Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep765 - The First Jerry Banfield and Kevin Brennan Segments

Episode Date: September 27, 2026

YouTube put me in YT Timeout and I went to Toronto to see Weezer so Ed the Editor put together another “best of” episode. This includes our first ever Jerry Banfield segment featuring Kaya Orsan. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Then we revisit the Kevin Brennan Dabbleverse origin story going back to 2020. Doug from Good Times Great Movies, Hughezy, and other guests join us. AI Karl does a serviceable job of hosting the show. Thanks Ed. WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't you wish you could just hit skip on the worst parts of your life? You know the same way you can skip an ad? I get it. I'm Siaia and I live in Ice Cove. I've made some questionable decisions that didn't end up the way I planned. And today I'm still figuring it out. Somehow things usually get worse before they get better. Apparently, that's how I roll.

So bundle up and come along for the bumpy ride. Stream a new episode of North of North Tuesdays on CBC Gem. It's showtime. This is This is definitely the real Carl Hamburger And welcome to another best of episode But people say you shouldn't put out best of episodes for podcasts But this is different

YouTube is bullying me And I need time to cry into my money Until I feel better So we're going to listen back to a couple of first for who are these podcasts. The first Jerry Banfield review and Kevin Brennan's Dabbleverse origin story. Let's get started by taking a look back

at the very first Jerry Banfield segment. We're going back over six years to April 2020. Kaya joins me, the actual Real Carl Hamburger, to break down someone who would become a big star in the Dabbleverse. You'll also hear where everyone's favorite Jerry Stinger comes from. Enjoy. I love to eat. eat peanut butter. I love to

eat honey and I also love to eat beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. Look great. I feel great. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called the Jerry Banfield show. We have both listened to the show

separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. Kaya, this is the show hosted by a guy named Jerry Banfield, who I am fascinated with at this point. I think He might be the only author who sold even fewer books than Maddox. Yet he has hundreds.

I think literally hundreds of books. I actually just downloaded one on my Kindle here. This guy is producing every type of content imaginable all the time. Yes. So let me read a couple of his titles here of his books. It's the self-help guru marketing crap, as always is $200,000 a year teaching online. World history reloaded. Somehow he's a historian at the same time.

28 tactics to improve your relationships with others. And we'll get to that. I have clips about his amazing relationships. 28 strategies to experience peace and love in your life. Start a freelance business today. Twitch, Master live streaming. Master YouTube. Master Amazon.

Video game addiction stories. My porn addiction and recovery story. Fucking dumb ass. So he just... This guy has a lot to teach. He has a lot to teach to the world. He has a lot of knowledge. I really don't know if e-books were a good thing,

if self-publishing was. I know it removed the barrier where good authors don't really have to beg big publishing houses anymore, but my God, they also unleashed this virus onto the planet. Well, this is my problem with the internet. As I've talked about many times, I don't think anyone should be able to just upload videos that people can see.

It's not working out well. So I watched a video that he did because this is one of these guys that will, he's all about making money and how do you make money and I'll show you how to make money. And here's a video where he's very excited about teaching us how to make money. Are you ready to earn more money online? If so, you're going to love seeing how I made $365 a day online in February 2020. The point of this is to get myself rich. Guy, did you hear that? $365 dollars a day

in February of 2020 I gotta learn more about it I love this guy's energy I love his enthusiasm here's an example of that same video where he's just having fun I love money

and I love helping you get the money you want in your life I'm deciding I'm having more fun in my videos too because they're my videos and I can do whatever I want this guy's a lunatic

Jesus Christ I fucking love him okay so you played his video and you told me that you wanted to do a show. And I, until I listened, I didn't understand until I really checked him out first. He doesn't really have a podcast.

All it is, he pulls the audio from the video, and that's what he uploads. And he uploads, like multiple videos a day that are anywhere between two to 20 minutes long. And that's what this fucking podcast is. It's not actually any unique content

that you cannot find on his YouTube channel. He literally, you know, half of his episodes are shit, where he goes, hey, look at the screen, look at this, and now I'm going to show you this video. All right. You're correct on that.

And the reason why I found this guy in the first place, because I was trying to figure out how much money Seamus could be making using anchor. dot FM. And this guy's good at what he does because I found his video. He does do a good job of putting a lot of video content out there and optimizing it for search so that I found it. However, you can't say he doesn't have a podcast. He's on anchor.

dot FM. He promotes anchor just like our buddy shamis does before every episode. He's on iTunes. You can find this guy. It is a podcast, but you're right. It's just repurposed video content that he's putting out. I literally just extracted audio from the video. Right. And so he even explains. He tells you everything that he does and he even explains that when he makes a video, he uses Vital Cut Pro. And then he exports the image for the

thumbnail and then he exports a dot MP3 for the podcast and then a dot MP4 for YouTube and then he's got it all figure out then I get vertical video and that's what I use for TikTok and then I and it's like oh okay all right dude whatever it's really he has a tutorial on everything yes on his website including just

random articles like is Jerry Bainfield gay or Bainfield that's one of his articles and I don't know why the fuck he even felt compelled to read it but it's all it is is a weird admission that he is gay and that he thinks about man more than he does than his wife does. Wait, do you

a clip of that? Because he's a married man with children. No, not a clip. This was just a text article. I didn't get to that. Holy shit. Oh, yeah, no. He, so he goes on, okay, so I have this open actually here. This is an article called is Jerry Banfield gave, if anybody wants to look this

one up. And he does the usual rigmarole here. I think all of our sexuality is on a sliding scale. I don't think any of us is completely straight or completely gay and just calling it straight and gay even biases it. That straight is how you're supposed to be and gay is a little deviant. So this is gay boy talk, right?

Yeah. You don't even need to read any further. Okay, just come out. You don't have to pussyfoot around the shit and tell us that sexuality is on a sliding scale. It isn't. Maybe you just like dicks and you're bisexual. It's fine. Obama didn't die for gay rights so you could pussyfoot this shit anymore.

You can be out and about. This makes sense because he is uber religious. He talks about religion. He's a AA guy. He used to be an alcoholic. And so he's probably very closeted because of his belief system. That makes sense. So he goes, I think, so when he looks at men on the street, he goes, I think, oh, God, oh, man, I wouldn't mind being gay with him for a little while.

And I mean, I couldn't even picture it would be possible for me to have a boyfriend for a little while. At the same time, though, my main interest is girls. Like going to Disney is an unpleasant experience often for me because there are so many attractive women. Not in my experience. I don't know what fucking Disney's been to. Yeah, right. What Disney Park?

Just a bunch of fucking fat, sweaty Floridian slabs. What the hell are you talking about with these hot women? Yeah, man, so he goes on and on. And towards the end of this article, he talks about this one time. He tried to get late with his college roommates. but the roommate wasn't picking up on the cues that he was dropping, so he never got to suck thick. Holy shit.

This is all news to me. Apparently he talks about his masturbatory habits. I consume so much content from this guy, and I was never even curious of what his sexual orientation was. I was sure he was just a lunatic, but I didn't know that this was a whole part of his personality. Well, I guess it is. I don't know how big of a person.

See, that's a thing, though. I don't feel like he even has a personality. He comes across as this creepy automaton who in every video gives you the same smile, the same goofy face he makes in every single thumbnail, you know, where kind of a crooked mouth with a chipped tooth on one side of it. Yeah. So let's talk. He's the same pose in the mall.

Let's talk about this is, I think, the most fascinating thing about this guy. He's on there telling you how to make money. He's got his own business. He knows how to make money on the internet. He's got a university, which we'll get into. But this is what I think, and I want to give credit to this guy pro in our subreddit or in our Discord, specifically in the Seamus Watch channel because he really broke this guy down. This is a recent podcast where he talks about his debt.

I and my wife combined owe $651,000. If you've been following closely, you'll notice this number is significantly lower than the number last month. We paid down $5,700 of our debt in the last month, and we're on our way to being debt-free. Okay. So, a couple of things I want to point out here, Kaya, first off, he owes $651,000 in debt. He goes, you'll notice that significantly lower because we paid off $5,700. That's not significant. That might be the interest.

You might be just holding steady. Paying $57 hours a month. You owe our shit of the money. It's going to take you 300 months to pay that off. Yeah, I think I did the math earlier. It would take him over 10 years to pay that off. I don't know what fucking loan collector is going to wait 10 years on his ass. But, Kai, I did that math, too.

That's assuming there's no interest that that 651 just stays 651 and he chipped away $5,000 a month at a time. Yes, you could do that in 10 years. But that interest just keeps building and building and building. I think he's going to be underwater for a while. And he's also going in the wrong direction. So I want to talk about this guy pro who did an amazing job. He does an amazing job pulling the shameless clips too.

But he found some descriptions from the podcasts. In January of 2017, Jerry was $270,000 in debt. By November of 2019, he was $484,000 in debt. Last month, March of 2020, $651,000 a debt. That is the video that's pro put in the Shamiswatch channel. So I'm assuming that you pulled those clips

because I didn't. I didn't want to do a double take. But he says a lot of very revealing shit in that video, specifically how he just lost that much money. Do you have that clip? I do. I want to talk about how dumb this guy is and how bad he is at business.

First off, extremely. First off, listen, I have a mortgage. I, you know, I'm a business. owner, I understand borrowing money. This I don't understand. I had borrowed 80 or so thousand more than I even realized because I felt so bad about it, I didn't even want to look at it.

The first key step to feeling wealthy with debt is to take a look at exactly how much you owe. No shit, Sherlock! You think you should know how much you owe? He borrowed $80,000 without realizing it. That's how out of it this fucking guy is. And by the way, it's his self-help guru. He's going to tell me how to get rich.

Yeah, okay, we're going to get to that. Remind me he somehow thinks failing is a good thing. Oh, yeah, I got constantly. It's a recurring theme in every fucking episode is him bragging about just how much he has failed. He took out loans just to feel successful. Yes. He says, basically, he took out loans just to show himself or to prove to himself how successful he is. He brags about how he went to a bank and, you know, I must be successful because they gave me a loan.

I haven't right here. They didn't even question it. Check this out. Because I see that the only way I got this much debt was by being so successful that banks all over the country looked at me and said, yes, you will repay this back. We believe in you. That is a glass half full fucking guy right there. What kind of a fetish is this? Why would you borrow money just for the sake of it just to show yourself that you can?

Like if I ask, if I right now go walk downstairs and ask my neighbor for 10 bucks, she might feel awkward. but still give me some. Why would I do that, though? And then come back here and say, well, as you can see, Carl, I must be good looking because she gave me $10. I have the answer. Yeah, now I owe people money. I have the answer to that.

The answer is he's a terrible businessman. This is him explaining after he did his taxes how much money he made. And I put in all the numbers, and I made $107,000 in income last year, which that would have been the highest amount I made. And what I see is I spent $2,000, 50,000 or so last year. And that was the only issue I had in my business.

And the only issue in his business is that he spends more than twice as much as that he makes. Like, that's a pretty big problem. That's a pretty big problem for your business. And then, please tell me you have the clip of him explaining exactly what the fuck he's pissing it away on, which is, he goes, I got it. You know, the way I save my money is instead of going to get massages every week,

I go every other week. Here it is. Oh, do you? Here it is, Guy. I've got a spreadsheet where I've cut over $50,000 a year, and yet I still feel wealthy. I still have the ability to buy whatever I want at the grocery store. I still can go get massages instead of every week.

I go every other week or every three weeks. I still am getting all of the things I want in life. Instead of personal training, I have a gym membership. So he's going through all of this to save $50,000. Which means he'll still lose a hundred thousand dollars a year He's upside down a lot more than fifty thousand dollars By the way if like if I told you to downsize right now if your wife did rather Yeah if you were able to find a random fifty thousand dollars to cuts

That would be pretty eye-opening right? Yeah You would have to take a step back and go what the fuck have I been doing? Oh shit Where it was it's like you know that we all know that little feeling where we remember a subscription we have to maybe a streaming service or some sort of a fucking magazine or something you'd go wow i've been paying nine bucks a month for this shit and i didn't even realize it that's 50,000 dollars for him though apparently he's been pissing that away how does that happen how do you get there how does your wife let you if i had to tighten my belt

and i had to go in just like you said i have a lot of subscriptions and different things i bet i could shave an easy 60 bucks a month off of my expenses 60 bucks a month $15,000 a year? Not so much. Not even close. What did you even do? What did he downsize? How many massages do you get and wear it?

You must be talking about them gay bath houses probably. Just considering that article. What else? Here's the good news. Here's the good news. His company is now making money as he talks about in this clip. When we look at the totals, $5,000 plus dollars. profit last month. I'm so grateful and excited for that. This has been such an adventure because

at other times in the past in my business, I've had months where I've earned 50, 60, 70,000 in profit. And then last year I had a lot of months in 2019 where I actually spent more than I made. And this is the highest profit I've made in over a year. Then it's not profit. That's not what profit means. Profit is what you have. After expenses and taxes and such. That's correct. Now, I want to look at. I want to break this down because this is important.

This guy owes over $600,000 in debt. He's very excited and grateful. He uses the word grateful a lot, which is good. He's very grateful that he made $5,000 in profit last month. Now, that might sound good. However, he went through the entire P&L, and he breaks down where he's taking in, revenue and what his expenses are.

None of his expenses are salary, which means that $5,000 is the money he makes to run his business, which means he's making $60,000 a year at best. Being a business owner and owing $600,000. He used to be a cop. I guarantee he made more money when he was a police officer. Yeah. Oh, Jesus.

I know. Yeah. This guy, I'm telling you, man, this might be a new character for us. He is interesting. He is interesting. He is. So I want to quickly go down this one saga of him pissing away money.

Yeah. That is really important. So first off, I don't know what the fuck Anchored FM is, man, but all the weirdos are on. That's what I know. So now Todd is on it as far as I know with his 97 podcasts. This guy is on there.

And it's some sort of a multi-level marketing scheme, it almost feels like, because that platform from what I can tell pretty much just pays people to move there, do a show that nobody listens to but plug them at the beginning of every show. But what's important in this clip, which is my first clip here, is him explaining how much money he spent on podcast hosting. After five years, almost of doing my podcast on another host where I paid thousands of dollars in total to host it, where I had no possibility for sponsorships directly. I'm very grateful today that I am able to play this sponsorship,

record this in with anchor.fm. What are you paying for thousands of dollars? I was thinking the same thing. No less. Even if you go to the middle of the road podcasting host like Lipsen or something, it's still just 20 bucks a month. How does that add up to thousands?

What else? So you just know this idiot must have paid for advertising or bought the super duper extra deluxe packages or some shit. But the really fun part is, did you see the saga of, him paying girls on Fiverr to dance for him? I saw that, yes. Okay, did you click it?

Because I have some quotes from that shit. No, all I did was read the description. I didn't listen to that episode. Okay. All right, play my clip four. These are the actual orders I placed on Fiverr. I ordered five different girls to dance to my videos here. And you can see I spent $350 on this in order to get all the.

these videos done. I actually only put four of the videos up on my channel because the one video I just didn't want to put up after seeing the results of the rest of this. Wow. You're fucking dumbass. And yeah, and then he's surprised that, you know, his wife got mad at, I guess at some point and told him not to piss away $50,000 to pay bitches to dance or something. And then he's such a simple to play clip seven real quick. You forget that this guy is an accomplished musician in all of that we're talking about all the things that he does there's so much to him. All right, here we go. I thought,

that was the most beautiful of the girls that I thought on Fiverr. As soon as I saw her profile, I'm like, oh my God, I want to pay her to dance to my video. This is amazing. Oh, no. Fucking idiot. Guys like this are white only fans is a thing.

Fucking simple to imagine being this guy's wife, man. Now he's pissing away money that they don't have on Fiverr. By the way, Fiverr, it's kind of in the name. You're not supposed to pay $350 for this sort of shit. She literally, so what the point of that video of his was is he went on Fiverr, hired a bunch of bikini models to hold up a sign that reads his name,

superimposed on the shitty music that he makes with the beeps and bloops. And as I've said before, somehow he thinks failure is good. Right. I'm not exactly sure why. So, okay, this is a slight tangent. And so he's explaining this in his podcast episode. Okay, I listen to this on Spotify. It's an audio-only thing.

And he starts describing the video of the girls dancing. That's my clip six, and it's infuriating. This, let's do these in order. The second video I put out was with the girl that I thought was extremely attractive on here. I'll play a little bit of the video so you can see exactly what the video looks like here. I'm grateful today for a sponsorship on this podcast by my host anchor.fm. I also like, so first of all, we cannot see it. So, two, I love how he leaves in the advertising of it too at the beginning.

Stupid fucking douchebag. Was that your edit or was that his edit? No, that's his edit. You know why it sounds so confusing because you cannot see what is going on on screen. That's him. He starts playing his own video. and telling us to watch on audio, which is not possible.

If you go to his website, his most recent tutorial right now is one on Adobe Audition, which for those who don't know is an audio editing program. Hey, Jerry, didn't you notice that there was no video when you were exporting it

that we cannot see what you're talking about? This guy puts out so much content that I don't think he cares. He even talks about, he hires this woman who takes everything he says and turns it into blogs. So he puts it through,

transcription software and then he has a woman go in and clean it up and then everything he says so could you imagine reading a blog he's like as you can see in this video there's a girl dancing like what the fuck got a blog is this this guy is the worst he is a that is so stupid it's classic

Seamus MacKillian thinking it's quantity over quality just put out as much garbage as possible and see what happens you're right and make sure there is no content there's I have so many fucking clips about this and just revealing how stupid of a business plan he has about this.

But the way he thinks is the way a lot of these online self-help gurus seem to think, by the way, this is like a cottage industry. Have you noticed this self-help shit? Yeah. They just, who's buying this? It must be one, okay, sad loser people who want to buy, you know, a book like, how to influence people and how to make friends and how to yada yada. And then I guess they just sell to each other with these books.

What you're describing is Dale Carnegie. Dale Carnegie actually was a real self-help professional. What they're doing now, and I'm just going to break down the fourth wall of the internet self-help, how to become a millionaire thing, this is what they do. They say, we're going to teach you how to become a millionaire. Give us 20 bucks. So you can subscribe to this guy's content on his website, and it's actually Jerry Banfield.com slash university.

I have a clip I'll get into it in a minute. But you go to his website, and he's got all these videos to teach him. you have to do out all these things and you subscribe. You can either buy the videos for 10 bucks apiece or you can do a $20 per month subscription. And what he says is, I'll teach you how to become a millionaire. Give me 20 bucks a month. And then he goes, see how I just got your 20 bucks a month?

Do that to other people. That's how you'll become a millionaire. That's what this all is. Basically. It's like you're a sucker. There's other suckers too. Go get them. Right.

It's a pyramid scheme. What makes this guy unique is that he's a colossal failure. Yes. So other, this is, you know, this pyramid, self-help pyramid. scheme, it's, it just, you know, you have pickup artists, for instance, who you have these handsome men telling a bunch of pencil neck incels how to get late and it doesn't work, but they get rich. They still get to drive their lambos around.

Okay. For them, it works. This guy, he cannot even get it to work for himself, yet he still tries, God bless his little heart. And he's, what I've noticed is that he seems autistically obsessed with just numbers for the take of numbers. So if you download his podcast, it doesn't matter if you leave a negative comment. It doesn't matter if you leave a negative review. It doesn't matter if you never speak to him again and shoot him in the face. As long as you did download it though, right? Right. And

by the way, that just keep going with his little failure. So play my clip five, which is him just being very proud of his meager numbers. Now let's take a look at the actual results I got from that. We'll go with the first girl. This was the first video I released on my channel here. Indian Girl Dances on English Song, BMS. Now, I did this with the intention to get the search results out of it, so that when someone might search for these terms, then my video would come up.

And this video got 2,000 views all for free on my YouTube channel, which is significantly higher than my... average videos are currently getting. Well, let's... Yeah. Wow, you're doing better than yourself. Good job. Great benchmark.

So, first of all, 2000 isn't good. He gets an average of, like, what, 10 views, I think, and 15 dislikes. I don't even know how he gets to have more dislikes than views on his videos. That's, I guess, an accomplishment. Real quick. But he's so obsessed with... I want to mention this because this was the first thing I noticed. And when you and I were communicating about this show, I think, yesterday, because we just decided

to do this. I noticed he has 29,000 subscribers to his YouTube channel. I was like, what shit? That's significant. And then I looked at his,

his YouTube video views and they all have like 87 views or 114 views. Like, this math doesn't add up. I've never seen someone with a quarter of a million subscribers and a hundred views on a video.

How does that happen? I'll tell you how. All right. He uploads this video, the one that I'm talking about with his, dancing girls and he gets so kind of pissy that it doesn't do well and that's because you know he's just trying to game the system so to set it up play my clip eight and again he's just talking about how

i did everything right and i was shocked i was shocked at the viewer results i thought this would just be as easy in my head as okay i'll upload this video and then i'll get a bunch of views and people will like it which uh which may be an issue with with my channel and my thinking so this video actually got more dislikes in terms of the ratio than the other one. I was shocked because I thought this was amazing. It was only a short video. And I named it again to aim at YouTube search traffic. Yeah, Carl, he did everything right.

He named the video right. And he had a description and he had a transcribed. And there's a, you know, I don't know, he put it on Spotify too for us to watch on Spotify as an audio thing. Yet he somehow, and all of his autism, he forgot that you need content, you fucking retard. And so here's the

mystery of what the fuck is up with all the subscribers he has, and that's clip 10 here. I lost 13 subscribers uploading a video, which to me is a indication that if you lose subscribers, that's common when you've got a lot of subscribers, especially built over a period of time

on a diverse amount of topics. losing subscribers on a video to me indicates that that's not going to help my channel grow because I essentially need to get more subscribers back in just to make up the difference and that is not likely to happen at this rate with these videos I've put up here. Oh, man. Yeah, think. You know what's great about this guy? There's nothing that happens in his life that he doesn't explain on the internet.

And that's what makes him so unique to me. He doesn't sugarcoat shit. He tells you when all of his failures, he has a big smile on his face. He's like, ha ha, ha, I just made a shitty video. No one likes it. No one cares. He's hemorrhaging subscribers.

And I get the feeling, honestly, he must have bought them. The subscribers, I would assume, because he's been doing this for so long since I think 2013 or 14. Yeah. YouTube wasn't quite a savvy back then, their algorithm. So I assume that maybe just a 10 years ago

was some shit. He just bought a bunch of thousands of followers from some Indian bot farm. You know why I think he bought subscribers? Because he's $651,000 in debt. That's the evidence. Yeah. $1 per Indian subscriber. Hell yeah. Yeah. That'll do it. He's fucking losing them. And I like that he's able to do the math in his head that, you know, well, if I keep losing subscribers and never get any good ones, that's not good for my channel. Yeah, now apply that logic to money. He's like, I know, I know. He goes, he goes, all right, I got this figured out. I lost 13 subscribers and I gained zero.

So what that means is negative 13. Like, yes, correct. That is what that means. So Carl. Yeah. But he has a lot of songs. And so he hired a lot of women for a lot of different videos. And well, you know, maybe some of them did better play clip 11.

So let's take a look at these other videos and see how the analytics came out on them. This one lost 54 subscribers on this one video. Watch time on this one, 1,600 views. You can see the watch time actually less than a minute on this one. Wow. What a winner. There's the guy you want coaching your life is just, yeah. And as you can see, viewer retention.

was less than two seconds, more downvotes. And most of his videos are about the internet and creating content and content marketing, and yet he's failing miserably at it. I have another clip that I have to play because it's in the same vein, but this is specifically about he's terrible at math when it comes to not only video views and subscribers, but also finances.

As you can see, I made that much interest. or more lost plenty of months in 2019. There's months I made 12,000 or so income. However, in 2019, I spent so much money that most months I actually lost money. And that was a very good lesson. It's essential to continue with those low expenses. He learned a lesson, Kaya, because this is not intuitive.

You can't spend more money than you bring in an income. That won't work out the long term. Well, somehow apparently you can. This must be one of those just bankruptcy tales that you hear, right? Because banks, it's not like the banks are stupid. They know what they're doing. But somehow this man ended up with over $600,000 that weren't his to spend, that he did spend. He has a nice little lavish setup with his computer.

I'm sure you've seen his green screen and such in the multiple screens. He gets himself massages. So, yeah, I mean, if they don't collect this debt, debt sometime soon. Maybe he's right. Maybe he gets to be wealthy and happy without anyone ever saying anything about it. Well, he did come out and say specifically that he's not going to file for bankruptcy. That he wants to pay off this debt. And that is the dumbest thing he probably said.

Why? Why? He just just write it off and start over again, buddy. Either that or take a trip to Greenland because $651,000. You're not coming back from that. Well, he's trying and he's really trying. to milk it too, which is, I mean, you know, we all would like to make lemonade from lemons. But this guy, he's just getting a bunch of lemons squeezed in his eyes at this point yet. If you look at his video titles, I took a screenshot here.

It says, can I make $600,000 worth of debt into a blessing? 35 with $484,000 in debt and a plan. From $600,000 debt to financial freedom, episode one, repaying. $600,000 debt versus Christmas presents. Went to file bankruptcy with 190,000 in unsecured debt. How to feel wealthy while in debt. It just goes on and on and on and keeps making videos about this. This is impressive too because he is finding positives.

You might look at me and think, well, how can you not feel ashamed like a failure and stupid for having all this debt? Right. I was thinking that. I was thinking that, but like you said, he's got it all figured out. Even though he owes all this money, he feels wealthy. And I'm so grateful today that from a position of feeling wealthy, of feeling like I have enough, I see I don't have to work hard,

I don't have to prove anything. All right, that's a lie. There's no one working harder than this guy. This guy's working harder than anyone else in the world. Like you said, he's putting out seven videos a day. This guy's doing nothing but working. He's hustling, hustling. And he made $5,000 in profit last.

month so it's all working out so anyone who's ever dealt with hosting a podcast can tell you and you know this that it's kind of a hassle it's not hard work but it's annoying and tedious right you have to deal with the fucking feed and then there's always these technical problems like oh why is it not showing up in Spotify but only on iTunes yeah oh my fucking cover art is in the right format for iTunes or Spotify like people like him like Seamus they have 20 of these fucking things going how do you even keep track of this shit. You clearly, you have nothing else to do in your day. Why not invest all that time into an actual business, into actual work that you can sell? Right. That's the crazy part of this because if all of this is to make $60,000 a year, then you're living life

incorrectly. But what I like is that he tells you if you think that he sounds crazy, he has a solution. If this is sounding kind of crazy to you, just change what you take in. Listen, watch my Watch other things that inspire you, and you'll be amazed the change that takes place just from doing that. He literally just said, if this sounds crazy to you, watch more of my videos. The solution, the cure to this is to consume even more of my nonsense. And I say to you, Jerry, I'm in. I agree. I'm going to watch every fucking video.

This is my guy right now. I love this guy. Yeah. You know, I'm just seeing this video title, and I wish I had watched it and clipped it because it sounds great. This was from three years ago. It's titled, how do I get a 3% loan for $300,000? Yes, that's when he owed $2,000.70,000 debt.

If I'd come back in time through his channel, I could have found the videos where he actually talks about taking out the loans, probably and why and how he did it. That would have been interesting. This doesn't have to be the last time that we talk about Jerry Banfield. I mean, there's so much content out there. And I love that he's constantly promoting his university. Thank you for watching all of that video, which was a preview from Jerry Banfield University,

available at jerrybandfield.com slash university. So what we were just playing just now was a preview of what you could pay real money for in order to hear him talk, a guy who's an epic failure at business, an epic failure at life. And he's like, and for just 20 bucks a month, or 297 for a lifetime membership, by the way, for just $300 for a lifetime membership, I can tell you even more. my failures. No, thank you. Good.

Hey, man. He's a, he's a, you know, always sees the silver lining glass half full. Play my clip 13 real quick where he talks about how, you know, being a failure. And this one actually getting a little bit of recommendations from YouTube. However, again, the subscribers between or among all these different videos, I lost hundreds of subscribers on this one, earned a combined maybe five. can add revenue on these if that. Therefore, to me, this experiment, massive failure.

Add this to yet another one of my massive failure experiments on here. Add it to the pile. That's because that's what you want to hear from your leader. You know, if your president came out today and said, you know, add this to another one of our massive failures as Americans, I guess. Yeah, you'd vote for him again, right? you'd re-elect that guy. When I'm cutting my expenses, I'm trying to get $50,000 off of my

balance sheet, I think my subscription to Jerry Banfield University might be the first thing to go. That's what I was. Don't me, like, take a hint. There's a reason Trump only ever talks about fucking winning. Right. If he ever does anything wrong,

he acts as if it never happens. Take a hint. It works. This guy's amazing. Jesus Christ. And then, I have a clip called Optimist. I don't know what that's about. Clip 14. By the way, there's too much content. I tried to listen to a lot of it.

But I was reading through all the titles. And one of the titles was why you shouldn't look at your YouTube statistics every 24 hours. He was driving himself crazy. And these clips that you're playing for me, I can see why. He was driving himself crazy.

He would put up a video and then check in every hour. Oh shit. One on subscribe. Oh, shit. Two unsubscribes. Average listener, two seconds. Oh, shit. He's delusional.

And again, he used to be drunk. According to him, I don't have a clip of him saying this, but he says, well, maybe I do, but he says that somewhere around, I think, April 2014, he got sober. He got into AA and he was sober. So he isn't fucked up while he's saying these things. So he has no excuse to be this delusional standing there saying, standing in front of his gay little green screen saying, well, I was shocked. I thought after I paid 350 bucks to some random internet thought, you know, people would be tuning into my video. even gave it a good title. What is happening here?

He is definitely fun. I'm going to play your optimist. Sorry, I got away from this. Okay. Here's your optimist clip. Now, those music videos could get a ton of YouTube search traffic. I could get a whole bunch of subscribers out of them. There's no telling in the long term rather this will end up being a success or not,

which makes it difficult to draw a final conclusion right now. These videos could go viral two years from now for no reason I can imagine. That's amazing. All this crap that's been proven that nobody cares about it. Who knows? Maybe a two years. That's all anybody wants to see. Who knows? Yeah. Again, you want this guy to be your leader, to be your life coach? This guy who's going, I don't know, maybe two years from now, it'll kind of be successful, you know, just randomly.

Okay. Thanks. Thanks for the, that really inspires lots of confidence, Jerry. Thank you. Fucking dumbass. Can I go on a quick tangent about his. alcoholism here. Yeah. I don't know if you listen. So I went on iTunes and I, you know how it has that little bar of popularity for each episode? So I ordered by popularity and listened to his most popular one, which is an AA thing.

And it's actually probably his least retarded episode. I mean, it's actually just him talking about, you know, being an alcohol is bad. But his much really kind of stood out to me. This guy was, I guess, born to advise people, clip three. Okay. I went to my first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. I suggested it as a condition of probation for my job because I needed something that would help me look good.

I had gotten trouble for drinking as a resident advisor in college with the freshmen who were underage. I was 21. They were 18. I had gotten in trouble for drinking with them and selling them alcohol, which I had lied about at the time. It's not just from the get-go.

So this guy advising people giving them advice and such and just right out the gate, he fails at it miserably, selling them alcohol, just getting his ass fired. It's not failing. He was born for this. It's actually doing harm. It's the opposite of what he's supposed to be accomplishing, which is so telling because, yes, that's who he is as an adult. Also, he's telling people to do things that will harm their lives.

do not try to become a TikTok star because Jerry Banfield said that he got a thousand views on TikTok. Terrible idea. Yeah, don't. If you're a bank, if you take a, print out of your bank statements, if you see the color red, don't on top

of it take a $300,000 low, you know? All I need to do is spend more money and then we'll be fine. Right. And by the way, so this is also funny to me. Did you watch the episode of him talking about the pandemic and his top? five tips to survive the pandemic.

I certainly did. I have clips on that. Okay, let me just play mine because I only have one. Sure. So he loves pissing away money. It's like a kink for him. He loves spending money. But my God, does he get stingy when it comes to feeding his family? That's clip two.

Next thing, food stockpile. If there's a temporary shortage, even if it's an economic situation or anything else, a food stockpile can be really helpful. What I do is I love to eat peanut butter, I love to eat honey, and I also love to eat beans. What I do is I just keep a stockpile of peanut butter, honey, and beans because for $15, that's enough money to feed myself for two or three days, or in an emergency, to feed my family for two or three days on a jar of peanut butter and a jar of honey and a bag of beans. and that has some decent nutrition and is fairly filling also. You know, so 15 bucks over two days.

First of all, you can get more than that bang for a buck if you just buy pasta or something, which is why everyone was hoarding goddamn pasta during this pandemic. But honey, pasta. That's your, that's your doomsday hoarding food is a bunch of fucking sugary fermented bee vomits. That's what they're going to feed your wife over the course of two days is, honey, I'm so hungry. Well, we still have honey and you have a spoon, don't here? Who the fuck?

Who are you married to? Winnie the Pooh? How are we going to speak for it? How does honey have nutritional value, first of all? What the fuck are you talking about here? It's literally just sugar. This guy is a vegan, so his choices are limited. Granted, I think pasta or rice would still work in that scenario.

But what I love about this guy is he teaches for a living. This is the only thing that he does. is he tells you how to live your life and how to make money and how to survive a pandemic. And the first tip he has is about how you might have water during a pandemic. Number one, drinking water. Humans need about a gallon of water every day to survive. Obviously, we could do with less than that, but with a disaster, you'd want to have as much drinking water on hand as possible.

There's two simple ways to be prepared for this. Number one, take the water bottles you're drinking already or the containers, you're using and throwing away, refill those with drinkable water and build a stockpile of extra water that you've got around in case there's a disaster. Who the fuck wouldn't know to do that? Could you explain to me who's so stupid that they're like, how are we going to get drinking water in case there's a pandemic? I have no idea.

Hey, Debbie, what about this shit that comes out of the tap? Can we just pour that into a container and just save it somewhere? Like, that's the worst advice. It gets even worse than that because then he explains other things that you, can buy and stock up on. It's also a great idea to buy ahead on comfort supplies. Things like toilet paper, you can just buy an extra month or two worth the toilet paper. And that's a convenience you really would prefer not to run out of if there was a temporary

shortage. You don't want to be hunting around the house for pieces of paper to use. Very easy to avoid. I think people know this. I don't think they need to be told about toilet paper, Kaya. There's a little bit of evidence out there that tells me, And I think, right. And I think same people like you and I, we know that that temporary shortage he's talking about are caused by dumbasses like him.

Yes. If you didn't panic by, it wouldn't be happening in the first place. We could just all continue our lives. You know, notice how one day everybody bought the toilet paper and then two days later the shelves were restocked. Right. Literally, it was just everybody panicking. They're still making toilet paper. Dumb fuckers.

You might wonder why. in March of 2020, someone would create a video telling people to buy toilet paper. You would think like, well, that's stupid. Everyone's buying toilet paper already. It's what they instinctually do. Here's the reason why this numb nuts is telling us that. Because you give what you think about whether you want it or not. Therefore, I avoid any negative vibes, things like the news, things like people talking about, whatever the next thing is.

I don't even know exactly what it's called because I don't pay attention to it. I don't want to experience it. He doesn't even know that there's. a coronavirus because he doesn't watch the news, which good on him. But don't give me advice on how to live my life. You have no idea what's going on in the world. It's not helpful. Yeah.

He even goes on to explain what's going on in his world. And remember, March of 2020. If you look around today, I don't see any pandemic around me. Now, sure, one may come in the future, but there's not one around me right now. Amen, brother. I'm with you on that. There is no pandemic. This guy's a conspiracy theorist.

This is... Fucking brilliance, man. Just make sure to stuck up on all the honey, though. Just in case. Just in case you have to feed your wife. By the way, I have to point out that in the... Who's right? Sorry, who are these podcasts?

Discord chat here. Somebody said that honey may not be vegan. So, Jerry, you're wrong about that too. Interesting. That's a good point. It kind of makes sense because... It does make sense. Yeah, you're harvesting something that animals create.

You're stealing it from them. Yeah, because at one point he talks about how he said something about it's my bread and butter. He goes, but I'm vegan. So I guess I'd have to call it my vegan bread and my vegan butter. And I was thinking, is bread not vegan? I get butter. This guy's all confused. He's very confused.

Honey's okay. Bread's bad. Yeah. I don't know how that works. Maybe I'm an idiot. It's very possible. Let's talk about cryptocurrency. I'm going to change here.

This guy put out a show. and this is from September of 2019, where he has his top 10 crypto. Now, he wants to give you advice on what to invest in in the world of cryptocurrency. And I love what his number one... What year?

What year did you say? September of 2019. All right. So put yourself in that place. This is... You could tell this guy knows a lot about this because here's number one. Therefore, with no support,

I am actually picking Bitcoin as number one because it has the longest proven history. It could go to 100 plus thousand and here's why. All right. So no surprise. The one that we've all heard about is the one that he thinks is the best. And I just want to point out it was trading for about $10,000 of Bitcoin at that time. It started to 7,200. And modest decline, not terrible, but still, not something that you should have been

investing in in September of 2019 at this point. Yeah, I mean, you could still argue, I guess, that it's always a good time to never be too late. So this is what those cryptocurrency fuckers do. Now, I don't want to be taking it like I'm against cryptocurrency, but what these

fuckers do, they run their own scam on the way they do it is they tell you, oh, you know, two years from now, Bitcoin is going to hit $1 million, I promise you, it's going to be $1 million worth. That's never going to happen, dumb, man. Who the fuck is going to buy Bitcoin for $1 million a pop?

Correct. Who? Right? It's never going to happen. So you see people like McAfee, John McAfee, I don't know if you know him. I do. Right. The crypto baron made the first antivirus.

It's saying, you know, if Bitcoin doesn't hit $1 million by 2020, I'm going to eat my own ball sack. And then, you know, it doesn't. And that was the time. And he goes, well, I was joking. Dude, you know, just I was being serious. Well, McAfee's an interesting character because he is all in on cryptocurrency and for good reasons. Like he doesn't want the government to control the monetary system, which is great. I agree with that.

And his whole thing is we shouldn't be investing in cryptocurrency as if it's a stock. We should be trading it as if it is actual money. So he's trying to develop a cryptocurrency that is stable, which will not happen in my lifetime from all the evidence that I'm. I can see. I love that... No, I doubt it. I love that this dummy talks about light coin and investing in light coin, and he says this. Light coin is my next pick.

Light coin has, again, it's very stable. It's hit price highs that are way higher than where it's at today. For example, it did go up to 283, which to me down now today at 65, it seems totally reasonable. It could go back to 283 at some point. He started that by saying light coin is very stable. It was 283. It's now 65. Now, Kai, I'm going to tell you something about myself.

Just failing. Yeah, I'm going to tell you something about myself. I own white coin. It is a, I checked this morning. It's at $44 a white coin. It's lost 84% of its value. And this guy described it as very stable. That's the opposite of stable.

Holy shit. All right. This is great, too, because. he owned Bitcoin. And this guy's way into crypto and he's saying Bitcoin's what you want to invest in, except for the fact that he no longer owns it. And remember, I'm not saying that this isn't a unstable investment because it does go all over the place, but it's still at $7,200 of Bitcoin right now. It's substantial. One of the biggest mistakes I made in my crypto portfolio when I had one was unloading all of my Bitcoin into trying to get moonshot altcoins.

So basically, he spent Bitcoin on magic beans and is now giving us financial advice. What the fuck? He makes Jim Craver sound like a genius. Yeah, so slowly it makes all the pieces are falling into place. It makes sense where that $50,000 or rather the $650,000 went. This idiot just goes online. He sees some new coin that some troll on 4chan made as a. joke. He's like, oh, fucking

fucking cunt coin, better get in on that on the ground floor. Only 55 bucks. Okay, give me a thousand of those. I can take out another loan. This investment will pay off in just 50 years from now. I got bikini girls on fiber coin

that you really need to invest in. It's going to be worth so much. This is the last thing he talks about investing. I think this is so brilliant. Because with investing, the worst thing that can happen is you can lose everything. Hello, exactly. Yeah. That's why you don't invest in crypto coins, cryptocurrency if you're a legitimate investor. Because it could just go to zero. Computers can just say, nope, not worth anything anymore.

And that's it. Game over. It's nothing official. The government could tomorrow literally just say, we're banning this. Correct. And they probably will. The way they're printing money right now, they probably will. Right. It's lunatic. By the way, I want to point out that this guy is against people making fun of other people. Not making fun of other people.

Even if it seems fairly harmless in a video game, you might think, well, what's wrong with that? You know, who does that hurt? Well, it hurts everyone. When I'm sitting there saying how bad someone else is, the implication is that I'm really that good. and yet the motivation for me to talk about how good I am is deep down I'm insecure about how good I am. Okay. And I'll be okay. It's a wake up call for me, Kaya, because I sit here and I point fingers,

but really it's my own insecurities is what's going on. And then he explains, he gives an example of why making fun of someone could be bad. And this is just a brilliant example. For example, if you say something critiquities. what they wear to their friend who knows them and knows why they wear that. Maybe that's a style that they had a friend

that died that liked. And then here you are criticizing it. What the fuck? He pulled the friend who died card. That didn't make any sense. You're making fun of this guy because he's wearing a shitty t-shirt and you tell his buddy like, that guy's shirt sucks. He goes he wears that shirt because his friend who died liked that shirt.

In what world is that a scenario? That's not a thing that happens. It's so stupid. That is literally never happens. It's never happened. What the fuck? That's like the... It's a shitty reason to wear a shirt.

It's so stupid. It's a shady reason not to make fun of people. So whatever. Yes. I can get some, like, if you're really stretched, like, hey, don't make fun of bald people. You don't know if maybe that person has cancer. Fine. Okay.

I guess. But his shirt, get fucked. Dumbass. And by the way, this guy talking about. arrogance when he pumps out like 100 videos a day, giving people advice, telling them out to live their lives as if he's the, as if he's not in debt more than anyone else. Oh, there's no one who's less, who's, who's more insecure than this guy. Mm-hmm.

And yet he exudes this confidence and this positivity. And I, I see this of a lot of religious people. They have to overdo it because they're so insecure with everything they're doing in their lives. This guy's videos are are amazing. He has so much energy. He seems like he's on math. I don't know what's going on specifically, but he is exuding confidence and what he's saying is so dumb and he should have zero confidence in what he's saying. It doesn't make any sense. I have a lot more sense. He talks about, yeah, he talks about his January income statement. There is an episode that's only about his.

his income statement. And it's very interesting because he goes through all of his income and all of his expenses to explain exactly how much profit he made, down to details in income that I don't know why anyone would give a shit about. Then I've got $400. I sold my Ableton push two from the Facebook on the Facebook marketplace for $400. And since that originally was the business expense that is appropriate to put it as business income. I sold that as a part of my commitment to sell my extra equipment and cut back.

Who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck? Why would I care about $400 in income for your business in January with equipment that you sold off on Facebook? Right. You're selling your software licenses. So you can't say, don't make fun of people because it makes you look arrogance, then be such a narcissist to put this sort of shit out. By dozens of videos of content or audio podcast of content every single week of you talking about your life

in such granular detail as if you're so interesting. Well, he thinks he's getting the system. Don't be arrogant though. Don't be arrogant though. Hey, dude, I should... Hey, Carl, want to listen to five minutes of me talking about what I had for lunch,

the pasta that I made? Who gives a fuck? Kaya, this guy is so arrogant. He thinks he's gaining the system because he talks about how he hasn't had a real job since 2014. And he's just doing this, this whatever it is,

this internet thing that he's doing. And he's so proud of himself. Now, Kaya, you don't have a real job, right? You mostly play video games all day long. Okay,

now you're being hurt for me. I don't have a traditional, thank God I don't have to sit in a cubicle and examine insurance claims or something. No, but I also don't just play video games all day. I know. I'm teasing.

But what's funny about that, though? What's funny about that, that guy is that you're successful in life in doing things that I think a lot of people would love to be able to do not be punching a clock not be traveling into an office every single day and you actually earn a living and you're successful at it and you've never once bragged about that this guy 651,000 dollars in debt and can't show up about how successful he is it's the opposite of what he should be saying I'm not you know half a million dollars in debt right right

All right. Last thing I want to play here about his income statement. And this is where he explains the cash flow is key. Now, the key as I've learned is cash flow. We want the income to be much higher than the expenses. Yeah, I think. Yep. That's the thing that he's learned. Now, this is in 2020, he's talking about this. He's had his business as 2014, but he's learned that you want your income to be higher than your expenses. smart well I mean it sounds like he used to be a better businessman in college when he was still an alcoholic and selling children alcohol at least that probably paid better than this how do you lose so the funny thing is that if he wasn't pissing away money he actually might be earning money from this that's the funny part is he could put himself into the green not as much as if he actually owned a successful real business but still You know, so little side hustle. He just cannot stop himself from spending it all. Spending actually not just all of it, but like 10 times what he has, what he earns.

I have a great clip that I just want to play it to get it out of the way. He talks about his website, jerrybandfield.com. Jerrybandfield.com is all about me. If you don't want to hear about me, don't go there. I love that. This guy is fascinating. What else you got? What else you want to talk about?

Okay, so this is my last series of clips here. Here's an arrogant prick, in my opinion. I listened to the episode, one of them that I listened to was him talking about how to get your podcast off the ground, right? Which is, of course, in our interest. Well, why? Tell me, Jeremy, how do we get successful podcasting? You get critical to be your co-host. Listen to clip 15.

What I would do is I would go through the news feed. I'd click just on the Facebook news feed. I'd see which of my friends were actively posting on Facebook and I'd send my friend a thoughtful message. Like, hey, I saw based on what you were talking about, reference something specifically. You might be interested in listening to my podcast. In this episode, I'd talk about that. I did some more generic messages also that did get some people to listen, but it also got me some friend Rick removals, which is fine.

If someone can't be asked to listen to my podcast, we're not really friends on Facebook, are we? Therefore, I recommend the starting place to promote your podcast is to just use your Facebook profile, whatever social media you're on, use what you already have. That's terrible advice. So when he says use, he means spam people.

Literally just spam them in their private messages like a little fucking bot that everyone goes out of their way to block. and then when they drop you as a friend rightfully because you're an annoying piece of shit who spams people he goes well if you don't want to listen to my piece of shit fucking content I guess we're not really friends then huh and he can't stop himself

he can't stop himself from telling the truth too like there's things that you should just leave out if you're giving people advice what you want to do is you want to go on Facebook and you want to tell people about your new podcast now I did this and people unfriended me because I was being an annoying prick like well leave that part out that

If you're telling people, this is your advice. Yeah, again, but like you said, he has no concept of privacy. He leaves everything in... Yes. And that's... Clip 16. Play this. I'm amazed how many people have listened to my podcast. Me too.

Just from sharing it consistently on Facebook, even to the point where I shared some things in my podcast, I forgot that so many of my friends and family were paying attention to my podcast. After I had asked so many to go listen to it, I shared some things that really offended people on my podcast and provide very clear proof that when you go through and start with your friends and family, especially on Facebook or via text message, then you've got that initial foundation. And once you've got... He didn't know what he was saying there. So this is why I think he's like, he's just, he's this weird robot who seems to have a blind spot for the fact that failure.

is bad. Okay, so let's examine. He is in debt and yet somehow he just doesn't care. He loses subscribers, he's aware of it, but it just doesn't register. He loses friends. He's getting unfriended on Facebook that doesn't give a shit. He thinks

that's a good thing because, well, they still downloaded the episode, did they not? Or he he's offending his friends and family. They listen, you know, even when he doesn't lose friends after spamming them and they actually give it a chance and they download and they listen, they get offended and pissed off at him, he still somehow counts that as

a victory. You know, what, Kai? It would be really hypocritical of me to say, yeah, you shouldn't offend your friends and family with your podcast. I can, I count that as a victory as well, so I'm not going to rip out of him for that one. Right, but he's supposed to be a, you know, the Goody Two Shoes, religious AA member who, you know, goes out of his way not to make fun of people, not to offend, but you can clearly tell. he doesn't give a fuck about offending people.

That's a good point. I'm an atheist who still drinks too much, so that's a good point. We're very different of that regard. Play clip 19, where he's just, he just doesn't give a fuck about other people. Play that one. I encourage doing everything on your podcast that you're proud to share with your friends and family, even if they might potentially get offended at one thing or another. Weird.

Right. Again, telling. I'm confused by what this even means. Part of a shitty advice series. That's what it means. It's just, you know, just make a podcast just for the sake of it. Even if your friends and family hate it and they get offended at you for just talking shit about them on a podcast, revealing your secrets, you know, sharing their secrets maybe, revealing confidential shit. That's what he's talking about there.

By the way, so he spams his family. He spams his family. Now, you listen to those clips. He goes out of his way to shove his content in everyone's face. He messages with personalized messages, with generic messages. He wants his friends to listen, but also clip 18. Ask people you already know. And if you're making a podcast that you don't want your friends and family listen to,

you might think twice about that. Because I've seen that the hard way. You make stuff. You don't think your friends and family should listen to it. You even tell at the beginning of episode, if you're a friend or family might not want to listen to this, and people listen to it anyway. You fucking asshole.

You spam them to listen. And then you put in a disclaimer telling them not to listen. Yeah. Are you fucking stupid and they're the assholes? I just want to remind people. I haven't talked about this in a long time that my mother-in-law still listens to every episode of WATP. And Karen, we love you for listening to the show.

We do appreciate that. but I've never once told anyone of my family to listen to this podcast. Not a good idea. No, but if you did, you wouldn't also put in a disclaimer telling them not to listen. It's the weird of shit like,

hey man, you know, I just, I made a new podcast. It would be cool if you listen, if you tune in and then, but also if you're my friends, please don't listen. Right. So this guy's just weird.

And I guess I just, the last one I want to play is him again, not seeing the, irony in his own words and just not taking his own advice, clip 20. I do my podcast because I love doing it and because I love knowing people listen to it and it helps people. If it's just me doing it, well, I don't need to do a podcast.

I can just sit here and listen to myself talk. Right? I bet he does that. Right. Yes. Right. Jerry, take that shit offline. You're done.

Just stop. Stop. You've had too much. I have a feeling he doesn't. lot of talking into the mirror, this guy. He's very proud of his public speaking. He's very proud of the way he presents. I bet he practices a lot.

I bet he talks to himself all day long. He clearly thinks highly of himself. Clearly. So all of that shit about not making fun of others or putting yourself highly or thinking of yourself that high and mighty bullshit. Wow. How fun was that, guys?

Here's to many more Jerry segments. Cheers. Speaking of Opie, let's talk about Kevin Brennan's Dabbleverse origin story. Kevin also joined us six years ago. His villain arc origin spans over three years and four episodes. Let's start where most dabble verse things do.

Stuttering John. This December 2020 segment features a confused and unprepared Kevin Brennan as a guest on a slurring and slurring and slobbering, stuttering John's show while he rants about his haters. I guess things really don't change. Enjoy.

That's my net. I've talked about this a few times here. The Drew and Mike show out of Detroit. They have an excellent show. I go on there every other week and do a regular segment on there. They recently had Jason Ellis on their show. So Drew reached out to me.

He's like, do you have any questions for Jason Ellis? And I was like, yeah, I want to know more about that stuttering John. I interviewed that he did. So they asked him about Stuttering John, and this is Jason Ellis's take on Stutjo. Stuttering John is a moron. Yep. But you're nice to him.

I'm not angry at him, but I don't want to be near him. That's all I'm saying. Well, it was laughable watching him fix his screen for about 20 minutes while you sat there patiently. Yeah, I don't even remember that part. Yeah, Jason Ellis, like Settnery Jens a moron. And so do I. Stuttering John did a beer on the balcony show, which is just for his subscribers on Patreon and YouTube,

and not for anybody else, except for he does it live for everybody else. And I have clips from this show that are outrageous. John is obsessed with who are these people. He thinks I'm obsessed with him. This guy talks about me at every single episode. It's because you're obsessed with me, dude. That's why this is happening.

I want to start off with him talking about how many people are watching his show. All right. You got 10 people in here what makes... There shouldn't be more. But I'm not going to, you know, I'm not going to complain. 10 people watching it live. There should be more.

This is supposed to be just for subscribers. That was the beginning of the show. At the end of the show, he's taking questions from people. And this is a brilliant question. So unless you thought that, oh, well, That was just the beginning, so more and more people showed up over time. Not quite. Zach Hart, why are there only 18 people watching, John?

Zach, because these are only shows for the subscribers. Yes, that's precisely correct. The reason why there's 18 people watching is because it's only for subscribers. That's so pathetic, John. Do you not realize how bad that sounds? You can't get more than 18 subscribers watching your show. And also saying that, you know, when he said there's 10, there should be more. That's shocking to me, because there should be less than 10 people watching it.

Yeah, there's 10 people and three of them are moderators. And six of them are trolls. There's like what I think it's sisters, the only person in there watching it because they're interested in what he has to say. Oh, you know, she just turns to it and then leaves the room and does laundry or something like that. Yeah, she's probably got some bot on there that asks random questions every five minutes. So it's like she's engaged. So this is, somebody gives him some advice because he's kind of down on the fact that there's only 10 people watching.

And they say, well, you know, John, you're doing this at noon or three or whatever the fuck he does it. I don't know. And maybe if he did it later in the evening after people get home from work, they'd be able to watch it. Can you guess, Doug, why he cannot possibly do that? Because he's fucking smashed by that time. Oh, let's find out. Oh, some of us still work at real job and are not available. Elba John these early shows.

Any chance of doing shows later in the evening? I bet you would get better live views. Good point. That's a good point. I should definitely take that into consideration. Although at that time, I'll be inebriated. So stay sober one fucking day because you're doing a show, you morad. He's like, well, I can't possibly accommodate everybody else's schedule.

intoxicated. I do like the nice dig of that person. Like some of us actually have real jobs. I love that you knew exactly what he was going to say. And I also love that John can't figure out that there's possibly another solution to that. Like, well, how could I possibly do a show at 7 o'clock at night? I'm back home from the bar and I'm blackout drunk. What do you expect me to do?

I can't even work the equipment at that point. At that point. So he gets on Kevin Brennan. Do you know who Kevin Brennan is? No, I don't. I didn't even know who Jason Ellis is. Jason Ellis does Forge talk radio near me. And for the longest time, I was like, why is anybody talking about this guy on WATP?

Jason Ellis was on Sirius XM for 15 years. He had his own channel. Listen, I don't pay attention to things. Well, what's interesting about Jason Ellis right now is he was just fired from Sirius XM. And it came as a surprise to, I think, everybody. I know that he didn't. see it coming at all. So that was kind of interesting. I've heard him on Howard Stern a few times. He's not my cup of tea, but he's interesting character. No, sorry. I didn't mean to sidetrack.

It was just the Jason Ellis thing. And I'm like, a local sports talk radio guy from Philly, I don't get the appeal. Yeah, it's, if that's not who it is, this guy is from Australia, and he's a professional skateboarder. Anyway, so he's talking to Kevin Brennan. Now, Kevin Brennan hosts a show called Misery Love's Company. And Chad Zumach is also on that show. So Kevin and Chad are buddies. And they start talking about Zumak, who, this is a longer clip, but tell me to pause it at any time. And I might stop it a few times.

I actually sent this over to Chad yesterday when I heard this. There's a lot of Chad Zumach talk on here. And I'm not going to mention names yet. After what happened with freaking Chad Zumok, I don't want any problems. you know, people threatening my guests, which is really illegal. It is blackmail. It's extortion.

John is claiming that Chad Zumak was booked to be on his show and then said, people are threatening me so I can no longer go on the show. I'll carry out with this. How is that extortion, though? That's what I'm confused about. How is it blackmail? I don't know.

We'll get into the details. He doesn't know what those words mean. No, he has no idea. This is a guy who's trying to sue serious sex savvy. I know a blackmail extortion. And, you know, and I don't blame Chad. I'm not mad at Chad. Don't get me wrong.

But, you know, I get. It's funny. He says that because I got a text from Chad earlier this week that said, well, now John's mad at me. You know, they threaten a family member, you know, something like that. Okay. I get it. You know, he says it is a need in his life.

I don't either, Chatsy. You know? And I'm just going to say that you do another person's show who bases his whole show on trashing me. No, he's not mad. But he sounds a little best because he's chanted WATP recently, but he's not doing John's show. I don't know. And all his fans threaten my family? But that's okay.

Wait a second. WATP fans threaten John's family? Should I not have? done that. See, now he's going to pull that out. This is proof. This is what these guys are doing, because he's fucking humorless. Seems tad hypocritical, but I'm not trashing.

Because everybody has their priorities. I'm just saying, where does it end? You know, don't let the trolls win. Just like don't negotiate with a terrorist. You know, if they're going to try and bully you and scare you, then you're doing anyway. So John is saying, Chad should come on my show, despite these threats that he's getting, to show them who's boss. And John, I hate to break this to you.

Chad doesn't want to talk to 10 people on YouTube. Kevin Brennan didn't want to. This is not a good gig to pick up. Let's talk to a drunk-stuttering John in front of 10 people and potentially can be made fun of a WATP. Who would want to do that? Because I don't know. I might look into this. It's insane that this guy accepts the idea that Chad just turned it down because he was threatened by listeners of the ATP and has nothing to do with the fact that I am terrible at hosting a show.

Because you can't let yourself be bullied by trolls. But listen, I'm not bad-mouthed them because, hey, everyone has their own choices. You know, it's not to, you know, I just think, I mean, somebody saying that he said that he was never put. book, that's a lie because he was. He was booked through me on DM and through Sean, Hockey Canada 25. Well, that's a really sophisticated system they have there to book guests. All right, here's the second time they bring up Chad. And now he's brought on Kevin Brennan onto the show. And listen to how bored Kevin is with this conversation about Chad. Kevin, I have to say, I really appreciate you doing this show. I don't know, you know, I know you have

Chad Zumak on your show. Yeah. Okay, now, Chad has been very good to me. Like, he, like, he goes on other shows, and they try and get them to trash me. Like, like, their goal is, like, answer. Do you hear how bored Kevin is? Yeah.

Yeah. He brings out a guess and immediately makes it about him. Cedering John, it's not about you all the time. If you're going to bring on Kevin Brennan, he wants to be funny. He wants to be compelling and entertaining. You're like, yeah, you know who Chad Zubak is, right? Listen to what's going on with me and Chad Zumman. There's a little bit of me that wants to come on WATP again,

and the whole time just sit there and go, yeah. Yeah, that's my job. Right, okay. Like, their goal is, like, Anthony Coomia. Like, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Coomia. And, like, you would have better insight. But, like, Coomia will have Chad on and try and bait Chad into trashing me. And Chad's like, I don't have a problem with John.

And then Coombe will, like, yell, like, that Chad, and I'm like, what is Coomie's problem? I mean, I never had a, like, a real issue with them. I mean, besides that, I'm a liberal and he's a white supremacist. Like, I don't know what, I don't know what it is. I mean, I mean. He gets mad at Chad genuinely mad or he's just playing mad? Oh, yeah, he was giving Chad shit because Chad wouldn't trash me.

God bless Kevin Brennan. Because this guy's breaking into time. He goes, well, hold on a second. Do you think that they're really mad at each other? He's had Chad Zumach on the show multiple. time since this. He's not mad at Chazzo. He's busting his balls.

It's called ball busting, John. It's something you don't understand at all. You're the worst at this. This world that John has constructed in his mind is terrifying. I know. This planet he lives on, it sounds like the most terrifying place.

No wonder he drinks himself to sleep every night. Yeah. Because he thinks that everyone is out together me. He doesn't understand that all of these people he's talking about are entertainers trying to be entertaining. Poor Kevin said they're going, well do you think maybe he was just trying to like bust balls and it's just part of his show that he does like does stuttery john think that anthony kumia is calling up chad zoom mock after the show or on a saturday morning and going don't you think sundry john sucks just say it say sundry john sucks like anthony doesn't fucking care nobody actually cares about you john nobody and then what is that the last time he was on i think so and then chad and chad didn't trash me on that fucking idiot show carla you know that that that that podcast guy, you know, who tracks pods.

Yeah, he, Kevin, he, like that guy devotes 10 to a half hour just on me every show. Yeah, it's fucking gold. It's the best part of the show right now. I love it. By the way, I want to point out that Chad has told me he regrets sticking up for stuttering John. This is one of his big regrets in life was doing that. And John is like praising him for it.

It's like, that wasn't a smart move on his part. And he said that he was trolling. which means he doesn't actually think that John is a great guy. I just think it's hilarious that he got so much shit just for sticking up for someone. Just for sticking up and people are like, what? Why would you do that?

Really? I mean, talk about an obsession, you know? Oh, I got to back it up. Listen to Kevin's response when John talks about how we talk about it every show. To what, a half hour just on me. Every show. Really?

I mean, he couldn't be more bored with this conversation. She's like, Kevin Freddie doesn't care about who are these podcasts. He doesn't care about Senator and John's like, what are we talking about? Half of it is that he's bored, but half of the really is also like, why would anyone do this?

Like, why would anyone talk about you for any period of time? John, if you pretended you didn't care, we would have moved on by now. You're so dumb. Talk about an obsession, you know? And, you know, and then they'll go, and then Chad will go on that fucking, that fat pig gums, you know,

that Chrissy Mare, dumbass. Right. Yeah, and then, and then, and then they're all trying and get Chad to trash me, but Chad's being loyal to me, and he's not trashed me. And then he's getting threats.

I tried to get him on today. I wanted, I wanted you guys to trash Chrissy, and, uh, because I know you guys have a common enemy with them. So I thought it'd be funny. And I could just lay back. Because I got a, my stomach's a little something today. and I was going to cancel on you,

but I learned from SD at the comedy seller. It's just, it's just better to just do it because it's not worth the aggravation, you know? Kevin just said, I don't even want to be here. Yeah. Too Stuttering John.

And Sturring John, he kept them out for another hour after that. He just said, I didn't, that's insane. Dude, Doug, if you came on here and you're like, I'm actually not feeling really good, I kind of wanted to cancel. I'd be like, dude, that's fine.

Go. I got Tony from Hack the movies. Oh, wait, hold on. I can just say that? Yes. Okay Could you imagine? I'm like, fuck you, we're doing this show.

I've been muting my mic, puking into a bucket when I could have just left. Yes. Anytime you want, I'm not holding people against their will. I like how he's basically like, I'm going to get Chad on so I could just get the fuck out of here. Like I don't want to be here at all.

He has made it very clear at this point. He does not want to be on this show. And Stuttering John just plows through that, pretend it didn't happen. It continues to talk about himself. And Chad, this is more of the Chad drama. So Chad was booked on this show, right? Yeah.

You know, through DM and, you know, I'm like, can you do the show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he tells my producer, Sean, I'll do the show. Then he... Sounds like they were badgering him, doesn't it? He said, yeah, you know, we're messaging him and messaging him and messaging him. Then he says, yeah, I'll do the show. He cancels because he goes, some guy threatened to give out my answer.

address. All right, does this sound real? He canceled because some guy was going to docks his aunt. I know earlier we joked about better help, but I guarantee you this is what those counselors hear constantly. Like, this is what they hear. This guy was going to docks my aunt. All right, calm down,

calm down, let's talk about this. He needs to talk to some sort of professional psychiatrist or something. He really does need help. And it's hilarious, but it's kind of super scary sometimes. John probably works the phones at better help. It's probably what he does for his day job. Oh, you know, what's the problem?

You think you have it, bad. Oh, listen to this. Listen to this. I'm trying to get Zubach got my shoulder. His mother's sister. And like he shows me the threat. And it goes, if you do Stutter and John's show, I'm going to give out your. answer dress. And then

Chad said, I don't need this shit. I can't do your show. You know, I don't need my aunt's shit out there. Okay. You know, I respect that. But Kevin, I mean, that kind of, that first of all, it's blackmail. And, but at some point,

like, that's not the definition. When does that end? Like, you know, if he says he's doing your show now, and that guy threatens the same thing, is he going to abide by that too? All right, I've been in contact with Chad Zumach about this. I've been sending of these clips because I wanted to hear what's going on over here. And I don't want to speak out of school. But first off, John, think about this.

Why would anyone want Chad Zumach's aunt's home address? What would you do with that information? Why would that be important to, what would you do? I don't know. Is his aunt hot? Like, I mean, there's. I doubt it. Okay.

Dudes in his mid-40s. How old is his aunt? So this. is the thing is I don't know if that's the real excuse that Chad used or not but he definitely did blow John off he's like he doesn't need the aggravation Kevin Brennan doesn't need the aggravation of dealing with stuttering John no it's not worth it in any single way I just think that's the funniest thing ever he's like look at this blackmail someone's going to give out your his aunt's address because of my show is this is this still beer on the

balcony is this still a show for 18 people yes yeah this is the show that nobody's watching except for now everyone's here about it he needs to save this stuff for his regular show that's all I want to hear I tried to listen to his show for this show and I was like this is over two hours of him talking to someone I don't care about about something I don't care about

it was terrible I tried to listen to the whole thing his regular show is unlistenable but when he's talking shit about me I was up to after two last night because I was so excited about this whole thing and I'm sorry I'm too many steps we got to plow through because the next thing he doesn't start talking shit about

Chrissy Mayer. By the way, did you see the fucking pictures of Chrissy Mayor when she was trying to make money and selling, like, her seductive pictures? On what? Only fans? Yeah. Kevin sounds sedated. It's so funny. Oh, they're all on Reddit now?

Oh, they are. Oh, my God. Kevin, she's in like a bikini and she's fat as shit. It's on only fans. She's trying to get people to pay for them? Yeah. And now everyone's saying, you whore. You know, most people, if they're, you know, if they don't have money, become a waitress,

so do something. Right. But instead, you try and sell these fucking, like, pictures of you and a bikini, which you should not be wearing, by the way. Right. John calling out somebody's appearance is obviously laughable. But, so I said this to Chrissy on a comment, you know. Chrissy has never had an oldie fans account. She doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

None of this makes any sense. But what is he talking about that? Like, what? And his, the fact that he's making fun of people for doing something to make money if they don't have any money, while he's putting on this stupid beer on the bout, he has no money and he has no way of making money. Well, he says, why won't you just get a job at a restaurant if you need money so bad? Yeah, John, what's going to get a job at that bar that you go to all the time? Maybe you can get a fucking discount on your pints. Pints of course late.

You think they're going to hire that drunk loser? No. They, yeah, he should probably apply at a different. fire that they don't know him so well. So John is officially in our Discord, because now we're talking about our Discord, I think maybe he was just banned by Zoo recently.

I think I might know who John was in our Discord. He was causing some issues, but I just found this fascinating. But, you know, and then her boyfriend, you know, Frank Pellegrino? Yeah. He starts, like, defending her on Reddit. He's like, well, you know, she needed the money,

but she's not going to do it anymore. Wait, he's defending her. As himself? Yeah. Oh. I was a boyfriend. It's a shit show, dude. I mean...

It's going... It's active now? Yeah. Oh, dude. It's in the... Who are these podcasts fucking, you know, in their forum, like in their discord,

but it's all her pictures. Oh. I think he thought I wasn't going to hear this. He's never admitted that he's gone on like our subred and our discord. He's never said those four words in a row. I know. And now he's going,

who are these podcasts, Discord? He's in there all the time. Oh, my. God. And this, what's his name? Kevin, the guest? Kevin Brennan, yeah. Oh, my God.

Kevin, every single thing he says is basically a question. He has no idea what's happening. What's going on right now? Why doesn't the jet hit me at his show? I'm the guy he wants to talk to. He has Kevin Brunney. He's like, you know this guy, Carl? I was like, I heard of him.

I don't know. She's doing what? Who's defending her? This is up now? Why are we talking about this? Dude, this is hysterical. This is the funniest show John has ever done it. It's really just fucking, it's a masterpiece and stupidity.

Like, it's like, dude, you'll vomit. I'm telling you, she's a pretty. Yeah. But, but. Well, wait, so she was trying to be sexy and she didn't look, she didn't look hot at all? No, she looked like overweight. The gums huge. You know, I mean, but her ass is huge.

Like, you know, she's a, like, you know. her boyfriend was kind of admitting they weren't great pictures. She's got a gunned. No, like he wasn't admitting that. He was just saying, look, she did that in the past. She's not going to do any more of those. That's not what Frank said. But anyway, John, you hit on Chrissy Mayer when you were on her show.

You wanted to go out to get drinks with her. And now you think she's disgusting and vomiting-ducing? I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it at all. Is this unbelievable? I sent this to Chrissy and she wrote back. She's like, I feel like I'm in high school and I just broke up with a guy and now he's fighting with my new boyfriend. Like what's what's going on right now?

This is insane. He's just, he's got a problem with everyone and it's wildly entertaining. Like, I love listening to this. I know. And I'm hoping that after the election is resolved and whatever come end of January, he can stop his political show and just do this for everyone. Yes. if there's a reason for Joe Biden to be sworn on January 20th, it's to ruin what Suthering John is currently doing.

So they can get back to trying to be funny, because that's the best stuff. So he talks more about the listeners of WATP. Yeah, because I was afraid to plug that you were coming on because I didn't want somebody to like then reach out to you and threaten you. And it's all coming from who are these podcast guys. Yeah. Like, you know, but when you threaten a guest like,

that, you know. So he's convinced that the listeners of this show are threatening his guests, which makes zero sense. We need him to talk to people in order to make fun of him. Why would anyone who listen to the show not want him to have guests on his show? But he goes as far as to exclaim that our fans are evil and that he's the victim. That who all these podcasts, their fans, they fucking call me, threaten me, like they find my number.

They fucking threaten my kids. But they're not going to stop me from that. doing anything. I mean, are they serious threats? What are they threatening? Yeah. Thank you, Kevin. First off, I have never once promoted that anybody reach out to John. When his resume was posted on the internet, I said, doxing people is not cool. So maybe there's people fucking with them, but I doubt it. And it doesn't make any sense that they would. And thank God for Kevin going, well, what do you mean they're threatening you? Like, what exactly does that entail? So I like that Kevin's on here to have some rational conversation with this irrational boob.

And it's crazy, too, that his mind goes there. Like, first and foremost, like someone's not going to be on his show. His mind goes to, well, that person must be being threatened by another podcast. Like, if I invite someone on my show to guest and they're like, you know what, I'm a little bit busy right now, my first thought is they listen to my show and they think it's horrible. Like, it's so weird that he doesn't think that. So this is him trying to rationalize that this is obviously a real threat. Are they serious threats?

What are they threatening? Oh, God. Are you kidding me? They threaten me. Do they know where you live or they put doctor to you? Oh, yeah. They put my address on Twitter. And what do they want?

They just want to fuck with me. Oh, okay. So after all of that, John's all upset. And he's like, what do you think is going to happen? Kevin's like, what do you think is going to happen? He's like, oh, they're fucking with me. Oh, okay. Interesting.

So then he goes on to bash Gino Bisconti. Now, Gino and Kevin are friends. And John has to bring that up. Hey, just real briefly, because that's all we could, I can deal with this conversation when it comes to this idiot. But it's like, what's this obsession with that, you know, Biscotti or, you know, what? You know, that, I mean, that guy, like,

Like he'll do it. My open message to stuttering John. This guy's obsessed with me. I don't even know who the fuck he is. That's why he hates you, John. You guys have met multiple times. You performed on the same shows together. You brought him up.

He's brought you up. And you're like, I don't even know who this guy is. That's his problem with you. Fucking moron. Who's this Biscott guy? You don't know what Gino Biscontia's. What a fucking moron. Also, he's talking to Kevin Brennan.

Now, a lot of people know that Kevin Brennan's younger brother is Neil Brennan. And Neil Brennan is very well known for being the co-creator or co-writer of the Chappelle Show. You ever heard of the Chappelle Show? I have. Kind of popular show. So Kevin and Neil do not get along. This is well known by everybody. John asked Kevin a question.

I'm just going to let this play. Just to show you how bad John is it interviewing people, how bad he is it prep? Like, dude, get to know who you're talking to just a little bit. Oh, I have a question for you from my moderator, my producer, Sean. He had a bad experience with your brother, you were brother Nick? Neil. Neil. He had a bad experience at the comedy store because he had his feet up, like, not on the stage in the belly room,

but it was like, you know, like his heels were on the stage. And you got so mad, he kicked his feet and stuff. Really? You have a good relationship with your brother. Not really, but, but, uh... Wow. John, first off, he doesn't have a relationship with his brother. This is very well known.

And even Kevin had to defend his brother in this one. He's just like, yeah, don't put your fucking feet up on the stage. He's doing a comedy show. The fuck your problem. This goes back to... Sorry, this goes back to remember when he had cabby on. And he's like, oh, so you're, uh, you're stone cold sober now. So I guess you just smoke weed?

Oh, that was Casey. Yeah. Casey Armstrong. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. you don't drink anymore so what do you do you must smoke weed that right by some clothes some lines what what are you up to it's like no i'm you don't know what sober is can my vegetarian daughter eat ham or not what's going on this guy's so fucking stupid and not in a june dine rafiel kind of way not look at how cute i am that i'm so fucking moronic like john is just literally just a stupid person

he's a dunce he is all right you won't get any argument for me i'm so sorry i'm so many This is just so much fun because John is mad at Chad Zubach. Like, like, why are you, but they do a show on me every fucking show, and then Chad chooses to do that show, but cancels on me. Remember, he said earlier the show he's not mad at Chad, and it goes out to explain all the reasons why he's mad at Chad. Vinny Paulino gets into the act here. I know the ones that are.

Vinnie Paulino, I know you are. Vinnie Paulino is the one that I'm pretty sure is the one that's posting these exclusive beer on the balconies to Patreon and on YouTube. But he pays. But he also does that asshole show. So I don't know if it's him. But somebody will post this show on Reddit. even though it's strictly for you guys. Well, when you make it available, people can just post the link, you fucking moron.

That's not the real Vinnie Paulino. This guy thinks that he's a detective. I know what's going on here. This guy, Vinnie Paulino goes with girls sometimes. That's just a fake troll. That's so great. It's not really Vinnie Paulino. You fucking moron.

Yeah, John, just so you know, that time a person left a question for you and they were named Nice Dog, that wasn't me. Right. Vicks Jeopardy stepfather. Do you have a question? That's the best one. I know. That one's my favorite, too. Oh, and then he addresses the cockroach conspiracy.

Dude, I'm telling you this entire episode, I just had a clip every fucking part of it. We're just looking into the entire episode. I apologize. It's just too funny. And for some reason, they keep on call on my, you know, house like the fucking cockroach ridden. It's an apartment.

You know, I've had cockroaches once. And that was it. And I think it was because somebody planted them in the boxes. He's got a conspiracy theory. It's not because I live in filth. Somebody gave you cockroaches that purpose, but just once. Who has cockroaches once? What does that mean?

Crabbs once. Do you want to go to that restaurant? I don't know. I heard they had cockroaches once. Fucking stupid. But then the exterminator came. It was like, hey, it's fine. you're okay. I don't see anything.

Yeah. Meanwhile, his cat is known as the cockroach killer. Right. Or that time when he heard a noise, he's like, I hope that wasn't a cockroach. John! I fucking love this guy. John, I love you, man. Just so you know.

This is amazing. This is really good stuff. So I hope you Patreon people know that I can't control it. And YouTube people know I can't control it. If someone going to post a link, but I do want to keep it alive

for everyone on Patreon. So he doesn't understand how to post a private link on YouTube. So what he does is he puts it out there. So anyone who's paying him money is getting ripped off because it's available for anyone who wants to watch it because he doesn't know how to fucking the internet works.

And it's weird that he's telling them that. Like he's literally saying, you are giving me money. P.S., you don't need to. I know. I know. There was a part of the beginning of this. So it's supposed to be beer on the balcony

but for some reason he didn't go on his balcony so he had a backdrop of a really nice balcony that he would never own but he was actually in his disgusting living room and he realizes that the green screen isn't covering the entire background and you can see the filth behind him bring my green screen in

I think you're seeing some of the boxes in the background there we go all right let's see if my guest got the link here I mean if the guy would just learn how to edit he could see himself some of this aggravation Just the idea of boxes. Just boxes being just in your home. I don't understand.

Like, unless you are moving, recently moved, getting ready to move, you don't, you should not have boxes. Well, what's funny to me is he likes to pretend that he lives in this really big place. He never calls in an apartment. He makes it sound like he lives in this really nice home. I have boxes in my house. They're in the storage area of the basement where I keep boxes. I would never podcast in front of them or do a video cast in front of my boxes.

I would pick one of the 18 other rooms in my house where I could podcast from. This guy must have boxes everywhere. Everywhere. That's the only thing that makes sense. Or again, it's just a studio apartment and there's boxes in every corner of the room. Yes. The best part about this episode, there's so many great parts, is at the very end, he insults every single, person who's ever been on his show.

This is great. Thank you, Kevin Brennan. You're the funniest motherfucker I've had on the show. Why? Why would you say that? I just want to say that Tony from Hack the Movies was the best co-host we've ever had on WATP. Why would you say something like that?

He says one of the best, except one of my favorites. The funniest guy who's ever been at my show. Yeah. Like, Hale Sparks is like, Fuck you, dude. What the fuck did I do? I drove out.

I set up new audio equipment. I'm going to try out to plug it an Ethernet cable. This isn't the thanks I get for that. Oh, my goodness. I was saying, dude, where's my car? Aren't I funny enough? That's amazing. That was amazing.

Up next, you'll hear two main segment reviews of MLC, exactly one year apart. First in December, 2021, and again in December, 2022. That's how one year tends to work. You'll notice this is when everyone was still on good terms. That doesn't last long, but enjoy it while it does. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Misery Loves Company. This is a suggestion from Adam Hughes. We have both listened to this separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show

hosted by Kevin Brennan. And the reason why we picked this specific episode is because his guest is a man named Owen Benjamin, who I don't think we've ever talked about who are these podcasts before. Yeah, the thing about this episode that was very disappointing is, it's like, do you forget when you hear that Anthony Coombe is having, like, Jim Florentine or Nick DePawa one?

Yeah. And immediately you say, oh, yes, this is going to be hilarious. I'm going to kick back, take my little shoes off, pull my toesies, get all nice and snug with some lovely, delicious cocoa, and I'm going to enjoy the laughter. Well, unfortunately, in this episode, Kevin Brennan, who's a very funny guy,

Owen Benjamin, also a very funny guy. Yet they produced a very unfunny episode, and it's unfair, and some of the stuff that Owen Benjamin said was so bad shit crazy that even stuttering John would roll his eyes, Gigia. Yeah, so Owen Benjamin, people don't know,

is this comedian who kind of decided to go really religious and alt-right, and he's like off the grid. He lives on a farm somewhere in Idaho, and he, like, moved out of L.A. and changed his whole lifestyle. And now, instead of telling jokes and being funny, he likes to complain that other people steal his jokes and that the establishment is out to ruin his life, which, listen, there's truth to this.

Don't get me wrong. I think Owen has a reason to have a gripe. But it doesn't sound like he's doing well. He's not having fun with life. And even though he acts like he's got it all figured out, anytime you hear him talk, he sounds like he's pretty fucking miserable. I don't know what your assessment was at that.

Yeah, and I love how the guy he's talking about, you know, moral values and people move to his place called Idaho. I mean, get it? I get it. Yep. That's a good old. I saw a really funny t-shirt that said, Idaho, you know.

Which I'm still laughing. that one. Pretty good stuff. Come by that in public. All right. So, Owen starts off this show talking about how people, and specifically Dave Chappelle, it's a lot about Dave Chappelle

stealing his jokes. But he talks about how Dave Chappelle stole his Caitlin Jenner bet. He was doing it long before this latest Chappelle special. Now they have all this fake virtue of like, oh, we got to stand up for free speech. It's time to mock Caitlin Jenner. I'm like,

bitch, I did that while it was happening. Whoa! He was backing Caitlin Jenner while Caitlin was getting his dick cut off. Good for him. I think South Park was too. I'm not mistaken, but what do I know? Yeah, but Owen Benjamin actually went into the operating room and did a couple of minutes. Worked the crowd. He did five. He did a five while the cock was getting ripped off. A bit of crowd work. He was just like, so where are you from? Where do you come from? What's up with that guy's cunt? Yeah. You call that a cunt? He did four minutes on that promise alone. It was great.

Yeah, he's like, hey, doctor, you think you've got a crop job. You should make my wife, oh, no respect at all. She wants to rip my balls off, and I won't let her. Yeah. What do you have a clip maybe that sums up the show or something you wanted to point out here? Well, it's just funny that you mention the Dave Chappelle thing, because Benjamin goes off on these crazy rants about how Dave Chappelle ripped them off. And at number three, a clip three, he goes off on this rant about Dave Chappelle,

which he then literally in the middle of the sentence. This is not edited. You can go find it over on Kevin Brennan's official YouTube channel. This is a genuine clip. We're right in the middle of the sentence. Owen Benjamin compares Dave Chappelle to anal sex. Dude, guess what? I did a documentary in 2014, a stand-up documentary.

what it was called. Sticks and Stones. The guy's such a... Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. He's going to end up stealing my bike, dude. I got to lock up my bike. Wait, you got to sticks and stone in 2014?

Yeah, it was called Sticks and Stones. It was a documentary about stand-up comedy that I did. And it got, you know, 500, 800,000 views on YouTube before they deleted my channel. And it's like, so he's done... Have you guys crossed past it very much? No. to me always seem like that autistic guy that wanted to be left alone, so I didn't really care.

But it's like, he could have seen you, he could be easy, I mean, he could easily be aware of you in terms of like he's seen you at a comedy club, right? Or I do at least a two-hour stream every day. So he also talked about old school gays versus the new gays. And he even used like going hard in the paint, like all these like phrases. I'm like, dude, are you like bike thief bear? you know, because because it's like

and that's a cool thing about knowing what celebrity really is. You know, I'm not envious of celebrities. Like I'll make fun of Joe Rogan and all these people and they're like, you're just jealous. I'm like, dude, a fucking midget that looks like a thumb. I'm jealous of dudes that have like a 2000 acre

farm and like 10 generations of family and the ability to make their own diesel engines. Like I do have, like I know the. feeling of saying must be nice to somebody, but it's definitely not these hack comedians that are going to go up and take their award

from the devil, literally like a satanic trophy, and be like, this is proof that I can overcome. This is where he starts to lose me a little bit when he gets into his Satan stuff. He gets real religious. Like, Grammys are satanic trophies. Okay. I mean, Grammys are great,

but I don't know that they're pure evil. With just as a heads up to the That is nothing compared to what will be played later. Okay, I'll keep a go out there. I'm like, dude, you made $60 million this year stealing shit from a dude in a barn. All right, he's leading a little bit too heavy into the fact that Dave Chappelle stole his entire act. Dave Chappelle is the most prolific stand-up right now.

He's done more special. He's got hours and hours of material. Yes, there will be times when he comes up with a joke with the same premise that somebody else came up with. And maybe he did steal stuff from. Owen Benjamin, who am I to say? But Owen's acting like he just stole Owen's entire routine and won

the Grammy for it. It's like, well, the guy obviously knows how to write a joke. He's not just ripping other people off all the time. Yeah. And don't you find it strange that the biggest comedian in the world is the guy who's ripping these people off? It wouldn't be some up-and-comer or some fat fuck

piece of shit, cunt like stuttering John, who's hilarious, by the way, are no great bitch? You're a story. He's really coming around there. He was, yeah, like it. My son got a sex change. He's, oh, Benjamin's me off. Overcom. Like, you're, like, you're gay. It's the same with, like, talent, famous. That's why it's so cool you do that.

Because I say the same thing about the gay stuff, because people are like, oh, do you, you hate the gays. I'm like, I don't hate any gays. I'm like, you're being disingenuous if you pretend that anal sex is healthy. Like, that you don't end up in a pair of peasant. pants diapers. Wait a second. Do you have to be gay to have anal sex? What's he talking about? Not based on the footage I've seen. Yeah, exactly. This is him. So in his rant talking about a joke being copied, he's gone after Joe Rogan, Netflix. He's spoken about his respect for lumberjacks and now gay people are having sex. Yeah, this gets ridiculous right here. Wondering why he never read. You know, I'm like, that's insane to me. Like, it's an act of hatred.

to like pretend that that's totally fine. Like to rollerblade around in a parade, take an MDMA and banging each other behind a dumpster is like classically unhealthy behavior. And like, you know, I used to like hook up with a lot of chicks. And looking back, I would tell myself that that's unhealthy behavior.

It's not that I have any problem with like gay people. It's just like you make fun of crazy behavior. And so when people just immediately say, oh, you're just jealous of Chappelle or you just hate this. group. I'm like, obviously that's not it. Oh, and try to be funny at a certain point. So he's literally thinks that all gay people, roller

blade around while high in a parade and then fuck dudes behind a dumpster. They all do fuck guys behind a dumpster. But rollerblading in a parade, that's only a percentage of gay guys who do that. Yeah, some have skateboards. Yes. Some have scooters. There's a variety.

But the thing is, and I do like Owen Benjamin, but that's not an answer to a question. that's a lunatic ramp his problem with the joke being stolen is Joe Rogan looks like a thumb and gay people have loose inuses I love the

like this is an almost two hour long show and Kevin doesn't get a lot of words in on this one it's mostly Owen going off on these crazy rants and this one I thought was hilarious because Owen Benjamin obviously is ripping on Jews but then taking credit for what good that's doing to the world. I've gotten more people to not blame Jews for their problems than anyone

I know by making fun of them and then explaining that they're not doing anything to you. So he's like, he's like, look at how good I'm doing. I'm letting people know the Jews aren't running the world. They're competent assholes. See, isn't that great? My comedy's changing hearts and minds. Yeah, but the thing, he went on to say a lot more crazy wild shit. Like, if you've got a, let me see what's the number, clip six lined up. Yeah. This was a perfect example of how, like, this is what's so disappointing is it's supposed to be a comedy show. You'd think?

Yeah. Clip six is the shit that we start getting. A lot of women are moms and wives and a lot of women that are in that rat race want to be out. They hate it. You know, like women have to be on pills to not want to kill themselves because they're like 60 hours a week. and then all they can do is drink and hang out with gay guys. It's like, first of all, I want to say, that is not what women's lifestyle is.

If it were, I'd be pretty envious. Just drinking, hang out with gay guys and working all the time. But listen, I've worked with a lot of women. None of them work 60 hours a week. Yeah, that's not a thing. And also, were these women getting the permission to leave the house? Right. Do they have permission to hang out with their gay friends?

I would hope not. What fucking world is this wizard living? Get back to work. There's email. to answer. And then God forbid they get pregnant, they kill it. You know, it's like these are horrible things that these women go through. And it's like, are we going to pretend that that's good feminine nature? Just like men aren't supposed to breastfeed and be super materialistic and be super submissive and cocked and sensitive. No, it makes fucking psychos. And so, you know, the mouse utopia

experiment, people can look this shit up. Everyone wants to talk about science. They took like 500 mice gave them an urban environment, gave them all the food they could possibly want, and their population shoots up. Within two generations, they became cannibals and gay and they were all dead. All right. So I looked at this up, Adam here. Did you look up the mouse utopia experiment by any chance? Shockingly, no.

Okay. Because I thought it was odd that in two generations, all the mice became gay. I'm like, were they sucking each other off? Like, how do you know if a mouse is gay? Like, what does that even mean? mean. So Owen's making that part up. They did stop procreating. They just lost the urge to have sex, but it doesn't mean if they were jerking their friends off in the corner of the place. But if all mice turn gay, then why is there still mice?

Hey, these fucking mice quays, they're donating sperm, stig-knit and fucking tick mice, who are cunts, they're making babies. They did actually all die off. They gave all of these mice, all of the food they could ever need, and the mice ended up, like, being antisocial and turning on each other and fighting, and they all died off because they stopped procreating. Now, what's crazy about this is that he's acting like, and if that happens to people, the same thing will happen.

They're fucking mice. Yeah. It's a little difference. But the thing about, because it's not just Kevin, it's not, so it's not just Owen Benjamin, who's going off in these rounds, uh, Kevin Brennan, who I'm a big fan off, but he's also one of these guys who really, really remembers stories that it's like, and at the end of the story, I had the last laugh.

So in clip two here, it's a two-minute clip, he starts talking about how he texted Dave Chappelle, a criticism. Yeah, I remember that. The thing about this clip that's hilarious, Kevin says what he texted to him. Then as he goes on, the text gets longer and longer and changes every time, which makes me think it didn't happen. He would be exaggerating a bit on this one. Well, it's weird that Chappelle gets, I mean, it just, I don't even know if this is your point or if it's my point, but like, the comics will literally gravitate towards anybody. who's the most popular, whether it's Rogan or Chappelle. And they'll just, even if he's wrong, like I sent Chappelle a text after he won the Emmy,

I think in 2020, he won an Emmy and he did his speech about, you know, critics, this is a learning, this is a learning, what do you call that, learning principle for, what do you call that, Adam? Learning experience, teachable moment. Yeah, this is a teachable moment for you. critics because they were going after him because that was when he first started doing trans jokes, you know? So I sent him a text. I go, I go, you're an entitled cunt.

All right. So right there, he's sending a text to Dave Chappelle call him an entitled cunt. I think you're getting blocked with that one. But okay, let's see. You're holding a fucking statue. You're literally going to. No, and also, also, also this special was called sticks and stones. And you can't take, you can't take a little feet pushback from the.

critics because he was saying it's a teachable moment for the critics because they didn't like it. I was like, your special is called sticks and stones. But like literally if the guy gets big enough, nobody tells them anything. Nobody tells them anything about anything. Like nobody in his camp, none of his friends. Oh, thank God we have Kevin to do this for us. Everyone's so afraid of him that he just goes around to saying stupid shit. I'm like, you're a fucking clown.

I go, people, this has been in the heart of the pandemic. I go, people can't. People don't have a job. And you're bitching about critics when your specials called sticks and stones. He goes, oh, yeah, I knew they were going to. And whenever I texted it before, he never got back to me. He got back to me in four minutes when I texted this, called him a fucking bitch. Yeah.

Dude, it's like, guess what I? That's a teachable moment for all the listeners out there. If you want to get someone with attention, don't kiss their ass. Call him out and call them out with some fucking truth to it. And they'll come back. Oh, like the one guy who like calls the fucking king. out the court jester's like, hey, you're a fucking idiot.

And he's like, yeah, I know. Nobody's, I guess someone in my camp should have told me, I should have called sticks and stones if I'm going to get mad at the critics. Kevin's really taking a lot of credit for his text there, isn't it? Yeah, that's just, he's, can you imagine it? This is why I think that story's fake. The Dave Chappelle A would even have the same phone number all these years later. And then Kevin Brennan's going, hey, you're a con.

You want to do my show? Yeah, I know. The only text he said of Dave Chappelle is, hey, can you please come out in Miss Realove's company? Yeah. Not your dumb con, stop being such a cunt. Yeah, you're a con and you're not funny. Come on the show, please. And, you know, it's stuff like that where, like, obviously, but one of the things I've got to give,

a little credit for is that the podcast episode was a very, had a much more serious tone than I think anybody thought. of word off because, like, as I say, Kevin's hilarious, Owen Benjamin's hilarious. But one of the things that I always find fantastic, and this happened a lot on the Norm MacDonald show, who's dead, by the way, where he would do these bits. No one's even told me about that, really? Well, it's spoiler without. Okay. He would do these

bits on his podcast, and the guest, knowing that Norm's a comedian would immediately not get it and give them nothing in return. And a clip number nine is an example of how funny Owen Benjamin is. And then Kevin Brennan, just as they would call in the pro wrestler, brother, no sells it. I like your honesty about it, because that is something people face, especially black dudes, especially when they see a bike, they can just hop on. You know?

Like, if they see an unlocked bike, I mean, their five kids don't have a, dad because they're fucking on. Then they'll find another bike and then another bike before you know it, they're in another state. Whoa, whoa, we're also going to Anthony Coombe or not? What just happened? How did they jump to that? They can't help themselves. It's like white steel copper.

You know, it's almost like drugs do different theft shit. Like white dudes do meth and steal a bunch of copper pipes. Yeah. Yeah, math is scrap metal. Yeah, yeah. I'm not saying, well, whites don't commit. Yeah, but what do they do with it? What do they do with the metal? They sell it for more meth. So, you know,

You can crack you still car stereos. Yeah, and bikes. And bikes, yeah. Yeah, it's so funny. That's why when I make fun of black stealing bikes, it's not like I'm making a moral claim above them. I know that white theft is, you know, it's very real and it's about selling scrap copper,

which, you know, I relate. I've never done that, but I relate more to that than just the bike, like an unlocked kid's bike when you're a grown man. Like, that's weird. So wait, you get to, you go into someone's like empty house? How do you get the copper? Yeah. I've never done it.

I'm not encouraging it. But let's say you know your way around piping. And there's an abandoned house. You just go in there and you take all the copper pipes and you put in a little satchel and you sell it and then you get the money and you buy the meth. That black guy who got shot by those three guys in South Carolina when he was in the house, he was looking for like stuff to steal probably 100% yeah definitely it's like they especially these days and it's only going to get more expensive i see this totally differently than you do and

because i think that kevin breton's being deadpan and playing this straight and it's hilarious i was laughing during this part it's like what what what do they do they steal copper what i get a vibe that sometimes comedians don't like it when the other comics doing well you think so i didn't think that oh and benjamin's rant about stealing bikes was all that funny to be honest with you, he repeated it 50 dimes, but I didn't see it get funnier. I think he did that because he's used to play into a very devoted audience. And Benham was given him nothing, but Benham would be like, but why? No.

Why would a horse go into a bar? So horses don't drink. At a certain point, because this is Kevin's show, he's trying to make it funny. Because Owen's just going off on these crazy rants and Owen's talking about the news is lying to you and all the shit that Owen Benjamin is going to talk about. So Kevin attempts to make this funny. and it makes it, it's very difficult for him. I love the news, so I watch it, but I know people.

You love about it. I just, because it's fucking entertaining. Like all the shit people, people get, a lady gets pushing for the subway every day in New York. It's fucking great. So, you don't like think it's like true. Like, you can watch the news and not think that it's all true though, right? Like you watch.

No, I enjoy it. It's entertaining. It's better than a fucking, Tom. I love that. Oh, Benjamin was like, yeah, but you don't think the news is real, do you? He just said he enjoys watching it because people jump in front of subway trains. He's making a fucking joke. Have a little bit of fun with that.

I'm so glad you played that bit because if we go to clip five and then clip seven right afterwards, Kevin, as I say, his show is hilarious. I don't listen to many podcasts. I do listen to Misie Loves Company. He tried to lighten the mood by doing a joke about women, which is clip five. Women are so strong and brave. and it's like, I watch Jeopardy with my wife because she likes watching Jeopardy. Women suck at Jeopardy.

And isn't that all like information, retaining information? So it's like, women are so smart. Every guy, look it up, motherfuckers. Every guy that has a hot streak on Jeopardy, they're always male. Every invention, all the, everything's invented. Other than Spanx, everything that it's invented is invented by dude. So it's like, the guy's literally pandered to the. Because women, you know, women are now, like, especially at the New York clubs, women are saying, let's go out.

They go out in groups. And you can literally see, like, if they, like, especially for the guy gay, if he's Mateo Lange, they're like, oh, this guy. I wish he was our friend. We should go get mimosis with him. So, so, yeah, but women are dumb cunts. And that's never, I mean, excluding our wives, of course. I'm just saying it's like, the fact that they think they're amazing because they make a little money now is unbelievable. to me. So I

did really appreciate that. I watch Jeopardy my wife. She doesn't know any of the answers. It's proof that women are dumb. I thought that was great. But that's the thing. It almost could have the Seinfeld theme playing underneath that. Yeah. Or I'm dedicating the joke. It's just, you know, before I do this bit,

I just want to dedicate the show to all the tropes. But with all that talk about feminism, clip seven, I find hilarious because, of course, Owen Benjamin, he does a live stream. He's got this big fan base.

He was going off on the rant about Whitney Cummins, I think. Yeah. Who I don't like that bitch anyway. I think he says she looks like her face is melted. What do they say about it? It's probably in this clip. He said she looks like a melted candle. And apparently she has admitted to taking really hardcore drugs

to deal with her depression issues. And while he's going off on the rant, reality kicks in. that number seven when Mrs. Benjamin turns up. And every female comic now, whenever she says, like, I'm not going to have kids. All the women start clapping. And it's like, all right, all right. Let's see what happens when you're 50. Right.

Fucking mind. Where you're like, oh, my God, I don't have any. Nobody. What? Yeah, like Whitney Cummings is bragging about that. And then the next sentence, she's like, and I'm on ketamine so I don't kill myself. And people are like, oh, my God, you're so brave. she literally takes ketamine.

Oh, sorry, my family's can almost kind of hear me. So I'm going to stop talking about dark stuff. Ketamine, dude. Let me get closer. Yeah, so anyway. Wow. People. His voice just went down 20 decibels.

The thing is like women are dumb cunts, but they're also the bosses. Yeah, exactly. Like, well, do you? really want to clean your own dishes, Carl? Well, I actually thought that he had a pretty funny line when he was talking about. This is Owen Benjamin's impression of what a New York comedy club is like. Like, there's not, I'm not talking about like cucked New York clubs where everybody's sitting there like, do you have your vaccine card?

Oh my God, make fun of Trump. I'm going to kill myself. I think Owen's lost connection with reality a little bit. I could be wrong. When he says he doesn't watch the news and Kevin goes, well, then what do you watch? How do you stay informed of what's going on? This was Owen Benjamin's response to that. I'm interested in weird shit.

I mean, I'll stare at a fucking chicken for an hour. No one told me there was going to be boasting. All right. Yeah, the thing is, a clip eight that I have, it's a, it's I call it Owen Benjamin Lies. And it really, I like the guy again, that I said again and again. But this is a guy who loves thinking of what he says.

I'm not narcissistic Okay, yeah He goes out It says Dave Chappelle ripped off my entire set And that's why people like him Everybody fucking rips me off

Everybody's fucking stupid Everybody's stealing my jokes I'm not narcissistic So I'll tell you what my experience My first experience with Owen Benjamin was A few years ago I was on the Dick show With Dick Masterson

And Owen Benjamin was the guest before me So I got to watch Owen Benjamin and he had his piano out and he's talking to Dick Masterson. And the very first thing, this is years ago, the very first thing he talked about was Dick was people ripping off his jokes. Yeah, my first joke that almost got me banned from Patreon was, uh, I, uh, I said, uh, this is a while ago. And then someone stole it stole this joke and it went viral.

And so then Patreon backed off because they're, they're cowards. But, uh, it was the joke was, uh, the, the Me Too movement always confused me, because I'm 38. And in my world, that's not a hashtag. That's a pound sign. So people were saying pound me two over and over again. You came up with that? That was mine.

That was, I came up with that as soon as it came out. As soon as it started happening. That joke that Owen just took credit for, everyone thought of that. Everyone knows the pound sign and said pound me too. That wasn't that impressive. That's why he thinks everyone's stealing from him

because he comes up with like obvious jokes that other people come up with. And then he goes, They're all stealing from me. Dude, you're not anywhere on the internet. How can people even steal your shit? We can't even find it. I'm not on bitch shoot all that often. You know, one day, Owen Benjamin was just sitting down in a chair, and he thought, you know what?

I'm going to try something new. So he got up on his legs and he called it Benjamining. And sadly, they ripped them off and it was called standing by those Jews. The Jews did it. The Jews did it. The other thing that Owen likes to talk about is the state of comedy today. Like, I think comedy used to be a lot more fun, and now it's like, it just seems so controlled and gay, you know?

Whoa, I've been saying comedy is gay since 2018. Owen Benjamin, you stole that from me. I'm the comedy as gay guy. Yeah, and I always start my sentences with the word well. So he's ripping me off. I think he is. That's for sure. But again, Owen Benjamin is known for his conspiracy theoryism.

Is that a word? Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. He's convinced that we did not laying on the moon. He's got a whole bunch of things that he likes to talk about. Well, clip number 10, sorry, it was a hilarious burp on the radio. I'm a wild man. Yeah! Clip number 10, it's one of those things where, no, you're not talking about a conspiracy.

You're just being a, pardon my French. Silly goose. Bro, there's people in wheelchairs that aren't even in wheelchairs. Bro, I think FDR could totally walk. I think it was a total skinner. I mean, that's pretty... Wait a second. Would that be a conspiracy of a conspiracy?

Because didn't they, like, hide the fact that FDR was in a wheelchair? And now he's saying that they weren't... Okay, I'm confusing myself. That's pretty. Yeah. Who said he couldn't walk? Dude, everybody... They say he had polio and he couldn't walk, but they're like,

but they never showed pictures of him in his wheel. I'm like, because he could fucking walk. Yeah. And it's like, well, why would anyone do that? I'm like, empathy vampirism? Yeah. Like empathy vampires. It's like, plus it was plus back, back then, everybody was so sad because of the

Great Depression. He was the perfect president for that. He was a sad dude. Even though he was a four term president, he people were like, ah, he, he, he amplified, he was, whatever the word is, amplified that era, you know? Yeah, yeah, exemplified. Yeah. exemplified.

Everybody's gold and no one seems to care. Like, everyone's like, I was a great guy. I'm like, he took everyone's gold. Everyone. He took everyone to you. Dude, I was a history guy. That's one thing that gets me in trouble, especially with World War II knowledge. But FDR was horrifying.

Like, he literally made it illegal to possess gold if you're like an individual. And it's all about that fucking wheelchair. It's all about the wheelchair. Yeah. the fuck with the thing, see, even he's saying that shit? All I can think about is FDR from the backwards episode of Seinfeld. Yes. Kramer's friend, he got him back with a snowball.

But with that sort of stuff, like, why the fuck would somebody secretly being able to walk help? Because he wants the empathy, empathy, vampire. Being the president of the United States for four terms wasn't enough for this guy. He also needed everyone feeling bad for him, too. He didn't know that. Ellen says I'm a history guy. that's just kind of a little cocky. I'd rather him say,

Are you a boner guy? That's cool or than being a history guy, in my opinion. But what do I know? But that was, it was stuff like that, and I have to admit, the full interview from the show, it's like an hour and a half long, an hour in 40 minutes or something.

Yeah. I had to top out. I didn't get always through it. It's like, yeah, because it's like, I can't fucking keep going on with this. And one of the things is a clip four, it's, see, this is something, it's sometimes stuff is spoken about enough. Like,

at the time of recording this, I'm wearing a Rolling Stones, a Christmas sweater, right? There's nothing left to be said about the Rolling Stones. It's, they've discussed the making of the classic albums in the 70s, the big tours of 80s and 90s. It's a tapped keg. So clip four, which is a longer clip, it's what I call it. It's the one. It's the one. boring possible conversation that comedians can have these days. Spoiler alerts. Did you know, Carl, that comedians don't like censorship and cancel culture? What? Well, just these two comedians, right? Because everyone else loves it. Apparently. Okay. So I don't like that you brought a three minute and forty second long clip, and you've already said it's going to be boring, because that's

going to make my show boring, but we'll see what we can get through here. You know, someone was telling me that they were offended by some joke. I'm like, dude, if I was a middle school teacher, like an HR guy, or like, if I drove the school bus, you have a total point. I'm literally a comedian. Like, that's, if we don't do that as our profession, we have no value.

And that's why you're seeing so many comedians have no value. I would have known, by the way, that Owen Benjamin was a comedian if he hadn't told me a thousand times. Because I've heard this guy talk a lot. And I've heard him take credit for jokes that aren't that funny. but I've really never heard him tell a joke. Like you have more value to me than any of those people he just named because you'll say what's actually happening.

And so that's the only... I did say the gay guys roller plane. Okay, I'll give them that one. Value a comedian has, other than that, like, is, are they worth millions of dollars in phrase so Whitney Cummings can be like, I fuck so many guys, bubblehead, bubblehead. It's like, nobody cares. That's why just being able to talk shit and say what's actually happening is the only value a comic has. Why else would someone who works hard pay money to hear someone talk if they're

just going to say the same shit everyone else says? It's like, yeah, but that's what people are used to now. That's what that's what it's becoming because people are so used to that like at their office, like you can't say anything. All right. Yeah, this is this conversation is raging because both of them are like above all other comedians. Like we're the only ones who are telling it like it is out there. It's like there's other good comedians. It's not just you do. It's just a born conversation. This is the podcast equivalent of interviewing Jim Florentine and saying,

so have you ever thought about bringing the metal show back? You should try Netflix. No offense to Chrissy Mayer. What's your favorite album from the 80s? Yeah, I know. Yeah, what's your opinion on the state of music? It's like Anthony Coombe on to ask him, is do you say small at the

opinion? We know. We do now. This was one quick quip from Kevin Briden that I thought was pretty funny because they were talking about how Owen's not jealous of these people who are more successful than him. He's perfectly fine to be where he's at. And Kevin says this. People say, I'm bitter. Oh, I'm jealous of your brother. It's like, my brother looks like he has AIDS. Like, like. That's a pretty, pretty funny line. I'd be laughing. And then it's a certain

point in the show. Out of nowhere, an hour in, all of a sudden, Owen starts playing the piano. I'm like, wait, have you been sitting next to a piano this entire time? It's just out of nowhere. I don't know how to fix a faucet. Like, not at all. Well, I mean, you could, though. You just, it's just research, really. Now I can, yeah.

I know how to learn. Yeah. You know, it's like, like I can do a lot of high-level shit because I learn how to learn. Like, we get it. You're amazing. Holy shit, dude.

Yeah. Okay, Joe Peshkapo. You're very talented and your mommy would be very proud. Jesus Christ. This was an interesting question. Now, I've never been asked if I would like to be a cult leader. And I think I would have a different answer than Owens. You could never like become like a cult leader, right?

No, I don't. I actually don't have the personality for it. I thought you do because you're like Barry Ribs who I guess bailed, said your, his first take on you is that you're handsome, which is, which is good for a cult leader. But you also have a very strong personality. and strong conviction. But you don't think you could do it.

No, because one, I don't want, like, we don't want you to. We don't want you to, but I'm just saying. I thought about it because people get mad that I don't sometimes. All right. First off, he's thought about it is a weird thing to say to, could you be a cult leader? I've thought about it. You have? You're a psychopath.

Yeah, he basically is a cult leader because the second thing he says there is people have asked me to be a cult leader. That's not true. Cults are bad. No one wants to be in a cult They don't think they're in a cult That's the whole point of cults And by the way

What is a cult leader Someone who doesn't work for money Has people do everything for him He talks about how they literally send them Fucking door handles That they've helped build his house and stuff He has a cult All right

I mean I think you could probably Make a case for that I think that his lifestyle Does reflect a cult leaders for sure it's one I'm jealous off to be honest to be able to do nothing and make money from it give me some of that cocaine scratch anything else you want to play

or talk about from this episode just one clip because at the minute for some reason there's some type of controversy with a comedian called Barry Ribs who looks like a Roland Stone with the fucking musical talent to back it up he was initially going to be the guest on the show but

Owen Benjamin became available. But what Barry Ribs did this thing that's very fucking annoying is when a guest comes on a show for a podcast and they don't have the equipment, which means it's going to be bad audio. So this is just the clip of Barry Ribs was going to record his part of the podcast

from a fucking busy cafe or a pizzeria and how Kevin Brennan shuts him down. You know, I'm not one of those guys. just can see that there's clearly a plan. Did you, when you had, when you had children, did that? Uh, confirm that more?

Oh, here's our boy, Barry. Definitely. And he's probably outside of McDonald's. You said he's at a restaurant, so. That's awesome. He's got to steal Wi-Fi from like the Dunkin' Donuts. Uh-huh. This is classic.

No. Okay. Speak now. Kevin, let me... Yeah, we're good, man. We're good here. Okay, yeah, I can hear you guys better now. As I told Adam, I'm in the restaurant, and I got free Wi-Fi and some warmth,

but they may push me out outside like I'm homeless. We got Owen Benjamin on anyway, so we really don't even need you. No disrespect, but... Yeah, I feel welcome, Mr. Charming. Great comeback. I kind of know that name. You're a good looking dude. No homo.

Thanks, bro. Guys, a legend. Okay, Owen, we're going to, Barry, we got to focus on Owen mostly because he's, we can get you anytime, but Owen's a bit of a get. So we have to, uh, uh, yeah, I mean, it's probably as bad as calling it from a wittal league game as this would pointed out here in our, uh, discord. Poor Kevin Brennan. This reminds me of when we reviewed

Legion of Skanks and Doug from Who's Right and I were like, Louis J. Gomez is working so hard to try to make this entertaining. He's got the worst guests on his show. This was a tough one for Kevin to get through, I think. That's the thing that would suck so much about it

is because if this was, as I mentioned there, when Coomier gets a good name on or like when Artie Lange gets a good guest on, you think this is going to be easy work. Yep. But Kevin Brennan, as again, I say, misery loves companies, a great show. But that whole episode was a shark sandwich. I've got one more clip. And this is just talking about Owen Benjamin is predicting this is the end of the world, as most of these people do. And he's the only one prepared for it.

It's already inflating, but it's going to get to a point where, you know, it's going to be like Weimar, Germany and a loaf of breads $1,000. And people are going to be like, Owen Benjamin is so crazy. Meanwhile, my wife literally Like Woodstock I know and I'm going to be at my own Gate. I'm going to be like, show me your Twitter in 2018. If you talk shit, you don't get any goat milk.

Because there we go. Dude, man, I'll share my goat milk. I got a herd of goats. No one told me there was going to be boasting. He goes on to say that he's 6 foot 8 because he drinks raw goat milk. That is not how genes work. You don't become taller because of your diet.

But he's convinced of it. I thought it was because his mother had an affair with Larry Bird. That's my theory. That's my one basketball reference. It's pretty good. It's a pretty good basketball reference. Today we'll be reviewing a show called Misery Loves Company.

We have both listened separately. In fact, I know that Gino's a huge fan of this show. We have not discussed it beforehand. Let's get into it. So this is a show hosted by Kevin Brennan. Bob Levy's always on. And then there's some other folks that come and go. on the show.

And I want to start off, I think that you and I are both Kevin Brennan fans, right? Gino? Yeah. Sure. Yeah. So this is kind of like

a nice summation of this show for me. This is kind of, when you watch Misery Loves Company, this is what you can expect. What Kevin likes to do is he's not prepared with anything,

but it's not going to stop from trying to work out material and scream over his guests. And this is an episode from right before Thanksgiving, we had Pat Dixon on the show, of course, Bob Levy, and Alex, who will talk about a little while, but this is him working out material. We always act like it's like we don't just eat whatever the fuck we want all the time anyway.

You know, like Thanksgiving's a special day for some reason. Like, I mean, not because of the food. I mean, the food's good or whatever. Maybe better than what you do. Yeah, but if the food's so good, why don't we eat it every day? Because turkey sucks. It's bullshit. It's like people always say people always talking about.

barbecue like we have no access to it they're like hey we're gonna have barbecue and it's like okay it's not that good it's good but it's not it's like if it's so good have it all the time it's it's like it's almost like it's a limited supply like that fucking uh stupid sandwich at mcdonalds the fucking mc rib we're limited time only they make rich you can get barbecue it's not limited time only but people are idiots people literally believe i'm so glad that fucking f tx guy I was reading some story The guy, the crypto guy There's been no laughs

What do you mean? None! Pretty good stuff there. Why don't we have like Thanksgiving so great? What about barbecue food? That's not so great either. All right. Do you understand like this podcast really

And I listen to everyone in Miserylux Company? This is what I don't get about people Where they're like, Gino just shits on. No, I tell people to watch his podcast all the time. But let's weigh a game, Carl. If I were to, like, if I were ever to go somewhere else within hot water because people are banging down my door, I'm kidding. Or if you were to, like, go to NBC and pitch your show, like, what would you say your show is about? We make fun of other people's podcasts, is what I would say.

That's it. We pick a podcast every week and make fun of it. See, this is what I call the elevator pitch, Gino. You need to be able to succinctly explain what it is your product is and why someone would want it. It's hilarious. We rip out people's podcasts. You'll love it. Yeah, now ask me what my show is.

What's your show about, Gino? Well, let me get my floor. Just two floors up. This won't take long. What we do is have fun. We try and say the smartest stuff in the dumbest way, and we say the dumbest shit in what we think is the most brilliant way, and it's just that dichotomy of fun.

Actually, can you hit the emergency button? I got to get off. I have to get off, whatever floor this is. That sounds terrible. There's only three floors on this whole element, right? I don't understand it. And that's it. Now, I'll be Kevin Brennan.

Okay. And you say, what's your show about? Kevin, what's, what's misery loves company all about? Do you hate Gino Bisconti? You're so right. Yeah, you say, what's this? Who? Gino Bisconti.

I hate him. All right, what was the other show about? Do you still hate Gino Bisconti? Look, this show, this, what the screen you're looking at right now is the fruition of everything I've said. Like you said, like the show has gone. to just angry shitting on me. And do you recall when it all happened with Pat Ditchie?

He's like, well, I hit him because he had my ex-girlfriend on the show. Sure. And you just don't do that. And then Kevin Brennan went on and did that same soprano shit. You just don't do that. Can I ask you guys something? Who's that crazy psycho when you fuck her?

She has shark eyes and there's nothing behind them. Chicken the lower right. That would be, yeah, the woman with a nice breasts on there. That would be Alex, which happens to be Gino's ex-girlfriend. Yes. And they brought her on specifically to shit on Gino. Right. And by the way, she really didn't, which broke Kevin's heart. Now let's go, the guy above Alex, and I won't say man, because men take responsible over their actions. Who's the guy above Alex? Let me Pat Dixon. Is he on the show with my ex-girlfriend? Yes. Crime Report's own Pat Dixon is doing a show with your ex-girlfriend. Yes.

Okay, and I'm not mad, but I didn't think he could do that. I thought those were passwords. But before we get to that, can we go to the guy on the side? I believe it's to the right of Pat Dixon. Who is that? That's Kevin Brennan. You mean the guy, who's in the camera like this? Hey, Gio.

This is my show. You can tell us because I'm the closest to the camera. Yeah, that's another guy. I had a mic, but you understand, that's the guy who sided with him, who sided with him and said, yeah, you don't have that. girlfriends on the show. So this is the moment. This is the moment that show jumped the chart. All right. Now, I understand why you're saying everything you're saying because I watched a bunch of episodes of this. And what it sounded like to me is a compound media wrap-up show. They talk about

all behind-the-scenes stuff that's going on. If you weren't a compound media subscriber, you'd have no idea what's going on. And yet they all shit on compound media. They shit on Gino. That's the only thing they talk about on the show. That's it. And Bob Levy, Bob Levy, who I love, and I'll always love, I told him, I'm like, I can't be your friend right now. Oh, come on. Because you spend, you spend six hours a week shitting on me. Well, fucking this week, this week he told me you better bring a gun to work. It's like, what are you doing in that work?

Time out. Time out, first of all. Bob is the only guy who is actually making jokes out of these shows. I don't think anything that Bob is saying seriously because he's actually trying to be fun and funny. So I wouldn't be upset with him. Secondly, Gino, I think the reason why you love this show, and I've had conversation with Gino. He legitimate watches every single episode of the show,

and I get it out, because it's about you. If there was a show that was just about me and that's all the time, we're like, this is great. This is a great show. I love it. Tell me more about me. And this is my favorite part is when Brennan goes,

Gino's gay, and yet he dissects every place and woman I've had sex with. That's gay. That's pretty gay. That's pretty gay. All right. So, all right. So we're going to get out all of that, but before we do that, I want to take us to an episode that was more recent. And this is actually Chad's on the show.

And they're talking about the time that Chad Zumach wanted to come to our show in Orlando, to your show in Orlando. You know, you were on it. I wasn't. But that was obviously the comedies of the compound show that Chad was threatening to come to. and what I've noticed about Chad Dumac on this show is that he's just a punching bag. Whether he realizes it or not, the rest of the guys have him there just to goof on it.

The viewers are goofing on every super chat that comes in his goofing. I'm going to show you a few examples of this, but I just, I found this fond. Kevin, if they were cool people, they would have let me come to the Orlando improv, but they're not cool people. And they saw me as a problem and as a threat.

Chad, you are a problem. You aren't a threat. But I wasn't interested in. Did you? I hired Stevie, I hired Stevie Lou when you were coming to New York in August. Yeah, because you kept saying, I'm coming up in August. So I was like, okay, I'm going to get Stevie Lou.

I was coming to fucking kill you. And you say, cut that clip. So, well, obviously there's some sarcasm here and a little bit of just going on. This is very real. When you thread people, people take it seriously. because not for nothing, but you kind of have a criminal record, which they explain right here, and we just hit this clip. Well, I will say this.

If you have all these charges against you. Also, this is a longer clip, but I want to point out when Bob Levy's talking, Kevin shuts the fuck up. When Chad is talking, Kevin interrupts him nonstop. And he knows his role. He's like, oh, okay, you're talking. Okay, my phone. Something Gina would never do, by the way.

Well, I will say this. If you have all these charges against you, and then everybody had been looking at your, your lengthy criminal record from when you're 18 or whatever, and then they're like, okay, Chad's, I don't think Chad's bluffing here if he's coming to the Orlando Improv. I think he's really got might actually do us harm. Listen, do you think I would have got to do.

All you got to do is be right once. Kevin. I like all these people go like, I just assumed he was kidding. Okay, I assume people aren't kidding. When someone says they're coming as a threat, when they keep threatening to come to your show, I'm not going to assume that the guy's bluffing. Kevin.

Especially with you, like if it's Dan Nathamon, who's got a clean criminal record or Lenny J. Marcus, I wouldn't be, I wouldn't, but you already, you already had, it's like, I don't know, it's like, you're the guy from like breaking bad you already have enough people you're already wanted by the law you're already breaking the law yeah i guess my point you're already breaking the law so what's another break exactly and i can't have these pending charges so what's another like you go to the or you're already in trouble it's like when you're in jail for life and then you kill somebody you're already

in jail for life so who cares so what do you have pending charge you're probably going to go to jail and so they're thinking like what is he had to lose nothing by fucking up our show. Does Chad think he's a part of this show? Does he think he's just like one of the guys mixing it up with them? Not when the grownups are talking. Obviously not. He has nothing going on.

At one point, Chad said to him a couple weeks ago, he was like, Alex lied about me with the knife and blah, blah, blah. And he made the mistake of telling Kevin. He's like, call Gino. Fuck you. We're not calling Gino. He just dismissed him like a child at the dinner table. He's like, shut the

fuck up, Chad. And Chad's like, I'm on misery loves company. You're not. They hate you, dummy. And we love watching them hate you, dummy. Oh, it's hilarious. So this is actually a pretty good observation. They explained to Chad that if you really wanted to come to the show, all you had to do was not announce it. Honestly, we would have sold him a ticket.

No one would have known any better. He could have just gone if he wanted to. I don't know. All you had to do is not say you're going and then you could go. I want to do prosthetics. There's a comment up there from David Chandler as quickly. of my favorite super chatter who says, is that Mike from Coomias Karaoke Machine, Chad?

He has the cheapest fucking microphone and not even a mic stand. For a guy who shakes so much, you'd think he'd get a mic stand. Yeah, it would be a good lesson. On disguise. Yeah, but if you never mentioned that you were going to that job. The guy gave $999.

I hate to be a you know what. But is that Mike from Cumia's karaoke machine, Chad? Yeah. Because they don't have to put these comments up. And every time they're ripping on Chad, they always put it up. There's actually an example of

Bob who's like laughing at a super chat that comes up like Bob reads it nobody else doesn't but this is a why do I podcast ask Chad about missing his upper lip yeah why do I anyway he had a fight a fire pat Dixon but but Gina so Kevin's going off on his own thing but Bob's laughing at where's your upper lip chat I mean have you ever heard that's like Chad literally is the definition of a mouth breather he breathes out of his mouth He gets worked up. When he does a podcast, it sounds like he just ran up a flight of stairs before he started it. Yeah.

No, I've noticed that every single time. And he's so worked up over it, too. And I have examples we're going to talk about later on. Chad's having a bad week. This week, the chance is having, like, even Ye's going, dude, you're making yourself look bad. What are you doing? You're going to embarrass yourself. You're going to step back.

You got to take a breath. I want to see footage of him having a good week. Yeah, serious. I've got to see it. So this is a pretty funny joke from. Bob Lee because they're talking about Chad's threats coming to the stand-up show

that everyone did in Orlando. You did say that you were going to go there and kill, and we knew it wasn't. You were talking about being on stage, so they took it as a play. This is where Kevin's really funny, because he says the obvious, but it's so funny,

because they've seen your act. Get it? Get it stupid. It's fucking great. Is Chad the only one that doesn't realize they have him on this show to shit on him? He's the only one who doesn't realize that. He's the only who doesn't get it. And he thinks he thinks he's like, well, now it's everything's coming up, Chad. Back on Winjee Love's Company.

The show that hates Gino Bisconti. It's been done. It's been done, Chad. It's so funny, Gino, because even the guy in the lower corner who nobody knows what his name is, even the heck guy's laughing. That's Adam Hinnaker. He's a good guy. I'm sure he is.

I didn't say anything bad if. I just don't know who he is. I know, I know. He's the guy that if they get a fourth person at the show, he goes away. He's like, I'll make some space for you. So, funny. This is kind of fun because Kevin says that Chrissy does what Chad did, and Chad's reaction here is hilarious.

I never said Chrissy texting me. I don't lie. It's like Chrissy does what Chad does. You do one thing. Remember I just said Chad had a roommate. By the way, all Kevin Brennan does is lie, and it's all collapsing. on the bullshit. He said I beat up a cop in Cleveland. Are you out of your mind?

See, now this is odd because I thought that you liked Kevin. My whole thought was that Kevin shit's all over you, but you like him. But now I'm seeing, that's not the case. I find him hilarious. Okay. But when you, like, when you call me a bitch and then you go on the boss's show on Friday on Thursday and say, hey, Anthony, you have to ask Gino to drop the charges on Pat Dixon. How do people not call in and say, wow, you're a faggot. I don't get how many of them do that. I do want to get into that.

But let me play this clip because it's also leading to another, this sets up another clip that I have, you know. It's just me shutting up. All right, here we go. It's like Chrissy does what Chad does. You do one thing. Remember I just said Chad had a roommate.

And Chad for the rest of time was like, try to discredit everything I said after that. Because Kevin makes up these things about, I had a roommate. I have a roommate. He's in the ring of a home. I have a roommate. So what he's trying to say is that

Chad will latch on to something. You say that's not correct and then try to dismiss everything you say because of that. And this comes up later in the show as they're talking about how much money Chad made when he was on the radio in Cleveland. Remember he was the third mic

on an afternoon drive show in Cleveland. Yeah. I mean, I was on the radio. Yeah, yeah. They don't pay a lot. Just as Tony Mazer. No, I got paid a lot when I was on. All right.

All right. I stayed quite a bit. Kevin lied. He said I didn't make a lot. I did. They love chat. They love chat. Yeah.

That's the part of the show I thoroughly enjoy. Okay. Enough of this nonsense. We have a lot of chance stuff to get to because I have the entire Patreon episode where he talks about what actually went down with the credit card thing. So I can't wait to get into that. That's a tease. that's what pros do in this league.

Never heard of it. No, never heard of it. But before we do that, I want to go back to the episode that actually Gino suggested we both check out. So we have Miserylilose Company number 421, Pat Dixon, Bob Levy, Gino's ex-girlfriend, Alex. There is zero chemistry happening here. These four people should never be in a conversation with each other. They don't know what anyone else is talking about. It's not very well planned out.

But let's see how it starts off here. Gino's been talking some shit, apparently. Alex Engelbert hates Gino. So I want to get her on for a special Thanksgiving thing because Gino's been talking a lot of shit this week. He actually called Levy a couple days ago, basically crying. He texted me. Huh?

He texted me. He doesn't talk on the phone. And he texts is like so many words. It's like fucking like a book. Yeah, like he's doing his show. Yeah. Lots of words says nothing. thing. All right. So I assume you're friends about those texts. And I told Bob afterwards,

I'm like, because I was, me and Kevin had done a whiskey Wednesday. We do that every Wednesday. And I fucking texted Bob drunk. And I'm like, Bob, feel free to share those. Because there's nothing in there saying, I'll fucking kill you, you fucking faggot. It's just like, Bob, you need to get away from this show. It's beneath you. Like, you said, like, without getting too much into the text, and I hope he fucking shares them. You said it perfectly. There's no chemistry on this show, and it's Bob Levy, just trying to find a place to make a joke.

You understand? Can I explain this to you, though, Gino? Bob doesn't have a lot going on. He's only on 18 other shows at the moment. So he needs this. It's not like. Exactly. So Bob's on every fucking show right now.

It's insane. I was just watching Uncle Rico the other day, and it was, I don't know, an afternoon show, and Shully goes, how many podcasts have you been on today? He's like, well, you know, I had a Dodgers appointment, so only three. Jesus, Bob. Look at Bob's face. I've no Bob 25 years. That is not the Bob Levy.

I know. Bob Levy's sitting there like, what the fuck? It is just Kevin, and if you get to the four minute mark, that's when shit gets really good on this clip, because that's the moment where, and I'll say it again,

Dixon fucking, I want to, watch this, I want to thank Kevin Brennan, all of the fucking people in the MLC Echo Chamber that bought Pat Dixon's lies because he's amazed that he might be going. to jail.

All right. Because he believed all the laws. Let's get to us. So Pat explains there's a warrant out for his arrest for, I believe, felony assault because in case you don't know about this, that man Pat Dixon, who's been out on this show was but in this studio, you know, friend of the show, obviously, decided to clock Gino and break his jaw. Is that correct, Gino?

Carl, did I ever say, don't you dare put him on your show? No, did I ever say, did I ever say, yo, it's me or him? No, do what you want. But a man gave responsibility for his actions, and that's what he doesn't get. Please go on. All right. So this is Pat talking about how someone could cut the shit and make this all go away if they wanted to do.

Right. And they got to take care of it, which is like, but, you know, it's not like it can't be stopped or whatever. It's just like, it's not like this is just, well, the authorities have it now. And it's on, you know, I mean, there's still someone who could, you know, whatever. I would never suggest. anybody should like just cut the shit, you know, or anything like that. What does that mean?

Is that a legal term, cut the shit? Yes, it's a legal term. That's Latin. So. Now, Carl, can I ask you something? Is that not a man just saying, will you please, will you please not send me to jail? What am I missing there? Yes, he's asking you to drop the charges.

He lost his job. He's already, he's not in New York anymore. His whole show was the New York crime report. So I'll ask you, everyone wants to know. I mean, they were talking about this on Anthony Coomya, Bob and Kevin were on that show. Chad called in. I have some clips of that. And they were asking you the same thing.

Why don't you drop the charges, Gino? Why would I drop the charges? Because he hit you. He suffered consequences from him. He lost his job. He's not in New York anymore. What do you have to gain from him going to jail or whatever's going to happen? Why doesn't he pay me the $15,000 I had to pay for my job?

Okay. So have you asked for that? Pat Dixon has not contacted me. Do you have insurance? Pat Dixon the last text I got from him was, Hey, faggot, stop lying, you can't put me in jail. Okay. That sounds fun.

So you guys have a good rapport still. What I'm saying is, why don't I go out the charges when a man takes responsibility for his action? And if you ask anyone, Pat Dixon could have, when he hit me, he could have just said, dude, I fucked up. But he didn't. He doubled down. There's videos of him saying it felt,

So good to break Gino Bisconti's jaw. Then he said, Gino Bisconti lied. He had elective surgery. All he did was lie for the past fucking seven or eight months or out. Jesus Christ, it's only been like, what, since June? Since June, all he's done is lie. And now he's like, all right, now drop the charges. Nah.

All right. There's your side of it that I was, I was curious what the issue was here because... What would you do if you were made? I dropped the charges. But they... Why? Well, because, like I said, I mean... There's nothing in it for you at this point.

Like, you just want to punish Pat more, like, which is fine. But it doesn't, I don't know that it looks good for you to do that. Why doesn't it look good for me? It's a chance I'm willing to. Okay. All right, Gino, since you ask that, I'll tell you why. Yeah. It doesn't look good for you.

I don't remember there being so much Gino hate. No, Jay, everybody hates Gino now. Listen, it's, here's, here's the, I don't want this whole show to be about Gino, but no, no, no, no. Gino's ex-girlfriend is about to come on, so it probably will. But she hates him, too. but here's what I think happened. Like Gino's drinking.

Oh, here we go. Oh, yeah, we're in the nice... We like that top. Hi. We like the top. I'm thankful for that top. Kevin's talking like me with the review girls.

Come on. Oh, oh, I'm distracted. What were we talking about? Oh, girls. That's my favorite line from this show. By the way, Gino, and I'm upset that you're getting worked up. I thought we were going to have fun today. But my favorite...

I'm not worked up. My favorite line from that is he goes, I don't want this show to just be about Gino today. Oh, wait. Here's Gino's ex-girlfriend. Yeah, it's like I said, do you hate Gino? Who? Yeah, the whole show's about him.

What? You know, that Gino Scotty guy. Well, by the way, do you know many people just text it? I just got three DMs. Don't drop the charges, fuck Pat. And let me say this. God, forgive me if you think I'm getting worked up because I love doing this show. Okay.

Well, the problem, Gino, everyone's going to call you a wire because that assumes people are actually watching who are these podcasts. If people aren't with texting you right now. Like, I love that this is what I'm trying to tell Bob. There's an echo chamber of whatever the misery loves company world is, and you'd be amazed, and this is the other thing about Lenin. You mean an eco chamber? It's an eco chamber.

You have to drive an electric car. They're so affordable now. It's an eco chamber of just people that are like, yeah, we're right, but you're not, because so many more people have reached out to me on text because I gave out my number before. and they're like, the people that ate near the same nine people on Reddit, the same seven people that believe Pat's lies. And it's like a man would not have done what Pat did.

No, you know what you should say, Gita? This is the move right now. I'd be like, there's only two people who hate me. And they all have sock accounts. They all have 20 sack accounts to make it look like there's more people. Not stealing Chad's Ben. It's just Frank Pellegrino. It's the only one.

And he's spreading these lies about me. Yeah. Speaking of Chad. this is a quick funny line that Kevin works into this conversation about you. And I think Gino never looks like he learns his lesson, you know. And I think the next time somebody puts his hands on him, Chad Zumach, it's going to be way worse. It's going to be way worse than just getting punched in a face. Go ahead, Alex.

So I thought that was kind of fun because he kind of predicted that the next person to assault you will be Chad Zumach, which I would take that bad. But it's also hilarious that anyone. But here's another one. Do not drop charges. Pat needs to make this right, not you. Should I read these as they come in because everyone fucking hates me, Carl? No, they're nine people. And this is what I said to Bob.

Bob, and I was right. Bob this past week said, you better bring a gun to the show because I retweeted surely making fun of him. And he's like, I said, what a dope. I call myself a dope all the time. By the way, I don't know if you know this, but if you saw it in off water yesterday, I thought Wilts Chamberlain was still alive. I did.

I'm a dummy. I did. You thought Will Chamberlain tweeted about Brittany Griner. Britney Griner. Yeah. I'm so stupid. And it was a guy named Will Chamberlain. A white guy with a family named Will Chamberlain.

And you know, that's his hot story of the day. You guys won't believe what a will just tweeted. So he died in 1990. And they're like, they're like Will Chamberlain. I'm like, yeah, Will is still, man. Come on. So stupid. I'm so stupid.

You fucked that one up, did you? That's the only. time ever. So then Alex starts talking about how you used to be a fun loving guy, you know, all this negative energy, and by the way, this is the first time I've seen you worked up. Every time I've got it to you, it's still fun, but maybe I'm just catching

you at a good, on a good day. I'm sorry, buddy. No, you're fine. I've enjoyed this. I hope you are. You should drop the charges though. All right, so then this is Kevin. This is Kevin trying to change the subject and start talking about Joe Madder Reese for some reason. And this just kills any type of

flow they were going to have on those. really fucked them up because, you know, because he was using his wife. Now, for people watching, I just want to point out that Alex is on her phone. She spends the next 10 minutes of the show not paying attention to pretending to not her head, as people are talking, but she's just texting her friends right now. And trying to use his wife and stuff. And that's, you know, that's always fucking dicey. You know, unless your wife was in show business, that's very fucking dicey thing to do.

Because then people know who they are, who she is. And then, you know, and they can. and find out where she works, maybe, because you've got to be careful, like, letting, getting, getting your information out. Does this look like a show to anybody? No. No one's really paying attention. No one really knows what's going on.

He got mad at Alex for not shitting on me more. Right. And by the way. Oh, I have a great clip for that, but go ahead, Gina. Yeah. And by the way, another lie when he brought up Tony Mazer, he's like, Gina got Tony mazer fired. Everything he does lately is just like to lie and shit.

I mean, it's fine because it's hysterical. to me, but it's like when he goes, I don't lie, that's all he's doing on this show. Chad Zumach, Chad Zumach said, because Chad does a show with Tony Mazur, and Chad Zumach said that you got Mazur fired from his dream job. And even Tony Major's like, I was making shit money.

I don't care. Yeah. Glad to be on radio. No one takes Chad side. It's hilarious. Nobody does. All right, so this is the whole point of bringing your ex-girlfriend on

is to dish. Like, all right, let's get some dirt on this guy. Let's find out what's going on. So you see the comment that's up there. Alex, how much cocaine does Keanu and Gino snort? Now, Kianu, we're going to talk about her that is Gino's lovely girlfriend who I met when we were down in Orlando. And they bring her into these conversations as well. But this is great because so Alex has this scoop, this story that she's going to give us.

And nobody knows who she's talking about. Not me. Not anyone at this show. Probably not even Gino. Gino does coke a lot. You're under oath. You're under oath. I don't know because I don't talk to him.

No, but in the tweet, you're saying he's him and him and, uh, Keanu and about the- talking about her ex there. That night that, like, they both came up to me and, like, tried to start shit. And I was like, they were both, like, fucking coaked out losers. Who was coaked out? Who was coaked out? Um, what's her name? Kelly Ann and, um, the guy she was dating at the time.

Who's Kelly Ann? The ugly fucking, the crack wharf. Um, who's that? Kensington, whatever the, the, fuck her name is. Kensington. Gino's girl. I'm never going to nail Gino. There's nothing to do with Gino.

Next investigation. We've got to stay on point here. We brought you out for one reason, Alex, to look at your boobs. But if there was a second reason, it'd be to rip on Gino. The fuck is coming in Kensington. Who gives a shit? Do you know what she's talking about? Yeah.

No, that's that's Keanu, but she acts like she doesn't know who she has. He says her name wrong. I see. Okay, that's fun. That, by the way, that always works when you guys like you don't know who somebody is. So you get, oh, you know, those steel morning toe guys up in Dakota or whatever. Like, I don't know what that is. Sure.

Sure you don't. All right. So, by the way, this just said from another fan. I completely agree with you. Pat deserves to face the consequences of his actions. I have nothing against him, but he did commit a crime. You would think he would understand this since he's the host of a show about crime. Pat didn't lose his job.

He got fired from compound. That's all. And he got picked up by censored. Gino, nobody faces consequences for the crimes anymore. Do you think the people in New York City were committing crimes are doing jail time for that? Have you been to California? You can do whatever the fuck you want now. No one's prosecuting anyone.

So why should Pat be concerned? Pat said he didn't really hit me. That's another part of this podcast I love. We're fucking, uh, Brennan goes, it was the punch of a lifetime. And Pat's like, oh, ho, ho. Oh, no, I barely hit him. It's a long term. Pat has hit three different women in his life,

and if he wants to speak for slander, I guess they would have to testify. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, Blah. It's getting a little spicy over here, producer Chris. That's how he do it. All right. But drop the charges against the guy who got away with hitting women so much,

he moved on to fucking dudes. Gino, on that note, let's have a little bit of fun here. This is where they talk about how Pat can't even give his real name at Starbucks. because of this warrant that's out for his arrest, you know, like at Starbucks, they put your name on the cop. So this leads to a great gag. As I said, Pat Dixon, friend of the show, we like Pat, but boy, does this suck. He sucks the life on this conversation, and no one can save it. You can't even get your name when you get coffee at Starbucks.

You can't even give your fucking name to come and get you. You're going to get fuck. Yeah, that'd be funny if you go, Pat Dixon. I mean, just Pat. Just Pat. One time I said that, I said, Dixon. was my name. And they put, and they wrote on there,

D-I-C-K-S on my cup. Dix. That's my name, the plural of dick, multiple dicks. That's good thinking on their part. Yeah. I never go to Starbucks, but I almost want to just for to, just for to see how they fuck up my name.

You can try, Kevin. That's a pretty good bit. Yeah, they fucked your name. up on Starbucks? I'm on my way. Bob Leady's a comedian. He's like, I got nothing to save this bit. I got nothing to save this. Dude, Star Search is going, I don't know. That's a little hack for what we're looking for, Pat. Sorry.

It's not going to work out. All right. So now Kevin's getting desperate at this point because he brought Alex out just a shit all over you. So this is when he starts leading. He starts leading the witness a little bit, as they say. All right. So, Alex, speaking of nothing good, is you have anything to, say to, but Gino, you dated him for how long is he's a piece of shit or you guys broke up badly, right? You said?

And he's bleeding the wind of your honor. Come on, come on. Channel the old Alex. Come on, you hated everybody back then. It worked out good with her, you know? It's Florida calmed it down. But you go to Epcot a couple of times. You're really changed.

He's just not a good person. And I think that's what it can do. He's not a good person. You say, that's what you're saying, right? So at this point, he's bringing out ex-girlfriends. It could be, it's very easy to find X's who will talk shit about you. I'm sure we can find someone who wants to talk shit about Kevin or Bob or producer Chris. I'm sure we could find someone who has bad things to say.

But this is not working out real well for what Kevin's starting to accomplish. Maybe they should have a pre-interview of this one. So at this point, Gino, Bob is actually being real, kind of pointing out what I was just saying. Because of relationship, it never ends well, truthfully. I mean, you kind of wish everyone that you were dating kind of died in an accident. I mean, truthfully. It's easier. Yeah.

What are you saying, Bob? You're defending Gino or you're saying? I'm saying a person, as you know, as a friend, is totally different than someone that you broke up with. You're going to think differently about them because of the fact a relationship is intimate. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I think everybody that knows Gino thinks he's a piece of shit. Anyone ever that knows him intimately thinks he's a piece of shit other than Columbia, huh? So, Gino, I got to say, I thought that this was a lot more you guys all having fun back and forth that apparently it is.

Now, I know that Kevin did try to assault you and cop on media about a month ago, but I assume that things had calmed out since that. Apparently they have not. Look, I'm sorry, we had this conversation last week. Remember when you go, first of all, you lied when you said this will only take a minute. But Kevin's mad because, like, I don't want to say beat him in his own game because I don't know what his game is, but we talked about it. He gave out Mike Carlta's number on the air. Then a week later, somebody called our show, gave out his number. I'm like, yeah, I guess that's his number.

And then an hour later, he went on the boss's show and said, you know, they gave out my number on his show. But I don't care because no one watched it. And I didn't care. I laughed because I laughed. And then he fucking sent me text messages the following day that had some very nasty. hate speech in them. And I said, get over it. Everyone's number gets given out anyway. And when he kept... Can I poison

him out, Gino? So I'm going to stick up for you now, all right? I play both sides over here. I'm middle of the road, Carl, all of a sudden. What the fuck did this happen? I'm a mediator. But what's funny is that they want to have it both ways. So the thing that everybody says about Gino's, no one watches this show. Who's even watching it hot water? No one

watches it. It's embarrassing. And then Gino gets out a phone number on his show. And they're like, how can he give up my phone number on his show? If no one's watching, the fuck's the difference. Why would that matter? But that's because he believes all that they're just jackals of hate in his echo chamber. And they're like, yeah, this guy says this is like, yeah, no one likes, you know, no, I'm doing pretty well.

A lot of people like me. A lot of people think Pat Diction should have just apologized or been honest instead of fucking doubling down on the shit he did, going on podcast saying he loved breaking my jaw. fucking everyone's having a great time here except for the people that fucking live in the echo chamber of this and it's killing fucking breading dragging levy down I'm begging I'm a fan of fucking Brennan I'm a fan of Bob

yeah I'm a fan of Bob but when Bob spent six hours on podcast shitting on me and then he calls me he's like hey buddy just wanted to chat I don't want to chat with you I want you to get your head out of this fucking shit chamber Gina can we still be friends after this Oh, we're Bill's Mafia, baby. All right, that's the hell.

Now you're talking. So this I thought was actually a pretty funny goof on Gino on this one. He's like, remember the guy you said the unknown comic? He used to wear a bag over his head. I remember that guy, yeah. Yeah, that's Gino, except he doesn't have a bag over his head. He's a fucking unknown comic. It's a pretty good joke.

It's not bad. Dude, I've said this to the boss. I've said this to the boss. Like, I will watch his show and it's 30 minutes of shitting. Like, I'll sit there and watch the Thursday show, the boss. Like, if we're busy, me and Keanu will come back to our place. Fucking sit, drink wine and watch it. And he'll be shitting off both of us, and we're laughing hysterically.

I have no problem with that. You know what I mean? But it's the fact that he believes the other bullshit outside of this comedy. So after that, I have too many clips, so I didn't clip it. But Alice goes on to explain, she saw Chad Zumak host a comedy show. They're like, he wasn't the feature? Like, no, no, he was the host. And he lied about someone pulling a knife on him.

And she calls Chad out. for being a liar. So I'm sure that Kevin and Bob enjoyed that part too. That's not the reason why they brought her on. But I just thought it was funny. It's like, anyone you bring on this shit on Gina, they're like, by the way, chance you buys a piece of shit. Like, okay.

Just came up randomly as it usually does. I want to head back to the other episode I was checking out. And this is Kevin, because we talked about how he doesn't have a show format. And it's detrimental to him. Like, you need to have something because it's just, there's no prep involved. It's a very lazy show. And Kevin, I like you. You're funny, but this show is very low effort.

Yeah. You bring out people and nothing going out. I'll tell you something. When he does the solo shows and he hasn't done in a while, because here's another thing about Kevin, you have to realize. And Keanu pointed this out of Kensington. It's like, as much as they shit on fucking Chrissy and everything,

they're literally doing these live shows now because they saw how it worked for Chris. Like, oh, do the line ones. And then we'll get these super chats. And they're learning from her, but they're shitting on it. I learned from stuttering John. That's how you taught me about Super Chats.

But he doesn't, like, he doesn't do what he used to do. And he used to every Monday, do the solo show where he would just sit there and talk into his mic. And I'm telling you, I would go to bed listening to it. And look, I'll compliment Kevin again. I would wake up because I'm laughing. It's just the miserable things he's saying. And it's just comedic genius.

Do his solo shows? Do he look like this? Hey, look at me. I'm Kevin Brennan. I'm too close to my camera. So funny. All right. So this is his idea for a new show format.

And I say you should really take this and run with it, Kevin. He's talking about your girlfriend, Keanu here. You know what I'm going to do? You guys do this stuttering, John. I'm going to sign up to Cano's only fan. And every week I'm going to go over one of her pictures. Okay. That will help.

That would help her thing. Like, I'm telling you. Of course. I'm here for all. He wants to review your girlfriend's only fans, which he calls her Boney fans, which I happen to know. You guys both get a kick out of that because I heard you guys joking about that. You know that's hysterical. That's all we say.

You know, it's like, how's your Boney fans do it, baby? That's, it's hysterical. So there was a brand new Miserylouye Loves Company this week. And what they do is they do these shows live to get the Super Chats like you mentioned. And then they take them down. and then they put them up on their Patreon. Well, usually they put them up the next day. The one from this week, they didn't put up until last night at 11.30.

Well, I think I have the answer for that. I think I might have the answer. That's the best well I've ever heard. Because this is an episode that's taped in the afternoon. Not even like late afternoon, just afternoon. And Chad is rip-roaring drunk. this is how I'm going to break down

this whole episode at some point because like I said this just came out last night late last night so I just skimmed it real quick

but this is a fun little clip of them introducing Chad who much like Gito doesn't have his mic hooked up correctly yeah I apologize

so good and I said yeah well people do a lot super chat you can't you can't read right

you can't keep up hold on Paul Linz here what the fuck are you wearing I love that it's time for the Uncle Rico show. It's time for the Uncle Rico show.

You're not going through. Your mic's not hooked up, buddy. I thought it is. So what did your son have on a shoe again, Kevin? Piece of Chad. Make sure your input is the Scarlet. Hey, Chad, are you super drunk today? Adam, where do I need to go?

Yes, Adam. Okay, hold on. Look, let me point something out, and I'm sorry that, that, look, I'm sorry that whenever I see shit like this, I'm not an alcoholic. I'm sorry that when I go eight months without drinking, when I can't drink during the like the jaw surgery stuff, I'm not upset. And I know I never, there's never been a time when I wanted to sit alone in my apartment and get hammered on vodka. No. That's bad. And then go on the internet and then go out the internet when you know there's all these shows that are looking for.

any material to rip on you for. This is the same thing Stuttering John does he kick out of his own way. It's like, stop doing a show where you get drunk during and the internet won't be devoting entire subredits to how horrible you are what you're doing.

And Chad's doing the exact same thing. And I have multiple examples that Chad is actually he stole Stuttering John's playbook of all the things he's stealing. That's the one thing I would have told him to just leave behind. But he is going full on Stuttering John, which will find out. But here's another quick clip that I just,

when I was scanning through. I swear he got dropped the needle anywhere in this episode. this is going to be this is going to be some shit I grabbed the wrong way give me una momentum por favor that Coomia doesn't get

a Gino on Rogan just shit goes to show what he really thinks of Gino so they're trying to explain here that Coomia is the booking agent for Joe Rogan just get Gino on or anyone else or Chrissy or whoever

just gonna go on Joe about that I would never one time one time I fucking asked the boss and I would never asking for that. One time I asked the boss when my ex-Aren was

still working his show and he was getting really fed up with me, I went up to the boss, I'm like, look, I never asked you for anything. Please get Aaron on Rogan. It'll make him a lot happier. And he's like, and he literally said, he's like, dude, he's like, when he texts, like, when he asked me about guys to put on, I can give him a thing, but he's like, I never pitched

guy. I know, but I'm like, you gotta get fucking burgh on. You got to. Yeah. But it's like, yeah. I like that. Joe Rogan has like, like astrophysicists on and coming up next, Gino Bisconti. Like, and they're trying to act like this is because Anthony doesn't like Gino. There's what they're trying to say. It's not as if it's just like a ridiculous. Anyway, I'm not saying you're working on Rogan someday, Gene. I'm sure you will.

But also, the only reason I work at Caliphon media is because Anthony loves me and we're drinking butt. Correct. You know what I mean? All right. Let's, let's watch a little more of this. Because if it was so tight, wouldn't he help him get on fucking Rogan? But Gina would have nothing to say because he's a fucking, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a tired hack. That's all. And that's a compliment. That's a nice thing I can ever say.

You have nothing to say. You have nothing to say. By the way, no one's ever said Gina would have nothing to say. That's the last thing that I would accuse Gino. Yeah, this fucking mute over here just got nothing out of his mind.

Ever. Thanks, Carl. Wait a minute. I literally, I literally had to coach Gino before the show started. There's a lot to get to. Shut up. We know your side.

It's a tired hack. That's all. Chrissy Mayor wants is get on Rogan that he's using. That's all anybody wants, Chin. I love it. That's like a thing. Like, what an asshole. She's an entertainer.

She wants to get on Joe Rogan. What a dick. By the way, I love that Ray DeVito is such dead weight. He doesn't even have anything to add. No. He is. Ray DeVito should be called screeching hall. I was watching this fucking show.

Yeah. And I love, look, and again, I hate that he hates me, but I love Brenner goes. He was like, Gene. in here? At this point, the only reason I'm doing this is because Gino hates Shad and Ray. He just shits on them. You know, like, I think he likes me better than either of those two. Probably when the dust settles, because right now, this show is devoted to Gino Bisconti. You would think that you are the biggest celebrity of the world. Just based on every episode I watched of this, it was like, Gino, Gino, Gino.

Like, holy shit, these guys are paying a lot of attention to a guy. They claim no one knows. I love people like, yeah, Kevin broke Gino. I think I think I broke. heaven. He's on, he's on a constant loop. Now, you're right. You're right about that. So then it goes on. They're talking to Chad

about his credit card thing, and Chad literally starts throwing multiple credit cards at the camera. He's making it rain with credit cards. Where did he get that? Where did he get that? I mean, honestly, I have very good credit. I don't own that many credit cards, but most people don't. So I don't know why he had

so many credit. Oh, Gino's going to do a little show until I have a feeling. He just got up. Oh, how innocent I the truly real Carl was back then. But just like his skin tone, eventually Kevin's behavior became beyond the pale. Listen to how the former Burning Bridges host burned another bridge. Enjoy. Speaking of ladies, let's talk about Karen Brennan.

Because Karen Brennan, for whatever reason on Wednesday on Mizoglo's company, tried to ruin my show. Now, we've been talking about this for a while, very excited that Suthering John and myself, one v1 debate. We got to talk a little bit on Mizzillo's company a month ago, but this was going to be just him and me, and he said he was doing research on me, and he's got all these questions, he's going to expose me and my hypocrisies. You know, he's a hypocrisy police over there.

It's one of his jobs. People were looking forward to this. They're looking forward to this debate that we are going to have. Well, for some reason, and not just some. I know exactly why Karen did this and we'll get into it. But Karen decided to, you're trolling me on my own show. Tooke. No. Just making sure people

know I'm hitting points. Okay. Exactly. All right. So this is Karen Brennan trying to actively ruin my show. I need your advice here. I don't like people talking shit behind your back and then be like, and then Carl's going to act like he's your best pal when you do this fucking show. And that's why. You tell me, should I do this or not? No. Fuck no.

All right. Then I'm not. doing it. What is he paying you? We're just going to split the stupid. This is the thing about Karen. I can't believe that's where his head goes. What's Carl paying you? What difference does it make to you? Why do you care? It's nothing.

I know why he's mad because he paid John $3,000. He way overpaid for John because now everyone's getting John. John's so overexposed now. He's everywhere. And so Kevin's going, why the fuck did I shut out $3,000 for this asshole? It was on every fucking stream now. Yep. John was the worst NFT ever. Yes. It's a bad investment.

You're right. But even at the beginning of that clip, Karen says, oh, I hate that he'll talk behind your back and then pretend he's your best friend when he's on your show. That's exactly what Kevin is doing right now. He always calls John a buffoon when he isn't on.

Why isn't the hypocrisy police calling him out on that? That's a very good point. That's a very good point because I didn't understand this thing where Karen's decided that was going to be his best friend when we got on a show together. I don't know why he thought that. I don't know why he thinks that. Doesn't make any fucking sense.

Yeah, a guy who's self-immittantly doesn't have friends. He doesn't even like friends. Yeah, he doesn't. Yeah, do I have to give a guy a rusty trombone? Jesus. You've already heard from Joey C and a bunch of other people. This is all a big Bob and Snoke. Bob and a D.

Wait, you're taking the council of Joey C. No, but. So if it is, I won't fucking do it because I don't need it. No, say you need a guarantee of a thousand and then and then he can have what's left over because. So no. Karen is actively trying to take money out of my pocket for some reason. I don't know how that helps him in any single way.

And the reason why I'm playing these clips to set this up, because we are going to show that Karen's decided to completely rewrite history. A day later, he comes back and changes this entire thing, how everything went down. So we're watching this right now. Thank you drunk on cringe for putting this together. We're watching what happened. John comes on his show. This is an hour before we're supposed to start a show.

And by the way, Karen, the reason why we were doing our show at 6 p.m. Eastern, was because I didn't want to compete with Miserylil's company. So we wanted to do it after your show, and we had it all planned out at 5 o'clock an hour before the show. John pops out, and I'm prepping for the show. I have no idea what's going on. I just have Miserylilis County in the background. And all of a sudden I see John pop up,

and John's like, should I do this show? And Kevin was like, no, definitely now. I'm like, what the fuck? The fuck is going on right now. Because Carl's going to lie to he's going to say YouTube and Apple, everybody's taking their cut, and this is all that's left over. All right. Now Kevin has decided I'm going to lie to stuttering John.

That's a weird thing to say, too. Why do you make up that I'm going to lie to stuttering John about how much money we made? I showed him all of the accounting after we got to think. Thankfully, this actually did not up happening. I want to thank Alex Stein, I think, for help me. So first he's like, don't do the show. If you do the show, get more money. And just so you know, Carl's going to rip you off.

Yeah. And the fact that-tifecta. The fact that Karen thinks that I'm going to rip him off makes me think that maybe KB is a liar. and lies about shit because why else would you think that unless that's something that you would do? And listen, I'm sorry, Karen, that your pilot didn't get picked up. I actually thought it was pretty good. I watched it.

It wasn't bad. But now you're in my world, KB. Now we're on the same level. And the fact that you think you know me or know anything about me that I'd be dishonest with John, I make enough fucking money. I don't need to steal from stuttering John. I'm good. That's what anybody would do.

That's what anybody would do. Well, be quite honest. I'd rather watch Yankees of Mets. Adam, what should he do? Adam, what should he do? Please, Adam. Yeah, I think the guarantee's a good idea. All right. This is fucking insane. So, John then blocks me on Twitter.

Well, we were DMing, setting this up. As I'm watching this happen, he goes on and writes, all right, I'm not doing the show, and then blocks me, so I can't even respond to him. He's doing this while he's on the show. He tells Kevin, all right, I blocked him. I'm done with this. And then he leaves.

So I am screaming at them to send me the link. I email Adam, like, please send me the link. They decide to let me on the show. And I know it gets confusing when I'm playing clips of me. So I'll just tell you right now that this is me from this past Wednesday right before we are supposed to go on with Suttering John on the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel. Play the clip.

That was fucking. No, no, I didn't know. I didn't know he's going to really literally take my advice. I know what I said, but it's not true. No, he's using it as an excuse to say, oh, look, Kevin told me not to do it. I'm gonna have them on. Don't shit on him for a week. Just, just get on him. He didn't shit on him. He didn't shit on him. He didn't shit on them.

Carl's been doing it for years. I've enjoyed it. He was interviewing this fucking, this Lisa Jordan is a fucking loser. And you act like he's a loser. She's a fucking gigantic loser. She doesn't fuck anybody. She's like, like, I'm watching a clip. And you guys are right. Like, I don't, women ever come from intercourse. It's like, it's like, she's a loser. She's, she's trying to.

Andy Dick or whatever the fuck. And then you guys act like he's just leave John alone until he fucking goes back to school and then shit on him again. Karen is scrambling right here. All of a sudden we're talking about how Elisa Jordana is a loser. What does it do with anything? I just watch you on the show tell John to take more of my money and to not do the show. And he's going, well, yeah, but Carl, Elisa Jordana, because what happened was I posted a clip

from our podcast that we had done the previous weekend where we made fun of John interviewing at Lisa Jordana trying to be Howard Stern and not pulling it off at all. And Kevin's whole point is, and I don't know why he thinks this, that I shouldn't have posted that video because I had an interview with John later that day. I don't understand how those two things connect in Karen's mind because John is doing a show called hypocrisy police on a daily basis calling me out for everything. This is what's going on right now. But I was just to be nice to John for seven days before we just show.

Until he goes back to school. So I'm sorry. That was me live again just now. Now I'm going to go back to the clip. I know this is confusing, but this is back to me on MLC. I don't understand. You guys can't do anything else but stuttering John.

We have a lot of stuff. How about Stansel? Julie was covering me yesterday I saw, which is sad, really. Sorry, but I'll take the news. We ran out of material. Yeah, I know. So, Kevin, I'm sorry

I'm not running my show the way that I'm supposed to. I didn't realize I had to run things through you first to figure out how to do my own fucking show over here. John and I have been building up to this. He's been talking shit about me. He's got his hypocrisy police show. He goes on and rags on me nonstop. I'm ragging on him.

We're going to do a show together. One-on-one debate. My producer's not here. No one else is in this house right now. It's just going to be me and him. And all of a sudden you guys are filling him with all this fucking shit. Oh, it's going to be this whole thing. They're all going to gang up on him.

That was never the case. That was never the case. He said, deep research on me. You guys are fucking making shit up and telling him the shit and giving him an out. It's fucked up. What were you going to pay on? What are you going to pay on one? It's one-on-one.

It's a talk about the pay. Yeah, that's the other fucking thing, too. Thanks for, we already negotiated a deal, John. Exactly. And then you're going in there and going, by the way, an hour before the show, oh, you've got to renegotiate that deal, John. You're taking money out of my pocket? Why, KB?

What the fuck? I know you're pissed. You paid him $3,000, but I think I did a pretty good job for you on that episode. I made it interesting because after I left, you guys had nothing to fucking talk about. It's impressive that you got all that in. Well, KB is a deer in headlights. Yeah. Like you said, he's scrambling.

Yeah. He's trying to deflect. He's trying to deflect. Now, there's been a lot of speculation. that Karen really was just fucking around, and John's just so stupid. All right, I don't have to reiterate anything. I kind of made my points there.

The other thing that happened, and this is really the crux of it, aside from the fact that he paid $3,000 for John, and he's pissed about that, he's got some buyer's remorse on that front. Aside from that, I went on Shully Show that morning, Wednesday morning, and I went on there to promote this show.

I know KB doesn't realize this, but the BS show is doing very good numbers. now. I can talk to, I think there was 4,000 views by that afternoon of my appearance on Shulie's show, promoting the show that I'm doing live, trying to get as many eyeballs as possible. So I explained to KB that I was on there to promote the show. And I think that KB's just mad because he doesn't like Shully. So he's mad at me, even though Bob who's out, who's the fucking B and BS is sitting right next to him, but he's mad at me for going on that show. It's insane. He was friends with you first. I know. Is that?

It's the common factor, Carl. They all want to be your friend. I don't think all of them. I don't think Karen wants to be my friend anymore. I think he does. Rochester, you're going to your job. Shulie sucks. I don't know why you do his fucking show,

but I feel like you guys are all in cahoots, and I'm sick of it. I'm promoting my show, Kevin. There's over a thousand people watching live to that this morning. I'm promoting this big show. If you're not on, it gets 400 people. It doesn't matter. I'm promoting the fucking show.

show on their show and KB. I'll tell you this, Chad Subbot goes, KB doesn't have a personality. I go, it's because he doesn't want to talk to you, Chad. I had your fucking back on that show. And meanwhile, you're going out here and telling Suthering John, he should take more of my money and not even do the show. And go watch the Yankees team. The Yankees fucking suck,

John. They're not making the playoffs this year. Get over it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, John, I changed my mind. Do the show. But still get a guarantee. John's like, I could only do an hour because I got to watch the Yankees' Mets game, which is fine. I'm a sports fan. I mean, it's baseball. There's 162 games, you can miss the first few winnings.

But okay, whatever. That's what he wants to do. So because of what I just did there, I said the Yankees aren't going to make the playoffs. They're in last place. It's a tough division. But anyway, not the point. The point is, John wants to bet me whether or not the Yankees are going to make the playoffs now. He wants to get a $100 bet going on whether the Yankees are going to $100?

Yeah. It's three figures. It's so fucking stupid. Let's get into the next day. Karen is doing, I guess, damage control here because he knows the way he came off. Not good. Not good at all.

So thankfully, Bob Levy for Life calls him out with a super chat. So this is now fast forward. Oh, I should mention, so what happens after this? John blocks me, says he's not going to do the show. And I start sending out links to people because I'm going to do a show

where we talk about how John is a pussy in bailed. Because I don't know what else to do. I've been promoting this. And so I text John and I say, John, you're being a pussy. Come on the show or something like that. So then John texts me back and goes, okay, I'll be there. I was like, well, holy shit, that's amazing.

And he did show up. And we did do the show. And it is up on our Patreon. Alex Stein told me that he called John. He was watching this. He called John. He said, John, you have to do Carl's show. So thank you, Alex Stein for doing that.

So the show did end up happening. So everything worked out, despite Kevin Brennan. Because KB was definitely trying to sabotage it. He did everything he could to sabotage this. And so this is Bob Levy for Life calling him out. Bobby for Life. Oh, wow. 2799 Canadian.

Hatred is like drinking poison and then waiting for it to kill your enemy. Hatred is like drinking. Mike, can you shut the fuck up? Hatred is like drinking poison and then waiting for it to kill your enemy. Congrats, KB. You've turned into what you claim shilly is. Never take food off another man's table, period. punk move.

First of all, first of all, I did more for that piece of shit show by doing what I did than anything else they could have done, probably for life. So go fuck yourself with all due respect. You think Carl coming on my show and John coming on my show didn't help their show? You fucking Maroon.

And what is Carl's show? Doesn't Carl watch clips of other podcasts and then comment on them? That's all I did. I watched Carl's show. a clip of Carl's show that Carl put out. It wasn't put out by somebody else. Carl's dumb enough.

The day of his big interview, he puts out a clip of him shitting on Stuttering John. I thought it was an odd choice. So I said, that's really stupid for Stuttering John, from the shit on Stuttering John the day of the big interview. Is it? Is that stupid? Oh, you fucked with his money.

I didn't touch his money. He made more money because of me. To everybody do. John wasn't going to come on your show so you guys could be friends and talk sports. Correct. Why wouldn't I put out a video shitting on John leading up to our debate that we're going to have? He's insane. Could you imagine a presidential debate?

Trump's talking all good about Joe Biden for a week leading up to it? He's actually doing a swell job, this guy. Yeah. I think he should get reelected. He's pretty good. Tyson and Holyfield having lunch that Saturday afternoon. What is Carrott talking about? This is retarded.

And he's blatantly lying. He's blatantly lying. So now he's going, all I do is coming on a clip. We just played it. You told John not to do my show. And then he said, if you do do a show, make sure you get $1,000 up front. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And Tuki would like to say, whoever is in charge of inflating Mike Bouchetti, please stop. He's at the maximum PSI. He's going to explode. Yeah. I know. Mike Bucetti is not looking great. He's not in the best shape of his life like John is. He's not long for this world.

He's not long for this world. Like, you know, John's in peak physical form right now as he's claimed. Mike Bichetti, not so much. so that's too bad. All right. So this is all my fault somehow. I love the way he's spinning this. He made the show even better.

This all happened despite him trying to sabotage it and not always trying to pretend that, oh, no, no, no, no, because I told John not to do it, that's why all the people watched the show. We had three times the number of live viewers that KB gets on these shows. So he can't say that he got all these people. We had a lot of people anticipating the show excited for it,

which is why other people are kind of pissed There's a lot of FKB going on in the chat lately because he tried to fucking ruin this thing that people wanted to see. People were excited about it. The point is Carl's whole show is watching other people's shows and commenting on them, usually condescendingly. So again, Carl should have waited to put out the clip. I wasn't looking for a clip. I sat down to eat my chicken cordon blue and all of a sudden this clip comes off. Bob had texted me that they were doing a show today.

So I'm like, that's odd that he would put out. And I looked at the time and he had been out for like four hours. So it was released that day. And I'm like, if this is your big fucking Richard Nixon, David Frost interview, maybe you should keep your fucking clips to yourself about how your shit is Mike. Mike, shut the fuck up. If you're going to shit on stuttering John, why don't you wait until the interview's over and then put out the clips? So somebody like me, and I wasn't fucking with his money.

I was literally saying, John, you should get a guaranteed money. Yeah. Because Carl's going to play you, just like Chad played you, just like Shulie played you. So I would get guaranteed money. I wouldn't trust them. Charles's probably going to lie about how much they made. But the fact of the matter is, Carl's an idiot for putting out a clip where he's shitting on Stutter John. When he couldn't, when he's doing an interview with Lisa Jordana.

Lisa Jordana is a fucking clown if that's her name. We had it on. She was like the worst guess we ever had. But of course, Carl has the shit on stuttering, John, because he's a hack. And then I just commented on it. I'm not allowed to comment on it. You didn't just comment on it. I love that.

Only Karen thinks that I'm, it is my fault. I fucked something up. He's the only person who thinks of this. And you can tell he doesn't even believe it because he's making up wise. He's making up wise about what he said, what happened. This is gaslighting, by the way, John. Yes, this is what gaslighting is, correct. Yeah, the whole money thing pisses me off because it's based on this is nothing.

Right. I used to be a partner at a multi-million dollar company. I'm not a guy who's looking to make an extra $300 off of Stuttering John. I don't give a fuck about that. I'd much rather have round two with Stuttering John. And we'll get into all that shit when we talk about Suttery John in a little bit because that's another annoying thing. Working with John is not easy. It's not an easy thing.

I'm trying, though. I'm trying my best. So now the other thing that KB is doing here is now he's trying to say. So he tuned in to the show and he saw, the portion where I grabbed my acoustic guitar to try to figure out this amazing song that John had written about Patrick Melton. And so now KB is going to spin this

that the entire show was just us being best pales. So far the only thing he's done right is telling Mike to shut the fuck up. Oh, I know. Just want to point out. And Mike Boshetti, if you're shaped like that, why is the camera pointed at your stomach? Why wouldn't he point the camera up in his face?

Like, look at the way I'm framed right now. I am not a skinny man. Yeah, but... But the way I'm framed, you don't know that. Mike's body language says, I don't want to get up to adjust the camera. It's insane. No.

It's insane. The disproportionate size of his head... All right. This isn't about... He's a sack puppet. This isn't about my machete. If Mike Wachetti had Tuckie's voice, he'd be the biggest star on the internet.

Wow! Like Trish. So I comment on it, and that Carl gets all mad. What are you doing commenting on a clip? That's your whole show, you hack. And I did you a fucking favor. You know how I know he's lying?

He keeps repeating it over and over again. Like you said, this is what gaslighting is. He goes, all I did was comment on a video that I saw. That's what you do. That's not all you did. You know that for a fact. Everyone on the show, except for Mike Boucher who's out of it knows that. I mean, obviously Bob knows that.

Adam knows that. This is some Zoom-O-M-level shit. I promoted your show like Don King style. You fucking hack! And then, like I predicted, it would be all, they started playing guitar together. They pulled their guitars and they were playing. I remember Richard Nixon and fucking David Frost. Didn't they play harmonica together?

You fucking hacks! And someone pointed this out to me, which is very true. KB always comes in hot on his own show. He's pissed at Bob Levy or whatever it is. He comes in hot. But at the end of the show, everything's calmed down. So I was trying to do something with John, where we hash things out. We had the debate.

And then I said, okay, let's find some common ground. And actually what Kevin obviously doesn't understand is that I was goofing on John for writing the shittiest song I've ever heard in my life. A child would come up with this. He's trying to goof on Patrick Melton, who's over 300 pounds. And KB, this is why I pulled out the guitar, was to goof on John for coming up with this fucking song. I'd come up with original ideas all the time.

I write songs all the time. And I love the setup too He's talking about how The dues payer doesn't do anything original This guy does all sorts of original things Like strum a C chord Into a G chord and then miss the D By a mile

Fatty Patty Patty Patty Patty Why do you eat so fucking much It sounds, that guy who's playing hot for teachers, the greatest guitarist of the world. Oh, yeah.

Compared to what I just heard. He's missing all those chords. Okay. This is an Atlantic Records recording artist. Correct. I don't know if you know this, but he wants open for Ted Nugent. Wow. I bet after the concert Ted's like, hey, show me that lick again, John.

Yeah. How do you do that? See to a what? Oh, I should point out, too, because John still was claiming he's a better guitarist than I am, which is absurd after watching this especially. So I went ahead and asked him a very simple. question. Anyone who played guitar as long as he has, one of the four notes in a G major seven,

John stared at his frontboard, started fingering a G7, which is a different chord than what I asked him, and then tried to figure out, it's like, uh, G, like,

well, that's one of them. Yeah, uh, D, correct. Seven. Well,

if he would have said seven, it would be, B, and then he said F. I go, well, that's wrong. It's an F sharp.

But, what, oh, huh? It's a fucking joke. That's not the point. Right. God damn.

Why am I talking about that again? The point is, looking at how bad this is, KB. Yeah, let's get back to one of his original ideas. Do you see why I brought my guitar down here and pulled it out was to goof on this? Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty. Patty. And aside from the guitar playing, that melody, that's like someone you would sing to a dog around your house because you're bored. Yes.

But he's geniusly rhyming fatty with Patty. No, that part's amazing. You're right. That's the part that's amazing. But ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba. That's not a good melody, John. It's not impressed. Why do you eat so fucking much?

I thought I was going to continue. Well, I'm the mama Mac Davis here. See, deuce payer, I can come up with things like that. He's proud of himself I know only John would brag after that He's proud of himself for that His talents are endless It gets even crazier, Tuki

Because he's like, you know what? I want to do that again. That was so good. Let me grab my guitar And do that again. Encore! Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty.

Why are you such a fat fuck? What was that last chord? E minor. I think I proved my point. Yeah, you certainly did. I have a little acoustic guitar here, and I can come up with something like that. Bam!

What I called? Eucalele? Is that insane? He's taking a victory lap after singing Faddy-Patti and hitting the guitar is not in tune, he's not playing the chords correctly, and he's taking a victory lap after that.

Meanwhile, if Shuley's actually watching this, he's in danger of dying of, laugh. Yes. Now, after we just saw him run through this twice, 10 minutes later, he goes, wait, what was that song I was just singing? He's going to record this, it's going to be on this new album, I think. I forgot the lyrics. Oh, fatty, Patty. I got to remember that. Well, I'll just play it back. Because that's, I like that.

Fatty, Patty. Patty. He goes, we're watching. We're watching. We're watching. watching the process. He goes, oh, my gosh, that was an amazing song I just came up with. I got to try to remember that. Oh, I can watch back and relearn the song that way. I wonder if he did go back and went, oh, Jesus. I thought that was good.

The fuck was I thinking. Don't forget the line, why do you eat so fucking much? Yeah, that was good. That's really funny stuff. He's amazing. It's fantastic. Well, who are you guys to speak? You don't even have words on your songs.

God is there. It's not that easy. Damn it, Tuki. You got me again. the thing about not having a singer or words is that you have to play guitar licks the whole fucking time because that's the only thing that's going on. Oh, okay.

Point that out. Tuki does that know. Now, because KB told John not to go on the show and John blocked me and said he wasn't going to go on the show, I start sending out links to the video to Shulie and Bob who I talked to that morning about it. I sent a link to Cardiff. I think I said a link to Tuki.

because of that, when John left the stream to go watch the Yankees game, those guys popped on to talk about it. And let's see what Karen's take is on that. And then as soon as the interview is over, all those boyfriends show up, and they're like, Shulie and Cardiff, they're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, Carl, you were great. You were, you play guitar way better than John.

You won that round. The way you were strumming, that was incredible, Carl. You're a winner, Carl. Mike, what do you think? And that Carl's not going to be on my show anymore? What will I do? What will I ever do? Well, you can get Mike Boshetti, so that's cool.

You should be fine. He sounds very upset right now, doesn't he? A little. He seems a little bit upset about this. Karen is making up this new narrative that he helped the show, and then John came on and we played acoustic guitars together, and then Shulian Cardiff came on and said I'm the best guitarist. None of this happened, obviously.

Mm-hmm. And all I said, all I said, the BS show because Bob goes, you want to come on MLC today. This was on Thursday after he tried to sabotage the show. I go, no, I'm good. I don't think I need to go on that show. That's all I said. And now K.B. is sitting there going, well, I don't need Carl.

I can get Mike Bichetti and Jim Stansel. I'm good. All right. If you say so, let's get Mike Bichetti's take on all of this. He's obviously paying attention and following along with this. Can't wait to see what he thinks. No, but Kevin, chicken cold on blue. I remember we were eating chicken.

that's what you took on the whole fucking thing, chicken cord on blue? Chicken cord on blue. You have ostrichagic and baked to last you wouldn't? Chicken cord on blue, Mike. The only thing Mike heard was the food that Kevin was eating while he was watching the video.

The start listening. The only thing he heard was food. He's just like, let's go back to talking about food, K.B. That's what he was trying. trying to interrupt him for. Yes, remember? Yeah. He was,

he's like, Chicken cord on blue. I love that. Yay! Yes, and at the end of this episode, he asked Kevin if he could leave early because he wanted to go eat dinner. Yes.

Yes. So, KB, I'm not saying to me on your show, but you might need better guests than a guy who just... He accepts all cookies. Focuses in on chicken cordon blue to everything that's going on.

And now, Karen is going to start calling me a piazza. Oh, boy. Now, now I'm the piazza. Where's the right? Because John was right in the first place. Carl is a little bit, you know, Carl came in so mad yesterday on my show,

he wasn't even slurping beer. That's how he knew he was mad. No sips for Carl. That is how I. No sipping for Carl. No sipping for Carl. That's how mad he was at me. He's like, I'm not even going to take a time to slurp on my brew.

Sick burn. Wait until he hears what color your pool table is. Don't tell him. He also, I also don't have any kids. So all signs point to Piazza. Here's more, here's more lying. And this shows that Kevin knows he's lying because he just keeps repeating the same lies over and over again.

Adam, what's Carl's show? Who are these pods? No, but what does he do on his show? Well, he watches other people's podcasts, and he breaks them down. And he comments on him, right? And he makes mirth. Right, any comments on him, right? Yeah, 100%.

sense, very transformative. Didn't I do that? And that's what I did with his clip. I said, I watched it, and then I commented on it on my show. That's basically Carl's fucking formula for success. People are mad at me, and then John came on, and then John came on, and then Carl came on, and then Carl came on, and they got a lot of publicity from it, and then everything worked out, but then Carl's still acting like he's mad.

Carl, I'll say you're like, we can play guitar together. We'll work it out. We can't work it out. We can't work it out. Like the Beatles song. Yeah, I know that song. This, again, Zumach style. Yeah.

He spent a little too much time with Zumach because of me, I was, I was bleeding for this show. Right. I stole those credit cards. People would watch Miserylose Company. That's why I stole the credit cards. That's why I got to a fight at the bar. The lie about the fight, yeah. I was trying to help you out.

KB's like, I told John to take more of your money and not do the show. Because I was trying to help you out, Carl. Yeah. You're welcome, Carl. Yeah, I know you're mad at me. And this lying is not going to work because it just happened yesterday. Yeah. It's just, I can't believe he's going to get away with this. Because I'm watching this.

Everyone in the chest is like, FKB, what's he talking about? He wasn't just commenting on a clip. He's just fucking lying. And he continues. I don't know. Tuki's starting to believe. Maybe you did this to yourself, Carl. Oh, he has like two or three shows that did.

No, but that's his whole thing. He watches clips, and that's what I did. I watched a clip of his show. I comment, and that's exactly what his show is. Except we didn't play the clip here. I just went from memory. Okay. So he's just repeating this over and over and over again.

Mm-hmm. Because that's how he was going to get this narrative built that he isn't an asshole and didn't try to ruin the show and didn't try to take money out of my pocket. No, none of those things. He was just doing what I do, just commenting on a clip. No, notice how he never is bringing up how he literally, literally, like you can say the word literally,

told John not to do your show and hold out for more money after you already had a negotiation. Right. And listen, Bob Levy, you know, he doesn't have to stick up for me, but he could have said at one point. That's not true, KB. Right. You told John not to do the show. Actually, I think he did say it at one point. I was going to say he was muttering something, but someone was a bit louder than him. That's true. And so KB's strategy here is just to keep yelling the same lie over and over again, and at least at Jordana and just bring up all these non-sequiters that have nothing to do with anything, and he's also trying to really push this guitar narrative, that this show that I did was stuttering John, where we were screaming at each other at certain points, was just a kumbaya

around the campfire. Using me, John came on, then Carl came on, pretending to be mad, not sipping a beer, that's how he was mad. And then all of a sudden, they get all this publicity for their fucking six o'clock show where they're strumming guitars like Simon and Garfunkel. But it almost didn't happen. I mean, John was looking for any way to back. Thank you, Bob.

Thank you. I appreciate you being there and saying that because Karen just pretending that this is all at work and that he helped us out and we all planned this all along. It's nonsense. Any way to back out. That he wasn't. He just wanted money. He wanted money.

He already made the deal with Carl. What? So it was a shit deal. You can't. You can't. How do you know he wasn't getting played? Like when Chad and you guys were all playing Carl, I mean, John on that, uh, fateful Friday afternoon.

It wasn't a shit deal. I'll say this. John left the show. I did another hour because I read through all the Super Chats. Cardiff was with me, Shulie and Bob were on there. And Super Chats continued to come in, and I still split all of the money with John. In fact, he got more than 50% of the money that I made from that show. And we did it on my channel because I have more subs and we got a lot of eyeballs on it.

It's behind a paywall. It already has 14,000 views. So this was not a shit deal. This was a good deal. John can't make that much money on his own. I helped him out. It was a shit deal to Kevin, but it seemed to be okay for John. Right.

And then Kevin, Kevin just, I believe that Kevin started it as a joke. But John, being the pea brain that he is, started to realize, oh, maybe Kevin's right. And Kevin saw, oh, shit, I got a real dummy on the line. Let me just see how far I could take this. I'm pissed off that I paid $3,000. Let me see if I could get Carl to pay $3,000. I'm 100% with you, too. you're not Tuki Carl

Thank you, Tuki. Let me just play this last clip here because there's some misconceptions and people are claiming things that are just not true at all and so I need to clear this up. Not sure what fuck KB is about, but nothing lame than Carl claiming channel

strikes or acts of violence. What a piazza. Yeah, Carl has a lot of... Look, if you're making a living off of this, it is pretty fucked up to do. It really is to get somebody's channel taken down. I don't believe in that shit. Who's taking channels down?

John was trying to take his channel down. He already got, he was trying to get at least two strikes on or he did. He was using, he was using his content. Also, you can do that. You're allowed to do what he's doing. Okay, so you're allowed to, you're allowed to strike a guy's channel. It's a free country.

I know, but it's not, it's not, what I believe in. Somebody's whole network is basically going after the year when he's, and Carl's talking about John's kids and his family. Not true. This is the thing that I'm pissed off at John. When he tried to get my Patreon taken down,

this is where I make most of my income, this is how I feed myself. When he tried to get my Patreon taken down, it wasn't for copy. Well, it was for copyright strikes one of the times. But the other time was because people were using gamer words in Discord. And we had, at the top tier,

a connection between Discord and Patreon. So John, looking through the terms of service or someone probably tipped him off this, wrote into Patreon and said, this guy is breaking the terms of service. There's gamer words on his Discord that connects to Patreon. Now, KB probably doesn't fucking know this, but a lot of people have lost their Patreon. People who are making a lot more money than I make on Patreon, got to take it down for things that happened outside of Patreon.

Because Patreon decided to start censoring things. There are certain words people use that get them canceled out of life. I don't use them. KB does, because I've seen those clips floating around. I don't use those words. Sumerando, maybe it was Tabbert, but out of those, some rando in our Discord server

is using these words and then John is using that to try to get my Patreon taken down. Do you understand the difference between copyright strikes and trying to have someone's income taken away from them because a Discord server

that did not set up has people in there using words that they don't like or pretending they don't like? That was another thing I talked to John about fucking grow up. Jesus Christ, you think if I, if I police my discord, is that end racism? What if I delete my discord? Is racism all over? Good. Maybe I should do that then, to end racism.

It's worth a shot. No, Tuky. No. I was being sarcastic. Oh. It's not worth a shot. It's stupid. So it's not going to add racism. Words hurt. No, they don't. Sticks and stones. It hurts, dukey. You fucking idiot. You dumb fucking stupid puppet. You dumb piece of shit. You fucking idiot. Words don't hurt. Why are you crying?

Because your words hurt me. This puppet's really a pain in my ass right now. I'm not running a fucking daycare center. All right. So this whole week with Karen, I'm shocked. This was his behavior. And frankly, I don't know. Also from a guy who keeps talking about the Mike Coulta cell phone incident.

Yeah. Like Julie didn't do enough. Like Shulay was supposed to jump across the table and go, Mike Kota, no, what are you doing? This is insane. And he brings up all the time. But this was no big deal. This was just a joke.

Yeah, thank you, Tuky. That's actually a very good point. You're welcome. You like me again. Yeah, Tuky, I wasn't actually mad at you. Yay! That was a bit. But that's a very good point.

Because KB likes to hold on to these things that he's still mad at Shulie because a guy who isn't Shulie gave out his phone number. which was really Chad's fault, if you ask me, because Chad was the one who reached out to Mike Elton before that and even planted the seed of KB. So he gets all upset about that, but then he tries to ruin my show, a show that had more live viewers than anything else I've ever done.

He tried to ruin that, and he's sitting there going, all I did was comment on a clip. I'm just commenting on clips. I was doing what I do what Carl does. I was just commenting on clips. Carl's a fucking idiot. I'm so glad you picked up on the fact that I wanted you to do a impression right there.

Tukki does a very good Kevin Brennan, I have to say. Well, thank you. All right. Ah, yes. 2023. The year of the Kevin Brennan heel turn we all saw coming. I hope you've enjoyed taking a look back at Jerry Banfield's first WATP review and Kevin Brennan's Dabbleverse Origin story.

I the totally real Carl have enjoyed having you. The other totally real Carl will return. and with the rest of the gang on Wednesday. Until then, sleep well every pony. I gotta go. Bye. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay, folks. Guess what?

The episode's over. Jesus, I got to go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye.