Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep757 - Better Half with Stas & Vic, Opie, Jerry Banfield, Artie Fletcher

Episode Date: August 30, 2026

This week we’re checking in on an influencer named Stas who does a podcast with her ugly friend Vic. Stas happens to be BFFs with Kylie Jenner and when the three of them get together it’s a whole lot of stupid. Kylie is possibly the worst cat owner in the world.  Vinnie Paulino joins the show to watch KarmicX sing a Ween song he doesn’t know for the Cringe of the Week segment. We have the bodycam footage from Stuttering John’s house back in April. He called the cops when a DoorDasher rang the doorbell too many times. ShizoSean joins the show to tell us about banging Mersh’s ex-girlfriend IceDanc3r and his exploits at Steel Toe’s anniversary show, Chrissie Mayr’s content hotel, and Vito Gesualdi’s house. We watch a new DVD comedy special of Artie Fletcher from 2004. His set at Coconuts in St. Pete Beach reminds Vinnie of the worst time in his life. Jerry Banfield is doing a victory lap because his business made almost $400 in one day. He’s literally rubbing it in the faces of the haters while explaining that he’s taking cash advances from credit cards to pay his rent. Opie has a big FU Friday with all three of his friends. Erik Marino is somehow the least funny try-hard on a show that includes Ron the Waiter. Trump renaming Lake Ontario has broken his brain so he only has one joke the entire stream. Tony P. seems to be losing his patience with these idiots. We finish up with Internet News and your voicemails.  WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hi, everyone. Hey, guys. Welcome back. Episode 757. Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I missed penis.

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With Bwine Mike Geary going through more of Julia Fox's Autobiography Down the Drain It's called and, you know, we thought we were just going to be gooping on this book, and we are. But it is fucking riveting.

This latest chapter is my favorite one yet. She becomes a dominatrix at the age of like 17. She's like pissing in some guy's mouth at our first day at the shop. She's like, it's like, it's like, okay, sure, I guess. When you do what you love. All right, yeah. I want to talk to her dad so badly. Is any of this true?

Should you be locked up? Are you the worst parent to ever exist? This is crazy. We actually had a brilliant idea because it should. be made into a movie. There's a perfect montage scene where she's really bad at being a dauburnation. At first she's all klutzy and some. Oh, the coming of age.

Yeah, she's like, over time, just masters it. Montage. Yeah. She's just fucking shoved her elbow to guys' assholes. She's dittling another guy's balls over here. She's like, do, do, do you do. Killing it.

But I thought it would be really funny if they made a movie that was from Julia Fox's perspective, where everything is unbelievable, everything that she does, and everyone either loves her or hates her. There's no in between. Every character is one-dimensional. Oh, so it's like a Darman movie. We watched Dar Man yesterday right after we did the Julia Fox thing. Exactly.

Every character is one-dimensional. So Julia Fox should make her movie. And then similar to clue how they had multiple endings, Tim Curry, R-Ap. Instead, it would be multiple movies that are all the same movie, but from different people's perspective. So the dance perspective is just like she didn't do any of the shit. Right. And then her friends, her boyfriend. She has a halo.

I just want to see what other people would say actually have. Anyway, I'm getting way off into tangents. The point is, patron.com slash you're these podcasts. It's where you want to go for the bonus episodes or you can set up on our YouTube page. And you can watch the bonus episodes that we do to every single month. And these Saturday shows that we're doing right now with my buddy Vinnie and Chris right here in studio. Hey, Carl, is Julia going to play yourself in these? Oh, we're going to get a good actress.

Here's the problem. So I'm five hours and four. 45 minutes into the audiobook, and she's still a teenager. So, I mean, Kanye West hasn't even come up yet. You know, uncut gems is not even anything. So I'm guessing it's to be a three-parter, like The Hobbit. Right. I don't think we're going to need Julia Fox to play herself until the end of the third movie.

Okay. So she makes, like, a cameo at the end. Yeah. Okay. God, she's so ugly. That's the part that's so unbelievable. She's there, like, I was the hot one. It's a fucking dominatrix thing.

I'm like, okay. Anyway, we encourage our listeners. Give us five stars on Apple or every review podcast. Shit all over us in the comments section, yummy, yummy. Today, we'll be reviewing better half with Stas and Vic. This is a suggestion from my buddy, Drew Lane. We've all listened separately not discussing with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.

This is a show hosted by Anastasia Stas, Kara Nikolao. Close enough. Easy for you to say. Villarrel and this podcast has 65,000 subscribers. However, they also put it out on their channel. So Vick's channel has 59,000 subs. And Stas' channel has 890,000 subscribers. Stas is perfect.

She is my new girlfriend. I am appreciative of Drew for setting this my way. I don't think that's why he did that. I don't think he did that so I'd have a new crush. but that's what happened. I have followed in love as of this morning and I wanted to declare that right now. Let's look at Stas' channel.

Let's see with this influencer who has almost 900,000 subscribers is up to him. Someone said vote and we got in the car. Isn't she great? We're going to really strange clothes. We just got to Leon's birthday party. Isn't it too late to order a ticket? Isn't she great, guys?

Dude, don't she love my new girlfriend? Isn't he awesome? I would kill a homeless person to get her chicken nuggets. I want you to know that. Oh, shit. Are you kidding me? I'm a pizza. I didn't say you had to rape the homeless person. I know, I just want extra credit.

I love you. Welcome back, funny vlog. I am in the car on the way to the plane. We are going to... I'm sorry, I'm getting distracted. We're reviewing a podcast, I forgot. So, a most recent episode that has 600 and... Oh, I'm sorry, 852,000 views.

Jesus. Kylie Jenner is her best friend, and they introduce her as the guest. Stas has known her since 2009, and she actually used to be my B-O-S-S. We've been through how we met. We've been through so many phases of life together, and we are just so happy to have her. So I'm Stoss. I'm Beck. And I'm Kylie.

And this is Better House. Kylie Jenner She's worth $670 million It's so frustrating And she had to look at her notes To say her name She's so stupid

This fucking podcast Is so ridiculous Let me just play a couple clips of this And that I want to get into What you discovered Vita because this was actually a reboot The show came back in February

of this year With Vic as the new co-host Along with Stas Vic sucks Vic should not be seen or heard from. Launch her into the sun. I don't know why they need her on the show. She should just be Stas all the time.

That's just my opinion. What do I know? I'm just a professional podcast critic. So maybe I know a couple things. Get rid of her. Anyway, my point is, uh, Stas is, um, crafty. It's not that difficult. Stoss is very crafty.

Mm-hmm. Would you say that? I make the sound of that. So they get distracted easily. Stas gets distracted because her cat is, uh, trying to get it in the studio. So, look at Tutsi's foot under the door.

Stop. Stop. Oh, she wants to come in here. That is really funny. My cats, I've never done that. Could you imagine hanging out with these brons? Oh, it's hearing every thought they have. As soon as you're not, you're like, get me to fuck out of here.

Can we please go spend some money or something? And now, look at your cat. Oh, look at Tutsi's foot. foot's under the door. My cat never does that. We'll learn a lot more about Kylie's cats. But first, Vinnie, where do you want to begin? Your clip package, my friend. You know, Carl, it's very interesting this show because I tried to figure out what exactly the dynamic is here.

And like you said, this is a reboot. This show started off with a different co-host. Vic was not there. It was Alexis who was there with Stas. But here is the interesting part. Alexis was Stas's assistant. Yes. And BFF.

And also much better looking than Vic. Yes. I don't know how important that is. I just wanted to point that out. She is. She definitely is. But Alexis missed one episode, right? Okay.

And then Vic filled in. Then they had no shows for eight months. And then they came back this February with My Clip One. This is how they started their new show without explaining anything about where Alexis went. Obviously, there has been a lot of changes here. We are so excited. The number one change is we have a new co-host.

We have Miss Victoria, Villa, Villarroel. Villa Roel. I need to get my J's with my R's. J's. But like the double L. The double. Yeah. Villa Roel. There's no J in that stupid.

There is not. That's not how you pronounce that name. I was closer to it that she got to it. And then welcome to our first show. Welcome to one take. Yeah. I don't know this bitch at all. What you might have well said.

Well, supposedly they've been friends for a really, really long time. Sure. But like this dynamic, the energy on here immediately made me start cussing you. Yeah. I'm here, guys. Hi. Welcome, Big. Hi, everybody.

I'm so excited. Okay. Thoughts, Chris. Yeah, it triggers me. It brings me back to bartending. Right. Oh. The yip, yep, yep.

Yeah, the screaming over nothing every fucking sentence. Well, Vinnie, you just did a stand-up show last night, and I know you've been there when the Bacheloret party shows up. That's the kind of energy I'm feeling right here. Like fake enthusiasm. We all love each other. You don't. You all hate each other's guts. Don't fucking drink a hard liquor through that penis drawn.

Shut up. So, Carl, everybody's... Probably wondering where the show is been. Obviously, there were a ton of subscribers to this channel. Stas is very famous on Instagram. She has like one, was a 1.7 million followers. Now 1.7 and 1. Because I'm following here.

Two. But I could have actually sent out the number, but we don't have time. They never, uh, they never say what happened to the last coast, except they throw shade. Here's number three. I always like that. And I'll tell you a deposit. Okay. You guys.

Yes. And we are back and we're better than ever. Better than ever, baby. Welcome to Better Half. Okay, we kind of slayed that. I thought we weren't going to get it. We got it, please. We got it.

Okay, pause right that. So. So they just said we're back and better than ever. They've done one episode, then eight months of nothing. And now we're better than ever. So clearly our duo is better than the last duo. Yeah, I would imagine that they're saying that Alexis sucks balls. Right.

So what do you think the first thing they need to address is, Carl? Why, Vic is there? Okay. Well, you tell, I think you're wrong. I think their priorities are a little different. We should explain the set and the choices that we made to get here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, please explain the set.

It's a curtain behind you. Okay. No further explanation needed. Well, I'll tell you what. If you want to go to number six, I think you'll see exactly the work that went into the show. So then I go on Pinterest, but he's like our best friend besides chat dbtee. And I go on Pinterest and I go crazy and I'm exhausted. We need a zebra tiger.

It's whatever. We need like a cool Imo print couch. She immediately found someone that could do it. She sent the couch in. It's fucking orange. She goes, this is a zebra print? Holy shit. What did you slow that down?

Because it's so dumb. funniest thing on the show. It's a secret print. She immediately found someone that could do it. She sent the couch in and all of a sudden, within a week, this brand new beautiful couch was here. And then I'm like, we need a photo of us, a black and white photo of us. smoking the cigarette in the corner of the street. Like a Kate Moss reference.

Yes. It was like so cute. She's like, okay, I booked the photographer. He can do it tomorrow. 7 p.m. I said perfect. And then I'm like, okay, I think we need like a pink something. She's like, okay, fine, got the pink curtain.

And the pink rug. So everything kind of came together really quickly quicker than we got the podcast contracts ready. Yeah. The contracts took longer than the set. The room was like for the couches to get re-opulstered. Yeah. I'm sorry, Vinny. Who asked them that?

Nobody asked them that. Oh, nobody asked them that. And contracts, Carl. I know. Contracts. Are you listening? The effort that they put in was like, we got to find a zebra stripe and she showed up with a fucking tiger. But she's easy to fool.

But here's the thing that I realized during this, Carl, go to number four. Vic is the one who's running this fucking show now. This is weird. I don't know if this is like a universal best friend thing or if it's just an S thing. I feel like it has to be universal. Yeah. But like Vic is the creative of us and I'm the executor. So like Vic's like sending me all.

these Pinterest boards, all these things. I want this, this, this, and this. And I'm like, got you. We get it done. Is that being a creative type? Just staring at Pinterest and picking out what you like? To some. I'm pretty creative. I went to Target the other day and picked out the pillows I wanted. Were they a zebra? So Stas, let me get this straight. Stats. I had all orange living rooms. I needed zebra. Did this show with her assistant. And now she's doing the show with Kylie Jenner's old assistant. Correct. Who is boss. seen her how to tell leader what to put on the set. Yeah.

Who works for who now, Carl? Well, I like that you're just missing this. You're like contracts. Who even gives the shit? I'm telling you, the latest episode is 852,000 views. There's money being made here. Not to mention fucking, they're shilling products. They're constantly big.

I don't know. Kylie Jenner, all she is is just an advertisement. Just a nonstop marketing person. That's the only thing that comes out of her mouth. Right. But Kylie's not on the show all the time. She's on the show once. That is a good point.

But hold on. Go to number five. This is their priorities, Carl. They have contracts, all these people, they need to put out content. This is their priorities. So explain your vision. Basically, she told me, she's like, okay, let's do this together. And I was like, yes.

But first step is we're going to change that set. We're going to give that set and makeover. Still with the set. Yeah, that's the most important part of any podcast. I remember when we started this show. And I was like, I need Star Wars skateboard decks up behind me and blister bags. This is before we start. podcast. It's very important that we have this

in place. It's so wild to me because they never really explain the show until my clip number seven here, Carl. Okay. By the way, they're all concerned about the set. Meanwhile, they're wearing matching shitty tank top shirts and jeans. I mean, they can be dressed way hotter, as my

point. Right, but that's merch, Carl. They're wearing their own merch. They're wearing their own merch. Okay, that makes sense. We just want you guys to feel like you're in a safe space, and we can be like your older sisters or contemporary sisters or your bestie. Yeah, you're best. We're your best. And we just wanted to

be able to disconnect from real life and just like come into the girl world that better have us. Please. And just have fun with us and let's kick it. We're going to kick it and talk to yeah. Oh boy. Yeah. Stas did not like older sister. We'd be like a mother figure like what the fuck? Or contemporary. Yeah. What? What? But what's wild is they're not really explaining anything about this old person. But the first question that came in from a listener, Carl, is asking. Yeah.

What's about Alexis? Yeah. Here you go. Well, not exactly. Why is Victoria? Yeah. Why am I here? Me and Stah, okay, so you know what, you know what happened?

Me and Stas realized how much time we were spending on FaceTime that we said, okay, this, we should just stop talking so much and just we should just talk on the podcast about. Well, we'll be on FaceTime for like five. hours yes and I'm like what are we talking about for five hours on face time but we can chat we can chat it up so we're like let's sit down and we're gonna sit down and chat on the podcast let's sit down and we're gonna sit down and chat yeah we just thought it was a like you know a match made in heaven to be honest so here we are easy it flows yes because you are my better half exactly better halves yin and yang yin yin and yin for sure yeah and yang for sure

I just want everybody to know. If you went into a contract with these people and you started watching this is the first episode, I mean, what is going to do your head? What are I invest my money in? Why are we doing this? Okay. I got to say five hours on FaceTime. I'm sorry, but after I blow my load, I'm like, all, Grant, I got to go. Five hours is waiting too long to be FaceTiming someone.

But I have one more clip from this, Carl. Okay. Just this one last one. But this is where they throw the final shade. and we realize something about Stas here. I think she's easily manipulated. Or I'll be like, that person is not... She is?

Oh, yeah. I think you're like this. Oh, yeah? Yeah. So listen to what they just got on her. Vic is explaining how they're different as people, right? Okay. Vic is saying, listen, I'm a better judge of people than Stosses,

but you tell me who she's throwing shade at right now. Got it. Okay. Or I'll be like, that person is not good energy. Yeah. And she'd be like, she doesn't believe me until people show their true colors. And I just like, damn, you were right. And I was like, I can call it.

I used to be so good at clocking it. Now you're missing sometimes. Now I like miss sometimes. Which is knowing when that alcohol is flowing in your veins. When that alcohol is flowing, I'm like, everyone is so. Yeah. And I'm like, girl. And you're like, no, this bitch is using it.

Yes. And I'm like, yes. Kyle, you got these little hearts all over. Can you get them out of the frame? This is a serious medical condition. Yeah. Hearts beating out of it. my chest.

Jesus Christ. Wow. She's perfect. I thought, I started the show by saying she is perfect. I didn't even realize. I thought you liked that. I do like that a lot. So basically Vic manipulated her way into this by telling her that the other girl sucked.

Yeah, that's how you do it. That's how you do. All right. Let's get into some questions for Kylie Jenner. We want to learn more about this vapid cunt. Like, what music is she listening to? What is your current song that you're overplaying? That's a really good question.

It's Ariana Grande. Okay. What's your album? What is that? Which one is that? Is that pedal? No. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's probably it. What the fuck was that? They all started singing. They're like, what is that? I don't know.

I don't know what the fuck that was. Anyway, girls. What's your favorite? Do you want to go get dinner? What's your favorite song right now? Oh, then Ariana Grande's song. Which one? I couldn't even name one.

Okay. I believe you. Here's another great question for them. What's your current favorite scent? My current favorite scent is actually... I hate the media training. So Kylie Jenner is so overly media trained that she has to talk in sound bites.

So rather than answer the question, my current favorite scent is available at my store. And if you go to Instagram and you click the link... What's your current favorite scent? My current favorite scent is actually a new one that I have coming out. Is it one of the free that we tried in Turks? No. Oh.

Oh. That's the one we tried in Turks. These women's lifestyle is fucking crazy. So Kylie actually does have the right answer on this one. What's your go-to breakfast? I don't really eat breakfast. I skip breakfast a lot. Are you listening, ladies?

It's not that difficult. Diana's going to get very upset with me. She gets very upset with me when I say things like that. So check this out. There's a thing that happened at Coachella. They all had the same boots on. And there was a big, big boots incident. Professor Chris loved this story.

I was afraid you were going to include this. I'm not going to include it. What I love about this is the deer in headlights look that Kylie gives when they set up this story. Okay. So this is not the first time we've had Kai on the podcast. You actually were in our Coachella podcast episode. That's true. And it was so cute and so fun.

And when we were reminiscing on our Coachella podcast episode, we had a story that we actually took out because we wanted to save it for when you were on the podcast. Okay. I'm going to give you one word. Yeah. And then you couldn't take over. The word is, No.

It's kidding. The word is boots. Kylie Jenner, everybody. This is she looked great. She's like, I know I should reword this somehow, but boots? Yeah. How do I start in the sentence? She does have really nice cans, though.

Yeah. That Kylie Jenner. Yeah. Yeah, I wish you'd show him off a little. Let me just play the exciting conclusion of the boot story. And don't worry, I'm going to skip past the boot story. And then we'll get back to, I believe you have clips from the first time Kylie Jenner was on the podcast. No.

Oh, never right. I thought that's what he told me when he got over here. This is the exciting conclusion. That was really, really funny, guys. We laughed about that for hours after Seth's left. We laughed about it for like weeks after it. Because you had to be there. Good stuff, though.

Oh, this is really funny. So we find out more about what the format of the show is, because I was confused. We like to chat about current events in the pod. Okay. So most recently you had your birthday, and it was Kitty, Princess. Poker Kitty Party. So tell us about what inspire you to do that or, like, what happened. All right.

I don't know if they know what current events means. It's not that you just had a birthday. I mean, I think she is very popular and very famous. don't get me wrong. I don't think of current events being, you just had a birthday. It's like, oh, no, we just bombed Iran and there's this issue over in Croatia.

It's like, no, no, no, no, my birthday. No, that makes sense, though. She thinks it was a headline. She, yeah, it does make sense for her. See, they're in the girl world that they talked about. The reality doesn't exist in the girl world. Good for them. What exists is kitty tea parties?

Oh, God. We'll get into the... Should I get into the cat stuff now or do you want to take over for a little bit for any? Well, I found parts of this kind of objectionable Because they're very clearly You know, manipulating the media and their fans in ways And did you see the part where they were talking about how they

The internet says they hate each other? Yes, I did. Okay, well that's my KJ1. Okay. So the internet thinks we hate each other. Okay, so I'm kind of like dying for this. Okay. I just like I'm into it.

We're like texting. Yes. To each other these videos. We're like, have these few, like, duck, let's keep it going. And, like, yeah, I'd rather be on a yacht than Kylie's. And I'm like, absolutely. It's so funny. Yeah, there's another segment.

I'm sorry, what we're going to say? I was going to say, that is some all-star fucking guilting her. She's, like, straight up calling her out with, like, this smile. Stas wasn't a Kylie's birthday party is the big story here. And so the media picked up on this. And, like, are these two not friends anymore? And, I mean, I've been talking about my buddies at the bar, nonstop ever since it happened, so I get it.

But I feel like they're trying to manufacture drop out of the show. Does anyone want to address the elephant in the room? Hmm. Because things got awkward. I don't know. I'm fucking cold.

No say, no say. No, I think that we... Let's keep going. Now say. So. Well, I just think that you were being such a bitch. Oh, crazy. No.

Okay. No. Okay, okay. They took just to use for the trailer. And you called me an elephant. I'll never forget this. 800-pound gorilla. What the fuck?

These people are so dumb. But they're trying to like get, I don't know, it looks like they could grab a clip of that. It would go viral. But whoa, fireworks on the next episode of Dumb and Dumber. I can remember what the name of the show was. It's close. All right. But like, do you believe them that they like each other?

Because I kind of don't. As much as bitches like this can like each other, I'm sure. I'm sure one of them fucked one of their boyfriends at some point. I like this because I don't believe them. This next clip, I don't believe them. And then Vic ruined everything at the end. But I'm kind of loving it. And I told Stoss, I said, we have to keep this feud up.

And then, you know, I happen to be doing the podcast anyway. So I'm like, we have to keep the feud up and let's, you know, drag it. So then when we just went to. Jordan's wedding, I was like Stop kept getting too close and I just was like stop talking to me. We're supposed to be and then Vic posted a photo of us today and we were like shit we were supposed to be

I did post a photo shit I didn't think it through right. It was so I looked amazing so I hadn't. Are they manufacturing drama carl? Their wife sells are a little bit different than yours and mine Vinnie is to find out why she wasn't able to attend her birthday party. I was supposed to come back on the 8th.

You decided to have your party on the 6 because you were going out of town. Right. So it's like obviously we like talk about these things and we've been friends for so long. Like you didn't come. You weren't there for my birthday. No one cared that you weren't there at my birthday. I said like your schedule and I and we celebrated it later.

I think that's just what adulting is these days. Unfortunately, guys. We have schedules. We have, you know, yacht trips and. And Ibita. And we have to go to Beatta and we have to Yeah, sorry to make it to your birthday party

I was on a yacht trip. Again? Is that all you do now? You don't have my birthday party? Just always on yachts? Yeah, I'm a hot check. I get invited on yachts a lot. All I have to do is put out three times a day.

Did Kylie not hear and Stas say no one care that you weren't there? Yeah. Okay. Well, Vic sucks, by the way. I noticed that. Can I just say that? after all of this listening to them discuss how they're having conversations about keeping up the feud publicly and all this stuff vick says this kj 3

i said delete this right now because scots and i are friends hate each other um isn't that crazy how the internet just makes a narrative and just takes it and you kind of just like watch it happen They made it happen, Vic. They just told you they made it happen. And you ruined it by posting the photo of them, you idiot. God, I hate Vic so much. She's not understanding this at all. All right, let's get into things we can all understand. And that is Kylie dressing up her cats in various outfits.

So I was just like, you know, King Kylie Who. You know, I'm feeling like a princess. And I love my kitties. And I've been really into buying them outfits. So they all have pink. Do they like being clothed? No. Cats don't like having outfits on.

I can tell you that for a fact. Doesn't she have children? I honestly don't know. I don't know anything about them. I think Kylie has like a baby, like a kid. All she talks about is are cats on the show, which you'll see here. But they all have pink wigs and little out. Yeah.

Do you guys want to see a photo? Yeah. I like their little colors and the little crown. They have crowns, birthday hats, wigs, crochet outfits. They crochet outfits. So I was just like Princess Kitty Poker Party. I'm just going to say it. Kylie is a worst cat owner than stuttering John Melendez.

That is animal abuse right there. Pita should look into this. I don't care that they have a solid gold litter box. I don't give a shot. They don't care about that either. They just don't want to put on party hats and wigs. They're not a fans of that. Kylie's cat is pretty remarkable.

Remember Fez Watley? Do you remember what his cat could do? Cookie. He said cookie. There's no evidence of this, but Fez was sure that it happened. Well, it turns out that Kylie's cat's also very talented. She loves me. She's definitely like a human and she says my name.

Yeah. She says, Kylie. Oh. No, everyone in my house hears it. Ariel. She has mommy? She goes, no. No.

She talks to me. I understand. Oh, no. People will be like over on my house. also be like, wait, your son just called you. And I'm like, that's my cat. What? Oh, she does have a son.

The cat gets mistaken for it. Right. No, I just care for that one a lot more. That's why you thought that was my kid. Why is that little boy using that litter box? Yeah, that's not your litter box. That's for the cat. Get out of there.

All right, so Kylie's cat speaks English, calls her mommy. And I got to say, it's never been a better time to have the profession. of cat psychic. So weird. I think that she's like some spirit like stuck in a cat's body. We should do a cat psychic together. I got it for my birthday. Really?

Yes. Sessions for my cats. I would love to. Oh. What can I charge for that? Any amount you want. I will speak to your cat and tell you what he's thinking. He loves the costumes, Kylie.

He loves them. $300,000. I'm actually running a two for one sale. It's only $300,000. And I'll do two of your cats. Stas calls Kylie out, which is nice. But at least when she's with me, five days out of the week. Oh, I should mention she co-parents one of the cats with her brother.

What? Yes, there's co-parenting going out with this cat. But at least when she's with me, five days out of the week, she's with her family and other friends and sleeps with me and gets cuddles. It's so crazy. It could be the whole episode. I just asked what their names were. I just said, what were your cat's names?

Okay, I guess nobody wants to hear about it. That is funny. I can give props to stats because they literally were just like, oh, yeah, so you had a birthday party with your cats or what your cat's names? And she goes into fucking outfits and one can speak English. They're going to the cats. I can't. All right. You might be.

So you don't remember. It's fine. You might be a crazy person, possibly. Vinnie, you don't find this all relatable? I don't. Okay. I don't. I don't think I enjoy a second in this world living, living this lifestyle.

It doesn't seem appealing to me at all. I don't know how Vic got into it. I mean, are they ever just watching the Cubs game? Do they ever just sit down to watch a game? Even if they just start catching it at the fifth inning, yeah. Oh, you know, did they ever do that? You don't want these three in front of you at a Cubs game. That would suck.

That would suck. All right, what else you got, Betty? Well, I got a couple clips. Just about one other part of this interview that addressed Vick's relationship with Kylie. Okay. There's a story that Vic told on the show about when she worked for Kylie. It's dumb and boring, and if you could play a little bit faster, I forgot to speed this up.

I can't, but... I'm sorry. We'll obviously push through it together. But basically, I just want everybody to know, this is the type of employee that Vic was was, well, she worked for Kylie. I remember we're in the kitchen, and she was like, Oof, Vic, I need my laptop, and it's upstairs. and I was like, ooh, who's going to get that?

Or like something, I said something crazy. Something so, like, oh, damn, damn, that seems to go. It's hard to go. I don't, no one wants to go upstairs. Like, I don't want to go get your laptop. I remember, like, it got to that point. Like, it was like, and I was like, I know, it's time. It's time.

Just take the elevator. The fuck's the problem. She's like an assistant to this. I get it. She's going to get fired. day. But they come back because they told that story. Apparently there was some blowback about it on the internet. And Stas will explain that now. Oh, okay. Good. Why does it just have a laptop on every floor of her house? That ended up being this crazy thing online of people being like, who was the

right one in that situation when it was really just like a funny moment. It was very funny. Do you remember that moment? Of course. You do? I remember that moment because it's when we, I think our relationship, though, like we've always been more friends. I think than it was like a business relationship, a work relationship. Business. She's saying you were a shitty assistant.

Yeah, that's the media training right there. She's being polite to you. And this next clip... Yeah, this woman moved in and thought she were BFS. I was paying her. She's on my payroll to do work for me. Yeah, I'm surprised you're in here and my friend is making me talk to you.

Number six or, uh, yeah, KJ number six is my last clip, Carl. But Kylie very clearly, through all of that media trade aid makes it very clear she was a happy Vic left. Oh, okay. No, no, it was the... We were in the kitchen. Yeah, no, there was another story about...

Take it off, Vic. I'm so thirsty. And you were like, Oh, me too. I'm so... That's my favorite one. Because I'm like... Me too, right? And literally a week later, we were like, it's done. I was like, I remember when I told I had issue was...

Okay, props to Kyle on that one. I was like, thank fucking God. The hell out of here. I'm thirsty, me too. Fucking shitty assistant. I don't know a lot about having like a maid, except for what I've seen on the Brady bunch. Alice would never give you lip like that.

Nope. Alice would just go along with that. All right, it is time for our... Grinch of the week. Grange of the week. This is what comes in from Josh from Jersey and props to Josh from Jersey because you guys are familiar with Kermick, Kermik X.

Certainly. He does a show now. where he does karaoke. He takes a request. He'll give him five bucks. He'll sing a song. And this was an excellent request. I don't know that Karmic really grasps this particular tune.

It's been a while since I've seen his smile. But now you've come back again. Came into the room and you saw my girl. And you asked her how long it's been. Yeah, she said, you shook your head. I'm surprised it's gone on that long. Uh, no, that's great. We got everything we need from you.

Uh, don't call us. We'll call you. A little pitchy. Excellent job, though. Thank you very much. Oh, I just found these on my board the other day. I found, uh, oh, shit, now I lost it again. You and you're bored are not getting along.

Hold on. There was some pitch problems, and you had a couple things going on. When you first started the song off, it was a little weird, and there was a lot of pitchy spots all over. A couple problems with you had some pitchy spots here and there, you know what I mean? You lost the melody a little bit. You know that, dog? It's a little pitchy. Sure was.

Big news just came out. We talked about this the other day about how there's an article. I can't remember what show I was on. There was an article about serious potentially getting rid of the Howard 101 channel. And I go, all these stupid radio insider articles are just, speculations, you know, who knows who's saying what. They don't really name any names. Well, then on page six, lo and behold, we have a clarification that Howard Stern's serious ex-

God damn, this website sucks. Howard Stern series on Channel 101 dropped after a dozen staffers laid off. Howard Stern's 101 series six on channel has been dropped. Yeah. After trying to do a dozen staffers were laid off earlier this summer. according to a channel lineup announcement from the broadcasting platform. Notable changes include Andy Cohen's

radio moving from channel 102 to 101 while Howard 101 leaves the lineup. I find this interesting because they have unlimited channels. You know what I mean? So what the fuck's the difference if it's 101 or 120? I actually don't believe they do.

They have unbelievable or unlimited internet channels but I think they're actual like broadcasting. I think there's a limit. Okay. Well, I guess that would make sense. The news comes after, or comes over a month after page six reported that the shock-chalk laid off around 12 staffers via Zoom as he geared up to drop a single show per week beginning after Labor Day. God, that show is going to be brutal.

Does he say goodbye to any of these people on air? He's just going to come out and complain about his fucking summer vacation. I could do his show. I could literally predict exactly what's going to happen. Oh, Robin. Beth made me go out to dinner. Oh, I feel horrible. We were out past 7 o'clock.

And I told her I got to do my one show. It's going to suck so fucking bad. Is he just going to pretend those people didn't exist? Yeah, of course. Right. Okay. That's what he always does. I bet he doesn't even address one-on-one going away.

But that's a pretty big deal. It's odd that he signs the new contract. He signs a three-year deal. And then months into it announces he's down to one show a week. and six months into it they get rid of one of his channels. I honestly think that that was all probably part of the contract. Right. And I think that they, it's like, hey, listen, we don't want to make everybody think I took a giant L in these negotiations right up front.

Yeah. I understand we have to make these changes. I'm making the change. I'm only going to do this much. You guys do what you got to do, but that's just not. Right. But if you looked at the announcement that they released, it's buried. It's like one little sentence.

Oh, Radio Andy's movie to 101. Right, yeah, it doesn't really announce it like, yeah, we're scatling back on the Howard Stern channels. It's all about appearances. It is. Speaking of appearances. We have the official body cam footage of when Suttering John called the cops on a door dasher. That is correct. We have an inside guy who put out a FOIA request, finally got these back.

Will Herron actually posted it. This guy sent it over to Will Heron, who posted it on his YouTube channel. but then my guy sent me a better version of it. Now, the problem is it's heavily redacted. Anytime they are talking to John or going to John's house, they black the screen and mute the audio. Well, that has to do with preserving people's sanity. Like they saw it, it was so bonkers.

I don't like that. Cut this out. But even with that, there's some pretty good stuff in here that I think is fun to check out. Have you seen this yet, Chris? No. Many have you seen this? I did.

Okay. This morning. Yeah, I know that Tuki was playing it, but this is interesting. So, uh, let's see.

We're driving up. And, uh, yeah, this is where we, first cop gets out of the car. Two, two police officers.

Cape Coral police officers. I mean, bothered by John Melendez. They should be patrolling that 7-Eleven. I hear it's a problem. It is a problem. All right. Now,

here's what I want to point out. There's definitely a beer can right here. There's definitely a beer can. That could be anybody's. It's on just property. He does not have a neighbor to the immediate left where that is. So there's one. And then there's another one right there.

There's a second beer can. Okay, so we've already found two beer cans in the front lawn. But wait, there's more. Look underneath this tree right here. We're going to get a good shot of it. This is an 18-pack and tons of empties. Do you see all these empties? What's he?

doing? Why are there so many empties right here? We're next to his garage. That's amazing. It's a miracle. You know, I've never been to John's house. I never go by there when I'm down in Cape Coral. Maybe I should. Maybe I should just so I get a photo or something. That's fucking crazy. They didn't even look in the car. Oh, good point. I'd love to see what's doing in there. Okay, so let's see. This woman goes up to the door, knocks on the door, and then John finally comes out. Hi. How are you?

Karen, hold on. I have the cops here. I'll call you back. Jerry. Vegas beer sells Jerry. These two fucking hens. I call the cops, Chad.

That's what I do. Ugh. Ugh. Hi. Hi. What else going on? Do you want to come in? You want a beer?

You want to come in? She's like, it puts out of that little nose plug thing for when you dive at a pool. Sounds to explain that that. much. All right. I'm going to scrub ahead a little bit. The second officer shows up, walks up the other side of the wand. No beer kit on this side. Give credit where credits do. This is hilarious. I didn't even point this out, but you can see this little chair, this folding chair.

It's all folding furniture in the front of John's house, folding chairs and tables and stuff. And this one has a sign on it, but it is an october. So you can't see the sign. Now, you guys are experts when it comes to Suttering John. Any idea what that sign might say on it? When it isn't knocked over? No deliveries, please. Go away. No deliveries. I didn't order food.

Wait, the other cops already inside? Yes. How did the chair get there? They never, the chair was there before. Oh, she just walked around it. Read the sign. Officer, shoot him. He's back.

He's back. So I guess what I'm trying to say, I'm just lonely. Oh, hey. All right. He's inviting everyone into it. We're having a party. So people delivered food you didn't want? I was time to spend over here, John.

I'm sorry I don't have anywhere for you to sit. So any of you cops fucking? All right. So it's two female officers. And listen to this conversation they have as they're leaving the house. So what's going on with this? He had somebody. bring food

yesterday. He told them to leave. They didn't leave. Hold on. That's a different angle of that pile of beer cans. Yeah, we back that up a little bit. Maybe just let that go by. What's going on with this? He had somebody bring food

yesterday. He told them to leave. Look at that. I mean, they're just laying on the driveway. They're all in the yard back here. He thinks he's showing off. That's his drinking tree, guys. Oh, do you think he throws the Coors light in the front? He's a drinking bush lights. He's trying to grow some.

That's as good a theory as any. I like to think that he just throws his empties out the window of his car before he drives away. That's where they land. Until, like, trying multiple times, and then they eventually left he called yesterday. I told him that they're not here, so you can't press pass them. He said the same person keeps sending. Bringing a DoorDash. This is the second day he's calling the cops on DoorDash.

Like, what do you want us to do? Well, he left. Okay, what do you want me to do? Can you trespass him? They're not there. What do you want? The DoorDash. They are from DoorDash.

They are from DoorDash. Okay. So somebody keeps sending him DoorDash orders. Okay. Sounds more. We need a complaint. He's getting upset because I told him I couldn't do me. He was getting upset.

I can't help you with your emotions. This sounds like a door-dash problem. Oh, they won't help me either. All right, relax. My bad. I'll help you out. Jesus Christ. How protected do you feel after listening to these two female cops who respond to all these calls?

As modest protection is my RO system, Benny. Got it. I just said I'll give you a conjunction paperwork. Sounds good to me. Sorry, I didn't see this come out. Oh, you're trying And all that How are doing this stuff?

Yeah, you're Yeah, the big one has hoops. He's playing it against some lawyer. Oh, this is fucking hilarious. He's not going to be happy. There's nothing we can do. So yeah, so now he's. he's bitching about Vince the lawyer.

I guess the injunction rock if that's what he wants to do. He said he filed the complaint against some lawyer in New York and that's the guy that keeps sending him things. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Yeah, I mean. All right, so they walk up and give Jen homework to do, which he doesn't like.

Jerry, could you fill the things? He's out for me, girl. Dude. What is he showing them? I think he's showing them memorabilia on the wall, because you know he's got the New York Post article. That's what I'm thinking too. So he's showing them he's a celebrity.

Yeah. So he's like, all right, just so, you know, like there I am right there. I'm on the Howard Stern show. There's me with Jay Leno. What else could it be? That's exactly what he's doing. This toilet.

I did this. Dude. with me. There's a trail leading to the truck. That's me. That's me. Holy shit. That's the cat. Why couldn't we get the video from inside the house?

I know. Oh, interesting. No. Look. I did not see. I even, this is what I have for them. But they ignore it. He tells them to ignore it. So, showing the design that he wrote. I wrote that. I even put it in Spanish. And they say I'm not a Russian.

lighter. Don't deliver food here in Spanish. I want to hear these cops go, that's very good, John. That's the best sign we've seen today. We're going to put it on the fridge. You glued the macaroni out there? Very good. Okay. Yeah, I'll give him a call and let it down.

All right, thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Pass the beer cans again. Trotting down the driveway. Yeah. Give me a phone. If you want to. Yeah. Give him a call.

His name's Vincent. Vincent. Let's see if this guy answers. All right. Vince, here's your chance to shine, buddy. Get on the horn with these cops and be your trolley, wacky self. Oh, thank you. Hi, if you record your name and reason for calling, I'll see if this person is available.

Officer Miller from the Cape Coral Police Department. I mean, surely Vince is going to take a call from a police officer very seriously. Please stay on the line. This is Vince. He's a lawyer. Dorn to ask me you don't want it. What got to do for you? I'm sorry, this person is not available.

If you would like to leave an additional message, please reply after the tone. Hey, Vincent, this is Opposso Miller from the Kippoor Police Department. The reason why I'm calling is I was told that you are consistently going to an address over at 1716 Northwest. Whoa. Give me one second. Docs. Northwest 11th Court. The reason why I'm calling you about us to it is this individual does not want you to send over DoorDash things.

We realize it's hilarious, but. So we're just calling, if you can please just stop sending it at this point, because if you do continue to send it, it could potentially turn into some sort of. Oh, listen, I just talked to, Jenny's very angry. You don't want to make him angry, do you? Right. Hopefully that's at your goal, because that's what's happening right now. What a stern voicemail. It might potentially.

Yeah, like seven or eight more times you have to do it until something happens. Is that a punch card? That's what's free. If you want to be called back to the suspect, it's at two, three, nine. More doxing. And then this is Officer Miller from the Cape Court Police Department. All right, thank you. Bye.

Guys, they was John, right? Yeah, that loser in that house over there, just wasted. time. His name was John. G. Rob in the chat. How old is this video? This is from April 24th of this year. Time flies, doesn't it?

I know. That was right before John left the devilverse. He couldn't take it anymore. I wonder how much shit he's gotten sent to him since then. Probably not as much. It's more fun when he's on doing his show. Yeah. And you can see him react to it.

You have to speculate. Yeah. It's probably not as fun. Vince does get bored easily. Here's a little cheat code for anyone who's getting fucked with by Vince, he gets bored and goes away. So, you don't have to worry about it too much. We do a special guest calling into the show.

Oh, hey, guys. Any minute, which I'm very excited about. But while we're waiting for our special guest to arrive, I have a special little treat for us that I think Vinny's going to enjoy quite a bit. I think we're more like Monty Python's flying circus. We do bits and pizzas, bits and pizzas, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces. That's a good one.

I showed you the headshot I got of Artie. So can I see that? Yes, you can. This came in from Harris. Thank you very much, Harris in Arizona. Appreciate that. And then I got a CD. I think this is the CD or one of the DVDs I got.

It came in from Angel. Angel in Florida. Thank you very much, Angel. So, yeah, I have obviously this CD that we'll be checking out. I have live from St. Pete in 2007, Backdoor Benji. And then live from coconuts in 2004, that's we're going to be listening to you or watching today.

That CD is my favorite cover. What the fuck is he wearing? What is going on here? And he's got like drugs in front of him? And he's like, oh, what's all this now? What is it to do with this? Take him? Sure.

I guess. Wow. I just learned a lot on this. This isn't Willamina. There's a management company out of this that is most definitely not. Willamina. Interesting. All right.

Okay. So we'll get into Artie Fletcher in this moment, but our special guest has arrived. So I want to introduce everybody to schizochshan on the program. What's up, Sean? Yo, how you doing, Carl? I'm doing fantastic. Thanks for joining us on the show, buddy. Of course.

I'm very excited to be here. It's one of my favorite programs. So Schizoshan has done a lot for the dabalverse, and I want to run through some of his greatest accomplishments. One of them being fucking ice dancer before Ethan Ralph or Mersh, and she ruined his life, or Kevin Scampoli. So I want to talk to him about that, but also there was Gino and Keanu, who you fucked with at Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel,

and then Gino docks you. He got your ID and showed that. on the internet. I think you pissed them off quite a bit. So I want to talk about that. There's obviously Aaron Imholt. You're the reason why we have the 11th anniversary show and got to see what that comedy show was all about.

You have a nice photo with Aaron that you took that day. You thought you were a big fan, which was funny. Yeah, got posted on his Twitter. He just followed me on Twitter too. Oh, that's exciting. And then, of course, Vito just Waldie most recently, you showed up at Vito's house. And he's made it very clear as well, people over in his house. And Vito handled it like a mature adult by throwing a temper tantrum and yelling at

shod to get off of his property and move over to the sidewalk. He wearing a blue shirt while he did it. Yeah, he was dressed appropriately for Vito Giswaldi. So I want to start with Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel. What was your experience there? I mean, I just showed up late, and I showed up during. I think it was Dave Lando performing there?

Yes. Dave Lando was the Thursday night show, yep. Yes, so I showed up at that, and I talked to Chrissy Mayer's husband. Frank? About, like, yes, I talked to good old Frank. And I told him I was the guy who filmed the steel toast stuff, the anniversary show,

and he told Chrissy, and they dragged me out of the show with security, and they used flashlights on my glasses to make sure I wasn't recording anything. And I was just there to have a good time and meet you, Carl, quite frankly. We got to hang out very briefly. I was playing poker with the guys that you were hanging out over there. I talked to you a little bit, but I didn't

realize that you got trespass from the place. I don't know if you were officially trespass, but they did kick you out. Yeah, at the end, I did get officially trespass. And Gino and Kiki came over to me and started yelling at me and poking at my chest and saying, you're a piece of shit and this and that. Okay, so real quick,

I remember Frank came out to me before we did, who were these podcasts live? And he goes, Hey, Carl, some people in here might be filming the show. Is that all right? I'm like, yeah, I'm filming the show. It's my show. I'm going to put it out as an episode. So, yeah, of course, people can film.

I don't give a shit. But apparently other people were quite concerned about people being there filming. Which I don't understand why that is. Like, Aaron is embarrassed by the comedy show because it sucked. And everyone got drunk and it wasn't funny. If that's the case, if you're embarrassed by what you're doing, then why are you doing that? Why are you doing a live show like that? It makes no sense for a comedian.

Like, you want it to go as wide as possible. So it's, uh, it's, uh, it's, very telling. Um, but, uh, yeah, so mob mayor dragged me into the back room and had me interrogated. And, uh, she gave me, I said, I'll remember it till the day I die. I told her that I filmed the air and emerald stuff. She looks at me with this hurt puppy dog face and goes, why would you do that? And I was like, Carl Hamburger's here. You know why I would do that. Like, what do you mean? Everyone's sitting on steel toe. Right. What's what you're talking about? Did, does Chrissy not know what a disaster that show was? She probably is out of the loop on that stuff, right?

Yeah, I don't, I don't know how close. so she follows all of it. Right. So. But that was the one that, uh, Gino and Keanu were paid $3,000 to go to. And, uh, yes. Gino, and we know this because of Schizoshan, Gino decided to devote most of his time on stage to talk about what a horror

Kayla Ricada is. Yes. At the, uh, the anniversary show. And, uh, yeah, I, uh, God, that was, that was so much fun. They loved me there, too. Gino, I, I think his feelings got hurt because we had such a good time. We were singing beforehand, before the, show and then I just recorded

the whole thing and then I went to the trial afterwards that Aaron got sent to because of my footage Right, how was that? Oh, that was phenomenal. I mean, Nikki Racketts was there with the lady. I felt like a real investigative journalist for the Dabalverse. Are you the one of filmed

Aaron walking into the courthouse? Yes, that was also me. That was also me. You're like the Forrest Gump of this shit. Dude, he really is. He's everywhere. It's fucking with everyone. It's awesome. He's everywhere. Yes. And then, yeah, I got a little too drunk, and I blacked out, and Gino took that time and opportunity to post my license on Twitter and docks me for some fucking reason. I still don't, it baffles my mind to this day why he decided to do that.

You didn't do anything to him. You didn't do anything to anyone at Chrissy Mary's content. You paid for tickets. You got a hotel room, and you were there to watch the shows. Yeah, I was there to have a good time with everybody. I don't know. I really wasn't going to fuck with anyone there until all that went down. And, you know.

Now, the real reason why you were trying to. trespass, I believe, is because you passed out in a room that wasn't yours? Well, yes, but we've theorized that I got overserved, and instead of just kicking me out, because they didn't want to get in trouble for overserving me, they just put me in a hotel room. Oh, interesting. And I was so drunk, like, I had my own hotel room, so I must have just not told them that or something, because I just, I had my last drink for the night, and then as soon as I set it down, I blacked out and woke up in a room that was a mine, and then the next thing I know, security's banging on my door. telling me to leave. I was in one of those hotel rooms. There were all these hotel rooms that were open for some reason.

They were just wide open the doors where you just go in and hang out there. Oh, wow. It's really weird how that was set up. I didn't understand that. What a strange ramshackle affair. But yeah, so I guess we learned later because Keanu filmed me while I was drunk talking to security because I had like lost my glasses or something. And we don't know exactly.

She cut the audio out. So we theorized she was with Chrissy and maybe some other e-celebrities or regular celebrities there filming me talking about me. And I guess security went around. Cecil said this later, showing my ID to people saying, like, do you know this guy? Like, do you know why he's here? And that's when Gino got the opportunity to take a picture of my license. That's so wild. Like, they're acting like you're this fucking enemy who came in to sabotage him.

You're telling me the security guy let Gino see your ID for him to docks it. Yeah, that's what we've theorized would make the most sense. Otherwise, he would have had to, like, go in my license and take it out. But I don't even think Gino would do that. But, you know, he really had a problem with me. So phenomenal job at the Rumpth Anniversary Show. Chrissy Mare's Contest Hotel. I'm sorry you couldn't be there to see WATP Live and hang out with this more that weekend.

That was a bummer. But the next thing you did is you really got under our buddy Vito Giswaldi's skin. And Mince, who's your current girlfriend. That's correct. Mint and Riley, her ex, used to fuck with Vito all the time. And Vito, it doesn't handle it well. And he lashes out and he threatens to S.A. people for whatever reason.

I don't know what he thinks he's going to accomplish with that sort of thing. And so now you're involved with Mint Salad, and you decided to go ahead and head over to Vito's house and just kind of fuck with him. Because Vito has said, that's where he draws the line. He doesn't want people showing up in his house. He told Dick Matthews in this on the show. He's like, listen, maybe you don't give a shit, but I draw the lot of people showing my house. Dick goes, do you think I want people showing my house? You're fucking idiot.

To be fair. He had to be fair here, though, because Dick did draw the line of Vito coming to his house. That's true. He's like, I didn't want you in my house. A little old randos. But you were respectful. Yeah, well, Vito, yeah, really didn't want people going on his property. And Riley and meant we're still together when I did this.

But, Vito, I got sick and tired of every week hearing him on the show, bitch about Riley fucking with him and coming to his property. So I said, fuck it. If Riley's not going to do it, no one else is going to do it, I'll fucking do it. And I wasn't even going to, I was going to have a fake protest, like a silly protest with his bunny hat, telling him to fix his audio and shit like that. And he decided to meet me across the street and then keep saying, my property, dude, you know, you really fucked up. Why'd you come here? And then he called the police on me, of course, for just being on the sidewalk. Like, I didn't even get a chance to actually go up to his door.

In such a way that just made him look so foolish. And I was watching that video going, Vito, what are you doing? What the fuck is? Remember, this was his big thing with Hackamania, that he canceled on Hackamania, which really started, I think, the rip between, well, it's one of the things started the rip between him and Dick. We're just canceled on Hackamany because he's like, someone said they're going to come to my house while I'm in Vegas. Like, what are you going to do, man? And nothing's happened yet. Right, nothing's happened.

People can threaten anything they want to. Like, lock your friends. fucking doors and something alarm. Go have a good time. Yeah. It's fucking legal too. Like people are allowed to go up to your door. I don't know. Like you know, whatever. Yeah. So, uh, Vito came out and threw

a hissy fit and you got him, you start him along for a good long time. He would like, he would like touch me and I would just like juke around him and I, I really ran him in circles. I got him some exercise. At one point he fell over, you just started rolling him.

Yeah. Like Willy Wonka. All right. So this is wild because, as you guys know, Mersh and Ice Dancer had this crazy falling out. They were dating and then she cheated on with Kevin Ska Polly. And then he took her back and then they were dating again. And I think she got back with Kevin Scampi again.

And then Mersh sent her a 17-page breakup letter and threatened to ruin her life. And then she decided to release the 17-page breakup letter. and as a result of that he decided to get her fired from her job and was successful doing that and this ice dancer she seems to be a problem I'm not saying Merch is in the right

in any of this but she seems like a handful oh yeah she's like one of these BPD E girls star fuckers and she wanted to get with Nikki Rackets before me and anyone else like that was her primary target okay so she talks about her communication with Nikki Nikki he talks about communication with Nickerceda

and it's seems very much like she was just helping her getting touched with Mersh, like the way she tells the story I'm like, this doesn't sound right. I know Nick M.O. I don't think this is what was going on. No.

Yeah, Nick just sort of linked her up with everybody. And she just reached out to me after seeing me go on Mersh's show, I believe, because she was a huge Mersh fan, obviously. And I didn't think anything of it when she first reached out. I thought she was just some E-girl. And I thought, you know, whatever, I might get a chance to get a chance to get

laid, why not? And so I flew down to Florida very quickly after that, because she was down to meet up with me. And at that point, nothing had happened with anyone else, even Nikki Rackett's. And so I showed up, and, you know, we went on a couple dates, and then I hooked up with her. I got to fuck her, so I didn't need fuck ice dancer. And, yeah, she's, I don't know, she's a very interesting person, but yeah, she's definitely crazy. And a scale of one to ten, what would you give her?

I mean, after all the stuff that went down with her and Ralph and Mersh. No, no, no, no. I'm just talking about your guys fun time together. Honestly, she wasn't that crazy with me. Okay. I think she was sort of, because it was the first one, I think she was trying to keep a lot of it on the DL. But she did, I mean, she fucked Stavros and mentioned to me that she was trying to hook up with Nikki Rackets.

And so I was like, okay, and she was a rapper. I mean, I don't know. I do want to talk about that. Fucking away down the line. All right. I do want to talk about Stavros, but I, just want to translate this for people who don't know. He didn't get anal, is what he just told me.

Oh, stop is Greek. That was the, no, I mean, Schizochian didn't get out. Oh, that was the translation of what just happened. All right. So she told you she fucked Stavros. That was a one-night stand thing, right? Yeah, she was just,

she went to like a Comtown live event, live taping or something, and she just talked to Stavros after her and was like, hey, do you want to fuck? And they went to the hotel and fucked, so I'm Eskimo brothers to Stavros. I just watched the most recent season of tires, and I was like, yo.

I love that show, and I love Stavi on that show. He's great. I'm a big fan of his. I see him. Do stand up twice and completely different hour, both times, hilarious, very funny comic. I wouldn't fuck him. He's not my type. But Ice Dancers a bit of a star fucker.

Oh, yeah, big time. Pest is here, the great Clipper Pest. Can I ask Sean a question? Was Ice Dancer a fan of Ricada and MERS before becoming a fan of the Davover's? Yes, I believe. So what brought her into the Dabbleverse was like the Steeltoe stuff. So I think me recording the Stiltoe event, that's really what, like, made her want to do stuff with me. And then I started talking about the Dabbleverse and getting her more interested in it.

Is that awesome? This guy goes to this, you know, a love of the anniversary show. I wish I was there. It's fucking great. Films it for us. You know, we're all playing out of our shows. Nobody likes onions merged me. And next to you know, like young chicks are like, I want to suck your dick now.

I said, okay, I'm just doing this for fun. That's cool. That's a good deal. Why not? That's a nice little perk to be a part of the... Hey, for you young kids out there, wondering whether you get into the Dabbleverse or not? There's so much pussy. There's so much pussy to go around.

There's Ice Dancer, and I mean, the list goes on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so you hooked up with her, and then she fucks Ethan and Ralph. Like, they date for a little while. Yes. And, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, um, and, um, when she hooked up with Ethan Ralph, like, people started talking about how Ralph got this new chick, and I didn't even look at it. I just saw people saying that, and I scrolled past. I was like,

whatever, I, you know, who gives a fuck? Ralph is always fucking some new chick. And then I see Ralph put a promo for the kill stream up, and it's her face. And I started freaking out, and I was like, yo, what the fuck? I fuck this shit. That's crazy. And then, fucking, I'm, I'm almost positive about this. I haven't been able to confirm it. But my appearance on the kill stream was with Ice Dancer, and I think she engineered that and wanted to fuck up my appearance, but I fucking, I ran circles around her and totally embarrassed her. Nice. And she was just quiet the whole time.

So when you see that she hooks up with a guy like Ethan Ralph after you, what does that do to your self-esteem? I mean, you know, I'll be honest, Carl, I think it's kind of cool because I like Ralph. And I like, because the more famous people she fucks, the better it is for me, because I'm like connected to it. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I don't got to deal with her anymore.

You know, it's Ralph's problem and it's content. It's good content. So, you know. You and the Ralph O'Mail are brothers, and you were first, which is, I think, the important thing. That's right. That's before everybody. So then she goes on to get into Mersh's DMs and eventually Mersh lets its guard down and says, yeah, yeah, okay, we'll hang out. And they start dating.

And there is a famous thing that happened while they were in a relationship where Mersh punches a hole in the wall in his house. And he does this. And Mersh is the one who told us. That's why I know it's true. Because he had asked her, did you? ever fuck schizzo shot? She's like, no, of course not. It's like, really?

I've heard that you did. She's like, no, no, no. And then one night they're drinking, they get back home from drinking and stuff. And she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I did fuck skipson. Oh, that's what? And he punched a hole in the while. He was pretty upset. How did you feel when you found out that you were enraged Mersh?

Well, I was, quite frankly, ecstatic because it was the, the Nintendo. The Nintendo Switch was like the big meme about the relationship, right? And so it's like, I became connecical. it became like the schizo switch, okay, in a way. And it was, what really pissed me off about it is when I heard Mersh, he was saying, like, I was totally in love with Ice Dancer, but I had never even met her. And so I said on a live stream, like, oh, really, Mersh? I didn't even met her.

I did a lot more than that, buddy. And I guess that clip got back to him, and Mersh basically said, like, I don't think Sean would lie about that, and I wasn't. And so then, you know, the whole debacle happened. But, yeah, it was a... I mentioned the lying about fucking Ice Dancer. Did you really fucking... Yeah, I didn't.

No, I really fucked up. That would be the lie. No, I'm sure she's a lovely woman. She seems great. She seems phenomenal. She seems fantastic. Okay, so you said borderline personality disorder. What were the signs that you saw when you were with her?

She's crazy. Yeah, she's crazy. And sort of her past was a big giveaway. And, you know, she did this very hot and cold thing where, like, she'd act like she was down with me and, like, wanted to hook up again in the few. future and then go totally dark and act like she didn't know me. And I saw her in Mersh's chat talking about how she has another date coming up soon and all this. And I was like, okay, whatever, like I'm done with you.

But she had gotten... What about her past? Just Stavros or there more to her past? Well, it was, she had been, she told me, because I think we went to Chili's, right? And we somewhere like Chili's. What was with Ice Dancer and Shane Rush Trots? I don't know. All she was talking about going to chain rubble.

This is great. A woman of discriminating. I prefer Chili's too at the airport, but Chili's is nice. We talked about her past, and she had been quite the party girl from what I could gather. She was a rapper doing drugs all the time and just hanging out with all sorts of wild people. And then she had got on, like, psychiatric SSRIs. And so she sort of mellowed out. And so that's where I gained it from.

Okay. So SSRIs are bad. It's the moral of that story. And have you been in touch with her since she lost her job? Have you guys, do you guys still communicate at all? No, I haven't reached out to her at all. I gave her some support. Like, I liked a tweet here and there because, like, I did think it was fucked up that

Mersh made her a loser job, no matter how you feel about her. It's like, we all agree that was fucked up, yes. Yeah. No matter what she did. But I haven't really talked to her at all because I just feel like it's sort of weird. I'm with the mint now, so I don't want to fucking cause even more drama. I feel like I'd just be giving her an excuse to blow my life up, basically, if I read out her at all. Yeah.

She can't do that sort of thing, it seems like. Probably want to say on her good side. In fact, I don't even know why I'm talking about this right now. Clippers in here. I'm fucked. I say, We love you. You're great.

I don't agree with this borderline personality disorder thing that's what Sean is saying. I think that's crazy. Congratulations on being with Mintzell. I love Mint. She's a big part of our show. She's done a lot of the posters for our live shows. And we've hung out with her when we've done shows in Boston and Philadelphia. So very cool that you two are together.

And, you know, sorry for Riley. Hopefully there's no hard feelings there. Oh, yeah, none. I don't think he's mad at all. Good. No, yeah, I appreciate you saying that. And we love you, obviously, Carl. And I want to show up at your events at some point.

I had a blast. And whenever I met you in person, like the Dick Show, meet up in Boston, and that sort of thing. So I hope we can work together in the future. And at some point, I want to sort of get back to doing stuff for the dabblerverse. I was going to ask you, what is next for Schitteslshund?

You've been dark for a little bit. Well, so I'm doing a show with Trixie the Golden Witch on her channel called The Biggerest Problem in the Universe. Okay. And so I'm doing that, mince the producer for that. But right now, we're just sort of in a holding pattern because, I mean, quite frankly, I'm broke as a joke, Carl. I mean, I won't make secrets about that. But once I get some capital going, I'm going to start. And Melton, like, wanted me to go back to the Steeltoe anniversary event this year.

And I wanted to. I really did, but I just couldn't swing it. So I'm hoping to just start getting back into it. You heard the story about Aaron getting too drunk to sing karaoke, and they shut it down at 7.30 p.m. God, I wish you were there, but we needed boots on the ground for that. Yeah. Well, that'll change at some point.

I'm going to, I'm getting back into it because I love it. It's just like, it's the best thing ever, and it's great community you guys got going here. So I'm going to definitely go to the next Hacomania. That's for sure. I missed the last one, but. Dude, Hacomania is so fun. We'll see you there for sure.

And I don't know if I'm sure Mincella knows that Lorenzo Ariola is back on the scene. They used to do a show together. They did. They did. So, yeah. I saw Lorenzo was on with Tuki this morning. Was he? Yeah, we almost had him on the creepoff yesterday.

Yeah. We did a hot for teacher on the creepoff. But I thought, you know what? I'd really like to hear Lorenzo's opinions on these women. Yeah. Yeah, he's hilarious. I love that guy. He's great.

All right. Skits or anything else we should know? I didn't ask you about Ice Dancer, or do you guys have any questions that we should be asking Suczylshod about? Well, as far as Ice Dancer goes, I don't know, I wish for the best. I hope maybe her and Stavros, after all this will end up together again. Maybe she'll marry to Stavros. That would be a catch.

Stavros is doing pretty well. Yeah. But I just want to say, Carl, I really enjoyed your appearance on the biggest problem recently. It's definitely the best out of the new post-Dick era. Oh, thank you. Yeah. I had fun on there.

I was surprised. I wasn't expecting that. And just real quick, I'm going to be on small brain, big brain. I'm recording my episode this Monday. And I know you're going to do an episode as well. So just give a quick shout out to that guy. Yes. That's the new game show.

That's not out yet, but he's recording a bunch of episodes. I know Vita was a contestant on there as well. Yes. Awesome. Well, Schindle-Shon, thanks so much for swinging by and giving us some insights into this ice dancer drama. Of course. Anytime, Carl.

All right, buddy. We'll talk to you again. I hope to see you to a live show soon. Yeah, see you soon. All right, let it. Schenzo Sean, everyone. What a life. What a life.

This fucking guy just keeps popping up places. Yeah. If I had known what was going to go down at Chrissy Mary's Continental Hotel, I would have spent some more time with him. I didn't realize he was going to be God the next day. I would have spent more time with it. I would have been a funeral? Jesus.

I know. He's gone. He's gone. He's not coming back. All right, let's hit this again. I think we're more like Monty Python's flying circus. We do bits and pizzas, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces. That's a good one.

2004 coconuts in St. Pete's and Artie Fletcher does set that he decided he needed to put out as a DVD. And we have said DVD, and I've ripped it. so that we can actually play it here on this show, something that I forgot how to do. I tried to rip a DVD for many years. I was like, oh, yeah, how do you do this thing? And here it is. I have not watched this yet.

I don't know if it's sweetened like the other one that we've been watching. So we'll learn together. St. Petersburg Beach, Florida, coconuts. How are you feeling tonight? Our headliner has been seen on Law and Order. Third Watch, NYPD Blue, Conan O'Brien. Welcome to the Still Alive and Well Tour.

York City's bad boy, Artie Fletcher. So far, first off, great energy, Artie. This is awesome. He's the headliner and he knows it. He's loving this. He's out there rocking out. He did the Hulk Hogan ear thing, which is always good. And the lighting's way better.

And so far, I was like it's shot way better than the other special. It actually looks like blind mic is operating the camera. Is this really the audio? Let's find out. I can't hear you from... Still alive and well. Can you fucking imagine that? 18 years of comedy.

When? Live tonight. Coconut's. Comedy club. That's not hack at all. Looking back at the sign behind you to find out where you are. He did that joke when he was with Gallagher. One video we watched.

Doesn't get any better, does it? Carl, before you play this, I'm sorry. Can I just say something? I'm sorry. If you expect new material on this, it's going to be the same stuff. You're fucking out of your mouth. You're right. You're right. That is dumb.

Just so you know. Well, this one that we, so the one that we've watched, this one, is from 2012. This is 2004. I mean, it's a pretty big difference there. I would assume there's going to be different stuff, right? He's actually evolve over time and you have new bits by 2012. You tell me. So when Comics Cafe was around in Henrietta, there was at a strip mall here in the Rochester area,

Every comic who came through would be like, ah, you know, sometimes it's tough to be a comedian on the road, but then when you get to play a strip ball in Rochester, I think that was the joke that Hardy just did. Oh, look at this gay shirt. I'm not even married. I have no excuse to wear this fucking shirt. You know, it's, yeah, again,

I like to thank my sponsors for the fine clothes to make me wear. They should have just got me a shirt that's a cock blocker on the back. Three swings. No hits. I fucking hate comics who go out and their first thing is, yeah, look at what I'm wearing. You chose that. Yeah, that's a prop. Right.

It's just a prop that at that point. Like, okay. Good stuff. Is it sweetened? I want to play a little bit more. I think it's sweetened. I think there's more people here for this than the other one. Yeah, it looks like it.

It's cool. You know, I like coming to Florida. I really do. I like that. Someone saw the poster out front and they're like, from law and order, this is going to be hilarious. I know. His first three credits were dramas.

That's right. Like the women here, the women are, the women that are, oh, my God, on the beach and thongs and, oh, Jesus Christ. I had to wear a diaper today. Yeah. What was that mean? I had to wear a diaper today. So he goes, the women are in thongs on the beach. I had to wear a diaper today.

If he brought up like a baby that wouldn't be like, oh, you know, that's funny because babies wear diapers. Hot chicks and thongs that wear diapers. There's never any sense to anything already. says jokes do not connect. Oh, so I should not be trying to analyze this one? That is what I'm trying to tell you. He's just a fucking idiot who says things that sound like punchlines.

Yeah, but yeah. And his inflections are wrong. Right. So if he let it breathe a little, it'll be like, I'm wearing a diaper. That would have been totally different. But it doesn't even make sense. You ever see a hot chicken that have to piss yourself? No.

I don't like, what's the diaper for? You don't wear a diaper to hide your boner? Jesus Christ My boulder hides by itself It's my superpower You know I like coming to Florida I really do I like the women here

The woman here The woman to fly Oh my God on the beach And thongs Oh Jesus Christ I had to wear a diaper today Yeah It filled up from the front

But I actually I love about Florida You put a girl in Florida You know what you're fucking getting Okay Now where I live in New York now Four in the morning. Yeah, you give it exact change, $200.

You get her fucking home, totally negative. She got a bigger dick than you. And you're like, fuck, and I paid for who's going to know. Come on, Frankie. You know, and then, like, you know, like, being here at St. Pete's Beach is a tourist trap, you know. So, like, you know, today I figured out to see the sights. over the Publix. Has anybody been there?

There's 8 fucking billion old people. Local humor. This is always good for DVD releases. Here we go with the Mike cable over his nostrils. Like an old person in the supermarket. Here it comes.

All right. But he's seen this act before. What's on sale? I must have got hit by 20 of those fucking electrical carts. come on put a fucking H-OV lane in there or something keep them all on one side

then I can't get to dial 7 as a pile up on the diaper aisle two fucking walkers got hooked right I wouldn't have gone with diaper we'd already use diapers a punchline you know it's common I would have got applesauce

apple sauce aisle the famous apple sauce aisle yeah fucking flares all over a place, EMTs. I'm waiting on line to fucking get a mile seven.

Guys walking around with a so I'm standing on his fucking hose. So, so like, you know, like, you know, I know I'm going to get old someday, you know, and it's like people tell me all the time, you know,

don't do drugs, don't drink. And I think about that, right? And I go, hey, fuck you, look at the stones. Their next door should be almost dead to her, okay? Oh, what a transition. What a shot. I think the camera guys fall in asleep and just falling to sleep on the Zoom button at times.

Yeah. Just leaning into it. I didn't understand where he went from the old people at the supermarket. People tell me all the time, don't do drugs and don't drink. Who's telling you that? His daughters. You know, you think of that she... His daughters who are currently having a go-fund before.

God damn it. Fiddy. Their next door should be almost dead. tour, okay? You know, you think of that shit you're putting your body over the years, and now the big concern is smoking. Smoking is not...

Now? 2004. Now they're saying cigarettes are bad for you. What? What? Who's saying that? My doctor recommends Winston. What's he talking about? Not our fucking problem,

okay? We all grew up around it and we're still alive, okay? This pisses me off. Like, see, when I go to a club in New York, okay, and I'm doing cocaine, I have to smoke. Oh, it should be a drinking game. Fucking cocaine references. It's nonstop with this guy. We get it.

You like cocaine. Jesus. Because it says it on the packet, right? You know, and you get miles for that, too. You know what? It sucks. Every time you... Hold on a second.

Was the packet the cocaine in that joke? That made no sense. Do you want a packet of cocaine? Yeah. And this is what? that he repeated in 2012. We've heard this one before. It's bad.

Coke Davis, I was like, make sure you read the label. Like, no, I will. Thank you. Fuck. Try to quit smoking. What happens? The cigarette company, Marvel, they trick your ass, don't they? They come out with a new catalog. Yeah, I need a fucking kayak, okay? Yeah, I need a kayak.

Would it be cool you smoked enough? They gave you a house. I have a camel pool queue. But who's bragging over here? Just me, I guess. Why did he say kayak twice? Wouldn't it be funnier to, like, have a second thing than he wouldn't do? I think he meant he's having a cardiac. Okay, that would make more sense.

I'd have my kid smoking. You get in that room and you finish that pack. I'll talk back. Daddy wants that trailer. Now, finish it. I don't care. You're five. We're moving to Clearwater.

Oh, my God. And then everything's got fat. Everything has cancer. Everything does this. Everything has cancer. Everything has cancer. You guys what I mean? How was the doctor reading his chart?

Which organs? How many organs do it? Everything is fat and everything has cancer. Oh my God. And everything's got fat. Everything has cancer. Holy shit. That's 7232 in the chat.

This really does look like a guy who wants to buy Peewee's bite. A little bit. You know, the day I hear a doctor go of a woman sucks a guy's dick, she's going to get cancer. I got fucking problems, okay? I got fucking problems, all right? Leave it alone. And we're so stupid on the way we... Whoa.

Wow. It's just another example of connections to things that should make no sense. Like people are going, uh-huh, uh-huh, what? That's Arty's comedy style. Nobody knows what he starts setting shit up, and then it makes no sense. Suck a dick, that's a funny thing to say on stage, right? He thinks he's going to get a laugh, like when he says cocaine. Right.

You know, like when a girl's suck a dick, like, yeah, then what? He knows the rhythm of how to, like, deliver a joke kind of. Sure. But he just doesn't have any material. Look, that's what's great. I'm an actor. I can, my way it goes up down, up to, I love it. It's great.

It is. Wait, wait, right, down? It's great. But, you know, like, what do you make? Why do you do every New Year's, what do you do? Resolution. Yeah. Does it fucking last?

What do you do, New Year's Day? Turkey, ham. You're fucked the first day. What? Turkey and ham? Is that how people's New Year's Resolution is? I got to cut down on all this turkey. I'm eating.

What? I mean, I don't know. It's such a hack premise to begin with, but that turkey and ham? They do have a lot of cancer in them. Everything's got cancer. He's done like three little chunks in a row, and I'm going to go ahead and say, I already just had the hack trick. Those all sucks.

Hack. Hacky. Then they come out with these diets. Deal a meal. That was a good idea. Wasn't that a good idea? You lose 100 pounds. Who comes to your neighborhood?

Richard Simmons. I need another fag in my neighborhood. Whoa. Dumb diet, too. That's not going to over well. Yeah. Any other fag in my neighborhood? Huh?

Where do you live? Didn't you blow a chef? Yeah, that's right. I forgot. Did he suck off a cook at one of these comedy clubs? That's so fucking horrifying. So Mike Kelton told me. Big people, a deck of car.

which tells them what they can eat for the day. You know they were cheating their asses off by lunchtime. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Fucking, just give me another deck, okay? Now they had this other one. I like Slim Fast. I thought that was a cool one. Two shakes a day, sensible meal all night.

Do you ever notice on the back of that can and never said you couldn't add anything to that shake? Hogandosh, Butterfingers, Hershey Kisses, Heathbars. I got done with this fucking thing and look like a Dairy Queen Blizzard. I couldn't even finish it. I'd be like, this is a good idea. Then you go, you know what?

I got to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. Here it comes. I don't know what it is. They must hear you coming. They must hear your fucking legs just rubbing against each other. Gold's gym.

They're waiting on the front fucking stairs for me. And they're like crying. Look at that fat fool. He knows he's got a problem. And you get there. And now they're going to take you on a tool. of all the machines. The ATM. But while they're doing that,

it's just kind of weird that they have a blonde bent over every fucking machine that you're looking at. And now you come into the office and he goes, well, how long would you like to join for? Here's my credit card. Just like, I don't know what a fire. Just tell me when it's no good, you know? Then he says, you know,

you know, instead of being the bad boy of New York, should just be like a horny drug addict, would that be a better description of this guy's comedy? Hey, I'm the horny drunk-hattie guy Yeah, yeah We get it You set a goal for yourself Since you've been walking around

I go, absolutely See that blonde over there? I hope to be fucking her by Monday That's my goal And you get older When you get all the shit Sir, doesn't shit change when you get older? I'm hitting 30 now

I fuck, it's weird What? That's not a bad joke That's kind of funny I'm hitting 30 I think that was a joke right? All right, let's see how he pulls out of this. I think that was a joke.

Sir, doesn't shit change when you get older? I'm hitting 30 now. I fuck. It's free. It's weird. Really? Don't you notice every day your balls get lower? Maybe that wasn't a joke.

No, because he would have paused and said, that's funny. Yeah, he would have done something to be like, ah, come by, guys. Put his hands out. Hey, right. A place down here, and I don't even know anymore, right? Oh, my God. This is the most hack fucking thing, too. You know your balls fucking drop

When you get older? Yeah, yeah, grandpa, we know. It's just because we're, you know, connected and kind of attached. And, uh, you got to watch yourself when you're not, because I was on a plane.

I know, don't fucking flush while you're sitting. I'm like, ah, coming up there, he's going. With the pilot smoke in a joint? Wait, what? Do you remember when he was talking about the al-Qaeda we're meeting in the caves? And they're all smoking weed.

Oh, yeah. And they're like, bomb Oklahoma City. He's like, and they're like passing a joint around. Because that's what Al-Qaeda is known for. Now, apparently, pilots are also known for smoking weed. I thought we were still talking about testicles dropping.

So he's in the bathroom of the plane. Flushes the toilet. Yeah. Keep up, man. Can we both go back to Kylie Jenner? At least she had this pets I like to look at that. She was smart. She gets so shot.

You didn't get Aidal, but did she, uh, fuck me. And the pilot's coming up there He's going Look at this That sounds Cams Sir, my nuts are stuck Well, you only got three more hours

Yeah Here, have some juice So he is on testicles Here have some juice Is that a thing they say to you When you're out of the airplane? Well, yeah Here have some juice

In first class Would you like a juice box sir? What would they say to Artie in no class I'm laying on the beach I'm laying on the beach here at St. Pete's right? I'm laying on the beach because I figure,

okay, now I lost some weight. You know, I can see my penis again which is cool. I see him every morning he's hooking to the right. Hey, how are you doing? No, you're the big, no, I'm the bigger.

No, I love you. I'm laying on the beach, why are my own business? He's lifeguards. I don't even know if they call him down here. These guys, they're fucking baby gorillas. You do some wrong.

Here's how they walk up to you. Ladies Jim, I kid you not. Yesterday? they picked my big ass up, threw me onto the pavement. Not the beach, the pavement. Like, what the fuck did I do? I gave both of a hundred bucks to do that.

They go, you fat bastard, you're wearing a thong. It's not even the funny part. I had it on backwards, right? Ladies, is that a visual? The string was splitting my nuts. I was walking up. I was walking up the beach

and they looked like click-clacks, right? And little kids from Canada are going, Mommy, I want one of those. What's a click-clack? Is anyone now? Apparently fleshy, colored balls. And Canadian kids like them? I think he's talking about those, like, things out of the stick that you could flip around and make one of each other. Why were their Canadian children involved in this show?

Canada. Am I right? His fucking Canadians are with their click-clacks. Because he's a terrible writer, Carl. You know what? I'm going to go ahead and say this. Yeah. After watching this far into this.

minutes into this. Sure. This special is definitely better than the other one. Okay. This is actually a better special because, like, he's not just, like, he has some type of order in energy. That's true. Yes.

He did start with his best material of the public's old people on the scooters. That was great. Yeah. Yeah. No crowd work yet. No crowd work yet. He hasn't gotten a horny from anyone in the front. Yeah, that one woman really distracted him on the other special.

I was waiting for it. Yeah. You know there's going to be some chick that you started hitting out at some point. We'll just watch a few more seconds of this, then we'll move on. Oh, my God. Shit that goes on in this world just blows my mind. It really does. Beautiful transition right there.

It really does. Makes you think. Like marriage, that's a fun thing. Yeah, I've got a few times. Shit that goes out in this world blows my mind. It really does. Like marriage. Awesome transition.

No one's ever covered. this before. That's some shit that does go out of this world. You were right to categorize it that way, sir. You're one of the biggest hacks I know. I'm fucking not good at it. Isn't it cool? What are you good at? Comedy.

Fuck. I'm fucking not good at it. Isn't it cool? It costs you $35 to get married and like $12 billion to get divorced? My last wife was cool. She really was.

She took pretty much everything, but she let me keep my dick, which I thought was nice of her right. Then again, she really never used it. And so you learned to live with this shit, you know what I'm saying? Oh, there's one very drunk woman there. What am I a hack? And if they were going to be sweetening this, I think that there would be way less dying laughter at that point.

And I think they would have filled that silence. So, uh... All right, let's see how he gets out of this. marriage chunk and then we'll move on she shot herself and when a woman tells you she's got to find herself you're fucked oh my wife found herself under somebody

she works with it's not even a joke no oh they were oh I'm really sad about it you guys why are you all laughing yeah right it's like yeah we get it

your wife would rather fuck somebody else yeah that makes sense I'm not surprised we got to get into some beans and peanut butter talk I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans.

Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. Look great. I feel great. P.S. of Wild Jerry shit today.

First, I want to start with a YouTube channel called Channel 404 News with Don Furgundy. And Raperbutt, a fan and friend of the show, turn me on to this because it turns out Raper Butt was in the chat and this guy covers the quartering a lot and Darkside Field does a lot of DSP stuff and he does long streams

this guy does six hours, six plus hours when he does his streams and Raper Butt showed up in the chat with a super chat and it threw this guy off he said the name and he thought he'd have to take this whole channel down because of it. And Lance Catamaran with the five

Okay, can we start the show? Can we start? Everybody, stop it. Everybody stop it right now. Stop supporting. Stop supporting your local news, folks. Ray perba, Ray per, um, Ray P. Ray P for DSP.

Thank you. Thank you. So watch this. Okay. He switches over to technical difficulties. As he tries to contemplate what he's going to do next. He's like, oh shit, I just said Raperbot on my show. Okay.

We're back. And we're back. I don't think it was close enough. I think we're okay. I don't think it was that close. Good on you. The Food Bart with the Gifted. Yeah, I think it'll be fine.

I think you can say Raverbott. Your show on YouTube. It'll be okay. What's crazy? Is it this guy covers Jerry Banfield? What? Yeah. I ain't no idea.

And he's all in, man. Check this out. Hey, so let's get this going. Say hello. To your new dating coach, he's Jerry Banfield. Gary Banfield, a man with the plan, ladies and gentlemen, if you've not met your dating coach yet, we'll get ready. Get ready to meet your date.

We're at the five hour and 47 minute mark of this show where he gets to the Jerry Banfield segment. This came out, this was live streamed yesterday. It has 21,000 views. Oh. What the fuck? Where is it coming from? We got to team up with this guy. This is great.

Dating coach. the man who's going to plan your life for you. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Yeah, people have loved our new Jerry segments. Absolutely loved them. I'm not kidding. He's my new favorite, too. All, like, the comments are for him and everything.

To know him is to love him when it comes to Jerry Badfield. Unless you're a lady. Well, that's true. Oh, fuck. Oh, I'll bring it down Wednesday. I just remembered someone sent me a very funny screenshot. of there's apparently a message board of women who are on a certain dating app down in St. Pete's warning other women about Jerry.

It has nothing to do with our show or anything that's been going on on YouTube. It actually dates back months. The word is out, ladies. Yeah, I got to find that. Fuck. So much. People, I imagine on Wednesday, I can't cover all the Jerry stuff. People have been sending me lots of stuff, so I appreciate that.

There's a lot to get to. Yeah. I love me some Jerry. You know what's something? funny, I forgot to bring this up. I forgot to bring this up last time. But he brought, so he kept on saying, um,

the last video we watched, he said that he, he's been watching the Bobby, Bobby Reels videos. And I tried to look up what that was. And this is the only thing I could find. I'm not kidding. It's this kid called Bobby Huss or Bobby Reels.

And this is what he, and this is what he does. He's a kid that tries to do. All right. So he's not getting all of this right. It's Bobby Rio. Yeah. Is the guy that Jerry is into.

And Bobby Rio is like this dating coach guy. Five secrets to make your wife desire and respect you again. He does these whiteboard video. Oof. And I've been following Bobby Reels this whole time. He looks. He looks. So yeah.

So targeted audience right there. So Don's a little off on this one. But now I'm thinking he actually was watching. That was the Bobby he was watching. Gator, thanks again for the 500 kicks, man. I appreciate you. All hail to... Wait, wait, wait, wait.

All hail to the king. Jerry Banfield's coming through, folks. Everybody... I like the size. I have little jingles and things like that. I'm five, six hours out of the podcast. I'm a little slow myself. But I want to check in on this guy.

Maybe we'll team up. And I like to talk to him more about his experience with Jerry Banfield. Really? Yeah, I think I do. I think I do. Okay. Kendi, remember Kendi, our review girl? She sent me this in, and she goes,

hey, watch this quick clip. This is where Jerry's inner Buffalo Bill comes out. Oh, no. This is creepy. Is he going to lose a Super Bowl? He doesn't have a lot of opportunities to meet women in person. It's like, you should be doing as much as you can in person. Get away for me.

It's too good impression of the woman that he meets in person, apparently. That's not great. Wow. I want to thank Jamie on our Patreon, who sent this video in for us to enjoy together. My ex-wife used to sing this lullaby to our children. And sometimes when I'm feeling a bit down or I need to love myself, I'll actually sing it to myself now because it's now become my song. Like when you listen to a song on the radio and I still think of how beautiful it was for her to sing that it goes something like this. I love you so.

my sweetest love, my sweetest love, I love you so, I love you so, my little boy, my little boy, I love you so. And sometimes I'll sing that to myself. I remember how beautiful it was my ex-singing the girl version of that to my daughter and the boy version of that to my son. And that is just such this pure, beautiful, loving song. It's there to nourish me whenever I want it. Holy shit. He's singing lullabies to himself. You're my special little guy. What is he?

That is psychotic. I mean, maybe if you're masturbating, that would make sense. Is he just putting himself to sleep? You'll get a date someday. That's going on the creep off soundboard. Oh, please. That's a great one. Holy shit.

Yeah, someone should auto tune that. That would be very funny. This is from four months ago. This was posted on our subreddit. You can get a link to that. Who Are These.com? We want to check out our subreddit. This was posted by R.P. Getter on our subreddit.

Hold on. Can you say that? On here. Technical difficulties. And this is a wild video from four months ago. Men, here's how to approach women with the shirt you're wearing and literally have women just handing you their phone numbers who've already pre-qualified.

themselves by seeing the shirt you're wearing. I've never seen anyone before go in and show you what I'm doing right now. So I am super excited to show you this right here because this is incredible. And you can do this for practical. What are you not super cited? What's your problem? Shited. Super shited over here.

All right. Just for people are just listening to the show. He'll explain this. But he's wearing a white t-shirt, a very inexpensive undershirt. looks like. And it has different color markers written on it. It looks like the inside of a maniac's jail cell. Yes, for sure. And what he wrote in different color marker on the shirt in shitty handwriting is, dear single ladies, I'm a YouTuber with two kids who wants to date, wants to... Who wants more. Who wants more? Give me your number. That's what it says. Thank you.

free. And if you've been tired of going around feeling like you're at all these places and women aren't noticing you, wear a shirt like this. Because this says, I know you're tired of the usual that you're not the regular dude who just is a boring dude who thinks like everybody else. It shows a level of confidence. You see what the shirt says. It says, dear single ladies, I'm a YouTuber with two kids who wants more. Give me your number. Does that show a level of confidence? I mean, I guess it is a level. of confidence. He at least owns three markers. That's impressive. And then on the shoulders,

it says sober on one shoulder and single on another, and then it's reprinted on the back of the shirt. You see? On the back? Yeah, drunk. Retards us on the back. Kick me.

Oh, let's fight your handler. Did you get lost? I'll help you. This could not be a worse idea. I mean, he definitely looks like he's special needs wearing a t-shirt like this. This, it is reprinted on the back of the shirt because a girl and a girl. That's not printed. Brilliant.

Well, he's going to explain why he did that. It is brilliant. It is reprinted on the back of the shirt because a girl in a grocery store might be standing behind me, might be a beautiful single mom who wants more kids, who we would not. talk you and i we wouldn't talk otherwise but then she sees my shirt and she's like oh my god and you've been waiting for this moment for all my life and then the plunger's like i wouldn't lead with i'm a YouTuber with two kids that's dumb to spare some change right i'm sorry sir

that. Damn, bro, I finally made it in the video. I made it in the video. Was he just showing up his plunger in the bathroom? Wait, what's he excited about here? I think he might be mentally retarded, so he gets excited a lot. Yeah, he's an excitable boy. God, and you've been waiting for this moment for all my life. And then the plunger's like, damn, bro, finally made it in the video. I made it in the video And then the woman watching Is like can I please your sucker dick sir So the picture

The woman of your dreams Is standing behind you in the grocery store But you're wearing a boring shirt And look at the confidence it has To have this on the back of your shirt Now if some of you are Yeah by the way guys Boring shirts today I was gonna tell you

I didn't want to embarrass you In front of the whole internet But Do you think I need the women saw this thought like you was soliciting to buy more children. Yeah, you would think it's code for something, right? Yeah, for sure. This is very creepy if you saw something, I want more kids.

Yeah. Yeah, this is like Pizza Gate shit. Right. Right here for sure. It's like that pink day in February or April. I couldn't wear a shirt like that. Why not? Are you going to do whatever it takes?

Why wouldn't I? Well, I have this thing called dignity. Self-confidence. to go out then get women because these days, especially I'm a divorced dad and I'm around hot women all the time but these girls are on headphones

some of them expect me to approach them. Some of them run the other way. It's crazy. These women they all have legs, they use them. Get back here, read my shirt. All right, let's get more up to date, up to speed with what's going on in

Jerry's world. Right now he's feeling really good about his business. Things are going well. It's August 26, 2006. This is my vlog. I am very grateful today. I made almost $400.

What a boring shirt. You should read the back, though. Says, give me anal. From you all going to jerrybandfield.com. Three people, well, two people technically,

but people in total paid for almost $300 worth of. Three people. Well, two people. technically. And then Vinny. Technically. So did you sign up for school?

No. Not yet. You have to. I know I have to. It's a cream off consequence. I know those things work. And I know I'm supposed to talk to him, but do you think I should ask him about the T-shirts? Yes.

Should I show up with a T-shirt? Yes, you should have your own shirt on that says, married and not looking for anything. Go fuck yourself. I just think it would be really funny if I wear a shirt. And then he looks at it. I'm like, hey, Jerry, listen, I had this really great idea. I think I should put this stuff on T-shirts and tell him his idea back to him just to see what he does.

He'll tell you where he went wrong with it. Or tell me it's a great idea. And forget he made the video because he's insane. Or should you just have a Vinnie Paulino shirt? You want to borrow mine? Have calls with me and another person joined the school community for $81. Very grateful for that, which is nice because. I, as I started all this on YouTube in March, I borrowed tens of thousands of dollars to go all in on doing YouTube instead of having a full-time job or instead of getting any job.

Right. I just used my hundreds of thousands of dollars in credit cards that and got a few new ones and just started taking balance transfers and cash advances, literally paying my rent with cash advance checks off my credit card. And it just celebrated $81. A guy just signed up for $81. Well, you're in the clear now then, Jerry. Congrats. I can't imagine living like this. I can't imagine admitting that you're living like this if you are.

A cash advance from your credit card is the highest interest rate you can fucking possibly pay. He's like, look how smart I am. I don't know for new more credit cards and balance transfers and cash advances. this is crazy buddy doing it on faith that I even Gino Biscont is just like

that's too much debt man you really shouldn't be spending money you don't have that's irresponsible that's irresponsible you're spending money you know you will never make that money what are you doing will make plenty of money to support myself on YouTube

and I've got into these other platforms now I set up I'm setting up automation to crank out all these videos across all kinds of other platforms as well. And as long as I can keep the money coming in that I'm making right now. Is it what I'm trying to escape? Hey, get back here, you? I do I want you to tie that tighter. Let's get back to the money for a second.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Porn it all into his business? How much could it fucking cost? We know that he spent that on dating. Yes. And paying his bills. Yes, it was $10,000 on dating. and then he runs out a house that's $2,700 a month.

Yeah. Which is outrageous. Having a YouTube channel doesn't cost that much. Right. It doesn't cost anything. You're ideally supposed to make money from it, Chris. Yes. All right.

Everyone knows they heard something. I think he's going to address it in a second. I'm going to be able to sustain indefinitely. And I'm really grateful for that. And to me, it's a big lesson about taking leaps of faith. I'm grateful I'm willing to take appropriate risks in my life. It hasn't worked out yet. He's celebrating this thing.

He's like, I just made 400 bucks today. In his mind, that's 400 bucks every hour for the rest of his life. He met the goal. Yep. Right. I don't know what's going to happen with tomorrow, Jerry, but today Jerry's killing it. All right. I'm going to go celebrate.

Yeah. Like so many people told me over the last year after I deleted my channels, I tried writing books. I tried local businesses. Nothing worked. Everyone told me. I tried two things and nothing worked. So I sang that song to myself. Who's my special little guy?

They get a job. No one, well, a few people said go back to YouTube, but almost no one thought going back to YouTube and borrowing tens of thousands of dollars. You bet the one who said that was the devil on your left shoulder. So I could do you borrow money, Jerry. Go back to YouTube, full time and have all my time and energy to do YouTube. almost nobody thought that was a good idea. And I'm proud today that I go after and I go after what seems like the best thing

I can offer to humanity. Dude, he's doing a full-on victory lap. I know. He's still spending more than he makes by a lot and with high interest. But he's doing a full-on victory lap. Ah, in your face, haters. He hasn't believed I'd be able to fucking be a YouTuber

and make out my money back. We still don't. We still do not think that's going to happen. Dude, $400 bucks in a day, you could be a server at a restaurant. You know, or a bartenders. I would bring that home pretty easily. Yeah. I love my videos.

I would love to find someone else who has videos like mine I could watch. Like somebody else that you think is kind of like me. I'm kind of like you, Jerry. In fact, you're a big part of my videos. Should I team up with that Don guy? Jerry. Jerry. All right.

I'll make an introduction. I'll talk to my teacher. That's right. You're going to talk to him. All right, what's his pitch? Let's find out what he wants to do. If you find someone, the best thing to do is go to Jerry Banfield. com, join the school community or join the chat and tell me about them.

I'd love to start watching their vlogs. Should I start a vlog? Yes. Is this the best idea you ever had? I am proud of where I'm at today. and I've been just feeling very strong the last 24 hours and wondering, you know, do, is it time to take some serious action with dating or is this just a planning stage? I have one woman that I'm wondering she's on a trip right now.

So, you know, we haven't talked in several days because she's out, you know, camping away from like cell phone service and phone charging according to what she said. And it's starting to sound like a pattern with these broads. Dude, would you have two excuses? Well, there's no phone service. Plus, I can't even charge my phone if there was phone service. I don't have fingers. Can I send you a letter?

Well, no. We're going to be in a tent and moving a lot. He's got the memory of a goldfish. Yeah, I know. It's amazing. He goes, last 24 hours. It's been fucking awesome. Yeah.

Okay. Good. I'm like, do I want to take some massive action to change my dating life? Like, what I do well is take action. But the challenge is if I take the actions that are ineffective, in getting the results, then I feel bad, naturally. And I obsess all the time over which actions can I take to help you. You obsess, Jerry?

No. No, you're not always up in your own head. Don't think that. And I obsess all the time over which actions can I take to help you and to get what I want. Because if I just help you and don't get what I want, that's no good. And if I just get what I want but don't help you, that's no good either. So I've been thinking all the perfect dating profile pictures I can get and take. I've been doing some notes.

I got Brad Pitt. I got Church Clutie. I finally figured out the right photos to put on my dating profile. But sometimes in life we do stuff that we don't even need to do. And one thing I hate doing is putting a bunch of effort in where it's not even needed. Like what if I already have a woman in my life that's going to work out to a great relationship? It'd be dumb to put a bunch more time and energy into dating. I actually, I have four more women from matchmaking.

And I'm grateful that I'm, that's still that I have to come. And my matchmaker is. He's counting his used condoms before he opens them. What's the saying? He's counting his condoms before they hatch. Yes, that's the same. Yeah. Jesus, Jerry, relax, buddy.

This is not a convincing pitch. I don't know if I'm, this is a wise use of my $9, Carl. He's, he's missed out. he's had over 30 dates or set up 40 dates has struck out every time he's like but there's four more coming so it's like holy shit this guy doesn't have any patterned recognition that's not one of his strong suits it's amazing like she is selling these women on going out with me so they're not this not like a cold approach or something this is a very warm lead in business terms this is a woman who's already heard from another woman why she would want to go out with me. And I'm really getting big on matchmaking right now because matchmaking is so time efficient. The one reason I'm hesitant to go back to dating apps is because they cost so much time. And I need that time to crank out content and to get that content automated and publishing

and get it everywhere with the least possible effort on my part. I need that time to build my business. Because if I can keep making, you know, the money I made or even less, If I can keep bringing that much money in, I can literally just pay for dates. Like matchmaking. Like pay a matchmaker and ends up being like maybe $600 a date. Literally pay the matchmaker. The matchmaker does the work.

And then the woman actually shows up on a date. If she doesn't... For $600 bucks, it's a lease that should happen, right? Oh, yeah. Is that a person that's your date of a date? That is wild. Why does he say that? these things out loud to us.

These are things that, I mean, I guess you can internalize them. I don't even know if you need to do that. Well, it's because this man just lives his life online and thinks that everything that happens to him is content. He's, he's kind of right. Yeah. I kind of give it to him. I mean, everything he does is content.

You know what? I take it back about stuttering John. I always said his superpower was he can't be embarrassed. He's so afraid of being embarrassed. This guy is not afraid of being embarrassed. You're right. Yeah, like there's nothing he can say, oh, okay, so I have a big reveal about the queen video. Oh, yeah.

Coming up. All right. Because that was the one thing. He was like, should I put this out? He had asked chat GPT. And then he asked the queen. So he wanted to. He did, right.

So he still had to ask. Right. He wanted to put it out. So he can't be embarrassed. I think you're right about that. I get another match. It's awesome. It's so time efficient, which is why I did it.

And it's funny now because so many people are so extremely critical of almost everything I've done in the last year. Yeah, because it was completely raw. and foolish. Yeah. Very stupid. Yeah. Like, nobody said that I should get divorced. And I can think of at least one. There's one woman who insisted on it.

Like, nobody thought I should rent my own house by myself. Certainly, almost everybody didn't think me renting a $2,700 a month house by myself with no income was a good idea. And while... I'm sorry, did you prove them wrong? Yeah. What did you? it become a good idea? When did it become a good idea?

You're rubbing it to people's faces? The credit card companies were into it. They insist that I spend all the money. Some people did say to go back to YouTube, most people said to get a job. And now my YouTube is paying and bringing in views. Now I'm expanding all these other platforms, which should bring even more views to YouTube and even more money in. And it's funny.

I'm so excited to think about how my story is going to be. turn out. And already a lot of signs that things are going very well. And I can say, does this man have bipolar disorder? At the very least. The highs are really high and the lows are really low. I'm concerned about it. Because when he gets this stoked about life, she's like, all right, well, that's cool, man. I'm glad you're

feeling good about your future. I don't like diagnosing people. I did. Yeah, this guy's fucking certifiable. Dude, it's wild. When he gets up like this, I'm heavy for him. I feel the energy But then he talks about Losing his mind

Then he talks about losing the queen And how devastated that is And how dating's wrecking him and shit I just like, ugh I went against what almost Everybody thought I should do And I did what felt right And what felt fun

And what looked like the path for me I have, I like listening to Scarface soundtrack Like I identify a lot With you know Some modern version of Scarface I'm out here hustling videos on content platforms, you know, instead of what he was doing.

Don't get high on your own supply of videos, Jerry. Yeah, I remember that scene when he was just borrowing money off of credit cards and his cocaine empire. And that the credit card companies came to collect at the end and murdered everyone. You go, say a little bit of my little friend. It's an admex platinum card. And I feel so good about what I'm doing. And I'm getting less and less moments of doubt now.

first moved into this house and I'm paying the rent and I wasn't making any money at all. There were some nights where I was just terrified. I'm like this good. That's normal. Can't continue this way. But the value of seeing that your life can't continue how it's going is that ideally you would change that if you see this can't continue then change. Don't just keep doing the same thing and hoping it'll get better. It's like make some changes. And I'm looking at my- this is like burying yourself alive just so you can be like all right now i'm going to get out of this well you might not that's why you don't do that he's always talking about expanding his platforms how much more can he possibly expand them so i watched the video i don't think this is the one

that explains it this is what he's done he set up an automation he set up the software using AI to create automation so that every video he creates automatically goes to a Google Drive folder and then that video gets taken out by Claude and the AI decides what shorts and what clips to pull from that video. And then they automatically go to four different Instagram pages they just created and four different TikTok pages they just created. So now every video that he makes like this turns into dozens of videos across all these different platforms.

Always be saturating. I mean, I don't think it's the wrong strategy. If you had good content, I would go a long ways, but it might work out. My dating life, like, this, this has got to change. I need more, well, pussy. Marbles. Maybe I don't need more.

See, that's the thing. I'd hate to put a bunch more time and effort into dating apps and trying to, you know, take these perfect pictures and get some new, like, satin shirts or something that'll look really sexy. I'd hate to do all that. Is he going to write all over him? Is it Owen Cook who's telling him to get the satin shirts that look sexy? Or Bobby Rio? Who's telling

you to do this? And high tops. You need high tops. He went from dry. I got a undershirt. Sexy satin shirts. You got to escalate. If, you know, I end up having a second date with the woman who already seems to really like me.

At the same time, though, then my mind's like now. If I end up having a second date with the woman who really likes me. I would say that the latter is true. You should get a second date. Yes. It should be an if. Oh, you should don't, don't even count on anything.

She likes me a lot. She might even see me again. Anything happening there, you should proceed as if that's not going to go anywhere. But it's funny, when I was dating Laura, my ex, I didn't have any other options at the time. Like, I literally was just dating one woman. but I was so into drinking and video games and doing graduate school that when I'm doing graduate school. I thought I was going to say drugs. Yeah.

I was into video games and drinking and studying a lot. I wasn't going out with her, which, you know, we'd go out like once a week. I mean, I was excited about what was possible, but I wasn't that distracted with her because I was putting 20 plus hours a week into getting drunk and playing. video games and that occupied a lot of my attention. Only 20? What's that like? What I really cared about. I was hanging out.

The boys, a lot of that time playing Xbox, we were playing Call Duty, Black Ops back then. And, you know, we'd get on it like eight and we'd play till like four in the morning and just get hammered. I would at least. They didn't always get hammered.

But, you know, that was where I was putting. Oh, he misses it. Did you see that face he just made? Oh, he misses those days. He got a little misty there. Yeah, I just saw a video he put out and he's just like, should I go to a nightclub tonight? I'm thinking about it.

Like, oh, this dude, he wants to get drunk. Get your shirt on, bro. Get out there. The majority of my time and attention into, along with graduate school. And I don't know. This time in my life feels similar, except, you know, I'm sober now.

And the downside is, though, by being sober, I have so much attention that it can be very easy to put my attention in places where it's not useful. Like, I don't need to focus on whether it's going to work out with this woman or not because there's nothing I can do about that today. And sometimes the biggest challenge for me... So what would move to a different country where there's no cell reception? That's what it works out with someday?

All right. is to literally just don't do anything. I mean, in a certain area. Like, my work, something needs to get done every day. And like my son's sitting next to me playing video games right now where I'm recording this because it's for an afternoon. Father of the year. That was the noise that we heard before him throwing the controller across the fucking room. Do you hear that son?

A lot of people said I shouldn't have divorced your mother. And a lot of people said that I shouldn't be renting this giant house. And that's financially irresponsible. New Dad thinks you're. You're a loser. Dude, I hope this kid's wearing, like, headphones or something. Right. I hope the kid is holding up his phone to a CPS agent.

Are you hearing this? And even though I dropped my daughter off for school at 930, and all I did was a yoga class in between, I didn't have time to record. I recorded a 20-minute private video for my school community, but I didn't have time to do anything else today because I spent. you know, like two hours on calls. And yeah, I spent like two hours on calls. 9.30 dropped up his daughter.

Yoga class. 20 minute video. Two hours on calls. It's now 4 p.m. The math ain't mathed on this one. Something embarrassing happened. A lot more time than you could have gotten shit done, it sounds like. And then I was just, you know, eating, cleaning the house up and preparing things for videos.

I did use my crypto to I used crypto to borrow money against my crypto and then I bought more crypto with it so Stop buying ICP Fuck! Why is he doing this? It hasn't gone up in four years Jerry That's what I did the video about in school today And I'm like man that's you know

My life could get a lot busier with my work I could you know I used to have you know An hour or two of call scheduled every single day of the week and I want to get past that. I want to get two, three hours of calls scheduled every day where I'm making $400, $600 a day. And all I'm doing is sitting on Zoom, hanging out, talking to you all, mostly listening.

Dude, this is not a good sales pitch. It's like, Jerry, I want to sign up and get a phone call with you. You know, like, what's your motivation for this? Taking your money. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, that's not really what I wanted to hear. And if you would like to take people's money.

Yeah, right. It's like, asshole, you're saying the quiet part out loud. Very loudly. Very loudly, too. Like the call I did today was an ICP, very technical call. Like, click here, click there. Why'd that happen? Go back here.

Very technical. It's very technical. And the other one is ICP also. But I'd like to be talking a lot more dating in real life because these are very important. That's how I'm going to talk to me about. I think you're talking about dating in real life. I think that's the move. Objects that almost anyone could use a little bit of conversation with someone new

that they might, maybe somebody wants what I have. Like, what do I have? I have courage to go my own way. I have courage to follow my dreams. I'd call it misguided confidence. Courage is also fine, I guess. You say potato. Yes.

The risks I need to to go after them. Like, I'm so glad I didn't just get a job earlier this year. Like, it's hard to even think about maybe my life would have been better, though. Maybe if I would have got a... That's when his kid turns around. It's like, oh, what? You know that a guy like Jerry can't be employed, right? He's probably unemployed at this point.

Like, if you had this maniac, even if it was a low-paying job, like in a restaurant, it's like a bus boy or something like that. It's the attention-seeking behavior. Yeah. And just, like, this excitable boy... presence at all times. He has to always be talking. Let's get the fuck out.

All right, so listen to what he says here. I'm going to hook him up with Jen. My Jen? The cleaning lady, John. Oh, the cleaning lady, I was going to say, you should hook him on with my Jen.

Oh, my God. What if I put her on the call? Oh, Jerry. She stinks. Yeah, she sure does. She's the worst. But they love each other. She didn't know what year the War of 1812 was in.

That was hilarious. What did? What did happen on the creak pop yesterday? She was off to a good. good start. I know. She did get off to a good start when we asked her about the Civil War and then I really fell off the track. All right, listen to what Jerry says here. I think you might be right about this. It's hard to even think about maybe my life would have been better though. Maybe if I would have got a job as a waiter at a restaurant somewhere that had a bunch of attractive

women working there. Maybe I would have got a lot of cool women to date. Like maybe instead of paying for matchmaking and spending thousands on dating apps, which the dating apps are basically a total waste. The matchmaking return on investment is... Cheat code in life. You want to get laid? Work at a restaurant. Correct. Unknown at this point, but so far two-thirds of it has been valued for valuable learning, but zero return outside of learning. But most people in life do not seem to accurately prioritize learning. Anything where you can learn and grow and build characters extremely valuable. All right. That's our Jerry. So, um,

I tease this, people in the chat, and I've already seen it. Apparently, Tuki was talking about this today. I didn't see that portion of his show. But Jerry has posted the Queen video. What? On his website for the low cost of $2,000. The Queen video exclusive premiere license,

$2,000. This is the full resolution version of my original unlisted private video to the woman I call the Queen. 94.7% of the original video remains intact. and ready for you in Google Drive after purchase. So this is the smartest thing he's ever done. Dude, he's getting really greedy. I'm not spending $2,000 for this.

Unless, should I opi this one? Should I start a PayPal? Then we need to raise $2,000. Girl, shouldn't you get dental work done? No, no, I got to buy this Jerry video. Is he crying in the... Oh, God, it's so enticing. Damn you, Jerry.

I want to quit you. It's amazing. Can you believe that? I can. $2,000. She told him she did not want him to release this. That's true. And he's still like, oh, well, you know, 2000.

$2,000. $2,000. Righteous bucks right there. Yeah, Jack and John, I think I let him drop the price. Just like he did with his community. Remember it was $49 or $48 a month? Yeah, $49, then he made it $9. I think it'll drop the price.

Nobody buy it. And if you do send it my way. I'm going to say this out loud, but I might not do this. We could do a thing where people donate money to get the video. We set a certain threshold you have to get in for. And then we'll have a watch party where all of us who put money in. The investors. Just watch it without any commentary.

There's no pausing. We just all get to sit and watch it. We'd be the first ones to see it. Observe and observe. And then we'll bring it to the show. And tear it apart. Right? Yeah.

But the people who invest in it get the first go at it. It can watch the whole video. Think it through. I have to think it through because it feels dushy. Especially with the Chiazumuck stuff I've been ripping on and his special. Yeah, but at least you'll get this done quicker than his special. Oh, yeah. No shit.

I think we've got to raise the threshold. But I don't know what the number is. And you need dental work. Yeah, anything that goes over goes right to my dentist. I'll show the receipts. All right. Well, what's going on with Opie? This came in from Michael Kent,

who wanted to let me know that Opie is a fan of a certain word. We said with the centerpieces and stuff for the baskets and the balls. Dabble. He would dabble. I love the word dabble. Yeah, well. That might be a good one for the soundboard. I hope he said I love the word dabble.

That's back when he talked normal. I shouldn't even be doing the over-the-top Opie voice impression there. When he was around Jim and Anthony, he talked like an adult. It's weird. Now that he's around losers, he talks like an idiot. And this is how he starts off his show. Friday morning, F.U. Friday, baby. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

There we go. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Opie Unfiltered Podcast. It's F.U. Friday with my friends, Ron, the waiter. Tony. and Eric Marino. This is where we get a lot of stuff off our chest. Right, boys?

Yes, sir. Absolutely. Can you guys just wear fucking headphones? This fucking echo is so obnoxious. Oh, the echo's the problem here. Eric Marino is back. Oh, Eric Marino stinks. He has the same haircut my aunt did in 1997.

Well, it's funny you say that because it will get pointed out this haircut sucks too. Brother Theodore over here. Yeah, you're not the only one who's noticing his feathered hairs a little bit out of style at this point. So Opie starts with the big news story of the day.

And I like that Rod should tell over him with us. We're good. We're good. No one cares how we're doing. They just want to be entertained. They want to be entertained. So let's get at it. It's FU Friday. I don't have an FU. I got,

well, I have FUs, but I got this to start with. You guys. aren't going to believe it. I went to get a cup of coffee for the big show. I walked by the TV, and somebody went to the Vatican and handed Pope Leo a fresh Chicago White Sox hat. Do they do that all the time? Yeah. But now, it's the biggest story on the news this morning, so I don't think they do it all the time. This is a fresh white socks hat. Ron, Opie had another seven minutes on the White Sox hat.

You fucking asshole. He's like, ah, that's not a big deal. People give the Pope gifts all the time. He's a white socks man. It's fresh. Opie, was it a clean head, Opie? Jesus, I don't know where he was going with that. Fucking guy.

I mean, so boring. Even if you went along with him, it would have been terrible. Everything about this is awful. There's no right path here. Okay. Eric Marino is a retard and very liberal and hates Trump. And of course, I'm sure you guys, heard the news since it's a stones throw away. We have a new lake to our north.

It would be Lake America. And so this is the big news on the show. I heard that America got a brand new lake. Oh, go screw. That's crazy, bro. This guy's out of his maga country going crazy. Oh, wait, wait, wait, I want to hear this. Tony P. who likes the MAGA shit is saying, oh, wait, who's out of their minds? I don't know what you're talking about We're talking to you Tony Good stuff These guys have great chemistry, don't that?

Could you hit that vape one more time, Tony? Does anyone know what the fuck is going on? That's actually a microphone he's holding on to Is it? Yeah, it looks like a vape or something. It's, he sounds like shit. So Eric Marino decides to chime in here

And dude, every time he talks He over explains his joke He can't ever pull out in time he thinks if he just keeps talking, it'll get a laugh eventually. And I like how Opie responds to him here. Welcome to the bridge of the Americas, Lake America, the Gulf of America. My name is Jesus America, and I'm here to run for the Senate. Why is your hair so poofy?

It's a great question, Opie. So puffy. So Eric thought Opie was laughing along with him. Yeah, right. All these America things. We're just like, you look ridiculous, dude. All right, so I just want to point out that what Eric does is he establishes a joke early. He does this every time.

He establishes a joke early, and he just callbacks nonstop throughout the show. So because Gulf of America, Lake America, everything has to have the word America in it. So we're going to hear that going forward. But first, before we get into any of that, Ron the waiter is also stupid. and he decides he's got a joke for Eric's hair. I'm about to go to my beetle phase. You know what you have the haircut of? Hey, hey, we're the monkeys.

And we're just monkeys. You look like Davey. People think we're monkeying around. How does he not know the fucking lyrics to hey, hey, where the monkeys? He fucks everything up. Hey, hey, we're the monkeys. People think we're weird doing monkey stuff.

Thank you. Fucking idiot. It's so stupid. All right. So they bring up, oh, Ron, he's doing a new thing. He's got a new bet now. It's supposed to be FU Friday. Where Ron does, he sees a meme on the internet that he likes, and he makes Opie

pulling up on his phone. And for some reason, that turns into an FU, which I don't understand. It's a two-potter refu. This is FU pot one. All right, listen to me, but we're going back to Lake Ontario, bitches. I lived up there. I got to defend my Western New Yorkers. But yeah, you're talking about this picture.

This would be, uh, this would be Axel Rose looking like Benny Hill. It's my first F you. Axel Rose is morphing into Benny Hill. Dude, that's not AI. What? Dude, what is Axel Roe do with us here? Dude, just make it long again.

What the fuck? It actually looks like he's holding up a picture of Eric Marino. Right. Yes. That's a really good point. There's three of them right there. So that's like his FU is like, ah, look at Ex-Rose's hair. It's silly.

So now it's just stupid things. Right. It's just like things that you observe on the internet and you found it amusing. Okay. Good stuff. So Opie wants to bring it back to this like America thing.

He keeps bringing it back to, let's talk about what Trump's up to. Opie should never ever talk politics. He sounds like a fucking moron. Opie? It's another shiny, object for us to focus on instead of, I don't know, maybe we should focus on. Let me just grab one out of the air here.

Health care in America. Holy crap. Preach, Opie. Yeah, you think the health care system's broken, do you? I think we need to send this video those fat cats down in Washington. Yeah, right. You might as just say that. Jesus Christ.

He's on a roll. More political talk. With the shiny objects and worked on some real shit for Americans. Lake Ontario, Lake America. Bro, how much attention does Trump need? I'm done with this guy. Get out of the way, Tony. This guy's on a roll right now.

This rant can't be stopped. I'm done with this guy. Let you go. What does that even mean? He's got a few more years in office if he survived. So I guess you won't be done with us. I'm sorry. That's how that works.

The only good thing about him going off politically is that he won't be able to follow it up with anything. It's going to be very brief. It shows how stupid he is. Yeah. What do they fix the health care system? They've tried. Oh. It keeps getting worse, unfortunately.

So everyone's ragging on Trump and Tony, Tony P., who's the one conservative on the panel, gets fed up and slaps back. And I think ever since, you know, Anthony, could be pointing this out? We talked about on the show on Wednesday. Ever since he got lectured for lying about the Wi-Fi thing, I think Tony's feeling a little resentment. And he's kind of like, fuck you guys. I don't need this shit. And Tony, you're the only one with a professional microphone,

and you have the worst sounding microphone today. I'm the only one with a real job, okay? So everybody on this screen has no fucking thing to talk about that. You sound like you're on a ham radio. You don't work, and I don't know what you'd do, Eric, but I'm the only one that. gets up 9 to 5 and lives like a normal American. So I'm the voice of America.

Jesus, Rod. He sucks so bad. He's so obnoxious. Can we stuff him in Dolly's casket? So Tony, like, really just fed up. Like, you guys are all fucking talking about Trump and all these fucking things. That was real. Yeah, I actually fucking work for a living and barely get by.

You fucking pricks are complaining. And Rod's like, yeah, yeah. proving his point. And I like the thought he goes, I don't what the fuck you do, Eric, and I'm like, I don't either.

No one does. I obviously have my Friday mornings open to do this. It can't be that important. I put wigs on. So then this is where Eric starts really annoying me. So they play Axel Rose singing in concert.

I don't know if you guys have heard this. Axel's not great. It's getting bad. Oh, he's lost this step. It's not good. And so Ron brings that. He brings him singing a song, Rock a Queen, I think.

And Eric, he's fired up. Are they selling out stadium still? I don't know. I hear they do pretty well. I saw Guns and Roses in Toronto, Canada. Near Lake Ontario? I was going to say, a little city across Lake Ontario.

Thank you, Eric Marino, for bringing it back to the nonsense of the Lake American garbage. So he couldn't help himself. So I'm in Toronto. Oh, Lake Ontario. Call back. And this is where he gets so fucking annoying.

He's not saying words. He's whispering. What the fuck? You should have made your money back. Oh, it's too bad. The question is, where does he go? You want him to go? You want to go.

But where does he go? Where does he go now? Where does he go? Where does he go now? Where does he go now? Go now. And you're going to die. I got it right away, Eric.

These guys that took him a beat or two to figure out what you were doing. I got it in the sixth time. How about you, Chris? Who did you get, Vinny? Three. Fuck. Shut up, Eric.

It's not going to get funnier. Repeating the same joke doesn't get funnier. I hate that Opie keeps giving him a cookie. He does. He loves Eric Marino. Because Eric actually has a real writer's credit. He wrote for the Ellen DeGenerous sitcom that no one's ever seen.

So, and I think he did, he was a page at SNL or something. I think he's got the same credit as Christian Blant when it comes to... He has the hair of a medieval page boy. That checks out. Not that kind of page. So now we get into Eric's FU and he's got brought props. This is like a carrot top of you. This is good stuff.

That's what I do. Let's go to Eric. Eric, you got an FU today? I do. I don't know if you have these micro-groomer, from the wall company, but the heads always break. These little heads, they always break. So I have, I have four or five, but the heads that you need,

and you can't get the replacements, okay? So I had to buy yet another one that's coming on Saturday for just these little, the little broken heads that do the little trim and the trimmin, you know what I'm saying? It's a scam, I tell you. It's a scam. So F you micro-Groomers. Is that why you're un-groomed? Brevity is the soul of wit.

This guy can never shut up. Did he add anything to that rant as he continued to yell all the same thing over and over again? This show is the definition of brain rot. I just want everybody to know that. This is just stupid. I can't believe Tony's the one I would want to hang out with if I had to out of the four. 100%. Tony's grounded.

Seems normal. Kind of. Well, let's go crazy. I mean, it does get up and talk to OPEC, six in the morning. But other than that, it's fucking crazy. Let's get back to how Ron the waiter sucks. This joke bombs because he butchers it and props to opia at this one. I'm looking at Eric Marino and I'm thinking when I finish this show,

I'm going to listen to Motha Hoopa. You know, Hoopal, Matt the Hoopal. All the Young Meads, Ratha Hoopal. I want to go watch Julia Child. Oh. Martha Hoopold, come on. That was a child going. No, your joke sucked because you didn't pronounce the name of the band properly.

No, no, no, who Martha Hoopa is. Here I am, twice agreeing with Opie. Yeah, right. If Opie just ranged on these guys the whole show, I would be into it. If he could turn this into, like, Misery Loves Company. Yes, that would be very funny, then. Martha Hoopa. I don't know.

music. That's great. All right. So, Opie saw a video of Howard Stern. Someone pulled their phone out and saw Howard in the wild. And so Opie is wondering if there's something going on with him. Once a week, Howard, he's going to start up again. Probably in about a month, he'll be ready to do his new schedule once a week. And everyone's wondering why. And I'm starting to think it might be because he's sick. Did anyone else see the latest video of Howard Stern walking around out here way out east on long island oh my god here it is check it out

oh my god oh my god huh that's the best part of the video did you hear the guy in the back yeah we did run huh you know i didn't see that video of howard but it is kind of sad that in that relationship between him and bet that he looks like the cat lady That's not great. So how is a 72-year-old man? Does he look great? Of course not. But Opie's just like, I think he's sick.

Look at this guy. He's just walking around with his wife, you know? It's fine. What are you going to do? So Opie has to watch it again. And that's when Tony comes up with a joke. And then we get into Tony's effuse. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. He's like Big Bird. Huh? He's like Big Bird. He's like punched like Big Bird. Well, that's what they, yeah, that's his nickname, Big Bird. So, all right, Tony P. It's your turn.

What's your FU today? It's so funny. It's like, yeah, yeah, he's been called Big Bird before. But, no, good stuff. All right, let's see where Tony's FU is. He's always come prepared. Guys that offer you, like when you're out smoking and somebody says, hey, you want to go smoke some weed?

You're like, yeah, let's go smoke some weed. Right. And you get outside and they pull. lot of fucking crusty, dirty, one hitter that's got all ass. People don't smoke like that no more, guys. The man's offering your drugs. That's your complaint? Yeah, I hate when that happens.

It's just rude. Someone gets me drugs and it's not like a nicely fresh, cleaned out bowl. What an asshole? I'll take a joint if you have one of those, but I'm not going to hit your one at her. You want to do a line in the bathroom? Well, depends. Do you have any? I know.

What a fucking asshole. So Opie's response to that. He's not taking a personal. You're doing it. Do you clean your shit? No, I should mention that as he's talking about that, Eric Marino has to show a cool he has.

So he pulls out his bowl and takes a hit of it and he shows how clean it is. He's not taking a personal. I'm joking. Do you clean your shit? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean. I would smoke out of Eric Marino's ball.

I'm talking about the guy who pulls out a dirty, crusty thing that hasn't been washed and fucking in five years. That's what you worry about. No, it's not what I worry about. That's a nephew. It's all right. It's a...

Eric Marino. I'm just like, you guys are missing the point of this whole show. Is Opie starting to realize this is a bad idea? Yeah. Is it dawning on him? Yeah, I think he's finally realizing that these guys don't even grasp

the basic concept of Matthew Friday. Get me on Opie. I don't know to rant about shit. This guy's just like, I don't like the way people are giving me free drugs. The other guy's like Ex-R-R-Rose. That's a weird air-cut. What about traffic? The things from the

nose clippers don't work. Yeah, I know. Look at all these Rangers, throw them away. Why do you have four broken razors? You hoping that someday will be magically fixed? I don't believe his bowl is clean. Just saying. I'm not going to nitpick that. Instead of we to nitpac is callbacks, which are obnoxious. What I use is I use my Trimmers of America to clean the America Bowl is what I do.

I know. Good stuff. This show is like B.Y.B. Or clown town. Like, it's on that level of just slow people, all kind of yelling stuff and not really having any kind of chemistry or rhythm. There's no one like running the show. I really fucking hope Ron jumps face first into a pool, though. All right, well, Eric's got a few more jokes for us before we leave you.

Look, I think it's just wrong that ICE murdered Dolly Parton, okay? She didn't have a gun. She did not drive at the officers. I think there's no reason that ICE should have killed Tim Curry or Donald, Dolly Parton. That's just wrong. They're out of control. We need to stop ICE from killing 80-year-old celebrities, okay?

that's what I'm going to say. Yeah, 80 is a scary age for these celebrities. There's a whole list of 80-year-olds out there. They're all a little nervous right now. Even Opie couldn't laugh at that. No, it's just like, when are you going to pull out of this, man? Can you imagine this guy in a writer's room? Can I also just point out that Opie went along with that further than he went along with the other two?

That's true. He was like, yeah, you're right. There are a lot of things. Like, he's sucking this guy's dick for something. He does like Eric Marino. But he also likes having someone. there to lord over the other people. So when Eric's on, it's always

this way. That's always the dynamic. Yeah, I guess you won't be lying about your Wi-Fi next time, Tony, I got another buddy over here and take your spot. There's some open animosity here. Yeah. Eric Marino is the worst podcast guest I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of bad

podcast guests. I have one of my house right now. Ah, you beat me to it, Vinnie. You son of a bitch. Guilty. So do we know anyone else who's 80 years old. Say, who else is 80? Donald America, Trump is 80 years old.

So if they're coming for 80 year olds, they're like, spin the wheel and see what the next 80 year old that come up. He threw in that America thing again. That's good. You made it funny. All right. Eric's going to crush on this one, guys.

Even a broken clock, right? And then you got the share. The share is 80. Okay. If your share dies, then Dolly after Dolly Part the wig the wig industry is going to go in a tailspin we have too many too much economically is hurting with the dolly pardon wigs and if share went we would

be an we'd be no it would be like what happened to Tibet would happen to the wig industry we've wiped out he couldn't have made that any longer or less funny what the fuck don't wait to share wear wigs Jesus fucking I think I hope when you said he He crushes. I was hoping it was under a giant rock. Like an act in anvil. He thought anvil would fall on his head.

Be the funniest thing you ever did. The last clip I am. One more callback from Eric Marino. He's having a little temper tantrum. He's pouting. And, you know, and basically Natalie Harp hasn't changed his diaper today. And he's got a little diaper rash. Oh, what a damn?

You went there. That's right. I did. I'll talk about Natalie Harp, Natalie America Harp, anytime I want. Jesus. How fuck up. Jesus Christ, idiot.

It was never funny. It's not funny. And the problem is he's with those other bozos. So he'll never know. He probably feels good about himself when he ends that show. Crush it. Opie was laughing a lot. He likes me.

You know, I have a feeling. People are going to go over to the creepoff.com. Because that's where you find all things. True Crime Podcast-y. and Jen the cleaning lady yada yada Vinny you take over on this plug I don't just plug your show you did with

Kaya the other day asshole Aww By the way The creep off everybody Vini I will tell you this I was plugging the creep off On maybe not This little pig I'd bounce pretty early from that

But definitely I thought with blind mic Yesterday we were doing our bonus show I mentioned how much fun I had Doing Hot for Teacher The bonus show we did yesterday back to school. We're celebrating back to school on The Creepoff. Yeah, we do a thing that's probably the most twisted beauty contest that's better out at a while. We like to rank the teachers that bang their students on hotness and, you know,

the severity of their crimes. So you could watch that bonus episode at Thecreepoff.com. You can find the links to the Patreon. And then you can vote on which one you want to fuck. Yeah. Because many and I got our say on it. We pretty much lined up on our opinions. Yeah. And I'm still a maybe, on the chick who blew her head off. Oh, did I give away too much? Yeah. Was that a spoiler?

Yeah, a 14-year-old learned a lesson he wasn't ready for. Put your dick in holes? Here's a new one. Could you imagine having half a boder? Right in front of you? As I imagine, that kid, will either never get a bode or a guy who's going to have the wildest kink you've ever seen. It's not going to be good.

All right. Hold on. Can I just pour this ketchup over your head real quick before we do this? It starts with ketchup. All right. Internet news, what's going on on the Internet when people are talking about who are these podcasts? Internet News with Lucy Tipebox. From Patreon, the negative creepopines, Bill Burr is just a simple man with simple tastes. His idea of a good whiskey is Johnny Walker, and his idea of a great drummer is Trey Kuhl.

Moratorium on Morrissey predicts. The Banfield stuff is sure to become infinitely funnier and or, creepier since we're about to have an insider in the form of Vinny. Longbox Heroes has a simple request. I hope you only use the shirtless KB pick from here on out. Chris Atrill asks, honest question, how does Jerry process the WATP coverage? I actually thought he'd run for the hills like Woke Dad, but it doesn't seem to bother him, which is insane. From Facebook, Eric Kroski posts an article from the Tabloid Express with the headline, Dad Behead's son after he stumbled on photos of him eating feces in lingerie.

W. Rites Eric, if Carl had an intolerant dad like this, there would be no WATP. Kurt Wellhousin wonders, was the feces in the lingerie? Or the kid? Brett Purdy explains, we all have our vices. From Reddit, educational share shares. I really enjoyed the minisode with Kaya.

Carl and Kaya listening to True Crime would make for a great regular show. Gabbins' Harry Kunt notes, I love how this went from a pod making fun of true crime to a true crime pod about the crazy baby boiler lady. Good episode. And from YouTube, Awesome Blossom points out, Opie is such an irrelevant nothing that Anthony responds to Ron and Tony P

instead of Opie. It's like he's wallpaper on his own show. Apophis adds, loud, annoying, irritating wallpaper. Diswraps sums it up with, That's the thing about wallpaper. You just leave it to rot or paper over it. He's been slapped on that wall for 30 years now.

Why change? Steve M. with a helpful tip. The safest place to be in a tornado is under Ron's nose. Mr. Danny Razor noticed, it's not a show, but Tony P can't call off. Pitman 2005, My Dog Taking a Runny Shit is funnier than Opie. Crackhead Hunter dunks with, wouldn't it be great if Anthony dates Opie's daughter when she turns 18? As O'Shea suggests, they need to study Opie's brain after he dies to figure out how someone can be this lame. Kendrick Milden fantasizes.

I'd love to hear the post-show conversation Opie had with Tony on how bad it makes him feel about Tony's wife, liking Anthony and Jim. And Star Set Horizon plays us out with Carl. Thank you so much for taking a minute to explain the intricacies of hotel Wi-Fi networks to us. That's what I'm here for. You know, what I love about this job is every day you have to do something different. I never know what the challenge is going to be when I wake up in the morning.

Well, the listeners are right. You probably should try a true crime podcast sometime. I think that'd be good at that. You've got to love Vinnie Carlino. All right, let's hit some voicemails, and then we'll get the fuck out of here. Of course, the voicemail segment is the Rock and Rolla voicemail segment. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a bit.

Rock and roll. Oh, Vinnie, I think you'll appreciate this one. You know, we've been on the show we've been talking about cover songs that are better than the original. Here's a good example. I'm sorry to do this, but cover songs that are better than the original, man. I got to say, holding out for a hero by Chris Chan. He released a music video and everything. Yep.

It's so bad that it's good. Yes, holding up for hero by Chris Chan is a perfect example. Legendary. It's pretty good. I like his I want a girl for Christmas. That was good, too. I love that. What was that set to, Backstreet Boys?

Yep. This person's mad at me. Carl, just listen to the segment where you made fun of the David Lee Roth's cover of Free Fallen. he actually sang that pretty good I have no idea of what you're even talking about do you sing you're on your high horse

about people singing but the only thing anyone's heard you sing is the original intro to the show and it's not that good and you're making fun of David Lee Roth Free Fallen is not Not a...

Tom Petty is not a good singer. DLR actually sang that better than Tom Petty did. What? Tom Petty's not a good singer. And neither are you. Okay. Sorry, that... That voicemail was meaner than I wanted it to be.

Love the show. I love you guys. Bye. You know, I'm not a good singer? No shit, Sherlock! No shit! No shit! Are you going to break it to them or what?

I'll explain it to him. Okay. Dibledy Roth, was singing jump very poorly with a guitar accompaniment that was ridiculous it was Corey Feldman who was singing free falling uh Corey Feldman not a good singer can you sing yes we all can if you'd like to hear Carl sing you go to the Kreefoff channel and look for the cover album oh yeah the Chris uh no um god what was that kid baits yeah the Nick Bates cover album Carl sings a beautiful edition of

Well, there's this one that everyone loves Yeah Panally raping children Then disembelling and forced feeding them Their own intestines My version of that did feature Jenny Jingles You also did an amazing version of I freaking hate vaginas

I freaking hate vaginas Viginas Vaginas Really sucks The great Nick Bate. Gone but not forgotten. Oh, this is good. So Corey Feldman heard that we played

this version of Free Fall, the rehearsal there in Italy. Oh, no. Yeah, so he called it. He's got some words for us. Hey, WATP, this is Corey Selman. Listen, on the last episode, you guys were listening to my band cover the song, Free Fallen by Tom Petty. Better than the original, by the way.

Yep. And Carl said that I sounded tone deaf. Oh, really, Mr. Ahead of the Beat? That's not what your mother was saying last night. What? You know, it's singing into her hole that she calls a pussy. Jesus. I'll hang up and listen.

Corey Slash back hard. Fuck. Sorry, Mr. Feldman. I won't make fun of you again. I didn't realize. Pretty good stuff. Dude, I have been noticing this. I think you guys are the same.

I've been noticing this nonstop, this phenomenon. Big car, I run the electrician here again. While I was still driving, I got cut off by it. What do you know? In Orange, Tia Soul. Fucking Orange cars, man. Just thought that was interesting. I am noticing orange cars everywhere now.

I have to admit I am. And at first, I wasn't mad about it. Now I'm enraged. My dedicated episode. Not that anybody needs this news flash that Opie is a fucking moron, but a giant

concrete structure is actually the exact opposite for Wi-Fi capability. It's going to make it more difficult to get the signal in there, you stupid fucking idiot. How good did I have Wi-Fi? It's a big building. He has a bird brain. It's so stupid. A lot of shows going up against each other on a Friday. We got a Little Miss Piggy, has 1100 currently watching live MOTE at 338. Cat Diggler at 22 and bringing up the rear, Eugene Bisconti with 12 people watching live. Oh, no.

Gino's not doing well up against that lineup. Here's an update on Gino's view count. Gino is one person now watching live. It's 513. West Coast of time. One live viewer, two people on the screen. Yikes. Max loads.

That's not good. Not good. Hey, is Jerry Bansil talking about the queen? Do we know if she's white? The way he talks about her, she kind of sounds black. I think Jerry wants black kids. Well, anyway, bye. I think that too.

Yeah. I was under that impression. Yeah. Because she was in the gospel music. That was Jesus a lot. That was the big clue. Yeah. That seems like...

I would love to see her bring him home to the family. That would be amazing. Oh, do you think he'll put the black face on? Yeah. What are you talking? about i'm black what do you guys work for facebook hey carl hey on your uh september 20 podcast from 2020 at the end there you mentioned that you got to run off you're going to a wedding the wedding of some chick who's getting married for the second time was that lucy's

a second wedding that you were going to be a nice little piece of trivia also where is Lucy Did she find a fella Is that why she's not hanging her out With nerds like you And others She better not And a brush

No I was never invited to any of Lucy's weddings Yeah I think this would have been like her sixth September of 2020 Maybe my friend Corinne Who just helped me out with my new Jeep That has air-conditioned seats People are so stoked for me Fucking silk hat on a

pig folks. Everyone's fucking loving it. It might have been Corinne. I don't know who's the one thing I want to, but it wasn't Lizzie to answer your question. What a day, uh? Some of it was good. Right? Oh, yeah. I got to go. Bye.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. All right, ready to roll the credits. All right, guys. Bye.

Until next time. Bye. Bye. Yeah, aren't those candies pretty good? I really like those a lot. Lisa and Friends Gourmet.com. We have the creepoff. Now has their own candy.

You'll be hearing from my attorneys, Chris. I gave permission. And, of course, we do have the Who Are These Podcasts candy. I also got to enjoy Cardiff's candy and the Z-Man's candy, which has not been a big seller. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye.

Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Okay, bye. The professionalism. Well, there you go. There's your dabble verse news.