Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep762 - Jerry Interview! Club Random, Sophie Rain, Kevin Brennan

Episode Date: September 17, 2026

We start off by checking in on Drew Lane’s show. He had Dave Landau on and they talk about Chad Zumock raising money for a special using GoFundMe. Dave has a new special out available now on YouTube. Bill Maher had the most successful OnlyFans model on Club Random. He is totally smitten with Sophie Rain and even lets her explain all of the superheroes in the Avengers. She has a couple of whoppers but Bill lets them go. Cringe of the Week is WATB’s mishandling of SuperChats. Jerry Banfield joins the show thanks to Vinnie Paulino. This interview is a wild ride!! We talk about his past lives, his ex-wife, his debt, failed business ventures, penis size and so much more! Jerry is an open book and we love that about him! Kevin Brennan has completely abandoned comedy. He shows all the signs of a demonic cult leader. It used to be a comedic device, to thrive on hate, but now it’s all he has left. There is no winking. He needs it to survive. He openly fights against anything resembling love, friendship or comedy. There are no laughs. Megan and Annie join the show for “Is It Gay?” and “Opie or Burr.” We finish up with your comments and voicemails. The Creep Off: https://thecreepoff.com/   WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/b0RweMi4WOk  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And boy, is he purvy. He's very excited. Jerry Banfield will be here for a rare interview. Very excited to finally talk to Jerry. Kevin Brennan is hoping that if he tells the same lies, enough times, they'll become the truth. They don't. O'Bee's completely lost the plot. He doesn't know what to make of Howard Stern seemingly getting everything that he wants.

Megan and Annie will be here for another edition of Is It Gay? We've got reviews, voicemails. But first, friend of the show, Dave Landau, was on Drew Lane Show this week. and they started discussing Chad Zumox GoFundMe. So Chris Newberg, do you know who that is? He's a comedian. I've heard the name. He's going to be at Royal Oak

Music Theater this Friday night recording a special. And he was on Drew's show in the first segment and promoting a special that he's going to be recording. And I was very proud of Drew. He's like, so do you start to GoFundMe in order and raise the money for that? He's like, no, I'm funding it myself.

And then later on in the program, Drew brings this up with Dave Landau, and they discuss the go-fund me. I knew Chris did not have a go-fund-me like Chad Zumach. I just had to ask. Oh, yeah. When is, Brandon, have you heard anything about when Chad's special is coming? I know that the go-fund-me is still up.

He's still receiving donations. I think he's maybe plateaued at like $12,500. $15,000. Is he really? Yeah. I think he spent some of it on a new bike and some new monitors. Right. Cool.

But I have no indication on when this is going to, to be filmed or release. Okay, call me crazy or too ambitious. I thought when he got the money raised that it made me a couple months and he would do the special. I didn't know that it was going to be like a long, long delay. Hasn't it been a while, Brandon? Roberto, hasn't been a while?

It's been some time. Yeah, much like I thought it was going to happen, he just doesn't even talk about it. It just went away. The whole thing is not even talked about anymore. And by the other, there's no new material. I want to pause it real quick. So there's a lot going on with our friend, Chad Zumach, who's, been striking Patrick

Milton's channel. He's been getting encouraged. He's been getting encouraged to strike channels. So I guess he struck Patrick again today. And this is going to be the next fucking thing to go to court in the Dabelverse. And I don't think Chad could afford it. I don't think he's going to get a lot of funding for this thing. Striking channels out of the people typically fund.

He's such a retard. But he probably made another hundred bucks for doing it today. Oh, well, of course, yeah, because KB is paying him to strike the channel. Which might be against YouTube. serves a service. It's possible. Definitely, definitely on the up-n-up-n-up. The YouTube doesn't want people funding people with frivolous DMTHs. I think that's the loophole. If someone's funding you to strike the channels, it's okay. And by there's no new material. I thought that, you know, it meant that he had new special written or something.

Yeah, you got to fund me and money for it. Yeah, you got to put together some new material. You do, Chad. But Chad knows that. I mean, he's got to film it, though. That's a lot. Wow, that's a lot of money. Dave's one of these guys. He doesn't want to... Rough money feathers.

He's trying to be polite about this. Yeah, I think Chats should know he should probably write material before raising money for a special that he's recording, but we also need cameras. So, there's that. Very funny.

Chad, but Chad knows that. I mean, he's got to film it, though. That's a lot, wow, that's a lot of money. But does it have to hit it? So notice that Dave's first instinct, Who has a new special out on YouTube. You can go watch it now. His first instance, he gets $12,000.

That's a lot of money. Yeah. But I think he realized it's like, oh, I don't want to shit out of fellow comedians trying to make their way in life. 14K to get the money? Yeah, it's $12,885 right now. There's $14,000. That's his goal.

But no, he does not have to hit the goal. Because as soon as they hit the goal, they can just up the goal. Is that enough to shoot a special day? His last donation was 26 days ago. I think it's a little steam. Is 12,000 that, is that amount enough to shoot a good special? I mean, you know what? With the way cameras are in the day and age, you can probably get it done for that, no doubt.

Okay. Yeah, I mean, everything's digital. If not, you could just spend the money on other stuff. I mean, he's got to pay himself 10 grand. And so, like, you think that the 2,885 would be good enough to actually film. Yeah. Yeah, I was including that. His last update was July 22nd.

And he said, I said from day one, I'd keep track of every donation. of my special, including offline contributions. I'm doing this because a lot of people are gunning for this special, and I want every single dollar to be accounted for, as shown as going directly towards making it. Well, I'll send you a buck or two. And then he'll thank you, because he thanked a list of people. It seems like the hassle with this is that everyone thinks that he's stealing the money,

so he spends all his time insisting that he's not stealing the money. That seems to be the issue, yeah. I'd rather be worried about writing some good material for the special. Yeah. Right. It's the most defensive go-fug me I've ever seen. You know what I mean? He's like, God, I'm going to use this money.

I'll tell you everywhere I spent it. I'll give me the receipts and everything. The more he says things like that, I just imagine that scene from dumb and dumber when they empty the suitcase and it's just filled with IOUs. That's as good as money. Remember when 8300 was the magic number and he got it instantly. And he knew the exact number because he talked to people who had made specials.

He'd already worked out some deals. He knew what the cost was going to be for the venue. Staffing. Audio recording. Staffing. Yeah. Security. Yeah.

Right. He was recently here, I believe. Yeah, he was. One Night Stans. Yeah, yeah. And I think people were kind of going to see if he was going to say the same jokes or if he was going to provide brand new material that he's working on for this special. Spoiler.

There's not new material. That's interesting. It's really funny that he. put on the donations like, hey, Daniel Tash gave me $1,000. And then he said, who else was it? Nikki Glazer. And so people Taples immediately contacted

them and they're all like, no, I didn't give them any money. Are you talking about 20 years ago? No, no, just this past weekend. No. So that was, of course, Cardiff Electric who got Nikki Glazer's number. Thanks to maybe someone in this room for helping that happen. I mean, maybe, I don't know what's going on.

Adams in this room, who knows? And will you ever stop? Will you ever stop? Stop doxing. Will the doxing ever end? No, that's what I do on this show. And Nikki confirmed to Cardiff. No, I have not given $500 to Chad for his special. I don't know what you're talking about.

She thought it was for his bike. Right, which... They got a sweet bike, man. That bike's a lot more expensive than mine. And if it turns out that he did use the GoFundMe money on that bike, I'm fine with that as long as he rides it to the show. Right. Remember, we did a live show.

We both rode in on a tandem bicycle. We sure did. Did we write that off? We did, right? Well, we just borrowed your sister-in-laws for some reason who had one. That seems weird. I don't know. I would never imagine that we put fake donations for your GoFundMe.

But it looks like he did. I don't know, unless Nikki Glazer was lying. I don't know why she'd lie. But that was hilarious that somebody actually got a hold of her, too. That was impressive. She might lie. She might. I guess she might.

Yeah, I don't know. I've known Chad a while. Chad said that... That's a really funny way to say that. I've known Chad a while. Yeah. Exhausted. He knows who the liar is out of these two.

She might lie. She might. I guess she might. Yeah, I don't know. I've known Chad a while. Chad said that they've been friends for 23, wait, 23 years or 13 years? In his 23rd year of comedy, so sometime in that time frame.

Yeah, and that she always answers his text in five. minutes. So I think after he asked for money, though, I don't think she'll be answering as quickly. Yeah. And that's not a go-fummy. It's not a go-fumny to ask people directly who don't give go. Hey, Nikki, can you give them my go-fund money? That's how he said he got the money.

Yeah, I don't like to do that directly. Dave goes out to say he had a Kickstarter for a movie that he made. And he's like, at a certain point, I was just like, he just put in the rest of the money that he needed and got it done. Sure. Because, yeah, you don't reach out to people directly and say, hey, do you want to donate money to me? Which, of course, you know, I think Chad did do that, but I don't think anyone gave him 500 bucks, as Chad claimed, on his go-fund me. We're still talking about this. Interesting.

Thanks, Drew. Thanks for bringing that up. I thought that was very funny. Dave has a new comedy special out. He is live in Austin. I watched it today. It's fantastic. Very funny special.

30 minutes presented by Gas Digital. And I'll play just a quick clip, but you guys should check. out. Dave Landau stand up. Tesla's here now. How exciting, isn't it? Yes, people key swastikas into those. Which is strange.

They're electric. Nazis used gas. That's fun. It's a fun little Nazi job. A little boy and an old man at the same time. It's amazing, isn't it? He was a twin.

brother. Really? Yeah. Does he want to do his act in different venues? Oh, that's a good idea. Dave, too. It's a very good idea. I love with Chad, if I can just

cap this off, that the majority of these donations came from the Dabbleverse, whether he wants it to be from comics or not. He came from the Dabalverse. The Dabalverse is the only place that actually offered him production help. Like, multiple people, including me and Rocco, offered to give him a plan or to help him, and those are the

people he continues to hate and shit on and strike. Yes, and he's being ordered to do that, as we'll see later on in our MLC segment. Brian Callan is going to Huntsville, Alabama. And someone who lives in Huntsville saw this to me. Ricky F. in Huntsville

sent me the promo he got from the comedy club. Brian Callan's September 25th of the 26th at Leavittville Live. And, I'm sorry, Leavity Live. And look at that. Special offer, $5 all-in tickets. What? $5.

It's only a papered room, as Southern John would say. What's going on with this guy's career? It's three nights in Huntsville. That's a tough sell. I guess. Brian Gallen is a comedian actor and podcaster known for his sharp observations, fearless storytelling, and unmistakable stage presence. Yes.

That's true. That's him all right He's known for his unmistakable stage presence We gotta go see this comedian His stage presence It's the next level The way he stands there It's incredible

It's uh You would never mistake it for anybody else Yeah it's a weird selling point All right Bill Maher He has uh Sophie Rain on the show This episode from last week

Has 275,000 views so far And Bill says sex To sex to this lovely young lady And they start talking about trying anything once. I always say if you do something once, okay, if you do anything twice, it's a total reputation for the rest of your life. Exactly.

You know, sucked one cock, but two and you're, you know, you're now I'm gay. Yeah, right. Okay. What about two at the same time? Yeah, I think, I was automatically to get you into the gay category. I was just trying one thing once. Try two things once. So Bill immediately starts purving out of this chick.

Of course. And Chris, I have a follow question for you after this clip. Oh, geez. I know you look like you're in perfect health. You don't look like you do drugs. Thank you. Do you do drugs? I don't know.

Would you like to start? Not ideally. Not ideally. Of course, that's a joke. See, this is why people won't talk to me. Yeah. Did you still that line from him or did he still from you? Oh.

Pretty good stuff right there. Now, I know, Adam, you like to follow our buddy Kevin Brennan. And what do we know about Kevin Brennan? He's number one. KB is number one. He's the number one son of all the sons. He's number one. He's the number one son.

I've heard about this. And it turns out Sophie is the number one only fans girl. And talking about the number one leads to a very pervy conversation. But congratulations because, like, to be number one at anything, but especially because you're number one, right, and Only fans. I like to think so, but I could never know because Only fans will never put out a statement who is actually the top person. And I've personally been in the Only Fans headquarters, and they would not tell me. Then why do I keep reading that? That's just what everyone says. No one has been able to prove like I've been able to prove.

So I do believe it. Well, I say you're number one. You're number one. I'm number one. You're number one. That's what I've been saying. Has anyone, only fans ever asked you to do number one? Because there's a lot of perverts on there, aren't there?

I think, yeah, I have. I have actually. Is that a request? That is a request. Common request. Oh, no. It got real serious. Yeah?

You do that? Is that something I could see if I signed up for your own offense? What the fuck was that? Do you like it or do you just pretend? Do you really like it? To get your hand in there? He is a perverted bag of bones. He is a mess.

Would anyone else think a conversation about being the number one earner on OnlyFans would turn into piss play? I mean, I can imagine it coming up in the conversation, but not that quick. Right. And that intently, that gaze he gave her, do they ask you? So she made $42 million in her first year on Onlyfans. According to her, but no one she's peeing on people? I don't think she peed on people on the first year You know, what's the way up to that?

I did some research Get your notebook out, Kiki So then they So then they get into Crazy requests Because I don't know if you guys know how OnlyFans works I don't But Grock told me that what happens is

Once you sign up for a OnlyFans girl's page You can then communicate with them directly Or their team Which they don't tell you that part And then you can request things and bid on certain things and have a little barter back and forth. So some crazy shit gets asked.

I know a girl, I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, I know a girl that had a request to fly all the way to Dubai and have the guy poop on her. I'm so not surprised. Are you joking? Well, I mean, first of all,

I like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm familiar with that, sure. Was it Rahit? Was it Rahit? I know him. And we just run in similar circles. We're not friends. You know, I see what dinner parties. So, Bill is going to break some news to us.

I bet a lot of you guys were not aware of. This phenomenon, no, Sophie, you're talking to someone who's very anal about shit. Like, I really, no one like shit. No one hates it more than me. Like, if I see it in a movie, I speed through the part of it. I just don't find it funny. It is gross. It is gross. It should. I agree. Yeah.

I'm never eating Dubai chocolate again. What's the movie that Bill is seeing shit in? Candy Shack? Yeah. It's not shit. That's all I can think of. He's speeding through the movie of their shit. He's not just a weird porn is what I'm doing.

Yeah, I'm guessing some independent films. rated E for E! This is about a two-hour interview and you chose to focus on this. one, Carl. I think just saying that's very telling. There's a lot of ads, Adam. I understand. There's a lot of ads. I mean, it seems like it's an hour and 42 minutes. Here and there, yeah.

There's a lot of ads in the comments are getting pissed about the ads. Because if you have YouTube premium, which us rock stars have, you don't see ads out in YouTube. Unless they're embedded in the program like Whitney Cummings and Bill Maher. So people are not used to seeing ads. It's just like a lot. And Bill sells some weird shit. He's got some weird spots What's Bill selling? Well, he's got AI tools

And of course, like ZipRecruiter and things like that Because all the HR managers are checking out Bill Maher talking to the number one oldie fans girl But there's like products I've never heard of I'm scrubbing through so I don't know the answer to that, ready? Got it. So it's not working on me, unfortunately. Let's find out more about shit play.

Hmm. Are we even friends, Chris? I'm wondering what her being on his show does for her. It's mainstream. It's anything outside of that world she'll take because it validates her. And she does a lot of these kind of interviews with TikTok people and influencers. She has the same gift that Scarlett Hampton does. Not what you think I'm going to say.

They're very good at just making older men feel heard and comfortable. And I think that's her gift more than even anything else. Because he's smitten. Bill is just like charming her. He's doing all the talking and all she has to do is agree and say yes. And I've seen Scarlett do that to KB. He just like Fawns and Fonz. And she calls him Daddy and he just, now she can do no wrong.

And they never notice it. They never notice it. See, that's one theory. I think it might be the fact that her parents are Bill Maher fans and she wants them to speak to her again. Oh, see, now she bought her parents a house. I think her parents are pretty cool as her. Okay. She bought them a house.

No, but that's definitely a motivating factor, Vinny. That's definitely in there. And I will say she's very well spoken, not like Charlotte Hampton. She can actually string sentences together. Oh. I don't know. She does a good job. She presents well.

Here's the test. Yeah, she does. How much Coke does she have on her right now? Well, before we get into drug talk, let's get back into shit talk. Bill brings up something. I know, I know. I always dera us with us. Bill brings up something I've never heard of.

I've heard of this, but I never heard this word used before. I just, I don't know. You tell me. But I do know that this has been a kink forever. What? It's, they used to call it, maybe they still do. A plate man. Did you ever heard that term?

No. Is that actually what it's called? Yes, this definitely was a thing. There was a famous. Have you heard the term plate man before? No, but my imagination went crazy. Okay. never heard that either.

Chris? Plate man. You're telling me no one's ever called you a plate man before. Oh, shit, it's plate man. You must be a devil with the ladies. Adam, familiar with this term? No, no. And you live in Hollywood.

All right, let's find out one of this. Comedian of yesteryear, I'm sure you wouldn't know the name, and I'm not going to say it. And the people who know, no. But he was a big star. I never thought he was funny. He was on my never funny list. but he was older than me, and I was a kid, and he was like a, you know. I've heard of a Las Vegas chili dog.

What a way to talk shit about Buddy Hackett. I've heard of Chuck Berry. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Chuck Barry was into some weird piss shit. Anyway, he was supposedly a plate man, like, and a plate man was someone who would get under a glass coffee table. Oh, yeah. of course

while the woman did this yeah yeah he um yeah see like I don't

I don't I don't see the appeal in that no like I don't see the appeal at all yeah but you've never tried it I mean you've never got to see it from under the glass you've never gotten to experience

isn't that kind of glass bottom boat that's a plate man though I don't understand where the plate comes into the point yeah yeah you're not a plate man Carl you're a knife and fork man Oh my God Bill gives us some advice

I don't know if I'm going to take this advice But he's going to dish it out anyway Well there's that old saying You know don't shit where you eat Yeah which has to do with you know Workplace you don't You know I got Pete on recently Actually

We'll be right back What if you said yes I did hear that I did hear that video I saw that. Things are posting that. I appreciate. Yeah, so this is a pretty interesting conversation.

Talking about shit and piss. And as soon as my erection went down, I decided to start clipping some more. And I pulled this clip for Kevin Brennan. He is going to love this. Did you make the kind of money that they report in the paper is that bullshit too?

That is very true. It is very true. Like how much money have you made altogether now? All together. I've been doing this for two and a half years. I've made over $100 million. But obviously there's taxes. I got to pay and all the people I have employed.

I've got to pay that. Prove it. I love when people make $100 million. But it's not like really $100 million. You realize there's a lot of expenses, right? That's how you know she really made it. Yes. Because she's talking like that when you made $500,000 over four years before tax.

or payments, you say, I made 500, I made half a million. I made over half a million. She speaks like someone who has money. But that's the net, Adam. That's my net. That's my net. That's my net.

That's a banger. Yeah, no, she's made over $100 million on oldie fans. And is she worth it? I think so. I'm going to go ahead and say yes. She's very famous. And Bill Maher knows that.

And I don't know if this is a metaphor for his penis or if he's just trying to talk normally? The other thing that I mean, excuse me if this is ignorant. I just know what I know in the weed because I mean you, even your success got

onto my radar, you know, and I usually don't traffic too much in pop culture except when it rises to a certain level. I get it. Thank you for Mr. Chris. Yeah, Bill calls a phone number to get his whores is basically the

points. So she's popular enough that you got his radar and there's a reason why, I don't know if you guys are familiar with this, I saw some people in the chat talking about it. She does have a gimmick. It's a little different than most only fans girls. She's going to explain that here.

The other thing they write about you is that you're a virgin. The first thing I thought I knew about you but I don't think that was right was that you were again, to your point about what they say was that you know, or maybe I just got it in my head wrong,

that you were this virgin on the Onlyfans who was kind of like, well, you were seeking the guy to, you know, shall we say, open Al Capone's vault. I see, I see. That's not the case. I am a virgin. You are a virgin. I am a virgin.

I grew up with no friends. I didn't have anyone growing up besides my two girlfriends that I'm still very close with today. You want to fight that hat chick? No, she's too lonely. Yeah. She has too much free time. I don't see the connection. I grew up with no friends.

So she claims to be a virgin. Bullshit. Do you remember when we thought Britney Spears was a virgin? No. There was a time? On the Mickey Mouse Club, baby. I hate you all. I hate you on so fucking much.

Brittany? I mean, yes. She was supposed to be this innocent girl. We find out she's a co-cor. Anyway, I'm not buying this whole gimmick. Okay. That this, um, Ehor. So you want to see your cherry.

This thought is a, uh, a virgin. Um, so how is she going to prove it to you? I can think of a way. I can think of a very specific way. I think there's a price for that. I think there's a price point. Yeah, if I had Kevin Brennan money, maybe I could make that happen. We're poor over here.

That's why I'm not paying any of the employees. Hmm. He admitted it. You see, he said it. All right. Bill talks about Bill's always been a hordy guy. You know, we know that. Her reaction of this is the exact opposite of correct. I didn't have a good brain. I went to an Ivy League college. I mean, I was a very good student. You know, I did learn a lot and put a lot in my brain, but it still never overruled my dick.

Okay, that's good. No one told me there was going to be boasting. I still always think of my dick first. That's great. But you've been a lot of good decisions doing that. No, honey. That's not great. It's kind of a problem. This is a weird way to word this from Bill.

So you're not like on the hunt to end your virginity. You're just like when it happens, it happens. Exactly, exactly. But you don't want to get to like 30. That'll be embarrassing. I mean, I would like to be like married to the person I want to be with for the rest of my life. Like maybe in a couple years, you know, like I don't want to, I don't want to wait too. long. I want to start getting my life started. I feel like.

No, I mean, 30 minutes from now. End your virginity? I've heard of losing your virginity. Let's add this virginity right now. Well, if you make it sound more final. We got to put it into this. Yeah, exactly. Get in here, young lady. We need to cure your virginity. It goes to the hunt to end your virginity. Are you on the hunt to end your virginity? Suddenly, I am. Are you hunting right now? Yeah, I think she could trip over a chair and have that happen. Yes.

You think she's just hiding in bushes and jumping on dudes? Damn it, I'm never going to have this virginity. Bill has done some research before this interview, and I appreciate that. But you're naturally voluptuous. I feel like... Yes, she is. Yes, how naturally. She's never heard that, Bill.

That's a great insight. Yes, she is. So then Bill gets a little bit off at his old man. thinking and forgets what young chicks want to talk about and hear about. I think he turns her off a little bit. Can we consider that a little more seriously that if you try to change the plumbing of your urinary tract, for example, I can't believe it's going to work as good. And, you know, as any man knows when you get to 70, it doesn't work as good anyway.

Yeah. You're going to hear too wet. Yeah, right, sph. I was talking about urologists the other day. It's great, Bill. I'm really impressed with your stream, which I had that opi drop. All right.

If that's not bad enough, he starts talking about stretched out pussies. This is one of the funniest things because Bill, like, can't talk. I've never seen him like this. He gets tongue-tight on this one. Like vaginas. When they...

when they, I don't know, like, like something about... Yeah. Yeah. I'm waiting. Like, it doesn't spring back. Like, to, like, once the elasticity and the pushability is dissipated. These are technical terms. Don't try it at home.

But once that has... become and flabulated it doesn't come back it's a big word so like it's weird he wasn't like this when Roseanne was on

no at all had no problem talking to Kevin Spacey he wasn't making up words no he was not perfectly cromulate word oh it's a 10 on the pushability skit

always thinking about how tight her pussy is I know That's all he can think about. Virgin, huh? There's some real floppy ones out there. Is this only on YouTube? Yes.

Okay. Maybe he's thinking of the right word to say or, you know, just that it won't get flagged or something, or is he really just like a while? That would be the wrong word. I mean, they can edit it and censor it. You're right. Tit is tight. Lose is loose.

I don't know what we're talking about. So I'm not personally into girls. Did I say that wrong? Yes. But then Sophie says something, I'm like, well, maybe she could be Mrs. Hamburger. Yeah. Like, I never had kids. I'm sorry.

I'm sure kids are great, except with that lady who just strangled three of them. I don't want kids either. Oh, you don't. It's so interesting that you want a life-made, but not kids. I think also that is a really big struggle because I can't find someone that also doesn't want kids. I just don't want kids. I'm too selfish. Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me.

I'll have to have murdered. Before they even become kids, don't you worry. He's done it before. It's kind of his thing. So, Adam, you were saying, like, she has a way with older gentlemen, and she gets Bill just, like, eating out of her hand. She starts talking about The Avengers, and Bill's like, tell me more. You're into Marvel Comics? I want to know.

You know Thanos? I heard the name? I think he was on to something. Who's that? He's the villain and Avengers, and basically what he did was he wiped out half the population. Who were Avengers? They're like mutants or something?

They're like Iron Man, Captain America, the Hulk. You know those. I know them all, but now let's go through it. Avengers, that's a group? They're like... Yeah, it's the Avengers. It's like NATO. They're all part of the same. Yeah, so the Avengers, this is Marvel.

So all the Avengers, they're like this group and they help defeat the villain. evading New York because it's only ever New York City. That's coming to attack New York. Really? I feel like every single movie it's New York City. Yeah, because they're lazy. It's easy to shoot there.

No. It's easy to shoot New York City? It's twice the price. It's so difficult to get permits. It's like the worst. I don't think that if he was talking to Billy Joel, he would have had a long conversation about the Avengers movies. Billy Jill offered to play a song and he said no thanks.

That's right. He said no way to play. You don't have to play or say. You don't have to play or say. sing. I'm sitting in front of a piano for that very recent. But I'll take it through the Avengers from start to finish. She says something that gets

Bill very excited. I'm learning how to say no. You know, well, you should. I'm finally learning how to say no. I can't say no to people. That's something. Really? Is that true? Then how are you still a virgin? She doesn't do drugs and she's a virgin. She's really

bad at saying no. These things are not connecting. I'm not buying it. I think she might be lying. But then she finally explains why she's a virgin, and I guarantee she's lying about this. So my biggest fault, like, I cannot say no. Well, you're a virgin. I plainly you can't. Well, that is true.

That is true. Well, like, that's the thing. Like, I need to show you a picture of me growing up. Like, I look completely different than I look now. I was probably 150 pounds more heavier. What? Yes, I was. That's fat.

I was fat. Wow. 150 pounds? That's another whole you. Yeah, I know. That's obese. I was big. I was big.

Okay, maybe not $150. Maybe like $1.051. But I was big. Can I fuck her? Is she around? Yeah, right. I'll look at the pictures. Let's get them out.

This girl's 21 years old. She's been only fans for almost three years. And she's claiming she once weighed 150 more than she weighs now. Is that possible? I am calling... Bullshit. The story is.

not adding up to me. I'm not buying it at all. Maybe that's why she didn't have any friends. Well, if she really was that fat, then yes, many, it sucks, right? It's not fun. Your friends can be really mean to you get. We can. I know. Stop touching me.

She talked about when she realized that she was just too fat. I would look down in the shower and I couldn't see my feet anymore and I was like, yeah, I can't do this anymore. I bet that's still true. Oh, you can see your feet? I was looking at some of her videos. I think she still can't see her feed if she looks that right. Oh, you can see her feed.

You just got to pay. And then Bill gets very flirty with her. Oh, starts. If you could have any superpower, what would you pick? You wouldn't pick that. Not that. Exactly. What would you pick? Great question, Phanos.

My heroes, you got to watch the Jason Bourne movies. You got to watch the Equalizer movies. There's nobody. I do need to see that. Oh, I actually have. right over here in my DVD collection. Did you want to watch a movie with me now? The TV in the bedroom is really the best theater experience.

Get the surround sound. It's the 80 inch 4K. Jenny, we're going to need the room. I just thought that was very funny. It's like being how cute with her? Oh, really, Thanos? Look at, I'm relating to you kids with your Avenger stock. She's really good at looking.

really good at looking at him and making him feel like it's working. And then every time you freeze it, she's like looking down or looking off or has a scared look on her face. Yeah. But she was great. She was very good on the show. And I always love Bill Maher talking to children or hotchecks. Yeah. You get two different sides of Bill.

When he does that, oh, there was a lot of trans talk. Bill's always bringing up trans people on the show. You always get that for some reason. But check that out if you're so inclined. Or just go right to leaked nudes. that's another thing you could probably do. Oh, we write that down. The Dame Taft movie show was hosted by Screw.

He gave us a super sticker just a little while ago. He put together a song for us, celebrating a big event in my life. And not only did he put a sign together, he performs it live. He performed it for us. I thought we could watch it together. Driving on the parkway on a sunny summer day,

Carl's butt exploding on ventilated seeds, waving to the passers-by Lordy what a cool guy Carl's bodix floating on ventilated seeds Ventilated seeds Ventilated seeds Carl's butt exploding on ventilated seeds

Ventilated seats Ventilated seats Ventilated seats Carl's body exploding on ventilated seats Thanks, crew. Appreciate it, buddy. Music's not for everybody.

Pringe of the week, cringe of the week. Chris Lipke sent in this cringe of the week, and it's a program we all know and love. It's from this very channel. It's called, who are these broadcasters? You're French fry. I knew Cardiff had to get back to work,

but these are all Cardiff-centric. So I think we broke a prime rule of superchats and not reading them with the person they wanted to hear from. But that's okay. Yeah, you really panicked, Christian. And you too easy. Both are just like, oh my gosh, we're getting fucking super chats. Like, Carl, we get like four shows. I know.

I watched the program. But I don't think I didn't notice last month where mine said your WATB retirement front. And then Zane said, hope you don't retire. I saw, you know, we see these things. I heard you guys reading my notes to you both. Yeah. The interesting thing is I, I panic because I don't want to throw them up there and

completely side rail the chat, but at the same time, you know what I mean? There's a fine line between too many of these fucking things. Act like you've been there. Have you ever watched MLC? Kevin will sit there and read the same super chat five, six times in a row.

He never moves out from it. Yeah, that's true. And usually it's very insulting. All right. Well, we'll continue with the Gryft in a little bit. Let's head over for some awards. I just. Jesus Christ, when you get to the fucking super chance, people gave you money.

They want to see their thing. All right. All right. Zane doesn't want to read him. I don't know. He's scared. I do. Carl turned this into a weekly show or so.

Help me, God. This is actually a weekly show. 164. Who are these broadcasters every Tuesday? They had a hard time with being popular yesterday. They didn't. It's kind of cute. And as I mentioned, you can now supertip Christian Blatt, and I will never see that money.

So, Supertip.g.g. slash bears. Don't use that right now, though. Instead, use supertip. g.g. slash WATP. I see there's some questions for Jerry on here. So I might hold off. Oh, yeah, we've got a lot coming in for Jerry. All right.

I'm going to hold off. Wait for Jerry to get here. He'll be here very soon. But first, I'm going to make a quick announcement. This Friday night, 8 p.m. Eastern time, you can see me. me once again on the biggest problem in the universe with Vito Giswaldi. I'll be co-hosting biggest problem. And Dick Matterson brought this up.

Yeah, he did. Yeah. They were talking about it over on the Dick show. Hey, is Carl the new co-hosts to the biggest problem or what? He must be. He must be. Right? Carl's got, Carl better be holding out for a good deal if he is.

He better be. He should be asking for 50% of the. gross. Not the net. Carl deserves 50% of the gross. He's got multiple successful shows. Vito doesn't have shit. Right.

Carl's got the street credit to back it up, man. Carl's got shows. Carl's got connects. Carl's got right-wing humor. That's very hard to find. I was like, this guy's brought up a lot of good points. I sent this right over to Vito. I was like, yeah, I mean, we're got to get back on the negotiating table.

I didn't realize that I have a lot of leverage here. Right-wing humor, that's very hard to find. Worked on eBom's world, too, man. He's got the pedigree. He's got the pedigree. He should demand 50% of the gross, not this net shit. He should get 75% of the gross. He should get sad.

He's an actual broadcast. He doesn't keep the super chats. That's fair. That's fair. You know, that's game time. The super chats should dwarf the Patreon. You know, it's an easy formula. Look, he's dealing with 100% of what's gross.

So he should get 50% of V-Gros. I think that's a shot of Vito. That's gross. If I'm not mistaken. So the funny thing about this is that biggest problem, obviously Dick started with Maddox all those years ago. And when he left the show at the end of July and gave it over to Vito to take over, he's taking 25% of the gross of Patriot.

So he's trying to fuck with Vito even more. Carol should get 50%. I'll take 50. Dick gets 25 If there's a few bucks left over Maybe Vito could have a Chicken McNugget Oh poor guy

Or six Are you having fun doing that? You guys look like you're doing a good job Thank you I do have fun doing the biggest problem I enjoyed it It's a show that It's pretty easy to do

You just bitch about stuff And call Vito fat It's kind of like the creepoff Actually how I think about it Creepov's a lot more work though Yeah Well, you guys sure seem like you're having a lot of fun. I hope you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. I hope you enjoy it together. I hope you really do. Fuck you. We guys have lots more. Watch us this Friday, 8 p.m. Eastern. All right.

We have a very special guest who is joining us. He's backstage right now. This is, uh, this is exciting. We've got to play some music. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And, uh, I also love to eat beans. Beans.

Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. I look great. I feel great. The great Jerry Bandfield. What's happening, buddy?

Well, nice to be here, Carl. I've never heard that song before. It sounds kind of like me, though. It is you. Welcome to the program, my friend. I'm excited. It looks like you have a new Hollywood shirt. Your movie star wardrobe is building.

Yes, it's not working to pick chicks up. though, but at least gets more comments on stream. So, Jerry, this is Adam Bush over here. He's a big fan. And then we have producer Chris and Vinnie Paulino, who's in your school community at Sensei. Jerry Banfield.com. Nice to meet you, Adam, Chris, Carl, and Vinny.

Yes. Jerry. Thank you for being here, Jerry. I saw you with Pat Dixon, who was a friend of mine. And you were great Monday morning with him. I thought Pat did an excellent job. You two had a lot of chemistry together. And I have to say something.

And so I started talking about you, what, six years ago or something like that over six years ago when I first discovered it? Yeah, I think somebody sent me a video to watch and I've still got it bookmarked and I still haven't watched it. Oh, you're a busy guy. So I discovered you like six years ago. I found you fascinating. And we started covering you a little bit here and there on the show. You went away, obviously, last year. You came back with a vengeance.

You've never been better. And when I was watching with Pat, I realized something that I guess I knew all along, but it never really clicked with me. Jerry has an X factor about him. There is something about his charisma. You do entertain, for lack of a better term. And I know that you feel that way about yourself. I know you think you're special. But I'm going to tell you that I think you do have something.

Well, thanks, Carl. As soon as I step up on a stage anywhere, other people see that too. I'm like, all right, how do I get on more stages? Well, I saw you do stand up, and I don't think that's true. You bombed pretty bad. I have a stage presence, but yeah, yeah, my standup itself. is not very good. It wasn't great.

So I am a little hurt because I did hear you tell Pat that you've never watched my show. And I've watched. Actually, now I've watched some of it. Yes. Okay. I watched some of the one you did. Yes, I did. So I have watched some now.

So all we do is book him as a guest and then he'll do his research. Then he'll watch the show. Okay. I'm really focused on like whatever I'm doing. Okay. And I'm kind of hesitant. I watched enough haters talk about me in the past or not that you guys are necessarily haters.

I really appreciate all the people you've sent my way. But if a thumbnail looks kind of toxic, I'm like, all right, I'm not watching that. Yeah, you have mentioned in the past, I'm sorry, that you've seen WATP, and you mentioned our name directly, and you reviewed some of the things we said about you. Yeah, so I've only seen the thumbnails. Like, I hadn't watched any of the videos. So you were judging that from the thumbnails? Because I remember you saying that you wished we gave advice instead of just, you know,

making fun. And I remember thinking, we've given you a lot of very, very. direct advice, but I guess you wouldn't get that from just the thumb. And I have people watch this show and then they send me 15 or 20 text telling me the things you said. But you don't want to watch it. I'm down to watch it now. I started watching it. I'm like, all right, this is from the thumb the the thumbnails gave me a much different impression versus like actually watching itself. Like the thumbnails kind of look like, oh, these guys hate me. But then watching it, it's like, all right, they're just, they're

interested in. They're trying to get people to watch the show. I get that. Yes. It's sensational. Yeah. Yeah. We love. We love. you and there is a lot of good advice in there. I just want to say. Well, I've got a lot of shows to go back through in that case. Excellent. Well, I want to go back to last year. I have some questions about your personal life. And I'm asking you these because you put it out there. That's, you know, you're a vlogger now. And a lot of your content is about your personal life and your experiences and how you've grown through that. So you were always an online content creator making hundreds of thousands of dollars. I think you've claimed over a million dollars

throughout your career online. And last year, your wife said, enough's enough. I'm not dealing with this shit anymore. Time to get a real job. And you deleted all of your YouTube channels. Is that correct? No, no, it didn't exactly go like that. I felt like this whole line line system is like devil worshiping, you know, push the narratives, destroy people's lives. And like, that's what you do to get views. So I got tired of that. I got tired of trying to be like some righteous person that actually cares about helping people. And I felt like doing that was never going to get any views. And I was frustrated in the marriage. I was looking to make a change. So I really just got burned out with all this crap online. And I thought, you know, if I don't delete it, I'm never

going to do anything else with my life. My ex did get really excited when she thought I was going to stop doing stuff online and do something for real. But then when I decided to stop going to massage school, then she kind of flipped after that. Right. So you were going to become a masseuse. You went to massage school? You decided that wasn't for you? Yeah, because they're trying to tell me how to think,

and nobody's going to tell me how to think again. Oh, in what ways do they tell you how to think? I didn't realize that was telling me, like, viruses cause disease, and I'm like, I don't agree with that. And, like, stuff like that. And I also thought that, you know, don't you take advice from Owen Cook, from Owen Cook and, um, I learned from him, but I listen and I, I, I,

When a masseuse tells you about the spread of disease and how to contain it, you're like, I know better. Yeah, I'm like, I don't agree with that. Like, that's... Also, I thought it was going to be a magical experience, like, connecting with people. And it was just awkward. Like, I'm not good at massage. Like, I'm a brainiac. I'm not, like, physical massage.

There was this guy in my class. He was so good at massage, like, brand new. And I'm like, I suck at this. I mean, it depends on what's your type. If you go, if you like a thin, lean tall guy with a beard, then, you know, that I'm like... Look how excited you are. That is your type, isn't it? No, that's not my type.

I like a short, like, blonde. Dude? A short blonde dude. Yeah. So there's something, sometimes we say some mean things on here, I'll be honest. And one of the things, a conclusion I came to recently is that you are unemployable. And it sounds like just this experience trying to become a sous is evidence. I probably could be employable by the right person, but if I actually looked for

a job. Like I don't, maybe I should get a job and stop doing all this crap online. You don't think that. I don't like doing what I should do. Well, you don't actually think you should do that, do you? I don't. Part of me would love to. Just be like, quit all this shit and just go somewhere and get a paycheck and then go home. Like, because this, you know how it is. Like, this is my life. I don't stop thinking about this all the time. And I even live my whole life so that it can naturally come out on camera this way instead of having to act. Yeah. Yeah, you did you did learn a lot this year about making videos and putting them out

the same day that you made them and then the girls you're dating are obviously Googling you and finding your YouTube channel and then they're hearing about I don't think she was that hot or whatever you were saying and I can't believe you didn't think about think that through before that happened to you. I don't even care anymore. I'm just going to say what I think

and if somebody that is dating me doesn't like it. Like I get, I just went out this woman. I took her on like the perfect first date. I message her. She messages me had a great time with you. I text her and she just ghost me. I'm like like hey, how about a second date here, you know, do this. Nothing.

And she didn't, I don't think she even looked me up or anything or had my last name. Oh, you weren't wearing, oh, you don't wear the Jerry Manfield shirt on dates anymore. No. Although when I met the woman that I call the queen, but I'm renaming her to the lone wolf, I was wearing a Jerry Banfield shirt when I met her in person. Yeah. At the yoga studio. Yep. That you no longer go to. You're done with them?

I'm done with them. Yeah. They were very nice considering the Yelp reviews and the in-person complaints, but I'm like, I'm good. The Yelp reviews were kind of funny. So this is going to come off as maybe a little bit harsh, and I don't mean it that way. You stop doing your content, your online content as a moneymaker. You were going to go and become a masseuse. That wasn't for you. So you decided to become an author.

You say, you know what? I'll just start writing books. I have a bunch of books here. Nice. Who the fuck would buy a book called author in St. Petersburg? Like, who's the audience? You're a marketing guy. Who's the audience for this?

I gave it away to people in St. Petersburg. So it was really for SEO. Like if somebody Google an author in St. Petersburg, they're going to find my book. Yeah, but SEO's... Hmm. SEO's important with your content creator for online content. But if you're writing books,

does that work with the Dewey Decimal System? SEO? No. No, my books are a total flop. Adam, you've been studying Jerry for a while. have any questions for him? Sure. I just want to say before I ask a question.

You're so honest and sincere and everything you say. It's like a superpower you wield. I don't know how you do it, but you come off as very open. And I've always had a tough time with that, so I admire it when I see it. But don't you think that the women you're dating,

you know they're going to see these videos about them online. Like, you know that. So why do you do it? Or is there a balance that can be found? Going forward, my top priority is going to be making money and getting views. Because it's like, no matter what I'm doing with dating, it is just seeming to fail. So going forward, I don't care if they see it. I'm going to say whatever I want to say to get my audience the best show.

Like I've tried to manage it to be like, all right, maybe I'm not going to talk about this one. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if they link me up online. I'm like the right woman is going to want to be a part of the show. She's going to see a video and be like, hey, why don't you put me in the video instead of talking about me? Well, you can be very critical of them. Well, yeah, they're ghosting me. They're critical of me.

So it's maybe I should be, maybe I could be nicer in how I think. Well, what I think is interesting about that is that you have taken courses or, you know, studied all of this like dating advice and these dating gurus. And so that whole thing is like, well, this is how you get women to be attracted to you and get them to like you. And you're like, oh, I'm going to do the option of all of that. Does that seem like counterintuitive? Well, the challenge is not everything works all the time with everybody. Like nobody's ever right all the time. So I think the kind of woman that's going to want to be with me is probably some of the stuff is not going to work the same way with her.

I'm probably, I'm an anomaly. My friends are like, you are an anomaly. I'm like, I'm probably going to need a woman that's an anomaly also. So then the usual rules are probably not going to apply to her. So I saw you recently talk about being a Menta member. Your IQ's in top 3% of people on this earth. Absolutely, yes. Yeah.

I've always tested very high since, like, elementary school. Everything was like easy. And the downside is everything gets boring. I think I can figure everything out. Yeah. My emotional intelligence has taken a lot of catching up, though. Ah, okay. EQ is the issue.

I understand. That makes sense. What are the mensa meetings like? I always wanted to go to one of those. I don't think I ever went to a meeting. I went and took the test. I paid for the first few years and then I stopped. I'm like, this is pointless.

How long ago was that? Oh, that was like 2010, 2011. Okay. Do you think you would still pass? You think you would still... It's once you're in, you're in for life. You just have no interest in going to the meetings or doing any events or... No, I might get back.

into it actually. I've just been thinking that that'd be cool. I love being around intelligent women. What's that like? Supertip.g.g.w.w. ATP. We got some questions coming in for you. Jerry, people are excited that you're here. A live Jerry Banfield interview. Take my money. Thank you, Ryan, Montana. Jerry, I do have to recommend either you're doing the live podcasting and you're getting super chats. Have you looked into supertip.g. Yes. I think somebody email or message me that, yes. I haven't set it up, though.

Yeah, look into that. You're very smart with computers. You'll be able to figure it out. And it's a great system. You get the money right away. And they only take 10%. So it's much better than what YouTube does. White tricks coming in with $50.

Look at this. Dang. Question for Jerry, when ICP finally moons? Do you go straight for the gold house and a rocket car? Or is it a plate of liver and onions first? Hello, Adam.

Yeah, are you a plate, man? I don't even know what y'all mean by that. No, but do you still have ICP? Are you still hoping that that will make you rich? I've still got like 6,000 or so ICP. I'm pretty sad on it at this rate, though. Yeah, I know. It's not working out as well as you had hoped.

Yeah, I'm like another example of where doing a good job does not equal things going well. Well, maybe you're not doing a good job promoting it. I would argue. I mean, them, like they've done great with the technology and crappy with the marketing. It's like, that doesn't matter about your tech. heck if your marketing sucks. Yeah, but you've been marketing them for years, $10,000 worth a month. And that's not working.

So it seems like you're bad at marketing, if that's the case. I'm getting out there. I'm doing great marketing. It's like I can't carry a whole crypto project myself, though. I see. There should be 10 or 20, 30, 100 more people like me. And then we'd have a $100 ICP. I see.

That's what all these other, Solana, you know, that's what they have. They have a whole bunch of people like me shilling all the time. When you use what's like shilling, it makes me think that, Maybe it's not the great product. Check this out. Times up 8888. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Jerry.

Hey, I'm seeing you on my channel. Nice. Good to see you. Cherry, Jerry, Jerry. Thank you very much. Tides up. 8888. Appreciate you.

Thanks for being here, guys. Oh, look at this. The Barry Janfield show. Have you checked out this channel? Oh, yes. So I just subscribed to this channel within the last day or so. I'm like, nice. They've actually

take my videos and summarize them every day. I should watch my own videos. I should watch this channel. It's awesome. I watched the update from last night. He puts out a video

every night at 9 o'clock Eastern. And it's very funny. He does a very good job of summarizing everything that Jerry's talked about for the day. I put this on a maxed out credit card that I'm about to transfer to a new credit card

with a zero percent balance transfer fee. Jerry taught me that he's the best. Dude, I've been doing that with the credit cards since 2006. Yeah. How do you not worry about money. How does that not keep you up at night?

Because I always get it right at some point. Like, no matter how stupid I've been with my money in the past, it always works out. And I end up, you know, better off than I was before. Well, that can't be true. You're, what, over $100,000 in debt right now? Yeah, but I've I mean, I haven't had to take a break in my

lifestyle at all. No, I've like $200,000 in debt. Okay. Do you ever worry about leaving that debt to your family? Absolutely not. Wow. Okay. That's quite pretty selfish. Check GPT. There's nothing where they're not going to get anything.

Like my kids, the debt doesn't matter to them. Interesting. Chad, Jimmy said, Jerry, I think we should see other people. Oh,

no. Hey, I'm breaking up with you. No, see, I pay, I pay chat GPT 200 a month. They'll keep taking my money.

You still have quad. You still have Gemini. You'll be fine. I got all of them. I know, man. Eaton Beaver says we love Jerry. Also,

I'm like, all right, can I say Eaton Beaver on the YouTube? Gemini algorithm? Fuck yeah. All right. Anonymous says Jerry. Sophie Rain as the queen,

yay or nay. She's young, healthy, doesn't like poop and is worth $100 million. I have no idea who Sophie Rain is. Sophie Rain is the number one

earning only fans girl. We were just watching her with Bill Maher and she claims to be a virgin. See? This guy gets it. Well, I'm certainly be happy

to go on a date and then one of us could go to the other one. Oh. Jerry's going to big time Sophie Rayne. Sophie Ray comes back on Bill Maher. I finally found the wand. This is my sister-in-law coming in.

Convo WU hubby just now. This chick made a hundred mallors only fan. I can sell picks of my night to creeps online and we would be rich. Him, you just keep selling your freeze-dried candy to creeps online. That's right. That's how you're going to get rich right here. Who are these podcasts, freeze-dried candy? nice so and friends gourmet.com.

Jerry takes everything in stride. He does. One of the things I really admire about you, Jerry, is how well you've handled criticism or just, you know, attention and everyone talking about you. You've handled it. Other people we focus on, I know that you watch the Stuttering John documentary preview.

So other people don't handle it very well. It doesn't work out well for them. I mean, this is easy compared to dating, like going out with someone it's easy compared to getting divorced it's easy compared to like real life stuff is so much harder than this like it's just reading comments on a screen is not a big deal it's a great attitude he is right talking to you guys is much better than divorced you could really just turn the screen off you can just throw the iPad on the bed and call it day it's that easy yeah it's like just turn it off it bothers you uh nan cram

so many questions i will start with has jerry noticed he has jesse pinkman energy. I don't know who that is, but I've heard that like a hundred times, yes. You never watched Breaking Bad? I've never watched Breaking Bad. No. I don't watch a lot of TV. That's right. I'm on YouTube. I don't watch a lot of TV either, but Breaking Bad's worth it. Anonymous. Since Jerry doesn't believe viruses cause disease, can we inject him with HIV at the next Hacomania? Just one small consent form. I don't think we should do that. No. Well, that could be a placebo effect, even if it wasn't true. If I believed it, it's still could work.

That's impressive. That is impressive. Nick coming in with his very first ever super tip for us. Jerry, are you just as manic and energetic on your dates as you are in your videos? Maybe slowing down and being more chill may give better results. I bet you're different in person. I need to do. So people who know me in person have said that my videos bother them because they know me in person

as this kind of chill guy that really listens. Then they see this amped up guy that's like, oh, on their videos. And they're like, this is. Most of them don't want to watch my videos. They know me in person because yes. But that's because if you're putting on a show, as you all know, it needs to be entertaining. Yes.

Whereas in person, you know, I need to mostly listen. So, yeah, I'm a lot different in person. And on dates, I'm listening and getting them to talk. Which I guess isn't doing it. Bradley says, Jerry, how much sleep do you get? Many all-nighters? No, I sleep. I go to bed at, like, last night I went to bed at 9.40.

I got up at 7. I get a lot of sleep. How many times a day you jerk off? No, I told me there was going to be boasting. One to two. Or one to three, really. Four, if it was like, you know, a really stimulating day. Oh, like when you ran into the queen on the trail the other day?

No, that wasn't a stimulating day. It was kind of sad afterwards. Do you like wanting to just use your memory? Is it just your memory? You know, whatever works. Whatever I'm in the mood for. Okay. I like to change it up.

Hey, Jerry, when you made your decision to change your career about a year ago and you decided to become a masseuse, what led you to choosing that profession? Was it rubbing people? It was, I'd gotten massaged for 11 years at that point, and I really couldn't picture another professional skill I'd enjoy. And I noticed there are some beautiful connections, like through conversation and massage. Like, you could, you know, I would come to a massage just to half the time just to talk and to relate. So I pictured that I could make friendships and like help people feel better physically and kind of be like a, you know, a coach or therapist or whatever at the same time. But then the massage ethics, it's like this. The other thing that made me quit is like massage ethics. You're not here to be their friends. Just rub them down basically. And I'm like, damn. So I'm not even supposed to talk to these people.

So then I quit after that. I'm like this is crap. So I really wanted to be like a really high level like therapist, coach, not actual therapy. But you know what I'm saying. Like just. Support people, be a friend, a connection, and get paid massage to do it. Okay. That was the vision. All right. Quick, dumb question. I'll let you guys jump in here. My buddy, Rick, wanted me to ask you this.

Would you, a little hypothetical, would you rather fuck an attractive guy, short, blonde guy, or an overweight woman? That's more difficult than it should be. I've already, see, I've already done the overweight women a few times. So. I hear you a lot of. I know what that's like. A pig slammer, right? Not lately, not since 2009.

So it's been a little while. Any of other questions for our guests today? What if the trick isn't, what if it's not a trick? It seems like you're always looking for the trick to getting a girl or to getting rich. What if it's not that? What if it's just doing one thing really well consistently? And then maybe everything else falls in line. I don't know.

there's there's always tricks. Like there's always people cheating and like devil worshiping or like there's, there's always like what I see is shortcuts. Like the people that are getting way, way ahead are they're doing tricks. They're, you know, they're taking shortcuts.

They're cheating at video games. Like they're cheating selling their courses or, you know, getting paid to show crypto coins and telling all the influencers about it. Like that's, that to me is what works to really get ahead. Do you believe in God? Oh,

that's a good one. because you know, so I am God. I know you like to pretend to. I want something to believe in, but just nothing seems worth believing in. Like, I'm not going to believe in the devil. I'm, you know, I have a hard time believing in Jesus. Like, prove, you have to prove yourself to me. Like, I'm the one that's alive and could do something for you.

You have to prove yourself to me. And nobody, nobody's proven themselves to me worth believing it. Well, you've been reincarnated. And you remember past lives as different people and animals and things. So the Bible can't possibly make sense to you based on that, right? It's just a story. It's just, there's a lot of books. The Bible's one of them.

Sorry, Vinny, I cut you off. Oh, no, I was just wondering. So you need like a W-2 from Jesus? Absolutely.

I'm like, it's your time. If you open the queen's heart to me, Jesus, then I will believe you. And then you can be my saver. Like you got to, you got to, you do something for me. I do something for you.

I saw that on the Barry Jandtill show today. You said that. Yeah, you don't get, you don't get things for free from me. Like you're going to do something for me and then I'll do something for you. But you got to do something first. Because I got a lot of options.

I got a lot of saviors I could choose from. If you're just joining us, we have almost 1,300 people here watching live. Go visit jerrybandfield.com. And you can get in touch with Jerry. Join his community like Vinny has. Yeah. You can sign up for his community,

just nine bucks a month and communicate directly with Jerry Banfield. We encourage people to check that out. Yeah, I'm number five on the leaderboard, the 30-day leaderboard, Jerry. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah, you're rock.

it in there, Vinny. Appreciate you. Well, why do you say that? Check this out from Supertap. Jerry, my brother, you really had some gold recently. Creating a leaderboard and gamifying your dating life more consistently would make you a lot of money and get you back to the top in no time, my man. Well, thank you. I'm thinking about having women

that want to date me come on and do a live first date on my dating channel. That's a great idea. Everyone wants to see that. That is a home run, my friend. All right, thank you. I'm going to just let Anyone would apply and just once the schedule is full, then we can raise the standards. Should we do a Jerry Banfield dating show? Should we see that a woman are out there?

Yes. We can recruit for you, buddy. In fact, maybe my friend Nancram. I don't know if she's married or not. Maybe she would want to get on that. She's the second question. Has Jerry ever thought about opening a mobile coffee shop slash art co-op? I have never thought of that.

No. Third question. Which of past life personas would Jerry hook up with and why? That's a good question. That's a good question. I don't know. Some of the Asian ones are pretty hot back in the day. You used to be an Asian chick.

I did lots of Asian and Indian woman past lives. Yeah. I was really, that was like my meta for a while. It's like, all right, back to India. Oh, died again, back to India again. Like, oh, let's go over to China. What did you do wrong? Yeah, who chooses India?

You can put in request for that? Dude, India was a great time. And like, you know, 1,500 years ago was one of the best places. is the spawn, I thought. What did you like about India, 1,500 years ago? I don't know. It just felt like really hold me in advance compared to like the dark ages in Europe, for example.

And I don't know, Africa. I was just, I was feeling India for a while. But I had some tours in Africa, Egypt. Were you born into the caste system in the wrong place ever? Oh, hell yeah. That's what's fun. You just, you go to the top, go to the bottom, hit the middle. It's like, God, I was a rich Indian woman this time.

We're going to go down to the bottom this next time. Damn, that was rough. I can't entertain this anymore. I want Jerry, this is the dumbest shit ever. Just Triga coming in. Oh, la Gringos, is this who you're replacing me with? I actually like this guy. He's nothing like stuttering John,

and he's super positive about being in debt. I may have to come back to the dabbled verse to combat this positivity. I date women, and it makes me deprecate. Watch more TV. You'll be as depressed as everyone else, Jerry. How much cocaine do you do? I've never done that before. Never done cocaine.

I think you're high on life, my friend. I don't think you do that. I just like attention and energy. Like, I've actually been kind of down today. But as soon as I get some attention, I immediately, it's like, that's like my drug. I can tell. Michael C. Don't want podcast hitman near another Jerry.

What is podcast hitman? So there's a guy who used to be a fan of the show. And we actually had him on the show. a couple times. Then he murdered his girlfriend and left him, her in his basement for seven months until the smell got so bad. The neighbors complained. Dang.

Yeah. He was convicted. He would podcast with her behind him. Yeah. Well, he put a sheet over. Dead. Yeah. Brinboard certainty coming in with a 20 pounds.

Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Yeah, we want a European fan to really appreciate your work. My friend. Hey, Jerry, when you were a police officer, did you ever get, like, in trouble?

I got in trouble for stuff I did off duty. Never anything on duty. But off duty, I was, like, drinking and, you know, talking a bunch of shit and going to the bar and sending DMs at, like, six in a morning drunk on Facebook. So, yeah, I got in trouble for off duty stuff. Interesting. Okay.

Time's up 88, 88. Jerry, you got this. Many fans here to support you. So excited for your channel to blow up very soon. Thank you. It's all happening. It's all happening. Oh, look at this.

Lou Gossip Jr. says, Jerry, what's the ratio on your Grindr? I don't know. I probably could do pretty good on Grindr, though. I'm, like, just destroyed on all the straight ones, but... The greater good was watching with Pat Dixon at P. Dixon on YouTube. Jerry, great job. Pat Dixon's show good stuff.

Thank you. Chilino says, I want proof of life for Queen, Jerry. I actually just was running yesterday. and ran by her again yesterday, but I just waived yesterday. I'm like, gosh, she's going to think I'm stalking or something. I'm going to think you're stalking her. A lot of people are. We live in the same neighborhood and it's like,

there's a great lake to run around. What's the age difference between you and the queen? It's within a decade. So she's not like early 20s or anything. Okay. Fucking little, those bitching about merchandise out here. We have Jerry Bairfield out of the show.

Not only does Carl hate his fans. He intentionally. abuses them merchandise wise he says i didn't get it if anyone do that neither would chris that's right is this shirt guy earlier was one of that sweatshirt i can't win with this person why are people so toxic to you carl like people come on my channel all the time and talk about carl i'm like yeah they say eat poop and stuff it's a very mean it's very mean spirit what has it been like having all those new dabble verse fans chatting you over this been awesome what is that like yeah it's been like this whole new world it's been great you got him shit we

never met anyone like you. Anyone that this happens to, they complain, they say they're not welcome, they're not a part of it, they don't embrace it. Anybody who's ever, we point out that there's been some financial mistakes in the past, they deny it, they lie, they'll spend their whole lives dedicated

to proving this wrong. Instead of just embracing it and seeing you smile like this is amazing. Well, that's because I already own the stuff myself. I don't feel bad about where I'm at. It's like I decided to be here, so It goes with my view of reality.

Like, if I'm creating reality, then I created this so I must want it, even though sometimes I don't like it. Even that's entertaining. I'm like, I don't get why people try and hide stuff all the time. Like, just tell, you know, well, everyone goes around hiding stuff. That's what makes this so hard. Everyone goes around acting like they're not in debt. When I know most of you in the world are in debt right now,

because that's how the whole system works. I would tell you. All the countries are in debt. The thing that attracted me to you was I, when I first discovered you, you were teaching something that I needed to learn. And so I was like, I watched this guy. And then I saw that you were $600,000 of debt. Oh, yeah.

And you were talking about how, yeah, I make $10,000 a month, but I'm spending $20,000 a month on advertising it harder to make that. And I was fascinated by your business model, the fact that you just keep losing money for as long as you were. And the fact that it rolls right off your back. You went to go, you were going to file for bankruptcy. And the bankruptcy attorney is just like, yeah, you have to file for bankers. Me like, nah, fuck that. I'll figure it out.

Yeah, and that was when I had my ex-wife's debt and mortgage all included in that. Her debt is she took most of the assets of the divorce, but she took most of the debt too, which she's got a lot of debt. You sound proud. I know. I'm glad to be free of that. I remember when she first started dating me and she's like, I have 200 and some thousand in student loans. I'm like, what the fuck? Well, you just told us your $200,000 of debt.

You said there was nothing. I know, but I've made. I've made millions of dollars online. I've had a lot of years where I've made six figures. Like, I know I'd make money and pay off debt. When she told me that I'd never made more than $40,000 in a year. Yeah, that was scary. And I had like $20,000 in debt.

I'm like, how the fuck do you have $200 something,000 in debt? That's wild. What's your debt right now? It's around $200,000. I have like $120,000 in business loans and maybe like $70 or $80 and credit cards. Plus or minus $10,000. And what's the plan for that again? Print money, manifest it.

Have it, but to enjoy all the Dabbleverse fans, bring bigger and bigger, maybe ICP will go up. Print money on the Ingrams. It's not going to go up. I would cut your losses and throw it into Bitcoin. I'm going to sell some more of it soon here. Mike did to do soup can $10. How long was Jerry a cop? That was the police officer from 2007 to 2009.

Lilal, give me your email club foot. I'll send it right now. It's WATP show at gmail.com. I mentioned at the beginning of every show, Who Are These Dot Com? All the Impos there. A personal uncertainty. Why are the two straight guys bunched up in one square? A little prejudice, in my opinion.

I wanted to have, you know, enough space for Jerry on here. I didn't want to have five different cameras going. Ozone. First you steal Suttering John content from TSN and I're still in Texas. Oh, this is a good question. James Key Legend.

What does the word Mensa mean, Jerry? I don't know. I'll look it up with AI. I don't need to know anything today. Just look it up with AI. The answer is just a table in Latin. It means table in Latin. Really?

It's a table where all the smart people sit together. Yeah. Well, Jerry, I'll buy your shirt and stop donating to car. I want to start putting these on eBay, like signed. Be like, this is a shirt. Just buy shirts and then see if I can sell them at or above cost on eBay signed. Well, that's another option for you. Thank you.

Maybe that'll pay off debt. These women need to learn you're the prize, Jerry. at least one. If just one learns it, that'll be fine. I've got one. This guy's in Serbia. He says, Jerry, how did you become a cop? And what were you doing as a cop? Petroying the streets? Weren't you a campus cop? Well, I was a, so I was a correction officer first. Because when I first tried to be a cop, I just smoked weed recently before that. So they said, go be a correction officer and don't smoke weed again and come back in like a year. So I did that. And then I first worked for the Department of Mental Health. And that was fun.

like you you know i'd transport people that were like committed for insanity that like murdered people and you know there are some rough stories in there yeah what's what of them what's one of the rough or the roughest one you have oh i don't uh you can change the name yeah i don't have the what's their name is lindsay i don't just make make something like women like killing their children that was like probably the most the that's awful in there you know teenage teenage kids that had like killed people but like what did you experience anything happened in front of you or in the transporting or did you ever see anything that was always had smooth transports myself i'd get called the units though to help and you'd have like a patient with

aides and then the nurse with a needle and then like four people trying to hold them down patient gets stuck with a needle you know the thorazine goes in then the aids needles like flying around and everybody's fighting i thought that was fun hit yeah can he sacks carl can you tell that story again but slow it down a little bit for us. Don't get hit. Sometimes Oh, oh my God, stuck me.

Yeah, don't get hit with the AIDS needle. Sometimes officers did get stuck with the AIDS needle after the patient. You get a bonus for that, or? No, you get a lot of shots and a lot of fear and a little bit of compensation. F-Q-A-J-E-R-R-Y, that shirt. Let's go. I've got one. Jerry, how did you meet your wife? What year was it? Match.com, 2011. Online dating does work.

Well, back then it did when I searched on Match.com in 2011 in the Tampa Metro area, there were 2,000 women that met my search criteria. When I flipped and pretended I was a woman looking for a guy with the same search criteria, there are only 500 guys. So back then, odds were backed heavily in my favor. Now it's like 800 dudes to one woman that's online. Major General Tao When you are immortal You have infinite time To master user

Jerry get a Chinese girlfriend They are great Is that Christian Blatt? There's so many Chinese dudes though Aren't there like 30% more Chinese dudes than women Like they need the Chinese women Oh probably more than 30% yeah Mike 6th to do soup can

Jerry you're a legend Thank you Mike, good to see you Rocko Order B 2002 Jerry is a sober King Cobra JFS If you're with King Cobra What's King Cobra? He's an online personality who passed away this year, unfortunately. But he was an interesting guy.

You take Adderall, though, right? No. I don't take any medication supplements, nothing. Amazing. All natural. Old plants. Charles Stuttarded said, Jerry, have you seen a rest of development? You remind me a lot of job, Will or not, from that show.

Much love from the Jerry Banfield chat crew. I've never seen that show either. you've also been compared to Jerry from Rick and Morty I've heard that as well I think it's the shirts is the Job comparison Vegas Lawtoob Met him out in Vegas at Hackamania 3

Jerry summarized their 22 page letter Vegas Lawtobe said he wanted to pay He said he'd pay a thousand bucks first So I wrote this 22 page letter To my then sister-in-law To because I felt like we couldn't communicate Like she wouldn't talk to me Be around each other and she just wouldn't ever communicate

of me. So I wrote a 22-page letter to her. I'll put that thing up on eBay if you want. And I'll, you know, use the AI to take out the sense of stuff. I think you want to put that up on eBay, Jerry. If you want to pay for that, I'll sell it. Diana Sclands. Jerry, can you talk about telepathy

and the massage therapist? Oh, so I had this video I did with my massage therapist that did pretty well on Instagram of like doing telepathy. She'd like think of a shape and a color and I'd just most of the time I'd be like, you know, blue circle or whatever. And then she tried it with one of her,

you know, Angela and Lizzie, they were on my show one day. Familiar. And so she tried it with Angela and it didn't work at all with Angela. I'm not, I could just like read her mind clearly. This is the great Missy B girlfriend to Anthony Coomia says, Hear me out. Live speed dating with Jerry

at DabbleCon 3. That's interesting. That sounds good to me. I don't know we have a lot of women at DabbleC. Yeah, I was going to say that ratio. Certainly no single way, but they'll get dragged there by their husband. I'll speed date with the one woman on devilcon. There will be some blonde dudes, though.

Devil Tim, Jerry, please give your ex custody and get a vasectomy. That doesn't mean. I just don't see why I do that. When I could follow more kids and have my kids have time, I don't see why I do that. Fuck, yeah, bonkers, feline chila. Did Jerry see the ICP animation of Cherry and Juggalo

makeup that W.HB recently shared? It was so flipping funny. Have a great night, guys. He has not. He doesn't watch the show. Where did you share that on the show? Yeah, it's on one of our episodes. It's very funny. You guys do have a lot of material also.

Like, there's a lot. I watch stuff at double speed, but still. Jerry's telling you to slow it down. No, it's good, but people... Jerry's like, you're putting out too much content. Yeah, I'm sorry. People just told me they're like, you did a two-hour live stream yesterday. Like, I can't watch all that.

So today I just filmed a bunch of like 10-minute videos. I'm like... Oh, thank God. See? My man, Troy Smith says, Jerry, please say, just do it for the drop. just do it perfect that was perfect

a little little i want bandfield merch shop little lill get out of here Jerry thoughts on mom wives mandolids and scientology what are mom wives like is that a woman that's older than you

yeah I think so I don't know anything about that me neither what are mandolins that sounds like a fruit a mandolin it's that's an instrument isn't it

Yeah, yeah. All right. That's right. I remember that from making music. Scientology, my friend, I have a friend that he was into it for a while and he keeps trying to tell me about it. And he sounds like he's selling me on it. But then he tells me how horrible it is on the inside. I'm like, so why does he tell me all this? Yeah, we're going to blasphemy. What is this suppressive piece of shit have to say? Yeah, I mean, it doesn't sound like he's following the protocols at all. It's the same thing that every inside of everywhere sounds like. It's like, oh, it's all love and light and nice. on the outside and then you get an inside like now we're going to tell you what really happens. You're like, oh God. You're close to a lot of Scientologists, right? Where you live? Yeah, and Clearwater, there's a number up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Little music says, Jerry, never let these people tell you you're not successful. You got me to watch Pat Dixon's show. That's quite an accomplishment. Nice. It's some good natured ribbing. Pat was funny. He's great. I've got one. Jerry, would you date your clone?

I used to think about that when I was a teenager a lot. I used to think about like what I would be with the older version of myself. I used to be disgusted by the older version of myself. But now I think, you know what? I'd probably be all right. Interesting. I'd want a woman version, though, of me, to be clear. Like, give me a woman version of me.

And yeah, that'd be awesome. You want a post-up, Jerry, is what you're saying. No, I want a legit, like, X chromosome. Right, right. A woman version of me. I miss Hold on Howard Stern says, Jerry. Do you realize how evil it is to try to use the Bible and God to manipulate a woman to do what you want? I don't see what's evil about that.

It seems like the people that rule the world are all doing that. So you can call it evil or you can call it effective. Got you got you there, doesn't he? Oh, wait. It wasn't effective, though. Well, I'm not used to using the Bible to try and to do that. But that was your first time. Yeah, it was my first time.

I got to, you know, maybe I could practice some more. If I'm going to date a lot more Christian women off to practice more. Stick to First Corinthians. That's where all the panty dropping stuff is. Oh, really? Yeah. Stay away from the Southern Baptist. You do make a lot of, if I were, you know, a follower or paid follower, I would,

you make a lot of hard stances in a lot of different directions and sometimes very suddenly being very, very pro-Jesus and then being an atheist and all for one crypto and then for not, it's hard to follow sometimes. Like even just today, you're debating whether you should get a real job or whether you shouldn't. Maybe balance. Maybe some kind of balance. Maybe some kind of just, uh, I flow like water. I just, I go over here and then I go over there and I go, if I can find a nice spot, I'll keep flowing that way.

Water actually goes to a specific direction. Yeah, it goes wherever the path of least resistance. That's a hurricane or a storm. What you're describing is a witch storm. Yeah, I'd like a good hurricane. I've manifested a few of those in 2024. I see it right behind you. In your display, it's brilliant.

You know, I have a house in Cape Corals. Could you stop with the fucking hurricanes already? I'm not planning to do any this year. Thank you. I appreciate that. Michael Paloito, five bucks. I took out a high-interest subprime loan for this super chat. Is 350 a good rate?

If you're paying me, it is. I'll take that. All right. Jim says, Jerry, who should play you in a movie? That's a good question. Not so. No, no, no. We got to cast a legit actor.

Yeah, we're going to get an actor to play you. Can't let you play yourself. I don't know, then. I think his name is Clark. Clark, Greg. That's the guy. Okay. Steve B. Shemi.

That's got to. Well, there's different stages of Jerry's life. I can see Steve Buccemi being. I'm going Walton Gagans. It's a comedy. Oh, that's perfect. Or Will Arnette. Yes.

Come on. What about Adam Bush? I heard we could get him cheap. Carissa says back to the DMs. When you were a cop, who are you DMing? People you pulled over, other cops? Everybody. Dude, I drank one night with a guy that I arrested for DUI.

I was DM and everybody. Women I met on calls, college students, RAs, other cops, security guards, all of it. We covered a story. I do a show called The Creep out with my buddy Vinny over here. We covered a story where a cop, this chick that he was driving back to the precinct, talked him into coming in the back seat with her. And then he locked himself in the back of the car while he was banger. Do you ever do anything crazy like that?

Oh, no, no. I didn't do anything like that. Not at work. But would you give favors to people if they gave you favors? No, because I came into law enforcement very idealistic and what actually ruined it for me is seeing that if you were a sheriff's cousin. No, if you were like the sheriff's cousin. If you were like the sheriff's cousin, a politician's aide, you could get away with anything. Or a police officer.

Like, if I pull over another police officer, I'd usually just let them go. Whatever they were doing. I've heard CCR songs. I know how this works. Yeah. It may be not want to do it anymore. I'm like, this is bullshit. Like, I'm just muscle for the man.

It's true. Hey, Jerry. What if your daughter was a trans kid? I would love my children no matter what. That's why I want more because I love them no matter what. Circus grenade is here. No shit. Jerry is one of the great profits of our time.

People need to sign up for his school. Yes, Jerry Banfield.com. Get on there. Vinny, you're a proud member. Yeah, so far, what I have learned is how to use the messaging part of it. Yeah, that works very well. That goes straight to my phone, instant notification every time.

Chilito, getting Mikey interview vibes on this one. Fine, I'll let someone else take over. Two kids up paid staff. Jerry, would you ever go on the creep-off podcast? I'm sorry. invite? Is this guy booking guest Jerry, I would love to interview you just about being a cop. Yeah,

there's a lot of great stories. Anybody that has an audience, I'll go on it. I like that. I like that attitude. That's good. I'll bring you on Jerry. I'll hit you up via the school. This is interesting. Detox Nixon with $20. Thank you for that. Jerry, maybe look into IRL. If you're as smart as you say you are, do a

vlog on your ideas with E.T's UFO, Sasquatch, and possibly 9-11 became the strongest catalysts of the new world order. Much love from Cape Cod. What do you mean look into IRL, like do more videos about specific topics? No, so in real life, streaming would be

like, we literally follow you around. Oh, that's horrible because the internet connection. I've tried that and it's the internet connection ruins it. There's technology to make it happen. I think you would make a lot of money if you let us, instead of bringing the date to you, you went on it and we could see it. That would be amazing. I think I'll get them to come

on Zoom and bring them to me. Talk of women in Thailand, Romania, anywhere. Should we get Alyssa Jordana? Doesn't she live in Florida? Elisa? We can get Alicia Jordana to teach you how to do IRL. That's what she does. She's the queen of it.

She's awesome at it. Now, listen, if she gets out of line, she's already got a record with the cops, so. Oh, don't watch any of her videos before you meet her. That's what I need. That's what I say to my days. Oh, maybe that's what happened. Good advice.

Whatever you don't Google me. Yeah, I am not on YouTube. Gumshoe, Mike. I know the goal is to ask pointed questions and elucidate some truths about Jerry, but any reason you guys are treating him like he's stuttering John? What do you mean we're treating him like he's stuttering John? Yeah, I don't get that either. We like Jerry.

Yeah. Prismal uncertainty. Jerry, is there any possibility there is a cop cam footage of you during your years protecting the dirty, rain-filled streets? Not from 09, no. I'm sure they threw all that out by now. How much harder would your job be if you had to wear a body cam? Like, did you ever, did it make your job easier and not having it?

In some situations, maybe, but in other situations, it would have been better to have a body cam because you could have seen what actually happened instead of, you know, especially like you arrest some football player or something, and a body cam would have been a big help instead of them just getting a lawyer and saying all kinds of crap. Right. Got it. Nuka dupe. Jerry wants God to make the Queen love him.

Has he seen the movie Obsession? Be careful what you wish for from supernatural entities, Jerry. I'm guessing you have not seen an obsession. I have not. Maybe I need to watch that, though. I think you would enjoy it. Yeah. I've heard good things about it.

Anonymous coming out on Supertip. That DG slash WATP. Carla, what the fuck? I'm gone for a few months and you replace me with this skinny guy. What's so special about this Mensa Posa? Did he graduate from NYU? was he the presenter for the Jay Leno show. Did he get free cable in exchange for sex?

I'll wait. I'll wait. Okay, stuttering John was the announcer on the Jay Leno show. I love that that's how you know, you knew him from. Amazing. Amazing. Yeah, I used to watch that all the time. Nancram with 50 fucking dollars.

Look at this, Namcram. Dang. Fourth question, my friend worked in a correctional facility for teens, and it was amazing what the girls hooped, I concealed in their Hugh Nana. Hey, Nanu,

what was the most surprising thing you saw someone hoop when you worked as a guard? I didn't see anything they hooped specifically. What was surprising was... Not for the lack of looking. No,

that wasn't my section. I was in a unit so the people who screened already did that. But what was surprising to me is how many of the correction officers would bring in contraband for the inmates. Really?

Because they'd be like, you know, we'll give you $100 for a pack of cigarettes. They offer me, you know, and I was so broke, you know, much more broke than now. Like barely could pay a $400 a month rent, $20,000 a year job. And you have these inmates coming up like, I'll give you $100 for a pack of cigarettes. And I'm like, no, like as soon as I say yes, one time, y'all've got me. But my coworkers, they bring everything in, cigarettes. Like the inmates could get whatever they wanted from my coworkers.

You said something very interesting just now. You were more broke then than you are now. I don't think you realize what having debt means. Only $200,000. I have earning capacity now. Like, my earning capacity could wreck my debt, like, just wipe it out pretty easily. Whereas when you're making $20,000 a year and you have $20,000 in debt, like you're, and, you know, I've never earned more money than that before.

Like, the earning versus the debt. And the debt is sustaining the lifestyle. It's not like I'm just borrowing money and, you know, throwing it away. Like, I'm living in a really nice. I live in an awesome house like 1400 square feet in a great neighborhood like I pay for a $200 massages every week

I'm just burning through money like an idiot I'm running a house it's too big for me I'm getting massages yeah like I'm spending money on expenses I mean it's not like I have a boat or something I'm just like this sitting out there or student loans that are basically doing nothing you know all right that's interesting

I like your optimism I do appreciate your optimism and you mentioned that your wife watches or has seen your ex-wife has seen your videos, have your kids ever turned on YouTube and seen your videos and asked you about them? Yeah, my kids. My kids love my music stuff that I did. Like my music, they were some of their favorite songs.

And my ex would almost never watch my videos, like for the whole time we were together. She didn't want to hear about them. She didn't want any event. Like I would love to have a woman that would like watch my videos and give me feedback and get excited and like, and actually, show up and do the videos with me. Like to see something like that happens, that's why I got so excited about the one I called the queen is because it's like if she would have collared, if she would work with me, you know,

we could print like just print. You know, imagine having her on like a dating channel with me and the vlogs and live streams. Like we could just print money. But instead she'd rather do her own thing, make no money and have to try and get a job. And then I'm out here printing money off of videos I'm sending her. He's still shooting his shot. Jerry, you've not given up on this. you're hoping she's watching this and going to like

I'm making money with this guy dude I told her that we like in the first date I'm like you're you know the first few dates I'm like you and I can make a lot of money working together Jerry you say a lot that you're going on a ton of first dates and stuff but you really bring it all goes back to the queen

yeah it all goes back to the queen what is going on way I don't know I'm letting go of her too I don't I don't think that's going to work yeah I don't think it's going to work either buddy I mean, I saw her in person a couple of times She didn't respond to my message a week ago So I'm like, I'm not, I'm not reaching out to her anymore

I'm good A piece of paper through a window What was the message? No, I sent a text message to her I said like, hey, you know, whatever I sent a nice text, I read it on my stream like four times Yep, I saw it I think it is interesting that you

Ask AI for advice on How to live your life When you know where AI comes from Because of billions of data points How would AI know The right decision for Jerry Banfield? it's just like bouncing. It's like reflecting the AI's using prediction and it's,

it's just kind of a bounce ideas off it. Like I'm like, here's what I'm thinking. It's like, well, I would push back on you a little bit because I've heard you say, Claude thinks it's a great new business model. And then all of a sudden you've like, now I'm only doing phone calls. And every call to action on Jerry Banfield.com is my phone number and sign up for, you know, whatever it is. So it seems like you do make pretty big decisions based on what AI tells you.

Yeah, but I move quickly too. So, oh, it's like, oh, that didn't work. All right. let's adjust. I change fast. But once something works, I tend to keep doing it. We are getting overwhelmed with the chat. I appreciate your time, Jerry. I don't want to keep you too long.

We didn't agree on a specific amount of time or anything. I will throw you money for this because you are a big draw for us, it turns out. Well, I'm happy to hear that. And I'm glad to give back because I'm like, I need to come on here. You know, who are these podcasts? You all have done so much to bring people into my new channels. Like you guys were the biggest thing in monetizing the general. Barry Banfield channel, the dating channel is monetized and a lot of those.

So I'm very happy to give back. Appreciation is so fucking important. It's the one thing that all these low cows that we hammer on week after week, never appreciate all the nice things that we do for them. Opie. Yeah, who is Opie, though? I'm like, all right, Opie is one of the few getting more attention to me.

Like, everyone, like, who's the opium? Why is this guy so interesting? Well, he was the host of the Opie and Anthony show. I've heard of that. I've never seen it. It was a big radio show. Back in what the kids called The Day. This is John Flimpy Halloween Hand.

It says, Jerry wants to date women as much as Adam wants to watch football. That's not true. Times up 8888. Jerry, notice that your haters don't have more than $4.99, but your fans keep coming in with the big donations. Ignore the poor's. Yes. Thank you for the $25 times up. And good advice.

That is true. Dippled balls coming in. Jerry, are you still eating a lot of beans? Hell yeah. And do you think that may have been a contributing factor in your lack of success in online dating? You've got a great attitude, Jerry. Thanks for being you. I haven't eaten my beans today.

I need to eat some beans today. Jet GPT, Jerry, you're in DENSA. Is that like the dumb version of MENSA? Yes. That's your friend, Jerry. Short answer, yes. Justin Rizzley You fuck those broads

In the video with you I don't think you did Max resist Jerry you're a god among men You should get Lucy and Chrissy's Comwhite rides Never mind Lucy is Jewish You can fix her

Don't take no for an answer Now I'm down to be Jewish If a woman wants to be Jewish I'll be Jewish If I'm aware with Lucy Typebox I've yeah I watched her she was on your show. I watched some of that episode.

What do you think? I need to get to know her better. I mean, sir, good first impression. That's for sure. Okay, good to know. She'll be very excited to hear that. Barry Janfield show coming back in again. If the dabbler verse loves Jerry Banfield for being Jerry Banfield, then Barry Janfield loves the dabbled verse.

I fucking love that guy. He's very funny. I'll probably get sick of it, but right now I like it. Nancor with a fifth question, if viruses don't cause disease, why avoid the AIDS needle? Not challenging, just asking. Well, back then, I did believe that because I grew up with a mother that's here at my house now as a veterinarian. So back then, I believe that. So if you believe something, you can make it true in a lot of cases. How's it been having your mother there with the streaming and the dating?

Well, she's just, she's visiting the kids now. Or she's here hanging out with the kids while they're at my house so I can do this. Okay. Tim Bollinger, how many active restraining orders do you have against you? Zero than I know of. Interesting. I mean, in theory, it could be one I don't know about. The inward.

Devil worshippers don't actually worship the devil. They worship themselves. Enjoy hell, stupid. It's a devil worshiper. Took offense to what you said. Ryan Montana coming. Jerry, being 200K in debt, what are three inexpensive things you like to eat?

Beans. Peanut butter? Peanut butter. Yeah, we have peanut butter every day and kale. Oh. I can't do an argument with Jen the other night. We're talking about kale. Jerry, you'll appreciate this.

Jen's always telling me how kale's so good for you. I'm like, no, it's garbage. It's a garnish. You're not supposed to put it in your mouth. So I ask Grock. I'm like, is Carl actually good for you? Greg's like, it's not. Rock is the stupidest AI.

Elon Musk has the weakest, dumbest AI. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. and I also love to eat beans. Yeah, honey was the answer. Honey was the third one in that. I had to remind myself real quick. That's not cheap, though.

You got to pay for honey. Yeah, that's true. Good honey, yeah. Does your mom support the stream in this career? No, my mom never watches my videos either. But like when she hears about it, does she say, good job? Yeah, a little bit. What does she want you to be doing?

I mean, she's probably liked me to be like a doctor or veterinarian or something. Hmm. Or a lawyer. Or in the Army. Or Ricky Bev. Coming in with $5. I asked Chad GPT what a mom wife was, and I don't want one. Thanks anyway.

I want a fuck wife. That's pretty good. It's not a bad idea. You fuck, CDZ. CDZ 9,000. Yo, yo, yo, Jerry should do an interview with J.F. Gary Eppie. He's all about inseminating these holes.

I hope manually, not artificially. Distriga. I don't take any medication or drugs. I'm high as a kite on being alive and getting women to take their clothes off so I can drill them like I'm on crank. But I'm not on crank. I'm on Jesus. Is that a direct quote? Take down DDT.

Hi, Jerry. Thanks for being a good sport and coming on. This will turn you into the YouTube star you've been destined to be just without the fake crypto and pay me to hang out. with me, um, bullshit. And Jerry, can you give a shout out

to my buddy Karmick? He's going through some lady problems too. He could use some advice from a mench like you. Little tiny baby winers. Do you know, come out to Karmic? No, not yet.

Uh, he's kind of a loose can in that one. I don't know of you. I don't know. Hey, asshole. I'm the only one here with multiple personalities. What were you saying,

Adam? I'm sorry. No, just that Karmik. could use some help from you and being comfortable in his own sexuality. That's true. Brian Johnson. This comes back to honesty.

Yep. It does. Brian Johnson, tell him Steve Dave is here. Yeah, okay. But again, Jerry,

what's your net? What my brother? Why do I have a shit eating grin? Um, no reason. I like honey. I like peanut butter and I like short, blonde men's asses.

I better than all this. That's great. Jacob's Shed coming at. $20,000 a year and $400 a month in rent. Where do you become a cop, 1979? That's a good question. Oh, that was a correction officer, 20K a year. And I was in the ghetto paying $400 a month rent.

Like, there was literally one woman that got murdered while I lived there. And did you do it? No. Okay. I thought maybe there was a confession just now. You sure? I was like, someone shot her. And then, well, after she got shot, she crashed her into a tree because she was

shot and having a hard time driving and then the tree really killed her. But she wouldn't have died without the guy getting shot. But it was like gang related stuff. Nancram, sixth question. Chris said we loved Jerry earlier. True. But this is the first time you used the word love unrelated to a beer. Hmm.

In my presence, yes. For sure. G. Robb coming in. Jerry, you'd probably do great on 90-day fiancé. Would you ever consider it? Everybody keeps telling me to go on 90-day fiance. I'm like, but I'm not talking to anyone overseas. But you mentioned you wanted to, though.

Yeah, I certainly would. Listen, man, if you get on that show, that's huge. I feel like you'd have to know somebody to get on there, though. Like, I figure there's no point to even applying on those because, like, if you don't know somebody... You just met Adam Bush. Yeah, and you're different. I think your tape will be seen. I think you'll immediately...

I think you should consider... I think women overseas would really respond to how American you are. you have a lot of great American qualities, and I think the show itself, if you could get on there, it would just be a real great spot for you to just get paid to be yourself. So I'll do a video.

I guess I'd like do a video saying I was going to go on there and send them that. Absolutely. I'll see that. Jerry is the anti-localee. He embraces it and lasts along with everyone. It's refreshing. It is refreshing.

Yeah, attention is my currency. Yeah, you don't mind negative attention. I'll take, you know, I've learned, I used to be so sensitive and but hurt very easily, but I've live streamed for thousands and thousands of hours, as you guys have. Yep. I just, I'd rather have the attention than not have it. What if that's a, I've never heard anybody on the internet make that flip. How did you do that?

And what would you advise somebody that was hoping to take it all in stride, but can't? It was probably when I hit such extreme levels. Like when I changed my race, I mean, you've, you've, you've probably never seen hate like that before. Oh, yeah. People were pretty pissed off when you create a black man. Well, the level of hate, too. Every name you can imagine called everybody posting about it. Like, after that level of hate, everything else seems minor.

Yeah, everyone kept calling him the N-word. It was horrible. I was going to say, what names do you call a black man? I can't even picture that. I can imagine what kind of names that would be. Did you think that you were being serious when you changed your race? Did you think you really were a black man? I was absolutely serious.

Like, you couldn't joke about something like that. So I would only joke about something like that. No, I was 100% serious. Okay. But you're not black anymore? No, I still am. I'm multi-racial now. I'm white and black.

Okay. Because you can't deny that if you look at this, you're going to think white. So I got to respect other people's reality is everybody's going to see me as white. But my reality, I feel very black. Do you know how race works? Honky. Well, I mean, I hear it's similar to how. gender works, but...

Nope. In reality, I guess, yeah, a little bit. Nick SSS, Jerry, I'm on your fifth autobiographical book. Am I going to be the first person on Earth to finish that series up to where it is now? I'm not sure, but one of the first, absolutely. I don't know that anybody's read all six of them. That's so mean. He's like, I'm a big fan.

I read all your books. I'm probably the only one. It's like, wait, I'll take a shot. Geez. No, yeah, my book's not very popular. Blue color. It's okay. I'm good at videos, not the best writer.

Jerry, you need to get dating advice from Tony P. That's not true. That's Tony P. He's one of Opie sidekicks. Byron Granger says, Speed dating can happen. Penny gets a hall pass. Oh.

Interesting. Okay. Is that the big dork giving a hull pass? Elemer Mystic says, Jerry, while you talk about angles, cheating, cunning corners, and trying to find the trick to making money, what is your opinion on outright scammers? I wish the scammers would work for me.

Like they've, the scammers have ripped off so many people in crypto, like doing fake Jerry Banfield accounts, messaging people. And then people come to me like, I sent you $3,000. I'm like, you are a fucking idiot. Like I, like literally in a, when I'm only doing ICP, they're like, yeah, I sent you $3,000 in Bitcoin. I'm like, yeah. Like, I wish these scammers would work for me. And like we could collaborate and try and help people instead of like, if these scammers would put their energy into something that would work better, they, I don't see all that hustle would probably were good doing it legitimately instead of scamming.

Since you brought that up, you said something on a live stream recently. And your product is you, your life experience, your advice, you want to help people with YouTube, with dating, with crypto. Basically, you're like a life coach, right? How people get better at everything they do in their lives. I think that you lose credibility when you say things like, like this. I'm thinking the Jerry Banfield.com family.

I'm thinking that's, you know, that should turn into the best business I've had before. My business in a past before was not based on, you know, giving real value to real people. It's based on tricking people into selling me as an authority and getting people. I mean,

I did good coaching in some areas. But it wasn't giving people the most value that like a really transform, your life. Now, I love your honesty. That's one of the things that we really like about just very endearing quality. But you can't sell yourself as an expert and then admit you didn't know shit about stuff like, wow, it's totally wrong about dating. You flip the script on that multiple times, yet you still give dating advice. This ICP thing has not worked out. You've been working out it for years. Is there a point where you realize that you don't have the credibility

to charge money to get advice? Well, almost everybody out here is just bullshitting that is an authority at almost anything. Like they're, you know, there's not everything, not everyone. Not everyone. But there's a whole lot that, you know, they, you go by their $6,000 YouTube course and it's worthless. I'm admitting that like I sold. Okay. I sold all kinds of online courses. And from my point of view, they weren't that helpful. Like, I got a lot of people to pay me for like online courses and buy cryptos and stuff. And it didn't really add value to people's lives. But that is actually normal and what almost everybody does in capitalism. Okay. So, so, so, why should I sign up and I was just promoting this a money ago, but why should I go to

Jerry Baffield.com and sign up for it if you just admitted that like, yeah, actually there's nothing to do. It's just snake oil. Now, for what has been really helpful for me is talking to real people that don't go out here and claim to be some expert who knows everything, but a real person who will listen to you, like what I basically am available for is if people need someone they can talk to to, to like fill in until they can find someone in real life. Like I have a ton of people I can talk to in real life. I don't need to pay somebody to coach mandating because I have a retired as psychologist, psychiatrist. I've retired professional I can talk to about dating for hours a week along with a bunch of

other people. But, you know, he doesn't sit there and tell me everything to do. I just mostly talk. He listens and shares the experience. So I'm like mostly a fill-in coach or a fill-in friend. And to me, that's what most people really need. They don't need some expert to tell them exactly what to do. I agree with that.

And I think you are uniquely qualified to provide that service. But that is not the service that you're selling. selling. I'm going to make you money. I'm going to find you love. I mean, you've advertised, tell me your love problem, and I will type it into chat, GPT, and then tell you what it says. We're just wondering, aren't people going to want to get rid of the middleman? So I can just ask chat myself. And if you are putting all these videos out, out of love and having no luck in it, out of money, having no luck in the crypto in debt, why am I going to take advice from this person? Well, the I offer is people have calls with me and they, they don't usually need me to do anything.

Like they, well, they'll have, so some calls are technical. They're like, how do I send this over there and do that? And other calls, people just want to like share and connect and get some feedback. What's the technical stuff they're asking you for? Like on ICP, it's like, how do I take this out of Coinbase and put it over here and stake it? So a lot of the calls I've done over the years have been very technical like this than that. One thing I can help a hell of a lot with, like if you're a content creator, I can show you. do all kinds of stuff with AI.

But if you're dating, I have perspective that's valuable, but I mostly on my calls just listen. Like 90% of my calls are usually listening. Can I just give a quick, I'm not out here to give advice. I'm not what I was trying to do. And I realized that my background's quite chaotic over here.

But as far as using AI for your green screen backgrounds, it's so distracting. It's way too much going on behind you. You're supposed to be the focal point. We should be focused on you. Instead, I'm looking at a billion different colors. and it's bright and obnoxious. It gets people to click on it.

Ah, all right. He's got you there, Carl. I don't know what I'm talking about. John's Webbrain says business loan. What bank is loaning you for a business loan? What fucking business? How to take in credit card debt isn't a viable business. I got a business loan from the SBA during all the bullshit six years ago.

And that's where I got the business loan. Back then I had, I sold online courses and, you know, had quite a bit of revenue for a while from that. Gonsbo says, best episode in W.HP. History, don't want to go to your head, Jerry. It's, this is not the best. Yeah, don't listen to that guy. He doesn't know what he's talking about. It's a fucking bad guy. Maybe in his reality it is.

I've got one. Jerry, you seem pretty close to your mom. What about your dad? Were you close? Well, he's been dead for 12 years. I was very, yes, when my dad died, he was one of the very closest people to me in my life. James Q legend says I will kick in $250 to a GoFund me

that awards every better to the winner of a Jerry versus Stuccio IQ test That's the idea Both men's members Yes Well do we both have to be Does he either need to be sober I need to drink to make him fair

Good question Is that going to be on his shit? Am I going to be out of shit list? Do you know what your IQ is? Do you remember the number? There's different IQ numbers I took a few tests. I don't remember off the top of my head, which one was which test.

John Case was always a 165, so it's pretty good. Men says the top 2% of intelligence in the world. Yeah, both my kids are engifted. Like my son got 99% all on something you just took. My ex-wife's very smart. So my mother is very intelligent. My brothers, I'm not going to say his exact career, but my brother's got a hard to get,

you have to be very intelligent to get a career. Everybody around me is intelligent. How many brothers do you have? Sorry, sorry. What's that? How many brothers do you have and then, Vinny? I got one brother. I got three sisters.

Oh, is he, are they older? What are you the youngest? Older sisters, yeah, but they're from dad's other women. You know, I'm just trying to be like my father, trying to, you know, father kids is multiple women. Oh, he's a black man. Go ahead. Vinny, you had a question. I guess I want to know a little bit about your childhood, Jerry.

I'm a little fascinated by that. Like, were you a good student? Are there any notes on your report cards you remember you want to tell us about? Any school plays, battle of the bad. anything like that. I got straight A's every single class, every single grade until senior year when I started playing World War II online as much as I possibly could when I wasn't at school.

And then I got a couple of Bs. I barely miss Valdictorian though, even with playing obsessive amounts video game senior year. And I was very boring in school. All I cared about was getting A's, because that's what my parents cared about. Any sports? My dad didn't want me to play sports

because he liked us to ride the bus home. And that meant he'd have to go drive and pick me up. so he discouraged us from playing sports. But he did it discreetly, not like in your face, but he, oh, you don't need to play that, you know? Right. I'm like, dad, I want to do middle school football. He's like, I don't know about that way.

You stick. You didn't deleted, Jerry, now that you've had some attention from the dabalverse, where you launch another WDB clone, like what Shully did with TSA. Good question. I don't know, I have six YouTube channels. I'll start having more people on them because it's fun. Bunkers' Filanchilla. Maybe too personal, but curious if Jerry,

is still a certified police officer, or did he lose the FDLE certification? Love to you all. They only last for a certain amount of time. So if I want to be a police officer, again, I'd have to go back to the academy. So like they, you have to get recertified or like, you know, every few years. Jerry, where is Mama J.F? Why did you do it? What is Mama J? Who is Mama J.F? Bradley would love more past life talk out on the cult show. I got a lot more of that. I know you do. I know it. Dan Varnie from the Varney Army. is Jerry very refreshing to see someone taking a beating and brush it off of Arnie Army Strong.

I mean, you guys are gentler and some of the people I talk to in person at AA. That's true. Yeah, we're not trying to get your ass. You fucking, your life is in shambles. Yeah, that was funny. How do you feel when they say that? Like, do you internalize that or are they just way off base? What would make them say something like that at such a supportive environment?

Well, because I got up there and said the opposite of what everybody else is saying. Which was? they're just making it like this one meeting is so culty all the guys are there to try and impress the women there's this guy that has all these sponsorsies and everybody just sucks up to him it's it's a toxic ass meeting so i get up there and say i'm god i'm never wrong about anything and that specifically is what happened yes and i said several other i said nobody i don't have a sponsor now because i haven't found a sponsor that is comfortable with me not doing anything like there nobody's going to tell me anything to do yeah the higher power thing, I think is one of the steps in the DA, right?

Well, it says, came to believe in a higher power of your understanding. So that can be me. No, no, outside of yourself, it's in there. It's in the wording. Outside of yourself is the point of it. Well, outside of your individual human ego, yes, but I'm not a human. This is just a temporary experience. He wins every time.

You're right. I grew up on a family of intelligent people who all argued, you know, endlessly with each other. I'm fun. Tommy Johnny again says, Jerry. Have you ever looked at the mirror and thought this case a total scammer? Was that confusing for you? I mean, I used to look in a mirror and hate myself. Yeah, that's why I drank.

But lately, I've just looked in a mirror and be like, you know, sometimes I'll be sad. And it's like, you got this, all right? Fuck yeah. You sex email that smoker. You got this. Just keep going at it. You ever listen to ALMFAO? Yep.

Yeah, fucking rules, right? Gumshoe Mike is Jerry on Cameo. I just, I deleted my cameo last year. I just put up a new one. Nobody's bought it yet. Good to know. Jack Hoffman. Jerry, your green screen background is gay and has food insecurity.

It is very happy, yes. It is very proud of itself. That's a dumb inside. It's jokes. Oh, no. It would crack me up, though. All right. Out of this company.

It's super tip. Jerry, have you tried fooling people into giving you money for a comedy special that will totally happen? works for me. I hadn't thought of that one yet. I would love to do a comedy special, though, where I could say all the jokes I want to say. That'd be great.

My best jokes are usually like super, I mean, they're too dark for like YouTube terms and conditions. No, you can get away with one. Yeah, glad. I'm not worried about it. We'll bleep it. No. Vinny's a comic booker.

I got the kids in the background. I understand. I understand. I understand. I mean, they're all, like, all my jokes are like dark, shock value. like Anthony Jesselnik, but less censored. Ooh, all right. Wow.

I'm interested in that. Take down DDT coming in. Baby Mama, check. Mired in debt. Check. Always trying a get rich quick scheme. Check. Yes, Jerry, you are black.

Yay. And I've made trap music. That's true. My buddy Moody, coming in from New Zealand, says Jerry is a black man. Do you ever say the N-word? Does my mind ever stop thinking it? It would be a better question.

Wow. What makes you think it? Traffic? Especially traffic. Yeah, I get it. Loud people in the movies. No, but like it's, you know, it's everybody. It's an equal opportunity word.

It's not. Nope. Labyrinth missed it coming in. Stuttering. John, you couldn't handle this dabbled verse. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You little bitch. I've dealt with far worse in at least 10.

Ten past lives. This guy was a surf in the fucking medieval times. You can handle this. Hey, when you do like the past experience and you remember stuff, who's the most famous person from history that you were? I don't have like any famous memories off the top of my head. I was pretty ordinary people in a lot of my lives. That would make sense.

I love that. Laws of probability. I hate people were just like, yeah, I was a king. Like, well, I wanted the chance to do that, right? You know how many goddamn Cleopatra's I've met? my day. I know. That's kind of fake to me.

It's like, all right, you're just, that is, that is kind of fake. Tell me about the spaceship experience again. You're out of spaceship? Oh, yeah, I was on some, this was not even a human.

It was kind of humanoid, but it was weird. The insides, not like anything I've ever seen. It was super boring on the inside. Like, absolutely no decoration, no adornment,

no markings. You just knew where your room was. I went out there and kind of like a tie fighter, but that's the best I can describe it. I was all excited for my first fight, and I just got, blown up immediately. I was really disappointed. So how do you get blown up in space? Like what,

what's the mechanism for that? Oh, there's a battle. So there's, I was in a fight with this other like battleship kind of. And yeah, I was like, oh, boom. Like as soon as I went out in the battle for the first time, just got killed. Do you have lucid dreams? Yes, definitely lucid dream. I've had those since I was a kid. Yeah. Being in a cafeteria. I'm like, I'll talk to all the girls. It's just a dream. Right. So you know that you're dreaming and you could like take advantage of Oh, yeah.

You ever have lucid wet dreams? Not usually, no. Oh, you should. I always have, I always have dreams where I'm like right on the edge and I wake up. Like, damn it. What are you looking like that, Benny? Because I'm looking at you like that because the way you said, you should. You should.

It's great. You can't get arrested in your dream. I mean, you can. Nick, come again with five bucks. Jerry, your yoga on a Tuesday song has been stuck in my head for years. Nice. Got the girl in the fresh eats you say, Yo-Gy getting off.

Dude, that hitman on, he was one of the top Facebook partners. He played that on his live stream. A bunch of Facebook partners played that on their live streams. I can't play that song because, you know, I get the copyright claim. Yeah. It's a good sign.

It is a banger, though. I'll give you that. Chat, GPT is back again. What's your prediction for my future? Also, Glock is stupid. Dude, I think AI is going to tell us everything to do. Like, it's going to tell you who to marry, where to live, what work to do.

Because, like, humans are failing so bad. It's like, at this point, I'd rather just have the AI Tell me what to do. Jerry, what do you think AI came from? Did humans create AI? Maybe.

Maybe the AI gave itself to the humans to create. Like maybe AI's already out there. And this is just a planet where it's raising itself. Hold on. Is that Scientology? What did you just said? Matrixology, I believe. Okay.

It's officially close enough. Have you seen the movie The Matrix? Oh, absolutely. Do you think that's what we're really? Audi actually is? It's hard to say. Like there's, there are elements that this definitely,

the internet is absolutely like a matrix. Absolutely. I feel like I'm trying to like go in here and be Neo and be like, come on, you know, unplug. Then people are like, no,

I want to taste the steak. Yeah. All right. Steak is delicious. Am I? I'll take a steak. Tim. Tim Bollinger,

this is a good question. This is important. Nice. Hey, Jerry, do you do third input? What does that mean? It's a reference to anal sex. I don't know if it means giving or taking.

Both, please. I mean, I can certainly offer it to give that. Okay. But I have not received that before. Okay. Fingers crossed. You're young still. Listen,

I figure that's something I could always experiment with when I'm like 60, you know? It's like that's something you can always do later. I'm like, I don't know if I need to do that now. Carl's never been this quiet before. I hope you find the woman you're looking for. I really do. Wow. Moody coming back in again.

What do you think a future person visiting your life now is thinking of your life? Do you have a message for them and the people of the future? I mean, all time is simultaneous. So it is, you know, past lives to some degree of crap because all time simultaneous are really simultaneous lives. But futures is now. It's all the same. But I did travel like, you know, not actually.

But like in my mind, I went towards the future of like when I'd pass. And, you know, future is me is just like, just go all out with your life. Live your life, enjoy it, have fun. And know that this is your, you're going to arrive here. No matter what you do, you're going to arrive here. So you better enjoy it in the meantime. I just had an idea for you, Jerry. I have a business idea for you.

Because I know that you do these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not even a guy. I'm just a guy. So you know how you do those live streams. People super chat you. And I've seen you get pretty pumped up. You make a, you know, a couple hundred bucks.

just live streaming, which is fun. It's a really cool way to make money. Looking at which money we're making, people have all these questions for you. What if you got a co-hosts? It was like a moderator, like a guy who's like kind of like working with the chat to get questions and keep you focused

because you, sometimes you get off. I think if you got a co-host to come on and do these like Q&A sessions, not every day, make it kind of special. I think you could make some money. Yeah,

I'm going to try having some people on and doing some more interviews and not having them just all be me. So yes, we're going to try that. Cool. Yeah, you're a fascinating guy. I'll take 50% of that. He's acting like, here to come with that fucking idea.

You see what he just did there? I saw that shit. Oh, yeah, I already have that that that works, Carl. Okay. You should try something where you, like, each bring in the biggest problem you could think of. Yeah. This Friday night, the biggest problem on the YouTube channel. With Carl and Jerry Panfield.

Oh, I should replace Vito with Jerry. That's what I'm saying. Now there's 10 bucks. Jerry. when you realize that the key to making money isn't telling people to worship you, but that you are the messenger and your revelations are just the things you want. Bingo. When we realize?

I did not, yeah, I did not read that correctly, of course, because I like the way the question's phrase, because if you say, when will you realize it then implies, like that's a nice way to word it.

It makes it harder to disagree with, but what do you think of that? I'll take the worship. I don't need to be the messenger. I'll take the word. We don't need to put a middle man in the middle of this. Hmm. But he's saying that's the key to making money.

I know that's the thing that you want to do more than anything else. You've said you'll put dating aside to make money. Yeah. And I see how if you're the messenger, like I'm God's messenger and this is his message for you. And then I get the money and God supposedly told me what to say to you. Yeah, you're bad at this. Never mind. Okay.

John Todd's coming. Years ago, I swore off women and stopped looking. Five months later, I met my now wife of 18 years. My advice, Jerry, stopped pursuing. They will show up. Every asshole has a story like this, right? But so then there's others that have a story of like, yeah, I've been single for 30 years. Like how long Pat Dixon said that he's been, he's been three years since he's got laid?

Pat Dixon is not a good place to review relationships. That's not, uh, I mean, that could, even maybe I'll try that though, because I've tried like everything else. Maybe I'll try that. He's not an ex-wife trying to murder him. He's not really actively pursuing another one. That's an awesome story, though. When he said, I go, I used the AI to tell me about him for I went on this podcast, and he's like, it's like, Pat was a victim of violent crime in 2004. I'm like, well, tell me about that.

I'm picturing him, like getting robbed or something. Like, oh, my ex tried to kill me. Wow, Pat. That's special. Pat knows how to rile them up, bad. He's got some exes. Hold a grudge. He inspires passion.

He does. Have you ever, has anyone ever said to you that you hate women? Has anyone ever accused you of that? Not very often. But some women have commented they think I'm very transactional with dating. It's like, well, if I'm talking about the women I've dated, a lot of them seem to have been very transactional with me. I would say I've been less transactional than most of them. But I'm, to me, you can't deny that some of dating is transactional.

Sure. And ideally there is at least some magic there. Well, I think that one date you had where the woman really wanted you to Zoom first, I think that was the transaction. If you would have zoomed, she would have been comfortable, she wouldn't have gotten off, you know, you wouldn't have gotten off on the wrong foot when you met her immediately because that was that one thing she really wanted you to do that you couldn't do.

Don't listen to Adam. She was a bitch, Jerry. You're too good for her. He's wrong about this. Chad GPT, five bucks. Jerry, those are not past lines, but just video games. Yeah, same difference. World Warzone games.

What do you mean by that same difference? I kind of look at like each night when I go to bed, I can go off in some other reality if I want to. Like I could just go to sleep and wake up and never come back to this incarnation. Has that happened yet? I've sometimes I wake up and I feel like I've been gone a really long time and I have to like reorient into my body.

Other times like, no, I just went to sleep, slept and woke back up. But sometimes like I've went and lived other lives and then I'm like, all right, I'm going to come back. I want to go back to that one. Nancram with another $20 coming again. Seventh question. Not really a question.

I'm sitting at a bar and a jerk is not getting my F off. I'm listening to my boyfriend Carl vibes. So I'm pretending to be on a work call. If only I was on a Jerry date. Look at that. So I mentioned it when Nancram was messaging earlier that there's potential there for you. It sounds like, I mean, she just said that I'm her boyfriend, but I'm willing to share, Jerry. I'm willing to share it with you.

this Anthony Coomia is here. Ten bucks from Anthony saying, well, I have something in common with Jerry. The Edward is cussing in my head too. Jesus Christ. Dave Barney, buy a call with Jerry is like in trusting Charlie Sheen

with your Coke. Oh, Jesus. Ew. That's funny. By the way, this guy right here, this is Anthony Coomia. He was the partner for Opie. So when you see our Opie videos do very well, it was Opie and Anthony. That's the other guy. A.O. 513. Jerry, I once did speed dating at a barbecue restaurant

while some washed up drunk to 20 year old jokes were now married. Think about going that route. Which was the barbecue restaurant, speed dating and washed up drunk? Barbecue restaurant for sure. Cinema vault unlocked, Jerry. Who are your top five favorite rappers?

Well, it's definitely me Eminem number one. Favorite song, fact. Fuck, yeah. Make sure to listen to that every day. Oh, oh, oh. I've never seen. you got it you got it what are the other four you just ask him to sing rap

yeah he always does back he crosses two two puck but I still have some two puck songs I haven't heard in 15 years they still get in my head I really like dead mouse I know that's not rap but dead mouse and I still listen to old school like she wanted I can tell she Jeremiah I can't believe Jeremiah

had more than one hit song and Skrillix at all if you're listening to dead mouse no I love Dead Mouse though But then another example It's like let's name my song

Seven Deadly Sins Who are you who are you You know showing that off for? Chaos Queen My sister Laugh This is definitely the most enjoyable show Q&A seems to be Jerry's thing Love good job Jerry

Carl needed this What do you mean I needed this? I mean I don't see what could be better And having people ask questions about me I can tell you're enjoying it It's not everything Nice to see it turned things around. Oh, this guy has the question.

I actually have in my list of things to ask you. Sorry, Kobe-Banfield. Jerry, how long is the average penis? Yes, you mentioned you're within a quarter inch of average. What number are you going with from that? Well, the last I saw it was like five and three-quarters, six inches. That's, but again, that is depending on certain parts of the world. Sure.

There's definitely, there's ranges depending on what kind of body you spawned in. So if I ask Grock, what would Grock say? Because Grock's stupid, right? I rock's stupid. I'd ask Gemini on that. All right, you asked Gemini and I'll ask Glock and let's find out what we got. All right. What's the average size penis of an American man?

Stop asking, Carl. You got it. You might be needed to be more specific. For the 15th time. It says 5.2 inches erect or 13. point one centimeters. 5.2? Yeah, I'm not familiar with this number either.

I thought I was like 5 and 3, 5.75 or 6. So I guess I might be like a quarter above average. Nice. I'm not to change the way and look at things. What does Jebidiye say? Grock's not so stupid now, isn't it? Crock tells you what you want to hear. What is what I say?

Does that average, you know, how you need to know the, you know, American, are we talking? I did say American. in my question. What's the, all right, I'll just, I'll let me ask Gemini. Okay.

What's the average length of an American penis? That sounded so formal. Like you haven't asked that. All right, yeah, it says 5.1 to 5.5. Nice. Yeah.

Jeff, you and me, you're gonna be, above average. Let's go. Above average. All right. Now I should be getting ghosted last thing.

getting even more second and third days. Fuck, yeah. I've got one. Vinnie, it is true. Carl thinks rap is something you sing. Yeah. It's the chorus of the... Carl doesn't know anything about singing

or song lyrics or anything like that anyway, so don't worry about it. Moody? Five bucks. Will you say the word starting with N right now to prove you're really black to people in the chat who are doubting? Is this really moody?

He's giving American dollar. I don't think that's moody at all. No. No, we're not going to do that. Yeah, that's probably a smart move. You proved it with yourself. I identify as multiracial. You proved it with size.

Maybe we can go on rumble and just whip them out. But there are actually, I found some incredible audio book footage of Wayne Dyer saying like the full ER version. Like, you guys know who Wayne Dyer is? I'm not familiar. I mean, he's like one of the godfather of like motivation, one of the top inspirational authors. I was listening to some book one day. And he gives the full. version of his book. I was like,

whoa, Wayne. All right. I'm like, wow, he definitely got away with that one. Just like Joe Morgan. That I'm Luigi Greenberg and some other people have been going through your books, listening. Trucker Andy.

Have you heard any of that? I've got a lot of material in my books. Like, those are a gold line. No, but do you know that there's like channels that are like reading them now and going through them? Oh, no. That's awesome. I love fan channels. I never have copyrighted to strike anybody in 15 years. Good on you.

That's what I wanted to ask you guys about. How do you deal with the copyright strikes? Because any time you play anything, some but-hert idiot can throw a copyright strike, and then you have to risk going to court with them. Yeah. So my buddy, Shulie, Agar from the Shulie Network, actually is actively suing, centering John,

because he was DMCA striking his channel dozens of times. So now they have to take that to court. Yeah. And it's a huge pain of the ass. I'm getting sued right now by Southern John. It's a huge pain of the ass. It's a lot of money. It's not fun.

My thing isn't a copyright thing. For the most part, you get a copyright notification. YouTube will just take your video down. Then you can obviously counter that. And it'll go to the YouTube. I've got like, forum. I always counter notification. I'm like, take that shit to trial.

Like, I avoid using anyone's copyrighted content. Damn, somebody just bought the camera right now. Sick. They provided a request. I love what you light. up when you get when you sell something i like when that happens do my kids do too they hear a location they're like dad you made money we can eat we can we not eat beats tonight i got the queen video notification in the car between back-to-back dates i remember you talking about that i was like

holler i was like oh shit just made two thousand dollars left your kids in the parking lot my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns on oh yeah i haven't heard that in a while i like big butts and i cannot lie i don't know i don't put that big ass away around me jerry I'm exhausted You're a lot of fun You're all out of gas Not so fast, Carl Ah

You're a bit of an energy vampire I'll be honest You're a lot of fun But we have to talk about Kevin Brennan We have to move out with our lives But thank you so much for coming on I hope we can do this again

Jerry Banfield.com If you want to sign up And then when you're part of the Jerry Banfield family You guys are all in there Messaging with each other And you're responding to this stuff People could DM you, right?

Yeah, and I watch videos people share in there and everything. Yeah, and any time, Vinny can message me anytime. I'll be happy to come back on. And I'll, I'm going to catch up on your episodes in the meantime. Promise us this. Promise us that I like that you're getting paid for this because I think you should be and you deserve it. But I would never want to see you start changing who you are to suit what you think these people in the Dabbleverse want. Because it only works when you're true to you.

And even though everyone is just showering you with love right now, You deserve it. You've earned it. And everybody's sincere about it. But this is a fickle audience. And if you put all your chips into that, one day they will turn. Just ask Ms. Judy. One day, it's going to happen.

Ask we're on the waiter. Ask we're on the waiter. You don't want to be on the receiving end of that because he put all of it into one basket. So promise you're just going to keep doing you and trusting your instincts no matter what. I thank you. And I'm used to audiences turning quickly on the dime. No, but that actually is really solid advice, Jerry. you be you man your authentic self is why we're interested in you

well i think it's safe to say everyone on this zoom and in the chat wants to fuck you uh jerry's better to give or receive anal i think he said he has not received it uh prison uncertainty with 10 pounds says jerry thanks i can now prove my family that i am not the most annoying man to meet before your fist coffee first coffee i think you missed coffee cherry bad is gaming this is the guy who bought the queen video is in the house right now. Yes, this is the guy who spent fake money to get your video.

499 pounds, baby pounds. The Holy Quadrinity is here. Jerry Banfield, WTP, Barry Janfield, and Jerry Banfield Gaming. That's quite a Trinity. Thank you for that $2,000 in ICP. Does your ex know that like some of those old videos are still up on YouTube on at Jerry Banfield Gaming? Is she upset about that? She doesn't care. Nice. Drunk in engineer. It's just trunk engineer, isn't I? I don't know why I read So when are we dumping the out-of-work actor and bringing Jerry on as the permanent Wednesday co-host? Good job, Adam. Good talking, you, buddy.

Just meet with HR on the way out. He's going to do some paperwork. Jerry, thanks so much for coming on. Any last messages you have for our viewers here. Thank you all very much. Thanks for all to love and support on my channels. I'll just keep doing whatever I can to help out. And I really appreciate you all.

I'm looking forward to watching a lot more. And happy to come back on whenever. I'll go on and work with whoever. I'm open. Awesome. Thanks, Jerry. Nice to make you. All right.

Have a great night, everyone. The great Jerry Banfield, everyone. How do I turn this off now? I can boot you. I'll boot you. It's not too awkward. Wow. Explosive.

Thank you, Vinny. Hero is your word. But you're welcome, Carl. Thank you for setting that up for us. I'm really glad we got to talk to Jerry. I mean, we didn't do as good job as Pat Dixon did, obviously. Clearly. But the chat was here for us.

I heard someone call Pat Dixon the... Endward? The Dick Cabot of the Dabbleverse, and it made me land. That's good. That's pretty good. That makes a lot of sense. So, Kevin Brennan. You know, you watch Jerry and you go, this is a guy who gets it, you know?

He's figured out how to navigate this stuff. Then you see this fucking asshole. That's my net. It's one thing that Kevin Brennan absolutely despises, hates more than anything else. Well, that would be friendship. You guys are so cute. You guys are so fun together. You guys do so many fun things together.

I can't take it. I need fun partners. I need fun guys that wear potatoes and they pretend they're successful actors and stuff like that. That's what I need. It makes me sick to my stomach. Now I'm just going until my food gets here. Damn it. The labored breathing.

The dead air. What a treat, though, isn't he? He's just such a grub. I feel like he could be beaten by the Care Bears Countdown. Like, he's just so miserable. Put him over the top. It would be too much for him. Is that something that someone with a wife and a family says?

I guess I'll just keep streaming until my food gets here. There's no fucking way the wife still is with him. No. I would bet a wife. a large amount of money on the fact that Kevin has no family in that house or apartment or alleyway wherever he's doing this from he does not for sure and he has to prove to me that he has a wife there I need to see an uga-buga on the stream in order to think that there might actually be a wife living in that household he was talking to a comic the other day and the

comic asked what happened to his teeth which we've seen rapidly deteriorate in the last six months And he said, this is what he said. This is a quote. You can check it. He goes, well, when I stopped doing comedy, my teeth went bad. You know, I had to stop doing comedy because my wife got a full-time job. So now I got to take the kids to school every morning. So, you know, my teeth.

Hmm. Well, that explains it. Yeah. I always assumed it was like a portrait of Dorian Gray thing happening. That's a terrible excuse. He has adult children. He's adult children. And if he was taking it into school, that doesn't eat up the entire day.

No. I think he's still a bunch. He is stuttering John as the Antichrist. These are the things that Stuttering John says. He does. He just, you know, he would talk to his guests as if the audience doesn't know the reality and just like try and portray this thing to them, even though we all knew better. Like, whatever that was must have satisfied the comic.

But we all know that's absolute bullshit. He's just lying and making shit up. He's also very childish. this is I don't know if elementary school middle school when you have an enemy and then your friends aren't ought to be friends with that person and you dictate that to them that's how Kevin lives his life for real it's otherworldly and how fucking pathetic these losers are but again you want to be friends with them I still don't understand why you want to be friends

with Tuki and Carl and uh I'm not I'm not trying to be friends with I'm just civil with him because he's been civil with me it's you know it's like a we're civil It's cool. You know, I don't hate the guy like you do. Well, who do you hate? I'm not friends with Rocco. I cut that off.

I mean, all he does is troll and he's trying to impress Melton, so that's done. I was trying to be civil. I hate a lot of people. There's a ton of people I hate. Name some more. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Chad, this is the most pathetic thing.

Hey, Kevin, who gives a shit? If I get along with them or not, go fuck yourself. Grow some balls, man. What are you doing? I swear, I don't like the same people you don't like. I don't like a lot of people. I swear. This is like a conversation on a school bus.

That's what I mean. Like Kevin Brennan's a hurt baby. You laughed when I said antichrist, Vinnie, but he, he's like, tell me more. I feed off this. Like, I need to hear that it's his lifeblood. This is the only thing giving him oxygen is getting him to hate. getting him to be hated more and feeding off. It's not like he speaks well about Chad.

He hates him just as well. He needs this, like some Gullum thing. Yeah, in fact, his next clip starts off with that. Just watch this again. Name some more. Pat Dixon. No, because I don't know. I mean, I would think that you'd have a problem with Carl,

but you want Carl to do your show. I don't know. I just, I know it's going to generate content and revenue streams. Okay, I don't, MLCs, we know it's the Dabble Dashboard winner, but I I'm just trying to get stuff going I'm trying to make some stuff happen I'm not a fan of Carl Carl covering my sound exchange he sounded like a fucking retard he didn't know what he was talking about oh as Chad still upset I didn't think he made

$20,000 a month from getting his stupid comedy bits played on raw doesn't this feel like KB's about to go Chad likes Carl Chad likes Carl what are we talking about no no so unbelievable I think I just felt kissing wrong. It's just weird.

When Chad is like a sympathetic character by comparison, it's fucked up. Yeah. I don't know how to feel. It's so bizarre. I mean, watching him grovel and try and come up with things that he hates to please this evil boss is, it's really disgusting. Well, listen, Chad has to be friends with Kevin and all these idiots do. Yeah, that's the thing. I make a lot of money.

You don't, but I do. So I want to dabble dashboard without Adam Bush. So why would I, as somebody said in Patreon, why give oxygen oxygen to these clowns? It's like when you have Ray on, and Ray just says, oh, I can't talk about that. So it's basically what Ray does, constantly changing the subject. Whenever he asks Ray a question,

he constantly changes the subject, wants to talk about something else, lies. This guy's a miracle. Oh, why don't you have Adam Bush on the show? Ah, Ray DeVito! Change the subject! Ray DeVito! I was like, yeah, you just did that, old man.

S.J. would tell you, he would project what he would do in that situation. You always knew that. This guy tells you what he's doing as he's doing it. As he's doing it. And it's complaining about it. Yep. These assholes just want to think about money they're making. That's all they want to do.

They just want to change the subject, like Ray DeVito. We're not talking about Ray DeVito, buddy. This is wild. So we're talking about the potato. Cardiff, of course, one of the enemies on the show. Because the potato, the potato likes to get everybody's business.

That is so rich. This fucking guy who's demanding 1099s and tax returns. This Cardiff, electric guy, he did other people's business. He had the nerve on him. Fucking retard. Anyway, Chad, tell me who you hate.

And to a lot of spy report. Has anyone gotten into his business? It can't be that hard to find. Do you see my Schmold Buckman? Chegg? I heard him. He literally just docks Will Buckman's condo, multiple times riding his bike by the place and taking video of it.

He's like, why it's card if another people's business? About it, I didn't see it. I don't go to Keywoodman. You said, you said everyone should get out there. Well, I heard about it. I don't know. You said, go to Merch's house. We watched it.

So I said, so that's why I went live before you show. shut down your show because I want... What is that? Okay, so, Chad was complaining about Cardiff sniping. And he goes, it's lazy. It's the laziest content. You're just sniping my show. So I'm not going to do a stream if you're going to snipe it.

Go out and do something creative, do something different like I did when I went to Mercia's house. So Kevin Brennan goes, that's why I had a docs Schmiel Buckman. He had to. Because you were telling me, like, go out and, like, docks people's homes and... But the tone of his voice was just... Just like, were you watching, Chad? Did you see me? You're not watching.

Look at me. I was doing it. It's fucking bizarre, right? Yeah. And also so we could like say in a court of law that he did it because this guy told him to. Right. It's just fucking gross is what it is. It's so bizarre.

These are adults. It's crazy behavior. You would think at one point, one of these idiots who defends Kevin Brennan would watch this show and just go, oh, fuck. Okay, yeah. I get it now. What am I doing? I'm done with this man.

I think when you're too close to something, you just can't see. And there was a time when there was a sliver of comedy underneath this hate. And they still think it's there. They don't realize that that's gone away. And this is just anti-comedy. No, even anti-comedy is kind of funny. This is just the opposite of comedy.

It's just pure hate. I mean, I hate to sound cheesy. But when you're the guy preaching against love, it's like, where are you? What have you become? I'm sure his wife. is making a sandwich as we speak. We're delivering it to him. Daxing Schmiel is always a good idea.

Iron was hot, as they say, or whatever the expression is. Strike while the fire is hot or whatever the... What is this? Today, this is me going to Merch's house. Oh, this... This is Schmiel Buckman's house? This is me going to Mercia's house. Get out there, do something.

And even before you said it, I did it. And then he starts shouting out the street names. Yeah, cool. Just here on the, not even on the live thing, like on his show. Good stuff, man. Good content. Yeah, funny. So, what's not forget that Patrice O'Neill, for some reason,

has an on the enemy list of Kevin Brennan. How many years ago to Patrice Pass? Ten. It's well over ten. Closer to 15 at this point, I feel like. But for whatever reason, Kevin's still fighting that. fight that he doesn't like Patrice or Greg Giroldo another man has been dead for a very long time so you uh you didn't you never liked patrice O'Neill right

I mean uh no I wasn't a fan okay so he would give me shit I would give him shit back uh I never was joking I wasn't part of the get-along gang that's why I'm glad he's dead like I'm glad he's dead because all these get-along gang that was the original get-along gang the ONA crew, the tough crowd crew, and Gerardo and him are dead. And that's fucking great. Gerado was an asshole to me too, because these guys had it pretty good for a while. And how that worked out? How did it work out, Gregie?

How's Greg Jr. doing? How's his career? Is it taken off? Gino, I know it does gigs with Gino and Keanu, so he must be taking off. I remember Greg Gerardo was at Hilarities and Jesse Joyce was opening for him. and we went to the green room. And I just remember he had his hands, his head in his hands. And he just looked up.

He was like, shut the door. Just shut the door. And we're like, whoa. I don't know what was going on. That was a before show relaxation technique. That was the only memory I had of Greg Giroldo. I never met him. He did well.

I like the chance. Like, do you guys know that he was on drugs? Yeah. I don't know what was going on with him. Really? You don't know what was going on with him? Read out. You have no idea.

So why is he fucking with his kid? Because he fucked with everything. But so Kevin's take was, I wasn't allowed in their click. They didn't like me. I'm glad they're dead. Yep. Cool. Cool way to live life, man.

So I know the answer to this already. I figured it out from Lill, lo, but can we get get along gang like sweatshirts? Yeah. Okay. Do you want to be in the get along gang? Yeah, be fine. Well, you got to get along with us. Yeah.

And good luck getting that sweatshirt from catch. Fuck you That was the joke All right I just want to remind you Of the beginning there That KB said I had interactions

With Patrice Where he said shit to me I said shit to him He was kidding I wasn't That was our relationship Now This is from a couple days ago

This next clip When the thought of him and I Having a discussion About Patrice came up And he learned That I knew Patrice Here's what he said Yeah this is a weird

Flex too I have no I had no relationship with Patrice O'Neill. That's a fact. Ask Jimmy Norton. Ask anybody. Asked boss. I never hung out with Patrice and, uh, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Yeah, so which is it? He was an asshole to you. You're an asshole back or you didn't know him at all. That's such a weird flex. I don't even know Patrice Anil. Neither. This guy makes, sorry. No, I was just saying neither matter because he's still just glad he's dead because he's an asshole.

Right. Yeah. I mean, you said he made Chad look good. like Opie has said a lot of stupid shit and the stupid shit about Patrice but he never like made fun of Patrice's mom or said like how's his mom doing? Did she, is she winning now?

Like, why is he picking on Greg Jarallo's kid? What the fuck does that have to do with any of this? He might not be doing well. I think he might have some mental illness that we're witnessing here. Well, physically he's doing so great. No, actually not. I think he's rotting from the inside out.

I think it's what we're witnessing. Well, thank God for that. And do you have 32? Do you have clip 32 over there? I do have 32. Would you want to playing that now? Because this is what he said yesterday about Patrice. He finally decided to watch some of his comedy since he's never seen it.

Okay. But again, I didn't know this until he was dead, until he was safely buried. Then I'm like, let me see what Patrice has been up to. So I can appreciate the guys once they're dead because, you know, I guess I'm jealous and bitter and all the whatnotery. Why not? The truth comes out every now and again, doesn't it? Why not? Yep, he's bitter

And so he's lashing out And the guy who can't fight back And their family That's cool He says he watched the special And it wasn't just good It was great It was great

Yeah, we all knew that the whole time Right, yeah Pretty well-known thing about Patrice O'Don deal Funny stand-up comic Does he ever get tired of being wrong He's never wrong Because he moves the goalposts

Every time As we're going to witness In just a moment But sometimes the chat does go rogue on him I heard that Adam Bush doesn't like sandwiches. Well, I don't have them on if that's the case. Kind of funny. That was fucked up.

That says too much. Of all the things he said about me now, now I'm thinking about a lawsuit because I can't have that out there. So thorough Joe Burrow put together a nice little package for us. And I was checking this out earlier in this week, too, and Adam pulled some clips. So I mentioned that Kevin's a liar because he said, I've only been on MLC one time.

And so Kevin was watching that and arguing with me. He won't have been on his show, but he'll argue with me watching me and played over and over again. And I'm sure this will end well for him. I'm sure he knows better than I do. Oh, bold face lie. Ball face lies can be fun. And if you watch Carl's show, which I have for four years,

I've been against him. You used to have Carl on your show. I'm just putting it there. Who used to? You did. I had him on once. And I've always said, Carl... I've been on MLC one time, Kevin?

Yeah, one time. You're on one time. One time. So that's a bold-faced lie? How many times you've been on, Carl? No, you're on once. You're on once. I could check to see what I paid you.

Maybe I paid you $400, but you're on once. So Carl doesn't say if he was on once He goes, but what about the $400? What about the? Carl was on once. Carl was on once. That's a fact. A bold face lie.

That's a bold face lie. If I said once and he was on twice, he was on once. But it's a bold face lie. These guys are These guys are absolute clowns. And maybe he was on twice. That makes me a liar. I'm a bold-faced liar.

I've always said, Carl... I've been on MLC one time, Kevin? Yeah, once, once. That's weird because I refunded Kevin $400. Show me, send it to me. Send me the refund. This guy's out of his mother. This guy's obsessed with me.

Okay. So, you know, it's just an example of Kevin says shit. It's not true. And so I'm on Davel versus Lye with Pat Dixon. and I explained like, well, obviously I've been on more than once. I had $400 from PayPal from them that I refunded them and I posted a picture of it up on X when I did that. And Kevin goes, well, just because I gave you 400 bucks,

it doesn't mean you're on more than once. Maybe $400 for one appearance and I won't say, I was so fucking killed it. He paid Stuttering John a shit ton of money once too. I was on that episode as well and I got $0 for that one. Oh, that's right. No, you weren't. No, you weren't.

I was booked three times. I got paid for those three appearances. When I was Suttering John and didn't get paid, and then I also went on when Kevin told John not to do the one-on-one with me and I asked for the link and they sent it to me and I came on and said, fuck you. So that would be five times.

Five times. Is the actual answer to how many times I've been on? I'll see what's weird about this? Who cares? I'm not saying like, well, we can be. I've been able to see about times, but Kevin has to pretend like we've always hated Carl. Carl's the worst like, no. You just decided that you hated me.

And now that's like the reality that you want to exist forever. It's also nice that we got to seem being caught. in a full eye in real time. And now we get to see how he reacts to having the truth thrown in his face. Right. Because we talked about you've obviously compiled all of your 1099s from all of the gigs that you've been working for the last 18 months.

So you have a lot of evidence that proves that you are a working actor. And we debated this on the show last week. Like, okay, so let's say that you give that to Kevin. What's he going to do? Like, be like, oh, you're right. My bad. I've been saying you're, you know, a washed up, unemployed actor. Abong, you got me.

No. That's never what Kevin does when he realized he's lying. I'm just hoping that if he does, if Adam, if you do, give it to him, he coughs up blood. And that's just the end of it. That would be a fun way to go. That's the dream. People are saying he came on when I had Stuttering John on. And Carl came on to yell at me.

Carl came on to yell at me because I told Stutterner and John he should get a flat rate. Or whatever I told him. I don't know if I should tell him he should get a flat rate or because he was going to get a cut. So I told Stutton John he should have man a flat rate. So I met Carl Mayn't have came on that show. But he was only booked one time. He was only booked officially one time. Did he pop on other times?

Did I pay him $400? No, I didn't. But that's not lying. That's getting one time and two times mixed up. And it was four years ago. How does it get sick of being a clown? I'm sorry, how many elevators are there in L.A.? None. Not one. None.

Zero elevators. This fucking guy just makes up shit, repeats it over and over again. Because, like a good politician, say a lie enough times, becomes the truth. Except for there's receipts for this. This fucking idiot knows that you can look at our PayPal and see that he gave me money three different times. I gave him $400 back. And I think he even looks that up and then comes up with a new reason why he doesn't like me. And here's here's my take.

Here's my take, everybody. Carl's gay. Broken clock. I mean, this is the KB we all love, right? I guess he didn't lose it after all. Yeah, girl, he hasn't been on the show multiple times. Oh, yes? Oh, he's gay.

Yeah. And we got me there. This is what he does. He gets caught lying. So he says, like a child, I'm not a liar. You're a liar. And now I have to prove why they're a liar. It's because they are an other.

They are something else. They are a cripple or a hunchback or they're gay or they're a Scientologist or they're an addict or they're a woman beat. They're this other thing. I'm most of those things I was going to say. That's why we all get along. Yeah, but that's what he has to do. Hands in the middle, boys. Avengers United.

This is what he does. It's the only move. None of it is comedy. and he'll just stick with this and hope nobody notices. Yeah. So, yeah, when I catch Kevin Lai, that means I'm homosexual. No, I'm straight. It's all basically his life as a lie because he's gay.

So when that happens, then everything kind of becomes like blurry. So, so I'm, but I'm a bold-faced liar because I said he came on one time. I booked him one time. Then I sent him a link maybe another time when Stuttering John, when he was mad about Stuttering John. Maybe, maybe. But again, this is his whole little fucking murky gray area of Kevin's a bold-faced liar. But again, his whole life was a lie. He's gay.

He's gay. Why isn't he have kids? His brother is kids. My brother's straight. He's gay. That's why he's gay, everybody. He's gay. Nobody gets married and wrong.

He's really like, look at the monkey. Look at the shiny monkey over here. All right. So I'm living a lie, which means when I catch him lying, it's not as bad as what I'm doing. And he's got the noise maker, so you're fucked. God damn it. I would probably... You have a slide whistle?

That's actually... It is pretty gay, though. My plastic. All right. Let's move on. Just real quick, you see how he said, Carl's going to... Here's what they do. They murky.

They make everything, you know, hard to understand, like, exactly what you're doing right now by talking about gay instead of the fact that you were caught in a lie. Yeah. My brother has very little to do with my homosexuality. So I'm sure I get brought up. Your brother's flat. Does that mean anything? All right. Let's move on to Michael Ray Bowler, Docy Lips.

You know, that he was on with Clearwater Chad. Yes. Too much personality for me. Well, he was also a recent guest on MLC, and KB has been praising his work as an actor and, you know, how likable and honest he is. And as we know, clear what our chat is a MLC regular. So I was surprised to hear Michael Ray Bauer say this. Well, me and Chad were just talking about this a little while ago. If you look up Michael Ray Bauer in Scientology or Donculip, Scientology, whatever you fucking want to do,

I dabbled in Scientology as I did grow up with some friends like Danny Masterson, Laura Prepron, and some others of the like. Well, that's interesting. Yeah. Isn't that the thing that Kevin really doesn't like when you're friends with Danny Masterson and you dabble in Scientology? Yeah. I've heard him say that's a negative thing.

It's almost as bad as being gay. Uh-huh. Yeah. But, you know, Michael Ray is a little, he's a little isolated, you know, maybe he hasn't heard about the conspiracies and controversies surrounding those people. Yeah, I'm sure he's not paying attention to that at all. The guy who's still trying to work in Hollywood for the last three decades. That's the only thing I can guess.

Okay, maybe. Why did something happen? Yeah, there's a lot of conspiracy stuff around Ashton and Danny. Oh, he knows. I hung out with Ashton quite a few times, and I hung out with Danny on quite a few occasions. and I do know that they are ladiesmen or they're always looking for women,

just like I am, but they're ladiesmen. They're like successful at it, but you know, we're all doing the same thing. What is he saying? Yeah, I don't think that's going to help his relationship with KB. Unless Kevin doesn't care about any of the shit. It's all just made up because he just wants to hate Adam and me. No, no.

He has a crucial set of beliefs that are. or his spiritual, like, backbone that he relies on. That's definitely what it is. Well, let's see, uh, let's see what happens when, uh, Michael Wray Bauer is wondering about Kevin's wife. He's, like me. Like, he's an old man. We're lonely. He said he's married, but I don't, I don't even, I've never seen his wife.

Does he separate his family from online stuff? I don't know. Yeah, he's never been on. He's doing a good job at it. separating that shit. Yeah, he sure is. Well, it doesn't even stumble into the live stream, not even once. It's amazing how that works out.

I mean, Opie levels. He's doing great. What are the chances? Hey, is Michael Ray Bauer and Stuttering John's old living room? Yes. Okay. Remember that? I do. I remember when John had that as his background, it's like a default in stream yard, and he's just like, this is what my living room actually used to look like.

Back in the day, this used to be mine. It's so fucking stupid. It's my grand piano. All right. Now, yeah, he, the whole time I'm like, thank God, KB hasn't seen any of this, or he would lose his mind. But it turns out, KB's been watching this entire stream, and here's what he has to say. KB has time to watch all of this devilverse nonsense?

All of it. Interesting. Michael Ray Bowers probably has a pay stub. Isn't he donkey lips? Isn't he a kid actor like Adam Bush? Does he have pay stubs? He probably does. He probably.

does. All good. No need to send him. All good. He probably has him. I mean, this guy famously doesn't own a kitchen. Michael Ray Bauer, if you're paying attention, has no money. He makes meals in the toilet.

Oh, no! He has a hot plate. Tell me, at least has a car. I don't know. He does. He just got one. He just got a car. That's good. All right, but no, he doesn't need to prove anything.

to Kevin. Nope. Kevin's like, he's probably working. He's probably doing great unlike that failed actor, Adam Bush.

And is this you in the chat here watching Kevin Bread and show? Yeah, this was him demanding stuff for me and I said, you can just check out my IMDB, Kevin,

and you'll see everything there. And here was his response to that. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to know about I and DB. I want to show

when you got paid. Show me when you got paid. The last. Last time you got paid. He talks a big game. Go to my IMDB. Really? Really?

Go to my IMDB. Go to my Wikipedia. How was that talking of big game? He doesn't even using words anymore. Nope. I think I just figured out why his teeth are rotting. Yeah. Yeah.

Coca-Cola is chugging down. So Adam... He comments that it hurts his teeth when he drinks it. Of course, he does. It's going through them. So Adam writes, it's all that IMDB. look it up and stop running, send me the link, or you're scared. And this is all you've been saying.

Kevin, you're talking to all this mad shit. I'll come on the show and talk all that bad shit to my face. I don't want to. I just want to talk about you for three hours straight. Oh, people give me super chats. Just like centering John. Yeah. So IMDB is unacceptable, and his chat has sent me a lot of messages saying anyone can put

anything on IMDB, which is not true. Of course. But he says it's just like Wikipedia. So now, Kevin is watching Red Bar. This was a day or two ago. And he's watching an argument he was having with someone where they mention, well. I'm sure you wish you had Neil Brennan's money from that Chappelle show. Now, as Kevin's watching this, he wants to know how much his brother is getting paid.

Of course he does. A piece of the Chappelle show. Yeah. You're talking about Neil Brin. A piece of a Chappelle show. A piece of the Chappelle show. Right. They made the last episode 23 years ago.

Are they still big checks? Keep me posted. Can somebody look that up and IMDB to see how much Neil is worth? How much, how much he's still getting paid? What was the contract they gave Deschapel $300 million for that show? I don't think it was that much. I think it was an astronomical amount. And it's the highest selling DVD, comedy DVD of all time.

Yeah. So it's like, is he still making money? I don't know. Does it matter? Yeah. You know? If I get $300 million for a project, But, like, where are these residuals?

It's like, yeah, I'm pretty good with this. I think I did all right. And when he wants to know an honest place to assess how an entertainer is doing, he says, go to their IMD and tell me what he's getting paid. Do you think everyone at the Brennan family Thanksgiving has to bring, like, their pay stubs? No, because Kevin's not there. Oh, good point. What do you think Kevin eats on Thanksgiving?

Chinese takeout. And a Coke. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So now he's watching Sam Maril on Red Bar. So Red Bar is watching Sam, this from years ago, obviously.

He's watching old videos. He's finally allowing himself to watch things that he avoided because he thought they hated him. And Red Bar is one of them. But now he's discovered that Red Bar, because Red Bar does not care for KB, that they both share some similar enemies. Red Bar does not like Sam Merle. So he's jumping in on this. he thinks Samarrel is, Kevin does, a hack, a terrible comic, he's never funny, he's always boring,

and he's watching Samarrel on Rogan. Okay. It's just a strange fucking time. You know, it's a... It's not the Crusades. What do you mean? It's a strange time. This is during COVID?

It's a strange time to be doing stand-up. It's always a strange time to be done. I think during the Crusades, it was weird. What? I didn't even watch this. I didn't even watch this. I got to call this episode The Crusades. I don't even know where I grabbed that from.

I swear to God. I swear to God, I didn't watch this in advance. I watched a little bit of it, but I wanted to be surprised like everybody else. That's why I didn't watch that whole Etsy thing, because I wanted to see what he said. I want to be surprised. And I was. I literally did not watch this in advance. Man, Sam Morrell, great minds.

Val doth protest too much, me, thanks. I mean, the fact that it's said a million times, like, you obviously saw this clip. You think that's interesting enough that you repeated it. And now is in Sam Rille as a comedy genius. Just like coming. I fucking hate this guy. Crusade, that's what I said. Ah, you're cool.

Good stuff. Great minds think alike. What a retard. This guy won't watch anything without, well, he won't let his audience see anything without him viewing it first. He'll make the audience sit there in silence while he reviews it. The clip he was watching before on Red Bar that involves him, they say a lot of main things about him. They're not a fan. And he knew how to fast forward through all of them and just get to the stuff that was making fun of the people he wanted because he screens this all so intently in advance.

You're a liar, K.B. Yep. And, yeah, so he's going out of that about him and Samaril having the same line on the Joe Rogan experience. During the Crusades, it was weird to be funny. I think it was always a weird time. Oh, wow. I would have got a lot from Joe Rogan with my Crusades reference. Dude. Wow.

This is literally Arnie Fletcher pretending to be on Jay Leno. He's like fantasizing about being odd Joe Rogan right now. Yeah, we're watching it. Yeah, he's doing it on his show. How long before he starts watching old clips of himself? Right. He's doing it. Oh, yeah.

He was in the last one. That last one we saw. We were playing him find his old stand-up routine and play it twice. a row. Oh man, he's going to stunt Joeville. I was drinking and driving. Now I'm drinking and living. He's having an out-of-body experience. He is on Joe Rogan right now. People are watching. He's drunk enough. He thinks he's on Joe Rogan. He is fantasizing about it and proud of this. All right. So going back to So Thorough Joe Burrough, he put together in this next video package that we have.

there is a guest on the show with Kevin, one of the sick of fans, one of the supporters of him. And even, I'm trying to remember his name. I'm blanking on it right now. What's the guest name? I call him guest.

Yeah, fuck. I know his name. I've seen him out a bunch. Anyway, we'll figure it out in just a moment. And Kevin is, like you said, vetting content that he's being sent. He won't let it play.

And so he has to go through and watch the stuff. And the guest just sits there, doesn't know what to do with himself. Dead air No it's not dead air I'm looking for fucking dirty Jersey You're in a terrible mood today I'm not I'm in a great mood

You're an idiot 1307 and 1408 All right so So thorough Joe Burroughs put up a timer So we can see how long this takes Wait a plate on to me Oh no he's sped it up too Yeah and it's sped up

So this is In real time we're 30 seconds into this, just dead air looking for whatever he's looking for watching the clip before he plays a panhandler. Thank you. Okay, I don't know what.

It's from yesterday. Schmold Bachmer's response. Oh, I was not going to chat from me. Oh, 9, 6. 96. I was looking at the yesterday. He's watching the wrong video all this time. This better pay off.

Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. Who's Paul does it see your show sucks. Yeah. What an idiot. That's Panhandler? That's Panhandler, yeah. 9-6.

And now we go through it again. All right, now you've found the right video. My teeth are hurt for fucking soda. I can't have drink soda anymore. I thought I should take a day off. 9-6 daily, put a date here. Oh, here it is. He just had my teeth hurt from drinking soda.

I should drink soda in a more. Wow. You got it? Are you listening to it in your headphones before you play? Or you're just looking for the time. Just shut up. I'm listening. Thank you, Penn Handler.

Thank you for asking that. We're all just like, what's going on right now? What are you doing? There's no winning with this guy. I've never seen someone's teeth rot like that. It's like that time lapse photography thing. We could watch a flower bloom and then die like his teeth. Just in the last few months, they've completely rotted out of his face.

They're getting ready to blossom. All right, well, he's continuing to search for stuff to watch. We get Pan-Handers, just like, what are we doing? He's beside himself. He's like, I have to fend this fucking guy. This is not a show. No respect for the audience at all. This music is not playing during MLC.

It's just out of air. We're at a minute 30-something, people. Yeah. I mean, it's almost two straight minutes, Pan-A-Dandahs frustrated. Very uncomfortable. Uncomfortable. Shaking his hat. That's because he doesn't trust his audience.

to see something without him seeing it first. He doesn't want them to get the information. It's pathetic. He's such a pussy. It's really scared. He's so scared. I mean, listen. Use your words.

All right, then I'm going to have to find a clip where he said. Okay. So he decides that it wasn't the clip that he wants to show. He decides he didn't like it and it didn't say what he wanted it to say. So he says, I got to find a clip where he says what I have. want. Yep. Okay, good luck with that. Okay. So, let's find the right clip. Okay. So again, am I going to watch? Let me let me ask you this. Uh, somebody sends, people send me stuff all the time. I know this. So, so when Ethan Ralph, uh, Doc's my daughter, I just blocked them. I didn't

engage. So, so when somebody says, uh, Schmull said you had it coming, then what? Then what do I do. So, so then, so what should I do? I don't know, man. It's your show. You're the one who wanted to find the clip of Schmiel saying whatever and you couldn't find it. And then you start talking about Ethan Ralph, which is neither here nor there. You know what? This is all Ray's fault. It is Ray DeVito's fault. This is all race's fault. But I love that he like played the victim for a second there. He's like, remember Ethan Ralph, Doc's my daughter? Yeah, but we're talking about you going by Schmiel Buckman's house and filming it. But he was seriously asking this guy. That's why

Panhandles looking at him like that. He's like, so if I don't choose violence, what do I do? Yeah, right. Because he's the Antichrist. He's like, there are no other options, even though he just said it out loud. He was like, when Ethan Ralph did that, I just ignored him. That was so pathetic, though. So he spent minutes looking for this video and then just fully surrendered.

He's like, well, I don't know. I don't know what to do. Let's talk about Ethan Ralph. Right. Well, he doesn't do that either because he's afraid of Ethan Ralph as well. You have to just ignore it, KB. that's what you do if you want it to go away it's the only way it works i mean i don't forgive anybody and i was just going to say i never forget but then i forgot car was on my show with stutter and john

so i can't really say that anymore so but i don't forgive and i try not to forget what a motto wow you know my life i never forgive and i'm not even sure why i'm mad i guess i forgot that's great good stuff fucking world did for this guy. I don't know, man. Caby's got some health issues going on. He did it to himself. Yeah, all right. Your jaw suddenly hurts

for not raising this issue of sinuses. Are you stupid? It doesn't suddenly hurt. It doesn't suddenly hurt. It's hurt on this side a little bit. And then all of a sudden it hurt on this side, on the top. It was new. It's not my sinuses.

I got a flat tire in my mouth. I got a flat tire in my mouth. I should use the different things. I should use different tubes from my mouth. If your jaw suddenly hurts for that reason. He starts reading it again. I think he goes, it didn't just suddenly start hurting. This side just suddenly started hurting.

Yeah, stupid. You can't let anyone be right. It's maddening to watch this show. There's no entertainment value in it anymore. There's a disorder called Oh, God, it's anti-oppositional defiance disorder. Yeah, I thought you were going to say

of that. Yeah. He, I if you tell, you tell, this looks like it. You tell Kevin the sky is blue the fuck, you're a fucking liar. Yeah. It's crazy. They have to argue with everything that is said to him. This guy's trying to help him. He's in pain.

He's complaining to the chat that he's in pain and he's old and he's dying and they're like, here's some advice. Fuck you. She's probably go see a doctor about that. I got to think of my kids at school. Okay, well, then never mind. But I, I,

I am a little worried about my teeth, especially if I can't. No, no dentist is open on Sunday. So even last night, my dentist, I think, is open a half day on Saturday. So even last night, if I woke up and it was weird, I could have just gone to the dentist. But tomorrow I can't go to the dentist. But last Saturday, seriously, I ate like 10 cookies. I'm like, when I woke up, I'm like, what? He's a child.

Kevin likes his sweet treats. My teeth are, oh, come. I ate 10 cookies. And wash them down with Coke. You're right. Yeah, that's not good for him, for sure. He wants us to believe he has a wife and he is waking up in a pile of cookie crumbs in his bed. And going what?

Because he doesn't remember eating them? He's doing well. I'd rather be Greg Geraldo at this point and Kevin Brennan. Maybe Jerry Banfield's right. There's someone for everyone. I'm like, I got to go to a fucking, I might have to go to a thing. I'm going to have to go to like a full service. I'm going to have to go to like a full service thing

and the doctor's like, what's the problem? I go, what isn't the problem? What isn't the problem? My arms feeling a little gimpy and my back tweaked and don't even get me started with my teeth or a rate of Edo or failed actor Adam Bush.

Failed actor Adam Bush. Come on Adam. Come on Adam. Do it. I make everybody happy. Stokely would be thrilled. I'd be thrilled, too. Just give me a little something, something.

No, you don't have to, I was, you know, with the... So what does he want you to do now? Is it still the 1099s? Yeah, he wants the pay stubs in the 1099s. Okay. All right, so once it happens, though, he's going to have you on the show, and you guys can talk about the important issues like him accusing you of felonies out of... All of it.

Out of nowhere, right? No, no, no. There's certain things he wants to talk about. We could go back and forth. Are there any elements? in California. I want all the 1099s. That's what they want to do.

Just debate nonsense, right? Back and forth over here and over there. It's all stupid. That's what we're always doing. Sorry. No, no. They wanted to debate the nonsense that you fucking said, KB. It came out of your rotten mouth.

This is all shit. You know, your rotten face, bro. Yeah. All of a sudden, we're the ones concerned about elevators. None of us are ever concerned about elevators. That's a thing you made up, Kevin. it just seems like he's really, really scared. Yes. Yes.

Because, well, here's why. If you're going to go into a debate with someone, the word debate's weird. I know people make fun of that. But whatever, you're going to have a conversation with someone. And I did this with Suthering John. I did with Chad Zumach, not too long ago. I'm always willing to have a conversation

because I don't make shit up about them and then spewed all over the internet. That would make it really difficult to define my positions on things. Kevin just made up a whole bunch of shit about all his enemies, says it over and over again. And then we go, hey, can I come on the show and prove that you're fucking lying and you've made all this up? I don't need to do that. No, I want to watch that.

He's afraid. Oh, yeah. He canceled the bait before he asked for this. It wasn't like, give me it, and then I can hop on. And, you know, they're here in the chat now and they follow me wherever we go and they say things like this. Prove you are. Just say you have the pay stubs. It's not hard.

He just wants one. Make it simple. Show him and go on. All right. That sounds pretty simple to me. Yeah. Okay. Because that's exactly how it'll go.

Yeah, of course. Okay. He's a reasonable man. Of course. You know, Kevin Brennan, very, sure. Very reasonable. So I think that'll be fine. And that's what they're saying in the chat, and I have no reason not to believe him.

Well, I think that there's a reason why the chat is going along with KB. It's not all of them, but a lot of them. And a lot of these idiots that keep coming on the show, that's because they're weak. But hey, Kevin's you're going to Kevin, right? That's right. And he is our leader. He's not my leader. I will be soon.

My leader is God Almighty. Jesus Christ. Antichrist. Wow. Thank God, Donculips is the one guy to be like, let's, I don't give a fuck what Kevin Brennan said.

I don't need this guy in my life. Whereas Clearwater, he's our leader. We've got to do what he says. I mean, Chad Zubak's the exact same way. I hate Carl. I don't like Adam. I hate a lot of people, KB.

Yeah. I especially hate Rocco. We ate Rocco, right? Fucking retard. And just so we're clear, I don't think anybody thinks, Michael Ray Bauer is a Scientologist or complicit or any of those things. Because he's not rich.

You have to be that. It takes some money. We all know that. Well, it's worth it, but it is expensive. Of course it is. Supertip.g. I think I'm going to skip the Opie segment. I got to go.

I have to have to go. So thanks for everybody. Yeah, thanks for saying. This has been an absolute blast. Adam, great to see you. Chris, great to see you. WATP verse. It's great to see you.

Carl, I'll see you on Friday. The creepoff.com. If you want to watch our bonus show. Patreon.com slash the creep off. We do it every Friday. We do a bonus show together. Can't wait. Ah.

All right, fix that. There we go. So, I think we can skip the Opie segment. There was nothing crucial. Just a lot more of the same. I know. If our review girl's watching, we're going to get on... Adam, can you just stick your nose in the camera and we'll just...

Yeah, I think we know. And I talked about toothbrushes being vibrators. Oh, dude. We should keep those clips. So for another time, it's really fucking stupid. Let's get into it.

Let's play a game together, shall we? Is it weird or is it gay? What will later say today? Is it gay? Welcome to Annie. I review girl. Hi, Annie. Oh, hello.

And we have Megan joining us as well. How's it going, Megan? Pretty good. Pretty good. Interview with Jerry. That was compelling, wasn't it? Yeah. Very interesting, dude.

We are going to play a game right now. I know Megan was hoping that Jerry would play this with us. I think he'd be confused. I think so, too. I don't think he knows what gay means. Next time. Yeah, maybe next time. So this is a game we play.

Aaron Nimle, the host of the Steelto Morning Show, is not a funny guy, tries to make jokes about news and happenings that he covers on the show, and a lot of times he just calls things gay because he's not very creative. So in this game, we watch a setup and try to figure out, is Aaron going to call this gay or not? Uh, Megan puts it together for us. There's five rounds with one point and then a final round worth three points.

And it goes a little something like this. So this guy, Ego Tiny Uberibo. I guess if your nickname is Tiny, that kind of gives it away right there, right? A little bit. Yeah.

Just a touch. Gives away the game. So Tiny died at the age of 43 after a penis transplant surgery. Now, far be it for me to judge. the, you know, genital decisions of others. But if you're 43, what do you need a bigger dick for? Right?

Sure. Is it gay to get your penis enlarged at the age of 43? Adam. No. Carl. I think it's gay. Chris. I'm going to know.

Annie. Gay. All right. We're split on this one. Let's find out. it gay? Like, shouldn't everything be settled science? Like, it's sad to see a guy like at 43 hoeing around, right? Okay. All right. I just thought the mention of penis would get Aaron on that on that track. Annie and I did not get a point in this round. Round two, is it gay?

First and 15 is mad. He says LFA TV has 1800. Alex Jones says 1100. You're not. number one. Check the podcast category, retard. I didn't say all live shows. The podcast category. Number one. Jesus fucking Christ, you dabble tards just really have a problem with

me doing anything well. It really does trigger the living fuck out of you. All right. Hit like, hit subscribe, hit follow, and we'll keep triggering first and 15. All right. Oh, way. Fuck you.

Go away. You not touch me again. Oh, you're right. You fucking asshole. Did you know that there's a button in your... All right. So you were right. I did miss the punches being thrown.

Were those punches that were just being thrown gay? Annie? Yeah. Chris. No. Carl. Chris, it's gay or not gay? Yes or no.

I'm going gay. See how the rainbow goes across the sky like that? Gay. Adam. Not gay. They were gay fucking punches, dude. I could tell those punches were very gay.

As a man who preaches myself. Punches, that is. Punches. Oh, round three. Coming your way. It's done. Now, allow me to be Martin Sempa.

Okay. The way that the fisting is done is you start. not with a finger. And you use the finger to dilate the hole gently. And then you will add a second finger into the hole. And then there will be further dilation. Okay.

With the vagina, there will be a moisture that accompanies it when the woman is aroused. So it will be easier and the hole will be more inviting for the two fingers. The asshole, you're going to have to use a little bit of the force to get the two fingers in the... I've actually jammed my index finger trying to show this to you. And then you notice I am throwing my entire torso

into fingering the anus. All right, everybody got it? Yeah, probably could use that for gay thoughts. Is Aaron's impression of Martin Sempa gay? Adam. No. Carl. Not gay.

Chris. No. I hate you guys so much. Annie was not gay. Thank you, Annie. Thanks for understanding the game. And then, I don't look stupid, do I?

No. Oh, okay. So then, stupid. I like the Johnny gave nothing on that. Just no sold that entire performance. No. Well done, Johnny.

although I don't think the Chattie has a choice. Actually dying. He's like those only fan girls. He sits there and he smiles and nods. Yep, yep. But you're not watching the same. That gives me money. There's a lot more work being done.

All right, this is round number four. Kreischer will have. So, Burke Kreischer goes from making $10, $15 million a year to making $2 million a year, and then retards on the internet go, He's done He's finished He's over

And it's like look I don't like bird either But I'm not gonna be a fucking Faggit liar on the internet Just so I can like I'm never going to let someone like Burke Kreischer matter to me that much Where whether or not he's failing

matters to me And I think whether you're a tow log Or whether you're a Burke Kreischer guy Or you hate Melton Or anybody else I think to watch someone So closely that You need to tell yourself things about that person makes you far more pathetic than the person you're covering.

But I am interested to hear what's going on with old Burt. So let's give this a shot. Jesus Christ. What an idiot. Which number am I on? Number four. Is it gay to buy into what you hear about people on the internet? Annie.

Yeah, that's gay. Chris. Gay. Carl. Yeah, I think he has to try to save himself here because he just fucked up and did the exact thing. The opposite of what he was complaining about. So I'm going to say gay. Adam.

Going gay. I'm just letting you guys know that I don't buy into the gay shit of the internet. No, you don't. Aaron. He's a good man. He's so fucking so. He's so dumb. And gay.

This is round. Number five of Is It Gay? Varide systems. You know, robots are getting to be more and more releasing how many Tesla bots are all over the place. Oh, that's where I'm going to go in Florida, too. I'm going to go to the Tesla diner. Of course you are. And get some served popcorn.

Of course you are. Deepy Granny. Well, that sounds fun. Yeah. All right. Now, read the chat there on the screen. Okay. It's from DP Granny.

It says that April impulse imply that Aaron has a trash dick. Is it gay to ask be a rumble trap? Be a rumble rant if April thought Aaron has a trash dick. Adam. Gay. Carl. Not gay. Chris.

Hmm. Not gay. Annie. Not gay. That's right now. Thank you for the $5. I will ask that, but I think that's kind of fucking, like, really, it's gay. It's a little gay.

And like, wildly inappropriate, but. God damn it. Aaron, you know, all that time to think of a different fucking world. I know. He was trying. He was trying so hard. He did try. He's like, I always say gay.

Back. He said gay turrets. Adam stole the point there. So he's leading with four. The rest of us have three. All right. Well, the final round is worth three. points.

It was anyone's game. This is not just yes or no, as Chris would say. Shut up. This is actually multiple choice. We'll set it up and Megan will give us the multiple choice options and this will determine the winner. It's going to be funny when yes and no are one of the answers. I don't know.

How did Howard Dean do it? Bro, do you know how fucking old we're all getting? That Howard Dean reference is bad. Because that was what? That was the 2004 election, right? 2004 election Howard Dean. All right. That's 22 years ago.

That was like when you were, so when I was 15, it was 2002. So 22 years ago. That would be like me making a, that would be like my dad making a 1980 reference when Howard Dean was running for president. When he was like, ah, yeah, you know. Oh my. what am I Walter Mondale

If you would have made a Walter Mondale In 2004, people would have thought you were fucking retarded And now I've made a Howard Dean reference in 2026 Guess what that makes me Gay Bad at broadcasting What does it make Aaron To make a Howard Dean reference in 2026?

One, a boomer, be an old man. Next, a retard. And lastly, a faggot. Oh, wow. Adam. Lastly. Carl. I'm going to go with retard.

Chris. How about old man? Annie. Old man. All right. Two old man. An F-sler. and an R word.

That's our podcast. Bingo, a faggot. Welcome to the show. Adam is the big winner. And well done, my friend. That's a good drop, though. Bingo, a faggot. Congratulations.

It didn't make any sense. Nope. Nope. All right. Let's play the opier ber game. This is the game that Simon puts together for us. And this is the one where we listen to a little snippet of a, a podcast, or at least the reading of one,

trying to figure out whether Opie is saying it, or Bill Burr. Take it away, Simon. Hello there. Welcome, friends. I'm your host, Simon, from Haynes Staking. Thank you for joining me and our esteemed panel of participants for this very special disconnected edition of Opier Burr, where I have for you five clips that don't share a common theme. What do you say we wobble our way over to round one?

They always want to talk to me. And there's... The rule on the podcast is I don't talk to any of them. Okay? I'm not talking to you. This is just some bullshit I do. Time to register those votes. I can only picture a scenario where Opie would say that.

I'm going Opie. Producer, Chris, what do you got? Opie. Megan. Bill Burr. Annie? Opie. Adam. Opie.

All right. Let's find out. And here's the answer. They always want to talk to me. Megan. The rule of the podcast is I don't talk to any. Okay. And he doesn't refer to it as a podcast.

Stop making sense. All right, good points. But I guess you don't know about Opie Unleashed NYC because you're not familiar with Opie talking to people around him. This is just some bullshit I do. To get away from my wife. Let's play. round two.

Are ticks like hanging out in my bunghole right now? Are they in my ears? Had another friend that said they found a tick on their eyelid, on their eyelid. Anyway, time to register those votes. That's a tough one. Adam, what do you got? Opie. Annie?

Opie. Megyn. Opie. Producer Chris. That's definitely Opie. All right. I'm going to Opie as well. Let's see it.

And here's the answer. Are ticks like hanging out on my bunghole right now? Are they in my ears? Had another friend that said they found a tick on their eyelid. On their eyelid. Anyway. Coming up in the 11 o'clock hour, you'll never believe where Opie's friend found a tick.

Let's play round three. You know what we did miss out on? because we didn't do the opi segment today. We had a sty. Yep. Oh, my God. And he was just like opening up the sore in his island as much as possible to like show us all as stai. Ew.

Good stuff. And he wrote a poem about the sty. He did. Fuck, we got to play that. All right, anyway, let's get back to the game. You know what? You're welcome for this fucking podcast. This podcast has to be making you feel better about yourself, you know?

Time to register those votes. Uh, Annie. Opie? Producer Chris? Burr. Yeah, I'm going with Megan's rule. I'm going to say Bill Burr.

Megan, what do you got? Bill Burr. Adam? Bill Burr. All right. And here's the answer. Oh. You know what?

You're welcome for this fucking podcast. This podcast has to be making you feel better about yourself, you know? Yeah. I've got a better podcast than Bill Burr, and I'm still a broke loser. Feeling good. Let's play round four. I love visuals on a podcast. They're the best.

Time to register those votes. Jesus Christ. I'm going to go with Billy Burr. What do you think, Adam? Bill Burr. Annie? Burr? Peter Chris.

Opie. Megan. I'll do Opie. All right. And here's the answer. I love visuals on a podcast. They're the best. So do 79 other people.

Who was that? That was Opie. Okay. Yeah, you got it. I figured Opie's always doing YouTube now that he wouldn't even be worried about that. Oh, Grock's still listening to me? Just says Carl get some help. They've called the mental institution.

You should have done the Opie segment instead. Yeah, no shit. Thanks, Krak. What is the score right now? We've got one more round to go. Megan is four for four. Whoa. And I got three and there's a couple other people who got stuff.

All right. Let's get this over with round five. And then one day I looked in the mirror and I looked at my look. and said, oh my God, you look ridiculous. So I had to fucking cut the hair. I had to look at my ears for the first time. Time to register those votes. Producer Chris?

I went to Opie. Megan? Opie. I'm going Opie. Adam? Opie. Annie? Opie.

All right, we're all going Opie. This will not change a fucking thing. Megan's the winner. And he is. Here's the answer. And then one day I looked in the mirror and I looked at my look and said, Oh, my God, you look ridiculous. So I had to fucking cut the hair.

I had to look at my ears for the first time. Got it dialed in now. Congratulations to this week's winner. And thanks to our sponsor, the Fisher Nut Company. From all of us at Opierburg, goodbye. Mike, is that a perfect score this week? Mm-hmm. I did.

Congratulations to Review Girl or Spotify comments Megan. I don't know what her name is anyone. Well done. I do want to play this quick clip for you guys because it is so obnoxious and such a ridiculous thing that Opie did this morning. So the show opens up. We are live. And I got Eric Marino and I got Rob the way. And I want to start with a poem, guys.

I want to start with a poem today, something a little different. Or as Oprah would say, a poem. How do they, a poem. I say poem, but some people say poem. Or how do they say it? Does anyone know the proper way to say poem? Palm. A limerick.

You just said it's not a limerick. Well, mine is kind of a limerick. And bear with me because doesn't anyone know how to say poem? Yeah. That way, idiot. I hate poem. and I wrote this at 4.30 in the morning. I've got a sty in my eye, which makes a guy just want to cry.

I squeeze some goo into the slit. Now half my vision's gone to shit. It feels like grease. It looks like paste. A total blurry, sticky waste. So as I sit and stream today, my right eyes completely washed away. There you go. I got a, oh, you like the poem.

Eric Marino liked the poem. Jesus Christ, did you imagine this guy getting a hand job how happy he'd be? Just the tiniest little bit of acknowledgement. Oh, you like that? Eric Marino? And of course he says like six times,

it wasn't AI, it wasn't AI, it was definitely AI. Megan, have you seen anything going on on Spotify? If people can comment on individual episodes when they listen to on Spotify. There's always something going on on Spotify. From episode 760, not Mark says, I think producer Chris needs to get a whip for Carl. Ooh, like David Lee Roth?

Yes. Nice. Come in. Some guy in New Hampshire says, Adam, are you sure that Brennan didn't ask you out to dinner and you turned him down? He talks about you the way one of my friends talks about his ex-wife. I don't care about. Adam and then an hour of talking shit.

Yes. Yeah. Where did you hurt him? I think there's definitely a lot of sexual chemistry and tension between us both. I've always been thinking that. For 761, slow dancer says, you think Opie would have sympathy for Lindsay Clancy since his kids are stuffed under the house? You would take that. And then I have one more from Jess Zip.

She says, the first 25 minutes of this episode disturbed me and makes me think that I'm on a government watch list just because I listen to it. Thanks a lot, Carl. Yeah, that Jim Thornton podcast is wild. And I tried to find the entire episode. I probably shouldn't have. No. But I didn't. FBI.

I didn't find it. I didn't even look that hard actually. I wouldn't have enjoyed it. Yeah. I didn't want if I found I would have deleted it. I watched that South Park episode recently with the Nambla guys, like right after that one. It's so funny. Yeah, it's real.

You were inspired. It's real. Be proud. Be brave. Be strong. Yeah, boy, lover. Andy, are there any new reviews that we can read? No, it seems like people have forgotten to go on to Apple and leave a five-star review and shit on us in the comments.

or update your old one. Yeah. I will say that Apple podcast is not like the main place people listen to podcasts anymore. And a lot of places that where you do, I don't know that you can really rate and review us all that much. What's the other main one? It's mostly comments. There's like podcast addicts and there's a few other ones.

But most of them just seem to be comments on individual episodes. Well, look us up wherever you can find us because we're on all the podcast apps. And if you can give us a review, we'll find it because we have a system. You have a system to see all the reviews that come in. And it helps the algorithm and it makes people find us more. So we appreciate that quite a bit. Adam, anything you're promoting, my friend. Yes, there is a great long-form dabbledverse YouTube channel called Draper Exposes.

That's doing some great stuff. They just put out a great version of the interview. John and I did. But there's a lot of good content there. I encourage everybody to go check out. Draper exposes on YouTube. Interesting. Does I have a lot of subscribers?

They're getting there. Okay. So it's getting a lot of views. It's starting to get there. Good. Good. Annie, what's going on with you? How's the job search going?

I had a interview recently and I went in and it lasted for like a total of three minutes, which I can't take as a good sign. You got the hook, huh? I mean, they said, oh, well, Well, you know, your experience looks good. We have some other interviews, so we'll call you back. Oh, that's fucked up. Sure.

Sure. Awesome. I believe you. I'm sorry to hear that. What else you have going on? Anything to promote? I want to promote the Christian Black, Black, cast. No, wait, no, it's, who are these broadcasters?

Sorry, their super tip headline got me confused. Yeah, me too. Me too. Yeah, check out who are these broadcasters from this week. Audio version's up, but the video version is on our YouTube channel, and there's a lot of Howard Stern talk. It was a great episode with both Carl and Cardiff. That's right. Yes, it was.

And I just wanted to say that Christian Blatt completely changed the dynamic of the Opie episode by asking him some questions about how it's stern early on, and it just sent Opie off in a course. So good work out there in the field. Yes, well done. Mr. Blatt. Chris, anything you're promoting? Well, the ice soaps are coming up on their 25th anniversary.

We'll be playing at three heads on Atlantic Ave, downtown Rochester. And that is October 10th. Yes. Plenty of time to get to Rochester. That's right. Make the trip to Rochester. There's no Dabble Khan 3, but there is the Ice Tells 24th anniversary show.

And it's going to be a doozy. We got a lot of guest musicians. My buddy Kevin, the original co-host of the show, is flying in from Arizona to perform with us. He was, him and I were the founding members of the band. And horn sections and guest singers and all sorts of crazy shit going on. So definitely get down to that. And if you're in the Detroit area, we will be there.

October 1st through the 4th, mostly the 3rd. We'll be hanging out. I mean, I'm flying back on the 4th. I mean, I'm not going to be talking about. The point is this. We're going to be at Rock and Bruce Thursday night, October 1st. Come down and hang out with us. Adam, have you gotten your flights for that yet?

On it. That's a no. And we'll all be hanging out. If you have tickets to the show, looking forward to seeing you, there might be a big event happening outside of the show. I just had a phone call with Griffin, yesterday. And Griffinclaw, of course, is a sponsor of the Drew Lane show, and they have a couple

different locations. They're a brewery that makes a very delicious beer. So I'll just tease that and give you more information when it becomes available. Megan, anything you want to promote? Yeah. I really enjoyed your Jerry Banfield interview, so please leave Annie and I some comments that we can read next week and let us know what you think about Jerry. and everyone check out Jerry's many YouTube channels.

That's right. Definitely help our friend out. Jerry Banfield.com. He spent a lot of time with us today. It was nice of him. If you guys aren't into Jerry after that, then you just don't get him. Yeah, I'm sure he's not for everyone,

but it seems like most people have come around, which is cool. Yeah. It's saying a lot. It is. We started covering Jerry again this year. Oh. Those videos were not getting any views.

No. People are who is this guy. We don't care. It happened. We made it happen. I mean, Jerry made it happen. I'm just a vessel. Big giant vessel.

The voicemails are brought to us by Gary in San Diego in the rock and roll of voicemail segment. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mid. Rock and roller. My man, Bonar Guy, 69. Hey, Carl. Love you.

Love the show. Just listening to the latest point, double point where John asks the question, what kind of an asshole mispronounces a name? Well, the answer. is you, John, because the title of your chapter there was Susanna, which isn't how you pronounce that. Also, given that there are way more Spanish speakers on earth than English, Ben Hamin is the more acceptable pronunciation of that name. Hey, Mensa Mind, if you struggle with a three-syllable

name, why not just use the first syllable, you fucking idiot? Thank you. Advice that will fall on deaf ears, I'm afraid. Yes, the greater good W.WTB lacks the necessary stamina to continue after Jerry Banfield's or a tornado. It was tough. It's all starting to make sense. Carl was making fun and stuttering John for all those years for saying he chews the shit. When Carl was the one chewing the shit all along. That's not true.

These are rumors. It's hearsay. It's nonsense. Hey, Carl. This is a programming note. I've been thinking a lot about the great Jerry Banfield coverage you've been doing. And, man, I think it'd be awesome if you had a show that covered more social media crazy people.

Think about it. Tell me back. All right. Not so subtle request to bring back WATS. I'll think about it. Hey, Carl. A few upsets behind, but I guess last week you were talking about

Bill Byrne, his lack of understanding of drums, and that's the same like his helicopter knowledge, and I do fly helicopters for a living, and let me tell you, I don't expect him to have the same commercial level knowledge of like a working pilot, but Yeah, that dude does not understand a fucking

Fannistron tail rotor. It provides less authority. It's quieter and it's safer because it's enclosed. That dumb fucks that, oh, it's smoother. You can go take it some Tabby G3 and shove it up his ass. Don't call me.

Boy, is Bill's face red now. What an idiot. I think the helicopter pilot corrector called back again. He's a helicopter pilot again. He flies a G2, not a G3. That's fucking sound like a jackass calling it that. Silly me.

Anyway, I do like to jerk off the work. All right, see you. Wow. Wouldn't want to be underneath that helicopter. How about Jerry with this three to four times a day? Yeah. Yeah, that was interesting. He goes, one or two.

And then he thought about it. He's like, one or three. And he's like, four on a good day. It doesn't calm him down one bit. Wow. Nope. That's a lot of J-Oing. Four?

Or J-A-O. Yeah. That's a good point. Adam, listen to this one carefully, please. You know, this is a message for Adam Bush. Mr. Bush. I know that you and me, we're pretty much alike when it comes to sports. We don't know anything about sports or whatever the hell these other people watch.

But I think you need to make an effort on yourself to be a great friend to Carl and actually support his team, the Buffalo Bills. I myself, I'm taking very seriously the parapsal relationship that Carl loves, and I bought myself some Buffalo Bills merch, so I could Larp as a Buffalo Bills fan, because at least there's one more fan out there, I guess. So, you know, I don't know how to play the fucking game. I don't know what's going on, you know.

I'm pretty sure the Buffalo Bills are better than the Lakers, I guess. So anyway, you know, I'm going to cheering them on. Hopefully they'll make it to WrestleMania. I don't know. level bills will smash the fucking Lakers Thank you for that I can't do it I don't like to lose You know

I don't like your attitude sir Big win over the Texans this past week As you know about that Obviously Ninety changes What a game huh Adam It's in nowhere Stressful

I never saw it coming No they didn't play everyone in Texas That's the name of the God damn We'll talk We'll talk Corey Feldman calling into the show. Hey, WATP, it's Corey Feldman.

Listen, I wrote you a joke for the next time the isotopes play a show on 9-11. Here it is. Much like 9-11, you'll never forget where you were when you've seen Kyle Hamburger eat a human feces of an ice cream cone. And now, more isotopes. Sounds like a real fun. I would hire Corey Feldman to be our announcer. I mean, Kevin is my first choice. Sure.

But if he were not able to make it in a pinch, Dame Taft with another 99 cents. Thank you, Dame Taft. I mean, screw. Thanks for the sign you sent in as well. Oh, this is funny. Going on, boys. I just wanted to let you know I had a really long day at work. And I'm almost home now, and I'm thinking, it's time to unwind.

Yeah. Time to unwind with a glass of Diet Dr. Thunder and fucking sneering off. Strawberry smeared off. The drink of champions. Jerry said somebody crazy things. I should ask some more about that. Yeah. I couldn't get a word in,

but I was curious about that. We covered the reincarnation. That was on my list. But also, what happened to his music channel and would he freestyle rap for us? We almost got there. If he had a beat,

he would have dropped something. I was looking in my board. Yeah, that's been sweet. As you guys know, Jerry was on Pat's show earlier this week. Carl, what the hell is this shit?

I have to tune in to my favorite program the Barry Janfield show to learn that Pat Dixon gets Jerry on before you. Get your shit straight. Dude, Pat's on my shit list. I was fucked up what he did,

scooping us like that. I guess I am. This is actually something I will listen closely to and try to be better. Carl, are you fucking kidding me? You're talking about this spiral gender podcast with these fat

faggots and you're saying what are they laughing at shit that's not funny do you listen back to your podcast you're the truckless chuckle fuck that's ever chuckle fucked shut the fuck up hypocrite hypocrite police a bit of a chuckle fuck i'll give it to you i can do better i should mention programming now producer chris is out on saturday but everyone's like ah i don't do anything saturday no Not the case. Hold on. I have good news.

The teaser. Next week's TV. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. I'll have Trucker Andy and MLP in studio. We'll be going over Howard Stern's new HBO show.

Yes. Which I'm very excited about. That will be premiering tomorrow on HBO Max. And so if you want to watch that, sign up on our YouTube page or patreon.com. us who are these podcasts, and you'll get the link to be able to watch us do that live or any time thereafter. I got to go. Bye.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay. All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing. All right.

Ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye. Bye. Bye.

A plane has hit, I rewatched Carly. Boom. His mom. Boom. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And guess what? This voicemails over. Okay, bye.

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