy sits in his fucking seat, takes Anthony's salary, and allows everyone to beat the shit out of me because the Open Anthony show fucking broke up, right? And then he tells me famously, like, I don't want my name on the show. I'm like, then why are you here? And the reason he was there was because the money was good, and it was helping sell tickets for his stupid fucking comedy gigs. Hold on a second.

You've said this briefly before. Anthony's gone So now They wanted they wanted to call it the opium gym show I said That's the natural thing I look like a pop his ass I'm now calling it

Opie radio which we ended up calling it Because I don't want my name on that But why? That's what I understand why Why? Why? Because he didn't respect me Didn't want to work with me But he liked the money and the exposure

That Sirius was giving him He put me in a shitty fucking spot. It's interesting that Jim was also a member of the three guys who were the Opie and Anthony show. But for some reason, Jim had to defend Opie against the haters. Why is that? And Jim could have stopped it with a wave of his hand? Well, of course. Everyone can manipulate the internet whenever they want to. But this idea that like, well, did you have defend Jimmy? Were you doing that for Jim Norton? Like, Opie always thinks that his guys aren't doing enough for him. He treats some like shit as he's doing right now

as he's demonstrating. He's showing he doesn't give a fuck about these people. We'll throw him under the bus any time. Chance he gets. He's like and you know what this guy didn't even defend me? I wonder why. There's so much awful going on. We completely missed when Opie threw Ron under the bus to just make fun of Jim by going, this guy has

no family so you can't make fun of them and Ron just stared at him. This guy doesn't have a wife. He doesn't have siblings he talks to. His mom, he's not even sure if she's alive or not. so good luck, you know, wishing death on them. Put your voodoo douse away because you can't do that to Ron. Like, Jesus, Opie. Show him, man.

Show him how alone you are. See? Cry in your soup, asshole. Show them. Show what I see. All right. This continues on. It looks like Anthony's just sitting back and just throwing in these.

Oh, yeah. Oh, oh. Yes, I. This is an Anthony impression. Did you expect that? Prister Chris? No. You didn't think that was that

Anthony Cooby impression that he was doing? It's hard to tell. That's he's been doing this whole show. Mm-hmm. Oh! Yes,

and then every now and then I hear, holy shit. Oh, that's good. I can't believe you picked up on Anthony's fake laughing

and holy shits. This is what I came. I don't believe you've picked up on that. Dude, I literally watched the first 10 minutes and I was like, I can't, I can't, it's unwatchable.

All right. So this guy watched 10 minutes of one episode. He's decided that the show's not very good. Jim Norton didn't stick his face into the camera once. Not once. Right. Like, Rod, if you watched 10 minutes of this show, you'd get, you'd get the same impression. I covered the first Jim and Anthony show on Drew Lane's podcast.

And we pointed out something very hilarious back and forths and bits they did. Great chemistry, very funny show. Ron watches 10 minutes and goes, it's unwatchable. Jim's talking. All Anthony does is Ed McMahon impression, and that's the show. Don't bother checking it out. And this is very much, I don't know if I want to use the word, the name Stevie Lou or Clearwater Chad or any of these assholes who have to appease to Brennan.

But Ron's turned into this thing where it's just like, yeah, I watched it. It sucks. Right, boss? That's what you want to hear? It sucks. I don't like it. Yes, good job. Good job, Ronnie.

I think he believes what Opie tells him. And I think Opie feeds him. enough stuff that he thinks these people are racist, evil, you know, degenerates that need to be kept down. Otherwise, he's going to feel really bad when he wakes up one day and realizes they're just comics like him. Nope. They're a bunch of Ed McMahon ripoffs is what they are.

Later years of Opie and Anthony, it was the over-the-top, what I thought would be like a exaggerated, almost fake laugh. And then he would throw in some, holy shit. Like, it was the most craziest thing he ever heard. And I'm like, dude, we were just talking about walking dogs. So relax. It's not that over the top. Yeah, Anthony must have sucked.

That's why he went on to start his own network and still continued to make money and doing this. And you're begging for $20 superchats. Opie is going to claim that he doesn't like, he's going to say he doesn't like over the top voice reactions. Like, what is I talking about? But I look forward to them going on the Sam Roberts show to promote the big, Jimmy and Anthony Park. Oh, that's right. Another guy that doesn't like it, Jimmy. Oh, that's right. You know, he worked with a guy seven or eight years. That's right. You know, you know, he's probably not, he's not going to do that. You know, you know, he's waiting to go on to talk about the new show. They'll go on Rogan. I mean, they're going to be very successful. Don't get me wrong. They had the chemistry.

Reality just hit Opie. He's just like, listen, I, I don't want to look foolish. They probably got the biggest show there is. Both of them have been guests on Rogan before. Rogan obviously is a friend of both of there as he used to go out Opied Anthony. It's very possible. Missy B. Tolst in the chat earlier. They're going on Kill Tony. So they're going on the biggest shows to promote this thing. Oh, I hope they get selected.

And no, no, no. I mean like they actually be on the panel. Oh, so it's very funny that Ron's going, yeah, look at these losers who are doing this new show that sucks. And then Opies has to be like, all right. I mean, people are going to watch this. We have to. Full disclosure. Yeah, we have to be in reality for a second.

here. Sorry, Ron. I don't know why you would have gotten the impression that I didn't think this show was going to succeed. I don't know how you got that. Maybe you're not picking up what I'm putting down. It's going to be great. Everyone's going to love it. Obviously. That's what I was saying. That's my point. Yeah. They'll go on Rogan. I mean, they're going to be very successful. Don't get me wrong. They had the chemistry. You think they're able to get on Rogan? The one thing you get with me, you get it. You get all of it. You get all the angles. You get all the the angles. I've no desire to do the show. I'll tell you right now, Jimmy, you know, all I have to do is all I have to do is pick up my fucking phone and go,

and I'm ready. And we blow your stupid Jimmy and Anthony podcast out of the dumb water. What does that feel? That all it takes is me going like this. You know, yeah, I think I'm ready. How does that feel, Jimmy? Oh, you'll never do a show with me again. The level of delusion here.

Off the charts. Opie, you have set a new bar. Holy shit. We talk about delusion on this show. Olney is usually the guy who's in the lead, but he has just pulled away from the pact in a way I've never seen before. He thinks he could just text Anthony,

be like, drop Jim Norton, you and I are getting a reunion going. And it would be like, Jim, who? Let's go, buddy. What the fuck is he talking about? Stadiums, Carl, stadiums. He wants this to be reality. I mean, he knows it's not,

but he wants people to think that that's the reality that he's choosing to leave the money on the table and not be a part of this. I think he believes it. I think it's why he's comfortable publicly squatting like this because he thinks he could, it's by choice. He doesn't believe it.

He doesn't think he can get a single person to be a guest on his show. Remember when they went and saw Jim Jeffries and Jim Jeffries? And Jim Jeffers was like, Opie, hey, was your friend Roddy? It's nice to meet you. And Ron's like, we should have him as a guest on the show. And he's like, he'll probably say no. He didn't want to ask Jim Jeffries. He was just like really nice to him and hung out with him in the green room before his show.

That's opie on his own. Once he thinks he'll call aunt, aunt, they'll get back together. everything will happen, the sum of their parts. There's no fucking way he thinks that's true. I want to know what's going through Ron's head. And Opey says that. Yeah. Can I come too?

Right. So you need a third mic then? Because Jim's not a part of it? Well, it's exactly the same as Kevin Brennan, who's made it very clear. The second Legion of Skanks call, it's Stevie Who. And later, Chad. Like, he's not sticking around for Ron the waiter. You know, I have a pretty good friend who's got an inn with Lewis J. Gomez now.

Mike Geary. Maybe I can arrange this to get Kevin Brennan the job offer to be on Legion of Skanks. Oh, can I come to my connections? Yes, producer Chris. We're making it in the big leagues. Jim is doing 98% of the talking. He's, Jim is just going, he's talking, he's blinking, he's twitching. and Anthony's just literally Anthony's just to do us and then every now and then Anthony would go oh yeah yeah yeah yeah and then he goes back well another another minute

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah you're right you're right you're right enjoy the 10 years of hate Ronnie babes is coming your way 10 years of hate because that Jim Norton is it he's vindictive He's not vindictive. He won't say anything. He doesn't know who Ron Berman is. Anthony's in the chat. I did fake laugh. For 20 years,

every time Opie said something he thought was funny. So, Anthony, I mean, obviously, if Opie has to reunite Opie and Anthony, you're going to drop Jim and do that show instead, right? You don't have to answer. I know the answer. I know the truth.

I know you can't wait to leave that loser, Jim Norton, and reunite with this dynamite personality that is Greg Opie Hughes. Hope you make that flight. Good luck with that. And did he go into the chip thing? Oh, I couldn't wait for Chip to just shut down everything

because the guy was tired or wasn't prepared for a fucking radio show. Oh, oh, Jimmy, I miss all that. Oh, please, please, can I do a show with you again? I'm sure the show's good, though. I mean, those guys do have... Home run, call me all right. Fucking hilarious.

He caught himself. He comes up and realizes there shows gonna be way better than opi Every now that he has moments of clarity Yeah

He's like oh what are you With the chip character You mean the character This beloved He went to spin off And did all hundreds of episodes Just play your chip characters Every time I go to see Billy Joel

Piano Man Right Oh you can play Piano Man again To thunderous applause And everyone's singing along In the crowd Did you get your dicks like that door Got nothing else

Oh is that what you're doing All right This is the last clip out here But they'll be very successful You know The later years of opiate Anthony. I've said it.

People don't have to say it. I was wallpaper on my own show. I got pushed out of the way. It happens when you got three guys. Those two guys got close. Me and Anthony were not close for many, many years. And they took over the later years of the Opium Anthony show. So of course they're going to be successful with this.

Of course they are. So there you go. Good luck to you. Good luck to you, guys. Good luck to you. The big Jim and Anthony show. Don, da, da, da. All right.

But I haven't listened to it. I had no desire to listen to it. People like, you've got to be a guest on it. Nah, I don't have to do anything. I'm good. I'm good. You're good doing this? Yeah, I'm good doing this.

Yes. I made $10 today. I'm good. I'm good. I got to go, Ron. I'm bored. Perfect. Perfect sign off.

Amazing. Poor Ron. Ron comes in there. He's like, I did my research. I watched the show. I'm going to tell you why I'd sucks. I'm going to say Jim Norton's fidgety

and blinking and Anthony's just doing his Ed McMahon impression. No one likes it. And then, uh, Opie goes, it's going to be fucking awesome. They'll be on rogue and everyone's going to love it. They're great together. And Rob's like, huh, boss. Always undermining him. Anthony goes, who asked it to be a guest?

No one. No one's looking for Opie to be a guest on that show. He's constantly answering questions that nobody's asking. Oh, you're happy with that? Yes, I am. But how much did you make? I made $5. I'm with that. I'm bored. I'm going to go. Bye. As I said, it's an Opie episodes in real time. It's everything you wanted to be. Oh, good. Opie's not here today.

And just to the record, he never plugged Ronnie's Venmo and Tony Papa Dog scrolled the whole time. But he made 10 bucks, according to the Opie. Way less than the 37 he averages on that show. All right. Let's get into the game show portion

of the evening. My favorite part. Is it weird or is it gay? What will there is Welcome, Megan, welcome Annie. Happy Wednesday, everyone. Happy Wednesday. It's hump day, as the kids say, which is hilarious because it means two different things.

Annie, have you been? Too bad it's not Super Chat Wednesday. It's not Super Chat Wednesday. There's one day we celebrate that Super Chat Monday on the creep off. I guess we could celebrate Super Chat Wednesday every now and again. Wouldn't be the other world. Wouldn't hurt. All right, let's get into Is It Gay?

This is a game. Megan has developed for us and designed, and she brings up a new round every single week. We watch Aaron Imhol from Steel Toll Morning Show bring up a topic, and he tries to be a funny shock jock. And when he's doing that, he comes up with jokes about whatever he's talking about. Usually it's that whatever he's talking about is gay. So we have to find out when we watch a setup, whether or not Aaron will call it gay. Each run is worth one point for five, five. rounds. Then we have the final round with three points.

It's a fierce competition. Strap end, round one. 30. Suck my dick. Make the cop pull me over and catch me doing it. Come on. You don't just get to film every car and then go, oh, one of them was like, what if they're, okay, so everybody speeds a little, right? Anybody who drives the speed limit is an asshole and causes road rage and everybody.

So let's say the police are down bad budget-wise that month or that quarter. they technically could just go through this speed camera and go, oh, we're giving you $110 fine. You were going $8 over the other day, our speed camera. And they can just start sending these tickets out to God and everybody. Was he clipping? Was his microphone clipping? I didn't.

I started okay on my end. I think it was on mine. Okay. Anyways, is it gay for cops to give out speeding tickets via speed cameras? Adam. Yes, gay. Carl. 100%.

gay Chris that's gay Annie it is but I feel like he's going to use a different word not gay okay and he's the contrary on this one

let's go that's retarded no you should have to do it the old fashioned way you got to catch someone speeding good job Annie and he used logic

it makes sense right it was too obvious all right Andy got a point no one else did in that round she's in the driver's seat round two

Michael Rooker. Michael Rooker, also in Mulrats, plays an obnoxious, badass, hard-ass dad. And it's like, I want to believe Michael Rucker could fucking break a guy's neck. He's probably a teddy bear in real life.

By the way, you watch Norman Redis, and you're like, I think this guy does eat a possum. No, that tracks. Right. He looks like a dirty, unwashed piece of shit. He's like... Yeah, but that's the way he is in life. Like...

That's what I mean. Like... If Jeremy Renner decided to become a survivalist, he'd be Norman Redis. Is that fair or not fair? Is it gay that badass characters are not played by... I'm sorry. Is it gay that badass characters are played by not so badass actors? Annie?

Yeah, that's gay. Chris? Gay. Carl Homosexual at best Adam That's a queer I mean it's fair

Yeah So don't watch your favorite actors They're gay They're all probably gay And even worse They're probably British Or a Scientologist So one of these are favorite actors

Even worse Hey hey hey hey Hey I'm a legit bash It's not Everyone's got their colds Come on All right.

We all got that one. Round three, is it gay? So, you know, I kind of feel like the coach took advantage. Now, if this guy was popping off at the mouth and he was like, I'm a street fighter, I'll fuck you up. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's one thing. But he did just come in and say, I want to be trained. And if a guy comes in and he wants to be trained and you just smack the shit out of him and, you know, demean him.

Is it gay to demean a boxing student? Adam That's gay Carl Oh this house It's close to home For Aaron This is gay

Chris I'll go not gay Annie Not gay Wow you guys I'm You guys know I'm the host Of this little piggy

Right You're going against All right We'll see He might not come back We're going to do some music Let's do it No that's the clock retard

Oh that was a He might not come back another retard son of a bitch good job annie and he's three for three yeah I was calling my shot and everything make me look bad over here Megan

I do this little biggie do you guys me you and I talked about uh send me the answers I think you missed that memo you know you have all the clips beforehand that's just not watching you send me the answers

now I think about it I'm gonna go with the retarded god damn I thought even producer Chris has scored on me. Round four of Is It Gay? Who could have possibly called Mersh getting addicted to gas station heroin two months ago? This fucking guy. I saw, I'm subscribed to Stalin.

I like Stalin. He clips our show every once in a while. I want to show him support. And this Stalin guy clipped Mersh and I got a notification. And I thought I was reading. it wrong? I thought maybe Trump or Trump, I thought maybe Mersh was talking about Trump banning, uh, the feds banning gas station heroin. What is it called? Like Pacific 7? I don't know. Are gas station drugs gay? Adam? Yeah. Carl. I think because Mersh got a tick to two of, yes. I'm going to say

they're gay. I'm always confusing Mersh and Trump. Chris. I'm going gay. Annie. gay I don't fucking know I don't drugs are gay drugs drugs in your 30s and 40s drugs is something you're supposed to get out of your system in your 20s

fuck you oh yeah I did not get that memo but I thought all drugs are gay drunk at a karaoke it's mature drugs are gay not a couple years ago just I just got a brief comment on this

and then we'll move on you can remember why Mercia had a following out back in September of last year. We're coming up on a year since that happened. It's because they called him a loser. He just came out of his show. It just goes, guys, I'm trying to kick the gas station heroin. And I've been getting the sweats all weekend and throwing up and my tummy's off.

Here comes another year. I think I called it. I don't know why it was so controversial. I don't know why Stancher left him. Did I say it or leave him again? I don't know. I don't know. Is he won enough?

Round five of is it gay? No, I don't. No, you're not. Don't be amicable yet. You will get to amicable. You got to get the acrimony out. You got to clean that shit out of the gutters. You're going to hate.

You should hate for a little bit. He's a piece of shit. He's a dick. You should hate him for a little bit. Get it out. You'll feel better. And then you guys can be normally. Because what happens is for the first couple years,

you hold on, you're trying to be nice. and it ends up being passive aggressive. You guys end up fighting a lot over a lot of dumb shit. And then eventually you find that balance. Eventually you figure it out and you're okay and you're good and everything's hunky-dory. But if you don't get that hate out first, that hate will come out every once in a while in spurts. How's April doing, Aaron?

How do you do? We're all thinking of. Is it gay to be cool with your ex when you're going through a day? divorce. Annie? Not gay? Chris? Yeah, I don't think he's going to call that gay. Carl. Annie's on today, but I'm going gay on this one.

Adam. No homo. All right. I'm the only one calling this one gay. Let's go. Ugly divorce. Like, we're cool, dude. It's been... You're not cool. 20 years, and we met in our 20s. There's nothing gayer than being cool. with your ex right away.

Yeah. It's like having butt socks with a dude. It's very gay. Very similar. Very similar. All right. What are the scores right now,

producer? Chris, we're going to the final round. Annie is leading with four. I got three. You got three. Adam. I don't know what's going on

with you, man. Two. All right, but it's anyone's game. This is worth three points. It's a little different than the other rounds. We are going to get

multiple choice on what Aaron is going to use as a punchline for whatever nonsense he's talking about. So we'll set it up and then Megan will give us our multiple choice options. Someone else is going to give the punchline this time. Oh, all right.

You'll see. I think I should watch it that out of time. And listen to what he says about me. I'll be honest. This hurt my feelings. Oh, yeah. Oh, that is a bizarre fan base if I've ever seen one. Yeah.

It's like just when I hear it. I was like, Annie, I didn't want to interrupt the show, but I was thinking the same thing. He has no respect for Oz's co-host. The way he has a set up is just puts Carmic Axe's video right over Oz's face. You don't know. I don't even see him there. Yeah, Oz is there. Wow.

What is hilarious? I'll move him. Yeah. Oh. That is a bizarre fan base, if I've ever seen one. Yeah. It's like, just when I hear Aaron Imholz's voice, I was like, Who finds this remotely interesting?

I love it. I'm blocking your face. Let's make Karmic big. Now I'm scaring people. Listenable. He is a bizarre fucking individual. I don't want him. I don't want him coming from his mom.

Right? He broadcasts from a tin shed where you can hear the window AC unit. It's a trailer, actually. Yeah, and he's calling me a bizarre individual. My house has a foundation. Not trying to brag. Your house isn't on wheels. Yeah.

You could hook an F-350 up to my house. You could not pull it away. It's been 12 years of the Steeltoe morning show, and last Thursday marked the start of year 13. Aaron and Oz decided to watch their fellow Minnesotan Carmick talk steeltoe. Karmik wants nothing to do with Steeltoe and his what. One, his cum-guzzling. Two, his, I'm sorry, B, his jizz-lust.

Okay. Next, his gay tendencies. And lastly, his semen slurping. Annie? Number two, the one with lust. Chris? Gay tendencies. Okay.

Carl. I'm going one cum-guzzling. I don't know if Karmic as well as some people do. I just don't think he'd come up with anything too clever. Adam? I mean, they're all such strong answers, but I'm going to go with two gay tendencies. All right.

Let's find out. That's next. Next gay tendencies. Forgive me for not remembering the arbitrary. I'll have a chart next time. Thank you. That'd be great. Proud a day.

Yeah. Go ahead. Fucking rev it. Is Jizz lust? Don't want it in my corner. Jizzlust was the answer. Annie. Annie with the big win right there, and she deserved it today.

I'll be honest, I've never heard the term jizzlust before. And now you have. It's something I look for in a mate. I'm going to put that on my hinge profile. Must have jizzlust. Does that make me a creep? I don't know. Anyway, congratulations, Annie.

Excellent victory. Megan, great game, as always. I know it's not as easy on. rumble, but you're crushing it. And you also sometimes put together some of Aaron's gay thoughts for us. Gay Thoughts by Aaron

M. Holt, who's totally not gay. And the gayest guy ever. Not me. I'm not the gayest guy ever. No matter what my dad says. And no matter what you guys say, and no matter what a lot of people say, I'm not the gayest guy. It's somebody else.

We're going to show you the gayest guy ever. It's not the gayest guy. Gay thoughts about Aaron M. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Great job, producer Chris Begand, putting together the gay thoughts for this episode. I always feel a little straighter. Just a little after I hear those. We got a game from Simon coming in, the Opie or Burr game.

Ahoy, hoi, it's good to imagine seeing all of you again. I'm Simon with a sweet-ass game of Opie or Burr. This week our bald buddies are talking war, teachers, and their own brilliance. So point your high capacity assault rifles right the fuck down the goddamn middle for round one. We're in two wars. You know that, right? We got World War III absolutely started. It's starting at a very slow pace, but it'll ramp up.

And then we also, we're also in the middle of a civil war in America. up. We're just fighting it very differently because we all have jobs. Time to register those votes. God, I can hear either voice saying it. I'm going with Opie. What do you say, producer Cress? I went Opie. Annie? Opie?

Opie. Adam. Billber. Adam's the one holdout. It's right now. And here's the answer. We're in two wars. You know that, right?

We got World War III absolutely started. It's starting at a very slow pace, but it'll ramp out. It'll ramp up. And then we're also in the middle of a civil war in America. We're just fighting it very differently because we all have jobs. Hey. I'm sure Simon's going to have a similar joke. Sorry, I didn't have me to stop finding there, Simon.

Jesus Christ. Differently. Because we all have jobs. Hey, you guys want to abolish slavery? Yeah, but only because I don't have a job. Let's play round two. Geez, what are you doing? Are you doing what everybody's doing right now?

Is that what you're doing? Are you just listening to the information you agree with? Rather than all of the information, that's what people do. Time to register those votes. Adam, what do you got? I'm going with Bill Burr. Megan.

Burr. Annie. BIR. Producer Chris? I'm going to Opie. I'm going Bill Burr because he does the famous. What do you go to I am right.com and reinforce your argument. But let's find out.

And here's the answer. Jeez, what are you doing? Are you doing what everybody's doing right now? Is that what you're doing? Are you just listening to the information that you agree with rather than all of the information? That's what people do. You got to watch Fox and CNN. Let's play.

Round three. Um, I don't, what the, I don't have anything of significance to talk about throughout the entire history of this podcast. Um, time to register those votes. Oof.

Megan, what do you got? Fur. Annie? Opie with a moment of self-oriness? Think I'm going to Bill Burr on this one, Adam? I'm going, Bill. Producer Chris? Burr.

Everyone's got Burr, but any, let's find out. And here's the answer. I don't have anything of significance to talk about throughout the entire history of this podcast. Bill's about to hit 1,400 episodes.

Let's play round 163 of Opier Burr. If my son came home and said my teacher smacked me in the face, I would be fucking pissed. But most of these teachers would get arrested for that now. Time to register those votes. I don't know about this. one, Adam, what do you got? Opie.

Producer Chris? Opie. Megan. Opie. I'm going Bill Burr. Annie, what do you got? Opie. All right.

Let's see if I can steal a point. And here's the answer. If my son came home and said my teacher smacked me in the face, I would be fucking pissed. But most of these teachers would get arrested for that now. I would roll his casket right into that principal's office and let him have it. One of the scores, producer, Chris.

Megan, it's four for four. Carl and PC and wait, the rest of us have three. Never mind. Easier way to say that. Megan's got a point on all of us in the final round. Let's beat the shit out of her, guys.

You ready? Yeah. Play round five. But I'm fucking brilliant. The fact is that no one wants that. in media. No one wants a channel where we're representing

both fucking sides. Time to register those votes. Jesus. Annie, what do you got? Opie. Megan? Opie. Producer Chris. What are you buying time? Opie. I run this show. I'm a contestant. Isn't that? Convenient.

No one tells the game show board of directors about this. We don't know how to cross-check our answers with everybody else before we give ours. I'm doing Bill Burr. How about that? I'm going G.H. All right. I'm going with Bill Burr. I could tie Megan, if a miracle happens.

And here's the answer. But I'm fucking brilliant. The fact is no one wants that in media. No one wants a channel where we're representing both fucking sides.

Opie's so delusional. I'm just going to play you the rest of that clip. No, no, no, no, name, name, name, name. Ron, I'm, you know, I play stupid with salty, dumb ocean hair, and I roll out of bed and I hide in the shadows. It's fucking brilliant. The fact is that no one wants that in media. No one wants a channel there and the whatever.

It doesn't exist. The money is in taking one point of view. It's where I fucking lose in this new world. If I just took one fucking point of view and beat the shit out of the other side. My numbers would go through the roof. I'm not stupid. I understand that, but I can't live that way. I'd rather just abuse Ron the waiter. That's a life worth living. Not for my family, but, you know. Well, anyway, congratulations to this week's winner. You're an opier, Burr, mad dog. I'm Simon from the worst ever podcast. Goodbye.

By seven, Meg, do you have a perfect score today? I did. Look at this. The review girl. have taken both games this week, making us look like losers. I think it looks like dumb losers. And where can we see these dumb losers? Adam, you got some shows coming up.

People want to watch you perform music. August 23rd, I'll be in Mesa, Arizona, and August 24th, I'll be in Highland, California, opening up for Roger Daltry with Dan Byrne. What are you doing, a monologue or something? Mostly check off, yes. Okay, very good. Annie, where can people find you?

If you want to check out my YouTube channel, I've been streaming a little bit of games. Go to Insanity, I-N-S-A-N-E-I-T-Y on YouTube. Excellent. Producer Chris? Local news this Friday. Yeah, we'll be on the 13-W-E-M at 9.30 a.m. They have bands there every Friday morning.

Oh, yeah, it's compelling stuff. So we'll be in there live performing a couple songs with the Ice Lips-G-Go dancers, the whole band set up. That'll be weird. And then Saturday. And then Saturday, we'll be at the Hoogedanny Festival opening for My Morning Jacket, which I believe is like almost sold out. Yeah.

Just crazy because it's over 19,000 or something like that. It's a huge venue. So very cool. I'm sure that clips of us on 13 WAM will make the rounds. So hopefully my fly is not down. That's my main goal on this show. My fly is not down. Guys, we have a voice.

and they come in on the rock and roll out voicemail line. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mid. Rock and rolla. Carl, so I was looking at the Dabble Dashboard and, you know, his last four shows or sub reviews on YouTube. Yesterday he got beat by Dr. Harley Quinn, Transverse Network, Johnny Carson, whoever that is, and Cat Diggler.

I'm kind of curious which of those four shows does Adam like the best he looks out that has been on all of though I'm sure can I hear those choices again Johnny Carson I met him at the Rodney's gig but yeah Gino's

killing it doesn't need to get a job hey Carl, hey crew just wanted to catch you guys up I think you guys should have a Jim back from Jim and then he was recently at the Corey Feldman birthday bash and he actually got face to face with him. So I think that'd be an interesting topic to bring him up with.

And also, I have a big strokes fan, so I noticed that Adam said he was a fan as well too, so I'd like to know what his favorite album and song is from the Strokes. I like the new abnormal, and I like Ode to the Mets. And also with a cover song that is better than the original. I'm not too sure if anybody brought it up, but I think no quarter by tool is better than the Zephyp. version and I love Zeppelin.

Okay. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. I love the Black Crows with Jimmy Page, Zeppelin stuff. Yeah. But I will go with the Julian

Casablancus solo record phases for the young. That's a great, great record. I was just say, Adam specifically said he didn't like the strokes. Oh, no, I like the strokes. I just, I prefer Julie, and I like his stuff a lot with the voids.

Very good. Strokes are a great band. Also, I'm glad you asked that question. The Jesus. Next week's teaser. The teaser. It's funny you ask about Jim from Jim and Them. We'll be doing the show on Sunday since the ice social point on Saturday with Jim from Jim and Them.

Hey. As our guest co-host on the show, check your local listings for times. I haven't figured that out yet. But I'll force producer Chris to sit in my basement on a beautiful Sunday, fun day afternoon and record another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. You make it sound like I love it. leave the basement. I was going to let you leave. You can admit you just found out that Kevin Brennan was going on Sunday morning.

You can just be honest. This is an interesting question. Hey, Carl, you brought back woke dad. You brought back to Banfield, man. What the heck is up with Tommy from MSCS Media? Yeah. Wouldn't it be great if Tommy came out somewhere? We should look for him.

He's great. We played this show. People are still talking about it. This scat podcast were these gay guys. They're eating the poopie. Maggie, don't act like you're turned off by this. Stop it. And we had the one gay guy, the black gay guy who listened to our show, Colin, about this.

Well, I know people want to try to associate your little scat-a-a-dair that you had. I know you guys get hard and shit, but just to let you know, gay guys, we don't do that shit. uh most every gay guy i've known or put my penis in or out of um no that's that's some gross shit usually straight guys in the closet do you know i ain't saying that chat does that but you know some people are saying that yeah fuck that shit yeah i'll just stick the penis and anises uh yeah you better watch that shit i don't know no gay guys are gay girls or anybody bisexual no bro that's a nasty fucking straight white people shit that's all, nigga.

All right. Good to know. I wasn't suggesting that all gay guys are into it. But Dirty Gary loves it. Makes up for the rest. He sure does. Cal photographer calling in.

Hey, it's Cal photographer. Negative creep. Replying to negative creeps. I've never heard of Inslee brothers. I don't listen to Winy Black men. If I wanted to listen to Winy Black Men saying, I would just watch police body cam footage on Twitter. But the guitar is,

fellow at the end was pretty fine. Everything up to that point was pretty awful. Negative creepstracts is the kind of guy that has to set the mood in the bedroom with some slow R&B. Instead of just fucking the bitch hard.

But, you know, if you still want to fight, I'm down. I'll be free in November at the earliest. Let me know. All right. Sounds good. Another boxing match in the devilverse. Joe from Norway weighing in. Hey, Joel from Norway, weighing in on the cover songs that are than the original.

Most of Maryland Manson's covers, and it's just about all he makes it's worth listening to. And if people are bringing up parodies, creep off jingle for fucking Florida or Carl's top-hand top tier. Yes, I agree with all of that. Now, Sweet Dreams is the only cover song I know by Marilyn Manson, which is not a bad choice. It's a fun version of it. of that song. Not mad about it. Hello.

Jerry Banfield, there's a lot of things he can do with his career right now. This is obviously the best idea. Hey, Carl, we ought to get Gary Banfield on Caleb Hammer, financial audit. That'd be really fun, right?

Bring the receipts and make Caleb to have a stroke. That'd be fun. All right. Bye. I would love that. I tell Caleb, don't script this one. You don't have to go over the top. Literally just talk to this guy.

He'll tell you everything. He's stuck on the first question for an hour. So what do you do? Just answer it. Jim, from somewhere near your friend, Drew Lane, really enjoying the Jerry Banfield coverage. I sit in my room laughing my ass off. To the day, though, my wife walked in and paint chips fell into my mouth. I choked for like 30 minutes.

Oh, shit. Chris, answer my private DM from sending you. Sorry, I've been busy. Answer the fucking private DM. I'll tell you, these guys are not creeps. They just want to meet up and we're in Detroit. I'll tell you a second. Oh, Dirty Gary actually called into the show.

Do you believe that? I can. Hello, Carl. This is Dirty Gary from Scats, Diego. I'm just calling to let you know that I'm very glad of you for finally accepting your fetish and listening to our podcast. Yep. Wait, Judy. No, do not greet him.

Bastard beach. I think that was two characters in one. more about Dirty Gary. The SCAT podcast made me laugh harder than any other episode I've listened to in a while, so that was great. I don't think there's going to be a popular opinion, but I'd love to get more updates on Dirty Gary. Rock and roll.

Oh, yeah. Fuck Jerry Banfield. Fuck Opie. We'll just go right to the SCAT podcast segment of the show every week. You'd like that, wouldn't you? You would like that. Not much to update. Guys, that's what everyone's saying, all right?

It's not that I want to play this. My hands are tied here. I read Discord. I know what's going on. Hey, Carlos General G.K. Just want to throw my two cents in there for songs, remakes, that are better than the original.

Personally, I think Alien F.R. This version of Smooth Criminal is just as good, if not a little bit better than Michael Jackson. Agreed. And, oh, Electric Six's cover of the Rubber Band Man by the Detroit Spinner is also really good. So check that out if you haven't heard it. Fuck you.

Bye. I don't think I know that one. But I love Electric Six. I'll check that out. But yes, Alien and Farm doing smooth criminal is awesome. I always loved that version of it. It made that Michael Jackson song, which it is a good song originally, but it makes it way better.

I also got a guy who was sending in a bunch of voicemails telling me, I have to check out this video. Now, Angela Hutchinson is the woman you see here next to Jerry Banfield. She's the woman he gave the $2,500 to for dating advice. and they did a video a few months ago. Jerry Bainfield gets roasted by Angela Hutchinson and Lindsay Doreo. And I guess this is a must watch. Ray Bainfield and hang out with my friend Angela Hutchinson here and Lindsay Doreo is off to the side over there.

That's Matt Kertica's partner, if you remember him from recent videos. Lindsay, excited to see what's coming and a little nervous. So what do you got? I just want to start off saying it felt like a dream. dream to be invited onto his channel to roast him because as a friend in our friend group we're all worried for him in general

I have a feeling brutal I have a feeling this is going to be a good one so this is the woman who is nice to Jerry because he gives her thousands of dollars so you can only imagine what the dynamic is between the two of them

I guess I got to pee I got to go bye I got to go I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. Yes.

Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Hey, goodbye. Goodbye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And guess what? This voicemail. All right, ready to roll the credits.

Yep. All right, guys. Bye, until next time. Bye. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Okay, bye.

W.A.T.P. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. Anybody care what this guy thinks? No!