Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep758 - Jerry's Unlisted Queen Video!! Opie & Ron, MLC, Bert Kreischer

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

After a quick look at how bad terrestrial radio is in 2026, we get an update on Bert Kreischer. Bert has cut his drinking down drastically and is having a really hard time getting back to being the raging alcoholic he used to be. He really misses being irresponsible. Those were the days. Adam Busch brings in the Cringe of the Week and we can’t figure out what Bryan Callen is talking about. Kevin Brennan is afraid of Adam Busch. He lashes out at Adam and accuses him of all sorts of heinous crimes but won’t dare actually talk to him. He’s also mad that Geno Bisconte had a good week. Kevin is hoping his viewers will destroy any potential opportunities that might be coming Geno’s way. Opie is still at war with Howard Stern. The funny part is, Howard doesn’t know about this rivalry and yet he’s still beating Opie on every level. And speaking of one-sided rivalries, Ron the Waiter is going after Jim Norton and it’s pathetic. Jerry put the unlisted video he sent to the girl he fell in love with up for sale. $2000 was the price. Thanks to @JerryBanfieldgaming we get to watch it and boy is it brutal! He thought he could convince her she liked him? And this guy runs a dating advice channel?? That's why we love Jerry Banfield! Megan and Annie join the program to play “Is It Gay?” and “Opie or Burr.” We finish with comments and your voicemails. WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/SfhalqeuJDc  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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On today's show. Kreischer has got drinking down drastically. He's having a really hard time getting back to being a raging alcoholic. He really wants to be. It's really hard on him. He's not drinking very much. Kevin Brennan is trying to destroy Juno Bisconti

while running scared from Adam Bush. Opie admits defeat in a war with Howard Stern that Howard isn't even aware of. Jerry Banfield sold the unlisted video the one that he sent to his queen for $2,000 and we have it.

And we'll be watching it today. We didn't spend a dime. Megan and Andy will be here for another round of Is It Gay? We have Simon's Opie or Bergame, reviews, voicemails. But first, Guy Incognito is monitoring the people who still have jobs on the radio. And boy, are these people terrible at their jobs on the radio. They post this stuff up on social media. So they must think that these are the highlights.

I want to start off by taking you to Miami on the Y100, part of the iHeart radio media group. Drew Hyman is the music director and the afternoon host, which is kind of a trend now. You have to do some airtime, you have to do some accounting, you know, call up collections, that kind of stuff. Fun. So Drew Hyman's running this contest, right?

If someone catches him messing up and they call in, they can win a big amount of money. And they're in the middle of a commercial, free music hour, okay? So you can only imagine what kind of screw-ups this guy might have. Why 100.7?

I'm Drew. Still, breaking news happens every day and everywhere. Drew, I heard the commercial. Who is this? Where are you calling from? How many times have you and I spoke?

How many times in these last couple weeks have you been calling? A few times. She's been calling me, telling me she wants to hear a commercial, telling me I'm going to hit the wrong button. I have good news for you, girl. You just won a thousand. Congratulations. What was the commercial that you heard that won you $1,000?

You remember? That's right. $10 for listening to Wild 100.7. We love you for hanging with us. Thank you, too. I love you. Oh, that was real and organic and normal. I like the idea.

You know, we talk about pay pigs here in the dabble. verse. And I believe that's derived from price picks, which is a well-known phenomenon in radio. And prize pigs are the people who sit around that radio and have the phone ready to go, and they want to win every prize from that radio station. And usually radio stations have a rule like 30 days, 60 days. You can't win a prize. But what that's not doing is helping your ratings.

If you just have like these few lazy slabs out there who just want to win all the stupid fucking prizes, it's not really, wow, we've got to listen to this. We might win a thousand dollars with these. screw up. You're going to be tuned in. So I never understood this phenomenon. And you heard Drew there, the host, like, yeah, it's you. Hey.

There's one listener. Got right through. No problem. I love you, Drew. Yeah. It's like, okay. Well, maybe this isn't the best use of $1,000 on here. Let's go over to Orlando.

Orlando has a show. It's a morning show called Johnny's House. And they do this fun bit because they're talking about layoffs due to AI. and they go, gee, guys, what would happen if we ever lost our jobs? A little foreshadowing here because this is a bad idea to talk about people who are part of a morning show in Orlando. You know, those are great jobs to have. I mean, not everybody can do those jobs, put them together. But if something happens and they have budget cuts, what do you do?

Yeah, I don't know. You know, what did you do? I put rockets together and I did this one, this one, this one. Yeah. I feel very similar. Oh, I feel the same way. What do I do? I tell jokes and push buttons.

I'm very good at it, though. I emailed someone last week, and they were talking about how I sat through some session and they were talking about me. And I said, it was good. She said, what would have happened if it was bad? I'd have been like, because I would still be on the mic. Right. But I did a job.

I would be the guy who drives the tram at the Magic Kingdom. Oh, yeah, you'd be good at that. I'd be telling jokes the entire way, all the way, all the way from Moana. Right to the front day, I'd be telling jokes. I don't know what I'd be doing. You know what you'd be doing. What?

Stripping? No, you're too old for that. Only fan. Damn, you got wrong. About 10 years ago. Hey, Ray said that with pride. What?

Strait. Yeah, maybe pre-babies. Nah. Now I've got some saggy movies. Oh, you want people. It's a place on Only Fants for everyone. right That's true

Watch how many things I could put underneath my boobs You're fired Hey guys Can you come down to my office When you're done with the show I would love for the programming director to just call in

If you're going to go Hey guys When you go to break next Come see me in HR You know what Why wait for the break Yes And also

All of you All of you Also don't put things Under your boobs On Only fans It's never been requested I don't know What I would do

You don't know what you're doing now Yeah. What are the chances? You'd be bad at your job? Really? You don't say. Anyway, I appreciate that from Guy Cagnito. Keep an eye on those radio hosts for us who are just holding on by those fingertips off the ledge.

We appreciate it. Let's talk about two bears, one cave, host by Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura. August 31st, they dropped an episode. It has 173,000. views. I should point this out because I forgot about it. YouTube on August 24th changed the way they count views. And I was like looking at my channel going, well, things are blowing up around here. This is pretty good. Well, guys people watching these videos. What am I doing differently? It must be my thumbnails. It must be my titles. People love opi again. Oh, that's right. I talked

about this on a show that they're changing the way that they count views. It's still great. It's all good. But numbers are going to be higher than they used to be. It's the only point I'm trying to make still nothing to shake a stick at 174,000 views and it starts off with uh bert christ you're talking about a jewish joke that he tried on stage don't worry it's not about scientology a jewish joke that he tried on stage and uh and it didn't work um knowing what i know about jewish people mm-hmm i can't imagine there wasn't one jew pushing us way to the front of the line of the holocaust being like i we got here early where are these trains going?

What number do you have? Mine's lower. I get in front. A neurotic. Yeah. That's funny. Well, yeah. I mean...

You never tried it or you did try it? I tried it. Did not work so well. No. No, because I think the... I think right now anti-Semitism is getting clouded into the Israel-Palestine thing. Yeah. My favorite part about that was Tiles response.

This is anti-Semitism thing. It's kind of like a hot-button issue right now. I was, yeah. you think? I just love that after all of that, Bert's like, yeah, I don't think people are in the mood

for anti-submichism right now. Yeah, probably uncomfortable. And the question that Bert comes up with here is why do people keep trying comedy when it's not working? Why do people in their 50s and 60s

still get on open mic nights and think that they're going to make this happen? What is it that then makes it so that so many people don't give up on comedy. Wait. Because, like, there's so many people that should give up on their dream of comedy. And a delusional.

A little fortunately for later on to the program during the Opie segment. Delusional is a great way to describe Ron the waiter. I thought that's very funny they were having this conversation. It went on to be like, well, it's not just comedy. You know, athletes do that too. it's like, well, no, athletes do age out. But guys like Ron the waiter, they're just going to continue to book themselves

on these showcase shows. And maybe one day he'll be opening for Keanu. You know, you never know. Good things might have. One can dream. Of course. Okay. If you haven't been following Bert Kreischer this year, I don't blame you back in January.

It was discovered that he had a blood clot behind his knee. And then some additional clots in his lungs. And he was put on blood clots. thinners for six months. And obviously, you can't really drink yourself stupid when you're on blood thinners. Well, you can. My dad figured it out away, but not the point. So he had to stop drinking during that time, six or seven months. And he was talking about July, I think it was like July 12 or something. He's like, I can start drinking again. You know, I'm going to get cleared

to have alcohol. And I'm just going to go fucking nuts. I got a weekend plan. It's going to be great. My wife's nervous about it. It's going to be a whole thing. Well, it turns out, Bert actually can't drink as much as he used to drink. I'm broken. I'm really broken. But what sucks is now knowing what I should do is worse than the life I lived when I didn't know what to do. I'm confused. Okay.

When I drank, I drank like a fucking lunatic whenever I wanted. I was fine. Blood works fine. It's for my parameters. I'm not dying. No one's told me to stop drinking. I'm good. Party.

Now that I know what recovery feels like. and what like a normal person feels like, it's so hard to get back into drinking because you start saying, I should get myself a couple days off. And then a couple days, you realize, you know,

if I get myself the week, I'm going to feel really good. I mean, this is an unbelievable mentality. Instead of saying, like, I wasted all that time drinking and destroying my body.

Now I feel fucking great and I'm not drinking and I'm more productive. He's like, oh, then I can't even convince myself to get loaded the next day because I'm like, well, just feel like shit again. He's so depressed.

Yeah, he's like really upset about it. I can tell he's broken. He's wearing shoes not picking his feet. That's true. We don't have to stare at his ugly toes for once. Now, this conversation is going to go on for a while. And then they go off on a bunch of other topics, two hour long episode. And then Bert brings it back to this.

So it's fascinating, the psyche, what's going on with Bert. But I'm going to give him credit. just for this quick segment, I thought this was actually pretty humorous. Someone just told me that Alzheimer's happens because of lack of blood flow to the brain, and that's because of high blood pressure. That's why black guys get Alzheimer's twice more than white guys. It's because they don't check their blood pressure. Really?

100%. I made this, I don't know if this is totally accurate. Okay. But 100% because black guys are afraid of doctors. So a lot of them die of cardiovascular diseases more than white guys. white guys go to the doctor more often. These are stats I made up based off of Danny Glover. Okay.

Danny Glover has Alzheimer's. And I said, he does? Yeah. What Bert just did is what every Joe Rogan hater thinks Joe Rogan is doing, minus the admitting that you made it up, part of it. They think that that's what all these shows are. It's just misinformation. People just fucking stating things that they're fact and not knowing a fucking thing about it.

And Tom doesn't know what to do with it. I know. Is that true? No, it's not. Oh, okay. When he would rant like that and not make sense, it was easy to blame the alcohol. Watching him do it sober is like startling.

Right. And he's really struggling with, you know, Jim Norton used to have the good boy phone and the naughty boy phone. Back on the Opie and Anthony show, he'd sing a little song about it. I won't sing that for you now. I'll say it for Chris after the show, though. And then, sorry, dude.

That's where all the fun happens. Probably coming over to the studio. So Bert is also struggling with this idea of good boy versus naughty boy. And then you go to a concert and you know what bad behavior is and you know what good behavior is. Good behaviors, hey, we get a couple beers. Bad behavior is to start thinking, when are they stopped serving? I want to get one to make sure I have a beer for the encore. Then you recognize the bad behavior and then go, don't ignore that voice in your head. You've got a good enough buzz. You're just going to get in the car and drink water and get a good night's sleep tonight.

Never thought of that. Yeah, that sounds like a terrible idea. You're going to watch. to drink for the encore. Sometimes they play two, three songs, you know? Could drag out another 25 minutes. That's to me like planning ahead. Yeah. It's going to take a while to get out of there. Come on.

Oh, for sure. It's be realistic. You wouldn't want a road soda. You don't want to sneak one out. You said road soda. I sure did. I don't want to do it on the Opie lately. We'll be honest.

When was this taped? Do you know when this was taped? Oh, that's a good question. I never know when things are taped. Okay. Is it recent? It's very recent. It's very recent.

Okay. It's from August. I saw him. him at a concert recently. You saw a Brooklyn Hollywood Bowl. Yeah, I saw him at the Tadeski Truck Show. And it was after the show, and

he was going backstage, but his friend didn't have credentials. And he was waiting for them in a very kind, normal way. That was shocking to me. He was handling it very well. That's the thing. So, Bert's sober now. I guess so.

And on his best behavior. Okay, so later out of the show, he's just lamenting about not drinking as much alcohol as he used And I regret I regret seeing the other side of the fence Really? Yeah, I really, I didn't think things through

And it's being obliviously ignorant Is so enjoyable It's got a good point Just being wasted all the time So it's here, more fun It's like now that I know that you can get healthy And feel better Fuck now I've got to weigh these options

And reflect on things Yeah, right So fuck that Clearheaded The stick He's like he's like health conscious now. He's got one of those stupid things on his arm that's tracking all of his whatever vitals and things.

Is that you, Chris? Yuck. I can tell you my resting heart rate for almost every day of this past week. Because I check the first thing I do is I check my resting heart rate, my sleep recovery. I check my V-O-2 max. I check my age. I drank three times last week. and it slowed my age down,

so I just aged regularly. But before I was losing, like, Tom, I was 68 years old on my whoop age, I think. When, when you started this? The day I got the blood clot. Okay, so, whoop is whatever that device is that goes around your wrist

and tracking all your stuff all the time. So, Pert was the, I guess, the health of a 68-year-old when I got the blood clot. And somehow not drinking is brought that down into, like, 52 or something, I think he said? So he's seeing that, he's going, I'm getting good results from this not drinking thing.

But I'd really rather be smashed. He's so unhappy. I think being smashed would be a lot better, so he's really struggling with this. Yeah. But there is the mentality of holding on to perfection so much that you're losing touch with what it's like to be human again. Right. That's a good justification, actually, right there. Is this still a comedy podcast?

I mean, WTP is? I feel like we've had this conversation before when we're watching two bears and one cave. So he's struggling with this thing where it's like, do I want perfectionism or do I want to be wasted? Well, professionalism doesn't exist. So maybe I should just get wasted, right? That's a good way to justify this. And yeah, this health tracking thing is just, it's all bad. These whoops that we have on, these physical trackers, change our perspective on health.

And all of a sudden, a little bit of a hangover. feels worse because you get your metrics. And then all of a sudden you start looking at life like, God, I worked out so much better sober. I'm so much more around sober that now a few drinks, God, I'm going to fuck tomorrow up. And that is, I think that fucks up good life. Like good life, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, Jetty Jingles. She's trying to have some phone around here. Give me all my own head. Fucking up my good life. So Tom is very different than Bert. Tom's very disciplined. But you can have a tequila or two and actually be able to handle that.

And you don't, you're not, you've, the problem is you're not someone that lives to the extremes. You've always lived in the middle. You always can have a drink of, you can have a glass of tequila with someone, even probably two, and not feel it at all the next day, not worry about your sleep. Just go to bed. You did it when we were in Tampa. We had a few glasses of porosos. Yeah.

And you went to your hotel. You took a shower. You went to bed. And you got up early and you did all your shit. He's so impressed by this. How the fuck you pull that off? This gets off the rails quick. Listen to the thought process here from Bert.

You weren't, you did not miss a step. I was with you at McDill Air Force Base. You did not miss a step. You didn't complain about being hung over. Yeah. But there are people that get obsessed with their fitness trackers so much. And I think I started when you go so sober for. so long. You get obsessed with

that. I think you're obsessed with that. I think I'm obsessive compulsive. Yeah. And I think that I get to this place where like, I'm trying to get back into drinking, but I'm like... So crazy. I know, but I'm not like, I'm having a hard time turn it and over to go out and get fucked up. You've been with me.

Yeah. Like, I don't, I can't... No, you were not like you. It was not like you before. Yeah. Yeah. I'm picturing an intervention with Bert's friends and family. Your sobriety is affecting us in the following ways. Kind of a bummer. The show's boring.

Not making as much money anymore. I miss my dad. He used to be fun. You did a whole comedy show with your shirt on the other day? What was that? So it's very funny. They're like, Burt can't figure out how to turn the switch back on.

Fuck. Even Tom sounds a little sad about it. It's funny because the way he explains this is if he's lost his super power. I think I'm just like, I feel like I'm Superman and I get on planes now. Oh, you want to be Superman. I used to fly. No, I think you're looking at it all wrong. Yeah, you're fake.

Yeah, you're still Superman. Fly. Try to. Yeah, you're thinking of LSD. All right, a little higher, a little higher. So now it's Tom's job as his friend to convince him that not being a fall down drunk is probably a good thing and that he's taking the steps in the right direction.

Give me a fucking pump-up speech. Dude, I think the last six months of seven, seven have been the best that I have seen you in so many ways for a long, long time.

And it was, yeah, dude, you were way more present, way more involved with things way less willing to hear any shit from anyone. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Remember how intolerant you were?

Oh, yeah, that was pretty great. I've been really a dollar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's been pretty cool. I look at these just like, all right, come on. I need you to pump me up right now. It's a fucking weird thing to put someone on the spot where I'm like, I don't know, man.

You should probably just get loaded that. Yeah, I'll pump you full of drugs. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what to tell you on that. But listen, this is the thing that he's. misses the most and I get it. The thing I miss the most is the the like

the rip the towel off feeling of having a cocktail of like fuck it I wasn't gonna drink, let's drink. You know what the thing is though dude? That yeah you say that but seems a little more thoughtful these days. I like being irresponsible can I go back to doing that again?

Yeah being irresponsible is way more fun. No shit. The whole point. what's wild is that in between these sections I've been playing clips from there's an ad read that he has you've heard me talk about BetterHelp for a while but I haven't really discussed how people feel about

after they actually use the service you're a mess he claims to be going to a therapist and trying to figure this out and he's struggling right now what is the issue so the problem is that he's checking his stats every morning and so the night before he's going If I have one drink, it's going to turn into 20.

Simon's not even have one because I want to get up early and see what my blood pressure looks like. See how much REM I got the night before. Here's what I think is going on. I think what we have is a really addictive personality. It gets addicted to everything and can't do anything in moderation. And he's also a really competitive guy. And he is now addicted to being sober. He has to do it all to such an extreme that he can't just shit.

gift. And he's like, why can't I find moderation? Because all extremes kind of suck and breed being miserable. It's that moderation that I don't know if he's capable of. Like, I don't know how to pump him up. I don't know what to tell him except keep being sober and see if something changes. You've been drinking for so long. See if, you know, this miserable thing ends. Give it a try. Well, this is a personality crisis because that was his personality. That's a good point. He based it all on that. When he said superpowers, no one's thinking out with Carquette. You know, he's a dork. So.

Yeah, where's the Tasmanian devil? Exactly, right. He wants, he's like, that's his whole brand. He doesn't have another character to offer it. If he starts turning into a, I'm going to teach you how to be sober, then everyone's out. Everyone's gone. Yeah. So they bring up this thing, uh, cringe canceling.

And it's, it's odd that these two guys are actually like they don't know anything about this. And they also get it wrong. Because like, cancel culture isn't real anymore. But there are things that. that are like wild when the internet takes the other side of. Yeah. Like I was watching, there's a guy, I don't know his name. He's, I think he's in Austin because Matt McCusker,

I think Matt McCusker is doing a podcast with him. Okay. Oh, you did it. You did his podcast. Oh, Chris. Chris. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris Williamson.

Yeah. Chris Williamson was talking about cringe cancel. Cringe cancel. Cringe cancel is when people make fun of you in a cringy way. and you get canceled because everyone goes, ugh, like cringe. Oh, okay. They've never heard of this concept? Bert Kreischer is that familiar with this?

Is that possible? All right, well, let's find out more about this cringe cancel that they're just learning about. Have you seen the clip where, does anyone know what I'm talking about? And then Chris said, it's called cringe culture when everyone mocks that guy for his point of view. Is it because of their point of view? Is it because their opinion? Is that why people mock that guy? Or it's because they do shit that's really embarrassing, like, I don't know, pull out their phone to cry about their daughter going to school?

I have no idea why I'm so fucking emotional. It's just such a big thing as a parent first day of school. To know that it's over, never again. You've wiped your eyes and tell. It was a good run. Good run. Oh, fuck. Enjoy your first-te-a-school parents.

Last one. It's our last one. I'm not mocking the guy for being emotional about his kids growing up. Why did you pull your phone out and rub your eyes even harder? Like, ah, these aren't fucking swollen enough. Be-sting, beasting. I honestly think that was an ad for his watch, or he was just showing off his watch, because that was the most consistent thing he did.

That sold zero watches. And no one saw that. I'm like, I would be like, that guy. He just kept bringing it into the phrase. Yeah. But you know what I'm talking about, though? He's like, yeah, this cringe cancel thing. They don't like it because you have a certain opinion on stuff.

I don't think that's it. And then they watch a clip from this show called Modern Wisdom and this guy, Chris Williamson, who's got 4.39 million subs even more than I have. So he must be really important. So they watched this clip to learn more about this. I've been kind of obsessed with this idea that I heard this week of a cringe cancellation. So you can cancel somebody because they did something illegal, you can cancel somebody because they said something reprehensible or whatever it is.

But there's a much more pernicious type of cancellation, which is I think what people are attempting to use comedians for, which is I want you to make this person's brand equity so toxic to be associated with that they become cringe canceled. Yeah. And this may be not even done in advance word. If you get marked enough. Right.

Like if somebody make. fun as something about you enough, then that can be all that's associated with you. We don't know anyone like that. We've never heard of Brendan Schab. We don't know about the homeless cats and how Bapa has just become a fucking joke. And Brian Campbell's going to get the fuck away from them. And, I mean, the fact that these guys don't know about losing brand equity because you're being mocked all over the internet.

Oh, okay. That happens, huh? Oh, interesting. This really is like listening to billionaires talk about the economy. They're so elite and so explaining, you know, if you don't continue to be funny, people will stop following you. And they can't say that. They have to turn it into this strange conspiracy or thing that just happens instead of, yeah, people have the right to unfollow you if they don't like what you do. I'm surprised Tom is like physically scratching his head.

Huh. Interesting. It's wild. Maybe they are in just this bubble and they don't know any of this exists. I can't imagine Bert doesn't know. Well, it's just a way to explain it as if it's not their fault and they have no control over it. And they're just victims of a weather cycle. Well, yeah, the way that they're describing it and the way that it was described by Chris Williamson there is like they try to get comedians to get people canceled as if it was like being weaponized.

Yeah, and it's a sudden trend. Yeah, we could just pick someone like, Chris Delia. Oh, what should we do? I don't know. Probably reveal the fact that he's like banging all these girls and starting a sex cult. Well, okay, that's pretty convenient. Yeah, that makes it easier, I guess. I was going to say it's comedy sucks.

Let's do it. But it's wild that Bert, after hearing this, immediately thinks, how can I weaponize this thing I just learned about? So then what do you see online if I can point your comedic talents to something that makes you cringe? Like, I'll tell you what makes me cringe that I wish I could cringe cancel. Yeah. Is people who their brand is sobriety on Instagram. What? Like their brand is their sobriety.

They have a podcast about sobriety. They talk about sobriety. You are so obsessed with this topic. I am. How funny is that? Wait, you can use this to ruin people's careers? What's got all these people who are talking about not drinking off the internet? Because it's starting to affect me.

I'm starting to think that not drinking is good for you. I'm so confused. Is this a bit he's doing? It's not. I wish. No. This goes out and out throughout the episode. Oh, God.

It's pretty wild. Now, Tom Seguer brings up certain types of people who do get made fun of and then lose their brand equity over time. And it's funny, this reminded me of us not a perfect analogy, but it's pretty close to our friend Jerry Banfield. Those like kind of male coaches, business guys, they're super cringy. And they get made fun of a lot as they should because it's a very artificial thing they do. Like it's not an authentic thing. That's why they're, that's why they're being made fun. fun of, I think, the most is that it reads like, this is a performance.

Yeah. But you're trying to sell it like it's really you. Yeah. That's the problem with guys who teach you how to date or teach you how to YouTube or teach you about ICP, crypto. It's easy to make fun of those who have a passion for it. It's a pleasure to make fun of those that suck it. Yes. Very true.

now the way they end this episode and we both know that they've had people fill in for them like stavros and chris de stepano who get bigger numbers and more positive responses from people and are funnier yeah the shows are better so they've decided okay we if we're going to do this we got we got to do this this this was a lot of fun it was a lot of fun it was a great time i love doing these podcasts with you we should announce right now we're going back to once a week We're going back to once a week. We're going back to once a week, everybody. And I would also like to say Tom and I are going to absolutely do our best.

And when we say this, we both committed to two bears being me and Tom. We want to thank all our guest bears. Stavi, DeStefano, all the people that sat in for us, and there's a list of them. We love, and we will have guest bears when appropriate, when needed, if it's the last case scenario. And I'm going, I'm going into a production soon, but we're still going to make that work. We're going to make it work. And when we can't, we just want you to bear with us to know that we didn't. everything we can to make it work. Yes. Because you

listen to this podcast means a lot to us. Interesting. It was one year ago today. One year ago, September 1st, 2005, and this was what they were saying on their show. They have to rethink it. Don't you feel, okay, here's the question. The first question is, how did you feel not having a podcast for a month, two months?

Fantastic. It was one of the best. It was the best. I would love to never do this again. It was the greatest feeling I've ever had in my life to not, to all, you know, so funny, I've never been funnier in my entire life. Then when you were there? When I was there, casually funny, just talking to people and making people laugh. And I think because I'm talking so much, I forgot what it's like to be a regular person in conversations with people and be spontaneously funny. Yeah. and and my stand-up was so everything I thought went on stage it didn't go into a podcast.

Right. Yeah, that makes sense. It's great. You should do less podcasts. I don't have that paused. Holy shit, that is the answer. Why are we doing this anymore? Is that wild?

Someone got their ear or they had a meeting or something. They're just like, all right. I think like we hate doing this and then doing a shit job is not transiting into it. The big bucks it used to. I noticed when Bert said, we're doing it once a week. I heard Tom go, yeah, we're doing it once a week. That sucks. He thinks being human and relating to people is being that drunk who's the last one to leave the bar.

And without that, he's not human. He's not a man of the people. Would you consider him human? I mean, borderline. Okay, borderline. I'll give them that. It is time for everyone's favorite segment of the show. the week

great job of the week and I'm going to let you set this one up Adam because you sent over Brian Callan I don't know what it is I don't know what he's talking about because I watch it's good I'm like hopefully there's set up for this you got me I don't know I just found it and I'm hoping somebody can tell me

because it's bizarre and not funny what's that bro I promise to treat your mom a nubby real nice real well and I'm going to keep my hands to myself unless I get the go-head A glance

A comment Disconsenting adults Oh nubby Mom Sisters For a guy who's known as a sex pest Probably not a great look For him

It's just like part of his act That he's doing a little bit of Or something Is this uh I think he's a monologue. I think he's rehearsing for something or auditioning. Who's nubby? What does that even mean?

I didn't pull the clip, Adam. I'm looking for answers. I thought we could work on this together. For once. I'm like, don't ask me, man. You have to justify my behavior. It's just like a mad TV bit that a character he's given us. Yeah, I don't know.

But you know what I do know. I do know for a fact that Corey Feldman is a grade A musician. And I was hired on him recently singing Tom Petty and I was like, I don't think he's hitting the notes or whatever. But when he sings his own music, he crushes it. Even Acapella, as you'll see here. I'm the comeback, comeback king.

I am missing, missing nothing. If you swing, you better make it sing. I'm the comeback. I'm the comeback king. I don't think that was Cory Philip. Who sent me this clip? I'm not even sure that was Cory Filb. I don't think it is.

This is the best he's ever sounded. What are you talking about? He's killing it. He's got the dance moves down. It's pretty tight. All right. Fucking assholes. I hate you all.

See what happens when you don't pull clips? Yep. See? He goes to turn it off at the end. That's the best dance move. All right. Kevin Brennan hosts a show called Misrael's Company. And unknown artist.

You guys know who unknown artist is because he's the guy who sent us this tune, this to to tap. You know, let's just face it I'm Biro I'm horning and I'm cool I'm Biro I'm horning and I'm cool

Well we're before the show started today He sent me a brand new song It's a little longer I cut down to just the chorus But I'll probably put the full thing on at the end Or we'll put it somewhere That's my net

That's my net That's great It's a great new Kevin Brennan Stinger that we have here on the program. Picksies are back. Kevin Brennan, you know, you really get to him. There's something about you. And when you're in that chat and people are noticing you, it really bugs him. You're a real pest in there.

Yeah. I think you enjoy it. A little bit. But you'd also like to be on the show. Always, yeah. You're begging for the link. And who he accuses me of lots of things and he has lots of questions that I'm happy to answer. He just won't send me the link.

Which is odd because you would think that'd be perfect for MLC. Get Adam Bush on there, figure out what the deal is. And yeah, I'm not sure why he seems to not care about that. Because I guess from what I understand, I saw him in the chat and he was talking like yesterday, I was kind of popping in. He was talking mad shit. And it was at my chat? Yeah. He said Patrice O'Neill hated you.

Good. Looks like I give a shit, another dead man. Good. And I'm glad he's dead. I didn't like him. Patrice's obnoxious, you know what? And everybody like, like Gino did with Chad,

everybody, we got to get a compilation of Gino saying the N word and sent it to Fox News. I think they'd be thrilled. Oh, yeah, there's a lot of it. too, Gino. Now that Gino's trying to go mainstream. Yeah, because that's what I did when I left Compound Media. They got a bunch of, since we're talking about Patrice,

Gio, you know, they got Bill Schills trying to get me to lose my Patreon when I love Compound Media because I said the N-word a couple of times in context. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just kind of, I'm the messenger. So he thinks I give a shit that a dead man didn't like me. Why, he was tight with Patrice? I guess they did a TV show together. Oh, no.

Oh, chance paying a touch. That's good. So Kevin Brennan wants to get Gino canceled. Now, Gino recently, what's the name of that show that he was on? He did the debate with the Democratic politician. Yeah. Yeah, I don't remember what it's called. I care what he called here.

They played on who are these broadcasters yesterday. And Gino was great. He got a zinger in there. He got people on his side. It was a quick clip, quick back and forth. But I guess maybe he's going to get hired to do some appearances on Fox News or something. And Kevin Brennan wants to put an end to that. We got to make sure Fox News knows this guy is toxic.

They can't hit him on his airwaves. And his justification is that another guy, Bill Schultz, did that to Kevin, to Kevin's Patreon. So now he should do that to Gino to Fox News. A little insight to how Kevin's brain works. And Chad Zumak is sitting next to Kevin, and Chad had a special that was going to be taped in Colorado. They got canceled because someone sent a compilation of him saying the N-word, and then the club canceled him, and then he didn't get his special, and he was really bummed out about that. It was a huge problem. He didn't like being canceled.

But now, Kevin's saying that people should cancel Gino, and Chad doesn't say anything about that? Well, Kevin was the only one who used the N-word in context, as he says. was just using it. So Kevin didn't get along with anyone that compound. You think Bill Schultz is the problem? He might be. But I'm pretty sure Kevin Brennan is also a problem.

Like, whatever that rivalry is and was. None of it had anything to do with what we were talking about. No. Like he just went off on this. Oh, yeah. He wants to burn everything down and saying, you know, Patrice O'Neill was overrated. It wasn't very good.

All because Adam's like, yeah, I talked to Patrice. He didn't like it. Yeah. Well, it turns out, you know, Kevin was tight with David Tell. They used to do a lot of shows together. No. Yeah, I never liked Patrice. Yeah.

And Patrice is obnoxious. You see her Patty Rosper's story. Patrice is the most, oh, he's the most overrated comic of all time. And again, he was about as 10th as good as Dave Attell in that era. So if Patel would have died when he was. supposed to have died, Aetel would be the legend of all legends, but Aetel lived too long.

Oh, yeah. And Patrice died. Let's list the people who have lived too long. Kevin Brennan. This idea, I mean, he's completely destroyed his brand. He used to be funny, too. But this idea that like, Dave O'Hell, if he would have died,

people wouldn't love Patrice O'Neill. That's the connection he made in this head? If he would have died when he was supposed to. Right. He fucked it all up for KB. Right, yes, because KB thinks he's always been compared to Dave Hattel. And you don't want to be compared to Dave Hattel of your standard comedian. Did he have a stroke?

He sounds like his speeches slurring and he's not making sense. And he's just like free associating. Well, isn't there a connection between oral health and heart health? I'm pretty sure there is. So he might want to brush those teeth every now and again. Well, he's medicating them with Coke. Oh, the Coca-Cola. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. So not the other kind or the show would be better. Yeah, I'm going to say, right there on the gum. The teeth is not going to do anything. So this is Chad stepping up to the play. He sees that his boss is down and he's got to be the entertaining one here. Patrice died. He got Eddie Veddered.

David Tell got Eddie Vedder. If Eddie Vedder would have died in his 40s, he would be like. Yeah, like Kurt Cobain. Yeah. Now Eddie Vedder's still around. You're like, oh, yeah, he's like annoying. He's still fighting ticket. Master.

You're like, grow up. Freezing, rest his head on a pillow made a concrete. Yeah, how's Jeremy doing? We got to save some of that stuff for the special, Chad. Don't get away all your best impressions. He's workshopping it. It's not the worst any better. If you just sang the lyrics, I didn't make it funny or entertaining.

But don't worry, he'll be real rebound from this. He'll get Kevin laughing here. And this is where Kevin remembers. Oh, yeah, we're trying to ruin Gino's life. I almost forgot for a second. I'm spoken in class today. Get them teeth fixed

leadboard. It's Gino's week. It's Gino's world. We'll just living in it. Yeah, Rick, it's Rick for two bucks. This is up on the screen forever. This is reminded me of Opie,

where Opie would put up insults to just leave on the screen. He's not paying attention. So Kevin had this up forever. Get them teeth fixed leaderboard winner, you clown. He's just like, is that worth a buck-knited idea?

And his way of deflecting is Gino. Yeah. Yeah. So let's see what he wants. This world is living in it. We got to give the week to Gino, guys. That's not about us this week. Somebody get me a Gino compilation.

I'll give you a, if you get enough Gino saying the end bomb 10 times, I'll give you $100 immediately. Just tweet it out. Whoever does it, whatever Clipper does it, and I'll send you $100 immediately. No questions asked. And then maybe more, depending on how it plays. And by the way, Gino, I think Fox News would be thrilled with that. Remember that retard Keanu who's married to Gino and probably would like him to start making a little bit of money? Remember when she was defending Kevin Brenny and doing everything she could to get on his show?

And I don't like her either. How can we be friends, Kevin? These people are fucking retarded. Kevin Brennan wants to destroy people. He's offering up a bounty. to make sure Gino doesn't get any pop from this. And Kiki sends the comp to him. She'll probably put it together.

She'll film him in his sleep. 100 bucks. He probably says the Edward didn't sleep that, Gino Biscontale. Are you allowed to bribe people on YouTube to help get people fired? You know, I'm going to tell you something out of this is going to be a big reveal for a lot of people. Kevin breaks many of YouTube's terms of service on a daily basis. the shit that he accuses people of, the threats,

you know, trying to get people fired. A lot of these things are against, they're harassment policy things. That's why he takes it down. And everything is taken down immediately. But it's not like people aren't recording it. We have it right here.

I always wondered where John got all that from, why he was bribing people to give him info on Cardiff and calling comedy clubs and where people work. It's because this guy makes it okay. Yes. permission to him and Rob Saul and Stevie Lou and Carmick and all those guys to just go full blast with all of it. I mean, it's a hilarious bit though, right? And it would be way funny if Gino ended up on Fox News.

I'm going to say it right now. That's going to get clipped. That's going to be interesting. Gino got some views. The Post covered it. In conservative circles, it was like a little pop, a viral moment. I hope he capitalizes on it. Kevin is so threatened by that.

He wants the guy to die. He wants his life. ruined because he might have had some success that has nothing to do with him. Does using the N-word, does that get you canceled from Fox News or promoted? I'm pretty sure you get a raise. Yeah, okay. That's what I thought. So, yeah, this is, uh, the chat is coming in now.

And Kevin has to respond to that. I'm like, you're a real pro. You fucking hack. Uh, Chad, you support people losing word for using work. I don't. Thank you, Sorcer. Sorcerer. Yeah.

We've seen him out of Hackamania. And yeah, Chad, do you support people losing work for using a word? I believe you complained about that yourself. But here's your son next to Kevin is he's promoting that. But losing word for using work? I don't. Kevin does. Gino's not even going to, Gino doesn't get any work.

So I just want, I just want Fox News to know what their boy. Gino likes to do, just like they start. sucking to me when I love compound media with the support of Keith the cop and Anthony Comea when they sent Patreon a link of me saying it once. Gino said it at least 100 times. So somebody make a clip, thank you. So is Gino going to parlay this and going on Gutfeld and stuff? I'm sure he will.

I'm sure he's already booked. Chad wants to deflect from that conversation. Let's not bring that up. And I like that Anthony and Keith the cop signed off on this Patreon getting sent. the Edward that he only used one time, guys. In context. Use the Edward one time in context. He was talking about Patrice O'Neill, but other than, I mean, that's context, right?

Makes sense. I love how, I love how Chad is like, no, I don't stand for that at all. That's Kevin, not me. I just stand next to him and nod my head, yes, over and over. Right. All right. There's a lot of concern about Adam Bush on this show. And they seem to be a little bit hazy about,

why they're mad at Adam Bush. If you remember, what happened was Adam came on this show and said, you know, Kevin, my experience with him out in Hollywood, was there was a sitcom, it didn't get picked up. I was going to play his younger brother, Neil, in the sitcom, and Kevin was very sweet

to me in the elevator on the way out, saying, this is my fault, it's not going to get picked up. And that's all Adam said. And that pissed Kevin off. He did not like that. But the way he remembers it is, is quite different. So,

so would you have Adam Bush on? For the right price. But I think he would come here to a porn bomb like Carl's try to do when I I watch his show on a hackamania. Two very different things. I've never been invited out to someone's show and then porn bomb them. I've never tried to get someone's channel

taken down. We told Kevin at DabbleCon, for Dabelcon, and Hackamania two streams that were behind a paywall. to not snipe us because we're not on YouTube and we can show porn. And now Kevin's just like, Carl goes wrong, porn bombing everyone. No, no, no, no, not the case at all. Just don't steal content and you'll be fine. No, I think he's on the up and up.

I had him on my show. He was fine. Why don't I have him on your show? Why don't I do your show with Adam Bush? Okay. I can probably like that work. I don't have to pull any punches and I can say whatever I want. You can take down my channel.

Got it. Well, no, he can take down your channel. You're going to vouch for him. He can take down your channel. I'm just curious because I would love to get to the bottom of the whole pilot and the Patrice thing. No, I love to get to the thing of what he's doing, how much of a Scientologist he is. Okay. So Chatsy was just like, all right, this is about the pilot that you guys shot.

Maybe there's a Patrice angle here I didn't know about. No, no, no, I wanted how much of a Scientologist he has. You don't have to speak to this, Adam. I'll ask Chris about this. Is that how cults work? You just dip your toe in it, just dabble a little bit in that cult? Well, I don't like to, well, I shouldn't get into it, really. Are you sight, I'll just, on the weekends.

Yeah, you know. It's like the National Reserve or something. I'm interested that Kevin says he's been pulling punches. What does he want to say? Yeah. Good point. He's accused as a pretty hate his shit. And how does someone prove that they are or are not a religion?

or in a religion. How does somebody prove that to somebody? Okay, so you have to call up Tom Cruise live on the show, and if he answers, your fart. I can do that. Okay, cool. If you're Jerry Banfield, you get a brand new Bible. Yes.

Yeah. Dude, that's, oh, this Queen video, there's some fucking clips that are wild coming up. Yeah, he's crazy. Kevin Brennan, if he's watching right now, and he probably is, is scared of it. Oh, no, he's not. He doesn't watch it.

He watches it. stuff about him later and he'll never watch it on camera. He'll watch other parts of the show, but not, not when we talk about him. He can't handle it. And when he does watch it, he scrubs through our commentary. Yep. He'll just watch us watch him, which is great stuff, a riveting stuff. People love that.

Don't respond to what we have to say. Just agree with the thing that you said. Cool. Yeah. Kevin Brennan is scared. He's scared of me. I've asked to go on the show. He won't send me the link.

He's scared of Adam. He doesn't want to have. have to deal with his nonsense. I think it's something to do with Scientology is part of your initiation, like to join a gang initiation. Back in the day, you had to like whack a fucking cab driver and stuff. So I think the part of these, I think part of the Scientology, um, initiation, you have to, uh, so you have to hornfuckle some, uh, women or else they don't, they don't trust you.

Like I have a cousin who's in prison for murder, but I, I don't know them. but he's related to me. Is that mean? Yeah, but are you in the same religion? I guess. I don't know. You're not. You're not.

And psychology is a cult. And everybody knows that. And that's why people would, I think that's why men would join. Because you could do whatever you want. The women were allowed to speak. So who are the women, where are the women going to come forward regarding what Adam Bush did?

I don't know. I think you should do a, show with Adam and just hash it out, figure it out. Yeah, I don't really trust it. I'll do it on my channel. I'll come on. You'll trust your tone. Okay, Steve Stefano, who is mostly German.

All right. Change the subject. She's not following this at all. He's not understanding. You want to agree with them. You know, same religion? No, of course not. You know, whatever.

And this idea that Kevin's accusing Adam being a rapist. So, A, he's a Scientologist. It was bad enough. But on top of that, he's also assaying women, which is part of the initiation process and then once you get a taste for it and Chaz just sitting there going okay but do you want to talk to him

on the stream and hash this out? It's like, no, no, no. Kevin Brennan is just going to hide like he always does like he does in the comedy clubs from Robert Kelly and Gary Goldman he's going to hide. Uh-oh, they saw me. I've been talking lots of shit.

I'm going to get jacked up against the wall and as long as you don't have to face Adam Bush you can sit there and call him a rapist and all sorts of horrific things and never have to experience any consequences of those actions. He's a pussy. Yeah. Yeah, he really is. And he's an Irish Catholic.

Yes. Do you want to talk about what you have to do to get into the Catholic church? That's a good point. A lot of cults are bad. Catholicism has had a pretty bad track record. record over the years. And all this is just something he stumbled upon that he thinks is going on. Like he was accusing me of crimes before he believed I was a Scientologist.

Like he is just looking for something and he knows it won't hold up. Yeah, I mean, where are these women who are coming out to talk about what animals is done to him? I'll wait. We'll see. You know, it's always that thing. We'll see. I'm pretty sure the honesty is going to be a flop.

That's made a billion dollars. Oh, we'll see. we'll see how it does. He's still holding on to that. Fax me, nothing to him. Yeah. Dad not loving his kids is the most loving gesture you can ever do. Yeah, because it motivates you.

Because if you get too much love, it's like these kids that are all, you know, my dad loves me. Then again, it's like. Again, drink every time he says again, you will not see the queen video. He'll be passed out by it. So Kevin does a thing where he paints himself into a corner here. because when Kevin brags about much money he makes and he talks about the dabble dashboard I got kids

yeah they got these people have more views than you my kids never asked me for how many live viewers I have they need money I make money so he talks about being a family guy and how much he cares about his kids and how important they are and now he's talking about how like a good father doesn't give a fuck about his kids

and that's what makes them great adults you know if your dad doesn't love you it motivates you to earn is love. I agree with Tommy 7-8. The dad not loving his kids is the most loving Jesse you could ever do 100%. So the best thing you can do is a parent

is not love your kids? Well, well done. Well played, Z man. Because now it's just like, huh, that's interesting. So you're saying you're a terrible father? Is that what you're confessing to? Well, back then.

I mean, you can't do it now. Everyone did it back then. You know, a lot of people hate their kids And but now Beat your kids But now you gotta Now you kind of can't do that But but it is a great

The source will back me up It is a great way to motivate your kids Not love them Be indifferent to them And then they'll become They'll do something to get your Get their attention Like step up

Hold on a second Does Kevin hate Patrice Because his last name is O'Neil Oh my God Holy shit Patrice thinks he's the number one son. We got to get him. We got to get him. Oh, Neil.

Do you think Kevin's kids will change their name, their last name to deal? That'd be funny. No, Kevin understands how to be a good parent. It's to raise kids the way his dad raised him. Looking at well he's doing. Well, adjusted.

So in his 60s. Making friends, having fun. Makes sense. Yeah, it's a lot. But Adam Bush, he's got so much free time. he does a Carl's show and I think he thinks that's going to help his career. Well, isn't he opening for Roger Daltrey on the road?

I think three gigs. That's a good gig. His brother got him the gigs. I'd open up for Roger Daltry, for sure. And your brother got to the gigs with Roger Daltry? No, my brother didn't create the Chappelle show. Okay, good. Tree, for sure.

In a gay way? No, just for the story, just my band. my hollow notes cover band Yeah you know You know how old Roger Daltrey is It's got to be in his 70s No he's older than Katie Tongue Citey Tong I mean

Roger Deltre I think is 82 Oh geez We can't be fooled again He won't He won't be fooled again 82 years old Godfrey told me he was at the seller once And he's like five foot five

He's like really short I think he's even shorter on that Because Conan made a joke about him had Roger Waters on. He said, he said he just had all the Rogers. Roger Daltrey was just on. He said he could fit him in his hand. It doesn't matter. He won't get full again, but is Roger Daltrey a big draw? I don't know. He's probably doing fine. What is he paying out of Bush? Opening acts for a guy who's 82 don't make a lot of money. Show me the 1099s. Roger, I mean, Roger Dulcher, Adam Bush will take anything at this point. He's failing so bad. He'll take,

he'll do your show on Friday. That's how bad he's doing. It's incredible. The mental gymnastics, this guy has to go through. He's a failed actor. He doesn't act anymore. He's at a show. It's active right now.

It's on and he starts watching. He's just like, oh, okay, well, this stinks. Now I have to hate all these people. Now I have to hate all these musicians. Now I have to hate all these other cast members of Saturday Live from the time I was on. Like, it just never ends. He hated Sherry O' Terry because you'd have the same show as you. And then, yeah, then not.

all of a sudden, Roger Daltrey, he's a huge Who fan. Does Roger Daltry send any tickets? Yeah. I would imagine it's pretty fucking popular. But he's old, he's short. Yes. Adam only had three gigs. Yep.

And his brother got him. So if you're over 80 years old, you probably can't sell out stadiums, the music industry. He knows that's how it works. The older you are, the less you're allowed to pay the openers. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the like top selling touring acts were like the rolling

Stone's Paul McCartney, dead in company, The Who, all with people over 80, Bob Dylan's over 80. It's crazy the lengths he has to go. And if you see right there, it says, Adam's coping in the free chat because when I don't say anything, they're like, you're scared, answer, defend yourself. And when I walk in there and go, send me the link, they go, I'm coping in the free chat. You can't win. How is that coping? It doesn't make any sense.

I don't think anybody knows what that word means. No. And Aaron uses it the most. He's constantly coping. Anthony Coombe is watching the program. Hey, Anthony, good to see it. Where did Kevin get this delusion that Keith and I plotted

to get him tossed from Patreon? Watching these two is draining my will to live. Yeah. It's all stuttering John. It's all the same tactics and the same created issues that he holds on to

to make everyone. I have to be a serial sexual predator Scientologist. And if he were to find out none of that was true, it wouldn't change a thing. It's funny, too, because it started with Bill Schultz did it to him.

But then there's this guilt by association, so now it's like Keith the Cop and Anthony and getting him kicked off a Patreon. And by that logic, then Chad Zumach is trying to get Gino, Caleb from Fox News, by putting together an Edward compilation. Isn't that the same guilt by association?

Mental gymnastics that Kevin goes through on a hourly basis? We cannot get into, if you work with someone, you are now complicit in their crimes. He who toured with Louis C.K. And who Chris Albrecht, the producer of his show, remember got put in jail for beating his wife?

Yep. I mean, is this what we're saying? Are we saying that Leslie Nielsen is culpable in the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson? Maybe, but that's beside the point. We're going to weigh off the plot here. I went so random. I might have landed on a true conspiracy. You're right.

That was actually very funny. No, what was great right there is that Kevin caught him his own BS for a second. He goes, but does Roger Daltry sell a lot of tickets? And if he does, is he paying the opening act a lot of money? It's like, it never ends. Yeah, right. And let me see the 1099. It's incredible.

But KB, he knows better than to join a cult. I wasn't forced to join any cults. But there was some peer pressure, you know, with the tough crown. cool guys and the ONA, cool guys and the compound media. I always kept my distance from the cult aspects of these clowns.

Compound media was definitely probably as close to a cult as I was going to get. But there's a lot of peer pressure. You got to do this. You know, you got to drink with David Tell and Greg Gerardo, how that work out. If you want to get recommended for gigs and whatnot. Is joining

a cult the same as having drinks with David Tell and Greg Geraldo? Same thing. Oh, okay. I was confused. I didn't understand the analogy. You end up naked,

inally raped in the gutter, and your whole life is no longer yours. Sure. All right. So he's decided because you're in a cult, you can't talk to you, and that's why he's mad at you in the first place,

being a Scientologist. Well, I'm going to porn bomb him, too. Well, of course. And that's why you're saying, like, I'm available anytime, any place. We can do it on Chad's channel.

You can send me the link right now. I'm happy to come on. and Kevin again shows he's a pussy. I got my light doesn't work. Listen, people think I'm afraid of a failed actor Adam Bush. But I'd like to do it on Chad. Let Chad make the money. He lost his sound exchange.

Let Chad make the money. And then Chad can pay me like I usually pay him. Work out some kind of deal. Wait a second. Let Chad make the money. That was the whole thing at first. I'm doing this for my buddy, Chad. You do it on your channel.

That's fine. And then obviously give you that money. Yeah, wait a minute. Before you make the money, actually, give you that money. This is turning into a bad deal. Work out some kind of deal. And that way Adam Bush can't porn bomb me. Because I know Carl and Melton would love it if Adam Bush porn bomb.

I bet I have nothing. If anyone watches NLO or WATP, we're always advocating porn bombing. That's our biggest thing. Like this is hilarious stuff. Porn bomb. I bet it's. I have nothing to gain. by doing a show with Adam Bush.

I'll do it on Chad show, and they can porn bomb Chad. I bet I could set that up for Friday. Great. Friday on book. Oh. What a pussy. Yep. What an absolute pussy this guy is.

Anytime, anywhere. All right, how about this Friday? Oh, not that that time. The people in his chat say he's kidding. This is all a joke. Calling someone a rapist over and over again on YouTube isn't a joke. And then having that person come on and be like, oh, I'll talk to you about this.

And then you shying away from that isn't comedy. Yep. None of that's comedy. He's got Stevie Lut trying to docks me everywhere. Cool. I live on Reddit, everywhere. He's just like, that's me. And everyone's like, yeah, we know.

He's been here for like six years. Yeah. There's a guy, Kevin's drool rag in the chat, who was calling Kevin out quite a bit I saw during this. You have a werewolf of Sicily. Tagging you in this, you are unequivocally right. I lost even more respect for KB here. Also, I called it for tits first.

I might have been saying show us your tits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I might have been offering 50 bucks for it because he did it last time. It's true. That's all it costs. So there you have it. Adam is ready, willing, and able. We're a pinky swear.

No porn bombing. Pinky swear. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And for those who are asking if I'm really a Scientologist or not, if I weren't a Scientologist, would I have a Battlefield Earth action figure collectible? I think only a Scientologist had one of those. Thank you very much. And I've seen Battlefield Earth multiple times. So I'm defending Adam on this. I think it seems like a pretty cool cult that you're in. All right, let's check in on the great Greg Opie Hughes. All right, this is from the 1st of September. That'd be yesterday. And let's take a look at how Opie Hughes. he starts his show.

Ronnie's back. I got to say, last time I talked to Ron the waiter, oh, did he cause a ruckus? He caused quite the ruckus to the point that people were butt hurt, they were triggered, and they attacked me for three, four, four straight days. I couldn't even go on my Twitter.

So I want to thank you, Ron the waiter. Because I knew I should not go on my Twitter after the rant. You did about Jim Norton. So I thank you. You got me off that shit hole. So thank you very much. And welcome back, Ron. I had a little rant about Jimity Glick.

I get it. Little Jiminy Blinkety Glick. I get it. By the way, so you're trying to say I caused the Darius Ruckus? You caused the, oh, I like that. Plybba. Proof, he's a great comedian right there. All right.

So on Friday's FU Friday, it was revealed that Ron went out to see Jim Norton perform comedy, I think at the seller. And Ron didn't think his stand-up was very good. So he came on and started ranting and raving about how Jim Norton is not funny. And Opie's like, hi, it had nothing to do with that, man. It wasn't my idea. However, Opie did make this video that he's posted on his YouTube channel. And the thumbnail here, Ron goes off on Jim Norton. O'Nay made him famous

Chip isn't funny And Ron goes out of Jim Norton Frat comic Who only got famous Because of Opie and Anthony And this has got 3,700 views

Way more than anything else That Opie puts out So you know This is the kind of thing That he loves And this is We'll just watch a little bit Of what Ron had to say

About the great Jim Norton You Jim Norton You Jim Norton You Jim Norton You Jim Norton You're dialing it in. Somebody in the chat

Comment on this. So when Opie posts these videos After the fact, he Censors out the Fs. Isn't it Opie unfiltered? Sounds like a filter. And also it's, it ran on the program. He said him saying,

fuck you, Jim Norton. I don't know why the spring of sound effect is helping anything. You, Jim Norton. Fuck you, Jim Norton. You're dialing it in. F*** you, Jim Norton. Because guess what?

Dialing it in? That's a good thing, right? Foting it in. It'd be the bad thing. I think it means you're making it sound great. Yeah. I literally just saw Jim Norton at the comedy seller saying exactly what Eric Marino.

He literally was just telling you what happened. Ooh, those are fighting words. He was saying that he would say to say, of Eric Marino was saying. If that's the case that Jim Norton has lost to stop because Eric Marino's the worst comic I've ever heard my life. 49ers owner, blakety blank, 140. Can you believe it? Dude, he was crushing like he was Dave Chappelle.

It made no sense. Why were they laughing? No one was laughing when Eric Marino did it. Well, sometimes it's the delivery. Ron. So Ron went to see Jim Norton who's crushing it. They're laughing like it's Dave Chappelle up there. Jim Norton's slaying. And his takeaway is, this guy's not funny.

All right. Such a moron. Two obvious things. Opie prompted him to do this. And Ron doesn't understand comedy. He obviously doesn't understand comedy. We've seen his stand-up. Yeah.

He has no clue. And we've seen Jim Norton. I've seen Jim Norton live many times. and Ron posts on his Instagram, these segments of his stand-up, and then brags about how well he was doing. Right. So we go and watch them, and he's bombing.

He watches Jim Crush, and he goes, this Jim Norton guy's not very funny. Maybe it's you, idiot. Maybe it's your perception of the world. You're the one understanding what's going on. Jim Norton was at the car? Has anyone fallen further than Ron the waiter? This guy, we used to hold about a pedestal.

We're like, we've got to give this guy money. We got to help this guy out. And I just can't fucking stand this guy now. He's such a moron. It's part of Opie's gift. John has it too. Everyone that works with them comes off so much better than they would on their own. So we see Ron with Opie and we're like, this guy's good.

And then the more we learn just about him on his own, the more we realize, oh, no, no, no, this is really bad. I also think he's completely duped by Opie. I think he's like, when I talk about a cult, I think he's been led to believe those are racist, unfunny assholes. and that's all he sees. He doesn't even hear the comedy. He just sees that. Why were they laughing?

No one was laughing when Eric Marino did it. Jim Norton was at the comedy seller, giving the rundown to what happened, and people were losing their mind like it was Richard Pryor. So, fuck you, Jim Nguyen. Like, I don't get it. You don't get it. Why is that a fuck you, Jim Norton?

The comedy seller, a place that Rodhamel never perform at, had the whole place laughing at Jim's act. Fuck you. Okay. Good one. Because you used to be on a famous radio show with Opie that people think you're still famous? I don't get it. And then you have that stupid.

Hold on a second. Do people laugh at stand-up comics because they think they're famous? Is that how that works? Or is it because they're funny? Yeah. Yeah. If I was stupid like Ron and really believe that, I'd be mad too. Hey, everybody, the next comic coming up is famous.

So laugh at everything he says. All right. Let's give a nice four round of applause for J.J. That's a nice intro, yeah. It has been documented many times that star power will get you some excitement right at the top, but it can't last through a 10-minute set. You have to be funny. At some point, Tom Arnold had to write a joke.

Chip, that stupid, Chip, where you think you're so clever that I'm not going to be funny, which makes it funny. Is that what you're doing, Ron? Were you doing Chip at the comedy side? because it wasn't funny. Yeah, Anthony's here. He brings up a good point. If you look at Tony P's facial expressions and body language,

he was no part of this. His wife's going to kick his ass. Yeah, his wife's a huge Anthony and Jim fan. So that doesn't help. But also, Tony P's, he does stand-up comedy. He said they're going, what the fuck are you talking about? Jim Norton said a good stand-up. And how long can Opie lose his mind over this?

He knows what the content is. He's definitely feeding this. He could have shut this down immediately. But, like, Jim Norton's a great stand-up. It's why we had him on the Opin Anthony show. Everyone loves him. He opened for Dice, and Dice recommended him. What are he talking about, idiot?

Try and follow this logic. They're only lying to Jim in the audience because of his association with Opie. Because of Opie, he's got all those people buying tickets and laughing. Well, then why can't Opie do that? Right, by that logic. He's even bigger. Right. It reminds me of Gino talking about what a shitty podcaster.

I am. And he goes, it's only because Anthony Coombe had him on the show. I'm like, but, Gino, you worked for compound. Why are you popular? What the fuck? People were losing their mind. So Jim Norton was doing Chip at the comedy seller, literally just reading the police report of Jed, and then read the police report of Robert Kraft. That sounds amazing.

I would like that. I would like that, too. People were losing their mind. Congratulations, Chip. congratulations. You're turning red. Maybe they were laughing because it was funny. You're trying to say it wasn't funny, but people were laughing.

It's not, dude. By the way, I have to say for the record, I had nothing to do with that one. Because I got my own hell with that idiot. I love this thing where Opie pretends that Jim Norton is making his life difficult. Right. Jim does nothing to Opie. Doesn't bring him up. It has nothing to do with them.

Opie's the one who's posting these thumbnails, these videos going after. Yeah, if he's in hell, it's his own making. Ugh. What's Eric Nagel, former producer of the Open Anthony Show, I have to say about this. This take is not going to get anyone to vouch for Ron to get any gigs or into any clubs in any market. Yeah, it's not helping him by saying Jim Norton isn't funny. Ron's just being a good little soldier, though. This is what Opie wants to hear, and Opie's lapping it up, so he's going for.

it. That came out of life. I feel Jesus, Ron. I remember watching it going, and by the way, Opie, the day before, you and I were literally talking about it. And then Jim Norton literally just like reading a novel and people were losing their mind. Bro, you just don't understand the comedic, uh, genius, the comedic genius of Jim Norton. You just don't get it. Is it going above, is it going over my head? Yes.

Hey, Ron? Yeah, and so was Opie's sarcasm there. Yes. It's not for you. This is what Ron posted on his social media to show us what a great stand-up comic he is. Gasping for breath while giving it to mommy? Oh, right. Ronnie.

Ronnie, help. Ronnie, get the forklift. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. Long story, sure. Long story, sure. My mother ended up running off with another woman. Shocker! Woo!

Shocker! Now, that's the way he posted on his social media. I didn't start it in the middle. I didn't end it before it was over. That's what he considers a show going well enough that he wants to promote it on social media. I think it's over our heads. It's over everyone's out.

That's the case. It's bombing. That's like a therapy session, but his therapist is deaf. Right. So he has to like scream to him. All right. So let's get back to the beach. You know,

Opie's got that sweet spot in the Hamptons. He's got the beach in the ocean behind him. And he's always irritated. I had solace for three months. Solace, peace, and quiet. The only thing I had to worry about in the last three months, Ron was if someone was setting up there beat shit too close to me. And now I'm going back to that, to that, Ron.

Oh, God. Is it be one of these guys who, like, draws out where his property line ends in the sand? Ah, ah, ah, ah, get that chair. What a cunt. Yep. He thinks that's his superpower. So when we were playing the Babel, Babel, Babel special that we did on Patreon and our YouTube channel yesterday.

Opie was telling Vic Henley about in his building, you're not allowed to leave any of your personal belongings out in the hallway. Opie lives in, you know, Manhattan Skyrise, Upper West Side. It's very expensive there. And people want to get back to their abode and not have a little like a cheap motel. And Opie's leaving winter clothes and scooters out. So he tells this story. And he does it all the time.

Even though the building has to tell him, like, you can't do that. You got to stop doing that. So one of his neighbors, fucking fed up with it. And he's like kicking the fucking shit that's in front of his door. And he's like, isn't she an asshole? She's so fed up with him. She's kind of like, get this fucking shit out of the hallway.

And everybody's like, Vic, can you believe what an asshole she is? Thank God she's moving out. I wonder why. It's like these guys have no self-awareness. Rod saying that everyone's laughing at Jim and I don't get it. And Opie going, oh, my God, everyone sucks with me. Get off the fucking sand. He just has to be a nightmare in every scenario.

Even when he's trying to be a good guy picking up Carl from the fucking airport, he can't even do that. Dude, that was so frustrating. I was watching producer Chris getting redder and redder. As Carl Ruiz was just like, Opie, I could have just gotten a fucking lift or an Uber and been home by now. I've been that guy. Visit my friends in Manhattan and they think the subway system is so fucking interesting. And it's like, no, I will treat for a cab.

Yes. Let's get to where we're going. I don't care about. Director out, please. All right. Let's see what else they're talking about. There's a lot of trauma in that household, like the daughter. Like I don't, you know.

I know. I know. I know. I don't know. I don't. I understand. But I'm saying last Thanksgiving and I went up there. It was.

I know. I know. It was bad. And I'm going to, I'll just say this. Yeah. She's not dealing with it. She won't even acknowledge that that's how she left. Right.

And it's just... So, I guess I should have set this up a little bit better. Lindsay Clancy, is that the woman who murdered her three children? Clancy, yeah. Yeah, he strangled him. So they're talking about that. And Ron brings up, and he's talked about this before on this show, how he had an aunt off herself on Thanksgiving, just to fuck with the family.

So the family couldn't be able to get together and enjoy Thanksgiving ever again. And he's talking about how... Which is why people do that. That's why they do that, to stick it to you. To stick it to you. It's a real bread of. And so he's talking about the fact that, you know, the daughter is still not dealing with this well. And Opie, you got to love the guy.

He's a friend first, you know? I'm going to, I'll just say this. Yeah. She's not dealing with it. She won't even acknowledge that that's how she left. Right. And it's just, you know how they say you're going to break the cycle of abuse or abuse or, or, And I'm afraid this cycle is going to continue into the next incarnation.

Right. Because they're not dealing with it now. I was deathly afraid of that. I broke this cycle. I'm sorry, I didn't say you were a hero for the last 42 seconds. My bad. I meant to say, it's great the way you handle things. My family's having a tough go at it.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, he didn't break the cycle. He rolled them up in a carpet and pushed them off a bridge. That's burning. That's drowning the cycle. Fancy B says OPE is the cycle of abuse. Holy shit. Stop paint yourself on the back there.

Let's get an update on Ron's Venmo. You know, I feel like they're a real secretive about what's going on with the Venmo over there. That for us. Thank you. And, of course, oh, we don't have Venmo Ronnie across the screen. I got Benmo Tony. Oh, my God. It's Ronald dash Berman dash 9.

Ron. Is Tony making money off of me? Rod, hide your eyes, Ron. Hide your eyes. You weren't supposed to see the Benmo Tony. That should be Benmo Ronnie down there. Oh, my God. Hide your eyes.

The one guy who doesn't need the money because he says he's doing just great under the Trump administration. Tony was a lot of fun yesterday. All right, Ronald. Bourbon. Ronald dash Bourbon dash 9, huh? Okay. Don't worry.

No one's going to send me money anyways. I go Roddy down there. Benmo Rodney. Opie. The last time I was. Venmo was activated. Yeah. The guy asked me for money.

I know. There are pieces of shit out there, but we know you're pieces of shit, relax, but you're not going to... I had a lunatic living in my house growing up. Ron had a lunatic growing up, living in his house when he was growing up. So your little hate comment,

what is that going to do? Go to jail. Nothing. It's not going to do that. Grace guys are going to clear up. Put on a happy face. I'll throw it net on. Yeah, how about that? I'll find where you live and I'll throw a net on you, you hate.

You're the haters? I don't. Who are the haters in this scenario? I don't. Who are the people who are spewing hate? No one's going to give me money anyway. Fuck you! Fuck you, Ron.

I never got to thank you for the money that I said him. Did anyone I'm going to thank you? He might not know. He really might have no idea how much money was given. I'm going to hope for the best and assume that Opie's just taking wild advantage of him. I don't know how you can be on a show that has such, low viewership be completely unlikable. You're on with Opie, who's famous because of the Open Anthony show,

and you call out Anthony and Jim nonstop, why are people giving me money? Gosh, can't figure it out there, Ron. You're doing everything right. It can't be you. It's the kids who are wrong. All right. So let's get back into Howard Stern. You know, Opie saw this video that was,

four seconds long of Howard walking with Beth. And Howard's 72 years old. He's never been comfortable in his body. He's always been awkward and then crouched over. And so, you know, Obie was reveling in that. He's playing it multiple times. But he always brings up the fact that Beth is hot. Yeah, it's weird.

Which is interesting. But, you know, Obie really missed his chance. He is winning. He's winning. Guess what he lost today? 101. His channel, Howard 101, just turned into Radio Andy.

Right. 101. Oh, Howard Stern. Andy Cohen is filling in now. I got people still. I got people. I got eyes in that place still. And Howard Stern hates Andy Cohen,

but he had to play nice with Andy Cohen because the company looks at Andy Cohen as the new It Girl. And famously about a year or so ago, Andy Cohen, they pulled a prank. This prank was amazing. You tuned in one of Howard's stations about a year ago. And Howard wasn't there. You were going to retire.

It was Andy Cohen. And everyone's like, what the fuck is happening here? Where's Howard? But those pussies over there, they don't know how to do a real prank. You do a real prank until it hurts. They got scared. They got scared that everyone was freaking out and they'd stop the prank immediately, immediately. But a year later, it is comfortable.

true. Andy Cohen has taken over Howard 101. It actually did come true. That's right. Can we go on Kalshi and figure out who's going to be his first guest? Oh, that'd be awesome. It's his boyfriend. Wait, Riddle goes, Opie literally sounds like he's having a mental breakdown. There's my net. I thought it said riddle me this. Where's my net? I'm coming for you, Riddle. I'm throwing a net on top of you.

Yeah, I'm losing my mind because this Howard Stern. We had him. We had him on the ropes. We had him on the ropes. He looks like shit. He looks old. He's walking around the Hamptons with Beth. Beth is a piece of ass. She's a smoke show. And Howard looks like fucking Squidward from from Spongebob Squarepants. Look, look for yourself.

By the way. Squidward. Everybody, that's not Photoshopped. Holy. How so? I don't even understand this comparison right here. Just because of the color of the hat he's wearing, I guess. He fuck. Like, honestly,

That's, by the way, that's... All right. So the big victory lap is, of course, Howard 101 is gone. Howard just has Howard 100 now on Series 670. He's down to one show a week. But, of course, he doesn't have the new deal that was just announced by HBO Max where he's doing a TV show now. So there's 40 cameras in the studio recording his shows on Mondays on Sirius.

And then HBO is going to put out a TV show. With that, I'm Thursdays. So he's doing one show, two broadcasts, two employers, two paychecks. It's a pretty good deal. Yeah. Seems like he's doing pretty well with that. Very smart businessman. What he lacked in comedy, he is certainly killing it business-wise.

Yes, agreed. He's probably represented well. I think that's been the case for a long time. but, you know, Opie does not like Howard for very good reasons. Yeah, so he looks like shit, right? He's down to one day a week. All us, all us Howard Stern haters, and I have a reason to hate Howard Stern. He treated us like garbage and made our time at the same company with him horrible,

always complaining and whining and crying like a little bitch. He was always butt hurt by what me and Anthony were saying and doing on our show. And we had him against the ropes, Ron, one day a week. His staff hates him. He looks like crap. His wife looks gorgeous. Okay. Opie forgot why he's mad at Howard Stern.

He just changed it. Opie, if you remember, you accused Howard of saying he was going to skull fuck your dad after your dad died. Dice was on at the time. Except for he was talking about man, man cow. So we've all gotten back and watched the clip, but he's not talking about Opie's dad. So Opie had to change his story now to tell him why he hates Howard's sir, because we all know that Opie's wrong about that or lying.

Wrong at best. A very general complaint, too. Yeah, oh, you didn't like us. His rivals. Did you like him? I'm sorry. It's direct competition in the same market on the same channel.

Yeah. So, again, he has to throw in there. Beth's hot, though. But Beth's not weird. It is weird. He never talks about his wife, being hot or. anything like he doesn't get

being alive never hear about her being alive I don't know what's going on. And if he had a wife, he wouldn't be constantly complimenting Beth for this like angry tirade. Right. I think he sees that Howard doesn't look great and hope he's going

better than that. Maybe I can get me some Beth Stern. He lost Howard 101 and then it comes out. Oh, he's just going to have a new deal with HBO Max. Holy shit. He is not losing, Ron.

He, that, getting rid of Howard 101, that was his replay channel, all his old shows from the past. He ain't losing if he just signed a fucking deal with HBO Max. Do you understand, Ron? No, we have to take our bumps and bruises today. Howard Stern is still winning. It's, it's not just, it. Ah, this mentality is so bizarre. Howard signed a deal with HBO Max doesn't affect Opie at all.

Opie will still make $17 or $37. It's super chats out a Tuesday morning with Tony P. It also only creates relevance for that 90s brand of shock, jock humor that he's associated with. You would want it to succeed. This last thing Ron says is the best. It's not just HBO Max, like, like Sirius XM is part of it, right?

It's like Sirius XM and HBO Max? I don't care. I'm just sure. I don't care. You rant about Howard Stern every time he's in the news or if you just happen to see a video of him on your phone

it becomes a topic of conversation So what is the deal? What are they doing? So is it serious in HBO? They're like working together on that I don't care. I don't know. I don't know.

I'm paying attention. You know? That's your guy in the industry. What is the, yeah, you used to be? Can you say used to be? What is, yeah? The HBO Macs deal, Ron.

We made five bucks today. I don't think I'm in the industry. anymore. The HBO Max. You're not in any industry. Jesus Christ. Steel. Yeah.

What's that, what's that look like? I mean, it's stupid money again. It's stupid money again. Millions? Has to be. Let's see the 1099s.

HBO Max doesn't pay. He doesn't sell tickets. Yeah, there's no elevators. Has to be. One day a week? Has to be. He's winning. I said he's winning.

Ah, he's winning. Big. Look, the thing, you know, I'm a rarity in the broadcast field. I'll give you the good. I'll say that. You are a rarity. You can't fucking communicate. You're talking like an idiot.

Cast field. I'll give you the good, the bad, and the ugly. Today, I have to say Howard Stern is winning. I have to say it. He's winning. Well, he's winning, but he's not really. I mean, does Howard Stern know that he's beating Opie right now? do you think that was part of his

incentive? You just lost yourself a customer. I said, you just lost yourself a customer. Exactly. Opie's fighting a war that Howard Stern is not aware of. And I'm sorry, we've all been wondering for a long time

how Howard was going to get out of this, how serious and then we're going to part ways, how serious was going to still be a company, and Howard was going to not make it look like he was fired. Yeah. And brilliantly, I guess what Ron's insinuating is that he's such smart business. He brings serious in to his deal so that they're invested in him leaving and having it go well and they don't want to break his NDAs or tarnish him.

Like he gave them a lifeboat. It's so smart. He doesn't want to know how to deal with people at all or how to do good business. It's crazy. Yeah. It's actually very impressive. When I saw the news come over, no one expected this. It seemed like Howard was just fading away.

and we I'd call it out here I'm like he's gonna leave you to go to Netflix or one of these streaming companies and do an interview show with celebrities and then it's like wow we resigned it was serious who saw that guy it was all in the plan and it all figured out it's incredible but I don't think that that means he's beating opi I think he's always been beating up he is making millions dude this guy's winning and then winning and now he gets to be a TV star and he's got a smoke show wife that's half his age By the way, she looks better now that she's ever done. I got a smoke show wife, too, you bitch. That's half your age? Oh, all right. All right. You're winning a little bit. A bit of an age difference.

Oh, no one, you went on the sugar diet. Yeah, no. You got to keep up. So anyway, you don't keep aging after you die. I was just going to say, let's just say she hasn't aged in years. Right. Is you half your age? Next year she will be, actually.

Almost, almost. What was that reaction, though, from Opie? He called him a bitch. He's like, I got a hot wife, too, you bitch. He wasn't insinuating you didn't. She's a little defensive. Very defensive. Let's hear that again.

He's winning and then winning. And now he gets to be a TV star again. And he's got a smokeshow wife that's half his age. By the way, she looks better now that she's ever done. I got a smoke show wife too, you bitch. Okay. No one said he didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's great. All right. So then the topical conversation of Ozzy Osbourne's death comes up. And that leads opi, of course, we're talking about his father's death and making it about him. Breathe. And this is the point I want to make. Soon as he died,

I didn't want anything to do with my dad's body. Nothing. I ran the fuck out of there and I ran to Northport and I had to wait on line for a bagel. That's the reality. You would think, you would think. No, hold on. on. This is my rant of the day. You would think your dad dies. You'd run to the fucking

deli in Northport. There's a line. You would think everyone in that deli realizes, holy shit, this guy's dad just died a mere 15 minutes ago. Let him go to the front of the line. Oh, no, I had a stand on line and wait to get my bagel and coffee so I could go on my dock in Northport where me and my dad spent a lot of special days. I had to wait. That's crazy. Yes, Rock. There is something crazy right there. Yeah. For sure.

That's not real, right? What's going on here? So would Opie leave his place in line for someone? If you saw that they just lost a family member? Is it might to believe that this is normal etiquette? How would they know? That's what I mean. Did he drive the hearse?

And they're just like, sir, sir, we need that. Jesus Christ. All right, well, let's find somewhere else to put this thing. did he bring his dad with him? Yeah, right. He was a weekend at birdies. He wants sesame. You want sesame, dad?

What the fuck was that? You'd think they'd let a guy who just lost his father 15 minutes ago to the front of the line. I don't know which chain has that special? You know, like sometimes at a Mexican restaurant they put out a little hat on you while they sing happy birthday. Is there a chain that advertised if you just lost your father? Right to the front of the line.

He's wearing a veil. No, but seriously, he might really believe that. I think he does. He might go through life thinking this way. He does. He thinks he's special. There was another clip that we played. He's in the car with Vic from 2018.

And he's like, Vic, you got to help me out, let people know that I'm just a normal guy. And he's like, I mean, sometimes. I'm not a miracle worker. Yeah, right. It was very funny. I hope he wants people to think that he's just like a normal down-dur. earth guy and he is not. That's why he's having such a

crisis at this stage in his career. Last clip that I have on here more about his dad. He is making millions. Dude, this guy's winning and then winning. And now he gets to be a TV star again. And he's got a smokeshow wife that's half

his age. By the way, she looks better now that she's ever done. I got a smoke show wife too, you bitch. That's half your age? Oh, all right. All right. You're winning a little bit. A bit of an age difference.

Oh, no one. You went on the sugar diet. Yeah, no. You got to keep up. So anyway, back to my dad dying in the actual room there. He was alive. He was alive. We're having too much fun.

All right, let's get back to the day my dad died. Let's talk about it. Even though he was in a coma, you're like, that's my fucking dad. Right there. He's comfortable. He's at peace. But that's my dad. Look at him breathing.

Yeah. He's in a coma. He just opened it all. I hope he's still here. Coma. You're just making that sound? I guess I'll just get going that, dad. If you can't hear me or understand anything, goodbye.

At one point, even though he was dying, he squeezed our hands, which was fucking creepy as shit, because he wasn't doing anything for about a day and a half, but he squeezed our hands. And even the guy in the room's like, that's fucked up. We don't see that often. And then the guy, he started. believing. He's like, keep talking to him. Keep talking to him. Like, this guy was convinced that maybe my dad was going to fucking wake up. I'm like, hello, the doctor?

Yeah. No, just some guy in the room. Some guy. I think it was my brother. One of my brothers. I don't know. I don't remember, but some guy in the room. Ribbiting stuff. Opie, making a lot of friends doing a great job on his program. Guys, let's talk about Jerry. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. and I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great.

Beans. So much is going on with Jerry Banfield. And we have to get to the video. I think I'm going to do an emergency episode, maybe tomorrow, because I was ready to go with guys who wanted to fight him at his AA meeting. Yeah. That was awesome. He got complaints at his yoga studio and had to quit.

The yoga studio. He's doing these weird skits on social media with that weirdo chick that he did a podcast with that one time where they like, he compliments her and then she gets all upset with them. And then they try to teach everyone a lesson that it's okay to compliment a woman on her appearance. Right. You seen those? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking weird. Dude, another thing I can't wait to talk about, I'll include it in the emergency episode.

He's now complaining about his crypto that he loves ICP. because he's like, I don't know where these guys aren't fucking paying me. I'm shilling for this product nonstop. It's worth a lot of fucking money how many impressions I'm getting them

and they're not giving me a dime. He was like, I asked Chad GPT what should I be making for the amount of stuff that I'm doing to advertise them? And Chad GPT sent me conservatively $10,000 a month. And there I can be anything.

It's been years. Dude, it's fucking funny. It's really funny. So there's a lot of stuff to get to. Let's get to the important stuff today, obviously. because Jerry dropped a video. He's so excited about selling the Queen,

uh, unlisted private video. I sold a video for $2,000 today. And I went out on two days with two different women that I almost barely double booked and like over. What an incredible day today. Have you watched this, producer Chris? Yes.

Have you watched this Adam? I have not. one of the funniest parts about this video. I'm not going to get to today because we have to focus on this private video he sent to the girl who got away, the queen. He's all jacked up because he went on two dates, made $2,000 in between driving from one day to the other. So you're like, whoa, he had a great day. He had a fucking great day. The first day insulted him so badly.

He was so put off fire. They barely even walked together back to the car. And he's just like, I can't stand this woman. I will never talk to her again. And he's clicking his heels? I was confused by that. It was human contact. They interacted.

That's what I mean. It doesn't take much. That's a win. It's still a win to him. He is so excited that he sold this video for $2,000. And I'll do with Kevin Brennan. And again, this is a video that he knows he's going to humiliate him. Then he asked AI, should I sell this video?

And they said, no, there's nothing in it for you. It's no upside for this. then he asked the girl he sent it to Hey do you think I should sell this She's like definitely not it's just embarrassing You should not do that And then with that input Telling us about that input Jerry goes

I'll probably sell it that I should sell this And then it sold and he couldn't be more excited about it And I'm just and the person Is only known As Jerry fan And I'm really grateful for the name they chose For their profile They are now number one on the leaderboard

and what is incredible. What is it? I'm so grateful. You see some Kevin Brennan parallels here? Somewhere he was screaming in the background. Oh, no. How do I got that leaderboard? Flipsy Greenberg when you need him.

I made more than $2,000. It's incredible. What is, I'm so grateful. $2,000 this came in today. $500 that came in like two or three days ago. And the guy below this, came in, you know, a few days before that. I made over $3,000 in the last week.

Thanks to you and the people watching alongside you, I'm super grateful. I finally have made enough in one month. I mean, I made enough in one week to pay my rent for a whole month, which is awesome. Jesus. It is also the first time he's made enough in one month to pay us rent for that one month. I believe that, but that should be the standard of any person. I mean, he's so much in debt, high interest debt, that I'm having to, for him. I'm glad he's made some money, but it's so short-sighted. This one-of-a-kind video that he only

sold one time in his head, he's like, I made $2,000 a day now selling videos. And I was thinking, back to him refusing advice from AI and the queen. His ex and kids should be like, do not get a job. Do not get a real job. Yes, reverse psychology. Yeah. You know what you should do is make some more YouTube channels. I'm not going to do that. Okay. So it's crazy to me that he decided to sell this, knowing what it is. And he doesn't know who this Jerry fan is who bought it. But he's got a suggestion for him.

It'd be really interesting if they just chose to keep it private, too. What would that be neat guys? Oh, yeah, yeah. Give me $2,000. It'd be fun for your own enjoyment. Never posted anywhere. But, you know, if they want to react to it, this video has some epic roast material in it. Like if somebody wanted to roast the hell out of me over this video, it's worth it.

Like this, you're Jerry fan. This is one of my most cringe videos ever. Not just somebody. Yeah. All right. So Jerry used to be an alcoholic or is an alcoholic or whatever the terminology is. He goes to AA meetings regularly. He talks about that.

And I think a lot of times people trade. addiction for another. And you can hear here, he needs this dopamine hit. This is a thing that keeps him going and drives him. I got the notification while I was driving from one date to another date today. I was talking to my aunt on the phone. And I heard the notification sound, the same sound if somebody goes to the school community and purchases.

So it's a pretty standard notification sound. And I looked down on my phone real quick while I was driving. And I was like, holy fucking shit. The Queen video just sold for two grand. And I got the payment in ICP. Wow. Like, let's go. I started hollering the car.

I'm like, let's fucking go, baby. Let's go. Hell yeah. Woo! Got the club going up on Tuesday, made at least 3,000 on the boulevard. Vaugh and I was like, hell yeah.

Thank you. I hope whoever sees this. Thank you. You made my fucking day today. Okay. So Jerry's obviously very pumped that he's made this sale. What's hilarious is that it was purchased in crypto that hasn't increased in value in years that Jerry already has a stockpile of.

Yes. So it can't pay his rent. Is he going to sell that? Crypto maybe. I mean, he's been buying it recently. He keeps buying more. So this might turn into zero dollars and he sold his dignity for. That would explain why he's so pissed.

They're not sending him money. It's, it's, the crypto. You're right. It's amazing to me that he was hemming and hawing about selling his dignity. Yeah. I offered 500 bucks. We got up to $1,000. Drew was ready to chip in some money.

then he's like, guys, this is going to be embarrassing. There's an upside for me. How about $2,000? Fuck, Jerry. You're just up for $2,000? And forgive me, this might be trivial by comparison. Yeah. But how did he know how the one date was going to end?

He booked two of them. So he's driving to the next one. Okay, well, I wasn't going to play this clip. Oh, okay. I have it on the board. The two dates are an hour, 20 minutes apart from each other. And he explains why he just added the double blue. look himself. I mean, men, women, old, young people I've met. I haven't met.

Oh, he gets advice from all these different people. He's not just Claude and Chad GBT's talking to. He's talking to people as well to give him advice on what to do. In all kinds of, you know, communities and stuff, like I asked my massage therapist about this today. You know, I asked several people. And the consensus was, I said, all right, I have this one woman I'm meeting at 630. The other one wants to meet. I was able to push it back to nine. But they were an hour and like 20 minutes apart from each other driving. And that's with no traffic. So most people, everyone, everyone out of the people I asked said double book them.

To answer your question, every person he asked went, well, they're probably both canceled. I do. Just say yes to both of them. If one of them comes through, then you got one. That's got to be the answer, right? Every single person said double book it. I guess maybe he was more attractive. to the second one and he sabotaged the first one.

So the first one was 630. The second one wanted to be eight and he pushed it to nine. And the first one said, I have three hours. And it's an hour, 20 minutes apart. I feel like I'm setting up a math problem here. It's not that difficult actually. Doesn't make any sense of all. What is he driving?

Right, exactly. Which directions the wind that day? All right. Now, you heard how pumped he got about the $2,000 in ICP. And he's fucking, yeah, let's go! He's getting all pumped up in his car. But guys, it's not about the money, obviously. It's not just the money.

It's like, this is a hell of a story. Like, I sent this woman a private, embarrassing video that then after that video, she responds, we're not emotionally and romantically compatible. I hope you find someone. It's not me. That was the result. And before that, I think, I don't think that was necessarily exactly where things were going. But the video, if someone else, I'm not going to post it.

it unless somebody else posts it. I will keep it private unless whoever bought this posts it first and then I'll do a reaction but they're going to have at least seven days where they get to have the video to themselves. They can do whatever they want with it. Nobody else gets to have it and they can share

it all over the place if they want to. So it's not just about the money that he made and I believe this too. It's the fact that like this proves he's somebody. He's something. He did something that people are interested in. He's like, oh, I'm famous again. Look what I just did. paying attention to me.

Yeah. Don't get sad on me, producer Chris. I see you getting sad over there. What's that, Adam? No. He's the mayor of the dunk tank right now. The mayor of the duct tank.

They want me to go back up on the chair again. All right. I will. So is he going to do that? Is he going to realize, oh, this is what people want from me. So I will now provide only this kind of content.

Isn't that what he's supposed to do? Pivot. You mean embarrassing content? the humiliates himself. In real life stuff. Like filming him in his real life, letting us into those moments, not the prepared ones he has for us.

Won't he see that as the seller? Like you cover Corey Feldman, it takes off. Okay, I'll do more Corey Feldman. Right. So are we going to see in a week or two from now, women just throwing their drinks in his face across the dinner table?

If he's good at business, yeah. Yeah. Goes out of dates and just gets humiliated over and over again. All right. So this selling of the video, this put a final end to the communication with the queen. As you guys know, the queen was done with him. And he's like, should I send her one more note? No, no, no, I'm not going to do that.

I got to chat, TPT told him not to. And his mom told him not to. That eventually he did. Because he had an opportunity. Hey, these guys want to buy that video off me. And she wrote back and goes, don't. Don't sell the video. It's embarrassing.

That was for me. Don't do that. So now they saw the video he was bragging to the queen about selling the video. She is not happy about that. And like this, this kind of finished things off

with the queen. She's been like absolutely cold since then. She asked me to send her a copy of the video and I'm like, I'll sit down and watch this with you in person. But at this point, I'm not sending you a copy of the video so that you can react to it

or something like that. Like, no. That's my video. It's not your video. It's my video. Wow. The video, now worth $2,000.

And she's like, I want that video. Why did I keep that video? I didn't know I had a $2,000 fucking thing that you sent me. The Queen's pissed. Yeah. Because we said, Queen, if you have it, I'll buy it a few. But he generously offers to watch it with her, which is hilarious. Yeah, if you want to, like, I don't know, like, just be in underwear and watch the video.

I'll do that. He's such an asshole. You thought I was sad? I was thinking about how I was sad for Ron the waiter now. I can't stand him either. I know. They're similar. Yeah, these guys, they want the attention so badly that they don't care how they come off.

And Jerry's a guy who just wants attention. He doesn't care if it's negative attention. I mean, he's the guy who literally wears his name on his fucking t-shirt. Everywhere he goes, that's one of the complaints that he got at the yoga studio. Are you saying this is a hypocrisy? Is that what you're saying? No, no, I'm sorry. It means two different things now.

Okay. All right. So Jerry tells his. mom, that he sold this video for $2,000. And you can only imagine her reaction. I told my mom, she's like, what? Why would somebody pay $2,000 for a video you made? Because I really, really humiliate myself, mom.

That's really, really bad. But Jerry, you're a loser. That's why, Mom. That's why they bought it. It's not even like a moral problem with it. That's what's so funny. Yeah. Someone fucking wanted to watch you and gave money for it?

That's a way. Now, I'm going to replay that part. And then he is so overwhelmed. He can't even focus. He doesn't even know what to say next. I told my mom, she's like, what? Why would somebody pay $2,000 for a video you made? I'm like, I didn't even, I didn't intend to, like, create this thing out of it.

But it became this thing where it's like, I kept talking about this video and it's so cringe. And I can see how somebody that is not a big deal to drop two. grand on a video. It's like this is something that's scarce, that this is a one-of-a-kind thing. And this person, Jerry fan, is going to get to have this video all to themselves and react to it and get the world premiere of it will be on their channel instead of mine. I'm super grateful. Like, wow. This is a fantastic validation too. It's like I am doing something special here that people really appreciate and I'm super grateful. I was thinking like I couldn't have tried to come up with something consciously

that would create this kind of scenario. Like this was so cool. But that's also the problem, Jerry. So Jerry's going, I finally figured this out. I'm making money and I'm paying my rent and I'm paying my bills. We're good to go now.

And then he goes, there's no way I'm going to come up with a way to make $2,000 off a full $1,16 minute video that I made. Yeah, and you never will again. So this isn't a business model. It's like when he was talking about who's what's to scale his business? He needs to make $10,000 a month

and eventually $20,000, $30,000. And his plan was, call me and I'll talk you on the Zoom call for a certain amount of money. Right. Yeah, the problem with that, Jerry, there's only one of you. So there's a finite amount of money you can make just selling your time like that.

And now he's going, I can just make a video and sell it one time for $2,000. Good luck. Let's talk about who bought this video because there's a lot of speculation. A lot of speculation about who might have purchased it, it if they were going to send it our way.

We saw the channel 404 news guy, Don, Don Furgundy, was, has been covering Jerry. So there was speculation that someone from his camp who purchased it. Is he going to scoop us and have it? And then all of a sudden, the YouTube gods smiled upon me. And this channel right here, Jerry Banfield viral sensation, is at Jerry Banfield Gaming. And this is where these videos were posted.

Now, we have the first five minutes was posted a few days ago. And then just today, we got the next six minutes. So we still have five more minutes to go after this. I actually like the way they're putting it out in bits and pieces. It's on brand for WATP.

Works out well. many, many people are confused about this. They think that this is one of Jerry's channels, his gaming channel, and that Jerry's the one who posted his own video. This is not Jerry's gaming channel. He does have Jerry Banfield Games. This is at Jerry Banfield Gaming.

And this channel has been around longer than any of the channels that he has joined in September of 2025. Now, as you know, Jerry nuked all of his YouTube channels and started up again in 2026. So this person was ahead of the curve. And I mean, we've been talking about Jerry for many years, but as far as his comeback and everything that's happened with Jerry Banfield,

whoever this is, you know, reach out to me. I haven't heard anything directly, but they did tag me in the video. So he wanted me to see it, and I appreciate that. And I did like and subscribe. You should too, everyone. Get over to at Jerry Banfield Gaming and check out what he has to offer. All right. let's get into it.

I want to bring in someone with the female perspective. We're just guys, you know, we can point and laugh, good at that kind of thing. Guys stuff. Hard to fly. But we want to know, you know, if you're a woman and you receive a video like this, how you would feel about that. And so we have our review queen.

What's happening, Megan? Hello. Good to see you. Thank you for joining us here. I can't wait to watch this. All right. I'm excited as well. Let's get right into it here is the video labeled the first five minutes. I'm making a video just for you here that's unlisted on my channel. So it's only viewable by you with the link.

And I know you asked for space. And at the same time, we had an amazing first week together. And we continued, we moved fast. You said you wanted to move slow. But we moved fast, and it felt so good. And I want to apologize what I regret most so far. Not finger blasting you on the couch. I know this story very well, guys. Only charging 2000. He says so far, knowing there'll be more embarrassments.

This is a lot to handle after a week. It's pretty intense, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's not really all that, uh, and flirty. Like he likes to talk about who's that Bobby Rio

or who's the other guy he talked about with Andy. Owen Cook. Owen Cook, you know. Also, he has to do it with this background. I know. Why is he doing

with this shitty like it's a regular episode of his vlog? I know. I'm sorry, Adam, go. No, it's like a celebrity cameo he thinks like

this is one just for you. This is me doing my thing. And you get to enjoy it. That's right. David Letterman would fuck all his mistresses at the set. You know, that's where he has all of the power, you know? That's where, yeah, he's letterman. He opens it with, I know you said you need space, but here's why you're wrong.

Here's why I'm right. He's going to explain why she's wrong a lot in this video. So far is that when you were at my house, I did not kiss you. When you wanted to kiss me, you were very ready to kiss me. me. And if I would have helped you move through that resistance, I think this would have went completely differently. And that is the thing I most regret and most feel bad about because I gave into your resistance. Reminder, Jerry's not in junior high. All right, just in case anyone's confused by what's going on right now, it wasn't under the bleachers. It's during the football game.

I would have helped you with your resistance. I think no still means. no. I stopped leading and started following you and I know how to build a happy relationship and have an amazing life and that's what I'm offering. What you've been called.

Said the divorce dad. I know. With no money. Yeah. Obviously you can know how to be very happy. I can tell by the somberness of this video. I want to see how he reacted to her trying to kiss. Yeah, right. That's what I picture. What the fuck are you doing?

And I know how to build a happy relationship and have an amazing life. And that's what I'm offering. What you've been calling pressure, I call an opportunity. And you have pressure in your life that I'm here to relieve for you. You have pressure in your life to build income. So this is sales 101. You know, you find the pain point. Here's the solution.

Right. I mean, you complained that your mom's a bitch. I'll kill her I was going to go a little softer Solve that problem for you You go to that stupid church all the time You want a man To be a husband and a father to children

You want two or three children That's precious I met you I had love at first sight As soon as I'm Five percent of this has been added it out Right with you know Anything that would

Oh names and addresses Yes correct Age. Right. Build income. You want a man to be a husband and a father to children. You want two or three children. That's precious.

I met you. I had love at first sight as soon as I met you. And that is... It's kind of how what was first sight works? That's, yeah. I'd love at first sight of the third or fourth date. Wait, I saw you opened your purse and all those credit cards are popping out. Priceless.

I've never experienced that before. for. And that is worth giving into. That is worth opening your heart to. And when we had the first week together, we were enjoying, we had so much fun together. And then this last week has been utterly miserable for me. I think I've accurately communicated that. And that's what space is. Yeah, Jerry, I know. You've been crying every day. Keep texting me about it. Well aware. I think I've been communicating that. I've accurately communicated that. And that's what space is.

And I opened my new Bible this morning. I've been up thinking about this for hours. I opened my new Bible. And I turned to Corinthians. And I just flipped open a Bible. And it's talking about, you know, it's summarizing the whole chapter. And it's saying that, you know.

Wait, you got cliff notes? Yeah. It's summarizing the chapter. Is this an AI overview? you. It's Jesus for dubs. It's a good book. So you think you saw the light.

It's talking about, you know, it's summarizing the whole chapter and it's saying that, you know, many creatures blend into nature with God-given camouflage to aid their survival. It's natural for us to want to fit in and adapt to our current environment.

And you did a beautiful job fitting in and adapting with me. We had an amazing time. You could have found a better passage of the Bible. that's really the ones going to connect. But okay. It's just the first one he read. And he said unto the, oh, holy, holy. But since you've been hanging out with your family where you said you did not get unconditional love from them, you've been fitting into that environment. And I invite you to fit in with my environment. I have so much love to give you. And

it continues here. Followers. of Jesus, however, are new creations born from above and changed from within. They have values and lifestyles that confront the world and clash with accepted morals. True believers. She's going to slip out of her seat there, Jerry. Jesus, not too much Bible stuff all at once. You're going to get really worked up over here. I'm pretty sure she doesn't need him reading all that to her.

He's like, look at me. I'm reading the Bible. Like, yes, you are, Jerry. You sure are. Pretty sure that doesn't mean what he thinks it means. No, he's going to translate this one. Corrid. Clash with accepted morals.

True believers don't usually blend in well. And I'm here to offer you that. And this, I understand what I'm offering clashes with a lot of your existing environment and lifestyle. But I'm offering you an immense amount of love in your life. Remember when we cried in the car together and you said I didn't get unconditional love from my parents. that first week we were together was so much fun. Remember we cried to the cards together?

I've never been happier. You told me that your parents have fucked you up for life. That was great, wasn't it? It was on cloud nine. That's what I've got to offer you. More of that. I'm trying not to cry.

I just hope we would go see a movie. I've got to offer you. And it continues, the Christians in Corinth were struggling with their environment, surrounded by corruption and every sin, they felt pressure to adapt by joining in. They knew that as followers of Jesus, they had been given a new life, but they were having a hard time giving up their old, sinful way of life. And even within the young church, they were wrestling with what it meant to enjoy freedom of following Jesus. And I see the same struggle in you. You are struggling to give up your old life of loneliness and disconnection and trying to do it all yourself. You're struggling to give in to a new life with me, a life that is filled with joy and connection and love.

And what better way to serve God and to have a relationship with Jesus than to have a man that is there with you all the time. That's... So the Bible... The Bible suspension probably... Fuck! This is your book. You're the one I said you liked it. I'm just reading it.

I was thinking with every passage he reads, he's thinking, I don't know how I'm going to spin this. Yeah, how do I tie this together? I should probably stop. Corinthians who are just like, that's why I have Corinthian leather on the couch. Yeah. But the general theme seems to be, oh yeah, the general theme seems to be whatever you feel about Jesus. Yes. Just replace him with me.

Yeah. And there'll be struggles and. Yeah. Yeah. Their way to serve God and to have a relationship with Jesus and to have a man that is there with you all the time. That's not pressure. That is an opportunity of a lifetime.

Whoa. Being with a man is the opportunity of a lifetime. All right. That's part one. Hit like and subscribe, everybody. When the man is Jesus. Yeah. All right.

Let's get ready for the second portion of this. that will be more Bible talk. I promise you that. I'm making this video because I was thinking it would be inauthent for me to sit around today hoping and waiting to hear from you. I need to be leading this. I am the more experienced person here.

It doesn't show. If you think that this is you taking the lead, it's just the opposite. It looks like you're sipping and desperate. I started crying. You're like the poser. I have had a 15-year relationship, and I know what not to do now. I have had a...

Do you? Dude, that's crazy. He literally has said, since making this video, that was a huge mistake making this video. That was really dumb. Now I know what to do. Do you? He's always a clear he's got to figure it out. What's in here?

I have had a 15-year relationship, and I know what not to do now. I have had... He keeps pushing that in her face too. Even when we were watching the videos we were just talking about what he was talking about. She doesn't have a lot of experience. She hasn't had a long-term boyfriend.

All right. Keep meeting creeps like you. I'm sorry. Amazing, incredible, transformational love in my life. And you need that. That's what you need. You don't need space.

You are telling me you need space. But I can see what you need. What you need is love. That's space. I mean to fill space. You know, right up and where that spaces. It fills it in that tight space.

Yes. Like a cock-up. If he had an accent and said what he just said, people would be very offended and it would sound very threatening. So not British. Not British, but just an accent. I know you think you need space, but you don't. I know what you need.

It's like, that's a threat, Jerry. You need love. Space. You are telling me to need space. But I can see what you need. What you need is love. You need someone who really. really loves you and that gives you the opportunity, not pressure or burden or expectations,

but the opportunity to love them back. All right. You can't convince someone that they like you. I know. You're not going to negotiate this. He came into this thinking, like, if I just convince her that she's really into me and I'm the right choice here, she'll come around. Yeah.

You're fucking this up, dummy. Shut up. That's what I have to offer. and that is priceless. Can you picture turning this down and going on dating apps and trying to hunt around just to get this again?

Yeah. Man, that's a shitty dating app. She gets this again. That would suck. Like it would be inauthentic for me to just wait around. Yesterday sucked. I was happy to get your message. But what happened?

Happened to our messages. Our messages were so enthusiastic and fun and joyful, and there was so much connecting and playfulness and flirtiness. Do you think she got this far into the video? I don't know. I can't imagine. We've got Megan here for the female opinion. Do women like to be constantly reminded they're making the wrong decision? No.

Not at all. I think he's talking down to her a little bit? 100%. A hundred percent. Yeah, she didn't get through it. That's why she wanted it back. She's like, I got to see what's on this fucking thing. Right.

Because she rolled her eyes a couple times and just went, I can't with this guy anymore. Scrubs to the end. I can't get through any of his videos. They're getting longer and longer. I know. Even like two minutes in, I'm like, how long has this been going on?

And it's a fap, blah, blah, shut up. That's a good Jerry impression. But Megan, what if he was trying to convince you that you loved him? Then would you watch 16 minutes straight of a

video? I don't know. Your emotions have been incorrect so far. Yes, right. If I have to convince someone to love me, then they're not the person for me.

Yeah, it's not love. That's when you should just stop. Logically, we're in a relationship already. That's right. And you're ruining it. Yeah. And then the message you sent me

yesterday, it was like you could barely get the energy to send that message. and then it wasn't nice that I waited eight hours to text you because I felt disgusting resort to playing games. But I needed to resort to playing games in order to give you the space you asked for. And I'm not doing that. I'm not changing how I am and what I have to offer to give you what you say you want when it doesn't seem to be what you actually want. Okay.

I got you're the one who's doing this wrong. So Jerry has no game. to the point where he explains that he was playing a game immediately. He's like, remember what I, I didn't want to text you back immediately? Yeah, it was me like trying to make a seem like I had other stuff to do, but I didn't.

I only wanted to do was text you back right away. Well, I was playing Call of Duty, but that's true. Is that thunder? Yes. Oh, good. I thought my wife fell down to the kitchen. Someone should go lunch. I got that.

Chris? I said. I'm busy. We too. Hope you're okay. I'll check it out. I'll be right back. Thanks.

Changing how I am and what I have to offer to give you what you say you want when it doesn't seem to be what you actually want. I'm sending you this because I have the feeling you're thinking about telling... Remember when you text me today? So you don't want to talk to me anymore?

You were wrong about that. You were wildly incorrect. And I'm here to tell you with my man brain. I figured it all that. You're dumb. I'm sending you this because I have the feeling you're thinking about telling me that you'd rather get a ride

home from the airport with a stranger than have me meet you at the airport. You're a stranger, Jerry. You're a stranger. Right. You'd rather get a ride home with a rapist than Jerry at this point. I'm not available. I couldn't.

I don't have the time. I don't know. Maybe another one of your Scientology buddies is good. I have the feeling you are thinking about canceling seeing me on Wednesday because even though you've said Wow, that's the confidence

that we would really enjoy. Yeah. You haven't canceled me yet but I have a feeling that you are going to cancel on me. Yes. If you think that, then yes. Thanks for the out.

Yes. You've wanted space and I've given it to you. I get the feeling that you're thinking about oh, it's going to be too much pressure to see him. I shouldn't have him help me but I've already blocked off the time to pick you up from the airport.

It's on my calendar. So that's Megan, the whole you owe me for this thing I did for you. That's checkmate right there. It's already on my calendar, so I'll see at the airport. Oh, God. Crowler-R-R-R-Ree's was happy to see opiate at the Newark Airport. Jerry Banfield. Too much pressure to see him.

I shouldn't have him help me, but I've already blocked off the time to pick you up from the airport. You already canceled on... Oh, look at this celebrity. Jerry Banfield Gaming in the chat. It's 15 minutes. The last five minutes is gold. See, this is what I'm excited about. This hasn't been released yet. And thank you very much, Jerry Vanfield Gaming for getting this out to us. It's fantastic. The, you know, I'm happy that Jerry's happy.

The one thing that was gross to me, we're talking about this on our Saturday show. I was like, if we bought it, my whole thing has always been like, if someone put something on the internet, I can make fun of it. Like, you put it on the internet. I don't know. But now if I'm like, convincing a guy to give me a thing that's embarrassing. See how happy he was? He sold us for $2,000, knowing he was going to get rosed to him. Takes the pressure off.

It worked out well. Should have done this for the queen. Should have taken the pressure off. Yes. Yes. Would it worked a lot better. But I'm excited about the last five minutes because what I speculate on, based on what he's told us about, is that he starts to negotiate in a way where it's like an ultimatum.

So here's the deal. Either you start sucking my dick and fondling the balls, or I'll start texting other women. And I'll be texting so many other women. So I'm looking forward to that. But I'll still see you at the airport. Yeah, but if you need a ride, let me know. Blocked off the time.

Him and Mersh should be friends. Seriously, they can trade war stories. Did you fuck all of your friends? I don't see a problem with any of this. He's handling it really well. I think he's going for it. I've already blocked off the time to pick you up from the air. airport. You already canceled on me once on Tuesday, and I don't think you feel good about

acting that way, but I forgive you. I forgive you. And I'm here and I'm ready to... Wow. He has been reading the Bible. It is. It's all about forgiveness. You know, you've been making decisions on your own and do what you think is right for you. And I forgive you for that. I'm going to let that one go. What an asshole. He doesn't realize what a piece of shit he's coming off has. No. It's great. I love him. Jerry. I forgive you and I'm here and I'm ready to love you. I forgive you for wanting space and for hurting my feelings and for turning down my attempts for connection.

I forgive you for wanting space? Should she apologize for that? What do you mean? In his mind, yeah. Wow. At the same time, though, I have this love to offer and if you don't want it, I will offer it somewhere. else. Whoa, there it is.

There we go. There's the threat. Oh, boy. And it's time. You probably be into a sock. Yeah. I offered it to Kleenex earlier, but my balls are full again. On it, I will offer it somewhere else.

And it's time to stop with the space and the moving slow. You don't want to move slow. You showed very clearly what. you wanted the first week we were together that was your words said you wanted to move slow but your action said you wanted to move fast i've you were a real hussy actually yeah she sounds hot i mean you might have said you're not a slot but i saw the pants you were wearing that day you were landing in really close he's really calling her out right here why does he think courts issue restraining orders like what is it he thinks you have to do for them to say yes it's just play

this tape and they're like, here you go, yeah. Court tissue restraining orders if you live in Las Vegas and your daughter lives in St. Cloud, Minnesota. Makes sense. That sounds like a direct threat to me. Show very clearly what you wanted. The first week we were

together. That was, your words said you wanted to move slow, but your action said you wanted to move fast. I felt that you wanted to kiss me on Saturday after our date. And then you were very ready on Sunday. And I am so sorry. Then I left you...

I was slipping on tears. We never got to connect? He's like boys to men. He's like your mouth is saying no, but your body was saying yes. Be ready on Sunday. And I am so sorry that I left you potentially feeling rejected, even if that was at a subconscious level,

that I left you feeling like I'm not a man that could be there to lead you into something new. I am here to offer you a beautiful life. That is an opportunity. That's not... That's the one note he should have written down.

What am I offering her? I'll figure it out when I start recording. I'm offering you... You offered future embarrassment. I offer you... 10% of my ICP. Offer you a beautiful life.

That is an opportunity. That's not pressure. And if you want... Pressure can build something amazing. I'm asking you You want pressure? I'll give me pressure. This guy is in tens of thousands of dollars of credit card debt with no way out.

And he's just like, I'm going to offer you an amazing life with no pressure and, you know, just be relaxed, carefree living. No, Bill's piling up sucks, actually. And unless you want space because it's not going to happen. Right. But we will be homeless. There's a lot of space outside. For sure. I can offer you the whole wide world.

Remember that park we went to? Would you want to live there? Wasn't that bench nice? Yeah, that bench. I mean, you know, if we were able to borrow a pillow from my uncle. Amazing. I'm asking you to join me. I'm asking you to trust me, to give yourself to me.

At the same time, though, I am not going to follow anymore. I want connection. I want closeness. We've seen this week has sucked for me, and I don't think based on your communications with me that it's been very good for you either. Maybe you've had fun with your family, but we have not enjoyed our connection together this week. And if you let me lead, which it said in the Bible, you know, for wives follow your husbands, you are not a wife, but you are a woman. And if you want to be a wife, it might be ideal to start acting like that. No pressure there

The Bible says You should marry me He's got you The weaponization Unbelievable I got to play that again That's pretty He's a Bible lawyer

Yeah I'm sorry I just go by the book here This is what you have to do These are the rules Could you imagine You're making this video Trying to convince this woman She likes you

If you can't get it The first minute and a half You really think by minute nine, she'd be like, oh, okay, well, that's a good point. And just to recap. Yeah, right. You know, it's like a timeshare pitch. Yeah, we're not even through this and there's five more minutes.

I know. I can't wait. I love it. But you're like in a timeshare pitch, they just kind of like fucking wear you down. Oh, yeah. Fine. Three weekends a year, I'm sure we can make it happen. Yeah, how much is it?

It's, okay, great. Whatever. Get out of my house. I just want to get on the roller coaster now. We've not enjoyed our connection together this week And if you let me lead Which it said in the Bible You know for wives follow your husbands

You are not a wife But you are a woman And if you want to be a wife It might be ideal to start acting like that And Get in the kitchen, make me a pie Maybe if you would be a man, Jerry Start the problem

start acting like that. And to be ready and to surrender, I mean, how many times have you wished that you had a man in your life that really loved you? That was really thoughtful. You've made it clear talking to me how much you treasure the emotions that I have to offer you. He's making her sound like a loser.

Guys aren't even like attracted to you or into you or want to be with you. He's throwing a lot of things at the wall here. Yeah, that's true. Did she even say any of this? I mean, she must have opened up about past relationships or something, and he's shoving that all in her face. Remember you told me your third boyfriend was a real jerk?

Didn't text you back? I'll text you back. Gary hates being told he's wrong, and he thinks he can trick her into liking him. He thinks that's like he can fool her. Why would he want that? He wants his old life back. Yeah, you're right. He wants to stick it to her and say, look at me.

I need you. See? I have to offer you. You've cried with me in the first week of meeting with me. You cried twice with me. That's a big deal. I don't think you do that that often. That is special.

And we need more of that and less. That's awful. Yes. The first week? That's not a good sign for a long-term relationship right there, I would say. You need more of that? pride twice with me. That's a big deal.

I don't think you do that that often. That is special and we need more of that and less space. I'm here to offer that. At the same time, though. Remember who said you want to space? I'm offering to eliminate all space. Oh, and bad times and depression? I got that in space.

Oh, and if you like being exhausted. And speak what's spoken to. Did I mention that? If you want space, you can have it, but you get all the space or you get a life with me. But you don't get to just keep playing around with me. And, you know, from maybe from your point of view, you're not playing games with me from my... Jesus Christ, I'm getting flashbacks. Well, is it the car dealership?

I'm like, I don't know. Maybe I'll just get a Honda. They're like, no, ventilated seats in a Honda? Do you want the ventilated seats? I'm like, oh, right, I'll get a Jeep. Fuck. You know, losers drive those. Yeah, I was like, this is high pressure.

I need space. It's actually very special. This is such a weird sales pitch to these guys. I feel like at one point he's going to be like, and you really should subscribe to all my channels. Yeah, right. And if you can't date me, hit like and subscribe. The Aredovo.

You want space. You can have it, but you get all the space or you get a life with me. But you don't get to just keep playing around with me. And, you know, from maybe from your point of view, you're not playing games with me. From my point of view, you're test. me and playing games with me. You're not offering me authentic heartfelt connection with you.

They haven't seen each other a week at this point. They've only known each other a week. Yeah, that's a crappy game. They've hung out three times. If you were, you would make me a priority. Now, I know you said that, well, we just met. Yes, we did just meet. But we have a deep emotional connection.

No, I didn't say we just meet. said you're a creep. And there's something special here. At least I think so. And if you don't think so, then I need to look for a woman who does think so. And I need to let you let's- Yeah, that's a you problem. Jesus, why is he explaining the you problems to her?

If you think of a weirdo, I need to find a chick who doesn't think of a weirdo. Good luck with that. And if you don't think so, then I need to look for a woman who does think so. And I need to let you have all the space and have your life back. and stop thinking that there's something special here myself. All right? So I figured I should send you this today. So you have time to consider before you make a decision,

like I don't want him to pick me up from the airport. I do. It's too much. I know it was giving me the airport. I had it sound serious. Just in case you'd still let me pick up from the airport. He's talking about living a wife with her, building a family, wife, kids. And anyway, so I made this video.

Can I please just pick it from the airport? Yeah. It sounds like George Costanza, how he, like, he nitpicks on the, like, little things when there's, like, a whole bigger picture happening. Right. Yeah, he's not picking up on... Like, you owe me for the movie ticket. Right, yeah. You know, gas to the airport costs money.

There's also, like, that vibe of a guy who's like, you know, can I walk you to your car? And you're like, can I walk you to your car? Yeah. No, I'm good. Thank you. I would like to walk you. I would feel... Well, now you're the threat.

Now you're the thing. I need to be protected from. He doesn't get it. I'm actually going to go through that dark alley. On my way, it's a shortcut. So I'll just... You'll come in with. Before you make a decision,

like, I don't want him to pick me up from the airport. It's too much. It's pressure. I need my space. I want to give you this first. Because I... And then if you do... If you were thinking I'm excited to see him,

let's lean into that. Let's get excited. If you were thinking that, that's out the window. could you imagine just like oh I've just been busy I was actually looking forward to to seeing you tomorrow when I get back right you know what I mean just like I'll never mind if you were thinking that do not watch this video how far into this video are you should have put the disclaimer up front hey by the way everything's cool and I will see at the airport tomorrow don't watch anymore

oh no this is good stuff and if if you do if you were thinking I'm excited to see him Let's lean into that. Let's get excited to see each other again. It feels horrible to me yesterday, thinking that I don't even care about seeing you again. That's horrible. That's inauthent. I'm not going to be like that.

And with my leadership, we will have consistent love and joy in our relationship. And that's what you... Okay. With my leadership, we'll have consistent love and joy. Because I'll be telling you don't love me and be happy. Where to lead.

Need, not space. the opera you are all about you want to serve god love me love me that is one of the best ways you possibly serve god is to love me wow wow you i don't know what do you think the devil says doesn't that sound exactly like what the devil would say yeah that's the definition of blasphemy jerry get to get back to study that bible of yours buddy yeah no i think i got it he's like great to me you know did you study the bible you Yeah, I got the jazz. God, whatever.

I read the Cliff notes. It's okay. It's like Russell Brand. I've got it right here. Corinthiansians. Yeah, yeah. Which part of the Bible did you use? Oh, let me show you.

Revelation. The opera, you are all about, you want to serve God? Love me. Love me. That is one of the best ways you could possibly serve God is to love me. I am here. Or loan God money. Wow.

Holy shit. All right. Let's see it again. Do it again. Start from the top. Who wants to join us? I'm sending out the link. Kevin Brut is here.

Chad Subog. Let's watch this together. All right. In the aftermath, any thoughts on that, Adam? What did you think about what we just saw? I mean, I think Bill Burr and Jerry Banfield have very different definitions of what space means. Yes. I see in the chat here, like he put.

played himself. Like, he talked himself out of this relationship, and this wasn't the first time, I'm sure of that. This is just the biggest, grandest gesture. Yeah, I wonder what percent of him making that video was for himself to cope and- all of it. How much he thought he could actually get her back? If he makes the video, it's still alive.

We're still communicating. He's acting like, you know, she said, get away from me. He's like, well, if you mean it, here's what we should do. She said it. She means it. He's just in denial about it. Megan, how would you handle this? You get this video.

Well, I know a lot of people who are religious or Christians, very, very much faithful people. And if that were me, I would, like, I would throw my laptop or phone at the wall after hearing that, just so angry that he's weaponizing religion. it's just horrible. It's not a good start to a relationship. No. I'll tell you that. Like, what else are you going to use God to get from her in the future? Yeah.

If you read the Bible, you would obviously want to go see Spider-Man with me instead of the honesty, because I'd rather watch Spider-Man. Jesus Christ, to whatever you argue with the fucking Bible? She's a praying woman, and she says to him, I prayed on it. And God told me, I need some space. And he's like, here's why that was. was wrong and here's what God actually told you. Right.

Like, that's some evil shit. Yeah. I wonder he looks down upon women, too. Like the rest of us? No, you don't. I'm kidding. But, you know, I guess, I mean, we all know he's very hurt that his whole world was basically destroyed once his marriage fell apart.

And he's trying to reclaim that with somebody else and trying to just restart that again. and he thought he could and he just completely failed at it. He just doesn't know how to talk to anybody. No, he got out in front of his skis on that one. I think he was telling his kids about this woman, right? He was like already explaining to the family like, yeah, I met the woman. Your new mom are going to meet her.

You got a new mom. Will you be our forever, mom? Oh, good stuff. Well, I'm excited about the final five minutes. And I really do a. appreciate at Jerry fan for using his coveted ICP and using that to purchase this video for us. And you have an open invitation on the show, my friend, if you want to come on and tell us about your channel. Tell us about your fandom with Jerry Banfield and take a bow.

Yes. Yeah. We appreciate all that you've done here. I'm exhausted. That was a lot. It really was. that was a lot to get through. It's like at Boogie Nights when they want that Coke

and Alfred Molina's just lighting those fire crackers and everything gets really tense. It's like on a tightrope the whole time you watch that. I need to just like play a mindless game and zone out. Is it weird or is it gay? What will they say today? Is it gay? Annie is here.

What's going on, Annie? You know, at least we can say Jerry Banfield is not gay. No. He is a pussy hounds. Have you seen them in a tube top? He pulls it off, man. Carl, you're one for two. Imholt and Banfield.

Don't spit beer on me. Thank you. Oh, my cuts. The man named is at Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel. And I did my spit-take gag in his general direction. I felt bad that he didn't seem to mind it too much. He's like, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't need to spit all over your shoes.

This game that we like to play on this channel is based on Aaron M. Aaron Nimaltz is the host of the Steeltoe Morning Show, as well as the Steeltoe Evening Show. We forget about that sometimes. He's on the Internet all day long every day, and so it's hard to come up with witty retorts and jokes when he's playing different videos and watching news clips and things. So we oftentimes resource is just calling things gay. And he thinks that that's edgy and funny. And so we have a game that Megan's put together for us called Is It Gay, where we watch

Aaron set something up and try to decide whether or not he's going to call that thing, gay each round is worth one point until we get to the final round worth three points Aaron take it away my friend ides well then that's it gloves are off now his excuse is well wait a minute I didn't go through with my plan to ruin her life well but you stated publicly that that's what you were going to do that you were going to burn it all down of course she panicked of course she released all this stuff to me it's fair game

this is why you you shouldn't date other public figures this is why you shouldn't date other people who like attention on the internet You put your wife on your show, you fucking moron. I hate when he fucking teaches us life lessons. It's fucking retarded. But that one was good advice, though. I guess. I don't want it from him.

To have that work-life balance, as they say, you should date someone who's not on the internet. So when you're done doing your show, that's your job. Now you go do your real life. It is wonderful. It's way better than what you freaks are doing. Mersh and all you other guys. The way I do it is way more fun.

Could you imagine, like, Carl and these guys have a group chat about me? It's like, there's no work-life balance there. They're obsessed with being guys on the internet. Is it gay to not have a work-life balance when your job is on the internet? Adam. Do what you love and you never work a day in your life. It's gay. Carl.

I think it's gay. Chris? He's going to call us gay. Annie not Kay oh all right and he's going to

steal a point here let's find out chatting about people it's sad and pathetic I would never want that life so oh nice Annie

picking up the point and round one god for a second I thought I was gonna call me gay thank God I'm just sad a pathetic really dodged a bullet

and Homer you're the worst of all whew all right round two is that Mersh, in his breakup with Ice Dancer, contacted her job and got her fired. Now, if that, now, I want to give the benefit of the doubt for a couple reasons.

Number one, Ice Dancer's fucking insane. I mean, this is a mentally broken chick. I mean, she's fucked up six ways to Sunday. Number two, Mersh has, like, one of his, one of Mersh's big. things is that he's anti-cancel culture. You know, I know Mercia's had this problem with me. I think it's... Is it gay to hate someone because of who you're friends with?

Annie? Yeah, that's gay. Chris? I have to agree with Annie. It's gay. Carl? It's probably gay. Adam? Seems scared to me.

All right. Because of who he's friends with. It's fucking high school and gay. I always liked Merge. High school. And gay. All right. Foo! On the board.

Round three of is it gay? And he's got the early lead. That's all right. People have been sent this in. Oh, a sur-strumming prank. All right. Delicacy. And that's just rotten fish.

Did you even eat that? I smelled it once. Then I had to pew. This is really good for you. And then eat it yourself. And there's a tequila, too. There. Hold on.

Let's see. Oh, these guys. Oh, the puky guys. Yeah, the guys who lock themselves in car. I need help. Help, I need help. Everything can get dirty. They open up sur strumming and just sit in the car and puke.

It's so retarded. I love it. I love the gear shifter. What the fuck? It's a big black dildo. Is it gay to get turned on by that big black dildo gear shifter, Adam? What if I become? I mean, what are we...

You're on to watch Jerry again? What are we doing, people? No, it's not. Carl. I have to be gay. Chris. Yeah, it's got to be gay. Annie.

I'm going to give the same confused... No, as Adam. Okay. Let's find out if Megan's trying to pull a fast one on us. Why is my butt getting wet? That's weird. That doesn't usually happen during the show. It's weird.

Oh. Did the ass get sweaty? That's kind of gay. We should get better laid in seats. It's really a great solution to sweaty ass. All right, you got me. Megan, it seemed too obvious. And he's three for three.

All right. Oh, I like that you jinxed. That was well done. Round four. Let's go. Hold on forever. We need to call him sometime. Oh, we can't call Randy Kay anymore,

so we also go with the next best thing. By the way. By the way, by the way, by the way, By the way, here's the thing. Here's the thing. By the way, here's the thing. The devil rousing up his bone, I played my fiddle hard because hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil dealt the cards. And if I won, I got this shiny fiddle made of gold.

But you want, here's the thing. By the way, here's thing. If the devil, if I lose, the devil gets my soul. That was enraging. Mm-hmm. Is it gay if the devil gets your soul? Adam It's pretty gay

Carl I never bring this up but I have watched South Park from time to time and I know that the devil is very gay so I'm gonna say yes Chris

I'm gonna go not gay Annie gay all right let's find out which is weird because my dad when he was alive he told me I didn't have one

because God hates defects his dad probably did die didn't he When he was a kid. No, his dad died like a few years ago. That was not gay? Not gay.

Jesus Christ. Aaron is not sitting in South Park. I hope Charlie Daniels sues you, Aaron. And Jake Hudson. I know. All right, round five. We're in student performance. There was really no marked improvement or decline in student performance.

in places where cell phone bans went into place that may... Perfect. Then ban the cell phones. They're not going to be as depressed. The teachers aren't going to have as hard of a job to do. And if having the phones out doesn't help them or hurt them in school, then good. Put them the fuck away. We're done.

What are we doing here? We're finished. The science is in. Isn't that what we do? We've got to follow the science. Is it gay for kids to have cell phones in school? Annie? No?

Press? Yes. Carl Depends what they're watching on the cell phone I would imagine but I'll go yes Adam Go and gay All right

The science is in Again phones in the classroom are gay There's my Aaron He's back All right What are the scores right now Producer Chris I am tied with Annie for the

Oh no I'm sorry Adam So we got 3 3 3 3 and Carl you got two Okay Sorry Adam Wow, that jinxed on Andy Dioi did work. Congratulations. All right, the final rounds were three points, and it's not, is it gay? We're going to get to multi-choice answer.

We'll let Aaron set it up, and then Megan will let us know what our options are. Take it away, Aaron. By the way, I'm feeling peachy. Me too. A couple of peach vibes. Oh, yeah. Oh, totally gay. All right.

Yeah. We just touched cans. That's all I can eat or drink today, though. That and water. I'm a big fat fuck. I feel my haunches. Who told you that? My body in the mirror,

my scale, everything about my existence is telling me I'm a big fat fuck. SPA you that? She's too nice. But I can see in her eyes. Oh, honey, you're just fine. I'm like, are you really going to allow this on top of you?

Like, what are you doing? Let me improve myself, all right? enough of the let me be me just please accept my sacrifice of not eating food because you don't want

just sloppy tots resting on you don't want our breasts pushing together gross Aaron's weight loss journey continues to plague him he's not losing any weight

and he doesn't suspect or he doesn't respect his girlfriend for fucking him what adjic does Aaron use to describe SP? Is it one, gross, be repulsive,

next, disgusting, and lastly, gay. Adam. Disgusting. Carl. I'm going to be repulsive. Chris? Gross.

Annie? Repulsive. Damn it. I can't win. Can I change my answer? All right. Fuck. Want to have another

Lizell session? What? What are you talking about? I mean, you're not really enjoying this, are you? You're gross. I think she's gross

for having sex with me. She's disgusting. One of my... Who got the win there? Producer Chris coming in big. That's not gross. It's net. I'm going to give you a couple points for that

That's my dad Bro, that's my dad Every time I heard the word gross That's the only thing I can think of When I hear that word That's gross Fantastic game Meg congratulations to producer Chris

And everyone who was playing at home and in the chat I see people had a tough time with that today That was a hard one. All right. We have the opier bird game. Simon contributes this to us. You know, where before we play that, though? I got a delivery.

Obviously, I got this Jerry Banfield shirt. I want to thank my sister-in-law, Chaos Queen, for having her husband to run that over to me today. It was very nice. But I also got some goodies. Lisa and FriendsGourmet.com is the website you want to go to. There's a lot of the creators

have candy up there. Of course, where these podcasts does. Cardiff does, the Z-Man does. And brand new unicorn charms. That's right. Tuki has his own candy. It says, I love you more than a friend. And what this is, is there the lucky charms marshmallows only? And whatever the fuck that my sister-in-law does to make those delicious. But also, Skittles, who are these podcasts?

We're trying to beat Cardiff who's in the lead right now with sales. Liesel and Friends Gourmet.com is the place you want to be. Adam's pigging out on them right now. We get a lifetime supply over here. It's one of the perks of being the Wednesday team on this show. All right. Simon's going to bring us the opier burr game. Zip-Zab-Zubiddy-Bop, everyone.

I'm your host, Simon, from the show that Carl loves to plug. painstaking. I'm ready if you are for some opier bur. So let's play round one. Have I told you guys how much I love this fucking espresso machine that I'm making, that I'm making, that I'm using? Time to register those votes. Ah, that sounds like a Bill Burr thing to me, Megan. I'll go Burr. Dr. Sir Chris. I thought it was a misdirect, but I'm going burr.

What do you got, Annie? Er. Adam. Opie. Okay. And it's going to go for it. He saw Andy get an early lead in the last game. He says, I could do that.

So fuck that. And here's the answer. Have I told you guys how much I love this fucking espresso machine that I'm making, than I'm making that I'm using? I'd rather spend my money on real drugs. Let's play. Round two. Round two?

I bet you Michael Madsen had a wonderful life, even though he wasn't getting any great roles in Hollywood anymore. Time to register those votes. Mr. Bush. I'm going Opie. Annie? Bur. Prusa Chris.

Opie. Megan. Burr. I'm going to Opie because Billy Burr is part of Hollywood. I don't want to call it other actors, right? And here's the answer. I bet you Michael Madsen had a wonderful life, even though he wasn't getting any great roles in Hollywood anymore.

People to drink themselves to death are always happy. Oh, Simon. He always gets me. Play round three. Although it's very exciting when you do find a show that you both are really into. That's nice. Right? Time to register those votes.

Producer Chris? She is. I'm gonna go Opie. Megan? Opie. I'm going to Bill Burr, Annie? Opie. And Adam.

Billy Bear. Let's go. And here's the answer. Although it's very exciting when you do find a show that you both are really into. That's nice, right? That's depressing. Let's play Round 4

I think Betty White If you know anything about her I think she said Ah you guys all want me to get to 100 Well fuck you I think she did it on purpose Time to register those votes

Megan What do you got Opie Adam what do you got? Gotta be Opie I'm gonna go Bill Burr Annie Opie?

And producer Chris. Fuck. Burr. All right. You and me, buddy. Let's go. And here's the answer. I think Betty White, if you know anything about her, I think she said, oh, you guys all want me to get to 100?

Well, fuck you. I think she did it on purpose. And then she laughed and laughed. All right. One of the scores recorded in Round 5. Oh, it just became. I don't want to talk about it. A lot of ties.

Annie, me, and Meginer tied at 3, and you had Adam have 2. I went against my instincts on that one, damn it. I know, I did too. I was trying to sneak a point. All right. Final round. Let's play. Round 5.

I'm getting to that age where I pick my spots when to take my shirt off. Time to register those votes. Opie. Annie. Bill Burr.

Megan? Burr? Adam. Greg Hughes. Bruce or Chris? And here's the answer. I'm getting to that age where I... Jesus Christ.

I picked my spots when to take my shirt off. I did it again. Why don't you work out, you slob? All right. We'll hear the rest of that in just a moment. Who is the winner this week? I feel like that shook things up a little bit. It is a five-way tie.

Oh. We're all winners, guys. Congratulations. This week's winner fucking rules. Thanks for listening to the third best game on WATP. Until next week, goodbye. Check out Simon's show painstaking wherever you get podcasts. Except for I-Heart.

Because that website is a pile of shit. Thank you so much, Simon, for putting that together for us. At this time in the show, we like to talk about some comments that we're getting on our Spotify page. You know, if you listen to the show on Spotify, you can comment on individual episodes. Helps the algorithm, helps us out. Just like Nancram is helping us out over on supertip.juj. Not to get personal, but don't those vented seats cause the car to smell like hamburger ass? Poor jingles.

I mostly drive alone. that answers your question. Megan, have you been checking out any of our Spotify comments? I have, yes. From episode 756, Brian Harmer says, let's be honest, the younger Brennan boy is also

void of talent. Okay. So not a ringing endorsement for Neil Brennan, the much more successful brother. Exactly. Nightfly 514. 50 says, I wonder if Opie goes to Sparrow's for a slice when he's unleashed. Oh, you know it.

From episode 757, Rye Fry said, leave that schizochshone stuff to Dabbleverse Live. No one cares. All right. Thank you for your call. Thanks for the feedback. And then Matt Dunleavy said. Jerry Banfield is starting to get scary now. I wonder how his story ends.

Well, I wouldn't go on any dating sites in St. Pete, Florida, if I were you. No. It's a good way to avoid him. But yeah, we have a lot more to talk about. I'm going to do an emergency episode tomorrow on Jerry Banfield because there's a lot going on in his life, not just this video getting released. Well, thank you for commenting on the show. And thank you, Megan, for pulling your favorite comments.

And do we have any new reviews on the show? No, but we do have another comment over on CastBox. Okay. Zach Clark says, glad you got Vinny on. This is by far the best lineup. I hate that POS Adam douche. He must be off summer eating the tips of baby dicks, his favorite pastime. You know, Annie's never read a comment before, but she's like, oh, this one probably should get right on the air.

They made a lot of points. I get it. Yeah, that is true. You and your baby dicks. Yep. Adam, anything to promote my front. Well, I may or may not be on What's the name of a show?

Z-Man versus jerks I might be one of the jerks on the show on Friday or not I don't know, who knows, we'll see Honestly, I can never remember the name of the show Sit down in Zuma? Oh, I hasn't been sitting on Zubak. Oh, really? Years and years.

Yeah. I mean, it might be the name of his channel. To all of them, the greatest indication that I'm failing is that I'm doing their show. That's a good point. If you're here. He has. He's doing W-T-P on Wednesday.

He's like, okay. Annie, anything to promote? Yeah. If you aren't doing anything tomorrow night at 8 p.m. Eastern, come over to my channel and check me out playing something. I don't know what I'm going to play. That's at Insanity, I-N-N-E-I-T-Y on YouTube. Excellent.

I will be on Devilverse Live tomorrow, my buddy, Mike Geary. And joining us will be Pat Dixon for sure. We might get a little tight box action going as well. and it'll be over on Wide Mic's channel so look for the Wide Mic Project and watch us tomorrow at 4 p.m. Eastern Time. Producer Chris, anything?

Did you already say the Dabover's stuff? I think we're good. The isotopes will be performing at Beer Park a week from Friday? Yeah, Friday the 11th. Friday, September 11th, 7 to 10 p.m. If you're in Western New York, swing by and check out the isotopes.

Megan, anything you're promoting? Nope. You're not looking for Jerry's hand in marriage or anything like that? Nope. You want to put that out there? Are there any 9-11 drink specials at the gig or doing anything for the holiday? It should do car bombs. It's not quite what we wanted to be, but I couldn't get them to rename it.

I'll porn bomb in your honor. Thank you. Thank you very much. All right. Some voicemails. when I'm forgetting anything. We had everything, right? I talked about the stupid candy.

Gary in San Diego is the reason why we have voicemails. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and roll. Hey, Mike and Laura. So, I'll just talk about Ice Dancer

going from guy to guy. I figured she must be some kind of like ravishing supermodel. And then I went and found some pictures of her and she looks like what I think Elliot Page would look like if he tried to turn back into Ellen Page. Yeah, I mean, count me out. They can have her and pass her around.

That's all good. All right. So, probably back. More for us, sir. Hey, Carl. I'm a little disappointed in you with this Jerry Danfield video thing. Don't you know that he could simply substitute the embarrassing video with something less embarrassing and then charge you for it?

he used to be more discerning don't let him take advantage of you like he's taken advantage of so many of his followers Hey can I take a moment to say hello to Adam Bush Yeah of course Adam Bush Adam Bush Adam Bush

I should have said no See this is the thing that we were talking about with Jerry It did never cross my mind that Jerry would create a different video Because he's just not that guy. He's just honest and earnest. And it's like, he says he's going to do something. He's going to do it. And he is proud of it.

He is. And it keeps the relationship alive if we're talking about it. It's what he wants. Right. He likes attention, no matter how negative it might be. And if that was a less embarrassing one, I'm still not disappointed in any way. I guarantee that was the real video. That was awesome.

What up, Carl? I know you're probably getting tired this bit by now, but fuck it. A cover song that is better than the original. there was a super group called Class of 99 that featured Lane Stanley from Howl and Chains and Tom Arello from Rage Against the Machine. Their version of Another Brick in the Wall, way better than Pink Floyd. But what do I know? I was born in the late 90s, so what the hell do I? Fuck it.

They don't know anything about music if you were born in late 90s. Try again. Sorry, I played that one. That's how that works, right? I would invite you to listen to the Roger Waters solo version of another brick in the wall with Van Morrison and David Crosby and Stephen Stills where Roger sings the verses, but Van takes the chorus is it. It's great. Oh, all right.

It's a good version. Another song that I don't know we've ever called out on here, but definitely makes the list. I will always love you. Originally written by Dali Parton, the late great Dallie Parton, of course, Whitney Houston owned it. And I think most people think that it's a Whitney Houston song. That's kind of the spirit of this thought exercise. signs that were written and recorded and put out by one group or artist and then someone else made it their own. And she wrote it to just like how Howard got out of serious.

She wrote it to her former partner to get out of the relationship. She's like, you'll take a percentage of this. It's clearly a hit. Let me go. And he was like, okay. Smart. And the song's about him, apparently. Hey, Carl, listen in an old episode still.

And episode 228. Scorch asked Rob Reiner You see by the sentimental guy What turns Rob Reiner Into a big pile of mush No shit He said his kids That's some fucking foreshadowing

With COVID everything's crazy Up and down black as white cats and dogs Live together Jerry Vanfield was still married It's crazy listen to stuff You're like the Simpsons You put out enough episodes and everything happens.

You predict the future. It's true. All right. See you. See you. That's interesting. I didn't note that we had that on the show. Hey, it's a cow photographer.

As the resident cow expert, I feel like Jerry is being milked too fast and he's going to go dry soon. And I don't want that. None of us want that. So, I don't know. Observer a report. maybe less negative engagement, that'd probably be prudence if we want to keep this cow going.

Which is going to be long, guys. We need that protein, that milking protein. That's a good point. So I should tell Vinny did not sign up for Jerry Banfield.com. Oh, shit, he already did. Well, I think that's why you didn't want to pay for it because you knew if we did and he knew it came from us, everything would now be catered to us and it wouldn't be real. Yeah, you do get a little bit too close to the fire sometimes.

can be bad for you. Woof, woof, woof. What's wrong, Lassie? Woof, woof, woof. Carl's down a well. Woof, woof, woof. That's where he's doing his podcast from,

so his audio sounds like shit. Woof, woof, woof. And he's a smile talker. Well, let's go get him. Fuck you, Carl. Yeah. You got to take that from that dog? Producer Chris and I,

we talked about this. So my dishwasher broke. And then my leaked out of my basement and then I had to dig up the carpeting and put a new carpeting. And it's not as sound absorbent as the last carpeting. And it's kind of echoy. And then Chris and I got kind of used to the sounds. So we decided to have to soundproof it. Maybe we should.

Should we sound proof it? Oh, you mean with all that stuff I brought over to soundproof it with? Yeah, we should do that. Lasty just called me out. I know. I was fine with the sound. I've never been more embarrassed for you. Thank you.

Thank you. Hey, producer, Chris. This question's for Adam. So I'm writing a screenplay that's a bit of a mixture between driving Miss Daisy and Shawshank Redemption centered around Jerry Banfield. How would you get into character for being Jerry Banfield? Thank you. Fuck you. Bye.

Good question. I think you just fast for a really long time. So you're like hangary? Yeah. And you stay up. That's good idea. And you take a lot of Adderall. Lots of video games.

And then you just start looking at pictures from all of your exes, like Clockwork Orange style for a couple days. And then you just press record and you start filming yourself. People think being an actor is fun. I mean, this is what I'd be doing anyway, whether I was playing fan feel or not. Hey, Carl, I always figured that you were the one that killed KB. Is that right? He scooped you with that John interview or convinced him to ask for more money.

And then it felt like you and then the entire WATP audience sort of turned on him. We found out how many people liked MLC versus WATP. And it feels to me that he never recovered from that. But I only get things from one biased news source, you. So correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the way it feels from here. That's the way it feels from here too. I think you got it perfectly. Yep.

That was definitely the beginning of the end for KB and my relationship. Last voice now. Good morning, faggot. 13 minutes ago, Jerry Banfield uploaded his queen video to Jerry Banfield Gamy. It's got six views and one comment on it. I watched 10 seconds, and I had to fucking call you and tell you this. Get on it. Watch it.

I'll call back in fucking eight minutes until you how great it is. All right. See you. Eat a dick to you, my friend. Yeah, so many people thought Jerry Banfield is the one who posted that. Well, yeah, it is, you know, easy to misconstrue. Why would his channel be called viral sensation? Well, come on.

I take it back. I can see him calling himself a viral sensation. Yeah. We're very naive sometimes. Yeah, you're right. I'm going to steepen. Well, Adam, thank you so much, my friend. Brilliant compilations with Kevin.

Brennan and Opie. Megan, thank you so much for joining us to watch the Queen video. Producer Chris was here. Shut up. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. Okay. Bye. All right, everybody. This was a great podcast. It was very revealing. No shit.

Yes. Thank you for tuning. Bye All right Ready to roll the credits Yep All right guys Bye

Until next time Bye Bye This is it It's over Okay Goodbye Goodbye

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