Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep756 - Bill Burr, Kevin Brennan, Opie & Tony P, Jerry Banfield, Chad Zumock

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

We start with Mersh from ROTC getting his ex-girlfriend fired from her job. He’s not proud of it… or is he? Bill Burr cohosted the Guitar Center Drum-off so you know what that means, Bill is gonna give us his hot takes on percussion music theory. Bob diddity bop blopt bop bop! There’s also talk about space and quiet. Bill must be a GREAT drummer. On Cringe of the Week we have a music edition featuring David Lee Roth strumming, Corey Feldman rehearsing, and Richard Marx demanding. Neal Brennan was on Howie Mandel’s podcast and he talked about Kevin Brennan even though Neal wanted nothing to do with it. KB got drunk on MLC and proved that his only real enemy is his successful younger brother. Chad Zumock proves he doesn’t understand why he doesn’t like the “Get Along Gang.” Jerry Banfield thinks he’s killing it on the dating apps until one day later when he admits it’s wrecking him. He can’t let go of the Queen. It would be sad if it weren’t so hilarious! Opie called Tony P out for using wifi as his excuse for not coming on Opie Unfiltered’s F U Friday. Now he has to get reprimanded for not being totally forthcoming with Opie. Remember: Opie pays him zero dollars and zero cents. Megan and Annie join us for another round of “Is It Gay?” and the “Opie or Burr” game. We finish with comments, reviews, and your voicemails.  WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/0lggKTcMMUQ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Aaron's record for home runs all time. You little show off. Interesting. That's a good move. That's a good call right there. Some 56. I wouldn't have thought of that. That's well done.

Well played, my friend. Thank you. Not often does the number come all the way through. Usually you got to grab a seven from here and a four from there and a two. Yeah. Well, listen, Adam's here.

So it's not to the sports talk thing. Oh, I thought he was going to break in and talk to us about how Barry Bond's record is actually tainted. And he actually agrees with Hank Aaron still is the home run king. No? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. today's show.

Bill Burr hosted the Guitar Center drum off, and boy, was he stimulated by the Blah, pop, pop, pop, pop, pups. Taylor Lee Robb goes acoustic to prove he could not sing or play guitar. Corey Feldman rehearses for his big show in Italy. Kevin Brenning gets drunk and takes his shirt off for $50. Someone's doing well.

Jerry Banfield put out back-to-back videos, talking about how much he's crushing it at dating, followed by how much dating is wrecking him. Opie. He didn't like Tony P's Wi-Fi excuse. And so someone's got some spaining to do

over on Opie Unfiltered. Megan and Annie will be here for another round of Is It Gay? Simon's Opier-Burr game, reviews, voicemails. But first, before all of that, Mersh is the co-host

of Revenge of the Sis. We did a live show with him in Largo, with them in Largo, Florida. Revenge of the Sis, teamed up. They've been on this show, I've been on their show. And, you know,

Mersh, we got to do it about a year ago when Mersh thought that Chris see and Frank were using the content house as a little free vacation. And he's like, ah, they're just doing this so that the in-laws take care of the kids. They just do whatever they want. And I explained him, like, well, that's not how any of this works.

It's actually a lot of work. They're working the entire time. And that's when I called him a loser. Yada, yada, yada. We got into it a little bit. Whatever. You know, him and I have had our ups and downs. I don't have a problem with MERSPersh per se.

I do a problem with getting people fired from their jobs. I think it's a really shitty thing. I think most people agree with me on this. And, of course, Mersh was dating this woman Ice Dancer. And before Mersh, Ice Dancer was with Stavros. She was with Ethan Ralph. She was with Kevin Scampoil, but that's more recent. That's kind of in between Mersh stints.

And who am I missing there? There's a lot of streamers that she's dated. And so Mers was in the list of the long line. of a famous streamers that Ice Dancer has... Podcast Hitman, wasn't that one of them? I don't think Podcast Hitman was one of them. Artie Fletcher. She's survived.

Fletcher, I think, yeah. Who am I forgetting right now? I know there's another one. Anyway, it doesn't matter. The point is Mersh, it was rumored that he got her fired. And so he went on the other day to explain that the rumors are true. Oh. And he's going to explain himself.

So earlier today, made a announced by a ice dancer at Twitter that I got her fired from her job oh you know the other person I was thinking of is Schittoshaun who I owe a DM to when I was on biggest problem last week I was talking to his girlfriend mint salad

and I said I'd love to get Schittal Sean's take out of all this ice dancer stuff so actually fuck I just remember that now I got to reach out to trying to get him on devil verse live tomorrow 4 p.m. Eastern on my channel devil verse live we'll try to talk to that schizo shot. And there's been a lot of scuttle butt, a lot of people going back and forth.

There's been a lot of people wondering how true that is. I'm here to tell you, it is 100% true. Am I proud of it? No. But, and I'm not making excuses, but. It's hard to have a sentence to start without making excuses,

but, and have it not contradict the first part of the sentence. Andy seems proud of it. He does. I have been viciously provoked, and I mean viciously provoked. I have sat down.

I have stood back as blow after unanswered blow has been rained down on my fucking head. Nothing funny there. Sounds like a pretty good relationship for a while there, huh? What does Senator John call that? Shiding the helmet?

That's what we call blow jobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it. Oh, okay. Was that on our most recent, let me get the past episode? He's a wonder. This person has been, for several weeks now,

before my little letter and the breakup thing, this has been by design. I'm sorry, is that admitting to being a scumbag fast enough for you, producer, Chris? Can you get to the part where you admit that you're a scumb bag and everyone should hate your guts. I mean, let's get there already.

This cadence reminds me, so many other assholes. Yeah. Let's get out with it. Come out. All right, so I got Max girlfriend fired because I'm a petty bitch. Anyway, in the news today, did you see what Trump said? Is that what you want? Yes. Okay. Thank you.

This has been a legitimate, like, by design, take down of me. And I got to be honest with it, you know, somebody actually did point out, it was like, you know, it wasn't more than one person. But it's like, I've had people being like, bro, you literally like trying to get you to kill yourself? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. Now again.

Well, they should definitely ruin her life. If there's any speculation, that won't escalate things further or anything. That's probably a really good idea. I know I know we want him to get to a quicker, but it's nice that if this were, you know, criminal and this were a police investigation, all he'd be doing is for the, incriminating himself. And here's how I planned it. Here's how it was premeditated. Here's how I exacted it.

Here's my paranoid delusions. It's like he's laying it all out so that it's unmistakably his business. I thought maybe she was trying to get me to off myself. Actually, you know, five buddies, I might also agree. Yeah. That's what she was doing. No names, officer. But I've done that, probably not.

But at the same time, you probably should not be constantly provoking, taunting, and trying to ruin somebody's life. I'm hearing a lot of excuses. I remember the part, which reminds me of Haley all over again, remember the part where he's just like, listen, I'm not going to make any excuses here. I'm going to fess up to where I did. However, here are the reasons why I did this horrible thing that I did. You mean excuses?

I remember the part where he was making fun of Kevin Brennan for using the word scuttlebutt. Now he's co-opted and made it his own. It's just like the hype trade with Chad Zubach. These guys all fall into it. when you also fuck up in various other ways. Now, I will say this, because people can cry and go, did you get her fired?

You know, I used up to fire a lot of people when I was working at clubs. My philosophy was always, I'm not firing you, you're firing yourself. That's the old, well, you know, you deserve to lose your job

because you're obviously, they had reasons to fire you. She's like a paralegal or something. She works at a law firm. And so she would share these cases with them when they were dating and be like, oh, can you believe this thing?

or that thing. So what he did is he sent an email to her employer going, I don't think the opposing attorneys would be happy to know that a civilian out here knows this information and this information. And I have this email that she forwarded. So, yeah, that's a great way to get someone fired. He really got her fired. He really got fired.

Like, even if they love her, you have to let them go after that. There's nothing you can do. Yeah, yeah. So it wasn't one of these things where it's just like, I'm sure a lot of people share information with their spouses. people that they trust, boyfriends, girlfriends, gay lovers

cover all the bases here. And most of the time, it's fine, they're not involved in the case. They don't know the players in it. They don't give a shit. So he went out of his way to make sure that he got her fired

and tried to fuck with her life. And I said it's been going on a lot of streams lately. We'll cover all this on Devilverse Live tomorrow. I think blind Mike said it best when he said that Mersh can be really astute when it comes to other people. And I've heard him talking about John. And he really like gets it on a deeper level. But when it comes to himself, it's just the exact opposite.

And he has no idea how he's coming across in front of Ice Dancer the other day. After, you know, he'd made it clear that she had completely destroyed him and broken his heart. He needed to be on the record in front of her and for everyone to know that no matter what they say, he knows for a fact that Ice Dancer never ate Ethan Ralph's ass. that was an important element to that story for him he had to say that that's yeah

it's low it's really sad do I have a Bill Burr stinger I don't think I do right I think it goes Bittip bubub Bhab bo boob

all right squeets squeeat splitwitwah Bill Burr was the co-host of this guitar center drum off before we get to that he's talking about

the end of summer he brought his kids back to school he's bummed about that. He lived spending the two months during the summertime with his kids. It's the saddest day when he brings him back to school. He was reminiscing about the vacation the whole family took when he was filming a movie out in Belfast, Ireland. He was talking about what a great time he had. His wife's parents were there so they could watch the kids. And he and the missus got to go out to a pub. Listen to this story. You know, if you bring your mother-in-law along and she can watch the kids

while they sleep, you can go. I said her parents. Of course, she doesn't have a father. All right. So the mother-in-law was the one who came along with them to Ireland. My bad. You know, if you bring your mother-in-law along and she can watch the kids while they sleep, you can go out with your wife to a pub.

And what I love about the Irish is, despite all of this digital age, I notice them. When people were in the pubs, like the phones were not out, everyone was just sitting there talking. It was awesome, man. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that I want to start drinking again.

I've had those feelings lately. Oh. Billy Whiteknuckle. Did you guys remember this when he was talking about that guy who emailed him? He wanted to just, like, go to Europe and have beers or something? Oh, yeah, yeah. And he's just like, hi, that's the life, but I'm marrying him kids. So, you know, I can't do that kind of shit anymore.

Not that I want to. Don't go to a pub. Beer in Europe. In Ireland. In Ireland. Yeah. And I imagine his wife is drinking, right? Why would they be at a pub?

Yeah. So she's probably just like, I wouldn't mind having a whiskey while we're here. He's like, cool, man. How's the coffee? I'll come along. They literally poured in his lap.

Here's her fucking coffee. Squeedle, squeal, squeal, squeal. Squealoooooo! Billy Whiteknuckle. I've had him, like, recently. Like, uh, there's just been a couple of, a couple of moments. I was like, you know what?

You know what? Billy Burr wants to drink again. But there's a reason why he won't. And he explains that in our next clip. All I think about is going through quitting again. And also the shame of my kids seeing me drunk. I wouldn't want that. Dad, what's wrong with you?

Nothing. I don't want to do that. Hmm. First off, it's not heroin. You know, it's not like, well, I'm just going to get addicted to it again and be on the fucking smack. And I got to quit. So fuck that. That's kind of weird.

I don't want to quit again. He doesn't have to be drunk either. Right. Like, you have to wait for your kids that got the school bus to like tie one on. You can wait to wait later than that. Oh, here they come. You're right. It's two shots.

I guess for Bill, it's a slippery slope to that David Hasselhoff laying on the floor with cheeseburger. I wouldn't want my kids to see me like that. Right. I didn't know that about Billy Burr, but maybe that's true. Maybe he's Billy Boo's. All right. So let's fast forward. He's excited about the gigs that he had over the weekend.

He was co-hosting this guitar center drum off with Stephen Perkins. So he's like, Stephen Perkins, that guy knows what he's talking about. I'm going to let him talk about drums and I'll just crack wise in the corner. And very excited about how this all went down. Anyway, so that happened. And then I had like two really, had two really fun gigs this week. I co-hosted the Guitar Center Drumoff at the Fonda Theater with the absolute legend Stephen Perkins. You might have picked up on something here.

These crutch words. I was reading the comments. The comments are still not kind to Bill Burr, less than 10,000 views on this video. It's been out for a few days now. And one of the comments I saw in there was, anyway, it's a lot of crutch words. And I just put together just a short section, just while he's talking about. this drum off, just picking up on some of these crutches he has. And,

but anyway, um, um, um, uh, um, um, um,

and, um, like, and, um, um, at the end of the night, uh,

uh, Opie or Burr? Yeah, I was going to go Opie, but, Jesus Christ. Yeah, or stuttering John for that matter. Bill's so bored with his own stories. Just like, ah, anyway.

He doesn't remember anything. He didn't write any notes down. I know that comic that writer David Feldman talks really slowly because I feel like he's choosing his words carefully. Bill Burr's doing the same thing, but it's to censor himself because he doesn't want to mention any names of anyone or really anything interesting that happened. That whole Ireland trip you were talking about,

I remember when he first went there, he wouldn't say what he was working on, the name of it. And now, like six months later, he was like, well, you know, I was working on. And he says the name of it and all these people and saying, no, we didn't. We have no idea and no context for any of this. Do you remember when he was in Vancouver and he wouldn't tell us the name of the coffee shop he went to? It's like, you're back home now. It's fine.

All right. So Bill is blown away by talented musicians. He can't believe they exist. And so he was floored by this competition. And they had like six or seven contestants that had made it all the way to the final. And they were fucking amazing. I mean, the level that these kids can play is insane. It's just insane.

I think I mentioned that to the crowd going like the kids who would like trying to be discovered have more chops than the professional drummers that played on hit record. Some of them, studio guys. They have, like, more chops than, like, the DVDs and VHS tapes that I used to watch back in the day. He was trying for another way of saying more chops. You had down the other chops are more. There's more chops. They're a chop house. So, Bill, are you telling me that the top six amateurs in the world are just as good,

if not better than guys you grew up in bands that wrote good songs? How is that possible? No shit. that's better than the DVDs and the VHS Yeah it's kind of how that works I'm surprised it's really helpful if you just give an example Is it faster the groove do they use better Like fills are they using different drums like

No anything any they're choppy Adam I'm glad you said that Adam Because he does get into some technical percussion talk Now as we know Bill Burr's been playing percussion for a long time now He tells us about his rehearsing I've seen he has been playing on stage with these super groups and stuff. And so I'm like, okay,

if someone's going to explain me what's going on and really explain it in a way that us musicians can understand, it's going to be my buddy Bill Burr. And what I kind of have noticed, the pendulum swinging back to leaving some space.

I mean, all of them blazed around the kit and I was, I literally sat there with my jaw on the ground with how good these kids were. And, but what I really appreciated was the space and the quiet and all of that. Was that? I just saw some videos of my buddy Adam playing drums with a band opening for Roger Daltry. And maybe you understand that better than I do.

There's space, no sound. What is he talking about? I'm not a percussionist. I don't know. I don't know what he's talking about. Oh, you know, I thought that was. Perhaps is he, I mean, he said something about they're playing quicker or they're getting around the kit quicker or something. Blazing.

Blazing. Right. That to me implied speed. If he's actually saying they're playing with space, like they're doing grooves that are like Steve Gad that aren't just like, that are like with space in it. And is that a new trend among younger artists? maybe, I don't know, is that what he's referring to? He uses space and quiet, some of these guys.

I don't have you picked up by that. A lot of times when we're auditioning drummers from my band, I'm just like, I like the way he use quiet. Yeah. Which is normally between songs. If you guys can use quiet between songs. Can you continue that as you leave? Don't call us.

It's about in between the songs? Right. I don't know what he's talking about. He wants to sound deep and profound and it's not working. He's not good at it. So he decides to make a comparison. It decides to compare the drum styles to, like, I don't know, a sleeve tattoo. It's something that we could out relate to.

I was comparing some of those drum solos to like a sleeve tattoo. You know when somebody has a sleeve tattoo? I mean, you don't know where to begin, where to end, where to look. Like, what is going on? Like, I mean, I've had friends of mine. They've had sleeve tattoos for years. And to this day, I'm still, oh, fuck, you got a fish on your own? I never noticed that because there's like no negative space.

But then if you look like Bond Scott, he had a tattoo on top of his forearm, under his forearm, and one on his bicep. And with all the negative space of the rest of his skin framing it, you could take in the beauty of the art, you know? And I feel like with drum solos for a while, it was like the sleeve tattoo was just like, it was just like, I don't know. And it's like

It's amazing But like I don't know what you're saying And what I've liked is the pendulum is coming back And I feel like Hopefully it's going to come back To themes and phrases And

And you know And peaks and valleys Oh okay Yeah So I saw some over to the chat say this But I have it in my notes too does he sound that dumb to helicopter pilots when he's talking about?

Because I don't know what he's talking about but actually I'm a musician so I hear this I'm just like oh he's no idea what he's talking about go over there to that space. Yeah. It's fucking cool man So it's not like a sleeve tattoo

Because you can see the fish When there's any more space and quiet? Yes Okay that's my time Finally you get it was my take away Because the playing today has more peaks and valleys Right. Okay now we're on the same page

So he's talking about Kenny Aronoff comes up and he's in a supergroup and they're doing Van Halen songs and the way he describes this guy's drum kit brought me back to a certain time in my life that I call high school. This power

trio, I swear to God, it was Kenny Aronoff on this fucking giant Tom I think Star Classic 24 inch double kicks three up, two down, I mean, just a man's kit. Cool gear, bro.

Yeah. Sweet gear. Littomatic. Hydromatic. It was a real pussy wagon. I just thought that was really funny. The way he was describing, like, one of the top drummers in the world playing as a guitar center drum off thing. He's like, and his kid was really fucking sweet, too.

A man's kid. Every single person here listening has hurt and seen Kenny Aronoff play. He plays with every. major artist. He's a bald guy. You grew up with him. Not one detail. Not one, just inside. Hold on. 24-inch kick drums. Two of them.

Oh, okay. Double kick drum. 24-inch. Three down two up. Come on. You're not paying attention. Pretty cool. I know. He must have learned a lot. It's literally, he couldn't give us less information about this thing that he's so stoked about. They had so much fun doing. He's giddy about it. And

gives us nothing. It's pretty wild. But it did inspire him, as you might imagine. And I got so inspired to go home and play and figure out some stuff. And I don't know, try to, I don't know, it's just music is the best. It's just the best. So anyway. I thought I'd go home and try to count to four a bunch.

Remember when he was talking about that one sign, the Times Nature changed for one measure? He's just like, I think it goes to three, four. They're back to four four. It's like, yeah, you're a drummer, man. Come on. It's wild. His understanding of this stuff. I didn't get, I was edging.

I got blue balls. Because I was just waiting for him back. So I went back to my grass. I was like, Blah, but, quiet space. Blahpita, peak valley. Blahpadee pit, bop, bupap. He went us down.

He let us down. You know he's got a great archive of all of his drum sounds is Brand Don from the Drew Lane show. That's funny. Yeah, I should have asked him for those before we did the segment I just realized. They can always hit those at a moment's notice. So I should have's on this show. What's going on?

Listen, I'm not going to make excuses, but I had a lot going on today and yada, yada, yada. Fuck you. All right, so, guys, not only were these amateur drummers really cool, and then the super group came out and performed I'm the one, which I agree is a fucking awesome song. But there's really cool judges there, too, that he was stoked about. out. It was a weird. It was a weird sort of anxiety. Oh, and then also all the judges were all these drummers that I look up to, like Trey Cool, Dave Eilich, a friend of mine too, the pocket queen. I finally got to meet her after all these years of following her and watching her career.

Adrian Young, I know there was so many people. I fucking hate it. I should just start writing it down because then I go blank. Imagine that. It was just an awesome, awesome, awesome night. So imagine preparing for your podcast. Music is the best. He had two gigs and he's trying to recount both of them.

He's like, ah, shit, who else was there? I probably should have written this down. Yeah. Of course. Of course you should have. Just for the podcast. That's all you'd have to do to make it a great podcast. Just write it down and then tell the audience,

Try Cool plays with Green Day. Adrian Young's from no doubt. Maybe they don't know the drummer's names by heart and they'd be helpful. That is a weird thing. This show is only for him. It's like he's giving it. He's like his own personal journal.

The pocket queen. Guys, honey, come in here. Like, maybe tell somebody who that is. That's what I call it when I jerk off in public. My pocket queen. All right, so we finally go back full circle. We find out, oh, this is why I wanted to drink in Ireland.

and he remembers because of this event. Anyway, oh, I know. I know what made me want to drink. Was at the after party. I'm not going to drop any names here. Somebody goes, hey, check this. Why would you? Why make it interesting?

Could you imagine dropping a name? You mean a guy who's backstage who's talking to you after the show? Bill, I didn't think you'd say my name on your podcast. It's fine, dude. You guys weren't like doing blow-off hookers. Or were you? It's almost always people that would get a kick out of hearing their

on his podcast or that he should be promoting that he's choosing to cut out for privacy sake he he's purposely being boring out of show i i think he's daring people to listen to this podcast yeah you say that he's he only does it for himself yeah and yet he's trying to get fired he's trying to get fired he didn't write down his own list of favorite drummers makes no sense he goes hey check this out and he handed it to me you know those little airport bottles you know, or hotel room bottles, I mean, you know, that you reach in and they just, it's basically a shot or whatever. He handed me, this guy hands me one of them. And it's a fucking, it's Johnny Walker Blue.

I couldn't believe it. Based on the list of people you named who were there and the fact that they hired Bill Burr and Stephen Perkins to host this thing, I'd believe it. Yeah. Not saying that that's not being excited about. I'd be pretty stoked about that, too. A little Johnny Walker Blue in the green room. Nice. But I'd be like, holy shit!

How do they afford this? Well, they're paying you seven to $50,000. What do you mean? I can have this for free? Yeah, that's why I handed it to you, idiot. So this is why he's just like, holy shit, I should be like probably drinking again. Because now he starts to remember the times

when he used to have Johnny Walker in the house for when guests came over. And listen, Bill, we've all been there with us. You know, you ever get a really nice? nice fucking bottle of booze. And you're like... You give it to Matt at Gebhardt to be his friend. He shuns you anyway.

Yep. I'm familiar with that. You're trying to savor it. And then like, then it's weird. Like, you start having people over your house. And then you got the blue and you got the black. And then you got to make like this choice. Like, this is a friend of mine.

are they at the Johnny Walker Blue level? Oh, Jesus. I'm going to go Opie. That's such an Opie move right there. He goes into this like, who do I give to the blue to? Who do I give the black to? Spoiler. Black is for gas, it's for you.

But whatever, I'm not as rich as Bill is. So he cracks himself up. And this is just him. Now he's realized why he wanted that drink so bad he's ready to move on to the next thing um but that thing that the espresso martini's all of this cool shit that they never had you know you know back when i was drinking or whatever so i mean i am glad to not be drinking anymore but uh so anyway last night yeah it sounds like it yeah really does drink has got so much cool more cool now missing out of espresso martinis and jenny

walker blue and shooters i got to get back to white knuckling. I want to drink so bad, but I thought my kids will see me wasted. I don't miss it at all. Listen, I'm convinced the wife is not letting him drink, right? It probably leads to anger issues. It's probably part of that whole thing where he's not allowed to drink anymore. Because literally, have some Johnny Walker at the green room.

You don't just tell anyone. Just enjoy it. It's fine. I get it if he can't. But I'll tell you this. At the Gene Frankel Theater on Bond Street in New York City, there's all these quotes from famous actors and musicians. And one of them I used to see all the time said,

what I listen for are the silences, Miles Davis. And it stayed with me. So one day I looked it up. Miles Davis never said that. So Bill, maybe don't take everything so seriously. Well, Lisa Simpson once said, you have to listen for the notes she doesn't play. I could do that at home.

I could do that at home. Yes, exactly. It's a pretentious thing to say. All right, let's get into our very important segment this week. Grinch of the week, cringe of the week. The music edition, starting with one that my buddy Adam sent me. This is the great D.O.R. David Lee Roth. You might know him from such things as David Lee Roth.

I guess Van Halen, too. So he's sitting on the acoustic guitar singing Jump, a song that translates very well to acoustic guitar. How many guys have you seen strumming this too? in a coffee shop. The answer is zero. Let's see how he does with this. Some of my favorite podcasts we've done is reviewing his podcast and our radio show.

But it's so frustrating and tedious. It's so difficult. They can be fun, but they're also like, he's a difficult person. He's out there. I see me top of the around. I wasn't especially the diminished 13 I've been a chord changed but it's pretty good

interesting choice Got to punch it Come on Let's jump I'll go right after you You first What is that jingling? Is that a fucking dog?

I hope there's a dog in the background That's pretty chained up I'd be tortured I love that clammy hit He just kept going That was bad The one? Well.

That's pretty wild. Trying to give it to him. Of all the things he's done, that's the one that Eddie Van Haler would be like, come on. All right. So there was a rehearsal that Corey Feldman and his band

were in Italy because they had a show in Italy. And Corey, believe it or not, is the one who posted this. This is from the Team Corey Facebook account. Team Feldman, I should say. Team Feldman. and so they're rehearsing a well-known Tom Petty song.

And thank God, Corey is the, not only the lead singer, but also the band leader and band director, as you'll see in this video. Being toned up must be nice, right? It's like ignorance is bliss. Yeah. I'll post that. Yeah, it's me crushing it of the lead vocal. There's a video from this same Facebook account of them playing the song live at the show

in Italy, and it cuts off before the chorus. You're just watching out the songs with two verses. It just says the first two verses and it's got a little pitchy, huh? That's all you need to see for this. Because I wanted to be like, how did this come off live? Is there a pitch correction or something? Nope. It's the musicians who are in the wrong key.

I see. Okay. That makes sense. He turned to a maestro there at the end. All right. And rotodando and we're out. I like that when he signaled to the drummer, like here's where the fill is. I was like,

drover's never know where the fill is the last year. I was just going to keep doing two and four until told otherwise. I was just going to do space. It's amazing. It is the best band I've ever heard him with. I understand why he posted it. Yeah, that's like a 10-piece band that he's in.

For a two-court song. This song doesn't need a lot of people. They're singing it better than him in English is not their first language. This is true. Now, Adam, you performed at a venue. recently were the great Richard Marks, our buddy Richard Marks. He had a show that was booked there that they had to move. They did some rescheduling.

He's played there before, I think, but what happened was I asked the local crew there, who was the most difficult person you ever worked with? It's a good question. They didn't skip a beat. It was Richard Marks, and I was surprised. I didn't know that about him, and it wasn't even from a... I didn't know that about it. She's like an easy-going lead-back guy.

I had no idea to be a problem. Not everyone could pull off sarcasm, but that's pretty good. Makes his wine. I knew he sat in with a band, and the local crew had to deal with him coming in, playing for one song, and leaving. And apparently the show ran, was running exactly 10 minutes late.

And when he showed up, and it wasn't the exact time that he was ready to do his song, he lost his mind. And the reason he was, lost his mind is because, as he's told all of us, he has dinner plans and they have a reservation. I'm not kidding. There was, when we were working with this crew, they had a bunch of interns that they're training on everyone, on every job.

When they were setting up the drum kit, they were showing this kid how to put on a kick pedal. And that crew was working this show as well. And they said they had never met a celebrity before. And he was the worst person they'd ever met in their entire life. and he made them think that's what all musicians and celebrities must be like. Like he went out of his way to make every single person there feel bad. And he was sitting in with a younger group that he should be happy to be promoting his album of standards with. You know, like this is a chance to perform for the kids.

And he really did personally hurt the feelings of everyone he came in contact with. But he set up on purpose because, listen, I've been to, like, we just played a festival a couple weekends ago. and we'd go down there for a sound check that turned about to be a waste of time, go figure. We had to get there at a certain time. Some people were running late, whatever. And all of it was a pain in the ass, but I didn't like schedule in my life to be like, well, if we get out at exactly 1150 a. m. When we're supposed to, then I can meet my friend at 1205 at lunch.

Just like, no, no, build some fucking time into that. No, I'm the prick that made dinner plans. You are. That's something else. No, but you know what I mean? Like, why wouldn't you just, like, build some buffer between like, if, you. This was opera or classical music. And there was a maestro.

There'd be a 10-minute leeway from when this clarinet solo is supposed to happen. And the great opera diva would understand based on tempos, five, ten minutes shift in different directions. He was intolerant. He was impatient. He complained to everyone. Let them all know what an imposition this was and how pissed off he was. And he played the song and he ran out. He managed to piss everyone off.

That's impressive. Impressive. Is it possible that there was a tequila drink waiting for him at this restaurant that he was going to? And that's what it was making him angry. Yeah. The fact that he didn't have his tequila drink yet. It's funny you say that because it's almost the opposite behavior is sometimes the only excuse for that kind of thing. When somebody's dry or sober and they're in some environment that, like, they don't want to be in and they're like, I got to get out of here.

But this is the opposite. He could have started the tequila there. His wife made these dinner plans. and that's what was important. And nobody else should know that, even if that's your reality. You don't need to tell anybody else that. I'm sure he was an asshole at the restaurant, too.

Could you imagine he gets to the restaurant? And he's just like, yeah, Richard fucking Marx, all right? Just get us a table right now. I'm sorry, we filled your table with someone else. Give us a minute. With some nice people. Yeah, it's... Are they more famous than me?

Actually, yes, they are. Never mind. They put out a song in the last 30 years of people have heard of so yes. Did they sing background on all night long? Did they sing? No, they didn't. I did.

Give me my fucking table. Wasn't it Drew Lane talking about how he like showed up at the bar where some reviewer hung out in his sports car just to give him a piece of his mind? Yes, right. Yeah. Richard Marks had to settle his hash with just some blogger in Detroit who didn't appreciate one of his albums or something. It's funny.

And then the other thing we played on here was, of course, John Z. Devorak, rest in peace. When Richard Barks was brought up by Adam Curry on no agenda, and he goes, I've never heard of him. What is that a singer? What does he do? He's like, yeah, he's got this song and that side. JCD's like, yeah, no clue. That's got to hurt.

Yeah, it hurts him personally. It hurts him personally. All right. When Westcham first took flight in 1996, the vibes were a bit different. People thought denim on denim was peak fashion. Inline skates were everywhere, and two out of three women rocked the Rachel. While those things stayed in the 90s. One thing that hasn't is that fuzzy feeling you get when WestJet

welcomes you on board. Here's to WestJetting since 96. Travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at Westjet.com slash 30 years. Let's talk about the old curmudgeon Kevin Brennan. You know, people say that the reason why Kevin is the way he is in ornery old asshole. because his brother, Neil, is also in the same field as him, but way more successful. Co-created the Chappelle show, a show that was a pretty big hit for Comedy Central back of the day. Dave Chappelle, of course, a huge star,

and Neil Brennan got to write with Dave Chappelle and co-created show with him. Of course, before that, Dave Chappelle was on Star Search versus Kevin Brennan and beat him. so kind of uh I don't know fuck you to Kevin there from Dave Chappelle twice it's got to feel biblical

right it's enough to make you a little paranoid for sure and Neil Brennan even though he's doing very well has always taken the high road he's got Netflix specials he's gone on to have a successful podcast with a lot of big celebrities on there

and he was just on Howie Mandel and this is from like four years ago Oh, this was four years ago? Oh, yeah. This is the only time I think he ever spoke about him. Oh, okay. Not breaking news. I didn't realize that.

You Neek just put this out, and I saw it on the Unique's channel, and that's why I thought it was something new. Is it more recent? I thought it was older. Maybe I'm incorrect, but I think he only spoke about him once a while ago, and this is him covering that. You could be right. Interesting. Okay. So this is Neil Brennan being interviewed by Howie Mandel and Howie brings up Kevin Brennan. Let's check it out to see him.

So let me ask you something. So you go in, you're the younger. brother, Kevin, who's a very fine comic. Is there any, because this is a very competitive sport? Yes. Do you compete? Does he compete? Because it seems that you've, if you don't mind me saying, you've had a little more success

than him. No? I, this is a thing that's not a great area. Okay, forget it. But I don't mean it like, I spoke to your, but it's just like one of these. I don't want to cause trouble. No, no, it's just one of. of those unfortunate things.

People will clip this and send it to him. So it's interesting. So he's paranoid, obviously. But it's interesting that he goes, I talk to your producer. Yeah. Like this was a like, what's off limits?

My brother, Kevin. Can we not bring that up, please? He started to say it and then cut himself off. Right, because he's like, I don't want to give him more fuel, which is when he's trying not to do this entire time.

He's trying not to fuel up KB to go after him. And so he's, he's like the high road. But it's interesting that he's just like, yeah. Yeah, he's going to, someone's going to send this clip and he's going to talk about it. And it all just starts up again, him going after me. And Kevin does go after Neil pretty viciously.

And then he'll trash me on another podcast. Well, the fact that I said this and the way that you're answering it, he won't trash you. Oh, Howie. Oh, naive, Howie. Yeah. You'd think that Kevin's reasonable? He's irrational. Human? Oh, no, he'll figure out a way.

My understanding, the good thing is people don't tell me about it. I hear about it like years later. But I get wind of it and it's like. But you've been very complimentary. You said that he was, I mean, he was, he's older. He was here first as far as in this world of comedy. Yeah, before this conversation, he was talking about how he was in the comedy at a very young age. Neil was, knew he was interested in it. And then his brother, who was. was performing at the cellar and all the different venues in New York, was taking him around to different places, and he got to see Brian Regan and Dave Attell and all these guys.

So it was like a, when he was like in his early teens, Kevin would take him around and show him these comics and introduce him to these guys. So that would seem like a positive experience that Neil was talking about. And he's like, we can move on and then how he brings it back. So anyway, Kevin, yeah, he's a comic. Like, fuck, all right.

Try to move on. All right. You look, I do think he's hilarious. And I think he's really talented And the fact that you just said that And you know he's hilarious Yeah, I've written I used to, I would write pilots with him

And try to like get stuff going Like sitcoms and And uh Turns out days better Bullshit Bullshit No he didn't He knows he's gonna call that out

Turns like Turns out that the co-writing with Dave Chappelle Is a lot better Than trying to do it with Kevin Brennan Go figure And then When's the last time you talked to him? It's been a while

Oh Can we get you together on this? Probably not. Is this like when he got Bill Burr together with the singer from Smashing Pumpkins? Billy Corgan. They're pretending

they were brothers. This is what Howie Mandel does now. He tries to get brothers together on the show. I'm sorry. That's all right. I feel bad. I'm cool. I got one brother. I'm close to him. That's great. I love when families are close. That's amazing. One of that. So my brother's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah. That's nice.

Yeah, now I feel bad. Did I tread on something I shouldn't have treaded on? My nervous system's pretty disconnected from it. So in terms of, you know how you, I don't know if you get, I'm pretty sensitive. I'm sure you're pretty sensitive and easily kind of upset by stuff like that. It's just gotten to the point where I'm, there's so much of it in show business that I can, can, can, compartmentalize it. Well, I will say as a third party, if my brother and I, and I have a very close family, if my brother and I were in the same business, and, you know, what you're

kind of hinting at is, listen, even if we're not related, this competitiveness is... I would go step further. America is very competitive. Right. And there is humanity. Yes. And there. Let's talk about capitalism. Can we move off of this? I'm talking about anything else. Free market. Right now. Let's get into it. There's a saying, a lot of times people say, in America, the first question people ask is, what do you do for a living? Right. And what they're really saying is, how should I treat you? Adam always says, out of work, actor. Wow. It's kind of deep. Yeah. And it's really true. And so trying to just be a human.

Sometimes what do you do for a living is just a way of saying, I've run out of material. Right, right. But even on a plane. Chad Zubach says he's a dentist. But anyways, Kevin. What's the deal with you, Kevin? Right. Or whatever.

Just like small talk. But it's in some ways it's like what do you do for a living is a bit like, what are you, how seriously should I take you? But here's about how much attention are. My take on how you're handling this right now is incredibly respectful. All right, so how he brings it back again. He's trying to stick it to me. Yeah, he brings it back and got to the like, yeah, but I'm not about small talking airplanes.

This thing that you don't want to talk about. You're doing really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And loving. And if he does clip this, he's lucky to have you as a brother because you could make this into something. And I think you've been nothing but incredibly respectful. He looks like a deer in headlights.

Yeah, he does. He looks a friend. about this. It's his older brother. Yeah, it's his older brother by 10 years. You're always, you know. And the fact that Howie's going, there's no way you can make fun of this.

There's no way you'll turn this in a five-year thing. Howie says, so you're the number one son, right? It's funny you say that. Never say that. Cut this part out. But KB is doing fine. As we find out, he did an episode on the 22nd. And he's pretty drunk.

And he's devoting the episode to his brother Neil. Like a, like a, you know, the threshold photo. So he's watching Clown Town, as he normally is, just sniping other shows. And the name of this episode is, we can't let Neil win. Wonder what that means. Who could possibly know? It's probably a metaphor. He pretends to have all these enemies and that he's fighting all these battles and wars.

And I sound like I'm some armchair psychologist when I'm like, is it really about his hunchback? Is it really about Ray DeVito or is it about your brother? I sound like an asshole. Then this guy gets drunk. And the entire 12 hours is devoted to we can't let Neil win. We got to stick it to Neil. And when you watch this thing, he keeps trying to talk about other people, but his drunkenness leads him. back to Neil.

He can't stop saying it. Like when Rob Saul gets drunk and wants to have sex with us, like, that's the real person. It's funny because everyone who tries to get it, Kevin goes, oh, it's Neil's brother, Kevin or whatever. And, you know, Kevin tries to play it off, like, oh, you do the same thing. Everyone else does. That really does bother him. You know, they try to make fun of producer Chris by being like, oh, your hair looks really nice.

Chris is just like, ah. I pointed out when he was interviewing Karen John's film producer. that the first thing he said before his name was I'm Neil Brennan's brother and every people like he's kidding you don't get it it's a joke guys it used to be a joke it's not a joke anymore because he does it

every time he needs something from someone he'll talk about calling out people's money and they're like he's joking maybe he was for a time but now he's actually counting it all and it's all he does it's not a joke when you're actually doing it yes it was listen man Listen, I couldn't be happier about my circumstances. I couldn't be happier.

The sound of happiness. I know even the noise makers. I never heard a depressed noise maker before. 2027. My circumstances. We can't let Neil win. I'm sorry. We didn't get stealth chaos.

We did get Liam on. We couldn't get stealth chaos. That was the get you were trying to. get for your big show? You couldn't get stealth chaos? No, if I got SELF chaos. Couldn't get Mersh.

No, I know Mersh said fuck off. Which is smart. We can't let Neil win. Is Neil trying to get Liam McAnneen on his show? Is Liam interested in Dave Sera? I'm confused.

Just like Chattie. It's still fighting the war after everyone is left. I imagine if Neil has Clearwater Chad on his show next week. That'd be fucking amazing. It's amazing and prescientist. I would love that.

But again, the amount of money I make on this show is spectacular. We're all very impressed, Kevin. We're all very proud of you. And not for me, from my family. So these clowns can sit around and act like my teeth are fucked up. Good. Good. I want my teeth to be fucked up.

All right. Now we start to speak my language. Thank you, Kevin. Having fucked up teeth fucking rules. It shows how successful you are in life. Thank you. Listen to what this guy is. Can everyone just pay attention to Kevin Brennan for a minute?

He's making a lot of good points. I don't want to take a day off so my dentist can make money. Hey, what about your teeth? I don't give a fuck. Thank you. What am I going to not do devil verse live tomorrow? Well, so my dentist can make all the fucking money I would have made on super tips and super chance.

The only thing that matters to me? I don't give a fuck. I like to do my show. I don't want to take. I might have to take two days off for my teeth. And again, for what? for a what? Well, if you had a wife.

Stalkley, yeah, you know, if you had a person who wanted to kiss you, you might want to take care of that. Thank you yesterday. We can't let me.

Thank you today. My show does great. It's a miracle. It's a miracle. It is a miracle. It's a fucking miracle. But no work into it, and it's not fun.

It's a miracle. It does so well. From the damsel and distress. I mean, I've made, over $500,000 net. And you never bring it up. Yeah.

That's the amazing part. Finally, go ahead and brag a little bit. No matter what Flimsy says. It's literally a miracle. It's like Jesus coming out of the thing after three days. Late night, Kevin Brennan.

You know, out of a face. He's like, he's like Jesus. And, Christopher Nolan is a clown. He turned water into something. He came out of a thing.

He did a bunch of weird things. A damsel in distress. He said late night, Kevin phones catch on fire. So he was just trying to, you know. He was just trying to save you from that. A damsel in distress. He took late night,

Kevin Brennan. Yeah. He was just trying to save me. That cell phone thing was actually like really scary because you see his psyche because like he knew. he did a bad gig. He's out of his head for a reason. He's lost his fucking mind.

He used to be handsome and mean. Now he's just who the fuck knows what. All right. So that's Keanu explaining that Kevin has lost his looks. And Kevin is like that. So I really think when that leaderboard came, like if you look at when that leaderboard thing that came out, he was rapidly deteriorated physically just in those weeks.

Like he, like worsted. If there's a time lapse, somebody can do. A time lapse. Good one. The leaderboard. Holy shit. Grandpa, you all right? He just hears words, time lapse, yearboard.

And he hears leaderboard, and then he goes to the leaderboard. Like, that'll get me out of this. Yeah. What Ava was saying is that it's ruining your life. It's causing you to age faster. Panheller, should I go to leaderboard? He's turning into Gallum. Again, she's talking about my looks.

Wow, you got a lot of nerves. She's hideous, but Tuki thinks she's hot. He's like, all right, Tuki's joking, you idiots. See, some of us make jokes on our shows. Tukes, one of them. When he talks about Ava's tits, do you think he's really beating off to Ava's tits? You fucking try and flex her two.

And I would argue. It's easy for Keanu to be like, oh, Kevin's a gross old man. When Ava says you're ugly, you're fucking ugly. You know what I mean? Yeah. What Ava feels like, listen, nobody would count on someone's looks or appearance, but Kevin Brennan, yikes. She's hideous, but Toki thinks she's hot. He's like, like, everywhere in his hands is neck.

He's a meager from the moon to the ring. He's like, it's gross. He's turning into guise. Hey, hey, hey, hey, I may care. more money than all these motherfuckers combined. He he he he he he. What a man. What a man.

That's his only comeback now, too. Yep. He's got nothing. Why do you put yourself through with this? You don't have to be watching shows that are making fun of you while you're drunk and streaming live. He gets out of it quick. He really can't take it.

He can't take any criticism, any joke about him. Even when it's obvious stuff he knows, you have crooked, disgusting teeth. You know that. But he can't hear. Brennan, though, for it right now. Oh, sorry, sorry. And club feet, which I get... No, no, we're talking about Kevin Brunton for a minute.

I see four Christi. Christy-I-I-Den. Kevin Brennan. There's too many brothers. You can see it, and he says, like, you want to say I have bad teeth. No, you do. Go do something about it. If anybody cared about you, if you cared about yourself, you would.

Nope. Hey, hey, he makes sure that he's number one every day. So I don't make sure. I just do my show. I do a show. every day. Right, right, Bob, W? Oh, W. This one's like, phone finger. This guy has more comfy or comfort blankets than any guy I've ever seen before. He goes, noisemaker, is everyone foam finger, is

dabble dashboard? He makes sure. I don't make sure at all. I just do a show every day and then we'll see what happens. But big W, another loser. Hey, I just, that's actually not true. Kevin famously has been going out. on a third time at nighttime if someone else is beating him during the day on the dabble dashboard. He'll go back on again in order to make more money to be number one on there. So he's not just like passively doing his show and just seeing where the chips may land. It's not the case. I just want to have a bunch of people on and, uh, and, uh, Publost Clown Town.

Again, imagine being Keanu's mom. She's like Bob Levy. It's too late for her. No, Bob Levy's funny. Stop it. an American Cupcake and Keanu again, I can't stress

this enough. Can I point out what's sad about this? That Kevin Brennan knows who American Cupcake is. You know what I mean? It's like this isn't on American Cupcake. This is not you, Kevin. You're paid way too much attention to all of this. Keanu and Gianno and Gianno are done.

Once Chad told me that Compomated was done, I'm like Gianno is done. So again, doesn't matter what I say, but they're done. They're 100% done. Do you guys ever play the again drinking game when you watch MLC? I don't recommend it.

The again drinking game every time Kevin says again, you have to do a shot. I'd be on the floor. Yeah, we'd all be dead. He repeats that a lot. We know we're going to say the same thing you've said a million times. They're 100% done. They'll never make any money. Do they have fireworks money?

We'll find out. Who cut his finger with a bag or cutting a bagel? He doesn't have a bagel cutter. Oh, I don't have a bagel cutter. Oh, I don't make enough money to have a bagel cutter. Baby Doc Brennan's back. Oh, is he going to come back? He doesn't have a bagel cutter.

I think they call him knives. Oh, look at these six people. How many of they have watching? Oh. Well, that second. Kevin says it doesn't matter how many live viewers you have. Yeah. I always have more live viewers in him.

We have 1,200 right now, which is more than whatever Kevin has. And he always says that doesn't matter. But then when these people are doing a show, it matters. How many live viewers are? Also, whenever I ask MLC fans why they watch it, the one thing they can all agree on as well, what he does best is when he has like six people on and then just steps back and lets them all fight with each other. So when he does it.

Right. Which usually does better than Kevin. Right. 42 watching. Oh, that's too bad. But they're winners, and I'm a loser. I think he would take the link. Is he sulking?

I can't lie. He did say, because I can't send it, but I don't mean to lie, but he would come on, I think. I went in as to chat and beat him up really about like three days ago. I think Merce wants to come on. This really hurts him now. I might disagree with you there, Brack. Bagels do not stink. I love me a bagel.

That's a hot take. Bagel stink. I think Merge wants to come on, by the way. Merge wants to come on. Let's see. Let's see. Spoiler. He comes on.

He comes on the show. And Kevin gets very pissed. I can't lie. So that's the get that Kevin wants. Merge is in the news right now, in the dabble verse. Kevin invites him on the show. I saw Merge on the show being like,

Like Kevin said me like, fuck that, I'm not doing that. Yep. But he was on Clown Town with these people. So, Kevin, of course, famously this past weekend decided, Dignity's not a big deal anymore. If I can get 50 bucks, that's really all that matters. This is Spector saying, hey, boss. One up Perry, Perry Caravello, who is a well-known low cow.

People throw money at him to eat fish sandwiches and things he doesn't like. It says, I want to Perry and pop that top. Take your shirt off. Don't be the demigod of the dabbleverse. There he is. I took my shirt off. I'm not standing up. I'm not standing up.

That's the best you can get out of me, Spector. He's doing the same thing that John does, where he's degrading his resolution. I don't know what's going on with that neck. I think it's more similar to Will KB, the puppet, that Lockhe made. Yeah. Because it's hard to tell in 360.

60p that he's using right now. Kevin comes up one more time in that Howie Mandel episode, like way later on in the episode. They're just talking about running and Howie Mandel's like, for my mental health, like when things go on, I kind of just have to run that shit out of me. And Neil goes, oh, yeah, my brother does that. He calls it running the Brennan out of him. He'll like bike for just like hours and hours to get the Brennan out of him. and when you bike like that in the New Jersey Turnpike without putting sunscreen on,

your neck looks like that. Is that what's going on? That makes sense. Look at it. It's all red there and the skin has just been burned and rotted. Yeah. See, I'm pale and blotchy. And I got a little bit of a catty tan from riding my bike in the sun.

All pale, all pale. All pale. I had it. All right, enough about Shmuel Buckback. Can we get Kevin back on the? screen so we can find out what he's up to? Hey, I had to do it.

I had to do it to stick it to Perry and, uh, I got pumped. I didn't know what I was going to look like because I couldn't see. I'm not taking a super chat down either because then you'll see more. I'll never, I'll never do what Tom Brennan tells me. See? I mean, it's, I'm unfuckable.

I'm like J.T. Whoa. Is it official that his wife is long gone? Oh, yeah. This is the proof we need. This is proof, right? Yep. I'm unfuckable, he says.

This is a guy who hasn't got laid a lot of time. Dinner's ready. Yeah, you're not going to hear that in the background any time soon. No reason to fix his teeth. And you were talking about him going on a third time. He has said multiple times like, it kills the time. What else am I going to do? Yes.

Something to kill the time until there's sports. That was John. Yep. He just gets on because he's lonely. There's no wife. There's nobody there. There's no family. Even the echo of that

thing is just infinite. Yep. An unfuckable loser. But I'll never do it 12 hours for free. That's a fact jack. That's a fact jack. Did I read everything? All right.

Well, maybe Kevin disposed of his wife like Opie did with his. Maybe she just left. I don't know. We can always speculate at this time. Maybe it's like that movie with Damme DeVito and they did a criss cross, criss cross. Oh. Is that throw a mama from the train?

Or you're talking about a different one? No, that's the one. Good reference. Good pull. All right. So Chad Zumach makes fun of myself and Melton and producer Chris and Adam, Tuki, Cardiff. We're all in this thing called the get-along gang. Why do they call us the get-along gang?

Well, I think it's because we see eye to eye and a lot of things that we talk about in the dabblerverse. We all think that Chad's a liar. We all think that Kevin is lost his mind. And we all think that Suttering John is an alcoholic. And I guess MLC is a place where free opinions can flow and people love to disagree and hear other opinions. And the host is like, bring on dissent. It'll make me a better person. It's where people go to debate different topics and everyone's open to new ideas.

You know, you go on MLC and you talk about some of the they dislike. They don't just like take you off the screen immediately and reprimand you and then bring you back to letting you know like, I'll do that again unless you agree with us. No, no, no, no. Definitely not the case. So Chad's on his show. And our buddy, Adam, and Bush decides to show up and throw him five bucks. Adam Bush, everybody.

This is Adam Bush. He's currently on tour with Roger Daltrey from the Who. Do you and KB get along? Is this really Adam Bush? Do you and KB get along? Name three people KB hates that you love. Your problem isn't. with the behavior, it's with what's doing it.

Happy 200. Thank you, Adam. It reads like I do. It's thinking that. So what Kevin, or what Adam is saying here is your problem isn't with the behavior of getting along. It's who is doing it. I know I shouldn't have said that. As I was tapping, I was like, this is going to, he's going to get lost in this.

All right. Well, too much. Hold on. Let's see if he figures this out. He realizes like, oh, yeah, getting along. is not a bad thing. Why are we talking about that? Like it's a negative thing that people do. He named his episode, the get-along gang with disgusting pictures of everybody.

Yeah, because we're losers who get along with each other. We're friendly with each other. I was watching B.T.H. The other day, and they were talking about whose funerals they would go to. And they kind of agreed they'd all come to my funeral. I was. Wow. Yeah, I was pretty pleased by that.

I thanked them. I said, bring Haki. My brother really got a photo with the puppet Hackey. so thanks for that but this is all just to get close to Jen right that's all it's about wait is that what this is about I think so

motherfuckers Cardiff hold on let me read this it's so small do you and KB get along name three people KB hates that you love your problem isn't with the behavior it's with who's doing it

the problem is it ain't with your behavior process who's doing it I don't understand that. It's with who's doing it. I don't understand that. I believe him this time. I do. I believe him too. He's not lying for once.

Thank you for the, uh, Adam's also a, uh, a $100 producer on my special. He is. Thank you for, uh, being a part of that. That'll be in, get any updates on that. As a producer, I can tell you. There's been no updates. Okay. I was curious. There's no news. He's not announcing anything so far. being a part of that.

That'll be announced shortly. Okay. I get along, Kevin, it's fine. We kind of know how to operate around each other at this point. We've had our fallouts in the past, of course. But, you know, it's a, I know what not to do. He knows what not to do. I think not talking off air helps.

Could you imagine, Adam? I know this happened to Dick and Vito, which is why Dick left biggest problem. him. He was like, don't ever communicate with me off the air. I don't want an email. I don't want a text. Don't call me. Don't call my wife. Don't call my wife. Yes. Could you imagine, Adam, if I had that same policy with you? Separate dressing rooms where I'm not doing the gig. That's so stupid. I think every conversation we have pretty much is on air. He's fine. We get along. Yeah, we get along. We actually get along. Okay. That's back in the day. That's bad, though, right? Right. Getting along with the other person. Yeah, that's what losers do.

loser talk. When we went hat shopping, we got along. He's so pines for that day. They went hat shopping. He talks about it all the time. He felt like someone that day. You look green in your hats, son. Pittsburgh at the WDVE thing,

and we got drunk at the bar. We got along. Yeah, we get along. We're fine. I can understand why people don't get along with him, for sure. It's obvious. Sure. Name three people, Kevin Brennan hates,

that you love. Nick Swartson Sam Marell Neil Brennan I'm just kidding So so far as people who can do something for Chad Yep Says I want to burn any bridges with Nick Swartson

Maybe Samarillo will have on a show someday So I love those guys Well he hates everybody Right He hates that I love I mean I don't know I don't know the third one I'd say Mark Norman

but him and I have lost touch. I haven't talked to Mark since I got thrown out of the Bachelor party because of Burt Kreischer. Oh. It's never, it's never chance doing. It's always someone else

thwarting him. Poor guy. You? How about you? I get along with you, Adam. We've been very cordial to one another. That's a good example. He doesn't seem to like you.

That's true. He doesn't seem to find you compelling. He doesn't seem to think you work. That's his concern. Yeah. Yeah, he's just not compelling enough for me. It's just not enough of a personality. That's the pizzazz.

Yeah, right. That's the problem. I obviously do. I see, I know you're a working actor. Interesting. And I know you're a musician. These are not matters of opinion. These are, you can't argue about, it's not a, I have a thought on that.

It's either factual or it's not, you know. doesn't. So there you go. Thank you for celebrating 200 with me. You're a big part of this operation over here. Wow, everyone's here today. Next thing you know, I'm going to get a super chat from

Steeltoe. I'm just kidding. He's not hitting his goals, so I'm not getting shit. Oh, Dave Landau. Nick in Fort Wayne. Yeah, Dave Landau's one. There's another one. Kevin Brennan fucking hates Dave Landau. hates his guts but chad dave could probably do something for you Dave landau's a good friend of mine I've yep been friends with him forever since I'm gonna ask you about that when I hang out with him in Detroit October 2nd

I ask Dave Lando is are you chid good friends they started comedy uh doesn't Chad love shooley I get along with shooley weird okay everyone hates that I get along with Shulie but I don't know what to say I just get along with them we just get along Jesus Christ Oh boy He is completely lost the plot

Jet the whole point of this is that getting along is gay Remember you hate it and you're making fun of us for getting along And now chance I'll see all the people he gets along with Yep It took four minutes to break him down to I don't know what to tell you We just get along it's just who I am Can I still have the five bucks I'm just like to get along with people?

What do you want for me? We had a problem. He called me like a man. We talked it out. And it's been cool ever since. And I always respected that about him. So it's almost like getting along with people is probably a positive thing. They would help you in your career and just makes life easier for you.

So Adam, you know, he talks about all these guys like Sam Meryl or even you or Dave Landau. When Kevin Brennan accuses them of doing heinous things, sometimes he accuses you. of crimes that no one's ever accused you of performing. Does Chad go, okay, I get along with that guy. Don't say that. It's not true. He told Chad that he has a meeting coming up with the IRS and that he's going to talk to the IRS about my sex crimes

and get them on me. And Chad said, yeah, yeah, sounds like a good idea. He said nothing. You just sat there. I'm sorry. First off, are you talking about Clearwater, Chad? You're talking about Chad Zumach. Chad Zumach.

And Kevin thinks you can talk to the IRS about sucks crimes? Yeah. Well, mine, you know, and they're going to take the lead. It's funny, Kevin, because I'm going to be talking to the IRS just about your earnings, the thing that they're interested in. Yeah, right. Earning is the thing. You're declaring all of these Venmo's.

And until he produces his wife for us, we're just going to have to assume that she's been murdered. Yeah. I think the Uga-Buga has been murdered, unfortunately. She's an Uga-Buga no more. And it sounds like Chad really has a get-along gang going on over there. Dude, Chad's like the orchestrator of the get-along gang. I love it. Good for him, man.

I'm happy for him. All right, let's get into Jerry. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great.

Beans. All right. Jerry Bantfield put out a video. It's called I spent $10,000 on dating. It's finally worked. Now, I've seen him lament about spending all this money on dating. We've also seen him be like, this is great. I'll show you what my hinge profile looks like so you can learn how I did this.

Professional photographer over here, trying to filter out the women who are interested of me by saying this and this and this. And then he deleted his hinge. It got away from me. He doesn't use hinge anymore at all. It seems like he's not the expert. Here's my point about Jerry Badfield. He wants you to give him money.

We're going to find out he wants you to give him even more money than because he's an expert on YouTube and dating. Two things he's failing miserably at, in my opinion. I can be wrong. Don't listen to me. I would probably give $60,000 to Owen Cook before I'd give $96 bucks to Jerry Banfield if I were hard up.

Oh, I heard Vinny has to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We did put that into the wheel of consequences. Vinnie spun this past week. Just in time you put that in. He has to join the school community with Jerry Banfield. I forgot about that. It's very exciting.

Keep voting for Carl. Patreon.com slash the creep off. Good things happen. Jerry's talking about how his videos are so unpredictable. Somebody told him like, do you ever know what's way they're going to go. They're so unpredictable. And Jerry's all excited about that.

But then remembers, like, he can be doing other things in his life the same way. Saying that I love how your videos are unpredictable, that I never know what you're going to say in a video. And I love that too. because that's fun and that is what to me makes life more interesting

and I realized I'm already doing this in my videos where you don't know what's coming in each of my videos but then in dating I'd been making my dating so boring I think these videos are also pretty boring like I watched them

don't be wrong I think if people watch them they're getting a thousand views each now which is great people are catching out I think a couple dozen now they're getting a thousand and there's moments but I'm not sitting there be like, whoa, what was this wild man going to do?

Like, it's funny. When his sentences get away from him, that's when it's good. Oh, that is fantastic. I agree. He's not staring down in his chat GPT script as much anymore. Right. Which is good. Did you imagine what he's like out of date, though?

Oh, no. So hepped up. So energetic. Yes. And he's excited. He's talking to lots of women. Just communicating with a lot of women has totally changed the balance of things. look through my phone to see how many women that I'm interested in dating that I messaged in the last couple days, it's been 14. Yes. And that feels right to me because I certainly have my top one or

two women out of that I like the most, but then I'm able to not pressure them because I'm also texting and thinking about 12 other women. So remember, if you're getting texted by Jerry Banfield. You're one of the women that he's texting with and potentially dating. You're watching this video. Yeah. And going, oh, I'm one of 14 women. And I'm probably not number one or two. So, all right, is it a waste of my time? Yeah, I'm out.

Yeah. Jerry can't help but give us this information. And it's a brag. Mm-hmm. Didn't he already learn this lesson he went through? I can't be as open about my dates on this because it comes to bite me in the ass. Why isn't he learning this lesson? He can't help himself.

And what's great is, he's bragging about the fact that he's texting with 14 different women. He hasn't gotten late since November. It's nothing going to happen anytime soon. And it just reminded me of this classic bit from Flight of the Concord's. I believe it's how they started the first episode of their first season. But this is Jerry Banfield in a nutshell right here. Man, back in New Zealand, I was getting it on with lots of chicks.

Hey. Well, uh, seriously. There are Fitzpatrick, Michelle Fitzpatrick, Claire Fitzpatrick. The list goes on. Well, that was all of them? Well, triple figures. No, that's not triple figures, that's three. Here, though, I don't seem to get with any women.

I just talk about getting with women. Yeah, but the ones you talk about it hot, they're a lot hotter than the ones you got with in New Zealand. That's true. I do talk about getting with some pretty hot women. You don't just talk about it, man. You talk about it a lot. Yeah, I suppose I do talk a lot about getting a lot.

I do talk a lot about getting with some very hot women. This is Jerry Bantfield. Like, anything's a victory for him. He's like, any of these women want to go out with you? No, and I'm texting with a ton of them. And then you hear the stories about what's going out with these text threads. So I texted my friend connected me with her friend. I texted her Monday, a playful text.

And I didn't get a message back for two days. So I'm like, so I sent a message today. I'm said, all right, let's try this next message more straightforward and boring instead of flirty and fun. Hi, this is Blank's friend Jerry. And I actually got a message back from that within six minutes. And now I haven't responded an hour and a half. Because I also messaged another woman that hadn't responded. So I sent two texts, Jen responded to in a row.

So I said, all right, third text in a row, maybe this one's a charm. Then she sent a text back within one minute. Sorry, I'm busy and distracted. And I will continue to be. It's unbelievable. the shit that he tells us, which is why he's like one of the greatest ever. This is like every woman's worst nightmare

when they're going out on a date is that the person is approaching it like this. Like a robocall is bad, but those things that do a thousand robocalls at once are monsters. This is like, you don't care about these people at all. How are you balancing being a Christian with that person and a Satan worshiper with the other one?

Yes. Yeah, so he's learning because he's reading books by like Bobby Rio. He's watching lots of videos. He's learning about how to be the coolest date or ever. And he found out that that 16-minute-long video to the queen, another good idea. One thing I really loved in Bobby Rio's book is he's like, most men think of attraction as some grand gesture thing. Like if I do this big thing, or I give her this big speech or I send her a 16-minute YouTube video that's unlisted,

then she'll really love me from there. But really, it's the opposite. She should look at it as making her fall in love with you every day or helping her to be attracted to you every day. Is that how attraction works? Every day, it's just a fall in love with you. I have to convince people. Dude, that's a lot of work right there.

I would narrow it down to like, I don't know, four or five women if you got to do that. This is why he just wants to throw money in it. Can I just throw money at the problem? I love that you learn. It's not like a grand gesture like setting a 60 minute long video. Yeah, no shit. You're not in a rom-com.

God. It's not what I need. It works. Took a misaligned to figure it out. It's not even a sacrifice at his part because he loves to talk. Yeah, it's for him. Yeah. Well, it was unlisted, guys.

He can't make any money. Keep saying unlisted. He loves to talk of there's no situation, work or personal, where a 16-minute voice message or video is a good thing. All right. It's a game. Okay. And so he is learning that and he's playing the game.

Bobby Rio said not to call it a game. It's a game to me. It's just a game. see who's going to be attracted to me. Here, one sent me a message yesterday saying, you know, I'd like to stay friends rather than go out on a date. And to me, I'm going to send a message, maybe today, maybe tomorrow, maybe another day. I'm going to not even basically acknowledge that and be like, you know, I'm going to send

another message. And, you know, there's something flirty and playful about maybe like, you know, sorry, my friend zone. There's a waiting list for my friend zone, but there is immediate availability for, you know, and then I'll be specific, like, with her, or something like that. She's going to swoon. I like I was trying out his material with us. Yeah, it's great.

She's going to get that, be like, I saw this video, Jerry. I've been expecting this. Dude, how fucking funny is that? He's reading us the message where women are just like, yeah, I want nothing to do with you, lose my number. So I'm going to text her back in like a day or two. No, no, no. Hey, Jerry, let that one go. It's how I got the mind.

It's fine. It's wrong with this guy. He's always asking us for help. I'm surprised he doesn't put polls up. He should put polls up. Oh, he doesn't do it live, though. That's like he could put up a poll, though, without doing a live video.

So you know he gets massages all the time, right? Yeah. It's the one that he can't cut from the budget. He's got to get those massages. Well, it turns out there's a reason why he loves getting massages so much. You know, I don't tend to want massages from women I'm not attracted to. And then I do tend to want massages with women I am attracted to. Yeah, we figured that.

strictly professional and platonic, it's still satisfying that validation, you know, that this attractive woman's paying attention to me. Even though I am just paying, I think that once I get a steady woman, I'm going to need to go to men

for massages. And I hate to even say that. He, what? So he's explaining how he's like, there was this masseuse I had who I really wanted to fuck back when I was married. And, all right, I'll just be frank. I'm trying to fuck all the masseuses that I have.

have. So maybe if I actually do get a relationship, I show like guys massage me, which, by the way, the $800 budget is going to get freed up very quickly, which you realize you do not want to go to get a guy massaging you anymore. You know, massages aren't that great? Yeah. I don't need this anymore. And we've all speculated, what's going on to these massages, you know? The fact that he needs them so badly. He clears it up. I'll pay you, you know, $800 a month to get massages from you once a week. and not even any happy endings ever in any of those massages, which now that I'm single, I've reconsidered. But I just, it's nice to keep that separate. Wow. He's the way he thought about this.

He's like, should I ask her? It's going to jerk me off. I'm giving her a lot of fucking money. No, no, I, then it'll be a whole thing. I'll be like, I'm going on a date. Can't do that. But once I find a steady woman, I will ask him to do it. Yes.

Once I go to the male masseuse. Wait, did you get a happy ending? Yeah, I didn't like it. I'm not gay. He made me clean it myself. I don't like that guy anymore. Kevin Brennan will do it for 50 bucks. I mean, yeah, no shit.

$800 a month is a lot of money. All right, let's talk about this, Adam. You brought this up months ago where Jerry was trying to be the pussy boy, nice guy on the date, like, oh, we'll take things slow, whatever. And that didn't work out. he's like, oh, I got to be escalating things. Always be escalating. If a girl has to be touch her hand, I'm putting a finger in her butt.

You know, it's like, we got to keep things moving along. Makes sense. And, uh, sounds painful. He's, he's going all the way with it now. That I don't, I don't want to be friends. Honestly, I don't want to be friends with women. Because if I'm single, I'm going to be trying to fuck you. If you're a woman and I'm attracted to you, I can't,

just be friends with you. I'm going to be plotting on fucking you. All right? Can we be honest about that? Because that's going to happen. I mean, if this is the dating profile, I don't know. I don't know. Well, that's going to work for you, but it's amazing.

Did you see that one coming at him? I've always been trying to fuck you. No. He I mean, it was like two weeks ago, he was like, I just want to breathe the same air as you. Yeah, let's just hold hands in the park. I'm fine with that. I just want to cry to my mom, but what a great time we had.

And now he's like, you know me. You know how I do. Holy shit. I'm starting to think this Jerry Banfield is a, uh, why didn't that work? The fuck happened to my soundboard. A good timing and everything on that. It wasn't the best. He is in nothing.

All right. I'm quitting my soundboard and reopening it. All right. Because that works last time. While you're doing that is what behind him is a green screen and what's real? Is that his actual, are those his monitors, his three monitors? Those are his three monitors? It's all a green screen, though, because he's taking a photo of what he's looking at.

So that's all facing him. Oh, that makes sense. Yes, and then he puts it up as his green screen. I want everyone to pretend that none of this just happened, and it just heard me say, uh... Oh, I was a boner guy. See that? Nailed it. Mark Norman.

A little callback to earlier, too. What was that in reference to? I forgot the context. Yeah, can you set it up again? Yeah, I don't remember. Jerry Bainfield, fucks, is what I'm saying. This guy, he just wants to fuck. And he fucked up with the queen,

who he can't stop talking about, every video references of this woman. And it's crazy because it's like, you know, before when I was so focused on almost said her name again, I'm glad that I haven't had to edit. When I was so focused on the queen before, I, it's so dumb. Like, it's so dumb.

But it's good that I learn this, but it's so sad because she's like, I don't want to play games. But it's like, this is all a love game. It's all just a love game. It's rules. It's things that, now, obviously the rules don't work all the time with everyone. That's what makes the game interesting. But there's rules that tend to work. There's ways that men tend to behave.

Women tend to behave. And once you know how the game works, you can just start winning it. Well, someone tell me how it works, please. Yeah, when is he going to start winning this game? He still has these dating signs. these dating channels on YouTube he still gives dating advice if you set up for jerrybandfield.com

when's he to start winning any of this? He just said when I was all hung up on the queen before. Yeah, I know as if he's not still hung up on the queen. We talk about every fucking show, dude. He had to reach onto me like, should I sell this video? Just to get an excuse to

text her again. But he was having fun because he could just be himself and completely unload everything on her constantly, make everything about him. Jerry, you say we don't give you advice. Listen to this. Not everyone needs rules. You need to follow these rules because your natural self is too much and it scares people. So you have to rein it in. You don't have to pretend forever. But just right now, in order to not scare them away, there's some kind of boundary you have to put up in not just completely trauma dumping your

whole life onto these people and making them your sole purpose for living because that's a little too much. It's like those comedians who aren't naturally funny, but if I follow these rules, might be able to get a joke. That's you. Until you get up on your feet and get this thing going, you can't be yourself. All we heard was, yeah, yeah, what I'm saying? Follow the rules. God damn.

All we see escalating. Yeah, yeah, I'm saying. No, no, no, I got it. I got it. It's so funny, too, because he sees, like, guys out with the girls that he likes, like a yoga or whatever, or tennis. And he's like, these fucking guys are losers. And I liked that he has this epiphany at the middle of this.

Who sounds like a total loser. for all you guys that think you need to have social value to be with a hot woman, this guy sounds like such a loser. And I'm not saying if you fit this demographic that you're definitely a loser. But I don't want to go to specifics because some of you are going to get triggered. And I know some people think I'm a loser living off a credit out here telling my business on a public channel. Out here celebrating people who've given me money on my website and support me. And you know what's going to, the haters will even love this even more.

Look what I created today. Dating coaching. I can't wait until somebody buys my dating coaching for $963 for one month, four hours of Zoom calls, text messaging support between calls. Somebody's going to buy that shit. I'm going to throw it in all the haters' faces. And I got YouTube coaching out here too. I just put both of these up today.

Holy shit. This is awesome. A thousand bucks for one month of dating coaching, a guy who has nothing for. figured out, can't get his dick wet, only goes out on first dates, and Bess, usually the girl cancels on him beforehand. I've seen tons of examples of that. What is he telling me that I don't already see on his dating channel?

And he's about to tell us how dating is wrecking his life. It's wrecking, yeah, that's what we're going to get to just a moment. And we already know that he's going to spend 800 of those dollars on massages from men. Well, that's if he gets lucky. It's if he gets waited with a girl. Otherwise, the attractive masseuse who wants something to do with them, because he tried to ask out one of his miscestuous. Anyway, he wants us to spend

a thousand bucks a month for dating coaching. And he's going to rub it in our faces when someone does. Right. What kind of business model is that? First you get the money, then you tell off the haters. Well, I guess you can do that.

He really goes from like manic, happy to angry and pissed off and self-loathing. And it all reads really, really, well. He's not good at hiding anything. No. The fact that as soon as he starts calling someone else a loser, he goes, okay, I realize you guys are going to think I'm a loser. Again, with all these low cows, it's in the back of their head at all times.

What are they going to say to make fun of me as I go through this thing? Oh, you're probably going to say, I'm a loser because I'm in debt and I can't get a date and then nothing's going right for me. And I cried to my mom. All right, he didn't say all those things. I filled in a few. But they're so in their head that they honestly believe someone's going to want to give him money so he can stick it to the haters. Like, what's in that for me, Jerry? Yeah, it seems like a terrible investment on my part.

And I've invested a lot of time in resources in the Jerry Manfield. Probably more than anyone. It's everyone's ex-wife. All right. Let's skip over to another video here that he did. There's a sink issue. And it's just what he says here is fascinating. I just loved this.

And it's fun. To me, what's essential is to have fun. And I love, like, I went out. last night and yes, I spent $100 and I had a little bit of sugar in my drinks, but I had fun. I came home and I'm like, that was awesome. Now, my mind was saying, oh, for a dude that's borrowing money every month and plotting out cash advances and balance transfers, you shouldn't be out spending $100 just have. Yeah, I'm not even a financial advisor.

I'm not an accountant. I'm not any of these things. And I'd be like, yeah, yeah, you probably shouldn't be out spending $100 for no reason when you are constantly like paying off one credit card with a new credit card that lets you balance transfer the balance. How many minds does he have? He said, my mind is telling me this and I'm waiting for a butt. Yeah, right.

But my other mind. Yeah. So this one's called up talking to seven women. Surely one date will work out. That's the dating coach I just hired. These turns are getting more and more pathetic. Okay. Just to make sure.

Wasn't it where he's going with this, though. not prepared for this. Advances and balance transfers. You shouldn't be outspending $100, just having fun, buying another guy drinks who's in some ways in a better financial position than me. Like he's making...

I'm sorry, buying a what now? Drinks? I'm sorry. Did I mishear that? I was understand. Couldn't be out spending $100, just having fun, buying another guy,

drinks who's in some ways in a better financial position than me. Like he's making less money, but he also doesn't have any debt. Right. And his expenses are really low, too. So you could argue it's like, you could argue he's making way more money than you then. Jerry, that's how making money works. Argue that you're buying friends again, Jerry.

Yeah. He's buying some dude drinks. Me stuff. But it's like, no, because he was hesitant. He's like, oh, I don't want to pay like $20 for a drink. I'm like, bro, I got you. Get whatever you want. I'll buy it.

Yeah, yeah. Because when I take a woman out, I'm a buy. I heard of stuff too. That makes more sense. She has pussy. If I buy you this drink, can I smell your finger? I mean, right. It makes more sense to buy a woman a drink because she can possibly repay you.

I love when a dude takes me out. This guy, this guy a month or so ago, maybe two months ago, we went out to Grand Hacienda. And I mean, the meal is only like my meal is like $15 probably. But he paid for it. And it felt so good. I'm like, I love when somebody takes me out and pays for me to eat. I love it.

It just feels good. Like this is a different side of cherry. I've not heard of this side of cherry. Because you eat peanut butter, honey and beans. I've never heard this side of cherry before. This is wild. You want guys that start taking them out? He wants to take out guys.

He just wants free shit. Well, remember he said he liked buying the other guy drinks. There were 20 bucks. That's sugar. Yeah, but he's complaining about it too. Well, that's true. That's a good point. So let's fast forward to dating in 2026 is wrecking me.

I still won't quit. Is the name of it. of this video. This is how it starts off. Dating in 2026 is absolutely wrecking me, but I still won't quit. I have the, what you could

call an asset or a liability that I know how awesome dating can be and I'm not going to give up on having the relationship I want, the family I want, the life I want. I'm just not going to quit. I don't care how difficult it is.

So it's destroying him tearing him apart. You can tell about the AI image you put behind him. It's breaking his heart what's happening. And he goes through the same thing that all these guys go through when they're just dating all these women who are standing them up or letting them down. The one yesterday was the title she canceled again, seven minutes before our date. Here are the text. And it's just like it leaves me questioning everybody and everything. Like is there any decent woman out there? Is there a decent woman out there? Because I can tell you, Jerry's a decent guy.

Jerry deserves better. And I think that he's going to prove that when he talks about the scoreboard here. There are decent men. I've had at least 30 dates this year. At least I've had at least 40 dates scheduled this year. And I've canceled two of them. The women have canceled at least 10 of them. And arrived late for a significant portion.

I've not been late for a significant portion. for any of the dates. And I've shown up or been ready to show up at 38 out of 40 times. I bet he's obnoxiously early. Who's keeping score? Oh, I know.

Like my mom. Her mom will text me 50 minutes. I'm already at the rest of it. I'm like, I know. I was sure you would be. And I bet he lets you know exactly how late you are. Oh, for sure.

Dude. What does this have to do with anything? That's what I'm saying. He's like a lawyer pleading. his case, I don't know what the case is or what the trial is. And they stole my couch cushions. Like, all right, but it's right of publicity. It's white of publicity, idiots. He cares. All right. So, speaking of that, we could see from that last shot, I haven't seen much of his house. But I think that's enough for us to know that it would not be a welcoming feeling to be in his home.

No. Well, I don't want to give anything away, but there's a guy who lives two blocks from him who's been texting me. Is it Ava? It's not Avila. I live in Portland. Okay. This is down in the St. Pete's area, Tampa area. And whatever. It's not a great house.

Not the point. I'm sure it's a lovely neighborhood. The guy who texts to me is very wealthy. It does very well. So I'm sure it's a wonderful neighborhood. The house is not a place where women would go and be excited about the guy. And yes, you could tell that just from the paint on the window. And that he chose that spot.

That was the spot with a stupid YouTube trophy behind. Best spot in the house. All right. Jerry's making the righteous bucks and he's bragging about it. I'm happy for him. I'm grateful in last week I've made like $1,000 on Jerry Banfield.com, which is awesome when I started from scratch and just built this new website on Jerry Banfield.com. I'm super grateful for those of you that are on the leaderboard supporting me that are joining the chat. I've got dating coaching that I've just started offering now.

You know, you don't have to say thank you, Jerry. honestly I don't need a kickback I don't need a tag I don't need a pat on the back I'm happy for him he's making some money it's good Jerry Banfield.com

fucking ungrateful bastard he's not as bad as Ron Berman that's true yeah that's true he hasn't reached around the waiter level yet but the greatest validation and we'll get it later with O.B.2 is that these women

he dates end up becoming fans of WATP because they search his name I love that I love that we should definitely have like an episode someday. We just do a roundtable discussion. A roundtable discussion about one specific

character of the dabbleverse. This is an interesting idea. I should explore this. What could possibly I go wrong? All right. So Jerry is wrecked by the queen. Brings her up every fucking stream. A lot of us go around thinking,

oh, I'm so abundant. I am so grateful. But then let's see what happens when you date. Let's see what happens when you date a woman like the queen that I said I dated and said that story a bunch of times. And that's on my Jerry Banfield channel in my vlogs. And I listened back to the voice memos. I sent her such scarcity mindset. You know, crying that I don't want to go back to trying to date somebody, which I see why I don't want to do more of this.

He goes back and re listens to his voice memos to her. like you gotta move on man it's over don't worry about her she her pussy stinks tell yourself whatever you need to think and move on it's wild

that is wild that's not good that's healthy what do you hope to achieve by doing that he's just Christ he just makes himself upset yes addiction

he's addicted to feeling bad or jealous or I don't know whatever it is and his own voice yeah hey ask Quad or chat GPT if you'd be

re-listing to the voice memos you left as a queen. That sounds healthy. Go for it, Jer. Do you have any of her hair that's still in your house? Maybe they ended up on the couch? Probably. He's building a dummy.

Use it as dental floss. While you cry. Now, here's the thing. I don't know that Jerry's doing the research. I don't think he's putting in enough work to figure out how to date in 26 and make this work for himself. Then when you keep dating like this, I've read so many dating books.

I just finished Bobby Rios, The Invisible Game. I read Models by Mark Manson. I read Neil Strauss is the game. I read No More Mr. Nice Guy. And I've read a few others. It's not you, you know, you don't suck its dating or something like that. I've read books on how to text women.

I've watched hours and hours of videos. Yeah. How's it working out for you, Jerry? I've read books and how to text women. It's unbelievable. Like, if I want to learn chess, like you brought over some books. Like, here, if you want to learn how to play chess, like, read these books, I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't know intuitively how to play chess. We were like a guy in the world who talked to people. I don't have to read a book about how to text other people.

Well, this says a lot about Jerry. Yeah. This actually says it all. Yes. Well, let me ask you, Chris, do you think? he really read them or he thinks it's just cool to come off as someone who is trying so hard.

No, because he can't stop texting these fucking women. Yeah, he's always trying out new techniques. Like, he's talking about Bobby Rio and he's talking about Owen Cook the other day. Like he, because we were watching the Owen Cook stuff. You're like, oh yeah, he is trying to put this into practice where he's trying to be interesting

and say on a particular things on a date and he's practicing with that chick who's working at the sober bar, the bartender. He's like bragging about how he getting her engaged in a conversation when he was the only customer there. Imagine that. I got to go cut live to the back or something. If it was Jerry,

she still wouldn't talk to him. But my shirt says Jerry Banfield. That's right. He wasn't wearing a Jerry Bantlech shirt, which Owen Cook would probably approve of. Yeah. He'd probably be like, yeah, that's cool, man.

Got my tops. Then he is, yeah, he's reading those books and that's much sad. Yeah. Dude, he is putting in the time. He's putting in the money. I've spent this earlier. I've spent $10,000 on matchmaking,

dating coaching, dating apps, and paying for like everything for every woman I go out with. I studied a hundred dating videos so you can skip the nonsense. I mean, this video, the hardest video I've made all year, four-hour live stream. I'm putting

a ridiculous amount of work to dating. Good news. His value is time or money. So none of this matters. Do less. Jerry, do less. Yeah. Less is more on this one, buddy.

It works for me. Right. He's trying too hard. Yeah. Come off as a try hard there, Jerry. Which is funny because he even talks about how he's like, there's 14 women I'm texting with right now, which is the only thing is keeping me from texting the same woman over and over again.

That's the only way it could stop himself from becoming obsessive. Which is what happened with the queen. Yes. Yeah, he's still very confused. At this point, I just feel confused. Because you hear people say, just be yourself. That doesn't seem to work. But then the problem is I'm looking for an outlier.

In theory, a woman that'll make a great partner with me, I can just be myself. Right. But then the queen that I went out with, she says, I want a guy that's authentic and doesn't play games. So I'm authentic. Don't play games. What does she do? She pulls away. It's too much.

She's too much pressure. And then she starts playing games with me. She'll take 10 hours plus to respond to text message when she's not busy. And then she'll tell me I'm not playing games. What do you call that when you had time to edit videos for hours, but you didn't have time to send me a message? You don't call that playing games? Because I call that playing games.

She doesn't like you. Yeah, and she's doing something. Playing games would be like, oh, I'm fording with this guy or something. The queen doesn't like this guy. Right. She's been. It's not a game. Up front about it.

Right. You're a manipulative liar who doesn't take no for an answer. Oh, you better things to do than text me back? Yeah. Everything takes priority over texting you back. Everything in my life. Yeah. And if he knows that she's editing videos, she was honest about it.

Well, right. So he's like, why have you texting me back? She's like, I'm editing videos. Yeah. That's what I do for a living. Got to concentrate, get in the zone. No, no, no, no. You should be texting me back.

Fine. Jacques in the chat just said that he needs a leader. he shouldn't be allowed to make decisions for himself. And I think Jacques is right. He's like a pack animal who left to his own devices. It's like, oh, no, this doesn't work for you. You need to be under some kind of strict supervision and obeying and everything will work out because you on your own is dangerous.

It's not going well. And I think he found the solution. I'm going to, I hope he sees this clip. I think I found the solution for Jerry. He's someone upon himself, but he's not really grasping it. This is what's going to solve it. solve all his problems. If one of my boys text me, I don't sit around thinking how long should I wait to respond to

this fella. If one of my boys texts me like, hey, are we playing tennis tomorrow? I'll get my phone out big. Yeah, I'm playing tennis tomorrow. Yep. Hey, you're going to be at the AA meeting later? Either yes, no, or I'll let you know. I don't have to play games messaging my boys.

But for some reason, it doesn't seem like I can date women without playing games. Remember when Jerry was saying he was attracted to men? Yeah. And there were certain men that he was attracted to at yoga. and stuff like that. Yeah. Let's go gay. Yeah. Just fuck dudes, man.

Sounds like it's way easier. There's no games. Sounds like that's where it's heading. Yeah. It sounds like it just feels right. It does, doesn't it? You want to play video games or fuck? Why not both?

I like this guy. We can do that. Yeah, your whole life, you could just be doing that. It's unbelievable. All right. I have one more clip out of here. Hopefully I just had a breakthrough for our buddy Jerry. You can still call them the queen.

I think, Jerry's going to fall in love with you for saying that. I'll go on one date, but he has to pay. So this is a total projection here for our buddy Jerry. And I was watching one of these losers on YouTube that seems to make a lot of money with his dating videos. But the actual stuff he says and he does is pathetic. And there's no evidence he's ever had a happy relationship in his life. You don't see the irony here, Jerry, as you do a dating advice channel and charge a thousand bucks a month for dating advice.

There's no evidence he's ever had a happy relationship in his life. That's hilarious. One time he was happy, the other person was miserable. Yeah, some of these losers think they know how to tell you how to date. Some of them do, that's true. The great Jerry Banfield. I know people think that I'm all over, Jerry. There's so much kind of coming out.

If you see things that I need to see, please don't know my way. because it's a lot. It is a lot. It's a lot to go through. And I try to watch it. But, you know, I also have to pay attention to who Mersh is getting fired. So there's a lot going on in my life, too, believe it or not. Yeah, not only does he put out so many fucking videos, but he's exhausting to watch.

Yeah, it's a lot. And it's like those cops that have to work in the violent crimes unit, like you get desensitized. You don't realize how crazy it is when you watch it for hours on us. That's true. I do need help with that kind of stuff. yesterday I spent way too much time watching Amy Poeher

talked to Rosie O'Donnell I'm sorry I've been a lot going on in my life guys people think that being a podcaster is easy I was texting with Drew people think we don't have a job I'm watching fucking Rosie O'Donnell talk to Amy Polar for an hour

and 15 minutes what did you do today at your job probably a lot more fun shit than that I would imagine that sounds like detention right anyway any help you guys can

can give with We all became J.D. Harmeyer. Right. Yeah. I thought it'd be fun to watch the view every day. It's not. It's a reason he always looked so miserable and couldn't talk. Opie time.

I mentioned this a little bit earlier. There was a guy. So Opie, when he was unleashed in New York City, he would go down to the Gentleman Memorial, the Strawberry Fields, and there was a guy like playing guitar. It would be obnoxious to him and request things.

and not give him any money and getting his face. And eventually, this guy ended up at Gebhart. It'll be brought him in. Like, hey, play some songs. The guy didn't know the words of the songs. You know the guitar parts. It was crazy how bad this guy was at guitar. But they were buddies.

He was going to be Opie's next mustard, if you know, Opie and Anthony, the homeless mustard saga. So, haste freely, our friend who sends me notes about Opie from time to time, sent this into us. I was talking about, um, Seems like Opie might have turned on his buddy who's performing Beatles songs. We have a mango lady that has set up at Strawberry Fields. One of my favorite places to just hang out in New York City.

If I'm bored, I'll just sit on a fucking bench, listen to some guy do Beatles songs badly. People watch. We just know a guy who do Beatles songs badly. This guys was Michael G. Potter. And that was Opie's friend. We originally harassed. And then brought together about two or three times. if I'm not mistaken.

We saw him there a lot. I'll edit some videos every once a while. And there's a mango lady there. And I went up to her, I go, yeah, none of us wants you here. Because it's kind of a special place. And now all you hear is, mango, mango, mango, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Mango. Question for you.

Adam. Yeah. Do you ever remember Opie treating that like a special place? They shouldn't be obnoxious to people who are there? No. No. No. And she's providing a service.

What are you doing, O'B? Opie was there filming, yelling at tourists. Yeah. Screwing up their photos. Never buying anything, never tipping, never contributing anything. Only taking. Doing the hilarious. You're in my shot bit.

Love that. I know. I missed that one. We should bring it back. And we gave him shit for this when he first brought that guy on because like you're booking the Opie radio show and going to strawberry fields and picking up a busker from there is like the most basic.

It's like going to Times Square. It's such a touristy, like someone's going to be there playing. They're always taking pictures of the little Lenin thing. Like, it shows you, like, are willing to do no research and put no thought into booking guests. You went to the most obvious place, pick the most obvious

guy, and then are surprised that he was in camera ready. Oh, mango, maco, make, maco, maco, maco, back, go. Sorry, Rob. I go, no one wants you here. And trust me, I've told her. What an asshole.

What an absolute asshole. A guy that people need to tell Opie, no one wants you here all the time. And yet he feels entitled to be like, oh, I'm going to let you know something. We don't want you here. He's Ebenezer Scrooge. This woman went there because there's always people there, especially during the day, there are tourists and unemployed people like you. So while you're sitting there doing your.

editing, she's going to sell you some mango. Maybe buy one instead of chase her away. All right. If you guys remember, we broke the news that Opie and Maddieo from Gephard's beer culture were on the outs. And Opie was no longer invited to do podcasts from Gebhart's. That was many months ago. Opie, of course, is in, you know, the, he's on Long Island during the summertime, so he's not in Manhattan, but usually he would go back and hang out with his buddies a few times throughout the summer that has not happened. And so Tyler here sent me in some of the recent reviews that are happening on Gebhard's Facebook page or probably his, their Google page.

Great New York City Pub, craft beers and food were excellent. I used to go here after work, but often, but stopped because some strange guys were filming a podcast in the place and would yell at pedestrians walking by and it made me feel uncomfortable. I didn't see they aren't there anymore. There's another one. There was a crazed, washed-up radio guy doing obnoxious Eddie Better Impressions. And then he launched into singing a TOTY song, Painful. It doesn't seem like a positive review.

One star. Here's another one from Tim. Oh, Gebbhardz. I was in the area and was trying to find this place. Never found it, though. For some reason, I was thinking it was called Gepfarts. Good job, Obster. God, Matt, you used to get annoyed with that.

too. He's like, can you just say the name of the place? Can I tell you? You're getting me one-star reviews. Yeah. Ricky Julian was one-star. Wasn't a fan of Opie doing a podcast there. He was creepy, leering

at my girlfriend, very rude person. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't encourage this behavior, but it's kind of funny. This is three years ago. Sean says, this would be a great spot if it weren't for the weird dude constantly podcasting with his

Mr. microphone. Just odd. Great selection, though. I mean, I don't know if all, I don't know if all these are jokes or not. some of them could be real right I think so I think so too I can see someone showed up there and be like

what is going on over here this guy's just screaming to a Mr. microphone it's very annoying great beer selection then yeah it is I've been there before okay so let's remind everyone what happened on Fridays FU Friday where it's usually Opie

with Tony and Ron sometimes that Eric Marino shows up he is poisoned for the show. But let's remember what happened. We played this on the most recent WATP, but it's going to set up what happens this week. Opie is not happy with his buddy Tony P. And Ron sees an opportunity to really revel in Tony's downfall. Yeah, Long Island got a tornado yesterday. And guess what, Opie? You live on Long Island. I sure know. Your Wi-Fi's never been better.

And never been better, right? Tony didn't get a tornado and no Wi-Fi. Can I let me read my text? So actually, he wrote me at 12.30 at night. I mean, I'm asleep by 1230. What's the difference? You're out. I'm no, I'm no alcoholic drinking beers on a Thursday.

I'm asleep like a normal person. I'm not some raging alcoholic drinking beer after beer after beer. online wondering what everyone's saying about me. That's fucking crazy. God damn. You're fueling Emily's fire with this shit, Opie. Just say you're not doing this. It doesn't sound like you're online or whatever one's saying about you and messaging Emily all day long while getting wasted.

Maybe that's the truth. He might be right. Yeah. I mean, the way that Opie say this is like, sounds like you're doing all those things, but okay. Makes a lot of sense. It does. Tony P. writes,

Hey, the service is shoddy down here. I don't know if I'm going to be able to broadcast in the AM. I go, okay, let me know if it's better. That was like when I woke up this morning. He goes, yeah, no good. The weather knocked out the Wi-Fi down here. Oh, he's in AC. Wait, he was going to try to pop on from AC.

Wait, how does AC lose Wi-Fi? Get out of here. Come out, come out. So I know Tony Pete today is what I'm trying to say, which is which is all right man i got that i got all reliable with me all reliable uh rand the waiter wait a minute so you're telling me the casino has bad Wi-Fi oh yeah i don't think so i don't think so either that means because you know not making money now anybody has good Wi-Fi it's a casino Ron's retarded because Wi-Fi is not internet.

Wi-Fi is a different part of that. And Wi-Fi is divvied up. There's parts that are for the casino, for the business, for the hotel. There's parts that are for the customers, people who are staying there. And you see it when you scroll through the different networks that are available. And there are ones that are locked down that you can't get to. And then there are ones that are available to guests. And you can hop on that.

And Ron is so poor. that he doesn't know that Wi-Fi is oftentimes very shoddy in hotel rooms, especially upload. They don't give a fuck about your upload speed when you're in a hotel room. Especially casinos. Especially casinos. They want you down on the floor, gambling, not in your hotel room. Podcasting.

Live streaming. Live streaming. Right. Tony. Story. Tony, my God. You should have just said, Tony, you should have just said you had the lettuce explosive diarrhea. I would have bought that.

Let's just do a whole show where we make fun of Tony. Like the casinos in AC, aren't they giant cement structures? They got fine. You lose power. You lose money. Those fucking slots are not shutting down. They have backup Wi-Fi. They have generators.

If anybody can survive a storm, it's the casino. So that's what happened on Friday. They go on and on about how Tony P was obviously lying. And I defended Tony P. Because you could actually, if Tony P were an intelligent guy, you could go into your room, knowing that you have to get up at 545am the next day and hop on a stream with Opie. And you could check the upload speed. You can just be like, oh, how's the Wi-Fi in this room?

And you can see it's like, oh, this is garbage. I'm getting 2.1 up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is not reliable. We're not going to be able to do it. this. And you could message Opie and say, yeah, I'm not going to be able to do the thing. Fast forward to

this week. And on the 24th, Monday, Tony joins the show. And Opie, of course, has to explain that Tony P. was lying. It was the worst weekend ever, bro. From the second I left my house,

it was horrible. Why was it the worst weekend ever, man? I'm cracking up. I'm with Tony P. This is the Opie Unpiltered podcast. And already Tony P's got me laughing because we gave him an old-fashioned beating on Friday. So I'm calling Tony, uh, Wi-Fi Tony today because he was supposed to do the, uh, you know, the podcast. We love our Fridays. We love our FU Friday podcast, but Tony, uh, canceled last minute. And then it turns out that, uh, he was blaming Wi-Fi. And I know you were down in,

uh, Atlantic City, like headlining a show. They're giant concrete buildings that they're not going to lose their Wi-Fi. None of these people know what the fuck they're talking about. Anthony's here. Anthony commented on this. We're going to get into that momentarily. But Anthony Coombe says, what is Ryan even talking about? He's no clue what anything works.

And Opie never stays in a hotel. He grubs off people he knows. Yeah, these guys understand that, like, Wi-Fi can be pretty fucking shoddy in a hotel room. It's having to me many times. It's annoying. I'd rather pay a premium to get a decent Wi-Fi connection in my room. Why do they care whether you could stream with opiates? They have or not.

They don't. The workout is not concerned about that. So dumb. But it did turn out the Tony P was lying. That was an excuse that he came up with. And so they'd already hash this out before this episode. And Opieus to start the show by being like, hey, man, why'd you call in sick when you weren't sick? And like, Tony P, he's nice enough.

He's going along with it. What he should say is like, I don't even fucking work for you, man. I couldn't be there on Friday. I don't know what to tell you. Go fuck yourself. It'd be one thing if this was his employer. Hey, why weren't you there at work?

Ah, you're right. You caught me. I was out drinking. Whatever. Tony makes nothing from this. There's another guy, Kyle has been DMing with Tony. Sent me over all these DMs.

And Tony's a pretty laid back guy. He knows what this is all about. He knows what he's in for. And he goes along with it. But Anthony, if you haven't watched it, I think Stalin 19 put a clip out there. It might be on compound media on their YouTube page.

Anthony addressed this this week and explains, this is going to start the resentment. When Opie lays into someone, because it's like, hey, man, you got to answer for this thing you did. It's like, what the fuck are you? Right. I'm going to answer for a thing I did. It's such a shitty thing for another guy to tell another guy.

It's one thing if there's an employer-employee relationship. Totally understood. Right. I've had an answer for things that I fucked up at work, of course. But if you're just like helping a guy out because he just needs a third mic on Fridays, and the guy's like, hey, man, why the fuck did you say your Wi-Fi was shaky? I don't know, man, I didn't want to do the show. I'm here now.

What do you want to talk about? And there's also this thing of the guy who has the day off that everyone motherfucks. Yes. Because he's having more fun. Yeah, he's in Atlantic City that weekend. If anything, we should be like, oh, dude, you're in AC. All right, no worries, man. We got this.

Tell us some stories when you get back. Right. Yeah. Right and I will hold the fort down. Yeah. I got a lot of FUs. Don't you worry about that. Oh, I'm so angry at the cable company.

Burr. It's so stupid. So then Tony has to explain himself first thing. I had a shitty weekend, man. I had a shitty weekend all the way down there and it was terrible. Why was it terrible? You were headlining in Atlantic City. That's a big deal for a comedian.

I've been there before. And honestly, it was not the best of my husband. shows, let's say. Let's put it that way. All right. You know, one led it to the other and it was just a fucking avalanche of shit, bro. Right. I sat around. I should have left earlier. I sat around. My wife went to work. She's like, I'm going to

take half a day. All right. So by the time she gets home, by the time we get in the car, by the time we leave, it's 130, 1.45 in the afternoon. Oh, my God. That's the worst time to go to Atlantic City. Bro. Five hours it took me to get that. Five hours, right. Five hours. hours, we drove through the fucking what you were sitting through.

We drove through, we drove through tornadoes. We drove through. I don't even know how the fuck I got there, bro. He was headlining? Whatever. Who knows what he's talking about? But, okay. Jay Moore wanted to get on early and just go.

The fact that he had to explain himself to Opie again. Yeah. Where Opie could have just been cool and been like, dude, next time, You don't need an excuse. You can't make it. Just let me know. Give me a heads up. It's fine.

Whatever. You're volunteering and I appreciate that. Instead, it's like, so why didn't you come on if it wasn't Wi-Fi? What it was the issue? All right. Let me explain. This happened. That happened.

No, but look how happy Opie is that he had a miserable time. Yes. Oh, he's loving this. But Tony knew that and had to make everything he was doing miserable because he was having fun. Then he'd be a real asshole. I have it in my notes. The fact that you had a lie to Opie says more about Opie. Yep.

If, Adam, if you couldn't make it on a Wednesday, there's been like a, I don't know, two times in the last two years. You just tell me why. I'm never just like, what the fuck? You have a commitment to this shit. It's like, it's fine. I'll figure it out. I'm just going to be sitting in traffic the whole time being miserable.

There will be anything fun going on. There better be a tornado. Yeah. I swear to you, he, the only reason Tony picked this Wi-Fi excuse is because he truly thought it would be the only thing Opie would relate to. Because it's the one random fucking thing he complains about nonstop. I know there's concrete in Atlantic City, but there's good fiber optics in the Hamptons. I'm sure someone could figure it out.

He thought you would empathize. You talk about it all the time. Instead, he's had to go through Wi-Fi, traffic, fighting with the wife, a bad set, bad gambling. Like, it never ends. And none of it is a good enough excuse for him. None of it's good enough. I fucking went to the ATM one too many times. And then I was just defeated, bro.

What kind of gambling did you do down there? What's your poison? I was like fucking Chevy Chase in Vegas vacation, bro. I was counting people's fingers behind their back. I was playing everything and anything. How much did you lose? Too much. Too much to tell my wife what I lost.

When I think of my wife and I say like this, I say, she's like, how much did you let you don't want to know? That's why we have separate bank accounts. Oh, damn. She doesn't trust you in the gambling. I'm good when I'm not doing it. Right. So then you decided to double down and say, you know, fuck Opie. Fuck what he's trying to accomplish with him. You're like, I'm going to tell him that I have bad Wi-Fi in Atlantic City in one of these giant hotels.

Listen, man, it made for a good show on Friday and it's making for a great show today. Now you get the truth. The truth behind Tony. Oh, Opie, passive-aggressive douche. Oh, so you had a bad week as he said, fuck Opie. Is that what your thoughts were? It's not about you, Opie. He wanted to sleep in. I want to sleep it off a little bit. The real victim is Tony's wife here. Oh, that's when she's like, well, you lost a lot of money, but Opie pays you, right?

Yes. All right. So, Opie, you would think would just move out at this point. Like, all right, dude, I get it. You had a tough weekend. Nothing went your way. No worries. We'll get you this Friday.

No, no, no, no. Opie has to keep pushing it. and keep hammering Tony. Let me know. It's not cool. Well, what? You just didn't feel like performing for the big show? Bro, I got the bed at like 2.30 in the morning.

You think I was going to wake up and then want to see Ron's fucking this? I don't want to hear that shit in the morning. No. All right. Props to Tony. I think him racking on Ron is a smart move. We all think that Ron's obnoxious at this point and I'm grateful. So very funny that he starts ragging out of him.

I fucking had sex with my wife. wife, I went to bed. Right. And, you know, I licked my wounds. Got up and came home. I think people like, Who are the wounds from the sex? That's how he likes it.

Yeah. Do you notice the Venmo Ronnie scrolling down the bottom? Oh, no. Is it doing that again? He didn't update it? Venmo Ronnie. My wounds. Got up and came home.

I think people like the inside stuff. So we gave you an old-fashioned beating on Friday. And then God bless Tony. He writes me, he writes me hold on, hold on, sorry, sorry, sorry. All right, but we can talk about Friday and Monday. I just had a horrible Thursday and didn't want to deal with anything on Friday morning.

What a lame excuse. Of course, casinos don't lose Wi-Fi. Love you, bud. Hope you understand. Yeah, bro. And this is what I wrote. This is why I'm the greatest. This is what I wrote, Tony.

this is the real being, not the horseshit that people are trying to throw at you. I go, oh, wait. You deleted it. I didn't delete shit. Did you go, did you make it disappear? No, I didn't know. Where's the evidence of a great guy? I can't find it anywhere.

What are the chances? What? I can't check my message just because I'm on my phone. Oh, here it is. Here it is. I go, bro, we are good. I was just having fun with it. you've done so much for me. Enjoy your weekend.

I'd let you off the hook there, Tony, so you can enjoy your weekend. You did let me off the hook. Why wouldn't you let me off the hook? Because I'm a nice guy. Like, the horseshit that these idiots are trying to portray and push forward are ridiculous. Zero nice guys yell, I'm a nice guy. Zero of them.

There's never been a nice guy. It's to explain to you they're a nice guy. And the fact that Tony Pete's like, yeah, why wouldn't you let me have to hook? What do you get a fucking drag up? dragging me down more? I've had a tough week and I told you that. What role should you play in this?

And you let Ron pile on, you fucking asshole? Right. And he's like, see what a great guy I am? We need to go back and read the text messages. Yeah, why?

I mean, you can just summarize, like, oh, we had a back and forth. He explained it. Whatever, we're good. No. Here's the evidence. Here's the exact thing that I wrote to him,

which proves that I'm in the right and Tony P., who should be groveling right now. I let him off the hook. There's something so stuttering, John, about making the person sit there and wait while you pull up this text to embarrass them. No, no, no, you sit there in silence. And the only thing worse than that was when he made him sit there in silence while he pulled up the text that he said nice things about him. See what a nice guy I am.

You're going to sit there and wait. Yeah, if you ever watch this Anthony video, he reluctantly talked about this. It's, again, like, Opie. He doesn't want to be the boss. He said that all the time. I don't want to be the boss. but this is what he does. This is how he is the boss and the asshole.

It's the only thing he knows how to do, how to live his life. You understand how much he thinks of himself that he said, I'm going to let you off the hook so you don't have to, so you can enjoy your weekend. Because if I didn't, you'd be worried about my feelings all weekend long. Your wife and kids would be like,

Opie, what's wrong? And it would be like stuttering John when Howard and him weren't cool and he's freaking out. I think Ron's going to be just fine. But this is, going to start the resentment, as Anthony was talking about. Like, when someone treats you like this? Yeah. Like, they can control your weekend and they get to determine whether or not you

have a good weekend or not. It's like, oh, fuck you, man. I actually control that myself. Listen. And the, I mean, how good is Obie's pussy is my point. How good could it be? Defense also, in the year that we've been doing this, this is the first time I've ever canceled. I've been canceled on a few times, a number of times, sometimes by you, sometimes by Ron. Wow. Good for you, Tony P. Yeah, I never canceled on you once. You cancel on me.

We know this about Opie. He doesn't give a fuck about all the people's time. He let Cardiff hang there and Rocco, these guys who are way more talented than him, who bring in way bigger audiences. And he treated him like, shit. And he doesn't give a fuck. Look at his little face right there. Tony's like, yeah, man.

I can't send you one fucking time in two years. Cancel on me all the time. That's because I'm the boss. You tell me to my face that we could all be making millions if you just snapped your fingers, but you're choosing not to. That was true. He has said that. That's right.

I ended up here by people cancel it. That's true. That's true. And, you know, people are already asking, where's Ron? Ron is like, you know, Anthony Coomia is giving Ron the waiter a beating. And Ron is butt hurt again. And he needs a day. He needs a day to breathe after the beating Anthony Coley gave him.

Man, he needs a little bit of time. Hutt to recover from that lick his wounds. He's licking his wounds. He'll be back to him. Hopefully, I don't know, though, man. I think I made him watch that. He texted me. He says, oh, I think, you know, I think they're talking about us.

I think Anthony's talking about it. And I was like, okay. And then I said, you got, you know, he's talked for about 45 minutes. And he, I think he went and watched it. I don't know. Why would you watch that horses shit? I know people talk about me. I don't watch the garbage.

You choose what you want and want to bring it to your life. Correct. What's your wife's name with your phone there, Adam? People talk mad shit about me, but were you just predicting that in the future? Did you change it after you guys got married? No, that's my drug dealer. If it was my wife, it would say the queen. Smart.

Why would I click on any of it? That's stupid. Listen, you understand. I was forced. Do you understand? My weekend didn't end. I don't want to say I was part. But yeah, I didn't show up on Friday morning, right?

Do you know what I was doing Friday afternoon on the ride home? Hope he's not going to like this. Listen to this. I think they didn't have to drive. But on the ride home, because my wife was driving. Yeah. The driver always gets to listen to what they want to listen to. Yeah.

I had to listen to both episodes of fucking Anthony, Jim, Jim, Jim and Anthony, whatever the fuck you want to fall those two, bro. Ooh. You're fired. Totally. My wife wanted to listen to the Anthony and Jim show, Valblon, Patreon.com, Anthony Coombe and Jim Norton. And look at Opie. Oh, boy.

He looks like he already stretched the collar out, but he wanted to do one of these. Wait, your wife is listening? My wife listens to this shit. Yeah, his wife and tons of other people who used to love the Opie and Anthony show. Opie just shifted to high-pitch Opie. Zoiks. She's like, I can't. Why is she going to listen to me?

You know what I mean? Oh, God forbid you fucking listen to your husband. God forbid you support your husband. Wait, your wife has to know that the guy you do the Opion Filted podcast with twice a week hates those guys. And she is listening to that and brought you on the way home from Atlantic City. Look, I just got a text. Don't bad mouth Anthony and Jim. Oh, shut up.

She's listening from downstairs, bro. That's hilarious. She is team Anthony and Jim this one. I like her. She should come out to WATP sometime. If Tony's making this up, I'll go to his next dozen shows.

Yeah, me too. That's great. Oh, she just texted you. She just texted me. She just texted me. You're on punishment. This is what you get for not inviting us out to the Hamptons.

Well, no, I'm not inviting you here. I'm not inviting any any... That's what I'm saying. I'm not inviting any... Jim and Anthony fans. out here. Tell your wife to go screw. Go enjoy people I hate. I don't think you invited them even before you knew that. Yeah. The invite was never there. She's trying to, maybe she's trying to get invite to North Carolina. I don't know. I don't invite anyone with a good sense of smell.

My wife's been out of the house for seven years. She likes shooting guns. I, what do you want me to tell you? What's in North Carolina? Didn't you move down? there or something like that? He don't, one of those guys don't live up here. I watch this. This is funny

because Opie does a, he acts like at first he doesn't know where Anthony moved to. So he's doing one of those like, ah, wait, where did he do? But really he's trying to think

of an insult. Is he looking at the ceiling? No, you'll see that what he's really thinking of as an insult for Anthony. He says the line too. He's such bad acting. He mumbles it.

Well, it's in North Carolina. North Carolina. He can't even. Yeah. Oh, dude. Rocks like opi is so livid This is he thought he's gonna go on to just pile on Tony Pee You motherfucker, you lied to me, you weren't here

Instead Tony P is just like yeah Well my wife's a big fan of Anthony and Jim We listen to the whole way home Down there or something like that? You don't know one of those guys don't live up here I think he moved to uh I think he moved to South Carolina Where they're a little more lax on the age restrictions

Well nice Nailed it stuck the landing there, Opie, good job. And quick, too. Okay. Bro, you're in hell, man. Your wife's doing that to you, man. Oh, my. Yeah. Sounds all right. She sounds like pretty funny. He has a sense of humor. Isn't deceased. Opie has admitted that those guys pushed him aside at his own show. It was Anthony

and Jim that were running Opie and Anthony for years. And I was like, oh, that must suck. You mean the show that you used to be on? It's probably pretty good, right? Made you a lot of money. So this is more about Mrs. Tony. He says, Tony, you're living in hell. You're living in hell. I don't think it's really

Tony he was talking about. Yeah, I think you're right about that. A girl who understands guys. Hey, hey, to Tony's wife, is this funnier than Jim and Anthony? Is it funny? Is it funny? Waking me up at 14.15 in the morning? The sink is off on these, so I apologize for that. But this is Opie again. Remember years ago, he called a show.

He's like, what's funnier than this show? Oh, yeah. Can you anyone name something that's funnier than this show? And it gave Anthony a great segment. It was just like, 9-11. It's funnier than the Opie radio shot. Just going through all the different examples of things that are funnier. Shindler's list.

Yeah, the fact that Opie comes out and just goes, oh, really, Mrs. Toney? Are they funnier than this show? It's like, there's no jokes at this show. You've been berating your co-host. Yeah. Her husband. For like three days now.

Yeah, what are you talking about? I was sleeping. I get walking up like, ha, I'm concerned. I think she's crying. I look over and she's chuckling. Was the show funny, at least? I literally... I chuckled once in two episodes.

I chuckled once. Like I said, it wasn't terrible. Two episodes. These guys are supposed to be gods of radio, and you only chuckled once, and you're a comedian? He's saying, is he better than me? he's leading the witness too.

Yeah. It wasn't funny, right? Your wife didn't like it about. Oh, she was laughing, but you weren't laughing, right? Oh, you're laughing once? How many chuckles? Count the chuckles. I guess so, bro.

Like I said, I mean, I'm not going to rip on them because I don't think it was horrible, but just not like a cup of coffee. You know what I mean? If I go, if an ice cream, I like vanilla with chocolate chips. I don't like chocolate with chocolate chips. Just church and channel. All right. All right.

Well, I don't. I mean, I'm assuming you chuckled over something. that was just some dumb sexual debauchery thing because that's all Jimmy really has so oh boy Opie just did she come did she come just tell me she came yeah just just move on I'm assuming you chuckled because it was just like

I don't shock jockey right probably just said something outrageous that caught you by surprise but they're not funny right they never said anything witty on their show she laughed but she didn't like enjoy it right she didn't mean it she's faking it she was faking the laugh It's insane.

We'd assume that's what it was. They were talking about cocklings, but then it's like I have my own experience with a cockering. I got left for a dude with a cockering. Why would you do that? I don't know. I got pretty little grossed out because he was talking to the dude that they were talking about. I don't know who it was Zach Amico, I think.

He was talking about how there's a gauge and like his cockering got bigger and bigger. And it's like, oh, my God, why we did you do that? That's wild, bro. You see, I want to heal myself. I know what my butthole's been through, so I want to put it in the sun and let it heal. I hear you. You know me?

Before I listen. I got to go all the way back because I just have to say it. Bon Jovi, you know, we showed him looking like one of the golden girls. Bon Jovi overrated. There you go. There you go. He's the living on a prayer. He's got the Cowboys song.

What else? There you go. Back to Opie radio. Thank God. That Bob Jovi doesn't have any hits, right? No. That's what everyone knows about Bon Jovi. Zero hits.

He sells out MSG once a month. Jim and Anthony was so boring that he's still bringing up the topic and he's still hung up on it and he still has thoughts about it that he wants to bring up to Opie. Yeah, he's like, oh, but you hated it, right? Actually, Zach and Miko was the gas. What Zankhamiko is talking about, this is wild. You heard of cock rings, right?

So what he's doing, all right, anyway, Bon Jovi stinks. Okay, moving on. And he has to play the same game that Opie does. I don't know who it was, Zach Mcke. Right, yeah, exactly who it was. That's exactly what it was. All right. I have a couple more clips here.

The sink is still off. This is something we did not know about what Opie does with his house when he's not there. So Opie's there three months out of the year. And when he's not there, someone else is hanging out. I mean, I don't get bit with the sliding door open usually, but I don't know. I am so done with mosquito bite. So done. That's one thing I'm not going to miss when I leave this place and hand over the house to my brother.

So they just fucking beat the shit out of you. So your brother stays out there for the rest of the year. Or you just come here. And then we come out a lot too. but yeah, why not? You know, let someone else enjoy this fucking place. Hell yeah, man. You're absolutely correct, bro.

Did you know that? Obie's brother lives in the house when he's not there? That's weird, right? I was going to ask you guys, because if it's not a known thing, then I think he fucked up what he said and he was covering for it. I think the house goes to the brother and he's out of there because he's like, when I am out of here,

no more mosquitoes. When I hand over those keys to my brother, and then he looked to the left, and then he just went on with that. I didn't know if you guys were going to be like, no, that's what he does every year. I've never heard it. Never heard that. In fact, he talks about having to drive to the house to check on things.

He goes in January sometimes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He brings doggy with them. If there's a brother living there, he wouldn't have to do that. He could just make a phone call. Yeah. But he's also the hero of this story because let's let someone else enjoy.

Yeah, right. Exactly. Because that's what we're here for. It's a good bag. I mean, he'd get material from that. Every time my brother comes, he leaves the towels, wet. We'd hear about it forever. He's nothing going on.

He's selling the place. Interesting. Oh, he should. Yeah, or something. Or he's giving it to his brother or he's not having it as an asset because of an upcoming something. He doesn't want. There's a million reasons.

None of them are good. All of them are interesting. All of them are interesting. His neighbors are going to have a fucking party. Yeah, they are. It's another Hughes? Fuck! Think about how many kids are going to drown, though.

All right, so this is wrapping things up. And fire. Thanks. Thanks for the fire. You also, uh, is that it? All you brought to my fucking show is mosquito bites on your toe? No, your wife. Does your wife go out with a friend's a lot?

No. Good stuff. Can you expand on that? That's all you brought was mosquito bites. Oh, wow. Uh, yeah. Anthony says his brother is definitely paying three quarters of the mortgage. I assume the place was,

paid off. Wow. If that's true, I mean, I know he's got a bunch of brothers. I don't know what his brother. I don't want to own the restaurant. I don't know what else is going out over there.

But are the Hughes brothers able to afford a place in the Hamptons? Maybe it's going to be a reality show, Hughes and the Hamptons. I like that. So again, I was saying someone's DMing Tony. I'm sure a lot of people are.

This guy, Kyle's sending me all these screenshots of. He's getting a little too close to the sun. We don't want to scare Tony off. But Tony, did send him a text. He goes, why does Carl not like me? And Tony, I don't dislike people. You know, I just make funny it because you're corny. I'm not very good on the show. Always high. Too stoned. I was just going to say way too stoned.

I thought we've seen your act, Tony, and we know that that's not your sense of humor when you're talking to Tony, and we prefer when you're just your authentic self instead of trying to please someone who is unpleasible and not going to bring out the best than you. He didn't ask about you, Adam. Good point. Good point. Well, I'm blocked. weird or is it gay? What will Larry say today? Is it gay? Welcome, Annie. Good to see you. Oh, hello.

We missed you last week. I heard you were at a wedding. Yes, it was my little sister's wedding in Colorado Springs. Colorado Springs? Did you hang out with Rocco at all? No, no. He was busy doing his show. Good. That's a professional. Yeah, smart. And Megan, welcome. Hello. Welcome to the show. Megan brings us a game each Wednesday called Is it Gay. and the way that is a gay works is we watch Aaron Imholt and he brings up a new story

some of that he's interested in talking about and he tries to crack wise, tries to make a joke about it. We'd to figure out whether or not that joke is going to be that the thing is gay or not because Aaron lacks creativity and loves calling things gay

like he's still in high school. So we do five rounds with one point each and then we have a final round with three points. We've determined whether it's gay or not. This is how round one is looking we'll listen to this up, and then Megan will tell us what we're trying to figure out is gay. Yeah, historically white. Thank you. Catboy Cammy.

That's what I was thinking of. Now, I don't know what a cat boy is. That's a short one, okay. I'm glad I was on top of that. Is the term cat boy gay, Adam? Here is. Carl. I'm going to say not gay.

Chris. Gay. Annie. Not gay. All right. We're split on this one. let's find out is it gay and don't say like oh sure Aaron you don't know what a cat boy I don't know what a cat boy is but it sounds gay so if you just hang it I don't overthink it

I know you're sweeping it this week well at least the pressure's off right last thing I got the first four sort of panicking by round five all right about love uh dp granny says aaron's the type of guy to reenact the civil war by packing a dude's ass like a cannon i mean it's kind of chad that i'm fucking dominating him is it gay to imply arin would reenact the civil war with anal annie uh yes chris i kind of say gay i'm gonna be mad when it's a misdirect Carl I'm going not gay again

I think this is a misdirect Adam once again I'm going gay all right but all right that's a weird you guys get a little too weird where it's like not an insult to me

anymore it's like so your brain just went there huh I like what he uses the word weird because that's the only other word he could use is there a third one Megan I know he says things are either gay weird or there's like one other thing right

There's a whole dictionary of words, but weird as an easy one to use. That is how dictionaries work. You got me there. Someone's getting their pay. Seathing is the other one. All right. All right. I'm back.

I'm on the board now. I'm back in it. Round three. Show. Like to people who can actually do it. And then they're like, drama, we did it. I'm like, dude, my audience hates drama.

They yell at me. lost 200 bucks this week. We're way short. We're not having a perfect week this week. I'm just desperate to hit the goal that we set. And I'm like my audience doesn't like this. I do it. They don't stick around. They don't give me money. They complain. I'm not doing it.

And they're like, you're not rolling it out right. You need to do emergency shows when MERS shit happens. I mean, do you understand that anyone who does that should probably kill themselves? Is it gay to do an emergency show on Breaking Mersh Drama?

Adam. Yes. I'm surprised I didn't do it this week, but yes. I'm going to say it's gay. It's like Jerry. It's just, it was just a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. A lot.

Chris. Gay. Annie. Gay. Like, do you understand that's the most pathetic, gayest thing you could ever do? It's an emergency drug. Oh. I was close.

My heart. So it's there going to be a new thing that he says? No, okay. Thank God. That was an easy one. By the way, this past Sunday, I did a show with Kaya at 1 p.m. Eastern. I don't know what I'm telling you the time. It doesn't matter. It's up there now.

It's on our YouTube channel. Or if you listen to the podcast, there's a minisone we put out two true crime podcasts for women to fall asleep to. Which can't be good for you. No. Cannot be good for you, right? It's disturbing. I slept this morning. I'm not even going to tell you my dreams.

I'll tell you afterwards. I slept this morning to the, dabble tube playlist that just kept running through the videos. I fell back back asleep. I was looking at the dabble tube. And so I'm dreaming about every fucking weirdo. Jesus Christ. And the Delaware's

get some help, man. My point is not good for you, is my point. Don't fall asleep to things like that. I used to rock the X-Files before bed. See, that's good, wholesome family fun. It is. That makes more sense to me. Round four. Like, I got a flower lily because I want to bloom two after a very traumatic relationship.

This one's a rose growing out of concrete because I feel like I'm the rose that grew from concrete because I, why? Because your parents cut you off of your rent money. Fucking chill, all right? Calm the fuck down. I got a Chinese symbol for freedom on my tailbone. Right. Do you read Chinese?

No. Can you see the tattoo? No. How do you know that's what it says? Because the guy I paid a shitload of money to told me. Is it gay to cover yourself in tattoos? Annie. No. Chris. Gay.

Carl. I'm going not gay. Adam. Okay. Right. So now Nancy Mace, so now at like 20, 25, 30, that's fucking cringe and gay. Nancy Mace is 48 and she's revealing to us. All right.

Cringe and gay. I was going to say cringe and gay. You, I know you were. I could see almost mouth that. credit. Okay. Whatever. Tattoo sand your body.

I don't know. I mean, if you're 50s, you're covered a tattoo, that's gay. It's like, well, how do you think that?

Okay. Round five. Coming up. All psychological with them. I know. Appreciate it. Watch Lemmy. Little Lemmy on Rumble.

Lemmy, if you're still here, go ahead and put your link in the chat. And she's on Hughesy's show. Lemmy, I got to say, what's going on. Your boy Hughes, he's lost his mind with all the sweeping he's been doing lately. You guys, he used to be like a neutral arbiter who would tell it like it is.

I got to say his... Does his place look really good? Like the floor is immaculate. Oz, come on. Get it. But he's either, he's either sweeping or I'll give him the benefit. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt because I like him. Maybe he just hasn't followed up on everything because he gets a lot of shit.

wrong and I hope he's not being bad faith in getting shit wrong to protect people he is it gay to protect people you want access to Adam no but we all know that hughesies a corporate chill carl um yeah he works for big ava I'm going to say that it is not gay Chris not gay Annie not gay not All right. We're all saying not gay on this one. Wants access to because that would be fucking gay. Oh, damn it.

Hughesie, you're so gay. All right. What are the scores, producer Chris? We're going into the final round. Carl, you got two. Adam has three. And he has one. And I have three.

Okay. So it's kind of anyone's game a little bit. This one's worth three points. And it's not just, is it gay? We're going to get multiple choice options once we hear the prompt. and it goes a little something like this. And flake hanging. See, like conditioner on my D says,

how's he doing the show with smudges on his glasses? I want to take these off. And clean them. And I, look, this is how paranoid I am. Johnny. You're going to clean them right now. Guess what, Johnny? You can see through them.

They're literally in front of your eyes. I can see just fine. Nobody needs to, this is one of those weird things where they can say it to you, but reality is quite literally staring you in the face. I just wiped off these glasses for no. reason. For no reason.

They look exactly the same as they did a second ago. They're so cute. These two suck so bad together. It's unbelievable. All right. The steel toe chat is having fun teasing Aaron about imperfections that do not exist, such as a stain on his shirt and bugger in his nose. Why would Aaron let his chat get to him over the little things?

We only have three choices for this. one. Okay, I guess you took the week off, that's fine. Yeah, you know, you know how it is. Go ahead. One, he's a gullible guy. Two, he wants their money. Or three, he's an honest streamer. Annie? Uh, honest streamer. Chris. Money. Carl. I'm going out of streamer on this one. Adam.

Honest streamer. Oh, fuck. I just made it. I can't. Can't win. Find out. Sparky Rose says shouldn't have told us that. Dude, I'm the most honest streamer in the game. Of course he is. I'm going to tell you all the secrets your favorite streamers won't tell you.

April's upstairs making candy to bacon. Fucking lie, asshole. Honest streamer. I don't want to have curl on my show because the fans don't want to hear it. Okay. That makes sense. His fans hate drama. That's not what they come to him for.

All right. So who wanted that? Adam. Adam. Adam is our big weiner. Let's hear it for Adam, everyone. Thanks everybody. That meant a lot.

It really did. This fucking soundboard. After doing this for free for so long, that's all I needed. I couldn't be more annoyed. It's funny, too, because both times I really wound up for it. Both times my soundboard didn't work.

All right. Jesus Christ. I know. Yeah, I bet that wouldn't happen if you won. Point to which one is the Fagg. Megan and producer Chris put together another edition of Gay Thoughts for us. Gay Thoughts by Aaron M. Holt, who's totally not gay.

I sang the walk with my dad at the Sawyer Brown concert. That's Faggy, right? That's gay. That was nice. My mom filmed it because she's gay. Who's so gay? Gay thoughts by Aaron M. Home. Well played. Fuck you, Vito. Hi, Vito.

Fuck, we're not waving at Vito right now, Megan. Fuck you, Vito. Hey, Vito. Check out my episode that I was with Vito on The Biggest Problem. Available now. All right, we got another game for us. The Opier Bird game number 34. I got a voicemail that shamed me.

Anyone else get voicemails that shame you and then you feel like you should probably play them on the show? Because you've been shamed? This is what it sounded like. Hey, Carl and crew. This is Vlad the exhaler. I have the bone to pick with Carl because he never tells us the link to find Simon's podcast. You remember Simon, Carl? The one who always brings the funny. His show used to be the worst ever podcast, but now it is called painstaking. Throw this man a link or a 1099 for God's sakes.

Please go to school tomorrow, and if working actor Adam Bush is with you, shield him from all harm using your prosthetic. seat call me back all right so i heard that voicemail and i was shame so i simon sent me over the game and i said hey what should i be promoting for you my friend he says my show is called painstaking search for an apple podcast spotify anywhere except i heart because their website is a pile of shit i changed the name from the worst ever but the feet is the same i only won half patty ccups so this is simon from painstaking the podcast with the opier bird game welcome friends i'm your I'm going to painstaking, and it's time to get a lift to Luzer Lane.

Here's round one of Opie or her. You're counting your fingers. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Time to register those votes. I'm going to Opie. What do you think, producer, Chris? Burr. Megan?

Burr. Annie. Opie. Adam. Opie. All right. Three Opie's, two burghers. Let's go.

And here's the answer. You're counting your fingers. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Now it makes sense. Ten blows to the head. Let's play. Round two. You know, you do these podcasts and then people take clips.

And then they just name, they rename it. And they just change what you're saying. Because they want to get clicks. Time to register those votes. Adam, what say you? Opie. Annie? Burr?

Megan. I'm going to go Burr. Mr. Chris? Burr. I'm also saying it's Bill Burr. Billy Boozehound on this one. And here's the answer. You know, you do these podcasts and then people take clips and then they just name, they rename it,

and they just change what you're saying because they want to get clicks. Bill Burr says you should vote for Carl on the creepoff.com. Yes. Let's play round three. So, anyway, hey, how you doing? How are you? Um, Jesus Christ. He looked like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.

And then when I said hello to him, he just lit up, smiled, and waved, and didn't say anything. Time to register those votes. Megan, what do you got? Bur. I'm taking the opster, Annie. I don't know Bur to have guests that often, but I'm going with fur. What do you think, Adam? Burr.

Bruce of Chris? And here's the answer. So, anyway, hey, how you doing? How are you? Jesus Christ. He looked like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders. And then when I said hello to him, he just lit up, smiled, and waved and didn't say anything. Maybe it's because fucking Bill Burr just said hello to him.

Let's play round four. I'm not like Pita, you know, where I'm throwing paint on fur coats or, or any of that garbage. You know, I appreciate a good animal. Time to register those votes. Annie, what do you got? Opie. Bruce or Chris? Opie.

Adam. Ope. I'm going Opie, Megan. Let's sweep it with Opie. Let's go. Let's sweep away. Clean floor. warm up.

And here's the answer. I'm not like PETA, you know, where I'm throwing paint on fur coats or or any of that garbage. You know, but I appreciate a good animal. What the fuck does that mean? All right. We have round five coming up.

One of the current scores, producer Chris. Annie is crushing it before. Jesus. And the rest of us pathetically have three. God damn. We look like idiots compared to Annie. She's looking to, her nose at us. I had to make up the other game.

Good point. All right. Final round. Let's crush Annie, everyone. By the count of three. No. One. Well, anyway, let's play round five. And my wife knows not to bother me. But all of a sudden, she's like, I need your help down here.

So I'm like, oh my God, this has to be something. She knows. She knows I got a lot to do. Time to register those votes. I'm going Bill Burr. Proustic, Chris, what he got? Opie? Adam? Bill Burr.

Annie. Byr. Megan. Burr. And here's the answer. And my wife knows not to bother me, but also she's like, I need your help down here. We need someone to crush Annie Spiris. Thank you.

So I'm like, oh, my God, this has got to be something. She knows. She knows I got a lot to do. She knows if she doesn't put the lotion on her skin, she'll get the hose again. Congratulations to this week's winner. I'll make this quick because I know you got a lot to do. This is Simon from the show that everyone's talking about, painstaking. Goodbye.

Bye, Simon. Thank you guys. Check out painstaking. Wherever you get fine podcasts, but not I-Heart. I-Heart sucks. Our winners were Annie and Chris. Tie for first. Very impressive, y'all.

So, Megan, you've been checking out any of the comments on our Spotify page lately? There has been a lot of comments. So I pulled one each from last Wednesday, last Saturday, and your mini episode. Excellent. So from 754, Slow Dancer says, thanks, Clubfoot, Carl. Now Spotify is recommending Jerry Banfield's audiobooks. You're welcome. Enjoy them.

There's a lot of Jerry on Spotify. I don't want to get, I don't want to get pulled into it because. Too late. Yeah, with Jerry, you want to pull out. All right. Episode 755, Nightfly 5150 says, how could anyone actually believe Anthony can manipulate enough people to keep Opie from being successful? That's a good point.

Only Opie thinks that. Exactly. And then from the mini episode, falling asleep to true crime podcasts with Kaya, Patrick Flannery says, she Gemini on my Venus till I retrograde. Yes. I think that's a real sex act. I could be wrong about that. Probably. Yeah, probably wrong. Annie, what are you looking at as far as our reviews go? Do you have any new reviews coming in? I do have one, but it's not really new. It's at the beginning of the month.

Okay. Garfellow McWeed says, I'm gay. Nick was right when he described you to as bitter losers who don't understand why they're successful. Also, I'm extremely gay. Sounds like a five-step review. No, that's one. What? One.

I guess gay people don't like you now, again? It's not what people are saying on the internet. But fair enough. Anything that you want to promote, Annie? No. You said no while nodding affirmative, which tells me there's something off there, but I'll want to slide.

Adam, you said your big shows. They were big shows, I hear. It was very good fun. Got anything you're promoting? Yeah, I'll be in London this weekend at Wembley Arena for the AEW Smackdown. So if you're there, come say hi to me. Sweet. Section 204, Roe,

WC3. That's exactly right. I'll be there. Come say hi. I'll be there supporting Mercedes Monet and her taking of the championship. Excellent. CEO. CEO.

That's exactly right. Yeah. Well, enjoy that. And we'll be missing any time due to put in some PTO or? The internet should work over there. They've got buildings. They've got concrete. They've got.

Very good. Producer Chris, anything to promote, my friend? September 11th. That's it. The isotopes will be at Beer Park. Yes. Bookending the summer. And I believe that's 7 to 10.

South Clinton Ave. Beer Park. Theisotopes.com for more information. I'll be playing bass that night. Oh, good idea. It'll be fun. We have some voicemails brought to us by Gary in San Diego. It's the Rock and Rollo voicemail segment.

It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and roll. God, Ron had us all. We all loved Ron the waiter. Well, he really fucked that up. Hey, what's up, guys? You know what?

I just listened to the podcast earlier today, and fuck Ron Berman, that motherfucker. I cannot fucking stand him. Yep. I actually contributed to him a few times, probably like about 80 bucks in total. And he's the most ungrateful motherfucker you could put. possibly be ever made. Fuck this retard. And you are right.

And Carl, I'm so, I'm so glad you finally fucking turn the corner on this Ron Berman, motherfucker. I cannot stand this bitch. Yeah, we get it. You're absolutely right, motherfucker.

Jesus. Fuck Ron Berman. All right. The most untalented piece of shit, just like Opie. Fuck them. And by the way, I just have to say hi to,

Adam Bush he's my number one hero because he loves Bob Dull as much as I do, stuff. Love you guys. And fuck Ron Berman. He sounded like a guy who would relate to Anna Bush. I had a feeling you're going to say that. Thanks, buddy. I hope we can hang out really soon.

I hope he gets together. He goes, he's the least talented person ever, just like Opie. That sounds like how extremes were, but okay. Oh, no, I got this song that's a really good progress, but in the original. we get it enough already I'm getting a lot of messages about

songs that are better than the original got some good ones in here too there was a longer one I'm not going to play but the person said that Richard cheese he has remembered with Richard cheese I've not heard his version of wet ass pussy no but I imagine it's better than the original

that's a little bar so I'll check it on that hey Carl Brandon for South Carolina here you know, it feels weird calling into a voicemail line. Usually I don't enter someone else's frame. I'm normally the most confident, the most virile, the most horny, and others are, you know, entering my frame.

But I thought I, you know, enter your frame to tell you that I'm glad you covered Owen Cook. You know, he's been on the Sam Hyde show. They've got some really great clips of everybody going out to the bars with Owen. Really great stuff. I think you should cover it. Bye. Bye. Bye.

I want to cook. So I recently dumped out of my Netflix description, so I got an extra 20 bucks a month. And I tell you, Kaya, God bless you, and Carl, the minisodes you drop on Sunday landed perfectly. In fact, it landed so perfectly. I not only am going to sign up for the WATP Patreon, but also the creepoff, because I'm actually a bigger creepoff fan. Because I love the skinny-finny and his roxious laugh. It is the best laugh you've ever heard in your life. He's a sweet angel baby.

Hugs and kisses. God bless you. This is 5 o'clock on a Sunday. And I got a fucking minisota for the ATP. Life is motherfucking good. Celebrate. Take a shot. Nishtrovia.

Love you all. Hugs and kisses. XOXO. X.XO. Z bits and pieces. Hugs and kisses. Thank you very much for that. Check out the minisode.

Check out the episode. did if you're on YouTube. Kaya and I making fun of some true crime podcasts. Good to talk to Kaya again. It's been a little while. It's very fun. Hey, Carl. I love Chuck or Andy,

but he's a fucking dolt. On your Saturday show, when you're watching Artie Fletcher, and he references Zuzu's pedals. And then Andy says, Hey, he's making a reference to Ford Failing because he wants to be Dice. Wrong.

That's a reference from It's a Wonderful Life that the movie Ford Fills. Lane reference. They're referencing another movie. Get it right. That's like saying that the line, we don't need those staking badges come from blazing saddles. No, they're referencing another movie.

So this is very upsetting to be. Adam Bush, you're sitting there. Back me up, man. I have to pick my battles. Sorry for raising my voice. It's okay, sir. So that dude and Annie were on Andy's poker night on Monday. And the guys give him the same shit verbatim.

He's like, yeah. Word for words. Yeah, I think I left a voicemail saying this also. That's funny. All right. Well, I spilled the beans that Kaya, who's Turkish and lived in Germany the whole time that we used to know him. Now lives in the States. He's married.

He has a young daughter. And people are wondering when they'll see him again. Hey, Cairo. Caya's living in the States now. That's true. He better be at the Detroit show. What the fuck? Uh, everyone wants to go to Detroit, you know, whatever.

And as a Border Patrol agent, I'd like to buy that hairy son of a bitch of beer because of his rank. It was awesome. All right. You did have an interesting rant about learning English if you moved to the United States. Yes. Which only Kaii can say. I obviously have no opinion on it. But I love Kai.

I'm not going to make him go to Detroit. I don't want him to leave the country. I'm glad he's here. Hey, Carl. Terrific listener, TM calling in, 40 miles south of Nate from Flint. And boy, just a couple miles from Drew Lane. Stalker. And Rockin' Brew, looking forward to October 2nd.

Can't wait. Looking forward to the WATP shit talk, the figurative type, not the literal type that's been going on lately. So, Adam, explain to Carl what figurative means. and we'll see you then call me, text me if Adam can't explain it you can call her text

So shit talking is that Talk about my mouthful Is that what you're saying? It's like the figurative type Fucker Stuttering Juan calling in And yama always Stuttering Juan

And this episode has been very Abelardo Thanks for the call Baby Butter's calling in Baby Butter's longtime Listener See her in the Discord and subreddit, maybe just one of those.

Whatever. Hey, Carl, it's Baby Butters. I'm calling to contribute to the cover song discussion. Joni Mitchell first wrote and performed Woodstock, but Crosby Still's Nash and Young version is so much better. It's not even close. Good example. Also, not sure if you're aware of this,

but a little town called Gary, Indiana, has been without power for over two weeks. Has anyone checked on Patrick Michael? Do his kids still live with him? I hope not. Maybe someone should do a wellness check. That's all. Thank you.

Fuck you. Bye. Interesting. So if Tony P. said he was in Gary, Indiana and said there was no Wi-Fi. Oh, sure. Sure.

That would make a lot more sense. Two weeks, though. Wow. I know. Is that true? I didn't look it up, but I know that Gary is a shithole. So people even notice.

That is a good example, by the way. I have a sign. The people I think know the cover version of better than the original. Wait, you don't know that Gary is a shithole. I still haven't been there. I didn't drive there. I've done a little research at Gary, Indiana. People have sent me videos and stuff.

Oh, okay. I don't have to have a house in Cape Coral to don't what a piece of shit that is. A couple episodes behind, but Opie said, this is a copy talking about. Opie said, no mustache is anywhere, Opie. I know you listen to the show, and I know you listen to the voicemail section because it's the best section of the show after the Jerry Banfield section. But I have a very well-groomed mustache. It's very, you know, narrow brought in to the inside of the lip, you know.

And there's only mustache about the width of my nose. And it looks really good. So fuck you, Opie. Wow. I have seen his mustache, and it's fine. Whatever. Cares. I'm gay.

I'm going to go gay. Boter guy calling him. Hey, Carl. Love you. Love the show. I loved your latest living in the past with stuttering John Bonus. episode, but there was something fishy, and it wasn't just the smell emanating from his obviously infected and oh so tender dixax. He said to Royce that he was circumcised, and yet I seem to remember

in his iconic interview with an increasingly horrified and disgusted Chrissy Mayer, he explained to her how he wasn't circumcised, which led to, and I quote, a real problem with his smegma. Hmm, interesting, yet his OCD doesn't. allow him to lie. So which one's true. He really is a disgusting puzzle wrapped up in a sickening enigma. I'm going to go out and think about John's penis a lot less than you are boner guy, but thank you.

Thank you for your call. I think I'm going to dwell on it. Oh, I was a boner guy. It worked. Hey! I didn't call my shot that time. I want to embarrass myself in front of the ladies. What have we done?

I got to go, bye I got to go I got to go I got to go I got to go Yes Okay bye Man

That was a good episode I was a good episode I enjoyed that Please clap Yes Thank you for tuning in Bye Go fuck yourselves

Have a good week Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Okay, bye. Carly's got a crushy poo.