Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep760 - David Lee Roth, Jerry Banfield, Opie, Kevin Brennan, Aaron Imholte

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

This week we’re rediscovering all the things we love and hate about David Lee Roth. He’s posting some bizarre videos where he rambles about chili dogs and how cool he used to be. This story doesn���t seem plausible but then I wasn’t a giant rock star in 1982 so who knows? It’s Whitney Cummings’ birthday “week.” Aaron Imholte reaches a new low by doxxing his ex-wife April’s new job and pretending he doesn’t want her to get harassed. Adam Busch has been trying to address Kevin Brennan’s slanderous accusations but KB is proving to be a coward. Unfortunately for him, everyone can see right through it. Even his devotees. Quadfather on BYB finally gets something right. But only one thing. Jerry Banfield had a date with a woman who hated his guts. And probably rightfully so, although they both seem terrible. The best part is Jerry telling her how dumb she is and then recording two vlogs reiterating it. Opie had Ron the Waiter and Erik Marino on the show. Opie gets a point for reprimanding Ron but loses all credibility for laughing at Erik’s dumb callbacks and non-jokes. Megan and Annie join the show for a round of “Is It Gay?”, the “Opie or Burr” game, Spotify comments, reviews, and your voicemails.  WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/k21LJJ5vcNM  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Kevin Brennan is doing everything to debate Adam Bush, except for going on a show and debate Adam Bush. B.I.B. makes a couple of good points. Jerry Banfield had the worst date of his life, and he loved it. Opie has Eric. Merino on to repeat the same joke over and over again. Megan and Annie will be here for a round of Is It Gay? Reviews and Voicemails.

But first, I got a heads up from Robo Schittstein MK9,000 in our Discord server. And you know, we have a channel in there, review suggestions. And I check that pretty frequently to find out what should we be checking out on the program, which we be reviewing over here. And he let us know, David Lee Roth is posting some weird ass shit lately on his

YouTube channel. And this one is pretty wild. It's called the $30,000 chili dog part one. It was posted five days ago. It has 20,000 views on it. It's only about three minutes long. But this is how the video starts off. And boy, Dave can really suck you into a story when he gets rolling. That's going to sting in the morning if I did it right. Diamond Dave right here saying what's the most expensive thing you ever had to eat? Don't go pointing at your thir thir thorn. Don't go pointing at your third wife now, because she used to be a supermodel and they don't eat shit. I used to date them. In fact, I learned how to eat from a supermodel. First, you've got to work. Kids, pay attention. This is a public service announcement. First, you got to work on your eating disorder. You want your head

to be about two sizes bigger than the rest of your body. So when they take the picture, it all kind of evens up here. Now, you'll see a lot of models doing what they call the noodle dance. back up just so they can see down here a little bit. And they can't dance like this. That's not a stylistic thing. It's because all the strength is gone in their core. They got just enough, just enough energy to say. More, more, more.

And it's expensive to go eat with them, but it has nothing to do with what's on the plate. It has to do with the doorway. Ow! And that price is going to sting in the morning. and I'll be back with your drinks in $182. Classic DLR got sidetracked immediately just to brag about fucking supermodels.

You guys can relate to this at home, you know, like your third wife who's a supermodel? Well, yeah, of course, David, yep. If it'll shut you up, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're totally on board with that. So, DLR comes in with a plan. And I remember this from his radio show.

We covered his podcast before. He'll have a couple of thoughts he's going to piece together in his head to start something. and then he just loses. A 71-year-old man, high energy. Give him that. He's still got that going for him.

I think doctors are confused for how this guy's still going. I don't even know if it's an old age thing. I think he's always been like this. Oh, no, he's always been like that. That's what I'm saying. It's impressed. I'm impressed that he's still the old DDR.

Ah, okay, yeah. We've always known in love. Classic DLR. Yeah. I feel like there's a part of him that learned Jackie the Jokeman's repertoire and just can't help but bust into it like some kind of Tourettes

in the middle of any story. story. He has six like joke book jokes ready to go. Right. And here's an example of that. I'm not sure they told this joke correctly, but he had to work it in. I went to places where the supermodels used to have something to eat, and I would eat what they ate. I remember one very fine place in New York City. Oh, my God. They gave me a bucket, a feather, and three potato chips to barf them up. They did that in the wrong order. Okay? Because he was like, wait, what a fucking,

Oh, okay. I get the potatoes just first, then the feather of the bucket, I would imagine, right? It's the Chad Zumach method. It sounds like a joke. I guess. Okay. Fair enough. Can we get back to this expensive food thing, you know, those expensive thing you ever ate?

I want to know about that. What's the most expensive thing in Hollywood to eat? Would you ever have the porter house at the palm? Oh, that's good. And it's well worth going to. Would you go to Peter Lugar and have a little. the Peter Lugar steak sauce because I highly recommend it, and that'll cost you half your mortgage, too. You can go to Las Vegas to No Boo, and oh my God.

My favorite Korean expression, it's a toast, is sign you, and you say sign me, especially in Las Vegas. But the most expensive thing that you can have in Hollywood is not on the map. It's not on the menu. In fact, it's not at Muzzo and Frank's Grill. It's at Pink's Hot Dogs. Colin put up a picture of pink's hot dogs on the corner at Mel Rose and Lebray and it's been there forever. I ate pink's hot dogs for four and a half years when Van Halen was planned. Places with sawdust on the floor.

A lot of you don't know what I'm talking about. A lot of us don't. But I've lost a few of you along the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fell off the trail a while back there. Come back and get me? He goes, those expensive food did this place called Pink's Hot Dogs. But before that, he goes, you can't find out a map.

This is this place not having a dress? Yeah. I imagine they do, right? Put up the picture. Very easy to find. Yeah. Right. Exactly. It's a pre-centralized location.

Everyone knows where it is. So this is like the beginning. By the way, the stylistic approach that he has here is doing black and white, and he's got the cowboy hat and the weird get-up and he's cracking the whip and stuff like that. Some people think that he's enhancing it with AI and post or something. I don't know. I'm not sure what the deal is. But,

uh, because the DLR knows that he's getting up there in age, but he also knows that, uh, he's cooler than the kids. But it builds character and that's who you're looking at. The character. They say kids are the future.

Fuck the kids. I'm your future. Pay attention. There's a public service announcement. And that's how part one ends. Oh. Now, if you're like me,

as if you don't have a podcast as your hobby or job, you would never watch part two. You know what I mean? You're like, all right, well, he's being a weirdo again. But I decided, like, let's find out what he's talking about. Let's be professionals. Let's be professionals. Let's get through it together.

And starting with part two of the $30,000 chili dog, this one has 67,000 views. So it's doing much better from a viewpoint standpoint. And I think part of the issue is because he actually did this one in color. So I'm not sure why these two came out separate days. Very different lengths, different styles. But he's going to set the scene for us. Oh, Polova!

I'm hungry again. Ooh, those words were expensive. There's seven of us in the car. This is back in the day, okay? And I've got my Perdisco Japanese Hitachi shoulder motor lap bomb, right? I'm carrying around. I'm actually not carrying shit. That's why the bodyguard is here.

And he carries the stereo. And this is one of those dual port cassette spins with the repeat. And you can get the separable. Try pronouncing that three times after two shots of Patron. Okay. So he's painting a scene here, seven guys in a limo. He's got a boombox and a security guy holding on to or something. Dual cassette player.

Dual cassette, pretty sweet. You can dub sums for your friends. But he just said, That's a word that's hard to say. I try doing that after a few shots. And that gets him off on another tangent, of course. Can't help himself. And I apologize.

If I'm a little bit distant or dizzy during this broadcast here, I had a little difficulty. It was early when I got up, went into the bathroom. I thought I was going to have two Advil and a little sip of water. And I accidentally took two Vicodinan and three shots of Petron. So fuck y'all! Don't change your channel because I'm on all the rest of them too. Imagine spending one evening with this guy. Well, I feel like I have.

I'm going to bring it back to another bar analogy here. You get stuck with one of these assholes. And they're going to ramble and ramble, but they're testing you. At some point, is the bartender going to call me out this being utter horseshit? Or is he just going to keep nodding and smiling? Which was, the latter was usually my tactic. See, you think there's too much humanity in people. You think they're testing you?

You're assholes think they're being the most entertaining person you've ever seen at the bar. They love themselves. I am a sucker. Right. David Lee Roth, the fact that Van Halen lasts as long as they did going on all those tours. Yeah. Because it's just like, yeah, they can't get along with this guy. What?

You don't say. You notice what I was saying, though? It starts off with like, you know, most specifically you ever ate. And I'm talking about your third wife who's a supermodel. I used to hang out with supermodels. He's got the jokes and he's got the blah blah blah. And now it's just kind of like, yeah, I just do it, Vicodin and then drinking this morning. And it's just like, I think you're kind of losing the plot here.

And then it's like someone told him or he wants to be like an every man. He's got his hat on. I'm not a rock star. I'm just going to be out in the woods and be normal. But within a couple words, he like stuttering John, he can't help but like name drop and mention how what a big star he was and how he wishes he was back there. right now with his own very personal hamburger with a whip. God, if this is the every man,

I want out. He starts getting a little repetitive now with the storytelling. So where were we? I'll tell you where we were. We're headed from the Hollywood Athletic Club, which is up on Sunset Boulevard near Gower. And there's seven of us in the limousine.

We are traveling now to Medford, Oregon. This is in the glorious, the fourth time we're flavor of the week. In the mighty van halen and who thinks of any kind of preparation the idea of show up the day before oh that might require planning and that's what's going to make my house water planning that smells like homework forget about it so there's seven of us in the limousie thank you for recapping jesus christ and i like that just as you were saying adam you picked up on this before like he even

went full on into it he has to start bragging and telling you about how fucking cool they were in Van Helen. They just lived their lives on their own terms. No one can tell them what to do. It's like, all right. You were a big strong star. Yeah, yeah. We remember.

A lot of us were there for it. All right. So let's get back to this hot dog, this chili dog. This name of the freaking video series. $30,000 chili dog. And, of course, David is hungry in the back of the limo, even though they should be going to the airport. And we're headed to the LAX airport.

And we're going to do. the rock and roll show in Medford, Oregon, later on that evening, and the words, pull over. I'm hungry now. I sound like a supermodel. Nice call back. Eric Marino would be proud of that one. Remember we're talking about the supermodels before? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. All right, so they order chili dogs because they're hungry, as you've heard them say. I'm not sure what this detail means to any of this? We pull over and somebody says, one of the secretaries, Dave,

we might be late for the plane. And I utter the words, so fucking what? But I said it in Hebrew, nobody understood me. We all ordered up chili dogs. I had one that had mustard and onions and I did not reconnoit or don't expect me to spell that one

after two shots of vodka. That the extra mustard onions might just cost me that flight to Medford, wherever the Look, dad is. It's an organ. He said that he said it's meant for an organ. Why would extra onions and mustard cost him the flight?

How much times does he say to apply these mustard and onions to a chili dog? I was confused about that. I think he missed his flight because he's mixing Petronin and vodka. Also, I would argue the chili dog didn't cost $30,000. That wasn't the price of this chili dog at this place. Maybe bad decision making. I'm just like kind of skipping a hat I think might happen

in this story. So yeah, let's get there. Let's talk about these ramifications. We got to LAX just in time to watch the airplane take off into those wild blue yonder skies of the California Dreaming

Vista. Ah, shit. So we drive ourselves in the van ice and we rent ourselves a jet, which in those days was $30,000 In today's green That's a little bit or closer to $120,000 all in

I guess I was right about that The $30,000 is actually to get a plane When they missed their flight It had nothing to do with the cost of a chili dog at all So I thought that was no point of this story Expensive food But turns out, nope The story was all about

Bragging about the ability to go rent a plane At the last minute And fly to Oregon and not just any plane, a pretty nice plane. A $30,000 chili dog. Woo! Oh, talk to Big Daddy. All seven of us pile into a jet, and it's a great one.

It's big enough to walk with your heads up. You don't have to huddle or any of this shit. It ain't a helicopter. And we start driving. We take off, and we get going up towards Medford. Now, keep in mind, this is like how many years ago, okay? Rules and restrictions. a little bit different.

They're a lot fucking different. And we get north of Bakersfield and one of the secretary says to one of the pilots, can we do that weightless thing? He needs a different drop on his soundboard than the whip. Yeah, I know. It sounds like you're able to do a chat show with a lot more

energy and preparation. Do you think he's ever been just punched in the face? I bet he can dodge. Yeah, yeah. He's martial artists. He did learn martial arts. Yeah. It would be so fun to watch that.

All right. So now we're in the air. The chili dogs are long past that. There's a lot of time to go. I'm like, this isn't a story about chili dogs. What happened to the chili dogs? Yeah, right. Was it good?

Did you enjoy it? Did you get a second? I'll never know. Because now we're in unlawful airspace or lawless, I should say. Lawless airspace. They can do anything they want. And, you know, they're talking about like, oh, we'll go to zero gravity. That'll be fun.

And I'm like, come on, this has to be a drug story. Shut up, David. You might want to buckle in, which to us means we ain't buckling shit. So he enters into the arc. And I did not know that somebody had said all of this. I'm the preamble, yo. So I had did a line of blow. And this is not just cocaine, that horseshit, pasty crap from the Netflix series.

kids are doing. That's for pussies. We were at team back then. There's no I or me and team but there's a you and pussy. You pussies don't know blow till you saw this. This did not come from south of the fucking border. You know I oblo. This came from a company in

the United States. It has about the size of three of those great big British Guinness beers like a pint or some shit. And it's surgical, pharmaceutical grade. Don't ask me to spell grade not now because I'm excited. Oh, Now that we're talking about Coke,

I was going to say he's getting real coherent again, isn't he? I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. You know, I'm getting the good Coke. The kind of they make it to the United States. Oh, I didn't realize that was where the good Coke was. Why are we in Portland at that? I get mine from Netflix. Yeah, me too.

But that's where the kids get it. But you see, like, all of a sudden, this is the daily Roth that we know and love. He's got a drug story to tell us. And this one's pretty wild. I'm not sure that this is, possible, but this is how he remembers it. And I had laid out a line

as long as my forearm. Go ahead and show that forearm right. Fuck in there. Gotcha. And I laid out a line as thick as my thumb all the way down the armrest, just like this, okay? And as the plane entered

into the gravity arc, I had forgotten about the line, okay? Because I was looking at one of the secretaries. We had a couple of girls with us. We had the text and so forth. And Just as I felt my hat start to lift off my head, so did the line of blow. All right. Now we have conflict.

You know, for a while there, we're just kind of like, we're all on Easy Street. We've got all the money in the world. We're just a rock band. Now it's like, oh, shit, whatever did you do, Mo? Now I'm concerned about everyone. I mean, if Homer can eat potato chips in zero gravity, I think DLR can snort him a giant line. Any predictions of what's going to happen next Adam? He's going to whip another slave on that plantation there.

That's very possible. All right, well, good foreshadowing by producer, Chris. But it must have been kind of sticky or something because it's stuck together. No shit, this Lord's tree. And the whole line came up off the armrest. Get this, Rohan, in slow motion. And it must have been a little moist because it's stuck together. They're just long enough for all of us to be astonished.

We never seen shit like that ever in our lifetime. And then it got better. One of the girlfriends, I won't say her name because she's watching this right now. I'm absolutely sure in her second husband probably has no idea about her personal history. Floats over, no shit, like in the space shuttle thing. And calmly, without even a blink, takes that little tube she has around her neck specifically for this purpose, floats over, and does an air toot. Okay, you have mislabeled these videos, David.

I'm going to let you know. The chili dog was not the important part of the story. No, air toot would have been the title. Ertute is, that's better than air bud. Yeah. I'm watching a story about air tuning. Is anyone buying this? No.

This is impossible, right? It made me think of Corey Feldman, like they should do a counterpoint thing together. Oh, yeah. just make up ridiculous stories that they actually believe happened. They're like, we told you to be relatable. All right, well, things get silly after that. We got all the way as far as the middle of the fourth air toot when the pilot finishes the parabolic arc.

So according to him, they're all gathering around this floating light of cocaine and taking turns, snorting this flying cocaine. and then eventually gravity kicks back in. The parabolic arc. Oh, no! And the thing explodes. And now there's dust all over the whole cabin and all over everybody.

And we're trying to hang on because everything is selling. The ash trays, everything, and the music is playing. It's on repeats. The same song over and fucking over and over and over again. And I'm going quick. Turn off the air conditioning.

Turn off the pressure. Turn off the air. Oh, shit. I can't even crack my whip. Oh, everybody's hysterical. Well, I'll give him this. He's doing it in one take. Yeah, yeah.

It's pretty impressive, I suppose. I have many questions about this. Okay. So, yeah, I feel like before the pilots sent it into zero gravity, they should have been like, does anyone have anything they don't want flying around the atmosphere?

Yeah. You might want to secure that at this time. There's ashtrays. Like the asterase buzzed me out a lot more than the light of Coke. Oh, a lot more. That's fucking gross as hell. And cassettes can repeat a song. Dude, they're listening to this one song over and over again, then.

Over and over again. You're going to love it, too, when you find out what the song is. No. Oh, no. So Dave really paints a picture here. I think we're going to think we're all there. So all the chairs and everybody had it in their hair cut to like a Bing Crosby white Christmas fucking thing. Except I'm Jewish and I see it sparkling and it didn't look like Dine.

It looks like the sidewalks of New York City down around 26th Street. That's sparkle. And it smelled like pink bubble gum. What a happy memory. We just entered into like one of Grandpa's really happy memories. Yeah. Getting all misty. I know.

Every time about the time we were all covered in cocaine on a private flight to a rock show. No, Grandpa. Hey, you look like a sidewalk. I'm scared. Can be away from grandpa. Yeah. He's got a whip. At this point, he's all excited.

It is a happy place. He loses the plot. I don't know why. Get the fuck out. I don't know why this entered into it. Cut to this. Ow! Okay, we're going to do some tricks in the airplane here.

First, we're going to do what's called the 200-yard putt. You hold the cup. I'll take the broom. I'll hit the ball. and by the time that ball goes slow and into your cup, we did about two fucking miles at 700 miles an hour. Oh!

Beat that, Tom Brady. He's fucking a supermodel, right? She ran off with a jujitsu player. If I was sufficientia port de gas, you know I'd do, baby. I'm a arm lock you! Yeah! Yeah! Okay. Just kidding, Tom. Because she was public. Come on, this fucking guy.

Adderating. The fuck is wrong. He got himself so worked up. Talking about that Brady's ex-wife. Golfing. All right. You guys ready to wrap things up? I didn't like the way he said jujitsu.

He didn't like that. Well, he's Jewish, so he's a lot of to say that. Still didn't feel right. At least he's not making fun of Scientology. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You told me not to play that video. I'm not playing that video. Thank you.

Yeah, no worries. All right, I think it's time to wrap this off, right? Like, we got... This is where Eddie comes out of his private room, playing scales. He's like, can you guys keep it down? It's got the mud mask on. Get back to work. This has been a public service announcement.

Kids, when this is over, you're going to miss this. Fuck you all. On the future. And I just want you all to realize that I don't give a fuck if you subscribe. Tell a friend, bring them back next week. If you hated it, tell an enemy, send them back to... Oh, by the way, the song that was playing over and over and over again in that airplane, we must have listened to that son of a bitch, 124 times, was the theme from Caddyshack.

I'm all right. Don't nobody worry about me. See you next week. Don't make me come chase you. I'll do an arm bar. Brick your fucking shoulder. Nothing says decadence like Kenny Loggins. I love the thought of the fan-halet brothers tamper their toes to Kenny Loggins on the way to the gig.

Play it again? Yeah, yeah, keep it going. I'm thinking about the Gopher. This is hilarious. I love this song. Anyway, I'll see you next week, David Lee Roth. Appointment viewing from now on. I would have to imagine if you're following David Lee Roth's social media in 2006, this is.

this is what you're here for. Um, that's what you want. You're getting it. That's what I'm saying. Like, I started off going like, why is he talking about this?

Who would possibly care about this? And then when we got to, uh, the cocaine floating in the sky and the hot chicks, snoring it out of the sky before David got to, I bet there's a lot more arguing about that back in the day. Hey, it's my fucking Coke you bitch.

Yeah. I think Cavalton's in the chat summed it up when they said, Hamala, Bibola, Zeebibola, How old people is he to LaBah? That actually makes way more sense. It does than what we just heard. It is time for our... Grinch of the week.

Grinch of the week. This is Whitney Cummings on the Good for You podcast. And she put out a show four days ago, 172,000 views on it. Very impressive. 59 comments. Oh, okay. Anyway, let's see what she's talking about

because she's got a big exciting announcement to make. Hey, guys, this is my birthday week. And for my birthday, how about my tickets to come see me do stand-up comedy? I am starting my tour next week. The 11th and 12th is the first week when we kick off. And I'm coming all over America. Gross. It's my birthday week.

I'm hilarious. Oh, my gosh. I'm closing my eyes. Hold on. What is this? So my birthday, well, my birthday is September 4th, but Beyonce's birthday is also September. 4th, so I moved mine.

I have the same problem with Justin Timberlake. Oh, good one. There you. Wait. Wear them. Actually, hold on. The whole episode. These are gardening gloves, but let me tell you something.

No, thanks. Let me just read the description of this. It says, for Whitney's birthday, she wants to do a random show with zero prep or plan, and the result is exactly what you think. An ADD fever dream, but also. Raygun. As opposed to all the prep she's always doing

during the week normally. Yeah, I didn't know if she's like trying to like fool us into thinking that normally she's prepared for these shows or something. It's normally a tight ship.

I don't know what they're doing over there, but spinning a lot of wheels. You know, going nowhere. All right. Let's talk about a guy we don't talk about

this show very often. I do talk about quite a bit during the week. I will not be on this little piggy this Friday because the ice stoops are playing. Check us out at the beer garden 7 p.m. Friday night

if you're in Western New York, The Ice Stups.com. For more information, what did I say? Garden. Beer Park. You think about Ron. Yes. Yeah, we'll be at Beer Park on Clinton.

Yep. Clinton and April. She gets something, right? Yeah, Rochester, New York. Yeah, if I'm going to promote the show. Rock and roll. I might as well get something. Is it your birthday week?

And I'm not going. All right. Anyway, my point is that I wanted to cover a little bit of Aaron Holt from the Steeltoe Morning Show. Please. Please. Please, guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, Venmo. Maybe, you know what, maybe we don't deserve it.

On the subreddit, the Steeltoe begging show, my buddy Bubble Popper posts all the great clips from the week. And Aaron has a new producer on the show, which won't surprise anyone. He's doing the same thing that all of these idiots are doing now. And for some reason, they're all, like, proud of it. It was a simpler time. Dark Wind says, I agree. Your AI slop has been horrible. The one you've been playing is okay.

Win for the toe. Win for the toe. GP Granny says Aaron being a winning bitch Wednesday. Winning bitch? That's my new nickname. I am the winning bitch, Aaron Imholt. Welcome to the show. We've got a good one for you today.

Lots of fun stuff to talk about. ChatGPT told me so. ChatGBTGPT told me to tell you that the show we have today. has a lot of viral topics. Just letting you know what my new friends at Chat GPT said. I send in the links that we're going to talk about and it tells me this is shit.

Tells me if I should be following anything else. You know, I just let it check my work. I don't want ChatGPT doing my work for me. I just have it check my work and I go, what should I call tomorrow's show? This is where it starts, Aaron. This is where it starts. And then eventually,

you're opi. That's where it starts. Oh, he's out of his way. Having an AI producer. They said, call it a big fat retard tries to hang on and cling by his fingernails

to whatever relevance he may have ever had at one point that he was probably lying to himself about then. All right, I take it back. Chat GBT, BT actually has been to the research.

That's perfect. I think when Aaron's being self-deprecating because it's so accurate and then he tries to do the I'm the best and everyone watches my show is the best product like all right this is the part that no one's buying Aaron and I said that's a little wordy what else you got

and he said how about Jimmy Kimmel's a cunt and I said that works better so the producers said that today is a great show they also said Aaron thank you very much for using me we're going to need to build a data center in a black neighborhood because of this

and I said well as long as it's a black one get it because he's racist yeah good stuff Aaron did something this week then I was actually surprised I didn't think he would just stoop to this level where they brought up a chat a paid chat

that decided to give out some information about his second wife ex-wife April Anderson who has decided to leave the internet and live a private life and we don't get any news about her just to put herself out there at all she's been doing this for over a year now

and for the most part, it seems we're all on the same page. April made the right decision. This is what you should be doing. Summer saying has donated $20 and says, thanks for the show today. Here is some money so you don't have to sell furniture. Went to. Yesterday, your ex-wife was working.

No. Okay. Now, what Style 19 is done here, and I've seen a bunch of, I've seen other Clippers pull this, I'll throw Joe Burrow. I've seen some shows cover it. everyone is redacting the person identifiable information where it's saying,

hey, I went to the store and April's working there. Aaron just plays it right there on the show. I mean, he obviously can read that thing reads it very slowly. Can obviously see exactly what this is. And he's just letting it get out there and docks his ex-wife. You're kidding. Really? Now, wait a minute, Summer.

You're joking. You're not being serious. No, just leave it up there as long as possible. Have a conversation with a guy who can't possibly respond. Wait a second. We'll get it from this ankle over here. Is anyone screen capturing this right now? But you could if you want to do what?

This is enraging. Do you want to send this to Chad Zumach and Kevin Brennan and other people who will fuck with them with her? Because yeah, Chad with immediately, like, I'm going to call her work. Cool. She doesn't want to talk to you. I'm not going to try to get her fired. You wouldn't be able to.

That's a joke. I can't tell if that. That's a joke or not. I will say this. She did laugh if you want. She did want, she always wanted to sell furniture. Yeah, I think the argument was, I'd rather be selling furniture. I'm leaving you, Aaron.

You're keeping me from my dreams. He couldn't do this. Like when we were setting this up, she wanted to do this. But she also, she wanted to leave her job at DZERC that she was at. She wanted to sell furniture. so that would make sense. So she hated that job that she had so badly. She would either sell furniture or marry Aaron Holt.

I've hated jobs before, but wow. No shit, really. Well, I'm not going to say, you just said the town. I'm not going to say the city. I don't. Hold on a second. Isn't that town more specific than the city? Yeah.

You just gave the street address. I'm going to say what state it's in. So I'm a hero. Another win. What? Yeah, what the fuck was that? You just said the town. I'm not going to say the city.

I'm guessing it's in Minnesota. I don't know. 50-mile radius around you. But it's Springfield, so it could be anywhere. People, you know, shouldn't go in there and bother her. She's, I mean, good for her trying to build a life. Good for her trying to build, as if she hasn't progressed way further than he has since their marriage is dissolved. Trying to build a life.

I don't think she's way happier than it. Aaron is not bitter about this. It's still bringing this up. Aaron brings up April all the time, passive-aggressively. Yeah. There might be moments in her day. She doesn't even think about it. I would imagine there's a bunch. He believes that if she were to see him now doing this, it would be winning. I still have the show.

I'm still keeping it afloat. Not like, oh, that was her worst nightmare that she'd leave for a couple years, come back, and you'd be doing exactly the same thing. The thing that you promised her you wouldn't be doing in a few years. They're on the show together. If we're still begging for money a year from now, then we're changing everything up. And here he is, still begging for money.

This is worst case scenario, Aaron. But also, I believe they call this a dog whistle. Now, I know people are messing with her. I'm just still leaving all this information up on the screen. The last thing I'd want to have happened for somebody to go fuck with her at her job. You know, outside of the fucking shit pit she was in. That was your house. You're still there, idiot.

It's a peach pit. I want to do this moron. That's a good thing. Wow. That's, you know what? That's actually a good thing. I'm going to be honest. Like, you got to make a living, right?

You got to have a job. Hold on a second. Why would I even think anything other than that? Actually, guys, I'm going to go out and go on the limb and say, like, her being gainfully employed is a positive. I think we're entering the part of the show where he starts arguing with himself. Yeah. And his thoughts.

I mean, the way he paints the picture of April is that. she was just like this strong out drug addict who couldn't get her shit together and had no hope in life. And now it's like, hey, I saw your ex. She's working this job. He's like, I actually think that's a positive thing. I'm sorry. What's the alternative? Oh, no, I was having some emotions and I just wanted to talk myself out of it.

Yeah, exactly. And the lengths he has to go to present a story as if he's the professor teaching a lesson makes it sound so ridiculous like this. Good for her. She has a job. We know that. Yeah, we're also happy for her. And we'd love it if nobody knew where she was working at. And selling for, I'll be honest, I like selling shit.

Like, I liked selling ads. You saw a lot of shits. The amount of shit selling, you do, my friend. Maybe I only liked it because it was my show, but I like the, I like establishing the interperson connection. I like convincing the person that my product can help them. I like helping people. Okay.

his version of selling is Come on, guys, we gotta get the 700 memberships by 10. I can only imagine him in this store just being like, if I don't sell four more audibins today, my boss is gonna be so pissed off at me. Like, I don't need one,

one or one or four. I'm sorry, Aaron. I can't help you with this. He just wants to help people. You see, I always try and help people. Because what else are we here for? What else are we here for? All these locales,

I'll think that they're living life better than the rest of us. in that way that's mutually beneficial making a deal so it's fun there's nothing wrong with selling furniture

that's an honorable profession who is he arguing with somebody's got to sell you furniture uh blue duckling see that's how I feel about selling heroin he was all upset with Haley yeah someone's got to sell it well yeah

right you don't just want heroin to go away do you I mean was there to be a pickup box somewhere actually could there be a pickup box somewhere? The outer system? Yeah. This isn't working at all.

With a dollar, thank you. Louis Dukling has donated $1 and says, hey, Bigtoe. Did you see that Moody and Melton lost $10,000 to super tips? I saw that my boy Flimsy and NJ. Ranger who runs Super Shout, really good guys.

I saw. All right, then he gets off into this this other thing which is like he doesn't like Moody and Patrick Mellick because they make fun of him. So that whoever makes a system it's similar to theirs, they're the really good guys.

Of course. Salt of the earth, these guys. Brilliant idea. They don't like my enemies? They're fucking awesome. Amazing in every way. So anyway,

that's Aaron doxing his ex, April, and I've been seeing everyone else cover it with tact and recognizing like, yeah, there's no reason to call this woman. There's no reason to go to the store to mess with their, She'd want something to do with you or this.

You can just leave her alone. You could almost hear Aaron ask, did she mention me? How'd she look? Oh, yeah. That was like when Suthering John was first talking to Gorillo. He goes like, yeah, I actually ran into the Gary at a Mets game a year ago. Did he mention me?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, how long before he brought me up? He's like, well, he talked for 20 minutes. You never came up. No, I didn't. Bought me a $30,000 hot dog. It was a pretty good chili. I don't even remember.

Remember it made us late. All right. Do I have a stinger for Kevin Brennan? What do I feel like that's a thing that we got recently? Am I stupid? What do we got here? I think I'm stupid. I'm an idiot.

How's that? That's pretty good. All right. Let's get into Kevin Brennan's stuff because, as you guys might remember, Adam was supposed to go on Chad Zumach's channel last Friday. And Kevin was going to come on so the two of them could finally discuss these things that Kevin's been accusing Adam of. there's a long list.

I'm sure we'll get into all of those things. And Anna's point was just like, I mean, you talk all this shit, and it's easy to win an argument when there's nobody there to respond to you. But how about you talk to me and I can respond to you? And Kevin Brennan, he's a tough guy, right?

Yeah. It's a word smith. You should have no problem dealing with this. Well, instead, he decided to change the parameters of this conversation and make it more difficult. It's simple. It's a simple thing. Simple requests. It's a simple thing to do. Just show me the last time you got paid. Show me a 1099. Show me anything that you got paid. And then we could have a debate like gentlemen.

All right. So right before you went on Chad show, you had the link. Kevin had the link. You're ready to go. And then Chad shoots you a text message with the screenshot of Kevin requesting that you bring proof that you've been paid in the last 18 months as an actor. Yep And why did this change at the last minute? What happened? I have no idea. He's been saying I'm out of work for a long time, so we showed him stuff I'd been doing.

We showed him my IMDB. None of this is acceptable. He says, suddenly, and by the way, like, it wasn't like show me and we're going on. It's the thing is canceled. He needs to provide this, and then I will meet with him. And he thinks that doesn't come off

like a scared little baby. Well, right. I mean, obviously he's hoping that you'll say no to these new terms so that he doesn't have to have a conversation with you. Anybody watching would see, oh, well, that guy doesn't want to do the debate because he's scared. Right. And he tries to spin it. Just come on. Bring a whole stack. Stick it to me, Adam. Stick it to me. I would love to see how well he's doing. And he can black everything, blacken everything out or redact it, I guess it's called. but you get a 1099 or any pasteub and you get a Sharpie and you black everything out.

You can do it the old-fashioned way. I'm sorry, how much work should you be putting into this project for KB? Why does he have to jump through hoops? It's so ridiculous. Is he going to be doing the same thing to prove that he's worked as a comedian within the last 18 months? I don't think he would tell you he did. I mean, he did that Rodney's gig, but he wasn't even on the show.

He was just kind of, I'm seeing it. I'm sure he got paid for it. I would imagine he got something. Legendary comic like that. appearing at a small club. Of course. Now, by the way, what he just said, this is it. This is the entirety of his three-hour show.

He says he doesn't want to waste time debating me, but he wants to spend the entirety of a show debating me while I'm not there, saying the same thing over again, and it just gets a little more inflammatory each time. Like, here he's going to say what he just said, but it gets a little gay. Okay. I would just, like, see proof. Shut, stick it in my face.

Stick it to me. Show me where you got paid and I'll shut the fuck up. Okay. Seems kind of gay. Right. So it starts off with just like, hey, guys, I'm just looking for answers. I just want to know what's going on, you know? I just, if you show me you've been paid as an actor, then I'll take it all back and we can start from that spot.

Like gentlemen. Just asking questions. Just asking questions. Right, right. And then, you know, you and I can have a civil conversation and get to the bottom of our differences. Yep. Unfortunately, he starts smelling his own farts, starts to get this confidence going because there's no one else on the screen to tell them otherwise.

And that's when the new accusations come out. But Adam Bush, again, he's a Scientologist. All they know is how to lie. They've been lying for decades, if not centuries. So they lie, lie, lie. And then everybody else backs up their lie. And then the woman who got raped, she's like, yeah, I think I still got raped, though. Adam.

Who was that? So apparently if a Scientologist is convicted of rape, that every Scientologist is a rapist? also I'm a Scientologist and a rapist What he's doing he's battling the chat All the chats coming in for this entire three hours Are why aren't you having him on stop being scared And he just has to keep repeating the same thing

So it gets more crazier and crazier So now we can't debate because I'm a Scientologist And I'm a rapist But he's got to up that And a liar too Yeah Scientologist liar it's all the same So now he's got to up that for the next one But again it's these guys just

They're all Scientologists. They're all just whatever the guy said, you got to agree with. She wasn't raped. She wasn't raped. Now, we're all Scientologists, and we're all rapists. Who's getting a lumped to do this now? We're a gang.

Yeah, wow. Do I miss the initiation? I apologize. Can I still be in the club? Well, you wouldn't remember. But you see this association he does? I once worked with a Scientologist, so I'm a Scientologist. Of course.

Scientologists have, so I raped. You work with somebody who work with it. So now you're all rapists and you're all Scientologists. Does he think he's fooling people with this level of thinking? Well, here's the thing. There's about 200 people that will only watch this and they won't watch any other coverage. They're not like us who like to see all of it and inside. They're only going to see this so they believe it.

They never ever get to hear pushback, which is why no one is allowed on his show with a different opinion, and he will not show a clip of us that he hasn't watched in advance and decided what his audience can see and what they can't because he knows he will not just click on us blindly. He has to see it the night before because he's scared. He knows once they hear other things like this. The entire chat is against him. All the people are like this doesn't make sense. If it's a waste of time to argue with him, why are you doing it now without him?

Yeah, that's the part that's wild. This guy, he loves sniping. He's constantly finding who's on the line right now and they'll just pop their show up and just watch it. But when it's you and me, he will not watch it live. The only thing he loves more than sniping is people talking about him.

That's what he's looking for. He's scouring the internet, looking for people talking about him. But if it's us, he cannot do it. Yeah, so he's gaslighting his audience. And it's the same reason, and Aaron's going to get excited. I brought up his name here.

Same reason why Aaron Immo won't have me on his show. Oh, my audience won't like it. It'll be so boring. wrong. It'll be fucking awesome. You won't have me on because you're lying to your audience and gaslighting them and you don't want someone coming on who's going to say, yeah, no, this is reality. You're making all of this up old bad.

And they know they can't respond. They have nothing to fight back with. Well, they do have something to fight back with. And that would be all the money that Kevin's been making from YouTube. This is the only thing that matters in the world. Oh, look at him. Look at him. See?

See, Adam? See how simple it is? So I went first. Now it's your term. Show me where you made some money. And 94 cents. Isn't YouTube adorable? You think they'd round it up.

$528,000, $3258. How do you even say that? $528,354. And $94. Yay. Nobody knows. Adam, Adam, uh, your turn. Show me where did you make some money.

Police. Please. Can I help Kevin out? Because I just remembered. He didn't even say that $520,000. That's my net! I knew we had something. Uh, yeah, so he's showing off his, uh, all-time income from YouTube.

There's a lot of people who just showed the last 10 years of their life and have, $500,000. It's not that it's a present what he thinks it is. A screenshot of a website that says estimated income from 2016. And he's proud of it. Estimated it. Can I show you

a web? In fact, the chat does. They show him a website that says I made $5 million. And they send him a screenshot. So obviously that's comparable with whatever he just showed. It's a website on the internet. No. Yours is lying, obviously. Wait. One of the

things I checked, they don't even have it right. First of all, the five millions of joke. And second of all, and somewhere, I think on his IMDB, they said he's, it can be seen every Wednesday on who are these podcasts where he gets paid. I'm like, he don't get paid. He don't get paid. Let me see if it's on his IMDB. He doesn't find my IMDB. No. Roger, don't you pay you? Yes, Roger Daltrey pulled out his checkbook. I have a feeling he might have worked for free. And for Roger Daltrey. We'll see.

We'll see. Yeah. That makes sense. He's still going. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's the show. This is the show.

Jesus Christ. I'd have to say, if Adam comes down here every single Wednesday and I'm not paying him, wouldn't that be evidence that Adam's actually pretty wealthy? Yeah. I mean, honestly, like the fact that he would spend this much time over here on a program, it's making money and not ask for any money, I'd be like, oh, I guess you don't need it then. Good on to you, man.

Adam pays us. That's the rumor we should start. That's a good route. I like that. Somehow I'm keeping the lights on, the internet going, the streaming happening. Yeah, it's such a bizarre argument to make.

Why does he not feel obligated to show his 1099s and his pay stubs? That's just a screenshot of a website. Yeah, yeah. So when I want $5 million, you're just like, nah, that's not true. Okay, well, yours isn't true.

It's a screenshot of a website. website. It's 2016. What did you get after taxes? That's less than $100,000 a year. It's like $50,000 a year. Why are you bragging about? Well, it's your tax return, old man. Yeah. Let's your tax return. Because we know that you have a lot of expenses. You have to pay Stevie Lou to be your friend and bodyguard. You clear water Chad. For some reason, you're paying that retard and little Debbie snacks. Yeah. I'm afraid talent. Exactly. So yeah, so the chat. is not being too kind to me as to respond to that.

You're a Jew and a Scientologist. You must be... Oh, I'm sorry. This is Adam. This is Adam giving five bucks. Send me the link or keep making excuses and talking to yourself. Adam says. You're a Jew and a Scientologist.

You must be... They said you're worth $5 million. So send me $1,000 that is down payment. Then I'll send you to link. How about that? You got a lot of money. You got $5 million in the bank. Okay, this is literally Suttering John mentality.

When Vince the lawyer is suing John, he's like, you have all this money. What do you make my money for? You should be giving me money because you have more money. It's like, that's how money works. No, that's my money. Yeah, exactly. Rich you don't get rich by writing checks.

Then I'll send you to link. How about that? You got a lot of money. You got $5 million in the bank. Send me, so far you're $499. So send me another $9,99. 995 and I'll send you to link right it's going to go running to car did you see my debate events Kevin Brennan Neal's brother did you it's 11 o'clock in the

morning why is he slurring his speech I really do think that he's having health problems huh did you see any symptoms because I'm I don't see anything yeah his mouth is rotting out right he's running right he's running from the inside out Yes, I mean, he can't remember anything. He repeats himself over and over again. He can't pull up a super chair without reading it three times. Every fucking super chat, he has to read it, and then he'll process it, and then he'll read it again. And sometimes he gives this, he reads it, he gives a response, then he reads it again, and he gives the same response.

Yeah. It's like babies when they see something and they just have to do the same thing every time. He'll take, he'll go to the next super chat and then go back to the previous one and read it again. Yep. The show is so unwatchable. and I don't know what his goal is. So if you were to come on and be like, all right, here's some pay subs or here's my 1099.

And where's it going from there? I was, oh, shit, I was wrong. You are a working act. All right. Well, I'll stop saying that. Well, this is why he takes down his show because when he actually had a former working comic on recently,

that was close enough for Hollywood for him to get rid of all of the chat. He was embarrassed by them. He didn't want to read it. He kept making jokes. and excuses and beg this guy to beg his friend to put him on his radio show. Like he wouldn't stop. It was very Jerry Banfield. He just kept begging and begging the last thing.

Remember to ask him, remember to ask Mike, have me on your show. And then he pretends none of that happened. And he goes back to his, I don't care about anything. I exist on my own. You're all my people. I love you. Yeah. And it's crazy that he obviously does not want to have a conversation with you.

And he's having a hard time hiding that now. Hello. I don't know what he wants to debate. What are the topics? What are the topics? You're a failed actor? There's one. Or you're a rapist.

There's another one, yep. Give me the topics. Those are both good topics. You're accusing him a lot of things. Yep. The most heinous thing about being a Scientologist, you're accusing him of that on a daily basis. Hey, hey, hey, I'm ready to go. I like to think, goes, what would we talk about?

Kevin. He's fucking idiots. I was in your pilot. You deny this ever happened. There's a couple things we could go over. I have memories of your life that you don't even know happened. I think we'd find a topic or two. It wasn't a pilot.

It was a table read. This guy doesn't know what he's fucking talking about. Don't worry. I got you, KB. Yeah, let's do some role playing. Yeah. Now, one of the things that Kevin and all these idiots do, Chad has been doing this.

You know, Kevin's brother jumped in front of a train recently. And Rocco put out some tweets. And Chad's, like, well, I never. Oh, dear. you that's crossing the line. This is the fucking mud shark who was actively threatening to S.A. April Imbhold when she was married to Aaron. And now he's going, how dare you do that thing?

And this fucking idiot, Kevin Brennan's doing the same shit. They're all joking. Is rape funny? So, yeah, we weren't, we weren't joking. Nothing came up. He's the only one who brings this up over and over again. Well, even if we were joking, why was he, why did he get some press? Recently, what was the last thing that the actual mainstream media picked up on? He said he's glad Matthew Perry from Friends died because he was a drug addict. Yeah.

A guy died. And Kevin goes, ha-ha. And I was like, are these guys joking about a bad thing happening? Sometimes. You do too. Gertz. Somebody didn't like Chad's comedy show, and he spent two weeks trying to convince them to kill themselves. Yeah.

Saying those words over and over and over again. And now he's like, oh, my stoss. it's too much for me um all right well he does realize that he doesn't have a lot to go on if he did have a conversation with you i can't prove he's a scientist scientist i can't prove that he raped anybody right it's like shit you just made up yep you can keep saying it the debate's over yeah i know right kind of makes it tough

when you've just made shit up and that's the things that you want to uh debate him about you're going to probably lose that. Now coming up now is where this is all just kind of opinions. You're going to start to see how everything Kevin says is a lie and is very easily provable. He gaslights his audience.

It's all he has left. Adam failed to kill Buffy would certainly F this up. Now he's been waiting this whole time for me to appear on this little piggy. And he just saw, fuck, I'm on. So you can keep it playing

because he sits there. silence for two minutes watching everything I say first. Look how concerned he is. Yeah. Yeah, look at that face right there. I go, shit. He's bracing himself. He's sticking it to me. Yep. Also, I believe we had, what, twice as many, three times of many viewers?

On this little picky. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Live years don't matter. One person that pays more than that, and that's all the matters. So he's just, he doesn't care about his audience. He hasn't said anything. He's just watching it in real time. And then he's going to lie. Yeah, look at this.

Look at how concerned he is about what we're saying. Because you were fired up on that show. We had Clippers picked up on it. He's coming up with a lie. He's going to take a while. Adam was on this little piggy on Friday. And Moody and Patrick were not ready for it to turn into the Kevin Bretted debate show. But we had some things we need to talk about.

Yes, he's still just watching this. He's just taking it all in. He's like, oh, can't show that to my viewers. No, not going to show that. definitely not going to show that part. That makes me look like a pussy. Oh, no. I seem like a weak coward when they say it like that.

Oh, no. See what he's doing? Right off the bat, literally clapped. And then when he wakes up from his coma, he does the, and again. Grandpa! Holy shit, he's with us still. No, he says, he says, and again even in his coma. It doesn't mean he's alive.

Again, right off the bat, literally clown themselves. Literally run up to bed. Yeah, must have been embarrassing. We must have, we're clowning ourselves. Yep. All right, well, I can't wait to see an example of this. I mean, it's literally, it's literally Clown Town USA. I just went to where I just, I'm like, it seems like he's on a long time.

So I just hit play. And within five seconds. Yeah, that's where I know for it. Yes, yes. You did porn bomb my channel unsuccessfully. Okay. I'll just explain this again to the retards. out there.

I didn't porn bomb anyone's channel. Any porn bomb that I've ever played, and the only one I did was actually at Hackamania, but I know that there were porn bombs during Dabokon. We're on a non- YouTube channel. If you were sniping that, that's your fault. I've never gone to someone's channel and played porn on their channel. We told you not to you.

We warned you. Yes, you did, clown. Absolutely. So again, this is why I'm not having them on. Because I don't know he'll say, you didn't say this. I don't really don't give a fuck what Adam Bush or Carl has to say. So let's prove to me that you make money as an actor.

Let's sit down. It's simple. Show me a paste up. Look at his hair's all squiggly wiggly. He thinks he's going to be on Dr. Katz. No, he's not. Yeah. But Kevin should be talking about anyone's hair.

No. It's not great. All right. So he doesn't care what we have to say. Doesn't give a fuck. Why is he talking about us so much? Why does he bring us up so much, man? I think he gives a fuck.

I think he cares about what we have to say. And he said that's why he doesn't want to have to say. And he said that's why he doesn't want to have me on. I thought he doesn't want to have me on because I have these hurdles to jump through whatever. Yeah, it keeps changing. It makes it very difficult because then if you did say, all right, I got some 1099s, we can do this. It'd be another excuse. That's not what he's interested in.

Probably flake. But I told Chad, well, that's great. Either way, all he really wants to do is sit and snipe and shadow box from home, which is what he's doing right now. He got on the air. He immediately went to you guys, didn't see me and just kept mumbling my name. Adam Bush. I really didn't. But go ahead.

Tell everybody when I set the text. Was it today? I said mumbling my name, and he instinctually, no, I didn't. Can you cut to the beginning of his episode and see what he was doing? All right. It's hilarious. He doesn't even know. Grandpa, you're talking to your sleep again.

That was his big chance. You're a liar, K.B. Yeah, I mean, you can. lie about something we do and hope people don't watch, but you can't lie about something you just did. The lines get even deeper now. Okay. Oh, yeah, this is pretty crazy what we're about to see. So, as you guys might be aware, Chad decided to use the convenient excuse of

Cardiff says he's going to snipe my channel, so I'm not even going to do a show. And what's your reason for that, Chad? It's lazy. I don't appreciate these lazy podcasters and streamers doing lazy content. And sniping is the last. laziest of all. Chad's the laziest fucking streamer I've ever seen in my life.

He literally shows up and goes, I wasn't going to do a show today, but you guys wanted me to do a show today. So here's a fucking sound effect. Here's another one. Who wants to give you money? Yeah. How's the show going? Here's here ways you can give me money. But this is wild right here. Chad texted me last night,

8.6. I'm doing the show tomorrow with failed actor Adam Bush around 2 p.m. I said I wasn't doing it because Oh, that's wild too. Do you think he put in the text message? Failed actor Adam Bush? Does he have to do that? He did.

Yeah, yeah, because that was the actual text message, right? He did. A lot of people have told me they text him and when they do, they always write that failed actor, Adam Bush. It's the only way to get him to finish the sentence. Exactly. It's hilarious. Just want you know, I'm on your side, boss. Come on.

We're buds. But even before we move on, another lie he says he caught us in is that I said I got these messages right before we went on. Because I did. Kevin says, I sent all of this. the night before. And I gave him the benefit of the doubt. I said, okay, I bet you did. But just so you know, Chad texted them to me right before we went on.

Actually went and looked and checked. Fucking Chad wrote, KB just texted me this. Oh, all right. Well, let's see what. So I wasn't assuming. He actually said that. Let's see what Kevin says. Yeah.

Chad texted me last night at 806. I'm doing the show tomorrow with failed actor Adam Bush around 2 p.m. I said I wasn't doing it because I said he had said previously. I said I wasn't doing it because Melton and Carter planned on sniping it for cash. I'll send you to link and I'll pay you like you do me if you want to pop on. That will get clipped and covered a lot. Uh-oh. So Kevin just read what Chad's up to behind the scenes.

Don't worry. If you can't make it, I already gave us a reason why I'm not going to do the show. It doesn't fall on you. I'll just say it's Curtis's fault. Yep. He says, don't worry. I said the reason we can't do the show is I'm scared. but Kevin caught himself as he was saying it

and he said I said previously that to come up with a motivation for saying I said I said to cover your ass because you told him not only am I not doing the show or you not doing the show but Chad you're not doing the show and you better come up with an excuse I did boss I said I'm not doing it because of

you said you're not doing it because of Cardiff he has to cover it say I said I said previously that I wasn't doing it because of Cardiff Why the fuck would he say that? Right. Bullshit. Yes. And we all knew that that was a lie because the way he lied about it is so dumb.

You know what I mean? Just kept repeating over again. Why would I do that? It's such a lazy thing to do to snipe someone. It's like, who can't? What do you care? You care of Carnes or sniping your show or not? And not that it matters, but among all of this, I was never given the chance to present my pay stubs.

What if I was like, you got it, boss, and just immediately was printing him out. He already canceled the whole thing. Yeah, no shit. He wanted nothing to do with that. Covered a lot. So I said, he'll have to show a pay stub or a 1099 from 2025 to prove that he got paid to do something in the last 18 months. And then I said, and it's separate text, I'm not coming on to debate him without it. Because I'm really not interested in anything else.

Okay. So the only thing he's interested in, even though he accuses you of hanging his crimes, is whether or not. Not interested. Not interested. A proof that you've been paid to act, even though there's obviously evidence that. you've worked union jobs in the last 18 months, which you would have to be paid for. He twists himself into not screaming at the top of his lungs. Maybe John Lovitz was paid for the union, but Adam wasn't.

He doesn't have to be, or they could just pay John on the side. He doesn't give a shit. He goes, you can pay him for porn and he'll take it. So now he's accusing his fellow comedians of being union busters and taking non-union gigs on the side. You know, look him up when he meets with the IRS. It's so dumb, too. Like he even said, you probably get paid for opening for Roger Daltry. I played much lower-level shows with less attendance where we get paid.

The who don't pay? Who don't pay. When you reform on a show and selling tickets, you certainly get paid for it. Can't imagine a scenario that wouldn't happen. It would help them with their taxes. There's a lot of money going through there. They've got to say it went somewhere. Of course.

All right. So the other bone of contention is the fact that you brought up the Patrice did not like Kevin Brennan. And you and Patrice were pretty good friends. You guys worked on a TV show together. Yes. And he has made it his mission to tell everyone in the world that police, that Patrice is the worst scum of the earth bully he's ever met. So now that I said, I knew Patrice, suddenly his story changes a little bit. Okay. What happened with me and Patrice? I have no, I had no relationship with Patrice O'Neill. That's a fact. Ask Jimmy Norton. Ask anybody. Asked Voss. I never hung out with Patrice.

and, uh, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. It was not a fan. He was a bully, a fat fuck. Uh, but he's part of the, uh, ONA get-along gang and the tough crowd get-along gang. And how that, how that work out for him? Fun. Wait. There have been get-along gangs before ours?

Oh. This get-along gang gets cooler and cooler every time I hear. Seriously, right? Jim Norton's in it, Patrice O'Neill. That's cool. Oh, and I'll be there. Sounds like a fun hang. Sounds like a pretty fun hang to me.

Amen. So now his flexes, I didn't even know Patrice. Yeah. Other people are supposed to prove that. How do you prove someone didn't have a relationship? Asked Jim Norton or Rich Voss. Rich Voss. I can text either of them right now, but I think they'll be confused.

Doesn't make a lot of sense. Doesn't that just make your argument entirely invalid? If you didn't know him, didn't spend any time with him, then how would you know all of these intimate details about what a horrible person he was, you dumb fuck? That good point. Doesn't make any sense. So now he claims to be confused.

Like this is a man who explains every industry. He tells you how it works, how it is, even though the guys only worked on YouTube and done stand-up in the past decade. But now he does how everything works. And then all of a sudden, when you bring up easy points to prove, like, I have these gigs, I'm in the union. So obviously I got paid for them. His entire chat was saying, KB, it makes sense.

You can't do non-union. if you're a union, like stop trying to make it something else. But he's just a little caveman. What does he know about? How could he deposit? Just show me. I don't know how things work now. I know there's been a lot of with AI and stuff.

Sag and after are struggling with the studios to get better deals. So I don't know any of that. But I know you do get paid. So again, he won't just say if there's any proof that he got paid. again, change in the subject about Kevin knows about the SAG After. I don't. I really don't. You don't know how unions work?

Percent it's not SAGAFTA. Any other union that you're a part of. I have no idea. I don't know how that works. You do. If you don't know how it works, then why are you so sure about what the pay structure is? Right. That's the thing.

Yeah, all of a sudden, when it's like, well, this is obvious proof that you've been paid as an actor. It's like, I don't know. What the hell do I know about that? that's something of the rapist would say. I'm just over here and using people to rape. What did you do? What did I do? So this is pretty crazy because apparently I didn't realize that Kevin was this deep.

Maybe Emily's right. Maybe Opie, I guess he's got a new stock account now on Reddit. Maybe Opie's all over Reddit all day long and admitting to people that he's OPEE when he doesn't want people to find out that he's Opie. I'm done questioning Emily. Right. I'm done questioning Emily. Because all of a sudden we find out that Kevin Brennan's all over fucking Reddit reading every thread. No, I mean, I'm still waiting.

I want to get him on. I want to get him on. But again, there's a Reddit thread where they're saying Adam Bush crushed me. He wasn't even on the show. How could he crush me if he wasn't on the show? We got to find that thread.

And I want to read all the people who are just like, no, Kevin was great. What are you talking about? Adam's, as a cloud. I'm going to find all the sock accounts for Kevin Brennan in there. That's how sick these people are. Or we find Chad's sock accounts and Stevie

lose sock accounts. Do that for me. Tell them they're wrong. But you see what he's done here? He's started down. Everyone knew he was afraid to have me on. And he's just defensive, defensive. But it's been an hour and a half, two hours. He's been repeating himself. Everything you've heard here, he said a dozen times over and over again in this episode. So now he's making the transition to, I don't want to to, look, I'd have him on right now. If I could, I want to have him on. He just won't play ball. He won't provide these documents, so there's nothing I can do. I want to have them on.

Where they're saying Adam Bush crushed me. He wasn't even on the show. How could he crush me if he wasn't on the show? That's how sick these people are. So imagine if he came on the show. I already know what the take is going to be. No matter what happens, they'll be like, he

crushed Brennan. He outwitted Brennan. Adam Bush is a clown. So show me where you got paid. Show me the money. I mean, it's that simple. Show me the money so we can talk about something else. I don't want to talk about it's a failed actor. Show me that you made money so we can talk about my number one son pilot.

Don't you see? He doesn't want to talk about this stuff. He wants to move on and get to the debate. I'm the one holding all this up because of my fear and raping. Show me the money. The reason why that phrase became well known from the movie is about like you getting paid. He's talking to his agent going, show me the money. I'm not saying to the fucking deal.

I wonder what they're going to pay me. Kevin yells about other people's money. Show me the money. That's my money. Show me your money. That's a different phrase. Show me your money. It's like, no.

You're weirdo. I thought he hates Scientologists. Well, we all do. But it's Tom Cruise. He's quoted. Yeah, yeah. That is true. All right.

Well, so he's come around full circle now. Just having a debate with himself in the chat. This whole time. He's come around. What's the last time you got paid to be an actor? Come on, Adam. So silence Dougan has up there, $5 super chat. Please tell me you know how delusional you sound.

I'm worried about you. So he's reading this over and over again and realized like, okay, my strategy is not working here. You know, the cult leader has shown up naked. They're just like, you're not wearing clothes? I'm like, of course I'm wearing clothes. But they gave me 50 bucks, so I took him off. Debating myself and somehow losing. Yes.

Yeah. What's the last time you got paid to be an actor? Come on, Adam. Be a good sport. I'd love to see it. And I'll be like, yeah, good. Well done, sir. Well done.

Oh, look at me. Look at little old me. That's my neck. Could you, could you even a picture of scenario where Adam shows him just like, yeah, yeah, so I did this gig and here's this gig. And Kevin goes, oh, good for you, man. Oh, wow. It's very impressive.

Yeah, I'm proud of you. Do you mind if I'd like if I do an emergency? show and just let the MLC crowd know that you delivered these. Triple-Kit. I would love for Kevin Bren to just be like, you know, a lot of guys, when they start as a child actor, they can't make the transition. And yet here you are all these years later. You got some side hustles as well.

I don't think that's going to happen. I have a feeling there's no winning this. So let's let Kevin speak some truth to end this segment up. I already saw what he did with Stuttering John. I didn't watch the whole thing because it was mostly unwatchable. But he kept trying to nail Back John into a corner With stuff John had said or implied

And he's like, well, John, didn't you say this? You put John on the defensive And John was like, and then he went running back to Carl. He's like, Carl, look, I won. I beat stuttering John in a debate. Didn't change anything. Adam Bush will always be a loser And I'll always be a winner.

Oh no. Clearly. That's what a winner would say. Well, Nana, they had a boo-boo to you, Mr. Brown. Remember when I ran back to you guys? Yeah. It was embarrassing, Adam. Yeah.

We patted you on the head. We're like, no, you did a very good job. I was really impressed with all of that. Congratulations. It was like a week later I came on the next show. It never happened. Well, what's hilarious about that is that Kevin is admitting that he's dim-witted. I just going to do the same thing that you did the shot to me.

Where you, I can't get out of the corner that I'm in. because I'm obviously full of shit. That's why I love this so much because what he described is completely accurate. You're just going to take the things I've said and use them against me to make me defensive. Yeah, I'm going to use the things you say and do against you and you can take all of my rapins and all of my Scientology

and use that against me as you're doing. What's the problem? What are you scared of? I have been watching you since 2006. And if money is the most important, thing that matters, then why is Adam Hinnaker taking a significantly less salary to not work with you while you still speak to him as if he's there, calling out his name? That's how little money matters in this situation, Kaby. Is that one of the things you'd like to ask him? Because I'd like to hear the

answer to that. I would love to. Yeah, that would be fantastic. You put together a little supercut for us. Well, yeah, it's just endless. All of the chats coming in saying, buddy, can you stop this? So I just put them together in a little easy to view for me. Kev, give Adam the link. It would be funny for everyone. As soon as he sends me some kind of proof. Sandfeld actor, Sanfield actor Adam Bush to Link, embarrass him.

He's already embarrassed. I already know how it's going to go. Please tell me how you know. Oh, no. Where are you over with Carl? Have you always been an impotent rage, field, wimp, however it has to slowly happen with age. You couldn't even snipe Carl while Adam was on screen. No, no, I was, I'm in no hurry.

I'm in no hurry. I know what Adam Bush is going to say that people are afraid of him. No one's afraid of him. No one's afraid of Adam Bush. Nobody. So, again, Anna Bush doesn't have his own channel. uh whatnot and whatnot nothing is gayer in the world than adam bush oh look he's right here send me to link or keep making excuses send you a link for what send me a 1099 send me a paste

up this is brother why does adam have to prove anything to a low life like you oh that was my whole point uh that's awesome All right. So when do you think you're going to go on with Kevin? Getting the link anytime soon? Not unless I provide my pay stubs and 1099s. Now what would be the negative of providing that? Seriously, like what?

My only thought is like as soon as you give into their terms, there's no end of that. Then it's like, okay, but now you have to do this. And I do that. It's like as soon as you go along with what they're telling you to do, you've kind of given up that control over the situation. That makes sense. But I mean, that's willing to lie because it's a contract,

it's a paper, it's a paper thing. Like he says I want pay stubs from the last 18 months, anything from 2025. I have, I've so much from 2025 that's paid out to me

or paid out to my company. And it's a lot of material. But I've started. redacting. Okay. Because I get it from different sources. I get checks directly from the place. You redacted.

I get stuff directly as a pay stub. That's not a check. I get checks directly from the agent and the manager. I get a 1099 from Carl Heberger for WATP. Yep. And I... I blocked it all out. It's all redacted.

And I can just... send it to you, you could just send it to him, and then what is he going to say? Or the fact that he went to Schmule Buckman's house two days ago, announced the address, and then made sure everyone in the chat knew the exact corner where you could find his gate to go bother Schmiel Buckman, is he somehow going to use this to start doxing me? I don't know what, all I have is my name, where it came from, the check date, the gig, like, I don't know what he can do with it, but it would be so satisfying. Yeah.

There's so much of the stupid shit for him to go through. There's one thing. There's one thing that he won't do. I don't know what he will do. The one thing he won't do is just go, well done, sir. I stand corrected. A good day to you. I have been vested.

Well, I'll send you the link now. This is great. Let's talk about Scientology. What do you want to talk about? Should we do some bits, sir? Yeah. I mean, Adam, I would love for you to show him this. off and see how he responds.

I just, I don't think it ends there, obviously. Of course it doesn't. Yeah. I mean, he's pretending to not know how unions work. He's pretending that IMDB. He goes, IMDB, you could just put whatever you want on there. He did say that. Oh, yeah, KB, then why do you have four credits?

If you could put whatever you wanted up there, you'd be putting a bunch of shit up there. Yeah, that's really dumb. And all links to the, you know, anyway. I really want to do it. All right. I really want to do it. Do you want to put a poll up on Patreon? See what people say?

Sure. Okay. I'll put a poll up. Let's see what people say. And curious how you want to go about it. So you're redacting the stuff. Are you just going to take photos of it? I'm going to scan it.

And then I'm going to put it. Here's what he said. He goes, first you can send it to Schmuel Buckman, who will send it to Chad, who will send it to me, which made me go, okay, I cannot give anyone my email address. Like, he obviously doesn't want me to have his shit because he's going to do something with mine. So I'll send it to you. You can send it to them. Okay. because I remember back when Bob Levy was working on MLC with Kevin,

they went to a gig together that Bob drove, and Kevin wouldn't let him drop him off at his building. Bob's like, he didn't even trust me. We're friends. He didn't trust me to know which building he was in. Wow. Yeah, that's how worried Kevin is for his safety. That means he's doing so much shady shit against people that he can't be trusted

with someone's address. That's why you accuse people of heinous things. because you're doing heinous things. It's like everyone must be doing this. Like, no, no, no, no. Can they do something with the black magic marker that I've covered this up with? Can that be removed somehow? Is he going to use AI or something to?

I don't think so. Yeah, he's not going to, but he'll find someone who will. I think it'll be fine there. But we'll get a consensus from people. It would be funny to see him react to that because it could turn into an Ethan Ralph situation where Ethan Ralph posted the photo or photos. of Kevin's daughter. And all of a sudden we didn't hear about Ethan Ralph anymore.

Kevin's like, ooh, this catch is too hot. We're going to get out of this one. Or we might fucking fall in love. You never know. Yeah, that's true. Is that what you're hoping for? Fingers crossed.

Maybe you could take him to one of the dances that the Scientology Association puts out. Oh, the enchantment under the sea dance. Yes. Remember when he said I was the gayest thing in the entire world? Like, have you seen Bruno? I'm gayer than that.

That's a great. gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. I actually grabbed a Kevin clip that I want to play for you. Awesome. Adam. Kevin was on a show, his show, and he gets reminded of a joke from his act that he thought was really funny.

And so he tries to remember what this joke was. Look how slow this man is at this point in his career. They try to serve coin paper. They try to serve corn papers, but fortunately he was able to draw what job?

That's like my joke about drinking and driving. I don't even know how it goes. Something about drinking, driving. If you live in a mobile home, because when they couples, I forget how the wording is, but it's a funny joke. I can't believe I can't remember my joke. That's annoying.

I'll think of it later. But anyway, the gist of it is a, I was drinking and driving, but now I'm drinking and living. Because the cops like, I was drinking and drive it, but now I'm drinking a living because I'm in my house or something.

I got to get the rust off my jokes. They try to serve car and papers, but fortunately he was able to drive his house away in time. Well done. Now I'm going to remember my joke, but now you make me feel bad. I can't remember the words.

Thank God I live right here. I don't think I don't think I said it, But it's close. You know, I stopped you? I forget. What do you? I forget. I'll just have to listen.

I still have some, uh, things recorded. Drinkin a living. God, he keeps trying to kickstart it. He's trying to remember phrases from it. Maybe we'll start to piece together the other elements. I got to get the rust off these jokes as if it's the jokes fault. Right. I've left them out in the rain too long.

Boy, Ray DeVito sure is a terrible comic, huh? Dude, this is unbelievable. Then we get to watch this dementia patient. Try to remember how his joke went in real time. Driving him, I'm drinking a living. Because I live right here. Something like that.

Funny joke. It's one of those jokes that everybody gets. Oh, my God. No matter of your Republican, Democrat, man, my black, white, Indian chief. He can't. Can't belpasta. You've got to tell it.

So the Indian chief to let you. So his buddy, Dave Sarah, finds the clip of him telling this joke and sends it to Kevin so that Kevin can play this joke and prove to us how funny it is and also relearn it. Did he send me my joke? He doesn't have to screen this in advance. That's all drinking.

I was just down Louisiana. They drink a lot down there, but they're smart trucks. They all have motorhomes. You got to be got a drink from instead of accomplice. That's all drink. You guys say Dave Sarah. has no value. He just sent me this, a perfect setup.

And I'm doing this joke in New York. I'm not even doing it on the road. So this is incredible because he wasn't sure if it was going to be the right thing or not. So we can hear it. I think Dirty Jersey Rack cranked up the audio a little bit. So we can hear it. He realized, okay, yeah, this is the joke. So now that he has it, because he has

nothing but time to fill. This guy has nothing going on in his life at all. There's no family. There's nothing. He decides to scrub it back to the beginning, started all over again, so he can play us this joke. people don't even drink and drive in New York or have motorhomes. This better crush. This is a lot of buildup.

It's taking a lot of time. Look at this. I forgot how I set it up. Technology. Right, sir? You're having a time of your life. You guys all drinking? I should stand in Louisiana.

They drink a lot down there, but there's smart trucks. They all have motorhomes. It's good if we got a drinking problem. Instead of accomplice, it's like, if you've been drinking, you want to get, but I live right here. Oh, let's drink in the drive, but now I'm drinking a living. That's a good one, wasn't it? Artie Fletcher. Wow.

I just said, I wrote a joke. It was really funny. Everyone loved it. It was a really good one. And then he finally, back in the past. That was really good, wasn't it? I'm really funny. I'm surprised he recognized himself.

shit. I mean, this is like senior citizens in the old age home can remember their act. Like they put a piano in front of them. They haven't played in 50 years. And they know the song. What is going on with this guy? But it's also this glory days thing that we've only been seeing from Kevin more recently. Where you can see that he's nostalgic.

He's talking about doing standup again, meeting new people, getting new people on the podcast that he meets from doing standup. Now he's reminiscing about jokes he used to tell. How funny he was. It's like, oh, man. And even listening from a phone through a microphone, he sounds completely different. It's a different man. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a similar transition that we've seen with Suthering John where it's like, wow, what happened to this guy? Do you remember when he tried to tell a joke about you in real time? He tried to write one the other day. And he was like, Carl's a club foot. What's the opposite of club foot? He's a two legs walking guy. A walk straight guy.

He was terrible. That was terrible. That wasn't great. Quadfather is the host of the Beckyard Boys, the BYB podcast. And he made an observation checking out Kevin Brennan. That's probably pretty good. And then I saw this layout. And I was like, the other night when we were watching this show, and we already

watched this clip. I was trying to figure out, why the fuck is he doing like a vertigo? thing all of a sudden. And it hit me. It was like, oh, this motherfucker wants to do a show like Anthony and Jim. They could do that. Tell me how to do that. He's jealous of Anthony

and Jim. He wants to hang out with real comedians and do a real podcast. But he's stuck here with us in the Davalverse. I think he's good observation, because you're right. He has changed the format of a show and it has been since the Anthony and Jim show is available. That's actually all

people in the same studio in a vertical format. He watches everything. Kevin watches and reads everything. He's up on everything, Dabelverse. Should I have him on Dableverse Live tomorrow? Yes, send him a link. All right. We'll do. I'm just going to need your passport. How does he feel about blind mic? See a fan? Can't read a room. I don't know why you sent me this clip, Adam. I think he did my mistake. Yeah, that really throws you off, doesn't it? When you enjoy a good Adam Bush rant and then some nerdy dumb fuck like Carl

punctuates it at the end let me explain to everybody what Adam was just saying D-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-ha- Fucking knuckle-a. Oh, what a silly goose. What a silly goose. Shut up, Carl.

Shut up. Now, you're your stupid mouth. Fuck you! That was a mistake. You saw that, right, Adam? I look, he got it right. When he gets it right, you got to give it up. You have to hand it over twice in one show.

I've never seen it. is he just... A dirt, a dirt, Durd, Durn. Preas or Christmas sometimes with me after the show when I cannot talk anymore.

It gets way worse. All right, that was fun. Great presentation on Kevin Brennan. I'm sure you guys will be speaking together anytime. Can't wait to get on the show. Can't wait.

All right, let's get into there's never enough of Jerry Panfield for me. So let's get into that. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans.

I want to start with a clip I played on Drew's show yesterday. Just one. Just one clip. I played this with Drew Lane yesterday. I got very excited about it. I hope that this is happening. A guy that's scheduled to call with me today to pitch me on having him come film a documentary of my life. Which is funny. Like, I think a lot of myself. You know, I love myself. I'm proud of myself. at the same time though I'm like do I really need a documentary of my life at this point

is that going to be interesting enough to watch I need it not your decision to make the filmmaker wants to do it you let him do it I mean that's a fucking awesome idea and I think the idea of the doc is obviously all the amazing things that Jerry has done over the years to numerous to discuss on any given program

we need a three hour long documentary about this roller coaster of a wife that Jerry has had There are some days he makes 250 videos in one day, and he's wondering whether he's overexposed by a documentary. Yeah. Am I that interesting? Like, you think so? Obviously.

All right, let's get into this vlog that he put up yesterday. It's called, she said our date was a waste of time. Then she walked out. And so obviously I'm intrigued by that. This is from his dating channel. And there's a lot. a lot to process here. I've been out with about 25 or so women in 2026, and I just had by far the worst first date that I've had all year. And I'm going to enjoy telling you about it and tell you how

I was able to have a guaranteed win from a date, even though it went so bad. The guaranteed win is that I'm happy with how I showed up. And it was having things to go poorly is what makes. life interesting and fun. So Buffalo is playing on Sunday. Yeah. As you know, I don't know if they're going to win the game or not. It should be a tough one. But as long as Josh Allen has fun, I'm calling that to win. Yeah.

You know? So as he looks like he's having a good time out there, smiling on the bench, I'll be happy. Yeah. Because I had a great first date last night. But then I had a coffee date today that was just awful. And the contrast between the two of those is sharp, and it helps me really appreciate when something goes well.

And it's okay dating, especially if you meet from an app or from a matchmaking service and you're not vibing with someone. It's okay if it doesn't go well. To me, there should always be like a learning opportunity or something that comes out of that.

So let me tell you about this date. So I heard this one was a bitch. That's basically what is takeaway. It's going to be from this. A learning opportunity. I learned that she can go screw. I got this, it was on my matchmaking service, I got this glowing review of a woman that on,

at least the paragraph I read about her, looked like there's a lot of compatibility there. Although there were a couple of little things that... Jerry still doesn't understand the motivation that these companies have. So, like, ICP blows out the smoke up his ass. It's like, wow, this really is the best crypto coin. You know, he just shows it for three or four years. And then this matchmaking company,

you have to pay 600 bucks if you agree to go out of a day. date with someone. So like this woman is the woman of your dreams. Really? You found her? We did, Cherry. This is the one. I'm seeing some compatibility here. I was like, this is concerning. She sounds like she might be kind of dysfunctional and superficial with these specific little things that were written. And I don't know if she didn't find me attractive or or what happened. But she's had a bad attitude as soon as I met her. She was like immediately defensive and and she started talking about how she really wanted to have a FaceTime before actually meeting up in person. She's like, you know, it's a lot of work for me to get ready for a date as a woman.

I can't just like comb my hair like you do as a man. You know, we should have seen if there's chemistry before meeting up in person. And I said, no. Like I'm on this matchmaking service, she's not like paying anything. I'm paying like 600 plus dollars for one of these dates. I'm not having a fucking Zoom call. Jerry, listen,

I want to love your pussy smells or not, all right? Can't do that over Zoom yet. Working on the technology. For $600 with someone. Like I can't really see how I feel with a woman over a Zoom call. It's just, especially since I have at jerrybanfield.com,

I talk and coach people and have lots of calls. scheduled through my website. I am. Oh, she should have to pay you. Well, yeah. That makes sense. Do you realize what my time is worth? No, what is it?

$39 for 10 minutes. Okay. Got it. I forgot about that. To me, calls are for business. Calls are for talking logic and reason. Calls are not for trying to flirt with a woman and see if we have chemistry. Right.

If I want to see a woman on the other side of the screen, it's going to be chatterbate. Yeah. For 600 bucks. I don't want you walking out on a Zoom call. I want you walking out in person. Right. I'll probably pull my dick out of my living room talking to you. Is that what you want?

For almost anybody else in the world, one of those Zoom calls might be time-consuming and annoying. He is already set up. He does it all day long. He's ready to go. He's like in the zone. The girl asked for one thing. And you're like, I'm willing to pay $600 to a stranger,

but not do the one thing that would just make you comfortable. So now you're setting it all up. She's like, I knew I'm not going to like them. I didn't do the Zoom. Then she shows up. I knew it. You wasted my time. Why can't you just do the Zoom for her?

Yeah. And no one's set it better for it than he is. He could actually, he's in his element right there. Yes. He could put cool graphics behind it with using AI. Beel, be, you put a name on a shirt, the whole thing. Now, if I was just doing a dating app, you know, I might have a FaceTime. But so this woman's attitude immediately.

started off kind of toxic, defensive. Her body language was looking kind of closed off. And then, you know, I could barely see her titties. I didn't care for her Adam's apple. She could pull your blouse over her cleavage. That's how it was leering. I tend to look deeply at people and try and stare into their souls because then I can see who I'm really dealing with. Oh. Oh. That's exactly what she was filtering for. That's a creeper work right there. Yep. And she was getting uncomfortable with that. I said, well, look, I'm empathic.

I want to know who I'm dealing with. I can feel... Psychopathic, is what you meant. Empathic. Are we having a staring contest, Jerry? Did you want to have a snowball fight later? You're empathic, but you can't feel that she's uncomfortable. Right.

It's just fucking staring into her eyes. You know, your feelings as if they're my own, like this... I want to know the real you. and see through whatever you're saying. And she seemed to be very uncomfortable with me seeing the real version of her. And she started arguing and complaining how easy men have it. And that as a woman, life is just so difficult. And she's got to be so scared for her safety all the time.

Okay. So that's horrifying. Okay, here's the thing. Right, yeah. If you're on a date with a woman, she's just like, I don't feel safe. I can see right through that. What's great about this is Jerry decides. This woman is like, like, like, being a single woman in this world,

I'm on edge. I don't know what's going to happen. And he goes, I'm going to argue with you now. Here's why you're wrong. Here's why you're wrong about that. I said, as a man, I have to deal with that stuff too.

In fact, since the one degree I do have is a master's in a bachelor's in criminology. And I was a police officer. I know that men are victims of violent crime more than women. At least crime that's reported to the police and officially documented one. So, object.

All that edit right there. We're going to find out. today's flog that he puts us through AI they're like don't say that

don't tell me whether you said that to her wow yeah it's wild effectively according to the data I said

you are safer than ever like the objective data right now says you are safer than ever but your perception of that

has been colored by all these media platforms that thrive off of disempowering people and keeping people scared

and not thinking straight so anyway what's your favorite color kind of first is this?

This is like when someone's afraid to fly in a plane, you're like, well, statistically. I might be that guy, which is because I'm sitting next to this idiot. And I totally destroyed her argument about, I'm like, at a minimum, being a man is equally difficult as a woman. But I would say that being a man is generally more difficult than being a woman. If you compare the entire spectrum of life and every different aspects, like look at the statistics. Men don't live as long. Men have, you know, are much, in most of the objective statistics,

and you can ask your AI program about this, men have one orgasm compared to multiple. I'm with you, Jerry. I know. It's not fair. It's a rip off. Much. Men have harder lives overall. I'm much harder.

Life expectancy. You know, more victims of, like, violent crime. And I said that men were often, you know, that in family court, men often get wrecked in family court. and she's like, well, look what they've done to deserve it. I'm like, geez. Like, this is a woman with no kids. She doesn't like you. Take the hint.

But he's an empath. No, obviously not. It's like, fuck you, bitch. That's, you know, I've been through family court. I've been through a divorce. I didn't even fight my ex at all at all because I'm like, there's no point in trying to do anything. You didn't even head butter or squeeze her real hard.

She beat the fuck out of me. That's probably true. because I stand, you know, at the very best, I might as well depend on her being fair rather than trying to fight and hope that the judge is going to be fair to me. Like that's the best thing to do is just try and not fight. So this is the attitude I've taken.

And, you know, she, she said that I told her, I said I eat whole plant vegan. She's like, well, I'm not dealing with a vegan. You know, I really care about my protein and I eat meat. You know, I don't think that's going to work for me. and she doesn't like you did you guys see me win that conversation that's how that works

I can't eat meat in front of a vegan this woman she's so like you know this is a waste of my time I had to get ready I had to do all this and it's like look you are mid 30s you really want a family you've been wasting a lot of time already

I really should be right in this town because this will definitely get me laid No wonder he's had a dry spell Holy shit Here's what you want Here's the point reason why you're stupid I mean we like what I tell him to like You've been wasting

Quite a while I said there's a difference between wasting time Yeah I'm wasting it right now Jerry You can drink my coffee I'm gonna go Yeah individually versus, you know, you keep acting like this, you're going to keep wasting time. If every single person you're immediately, you know, immediately disqualifying, have a toxic attitude and arguing with, it's like, it doesn't.

It's just you. Yes. It's not every person. I wait until he goes, you're fucking wrong. And the problem is you're argumentative. Okay. It's no matter how many more people you meet. Every one of them is going to be a waste of time.

and, you know, she eventually, like, I feel good that I held my position. Like, she came at me with one toxic narrative after another. You know, blatantly, you know, like I said with, she told me that men deserved to get treated unfairly in family court. That is ridiculous. Like, everybody deserves to get equal treatment under the law. Nobody deserves to get unequal treatment. Just based on any of your characteristics. That's ridiculous.

Is he still fired up about this and like re-fighting this argument on his vlog? Or is he just want to report back to us what's going on out there in the dating world? No, he needs to get this out. And he thinks we're all kind of agreeing with him. And in his mind, we're all cheering him on going, yeah, yeah. I was literally just cheering. Yeah, we are cheering. I think I was pumping my fist in the air and everything.

And I'm like, she got all these ideas from social media and from people getting them on social media. Like 20 years ago, you know, you didn't run into people that had attitudes like this very often. You mean the crazy bitches? You don't think crazy bitches existed 20 years ago, Jerry? Jerry, you're a social media influencer. Yes. The internet that she's taking in is you. Yes.

You're influencing her. What are the fucking about? Oh, I see. Which is society's fault because. Because. I mean, they got toxic attitudes. She was celebrating not watching. the news, but I'm like, geez, man.

And I said also, I hope that, you know, even if dates don't work out, they're valuable for learning. And she's like, well, you've shown no empathy or compassion for me. Or I'm like, I already understand your point of view. Your point of view is something I'm already very... I know what you're going to say. You don't need to say a word. I got it. Yeah, a man is talking.

Wow. But all this is leading to, look, you're worried. wasting time, you should just settle now. Yes, right. Stop being discerning. Those eggs won't be in there forever. Familiar with. I know it. What you don't understand is my point of view. I'm telling you things nobody's ever told you before. Like nobody stood up to you about this and called you out on it. I'm pretty sure the term mansplating. Something I don't use it very often. This is what they're talking about, right? Yeah. No, you need to hear what I have. to say.

Giving you hard data to the contrary. Like, she seemed pretty surprised when I said that according to the facts that, the facts, that men, F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K, according to the objective facts. Do you, I don't want to understand why that just happened? No. No, why? Spoiler, there's an M&M song. He's been listening to.

Of course. What? You didn't know. You didn't guess that one, Adam? The candy or the band? Or the rapper. The rapper, yeah. Marshall matters.

The candy. Men are victims of violent crime more than women. So could you imagine this matchmaking service? Because you know they follow up. Hey, what did you think about Melissa? You know? Hey, what did you think about Jerry? How did that go for you?

The email that they're going to get back on this Jerry date. And I'm picturing at this coffee shop, only five minutes has gone by. And it's escalated to this already. for sure. Because she doesn't want to be there. No. He doesn't understand what money is. He doesn't understand how you spend it.

It's like he can just spend $1,000 like that, but won't make up phone call to guarantee it goes well. Men are victims of violent crime more than women. And we get teased on the internet by jerks. By that logic, I should be more paranoid. And she tries to debate. She's like, well, when you get in an elevator, you don't have to worry about your safety.

I'm like, not according to the data. According to the data, I'm more likely to be a victim of a violent crime than you are. That's according to the data. This is not like somebody's just, this is the actual crime. Also, crop dusting is happening quite a bit in elevators. Listen, lady, I get punked everywhere I go. Sometimes with the perpetrator, otherwise I'm the victim. Data reported to the police.

And if you want to debate, whether the data is valid or not, you know, then that's a whole different argument. Imagine having this conversation with this guy. Do you want to remember the methodology of how this data is collected? Not really. You're right. Let's fuck. You know, too wet to have that conversation right now.

What? I'm like, I'm, I told her things. I'm like, you've never heard of these things. You don't, you don't know about any of this stuff. And your point of view should be challenged. And what I learned coming away from her is, like, I'm very... She's a dumb bitch.

This man has a dating channel. It's funny amazing. You've never seen advice like this on a dating channel. He is unique. Thank you for reminding me. This is from his dating channel. You ever date a dumb bitch? Let me tell you about it, guys.

I'm grateful that there are women that don't think like that. that. There are women that are not in that, like, toxic space. And it's such a breath of fresh air to meet a woman who has a supportive, loving, positive attitude about men. I would imagine. Let me scrub because this is where things get... Matter how hard I yell and scream at them.

This is where he's getting even more insulting and offensive. Like, I empathize and understand her point of view, and I made sure to tell her, I'm like, she's like, well, you just don't understand what it's like to be a woman. I'm like, first off, I've had past lives as a woman. So there. Just when he thought it couldn't get crazier.

Wrong again, bitch. Walk a minute in my shoes. I own your shoes. I'm sorry, what were you doing in medieval times? Because I was a surf. Sorry, no, a little thing about oppression. All right, bitch. Jesus.

I'm able to remember and empathize with that enough to appreciate your situation from a personal point of view. That's when the woman has to be like, I'm getting punked now, right? You're just fucking with me? Where's the cameras? Yeah, come on. It's not real.

Second off, I have a daughter, an ex-wife, a mother, sisters. One of that was a con. I bet you can guess which one. We need to be in this together. Going around thinking that nobody understands you is delusional. You don't have to be.

I don't have to. I deny no delusion. That's not you do about delusional lady. To be a woman to understand a woman's life. Like at least 90% of it. Yes, maybe 10%. But first off, we're human beings and we have more in common than we do different. So come here, baby.

He's right. 10%. Like, I have no idea how to put a tampon in. There's that plastic thing. I wouldn't even know where to begin. I tried swallowing it. It's hanging out of my ear. You're not doing it right.

I don't get it. I'm smoking it. And our entire, this entire media platform, you know, all these media platforms, this is their job. They try and get us to think that nobody understands us. And that, you know, if you're one gender, the other gender, or however many genders y'all are doing, you know, if you're one that nobody else understands you, that's ridiculous. Like I, you know, I made sure to bring up like childhood traumas. Oh, good. And she acknowledged, she's like, well, you're right.

You know, men certainly have their traumas. And men are often not as supported as well as women. So it was cool to watch, you know, that she acknowledged some of the things I said. And I held firm on my position. And I just basically, she's like, well, I don't, I don't want to argue. I'm like, eh. Well, you got one. You got an argument, lady.

I can imagine just be like, Listen, I'm not trying to debate you on any of this shit. I'm just telling you I don't like you. I just want to leave now. You're not going to convince me otherwise. And here's why you're wrong. You're wrong, and here's why. Yeah.

And he's like, I spent 600 fucking bucks on this. I'm going to stare at your cleavage for a little while longer than I let you go. All right. So that was yesterday. Fast forward to today on his main channel. And he's been having a following out with ICP. We played this on WTP recently where he, he wants to get paid by them

because he promotes them so much this cryptocurrency and so he thinks he deserves $20,000 a month but it'll take 10 well AI came up with that for right chat dbt he told him he's worth 20,000 to 40,000

and of course he's going to believe that with the amount of advertising he's doing and all these ICP videos he's got a whole channel dedicated to ICP and so he's kind of like reached out to the board there and said hey maybe you start throwing me some money I've been advertising your shit all this time

and the money's not increasing in value. The crypto isn't. And what's interesting is that Jerry's not connecting the final piece of this puzzle that says, right, you've been promoting us all this time and it's not increasing in value. So you're doing a shit job. Yeah. It's not working at all. In fact, we should probably fire you.

We never asked you to work for us in the first place. You should give us more money. Yes, right. So he's fucking done with it. I posted a video today saying that I'm done. I'm done with ICP. I was a mistake going all in on ICP, and I'm selling most of my ICP.

This man has been chilling ICP for years, telling all of us that this is the only crypto. He bragged about making a video to simplify cryptocurrency for us novices. And he goes, yeah, I make it really simple. ICP is the only one you need to know about. Okay. So he's basically put all his eggs in one basket,

explain ICP is the only way to go. Who's he going to sell it to? Who's he going to sell it to? Well, now he's realized that it's not working. It's not going anywhere, which I think, correct me if I'm wrong, this isn't a good thing for his credibility. Because I think, like, what else do you tell me to do that you're going to, in the future, say you never should have done that? Everything. All of it.

Everything. Exactly. I was pretty upset that the chief business officer, Pierre, from DFINITY, unfollowed me. I mean, like a big middle finger in my face after. Maybe I'll just be in a little sensitive. But really? You know, I'm, after all the things I've done, and we need to have honest discussion about marketing.

Oh, I'm out of here. All right. All right, Pierre, you're out of here? Cool. I'm out of here, too. I'm out of my ICP and start footing ICP. They like that. Who is Kelly's hero song.

Friends all tried to warn me, but I held my head up high. All the times they warn me, but they only pass me by. they all tried to tell me but I guess I didn't care I turned around and left them standing there Burnin Bridges

It's a great song from Kelly's Heroes Oh World War II movie of Clint Clint Eastwood All right I'm still not convinced A couple of things First off that was Chris Chan vibes The way he was singing Like Chris Chan's got that

I want a girlfriend song I've never I don't think I've ever seen The parallels between those two Like I have just now Secondly that's a side called Burning Bridges? Isn't that Kevin Brennan's show from compound? He didn't use that?

He should. It's catchy. It's pretty good. I want a melody. So he's on a date with this woman and she's like, you know, being a woman is tough and let me explain it to you. And he's like, fuck you, bitch. Here's why you're wrong.

Laid into her for the entirety of the date until she stormed off and nothing happened. Yes. And he calls up the ICP people. And he's like, you guys are fucking. and screwing me over, we're in a fight. And they were like, all right. And his response is, okay, maybe I've been a little sensitive. I'm sorry, I didn't mean.

You're right. I was overreacting there. He hates women. You're right. Their chief business officer unfollowed him. He's just like, ah, maybe I took things too far. I was going too aggressive, but what he does against her is fine. That's funny.

Also, he's not easy to deal with. He's not picking up on this. He's kind of the problem in these scenarios. And I have a whole package I put together for the Drew Lane show yesterday where Jerry put out a video this week that said after deleting my Hinge profile four times, I've created my fifth account. So he's back on Hinge. And he's got a new strategy this time.

Adam, I think you're going to appreciate this. And I'm back on Hinge. I got a match. This woman, this woman on Hinge is attractive, but I sent a message, you know, I didn't get anything back. Let's see if she removed me or not, live reaction. Or if she just like, yeah, it's her turn. I said, so she is a, she looks pretty on her profile.

And, you know, she's, wait, did she say she, no, she drinks sometimes. And then, wait, well, how did I match with her? Dude, how did I match with this woman? She says she doesn't, oh, no, she doesn't, all right. So she sent a message, or she matched with me. She said on her profile, I'll fall for you if you're unapologetically yourself and make me laugh. That sounds like, I don't know, basic AI answer. And then I sent her a comment on her profile that said dating apps are awesome.

By the way, the balls on him. He literally has headlines on his hinge profile that Chat GPT wrote for him. And he's throwing shade. Yeah, and he's like, throw that in her face. I bet you didn't even write that yourself. He wants to charge us for him to put our life in Chat, GPT, for us, and then feed it back to us. When he's presented with it, he's like, she's so inauthentic. Answer.

And then I sent her a comment on her profile that said, dating apps are awesome. I liked her at 248 p.m. She mastered me at 302. I said, all right, one question before I asked if you have plans tonight and try and make a date. Do you agree with my message dating apps are awesome? Or did you laugh because it's obviously ridiculous?

No response. So I'm going to just persist, too. If these women match me on Hinge, I'm just going to, I mean, I'll just send like a message every day. Like just one message and see. That's it. That's the answer. Persistence pays off here.

when it comes to dating. I'm just going to stop taking no for an answer. Yep. I hear no a lot. It always ends well. And it sucked when I hear that answer. Jerry waits a few days to put these vlog posts out. And the reason why he was doing it originally,

he said he was going to wait a couple weeks because people like the Queen were watching his videos and then hearing about all the stuff that was going on behind the scenes and getting freaked out about it. So he says, well, I'll give us a few days. The problem is, is that, like, that's fucking him up. he's not sure when things are happening or what things are at.

So this video, oh no, I didn't publish it tonight. All right. It's coming out tomorrow night, you know, actually it's coming out tomorrow night. And it'll be about,

you know, she is coming on tomorrow night anyway, but by the time you see it, it'll have came out last night or the day before. So it's kind of like your time traveling, right? Like I'm talking on September 6th, 2026,

but you're, you might be watching this on September 9th, 2006, or maybe you'll be watching it in a thousand years and a whole religion will have been made around me like they made one around Jesus of Nazareth. I knew he was going there. Wow. He called a woman delusional. People are going to worship me like I'm Jesus.

Okay. I got to say, I think this is the perfect tagline for his show. He should use this. Obviously, it's ridiculous. but it's fun. Yes. Isn't that perfect? It is fun.

I enjoy it. All right. Let's talk about this woman he went out with that he berated the entire time. She didn't share his views on things. He is not thrilled that he had to pay 600 bucks for this. The woman I went out with

is just on this matchmaking service for the cheap trying to date rich dudes. You know. I'm a rich dude. Whether you realize it or not, whether the bank recognizes it or not, I'm a very wealthy dude. I have so much wealth and abundance,

and it's just attracted to me. I'm printing money right now on crypto. On MaxPy, on my Jerry Banfield, crypto reviews. I'm talking about that. I'm, I sold the Queen video for 2000.

Oh, boy. Wow, right back to that again. By the way, my rich shirts are at the dry cleaner right now. You know, we're running the undershirt. This one just wants to get with rich guys like me and he's like all right so maybe you guys don't think that the bank certainly doesn't he brought up the bank yeah Jerry we can't lend you any more money why not I'm rich

I have I can take out more loans pay you back with that bank's opinion on this is really the only one that matters it's kind of true yeah I think they're right they have the data like he was telling his date the other day well he does get props to the Jerry Bannfield viral sensation YouTube channel at Jerry Banfield Gaming that's the person who posted the queen video

to whoever bought that on the Jerry Banfield viral sensation who he broke the video into three parts and released each part separately and made people wait

two days for the next part respect my brother respect that was funny that was funny Jerry Banfield's last desperate attempt to the queen see if I could go back in time would I do it differently

and maybe I still have the relationship with the queen, would I trade dating her for $2,000? Dang, that's a really good question, isn't it? Well, there was two questions, but... Hold on a second. Should this be a debate? I don't know. This was the woman of his dreams.

He was going to start a family and a life with her and have children. And he's like, but if the devil would have came by, I said like, here's $2,000 never talk to a guy. I'm like, sweet. Right. This is crazy He's having this debate with himself Would I trade

Dating her for $2,000? Dang, that's a really good question, isn't it? No. Look at his mind. Wow. I actually stumped myself for a minute. He's kind of trade my dog for two grand. What is he talking about?

He just gave himself a migraine thinking about it. I know. He's just like, oh. Adam. Imagine being. being tens of thousands and $100,000 in debt and thinking like, when I change everything in my life to make it less happy for $2,000? Yeah, of course I was.

Why? Drop in the bucket of your debt of life, love, family. You're a dating coach. What's wrong with you? All you need is love. You had to think about that. And what's that forget? The guy who bought it, bless his soul.

He decided to purchase it with ICP, the cryptocurrency, the jesus. Jerry's selling all of now. He doesn't want to be part of it. If he can even sell it, I'm not even sure if he can. For nothing. It's worth nothing. That was very funny. This is what I was alluding to earlier.

He's talking about the video he made the day before about that bitch at the coffee shop. Oh, the edit. Because then people just tell you what you want to hear all the time. That's not making your life better. And I told this woman some stuff she didn't want to hear today. And then I put the video in the AI. And it's like, you should cut these two parts. where you said this and that.

Like, all right, we'll do that. I'll take your word for it. How about this? Jerry Banfield Gaming will give you $2,000 if you give us the two parts that you cut out from that video. I don't know how deepest pockets are. Let's go for this. Yeah. Come on, Jerry.

We want all this stuff that you cut out because AI is just like, what are you thinking with this? You're a lunatic? What could it be? I know. I want to know what AI is just like scratch. He says, Jerry. How are we still here? I once choked a bitch for breaking up with me.

AI is so positive in all respects what he has to be saying for it to be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It must be violent and scary. Exactly. Okay. So this is him talking about that bitch who wanted a virtual date. Adam thought that maybe Jerry should have been agreeable to this. There's a reason why he said no to that. I pick a time the matchmaking service sets the date for us.

and then like three hours later I get a message that she wants a virtual date I'm like what what what you got a time you got a place to meet at and now you want a virtual date what so I said no I didn't I didn't message her

this is through the Mashaman company they're like hey your date would like to do a virtual date I'm like no she lives in Tampa no I'm not doing I'm not paying $625 to do

a Zoom call. No. Yeah, get off of the wrong foot there. I wonder why. Tell that bitch. You've been to meet with a fucking coffee shop. I think we agreed to. Well, let the bitch know. The Seward says, see you there. I was watching

Michael Richards and Jerry Seinfeld talk, and Jerry was like, you know, we knew it was you, Michael, right at the beginning to play Kramer. And Michael Richards, like, you know, I had like six auditions after that point. There's always hurdles. Even when it's meant to be, people are always testing you. There's hurdles.

If you want something like you claim, you'll just do anything for it. You let her know right off the bat that her time all the way in Tampa wasn't worth a phone call for her own safety. You're such an asshole. Yeah. And the best part is he did not learn that lesson, Adam. Nope. He learned nothing. But rated her when she was there.

She learned her lesson. Never doing one without a Zoom again, ever. That's why I have that rule. All right. One last clip because Jerry, he's feeling. musical in this episode. And I like that because he has no musical talent. So it makes me a giggle.

Facts my favorite song, by the way. I listen to it every single day. Oh, oh, oh. Dude, I love that shit. That's probably my guiltiest pleasure is listening to FAC almost

every day, sometimes two or three times a day. Jesus. Oh, oh, oh. Please don't play that again. I promise you, I will not. It's not Eminem's best. I'm going to have some bangers.

I don't think Fack gets his best. But Jerry loves it. It's very excited about it. Doug from the Jingles Department reached out to me this morning. He discovered something that's pretty fucking wild. There is a show out there on YouTube called the Barry Janfield show. What? And ever since I saw this, you might have noticed I've been pausing every time to say Jerry

Banfield. He's like, I got to take it the right way or the wrong way. Now I got this in my head. this looks absolutely incredible. Very similar to dabbling Dufus. Maybe it is dabbling Dufus. I think about it. Oh shit, it probably is.

This guy is doing a recap. He watches all the stuff that Jerry puts out. And once a day, he's like, all right, here's the stuff that Jerry covered on the show. And he's obviously a filter on. And the Barry Janfield show, the last 24 hours of Jerry Banfield. And an unofficial fan recap,

R slash Banfield verse Oh I don't think I'm I don't think I'm on there You're gonna get on there But we can't go see Whitney Cummings Yeah correct But you can join that okay It's free fuck you

World's biggest Jerry Banfield fan And this is my show Where I take every video Jerry posted In the last 24 James Serer Jin Zawai twice 4 Yeah 23 hours I didn't tell you what he did

And why he was right I am blessed tonight Last night's short About Jerry paying rent With Cash Advances To keep his ICP got 65 views and last night's episode got eight likes. That is 65 people who wanted to hear about Jerry Banfield and eight people who pressed a button

for him and none of it is mine. It is proof of how much people love Jerry Banfield and how great he is. So click that like button if you love Jerry Banfield as much as me, Barry Janfield. Today Jerry posted five videos. On his creator's channel, Jerry explains why following dating advice to go quiet after a great date cost him the second one and says the queen's love content will never grow. On his dating channel, Jerry tells a date he remembers being a woman in past lives and keeps going when she says she will not argue. On his gaming channel, in an old stream he reposted, Jerry tells a story about a woman who turned down his kiss and says he still goes to AA.

On his main channel, Jerry says asking the queen to be his girlfriend before a kiss was a mistake and that going public about her brought in $2,000. On his ICP channel, Jerry says he called the bottom on ICP and the price pumped to $3 right after. and stay until the end to see Jerry explain how announcing he was selling his ICP is exactly what pumped it to $3 while he kept almost half. Today's first video was posted on Jerry's creator's channel and was called I Built a Game. All right. This is going to be appointment viewing for me. I already liked that video. Let's go to his page.

He's got 34 subs. Did I sub yet? I did. Okay. I'm subbed down here as well. I was the 34th. Wow. Oh, 35 now he's got.

This is exciting. I'm glad people are covering everything that Jerry Banfield is doing because a lot of it slips through the cracks for me. I'm got to be honest. I ask people to help me out. You see stuff. I need to know about. Send it to me. I do appreciate that.

And Doug, the Jigows Department. Thank you for sending that in. Good find. Do you think Jerry would hate that guy or love it? Love it. Yeah. He loves attention. Yeah.

That guy can go out there and accuse Jerry of things that only Kevin Brennan would accuse you of doing. And Jerry would still be like, yeah. He's talking about me. So that's pretty cool. You think he'll try to date that guy? Yes. He's talked about going gay. I think it's just a matter of time with Jerry Benfield.

I just want him to be happy. Exactly. That's all I care about too. All right. You guys ready to talk about the opster and what's going on my buddy, Greg Hughes? Emily's like, see, he said it. Eric Marino, I don't know what he does for a living. I can't be a comedy writer anymore.

He's really bad at comedy. But he lives in Manhattan. which I believe is expensive unless you live where Gino lives. But I think he's midtown. And he's got an issue with his apartment currently that he wants to talk about. And are you still doing the glue traps or are you in the electric trap? I thought about your electric traps. I did.

I've been glued. They've been glued trapped. It was a lot of, that's actually woke. In fact, I thought I was going to be late because I had to deal with a little beep, beep, beep. Right. Somebody was squeaking. They were squeaks.

the, you know. Wait, you're doing glue traps, so then you've got to take the scissors and you've got to cut their ear off the glue trap and then try to let them go. They're not, they don't die from the glue traps. They're stuck there in time begging for help. Oh, is that what happens? Is that what happens? I don't know. Once I throw them out, I don't know what happens. I don't know. You just throw them out stuck to the glue trap? I'm not going to make any comments at this time. I think I might, I'll have my attorney, Mr. Berman, speak for me. I'm not going to make any comments. Dude, you step on them like a fucking Jewish wedding. Like stepping on a glass, you just fucking. Mazel tov. Every time you step on a fucking mouse on a glute. Mazel tov. No, man.

All right. New drinking game for Opie show. Anytime someone repeats the exact same joke right away. Dude. It's so much. I got to drive home. Okay, let's not start that game today. But it's so.

Often, like, both these guys, they can't stop themselves. Ron gets a reaction from Mazel tov and has to scream it again as obnoxiously as possible. So, Opie's gag was like, oh, you got mice in your apartment. You can't use the glue traps, and you've got to cut off their ear so they can be free. It's like, well, why do I trap them then? Get back in the wall, buddy. Eric could see that Opie could not follow what he was saying at all. So in the middle of his story, he just resorted to what Opie loves.

cookie, cookie, gokey, goy, just making noises. And then I was like, yeah, that's good. I got it. Well, speaking that I'd be able to follow things. So, Opie explains that the ear cutting off story was a true story, which is why he told it. No, that's a real story because someone told me get the glue traps. And my first mouse that I got with a glue trap, the stupid ear was stuck like this. And the thing was looking at me with his little mouse fucking eyes.

I felt bad. So I did take scissors. I cut him out of the glue trap, but now he had a big thing stuck to his ear, and then I let him outside. Because I had a little brownstone apartment with a little tiny outdoor space, so I let him out there. Did you give him some anesthesia? All right. So Opie explains that he actually tries to help all the animals he finds in his house or apartment and tries to get them outside. He finds spiders in his high-rise apartment and chucks him out the window.

How do you feel about that? I would murder them immediately. I'd flush him down the toilet. But he lived in a brownstone. Could you imagine a fucking spider landing on your fucking head with your water on Manhattan? Okay, now I just changed my mind. I'm very mad about this. Yeah.

I'm actually very mad about this. He's throwing cockroaches at the front door of his brownstone. Yes. He was talking about that with the cockroaches, too. That's disgusting. It's not great. Um, so Opie then

Ron's not following anything this. You might have noticed that Ron's just like bored that the other guys are talking and he's not the subject matter. Oh, he sucks. He's so, he's so fidgety. He's always doing something when he's not talking. Oh yeah.

He has to make sure that like people are paying attention to him. He's grabbing snacks. He's drinking drinks. Touching his fucking face. Ugh. I, I just show him the mouse screen when you cut his ear off. Yeah.

and then all the other mice made front of them on the street. Ron, I know that I'll chit-chat with you. You get bored so you're half-listen. I cut around the ear so it could get them out of the glue trap. So now he had a piece of the glue traps stuck to his, yeah, there you go. Eric Marino's got a visual for you. There you go. For props to hope he.

I have to agree with them. Yes. Pras would be like, all right, Ron, I realize you were bored because we were having a conversation. You didn't want to follow it. So here's what we were just saying. fucking idiot. There's more of, uh, berating. Ron.

Good. Yeah, which is, which is fun. Ron just wants Opie all to himself. More time on that. Ron, what do you think of, uh, Trump lying about being at Ground Zero? Are you done with your crackers and your key? Are you ready? Yes.

Well, play, Opie. Ron, it's an hour and ten minutes of fucking more. Can you have your fucking little snack? An hour and ten? I don't could you imagine? I keep you guys here for way longer than that. All right. So Eric Marino, we call him callback Eric.

He's pretty quick with the callback on this episode. 9-11. All the people that seem to be defending Trump and saying he's the best president, it's like they're cutting around his ear because he got stuck to the gloom trap. He's had that one in the chamber since Opie said it. And it didn't even make sense. For no reason. No.

It's not even a joke. Not even a joke, but just like this is a thing that we talked about earlier. I'm going to reference it again. Now we're talking about Trump, and I'm just going to reference that. And of course, Opie loves it. Opie loves Eric Marino because he has writing credits. So Opie's very quick to gas him up. Opie likes the shiny new object.

He always likes the new shiny guy. Tony P was that guy for a while. now Tony P yeah honeymoon's over yeah he lied about the Wi-Fi so Tony revealed he had a personality and a wife who didn't need makeup

that was Opie's big comic about God that was so embarrassing that was his big compliment hey you always pretty without makeup on yeah fuck you Opie thanks prick she passes the makeup test she passes the makeup test yes always testing people

all right so this is a little flex from Eric Marino They're talking about 9-11. Of course, the 25th anniversary is coming up. We'll be celebrating here. That's stupid. Everyone knows exactly where they were when they heard about 9-11. I was in Northport at a stupid diner with my dad.

We were having breakfast before I was going to take the ride into the city to do my show at W&EW with Anthony. I know exactly where I was. Everyone knows exactly where they were if they were alive back then. Sure. I had a job interview with the TV show that turned out to be That So Raven, as the towers went down. And I had to, I'm out in L.A., you know, I mean, 3,000 miles away. And it's one of those weird moments where I'm watching everything happen.

It's three hours earlier. So it's, you know, it's five in the morning, six. Hold on you guys see Ron's face. Remember when Ron was filming for that TV show thing or whatever a little while ago? He's like, I'm in show business now. He'll be like at me. This guy's talking about a job interview for a TV show. And look at Rod.

Down. And I had to, I'm out in L.A. You know what I mean, 3,000 miles away. and it's one of those weird moments where I'm watching everything happen. It's three hours earlier, so it's, you know, it's five in the morning, six in the morning. And I'm like, I'm watching everything happen in New York. And I'm like, do why? He must have to be doing the boring.

Fucking food out. Jesus Christ. It's so transparent. He's so jealous of Opie's new friend. I'm like, do I have to go to this job interview today? You're trying to call these production offices and like, hey, that's a raven. Are you interviewing? is in a national, are we in a national catastrophe?

Yeah. Got the job, by the way. Thank you. That's O'Reavan. Wait, you worked on that show? Sure. Season one. All right.

That's incredible because that's what I said when I heard about 9-11. It's like, that's so Raven. It's so Raven. I bow to you because when my kids were a little younger, we watched the show. We watched the show for a little while. Now, a couple of things I picked up on. One was he got the job. Like, neither here nor there, another new with the conversation.

they were having. He goes, oh, I remember where I was on 9-11. I got a job on a TV show. You're like, okay, so you're just

bragging about that? But then he goes, oh, you worked on that show? He goes, season one. Oh. So it didn't work out. That show went out to be pretty popular.

And I did a little AI chat on this to find out who the writers were for that, So Raven. Eric Marino's name does not show up anywhere. Oh.

So. Turns out they wanted diversity. Go figure. But, I just love Rod's reaction to all of that. So now they're talking politics. And Tony P's in the chat

because someone's got to keep them in check. Tony P's watching on Facebook. Well, Tony P's in the chat. When he's not on the same, I forgot he's a hater. He writes, politicians lying. You guys have cracked the code. Thank you, Tony P.

Thank you. Thank you. That's it. You're right. We crack the code. They're right. my God. By the way, you know who cracked the code? Huh.

Dr. Tom Segura, he broke it down with his medical degree. Oh, my God. Let me, let me, honestly, it was like, I know where you get. I know where you're going. Well, Ron's giddy about this. He snorted a little. Dr. Tom Segura with his medical degree broke it down. So I'm thinking, okay, what did Tom Seguer say? Don't worry. O'Pie's got this ready to go. He's got it loaded. They're going to play.

the clip, which is fascinating, because we finally get to a glimpse of what Opie's show would be if he had our format. So we're going to watch Opie Watch Two Bears One Cave and comment on it. This Tom Segoor, you know, sometimes I, I'm wide awake in the middle of the night going, why? Why? Why is Tom Zagorra and Burke Kreischer's hugely successful in the podcast space? I just try.

Sometimes I don't understand. I'm like, why? Why are they getting millions of downloads per episode on their two bears, one cave podcast? Well, they're not. But also, is that interesting? Every now we get, Opie admits the truth. That was 100% true. Yeah.

He stays awake late at night, wondering why Tom Seguerah, Burke Kreischer, and list 50 other names are more successful than he is at podcasting. Because it's the only thing you can do when you're not allowed to self-reflect. When you can't go, what have I done? What can I change? What am I going to do? You're like, what's that fucking guy? Why do people like him? They shouldn't.

Maybe I'll tell people how to run it. They shouldn't like him. Oh. And now I understand because we got a clip of Tom Segora and he breaks down this Trump thing perfectly. We can't have a take like this. That's why. Tom Sigora is on the top of the podcast Hill. You're overselling it.

I think it's not the way I would have set it up, but I would do I know. Let's see where he goes with this. Patch Adams overselling it. Because these takes are amazing, man. They're amazing. He's the next doctor, Oz. He really is. And here it is.

It's hard to lay it on this thick when we haven't seen the clip yet. You know, like I forget you're being sarcastic, but I don't know what you're talking about. Let it speak for itself. Right. Tom's a Gore breaking it down. Something no one else could do. Thank you, Tom. But then in, particularly in this,

residency, he is so clearly, physically and mentally falling apart. Like, his cognitive stuff is clear that he's not as sharp as he was. He fucking falls asleep. He's definitely put on weight. He moves around differently than he did before. He doesn't look healthy. And he's 80, you know? I mean, like, it's like, I'm not saying 80s different, man.

My dad is. My dad said to me the other day, he goes, buddy called and he said 60 70 is the new 60 and I said yeah and he goes but 80's still fucking 80 80 80s yeah that's why those guys are crushing

they should rename their podcast Captain obvious Captain obvious wow so over the top sarcasm before the clip over the top sarcasm after the clip and then change the name of the to Captain Obie really is the best

that this jocke over thing. We don't give enough credit on this show. Do you think him and Ron had the same take before the clip? Oh, I think they set this up. Okay, so they had this conversation. They definitely did. Because as soon as Ron goes, what about that, Dr. Tom Segura, which, I'm not saying it's the most interesting

things that's ever been said, but there's so much mundane boring bullshit on Opie's show. It's insane that these two guys just having a conversation about our president's mental decline. And they're like, wow, what a fucking idiot. You have a little callback to the... All right.

So apparently there's a photo that was going around like Trump dyed his hair and it's like brown or something like that. And so Eric Marino has a callback. I thought callbacks like existed within a single stream. No, he goes back a ways with this one. Where? Dude, it looks like he's going to sign you a... Come on.

Dolly Parton's wig, somebody got into the wig room. He can't let go of Dolly Parton's wigs. I mean, it didn't work before. He repeated it over and over again. Ah, who's going to buy the wigs now? I was going to buy wigs in a board. I'll wait for another stream.

Yeah, you guys will get in a week or two. Jesus Christ. All right. Let's get into more Trump humor. They're talking about the fact that it's come out. The air quality was not safe for New Yorkers after 9-11. and that was a big cover-up by Giuliani and the federal government. And so they're discussing that.

Like a musty smell. And now they're saying the air quality was terrible, but they lied to everybody because they were scared of basically what that would do to the world economy. Wait a minute. Maybe the air quality was so bad because Donald Trump was actually in the area, and it was him who was, it was just the smell of Donald Trump. because maybe that was the air quality. Maybe he really was there, and it was all that hairspray and his change of the diapers. Maybe he was there the whole time, Ted Cruz.

Why repeat that joke five times? I guess Eric Bruno just gives himself an out, you know? Just pick up. Anyone didn't work. Move on. Hairspray, hairspray. Yeah, he thinks he's going to come up with something that makes it better. He's going to tag it with something.

He never does. It never works out. And the other thing that Eric Muno loves talking about is, you know, Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. And of course, the Gulf of Mexico, Gulf of America. And so he thinks this is hilarity. Okay, you can't, you can't trust politicians. But here's the thing. This scandal is so big that President Trump took his Sharpie out yesterday and made Rudy Giuliani.

he's no longer America's mayor. He's Ontario's mayor. That's how bad. That's how bad this scandal is. He's now, he's now Mexico's mayor. He can't be America's mayor anymore. So the big Donald Sharpie came out. America mayor, gone.

Ontario mayor. Mexico mayor. That's how bad this scandal is. I mean, it's uncanny. You can't believe someone has these instincts like this. He was a comedy writer from TV. Yeah, if he was a regular. regular schm-oh, say it's Tony

telling those jokes. At least he doesn't claim to be a comedy writer. He's just a janitor. Tony's a professional comedian. Yeah, Tony actually does comedy. No, but it's crazy that Eric Marino comes on. It's constantly bragging about his credentials and working with

Ellen DeGeneres, SNL. It's so insulting. And then to just repeat, he's a mayor of America. Now he's the mayor of Ontario. No, Mexico. Mexico. Pick one.

Any of these working? Why is Opie laughing? Because he recognizes those words or because he's being supportive or what is it? He wants his show to be funny. And much like Stuttering John, if the host is laughing and the people on the show are laughing, it's a funny show. That's how that works. But remember, the whole critique they had for the Anthony and Jim show was the fake laughing. You know, Ron came out and he goes, this Anthony guy just laughing at everything.

Oh, right. What do you think Opie does when Eric Marino's on the show? Just laughs of nonsense. If you guys remember, David Lee Roth was on an airplane with the rest of Van Halen. And they were traveling to Oregon to perform a show and listening to some tunes while they're on the airplane. Caddyshack is a documentary for me. Oh, big ago. Okay, that's...

When I watched Caddyshack with my fellow caddies from the Huntington Crescent Club, we were like, this is the life we're actually living. It was creepy how accurate that movie was as far as working out of golf course. I'm all right. Nobody talking about me. Come on, everybody. Yeah, yeah. Caddyshack, documentary.

They kind of do look like the mole. The mole? Oh, Ron. Are you familiar with this movie, Candy Shack? I haven't seen it. What is the instincts of all these fucking retires and start? singing the song that said their head and do the twist. And he didn't even know the lyrics to it.

Nobody's der-de-de-de-de-de. He just to do a good impression of you. He did. Turp-a-dur. And he got trails off. Watch this again. I'm all right. Nobody talking about me.

Come on. Everybody. Yeah, yeah. Everybody. Yeah, yeah. Everybody do the mole. Yeah. Kenny Long he's like, everybody.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking idiot. You're in the caddy shot. All right, so it was a gopher. Because one of the jokes in there is like, you want me to kill all the golfers? Because Bill Murray. Anyway, not the point.

There's more news that Eric brings for them to discuss. Live. It's over. How about the Nicholas C.C.? We have a crisis in Malibu. Wait, what happened, Art? There's a crisis in Malibu breaking news. Nick Cage's Malibu Mansion has a sinkhole in the driveway.

They need to create a seawall. Really? Yeah, yeah. It's breaking over overnight. To your point, Adam, why is Opie's instinct always just crack up laughing at this guy? He goes, oh, this is actually in the news right now. It's a sinkhole. He goes, really?

Oh, really? Oh, what's going on here? Is he okay? Malibu Mansion has a sinkhole in the driveway. They need to create a seawall. Really? Yeah, yeah. It's breaking over the overnight.

I'll send you the clip later. There's, yeah, he's got to be his driveway. They've been doing reservations. The porta potty's in the sinkhole. It's all they're trying to, they're trying to throw, they're throwing bags of cement into the hole to try to create a temporary seawall. They have a, they got a problem. You see that Opie is waiting to get a word in.

his brain's already formally the next thing he's going to say Eric Marino's just filibustering hope he's going to come in with a zinger oh he's also thinking well what the hell was I laughing at yeah she sounds awful no one's listening no one's listening but no he's got he's got a good you know how he can solve that throw all his bad movies in the sinkhole and he'll be good that's right that's right that's clever I'm clever we need to wow this the opposite of clever It's the exact opposite. Yeah, Nicholas Cage has been in some bad movies, Opie.

Good point. All right. I have something I'm going to follow up this, end this segment with. I probably should have started with because this is incredible. Thank you to the great Cardiff Electric for bringing this to my attention. I would not have noticed this. Watch the way and listen to the way. This show ends on YouTube.

This is how the stream ends on his YouTube channel just this morning. Hey, by the way, all right? Is that it? Is that how we end? All I know is tomorrow is the first day of school in New York City. So that means if you leave your house around 233 in the afternoon, Yeah. It's just a million fucking kids just coming out of school. It's too much.

Watch out for it. That's how it ends. That's the stream. Listen to the podcast that he puts out. Right after the stream is over, he puts out the audio podcast. It's just a million fucking kids just coming out of school. It's too much. Watch out for Anthony Coomia.

Oh! Takes a shot at Ant for the audio listeners, but doesn't want to put that up on YouTube for people to actually discover where people are actually probably watching a show. It is absolutely disgusting

and offensive and the worst quality of Opie that he says every episode, I don't care about those guys, get my goddamn name out of your mouth. I don't feel. think about them ever, but you name every show after them. You make the headline, some inflammatory thing.

You end it with some inflammatory statement just to get their attention. Then when you get their attention, you go, I never asked for any of this. You're such an asshole. It's even worse than that. All of a sudden, he's acting like Jim Norton's the problem. Oh, you're on Jim Norton's radar. Watch out. The next 20 years of your life, he's going to be coming after you.

Leave me alone. He was leaving you alone for 20 years. You can't stop making him the focal point of your podcast. They have every right to respond. And also, didn't OPEC seem a little surprise that school started tomorrow? He did not seem like he knew that was coming. Yeah, good point. Oh, shit.

That's a very good point. All right. So, yeah, the little shot at Anthony at the end. Thank you again, Cardiff Electric, who sent up by way out of the fuck he found that. Very impressive. Is it weird or is it gay? What will Lairn say today? Is it gay?

Welcome. Megan to the program. Hello. How you doing? And Annie is with us as well. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Great to see you both.

Thanks for joining us in an early time. I hope that works out for both of you. Actually, it doesn't matter. You said you would and here you are. So that's a win. Is it gay as a game that Megan puts together for us each week? And we watch Aaron Immel, the host of the Steel Toe Morning Show, set up a new story or whatever the hell he's talking about with his idiot co-host. And he tries to make a joke because he wants to be funny and interesting.

but he's not very witty and he's very homophobic. So for the most part, the only joke he ever comes up with is that something is gay. We're going to play a clip and then try to figure out whether or not this will be one of those times when he says it's gay. And this show is called Is It Gay? Why, yes, it's a bucket and it's full of cookies. There's no gimmick. There's nothing else. It's just, I'm in.

They have a plastic jar. They put cookies in it. Welcome to our fair Sure to take a picture in front of the Ferris wheel Why don't tell me what to fucking do Is it gay to take a picture of your bucket of cookies In front of a Ferris wheel Adam?

Yes, it's gay Carl I can only be gay I'm going gay Chris I don't even care what Aaron says it's gay Annie The bucket of cookies isn't

But doing it in front of the Ferris wheel is. Ding, ding, ding, ding. There is something about a Ferris wheel. I don't know. It was because that's the first time I sucked to. Anyway. Well, take a picture in front of the Ferris wheel holding cookies. If you do that, I hope all of your friends make fun of you. That's the gayest thing, I guess. Hey, guys, we went to the state fair yesterday. You should. All right. It's a lot of gay right there.

Now I want a bucket of cookies. All I have is us to eat. Hey, you got these podcasts. Gay. Yeah. Candy. Liesel and FriendsGourmet.com. Help us beat Cardiff in the race to the most candy sold, uh, stat that I only hear about from my sister-in-law, but I'm sure everyone else is following it.

Are we sure Cardiff isn't buying his own candy and boosting the numbers? Good point. He does weigh twice as much as all of us combined. Could be eating all the candy. Round two. Larson told detectives it was, quote, passed down to him from his grandfather who was a physician. When in it, Oh, so he has a grandpa who had human remains from his time as a physician.

So you might have had like in your office. You might have had the skeletons hanging up and all it. Okay. All right. Well, you know what? Like I said, when I looked at the guy, he didn't look like a guy who had serial killer written all over him. He didn't seem like he had it in him.

And he didn't seem like a guy who would be intelligent and disciplined enough to like hide and mask what he was doing and everything else. Like this guy would get caught on his first kill. So he had a grandfather who was a doctor and he had all the skeletons in the office and he got him and dressed him up and put him in displays. Is it gay to have a shrine of Ed Gein in your house? Annie? No. Chris?

No. Carl. I'm going weird. Adam? No, it is perfectly normal. And I don't appreciate the question. All right. We're all going not gay on this one.

Built shrines to Ed Gein, which is totally fucking normal. That's not a red flag at all. It's by detective. He wanted to say weird. He did. Ah, damn it. We all got the point, though, on that one. I was just going for a couple extra points.

All right. Round three. Let's find out, is it gay? story here at 5 today. It's an NBC4 exclusive. The man, the so-called butt sniffer, is apparently under arrest again. What a creative name? What does he do?

So what does this guy do? Well, he comes around and he sniffs butts. Wow, what are you calling him? Hang on to your hat. We're calling him the butt sniffer. We figured that was the best way to go. You know, just straight to the point, you know, cuts through. We didn't try to get cute.

No br. And plus, but sniffer worked. really well on the coffee cups we tested. We have exclusive video that shows 39-year-old Calise Crowder inside a store in Glendale, where once again he is accused of smelling people's behinds. He's like a golden retriever. He just goes into places, kneels down to the lowest level on the shelf,

and just starts smelling your asshole. Sounds like a fun time. All right. After receiving that, I'm sure. I mean. Is it gay to sniff butts in public, Adam? Oh, my God. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It does seem obvious, doesn't it? Chris. I think this is the misdirect. Okay. Chris is going not gay. Annie?

Not gay. All right. We're split on this one, two and two. Invasive, sure. It's fucked up. Yeah. Redeeming quality to it. I'm not really finding one yet.

Super shouted if you've got a. Pastor Manning Stone. He wanted to say, you guys heard the g? I did. I'm backing that up. I swear to God. He did not get partial credit for this.

He just goes into places, kneels down to the lowest level on the shelf, and just starts smelling your asshole. Invasive? Sure. It's fucked up. Ah, he wanted to so bad. Um, and then he goes,

tell me what you guys think it's super shout. What a horror. All right. Congrats to Chris and Annie on that one. Snagget a point from us. This is round four. Please start advertising on the show. What is this?

What is this? No, we're not having a Vikings watch party with Louis and Blaze. That's not an actual. thing we're doing. We're not doing an event with Louis and Blaze. That's not accurate. A annoyed Wawa supervisor says update your computer, fatty, respectfully. That's not it. And I did update

all my shit. That's not what it is. OBS did a fucking update where it fucks with your encoder. He's so mad at OBS. Are OBS updates gay? Annie. Yeah. Chris. Yeah.

Carl. I'd say based on the anger level, he's going to call this gay. Adam. Going gay. And how you do shit, it's fucking gay and fucking annoying. And OBS didn't need to fuck with it. Every time he gets angry. Thanks for the tip, Kirk.

That's a thing. It's real gay. All right. This is round five of Is It Gay? We have a final round after this one that's worth three. points, but this is also worth uno. Pointo. Probably say that differently, but

it's just like, stop being so pleased with yourself. You're uncomfortable. Like, to look at, like, just your general the existence, the thing that makes up you. It's just, it's really hard to deal with,

is what I'm saying. Dorkness Rising says, Kensington hookers. I mean, that would be better. Toothless, methless, horrors, at least they'd be girls. They get on socialist media says this is awesome. I hope they keep doing it just for the reactions.

But here's the thing. If Philly, I think they did this on purpose in Philly, they launched it out. This is about cheerleaders in case you were lost. It was a little less. I started getting lost. The Vikings

were the first NFL team to have male cheerleaders. Is that because Minnesota is gay Adam Yep, gay Carl Of course

It's gay Chris It's got to be gay Annie It's gay It takes one to no one All right Let's go

He rolled it out first in Minnesota Because they were like Minnesota's gay They're a bunch of pussies Nobody's gonna do shit All right What are the scores currently

Before our final round Producer Chris Me and Annie tied for the lead. You and Adam? Not. Okay. So you guys by one point, fighting rounds a little different.

It's going to be multiple choice. It's worth three points. It's anyone's game right now. And I doubt we'll have like multiple tie for first. That never happens. No. You never know. My friend, the one the only,

Gino Basconte, Gino. Well, gay. After ours. How are you, my friend? We're hanging out. I am fed. I'm going to not play. I'm going to choose not to play this because I have really terrible luck with

Gino and him fucking me over. So I'll maybe look into that a little bit more tonight. And then I will see if it's something we should play on tomorrow's show. But every time I see Gino on a screen, I just get flashbacks to like, oh, look, I've never done anything wrong. This guy keeps fucking me over. why don't we go ahead and take him off the screen. That sounds good.

And you know what? Fuck Kiwi farms and all those guys who go like, Eh, Aaron never learns. Suck my fucking ass. I've been a good boy. I'm sorry. Suck my fucking ass, please. I was rude.

That's on me. He said, please. It was nice. Aaron continues to blame Gino Bisconti for all his league. troubles. We all remember when Gino begged for a Kayla-ricaded titty pick live on the Steeltoe morning show. Aaron knows to watch himself now when it comes to Gino. Why is that? One, he's wiser. B, he's more intelligent. Next, he's smart. And lastly, he knows better. Annie?

Knows better Chris Knows better More of a flex That's right up as a alley Knows better Carl I'm gonna say he's wiser

I'm gonna say he thinks He learns things in life Adam It's wiser or knows better I'll go with knows better All right So You guys

You and Annie are tied right now currently Yeah You can win this. You have the same answer? Yeah. Okay. And you didn't have coming cake. I saw Gino on the screen and I got the fuck out of Dodge. The smartest man there is.

Ah. My job. I didn't think he was just going to lie. No one would believe that. There's a reason why. All right. So what's the final results there? Producer Chris.

Me and Annie won. Congratulations. to you and by default. A big victory. Well, I mean, what has the most points. So you earned this one.

Congratulations. Megan, great game. Thank you for putting that together. All right. Simon said over the Opier Bird game. This is the game where we try to figure out whether it's Opie podcasting or Bill Burr podcast. You'd think that'd be difficult.

And it is. But you know what? My wife will still find something to complain to me about. Hey! We greet all of our beautiful, celebrating people. Nice to keep all of your bodies again. I'm your host, Simon, from Painstaking. Let's play a little opier burr.

How about so? Round one. It was a glorious weekend, man. I went on a... I went on a sailboat yesterday with the family. My friend has a catamaran. How do you say it? A catamaran.

A catamaran. Time to register those votes. It sounds don't have to be Opie, but you'd have to have friends and a family. I'm going to Bill Burr on this one. Producer Chris, what you got? That was my logic, too. I went Burr. All right, Annie?

Yeah, same per. Megan. I also want to say Opie. I'll just stick with that. Opie, all right? And, Ed? Billber. All right.

Megan's. the lone holdout. Let's find out. And here's the answer. It was a glorious weekend, man. I went on a, I went on a sailboat yesterday with the family.

My friend has a catamaran. How do you say it? Catamaran. A catamaran. Now it sounds like a Ketamaran. Let's sail away the sadness from round two. Did you Irish up the coffee? No, I don't Irish up the coffee.

I do not. Time to register those votes. Adam Bush, failed actor. What do you got? Bill Burr. Can you spare a dime? Megan? Burr. Annie. Opie.

Mr. Chris? Burr. I'm going to Bill Burr. And here's the answer. Did you Irish up the coffee? No, I don't Irish up to coffee. I do not. He said, I do.

Don't. Not, I didn't. Let's start morning drinking for round three. All right. But then what about the milk? Where do I get the milk? I got to get the milk from an organic cow. Time to register those votes.

Megan, what do you got? Opie. Annie? I'm going to Bill Burr, Adam. Bill Burr. Mr. Chris. Chris. it's got to be burr

let's find out and here's the answer all right but then what about the milk where do I get the milk I get the milk from an organic cow yes let's play

round four and then we did call and Sean that's one in the email I goes this is my favorite one that's pretty good and then the end of the week

my phone's ass. Let's play round four. And then the end of the week, my phone's going like, you averaged eight hours a day on your phone, and I'm going, no, I did not.

Time to register those votes. That's a tough one. Producer Chris, what do you got for this one? Jesus, it could be either. Yep, that's the game. Opie. Annie? Opie.

I'm going to go build bird. Megan? Opie. Adam. Opie. All right. And here's the answer.

And then the end of the week, my phone's going like, you averaged eight hours a day on your phone, and I'm going, no, I did not. And then Bill's phone admitted it was lying. All right. PC. Yeah.

What are the scores currently? Carl, you got two. Adam has won. and he has two, I have won. Megan has won. Oh, we stink at this game. All right, this is a challenging one. Let's play round five.

To take your wife, a couple's place. You know, just wine country, you know? If you drink, going up there, you've got to admit, wine makes you feel good about being an alcoholic. Doesn't it? You know what I mean? Time to register.

those votes. Adam, what do you got? I Bill Burr. I think it's got to be Opie. Megan, what do you have? Opie. Annie?

Opie. Bruce of Cress. Burr. All right. Two Burrs, three opies. Let's go. And here's the answer. To take your wife, a couple's place, you know, just wine country.

You know, if you drink. going up there. You got to admit, wine makes you feel good about being an alcoholic, doesn't it? You know what I mean? Why don't you Irish up that wine a little bit? Okay, who's telling me the world?

Listen, we got to go. Simon here, opi or burr. We'll see you next time. Goodbye. Bye, Simon. Great game. Why would wine be you feel good about being? What are the final scores there, producer?

Four-way tie for first. Megan. Oh. I guess I got that one right. So what you're saying is there. All you all got wrong. What you're saying is not that there's a winner, but there's a single loser.

Yeah, well, you're saying that. And that's Megan. Boo! Well, you know, the important thing is that you had fun and you played the game and that you brought us in Spotify comments from recent episodes of before these podcasts. You can comment on individual episodes when you listen on Spotify. And we appreciate the people.

who do that. Indeed. From episode 758, Backdoor Benji says, Adam nailed his analysis on a Bert. Well done, Mr. Bush. Backdoor Benji, of course, sending me already Fletcher DVDs. Thank you very much for that, sir. Baby Butter said, something shady is up with Howard Stern. I'm convinced he's blackmailing someone. No one is listening to his show anymore. He shouldn't be signing any deals. the only thing that makes sense. I was, we were hanging at the, the garbage play party on Sunday before Labor Day. I was talking to some friends of mine

who used to be Howard Stern fans. I don't talk to a lot of Howard Stern fans these days. And one of the things that was brought up that I didn't even think about like, what is possibly in this for HBO? They're not going to get a single new subscriber from this. I haven't seen an announcement from anything other than Howard's camp on it. Have you guys seen any, like you're in the industry,

Adam, according to me. Have you seen any announcements? HBO's like, hey, we got Howard, certain September. Howard Stern. No, nothing. The only thing I can think is that it's some kind of business deal between Sirius and HBO Max and that it's just about stocks

and keeping things at a certain price point and nothing to do with creating a show or getting new viewers. Because it's also weird timing to be announced. This must have been in the works for months. And then to like wait two weeks before it happens, but, by the way, how we're going to be on the channel soon?

They slipped it out in the summer. They didn't make a big announcement. All of this feels to be like saving face and just not trying to like rock some sinking ship as opposed to like launching a new one. Yeah. Yeah, I totally agree. I really liked your take on it gives serious and out to eventually just kind of be like, all right, and we're out of the way now. Watch how we're not on HBO once a week.

It's your problem now. Yeah, exactly. All right. What else you got for us, Megan? from the mini-sode your Jerry Banfield mini-sode Jimmy Z said I have no evidence of this but I have to imagine S.J. is getting jealous with this Jerry coverage.

Dude, I would love for Sittering John to come back with six channels. John Lide dating is one of us. That'd be awesome. So you want to be a YouTuber. All right, sit down, kids. I'll teach you. And then I have one more from episode 759.

Manny Muskitts says Little Dickie will literally do anything that doesn't involve rapping. Mani Muskett's my man. I don't know enough about Little Dickie, but people... He's an incredible rapper. And Dave is an incredible show if you ever watch it. He's very, very talented. I do have to check out, Dave.

It was like I would enjoy that show. It's really good. I've heard it's very good. Dave obviously very self-deprecating on it, which when you have the main character it creates a show, it's also the butt of the jokes, and it works for Always Sunny,

it works for all Dana McBride stuff. It's why Suttering John made a movie called One Too Many that no one understands or believes. It's over your head. Yeah, I'm going to make a movie where I get a hot chicken that she wants to bring another hot chicken to the bed. Yeah, but who's starring in it? It's a fantasy.

Sci-fi. It doesn't make any fucking sense. Andy, do we have any new reviews that I'm coming? Yes, we do. Well, Lamina Kat says, Shut up, Carl. I'm sick of hearing Carl brag about his ventilated seats. My eight-year-old Ford has ventilated seats.

Get over yourself. Thanks a lot, Carl. I can't stop talking about it. It's just, it's changed my life. But don't worry, fall is coming. I won't even want cold air in my ass. I probably still well. I probably still well.

But at least it was a five-star review. Thank you for the five stars. We appreciate it. Five. Kevin Shaluter. comments on cast box saying do not and I repeat do not ever replace the Jerry Banfield I look gay

I look great I feel great beans Stinger or I'll be forced to take drastic measures against your gay poop eating club foot smile talking ass It's just not my favorite singer I know people like it That's why I keep it going I'm a man of the people I listen to the feedback that I got Is that a five star? It's the best

You think it's the best too It's I sing along Every time it comes on It's just, it needs to hit harder for me. My problem, it takes too long to get going. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans.

Beans. I look great. I feel great. You know, it's no, uh, that's my net. That's my net. That's a beggar right there. It goes something like this. I love you so.

My sweetest love. My sweet. All right. Well, he does sing a lot now, so I'm sure somebody can piece something together. For sure. I also need someone to put together the callback king for Eric Marino. I think that would be very funny to have that on the board. Adam, got any gigs?

Any projects in the works you want to tell people about? Yeah, I'm going to be at the local Kinko's just scanning and scanning everything I have. If you want to combine, say hi, it's going to take a while. Awesome. I will put the poll up. on away. Please do. Let me know what they think you should do. I'll put it up on X and Patreon.

If you go to check out. Annie, what do you have going on? Not a lot, but I do want to promote Roachie's channel. Rochi, everybody's favorite, annoying chatter. Besides Sam Bibli, if you want to check out his gatekeeping hour on Sunday, go to Rochey 888 on YouTube. You're referring to Rochi as a chatter?

He's a guest on every show in the devilverse. Well, I can't try on YouTube without seeing. Rochi on there. We love your Rochi. You're the best. Definitely check that out. Producer Chris. Well, we did plug it at the top of the show, but why not? Why not book it again? We will see you all at Beer Park on Clinton Avenue, Rochester and the South Wedge this Friday. 7 to 10 p.m. 7 to 10 p.m. I believe there's a $5 cover charge. Yeah. It's just to keep the Mexicans out. Yeah. It's very effective.

Oh, you moved it from the garden? You don't like the garden? You don't like it there. Uh, Megan, anything you're promoting? Yeah, get some, uh, get some candy and vote for Carl and the creep off. Oh, did you try the creep off candy yet? Yes, it's really good, isn't it? I like pistachio a lot. Me too. That's why I got it.

They did pistachio, um, pudding shots at this, uh, get together that was at. Mm-hmm. I over-indulged. Oh, wow. They're delicious. I know. It's not, I'm, it's not like me. I don't have a sweet tooth.

And you don't do shots. I don't do pudding. Yeah, but what the fuck's going on? doing these things. Who was that guy? No idea. I have no idea. All right.

We have some voicemails coming in. Gary and San Diego brings us the rock and rolla voicemail segment. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mid. Rock and rolla. Someone sent me a note that it was the album Rock and Rolla by Judas Priest. It was like the 40th anniversary? 45th.

I don't even know how long ago that would have come out. came out 74. Oh, then it wasn't any of those things, though. Then the article I read was wrong. A lot of people talk about Jerry and the voicemails. The Jerry Banfield solution to finding love. Women find you uncomfortable and cringy. Here's a solution.

Take a trip to Thailand and buy a sex sling. Couldn't get any easier than that. That's right. That is the solution. Holy shit, Carl. You put the chocolate's chuckle fuck the chuckle fuck. Stop the fuck up. Tony, what do you got a vibrator on your ass?

Holy shit. Sometimes. When you're on Drew Lane. That's usually, you stay in your lane. You don't talk too much. You're not fucking chuckle fucking. Holy shit. And when you mention mint salad, why you never mention her titch?

She's got a phenomenal wreck. Oh! They're very big. She's very big boobs, that mint salad. And we've had a lot of people come around on Jerry Banfield. And I remember when we started covering. them pretty regularly again this year. I saw all people say I skipped the Jerry Manfield segments.

Oh, yeah. And I went, well, I don't know if you should be doing that. And some of them have figured that out. Bravo, the Jerry Banfield stuff. I went from being a Jerry Banfield skipper to skipping the main show just to listen to what Jerry Vanfield has to say. Don't do that. One thing I don't get, though, so he's got hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt.

And he's still living off the debt, I guess. So how did that work? Who lended Vanfield money and why? Or does it have to do with the divorce? Is he getting like alimony somehow? Tell me back. That's interesting. I do think it's because of the fact that he says it's credit card debt.

I think you can always get those credit card companies to give you cash advances because the interest rate is so high. They're like, even if 30% of the people pay this back, we'll make a fucking killing on it. but that is it's curious what he says that he still has like lines of credit and stuff like how's that possible another thing about jerry banfield the dude is fucking unreal absolute menace to society and the crazy thing is if you wrote that as a character you'd be a comedy genius but this motherfucker's just out here wandering around harassing women in public you know creeping on people at one point was given a badge and a gun yeah that's the part that adam's like up on

most. That's why he's so great. I know. Hey, Carl. I just wanted to call on and say that I love the show. Thank you. I mean, you're fine. I do love the Jerry Banfield segments, though, no, matter what anybody else says.

This guy is fascinating. Like, you have so much debt. I mean, imagine waking up every day. with as much debt as he has. Just a crippling fear. Anyway, we're coming up to the limit. Love the show. You're fine.

Thanks, man. Appreciate it. Hard pass on having that much debt. Seems stressful. I think I'd probably just like play the lottery or something. Like, well, it's going to get a long shot. Nobody smiles more than Jerry. I know.

It's always smiling. It's impressive. Hey, Carl. I used to skip the Jerry Banfield stuff, but I was wrong. Well, half wrong. Business mogul Jerry is boring as fuck. Leisure shoot Jerry

is fucking gold. And I think they should start playing his clips at a suicide hotline because if this guy hasn't gone to Greenland, there's no reason for anybody to. Hey. Yeah. No one has it as bad as Jerry does.

We're kidding, Jay. You're killing it. Be good. I want to give a shout out to that caller last week that mentioned ice dancer I'm looking up what she looks like I don't know who would want to fuck least Ice dancer

Jerry Banshill's ex-wife were two of the isotope dancers that are not Lucy tight asshole What about transverse? You want to lump those two ladies into this? I've got to figure up the go-go dancers Hey Carl with all this Jerry Banfield and Jesus talk lately,

I thought I'd share this with you. I'm in a wedding this fall, and I was talking to the groom the other day, and he says, you know, we're going to do something a little different. I'm like, oh, yeah? Said, yeah, instead of her, or instead of me standing at the altar

waiting for her to walk down, she's going to be standing there waiting for me. I'm like, that is different and unique. And he goes, do you know why? and I obviously have no clue what they're thinking. And he says, we want it to represent the Christ coming back for his bride. Yeah, I'll let you think about that for a second.

That's weird, right? First of all, the bride of Christ is the church, not a physical person. And also, anybody who thinks they're Christ-like is weird. Yes. Anyway, I don't want to go to this. It's scheduled him to sing throughout the ceremony for the whole crowd. Ugh. Fuck me.

Fuck you. Fuck everything. Don't call me back. You know, here are my rule for weddings. Instead of doing things differently, just do less things. Yes. You know, all the things that you'd see at weddings every time you go to a wedding. Cut all those things out.

It's my motto. Make sure there's an open bar. Open bar. My wedding had two bands. Open bar the entire time. Zero nonsense. There were speeches. No, but tons of tequila.

We went shopping together. Did you hire a zebra? Zebra was unavailable, unfortunately. Carl Deluxe, I heard about your fentanyl walk. I'm definitely interested. It sounds like a lot more fun than Hackamania. Yep. If you want to have it out in Orange County, we could stay in Newport and then just go over to First Street in Santa Ana.

There's tons of Fetty over there. Total Party. All right, man. Thanks. All right, Delox. I'll see you at the Fetano Lock. Fetty. I didn't mean that to be a charitable organization.

So people stop sending the fentanyl, please. I didn't say that. Oh, okay. You can find our PO box. Who Are These.com. We appreciate gifts in the mail. And I also appreciate Adam Bush, the love. and talented Adam Bush,

volunteers his time here every Wednesday. Sometimes... I like to give back. And I appreciate that. He called me up one day, he goes, Carl, I see you as a charity case.

And I said, I certainly am, sir. Help me out. I hope you all can turn it around one day. Adam had a lot of community service he had to do for all that essay he was up to.

So this is how we're giving it back. Mm-hmm. And I get points off my, yeah. Producer Chris. Yeah. Thanks for being here, buddy.

Oh, thanks for coming over. Okay. You know what that means. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. Okay. Bye. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Thank you. Please clap. I force the broad breaks. I force them. Some people earn them.

I force them. Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatched Carlie. Boom. His mom. Boom. Go fuck yourselves.

Have a good week. Ah, Carl. I love you. Bye, Brennan. All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing. Hi, this is high pitcher.

And you're listening to Who Are These podcasts? Chinese people smell. Are we done here? I think we are. I had a stroke I had a stroke That's a great job