Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep755 - Owen Cook, Jerry Banfield, Opie and Ron, Artie Fletcher

Episode Date: August 23, 2026

We’re learning a lot about being awesome and getting chicks with life coach Owen Cook. This guy is so freakin’ cool. He teaches losers how to act like they are slightly less lame than they actually are. Trucker Andy joins us to explain what you get when you give Owen $16k for a weekend together. We watch another excruciating seven minutes of Artie Fletcher’s stand up special that he released as a DVD. He’s so freakin’ horny! Jerry Banfield is communicating with the Queen again, even after every person and robot told him to stop. She is acutely aware of WATP and I think it’s likely she’s a big fan! Ron the Waiter has become so unlikable it's remarkable. A little bit of self-awareness would go a long way. He literally thinks he's a good comic??? He's not in the same league as Anthony. Ron is the definition of a loser. We finish with the Internet News and your voicemails.  WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Looking at Owen Cook, a suggestion from Trucker Andy. We've all listened separately, not discuss it. Let's get into it. Owen Cook is a YouTuber with 189,000 subscribers, and I'll read you the description of his YouTube channel. It says Owen Cook, a world-leading coaching company in self-transformation and social skills. With coaches based in Los Angeles, New York, London, Sydney, and San Francisco, programs are conducted in major metropolitan English-speaking cities throughout North America,

Europe, Central America, Asia, South America, and Australia. SMC hosts live programs in 70 countries and 270 cities through approximately 1,000 live programs annually for over 400,000 clients. Now, you might say, that's not a podcast, it's not. However, he did try to do a podcast at one point, and it was about six years ago, and he started off the show, very concerned that the chat was going to get away from him when he was doing the show. and so he started off his podcast with this is the actual start of it.

Podcasts. We're going to be shooting into a lesson today. We're going to keep it structured. We're going to keep it moving quickly. So I'm going to be checking in on comments periodically. And I'll say to you ask some questions. Try to make good use of that time. Don't waste time.

I told a moderator here just to nuke any comments that waste time because I want to get really focused on people who are serious about learning. So this is going to be like really, really focus. We're going to lock in, Ed, we're going to learn some heavy-duty concepts here, okay? Andy, you've been following this guy for a little while. Is he gay? You thought you picked up on it, did you? He sounds really gay.

There's nothing wrong with that, obviously. I mean, the guy teaches you how to score with chicks and how to be, like, cool and social settings. Are they nuking all the comments that are calling him an F-slurry? Yeah, I think that's still zero comments, Owen. That just reeks of no confidence whatsoever. Don't waste my time. If you got there to fuck around,

We're not going to let you fuck around. I got my moderators, and they're going to tell you that. Get the hell out of here, buddy. This is the Richard Simmons of picking up chicks. I have been talking about this guy for about two years now. Shout out Joe Sixpack. He's discovered this gentleman based on my clip one, if you want to jump over to that. We started out.

Most people are just like, what the fuck is this guy talking about in terms of frame? I'm not playing by somebody else's rules. And what I'm doing is I'm not acknowledging anyone outside of my frame. You're either in my frame or you're not in my frame. If you don't want to be in my frame, dead to me. Now, in reality, I love everybody. But I'm just saying that for all intents and purposes of where I'm putting my energy. So the way, the formula of how this works is you figure out who you are as one of one.

And you're very, very, very giving of your energy of people that are very, very much receiving that energy. And you don't have this weird relationship to approval where you need everybody to like you. and you're trying to make everyone like you because it gives you a false sense of being safe. So then now what you're doing is you're creating almost like this little pocket, right? And then in that pocket, you are the most attractive one.

You are the highest status one. You are the leader. But that pocket is generated through deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep conviction combined with subcommunication. The way that you're actually laying down that. That's fascinating. Please go on. What the fuck is he talking about it?

Exactly. So we were trying to solve that mystery, but we weren't the only ones that we were trying to solve this mystery. In clip two, we're going to see an old friend. The one and only Paul Shear is also onto Owen Cook. There's women that I've dated that were so incredibly high quality. And because I was able to recognize that, and I respected them so much,

they would wind up cheating on me or leaving me and dating the most degenerate morons you've ever seen. No joke. Out here in Phoenix, this is no joke. There's a girl. I would have given her the world. I saw her value. So, I took her to why I was so nice to her. I wanted to move in.

She wound up declining the offer. Why? Declining that frame. Then she wound up dating somebody after me who is flat broke. He got her pregnant. And then she wound up living in a trailer park having to go work at this like old person's home just to be able to pay for her daughter to go in daycare. Okay?

He was fucking ice dancer too? I can't keep up with the number of fucking guys this bitch is out to. Wow. So this guy that's getting cucked and taking advantage of is going to give us advice about how to pick up women. Right? Because he's been there, done that. And he's probably learned from his mistakes. Right?

Yeah. And now he's just fucking horrors and leaving him. Well, we're going to find out that he's learning from someone else's mistakes, but let's go to clip three here where Rob Huber, Paul Shears, podcasting partner is trying to make sense of all this. And she would, she'd call me later. She's like, it was the worst mistake in my life. Like, fuck. I lost frame again.

Okay? What does that mean? She dumped me. And rather than living in a mansion, she chose to keep scrubbing floors and cleaning up feces. That is how bad they don't want to date you if you don't have frame. Who's that? the floor. You pause it for two seconds.

I just... Who is Chenehan? Good question. I'd like to point out that that comment in the middle there is Joe six-pack saying when you ask for Andrew Tate and mom says we have Andrew Tate at home. That's Owen Cook. Okay. So that's what he's going for.

It's like this dating guru. Eat you if you don't have frame? Who's on the floor? He said old people. He said it like is the worst thing you could do. And she's working with old people and old folks. Like that's a beautiful. Helping someone at the end of their life.

People don't just shit on the floor. Rob, you have no frame. Yeah. You have no frame. No frame. There's women that I've dated that were so incredible. Helping people at the end of their life is not noble. Right?

Dr. Steve. He's not here to depend himself. No, he's a shit about that. I thought it's just a name three times he might appear. Yeah. Like a Paul's shirt Here I am

But yeah Helping old people doesn't help you smash Puss Carl So it's a big waste of time It doesn't Can I just point out I know this is just a me thing High top sneakers

I have adults is weird Right This is what's known as peacocking You dress absurdly And then when women go Why are you wearing those weird shoes Then you've met a woman How's that for Chad Zumach

Welcome to my frame All right So let's get back to the podcast he did six years ago. It's called Masterclass, How to Read the Play Socially from a Mile Away, Best Secrets for Social Awareness. And he has 53,000 views on this video, and he realizes that maybe some people will watch it after the fact. Some of you are going to be catching this after the broadcast.

If you're catching this after the broadcast, welcome. It's Sunday night. I'm just kind of bored. So let's just do it. Let's draw some dicks. Do you want to be here? Do you have a plan for this? What are you doing?

Why are you doing this? Sunday. It's kind of bored. So let's do that. Sunday, Sunday. And it wouldn't be a pro podcast without a little roll call. Basically what I see is this really, really crazy pattern. We're going to grab the laptop here.

I'm just going to say, what's up to everybody? What's up Ash Kay? What's up Sunday, Sesh? What's up, Shivan? Metal Source. Indian dude. What's up guys? Okay.

So I'm going to be checking in on your guys comments. just sort of periodically right here. He really did say what's up. Did you notice the guy that walked in and handed him the laptops? He had holes in both knees from hanging out with Owen too much. You think that's what it's from? He's a good sport that one. Come back in about an hour and I'll be done with less pants.

So I was watching this and I was trying to figure out, can I learn something from this guy? Because I don't want to pretend I have it all figured. out, just most things. And he taught me something that I didn't realize. The first thing that's hitting you is you have a lot of trauma from growing up. And what this does, okay, when you've been traumatized growing up, and you don't even realize that you have been, by the way, you're probably thinking, oh, that's other people.

It's just about everybody. It's just some people more than others. Is that when you've been traumatized, what winds up happening is that, I mean, think about it when you say scrape your knee or think about it when you're really underslept. Or think about it when you're sick. And someone says to you, hey, how's it going? and rather than answering properly, you just kind of get trapped up in your head

and you're like, oh, I'm good, right? You don't say, how are you doing? Okay, so I've got to teach this to my kids. For example, I teach Dylan all the time. People say, hey, how's it going, Dillard? He's like, fine. And then he just wants to, like, you know, go back to watching computer or playing or whatever he's doing.

I say, Dylan, you've got to now say, how are you doing? And he's like, well, why don't I have to say, how are you doing? Whoa, I thought this was about my child of Trump, but I was talking about how it was kids and asshole? And then you smash push. Yeah, what the fuck was that whole thing? You know, like when you underflop, or you feel like shitty, you scrape your knee and someone goes,

how do you do it? You're like, okay. Like, no, I scrape my knee. I'm not doing well at all. Can I get back to watching computer and playing iPad? How are your knees? I see, I don't think this is for adults because he goes on and on about his ungrateful dick head of an eight-year-old son.

So it's like, he might hand him his dinner and he's just like, oh, cool. And then he just kind of starts shoving it down. It's like, Dylan, you have to say, thank you or you know hug the person who gave it to you and he's like why don't have to do that i'm like you have to do that because if you don't say that they're not going to want to make you another dinner anyway they also have an asshole son and that's how Dylan starved so much of this guy's content or his tips and advice about meeting people one of them which is the most absurd one that i've heard is just be the loudest person in the room yes so everybody's like what the

fuck is wrong with that guy. Exude confidence. Yes. Oh, is that confidence? Being obnoxious and loud. That's what he says. Yeah. It's all about being the most confident guy in the room.

I have one of the seminars and some stuff from that. But where do you want to go next? Yeah, because this guy is one of the most prolific stream, like, content creators. I've ever seen multiple hours, like three. An average stream is three hours, four hours, sometimes more. Right. He's ever done 120 shorts in one day, though? I mean, I have to say, my point, Cherry Panfield.

have a beep but all right go on. We're going to find out soon why I picked this guy to bring today. All right. But I think we can go straight to clip five here, Carl. A typical seminar looks like this. It's mainly English as a second language guys that don't know how to talk to American women. Oh, I didn't know. Okay. That makes sense. I didn't even realize that. Not this guy, but he's got a lot of plants in the audience, too, as opposed to the fruits that he has at home. Was he saw it a Mata Rail? Now what we're trying to do is make you aware Of just how it feels to get in somebody's head

Come up here, get in my head right now Oh my fucking God This is what it feels like to be out here. All right. You're already in reaction then. I have in reaction to all of this right now. Yeah. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Hold on a second. Andy, is he going to blow him? Because I can't have this on my YouTube channel. Unless they're about to fuck. Yeah, they're flirting. The tension is unbearable. I know.

You're way ahead of the curve. I'm picking up on what I hear a zipper. If I hear a fly go down, I'm bailing on this. It's so much pressure right now. Why? There's all these people around watching. Yeah. I feel like it's like battle to the death, battle royale now.

Okay. Moving around. So I'm in your head right now. I'm in your head as well. I think we're in each other's heads. Why are they dancing? Yeah. That's nervous.

He thinks that because he drags people up out of the audience and they didn't expect that. And then he has a staring contest with them that's him exerting mind control over somebody. And so much of this is interpersonal communication skills that are coupled with energy and crystals and spirituality and all these grifting things that a low-grade Tony Robbins would try and insert. to a seminar okay but when you're saying that this seems super gay it's gonna get even gayer in clip six so no matter what you say to me like just be like if you say to me like try to like dominate over me both you do at the same time try like dominate your head I'm in your head I'm in your head I'm in your head I'm in your head they can go as hard as you can if you want like right now can you deal with this

we're in your head right now yeah I'm in your brain can you can you can you go out there dog okay right now okay Don't own data, yeah. That's pretty good. What the fuck? Dominate me. Go hard and dominate me, guys.

I'm going to go with gay on this one. I'm pretty sure. Get totally in my frame. Yeah. Harder. Right. What is going on here? That's why I'm thinking, because the other dude that was standing there,

double teaming Owen, was the typical reaction that a person has, whereas this other gentleman that seems like he's comfortable in this situation is most likely The plant. A plant. Because he has a lot of lieutenants that all these seminars are free. I just sent one to Tony from Hack the Movies because he's going to be in Philly on October 3rd and 4th. And I can't make it. I have plans.

We're going to be in Detroit. Yeah. But it's a free seminar, but you have to put $25 down to attend it. You get it back? Well, if you could find Owen after the seminar, maybe you get it back if his lieutenants aren't blocking you from finding him and get him. Getting it when they're like, oh, dude, don't you, don't you want to learn how to smash Puss with us? Come out with us until you forget that you wanted your $25 back.

Wait. Huh? It's a great. It's $25, but he's selling it as a free seminar. But it's not. I know. He takes your money. I know.

It's the opposite of free. Yeah. No, he's a fucking con artist. Weird. And clip eight, this was another one, another great comment in one of the shorts. Okay. Like, you get hit with. with something nasty that's true about you?

You want to be like, he-he-he-he-he-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You want to just move around. Only ever focus on what you can control. You've got to be like this dogged blind horse. Can you zoom in on that comment there? After he just did that flying comedic bit, that was so funny?

I can't forget when we met in Miami at the Russian-Turkish baths. I was surprised to met you at such a random place, even though is my favorite spot in South Beach, let me know when you're coming back so we can connect. So someone calling him gay doesn't know English. Yeah, or it's a gentleman that met him

in a Turkish bathhouse in South Beach, Miami. Gotcha. Yeah, I think it's a troll. Probably. You put on the blinders to all that isn't helping you, and you just gallop forward seriously like this. And if some shit, like, you can't do it because

of this comes in, you just put on your little shit, you go, bint, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And you just keep going. Well, that's retarded. I hate to point out the obvious. This is not practical advice. No. This is a room full of gay guys pretending to not be gay.

Well, let's go back to the podcast. Six years ago, it seemed like a different guy. I didn't have so much gay energy. So many scarves. Yeah, there didn't have many scars back then. Wouldn't Stephen Tyler yet. So this is him explaining when you respond to someone, you're actually showing them. how well you're doing in life.

That's really the subcommunication when you say, hey, how are you? And then say someone says you, how are you? And you say, oh, I'm doing well. How are you doing? What you're saying is, I'm thriving. I'm thriving enough to even care how much you're doing. Somebody who's in coping, right?

We call that coping versus thriving. Somebody who's in coping, they can't do that. They're just going to go, I'm good. I'm okay. How are you doing? Wow, this guy's got all fucking figured out. Holy shit. I'm good.

It's so bizarre. What advice. I'm learning so much. much. So he goes to the whiteboard. And this guy's like all about confidence and like figuring it out and doing all the stuff that like shows you're the whiteboard too. Yeah. Well, my wife, Jenny Jiggles drawing that. So yeah, he goes to his whiteboard or something a little different. Okay. So let's just keep it on this. Okay. So we're looking again here at empathy. I actually have not written on a blackboard in like years. Okay. And then what we're looking at is expansion.

I don't even know how much you can see this. This is kind of new. This is the first iteration of this. You'll not mind me here and then we'll keep improving it. And then you have contraction. Get confidence, stupid. I know. What the fuck is that?

He's got no confidence in this while he's doing this little live stream. And then you fast forward to like his most recent seminar that's up on YouTube. Like you said, Andy, it's hours long. And it's called Boring Men Are Invisible. Speak her language or you do not exist. It's a very different message. Guys will say I'm not good looking enough to attract a significant other. I'm not good looking enough to meet a girl.

And I tell them if the Osh experiment and the Milgram experiment... This isn't supposed to be funny, producer, Chris. I want to see you at one of these seminars just cracking up with this guy. This guy killed me. He's the best. No problem. ...show that whoever has the most confidence people will listen to, That should tell you why when you ask the most women, what is the quality that you care about the most in guys is confidence.

You have to believe. Sorry, I never wrote out of whiteboard before. Hold on a second. We'll get it right one of these days. Believe 100% that you're the shit. Now, here's the main key. You don't actually have to be objectively the shit. Thank God.

I feel myself out. Oh, what? I can lie? Okay, cool. Thanks for the 25 bucks. Your belief that you're the best and your capacity to make yourself believe you're the best makes you the best. I can lie to myself. All right.

I'll take that advice. Very good. Thank you, uh, Owen Cook. This is some Jerry Banfield type advice. Well, there's a reason why we're looking at Owen Cook. Jerry is learning. Yeah. He's learning from him.

And it's interesting that you said before the last clip that he seems like he seems like, a completely different guy. Yeah. Because he used to go by the name Tyler Durdon, which is a fight club reference. So when he was in his early pickup artist days, he was Tyler Dernan, then it became RSD Tyler.

And he was completely unrecognizable in clip nine. Oh, okay. Yeah, I want to see what this guy looks like. Let's say that a very attractive man or woman were to walk into the room right now. Okay, say some, say, Say some like muscular guy with his shirt off, like walking through him right now. He's like, why did you pick that?

Yeah. I'm a hot guy or girl. I mean, let's just say a guy. Like that, right? Okay. Yeah. Okay. So let's say that that happened.

Well, you know, where's your attention going to be? Right? I'm like, hey, listen to my ideas about corporate culture. You want to hear it, right? You're like, yeah, yeah. Right? Because your reticular activation system, we're lighting out, right? He's licking your lips right.

Wow, what a goober. Yeah. So he used to be a corporate coach, and he says that all of his skills are for success training, and it's for men and women, yet now somehow he's just dialing all his energy into teaching guys how to pick up women. Right. And gain 100 pounds. And lose all his hair and grow it off of his face. Yeah.

And dress like a shithead. You look like a baby fass. But in clip 10, we're going to realize that this corporate coaching shit wasn't working. So how are we going to figure out what does? And he, I don't know if people remember back in like the early 90s, there was a a VH1 show called the pickup artist that had all these things about negging and peacocking all came out of this book called The Game, I think. So this dude mystery pioneered all of these manipulation techniques to meet women.

And just to remind people, this is that show in Clip 10. Okay. However many, you know, months you've been in the game. And over the shoulder, you begin in A3. So what do you got, go? for your mother looks. And that's how you initiate the chat with a bartender. A hostess and a waitress,

it's game is game, but you want to systematically demonstrate those DHV spikes as opposed to say them, because we have no time to say them, but you can get the spike to her or flash her from a distance. If I'm speaking with girls, I'm looking over the shoulders,

she's working, okay? I'm telling a couple humorous anecdotes getting response from these girls. And as they're about to laugh, I'm looking, not yet, okay, I'll just add a little timing here to it. And she's turning and they start laughing. And then I say, all right, all right, hands off, hands off. Did she see it? Perfect. But how do I get a blow job from the stripper?

What's the right approach to that? Because some of them get very offended. Carl, how do you know all these things? Because Owen Cook got into hot water because. because one of his coaching seminars, he was telling a story about taking a stripper home and then banging her the day after Stuttering John style without consent.

Oh. And saying that's what you should do. Oh. So a lot of people, by the way, before you wake up in the morning, I'm probably going to be inside you. Is that cool? Yeah, yeah.

Did he get consent while you're drunk? John at least got consent before he did it. Snore twice. If he went. So a lot of women were showing up online, bringing that story to the forefront, and it just illustrates what a scumbag this guy is. But it also shows that he's a giant scumbag because that dude mystery did go on another podcast of an alkaliate of Owens and told this story in clip 11. Interesting. When I first met him, he was, I believe he was 22 years old, but he looked 18.

And he was wearing a bomber jacket, no personality. just straight out of school. I owe everything to this guy. I don't know if you know this, but real social dynamics comes from the phrase I coined social dynamics. I owned social dynamics.com. And in the book, The Game, he took my mailing list and created real social dynamics.com and used my mailing list to sell a boot camp in Amsterdam a week after I had just come back. Smart.

Holy shit, who cares? What did he just say? I don't know if you know this, but social dynamics comes from a phrase that I coined called social dynamics. No, real social dynamics. So what are you saying is that this dude mystery would go to Amsterdam, host a boot camp, and then right on the heels of that, Owen would check into the same hotel and say,

it's real social dynamics, not social dynamics, and just teach all the same shit. He was piggybacking off of the success that mystery created. Kind of like how real Anthony Coomia in the chat is actually not Anthony Coombeah. It's a unbelievable. Exactly like that. My point is that he's like a rip-off artist, con artist, scumbag pickup artist. He ripped off Corey Feldman's outfit there.

With 180,000 subscribers on YouTube, he seems to be doing pretty well with that. There's a lot of lonely guys out there. Yeah, and it's a global company apparently. they're putting on these seminars everywhere. The seminars do look pretty pathetic. Oh, yeah. It typically looks like a holiday in conference room that they have to like get out right after the seminar

so cash for gold can come in and take over. That's usually what it looks like. Everyone has to poop because all they have is bagels at the continental breakfast. I've been to these things before. I know what this is all about. We're going on next, Andy. And this is actually a commercial.

We featured this on, an episode that Jenny Jingles was on. Every time we have a female guest on all apologies, I like to introduce them to Owen and get their thoughts about whether or not his methods would work on them. Okay. So we watch... Just think any game to get

Jenny Jingles. Speaking from experience. She was into all of it. But he starts pitching the seminar in clip 12. Okay. Well, here's the thing. This work is not for everybody. You've got to be a very, very special kind of person to have what it takes to come out of here and do this.

You've got to be an action taker. You've got to be somebody who understands the value of knowing how to meet people anytime anywhere and realizing that your net worth is your network. Okay? Well, you know everybody what winds up happening. You make more cash. You're happier and you wind up raising the vibe for everybody. It's an incredible skill.

Okay. So you can move right into clip 13. Okay. All about the seminar selling it to idiots. Well, what I've done is a lot of people have asked me about these trainings. And so I create a brand new website. It's actually brand new. with a very, very deep video

that's really shocking. It's a shocking video. It's kind of an intense video. Right, go very, very deep on what is it this looks like? Like, imagine meeting up with me personally and going out and doing this. It's a shocking, crazy experience. And on the website, in the video,

I show exactly what is that you can expect. It's really crazy. Shocking, crazy, wild. And it was just like him in a seminar just like talking in a podium. Wow! The shocking part, because I did go watch that, is you, he's inviting you to go.

go stay at his house for the weekend for 16 grand. That's the shocking part. Okay. How much he's the grift. Yes. So you can take a free $25 seminar, but the real value is going to his mansion and hanging out with him for $16 grand. I've seen this with other creators.

There was that woman. The spiritualist woman. Yeah, the spiritualist I think that you brought, right? She does the same kind of thing where it's like, hey, if you want to hang out with me for the weekend, it's $32,000. dollars, whatever. John Sirassani does the opposite. He'll like, I'll give you money to hang out with me.

We'll go gamble together. I just want to have friends. Yeah. Wow, that's wild. It is. That is shocking, actually. 16 grand for a weekend with this retard? And it's not for...

Dick sucked? Like, what do you get for 16 grand? Like, are there bullet points? There are a lits of things that you get? Cup the balls? Yeah. It sounds like you go out to a bar and you hit on every woman there and get used to being...

You get comfortable getting shot down so that you can employ the Gene Simmons technique. I can do that without giving him $16,000. I know, but not everybody knows that all you need, if you ask 100 women, if they want to blow you, and one says yes, then you've got a blow job. That is the Jerry Banfield technique. We're going to find out that he was texting every chick that he could find the number for in his most recent video. So, yeah, I guess that's the way to do it.

But clip 14, this weekend with Owen is not for everybody, Carl. And if you think that you're somebody that has what it takes, because this is not for everybody, and you've got to actually add value to the group. In a situation like this, you can't be a leech. You've got to be someone who's bringing energy and is serious about results. If you think that that's you, fuck.

I'll bring my acoustic guitar. Who wants to do a single? Mandolin energy. Yeah. for a fee. This guy's fucking filthy rich, isn't he? Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Because a lot of other things that he says is get a Lambo, get a mansion. Then you host a seminar there. Everybody that pays you to hang out with you, all that money goes to paying the lease on your Lambo. So it's a tool. These are all marketing tools that are value added. And in your clip package, I just can't not point out the holding the lav mic, like a fairy princess

that he's doing. I fucking hate that. We're going to see the complete opposite that in the next segment. But, so all of these seminars are designed to, that's why he's doing this podcast that you were showing. A three cameras shoot.

Anything that is not designed to generate revenue, whether it's playing video games or doing drugs or going to McDonald's if you're not figuring out how to monetize that, then you're wasting your time, according to Owen Cook, which is... Doing drugs is a waste of my time?

I wish I would have known this sooner. You spent money on those drugs. You didn't make money on that state. That's true. Don't listen to him, Carl. Hold on, and he's making some good points right now. What the fuck am I doing? So if you go to his channel, there's a lot of different styles of content that he's

creating the alone in your apartment at 2am, 3 camera shoot that you had. But there's also just talking to his phone. Then there's him out in the wild. with drone shots and on a boat with two different cameras. Is he ever not wearing high tops? Always wearing high tops. Always wearing a deep cut tank top with a loud shirt and an LA regulars designer hat and a lot of necklaces. Those are staples.

This guy would hang a Guy Fietti's house and would just fit in perfectly. Yes. No one would even question whether that's one of guys' friends or not. Well, there are some videos where he's hanging out with clivicular. and all of these LA douchebags and he's highly recognizable. He's like, um,

like the holy roller around here. Like, you go to an outdoor festival. You're going to see these clowns that go to everything. He's one of those guys. So everybody's like, oh, look, it's that fucking jerk off that everyone hates.

And, um, so one of the other big versions of his content is the man on the street shit. Okay. That he's going to go out onto the, in Venice Beach and show, you how to put all these skills to use. And it doesn't always go the way that he planned. I win, you know.

What's happening with you, man? I wonder. What's that? I wonder. So you're something like homeless? Well, no, what I see you is I'm homeless. And I see you subjecting this man. Did you bring him in the water?

No, I'm actually about to give him money. Are you? Let's see it. Well, before I'm not, no, no, you said it on camera. Let's see. No, no, by the way, I'm definitely giving, no, I will. But after you're asking you to leave. Well, I'm from business.

Yeah. How about this? By the way, what's your name, sir? My name's Owen. Hey, Owen, I'm Bill. Nice to meet you. Yeah. Are you with this or not?

I'm 100% with you, brother. Kingdom? But you'll 100%. Yeah. 100%. What the fuck? I think that Owen didn't seem all that confident in that situation. No.

I would not have posted that on YouTube if I were having. He got frame mugged by a homeless guy. And the guy from the boat painting and Goodfellas apparently. Yeah. You know, since you played that and you're using some words, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about on this podcast. I need some clarification here. A lot of people will say, oh, you know, what's your open ratio?

You need to understand when you're good at this, you don't have an open ratio because your mere existence is often opening everybody around you. You're walking in there. You've got so much swagger that people are just connecting to you because your voice is projecting and it's like energetically you're just expansive and then you'll see people kind of start moving their heads and they'll kind of jump in and start talking to you. It's not like you don't walk up with like your heart on your sleeve like, hi there, I'm talking to you.

What do you think? Do you accept my heart? People are always asking what my open ratio is. And I always say, none of your fucking business. What the hell is he talking about? You're going to have to pay me $25 to find out. What is an open ratio?

Do you know this terminology? Trucker, Andy, I brought you on as the expert of what we cook today. Opening is walking up to a, and you don't know and striking up a conversation. Okay. And so if she like turns her back and walks away, that's not a good thing, right? Correct. Okay.

That's your closed ratio. Okay. I'm learning. I'm learning. Yeah. Getting a vodka cranberry dumped on your white pants is a fail. What if I say? She's ugly anyway.

Yeah. I can begin it, right? Doesn't count towards my ratio? So, uh, mainly. I don't even like skinny attractive broads. Get out of here. Yeah. Yeah.

I bet you give a terrible blow job. Not like my assistant with the laptop in the holes in his jeans, but all of his success stories from what I can see are 3am drunk chicks that are usually Russian mail order brides that are ditching out on their husbands in Clip 16. Because these people see a camera that's slightly better than an iPhone with a light on it and they think that it's E-Channel or something like that. So when this guy comes up and says, hey, we're making a video, do you want to be in it? And there's all this off-camera deal striking about getting permission for them to be featured in it. And then you don't see any of that. You only see what happens in Clip 16. And the camera guy's got a girl's gone wild t-shirt on.

Right. So, yeah, there's a lot of mixed messages here. What's the name of your favorite pet? My favorite pet is dog. Dog. Oh, shit, that was loud. Give me your basketball up. Okay, ready?

Okay. Ah! Now, how about, okay? What's the sound of the cow? Now, what is the sound of the pig? What does Michael Jackson say? Beat it. What the fuck with this guy?

How wasted is he? He has no, he's the guy teaching you game? He's straight edge. He has no game at all. That's the crazy part. And what's even crazier is that this shit works on drunk foreigners. Sure. Every thing ends with, oh, we're going to an after party at a rich guy's house in Hollywood. Do you want me to let you know where it is?

Give me your number. Oh, I got a number now. And then that's all scoreboard for all these people at the seminar. And then they go to the freak off and then what happens? Then he's just, he's counting his millions. But my last clip is what we all suspected, clip 17. You can see where this is going. That what keeps you going or excited to push through and like to get you to something you're really excited about.

The guys were in a San Francisco hoodie. A little too out of the nose, guys. Can you be a little more subtle about what's going on here? Jesus Christ. Hello, Frithco. That what keeps you going or excited to push through and like to get you to something you're really excited about? I would say each other. Fucker ride to put you.

I agree with that. Yeah. You guys couple or friends? Yeah, a couple. No way. Okay, got it. Nice. Can I join?

I just get, okay. Or am I? Yeah, he was putting out a feeler right there. I'm joking if you're... There's a trial balloon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not joking. Right, right, right.

All right. Yeah, so that's Owen Cook. Okay, so I was joking about him being gay because he comes off as like a guy like teaches you how to like smash puss and stuff. Oh, he does have kids. Mm-hmm. So he does claim to be straight.

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At Real Canadian Superstore, when you're ready, we're ready, with a whole world and more. I am very excited to tell you, I've got another gift in the mail. I keep getting these gifts in the mail from people. It's very sweet of them. I know I have an Ardy Fletcher CD. And again, the live is in quotes. I don't know why he thinks it's going to live in quotes on all of these. So if you didn't see it, because we didn't really get to the segment on the last episode,

our boy, how fuck, I'm going to get it wrong again. Come on. Backdoor Benji? Yeah. Back door Benji. Sent me this live DVD, limited edition from 2007. This live DVD from 2004, still live and well tour. It reminds me of a stroke.

God damn it. I didn't read the title of that. Anyway, Artie Fletcher, the world's biggest liar, did a comedy show and the one that Andy was just showing there. No shame. And it's New York City's bad boy. And he put this out as like a special, even though it's just at a club where he's doing crowdwork and bombing horribly. However, they have sweetened it to a point where it sounds like he is crushing. And am I not going to play the fucking Stinger for this?

What am I doing? I think we're more like Monty Python's flying circus. We do bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces. That's a good one. Artie Fletcher, comedian, extraordinaire. Thank you to Biddy Paulino for telling me about this guy years ago and me going, hey, yeah, yeah, I got a lot of it. Here he is doing this. You're going to the girl's house

and you're like all nervous and their families and rich and you're afraid to get this. Hold on a second. This is already off to a fucking wild start. People are laughing their asses up. They can't even hear the setup. They're laughing so fucking hard

at whatever the hell of this guy's talking about right here. This is awesome. Let's see what's follow it. You ever go to the girls' house and you're like all nervous and their families with rich and you're afraid to get pissed?

And you do it splits? No? Okay. Whoever's sweetening this. I guess they had to kill the laughter because he references that no one's laughing at it. People are losing their minds during the setup. And then he's like, you know, you go to a chick's house or family's rich,

you get upset about, you know, you're worried about pissing because your stream splits both ways. And then like it just dies. He's like, I don't know. Why would it die in the punchline? It's doesn't even make sense. Family's rich,

you're afraid to take up this, and you do it splits. No? Okay. He's so horny. Yeah, he really is. Yeah, like a woman's coming back from the restroom and he just fixates out. Like, ugh, I want to fuck that.

Yeah, we know. Okay, listen, this is going to be like a tropical depression tomorrow so that needs to work fucking all day. Okay? Okay, this doubles as oxygen. And the TV goes out, well, I'll watch the boob tube. Ooh, fuck. Is that why they have the plastic?

Please stand on this plastic, and we're going to hang this up behind you for, when you're dying on stage. It looks like he's about to get assassinated by the mob, and they don't want to make a mess. Hackie. Hacker, hacker! That whole premise was, there's a storm coming in tomorrow. Let's fuck all day. Okay The boop-toop Joe

What else are we going to do? You never cheat on me, would you? Please. I've been married three times Are you still in? Can you imagine like you married her up from Kentucky and she cheat on you?

Fuck. I'll be hoping my plane crashes. I don't get that one. Yeah, what? Imagine you... So this girl's from Kentucky that's been established earlier on the set. Imagine you meet a girl from Kentucky and she cheats on you. And then we're in a plane.

And then I hope my plane crashes. I mean, attractive woman from Kentucky would definitely cheat on you, Ardy Fletcher. Or from anywhere. Yeah, right, exactly. Pick a state or country. I like the double take where he's like, oh, is she actually throwing up at the thought of being with me? What's talking about? God.

Call your parents now, tell him to book that firehouse. What's going to have it? You all your firefighters? I am. I'm going to set my woods on fire tonight. Huh? I'm going to set my woods on fire tonight.

And then he references, penis? Yeah. Is that a euphemism for jacking off? It's like your woods on fire? It purrs when I pee. Yeah. Yeah, we're looking VD.

Yeah, right. Okay. You go fight it. You still living in Kentucky? No, I live in Virginia. Oh, wow, you city slender. Do you truly feel like a Jefferson now? Wow.

Is that like city free? It is. Really? Yeah. So, wait. You guys came down on vacation? We did. Okay.

What do you all do? Go to be. Should we go out? Have fun? Yeah, if I can't fuck her, there's something wrong. I would love to hear this. The actual room sound. Yeah.

This has to be bombing. It doesn't look like there's very many people there. It has to be bombing. He's just attracted to this girl who's just hitting on her awkwardly. No one's here laughing. I might as well try and get laid. Last call. I really am enjoying the thing.

that it looks like he's wearing that hat off most of the video. You're talking about the background? Yeah, you're obsessed with this background. I am. It's distracting. You're in a library, right? Fucking zoos and pedals. She's fucking out there.

What do you guys are gone? Oh, God, she's fucking shit about you three. She goes, they're legends, but I'll suck your day. I mean, everything's just horny. They were talking shit. Yeah, yeah, because that was more time. I'd have to fucking bomb up here. That Zuzu Pedals thing is a Ford Fairlane reference, though,

and I feel like he is all this horny, I'm going to bang you shit. It's all him trying to be dice. Oh, is that what he's probably? Probably, yeah. That's probably, yeah. They were talking shit about you. They said you're all lesbians and you'll suck my... Dot com.

Girls will say the dumbest shit when you're with them and kick them up in a fancy place like, I'm gonna, Laplace, Laplace, the new general manager goes, yo, we want to approve business, what should we do? I go, you better hope a fucking hurricane hit that. You better hope Al-Qaeda takes this place to fuck out. This is too funny. I'm doing to be taking out of the only city, and this lady comes up to me, she goes, I always had a book sign, and she's like, she's like,

You people really suffer a lot in New York City. I worry about al-Qaeda coming here. Yeah, honey, I don't think that's going to happen. Wow. All of a sudden, you can hear everyone's just talking. And a woman just comes right into the camera frame, staring at the camera like, are they filming this? Are you laughing?

Why would they film this? Why aren't you walking out like me? It looks like, RFK Jr's wife Yeah, honey, I don't think that's going to happen They're not in fucking A cave going Fuck Chicago, we're taking out Oklahoma City

Honey, they can do that with pop rocks No idea In this scenario, Al Qaeda Is in a cave smoking a joint? Of course. Is that what Al Qaeda is known for? Are they Rastafarian's so? So that Bob Marley

And talking about taking out Buildings? People do this thing of stubborn shit, don't they? God. You know what? I'm gonna tell you this. I was dating this fucking

psychiatrist. I told you, you and Pat. I'm dating this fucking psychiatrist. Oh. She's got two PhD. No, she's fucking hot. Believe me. And she's going to be,

like every time we have sex, now we have the analogs. I'm done. That was weird. Dating the psychiatrist has two PhDs. No, no, no, she's hot. Did someone question? It doesn't matter.

But it's just, that's a weird thing that he, like, felt a need to insert into that story. No, she's fucking hot. Believe me. And she's going to be, like, every time we have sex, now we have to analyze it what I'm done. Okay, here's what you did wrong. Honey, I eat your brain. box for 30 minutes. Any of any other

patients do? Oh, what an asshole. Wow. Stomping the stage with that one. Ate your box for 30 minutes. Any of your other patients do that?

28 too long. 28 minutes too long there, Artie. People say the dumbest shit. Yeah, they're on stage right now. We know if you could get a boner. You could stop doing that. Then we could have had sex. Talk sexy, Demetian. Let me see your insurance card.

I dated some fucking psychos. Let me tell you. You didn't tell me that about Florida. They're all damaged goods. You've got to last one I dated. I had to find a podcast. Oh, I mean, he keeps talking to his friend in the audience. Yeah.

Remember my girlfriend? He's like, he's like, for real. I've talked to a girl before. Talking to one right now. They would have to be damage goods to fucking spend time with you. Yes. I know. You know what I did?

I have to find what you know, Karen. Sounds like Suttering John. All the chicks here at Cape Coro are the worst. It's like, yeah, none of the attractive ones want to talk to you. I don't know to tell you, man. It might not be that, but it might be you. You know who asked what I did. I had to find what you know, Karen.

That's right I said it. I have to find myself. How about a phone call around? that duct tape over your mouth like gun to your fucking dead I'm only a romantic fucking woman I swear out two days away

and sucking dick I swear to God women can't live with them Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka

Yeah I know I was here like well these women get beat up in Florida Now I know why. That wasn't even a joke. No. That's the funniest thing he said. You're probably going to get to be up in Florida. And now I know why.

He stole that from Ron Berman. I got to hear that again. That's the funniest thing he's ever said. What is that all? Diana Scrantz, are you watching this? Yeah, I know I was saying like, well, he's going to get beat up in Florida, and now I know why. Because they won't fuck me.

You don't know how to dodge a left hook, apparently. What the fuck is he getting at? You ever know his Volusia County is always in the fucking news? I met this girl. Swear to God, at the book signings, I'm from the barrier and go,

okay, got to go. Every time he introduces a premise where there's a girl involved, he has to say, I swear to God.

I'm talking to this girl, I swear to God. I was dating to this girl, she's hot, I swear to God. I know you'll never believe it. Yeah, I'm thinking of you're lying

about all of this. All right, Diane, I had a feeling. Everyone else gets a pass. She's just upset with me. I moved from Deletona. Local humor. It's really good.

Good stuff, Artie. Oh, do front date? Oh, I'm giving it. Imagine going to this guy's book signing. Was the Klan meeting fucking canceled? Imagine going to this guy's book signing. If I had a time machine. So a lot of places you could go to historical events.

You can maybe change the world for the better. I want to go to one of these guys' fucking book signings. Who is showing up to this? this. Who would know who he is? He said he went to 250 cities. There can't be that many cities in the United States, are there? There can't be. Maybe I grew up in a city.

Yeah, how about, like, in Florida? Why are so many Florida left people, old people driving the left plane? Uh-huh. Why do the acting out driving thing? The walk before, too, that had nothing. I moved here from whatever, Daytona. Yeah. He just walks like he's sneaking into

a women's locker room or whatever he does. How about the old people driving on the left side of the road? Yeah. Well, I know what driving is. You have to mind that. And they're stuck in a box. Got it. Right?

You come from other parts of the country to move here. As he leaves the left. That doesn't change. Just because it's Sizzy. Here's my wand. Get the fuck over, stupid. then you go down 95 that's a whole loopball game oh two don't be sure that 95 okay good now it's gonna get good let's go

ardy let's talk about 95 the fuck's he talking about they think they're a NASCAR I had a guy I swear I was in four a little a couple weeks ago I had a guy passing like 110 miles an hour I go okay I want the shit he's on Please check out that woman's ass A guy was She already walked by Yeah A guy was speeding

Uh huh So he was high on drugs Yeah that's how it works Not true No No You guys have a good time tonight So this is my

This is my This is the last DVD I'm gonna do And my manager's here I don't give a fuck what he says But this is it 56 years old I had to run My daughter's go

It's funny because my daughter's like I said to you If something happens to me What's one of you to take him and you go That's probably not going to happen Oh His daughter's wanted something to go fund me Because he had a stroke just now Carl

God damn I didn't edit this well did I Fuck Running on a bumver I I'll probably end up an arrest area. Come on here. That's fucking dumb. All right.

That's right. I ended it. Whoops. That's a bummer. Well, we got lots of more Artie Fletcher to watch. Don't worry, guys. I got a CD, a couple DVDs. We'll be checking.

checking on. Hopefully, there's real crowd noise, real crowd ambience. That was so hard to listen to. I know. It was so noisy. It's not mixed well. So fucking bad. I couldn't make heads or tails of it. Maybe he just gave him the direction.

Like, if the joke doesn't make any sense, just make it so you can't even hear the setup. It just drowned it out with nonsense. If the audio is bad, they won't realize that the material is bad, too. Exactly. And that worked for a certain portion of that. All right. Let's get to the main course.

I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. Hearns says, are you going to go over in Jerry Banfield's video we put out today?

It's titled, I spent $10,000 on dating apps and it's finally working. I have not seen that one. I will check that one out. Sounds interesting, but I checked out a video that says at 1 a.m. I sent her one more text. This video, I'm going to take a little credit for this, has 1,114 views on it. That's a lot of views for Jerry. That's impressive.

And Jerry is back to his numbers game like we were talking about. Talk to 100 women. One of them is going to be dumb. Say yes. And the reason we brought Owen Cook was because somebody sent me a thumbnail that said, I watched 10 to 20 hours of Owen Cook. And it was only a blog post, but I was just flabbergasted that Jerry was learning. This guy's got to figure it out.

Yeah. And so we're going to hear some tips or approach or his methodology of meeting women. And it might sound familiar based on the first segment. He's a disciple. And I'm, today I texted at least 10 women today, asking for, dates trying to reconnect. To me, the big message, the big story of today is, well, I need to persist. Like, why I do these videos relentlessly every single day, on average seven videos a day to grow my YouTube channels. And I'm grateful I made $300 today,

thanks to you and people like you watching. That doesn't count like YouTube have revenue. Two people bought the Lifetime chat membership on my website today. And then a third person bought a one-on-one call with me at jerry banfield.com and somebody joined the school community today which is awesome i got one of them while my daughter and i were taking a walk this morning she's like nice dad you've been able to pay the rent now oh no he's pushing all this baggis on his poor daughter yeah you can't turn his phone off while he's taking a fucking walk with her but she knows she knows she's she's fucking nagging him about his poor money management You can pay your rent.

Now you can pay your red, dad. And he's just like, is that cute? Like, no. Your daughter's more responsible than you. And I wanted to point this out, too, because I pointed out the lav mic that Owen had. Yeah. He's got this microphone in his car. How what the fuck?

How do you do that? I got some 7B. Just go back in the house in your studio. Why are you bringing all your shit out with you into the car? I was just watching Darren the big dork and Tom Myers on MLC also in their cars. So you're in good company, Jerry. You fucking idiot. Tom Myers was crushing it.

Yes, of course. So his daughter knows how stressful his life is that he can't afford his fucking rent. He's pushing off his baggage out of these poor kids, which is great. And I like the fact that he's putting out as much content as possible. It's all about quantity. He's not concerned about quality at all. And I don't care. I don't care how many people say negative stuff.

I don't care how many times my videos flop. I don't care if I do videos and don't make any money off my website. Nobody joins my school for a week. I just keep going. No matter what. I don't care if other people make fun of me. And yet then when it comes to women, it's like why I've been giving up so easily.

I think he does care. I think he does care. I think he watches his videos to do well. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't think he gives up easily with the women. So he's changed his mind on how to approach women.

Now remember before when he starts dating someone, it's always be escalating. You know? Now, even if they ghost him or they just don't show up to a date or something, he's persistent. This is his new thing that he's doing. That's code for rapy. It's a little stalkerish. I know where you live. Yeah.

I mean, that look at his eyes. There's no problems here, ladies. Don't worry about it. Yikes. One of them said she just wanted to be friends. I'm like, I'm not, I'm not being friends anymore. I got no time for friends. Smart.

All right. So he's learned to put out lots of feelers. I have no time or friends. I have no friends for friends. Never had any. I'm not starting now. All right. So he sees a chick with pink hair and he decides to hit on her.

I gave a woman a compliment today and she was there with a guy. I didn't see that. But she was there or the guy. I'm like, oh, I like your pink hair. And she just started going on about her. hair. I was like, see, that's what you do. Just give some kind of compliment and see what kind of reaction you get.

Yeah, chicks with pink hair want to talk about themselves, Jerry. This is a groundbreaking material you're coming up with. Well, she wanted to be noticed that she was. Right. That's correct. Oh, your husband looks tough and angry. All right, so

he actually got back in touch with the queen. He wasn't supposed to do this. Angela told him not to do it. Chad GPT told him not to do it Claude was just like shaking his head But crock was like

You should call it God was like Ah this one's on you Whatever you want to do So yes He got in touch with the queen And it's interesting I guess he saw this as an opportunity

To open up that door again The fact that we want to purchase that video The unlisted video The 60 minute video He sent to the queen Where he gave her the ultimatum After she'd already dumped him and he decided even though,

hey, I told him, there's nothing for you, buddy. If I were not worthy, just going to get humiliated, don't do it. He goes, ah, maybe I should. Maybe I'll reach out to the queen and see what she thinks. And I actually did get a message back and forth with the queen last night.

And she said she actually knows the podcast. I asked her, I'm like, hey, are you cool if I released this video for $500? She's like, no, I don't want you to release that video. And I'm like, okay, that makes a decision easy. If you don't want me to release the video, then I'll keep it to myself. It's no big deal.

She's like, you have other ways of monetizing. I'm like, that I do. Queen, what are you doing? You're cock blocking us. Why would you do this to us? We're not going to share your information. Then he says, well, how about a thousand? Yeah, exactly.

I know. Dude, this annoys me because this means he wanted to do it. The fact that he said on the last. last video. I asked AI. He said no, okay. But the fact that he reaches out to her and goes, hey, I think I'm going to sell this video. And she's like, no, not do that. It's embarrassing. Fuck.

That was in his head for a while. Yes. And the offer's still there, Jerry. Don't listen to the queen. She doesn't know what she's talking about. And she might actually enjoy us reviewing it because it turns out she's a fan. So the, but then she said this message after she said, you know, no

thanks. I'd rather keep that private. Then like 10 minutes later, she's like, and I know what? you're talking about. I'm like, I'm not even sure what to do with that. I just said thanks and I appreciate it. And now I'm like, I don't know what to do with her. Do I want to persist with her? I don't know. I guess I'll tell you, I don't need to message anything today. It's just, man, this is, there's the balance of like, do I want to persist or, you know, I'm happy to message a woman I'm interested in every single day. Hi, Queen. Do you want to sell us the video? You have it. I'll buy it from you.

it's hers right he said it to her yeah I guess I don't know I don't know anyway I'm glad that you're checking out our videos it'd be impossible not to find us if you're Googling Jerry Banfield

or putting Jerry Banfield into YouTube and I like that the queen had a rubbed in like I know what you want to sell it to I'm following the saga I would I would love to talk to the queen doesn't have to be on the show but I'd love to get a perspective on on what's going on

and in fact if she wants to come out and watch the video with us how funny would that be. Oh, that'd be amazing. That'd be wild. All right, so the name of this video, at 1 a.m., I sent her one more text. And I thought he was talking about the queen.

Obviously, that was the point of that. Good title. Good title, Jerry. I mean, he sucked right in. But actually, he's talking about that dispatcher. He was fucking before he got married. Oh, wow. When he was in his 20s, back when he was an alcoholic cop.

And so he's going back and reliving his glory days since he's coming up on a year without getting laid down. That's all he's thinking about. So it's 1 a.m. She hasn't texted me yet. Now, the guy I've been lately would have just given up, been like, oh, you know, she just, so I, I had sent the last message. The guy I've been lately had been like, I'm not double texting looking needy. I guess she didn't really want it. The guy was back then, I'll, I've been drinking, let's see, it was Wednesday night. I was off. I'd been drinking at least like four or five hours playing video games before that. I was just about, it was like at least 1 a.m.

maybe, oh, it was like, I can see the text now. It was like 110. And I was just about ready to give up. I turned all the lights off. I was about to go to bed early and call it a defeat. But I'm like, you know what? Let me send her one more message. Maybe I don't know what happened, but I'm going to send her one more message.

So I sent her this one message like, hey, you're still coming over. Super simple. No game. No Bobby Rio Scramble. emotion stuff. Just super simple. Hey, you still coming over? She replies back like two minutes later.

I'm on my way over now. I'm like, ooh, dude, I flipped. I was like, oh my God. Dude, bro, you got to turn on a life back on, clean up the drinks, like, get it ready. This is what we've become. We're now reminiscing about 20 years ago.

Yeah. When a girl actually responded to a text, it was like, yeah, come over and fuck you. Like, wow. Do you guys remember what that happened? You were 24. I know. Holy shit.

The crazy part is that Owen blog that I was reading that he wrote was how when I was talking about doing things that are a waste of time, like drinking and drugs and video games, if you can't monetize that, it's a complete waste of time. Don't invest your energy into that. Here he is saying, that one time I got laid, it was so fucking awesome. All I was doing was drinking and playing video games and getting fucked. It's just you just retroactively undid everything you were saying that the advice that 2026 Jerry is trying to give. Jerry, go back to drinking.

This is how you meet loose girls, Jerry. I'm kidding. He looks so happy telling the story. He's like, I play a video game for five hours. I'm getting wasted. I text to girls. She's like, I'm coming over. Fucking life was awesome back then.

I couldn't imagine coming on the show and talking about the time I got late 20. years ago. What a crazy thing to be talking about. I also love that people are not watching his show. Like I said, this was over 1100 reviews on it. Ben Freeman's here. This part is amazing. People have already watched this video and are excited to watch it along with us.

Jerry, let's talk about this time you got laid 20 years ago. As soon as I got that text, I'm like, oh, you better get ready? You better to get ready. And it was on when she came over. We started watching forgetting Sarah Marshall

and I mean I saw the first five minutes of that movie and it was like how do you want it? How does it feel? I mean it was woo. Jesus great is getting chubby making this fucking video look how excited he is

I put out a movie though I don't know anyway whatever it's fine I'm happy for him I'm happy that he got some all those years ago the fact that he remembers the movie too is he remembers everything about this night Oh yeah

This is his glory days This is the day Because this chick He explains as a smoke show Hates her personality Seems like kind of a horror But very attractive Lady

He was very proud of himself And all the guys At the precinct Like you're hitting that That's pretty cool It's like yeah I'm the best And they had quite a night

That lasted into the next day We woke up at like Three in afternoon The next day It was so good I remember laying in my bed I was very agnostic. I'm like, God, you're real.

You got me. Thanks. And I look at what I've been doing now. Is it how God works? He says drunk chicks to your house at 1 a.m. High fives you. In that case, I'm going to start praying again. Look at what I've been doing now.

It's like I've just been quitting so easily. So with that in mind, I went through my phone. I'm like, any woman that I think there's any possibility with, I'm texting. And I'm making a message for each of. I text this one woman, you know, a single mom that, that like deleted my number. I'm like, hey, you still think of me? I still think of you and we're all connected.

She was in a conspiracy theory. So I thought that would be the right message for her. That's one girl who deleted my number. First up, how do you know someone deleted your number? Good question. They have to tell you that, right? Or they'd be like, who is this? You know what I mean?

Yeah. I love these just like, I'm just texting everyone now. Yeah. I choose into conspiracy theories. I texted her, did Epstein kill himself? Yeah, right. And it was on. I like to go.

This girl deleted my number. I go, do you still think of me? You're not even in her phone, idiots. That's not a conspiracy theory. Right. So at the beginning, he said, I said at least 10 girls a text message to see who would get back to me. And here are the results.

I texted a single mom that I just met in person. She texted me enthusiastically back. And I texted most of the rest of women. I haven't responded yet. I would very much like, you know, to stop texting me. That was enthusiastic. Lose my number dweeb.

I look your enthusiasm. So he got one response. It was from a single mother that he met recently. And he also, there's this chick who just broke up with her boyfriend. So that seems like an opportunity for him. Then I have another

friend. She just broke up their boyfriend with then recently. So I just sent a message right before this. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to invite her out on a date. I know she's single. She just talked to me for 30 minutes in person within the last week. I know she has some

interest. I know we've both been in the friend zone for a while. And it's up to me to try and break out of it. And then I have the woman I just went out with Saturday night. And we didn't text. I didn't text at all yesterday. I realized, is it on me to text? I don't know. Maybe it is.

As a man, I feel like it's on me to initiate. Do you want to see her again? So what's crazy to me is he's texting all these girls and, you know, he's not sure of himself, but he's just putting feelers out there. And they're all watching this. Like, you can't make this video. These are all internal thoughts, you know?

Talk to the mirror about it if you need to, I guess, to get it out there. But the fact that he's putting this up on YouTube, these were just going to be like, what a fucking loser? The guy didn't text him back. It's fucking wrong with this guy. But he does have a game. And he knows what tools to use when it's time to schmooze the ladies. So I sent her a text today. And I use chat GPT.

I'm like, make this funny. Like I want to say that I'm looking forward to talking to her. And, you know, she's doing some specific thing tonight. So reference that and make it funny that I'm looking forward to talk to her. And chat GPT cranked out a nice message. So I sent it. Yeah, I mean, it took. I'm like, nah, not quite like that.

I want to hear the first version. There's too many adjectives in it. That's what chat GPT always has three adjectives. I'm horny. It's sexy and cool. Chat GPT can't be funny. Craft a funny response to a girl I like. That's not a thing for chat GPT, idiot.

You've got to figure that out into your own. And the fact that he admits this shit is wild to me. I'm glad he doesn't watch these videos. People just tell him that we're goofing out of him. It's all a good fun. He is still in love with the queen. And we've been documenting this for a long time, even though everyone's told him not to bother anymore,

stop reaching out to her. He reconnected with her again, which is not good. It's going to send him spiraling again. I still am pretty crazy about the queen, too. The queen, she might be second right now. But I'm not sure what to do with her either. Like her, she messaged me last night. It sounded kind of cold.

and like she'd been watching my videos and or who are these podcasts also which I'm like really but then I'm like did I give up on her too easily should I have kept messaging her was two and a half weeks and not messaging her too long not for her Jerry not long enough for her

Jesus Christ he can't get this woman out of his head move on the fact that she's watching all these videos is hilarious yes I mean she is like wow I dodged a bullet there. Holy fuck. And the fact she's watching these and laughing. I'm sure it all started with that video

that he sent her. Where she's like, wow, what a psychopath. What is wrong with this guy? I'm going to see if the queen will date me. Dude, we should all fuck the queen. I didn't want to say this because I feel like it's kind of a personal thing. I've been getting really into Jesus lately.

We've been reading the Bible. Do you guys hear about this Jesus guy? Died for our sins? Pretty cool dude. Hey, Queen, what are you? do it later. That's so weird. Yeah, so he's, he's not sure what to do

about the queen. He's not sure maybe she'll come around and he's not sure how to approach that. I mean, if she actually watches these videos, she could just message a fella and reconnect. She might, I don't know. She might still be, I'm not sure if she's number one or two. I really like the woman I went out with Saturday.

I don't know. The queen's got a head of start, though. Still holding out up. Yeah. He's still got that hope. Oh, maybe. She texted me back the other day. It's still happening.

I hope it is, Jerry. I really, I would love to see the queen and you on one of these videos together. Talk about the crazy way your little meat cute happened. So Jerry's a little concern because he's trying to do a balancing act here. He's like, I'm going to get aggressive, I'm going to reach out to women. I don't care if I text them multiple times in a row. without hearing back from them. And then he's not sure like, well, how much is too much?

And it's up to me to persist. It's up to me to keep trying. Like I do with my business, I've been too paranoid about, what if a woman thinks I'm harassing her? Like, if a woman asks me to stop talking or stop texting, don't talk to her, I honor that. But I don't, not a single woman I can think of in the last year since I've been single has said that.

Oh, and even better drama. So. I love this. He's like, am I harassing women? I mean, no one's like said charges against me. No one's got to a police officer that I know of. So there's that.

No, restraining orders. No, they just delete his number. They delete his number. Yes. This is funny because this chick that he knows is pretty into a man. She's doing the research.

So she just happened to be right in front of where I put my mat that day. And I was like, cool. That's, you know, nice. And I compliment her on her sweater. And she had read some of my books, which I'm going to get more of my books on my website, jerrybanfield.com, so you can buy them. But if you got audible, if you got Amazon, they're on there. And the books she would have read would be author in St. Petersburg. And I was famous on the internet. Both great books. I recommend. This woman from his yoga, his old yoga studio is reading his books. She's clowning him.

No one's reading this without doubling over or falling out their back with their feet up in the air laughing. We're starting a podcast about it. So he runs into this chick that he used to hit on from an old yoga studio that he went to. He's with his daughter. They just sees her in the park. And it turns out that things did not go well with this chick. So that two hours later that day, two hours later that day, I get a phone. call from the yoga studio saying that a woman felt she didn't want she didn't feel safe doing yoga

with me based on what I'd written in my books and you know I don't know something something else specific like in person and I'm like I know exactly who made that complaint like it's two hours later I was just there that was the only woman I talked to and this is a woman I had known for years. That's crazy. Yeah. That makes me actually think that there is something that we should be concerned about. Yeah.

He gets a call from the yoga place. They're like, there's a weird woman you're making very uncomfortable. Oh, yeah. She's read your books. She knows that she's a subject that knows. Oh, I know exactly who you're talking about. And she's dead. Yes.

But that's crazy. And he goes, and something else I did in person. Can you explain that a little bit further, please, Jared? I want to hear more about what you did in person That would make her complain Could you please stop licking the yoga mats, sir? Actually, I think I know Exantheon what happened with that woman

Look, he fucking nutted on my fucking leg Jerry This yoga pose is wild Isn't it, guys? So you don't need me to do drops It was perfect. Thank you, buddy. All right, so he finally

was able to confront this woman about getting him removed from that yoga studio. Oh, boy. I talked to her after like a year of seeing her at 50 or 100 yoga classes. I finally said something at her in a parking lot one day. And she said, well, thank you for finally talking to me. I was like, what? Well, you were waiting for me to talk to you?

So then I was friendly with her after that for like the next six months. But not that friendly. I'd say hi if I saw her, we'd talk a little bit. So I was pretty surprised to get a complaint that day. yoga. Yeah, okay. So apparently he was creepy putting out the creep vibes and she was none too pleased with the way he was approaching her. And I held back from saying and asking her like, somebody complained on me at the yoga studio before. Was it you? Because I think it was you. I kind of hesitated on saying that. But I suddenly suggested that with kind of the way I said it.

I'm like, yeah, I started going to this other yoga studio. And she's like, they got you, hon. I just kind of looked at her for a minute. Wow. Wow. He's with his daughter. Yeah. And he runs into the woman who he made so uncomfortable.

She had to complain to the person at the studio. And what's crazy about that is that for whatever reason, he decides to get his daughter up to speed at what's going on. I dismissed myself first. My daughter had to go to middle school. We were taking our walk. This is, you know, not a conversation I need to have while my daughter's standing there. So I'm like, all right, see you later.

And I walked off. And then I told my daughter everything. I'm like, that was the woman. Like, that's the woman who complained on me at the yoga studio. She's like, really? So she wanted to know everything. Like, my daughter's in middle school. This is the kind of stuff she should, you know, her world is going to be getting into.

Harassing women in yoga? Yeah. Wasn't she a con? Honey. Did you know that Daddy is kicked out. He's banned for 11 out of 12 yoga studios in town?

This is what he was married too, to her mom. I'm not the father to a tween girl, but I just told him this is an appropriate conversation to be having with your daughter. Danny, are you spending all your rent money on yoga again? You know it. This is wild because

he's recognizing the fact this vlog is ruining his life. It is making it impossible for him to ever go out a second date with a woman or to get serious with anyone. And it is, it is tough sometimes. I'm like, I want to have a real authentic vlog. Some days I think I should just stop doing my vlog though, because I have to talk about everything that's actually interesting in my life, which is these are the things that are really vulnerable. I mean, believe it or not, I don't want to talk about a lot of this stuff. I don't want to tell you about my little yoga studio complainer running. I don't. I'd rather keep this stuff to myself. But this, is my job. Well, his hands are tied then, guys. Your job is insane, sir.

Well, my job is to ruin my life. So that's what I do for a living. How much money did you make? Negative money. I lose money at it. You make videos for YouTube. You can make them about anything. It doesn't have to be humiliating yourself on the internet.

That's what's great about Jerry. It's like, he has no logic. That's why he has to ask AI everything about his life. P.S. As for advice to... Should I sell this video? Can you humiliate me? Let me ask fucking chat, GBT. It's such an idiot.

And so he sits there. He just goes, ah, everything I'm doing is backfiring. But what else can I possibly do? Anything. Literally anything else. Don't tell myself, though. This is definitely way better than him talking about crypto, though.

That's unwatchable bullshit. At least this is embarrassing and entertaining. He's so ill-informed when it comes to crypto. So stupid. Yeah, I mean, he is really good at what he does. We can't argue with that. And I'm good at it. And somebody needs to lead by example and do this.

Because I don't have an employer, I am under less control than most people. So I have the leeway to have these kinds of conversations. And somebody needs to lead by example so we can have a more real, authentic world instead of this just lying fake drama and putting on faces. Hold on a second. We were watching Owen Cook. and who's that other guy he's talking about Bobby Rio or whatever it is? Do those guys ever say

just be your authentic self or they say the exact opposite of that? It's like a cool guy who's got to shit together. Isn't that what they tell you to do? And this idiot's going like, guys, I'm trying to lead by example by being my authentic self

and ruining my own life. Is there any other examples out there I could follow? Not a good example that you're leaving by. No one else is going to pick up on this and be like, oh, this is smart. And I mean,

what else are you going to do? when you're as authentic as he is. Can I even date as an authentic human being? Like, if I just open my heart and love a woman, is anyone going to see that as anything besides desperate and needy? You tell me, buddy. Yeah. You tell me.

I mean, if your authentic self is desperate and needy, then being authentic is going to come off as desperate and needy. This, I thought, was hilarious. I credit to Jerry Banfield on this one, props. I sure would love of a woman actually found me somewhere and fell in love with me on my YouTube videos. That'd be really magical. I mean, I would need to warn a woman, though, that I would recommend you. You should probably know my type now.

So, you know, I'd hate to disappoint a woman that somehow didn't realize that I like women that are lean and in shape. Like that is a big thing to me No fat chicks Finally an example that's being led that I can get behind Right I love that he's like it'd be awesome like a chick I saw my videos and fell in love with who I am I thought himself Unless she's a bigger gal

Then I don't need any of that Yeah if she fully supported your video creation career And your yoga hobby But she was too hundi right she not be good enough we had to play tennis together for a couple of years before i'd start dating a girl like that if you know what i mean yeah the best way to up your numbers jerry lower your standards that's true but i can't blame him he's out to something with that uh standard and uh i think

he's coming to the realization that i've uh the conclusion i've already come to and things might have went totally different dating the queen if i had not had vlogs like this where she'd watch vlogs of me crying and then probably decided i'll instead of seeing that this is an authentic man who's on a mission to change the world probably decides that, you know, all this guy's a weak loser. He's too into me. You know, I'm not, I'm too good for him. I mean, maybe, maybe that's not what happened. Maybe, maybe that's not what happened.

No, I think it is. I think that's what happened. Yeah, I think it's exactly what happened. She says she's watching the videos. She watches WTP, watch the videos. That's what happened. So, you know, he's thinking like, man, maybe if I wasn't doing this, things would have worked out. The one of my dreams, I'd be with her right now.

And it turns out he knows. He knows this is ruining his life because he explains why he deleted all of his YouTube channels last year. And I think a big part of deleting my YouTube channels last year was trying to get my ex to like me. It was a desperate move from a desperate man trying to save his marriage. Like maybe if I get a real job, like be a massage therapist where I go to actual work and do an actual job, maybe my wife will love and respect what I do. She was a big fan of me going to massage school And we got divorced very soon after I quit doing massage school

Imagine that as his job He would be fired faster than him being fired for being fired For being a cop What a creep I can only imagine the first client I'm just joking I'm not saying you're going to sexually assault anyone But

Yeah I'll say it too But it's very funny that women don't respect him because he's a loser on the internet. He doesn't get any views and decides how pathetic his life is. He's like, from a car. So yeah, so I did leave that stuff because my wife didn't respect me anymore. But then I quit getting a real job because that was too hard. So then I just pretended that I was an author for some reason. She made no money.

And then she left me. It's weird, too, because I was watching this video. And I swear, like, I'm seeing beads of sweat falling down his face. So why is this happening right now? And I'm grateful for your love and support my work. And I think that's about it today. So I would love to know on jerrybanfield.com slash chat or in the school community or in a tip. If you like this down to earth in my car vlog format, dude, I'm sweating like I did at Powerflow yoga today in here, man.

It's like 90 right now, even though it's like 7 p.m. He's sweating through his shirt. Yes. What the fuck. Ripping sweat. Go inside, Jerry. Why is he sitting in his car, doesn't have AC running, and just sweating his ass on? Oh, ruin the audio or the video.

He's a professional. He said that sweet studio, that awesome green screen that shows what the shitty part of his studio looks like. Why is he doing that? He even sucks at that. I know. He's baking like a dog or a baby laughed in a car. The fuck. All right.

Listen, Jerry's not a pro, guys. I think we can agree on that. Let's go to the professionals. B, bop, bop, bop, bop. Opie is no longer Opie radio, is Opie unfiltered. And I know what you guys are thinking. What does that mean? What is Opie unfiltered?

Well, thankfully for us, Ope's going to explain it to us. Oh, it doesn't? It means we're going to say stuff that's going to piss you off because we don't have a filter. We're dangerous. You're looking at danger. Anyone else scared? Is anything off limits? No one's off limits

because we're swears. And don't talk about sex too graphically. We're dangerous. We're unfiltered. I don't think you thought this through at all. Beautification is not on. Unleashed. O.B.

NYC. That's a dumb thing. Unfiltered is dumb. Why don't it just be the New York City bad boy? Like Artie Fletcher. Let's take him. I took a lot of. suggestions and I threw all the ones out that included Ron's name in the title and all that was left was unfiltered.

Dude, Ron is getting DMs. Now, as you know, Ron made fun of Anthony on the Anthony and Jim show. Anthony made fun of Ron for being a terrible comic and having no value in society. And so he's getting DMs now that he has to deal with. Well, if I read my DM feeds, apparently I piss everybody off. Oh, Ron, I told you. You're in it to win it. You pissed off the great Anthony Coomia.

You got 10 years ahead of you. You think this ends by Monday? You haven't pissed anyone off, Ron. No one respects you. They all think you stink. And everyone's tired of you acting like you actually have talent and that you are in any type of league with Anthony Kumia. Also

Anthony can't hurt. Anthony's not trying to hurt anyone. O.B. acts like, oh, wow, it's just the beginning. Watch out. Anthony's done talking about you. It'll never happen again. And for whatever reason, even though Anthony played his comedy and showed what a hack this guy is, Ron

has this misguided confidence. By the way, there's one guy. I'm not going to say his name. Yeah. He's obviously a minion of Anthony. So every comment. Every fucking comment of all my comedy clips. By the way, my

comic clips are going on 2000 now. Good. Good. You think my comedy sucks? Look at the clips. They don't. They actually don't. I would say, by the way, I'm the first to say that that wasn't good. Are you?

I like that in order for someone to criticize it, it must be a minion of Anthony. You learn this from Opie. Oh, you don't think I'm very good. Would it Anthony said you here. No, we're just subjectively watching your show and it's garbage. And Ron, no one has to listen to Anthony tell us to your comedy sucks. They can just watch your Instagram reels.

I brought a couple. I think you see how fucking terrible you are stand-up. Ron posting this himself and he's bragging about getting 2,000 views on them. I swear to God, I didn't edit this at all. This is what Ron put out and thinks it's funny. He just said, I can tell what's good and what's not good. Even though it's me, I can tell. And this is good.

How about that? How about the giant? I hate him of the line. Professional comedy club. You're sitting next to a high top. Yeah. You're in between two tables. Yeah.

You're next to a four top and a high chair. What are you talking about? The microphone does nothing. It doesn't matter. Also, what is he talking about? This isn't the view. Does the view have audience interaction segments? I don't watch it.

I've never seen that before. No idea. I think it's just five hosts. talk to each other. The fuck's he talking about? And that was Tony P. yelling about the Giants. Correct.

He posted that. That's the entire real that he posted. 23 seconds. He's like, Opie, I'm a funny topic. These are good. Here's another example. That's again, Tony P.

He doesn't even care about sports. Or Ron. Mix are the champ. Excuse me. And by the way, the Celtics had the greatest basketball player to ever live in these fiaskin. Everyone! Bird! Not the song about Larry Byrd.

Shame on you. Holy shit. This garbage. He just saying, Bird is the word? That was the punchline? Yep. Of that joke? For Mary Bird.

I love that. He's like, oh, my comedy sucks. Just watch the clips. That's how I decided that it sucks. Every bird was a player in the 80s. That song is from the 60s. Ron! Fucking wake up, man.

These are jokes. You're not telling any comedy on the stage at all. And Opie's decided that we must be picking and choosing what to play to make him look bad. It's a strategy. You try to find a clip that's not up to pa. And that's what you focus on. And you try to make people think that everything this person does is as bad as this clip. It's a page out of the old Opie and Anthony playbook, so it's stupid.

Fuck you, Opie. Fuck you in the ass. I just played two clips that he posted on his Instagram was just bragging about on your show. I'm not picking and choosing things to make it look like he's a bad comedian. I challenge you, Opie, Greg Hughes. Find a couple that makes him seem like a good comic. Find one. Find a joke that he crafted that makes any fucking censor is interesting at all.

Fucking retarded. Oh, I invented this format. Did you? Did you? Opie might be right with anybody else except Ron Berman. Ron Berman. Because it's all bad. It's all bad.

And Opie's just like, yeah, man, the way these guys get you up, you know, they copy and paste to set up into a different punchline. There are no punchlines. We couldn't even do that we wanted to. No, you added out the punchline. You already. Clearly. Did you imagine? I wouldn't pick something that bad.

If I was creating this with AI, I wouldn't think to make his standup that bad. It's insane. So Opie's claiming that, you know, he's been getting this Anthony hate for all these years. But all I want to say is I'm up to 25 years of hate from Anthony Coomia. You're, what are you? Three days in? That's cute. That's cute.

Anthony texted Opie when his mom passed away last November. Opie's the one who's filled with hate. Anthony does not have hate. And when you watch the clips of Anthony addressing Opie directly, he's actually constructive. Like, oh, here's what you're doing right. Here's what you could be doing. And that's where the whole like, do a real show thing came from. Yeah.

That Opie come on down to is just like, oh, we don't do a real show, boo! Yeah, you don't. Send your co-host a fucking microphone. Yeah. Get a co-host who can put together a coherent thought. Tony P. is stoned out of his fucking mind. every morning when he's on the show or I'll do a real show

fucking retard and they're not the one who's hating on you and yet you know Opie likes to pretend that people wouldn't just discover how bad he is if it weren't for Anthony telling them

in the first place dude one guy on the instructions I assume of Anthony of every comment yeah this is the comment it's the logo

of the Jim and Anthony show. Yeah. But he changed it to make it say Anthony and Jim show. But I'll send it to you. It's so stupid. It's Jim and Anthony's smiling. The big Jim and Anthony show. It is the Anthony and Jim show.

I don't even understand what he's talking about. Rod Mervin is so well-wevel. The fact that he thinks that Anthony is orchestrating this smear campaign against him. He's so stupid. Anthony can't control anyone on the internet. No one can. All we can do is expose how bad you are as a comic, and what a fucking leech you are.

We promoted your Venmo, we gave you money. Myself, producer Chris, Adam Bush. All, giving this guy fucking money, hasn't been grateful at all. Bitches about the DMs he gets, we ask how much money you made? Ah, no one's giving me money. He's a fucking prick, an untalented, ungrateful asshole. I've turned on Ron.

He can go fuck himself. And then they just want money. That's all they want. So, all right. Anyway, who gives a shit? It's FU Friday. I got my first FU. Make sure you give us the FUs in the chat.

Make sure you give us money. My PayPal's Opie Radio. That's Venmo Ronnie. Ronald dash Berman dash 9. And you can super chat the hell out of us. That's what I would like to see today. Because I broke a barbecue utensil. You deserve money, Opie.

Died to myself. Was Ron doing a, TSN blowjab Yeah, yeah, I just got five gifted memberships that just came in This fucking thing, give us money Opie went from You know, I got a tooth thing

The debt is going to cost a couple grand If he could give me some money towards that It'd be really helpful And now he's just converted into Give us fucking money because we deserved it And I'm going to tell you a story about a barbecue Utentil I broke I mean, how would have

the prep would go a long way, especially on FU Friday. You know, I expect FU Friday to be their A material, guys. That's what I want out of FU Friday. That's why I always watch FU Friday. I expect them to bring hot takes, things that we can all relate to. And Opie just needs to work on his pitch. To the people out there, no, I'm not going to get rich from this. I want some pocket money.

I want to be able to buy new barbecue utensils. That's what all I'm looking for today. All right. My first F you goes out to people that, I'm spitballing here, people that cancel on you last minute. It has happened to all of us where all of a sudden you're getting ready for something fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. And you get a text, I don't know, you get a text at, let's say, five in the morning that says, hey, I'm not going to be able to do the podcast today because I have bad. and Wi-Fi. Huh. Good stuff from both of them.

My F.U. Is going out to people who don't donate to us. Yeah. Honestly, his pitch, he's got to work on this. I just wanted the money to buy a new spatula. I don't give a fuck about your spatula, dude. Why does it have to be our money?

Yeah, how cares? That's the dumbest thing ever. And then his FU is Tony P? It is annoying when people can't. on you last minute, though. Well, we're going to find out the story behind this because Opie is like, I got a real problem with this Tony P guy

who comes on my show twice a week at 6 a.m. for zero dollars. This guy Tony P has to get up extra early in the morning, going to work, clean a toilet or two, get back, smoke a doobie, hang out with Opie for no reason. I've got one, says,

here's a nephew for Opie. F you to Ron the Ungrateful Schmuck, yeah. That's a good, a few. What if he's still sleeping on that mattress he got delivered for free? It wasn't from Opie, whom he was weirdly loyal to. The fuck is wrong with him. The fuck is wrong with him.

So ungrateful. Hey, Opie, you think you can send me a mattress? I don't know, Ron. Sounds like I want to work. Fucking brick. So he's all mad at Tony P. And he doesn't believe Tony P's story on why he's not there today. Tony P., what are you doing?

You don't have bad Wi-Fi. Just tell me the truth, you weirdo. And why is he shoving the Wi-Fi? I think he's saying he has bad Wi-Fi, and that's why he can't do the show today, because I had bad Wi-Fi all summer. And I think Tony P's thinking, he'll relate to it.

He'll relate to bad Wi-Fi. He'll get it. This is very funny because Opie's got this conspiracy theory going, Tony P. bailed on us today. God forbid Tony P., that Dynamo isn't there on a Friday morning for a few Friday. him and he's going, he must be lying about this Wi-Fi thing. There's no way he's telling the truth.

And this actually triggers Opie because he remembers another guy he used to work with who was a problem. Oh, dude, I got to be honest with you. It brought back memories because I worked with this raging alcoholic that would call in sick literally as we were turning microphones on over and over and over again. So this stuff drives me nuts. All right. So Tony P. says my Wi-Fi is not.

great. I'm not going to come on. And Ope goes, you're just like Anthony Coobia. All right, relax, man. Tony P's not making a dime from this. You don't offer him money. You have the run Venmo up on the scroll. It incentivize him to give a fuck, maybe. There's no reason for him to be there at 6 a.m.

You know, who wanted to help Opie out, who worked hard in helping Opie out is Cardiff Electric. Cardiff offered to go on the show. And he would be there waiting for the link. He'd be up, ready to go. stupid fucking potato filter bouncing around happy-go-lucky Cardiff and Opie would ghost him

and when Opie had Cardiff on and whatever character Rocco was playing and corn diff was the greatest shows. The greatest thing Opie's done since Carraulte's passed. And he's ungrateful, he's such a prick and he expects people to do things for him

and he's mad at Tony P because Tony P must be lying. Must be lying to him. More on that. moment first. Opie goes, all right, let's get out the Tony P thing. My wife and I are watching this Jersey Shore reboot. I guess the people from the Jersey Shore have like a new show or something.

It's the most embarrassing thing he's ever said. Yeah. So him and his wife are watching this Jersey Shore thing. He wanted to tell us about that. And here's another thing. If you're going to say, I suck, this sucks, bleep, blah. No, you'll never get to me because there shows like the Jersey Shore out there. So because Jersey Shore exists, Opie doesn't suck. Sound logic. Can't argue with that, Opie.

You must be great then. I don't need to try because there's other things that suck. Right. Yeah. So we can't get to him. He's saying this show gave him thicker skin. Yes. So he'll respond in the comment section now going,

have you seen the Jersey Shore reboot? And you're like, ah, fuck, God, damn it. You're right. Got us again. And it's always on his mind. He's always thinking about what we're going to say, the criticisms. It bothers them a lot. And he's taking it out on Tony P for some reason.

But with that said, back to Tony P. Usually when we have high winds and torrential downpours, I don't have Wi-Fi. Guess what, Ron? Today I have some of the best Wi-Fi of the summer of Tony. Tony. Tony, maybe you should have used a different excuse. So Opie's Wi-Fi is working fine. Therefore, Tony P must be lying.

Interesting. Opie, obviously, in the Hamptons, Tony P's in the Bronx, or so they think. Well, Ron doesn't hesitate to jump on this pile on and join. And guess what, Opie? You live on Long Island. I sure do.

Your Wi-Fi's never been better. I've never been better. Tony didn't get a tornado and no Wi-Fi. Can I let me read my text? So actually, Robby at 12.30 a night. I mean, I'm asleep by 1230. What's the difference? You're out.

Same thing happened when Anthony texted him saying, like, that wasn't me messaging, Ron Berman. Anthony texted him like 1014. You know, he goes, in the middle of the night, I get a text from Anthony. Because Obi-woken at 415, and that's when he read it. He did the same thing with Tony P.

He's like, this could message me at 5.30 a. I'd tell me he wouldn't be on the show. Well, that's when you saw it. Right. He messages you the night before to say he couldn't be on the show. Whatever.

This is funny, though. The honeymoon with him and Tony is over. Yes. And Ron couldn't be happier about it. Yes. Ron is ready to join this pile on because apparently the only reason why your Wi-Fi

wouldn't be working well is if a tornado hit your house. There's no other explanation for it. It's like, a tornado didn't even hit the products. How can he say his Wi-Fi? fights shaky. There's probably other reasons.

I don't know. I'm not ready to just call Tony P. A liar on this one. And who cares if he doesn't just want to be on the show? Apparently he's the smartest one of the three of them. I'm not going to do this shit. Dude, listen to what Opie says here. There's a lot of speculation when he had the purple mouth for a long time.

No, I'm no alcoholic drinking beers on a Thursday. I'm asleep like a normal person. I'm not some raging alcoholic drinking beer. beer after beer after beer online wondering what everyone's saying about me that's fucking crazy but enough about Cedric John Melendez yeah, thou doth protest too much

me thinks what was that all about I don't know but some of us drink tequila yeah I mean if you're a raging alcoholic you get off beer pretty quickly I was doing it moving on the fuck is Ron doing putting on his lipstick Ron's just gonna suck some dude off

Jesus all right so Opie goes to the text message you got from Tony P to out him as the wire that he is. So at 1230, Tony P writes, hey, the service is shoddy down here. I don't know if I'm going to be able to broadcast in the AM. I go, okay, let me know if it's better. That was like when I woke up this morning. He goes, yeah, no good. The weather knocked out the Wi-Fi down here.

Oh, he's in AC. wait, he was going to try to pop on from AC. Oh, he's in Atlantic City. Well, that changes things quite a bit, doesn't it, Opie? Here you are calling him out. There's no storm by his house. They shouldn't have any problems with the Wi-Fi. He's in Atlantic City.

What's Ron going to say? Guys, we've all been to the Borgata, the three of us earlier this year. How is the Wi-Fi upload bandwidth speed, et cetera. I didn't use it at all. I was gambling and drinking. I used it in Patrick Mouton's room.

It was fine. We were uploading something. We were streaming something. And it was incredibly windy. The weather sucked. Here's the thing about hotels. They don't care about the upload. The bandwidth is going to be all for download,

and they're going to give you a small portion for upload because people aren't there to fucking stream shit. That's not the point of saying in a hotel. Hardly anyone. Well, I was. I'm an idiot. But these guys have it all figured out. They're like, well, there's no way the Wi-Fi is shaking a hotel.

Wait a minute. So you're telling me the casino has bad Wi-Fi? Oh, I don't think so. I don't think so either. That means because, you know, not making money. If anybody has good Wi-Fi. Tony, your story, Tony, my God, Aren't they you should have just said, Tony, you should have just said you had the lettuce

explosive diarrhea. Right. I would have bought that. Has Ron ever stayed in a casino? I doubt it. You can't afford a hotel room, right? Does you know what fucking Wi-Fi is in a hotel room? It sucks.

They used to charge you for it, and then you complained if it sucked. Now it's free. Like, yeah, here's a complimentary Wi-Fi. It's actually like, well, you get what you pay for? Exactly. Well, what are you going to do? So the fact that Tony's acting like, he fucking knows how this all works. could you imagine if the Wi-Fi didn't work in a casino?

They don't care if you get good Wi-Fi in your room. They want you downstairs at the casino gambling. I don't want you watching fucking bored all day. But I'll figure out a way. I'll figure out a way. I swear to God. It's not hard. I save some.

Anyway, not the point. The point is what the fuck he's talking about, but he's just on the fucking on board with Opie. Let's call out Tony Pee. He must be a liar. It's crazy how much they can't wait to throw this guy under the bus. Let's just do a whole. show where we make fun of Tony.

Sounds good, Opie. I'm with you, buddy. I'm with you, boss. I mean, seriously, if we just wants to make fun of Tony Pee, I can get on board with that. That guy sucks. He's not good. Andy, thank you so much for coming over. We still have internet news and some voicemails,

but before we get to that, you are the host of the All Apologies Podcast. You guys are on Sunday mornings. Yeah. And you can check that out live on your YouTube channel. Right. Actually, we're doing it at one tomorrow, because we are having a card tards.

I also run a poker game on Mondays. And a lot of people don't know how to play Texas Holden. So Nellie, my lovely co-host and I are hosting Husey, Luigi Greenberg, Gummy Chainsaw, Lady KB, and Ryan Rebulkin. And we're going to, I'm going to teach them how to play so we can have some more fun. Husey doesn't know poker? It's Texas Hold'em. There's no Texas over there.

But I'm working a lot. Is that that universe? I thought Hohden was a universe of it. Maybe not. Yeah. And then Monday, we're having the game proper with Pat Dixon and Annie, Review Girl Annie, Spurgesnake, and Screw from the Dame Taft Show. We're going to be guessing on that.

Excellent. And I can't wait to reveal that we are going to be starting an Owen Cook show. Oh. So I was very happy to bring it today because the guys that enjoy his seminars are characters. So you can't make enough gay jokes about Owen And there's plenty to talk about with that guy So please go like and subscribe to the channel And look out for that in a couple of weeks

All right, all apologies podcast search for that Thank you on YouTube There's also a website Get on there and support our buddy Andy Check out the poker shows And with that, let's check in on the internet news Internet news with Jen from the Jingles Department From Patreon Lance Becker reminds us

This is Banfield Country. American thighs with a good question. How is this guy not a reality show? Jerry, right now, is the most interesting person on YouTube. Erb Beta Patch asks, why does Opie look like Epstein? Ha ha! Opsstein. Cripple 13 brings some foreshadowing.

I swear that's Tony P. laughing at the table shower joke. Chris Atril notes, after the recent point dabble points, it's actually astonishing to me that a real publishing company put out easy for you to say. Sean is in disbelief. John has an embarrassing interview. I don't believe it. From Dablers Anonymous, we find folks discussing our latest

living in the past episode. Silver Tessero writes, David Feldman treats John like the child he is, while trying to teach him basic life lessons. The best part of the interview is when S.J. said he wanted to attack Triumph the insult dog backstage at the Tonight Show for trashing him

during his segment. David calmly says, You wanted to beat up a puppet? Ukraine Pappy agrees. John being spoken to like a child is always gold. The Duke of Roscoe Boulevard opines. The Feldman interview was classic. I love the deadbeat trying to get Feldman to write jokes for him for free.

David was having none of that. Fuck stuttering, John. Muddy Bear points out, the comedy writer and comedian who never gets the joke. And from YouTube, Drizzy Jones points out, Tony Michaels' cadence is that of a youth pastor giving their Sunday sermon. Cosgado shares, I let out a cheer when Adam called out Tony Michaels for imitating Jimmy Stewart. It was so obnoxious.

It was more like Tony imitating Jim Carrey imitating Jimmy Stewart. Skank Hunter 420 seeks our condolences. I showed my friends Jerry Banfield. Now nobody will talk to me, and I can't stop crying. Playbook P. Rogers isn't alone. The breakup song, Super Tip, made me legitimately laugh out loud. Redo 228 reminds us is amazing that John's entire life has been people trying to help him, and he doesn't have an ounce of gratitude.

Redo 228 reminds us, it is amazing that John's entire life has been people trying to help him. And he doesn't have an ounce of gratitude. And Joe Cronin's show plays us out with, this is the best roast on me in a while. Thanks, boys. I'll come on the show. anytime. Oh shit. Is that the real Joe Cronin?

I think so. In the chat? That's cool. That video got more response than I thought it would. I wasn't sure how that would go over. I don't know if anyone had heard of him. But as soon as I covered him, I was getting notes from like moody and different people. Like he's been around a long time.

Pissed off a lot of people over the years. So that's interesting. All right. Well, great internet news segment. Thank you to producer Chris. Thank you. For producing that. And of course, Jenny from the Jingles Department, who's the talent.

as we say. Gary and San Diego, rock and roll, voicemail segment. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and roll. People are turning on Ron the waiter.

Man, but I think Opie Radio podcast can not get worse. They get even, they get even worse. They talk about Opie and Jim saying Monday shit about

walking the dog on the podcast. And what do I hear? You can't wear converse. They hurt my toes. They hurt my toes. I have the shoes you wear. No shit.

And Ron, speed running straight to the bottom, he was somewhat likable. But he and now against Opie. And now against Opie, I think I hate him just as much as Opie. Agreed. Which is a triumph. Is that, Ron? Wow.

Hate the strong word. He's unlikable. Ron's become very unlikable. He was picking his nose and... I know, he gets open to the camera that shows his thumb in his nose and... It's asking to be hated. Do you think that the Wi-Fi wouldn't be good at a casino Opie? Yeah, in Roob 807?

It might suck, Ron. Fucking loser. I didn't mention that. I was on the biggest problem last night. It was a good episode. I got to say that I saved that show. Got to go out with my buddy Vito and, uh... Who else was on there?

Mint salad. I got to talk to Mint Salad, which was fascinating because, I mean, I don't know if you guys know this, but Mint Salad is now dating Schizophren. And Schizophrenon was fucking Ice Dancer before Ethan Ralph or Mersh.

It's all so incestuous. Yes, I was just like, well, what kind of conversations are you guys having about ice dance? I can only imagine. Anyway, it's fun. Check it out. It's on Biggest Problems YouTube channel.

I was on live last night. Hey, Carl. I called in last week. fucked up my voice now. But basically what I was trying to say is they did the physical fitness challenge on opening and Anthony and they had EROC, Sam Roberts, and Bobo do the challenge. And they had a caller call in and claim a contestant. And if they win, that caller got the prize. Ron called in. He claimed EROC. EROC ended up winning. And supposedly he got the prize. but he acts like he doesn't know anything about the show

and acts like never participated in it or whatnot. So that's what kind of confusing me. I'm not sure where he stands on the history of the Oakland Anthony show, but it seems like he's full of shit. Anyway, go fuck yourself. So E. Rock, what a thing that he doesn't remember?

Good stuff. Thank you for that. The Arborist calling him. Hey, Carl's for Arborist. Dude, I guess one thing, the funniest thing Ron said was Sebastian Manette. at Costco. I did kind of get a chuckle out of that because he's retarded.

The second thing, I don't know about you. I don't know if you're like a dog owner or not, but I fucking hate when commercials or like TV or, you know, like I guess you in podcasts at this point have like doorbells or honking or anything because like my dog goes nuts. So I just didn't like that. it was put me off, you know? And as a marketing guy, I feel like you might have heard that in some board meetings. I don't know.

No, not in a board meeting, but I agree with you. That's only, the only thing worse than that is when songs put police sirens in them. Dude. When you're listening to it in your car and you think you're getting pulled over. Yeah. The fuck. I forget what CD is, but when I was in my 20s was when I played regularly in my car and I took me by surprise every fucking time.

Yeah, cop killer. It wasn't a cop killer all day long? Yeah. Morrity paranoid from doing blow. Right. Hey, Carl. Love you. Love the show.

We've a super chatter from the last episode talking about feeling good by Muse as being better than the O.G. That's a great cover, but Meuse's covers of Hungry Like the Wolf and Sign of a Time are even better. Don't call me back. Bye. All right. New Rule. I like Muse. Mews is a great band.

But new rule. If you think that, like, one bands, all of their covers are better than the music. the original, then you're biased and you're not understanding how this game is played. You know what I mean? Like, okay, you can be like, producer Chris with me first of the gimmick-givies. Every side they do is better than the original. It's like, all right, but that's not like what we're talking about. What we're talking about is like, is there a song that people like the cover song better

than, you know, my first example, of course, was the All-Wong in the Watchtower. Everyone goes to Jimmy Hendricks first on that one. Like, I love Bear Ghost. Bear Ghost fucking rules. They have a whole cover album. and I think a lot of the songs are ready to the originals, but I'm a bear goes fan, so that's why I think that, I don't think anyone else

would... You want me to... Would agree. Piss a lot of people offering it? Please. System of a down, snowblind. On the Nativity in Black, too, I think. Kick's ass. Good stuff. Check it out.

Whoa, people are pissed, Andy. Wow! Holy shit, people are losing their mind. We're canceled. Oh, this is for you, buddy. Hey, Carl. Just wanted to say hello to Chuck Andy. You should be sitting there, right? They're like Colorado show. Let's take a moment to look at him.

All right. Shout out to trucker, Andy. That's it. Okay. I was waiting to be insulted. WATB. You see, Huey Herman. You know, Derry Banfield isn't the only person in the world to have multiple outfits of the same outfit in his closet. I'll hang up and listen. I think your Corey Feldman stronger than you're feeling here, but I appreciate the call.

Jim from Detroit likes Jerry Banfield, too. Hey, Carl, Jim from Detroit. These Jerry Banfield segments have been perfect. I've been having my 15-year-old son listen to them as a perfect example of what not to do in regards to women ever. The cringe is almost too much for them. Look forward to seeing you in Royal Oak, and remember, don't come to school to school, Marl. I will not. Thank you. I'll see you, Royal Oak. October 2nd. Looking forward to it. Everyone that calls this line is drunk, basically. Producer Chris, if you're not on the episode,

I don't want to listen to it. Hamburger, love you. And then also, ITM, and rest in peace, John C. DeVorak. ITM, JCD. I agree with you, buddy. You know who's taking over that show is our buddy Larry from that Larry show who's been a guest on this show before. We've done some crossover stuff before. But Larry Flydner's on there. I'm very happy for him.

That's a big deal for him. Hey, Carl. Gary calling from the West Coast of Heaven here. Hey, Gary. I just want to say that I'm loving Jerry Vanfield. And my buddy, Jesus and God, both say that they have a good plan. in store for him. Good.

Rock and roll. Jerry Banfield does not smack his lips. Gary approves. I'm glad he's still watching. Another Jerry Banfield fan calling in. Farrow, I'm still listening to old episodes, and I keep calling and saying, bringing up old shit, but, oh, my God,

episode 201, first siding of Jerry Benfield and then the Jerry Benfield episode 202. Fucking amazing. Oh. I also like peanut butter. and I love to eat honey. And I love to eat beans. Yeah.

Go banana. All right. We should revisit that. 201 and 202. That'd be interesting to see what Jerry was up to back in the day when we first discovered him. And I'll see Chris writing out a note. He must be on vacation.

I'm on vacation. Tell us that to see, we said hi. We miss him and we love him. And KB gives us warmest regards. Of course. I got to go. Bye. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. Should a hunchback sit in a chair for 10 hours? All right. Ready to roll the credits? Yep.

All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye. But Steve, he's a hunchback. All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing.

Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatched Carly. Boom. His mom. Boom. Boom. Yes.

Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. Okay, bye. Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks.

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