Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep766 - Eric The Actor, Jerry Banfield, Opie, Kevin Brennan, Aaron Imholte

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

After another nonsensical story from the 80s delivered by David Lee Roth, we check in on Kevin Brennan. The man is a shell of what he once was. He’s alone and lost and very likely drunk. Adam decided it’s time to go easy on him.  Vinnie and I had a brief quarrel on the Creep Off, Pat Dixon and Bob Levy break it down. Eric the Actor made demands to the Howard Stern Show and their listeners that are almost identical to Stuttering John leaving the Dabbleverse. Aaron Imholte is embarrassed by his own show and missing the goal consistently is really getting to him. He’s very angry with the clip channel So Thorough Joe Burrow, so he lies about what the channel is doing. We show you what’s really happening. After proving he doesn't understand anything that made the Opie and Anthony Show one of the greatest comedy shows of all time, Opie loses his mind on Anthony during a pent-up rant that even takes Ron by surprise. Jerry Banfield is in Dallas for VidSummit, an event full of other online streamers. He doesn’t seem to be interested in networking or learning, he just wants to get recognized. We analyze his latest business model - Jerry is regressing. Megan and Annie join us for a round of “Is It Gay?” and Simon’s “Opie or Burr.” We finish with comments, reviews, and voicemails. WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/BtsDcKH549s  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Megan and Annie will be here for a round of Is it Gay and the Opie or Burr game? We have reviews, comments, voice mails, but first, David Lee Roth is going to tell us a little story about a fun thing that happened in the 80s. And who would remember the 80s better than

Diamond David Lee Roth? Take it away, David. I step out of the helicopters, the 32nd Street Heliport Wednesday night, right after the Liberty Island Festival, right around 1986. The 80s, a short decade because it was up all night, and so was I, allegedly. 32nd Street is...

Wouldn't being up all night make it longer? Why would that be the shortest decade? Late night women, low-down gamblers, midnight ramblers, and me. Remember who I used to dress like with the Prince Valiant haircut and the striped pants and the knee-high boots, and I'm wandering around with a buddy or two. Who did he used to dress like? David Lee Robb, as he was describing right there? Yes, that's a good point.

I don't know who he was trying to me. Not like a regular Joe like now. Right. Yeah, right now. Now he blunds right in. Yeah. And everyone knows who Prince Valiant is. With his whip and his cowboy hat, blunds right in.

There are no taxis. The only cars that are going through is what we call a transit hub. Hey, man, what do you got? What do you got? That's good. Don't be eyeing. If you ain't be buying. Hey, white boy, boom.

and he's pointing at me. We're trying to find a taxi. There are no taxis, and we get lit up. New York City's finest, the cops. Hey, man, who are you? What do you do about here? We're not dressed like anybody else. In fact, I'm never fucking dressed like anybody else, as you can see. And he checks the idea and goes, diamond David Lee rough. Hey, if you carry a gun to work on either side of the bars, you know the sound of the mighty Vanilla. spiritually, emotionally. He's come a long way, hasn't he? Yeah.

So modest. 1986, the guy didn't recognize him until he saw his name. I know, right? What horseshit. Legally, illegally. He says, Dave, we're all fans here. You know what? Jump into the patrol car.

We'll drive you to the hotel that you're at. It's not too far away. And that will beat the shit out of here. I'll introduce you to my friend Billy. We get in the car, he says, you know what? The night sergeant, or however you call him at the time, he's kind of a jerk. Let's do a little prank. You want to play a prank.

Remember, it's 1986. I say, sure. I'm sorry you don't get along with your boss, but can you just take me to the hotel? That was the deal. Well, it is 1986. I guess I have time for one little prank. There's a guy you don't like? It's a cop, right?

Side me up. Yeah, let's go. It's a very important cop. He hands me the handcuffs. True story. I put the handcuffs on, hang on loosely. And when we get to, I believe it was the 13th precinct. I get out and he leads me in and it's Halloween actually in there. It looks like every kind of character from every kind of video of every hip-hop video of every country, Western shootout of the Star Wars bar scene.

Every hip-hop video. No, those are the people that just brought in. Was he making a spook joke? What's going on? Yeah, they're not quite sure about that. Not cool, Dave. Do they really, I guess that's all the people that are, they've been bringing in from the Halloween parties,

being a little too rambunctious. And everybody sees me, well, this is the big time MTV, and everybody recognizes me instantly. Hey, that's that guy. And as we walk through, the place starts getting... Hey, I can't drive 55. What's up?

It's the Red Rocker, everyone. Check it out. He would have started crying. In 1986, that'd be a sort of subject, I would imagine. Quiet, quiet, and the only one who doesn't recognize me is the jerk night sergeant. He looks at me. Evil eye, gets that pop-eye kind of look, says to the two cops who are very straight-faced, playing it perfectly, what do you got here?

and the cops go pin drop silence i don't know sarge we found him wandering around down by 30 second street he says he's just a jibolo and hold it and start wiping we're out that was the punchline what kind of prank is that like okay well what is he in for that's right where do you go from there like two you don't even recognize this guy's famous okay cool Then they pulled one over on me. They held me there for 30 days. Well, yeah. I mean, that would have been a better conclusion to this.

Could you let me out of these cuffs now? Good stuff. Keep uploading these shorts for us. White as teeth ever, sir. Yes. Looking good. David Lee Roth. He looks younger than Kevin Brennan.

It looks better than Kevin Brennan. I'll give him that. Let's get into MLC only because, and I'll tell you why I want to do this, I just love the jingle. That's my net That's my net. That's my net. Kevin Brennan's a little broken, isn't he?

Yeah. I mean, he said you weren't going to show him pay stubs. You're not working. He doesn't want to talk to you. So you showed him the paste stubs. You gave him all the information you needed. Now he still doesn't want to have you on the show, even though, that was the deal. Yeah, he just keeps screaming and yelling and moving the goalpost.

And he's kind of spinning, though. and it's starting to repeat himself. It's starting to get real security. Oh, you've noticed that? You need to start to repeat himself a little bit? Just a little. When I was watching, we'll get to it a minute. When I was watching Bob Levy and Pat Dixon watching the fight,

Vinnie and I had on the creep off, Bob was just like, or maybe it was Pat, just like, Kevin's going to watch this for two and a half hours straight. He's just going to play this over and over and over. Again. Again. Again. So in our first clip here,

I guess he's trying to find out what Roger Daltry up to in this tour because you open for him? Yeah. So was he going to have some kind of gotcha for you? I don't know. He's just defeated because everyone, which has been really great, has been letting him know that you can't just keep moving goalposts and claiming all this stuff. And the tide is starting to turn.

His numbers are really dropping. His health is deteriorating. He won't read any of my super chats anymore. He doesn't even read your super chats. No, because it hurts him. He just talks like a baby and then just kind of mumbled. and then, you know, just goes away. He gets drunk and then he won't stream for two days.

Like, he's in a real free fall, so I'm comfortable. Take it a little step back, but not without a little bit of a victory lap. Because he keeps talking about how he could beat me in a debate now and how if I would just give him whatever it is he wants, I could come on. So he's searching for me all over the internet, just like trying to find me and something, I guess, to embarrass me or I don't know. So it led him hear. Okay. ...that are within the songs and make you hear the songs again for the first time.

Feels like the first time. Oh, that's foreigner. And tonight it's all about just having a laugh, having a good time. There's enough leisure out there in the world. Yeah, I'm doing the same thing, everybody. We're just here to have a good time. A couple of laughs, a couple of yokes.

Let's leave it behind a fucking good night. Then he starts singing. singing. As singers do. So Roger Daltrey, I didn't go to the show. You were obviously there, Anna, for a few of them. So if it's just like Kevin Brennan's show, how many people does he accuse of being a potophile?

Is that what Roger Dahlcher does from the stage? No, no, no, he doesn't. Hey, look at that guy. He looks like he's probably a CP. But it's going to take him two minutes to start putting together what Pete Townsend was accused of and just start going down the line because that's how things work, I guess. I guess. That makes sense.

So the next clip really summarizes what Kevin's show has turned into, especially when he's by himself. Because he's got to find things to watch, for lack of a better term. But first, he has to pre-screen it. Yep. He needs to decide what's safe to watch for his audience. And so it's a lot of dead air. This is real-time MLC. Let me just watch Kevin look at his screens.

So confused. I'm waiting for a tooth To just... Teenage Wasteland. I'm waiting for a tooth to just fall out of his mouth. Give me his update. Teenage Wasteland. Okay.

Cool. Or as the old folks call it. Joke coming? Joke? Oh, he's playing that stupid Neil. Wait, what the fuck just happened? Teenage Wastelanders, the old folks call it.

And then forgot his train of thought. I'll take that out in post. It's like he thinks Dr. Daltry at any second is going to be like, here's Adams pay stubs. No, no, it's shut down. Yeah, I know. What do you think is going to happen? Oh, he's playing that stupid Neil Young song.

I was just complaining about rocking in the free world. I guess he got Neil Young's permission. Oh, he's closing with that. What a hack. What an absolute hack. Roger Daltry, what a hack. Closing with a Neil Young song. No one in that crowd wants to hear that.

Right. That's great. Good stuff, Kevin. You're killing it, buddy. Yeah, here are a lot of people speculating on his worsening drinking problem. Yes. And again, there's no way in hell anyone lives with him. They wouldn't put up with it.

And they would fix it. They'd fix some of these problems that are happening. You know, put a toothbrush on his pillow. Just to remind him, like, before he lay your head down, let's not forget. Use your toothbrush. Remember when he passed out drunk and then woke up in a pile of cookies? Yes. You want us to believe there's someone sleeping next to him while this is going on.

Right. Yeah, his wife's gone. Kids haven't talked to him in a long time. And he's dealing with it well. He's handling it all very good. Jerry Banfield's dealing with his divorce better than Kevin Brennan's been dealing with this. But you were checking out his website, Adam. Yeah.

And I imagine since he's getting back into comedy, he said that he's going to start doing stand-up again. He wants to make new comedy friends so you can bring new comics on. to his podcast, he's out of the dabblerverse. So I imagine his website's up to date and looking good. I don't think so. I don't think there's much going on there. I don't know what he's talking about when he says he's going back to all these clubs.

Like he forgot that he burned every bridge in town. And now that he's doing it here in real time, he thinks he has somewhere else to go. His website is like this barren wasteland of just somebody who's ashamed of his own career. So this is the main page when you get to it. And you can watch the almost famous documentary. And you can give him money. Yes.

There's a Venmo link, a PayPal link. Yes. Merch. Merch doesn't work. Of course it doesn't. Who's buying Kevin Brennan merch? It doesn't make sense. All right.

So you have some options on the website, some different things that you can do here. All right. So you click into, uh, Venmo. Oh, and there you go. Signed into this person. Great picture. So I can go to this guy's website and one of the first things I can do is just send him money. Yeah.

It's a polite thing to do. That's crazy. That's such a weird thing. You're providing no value in return. Just, hey, give me money. He doesn't give you a reason why. There's no reason to give him money at all. And the documentary he provided is not favorable.

Right. I know that's. It's a hit. It's a hit piece. They're talking about me. We. They're not fans. It's very funny.

There's just one thing I found on this website outside of the contact me part that just lays dormant, which is a link to his latest headshot session. Okay. And every single photo that they took. Oh, you know what? Do you have the, so here's the contact for. and this is download press kit. Yes. So that's where you click right there.

Right. And the press kit, that gives you headshots.zip. Yep. Okay, so the press kit is just this, which is, you just scroll through all these different headshots that they give you. A high rise, I would imagine,

you got to pause it. What is he going for there? I don't know. What is he even trying to put across? What does he think as a human being that is saying. We'll see. He thinks he's going to be cast in something like this,

where they're going to need just like a nice guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's accessible? What's the problem? I'm a nice guy. I mean, it's a lot of the same photo, too, which is odd. It's everyone in triplicate. Okay.

Look at that. Ain't I a stinker? You can stick it to me. Oh, I just got away with one, guys. I think his mouth just hurts. Oh, you're right. Look that. God, even the photographer hated his guts.

Get the fuck out. Oh, he's being a little cutie right there. Back when his teeth were still a little bit white. But his face looks kind of the same. His teeth look like they're from a different person. Yeah. Like his teeth age 20 years. His face only age 10.

I can't figure out what's going on with his hair. It's very odd the way he's balding. And then he keeps it short, just short enough to be able to see like every bald spot in that head of hair, you know? It's odd to do that. Here's some more, more from the carousel. Look at this. There's an action shot. Put it in here.

Oh, come on. A smile looks so painful for him. It does. It's so unnatural. He thinks someone's gonna see that. Yeah, and like want to bring him in for something as a wacky, friendly next-door neighbor guy, not like just a pile of shit. Yeah, I wonder what the prompts were. He didn't hit any of them.

And none of them are things he would ever be cast. And why did he get these made? What does he think he's going to do with them? And why does he want us to have all of them? There's like a hundred in that. Yeah, so check this out. Like, this is, if you look at how many files you get, there's dozens and dozens of these files.

They're just like all these different photos from one photo shoot, right? It's all like the same outfit, same backdrop. And don't give people this many options. Right. Who's going to make it to the end of the list to be like, oh, that's the one? Full disclosure, we have a press kit on the isotopes website. And it's so, like, if you're writing an article about us, because it's our 25th anniversary coming up.

Uh, want to write an article? You can go on there and find an image and, you know, grab the, uh, info about the band and the band members names and all like that. It makes sense to have that sort of thing. Make it easy for people.

This is just headshots. And you give them so many options. They're going to pick the one you hate. That's how that always works. You have like some press in yours, right? Yeah. There's some articles. Why doesn't he have anything about his career?

There's no stand up. There's, is this a model site? Right. Why is that how he's pitching shots? It's very odd. Did you have that clip three there? Clip three.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I do clip three. We didn't play that, too, right. This was really satisfying. Okay. I don't see any, look, look, look, it's a check. It's a show business check. It's all official. I'm glad you got an official check from showbiz.

I didn't ask. I don't care. we're not in competition. Oh, so he was showing that to stick it to you. He thinks he's sticking it to me. Oh, okay. So you showed him dozens of those. Dozens.

You said dozens of those. Pay stubs, 1099s, W-2s, corporate. And he got something from the mayor of showbiz. I'm very proud of you, Kevin. That's great. I'm not coming on your show. That ship is past. Go fuck yourself.

Well, that's amazing, Kevin. Good for you and all your show business that you're up to. We're proud of him. All right. Let's get into this. Everyone loves that. Gringe of the week. Grinch of the week.

So yesterday we did the creep off. Normally we do it on Mondays. But yesterday, and actually this next Tuesday coming up, we'll be on Tuesdays because Vinny's got this other gig. He's been doing it on Mondays, but after that, we'll be on regular schedule.

And so Vinny and I at the end of the show, I normally can't see the super tip screen, but he had that one monitor on in the studio. so I could see it. And I thought he was missing some of the image tips that people were putting in. I didn't realize they were old ones. They just hadn't wiped out of the system yet or whatever. So I was, from time to time, Vinny misses super chast and stuff.

So I try to stay on top of that. I want people to spend money and not get their thing shown. That's my goal. Not to bust Vinny's balls just to make sure that we're giving people their money's worth, right? Well, Vinny got very upset with me. And then Pat Dixon and Bob Levy watched this on their program. and this is the highlight as far as I was concerned. Very funny stuff.

And you do it to me all the time. All the time. I sit in your show. I go to your part. I go over to your place and the audio's fucked up at the beginning. The things don't work. Somebody's not getting sex tonight. I wouldn't be so sure.

That's true. I think they'll find a way to fuck. Why sit there and fucking pick you apart and get you apart and give you shit in the middle of your show. Feel better? No. But do I do that to you? This, Pat, is this really, this is a, this is like a fight you would have with a woman, right? Do you feel better?

That's not, that's not something you would say. I've never had an argument like this for the man that I can't, I can't recall. Oh, man. when the fuckface is launched the romance is over done it's a rap shut up fuck face oh

that Kevin didn't even sound like Kevin that one didn't he thank you god shut out of a fuck face so it usually sounds thank you Mr. Doug why do you do it to me

my apologies I thought I saw a pretty bad image tips that we had not looked at you okay they're very old they don't go away got it got it buddy do you see here where it says do we have new ones okay we got it this is fucking crazy he's not Vinnie's not like Vinny's the angry woman right here right yeah yeah I mean it's over when Vinny says it's over yes Carl's done with it he really wants to just move on to do the show but like it's not over until the I mean mm-hmm I'm not fine yeah

I'm not comparing Vinny to a female, but I'm saying this is more of a female thing when they just like, when it, when it continues, we can't pull together, right? Can we just like, you know, kind of fake it through this? No, I mean, this is like weird to see this happen, you know? That's it. Beautiful. Right there, do you see that? I see that. See, guys, you're making me look bad by not giving us super tip.

gg slash creep everybody thanks for coming it's been a blast oh my god this is fuck this is like fucking this is like i'm just gonna go i'm gonna get out of the house i'm gonna go for a little ride i can see just ending it i could see i think it's you know i mean come on like it probably would have been better to end it before all this shit yeah and then argues later you know yeah argue immediately after just i mean i don't know i wouldn't want to put it up I'd be pretty embarrassed, I guess, because I don't think the show's over. So it's funny that he says he probably should have waited until after to do this. That was the week before on the creep off.

But immediately after the show I did, there was a screaming match. Well, one-sided yelling match. Brian Johnson on Supertip, far be it for me to add Field of the Fire, but Vinnie missed my Supertip on Tuesday. Oops. Brian has neutral party there. saying that sometimes when he does miss these things.

So I have to stay on top of him. Very funny commentary by Bob and Pat. I enjoyed that. Quite a bet. You definitely had the tone of what do you want me to say. Just tell me what to say and I'll say it.

Right. And he did have the tone of it's my sister's wedding. Just change your church. Right. Thanks for coming. Party's over. Get the fuck out.

I know right. I had the whole fucking party just because he was in an ornery mood. I think it might have not been about super tips. I think it might have been about something else, but we'll figure it out. Creamoff will be just fine. We're not meant to be best friends at that show.

We're competing against each other. It's a competition show. All right. Eric, the actor, used to do these videos. We hosted a couple of internet radio shows and video shows, where you talk about American Idol and other TV shows interested in. I know J.D. Haramire used to listen to hours of the stuff.

and try to pull clips and bring into the Howard Stern show. And it's terrible audio, and it's kind of a disaster. He usually has someone there running it with him who's trying to keep him on track. But there's a few videos that are still out there on YouTube, where he just is one-on-one with the camera, addressing something head-on, something that he needs to talk about, something he needs to get off his chest.

Now, if you don't know, Eric the actor, Wackpacker, first discovered by Howard Stern because he was calling in and talking about how much he loved American Idol. loved Kelly Clarkson. That was his favorite. And Howard was like really interested in the guy's voice and cadence. And love taking his calls. And then we go on to find out that he's, uh, handicapped.

He's in a wheelchair. We learned that, uh... I'm club fucking footed, you ass, white. Much like me, born club footed. He's a little man. Uh, he's got a lot of, uh, impairments. I don't know if that's the right word. But it doesn't stop him from thinking he was king's shit.

He thought that. he was very important and that he deserved a lot from this world. And that's what I love about this video is because he's quitting the Howard Stern joke or he's a regular colleague on there like every day at this point. But he's quitting because he's got a serious ultimatum with the Stern fans. So this video is called, he titled that I am 100% done with Howard Stern. Okay. Hello, everybody.

I'm making this video to address a couple of things. Number one, I heard that they were talking. talking to Benji about talking to me to talk me into participating in the result show for the IQ test. I don't care. I don't care if I talk to Ben... Okay. So the reason why I play this is the parallels with Stuttering John leaving the devil first. It's incredible how similar Stuttering John is to Eric the actor.

you know, immediately like, you want me to do a thing? I don't care. Even the setup. Stumbling over his fucking words. Right. Now I heard that so-and-so asked so-and-so to ask me to do such and such. And I'm just here to tell you, I don't care. Two things really fast, just so somebody doesn't have to correct it.

I believe it was Diane DeGarmo that he was obsessed with, right? Wasn't that her name? Oh, okay. I think Clarkson was later on. He was obsessed with this one. Not a big member of the American Idol family. So it was very interesting. And I'm not used to watching him.

I'm only used to hearing him. It really does change things. It does, doesn't it? I know. He's great on the radio. And I didn't watch a lot of this stuff, but... I heard it. I didn't see it.

He suffers from. Was it Eler's Danlos? Oh, I don't know what that is. That's what he suffers from. And it keeps him short and he has breathing issues and it's stunted. and this, I didn't realize how old he looked. He was always like,

got gray hair. Usually wears a ball cap. And this one, he's got the hair slicked back. Wow. The result show for the IQ test. I don't care. I don't care if I talk to Benji or not.

I do not want to go back to that overly. arrogant filled show the bunch of arrogant pricks that only care about themselves they're walking up right over there showing off fucking assholes the arrogance of them they don't respect any one other than themselves and i'm tired of being verbally abused by them and i'm tired of being verbally abused by the kiss-ass fans that he has. Okay. Another amazing parallel with John Belendez. It's like,

you guys just bring me out here to make fun at me. Yeah, that's why you're interesting. We're making fun of you. What about my talent? Yeah, yeah, we don't see any of that. We're not aware of a talent. It's just fun to goof on. I've had enough of it.

So I don't, I don't feel like talking to Benji. I'm not going to call in to talk to him, period, no matter how many of you requests me to do so. Oh, spoiler, he does call it. Yes. A lot. He's addicted to it. He can't stop.

This is the big long letter when you quit Facebook. Right. Hey, guys, my last post, and you comment 15 times underneath that post. Yeah. I don't want to participate in any part of that show. ever again, period. Not only that, I don't know what half of you are thinking coming to my MySpace,

or not MySpace, Facebook page and making fun of me, insulting me and stuff. That's not going to get me to go back. Guys, he doesn't like that. Stop making fun of Eric. He doesn't like it. He's going to respond to it every time. So stupid. Part of the reason why I don't want to go back is I'm tired of being verbally abused.

So why do you think verbally abusing me is going to get me to go back? Here are the following things that will make me freak out on everyone, all right? So don't do any of these following things. It's not. Get a clue. Maybe people should test your IQs. Boom. That was pretty good.

I'd feel dumb now. That was like John. That was so much like John. Okay, well, you're the fucking idiot. Actually, that was the drop you had to start the show today. I was like, you people are so stupid. You don't even know how stupid you are because you're stupid. Doesn't make sense to verbally abuse.

I was leaving the show because he's tired of being verbally abused. like that's going to get him to go back. Come on. I'm sure that you people aren't that freaking stupid. Well, which is it? Get a clue. If you don't like me, block me on Facebook. Don't waste your time trying to verbally abuse me and insult me.

I have to block him? Yeah, why do we have to jump through hoops? That's not my obligation to go around blocking people I don't like. I still follow them in the first place. What's you talking about? It's not going to work. And I'm tired of this. Oh, you're so ungrateful.

No, I'm not. I'm not ungrateful at all. Stop with that shit. Start thinking. for your own asses. That's something that they say, and you fans are hearing it over.

Oh, you're just going by the Reddit comments. I see. You think I'm an imbecile and a buffoon because you read that on a Reddit post. This guy's the most ungrateful asshole, miserable asshole ever. It's like, oh, you're just mimicking with someone else on saying that I'm ungrateful.

Be original. Think of your own insults to throw at me a few want. Wait a second, Eric, come on. I thought the whole point of this was he didn't like insults. You were hoping for fewer insults.

This is where he parts ways with stuttering John. Well, he got to confuse, but he'll get it back on track. Okay, all right. Preferfully, I don't want you to. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

He's like, I keep hearing the same insults. Give me some new ones. Actually, I don't want to hear new ones that I think about it. That would suck. Turns out I do care. Yeah. I don't care.

I mean, I do. Yeah. So stop insulting me and I'm not going to go back to the show no matter if I talk to Benji or not. And insulting me is not going to get me to go back either. I am done. Right now I'm at the point that I feel that if Peter Dinklage can become a successful actor with not even being involved with the show, ever in his life

so can I that sound reasoning right there that just makes sense see a lot of people think that if you're a little person and you want to get into acting you have to be on the Howard Stern show for a few years first but Peter Dinklage didn't did you know that

he didn't understand the system he found a loophole I guess Howard lords that over him if you don't play right you won't able to make it in Hollywood. But the one thing that Peter Dinklage did that Eric won't is take acting classes, formed a band, did theater, tour. He was like the leader of this punk band for a decade.

He was out there, like, learning a skill. That's what's so funny about Eric is that he asked for all this stuff. And he never even, like, worked at it. He never practiced. He just thinks it should come to him for some reason. And then when it does, he's endlessly dissatisfied. Well, they all called him Eric the Midget, and he thought that was offensive. He called himself Eric the actor, having no experience acting, just whiking television.

I like watching TV shows. I'm Eric the actor. And he did get some roles on some pretty prominent primetime shows. And it's hilarious. He's terrible. It's very funny. And the best part is just seeing how unhappy he is, the more his dreams come true. He gets to meet all of his actual heroes and idols.

He goes on dates with the people he has crushes on. He goes to strip clubs. He gets multiple roles in big TV shows, and he's miserable the whole time. Just like Johnny always thinks it's a trick, and someone's going to humiliate him. And he is miserable each time. It's so much fun. What was the TV shows being shot in Arizona? He was afraid of the were werewolves that were going to be there.

He wanted to rid of the contract that there wouldn't be any werewolves. He's also dumb like John, it turns out. If Marty Clebel, aka Marty the Midget, can leave the show for whatever reason he left, it was good terms or bad, and be in a bunch of movies and TV shows, so can I. And same goes for the... Is he talking to the fans now, or is he talking to himself? I think he's giving himself a pep talk now. I don't need your stupid show.

I don't have to be on the searcher anymore. I don't need you guys. Other little person, actor, Tony Cox, he never had any of all with the Stern show. And he appears in TV shows, movies. He makes the word shows two syllables every time. Every time. That's amazing. That's a weird speech impediment that you would have.

Shos. He can't breathe and blowing out the sh makes him out of breath. That's what it is. It's really wild. you know he's recently he's going to be in an episode of psyched and also not only that the roll-offs have

their reality show without being involved with Stern the little couple they got that reality without being involved with Stern drink Eric almost every little person you see on television has nothing with Howard Stern

are you going to cite every example we know and the guy that plays the chief medical examiner on the original CSI a double ampetee he never got involved

with starting to get that role yeah and Hank the dwarf that's a bad example actually so I feel I do not have to be involved with the show anymore okay So just give it up.

I'm done. Unless his demands are met. I like that he had felt I need to prove. No, I'm really done with the show. And I'll tell you why. I'm going to be a big time Hollywood celebrity without you, Howard Stern show fans. He's also talking to his mother. If you remember, his mother watched the Stern show and their fans kind of make all his dreams come true.

But it was very similar to Ron Berman where, like, his mother was always telling him. They're the evil ones. They're using you. I'm embarrassed. My son is embarrassing the family. So he was so torn between both of these worlds. And those are the videos he would make to show his mother that, like, he agreed with her and things could be different. If you recall, we reported to hear that it was recently that Eric's mother from his grave took a picture and said,

if she really is touched by all the stern fans that leave soda and things there for him and that she wish she was more tolerant of that. while he was alive. Yeah. You know, you can't choose a type of attention that you get when you're seeking attention.

And so people loved Eric, and it wasn't on his terms, they weren't celebrating his acting career, but he was celebrated. And he did a live appearances and he'd go to basketball games and,

you know, people would take him and put him in the suite and people would show up just to meet him and get photos with him and shit. He'd charge money for it.

It's kind of a charmed life in some ways. You know, let's club footed people. don't usually achieve so much. Oh yeah, he didn't mention you at all. I'm sorry about that. Why, unlike Cardiff, I've never been on the Howard Stern show.

So, well, that's what I'm saying. You should be on the list of other people. I should be on the list. Actually, that double amputee. Didn't need Stern to get it done. That's true. I want to thank Robo Shustain MK 9,000. In our Discord server, it's free to join.

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Please. Please, please, guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, Venmo. Maybe, you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it. So thorough Joe Burrow has been killing it, clipping Steeltoe Morning Show. If you ever sit down and actually watch Steeltoe, it's mind-bogglingly boring.

And, you know, you see that on Is It Gay, we play that game with Megan and Annie. You see that it's like, he goes through these stories and he just watches clips and he's just like, oh, that's gay, you know? He doesn't really add anything. It isn't really insightful or interesting.

But in between those parts, he's freaking out about no one giving him money and missing the goal. And that's the stuff that's really entertaining about him and the show. Yelling the N-word. Sure. We've seen that a lot lately. So this is a video from Silt Thoreau Joe Burrow. And then we'll get into Aaron responding to Silt Thorough Joe Burrow,

clipping his show because he watched it recently. The goal is kind of a pathetic thing to have. It's gross. It opens you up to be made fun of, mocked, ridiculed by people who hate you. Money. It's very, embarrassed. It's a very little, very little, they have a goal.

Again, again. I'm a tiny little tiny guy. What do you do? What are he doing? I was like, well, this is a really a humiliating, embarrassing thing to have. Everybody makes fun of you for it. It bothers you, clearly.

Waylon, please don't tell me that Rumble isn't working. Dono wise for you. We need people. I'm tired of Monday losses. I really am. So please, and I don't want to talk about the, please, can we not do goal?

Please, can we not do goal? Like, he created everything. He has a problem with on his show. It's amazing. The goal was like the greatest thing for him. Hitting the goal, celebrating, doing the rally, playing the music. People giving him money. And now he doesn't make the goal very often.

He's like, why are you guys bringing up the goal? You know what just embarrasses me. Makes me look bad. And then people make fun of me and this little piggy does a show. They put out because of me begging for money to hit the goal. And then we don't hit the goal. That looks stupid. You keep pointing this out and it's accurate.

He's talking to himself. Yes. Yeah, he's like, ah, why are we talking about the goal? We please not do it. You don't have to. Dude, I was watching Tuki Soup from last night, and it's got to piss Aaron off if we ever catches that. Because Tuki has so many donations coming in. He's like, all right, guys, this is too much.

I got to get to the next segment of the thing. Meanwhile, Aaron's begging people to give him five bucks, give some memberships, and no one's doing it. And Tuckie doesn't have to bring it up at all. I'm tired of getting made fun of for it. I'm tired of my show being gay because of it. So I appreciate you, Whalen. Thank you very much, but this is the third. Is his show gay?

Yes, it is gay. All right, I'll put you down for a point. According to him, yes, it is gay. So being gay because of it. So I appreciate you, Whalen, thank you very much. But this is the third time or so you've told me that Rumbled Donos aren't working. It's already now ingrained in the back of my head that I'm going to have a fucked up Monday. I hate it.

Every day I get up and I'm excited. Every day I get up and I'm pumped and then, oh, guys, please don't do that. Just love the show, enjoy the show, be a fan of the show. You can bust my balls, all that stuff. That's great. Don't hurt the quality of the show, please. No one can hurt the quality of your show, Aaron. He just did the thing I was just, we were just talking about with Eric the actor.

Eric the editor goes, hey, guys, I don't like insults. So please stop saying I don't have any gratitude and I'm kind of a jerk. I'd really appreciate that because I don't like that. You're like, hey, guys, stop fucking me that, like, the money, you're trying to give me money and it's not working. It bothers me. I react negatively to it. If you're trying to annoy me, now's not the time. It's so stupid.

Oh, God, I humiliate myself to make a living. You know what? That's the tradeoff for not having to actually work. Make them big. A lot of quiet parts being allowed on this specific episode. He's really having, uh, uh, uh, uh, a, uh, a, uh, crisis. He's having a personal crisis here. We're going to read everything to and over.

The audience has stressed me out. I think I've done enough low-cow shit to get people to clip that and put it up there. I'm low-cow maxing today. There's no question about it. I love what he admits that. You know, at certain points, it's to be like, all right, this is humiliating. I look like a fucking idiot. That was going to make fun of me because there's so much bravado all the other times where he's the best and all these fucking loser shows. or have any audience, and I'm on my own pirate ship over here, I can do whatever I want.

It still finds a way to be slightly smug, even in his darkest moments. Yeah, you can't all that. Because he's trying to convince us that it was somehow intentional. I did my Lowell bit. They love that. Now I'm moving on to White Power Hour.

No, that was a baby having a tantrum. Yep. Lowell cow maxing day on the toe. Brutal. Fucking brutal. What do we have in the chat? Oh, nothing. I was seeing what we had money

wise. Where am I? Yeah, I'm at 30% flop sweat this morning. Not because there's any indication that we're going to have a record breaking loss or anything like that. It's more just Rumbles donation system not working for a fuckload of people, which is frustrating me greatly. And me just having a very low-cal start to the morning. It would be- He's so stupid. These people are telling him that the rumble system isn't working, but it's only for some of the people. God, the people really want to give them money. That's the ones that's the ones that's. broken for. Damn it. What are the chances? Huge if we knocked out the goal today because we have for a lot of people, we have no Rumble donations. It's not working for them, gifted memberships,

all of that. Some people have already announced that they don't have them. I don't know what the hell's up with Rumble. I'm trying to play it off to my audience like it doesn't bother me because I'm trying not to have another Lowell Cow Monday. Right. Because we have a lot of The Lowell Count Mondays where we just fail really hard. Joe Brod is a great job. I think there's too many lightsaber noises with the transitions, but he does a great job with these edits. It's very funny.

I'm trying to play it cool. Like, it's not stressing me the fuck out to the audience. But there's a lot of people saying that their Rumbled donation systems are not working today. That's not good. Let's start the week with a win. It is getting old, losing every month, like having it be basically like a script that you start off triple digits behind for the week. So please consider being generous today.

All the links are in the chat. They're pinned to the top of the page. We would love to have you give us money. Maybe you have some cash. Give it to us. He's just run out of ideas. We would love for you guys to give us some money. If you have cash, give it to us.

If this was for a charity or a good cause that would still be obnoxious, that's not how you do that. By us, I mean me. Not Johnny. Wow. More of those five tens and twenties. Everybody test your ability to gift memberships on Rumble right now, and we'll have a really good day today. I think the only way to really test it, Johnny, is to throw five memberships or ten in at a time.

Yeah, for sure. It's going to work. It'll work for those. We do have... Johnny's reaction. No one's fall for this, Aaron. and return. And keep going. No Venmo yet today.

We can still debut Venmo. And also go ahead and keep trying that rumble system. Hey, this is the first time I'm saying numbers today. 185 away from a win. Johnny, my diarrhea thing got nothing. All right, guys, rally up. We need you. It's another struggle bus of a Monday.

That's the other thing about Aaron's show. The reason why probably it's so bad now is as he's doing a segment, so he brings out these stories and stuff he's going to do. He's just staring at the five places you can give him money at. And if no money comes in and he goes, well, that sucked. Nobody cared about that thing. Yeah. He has the wrong show format if you have to pay him every time you chuckle at a joke he has

or you enjoy a segment that he does. It's how people consume entertainment. No, any normal person would just say, we're off to a bad start, but he's off to a lull cow star. So we are so in his fucking head. We're so in his head. And this has been going up for so long now that I think half the audience who are there watching I want to watch this.

Yes. If not more than half. That's what they're hoping for. He makes no money and freaks out about it. But like a busker, you understand someone's walking by and like, oh, this guy's pretty good. You throw him a couple bucks into the guitar case and go about your day. Anyone except Opie. Right.

Opie will never do that for sure. But it makes sense. entertaining those moments. These people were sitting there for four hours watching a show and they're supposed to be like, oh, that was a good bit. All right, here's four bucks. Oh, that's pretty funny. I'll give to membership.

This is not the way people consume media. No, it's also not how you bust because you can't shape each song to each person walking by and then switch it to suit the next person and only play what you get money from. It's not how it works. Actually, if there was a busker that did that, I'd be really impressed. That'd be cool, yeah. Yeah.

I've seen what I've just hit on hot chicks. I've seen that. I think that's what you're talking about. These contribute to our program. The numbers very strong today. Please help the money match that. I'm just not doing the content. You know what?

I think I'm done using the gas prices. I think that's just coat. I think I got to bring the stories and the topics and the stuff that people want. I just got to figure out what that is. That's amazing. Yeah. Aaron always has excuses for why people aren't giving them money. The economy, I know gas is expensive guys.

I know it's tough to give me money. I love it. He finally goes, that's a cope. Yeah, that is a cope. The show stinks. And it's going permanently on my board. That is great. Yes.

PayPal, Venmo, same old shit, same old shit. Rally it up. Everybody chip in. Nobody's going to come save us with a $100 or $200 drop today. It's not, plus, you're not doing a real show at that part. Your point, you're getting wailed. We're still, it's kind of, I'm not going to get depressed about it. It's just becoming like a movie script.

This is just that part of the show where no money's come in for about an hour. Nothing's come in for about an hour, hour and a half. Nothing else, buddy, just that dollar. Oh, no. Movie script? That movie sucks. Yeah, I know. Movie scripts work, but all right.

So that's what Joe Burroughs up to. He's just, he's clipping the shows. He's putting in the parts that are embarrassing to Aaron because Aaron's embarrassing himself because he has created a business model for himself. that's unsustainable and he doesn't know how to change it. He doesn't how to get out of it. It's his own business. It's his own show.

He can do whatever he wants. And he's trapped. He's trapped in this model that's not working for him. So he's very frustrated. So Aaron decides to go ahead and watch a So Thorough Joe Burrow clip. This is from just last evening. He goes on there and he's going to respond to what So Thorough Joe Burrow is doing, which I just showed you an example of what that is.

My Lost Interest says, they all hate me in the Dabbleverse chat. It's wonderful. Why? Why? I don't understand it. It's like there was a so thorough Joe Burrow clip today, and I decided to watch one. Because I always thought that he was like shitting on Aaron and fucking with him.

I watched the clip and I realized, holy shit, this guy's a mark. I thought he was like a smart guy. I thought he was like, it turns out he's just a mark who doesn't understand humor. Like he was mad in his clip. that I was doing the oyster cracker thing. Remember when I was obnoxiously eating oyster crackers on the show and we made it a bit? He was upset about that. That's like he's obnoxiously eating oyster crackers.

That's weird. Did you guys hear any commentary coming from Sothrojo Burrow? No. Did you hear him say, now check out this next thing I'm going to show you where Aaron's really obnoxious with this thing. I must have missed it. Yeah. So when I saw that, I was just like, what do you mean he's getting mad?

He's calling you out for that? So I went to look for this clip specifically that he's talking about. And I'll show you what he's talking about. And then we'll come back to this. Because Aaron is just lying. All he's doing is showing clips of your show. And if people are watching it and laughing at you, that's on you. Not on so thorough Joe Burrow.

By the way, snack of choice tonight, oyster crackers, which as I crunch on this one and I eat it and I hold this other one, this is very clearly a rapist snack. That's how I like to eat them. I like to split them in half. No, I can take the oyster crackers, bite through the middle of them, split them evenly in half, and then don't be gay, but I like to suck on me. Thank you guys in advance for your generosity.

And, of course, the people over on kick want me to pay more attention to them. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. But God, it gets difficult. I swear I'm going to be done with these oyster crackers in a little bit. I saw that Karmik was live on Rumble. And I was like, I want to go see what Karmik's up to. I'm excited.

And I'm always supportive. And I sent him a message. I was going to send him money. So so thorough Joe Burrow isn't expressing any type of emotion about this at all. He's just showing that Aaron decided to eat crackers on the show, which is obnoxious, and makes the show harder to listen. listen to. Harder to watch. And Aaron's like, this guy doesn't get

jokes. Well, your jokes aren't very good if you think eating crackers a good bit, Kevin Brennan. And I sent him a message. I was going to send him money. And I'm glad I didn't. All right. The reason why he's glad he didn't send Karmic money is because Karmic starts

making fun of him. He's watching it. And he's like, fuck Aaron. It's like, oh, shit. I don't like this. What did Aaron's audience think when he showed them the clip? Oh, he didn't show him the clip. What do you mean?

No, no, Aaron doesn't show clips. He just tells you what happened like he's doing with the so thorough Joe Burrow thing, where he's calling him a Mark. Let's listen to more of this because I really want to break this down. I saw Tuki comment about this on his show last night. This is incorrect usage of the English language. Right. And then he's like, he was whining about being banned from Carmich's chat.

We had so much fun with the being banned from Carmic Chat. He didn't say you were whining about it He just played you whining about it So it kind of broke my heart a little bit Because I like to I'm like Okay let's let's see this guy really Try to get one over on me I'm interested I'm here for it

And then I go oh my God This guy just doesn't get this show Understand anything about it He's another one of these guys Who just created a reality about me To the point where he doesn't understand What we're doing And I was like oh shit

I didn't need to so thorough Joe Burrow to be a mark. How does that make him a mark? Now, my understanding of that term is like when we saw Jerry Bantfield with the strip clock. Exactly what I was thinking. That's a mark, right? A sucker. That's a sucker.

You can take advantage of and just clean out their pockets. Just take everything they have. Yeah, you. And they willfully elbow your coworker and be like, hey, over there. Yep, they just willfully just hand it up to you. Does that word have the same meaning in the world wrestling world? Is that a mark in wrestling? I believe it has a wider definition there.

Does it have a wider definition in wrestling? I know he's always using wrestling terms. Yeah, it's never good, but it also means somebody who wants to suggest storylines or thinks they know what's going to happen and they are kind of think they're in charge, but they're not. I think it has moved. I think so, unless I'm mistaken, some of the wrestling people here can correct me. But I believe it's expanded. It's never a good thing. It's like if a fan's a mark, it's not good.

But it has a wider definition, all of which, makes no sense how he's using it. Yeah, so it says, NELAC says, yes, WMEE marks are the ones who think it's real. They buy the business. Okay.

So that's the audience members who it's so real to me, damn it, that guy. What airs the understanding is that I go through and I read the comments underneath Silthro Joe Burrow. I don't see a single person

be like, you don't get it. The eating oyster crackers bit was crushing it out of the show. We all love that. And, you know, I don't see people in there going like, well,

as a big steel toe fan, which you're not understanding is begging for the goal and coping and seething is part of the show content that we love. Yeah, it's over your head. You're not understanding why is this so brilliant. No one's saying that. In fact, people are entertained by Donald Joe Burrell

because they're all laughing at errand for sucking. I didn't need him to be an echo chamber mark. It's like all these guys let me down. I always say I deserve a better type of a log. I still haven't found a good one yet. Oh, that's a great cope right there. These guys are making fun of me. Aren't even good enough to make fun of me.

Is that what the problem is? That's like Eric the actor going, hey, if you're going to insult me, at least have something original to insult me with. I'll stick with what I got. We're doing okay. We're fine. You know?

Who's the most prominent one? Melton? Like, Melton's the biggest lowl cow on the internet. Red Bar turned him into an internet zombie. Like, he's in the pantheon of low cow's. He's way up there. So I've seen the dabble dashboard. Is there a scoreboard for low cows I'm not familiar with?

I'd love to see where Patrick Melton and Aaron Imhol exists on this scoreboard that he just made up. Ahead of me. So that one doesn't count. Okay. That's some horrible deflection. I just want to say. It doesn't count because another guy made fun of him. And is that guy still making fun of him?

No, we think he's dead. He hasn't done a show at home. a year. But no, no, no. Mountain's definitely a locale. And we all know that a pilot presentation about why you're not a locale means you're a locale. Exactly. I'll explain to you why this guy who keeps scored on me on his show nonstop, why he's actually the loser. And then I check out this Joe Burrow and it's just, oh, no, another mark. It bums me out. I want a good one. Like Jeremy has the Kino Casino. Those guys do a great job.

I have laughing talk nerds. It's me. Hall of Fame lolcows. Melton. And Marks. So thorough Joe Burrow. What about Bubble Popper? Bubble Popper's not going to get any love from Aaron.

This is the guy gets all the clips in the Steel Toe Begging Show subreddit. It's upsetting. It doesn't get my competitive juices flowing. Oh, that's why he sucks. Because people making fun of them aren't good enough. to make fun of them. He's disappointed in us. So he's not even like trying to be better than he is.

Jesus Christ, I mean, all of this is cope. All of it is. It's wild. I never used the word cope before we started watching Sealtow. It wasn't in my vernacular. Now it's like, he's like, oh, you guys are coping. It's like, well, that's just projection. Just obvious projection right there.

He mumbled in there somewhere, something about how Karmic kind of broke his heart. Then I think Karmik won. Oh, right. That is how that. works. All right, let's figure out what's going on with the Opster. New York City just experienced a North Easter. There's some flooding.

The storm came through. And, of course, you have Opie's two co-hosts. Tony P. lives in the Bronx. And then you have Ron the waiter, who lives in Queens. And on Monday morning, Opie's back with Tony P to talk about surviving the storm and how things went for these guys. Tony P. It's good to see you alive. I'm here. I'm here, bro.

My house, I had a couple of leaks. I'm not going to lie. The window leaked a little bit. But yeah, we survived, bro. Well, not all of us. You know, the storm took Ron Berman. He's in a wood paneling basement in Astoria Queens. And the flood took Ron Berman comedy. Rest in peace to Ronnie. babes, but I got Tony Paiso who gives a shit. Wow. Gone, but not forgotten.

Ron swimming. He's swimming with his bobby's. Oh, he ain't swimming. Oh, no, man. He got flooded out and he's no longer with us, but that's all right. We can deal with that another day. Anyway. You know, this is something they would do on O'B.

Anthony quite a bit. It'd be just mean to each other, just hoping, wishing for death. But they'd be so much funnier about it. This is like low-hanging fruit. And O'Bey just makes it the opposite of fun. He's dead, so whatever. We'll just move out. We got Tony P.

And Tony P's trying to, like, work with him a little bit. Like, ah, was he floating around or something? Right, right, yeah. Big fat gut floating him and, you know. No, Tony's dead. I said he's dead. The drop hits. But, Opie moves on from that, right?

Adam, he doesn't keep this going. This goes on for the next three days. Oh, fuck. Floating. A lot of flooding. We lost two people. They were talking thousands. The local news basically said thousands of us are going to die.

It turned out to be two. It was a guy that was working. Ron in his roommate? Huh? Was it Ron and his roommate? Thank you, Tony, P. We just said he's dead. And then because it's only people die.

He's like, remember the bits. Yeah, do something. Right. Well, Ronnie, Ronnie, Babes, you know, they're hoping to find his body sometime today. But, you know, the basement, I mean, it flooded right up to the ceiling. and him and Fernie perished in the storm.

That's not right. I mean, you know, Ronnie had a good life. But besides Ronn case, then we had a guy in Brooklyn. I think he was working on trees, and one of those trees fell down and killed him. That sucks, obviously. It sucks, but it's not thousands of laughs. What do you mean?

None! Wow. Okay. So Tony P., trying to work with what Opie gives him. It's very difficult to work with Opie. We're going to see examples of that. where it's just like, like, what was supposed to do with this? What direction are you going?

I'm not sure what you want from me. All of a sudden, he's like, only two people died. I was hoping there to be thousands. I was told me thousands. I feel ripped off from the storm. Are we supposed to be upset that there were not more people killed? Tony's given a great example of how people act when they're being abused or when trauma happens because he's just like, I've run out of doors to open.

I'm just going to start laughing. and hope this ends and he goes away. Yeah. Tony P is both stoned and like uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah. He's half naked and Opie flirts with him. I don't know if he saw in the beginning too.

He's like the way he looks at him. He gets real flirtatious with Tony. I think there's a little chemistry there. I like that. He's a younger guy. Why not? More storm talk. Because we're all looking for that video for our social media.

Of course you're going to jump in your kayak. Why are you amazed local news? why are you amazed? Man, be like Billy Joe and grab yourself a kayak. Is that the lyric for that song? No, it's not. Oh, yeah, it's heart attack. Opie's only funny like stuttering chocolate.

He's not trying to be. I don't remember Billy Joel singing a lot about kayaks. Is that the lyric? The hardest I've ever laughed at Opie. I know. What a fucking returred? Because he says, like, I get the joke. I get, what does it mean?

Tony's like, no, no. It's funny. Sorry, boss. And you can't say high, ac, gack, gack, when you have a dry mouth like that. It's just really hard. I know. He did step on that a little bit. All right.

So, Opie, he's giving up at this point. Like, he's way too comfortable. He's just a prick to Tony P. Because Tony P. brings up, you know, potential. OP and Anthony reunion. So Opie wants to let him know, like, oh, you know, that would be bad for. Let me tell you how dumb Tony P is. He's trying to convince me into an opium Anthony thing, which means Tony P would be,

you'd be, you'd be, you'd be out. You'd be out. I'd be like Tony P. who? I'd be Tony P. who. Do you want that, Tony P? Do you want that? Okay. Do you want that?

Okay. You know why? I would be okay because I don't live in a basement, bro. I wouldn't be floating around the river holding on the front. fucking rubber dillos to be afloat, okay? I would go to work the same as I do every day. Yeah, but now that Ronnie Babes is no longer with us, you know, you moved up to the big spot, so let's keep shining.

Okay. Tony's trying so hard. He is. And I was waiting for Obey to be like, yeah, we're done with that bit. I know, but no, that's still going. Unfortunately, I don't think Tony P's long for this world. Because just the fact that, what would you do without me? And so I was like, I had a life one before I met you, Opie.

I'm fine. I have a wife. I go to work every day. I enjoy my life. I'm like, you fucking miserable pricks. I hear you guys complain all the time, beg for money. I have a job. I don't complain about politics.

I'm not worried about it. I enjoy what I do. And I go do it. And I'm stoned all day long. So he's like, I'm good. And Opie just like, oh, you better hope I don't get back together with Opie. Hey, Opie, that ship has sailed. Anthony and Jim want nothing to do with you.

there is no reunion. It's not going to happen. The fact that Opie's like trying to hold that over their heads. Yeah. I could just like leave and go make millions and dollars with Anthony again. You can't. No, and how long is he going to milk that idea? It's crazy.

Like that's his only leverage. Yeah. Because he's a loser just like them. Right. You know, he's got a bigger house and he's got more money in the bank potentially. But he's on the same level as these guys. Not as long as he keeps talking to them like that. Yep.

And that's why he does that. I mean, does he think that, like, they're going to stick around? Does he think they're really, like, does he think, it's very, very frustrating to see him just treat these people like this? Right. Because I think he thinks that's what a shock jock is. Like, he felt like they were being mean to him. It felt like they were like, we wish you were dead when they were just, like, making fun of his hat. So he thinks that's what he has to do to these guys.

Or does he really, really enjoy, like, watching them grovel and pitting them against each other? I can't tell. He does like pinning them against each other for sure. And he does expect them to kiss his ass. He'd be like, no, Opie, please don't go away. We need you, buddy. Please come back. And Tony P.

You know, he sets aside this time to do this thing with Opie. He's talked about it before. He's just like, I don't need this. I don't need to be doing this. It's still fucking dark outside. They're up so early doing this thing. He actually neaten up his background for this. Look at it.

It's a fucking disaster. back there. I mean, if I was a comic, this would not be helping. This would actually be fucking up my instincts. Right. And teaching me to, like, not trust what I'm doing and to shut the fuck up and just be eager to please not actually be funny. That's a good point.

I mean, Anthony has come on in our chat on this show. And I've a message with him. He is not interested in doing anything with Opie. He's the show with Jim now, the Anthony and Jim show. Those are people we all wanted to get reunited from the Opie and Anthony show. So people are happy. No one's looking for the Opie and Anthony reunion. reunion, aside for maybe Louis J. Gomez at Skank Fest, but that's not going to pay millions of dollars.

And it's, they do very well at Skank Fest without that. So they get a lot of big names that are a lot bigger than O'P. Anthony. So this conversation continues. Oh, you're not pulling me into your nonsense. Sorry. Okay. Sorry. Sorry.

You can't handle the truth. Oh, there. I had to go Ron Berman on you. Why did you bring him up, man? He's no longer with us. And now you're making fun of him? bro with that belly with that picture of that belly you know he's floating around he's been training for this all summer he's been swimming in corney island he is i warned him you can't be in a

in a basement apartment in queens when we have nor'easters he was like ah have you heard from him nope he's dead jesus christ i have no chemistry like tony's out of ideas just yelled out you can't handle the truth just to be like ah they got to do something yeah you know jing him some keys or Yeah, he's trying. He's trying to keep something going. I'm making for the run. You like that, right? I'm making for the run.

Have you heard of run? No, he's dead. He's dead. Good one, Opie. Also, don't bring Ron up. You're right. Opia zero comic. It's terrible.

Right there. No, he's dead. So the chemistry is brutal. And Tony's just like super uncomfortable in this clip. I know we all have our crap stories. I got, no one beats my crap. stories. No, no one. I got, I got two that are, are top notch. Top notch. Did you release while swimming? Well, my favorite is, no, why? No, it wasn't me. But I got to, I got to be

careful because the person might be watching right now. And he has two kids and he's, and he's, you know, he's a, he's a pipe fitter. Hey, Opie, he's not watching. No one's watching the show, Opie. I got to be careful what I talk about in the show. You don't. It's not reaching anyone. Tony P's trying so hard to make this seem like it's a funny conversation they're having. The only thing I can say in his defense is that maybe he just really, really had to cough. Oh, yeah.

That was all an excuse to just turn around and do that. Turn around and get that out. I hope. Yeah. I would hope so, too, because I'm with Tony on this one. I don't want to shit. I try not to shit. Yeah.

Other people shit. And that's it. Yeah. I'm with you there, Tony. Good job. That's beautiful. That's great. I'll be at the airport tomorrow.

There'll be zero shitty at the airport. All right. I'm making that declaration right now. I save it for the airplane. Oh, for lunch. I get it. All right. So the show wraps up.

And let's see how they end this thing. Why are you laughing at that? Because he's not. dead he's not dead because the flooding didn't happen from the rain the flooding happened from the tide the tide the tide's well just say the thing the thing the thing the tide the tide the tide the tith the tide the trang of the tides we got to go wow yeah it's a stupid premise anyway opi no one's buying it it doesn't make any sense so uh no one we're not going to keep this ron's dead thing going it's kind of dumb

But they will because Tuesday morning rolls around and Ron comes on. And I have a little bit of evidence right here that Ron doesn't watch Opie's show unless Ron is on it. He doesn't give a fuck. It's like seeing a ghost. Ronnie, babes, you're alive. Rod, you're alive. Rod, you're alive. Have I seen a ghost or are you alive, my friend?

What makes you think I left Mother Earth? I was told that you died in the North Easter because you got that basement apartment with the wood paneling. And I got word that you died yesterday in the North Easter because your apartment flooded out. But you're alive, Roddy, babes. You're alive. You're alive, Ron. Wait a minute. So you thought I died?

Oh, we had that literal, Ron. Come on. All right. This is a record-breaking episode because now that's the hardest I've ever laughed at Ron. Yeah. I like the Ryan's like You could have texted me buddy When he told you I was fine

It's a bit right It's not a good bit It's not a funny bet No it's a bet Pathetic actually I like that Opie was concerned His one buddy would be watching the show Ron's not even watching the show

Right It's fine You can say whatever the fuck you want You want to fly on here So Opie just keeps riffing This is going great here Well the show

The show had to go on. So I lit a candle, but then I quickly realized that it was like a lavender-type candle, and I was allergic to it. So I blew out your, your candle. And then I just, you know, I moved on with Tony P. Because we had a, we had a, we had to move on with the show, Ronnie. But now I'm sitting here looking at you and you are alive, my brother. You are alive. You survived another Nor'easter in that basement apartment, didn't you? Didn't you, Ron? You give me a, give me a Gene Wilder, young Frankenstein.

I can't because my mic cuts out. I got to get another microphone. Neither of these guys don't have to do with Opie. He doesn't give them anywhere to go with the conversation, so they both just go to like movie quotes. Yeah. Say I'm your father. Yes.

Deep voice, Opie. I don't have to do. We were laughing when they were being real. Ronnie is asking him, So were you sad when I was gone and are you happy now that I'm here? And Opie just won't process either of those emotions. It just keeps saying, you're alive. Okay.

Can we go somewhere with this? Ron literally makes a request. Give me one of those Gene Wilder. No. I can't do it. You get nothing. There's one for you. Perfect.

So Opie is going to have a complaint here. It's not every Friday or I'll see what makes. and that few. But he's that sleeping well. And this is a weird story and a weird thing to bring up for considering where he's at in his life. I got to tell the people we almost didn't have a show today because I was crushed with insomnia. I haven't had insomnia in a while, Ron. Every once in a while the insomnia hits the kid, I get out of bed. My go-to when I get the insomnia is to go to the refrigerator. You know, I used to like step on

Legos on my way to the refrigerator. Thank God my kids are older because in the middle of the night, you try to walk around with no lights on, try to get to the refrigerator so you can drink some of mommy's milk. Huh? I know he has a breast milk fetish. Okay. We've talked about this and he wanted to make ice cream out of his wife's

breast milk and stuff. Like how far back are we regressing here? in this man's life. We're talking about something on Legos and there's breast milk in the fridge because he got crushed by insomnia. Yeah. Does that something that crushes you? It hurts. Weird adjective to use.

But why is he telling us that why is he going through this right now? I saw a comic the other day do a bit about, it's like I just had my first kid like a couple days ago. It was a good act and I was talking to him afterwards and I said something really stupid. I said, did you really just have a kid? Yeah. A couple days ago. And he just kind of looked at me and he's like, yeah. I was like, I'm a fucking idiot.

Like, of course. He's acting like this is his act opi. Yeah. Like, I'm Cosby. And I got all these kids running around and all this stuff. He hasn't moved on since then. As Keanu would say, my good friend Keanu, I wouldn't open with it. Yeah, it's nothing.

I don't know what he's doing. And is that a common phrase, mommy's milk? Is that like a north upstate New York thing that you guys do? What is that? It's more of a Utica thing, yeah. I see. Inica, they're all, what's happening there? Honestly, I think he's talking about his wife's breast milk.

Yeah, and we're all supposed to remember that from way back when. Yeah. Because all of his fans are still watching this. All right. So it's very bizarre. I think he misses his family. Oh, yeah. I think he's sad that there's no longer breast milk in the fridge and toys.

Yeah, I think he would rather step on Legos. Yeah, because I mean, the kids are still there. Starting to smell. Okay. So let's get back into Opian Anthony talk. Why not? Wipers, they don't play up there, man. Anthony Coomia is an idiot for even trying to attempt to say he's a Yankees fan working in Boston.

You could have stopped with he's an idiot. How about that, right? Has he DM'd you since the big DM scandal? I showed the DM to my agent. Right. She was just laughing out loud. Right. And her first response is kind of like everyone's first response who's in the business.

Yeah. Holy fuck is Anthony Coombea punching down. Oh, your agent? Yeah. Said he's punching down by messaging you? And you know, insulting it is to Opie? This is Opie's second Mike guy now. Anthony was also Opie second Mike guy.

And the fact that Antley would reach out and DM this idiot who's clowning on Anthony, you know, actively going after Anthony first. So he's like, hey, fuck you, asshole. And then his thing is like, well, can you look like, Anthony's paying attention to me? It's like, that is an insult to Opie. You're saying, why would anyone pay attention to what Opie's doing now? That's crazy. I think it shows that Ron doesn't. understand the meaning of punching down.

Right. Because I would never communicate if my agent said that to me. Could you, I mean, why would you say that? That's not a good thing for the person that represents you. I fired my agent. I'm like, well, you're my agent asshole. Why would I have that level? My hot girlfriend feels sorry for me.

There was so much there. And Opie, too, was such an ex-husband. And Ron Justin passing was like, oh, yeah, I ran into Karen. He's like, Karen. Did she mention me? Yeah. Like, what's he laughing about? Why is he laughing?

Right. Oh, have you got another response from Anthony? Like, he wants so badly to hear like, yeah, Anthony said, you're actually doing a great job. And he can't stop watching the show. I knew it. Is there a reunion coming up? Normally, this would be one of their prepared bits that they had a conversation about already. All right.

So then we're talking about former guests on the Open Anthony show and comics. They talk about this quite a bit. And Dane Cook gets brought up. I remember seeing Dane Cook when he was literally just becoming big at the comedy connection. And I, I embrace Dane Cook early. He was, you know,

we didn't, unfortunately we didn't use him as a regular. I regret that to this day. But I remember seeing Dane Cook at the Boston comedy connection. That's odd. Why does he regret not having Dane Cook on regularly? Like, Dane Cook doesn't have a great reputation in comedy.

comedy for a lot of reasons, which comic, which legendary comic used to have on ONA all the time, would you have bumped in order to get more airtime for Dane Cook? Yeah. That's a weird thing. And in light of what he just said, how did you embrace him? But he was hoping to be better friends with Dane Cook, and that's how he becomes friends with people by giving them airtime? I think it's the only way. I think he caught himself trying to take credit for Dane Cook. Right.

And after he did that, realized, oh, wait, these people watch and tape everything. everything they're going to go back. They're going to say you didn't really put him on very much, but I'm going to use very choice language of I embraced him. I didn't help him, but I embraced him. And Dane Cook was always grateful for you embracing him. Yeah, Eric Naga says, we did nothing with Dane until Robert Kelly was on the HBO show with Dane Cook. So, okay.

So, yeah, again, OPS and make connections to all these people in front of Ron to impress him. I don't know who they're talking about like, oh, dude, that guy, he crushed it on our show. He was so good on there. So then they start comparing the comics who worked with Opie on the Opie and Anthony show. And I remember, they don't like Jim Norton. That's the theme here. So when they're comparing comics, they have to make sure you're always putting down Jim Norton. I mean, Bill Burr was way better on the radio.

Oh, fuck, dude. Bill Burr could do circles around Jim Norton. Jesus. Patrice O'Neill was way better, way better. Jim Moore, way. better. Who did you say? What was the other person to hear it? Jim Brewer. And in later years, Dan Soder, way better. So maybe management had a point back then. But let me ask you a question. Yeah. That time period, Patrice O'Neill, Bill Burr, Dan Cook.

And by the way, there's a lot of others. I'm not saying. What year are we talking there? Is that the 90s? What? What year? I'm being serious for a second. Jesus Christ, Rod's so fucking out of it. I can just do a little bit of research on this shit. Just understand what he's crazy. It's getting brought up a lot now. Just know, like, when he was on the radio and anything about this? A lot of other names I'm not saying, because I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about. I've heard you say names before.

I know there's other ones. But the 70s, 80s, 90s, just stop me. This is the worst thing two people can do. They're not artists in any way. They're not, like, comparing who was a better writer or storyteller or impersonate. Like they're just saying that guy was awesome. That guy was less awesome. That guy sucked.

It's like Sports Center, but they can only talk about who they like and they can't explain the stats or why anybody's good. Like you're not looking at it like artists. You're looking at it like jealous outsiders. Yes, it's so obviously. Patrice could pick someone apart. He was great on the radio for that.

Dan Soder had all those impressions. He was awesome with the impressions. Jim Norton had characters. He brought in all these characters that people loved. So there's all these different ways you can compare them. But just be like, they could run circles around him. By the way,

saying Bill Burr could run circles around as not aged well. We hear what Bill Burr's doing on his podcast now. Jim seems to be a lot better at it than he is. Jim Florentine based his life and his whole moral center on so never wanting to ever be accused

of being someone like this here right now that he'll just turn down an entire side of his career and be like, I don't do roast stuff to comics because I just don't ever want to seem like what Opie and Ron are doing. right now. Oh my gosh. At point, dabblepoint on Monday, we're

playing Suthering John's audiobook again. And in the audiobook, he's talking about getting Jim Fourntine on the Sondon and Friends tour. And he goes, and so-and-so told me that Jim Forte was talking a lot of shit about me behind my back. I was like, Jim 14? The guy who doesn't talk shit about

anyone as much as you wanted to? We'll never do that. That's the guy that Suttery John had a fucking call out in his book. Anthony is in the chat. Anthony Coomby 20 bucks. Thank you very much, sir. Appreciate it. The Yankee socks thing was Opie's idea. I didn't care about baseball. He wanted to do a rivalry thing. Ron is a dunce. Yeah, and Opie couldn't bring that up, be like, well, you know, we were just trying to get some heat going.

He just goes along with it. These two really do fucking deserve each other. And then Opie, Anthony, hang out for a minute because watch this. Opie's got some resentment, man. And every now and again, it comes out. And it's childish. Yeah. He's not an adult man. The way this comes out, and it's like Vinnie Paulino ask. It was crazy.

And our boss, every time, every time we got press, our boss would be like, oh, this ain't good. This ain't good. Oh,

my God. Dude, your boss sounds like the stereotypical boss and one of those like fucking 80s and 90s comedies. Right. Hey, by the way,

Anthony, you piece of shit. When you're taking your dumb, stupid shots at me, don't forget that. Dave Dickliss wanted me to fire you. And I told him to go screw. How about you remember those stories, you piece of garbage?

Whoa, whoa, what the fuck just happened? Whoa, you just, well, you took a quick turn. What happened? I did. What happened? Yeah. Seriously. I think that Ron is play the psychiatrist and be like, all right, where did that come from?

What just happened? What triggered that? You okay? and Opie is painting himself as the hero. I saved your job, Anthony. You didn't keep Anthony around because he made your show better and eventually it turned into you living with that view that you have right there

and the other view of the ocean. And Opie's just like, I just selflessly helped this guy keep his job. You knew that he was talented. He wanted him to be your partner on the radio. And I think Dave Diggliss had a lot of his own problems going on at the time. He was obviously very self-serving. He's not altruism. They just like,

Anthony, I hope you remember this. I saved her job. Anthony's the reason why people don't know your fucking name, Greg Hughes. It's the only reason

why anyone knows your name. It's ridiculous. So what's this lashing out thing going on? Is Opie regressing? Was that really a Dave Dickliss that worked there? I don't know. This is the first time I'm hearing about that? That can't be a real person.

I'm guessing that's the nickname they had for him. I don't remember. I mean, I'm sure that either Anthony or E. Rock in the chat could tell us. He didn't want to fire me. asked Opie, why Anthony?

Oh, so he was going around looking for Dave Douglas. What's his name? So Dave, Dave, Dickless was the nickname they gave him, obviously. Literal Adam over here. I'm learning the law.

Yeah. But, yeah, Anthony, remember that next time you say that Opie didn't have any friends and no one wants to talk to him who used to work with him? Remember that he saved your job, go screw! Here's my stupid theory. I think Opie has not processed getting fired. The end of his show,

at the end of his relationship with Anthony, and as long as he just keeps doing this for an hour a day, he can still not move on and stay in this thing. But he's been in this thing for a long time, and he's not moving forward. He's moving backwards. And we see the same thing with Kevin Brennan. We see the same thing with John.

They turn into children. I don't know if it's like an adult dementia thing, or if it's just not being in reality, and they turn into babies, and he hangs around these people. He's, like, way too. comfortable with. Like, he shouldn't be this comfortable with Ron or Tony.

And he's turning into, I want my Baba and my mommy's milk. Yeah. So they start having a serious conversation about when bad things happen to good people. You know, talking about like Sully Sullenberger, you know, and him getting dementia. So that's bumming them out. And this is childish thinking. He's a hero. So, Gwad, why, why, why him, Ward?

Well, I can give you a whole list of people. for Sully. Why, why, why God? Why him, Gaud? That's why that stuff don't make sense. And then people go, well, you just got to have faith. You got to have faith, faith, faith, faith, faith, faith. Although I like the Limp Biscuit version of faith, don't you, Ron. One of the greatest covers of all time is Limp Biscuit doing faith. Holy shit. If you're not climbing the walls after playing that song, it's heavy. It's a good. It's heavy. Is Opio all right? No, no.

That was like Ray DeVita level just trailing off into wild thoughts. It was you're trying to tell a 10-year-old that like grandma's gone and you're not, honey, you're not focusing. You got to have faith. No, listen to me. I'm trying to explain to you. Sometimes people have, the dog isn't here. It's in heaven. And he's just, he's like, he's not even a kid.

He's like Martin Short pretending to be a kid. Right. in that movie with Charles Groden. Wow. No one's going to get that reference, are they? That's just me. Okay, that's fair. I don't know that one, but I don't, I, you painted a good picture with it, though.

I think I understand what you're saying. Yeah, the fact that Opie is now playing our, the cover song is brand of the original game. I know. We really are influencing that show over there, it turns out. We got to move on because my buddy Jerry, who is my buddy, by the way? He went to an important business meeting, and we got to find out what happened with that. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey.

And I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Jerry Banfield just took a trip to Dallas for Vid Summit.

This is for content creators. and streamers that are trying to network and learn more about what they can be doing for more engagement and to make more money. So it's a great place for Jerry, except for the fact that Jerry had to travel there by himself and he's pretty lonely. So today I woke up and I was feeling a little lonely. My first solo trip was like, man, eh, I don't have a woman to enjoy this with.

I got two queen beds in this room and no one. and no one to just lay it down and be like, ooh, oh, oh, F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K, FACC-F-K, FACC, FAC. I got no one to do that with. And maybe I'll run into someone, but, you know, actually. So I probably shouldn't tell you this, but so in Florida, there's a, the certain websites are blocked and age-restricted. If, and, you know, there's nothing like sitting there trying to, in the dark, trying to get a picture and verify your face. It's real, it's not, it's not a good vibe.

It kind of kills the mood. So one of the first things I get in this hotel room, I'm like, hmm, let's see how things are in Texas. Maybe in Texas, they're not going to have stuff age restricted. So, you know, where you have to like prove your age or whatever. So I'm like, nice. I have some websites I haven't been to in a while. Like, nice. I'm going to have to figure this out in Florida.

So I'm tired of trying to find these obscure sites that don't have that. stuff set up and then now they all do so you're like when what is he talking about hey jemini ai you know what i mean you know what i'm saying right here so you got to yeah you get to the hotel and jerked off immediately yes yes i know what you're saying only jerry you got to love this guy you know that was one of the questions i think adam asked to how often he jerks off we found out it's up to four times a day yeah it's impressive it's the first thing he does when he gets to uh Dallas Two beds.

Yay! I'd jump back and forth from one to the other. If I had a girl over here, we could both be jumping. Oh, boy. The way he said it like it was a positive, too. Yeah, I know. Two queen beds. I'm twice as lonely.

I'm going to get twice as much sleep tonight. Here. So you got to speak in code sometime publicly. But if you schedule a call at jerrybanfield.com with coupon code first, we will... We can talk about you jerking off. Yeah. I mean, this is a bad time. to promote that guy.

I thought that's where he's going with that. He's like, I can't really talk about the website I went to at which videos I watch, but if you call me, I'll tell you all the details. I'm good. I'm not worried about it. First, we won't have to speak in cold, all right? We can just have a direct conversation.

Yeah, people in the chat are pointing out, can't you just get a VPN if you're in Florida in order to get right on those websites? Jerry should ask AI about that. AI, he knows how to work the blockchain. Right. He can't figure out a VPN. I know.

I was surprised by that too, but I haven't had to deal with that in Florida myself. I don't know why that is. Maybe I'm not as lonely. So this is Jerry's new business model. We talked about it on the bonus show. We did the Howard Stern bonus show. I recorded on Monday night. We played some of Jerry's latest video on that show.

And Jerry said, all right, I'm changing everything again. School's not working. I don't be able to be part of the school community. I'm getting rid of that. He's getting rid of all these products. He's not going to sell on eBay anymore. He's not doing cameo anymore. All these things he was doing to try to make money,

abandoning all of it. It's back to phone calls. We've already done this. We're back to the only call to action on Jerry Banfield. com is sign up to get a Zoom call with me. So let's find out why he thinks this is the right thing to do. In that video. But I did a video because in the last, you know,

I just have pivoted my whole business to scheduling calls. And Barry Janfield did a nice video saying, In a good summary, like Jerry, it changed his whole business to do calls. Nobody's paid. Well, people have paid for calls with me this year, but I was charging $96 for 30 minutes, which is inefficient because I'm trying to make $100,000 in 100 days

because I'm trying not to move with my mom at 42 years old. See, the problem with this? And if I, I mean, I'll probably get a chance to talk to Jerry again. I don't want to, he's not going to listen to me anyway. It doesn't matter. The problem with this is that his problem is the product. Rather than figuring out what his customers, potential customers might want or need desire,

he's like, here's the deal, guys. I need to charge you a lot more money to talk to me because I have bills to pay. I don't give a fuck about your bills, buddy. You know? When Kodak was shutting down plants all around Rochester, their tagline wasn't like,

hey, don't buy Fuji. We're more expensive, but like people are losing their jobs over here. Could you keep paying the expensive stuff for our film? that might have been a good tack on it. Maybe people want to take it pity on us, but I doubt it. I don't speak for everyone. And I want Jerry to do okay, but Jerry in debt is the product. I mean, you pretty much just said that exact same thing.

Right. His problem is the product, yeah. Right. But the solution is like kind of like Aaron Imble. Yes. Where it's like, hey, guys, I don't know if you're hearing me or not. I have a goal and I need your money in order to reach my goal. It's like, that's your goal.

I don't care you being $100,000 the next 100 days, Jerry. I didn't get myself into debt. Okay. So I need to get super efficient with my time. And therefore, I'm not going to be taking one-on-one calls for $96. Oh, I spent. So I'm 200-something,000 and $217,000 in debt. But made in debt last time I checked, my net worth still about negative $175,000.

But y'all know what I did today. humble brag if you ever hear me say my net worth the next word out of my mouth is negative kill me I went to the gun range today I went to it's called that man I got

forgot it in the other one I think it's like Texas gun experience or something it is awesome if you were in Dallas you need to go there I fired four magazines out of an MP 40 today I fired one magazine full auto

The whole, I mean, the MP 40 is always full auto, but like the German MP 40, they have one. They have one. I'm not a gun control guy by any means. This guy talking about firing gun should scare the shit of everyone. Oh, yeah. The childlike delight that's in his face right now when he's talking about having a machine gun in his hands. I love him so much. I never saw it coming.

Everything he was going to do in Texas. That was not. on my list. It's crazy, isn't it? He's a vegan one. A Texas gun experience. It was a dream come true.

I fired four 30 round mags out of a 90-year-old gun. It was so good and it was so easy. I just held the trigger down and I mean, it just filled the target up. It hardly jumps at all. I got a video of it. If you want to see the video,

you schedule a call. I'll give you my number and I'll send you stuff when I think of you. You can be a part of my life and not just have this be a one-way thing. So again, Jerry's decided, if I get people to sign up for hour-long calls that cost $350, I can make my goal of $100,000 next 100 days.

But he hasn't really come up with a reason why I would want to call him. And every time he tries to, it's so convoluted. He said, guys, I was shooting guns and there's video of it. Do you want to see the video? Yeah, $350. bucks call me and ask for it i think i got the gist of it no i'm good yeah right exactly it's so bizarre um let me show you jerry banfield dot com so now when you go to his site let me see his head shots he doesn't have that he's all about schedule costs you see the call to action up in the corner

here it's the first call to action down here one hour one-on-one on zoom now doesn't have a price in the past, you know, I would say, there's another schedule a call. So you have all these things on here. So you click on Schedule A Call. And this is where you learn that it's $500. You can pay with a card or with ICP. Now there's a promo code. It's first, you get $150 off.

That's how you get it for $350. The craziest part about this is that with promo codes, they're usually used to determine where your advertising or affiliate marketing is working. So if you used promo code WATP to save it, whatever, and people go, oh, cool, Carl's getting it out there and people are using this because Carl said so. Jerry's the only one promoting this. So why don't just make it $350?

He thinks it's like psychologically manipulating people. Yeah. Well, I'm getting $150 off. That's a lot. Yeah. It's a $500 value, guys. It makes them sound like a bigger deal too. It's not working.

I'm not falling for it. Does he accept porn? He will now, yeah. Yes. If you just send me the files, I'll have to take a photo of myself and upload it to Port Hub. Yes. That's okay. Okay.

He explains his ideal woman here. And I'm like, I would love that. I would love to find a woman that I just thought, you know, a woman that would choose me and that would want to just be a friend with me. And then would turn, that would turn into dating. So I respect that women often want to be friends with somebody first and then it might work best first. and to me being friends makes it real clear. That's weird. He said before he doesn't want to be friends with any checks.

I was just thinking that. I just want to fuck. I'm not a waste of my time to be friends with you. Everything is a 180 with him back and forth, back and forth. How does he not recognize that? He's such a genius. He's so present. Everything is a brand new fresh idea.

Yeah, you're right. That's what it is. Somebody first and then it might work best first. And to me, being friends makes it real clear. Like, it's amazing how much my motivation changes when the, you know, I'm thinking about maybe getting laid versus if I'm not thinking about getting laid, I don't have time for that. I'm not, I'm not interested in trying to help an amateur YouTuber in exchange for astrology. I'm good. But why are you at VidCon then?

You're not looking to hook up and help other YouTubers. Well, it's funny to say that. I think he's going to explain himself here. This is, uh, this is the side of Jerry. that a lot of people who don't like him, they key it on. I don't key it on this side of Jerry as much, but a lot of people do.

I know love and light people will be like, oh, you know, help everyone you can. I don't have time to help everyone. I don't, I don't have time. And I want to make $100,000 in the next 100 days.

If you're not paying me, I don't have time for you. If you're not paying me, you're sucking my dick, guess grass or ass. I don't know what to tell you, guys. Yeah, this pisses me off.

This really pisses me off. He comes out as a real shitty person, doesn't he? He does. And he has no money. He's so in debt. And he spent whatever money on this convention to hopefully kickstart his career. And he spent the day at the gun range. Yeah.

He's going to get into that. Now, the convention, the ticket was $1,000. And then travel and hotel, it's over $2,000 for him to be here for the few days. What is? Hackomania. Yeah. Hackamia. com.

Get your $1,000,000 black ticket. So who is the person in the chat who said the black ticket gives you the ability to talk during the show? Anyway, so because they're trying to figure out what the perk is to buy a thousand dollar ticket to Hacomedia. This is Jerry explaining that it does seem like you just spends the money frivolously, but that's not the case. And that's that's self-respect. That's knowing my worth. And I know some people get triggered on that because when you see somebody else recognize their worth and then say, to everything else.

Like, if it's not a $350 an hour call with Jerry Banfield.com with coupon first, I don't got time for it. Like, this guy messaged me. He's like, hey, I know, you know, this is a guy that sponsored a video back a while ago, you know, paid hundreds of dollars to sponsor a video. He said, hey, I know you're in a rough financial situation, which I am not in a rough financial situation. I spent $400 today to go to Texas gun.

experience and to spray hundreds of rounds from automatic weapons at paper targets. I am not in a rough financial situation. I'm in an abundant financial situation where I can have anything I want to and I am sure it will be paid for. Yeah. Guys, I'm irresponsible. I don't care how much debt I have. Because I'm charging it on credit cards and every time I've ran up credit cards before,

I've paid them off completely. So I'm not... I mean, I can't think of a better example of that's a problem for future, Jerry. That's the craziest thing to say, possibly. He's like, I'm so in debt and I'm spending money like an asshole because I don't go fuck.

This is the thing that pisses me off. I can tell you're getting triggered all over the place with this. I don't know what to feel. I know. I like the guy. It's just like Opie right now because he's saying this,

and I want to be. criticizing him, but he's saying it from the top floor of the hotel room he wants to be in after spending the day how he wanted. He doesn't look very stressed. Right. Yeah, you can't knock him. So I am not in a tough financial situation. I am in an awesome financial situation. I feel extremely wealthy. And I did, I did say no to paying like $500 to use the minigone today. I was like, all right. You know, the minigone is probably too far. Okay. So he actually did. finding a decision. Just like,

maybe I'm being too much of an asshole with this money that it's not even my money. Maybe it's time I cool it off a little bit. Did you hear him say, listen,

I'm not going to give you help with your YouTube channel in exchange for astrology. I know who he's talking about. I know the woman who reached out to him because they've done shows together. She's the host of the Luminators podcast.

We talked about this on the show. One of my buddies. Oh, a mutual friend of ours, Adam. reached out and goes, you should focus on this woman. Yep. They really want that. This woman looks like the person you should be checking in on.

They're not wrong. Well, so to remind you what we're talking about. Hi, Louveter's podcast. We're your host, Alyssa, and Lindsay. So Lindsay, the woman on the left, is who Jerry's talking about her co-host. Who, okay. Sacred Space invites you to feel seen, inspired, opened, maybe a little triggered at times. but mainly super empowered.

We are so excited to be back for our very last spring episode for this portal. I literally cannot believe that we're saying that. We've done seven episodes so far as we're opening ceremony. That is such a blessing. I love that we're ending up the seventh. Such a special God number. Me too. And I feel like it sets us up today for such an important topic,

which is the power of being unbothered, unbound, and unrushed. So today we're going to be talking about the art of slowing the fuck down in life. So I kind of want to just... Cessie don't come as fast. We're going to talk about our general life themes about what's been going on lately and how has this art of pausing

really been showing up for you? Yeah, to get right into it, again, it's like this episode being number seven, right? I always go back and really honestly Christ's energy has been coming in so potently, I feel like, in the collective. And I reflect back on the Genesis story where like in six days,

Lord made the heavens in the earth on the seventh day, he rested and was refreshed, right? This, like, idea that without true rest, without balance of yin and yang, darkness and light, doing and not doing. And being. And being, being a human

being, it's no riveting. That we always forget this because we are infiltrated with conditioning. And yeah, what I've been noticing lately, geez, where to even start? I don't know, lady. I think you should wrap it up, actually.

Ying and young? I've never heard of that before. Ying and young. What are you talking about? This podcast went up a year ago. It was 59 views. I can see where Jerry would be like, I can't help you get more people watching on YouTube, all right?

The product sucks. Wouldn't matter how people you put this in front of. That would be amazing to hear him say that. Yeah, I'd love to hear them interacting. That would be amazing. So that is her friend Lindsay over the Luminators podcast. Maybe we'll check it on them. at some point.

Yeah. So getting back to Jerry, Jerry is not worried about spending money because he's going to start printing money. He's got it all figured out. I figure I lock in my business. I'm going to print money. And I figure if every single video I do

has a call to action to schedule a call with me because I'm someone you can talk to, someone you've, you know, you deserve to have a call with me. You've spent so much time watching my videos. you know, the best thing you could do would be to have a call for me

and ask me questions that things that you wondered about tell me who you are. I've had calls of hundreds of people in more than 20 countries. I remember so many of the people I had calls with. I'm just remembering this beautiful woman in Bali has paid hundreds of dollars

to talk to me about Facebook ads. All right. So already, what do I remember? I remember so many people like the hot ones. People give lots of money. So again, he hasn't figured out what the product is. He knows that there's a mechanism. There's a call to action.

You go to Jerry Mayfield.com. You schedule a call. You give him $30.50. promo code first. Oh, he should give me a promo code. I should get my own promo code. Yeah, tell him. Next time you're talking.

I should make a commission on this shit. Why am I promoting the fuck out of this? Thank you to the 1,000 people who are here watching live. Hit the light button. I appreciate it. Thank you. Appreciate you guys. So he's decided you can give him money.

and he'll spend an hour with you on Zoom, but he hasn't really figured out why anyone would want to do that. You can ask me questions. You can, what was the other thing he said earlier? I can't, oh, I'll put you in my contacts and I can send you the video I talk of me shooting guns. Right.

It's like, wait, why do I need a call? But don't give me advice. Just don't. But I'll be honest, like, we had Jerry on this show and it was fun. Yeah. I was glad we actually. she spent more time than I was expecting because it was great having him on the show.

Because that's his business model. That's what he wants us to pay him to be a friend. Right. Correct. That's what it comes down to. And I have clips where he's going to talk more about that and really like pinpoint who the target audiences for this. Because we've been through all of us already.

It's crazy how these cycles exist in Jerry's life. And I heard her feelings because she was screwing her Facebook ads up and I told her so. That's great. So this woman gave me hundreds of dollars for a call. Beautiful woman. And she bowled her eyes out afterwards. I really heard her feeling. I told she was a fucking moron.

Why am I supposed to give you money again? I'm sorry. Like you're wasting your money on these Facebook ads for this multi-level marketing scheme. I just, I don't, I'll just get, that's the nice thing with the call. It's like I don't have to sit here and tell you what you want to hear. I'm going to tell you what I think will help you the most. And, you know, that's having a call to me is like the best thing you could do for yourself. of because I would love to have calls with all the people.

I don't watch that many people's videos. And most, at least half the people I watch, I have talked to them before. What does that do with anything? I don't know, but I really want to see him on Caleb Hammer now. Yeah.

After hearing that. At what point do you think you stop smiling? Yeah, according to Oroko at VidSummit, the financial audit, Caleb Hammer is also there. And it'd be awesome that these two could connect. If anyone's out there at VidSummit and he can connect these two.

That was a lot of it. A little look into his psyche because he has a similar quality to John where he doesn't like anyone or anything unless it kind of ties back to him. He wouldn't watch entertainment. He would just watch someone he met or knows that makes it feel like he's connected. It's all just about him. He's at VidCon. There are thousands of all of his peers out there and he's holed up in his room talking to us about how can he improve and get bigger. Right, which is what he's there to learn specifically.

But yeah, that's a good point. point. To him, it's like, well, why would you watch someone if you'd never even met them before? You can actually meet me, the big time celebrity entertainer guy. And he goes, this is a great opportunity for you. I can't believe all these people who are passing it by. What do you do? What do you do it? You idiots. So he explains that he's not charging the most amount of money as far as YouTubers who are charging for Zoom calls. And there's this one woman, she's got hundreds of millions of views on YouTube. She charges $600 for a call.

I think I'm going to have a call there. And I'm going to, I want to see if I can record some of it and use it as a video. Because that'll be a great video for me. Okay, so that's the reason why you would pay for a call. Because you could repurpose it into content for you. But for the vast majority of people don't have a YouTube channel or aren't trying to build a YouTube channel. Why would they pay for a call? Be supporting her work.

And then I'll be able to pull from her experience. So I want to find YouTubers that I can have calls with myself. And you can record a call with me. So back to this guy, this guy messages me and tells me that, oh, you know, we're both in rough financial situations. You know, let's figure out how we can help each other. And maybe I could, you know, sponsor a video or something like that. And I said, look, you can go to jerrybanfield.com with coupon first like everybody else and pay

$350 for KoffMe. And I'll be happy to talk to you about sponsoring a video. And I'll be happy to apply that towards any sponsored video. cost. You know, you, you, you put up the front end and I'll take that off of whatever the video would have charged 500 for the video. You pay 350 for the call. A, you know, give me another 150. I'll post this video. Straightforward, right? I haven't heard back from him, which is, I mean, what is the negotiation we're a part of? I don't know. Why am I a part of this? Pretty straightforward, though. Fine. I don't care. Because what's nice when you know you're

value and you you hold it. It's like anybody who's not interested, I don't care why. I know what I'm worth. I know a call with me is worth at least $350. I've had calls with people that have changed my life. And a lot of them have been for free. So I know, you know, some of you that don't have that many friends and that many people you can talk to.

Oh, there's the quiet part out loud again. Some of you thought I want of friends, people to talk to. So you're targeting lonely people. who need a friend. And bragging about his worth, is that different from your net worth? Oh, wow. Right. The worth is somebody to brag about that worth, who cares?

What's the difference? Yeah. Well, I have thoughts on that. We'll get into that in a little bit. I think I'll some other clips because the fact that he says he's worth $350 an hour, I have some issues with that. You know, some of you that don't have that many friends and that many people you can talk to, you know, one call with me could be a breakthrough for you. Is he trained therapist?

Is he like, what value does he provide? He's living his life like a shit hat. You know what I mean? It's just like, I mean, I can also talk to my friend who's like really into drugs about how they should be a breakthrough for me. Well, he just said it. He's had many conversations with many people and some of them have changed his life. Right. His life.

Right. He doesn't change other people's lives. No. Definitely not. And he started this video on talking about how lonely he was. Yes. Are you lonely? cool, give me money

and then I won't be as lonely and I'll have money. He just said he needs to find out how to meet fellow YouTubers. Yeah. They're outside. Yeah. You're avoiding them right now actively. He's right there.

Well, he feels good turning people down. But I feel really good cutting out all these distractions in my life, cutting out and saying no. Like, I should be the one rejecting people. I should be the one rejecting women, saying, you know, no. That's, you know, no thanks.

I'm good. I'm not interested in seeing you. I'm not interested. Like you, you know, the way you acted before, I'm good. Like, I don't, I'm not going to try and exchange value with you. I'm not. I'm not going to talk about the, uh, Lindsay, the astrology lady again. Maybe.

There was some anger right there that came out. Always forget about this part of Jerry, the revenge, Jerry. Well, he got a taste of it at the strip club, right? He got to turn down women for the first time. He's like, this is how it's supposed to be. It's like gladiator, we just got a thub like this. Am I going to tilt it up or down? Get out of here, bitch.

He's also got up, sat down, turned on the light, turned it off like four times now in a loop. Oh, yeah. He's manic. There's an energy that. It's not healthy or stable. I'm not going to try and exchange value with you. I'm not going to try and exchange value professionally

after how our dating went. You know, you can pay like everybody else. And that feels so good. Clearly. Telling bitches to hit the bricks. It feels so fucking good. Cool. All right.

So this is where he gets into, like, he knows what he's worth. And, uh, yeah, I have some thoughts on this. There's a way. They get hell of triggered. You can't.

What? I was like, what? I can't decide how much I'm worth and charge it. You tell me I can't decide how. much I'm worth and charge it. So here's the thing. You can.

You can decide what your hourly rate is and you can tell people, hey, if you want me to spend an hour with you, it's going to cost $350. But there's another side to this. There has to be customers willing to pay that amount because I can come on here and say, I'm worth $50 million a minute. And sounds awesome, right? Minutes go by pretty quick. We're going to pay $50 million a minute.

But no one's willing to pay that. So Jerry's trying to convince himself and convince the world he's worth $3.50 an hour. I'm skeptical. He wanted to make his school community $49 a month, and he had a lower to $9 to get anyone on there. So the fact that he went from $96 for a half an hour to $350 for an hour, nothing else has changed. He's just saying he wants more money. He's like, well, no one was paying the $9. So obviously they think I'm worth a lot more.

Right. These prices have been all over the fucking price. But nothing in the product has changed, just the price. And it's all transparent. It's one thing, there are luxury brands that jack their prices up. And people want to spend money for the luxury brand. They've built up their brand in a way that's like, I feel good having that. Let's say you have a female Jeep.

And you just want to, you're just proud of yourself, you know? You have a really nice Jeep that women enjoy and you want to drive it around town. and show it off in Toronto to your Canadian potato friends. Who drives a redsline? Anyway, I don't know where I was going with that. I got lost. I felt really specific. The problem is the transparency.

If people could see, you know, what they call the Apple tax. You know, Apple products are more expensive because they're like, hey, you know what, fuck you. That's their slogan, right? Yes, that's what Jerry's doing, except for, hey, man, three. months ago. It only cost this much because I was going, fuck you pay it. I'm like, no. I don't see any value in this. I mean, people have paid me as much as $1,000 an hour

to talk to me before. Okay. I love that setup. People pay me a bunch of $1,000 an hour to talk to me for. Wait until you find out what this actually is, because he's going to explain it because he is the most honest man on the internet. Barry Janfield's got it right. I love his honesty. I had my call

at a thousand dollars an hour on clarity FM back in a day. And Yeah, this guy, some guy in crypto paid it. I was literally in the back of the car while my wife was driving with our daughter. And I'm on the phone with this guy. This is paying me at a rate of $1,000 an hour. So divided by 60 is paying per minute at $1,000 an hour to pitch me on a crypto project that I said no to.

This guy paid $1,000 an hour to, you know, I mean, I think I made, you know, $3 or $400 in a few minutes, whatever that. You know, like 15, 20 minutes, 20, whatever, like 20 minutes, I made like $300 or something. And he paid that to pitch me on something I said no to. Hold on. Let's think about this real quick. So it started with $1,000 an hour. But then it turns into, well, that's the pro-rated amount. It was actually $300.

And he was trying to pitch me on something and trying to get my buy-in on a product. And it's only happened one time in my life. So this is obviously the exception, not the rule. I was at worth $350. One guy was paying me $1,000 an hour, which was actually $30 bucks for the call as long as it needed to be. Again, this is a lot of insighted how he thinks. Yep.

He's like, one person did it. How many more suckers are like that guy? Like, nah, it's a stupid project. I'm not doing it. And I know a lot of us are afraid. So, you know, there's, I was listening to the essentialism. And he was talking about learned helplessness. And there's kind of two ways of learned helplessness.

One is you give up and don't even think you have choices. You just accept the pain and then complain about it and whine, but you really feel helpless. But the other learned helplessness is that you take everything in front of you. Like you have such scarcity mindset that you just have to take everything in front of you all the time. And I see with my business, you know, abundance mindset means I film videos and I only interact with people who value my time

and who really support me. And if you don't value my time and really support me, like I'm not saying, you need to pay forever. But like you want to get in my phone list, you want to get in my contacts, you know,

next time I go to the gun range and I know you're into guns from our call. You know, maybe I send you the videos. You're scaring me now. Do you hear all convoluted this has become? Yeah. Yeah.

So we have a conversation and maybe a year from now, I remember that you were into ice hockey and I'm at a NHL game. And I send you a video of me watching a goal get scored. Like, so we're friends? I'm confused. What does this mean? What am I gaining?

And in the meantime, he's giving this away for free. Right. I don't understand what he thinks this is. He's like, but you're, Carl, you're in my phone list now. Yeah. I could potentially message you. Okay. So you lose.

I've never had a friend pitchy with that. I'll say your number at my phone. And you know what? Someday I might even send you a note. I know where you live. So weird. Anybody that's just following him only knows him for the past couple months as somebody desperately trying to get a woman to go on a date with him.

True. And failing at it. So how can that be the same person who's like, I'm worth $1,000 an hour? You should be paying to be in my phone list. Right. These are the same person. So you disconnect here.

We're watching, you know, he's constantly worried about what he's doing with his life and changing his business model and talking about moving back in with his mom and maybe I should get a job and maybe I shouldn't do this. Like this guy lacks confidence. And then he's like, and if you want to be just like me. Yeah. In a constant state of panic. Right. Get confident, stupid. posting, you know, you can have a call for me and then we're connected.

It's wild. Ask me questions. Tell me about yourself. Listen to what he says here. And then you've, you know, like some of you've spent so much money supporting me, but you've never, I don't know you. You spent all this money supporting me. I'm never out of call to you. And others of you that have paid for calls, like there's this woman, she paid for several calls with me.

And I still remember her. I still remember so much about her and her story. and then it was so nice when she when I used to do live streams like I would I would know her by name and her comments meant so much more I also I did a big analysis with

chat GPT I took all my YouTube data from all my channels and it seems like live streams are mostly a waste of my time dude do you guys remember it's like two weeks ago he's like fucking live streams this is the tits right here I go on here I read your comments I have to prepare anything

you guys are giving me money in super chats he loved it then what is he doing at VidCon? Dude, everything that he likes, he does a 180 from at a certain point. I don't know how much time has to pass, but at a certain point,

he'll completely change everything he thinks about it. Because they don't get as many minutes watched on average. They're not as watchable after I'm live. And it's like what you all seem to like overall is these videos where just I talk. I mean, he's got it all figured out, I guess. So you see he's wearing his Jerry Banfield shirt, the orange one that really pops. I have a very similar shirt.

Thank you to Chaos Queen for making that for me. Let's find out why Jerry wears that when he goes to Vid Summit in Dallas. So what I'm super interested, I'm going to wear these Jerry Banfield shirts. And I'm super interested to see if anybody recognizes me because among content creators, I am much more recognizable than the general public. Because if you're on YouTube and creating content all the time, it's, you know, As long as I've been on YouTube, it's much more likely you've seen me than the general public. So I'm going to wear these shirts to see if anybody recognized me.

Also, I don't have to wear a name tag. He just wants to be recognized. He spent thousands of dollars to go to this thing because he's like, there's a better chance of a celebrity there. And here he is in his hotel room hiding from them. He just wants to get recognized. This is so pathetic. Oh, Jerry. 3.50 to talk to you for an hour, man.

Oh, shit. I didn't know that he used to be a real heavy gamer and streamer of him playing games and that there are people who know him as a locale guy who freaks out while he games. Yes. And there are like compilations of him just like screaming at the screen and tube tops playing these video games that are like viral. That people like, check out these crazy streamers. And he's always one of them. Yeah.

No, that's true. I mean, not mainstream. But, no, like he said, at the audience of where he is right now, where he shouldn't be in his room, he should be out there being that guy. Yeah, if you're addicted to YouTube, you've probably seen him embarrassing himself in one way or another. He should have the tube top on. He should. Yes, thank you. Where do I know you from?

Hold on. Oh, a tube top guy. This is sad. This is where Jerry reflects on. Oh, this is sad. Well, hold on. I have a clip coming up. It's sad.

All this is been exciting. I have a clip here where he kind of looks back at what's happening in his life and with his family. That's what's fun is that we do have different preferences and different tastes. And I face time to my kids after I got to the hotel. And it's just so weird. It's like, you know, for most of the last 15 years, I would have talked to my ex and she'd want to hear all the details and we'd have reminisce. It's just, it's like crazy now that she's just all over this new boyfriend talking to him all the time and just like has no interest in my life. anymore. It's like it's weird.

Oh. You know, because I'm, that's, I don't. Does your boyfriend have $350? And actually weird is not the word for that. No. It's actually pretty normal.

It's very normal to not want to spend a lot of time with your ex. I don't know if there's anybody in my life besides maybe my mom and my brother that I've spent more time with than my ex. And, you know, I still talk with my mom and brother a lot. They haven't moved out from you. she has. I hardly charge them anything. Wait till you hear what's going on with him and his mom's.

Oh, no. This is not great. I went to my mom's house last night. I popped a bag of popcorn at her house. I hung out there for 30 minutes. She made it very clear that I'm not living with her. And she has no interest to me living with her. And that is not an option.

Wow. This is breaking news as far as I'm concerned. Because he said, he brought up to his mom. He was like, Mom, you know, I have a lot of debt. And I can't afford this house anymore. Yeah. This was a hot option. shit a couple of days ago.

It was. And now the mom's like, by the way, I gave it some thought. There's no fucking way in how I hear living with me, Jerry. Give me that fucking popcorn. You alluded to that. I only think that was the exact amount of time you spent with my mom. I spent 30 beds with my mom, which is, by the way, worth $175.

I hope she realizes that. I will invoice her. Right. Minus the popcorn. Thanks for that. So I'm like, good. And that's all right, mom. I'm going to find 300 people that are going to pay me $350.

by the end of the year and or 100 people that'll pay three times you know for a total I'm going to find all I need is a few hundred people and I'm going to print more than I need like Scarface he wants a half side he wants more than he needs so he goes to his mouth and he goes

there's a sucker port every minute I was going to find 300 of these suckers for some reason I have a bunch of money laying around and then I'll be good to go Like that's, why is he saying this to us? Again, the product doesn't exist. There isn't a product. Having a Zoom call with Jerry, it might be fun.

It might be interesting. It's not worth $350. And it's not anything. You have to make it a thing. The person who calls him has to make it a thing, right? You have to ask him questions or tell him about yourself for some reason. I don't feel it. It ends up being just listening to his problems, right?

I guess, but that's available for free. Yeah, exactly. That's the free product. If you're going to interact with them, then you're supposed to ask them, whatever. It's so weird. But the fact that he says, I just need 300 people

who I can trick into giving me this money and I'll hit my goal. $100,000 in the next 100 days. But in the meantime, Mom, I'm really down on my luck. Can I borrow some people? Yeah. And will you be one of them?

Yeah. Yeah, I want 100 grand by the end of the year because life is perfectly capable of giving me that. And me having, me having 300 calls with 300 people will be absolutely amazing for 300 people. Like that's some huge value. I could give 300 of you. And it would cost you all collectively very little. Like you all collectively, all of you watching combined are probably worth $100 million.

Holy shit. I never thought about it this way. All right. Starting now, our Patreon is going up to $5,000 a month. You all you people are worth hundreds of millions of dollars collectively. I'm charging five bucks a month for Patreon. Fuck! Jerry's right about this one.

Adam's getting so dejected by this. He's so turned off by this whole thing. I didn't want to mention it, but he started this with like talking about his kids. And then he just forgot about them as he seems to and goes off into this. And you're like, they spend time with him. They live with him part of the year. Like, how is it? is he providing for them? What is he doing? And how does he talk like this in front of them?

Which he does all the time. He does these vlogs in front of them. He lets them in on all of his chaos and not knowing where they're going to sleep or live. And all he ever says is, they're so great. They handle it so well. They're my best friends. He was doing that $1,000 phone call from the back seat of the car. Yeah, right. His wife and daughter were in the front. Beast. And, you know, some of you even that don't think you have that much, money. It's, do you see how I'm living?

Yeah, just charge it. Give me money and just go to debt. What's the problem? I'm not struggling financially. I'm having an awesome time and the money is on the way. I can feel it coming in the air tonight and I'm going to need to get my silly ass to bed soon. It is, we went, we did a time change today.

It's 11.13. It's after midnight East Coast time. I'm going to take a bath and upload this video. Dude, then he goes into the bathroom He's ever taking a bath at a hotel room? It's weird, right? Not sober, no. Not sober, I can play it.

Both you guys got real quiet. Me and Adam couldn't fit it in the same ones. Yeah, not together. Got weird. All right, one more video. This is from a different video that he put out. This is called I spent $2,000 to be lonely at Mid Summit. Dude.

So let's see what he's saying in this clip from the parking lot. I also, I wonder, I'm like, am I a genius with my finances or am I crazy? Because I dropped, it was actually over 500 yesterday at Texas Gun Experience. And this conference is costing a couple thousand for this week between the $1,000 ticket, the plane flight, the rental car. I'm sorry, the two options are genius or crazy? Those are the two options? Crazy. It's not genius.

I wouldn't have gone crazy. I mean, I might have. But if those are the two options, give us something in the middle there, buddy. Anything more moderate? We couldn't. The hotel room. And I realize it's obvious to many of you how I'm crazy. It's like this guy's got a couple hundred thousand in debt and he's just blowing money like there's no tomorrow.

But it's obvious to me how I'm a genius. Like, don't worry. There's going to be lots of money that's going to come in. People are going to go to Jerry Banfield.com who spent all this time watching these videos and realize that I'm someone you can. talk to and having a conversation with somebody that you feel like you can really open up with and that can understand you and, you know, can also be there to support you. Like, that's precious.

Now he's understanding me and supporting me. Is that a new part of this product? Yeah, I haven't heard that worded. Do I need him to understand me? And why would he? I don't share any of this guy's. He wouldn't. Yeah, I don't share any of this guy's values.

I don't think we'd agree on anything. Jerry, do you like baseball? I don't know. I don't even know what we'd connect on. I guess we're both streamers. There's that. This guy goes, you guys don't think I'm going to make any money and I'm crazy. But people are going to go to Jerry Banfield.com and give me money.

He's been saying this for months. He's been saying this all year. Files one, we collect underpants. So the problem I'm having here with Jerry is that while he's trying to manifest this business and this money and those people giving him money for no reason, and he's forgetting a very important part of manifestation, and that is actually having a clear goal to that path to understand how you're going to get there. You know, that's worth the, you know,

I charge 500 for a call, and then I give $150 coupon off. If you use coupon code first, you know, it'll be 350. And the average person's not going to pay that. And the average person is just going to be stuck in their identity and stuck in their ego. And that's something that's cool with me, I constantly reinvent myself.

I'm not just stuck in some ego and some image. No, no, you're not. You constantly reinvent yourself and your business and your business model. Wow. Here's why he's fucking crazy. He is crazy.

He is crazy. He spent all of that money to go there. He didn't go to, he didn't get a table, he didn't promote himself, he didn't go to any kind of conference or any kind of show. And whenever he would live stream,

he would say, I got to go be by. myself alone to do it. That's the opposite. You're supposed to do it in the hall with everyone around so you can grab other YouTubers and they can see you streaming. He found a quiet parking lot and went to the

roof where there'd be no cars so he could vlog. Why did he go there? He's wearing his shirt. I don't think, I don't think you're understanding. He's wearing the Jerry Banfield shirt. No one can see it. He could jerk off the porch side to the room. He just said in front of his

Kids, I am happy. The universe will provide. I'm like Phil Collins. It's in the air tonight. Kids, I don't know where we're going to sleep for the next couple months. And by the way, grandma said no dice. But the kids took it great. They're doing great.

He goes, mom, your grandchildren need a place to live. And she's like, no. Are you with them? No. Not you. Leave them here. He is fucking crazy. That's why I love this band.

because the combination of being this crazy and thinking he's a genius, thinking on a genius level that none of us can even comprehend is what makes it so. That we need his help. It's so captivating. I know he said in that clip, I kind of glossed by it. He's like, look it. The average person's not going to pay for a call with me. That's why it's just a fucking average person.

If you want to be above average and do things different, you'll give me money to tell me about yourself. Yeah. We're always talking about the parallels with Stut Joe. Stuttering John Melendez. He's so not like him in many ways. John would never talk about his debt. Jerry's like, I'm going to come up with something. John would never say that.

He'd say, I've got something in the works. It's amazing how honest he is about his failures. He's so honest about it. It's time for a game. Is it weird or is it gay? What will Lairn't say today? Is it gay? Welcome to Annie, our review girl.

Hi, Annie. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. And also Megan, who's here sporting her Yankee shirt today. What's up, Megan? It's going. It's going. I know you missed last week.

I know there's some problems. Hopefully everything's getting sorted out. Absolutely. Okay, good. Glad to hear that. All right, we're going to play. Things happen. Oh, plumbing's fun, isn't it?

Oh, yes. We are going to play, is it gay? This is the game. where Aaron Imholt sets something up. We try to figure out whether or not he's going to call it gay or not, because Aaron is unable to come up with anything witty or interesting when trying to analyze new stories. And he thinks that calling things gay is funny and entertaining in 2026.

It's just easy for him. It's easy, right? It's an easy way out. So we're going to do five rounds with one point per round of Is It Gay? And then the final round is multiple choice. worth three points. So now that you know, the rules of the game. Here is round one of, is it gay?

DP Granny says, Stilto OZempic arc incoming. It's not. It's not incoming. No. It's not, I'm not going to be on an Ozempic arc. I've been 215 many times before. I've been 225 many times before.

We can do this. Just put it. Like, if I would put in the minimal amount of effort on the eating side of things, Tim Finman says, oh, I see the issue now. You've tied motivation to others. I live for others. That's the whole point. Like, I'm an old man now.

I can't be living my life for me. Do you know? Is it gay to live your life for you? Adam? Yes. Carl. I'm going to say, no, it's not gay. Where's my others?

There's my sign. No one would know what I was talking about if I didn't have this. Not gay. Chris. I think it'll be gay. Annie. I think Aaron thinks it's gay. All right.

I'm the only one. Let's go. Oh, what a gay piece of shit you are. God damn. Because I paused it when I did her. I was like, crept up quickly. You're living your life for you at. I'm going to be 40, right?

All right. I was off on that one. Plenty of time to come back, guys. And all the people who are rooting for the Cousal Roo's out there. Round two. Whalen with a dollar says, I bet there's calories in your water flavoring too, isn't there? I don't think so,

but I can check. How many calories are in that canned beverage you're drinking right now? Bro, like five, 10. I'm sorry, 10 calories. And 1,000% of your daily amount of biotin. I don't know what biotin does. Let's find out what biotin does. What does biotin do?

I think it makes you a shit liquid. If I'm not mistaken. I've had a Celsius or two. They're so gross. All right. Is biotin, also known as vitamin B7, gay? Annie. No?

Chris. I think it makes you gay, yes. Carl. Not gay. Adam. I'm going gay. Oh, God, again. All right, here we go.

Also known as vitamin B7. Oh, that sounds way less cool. How does your body convert the food you eat into you? Yes. Wait, let it play out. He'll say gay eventually. I know. All right.

So I just came back with that, I think. Correct. Everything's even. Round three, like we're starting anew. If the Cubs can win tonight, starting a new in the series. no big whoop getting blown out in game one nobody cares oh hey man i'm sorry

um Colin Kaepernick is still angry did you know that about what you just the cops he's mad at the cops why what do you do he's just he's still got that fucking afro dude like we get it

you're more concerned about the nose like you're mixed race and you need to prove your blackness is it gay to emphasize your black side when you are mixed race. Adam. Yeah. Carl.

I'm going to go with gay. Chris. Not gay. Annie. Gay. All right. You got to be extra militant. Just fucking stop, dude.

I guess he bought knee pads from kneeling so much. No, he's really, like, he still thought he should have been back in the NFL. Oh, come on. He set you up. I know. I set you up. kneeling so much Shut the fuck up

I'm trying to get a point here Chris you got the point Good job Yeah me and Annie are tied with two For the lead All right Round four Let's go

You know I killed Jake Chillonhall At the end of the movie What? No he doesn't kill him Does he kill him Jake Chillanhall dies I don't know if he killed him directly They had a fight with robots

And I think he got shot trying to kill Peter Parker? Like self-inflicted, like Peter jumped out of the way. Kind of like the way Toby McGuire didn't kill Willem Defoe. He just jumped out of the way, so Willem Defoe could, you know, spear himself with his board. Hey, I only watched the Robert Downey Jr.

superhero movies. Oh. Sorry. No idea what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah, it's funny. Is it gay to talk about Toby McGuire's Spider-Man? Annie? yeah

Chris yeah it's pretty gay Carl gay Adam gay gay you're talking about

Toby McGuire Superman what are you fucking gay Jesus Christ Is Aaron you be more afraid of AI than anyone else on the planet It'd be so easy to program his show And he just opied Poor Johnny

I know Finally has something to say it he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. So it's gay. But he always says that to Johnny. Yeah. I don't know why Johnny puts up with that.

All right, round five. I see this and I just think, like, I see Bernie Sanders. Hey, so Bernie Sanders, your thoughts on AI. And I just look at this. I'm like, this guy is too old to have a opinion that holds sway over things happening in our country. Like, I'm sorry. Like, this is the, this just looks like the, like, and maybe he's, well-informed and all this stuff. But on

its face, it looks like the example of, and this is why you guys should AI? Like, what is that? Is that a form of a form of, is that a new app? Is that? I hear you, but what if Bernie came out when they asked him about stuff and he just started getting really non-PC? Is AI gay? Adam? Yeah.

Carl. Not gay. Chris. Is that where he's going with this? Is AI? gay? I got to say not gay. Annie? It's not gay unless you program it to be. All right.

Let's find out. And he just went, I hate AI because it's gay. And I think that the Jews running it should be punished. Yeah, Bernie Sanders always talking about the Jews. All right. Ah, good stuff, Aaron. I think about it's a fan of the show now. I just like laughing with you guys. What's the thing where you fall in love with your captors?

Stockholm. Stockholm. I think it's Stockholm Center when it comes to Aaron and Holt. I'll talk to my therapist about it. You should. You spent too much time with Steeltoe. I blame me. All right.

Final round worth three points. What's the current scores producer Chris? You have two. The rest of us have three. Okay. I'm still in it. Let's find out. we're going to hear a prompt here and then we're going to get multiple choice potential responses

take it away erin packerbacker says Aaron doesn't appreciate goals like that even as a tottenham guy i was like nice shot i don't give a fuck about soccer stop poisoning me with bullshit i don't like soccer guess what now i know what i'm going to get on rumble link friday that i just fucked myself all the way all the way i don't give a shit about soccer stop pressing things on me that you know i don't like when I've got a show full of stuff that I'm excited about. Why do you want to ruin my mood? I don't think I have

any fans. I think it's all over. Bravo. Good clip. Accidental moment of self-awareness? Exactly. Aaron doesn't quite understand the diversity of his fans.

Not everyone is into the twins, Vikings, and Golden gophers. How does Aaron feel his audience sees him? One, a court jester, B, a monkey in a zoo.

Next, a side show curiosity. And lastly, a rat in a cage. Adam? Rat in a cage. Carl. Court jester. Chris?

A sideshow thing. Annie? Jester. God damn you, Annie. Smart. Smart. Well, I can't win, but let's find out. I think it's all just,

I'm a monkey at the zoo. Oh. Nobody. Is that the one no one picked? Yes. Wow. Okay. I thought for sure he'd be the hero in this.

Nice. Saving that for the white power hour. Okay. Fair enough. So everyone won but me, apparently. I don't know. You guys want to give Carl a couple points or something? this fuck face

well played god damn this guy knows callbacks let's see that dick maybe the council pull it off maybe they will Megan maybe PCA and company they're right down the street for me

yeah I know she should be at the game said you're here with us bozos oh well oh wow all right we got a game from Simon the opi or burr game the game we try to figure out

was it opi talking or was it Bill Burr Maddie! It's a long thing. That was Opie. Welcome, friends. I'm your host, Simon, from Painstaking, and I have a special Rainfart edition of Opie or Byr.

So let's hurry up and wait for round one. Oh, my God. That was that, you would think I just started doing radio yesterday. That plug sucked. that plug sucked time to register those votes Adam what do you got on this one Burr and Annie

Opie Megan Burr Bruce or Chris that's Burr I'm gonna say it's burr because he's the one who does plugs I think and here's the answer oh my God that was

you would think I just started doing radio yesterday that plug sucked That's up Megan Good job, Annie. That plush sucked. Yeah. Damn. We got that pause.

Pregnant. Let's play. Round two. And then I take the case off my, uh, Samsung. My Samsung. S-21. That's how old my stupid phone was. Time to register those votes.

Uh, I'm going to go Bill Burr on this. Juan, producer crust. Burr. Uh, Megan. Burr. Annie. Burr.

Adam. Bill Burr. We're all going, Burr. And here's the answer. And then I take the case off my, uh, Samsung. My Samsung. As 21, that's how old my stupid phone was. Phone lasted longer than his kids.

Let's play. Round three. Were you thinking of living color, Wanda Wayne, played by Jamie Fox. Uh, Uh, Jamie Fott, no. Time to register those votes. Wow. Megan, what do you got for this one?

Opie. Annie? Bair. Adam. I'm going Opie. Producer Chris? Burr. And here's the answer.

Were you thinking of living color Wanda Wayne, played by Jamie Fox? Uh, uh, uh, Jamie fought no Hope he's so quick I barely had time to finish my nap Let's play Round four There's a lot of dirty things

That happen in my business I don't participate in them You know I like I don't understand that argument I don't get it It's like well this is what we're being hired to do Time to run

register those votes. Annie, what do you got? It has to be a bar this time. Producer Chris? Exactly. Adam? I'm going burr, Megan. Let's sweep it with burr. Let's go. And here's the answer.

There's a lot of dirty things that happen in my business. I don't participate in them. You know? I like, I don't understand that argument. I don't get it. Like, well, this is. is what we're being hired to do. Bill didn't take nearly as much blood money as Dave Chappelle. Let's play the final round, round five. All right. What are the scores right now, producer

Chris? All right. Carl, you, Annie, and Megan have two. Well, me and Adam have a dignified one. Interesting. All right. Let's go. Oh, it won't go down. Come on. Go down. Scroll down. Oh man, I don't. I don't get how to use computers. There's something on the side. Where is it? Time to register those votes. Bill Burr, what say you, Megan?

Bill Burr. Adam? Opie. Chris or Chris? Burr. Annie? Opie. All right, two Opie's three burrs.

Let's go. And here's the answer. Oh, it won't go down. Come on. Go down. Scroll down. Oh, man, I don't get how to use computers. There's something on the side. Where is it?

Now, you're doing great, Bill. Sounds good. Our champion this week wins a date with Jerry Banfield. Simon from painstaking, reminding you to vote for Carl. Goodbye. Aside from painstaking, thank you very much, Simon. Great game, as always. So was that me and Megan?

Correct. Winning the game? Speaking of Simon making a great game. I appreciate his subtle attention to detail. In that last burr clip, there was like a messenger ding, like somebody's phone while Simon was recording his line. And I thought, oh, maybe his phone was on and the other thing. And then whenever Burr spoke it, it was in Burr's clip. So he put the sound effect in both clips.

Amazing. That's what a professional is. Yes. Simon is fantastic. He developed that game and he continues to make them for us every week. That was the 39th edition of the Opie or Burr game. Feels like just yesterday we met Simon. But it wasn't.

It was like 39 weeks ago. Maybe 40. I think he missed one. Anyway, fantastic game. And Megan, you've been checking out the latest Spotify comments? Yes,

I have. I have two from last week that I missed. And then two from this past week. Sounds great. So run it down. Episode 762. Oh, yeah. We get to go on a date with Jerry.

true. I didn't realize that Simon was able to give that away. But that's worth a lot of money, by the way, bag. I don't know if you realize that. $3.50 an hour. I'll just be hiding in the bathroom the whole time. All right. You guys have fun. All right. Episode 762. Vaslo said, we should start a movement and get Jerry on Rogan's podcast. Yeah. By the way, there's one of people who I think want to be on Rogan's podcast, they can't be. They're not interesting for two and a half or three hours. Jerry could do it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I think Jerry'd be good on any podcast, honestly. And we did have a lot of, a lot of positive feedback since that was your interview with him. So people want to see him again. I want to see him again. I have other questions for him. We got to give some time, though,

some time passed, but I will book him again on the show. He's a little exhausting. By the way, he was ecstatic that I gave him, what, $250? And he was out for over an hour. but I thought his time was worth $3.50 an hour, so I'm confused. A stripper has that money now. That's true. Yeah, he should stop telling us what he's doing with the money.

A stripper who didn't have to do anything but dance. Yeah. I don't think she even touched him. No. Bless her heart. Bless her heart. All right. Episode 763, MLR says the amount of unwanted confidence Ron has since he got Venmo.

and finally starting to get some money is very disturbing. Oh, Ron, yeah. He's been like that for a little while now. Yeah, he stinks. Episode 764, Tafit says, how do lull cows like Kevin live like this? I'm getting secondhand anxiety from how hard Adam embarrassed him.

It's a great question. Turns out he's a criminal who's been arrested in the past for abusing his neighbors. so. Yeah, that was a crazy report. I wasn't sure if we wanted to talk about that on the show today. Every time you're like, why is this guy accusing everyone around him of being a violent

predatory criminal? It's because both him and his wife were arrested for harassing their neighbors. That's my net! Not only arrested, but convicted. Convicted and he represented himself in court. Hey, Your Honor, I'll be the fucking shit out of you.

That's such a Kevin move. Just look the other way. It's so stupid. All right. Last one from your best of episode. Yes. Thank you to add the editor for putting out a best of while I was in Toronto. Jess Zilla said, I am both shocked and not at all surprised that Chad used threats made against him as a reason not to do something, even that far back. Yes. We went back. So at the editor put together, the very first Jerry Banfield covers we had in the show going six years ago with Kaya was our guest co-house. host, fascinating.

And then we had the way that, the origin of Kevin Brennan entering the Dabbleverse, which was a multi-part. So I appreciate at the end of there for putting that together, along with AI Carl. Not nearly as charismatic as real boy, Carl. Which one am I? You won't know. You'll never know. Annie, you're in charge of reading the reviews that we get on Apple Podcasts or wherever

people review podcasts helps our algorithms we encourage people to do that give us five stars shit all over us make it funny make it confusing there any new reviews that will come in yes we have one from cliche mustache saying wow i hate the segment where they make fun of the guy that's so uncalled for you know the one i mean the lame one who has no business podcasting anymore yeah that segment has run its course hasn't it i think everyone could agree on that fun if we're ordering a sausage salad in front of Cardiff. I'm shocked that was the Cardiff's big takeaway

from our time together. You remember that sausage salad before? I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that. I've never seen on a menu before. I don't take a picture of your food. I don't take pictures of my food. Did Cardiff take a picture of your food? He might have. I just think of a picture of him.

I'm like, you talk about my sausage sale and I'll release this. Chad Zio uncle have it so fucking fast. Fat fuck. Spark in 252 says, wow, turd in a bun. Really concise. Five star? That one is a five star. Nice.

And so what's the first one? I appreciate that. Ginger Anagram says, hilarious. If you like old school shock jock shows like Stern or O&A, this show is for you. I hope I did this right. Is that a one-star review? Yeah. Yeah, I knew it.

Five stars only. I knew it. I hope I did this right. They did the opposite we're supposed to do. God damn it. Very funny. No, don't encourage you. Adam, the algorithm.

I'll be laughing about that all day. Oh, boy. We're going to talk tomorrow. Yeah, we have a meeting tomorrow. Get your ass to Detroit, Adam. We got a lot to talk about, my friend. All right. We have a fun show coming up on Friday.

A lot of things planned already. A lot of cool bits. I'm excited about it in pieces. Well said. Anything else we're promoting? obviously the Detroit show is sold out. Adam, what else you have going on, buddy? That's it. Come to Detroit. Say hi to us.

Yes. If you're in the Detroit area, I know we have a lot of fans in that area. You don't have to take to the show. Come by Thursday to Rock and Brews and Royal Oak. We'll be there hanging out and getting drunk. So be there with us. Annie, what do you have going on? I don't have a whole lot going on. Speaking of drunks, go follow Husey.

Husey Entertainment has a great show where there's a whole lot of people on it. And if you like drama, just check it out. for 15 minutes and you'll see what I'm talking about. All right. Yes. Husey Entertainment. Husey with a Z on YouTube. Producer Chris?

Yes. The isotopes are celebrating their 25th anniversary, October 10th at Three Heads Brewery here in Rochester, 186, Atlantic Ave. Yes. What time are we going on? Seven. No. Dors is seven music at eight. He's testing them.

Good. I got it right. And thanks to the great Troy Smith, who's making our posters. for the Detroit show that VIP members will get. They'll be on sale there if you want to get a WATP poster. He also made our flyers for this isotope show. And the album art. For the album.

We have a brand new album that will be available wherever you stream music. The Isotopes Make a Movie. Yeah, it does make a movie. I'll explain it more when you actually get it. Because I'm very proud of it. I think it's great. I'm really happy with the way it turned out. So, yeah, the Isotub.com, for more information if you're in the Western New York area,

if you're willing to travel. It's going to be a big show. my former co-host Kevin, who I started this podcast with 10 years ago, is flying in from Arizona to be there. He's going to sing a song with us. He's going to play some drums with us and a lot of other guest musicians

and things playing some. Should be a very fun show, the Isotopes.com, for more info. Gary and San Diego was our most prolific voicemower, and he brings us the rock and roll voicemail line. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute.

Rock and rolla. I don't know if you guys remember. this but kaya has fucked with us in the past by giving out our phone number for stuff so the official podcast that kaya's on lost another member of the show so they're auditioning to get a new third mic and kaya give out our voicemail number so i'm just going through i was like wow we're getting tons of voicemails just be really popular i just hey the reason why i should be on the official podcast is because fucking jackson and andrew and i go okay so thanks motherfucker kaya thanks for doing that appreciate it uh deluxe

Lady Kay, Deluxe here. Hey, one of the best covers ever. They covered Boston. Foreplay, a long time, was VV Clinic at a Rochester. They rocked it. Look at that, Deluxe. VD. Clinic was myself, producer Chris, and Jenny from the Jingles Department. Oh, I was some other guys who gives a shit.

And we did four play in the long time. Yep. It was a cover song at the Valentine's Day show. Not an easy one. No, it's fun, though. It was a lot of fun to learn. Yeah, that was a good one. Hey, devil versus players, next time you've given an opportunity to crush some pus.

Make that noise. Those dumb bitches from Carl's outro make when you're going down on her. Thank me later in the comments. All right, some advice on crushing puss. Appreciate that. There's a prediction for Ron the waiter. Hey, Carl. Sorry about the strike, man.

Fuck those fuckers. And I want to hear all about. your vacation with Cardiff up in Canada, you two fairies flipping about this sashaying up and Down Young Street in Toronto. I want to hear all about it. Also, I

have a prediction. Ron the waiter is going to become a tranny. Hear me out. The body language, the way he holds his head like Joan Crawford, the inappropriately long hair, he so desperately

once styled. The open shirt that he so desperately wants to wear a scoop neck down. And he's a sexless older male. I've seen this before. Others can attest to this. So he doesn't need a mattress. He needs us to send him makeup products and hair products and jewelry. Ron LaWada will soon become a tranny. Hey, Elpy, from now on I want you to call me Rhonda. I could see it. Any thoughts? I think that would be incredible. I agree.

I think he'd win us back if he did that. He's lost a lot of the dabble for his butt. That would be an interesting move on his part. Producer Chris, we should listen closely to this voicemail. Hey, this message with Carl and Chris. I didn't know if it was possible to you guys could clear your throats a few times for the show. or maybe make more dry mouth and lip sounds for all the entire show. Everybody loves it, and we really appreciate it.

Or maybe it's just all the poop on your lips. Okay. Don't call me back. Have a good one. Bye. I know. I'm acutely aware of that. I apologize.

I'll be better. I have a request. I don't think you're going to do it, but maybe somebody else in the devilvers can do it. I want super cuts from Jerry Badfield, all types of supercuts. I want a super cut for the Ander I want a super cut of him Talking about dating

I want him talking about Dating is the most soul-crushing shit That's ever happened to me Followed by dating is the most amazing thing that's ever happened to me Dating is the best $10,000 I've ever spent this year I want all that shit I want super cuts from Jerry

Let's go Dabble verse make it I had multiple voicemails that were similar to that People want From different people people want to hear Jerry supercuts and I like it I think it's a good idea it's good on it

Jerry Jerry Jerry here's a little devil verse breakdown Hey I've been looking at all this dumb dabble verse shit and here's what I think everything is boiling down to you you ready This is going to be the new dabble verse rule If you're not fucking hilarious Georgia's part of the worst soap opera in history

That's it So if you're not fucking hilarious quit thinking you're fucking so goddamn important. You weren't. Be more funny. All right. So four of us are part of a soap opera and the worst one in history. Congratulations, producer Chris.

Our best of episode is talked about here. Jesus Christ, Carl, a four-hour best-up episode. Are you going to have any best-ofs left? I think you just fucking bet your load. Jesus. All right. Well, I think you've had a lot of. He had an idea and I said, go for it.

So a labor of love. And for money. Cow photographer calling it. Hey. Hey, a scout photographer. I had a question. I know Dr. Steve hasn't been on for a while, but I have some questions about vaginal fisting that I'm liking to answer specifically.

Where does it all go? It's in there. I see it in there. it's just Go Right well It could go for a while actually You'd be surprised how many miles of tubing there is

It's like the back rooms Right He just keeps going Exactly God someone was showing me You know being a host of the creep off It's not good for your psyche But I stumbled upon

Or your friendships Right no shit I stumbled upon when an anal fisting goes wrong and that there's a woman with her intestines laying next to her. That's too aggressive, right? I'm more, by the way, I have a gentle

approats when I'm a gentle apparel when you're not grabbing and pulling but when you're not doing that, you're crushing pus. Whatever noise I'm supposed to make. I can tell. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Pussy, that's the thing

on the other side of the butt, right? Not familiar. Okay. Blind Mike calling us to the show. Hey. Hey, Carl, blind Mike here. Long time, no talk. I don't think I've been on the show for quite some time.

I want to let you know two things. I'm not Blind Mike anymore. I'm gay, Blind Mike. Kirk Minahan. All right, Carl. I'm gay. All right. So I co-host a show with White Mike every week called Devilverse Live.

If you're not familiar, check it out. Wherever you download Populins. Podcasts. Subscribe to podcast, Devilverse Live. Mike and I talk about the devilverse. Twinkle, twinkle little star. Carl eats poop in his car. In ventilated seats, he will eat.

We think it's gross. He gives it a treat. Twinkle, twinkle little star. Carl eats poop in his girl car. Long-lived hoody socials bitch. Robbins, Ron. If you didn't get your voicemail played and you just heard that, I know you're enraged right now. That's what gets played?

I don't have a provocative voicemail with a lot of points. I wanted to get across to people. You just sing twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, a little sorry. I say, Curly's poop and do you get played? I don't know why. I don't make the rules. I make the rules. I got to go.

Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Go, Cubs, go. Okay, bye Yes Thank you for tuning in

Bye Bye Man, that was a good episode That was a good episode I enjoyed that All right everybody You know, this was a great podcast It was very revealing

Jesus, I gotta go This is getting stupid Bye guys I don't know Who gives a shit Why I'm even still doing this? I'm out of here Alright,

Okay, bye Point to which one is the... Did you touch up to that? Yes. Smart.