Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep759 - Friends Keep Secrets, Jerry Banfield, Opie, Artie Fletcher

Episode Date: September 6, 2026

This week we’re checking out a podcast hosted by huge celebrities - Benny Blanco and Lil Dicky (Dave Burd). Dave’s wife Kristin Batalucco is also there for some reason. They had notorious drug addict Hunter Biden on the show and boy is it a hoot. Especially when Hunter shows his paintings and unironically says they’re good.  Jodie B. stops by to watch the final seven minutes of Artie Fletcher’s 2012 standup special. The camera man walks up on stage and we get to see what this room looks like and the girl that Artie’s been hitting on the entire set. Jerry Banfield is fed up with promoting ICP and making no money from it, so he shows the world just how much integrity and credibility he actually has. We get the watch the final six minutes of the unlisted video sent to the queen and wow! What a payoff! Opie had Ron and Tony on his FU Friday and these two guys are starting to really dislike each other. They’re both yelling about politics and Opie just lets this happen. We finish the show with Aaron Imholte’s gay thoughts, the Internet News, and your voicemails. WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Check out Jodie’s podcast: https://www.patreon.com/cw/ssotw  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We've already done one this month. We did one at the end of August. So there's a couple brand new bangers in there for you. We got Living in the Past with Stuttering John from last month. We have a new Opie retrospective, babble, babble, babble that we just dropped this past week. And another crossover with Blind Mike talking about Julia Fox's book and a little darn man. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us five stars wherever you review podcast and then shit all over us in the comment section. Today we'll be reviewing Friends Keep Secrets.

A suggestion from Jody's work buddy, Bert. We've all listened. We've not discussed it. Let's get into it. It's a show hosted by Benny Blanco, Will Dickie, and Kristen Badaluco. And let me just play you the trailer for the show to give you a sense of what we're talking about here. Mom, you're being filmed live on a podcast. It's not live.

It's not a podcast. We've rigged Dave's entire home. He can't even sell this place. It looks like a construction zone. So it's just going to open with you on the toilet? It doesn't have to open that way. Why are you sitting in a certain way to try to make yourself look? better.

This is how I see. I'm not trying to make myself look better. You're ridiculous. Sit how you normally sit? It hasn't started yet. It has. Why aren't we started? No.

Oh my God. Guys, let's take a step back for a moment. We're not going to jump into a foundational part. Let's talk about what we're even doing. Let me just say every podcast you see, you sit in one seat. There's a fucking microphone in front of you. You sit there. It's overly lit.

It's boring. Just do one trick. I want to know about the vagina candle. It doesn't look bad. We thought to ourselves, why wouldn't somebody just make a podcast, a live stream, a TV show, and put it all together. Freeze, free, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. Just out. Yep, down the ground now.

This is just hanging out with a couple of people flying on the wall. I love you so much. Are you really busy right now? Yeah. Oh, shoot. Would you ever do an interview? No English. Oh.

I just think we're redefining the entire medium. By the way, yeah, this is going to be insane. Ah, fuck, we too. Oh my We do I just And it was just like Wait

Lizor are you a virgin And I remember being like No Oh my God Hey check Check you think you're gonna get out Of that content wormhole Or you think we'll just be here all this

There it is Blood What the fuck? You're like What the fuck I'd be fascinated to be a flow This is a really long trailer I haven't watched the whole thing

I guess you get the gym Star-studded, a lot of big celebrities on this show. And if you're not familiar with who these people are, so Little Dickie is a rapper. His name is Dave Bird, and he had a show on FXX that was about him being a rapper. And he's very, very popular. On his YouTube, he has 8.32 million subscribers.

Benny Blanco, if you don't know who that is, that guy, well, he's married to Selena Gomez. and he's written some bangers. He wrote moves like Jagger. That's not that we perform in the isotopes. And Diamonds by Rihanna. I checked out Rihanna's music video for Diamonds this morning. 2.6 billion views.

That's ever heard of him. That's fucking crazy. And then the Friends Keep Secrets YouTube channel has 238,000 subscribers. So this is, like I said, star-studded. And we decided to check out an episode that came out about a month ago. The guest is Hunter Biden. Yes. Joe Biden's fucked up son.

Coming out of the show. Hunter Biden is doing a podcast tour now, huh? Like he's been all over the place lately, it seems. Yeah. And this episode has 14,000 views. And you have a clip that you think sums up the show for you. So I'm going to start right there. It's kind of how things start off.

Just the intro baby. to Biden Real presidential in here right now. I can feel it. It's in the air. He's not a president in any way. He's our first step into the political realm. This is not a political thing.

He's the closest we've ever been to a president on this show. I think some of our guests are very like... What are you talking about? I guess he's... Why he lives in a family? You're like always against us. You're supposed to be on our team. I don't even know that I don't even know that I

want to get political. That's kind of why my sometimes I'm just Whoa! Hello! Oh God, I want to like you. I'm going in for a hike. Yep. There's like 18 cameras

set up in this house, and it really is shot like a sitcom. Sure. They can get you at every angle. It seems like they're acting at times. It's not real. I feel like this is an episode of Roseanne, except Tom Arnold is Dan instead.

Yes. He's walked in the door. So, the interview with Hunter Biden I found to be mostly ridiculous I don't think these people are very curious but I did like this question out of the gate He's like, those are real teeth? No, they're great, yeah

When'd you get them? After smoking too much crack for a long time That'll do it That will do it Apparently cracks bad for your teeth I guess it's bad for a lot of parts of your body turns out So Hunter's like

very awkward because I don't blame him because it's kind of a weird setup they have. They're all just standing around in the kitchen. He's not sure what to do with himself. It's always embarrassing when I have to open our cupboards or our fridge and I have and I don't know what to do. I'm allowed to move around. Yeah, you can move. No, you can't move.

That's your spot. I watch it. Micasasas Suca. Yeah, perfect. All right, so they're getting him a coffee. This show is trying to be different and just natural conversation and just people coming over and hanging out. What do you think about it, Jody? I think he's too close to Little Dickie's bitch right there.

Yeah, you got to be concerned about that guy. That's the guy who, when his brother died, he swooped in and started banging the sister-in-law. Smart. On my scale of questions for this interview, that would have probably been around number three, I think. I know. He's talking about the woman of his life, the woman that he fell in love with and all the stuff. They're just like, you're not going to bring up the fact that he's fucking his sister-in-law after his brother died? Yeah.

What's like clapping those cheeks, dude? Right. Does your brother haunt you? Who's Dickets Baker? I'm sure you asked. You must have asked her. All right, Jody, where do you want to go? What clip do you want to play here?

Oh, man. So there's a lot of, like, just jumbled up horseshit through this whole episode. And I pulled one from, like, the back half. I think we split this one down the middle, kind of. So in my side, he went on a diatribe about how, you know, the media fucked him and all this other stuff. And yeah, I was a bad guy for a little while, but I'm a good guy now. And this was just kind of the just, it's a little bit of everything the show is about wrapped up into one clip. It's my number three.

And it's Hunter Biden talking, a little Dickie trying to get a word in edgewise, the bitch shooting him a dagger stare and the Benny Blanco asking a retarded question. Okay. Is Rudy Giuliani and Bernie Carrick walked to the Newcastle County courthouse and stood out in front of the courthouse holding a laptop, which was not, there was no laptop that they had? holding a laptop and say that there was inappropriate pictures of me with underage children. Oh, I see. Okay. Then the U. Post-R.

These are politicians that have moves to make. What years were this? This is two weeks before the election in 2020. Where was I? If AI was big right now, would you have been like, oh, that's AI? No, by the way. Well, some of the pictures of me were really good. Yeah.

But would you have just been like, we could be drinking anything. it could be an unhealthy soda it could be disgusting right to the commercial tearing right into the commercial break maybe or what we could be doing is drinking all weekout and getting all the same feelings of a soda

you like how Hunter mentioned that he has a big dick and we got the humble brag in there some of the pictures were tasteful he's got the big piece he's just like no it's not all AI something that's like me I feel like an asshole because

you know I feed off the fucking the media teat occasionally and I was under the impression that he was smoking crack and fucking teenage hookers. And what I'd come to find out is, there's no legal evidence that he had sex with teenage hookers. Now, definitely strippers and Coke and all that stuff and took pictures of it for some goddamn she shot videos of it. He would upload it to like porthub or something. The guy's a fucking maniac.

And his excuse for it was just like, I was really high high crack. Like, I don't know, like creating a porthub account and then like editing videos and uploading them. It takes a commitment. Yeah. medication. It seems like you do what you wanted to do when you do that kind of thing. It's an artist at the end of the day, Carl. That is true.

I didn't appreciate this lecture that we all received from Hunter. The worst drug in the world by any measure, by the destruction that it does, by anything is alcohol. Fuck. Yeah. And yeah, I know, you're screwed. And it really is. And so, like, I was drinking, like, a gallon of vodka a day while I was smoking crack like every 15 minutes. What's the best drug?

in the world. The best drug in the world? You know, that's the thing. The honest answer to the question, is it the one thing about drugs? Everybody goes, like, why did you, like, smoke crack? And, like, because it worked really well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like to solve the problem. So there's your answer. The best drug is crack.

Because it's fucking great. That's why, stupid. You know, I buy bottles of vodka from the store. I don't see that they come in gallons. He's drinking a gallon of vodka. You sound disappointed. Yeah, we're not getting a gallon of vodka. Yeah. I think you get that at Costco. go. Okay. I don't have a membership. That makes sense then. So yeah, it's, uh, he's a little bit bummed out that all this came out about him being a crackhead and stuff because, you know, he kind of got dragged by the media for a while.

One of the beautiful things about what they did to me in like exposing everything about my life is that, like, I don't have any secrets. You want to talk about crack cocaine? I'll talk about crack cocaine. I want to talk about, I have no shame over any of it. Have you always been that way? Oh, no. Are you kidding me? Oh, I used to have a private life. It was way better when I was just making $50,000 a month with Burisma for some reason over the Ukraine and smoke and crack. That's fucking awesome. But now everyone knows about us.

That sucks. It's crazy to me, man, because I don't know a lot about Hunter Biden is just what I've seen on TV. But the fucking his dad, right, and I don't give a fuck what pull the side of the spectrum you fall on. Joe Biden was a politician for like 50 fucking years, man. And so I kind of don't buy, like, at certain points, they're like, what did you think that you were going to be under, you know, the magnifying glass because of this, that, and a third? It's like, he's been a senator since you were two. Right. So, like, you know, try not to take pictures of you banging hookers and smoking crack because that would be detrimental.

Yeah, like a lot of his behavior is not really helpful to his dad, I would imagine. Remember Bill Clinton had that crazy, like, Roger or something was a crazy alcoholic brother that he had. Like, if you have a family member, immediate family member, who's a fuck? Yep. People are going to pay attention to that. 100%. It's going to be interesting for people. So 100 is father, no favors with his lifestyle. But he was having a lot of fun, though.

Yeah. I mean, the word is affluent. He's been rich since he was a kid. So it's like, I don't really buy all the hard times bullshit, man. I know. She cries poor. All right. I want to get to a few things that he says that I would have had some follow-ups for.

This is one of the examples. That's sick of my addiction. I hadn't filed my taxes on time. And when I figured out I didn't file my taxes on time, I went to the IRS. As soon as I got sober, I went to the IRS, took a loan and paid all my back taxes. But you were also in the throes of addiction.

Well, yeah, which is usually 100%, you do an audit and then you come up with a payment plan with the IRS. You know, as one drug addict to another, I will say that I always pay my taxes. You're the throes of addiction. He didn't pay his taxes from 2016 to 2019. He asked like he woke up on April. 16 was just like, oh, fuck, I missed it.

Oh, God, IRS, Hunter here, sorry, didn't pay my taxes. He said he took out a loan to pay his back taxes. I think maybe Jerry Banfield should try some crack. That might be the missing solution here. Maybe Jerry's on crack. That would actually make a lot of sense. Yeah, he certainly acts like he is.

I love that these guys are just like, give him a pass on that. It's like, oh, yeah, one day I kind of forgot to pay taxes. That's cool, Hunter. We're all fans. It's all good, man. You know, you know, it's not a fan. of Hunter is that darn New York Post. They were really up his ass. The New York Post wrote, I think,

1.5 stories every day, every day about me for over 18 months. Oh, my God. I don't understand. Every day. And that doesn't include the Daily Mail, which did the same thing. They really fixated on you.

I was on the cover of the New York Post more times than anyone in the history of the paper in a one year period of time. Flex. I love what Dave picked up on there. He's like, 1.5? Like, that's not a big number. He's just saying average.

That's a lot. Yeah. Why wouldn't they write about him? It's fascinating. Right. This guy recorded everything he was doing. It was wildly illegal. Yeah, they didn't have to stretch the truth.

Made videos of it. And then brought the laptop with all that stuff with the computer guy. I went, hey, can you fix this for me? That's fucking crazy. It's one of the greatest things ever about the New York Post. I'm like, can we get five? articles a day on this guy, please. Probably. Let's go. He makes a point a few

times that, like, they made sure and really hammered him in 2019. That was when it was all over the news and everything. And it's like, it didn't really affect the election now, did it, Hunter? So what fucking difference does it make at this point? I think they tried to hamstring your dad. It didn't work. Again, I think

it forced him to get sober. He got sober in 2019. Oh. Yeah, I think that's what he's bummed out about. Yeah. I got to put down the crack pipe and stop fucking my sister-in-law. Chucks. Such a bummer. All right.

What else do you want to play from your clips? Oh, man. I got a diatribe. My clip one is him complaining about social media apps and stuff. Like, like, there were a couple times in this interview where he just really went off one and went head like dad mode. Like, take a knee. And here's how I feel about this and that. Here's the deal.

Yeah. These motherfuckers, these motherfuckers are putting on algorithms. I like when you see it. I know. I do. They are. They are instituting algorithms

on social media sites, whether it's Instagram or TikTok or others, that we know for certain, because of congressional testimony, we're leading to suicide among teenage girls at an exponential rate, and they refuse to take them down because it makes them money.

Yeah. So you don't think that one of the biggest drivers, the biggest driver of engagement... What type of content were they putting now? Of engagement is conflict. And so what do you get on your algorithm? Is that we're constantly at each other's throats, that we all disagree, that there's no way that we're going to come together.

Entertainment. You know, he keeps saying, I'm not a politician. You know, I don't want anything to do with any of this shit. And then he does shit like that. You're like, I'm sorry, am I being lectured right now? What's going to? Sounds an awful lot like one if I'm just going to throw that out there. I took from that.

He was just like, and it's a shame that all these damn teenagers aren't going to grow up and become strippers. so I can smoke crack and fuck him. See, yes. If he wouldn't say that, then he'd be like, oh, we're getting somewhere with us. Okay,

that makes sense. It's amazing how much more capable he is of communicating than his father, even though he's been smoking crack cocaine. Hold on now, Carl, I may have an example of, that apple might not far too far from the tree. Okay.

What do you got? Clip number two, Benny, Benny Blanco there, the special Mexican, goes right for the jugular. And I'll say this. I'll give you the clue.

He says something about the Epstein files. Don't bring that up. J.D. Vance was on Joe Rogan's show not too long ago. And in the middle of it, Joe asked him flat out about it. And J.D. kind of gathered himself and laid out this long ass fucking, you know, this is why this and this is that and the third. Hunter Biden pulls a full daddy Biden here when the shit comes up. It's just, uh, uh, something else, please.

I need to know your thought. Tell me about the Epstein files, like, right now. Like, right now. Well, because somehow Everyone was talking about it, now no one's talking about it anymore. Yeah. People are still talking about it, right?

No, it's like a ghost town. Yeah. I'm not online. I will, the only, look, I'm not an expert on the Epstein files. Okay. I have no idea because I already got sued for a billion dollars by Melania. You did?

A billion? Yeah, well, she, yeah, a billion. Like, by the way, I don't have two nickels to rub together, let alone a billion dollars, but the... You got sued for a billion dollars? Yeah, well, she sent me a cease and desist letter and said that they were going to sue for a billion dollars. Can you sue people for whatever amount of money you want? You can do it every more.

That's America sweet. Stop interrupting him. He's trying to deflect. Oh, I thought we're talking about the upseat files. Oh, please. Talk about this lawsuit. He did a great job there, just going, uh, uh, uh, here's the deal, man. Corn Pop was a bad dude.

That's what I was in. Next. The fact that he doesn't have two nickels to rub together, the amount of fucking money that he was making from that, that chiky. energy company, the Ukraine one, he's on the board, he's getting all these handouts. How did he lose all this money? Cracks not that expensive. No.

I mean, I've seen crack ads. They don't look wealthy. It's true. They're doing all right. Yeah, I mean, they're getting the crack, so it can't be too expensive. Whitney Houston would like a word, Carl. You're right. Yeah, this guy, Hunter, it really has a real hoot. What a fun

guest. You know, like the one thing that keeps you like trapped in your addiction and sometimes not even addiction and the patterns in your life which don't allow you to like you know flourish and be the person you want to be

is shame. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a saying in the program which is you know you're only as sick as your secrets. And the thing about the cycle of shame is that you have the secret like for instance like I smoke crack. Like it's one thing to go back to your family and say I use cocaine.

and I need to go away to take care of that. It's another thing to say I have been living in motel rooms on I-95 in, you know, West, you know, Hampton, you know, Connecticut. And to have all the eyes on you, which you do. Beyond just your family. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So much more than your family.

So when that happened is like, it's the most liberating thing that you can imagine if, if you survive it. Yeah. I'm really thankful that everyone found out that I'm a crap. It's great. It's working on me. I love that, actually. Can we get back to you fighting Don Jr. in a cage match?

Why are we talking about all this depressing shit? It's crazy that he would choose to throw stones. And in the very beginning of the episode, he said something about fluoride or something. His teeth were fucked up. Yeah. Well water. Yeah. RFK Jr., you know, decide not to put, what's the shit?

Fluoride in the water anymore. He says he's a fucking lunatic. And I just imagine RFC seeing that and going, well, I don't smoke crack and fucking. my sister-in-law. Well, R. Kate you do was a heroin addict, though. So I don't know that he would have to be thrown shade. I did heroin like a real man. That's correct.

Kristen is very dumb. And she asks a very stupid question right here. Were you ever like, why do they care about me? Like, why are you, is it just because, is it just the political nature of, like, you being adjacent to your dad? Uh-oh, retard alert. Retort alert class. Just know about the corruption.

scandals and all the reason why that'd be a problem, kick some money up for the big guy, all those kinds of things. Okay. Oh, she wasn't trying to be funny. No, I don't think she was trying to be funny. No, dude.

Why do you want to care about you, Hunter? What's the big deal? Carl asked me what her name was. Like, how do you pronounce her name? I was just going to call her dumb bitch. I don't fucking know. She added almost nothing. I'm like, do you pronounce it Bonalucco?

And you're like, I'd just say bitch. Like, oh, yeah. Before the show starts, Jody, I just need some help, man. Yeah. It's always odd, this guy. Always on. Poor Hunter.

Hunter is the victim in all of us. There is no two people that are more different, literally in the world than Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Yeah. So they had to destroy him. And so why they had to destroy him, they do it through his only living son. My brother had just died.

Aw. Hmm. I'm guessing they would have picked you if your brother had survived. Process of elimination. You know what I mean? The war hero or the crackhead, which are we going to attack? Damn. They're just picking up because my brother's dad.

I have a sister too, you fuck. Why don't you talk about her? He's a slut. All right. Where else you want to go with this? Well, it's funny you played that one because this was so in the process of him describing his, you know, social media, slandering and all that shit. He made a very funny point.

And the title of this track or clip was, I guess that shit goes both ways, don't it, asshole. That's clip number five. If you believe that, if you believed that about me and you saw me in public, wouldn't it almost be incumbent upon you? Wouldn't it almost be like your moral duty,

to come up to me and say, if you really thought, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you don't plan the person that came up and did it is what you're saying. As I was doing that to children, I still blame them. But the thing is, is that that's what they've done. And I think they've done that to about 15% of the public. Yeah.

And by the way, one way or another, they've done that. They have filled them with such righteous rage that it is okay to do anything to anyone who is the villain. Yeah. And that's what's happened. Yeah. Yeah. Power of media. Well, yeah, everyone.

been turned it's truly been turned into like care like um like a show yeah and also uh trump's a nazi all right um yeah dude when he said 15 pursu because just to open it up he said that i guess he picked up her his wife's dad so his father-in-law okay and picked him out of airport and he had his little daughter on his shoulders and i guess some person some some some maga faggot ran up and was like you fucking child molesting crackhead drug dealing blah blah blah and the dad was out of the loo you yeah right so they get out to the car and i guess her dad was just like what the fuck was that all about man and he's like ah you know no big deal i don't know these people are crazy and so his point was like oh well you know if you're indoctrinated with that kind of shit i guess you should come up and say

something and i think it's a lot more than 15% right now of the other five that might be like Trump's a Nazi and let's burn this fucking place down and shit. For sure. I think it's funny that the father-in-law didn't know what that was all about. You don't read the post? Yeah. You've never picked up with New York Post? You would know about this.

Well, I guess his wife and father-in-law or somebody in that was from South Africa is what he said. Or maybe they were staying there. So they were out of the loop. But yeah, he's like, I'm not mad at the person. I do blame him, though. So obviously Hunter's dad was vice president for eight years. He was the president for four years. And so they do ask the question that I would also ask.

What's up with the aliens? You know anything? Oh, yeah, they're real. You know? Are they? No, just from my own personal experience. They're not cake, right? They're real, right?

Cake? Birds aren't real, but aliens are, definitely. You don't know anything for real about aliens, do you? No, I don't. Jesus. Damn it. Why the fuck would they tell Hunter Biden any secrets at all? Are you crazy?

What kind of secrets was your dad sharing with you? Oh, none of them. obviously. I had to look up how old these folks are. Because in my mind, I go like, they talk like children. And I looked in both Benny Blanco and Dave, we're the same age. We're pushing 40. It's just these people have no thought process whatsoever about like grown up things.

And their shit is just falling out of their mouth through the whole episode, man. Yeah. I mean, like I said, they're very talented artists. I don't know about the wife over there. But these two guys are very talented and make great music and, you know, act. and produce and all this kind of stuff. So they have talent. It's a weird format.

Maybe other episodes, maybe Gwyneth Peltro's more palatable. I don't know. I didn't watch any other guests. You were watching another episode or two, right, Jody? Yeah, with Little Wayne, no doubt. I'm a fan. And so I tried to get through that one, but I've heard a vocal fry. Fucking Little Wayne's voice is like chicken fried, dude.

It's ha, ah, that, that. He sounds like a goddamn French bulldog barking, dude. It's the hardest thing to listen to. Yeah. So, Jody Jopold, pull some clips. She decided not to torture everyone. Nope. Not today.

Very nice of you. Where else you want to go with your clips? In reference to them, just kind of seeming dumb and young, the whimsy gets me through this. Benny Blanco, clip number four, he's just, every time Hunter Biden says something. It's not even something impressive. It's just a sentence. Benny goes, really? Really?

You ever go in there? Like, I always wondered it. You ever go in there and Jen just sat down and just sat down and, the Oval Office and like put your feet up. You never did it? Well, I mean, I sat down. Yeah, I did. You did.

You did it. Fuck you. There's like so many things. I went to a restaurant one time. Somebody said, oh, Obama came in here. And I said, did they check? Like, every food, everything. And he said, honestly, someone could have poisoned the president.

And I said, how is it like? So when you're the president, though, is it any food that is cooked for you is cooked in the presence of a secret service from the government. Yeah. Right. Wow. If you're the president, you're not just like being like, let's run out to a dinner last minute because you can't really do that.

Oh, Kristen. Yeah, dude. Let's run a Burger King drive-through. Yeah, no, the president does not do that. Since Bill Clinton, the president has not done that. In Benny Blanco's mind, there's a SWAT team guy with his gun out at the fucking chef's head going, you better not break the fucking yokes either. Motherfuckers. Flip it.

Yeah, these people are a little naive. It's fun. Yeah. It happens. They're 40-year-olds. They shouldn't be. You should have lived some life at this point and not be surprised. They're adults who have a lot of money in our living great lives.

They should probably know a few things. By the way, this is a fucking wild thing. This is an ad during the Hunter Biden episode. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Benny, how has therapy helped you maintain your mental health? I mean, I'm nothing with it. without my therapist. He's basically like a father to me.

He's like another family member, except with without a biased opinion. And he helps me get through everything I need. Sometimes I come in and I feel like I know the answer. Sometimes I come in and I'm like a vase broken into a million pieces and he helps put me together. This guy's never talked to a therapist in his life. Or does he read. He's just making all of that up.

Listen, you paid me $300 a month. I'll listen to your shit and just go, yeah, man, I guess that's fucking crazy. As long as it clears the bank. That's fucking crazy. You're like a father to me. Oh, that's not good. I should not be like a father to you. Do you want to throw the ball around?

No. Not what I'm doing here. In the little Wayne episode, Carl, they went to a commercial break. And I had to actually click it back because I was like, this can't be real. It was KFC. He was in the middle of being like, and then I grew up on the south side of Louisiana. And then it goes, hey. I love Kentucky fried chicken.

It's my favorite. Oh, shit. Another ride with a little KFC. They do have some interesting sponsors. Of course, better help. Sponsors every podcast in the world. We even had them as a sponsor once. Remember that?

I don't. I was rarely on that forever. Then they came to me. They're like, hey, we want to sponsor your podcast. Like, okay. Really? You say so. Thank you, banana bag.

Yes, banana bag. Those are good people. All right. Your clips from here on out. What do you got for us, Jody? Okay. So I got a Thias Hunter if he has any hobbies And when I said he was an artist

I was not in ill aberrate or a fuck He's fiscitious he really paints I guess is his thing Oh yeah This my everything is my painting here Yeah let's show the look you're so Did you dress yourself today or did a stylist dress? This is literally all I have to wear this is what I wear Yeah

You look very cool Thank you man He dresses like you wear this okay That's what I show So you know I paint And, you know, according to the New York Post, I was like, you know, controlling U.S. policy by, you know, by being a painter and selling my paintings. But what I do with all my paintings is I do like a, like, a proof of concept, like first. So this isn't like the thing, but it just was small.

So I thought. So this one's for you. Can I sway policy with this? Okay. It's kind of cool. Because I'm going to make them really big. Wow. So the next thing you'll see them, they'll be like really big on campus.

Oh, okay. So this was, my God. This has like eyes and a mouth. I love this. Thank you. And that's for you. It's beautiful. You didn't get anything.

I'm sorry. We share. We are one. I think both of you should just be hung in this home. I love this. What saved me was my art. It's so childish. I mean,

suddenly, I'm just like, I mean, my art's pretty good too. I was going to say that it is stuck your level. I don't mean to break it all the way down. A,

it looks like he finger painted that. And B, it's just like butterflies. And I think that's two sperms at the bottom. There's a squid on the top. There's a black cock in the middle, for sure. Whatever, that's base off of. I said he should sign all of his paintings, crackhead Bob Ross.

That'd be fucking great. No, he does make a lot of money selling those paintings, hundreds of thousands of dollars they go for. And so I think that's why he was alluded to the New York Post thinking, like, maybe they're buying some favors from the president. Because since Biden's been out of office, hasn't sold a single painting. Weird. No one's interested in his art anymore, it turns out. It was very Philippant the way that he said that. And I'm like, that's a pretty good hustle.

if you can get it. I think I watch the documentary about how people charge millions of dollars for fucking bullshit art. And that's how they launder money, actually. Yeah. Seems to work well because how do you put a value on art? It could be whatever you want it to be. Yeah, dude. Where there's smoke, there's Hunter Biden's smoking crack painting. Hell yeah. So this is probably the most egregious thing from the whole episode. Chris, I really, are you sitting down? Because Hunter Biden's fixing to say some crazy shit to Biddy Blanco. It's clip number seven. I'm ready. Yeah.

My mom heard it and she was like, oh, you're so bad. Like, she was like, no wonder you give them to everyone else. But I do, but I do have to tell you one thing. But you've done every, like. I've been fortunate. Yeah. Like, musical, like, I mean, like, you're like, you're at least the, I mean, I was about to say our generation, but I'm not your generation.

I would, like Rick Rubin. At least to me, like, yes. If not more so. He called him Rick Ruben. That's fucking crazy. No, you're not actually Rick Rubin. He is a huge fan

of these guys. Really he pretends to be. Right. A huge fan of these guys. He said that in this clip a little further in he says something like, oh and I like you too, Dave, I like your song,

and he fumbles and they name off a couple names to kind of jog his memory. And the one that he comes up with his freaky Friday, Now, I don't know if you listen to a lot of Little Dicky, but I happen to know that song, and the premise of that is Little Dicky and Chris Brown, Freaky Friday. Yeah.

And Chris Brown wakes up as Little Dicky. Little Dicky wakes up as Chris Brown. And he's like, I'm Chris Breezy. He's like, I can say the N word. And then he just says it like 40 times in a row. It's pretty fucking great. Maybe he was spoken crack when he liked that song.

He was in the throes of addiction when he thought that was cool. Oh, boy. So with Rick Rubin over here. here. Booker Blanco throws a softball to Hunter Biden and doesn't get the answer he wants, but I think we're on a path now. Have you ever made music? No, I haven't.

I haven't. I don't have that. I mean, I love music. I'm constantly, I mean, I always have music on. You ever freestyle, by the way, and my daughters love, like, love you. Dude, Dad, Dave, he's amazing. He's one of my favorite. You got to go back and watch Dave.

Go back and watch Dave. Go back. Did you ever freestyle rap? No, Benny Blanco. I haven't actually. I like this. It's just like, but I painted that butterfly. Yeah.

Did you ever make music? You just say no. It's okay. Yeah. Oh, so you like to paint. Do you also sing? Yeah. No.

All right. So we're getting to the gusto. I'm almost done. I got like two more clips. The setup to this is they, I guess, in the end of the episodes like to do a freestyle rap. That's what they do. Saw a little bit of in the beginning their little setup where they sit around and just make

noises and shit. So they convince Hunter Biden to give it a shot. King and screaming. You have auto tune on. So anything you sing will sound cool. Yeah, I doubt that. No, no, it does. It does.

I haven't like it's like, yeah, but what I'm like it? But you can also rap. Well, that's harder. You can sing. We did something. We did something. Why don't you guys do it first? I did it like me.

There's no, I didn't have time to look. Because they're going to do it so good, and then it's going to make it more nervous. I have no idea what I'm going to say. Look, I do. I'm not really good on depression. I will. Without the drugs, it doesn't do it very well. We made something a little presidential.

A little political. A little political. Drop a bar, bitch. You want to show him first? You should do it. We should feed a theme. Would you ever run? 100%.

Would you have fun? Never. He had a lot of it. He's all out of fun now. He's all out of fun. Yeah, Major General Towell says, Hunter Biden in 2028. He's got my vote.

I feel like this whole episode, he talked about his, you know, his ineptitudes and his fucking failures. And most rap songs, he could have made a DMX song about fucking bitches and doing crack and stuff. He'd have been fine.

Yeah. He'd have he'd have growled a little bit and just leaned into it. You know what, though, his stance on alcohol. I don't know if I could vote for him. Right. He seemed really down on alcohol.

It's like, I'm not going to get told not to drink from the former crackhead. Thanks. No worries. Yeah, he's like the worst drug in the world is alcohol. Like, doesn't Thailand all give people like autism or something? Yeah. Can alcohol be number two? I'm pretty sure Tylenol will kill you if you take like more than eight at a time or something.

Just your liver shuts off. So that's true. They're definitely worse. Yeah. I'm cutting out of seven, I guess. Yeah. All right. So that's the lead up.

They fucking drag him kicking and screaming. And this is a little bit longer. this is my closer, baby. This is Hunter Biden rapping with Benny Blanco and Little Dickie. What would you suggest that we need to do as a country that? Getting the streets. Get in the streets. Get in the streets.

Oh, now you're going to do it right now. Three, two, one. This is nothing like Ed Shearer. Yeah. This is exactly like Ed Shearitt. Oh, wait, just getting the streets. The streets. Down with the man.

Okay. We just made it hit a song. Was it, were you as good as Ed Shearin? No. No. Not. I don't even think that we were in the same building. I just had a full circle thought.

Yeah. That you've never seen his dad in anything else besides a suit and you'd love to see him in sweatpants. Would your dad ever come over? In sweats. Look at Benny Blanco with the follow-up dunk. After all that. You know your dad ever wear sweatpants? I think he was just feeling all the douche chills that we were just wanted to

get off of it change the subject. That's a lot, dude. Wow. All right. Well, we've did it. We reviewed the show. Friends Keep Secrets. Weird show.

I don't hate it. It's something. Yeah. It's different. It's different from what we've been reviewing. Yeah. So they're all just trying to be cute. Yeah.

It gets exhausting. This is true. I haven't seen him on any other shows. that Hunter Biden and that's probably the only one I'm actually going to check out because I have no interest in listening to him to him talk and if I was the crackhead son of an ex-president I would just disappear I would move to

Apopoko or some shit and you would never hear from me again but for some goddamn reason he is still hammering that rock and that's a good point like what is he promoting like why is he a guest on podcast what's the point of that yeah they asked him there in the beginning would you run yeah would you have any fun no

I mean is he gonna run for office let's be kind of cool I feel like you've got to be a senator or judge or a lawyer or something first at least, right? Well, I'm not saying he run for a president. I'm just saying for some type of office. But you don't Donald Trump became president without being any of those things. That is true. He could be an alderman of his local 313 in Connecticut or whatever the fuck.

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Travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at westjet.com slash 30 years. All right. Well, speaking of drug addicts, let's get into more of Artie Fletcher special. I think we're more like Monty Python's flying circus. We do bits and pizzas, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, That's a good one. We still have to finish up his 2012 banger, no shame. We still have a little bit left of this one.

So this is the one that the audience is really juiced. There's a lot of laughter that there's no way was happening live. Let's get into it. Let me tell you something about how my leg is changed. I'm waiting. I mean, the applause is so loud. he can't even talk over with a microphone. It's so much.

I feel like the other end of that's plugged into a boom box. Let's tell you something about how my life has changed. I'm white, as you know. I'm white as you know. He is white. Really? The fuck is that a joke. I have a black manager.

Maurice Stark. New kids on a block. New dish and a white man. We're applauding as manager? Yeah. And why would the guy from new edition? When was that a popular band, 1991? What are we talking about?

Oh, way before that? Yeah. It's a bit late. Have a black publicist. Cindy of Order. Michael Jackson, Jackson, Farnas. Michael Jackson's publicist? Oh, shit.

That seems like a tough job. I would not want that gig. Yeah. Around 2003, it got a little dicey for sure when he was hanging the baby over and all that stuff. And fucking all those children. At the Neverland Ranch, there's that too. Oh, man, why are you got to bring that up? That's just a media trying to slander my good family name.

That's true. The ain't you, man. The people who did my book, Gambleaukeye. The people who did my book, Amber Books, they're black. Wow. I am black and all these motherfuckers put together, they know it. they know how to deal with me more he's just

so he thinks I got problems but what they need me why are we hearing about this? Yeah he's talking about he's just trying to like big time everyone he's like I got a publicist I got a manager

I got a book publisher cool. Yeah does he have examples of how he's blacker like what's your credit score how many times have you been arrested? Right. Do you smoke new ports?

Yeah. Pose. Yeah. But when they meet me, like, Cindy, and my publicist, she just goes, you have a lot of problems, don't you? I'm working on my stand-up routine, and there's a part where I just talking about,

like, I got an accountant, I have an attorney, you know, people just fucking go nuts. I tell them what my accountant's name is. Yeah, you do some name-dropping. Yeah, for sure. I have air-conditioned seats in my Jeep. That's a whole other chunk that I do in my act.

It gets a little brag-dose, but I think it's funny. I've got ass-conditioning in my GMC. too, buddy. Do you really? I do. How have we never talked about this? It's fantastic, isn't it? Yeah, dude. We're cold-ass buddies now. I like it. Chilled.

Yeah, man, they keep me fucked up as a black. I ain't take you that shit no more. Who was laughing at that? I'm sorry, I got to back that up. Do you just do a black accent and not tell a joke and people were nuts?

Well, no one did laugh at it. Technically. No shit. Yeah, man, they keep me fucked up. It's a black. I ain't take you that shit no more. Well, if I'm black, I ain't gonna fuck down here. Tell me.

Oh, my God. He has stuttering John's instincts. John also does a joke about black people have big dicks. And his dick is smart. I'm black from the waist down. Oh, brutal. Fucking hack. I wish they'd show the.

crowd and it's like Michael Richards audience he wanted to be black just what's this crack I say shit yeah you're just to have a junk he wanted to be black just for the junk is that what he said I think so I want to be black just that's out of junk

just to have the yeah for sure the junk yeah you're junk you talk's like that I take the junk and the media I don't get what I'm gonna fuck. He's how proud of himself he is. And that smug look, I'll take the junk and the beatings. I'm New York's bad boy.

Hack. Before I go, I got to tell you, I was in Hong Kong again. Fucking love it. Those Asian women will love me. Because I'm black pants. I'm like, get still over there. That bitch is go, ooh. I didn't think we could get more hack, but there it is.

Asians have small penises. Braciel, a stereotype impression number two. Oh, good stuff. He really is the bad boy in New York City. Oh, no. Oh, don't know. Who's your daddy? A applause break!

We're going to go. greedy now. Now we're getting greedy. Listen to where the applause comes. I've done with the fucking bit yet. People are going nuts. Ah, who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?

Yeah. I was going to say the editor's just trolling him. Yes, at this point. Oh, yeah. Already I edited it. It wasn't like this in the beginning. No. He's getting real loose with it now.

It's just fully work. It sounded like the Knicks just won the world championship. That was way too much applause for that. They were happy he was done. He said, get the fuck out of here. He was in the middle of telling a joke. He was tagging it when that happened. Okay, so I, she says I look like Tony Soprano.

And then she says, who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Yeah. I've seen every episode of the Sopranos. Okay. I'm confused. That's my point. That was a lost episode.

I guess so. I was sorry. What's that, Jerry? It's crazy to me because when they resumed in, I thought maybe this was someone of a comedy club or something. He's literally in like a hotel rooftop bar balcony, and it's just a banner hanging behind him like a towel. You're right. Yeah, because people were speculated that maybe that's because Gallagher does shows with him on the road. That's why he has the plastic thing.

But, yeah, I think it's just a plastic bag that they just, yeah, I don't behind him. I haven't seen it zoomed out this much yet. Yeah. That looks like a Ramada. Like the Breezeway and a Ramada Inn or some shit like that. He's just taking up some space in the corner. Well, yeah, let's not forget that he was managing the laugh factory. Maybe not the laugh factory.

I forget what it was. But he was managing these ones. And they had one in Rochester that was. I saw Jim Forteen there. It was literally just a hotel bar next to the airport. It's like, this is our comedy club. What are you guys talking about? Oh, shit.

We were in all. Were you out two months with him like on the stage and played? He's reaching I got on. The camera guys leaping. Come out of here. He knows how to walk a room. What are all those TV mothers showing? The outside.

Something more entertaining. Oh, okay. It is him. Oh, it looks almost like CCTV. You was that fucking feed, idiots? There's another camera shooting this? Weird. We remember that night?

We got to do with this band. We were going to play one song when we did like five, six. we're going to fuck up okay what is his name again what's his name again? Are you sing right? Yeah You're black

You gotta do something You're black, you gotta do something You're black, you gotta do something? You're black people don't do things That's the joke, stupid Or say, oh, you don't play bass? I don't know. Sorry, this is football.

Base, get by. Yeah, you got to lose weight, bitch. going to roll with me don't we fucking shit up then so if you're listening to this for some reason the camera guy just got up and walked around and went to the side of the stage

and it was like literally two feet away from Artie Fletcher with the camera right in Arty's face but the profile of you it's very odd He got some crotch and some belly in there too yeah I were staring up with the lights

for some reason Artie Fletcher P-OV The new manager I've never had it in Roger Paul 20-some years? He's dead to me. No, he's not as a Jew. Can we have a nice round of applause for this young man? Is it the camera guy? Is it the camera guy?

He wanted to get a shot of the crowd. This is not the crowd to get a shot of. For a DVDs, it's not looking impressive. I heard that voice. I guess his cameraman's black, too, huh? I guess so. She, y'all. Flats makes the noise for Artie Fletcher.

They'll tell you, they'll only let me sell 10 of these a show. Do we have to change that? It's fucked up. This is my book, produced by hand, published by him. They only let me sell 10 of these a show? Who's bullshit? Who's bullshit is that? Can I bring my book in?

Listen, I'll let you bring eight. Come on, let me bring 10. Fine. For you, Ardia, I'll let you bring 10. Yeah. That makes sense. It makes a complete bullshit, dude. That's him just trying to drive up the market of scarcity.

He's like, oh, I will brought him. So you better get him why you still can. Yeah, what did he claim? He's doing 240 cities or something like that. Yeah, he's a 240 city tour. That's a shitload of books. Okay, it's, uh, would you know? Come on the road and see through a comment close your eyes.

Oh, that's the chick that's about Kentucky. Yeah. Makes the camera of a student out here. The one of Maurice is by the, the actual. publisher said that live shows they sell for $15.10. $10.20. But you get them on Amazon, Martin Noble.

They're house. Their house. He's doing a check spot. This was the last CD I did. It's still not funny after all these years. This is actually, this is it. Last run. The D.D. I'll be out by this fall.

I'll be back to your Labor Day. I'm saying over here. That's a CD? Oh. That's exciting One of ten So Many years ago

You never have a shirt For many years before we go You never have a shirt for us Okay So I finally came out I'm going to shirt for women Oh Honey you'll wait

Don't worry maybe you'll wake up But tomorrow It comes in It comes in a lot She wore better So many people Milling about in the background Because this is not

Like a comedy club No like I said I think that's a pop-up And that bitch was just crouched down showing the guy's receipt. And he's like, I didn't order the chicken nachos. That's for her. Fuck that. Like, I think this is a check spot.

He just ran up on stage, dude. And it was like, I'll knock out seven minutes. Oh, my God, Jimbo. I want him out of the building. We'll be a shirt right here. As you see, okay, there's a couple of that. All right. So you might want to get this.

So he's stocking suffered. Get enough shots here? Yeah. Woo! Oh, he was instructed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At the end of my set, come on up on the stage. I want to shoot the crowd.

He's also being instructed to leave now. Are you done? Really ending with a bang, isn't he? He's just killing time. His CD, he's like, this is the final run. Like, there's no way to reproduce them after this. Artie Fletcher hasn't run since 1997. seven, dude. That's fucking crazy.

Can you imagine having Grammys and a guy yelling at you? I love it. I have a Grammy. No, you don't. She lives in West Virginia. We brought this shirt back, okay? And the gentleman there is wearing it. We brought this back. This is a bet I had

for a long time ago. I'm sure so. We get you to sit back. Comes in medium, large, I'm sliding my legs. You're bringing that to a sit-up. The bag of the shirt says, I had no friends. And I love you in that way, bitch. Who would buy a shirt?

On the back, it says, I have no friends, and I like it that way, bitch. It's not clever. It doesn't put you in a great light. It's so terrible. Is that part of his act? Is that a big punchline or something that I missed? He's a bad boy.

He ain't got no friends. He likes it that way, bitch. I didn't even ask if you had friends. or not. I don't know what I've been cold out over here. I assumed you didn't. There you go. So I said cash, credit cards, hand jobs. That was actually a joke.

Rule of threes, too. We set up, yeah, and pulled that off. He nailed that one. Good job. Where do you at? Those three can fit in bedelows. That poor woman, the camera's just fixated at her. Artisan didn't even say anything.

They're out just staring at her. Yeah, no. She's going to be drug unconsciously into Artie Fletcher's car later this evening. Oh, huh. I swear to God, I'll use them like a mate tag. If anybody was offended, my name is Grandma Lee. Or we should get that?

I don't want to say I'm a black manager, but he was 20 minutes late. I don't want to say I have a black manager, but he was 20 minutes late. You've already established, you have a black manager. Yeah. They are late a lot, Carl. That's what they do. I've heard about this phenomenon. Yeah.

I will tell you, EDR shows up early to point to Apple Point every time he's on the show. He's breaking the cycle. He is. He's one of the good ones. That's me saying. Like, gentlemen, and say, Jimmy

showed up. You're a party for now? Just somebody knows? I'm trying to see for money. I thought not already. Okay.

Tibi Borgant and Chibuations, thank you for being a part of us. I'll be back here. Labor Day. And you need to be out. A lot of friends rolling. You know, some people

act with like a big jokes. You know, the closing it. This guy just wants to fucking die. Die in the bike. Contact cinnamon chips. Yep. He said he had a black manager. Yeah.

Someone got credit for hair and makeup. Yes. Okay. Thank you. Thank you for noticing that. Who the fuck is doing this guy's hair and makeup? Should be fired. Yeah.

I don't know who Dr. Paul Zach is, but as a financial backer. I bet he wanted his money back after this one. Dude. Also, there's the waiting on this is atrocious. Yes. So if he is wearing makeup, that was a waste of time. I agree with any of that. Let's go again. All right.

Well, that is the exciting conclusion of no shame by the great Artie Fletcher. Yeah, I can tell. Very exciting stuff. What do you want to do next? Should we get into some Jerry shit? Let's go into the Jerry shit. I love to eat peanut butter I love to eat honey

And I also love to eat beans Beans I look great I feel great Beans I look great I feel great You know that

Wobai he sang to himself Yeah So there's a version of that That he actually produced It has like music on it and stuff And there's a video of it But I think he copyrights all of his music And I always get struck

whenever I use anything that he's done. So I'd use that as the stinger, but I don't think I can, unfortunately. So we're stuck with... I clipped it. I stuck with peanut butter and beans. Yeah. Maybe we could doctor that one up and... Yeah.

Perhaps. Put some surf under it. Where would we find a surf bed? All right. We had a couple clips that we didn't get to. We did a Jerry Banfield special, a little minisode on Thursday night. Tabbert was here and Lucy Typebox. We're going through some things that we've missed because of this Queen video dropping.

The unlisted video, 16-minute-long video that Jerry Banfield made for the one that got away, trying to win her back. That dropped and that got all my attention. So there were things that we needed to hit on that we got caught up on a lot of it. But there's a few things we didn't get to because that show, again, there's just too much Jerry. So there's a video out there and tab pulled these. It's called The More Views I Get The More People Hate Me. is the name of this video and he's going through it right now

but I gotta say of all the people we've ever talked about he has the best attitude about it by far but then I start up these new vlogs and I start talking about all these dating stories and I talk about borrowing money

and you know to do YouTube full time so I start putting out extreme opinions and then I have podcasts like who are these podcasts they take my content react very negatively to it, although, you know, they must like me enough to feature me a whole... We do like you, Jerry. It's not all negative.

Big facts. Yeah. Very negatively to it. Although, you know, they must like me enough to feature me a whole bunch of times. But they roast me, they troll me. They put thumbnails out that, you know, if you were saying that to somebody's face, you would consider that mean, putting them down, attacking them, arguing them, criticizing them, et cetera. I think Jerry's going to punch me if I ever

Me'd have ever been from Thumbdowns alone Oh, you didn't mean it when you titled it Jerry's a fucking lunatic retard That's a personal bud Schizophrenccherect Jerry's lost his fucking mind They do that And they get tens of thousands of views on YouTube Hundreds of thousands of people see these videos Trolling me

On YouTube They get paid to do all of that True And I end up getting promoted Yes They helped me with all their content controlling me, get new viewers, new subscribers, and get monetized on YouTube. It's a win-win, as we say in the business, right?

That was our plan all along. Yes. It's right. You're welcome, stuttering John. No shit. We gave John a second or third life at his career. Oh, yeah. I don't think he recognizes that.

We made him a lot of money. I think we're doing the same for Jerry here. I think he understands that a little bit better, which is nice. Yeah. But there are some haters out there on that internet. That's for sure. I mean, I've had, there have been days. where I've had videos going out that millions of views, millions of views in a single day,

going out on me, talking all about me, and all kinds of just, you know, crazy people, hate, comments, all of it coming in. And back then, I was very difficult for me to deal with. Because I figured if there's, you know, thousands and thousands of people criticizing me and saying nasty things and calling me names. They must have some legitimacy, right? Like, maybe there's some shred of their right. All right, yeah,

we're getting there, Jerry. Very good. More than a shred, too. More than a shred, yeah. Maybe I am a fucking retard. Maybe I shouldn't borrow $200,000 with a 20% interest rate. At the very least, he should stop making these horrible backgrounds. I know, the backgrounds are terrible.

It's so distraged. That's not good. And now, I don't care how many people or who it is that say anything that I don't agree with that I don't already think is true about me, I can take an endless amount of criticism now. Okay. That's good. So it used to be back in the day. He'd get kind of butt hurt when we made fun of him and stuff we'd see the thumbnail.

Wouldn't click out. I'd be like, oh, these guys are jerks. Now he's going, all right, whatever. You know, they're talking about me. It's getting more interest where people are coming over here. You see the numbers go up on his videos. You see people sign up for jerrybandfield.com. I'll promote it right now.

Jerry Banfield.com. I thought he was going to go like in his dating things and go, I'm going to have sex with him. You talk shit about me. I'm going to have sex with your face. That'd be like Patrick Michael, right? Fuck me and fight me. By the way,

Vinnie signed up for Jerry Banfield's school, which is nine bucks a month. Hopefully on Monday on the creep off, I can get an update on that. Because I don't even know what you get for that. Yeah, school! I don't even know what you get anymore. Like you can just message,

you can DM them, I guess, and be part of it. like the message board thing on the website. Yeah. Doesn't seem like it's not that great, but whatever. Let's talk about haters in real life.

And the challenge is when people flip, when it's your wife giving you the hardest criticism and saying the same thing the haters are saying. Oh, no. Yeah, that does suck. When your wife's watching WTP,

and she's like, he's making a lot of good points, Sherry, get in here. You are a fucking loser. She flipped. She flipped. Who got to you? So what else could Jerry do? So it's tough for me as a content creator

when I want to make the world a better place when I want to help people. But the environment I'm in is like a matrix that feeds off of destruction and hate and controversy and conflict. But I don't have any better ideas for my life. life like real talk i don't know what else i could do with myself for this point that makes the kind of money i make as a content creator working from home that is the closest he's ever come

to admitting that he's unemployable he's unemployable yeah and uh it's hilarious he's just like you know it's tough i'm trying to like save lives and get people positive uh thoughts and get help people with their decision making and everyone keeps trolling me but here i am i guess i'm just good at being a punching bag. By the look of that thumbnail, he looks like he's in Ragnarot. He's fucking god of poor over here, trying to tell everybody else how to make money.

All right. Speaking of making money, ICP is this crypto. He's been shilling for years now. And not that ICP, Ray DeVito. Jesus, Ray was at our chat, making the insane clown posse joke.

I'm like, Ray. Come on, man. You know, you said a lot of hurtful things to me over the years, Carl, but compare me to Ray DeVito, I might just have to leave now. I'm busy. I agree.

That was very offensive. Can I apologize to you right now? You're a man of a bitch. That was very mean of me. All right. So he's been shilling for ICP. He makes no money from ICP for this work. And he's starting to get fed up with it.

Channel analytics. In the last month alone, I've driven 700,000 thumbnail impressions. Let me do something right now. I'm going to ask chat GPT in the background. I'm going to give it a prompt. I'm going to say, if I was getting paid to shill some crypto coin

and I was driving one and a half million impressions a month on YouTube hundreds and hundreds of thousands of views across all kinds of platforms how much do you think a coin would pay me to do that for them every month and give me different estimates like a meme coin a crypto exchange a big coin etc how much do you think that should be worth every month how many okay so Jerry goes to chat GPT and asses

a question and he goes, okay, I'm going to get back to bitching about how they're not paying me any money. And then he comes back and reads the answer of what Chad GBT tells him. Carl, he is worth the willful ignorance of this guy to sit here and admit, like, I type everything into my AI. My Chad GPT knows all and everything. Not once does he get to the step after he goes, hey, chat GPT, is ICP actually worth anything? Should I not be wasting my time with this horseshit? That's really funny. You're right.

He never thinks to be like. Or does he go, hey, I've got a. million views on this thing, but only so many comments. Are all these from people, or do you think maybe 80% of it is bot traffic that I'm buying? He's afraid of the answer. Correct. He was speed dating. He was at this event where it was like for singles or whatever.

This is the stuff that Tab brought to our bonus episode that we did. And he couldn't make a decision for himself. He's talking to this woman for a while. And the woman's like, I got to go one to the bathroom. He's like, okay, well, I'll see you later. I'm going to get out of here. And he's like, oh shit, I should have watched her to the bathroom. I should have watched her out to her car.

I should have got her phone number. Like he needs CHAPT to tell me every fucking thing to do. Walk her to the bathroom. I'll be waiting outside the door. Can I get you a seat? He opens the stall. There you go. I warmed it up for you.

Holds the toilet paper underneath the day. There you go. All right, yeah, so this is him finding out how much he's worth according to to chat GPT. Here's what chat GPT. said that my work is worth. If the crypto project wanted to buy the same kind of sustained attention you're describing, hundreds of thousands of actual views, millions of impressions, repeated discussion, look at how much this is what the AI says this is worth.

This is how much other people are getting to do this. And you're telling me I should get a few hundred in ad revenue a month. And I'm grateful people are going to Jerry Banfield.com. I've made at least $1,000 this month from people scheduling calls about ICP. And but all right, so look at this though. Well, all right, we can't transition into that yet. Look at this. This is what chat GPT says the value of my work is worth.

20 to $40,000 a month. That's the kind of money. These other influencers are getting to shill coins. That's why nobody's talking about ICP. Okay. What Jerry doesn't understand is that not all endorsements are created equally. Right. Apparently, Kevin Hart has a lot of sway. And if Kevin Hart says that this is the only gambling app I should be using for sports betting, then that's the one I'm using. Apparently, all the companies want to hire him. Jerry Banfield makes me think like, I don't know if I trust this ICP think Jerry says it's good. Right. He's not a guy you want to be, you know, you don't want to be your spokesperson.

I wonder if that's the same AI spiel they gave Haley Welch and showed her stupid ass. Oh, but I bet HocTua coin is higher than ICP at this point. I think they're both the same. They're both worth nothing. This is so wild because Jerry's been talking about ICP forever. He thinks it's the best technology. He loves it. He swears by it.

But now because they're not paying him money, he keeps asking them to like give him money and they're not doing it. Now he's just ready to sell out and it doesn't even fucking matter. I'm worth tens of thousands of dollars a month. I'm going to get paid that. And whoever pays me is going to get my services. This is it. I'm not going to keep showing ICP every day for free. I'm not going to keep...

I have enough ICP. I may borrow against it so I can put some of that... To have all of it, actually. Too much one might say. Remind you the episode of The Simpsons where they have the startup internet company and they're just like pulling off a stock like toilet paper like hey we have some more stock it's fine it's worth nothing i'd love to see that pie graph of just how much of the shares jerry actually owns and i'm going to assume it's 80 to

85 percent right i have enough iCP i may borrow against it so i can put some of that into maxfai like i could borrow several thousand more dollars against my iCP and risk being liquidated if it went down and i could put that money into maxfai and just print So what he's saying right here is that he has zero integrity, no credibility. He's like, if they don't pay me money, I'll just start promoting this other thing. Like, well, then why do I care? Why would I listen to you that? Like, you shouldn't say this shit out loud at the internet.

I know. Show the AI results. And then he's bitching to the public about it. Right. Like, what are we supposed to do? He could advertise regular ICP and at least they would pay him in Fago or something like this. This thing is worth less than that. So I just love that.

that he's like, I'm fed up promoting this. Like, I thought you're promoting it because you believed in it. But he's pissed because the price never goes up. He's always just a little too honest. Yeah, I know. It's one of the funny things about him. But he's mad because no one's buying this ICP, even though he keeps promoting it.

But then he also thinks he deserves money for promoting it. But you just said, no one's buying it. Yeah, he's the only one buying it. Right. So whatever you're doing, these millions of impressions, or whatever the fuck metric you're looking at, It's not working. It's not doing anything for them.

Why would they start paying you $20,000 a month for that? See, this is the kind of negativity. He doesn't like. You're a deep shit hamburger. WTP says I shouldn't make any fucking money showing ITP. They're just bullies. That's hilarious. All right.

Let's get into the final. All right, we've watched the first two thirds of the video he sent to the queen. The girl he fell in love with immediately. They had three dates together. he was already naming their children. He was telling his children about this, you know, their new mom that he's met. And he was just, he was all in on it. She got a little freaked out by that.

I kind of distanced herself a bit. And Jerry's like, I don't like this. She only texts me like once a day now. We used to text a lot. I know what I'll do. I'll send her a video where I give her an ultimatum. Yep. And that'll win her back.

And I weaponize her religion that she bestowed on to me. Dude. That is the craziest fucking part of all of this. Dude, don't you love Jesus? Because Jesus would love you to suck my cock. That's what he really wants. No better way to serve God. Yes.

If you want to serve God, love me. I think that's Deuteronomy, chapter 412 or whatever. Well, the best part, too, is that he's reading his Bible tour. And he's just reading like a summary of it. Yeah. Yeah. It's like,

oh, that's a dude Bible. Have you ever seen those before? I don't know if you do church stuff, but I had a dude that gave me one one time. And it is what you said. It's like it says the normal Bible shit, but like in a little paragraphs or little burbs on the side, it gives you like cliff notes of what the whole page says. Yeah.

Here are the key takeaway of that's good because I'm not reading those 40 pages. Nope, not a chance. Give me the bullet points. All right. So a big thanks to at Jerry Banfield Gaming. Yeah. Who put this out. Round of applause.

Yes, round of applause for that person. Spent $2,000 to get us this video. Fucking awesome. Do you think he's their, them's special? spent $2,000 on ICP? Because did he not say that's what he got? Or did Jerry buy the ICP after? No, he got, he's paid it in ICP.

Yeah, sure. So this guy converted his British pounds to ICP. Which is hilarious. Which is, it was maybe it was $35 in fucking Crohn's or whatever the fuck they got. That's amazing. All right. So this is the exciting conclusion to that. Okay.

Go ahead. The opera, you are all about, you want to serve God? Love me. Love me. That is one of the best ways you could possibly serve God is to love me. A brilliant. All right. Brilliant editing.

He found the exact right part to add, and he starts it with this again. Yeah. In our last episode. Yeah, I know. Thank you for doing that. Jerry Banfield Gaming. I'm assuming you guys have watched this already. I have not seen this last five.

Oh, I just heard the other stuff on the show. And this was just, it was giving me chills. And that's hard to do, Carl. Nice. All right. So we're coming in cold. Let's check this out together. The opera, you are all about, you want to serve God.

Love me. Love me. That is one of the best ways you could possibly serve God is to love me. I am here. I'm ready to receive. One of the best ways to serve God. What are the other ways? What are my other options?

I-C-P. Listen, bitch, do you want to go to hell? I don't think so. I'm here. I'm ready to receive. I've been. thinking a lot. One of them big conversation I wanted to have with you is how important depth is. Because

I'm packing. This is a lot of depth and girth. I think I'm the two things you should be concerned about. See, I'm convinced that I am an atheist because he did not get struck by lightning rate that and there. Yeah. Fuck you, asshole. By the foreshadowing, a guy does get struck by lightning and Opie last hysterically had

it coming up. Coming up, op he's a few to the guy got struck by the lightning. I was hoping it was Ron the waiter. Yeah. His nose is like a fucking lightning, Ron. All right. We have some funny, opi stuff coming up.

Back to Jerry. This is important stuff. Come on. Focus, everyone. Focus. Sorry. You're right. Let's get serious.

Loving someone very deeply is what makes people want to live. Deep and hard. And when life is difficult, especially for men, maybe. Does he think she's suicidal? it's what makes people want to live. Did she say she didn't want to live? I mean, that's a wild thing to say, don't you think? I want to hear this especially for men thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Loving someone very deeply is what makes people want to live. And when life is difficult, especially for men, maybe women, maybe you diversify more than men. But for men, when our lives get difficult, it comes down to how many people do we really love? and will we do anything for? And how deep can we get into them? Correct. He's like, if I don't fuck something soon,

I'm going to paint the ceiling. And often that could be just a handful of people. And the difference between life and death for a man is often, are there a handful of people I really love that really love me? And nobody else tends to matter outside of that. So I'm offering, if you want to really, you do so much in life.

trying to be kind in love, but there's no greater kindness and love you can do than loving one person. That's definitely not true. Yeah, yeah. Here you are sharing all this love that you have with all these different people. Cut that out immediately. He just reward one person with your love. You guys touched on it a little bit in the first two parts,

but I think this chick may actually be quite young that he's talking to. Like, with his, I have more experience with you than this. And I have stuff like, I'm, he's like, I'm trying to groom you. Why don't you get over here and do what I say? Also, your dad didn't give you unconditional love or your parents. So she's black.

Obviously. But they're crying about how much your dad loved or someone with them. Is this a teenager living with her folks still? It's, it's odd. It's very odd. Queen, if you're watching. We love you. We do love you.

Not as much as Jeanne. Not as deep league as Jerry does. I don't want to scare her away. Much in life. Trying to be kind in love, but there's no greater kindness in love you can do than loving one person with all your heart as deep as possible.

That matters more than reaching thousands of strangers with messages that are often not even received and that don't make a difference. I would know with someone who's got a billion views online, I would know. Whoa. The B word? See, take it from me.

My life sucks. No one told me there was going to be boasting. A billion views. A billion is a lot, Jerry. You might want to back the fuck off a little. That a billion people watching my videos. That's not what that means. Not the same thing.

You've not a billion people watching your videos, you idiots. That's insane. What some of the planet knows who Jerry Badfield is? He's like cuttering John level's famous if that's the case. And maybe we're so far off base. Like, I've never been to. Okinawa, but it would be great if I went over there. And it's just, there's a pack of Asians walking around with Jerry Banfield T-shirts on.

I do. You don't, you guys know, hacky went over to Japan to try to find other Shulie fans and recruit other Shilly fans. Of course he did. Yeah. I'm guessing we'd have the same luck if we were trying to find Jerry fans. I'd have a hard time saying his goddamn name over there. Shuri.

Shuri, Shuri, I got her. No. What are you already flutcher? It's going on. Oh, I didn't even squint when I said. shut up. Seed and that don't make a difference. I would know with someone who's got a billion views online,

I would know that a billion people watching my videos does not do almost anything compared to having a real deep friendship in person with someone. I invite you, this is an opportunity to give love at a level you've never given before. And this is worth putting time into, this is worth thinking about. this is worth making time for.

And if it's not worth making time for, if I'm truly completely off, if I'm way, if I'm totally out of sync. Get confidence, stupid. He's like, listen, I have all the answers.

I'm the leader here. My leadership skills are going to help us in the relationship. This is what you need in your life. And if it's not, like maybe maybe it's not. Maybe I'm way off face on all of this. Am I crazy or is like he trying to do this? He's patting his stats,

obviously. But it seems like he's saying like, I have a billion views. and I'm willing to trade all that. Like something. I feel like he's bargaining with this lady. A big gesture. Yeah.

A lot of these guys think like all it takes to win a woman over is just like this grand gesture. You know, I see them the movies all the time. Sure. They run through the airport. The TSA is like, just go get her. Yeah, that happens. You can't leave.

Right, exactly. All these idiots fucking watch Robcops. I think that's how life works. I'm willing to get on my YouTube account and go close account just for you. Just to come sit on my face. He deleted his. other YouTube and social media channels for his wife who was like Jerry you got to get a real fucking job fine I'll trade it all in for you baby but I'm also leaving yeah I gave up

everything for you you know the queen is also some sort of content creator that's true and I'm thinking she wasn't impressed with his content so that's why that's why it's part of the bargain I would be willing to give this up oh maybe that was a contention oh I I'll let you be the superstar in the relationship. Maybe. Something like that. But then he's also trying to win her over with like a typical Jerry Ben. Yeah, with the content.

Stupid fucking logo in the background and everything. I think that's his desk. Like that's what he's seeing right now. Is it not? Yeah. It's just reversed. Right. It's a green screen.

But yes, that's what he looks at when he's doing his world. Do you then maybe we're not right for each other? Oh, we back that up. Jerry, you never say that. Nope. When you're trying to win a woman over. Could you imagine he's, He's gassing her up this whole time.

She's like, oh, serving God, loving Jerry. Yeah, yeah, okay. And then if she gets to this part, he's like, and maybe we're not right for him. I was like, oh, yeah, maybe we're not. I almost forgot. I imagine she got to about minute 10 of this and she was on the phone with Fort Lauderdale police.

I'm going to send you this tape, just watch it, and then go ahead and give me that restraining order, please. She's in some type of relocation program. Yeah, for sure. She lives in Oklahoma at this point. It's making time for. And if it's not worth. making time for if if i'm truly completely off if i'm way if i'm totally out of sync with you then

maybe we're not right for each other maybe not and if if that's the case then uh i better stop wasting my time here yeah and i if that's the case you better get your fucking head out of your ass you dumb bitch no again like he's honest to a fault yeah right like this should not be included in this video jerry right you know he's giving her an out and she's taking it. But before I go, I'm going to leave you with a song. And maybe we're not right for each other. Maybe we won't get married, but would you suck my dick?

Yes. I thought it was going to be something like that. Let's go back to serving God. Right. Yeah. You know, that's one thing. Manners. Jerry, Manners goes a long way.

Just say please next time. Sometimes they'll do it. It's true. Especially if you have a handgun. Yes. In my time here. I'm confident that you and I have an amazing chemistry. I've said you're my queen.

I absolutely believe that. But I'm not going to wait around any longer. Oh, okay. I don't. Here's the ultimatum. Here we go. Now that he's like really convinced her. Now he's going to be like,

now I'm sure that you can't wait to get back with me. Here's the deal. All right. Now I'm saying some ground rules. Either shit or get off my face. Hey, that's my catchphrase. I'm not going to wait around any longer. I don't think that's the best approach.

because what waiting around and taking your time into you there's part of you that does not want to take things slow clearly and there's part of you that's been desperate hypocrite it's time to stop having space it's time to really open up and ironically when you really love someone you will find your life is more spacious you will find i can help you free up all kinds of time i can help you the time you put in with me will give you more space in the rest of your life it will include your capacity to love other people. It will increase your connection with God. It will bring you closer to Christ.

Jesus Christ, this is some sales pitch, man. What won't it do? It does everything. It'll curb your complexion. He just pivoted from maybe we're not meant to be, but you sign out with me. You get all of this. Right. Yeah.

And a set of steak knives. Is the dealership down the street offering all this? I don't think so. Right. What's it going to take to put you in this car today? You nailed it, Chris. just thinking, boy, he would be a motherfucker at selling cut co knives. He'd be in there just whacking up somebody's

couch with a fucking steak. Look at his shit. You ever cut a penny at half? I bet you haven't. Check this shit out. And that's not grandiose. That is my experience of love myself. I know it firsthand. And yes, you could argue

you're in a position that it is, you know, you might have to take a leap of faith on that. I personally have seen an experience. that he's getting choked up Carl yeah I hear it in his voice and his eyes are getting a little moist is he gonna cry because if he cries I hope so fingers crossed

that would be a great way to end this thing I like didn't even notice his own bullshit yeah he's just like this will solve all of your problems and then some he's like and that might sound crazy maybe it is I can see it right there in the bottom of his right eye that real shiny spot he's got a tear well enough right there if he believes

He's fucked. No, he's thinking this is gold. Yeah. Gold, Jerry. Yeah. How do we not have that drop? I did it in the intro. I didn't want it over to do it.

So this video has already gotten to 14 minutes, which I think has long enough. Yeah. And I trust. Yeah. I leave this up to you. I'm asking you follow me. Have love with me. Have an amazing life with me.

Or walk another path. and let me know that you'd rather go back to dating apps. You'd rather try again to find a man. You would rather get a ride home from the airport from a stranger. Oh, Jesus. And if that's your choice, I accept that. No, you don't. It's called ride share.

It's really pretty common. You're either like I'm putting myself at risk or something like that. If you accepted that choice, you wouldn't be making this video. Yeah. And then I looked upon the sand and I noticed there was one set of footprints and the other ones turned around halfway and went right back to the parking lot. Just fuck this.

But I am here to lead. I know how to lead us into an amazing life. I'm sorry for failing you in my leadership when you came over to my house. I'm sorry for not advancing things with you. I'm sorry I didn't finger fuck you when I had the chance. That's what he said. That is exactly what he's saying.

And also, you can't convince me that you're going to be a great leader and lead our relationship and all the stuff. If the two chances you had, you both you fucked them up. Oh, and the $200,000 of debt, that'll also let me know you don't make the best decisions. I would agree with that as well.

That's a wild thing to take out if you're a woman. If you get married to somebody, you get half the debt, learned it firsthand. I'm just saying, that's a lot. Not fun. But I am here to lead. I know how to live.

lead us into an amazing life. I'm sorry for failing you in my leadership when you came over to my house. I'm sorry for not advancing things with you. And I will not make that mistake again. Let me tell you. I will not. I hope we can have a beautiful life together.

But well, I guess that's not, but, like I love you and I hope we can have amazing life together. I love you. Yeah. I think he does love her. Very deep down in his penis. He loves. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy, boy. If that's not what you want, then please tell me I'm free to go date other women and that you're no longer interested in me. So either... Oh, he thinks it's going to be so tougher to let him go into the arms of another lady. He's bluffing.

Oh, yeah, this is a total bluff right here. He's got a seven deuce in his hand, too. Absolutely. Offsuit. Yeah. I'm a hell yes for you. And you're honored. that I would spend my time making a video dedicated just to you.

honored or annoyed? Yeah, because I don't normally like making videos. Yeah, this is weird for me. I could have been somewhere else making a video that's going to get millions and millions and hits. And this one is part of one, baby. I'm making one just for you right now. I got to watch that. I got to hear that part.

God, this is hilarious. Women, and that you're no longer interested in me. So either I'm a hell yes for you and you're honored that I would spend my time making a video dedicated just to you and that I would see through what you say you need and look at what you really need. Women like what I tell them. Yeah, women love that. You didn't mean that, honey. I invite you to either say hell yes to me.

Let's make a life together. Let's go. Hell no. Let's get excited to see each other. Or say no. Or just go right to the courthouse. They're say, hell yes to me. Let's make a life together.

Let's go. Let's do this. Let's get excited to see each other. Or say no. No thanks. I'll go back to dating apps. I'll go back to praying that God can bring me a man. And I'll hope the next one works out better than this one.

Let me know. God's going to bring him a man instead. No, he's saying it for her. Oh, okay, I'm sorry. Jerry. You thought he was going gay? Go fuck guys. It's way easier.

You don't even have to make a video. Dude, guys that won't even want the video. You can have a beautiful life with me or you can go back to doing the bullshit that you've been doing. That's what I was saying. Right. You know what you're telling me that it sucked when you're on dating apps and you weren't meeting guys? You want to go back to that fucking bullshit? Thanks for throwing that in my face.

I was just telling you an experience that I had and I wasn't thrilled about. I won't do that again. Jesus Christ, yeah. I mean, he really is weaponizing every piece of information. It's like Sellery John spelling my last name. Or say no. No, thanks. I'll go back to dating apps.

I'll go back to praying that God can bring me a man. And I'll hope the next one works out better than this one. Let me know. Yeah, we could pull it out of context because he did just say, I'll go back to pray that God can bring me a man. Yeah. But that's, that's heartfelt. All right, that's enough.

I'll stop talking now. Thank you for watching all of this. You're welcome. You're welcome, Jerry. If you want to do another five, it's fine. Yeah, hit like and subscribe. Head over there because Jerry was actually watching. So he saw that this all dropped.

Sure. And he was watching it on this channel. He's like, holy shit, there's this guy who has at Jerry Banfield Gaming. He's got a bunch of the old videos that have all been taken down. This guy is awesome because he saved him. I assume guy. No. He's pulling himself into the universe, and next day it's going Kevin Brennan, stream-sniping Jerry Banfield, going, Jerry Banfield doesn't even have a car. That is not out of the realm of possibility. I would not be surprised. I did feature Jerry a little bit on Dabbleverse Live. I feel like he's officially in the club.

Speaking of the fucking Dabbleverse and who is in that club. Let's talk about Opie. The one pun says KB already did watch Jerry the other day. God damn it. Now Jerry Banfield jumped the shark. I mean, Kevin's got all fucking day and nothing to do with it. So he's going to look at everything that's on the internet. I can't wait until Stevie Lou starts bullying Jerry Banfield because he's taking up too much of Brendan's time. Yeah.

Eric Nagel. Yes, we finally got to the fireworks factory. Didn't think it would ever come. All right. Opie's doing his FU Friday. And he starts to stream early because he catches Tony P out walking his dog. And so Opie sees that as a content opportunity. Like, oh, he's not just sitting at his desk behind his computer.

So he can turn this into gold. And apparently, usually Tony's wife is the one who walks the dog in the morning. But the wife was up late and slept in. So now he has to walk. Listening to Anthony and Jim. Dog. My wife, points her response. on me.

This is her responsibility. She knows. I get up every Friday morning and I do this. Right. And, you know, she decided that she forgot she had a doctor's appointment. Or her alarm didn't wake her up or whatever. I don't fucking know. You can thank glorious Steinem for this.

No, you could thank fucking Jim and Anthony for this because they keep her up at night. She watches and giggles and wakes me fucking up. And now I got to work dogs. Wait, she watches Jim and Anthony at the middle of the night. and then because of that she can't get up in the morning to walk the dog and then you can't do your job on the opioid filtered podcast. Oh my God. Correct.

You believe this? Trying to get fired here. Why is Tony saying that to Opie's fucking with it, right? That was a tactical nuke and it was precision blasted. Oh, yeah. You were joking, right? You hadn't seen this? I have not.

And yeah, I was. That's amazing. Yeah. And Opie puts it together. and Tony's like, oh yeah, exactly. Yeah. I wake up, my wife. She's flicking a fucking mean.

His wife's up watching the Anthony and Jim show and laughing so hard to waking Tony up. Yeah. And he tells Opie that first thing. I'd have you Friday of all days. It's Opie's big day.

Oh, I hope he would have just ran with the ball and be like, you know what? Fuck your wife. That's my nephew. Piece of shit. I do think, so Tony's talked about the earth is flat. He has like some wild theories on things. I do

think that he's trolling opi with some of the stuff. But the moon can't be a dirty stay out every night. Every night you can't be a dirty stay out. And what's up with it? They tell us that it's just like, fucking, like, why can you see through the moon? Half the time, you could see through the moon. It's crazy. What do you mean you can see through the moon? You can't see through the moon? If you look at the moon long enough in the daytime,

you could see through it, bro. Really? And don't tell me that surface. No, you're looking through the moon because what's behind the moon is the same color. you know what I mean the moon changes color right in the daytime and then it becomes kind of like I don't know I'm sure there's some fucking explanation for it and the fish guy's going to tell me it's the reflection of this

off of the fucking pond and because the fucking looking pond is green that's what's happening I have no idea I just know that sometimes you could look through the moon could you dumb it down in shade yeah right the fuck is he talking about I spoke a lot of weed and I think Tony needs a buddy to pass that joint too once in a while

You're so right about that. A little while we're going to see he gets real riled up arguing with Rodney and his second joint. And this is like 6.15 in the morning. Like it's pretty crazy. He's pretty out there. So Tony's out walking his dog. And he shows the dog on camera a couple times.

And I guess Opie made a comment about his dog. Opie's not a fan of it. Let me see. the cute talk. God, where are those lightning strikes when you need them? Dude, is you're doing autistic? It doesn't look into the camera. You know how many people hate you? You know how many people told me? I hate him. He don't like Pemble's. Fuck that guy. Right. So, listen. No, I like people. First of all, don't hate me. I'm so adorable and lovable. It's insane. Yeah, that's not true.

Not true at all, sir. Obey can't let anything go. He does not have a good sense to hear about himself at all. Yeah. Yeah, you know, people say, Fuck opi because you don't like my dog. He's like, people don't hate me. Yeah. I don't think so great. What do you mean? I'm assuming all of his neighbors in either direction,

uh, anywhere he's living. All right. This is wild because, uh, Tony is walking into the house and his wife is late for an appointment or whatever it is. So she comes running down.

Now, Tony's being loud on the phone with, with these guys. So she thinks like there's a problem. She comes running down in her towel. Hell yeah. Now I got some shirt on my knee. By the way, I got to do this thing with no shirt on it.

That's how I pay the run. Because one of the... What? Are you getting into a fight with somebody outside? Wait, what would she say? It's out in a towel. Oh, shit. Hey, hey, how you doing there, Mrs. P?

Wait, shut up, Ron. You're in the middle of what happened? Rod got so hoarty. Yeah. Seeing Tony's wife in a towel. Thank you, Jerry Manfield. She said, oh, are you single? It's my wife, you asshole.

Did you see how excited, Rod got? Yes, it was hard to miss. I mean, if you're staring at Tony P and Opie for fucking months on in, I guess any set of tips is pretty cool. Dude, Rod can't get over it. He remains giddy for a while. This is the last episode from the beach. And what a start.

Tony P. walking his dog. Oh, my God, no other podcast. That's not the... start. The start is we got to see a woman wrapped in a towel. Jesus Christ. I mean, it's not just a woman. It's your friend's wife.

Calm down, asshole. You ever get fucked with a nose? Take it easy, Hunter Biden. Fugging. Exactly. So props to Tony's wife, you know, we know she's got a good sense of humor. She likes Anthony Coomia, Jim Norton. She's got good taste.

Yep. Loves their new show. So she actually makes a return. And here we are, the last episode of summer. And it's after you saying I gave our bitches. Lauren, come in. Come in, bitch. And walk nice and slow, nice and slow.

Walk nice and slow. Yeah, we want to. That's it, baby. Oh, holy. Oh, man. Oh, okay. I don't know what I'm going to join. Tony, showing his, um, harem.

Jesus, Ron. Ron is so bad around women. He's, oh, and men. Yeah, for sure. You can't contain his excitement. It'd have been funny if Tony P. would have been like, and I got a hot piece of ass too, bitch. What the fuck, Opie said the other day?

That's right. Forget about that. So, yeah, now, Opie's ogling, Tony P's wife, and he's also very impressed. She passes the no makeup test, by the way. Holy shit. Of course she does. A lot of girls can't pass the no makeup test. By the way, that's true.

They can't pass that. Your wife passes the no makeup test. Thanks. I know, exactly. Cool. I want her know. I want her to know. You said that she's attractive.

That's why I picked her. It's great. After that, I didn't even have this clip, but Ron goes out to say Pamela Anderson's another one that passes the no makeup test. I don't know if he's trolling or what. It's not the case. That is not true.

She looks like Madonna with makeup on. It's almost Halloween. All right. Tony decides he has to take his shirt off for this episode. So the shirt is coming off because he made a promise to someone on a previous stream. And then we get into the FUs. You'll be surprised by Opie's FU. There you go.

What he said, wait, before we started, Tony goes, I made a promise to take my shirt off. What's going on? Oh, somebody in the chats. Somebody in the chats at all. I want to see Tony Tony with no shirt on or whatever. So I told them Friday, tuned in and I'll have no shirt on. Wow, that's, uh, we made $5 because you have no shirt on.

So did you get, did they give you money for it? Did you get a super chat? No, but her name is sexotherapy. So I figured, why not, bro? All right. The Canadian guy from Dubai. Well, let's get started. It's F.

F.U. Friday. I got the first one right here. It's coming into the screen. It's coming into the screen. Guys, you're not going to believe it. The weight. The weight. is over.

Howard Stern returns. All right. Nobody requests you to take your shirt off, Jody P. Yeah. What? Tony P says people requested guys. Super chat. If you want to see all three of my nipples.

I have been monitoring the chat pretty closely. And I have not seen anyone request that at all. So, of course, Opie's first FU is a Howard Stern announcement. He can't stop talking about Howard Stern. And what is even is the FU there? Howard's back September 14th.

Cool. Does he explain? Well, he's an idiot because he goes, he can't even come back after Labor Day. You know, that week, he has to come back the week after. It's like, yeah, it's described in that article that he records on Mondays for HBO to put it out on Thursdays. Yeah, it's been established. Right, which is why it had to be the next Monday that's not a holiday. All right, you're ready for this viral moment?

Yeah. Can I derail for a second? Just for two seconds. What do you make of that, Carl? Do you think like what Bush said the other day that like it's given Howard and out and maybe he'll just be on HBO for a while, then he'll just go away like a serious trying to get rid of him, you think? Pawn him off. I hadn't heard that theory yet, but it made a lot of sense to me. Maybe they offer him just a little more money and then Sirius goes, cool dude.

And then HBO gets stuck with the bill for a couple years. Yeah, because what is how we're doing for Sirius? I mean, eliminating a channel right there, you're showing that like we're cutting ties. This is not working for us. One day a week. none of it is working for serious. So that is interesting if there's like something built into the contract where it's like, well, you know, if you do find streaming servers or someone else you want to work with,

we can both walk away from this. I hope he pulls like one of those Hugh Hefner deals where it's like, well, we can give you a Howard's time slot, but he's still going to come in once a week every Thursday or whatever. If we can sit in the corner and pretend like he's talking. He just wants a stapler. All right. The next few Opie has after the Howard Stern one. is this one.

A guy in Staten Island got hit by lightning, and you might say, oh, why the fuck would you give that poor guy an F.U? I'll tell you why. Because he was outside with an umbrella during a thunderstorm. No one does that. Have a wooden umbrella.

Huh? Have a wooden umbrella if you're going to do that. Well, no, you got to understand. If there's thunder lightning in the area, you've got to get wet outside. You don't go outside with the umbrella. So that's my FU. Look, look. You see it. Oh, shit.

Is walking on the old show? That's why he hit my lightning. Oh, shit. Opie never has a payoff. And I think they've lost the spirit of that few Friday, by the right. That was just like cool shit they saw the internet that week. Right. You know?

So I don't think that really is enough you. A guy got hit by lightning. I think it's an interesting video to watch. That's a F you from God. That's true. Or, Raiden, or whoever, there's control of the lightning balls these days. So, Opie, like, in the past would be able to be like,

look at this guy got hit by lightning. And then like Jim would say something funny or Anthony would take over. And he doesn't have those guys anymore. So Anthony like, or Opie like ramps up for something. It's like, stuff you.

Like, oh, okay. This is actually comical. How often Tony and Opie are talking to the exact same time. This is like, it reminds you of that cartoon thing where they're like pretending it's a mirror and the two cartoons are like mimicking each other.

Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's almost impossible to do this. He's okay, though. We can make fun of them. By the way, that's not what happened. Holy shit. He's got no chemistry whatsoever.

Rod's like, other people are talking. Let me get it on this. He's the worst. I think I did survive. Opia, the story, completely wrong. Rod had to jump in and be like, actually what happened was the neighbor brought him into the house.

house and helped him out. She got the key to the city. I guess this was kind of a big story. And I don't really wrong. He said who carries an umbrella in a thunderstorm? People that don't want to get wet, you fucking jackass like it could happen. That's why I guess don't do that, but it's not weird. Raining is when I have an umbrella in my head. Pretty much the only time. Specifically. Yeah. That's what I do that. Oh, this is funny. So Opie finally gets it off to the other guys. Like, all right, who's got an F you? But then he gets distracted by a compliment in the chat and has to cut Tony off. All right, who's got in that few? Let's go.

Brazilian nuts. Hold on. Sorry. You can't let this pass. DJ says Opie, certified hero. Certified hero. Okay. What an asshole.

That's a free chat. You just had to put up on the screen. Hold on a second. Someone's complimenting me. Brazil. I know you guys live up in the northern part of the country, but where I'm from down here, they didn't start calling those Brazil nuts until about 10 years ago. I know.

There's another name, and it's why you don't eat mixed nuts in front of your black friends. That's true. You also don't buy firecrackers with your black friends. Also true. Yes. All right. So finally we get back to Tony, who's going to explain to us why these Brazilian nuts are the FU for this week. Man.

Thank you. You want me to keep going to have a million of them. I got a million. Brazilian. Remember I was telling you my problems on Monday? the issues I was having, my chestnut. I traced it back to Brazilian nuts. Brazilian nuts is messing with your heinie that made you...

Yeah, we're all apparent. If you eat too many of them, they fuck your in it's up and shit. And now I have a hemroid. And then my wife gave me kimchi, which blew out my fucking colon and gave me anvroid. So fuck kimchi and fuck Brazilian nuts. Dude, you got like those little balloons coming out of your anus? I think how riotants and pretend it doesn't know what a hubroids. are.

Really? Hemorrhoys, what's that? There's like something in your butt hole or something? Like, Ryan, we know you have fucking hemorrhoids right now, asshole. The Tony P's got two hemorrhoids that are on the camera on either side of him right now. Very annoying. What a weird I feel. I'm eating Brazil nuts and now I have hemorrhoids.

Yeah. That's a self-inflicted wound, Tony P. Yeah. That's what I mean. I think these guys are out of ideas. Well, what happens here is that things get derailed. Because it gets political. They start talking about the price of gasoline.

And so Tony is very much on the right. And Ron's very much on the left. And so these two start budding heads on this comedy show. The reason is cigarettes of $20. It's called a syntax. There's not a syntax on gas. It's me paying 40% of my money to the fucking government so they could do absolutely nothing.

Is that Trump's fault, too? Is that the Republicans fault? It's the fucking government. They're all on the same side. You're a fucking idiot. Stop talking. Tony. Just because you read books and can memorize stuff

and they gave you a piece of paper. Tony. And they said here, you're smart? It doesn't make you smart. Tony. Cave men. You called me a caveman. Yesterday you called me a caveman.

Yeah, I was watching. You called me a fucking caveman. You know what caveman did? Caveman thought. Cave men invented fire. Caveman invented the wheel. You know what guys like you do? Read books about.

the cavemen who did shit and do nothing but sit in your basement and complain about gas prices. Are you trying to tell me you drag women around by the hair? Is that what you just said to me? I'm just trying to tell you that just because somebody gave you a piece of paper from northeast to northwest and I couldn't give a fuck doesn't make you educate. Dude, Tony is a legit pissed at Ron. Yeah, he's upset, yeah. Because Ron called Tony a caveman earlier this week.

I'm surprised. Like, I would have went, he would have said. drag them around by the hair. I'd have been like, oh, what do you sell, Guyco insurance? Super Bowl can't get booked out Opie's show. Is he busy? Pretty good audition, though.

I could probably get in there, dude. I think you'd probably get in. All right, so now, Ron is going to fire back, because you can see that Tony was not having any fun with that. He's legitimately annoyed with Ron. So you got me riled up. By the way, Tony, you riled yourself up. I don't have the ability to rile you up.

You live in a democratic state. You have control of your emotions. I don't have the ability. You can wild up. That's on you, brother. That's on you. You're a grown man. Control your fucking emotions.

You wild me up. I talk about gas prices. You fucking brought Trump up, not me. And for you to say, I just pay it and move on is ignorant because other people don't have that ability. Hope he really knows how to steer the ship. Yeah, dude.

OPE's doing his hughy impression right now, I think. Right. He's doing the, whoa, what's going on over here, guys? This is wild, isn't it? No, it's horrible. Who would fucking listen to these two idiots to talk about their politics? And this goes out, I only pulled a couple clips there. This was on for quite some time on this program.

I'm kind of on Tony P's side, because I'm assuming he's the only one that actually drives a car. I think the other two probably either walk or don't have one. Yes, Ron the way or does not have a car. This is brought up to him many times. Why are you bitching about the price of gas ass? I'm actually buying gas. Ron doesn't even have a car. I love what Tony does here.

He really shuts Rod up. Tony, can I just ask you question? Because the caveman actually knows something. The caveman doesn't have a question. How would that work? How would that work? I don't talk about you when you're not in the room. Shush.

How would that work, though? I don't have children. I don't want to pay into child care. All right, listen. Listen. By the way, look, you're the one. I am calm and cool. I'm just saying.

You're getting worked up, bro. In New York City and I don't save much. K-man, K-Men, K-Men, you went to school and you think you're smart. That makes no sense. Dude, Opie's lost control. And I think he thinks this is gold. Yeah, of course. He thinks these two idiots arguing with each other,

oh, this is going to get clipped. This is great stuff. Yeah. Ron better watch his fucking step or ain't going to be nobody laughing at his comedy shows. Right. Right. Tony is his biggest cheerleader. I have one more clip out here

And apparently Ron doesn't even remember calling Tony P a caveman I didn't even know we called Tony a caveman I guess this is all about I don't even fucking remember But apparently that's too much That's too much

Cave man Watch the show Watch the show Ooga boogga booga Hey No that's Kevin Brennan's wife Yeah why are you bringing Mrs. Brennan to this

to be fair to Tony Ron does seem pretty riled up Yeah they're both pretty fucking riled up A little bit Jesus Yeah Dude I was listening to the episode Y'all are playing Ron And he was complaining about Jim Norton

Not Being funny And he went on a diatribe about He was the one fucking Chip Chippa At the comedy cella And all that shit Is anybody gonna tell him Like does he not understand What the whole concept of Chip Chippa son is

Right is anyone to tell him That's Opie Like it's a character Characterization slash embellishment of Opie. That's the whole premise, the crux of the fucking impression. He's the least funny guy who never knows what to say to make something interesting. And it's, it's opi. And Rod's just like, I don't get this chip character.

Why is it one livid with us? Because we all make fun of Opie. 100%. It's been happening a long time, Ron. Yeah. It's been going out for a very long time. Jody, you're familiar with our Wednesday episodes where we play. a game with a review girl

Megan. Gay. Is it gay? And she listens to too much, Tealtoe and sometimes pull out what we like to call gay thoughts. Gay thoughts by Aaron M. Holte, who's totally not gay. Pussy is gay. Pussy's gay.

What are you? In your 30s? Pussy's gay. Did you have your kids? Pussy's gay now. All right? You're gay if you're married with children and you like pussy. That's the gayest fucking thing you can be.

You're insecure, you're a homosexual, and you're overcompensating. Gay thoughts by Aaron M. Ho. He's got a lot of thoughts about being gay. Yeah, sure does. If pussy's gay, call me Freddie Mercury. All right, Freddie. Where do people find you? You're obviously

on shitty song of the week. Yeah, shitty song of the week. You can Google it. It's a music competition show. We got a Patreon Patreon.com backslash S-S-O-T-W Fun fact, this week with the Who's Right podcast?

We did a little crossover event. We had a music special, Carl. You want to guess how that fucking went? I know that Doug doesn't go fuck about music. Well, and that's pretty much we did a bracket, just like we do on our show. We had some contenders, and you'll be happy to know

that there were a few artists, Pat Monaghan from Train and a couple other notable figures that you would expect to see. But you'll come back king, might have made an appearance and it went pretty goddamn far into the competition. So if you'd like that, check out Who's Right YouTube. You can get to the bottom of that.

Corey Feldman. Now, Anthony from Who's Right actually loves music. So I can see him. He does terrible music. Yeah, but he would engage in the conversation. I remember Doug, we used to do a thing on the show forever ago that was, named the worst song by a good artist. Yeah, right.

Yeah, for sure. I remember Doug telling me before the show, he's like, by the way, Carl, if you're going to do that bullshit with me, I'm not playing along. I don't know anyone's songs. I don't give a fuck. And that was the end of that. Thanks, you're playing along, asshole. You're the best.

It was pretty fun. I think he brought, like, the Summer Girl song and My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas. Like, he had some strong fucking thing in there, yeah. Doug does come prepared. That is for sure. Good times with the-who-and-who-Sright. Check out who's right with Jody and Shitty Song of the Week. Let's find out what's going on on the Internet right now.

Internet News with Jen from the Jingles Department. From Patreon, Laser Jetfighter. makes an observation, beer cans, shit lawn, what looks like pens near the garage door, and a stack of tiles next to the front door. But Carl's house is laughable because of a nearby 7-Eleven opening up. Blar Samson isn't wrong, but late. What the fuck, Schizzoan? The Davilverse would have totally funded your trip to the Steeltoe anniversary show this year.

Extreme Bio-Arosol corrects us and explains his addiction. Nah. Chad's crowdfunding is a totally different beast. Chad raised money he didn't need for something he's probably not going to make. Jerry's video already exists, and I definitely need it. Backdoor Benji wants to know. Why is Carl so scared of shitting? Deluxe is feeling snubbed.

I guess my voicemail about Red Boys and Hondo pieces just wasn't good enough to make the cut. Sorry, your quad would have played it. Jeep driving sissy. It's a girl's car. I wasn't going to bring it up, but... From Reddit, practical ad writes, Dear the Queen, on behalf of Autis Everywhere, I want to apologize for Jerry. We're sorry.

We'll talk to him about this at our next meeting. Sincerely, the president of Autistics Anonymous. Light Erotic Frisking inquires, How is this guy not swimming in pussy? Jeff Dam opines. He's a cult leader who's desperately trying to start a cult. Every time he says school, I picture one of those janky rooms from the Branch Davidian compounds.

Papa Swam sums things up. Lead with Bible quotes. Fail, then shift to Andrew Tate. Love you, Jerry. Cyrillius reminds us, one week. He did this after one week of dating. Random 14330 scares us further with, Remember, he passed the psych evout and was a cop.

From Discord, Kung Fool shares, I made a joke on Tom Meyer's YouTube channel about Carl copying his comedic style. And he replied, Oh, I know. I have many imitators, but that doesn't bother me. Michael implores us to. Remember to buy Carl's candy and follow him in his candy van. From Facebook, Brendan Tatman suggests,

I think what needs to happen is Jerry Banfield needs to go on topic time hosted by the legendary Harrison Blake Young. We all see the hot young babes Harrison gets on his show, and I think he could show Jerry a few things that would help with his game. And from YouTube, MJW Truth points out, Kevin is so insecure that he's still threatened by a man over a decade dead. Chaz Venet writes, Wow, Kevin really loves burning his bridges.

Bashing Patrice is pretty fucked up and will only piss off people he's going to need soon. Big Moose 99. Chad is the henchman that turns on the boss at the end of the movie. The really bad movie. 76 Basil noticed. Jerry using the Bible to slay pussy. is fucked up. Jason Sinclair

offers the Queen should auction their texts. And DCJMS plays us out with, I hope the Queen owns a gun. Holy shit, you can think about that. If the Queen wants to sell the text messages for a reasonable price obviously, we're spending thousands of dollars

out of this Queen. Make it $2,000. No, shut up. Do you know what words of this? Maybe you can buy those for ICP. Yes, how much I seep do you want? I guess I'm over here and burn to the hole have some stock that made me think with

Sean coming on and the whole Ice Dancer saga and all that I hope that Jerry Banfield doesn't run into one of these real crazy broads because he might be fucking taking out alone to buy another Nintendo Switch if you catch my drift you know yes ice dancer does live in Florida as does Jerry

Banfield uh oh some bitch is going to ruin his life and that's the funniest part is he's on the receiving in right now trying to con these gals into coming to see but when he gets a hold of a ringer, dude, it's going to fucking ruin his life. Dude, it's funny you say that. A guy called in to the voicemail line with real life experience.

Check this out. Hello, this voicemails regards to Jerry Banfield contemplating international dating. I have firsthand account information of someone who imported a wife was divorced shortly afterwards and is paying the price. Now, it's probably going to be great for content if he pulls this off, but for your average everyday American Joe, I would definitely vote against it. Two points. Now, this person that you import, unless you know international immigration law, you're going to have to hire an attorney. I'm going to say, expect to spend at least $10,000 to $8,000 to get all the paperwork

that correctly. Second, that you may not be aware of when you import someone from a third world, second world country, you are technically financially responsible for them for 10 fucking years. Oh, no. Get up the plane, marry you at the airport, divorce you the next day, and you are on the hook for 10 years. Said somebody's house on fire. So, Jerry, there's 7 billion people on this fucking planet. I hope you get a good one, because otherwise you are going to be on the hook for a lot of money

for a decade. I don't think that was scared Jerry way at all. I will say, at least he's leaning towards the male order bride, because if he ends up going to Lithuania, he's going to be in a hostile movie where some gal is going to blow torch his balls, dude. It's going to be crazy.

M.A. L.E. Mail order bride? Yeah, that too. So, we are doing voicemails, and of course, this comes to us from Gary San Diego, rock and rolla up there in heaven, Gary.

It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mix. Rock and roll. A lot of voicemails about Jerry Banfield. This is a funny observation. I just keep thinking of Jerry Banfield walking into a bank with a handwritten t-shirt with his own name that says like single,

unemployed loser with two kids in a YouTube channel. Yes, I'd like a loan for $250,000, please. Really? That's so stupid. I hope he dresses better when he goes to the loan officer at the Chase Bank. It's a good point. Jesus Christ, man. Paco wagon on the Queen video.

Wow. That Jerry, oh, what's up, Carl's Paco? Anyway, they Gary Banffield's video. It's fucking crazy, dude. I just didn't think it was, I just had no idea. What the fuck, dude? That's not real. That's not real, dude.

What the fuck? There's no fucking away, dude. There's no fucking, dude. God damn it, Jerry, what the fuck, man? All right, man. Anyway, you know, that's fucking case. Shout out for scorch. We need more scorch on the show, man.

What's up? All right, later. All right, thanks, Paco. Yeah, I felt the same way you did, my friend. Oh, Jerry Banfield is down bad. No, I'm saying. I know you're a fan, Carl. You listen to Legion of Skanks at all, you know, Lewis J. Gomez?

Of course. So early on in their history, like one of the crux, like the cornerstones of the Legion of Skanks podcast, is the poem. Have you ever listened to the poem? I have, yes. It reminded me of the poem. Like why you were playing the Jerry Banfield clips. It's just, oh, this would have been better if he would have just rhymed a couple lines, I guess.

It might have been more effective. It also reminds everyone of the Gary Delabate tape. We tried to win the woman back. It's so embarrassing. God damn it, man. All right, more about Jerry. Hey, what's up, faggot?

Hey, I don't know if that fucking Banfield book that you got is real or not, but if it is, you should fucking do one of the reading deals, like, you read like John's book or whatever, or that other bitch's book.

That fucking slut. And, uh, hey, retarded. Vented sheets have been around for almost 20 years. It's not that big of a deal. But I never have them. You fucking rotten mouth, fucking faggot. I'm sorry, this is Carl, not Kevin

Brennan. Is he talking to you or me? the hidden cost of online fame i mean if i could read i would definitely do that on the show i'll read it oh yeah dude i was hoping he would say that i fell for it uh yes we should we should definitely go through these books there's got to be a lot of gold in that i have three of his books i bet we can order more if we wanted to uh someone's making a parallel with jerry banfield some of the parallels between Jerry Banfield and Elliot Roger are really pretty uncanny. I think it would be

pretty interesting and hilarious to go through some Elliot Roger stuff and kind of juxtaposes against Jerry Vanfield. Kind of really highlight the level of insanity that our boy Jerry is working with. All right. That's interesting.

Of course, Elliot Roger was a mass murderer in cell. He's on his way, Carl. He's in the Genesis form right now. I know. People are picking up on that. The one pun, Luigi and Trucker Andy are going over a Banfield book.

What? God damn it. You have to ask permission to go over. More about Jerry coming in. Hey, loser. I got an idea. It's been a long time since you've done a super cut of any of the podcast review. How about you do a super cut of Jerry Banfield saying,

me and I might be the longest super cut ever. That's a good idea. You probably do a whole show with that, Carl. Yeah. A little emergency episode. Last one I have on here, Schizzo Sean called into the show. Now, of course,

Schittoshen was on the show. Talking about his romantic adventures with Ice Dancer amongst other things that he did. Hi, my name is Schenzo, Sean. And so every time I talk, I talk like this. And when you make a joke,

So, I fuck these unattractive e-girls who are California five at best. Now it's funny again. My name is Cheshaw. I'm Schatzschild. Don't call me back. Thanks for calling him, Schizophrenc. Good to hear from you, buddy. Let me ask you a schizzo, John, do it fart.

What? Do it fart. You got to get your old man, Carl. You got to get on the Reddit threads and do it fart. I got to go, bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

Okay, bye. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. All right, everybody. This was a great podcast. It was very revealing. Ah, Carl, I love you.

Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes, oh, wow. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay, bye. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.

Nice.