Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep767 - Live in Detroit Year 5

Episode Date: October 4, 2026

This week we’re live in Detroit covering Black Fat Femmes, Woke Dad, a cop cam, Opie Unfiltered, Bill Burr, Mojo in the Morning, Megan Markle, Howard Stern, Stuttering John, and Jerry Banfield. Thanks to Drew Lane, Dave Landau, Brandon McAfee, Jim Bentley, Adam Busch, Trucker Andy, Eric Zane, Lucy Tightbox, Jenny Jingles, and Producer Chris. And thanks to Detroit for another sold out show! WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Not my throat That's my dad And that concludes The Kevin Brennan segment For tonight No more Kevin Brennan The rest of the night Hello

Welcome to WATP live In Detroit Our fifth year Here in Detroit We love you guys I'm Carl Producer Chris is with me As always

Hello We got a big show We're happy to be In the land of white rappers one of them is good. Who to thunk? So, yeah, this is exactly where we want to be.

Rock and Brews. Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, this is what they envisioned for this place. When they came up with the concept, we're very excited about it. We have some people that you know from the show, some people you know from the Drew Lane show. Any Drew Lane fans here? Excellent.

Well, let's not wait any longer. We have a lot to get to. So I want to bring up the... first guests that are going to be part of the show. And that's going to be Drew Lane, Dave Landau, and Brandon McAfee. Gentlemen,

please make your ways to the stage. I had no fucking idea. I was announced. I was talking to Adam Bush. I just walked out by happenstance. What did I just say to you? I go, guys, pay attention. I'm going to bring you up and down on the stage. The last thing I said to you is before I left the green room.

I was coming out to, sit behind the merch table. Where is Dave? Dave? I told Dave, like, Dave, you're on the first segment of the show.

Do you think I was doing 20 minutes of stand-up? He's been here before. He's done. Could there be some possible failures within the system that you've worked out, Carl?

I feel like there is. By the way, there's headphones for you, buddy. Feel free to put some cans on so you can hear everything that's going on. And I guess we'll let Dave,

you know, sash his way up to the stage whenever he's fucking ready. Dave's not here. Dave's out here, man. So, Drew, you were checking out a podcast called the Black Fat Femms podcast. It's hosted by Dr. Jonathan Paul Higgins and Jordan Daniels, Dr. John and Joe. I'm actually a regular viewer, Carl.

Are you really? Yeah, I wasn't just checking it out. No, actually, I was looking at a lot of the most hideous podcasts that you found that were very small, and you treated them like they were Hollywood productions and critique them very harshly. And this is one of those shows. And I have to say, I really like the host. They're very funny. Okay.

I mean, I think their chemistry is pretty good. The content's pretty crazy. Oh, look at the side of the join us. Oh, how nice. I was really getting some momentum going there. I didn't know you wanted to be a part of the discussion, Mr. Hill. I was urinating. Thanks for stopping by.

Anyway, what was it? Black Fat Fems. No, we're talking about the fantastic host. I loved this show. I loved both the hosts. I think they're fantastic. I went to a deep dive rabbit hole on Dr. John Paul. This guy's done TED Talks.

This guy's appeared on Netflix series, on baking series, and he won. Is he a medical doctor? I don't think so. Okay. He might have the paperwork, but these guys, you're going to love him. Should we start with some clips, Carl?

Yes, we should. I'm going to start off with a clip. This is the intro to a recent episode. It's a production of I-HeartRadio and Dr. John Paul, LLC. Hey, everyone. Welcome to another episode. of the Black Death and Fend podcast where all the intersections of a dedicated. My name is John also known as Dr. John Paul.

And I just, you know, it's just that there's a lot going on. I mean, you got monkeys on the loose. You got people putting stuff in their booty hole. So, yeah, you see, he's delightful. I mean, really, these guys are a lot of fun. His co-host is Joho. Joe Ho, how are you doing over there? I'm, oh, I'm good.

Yeah. It's not my camera. Hello, camera. Yes. What's good? y'all is your girl, Jordan, aka Joho.

I want to tell you, don't do a little girl. Don't do it. Don't do it. Richard. Frank, I am sorry to be here in studio with you

in New York City. Does anybody know what he meant by those things? I'm confused. I don't speak fat, pepponate, or gay. I find there's so many shows

like this where I go, I don't know what these people are talking about. And I definitely did not know what he meant. there. Dave, did you have a bead on what he was saying? I believe he's fat, black, and gay.

Okay. That's what I cause. Okay. Well, um... It's very exciting. Cut three, uh, Dr. John has a guest named Triak Told. And John hits up the guest for a view of an issue in the gay community, uh, a problem actually called booty bumps.

You were the one who put me on to the conversation about consent. for drugs recently. Oh, with Fat Rabbit. Yeah. Yeah. The girls are doing booty bumps out here

and you got to let your partner know. Don't just surprise them with coke in the ass. I'm sorry. What? I know. What? I like the Joho is just like,

hold on a second. We just said coke in the ass. What are we talking about here? I'm confused. Booty bump. Okay, so cut forward. Is that anal warts for real? No. Like, what is he saying?

I'm surprised you don't know about this, actually. I was just to the glory hole in the bathroom. We have a glory hole already? Yeah, I made it. Damn. Oh, thanks. You can slide tips in through the wall. Thanks to Joe's question that, what?

I was clueless as well about booty bumps. So let's get to the bottom of what exactly is a booty bump. And the guest is going to explain that. And there's even a public service announcement about booty bumps, which we're going to look into coming up. Booty bumps or the Coke in the ass. It's best for the booty bump. You take a bump a coat and put it up your butt and then, you know.

Yes. Wait, as in, I'm, explain, say more. All right. So you're like, like, snort into the booty hall, just like chop it up and then thop right there. Or it's like, yeah, same more. So you have somebody who will put drugs in their butt and then like the top, no, and then the top gets high

because he's, you know, because he's on your motions. Or the top will put drugs in the bottom's butt without that and them, no. Oh. So the whole PSA was like, if you want to do that, you need to let your partner know. Yeah. Okay. I didn't pick up on that. So the drugs go in the butt.

Yeah. If I put drugs in my butt, Carl, and then you mount me. And then I go down on you. Yes, you would get high. And then I eat your butt out. And then I have like a weird sense of what eating an asshole is. Because I'm like, it's actually fucking awesome. You know what I mean?

Like, I'm trying to like find that again something. I mean, on every old guy's ass I can find. It's where the licking frog. Hello. Anyway, I'm surprised they're not just all sucking the microphones. Very phallic. Yeah, there's a lot of sexual discussion in the show. This was the thing that really kind of threw Joho.

And me too, I'm like, what's a booty bump? So when he said there's a public service announcement about booty bumps, I'm like, what the fuck? And so I had scoured the internet. I got to find this PSA. And I didn't find the PSA about consent and booty bumps, but I didn't find a PSA that educates unhoused drug addicts about how to use

booty bump kits that are made available to people. So, um... What? This is true. Your tax dollars pay for booty bump kits. So they can really safely get fucked up and live unhoused and have great sex.

Yeah. That cool? So, um, you want to watch the PSA? Yeah. I knew you would. We're from Pieces to Pathways, and today we're going to show you our booty bumping kit. We're going to take a look at what's inside and show you how to use all the items. The pair of gloves, we have four alcohol swabs, two sterile cookers, two condoms, six packs of lube.

Yeah. So there are your supplies. So the next cut. By the way, this is Canada, right? Is it Canada? Yeah, this is Toronto. Oh, okay. This is what the taxpayers are paying for. Oh, the taxpayers of Canada are paying for this. The booty bump kit. It's called a Canadian first aid kit.

Okay, so where does one start when putting drugs in your butt? Cut six. First thing you should do is empty your bowels, go to the bathroom. It makes absorption easier, and it also makes cleanup easier. You want to wash your hands with soap and water, and then you want to take the pair of gloves that's in the kit and put those on. Nobody cares about the gloves.

How did they pick these two people? Does this look like punishment or something? It's got to be. Yeah, they lost a bet. I like when Wittie's like, Nottis, like, you really should clean out your butt. That is true. Yeah, they don't want you to.

They just don't want to get a bunch of shit instead of drugs. That's the important part of this PSA. Okay, bowels empty. Now what? This public service is going to go over the water, soluble drugs that we have to choose from for the booty bump. So you want to take one of these, apply it to the syringe and around your anus. Then you're going to want to get into a comfortable position.

I grab the wrong one again, Drew. That's okay. Hold on. This is the list of drugs. No, I want to hear this. The list of water stockers. Whoa, you will not miss that. We'll play the old thing.

Some common ones would be like meth, heroin, cocaine. MDMA. MDMA. I love how Winnie opened up there You're missing a really important one right now This is kind of a weird public service I don't know going over the drugs That you can put in your ass

With their great kit I mean where are they going with the drugs Isn't that why you shove them up your ass? No no doubt Dave You were doing drugs in a different time I guess my friend yes You don't understand the importance of getting high With your asshole

I see I always thought the asshole Was to bring them over Nope. But if I'm extremely high and I'm staring at the background of these chicks, I don't know, I think that'd give me paranoid.

Looks like the snow TV. I don't know. It's creepy. I just love her haircut. Yeah, notice how she said meth that was the first thing she thought of us. That's how you get a haircut like that. All right, where we go now?

Okay, mix your drug with water. Draw it up with the syringes provided in the booty bump kit. And then we need that loop packet generously provided. So you want to take one of these, apply it to the syringe and around your anus. Then you're going to want to get into a comfortable position. What would a comfortable position be, I guess, squatting?

Squatting. Sometimes people put a leg up on the toilet. Yeah. Whatever is easy. Whatever you've got to do to get comfortable and make it easy for yourself. I didn't think Winnie had experience with this, but I guess that was wrong. I hope. I hope everybody who does this overdoses.

Quite a few of them do. Dude, that's a great phone call. Like, look, we found the drugs up his ass. He did it on purpose. But the booty bump kit was great. Yeah, the is intact. I like that Woody's like, we can put your foot on the toilet. Oh, we're in a public bathroom.

I guess I didn't realize that. That makes sense, yes. That's where you put drugs in your asshole. All right, cut nine. I pretty goodly love this cut because they have close-ups of Magda and Winnie against that super funky background. And let's see, where were we? Okay, insert the syringe

a couple inches into your rectum, depress the plunger, and... You're going to want to hold it there just for a couple minutes, just so everything absorbed, nothing leaks out. So I was wondering what the difference is

with dosing this way opposed to, like, snorting drugs. Yeah, okay, so the main difference is the tissue in your rectum will absorb the substances a lot faster, and it will usually come on stronger. So when you're booty bumping, you're just going to want to try to start

low and go slow. I think that's the case for most substances, but you just want to be extra careful, especially if you've never done it before. Cool. I think booty bumping is just the Gen Z term for butt chugging or something. It is. We've been getting fucked up in our butts for years. Also,

why bother snorting? I mean, it's not like their asshole is pierced. Drew, I got to say this clip is going to be a problem for me because they're like, don't take as much as you normally would take when you put it in your assail. I don't want to like underdose myself

and have to do it again. I'm going to air on the side of way too much. Well, maybe that's why so many people OD this way. Oh, is that you can OD this way? Yes, you can. Nice knowing, everybody. It's been a great run.

Later. I just don't remember getting PSAs like this when I was a kid. It seemed like there's about like bike lane safety or something. Yeah, we never had a this is your asshole. This is your asshole on drugs, PSA? Cut 10, these responsible ladies remind everyone to clean up, which is why there are never

used syringes where unhoused drug addicts hang up. Never, never see them because of this. You can use the hand wipes, clean up your hands. So once you're done with these syringes, you can dispose of them in a Sharps container. Yeah, zero fucks given about this part of the PSA. Why are you wasting your time? Yeah, when I'm doing hard drugs, I'm rarely being responsible. I'm like, what do I have to do for the Airbnb, pull the sheets off the bed? Like, it's not even crossing my mind at that point.

What unhoused people aren't responsible that way? No, definitely not. That's too bad. No, I didn't think so. Anyway. They tend to litter the unhoused. They definitely litter their syringes. They leave their ass plungers everywhere.

Very willy-nilly. Anyway, all these booty bumpers will perk up for Cut 11 because this demo psychographic fucks like rabbits. Check this out. And we also have two condoms included. We usually have condoms included in every kit because people may want to have sex after these drugs. So save sex. Yeah. Well, that's a wrap.

Yes. Very good. Get your drugs checked before. We're using that. I'm confused. So you're having gay sex out in bath and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're going to use a condom, right? Yeah, nothing screams safety first like gay sex on crank. I didn't know that unhoused drug addicts were fucking this much.

Apparently, they're getting laid right and left. Okay, so at the end of this PSA, you see on the screen there, visit Toronto's drug checking service and has a website. I want a job of the drug checking service where I'm like, oh, there's a lot of fentanyl this coke. Sorry, I'm going to take that. Oh, there's a lot of fentanyl with this too. Sorry. You don't have to pay me anything. I'll volunteer for that job. Yeah, I need those fentanyl testing strips for my ass cocaine. All right, we can go back to the black fat femes now. I don't too.

And we will because they're having a heavy conversation about diversity, inclusion, and decolonizing your friend group when... This is really weird. they hear a woman screaming from outside Joe Ho's broadcast area and it's funny the way they handle this. Are current choices more than like some social ranking or some like hierarchy off a body, right? And part of it is also like

people's refusal to expand their own girl. Do you hear that? Yeah, is someone outside screaming? Yeah, let me check. Yeah, go check. Okay, be right about it. Yeah, I'm like, it is not.

the end of the year unless some shit is happening. What is going on? I hate to say it. I just closed my window. I said, I'm so sorry, but like, I can't help. You know what? It's got nothing to do with me.

It's not my business. You got to love that. I mean, they're worried about decolonizing their friend group and all these little things, but don't want to help somebody who's getting raped outside. What's that last? Tee was in a well? I'm podcasting with my front right now. Come back later.

I'm pretty sure the screams came from his house. He's like, hang on some tape got undone. I got to go put this thing back. This is a celebration of black fat fems, and Dr. John brings up the fattest thing I've ever done, which is kind of relating to binge eating. And he has a couple great examples. But the bizarre thing is that his guest here,

Kevin Ortega Johnson, and I noticed that a lot of their guests have, hyphenated names, even the males, three names usually. Anyway, Kevin Ortega Johnson reveals that he can't comprehend this concept of eating a whole gallon of butter becon.

Anyway, he'll explain. This is bizarre. But the fattest thing I've ever done and that I will do again is I've ate an entire gallon of butterpacon ice cream in one sitting. And bitch, I do it again. I will do it again because I can. I can also bust

down an entire thing of crispy creams and pecan pie. I can't do it now because on Zipik won't let me, but I can do it. I can if I want to. The only reason that I kept the straight face is because I've

never been good at either math or science. And I also I have ADHD, so I have time blindness and measurements and numbers mean nothing to me. So if you're like, I've lost 10 pounds, I don't know what 10 pounds looks like. Like, I'm 5-7. I don't know what being 5-7 looks like.

So, like, you said a gallon of ice cream. And in my head, you know that meme of that white woman, like, doing math? I'm like, how much is, like, baron? I love Dr. John Paul. This guy's great. So I guess he sends his 13-year-old to kindergarten sometimes by accident. Tries to dunk, even though he's 5-7. I mean, what?

How was he on time for the podcast? Yeah. He's shown up to the podcast. Sorry. I like that his doctor is just like, you're losing 10 pounds for some, you got to cough that won't go away. He's like, I don't even know what that means. Do you have my clips Carl or no? I do, buddy.

What do you want to play? I just wanted to hit my number one because it sums up the show and it, I don't know, it's along the lines of eating a whole bunch of butter bacon, whatever. Okay, so content settings. What was that? So first of all, our plane was delayed by three hours. Four hours. Let's be clear. We got in at 1.30 in the morning.

What really matters, though? Then we stopped for McDonald's, and that was our fault. Yeah, your fault. I believe you. McDonald's in the airport? Yeah. We was hungry. Yeah, we were.

We were. We were. What's your McDonald's order? Oh, girl, number eight. Good question. With a high sea. That's the filet fish. It used to be enough fish, girl.

But they moved it. I was trying to even chicken, but they didn't have a chicken. Because I was going to do a meat chicken, too. They literally. We're like, we got me chickens. We got the crispy chicken. I was like, I don't want that. So it always just seems us to go back to food, which is great because they are themselves.

They're authentic. But what really sets Dr. John Paul apart is his singing voice. I absolutely love his singing voice. And in my clip two, this is actually what I'm hoping will be Jim Bentley's next top 10 list. Sweet. All right. Take me home, girl. Yeah.

Take me home. I don't want to Yes, I love white bobs. That's a white bobs right there. Yeah, top ten white bobs, Jim. Yes. Here's another one. Any money on there.

Clip three. Another banger. Another one. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I bet you think this song is about you. Don't you? Don't you? No, no, no.

Mm-hmm. That's it with a one or two. Gini, motherfucker. I'm trying to have your. can you need it too. Yes. No, I love his personality. They're so vain.

I mean, he's not wrong. They are white bops. White bops. And then he reminded me of this guy in my clip four. This is who I just saw in my head. Damn, nah, down,

I swear. You're a truthful like Tyler Bill after eating this. Yeah, I love it. No, I love the show. Big fan. It's a good show. I got a musical cut.

It's cut 15, Carl, and this is weird. Actually, the reason I like this clip is not because he's singing. All this singing is fun. Dr. John loves to sing, as Brandon just showed us. But we have these super-duper animated hosts. I mean, they're all over the place and just going crazy. And they have a guest, and the guest is just, looks like the screen is frozen. But actually, they're there to talk about the Dr. Pepper jingle contest they won.

And somehow they go right off into, what song when you hear it makes you stop grocery shopping and have to dance. And so... Literally, them white people were in that studio cooking. When they came or whatever, when they were playing the flu in the middle, everything. Africa, that is a song, Canton and I... Yes, yes. I...

What do you say? What did you say? Something about the rains down in Africa? I troubled the rains down in Africa. Something to that avail. Look at the guests in the bottom. white people were in their bag with Africa. I just have to say it. It's such a good song. And I could listen to that song.

And I will challenge even more. I know I'm probably going way too long with this, but I will challenge even more that Jojo's sample of that song. It's probably one of the best samples that has ever been used in a song. I don't know if you've ever heard it. It's on her, what's the name of her second album? Yeah. He probably did go on too long. But anyway, the guest is just completely Romeo Biggham is like, this is about me, assholes. I want to jiggle for Dr. Pepper. Why are we talking about Toto? She's actually a pretty good guest.

Is she? I mean, that was a big contest, honestly. And she is completely just lost here. And this actually precedes Joho, talking about the song that makes him have to just drop everything and dance. And that's cut 14, Carl. Yeah. You got to listen, boy, I'm a rowdy.

Get down your door and slack your shit. Yes. I was, I just thought he was popping that. in the coffee shop, get down the door, smack, shaking my friend was like,

just to show you, Monica not happening. I said, listen, I was like, Monica just really had some bars this one.

That really is, if that song comes out anywhere, I will stop on doing it and say, so long, over you. That whole album

actually is a, is a key. It very much is. Like, Missy Elliott was in her bag. Like, when I say she was

in her burking with that album. Yeah. Again, the guest just looks completely bummed out the whole time. Actually, that went on for a long, long time. They talked a lot longer.

Why does he have a bookshelf? Oh, he's a doctor, man. He does TED Talks. It's ridiculous. Did you have more clips, Brandon? No. No, I just wanted to make fun of June. So, Drew, I know a lot of times we make fun of podcasts

and we say, like, this isn't very good. But you're a big fan of these guys. I love these guys. They're a lot of fun. I recommend them. These two ladies, I should say. I'm sorry, that was, I was gendered not both. I think the guests really get in the way.

Yes. They should not have guests. It's just the two of them getting real serious. I'm talking to talk. I actually like them inviting guests on and completely ignoring them. It's kind of fun because she doesn't know what to do. You know, if she wasn't on camera, it wouldn't matter. But when you're on camera, it's just so obvious that she's completely bummed out.

And I saw some other guests who were kind of the same way. But anyway, the show only has 339 subscribers. But maybe Black Fat Femms is just too small a niche. Or maybe people just haven't found it. But I thought they were a lot of fun. I really did. I'm a fan. I Googled Black Fat Fems and what came up was not this podcast.

Well, we're here in Detroit, and there's a TikToker that we love to look at. We love to watch when we're here. And that would be our friend Woke Dad. I would do anything in my power to keep them happy, healthy, and safe. The name that they would call their superhero was... Black Dad! I stand up against... injustice.

Stending up for what's right. Dress up and have fun. I call them out on his bad behavior. Homophobia. Transphobia. The most beautiful thing I'd ever seen in my life. I create safe spaces. Shout out to Roberto is back there.

Recording the show for us. Who made that jingle. Fantastic. Now, if you don't know who woke dad is, Daniel Alexander. on TikTok. He has two kids. One of them is trans. The other one is gay. He's hoping that one day they'll both

be trans. Yes. A little disappointed than one of the kids. He loves gender affirming care. He loves it. And he tells these crazy stories that can't possibly happen to anyone, and they see to happen to him every single day. And so I asked Brandon to find some of the old,

because we have some new TikToks out that I want to show you. But I want to start by introducing some of his classics. Absolutely. So if you know like... The interactions you mean? The interactions he has with people like in the Walmart bathroom. That's the most famous one. Or just serving coffee at his coffee shop. That's true.

This real heavy thing breaks out. But Walmart, Walmart is the classic. That's my clip one. About two weeks ago, I got attacked in a Walmart bathroom. Yeah. A Walmart bathroom. And quite honestly, I was standing at a urinal doing exactly what you would expect. Somebody looks just like me to be doing standing at a urinal.

And a man came through the door. He saw the t-shirt that I was wearing that said, Ask me how to protect trans kids. And that was the moment that he decided that I must be a woman. Standing at a urinal. So he grabbed me and trying to shove me out of the bathroom, screaming, you're a woman, you don't belong in here. So yeah, hey, crimes happen in bathrooms all the time.

They most definitely do. Here's the kicker. I'm a cisgendered straight man. And I can promise you that transgender people, they aren't the perpetrators. The perpetrators are almost exclusively cisgendered straight. Yeah. Oh. Nope.

Wait a second. Wait, so what was he doing in the urinal? Was he shitting in it? No, he was wearing a t-shirt that says he protects trans children. Yeah. And so a guy assumed that it must be a trans woman in the urinal and threw him out of the Walmart bathroom. I see it all the time when I go to work. Oh, so what you're saying is he's lying.

Yes. Yeah. You can always read the front of someone's t-shirt when they're standing at a urinal. Right. Because you're just staring at a urinal. at a stranger's chest every time you piss. Wasn't you kind of suggesting that trans people don't commit any crimes that kind of believe all trans people all the time? Well, it wasn't a shooting.

Okay, that's right. Sorry. Is that true, real? So, Brandon, there's some incredible situations. Absolutely. I mean, that's the classic. The Walmart is the one everybody knows. But this happens quite a bit to him.

He sees a lot of various different things. And it's not always for LGBTQ. Q, sometimes he will teach you a lesson by telling you a story and then completely flipping it on you. That's my cut two. Oh, okay. I'm excited. Yeah, I'm sorry. This is this top rated... His top rated post on TikTok. This one's got hundreds of thousands of likes.

I got pulled over with my kids in the car, and I was terrified, and I'm shook. One officer came up to the passenger side next to my kids, and I could see him in the review mirror, and he had his hand on his gun right next to my babies, and the other officer came up to my door and demanded I get out. When I asked why, he asked me why I was resisting arrest. Why would I resist arrest? Why would I be under arrest?

No, I got out. My kids were in the car. And when I got out, he asked me who my kids belong to, whose kids they were. They're mine. Of course they're mine. Why would they be in my car? They're my kids. And he said, well, they don't look like you.

And I asked him, I begged him to call my ex who worked for the town. And just verify it. He got lucky because he did. And then he let me go. And when I asked why he pulled me over, he said, because you look like a suspect that we were looking for. I said, you pulled me over because I'm black, didn't you? If you're wondering, the story is about me.

The emotion is very real, though. It's a black man that I know with biracial children. And if you were extremely surprised when I told the story, but less surprised when you found out it was. about a black man. Yeah. Now you know why we have so much work to do. I think we all just learned a lesson.

I'm just so thankful that didn't happen to him. What a relief. He even gets into some incredible political situations where he's just an observer. Go ahead with my cut three. Sometimes I get the sense that you guys don't understand what it's like to live in a part of the country where the political divide is so evident, where it's so glaring. So I'm going to explain it with one story. and it just happened and I can't believe it.

I pulled up to a stop sign and at the stop sign there was a gas station and there was a truck parked pumping gas. The owner had gone in to prepay for his gas and black truck, black rims, big pipes. And right out the back one side was a Trump 2020 flag and right out the other side was a U.S. flag. I look over and there's a guy wearing one of those veteran hats who just jumped out of his car. It looked like he pulled into the parking lot to jump off. of his car. He walked over about face and saluted the U.S. flag. After he saluted the U.S.

flag, he walked over to the Trump flag. He threw it on the ground and he stomped on it. And then he about face, walked to his car and drove off. All while the owner of the truck stood there with his mouth open. Whoop, whoop!

That happened, right? Things that didn't happen for a thousand? He actually took the time to film these things, he'd be even bigger. For example, in my cut four, we'll see a clean-shaven woke dad. He completely fabricates this story,

but he's the hero. Sitting in my car right now because and you can keep seeing me look over because this woman just pulled up and she parked in a handicapped spot. Okay, show it. And she opened the back window and ran in to the dentist's office. And I actually stopped at the dentist's office

to pay a bill. And she left her infant in a car seat. car by itself while she ran in. And I'm not going to go anywhere until she's back out here because I just don't feel like this is a safe situation. So if you have children, remember it's a small inconvenience just to take them out of the car. I know it's 56 degrees out, but that kid needs to be safe more than you need your convenience.

Just pan the whole shit. Pan the fucking phone. If he were to show an actual infant in there, I think he'd get a lot of uplikes. Yeah, if there was one in there, which there's not. Plus, it's 56 degrees. The kid's fine if there is. She's just going in for a second. Yeah, it's just running into the dentist.

It's a quick hour cleaning. He's called The Shoe Fits on TikTok. He's a fantastic follow. Yeah, so he went away for a while. I feel like I might have chased it off the internet, maybe blind Mike. I don't know. maybe Drew, I don't know, but he's come back recently, which is very exciting. And he just put out a post yesterday because he needs to address the Cornell 7.

Oh, excellent. Obviously, this is an important story, and woke dad's going to tell us how to deal with this and how he's dealing with it in his household. So as of lately, the conversation around the Cornell 7, well, it's a little too close to home for me. There's four teenagers in my house, and they're all about. They're all way into ketamine. Would he get butt raped by seven people or something? Yeah, when he said that I was like close to home.

Also, Johnny Cash would hate you. That age, you're coming up on that age. And wow, it's the whole idea of all of that scary. So I want to share with you a conversation that all four of the teens in my house, both boys and both girls have had, not just now, not just because of the situation that happened, but on an ongoing base. and I think it's an important conversation to have with all teens or honestly anyone who might potentially become sexually active. First off, no means no. Number one rule. Consent is required for any act, any sexual act, but also like you can get to hug someone without consent.

People have control over their own body. No consent can be given if one of the parties is under the influence of something. because informed consent is important and all people need to be in their right mind to be able to give that consent. Consent is one of those things that can be taken away at any time. So if someone becomes uncomfortable with the situation and they say no, no means no. End his story. Boring. What of the original concept?

Finally, so I was explaining this to me. I'm just so glad my parents never brought shit like this up for us to talk about. Holy shit. Especially that. Like, yeah, maybe like, listen, three nose and a yes. That's crazy. Pulling a line of Kennedy-Dapacca because that implied yes. All right, kids?

Yeah, you don't just forget to feel that out. All right. One more clip. This is a new one that he put out there. And, of course, he is the father of a trans kid. And there's an important election coming up. So he wants to talk about it. Talk about real quick what it's like.

to be a parent to a trans kid in the year of our Lord, 2026. It's scary. I've been holding my breath for two goddamn years, just hoping everything would be okay, hoping he'd be safe. And here we are, 2026, the election is upon us. It's just a midterm election, but there's hope again. Real hope, you know, spending the last two years praying that all of the work that I did before to keep my kiddo safe,

all the work on the Trans Safe Haven Bill, all of the safe spaces I've created for him will keep him safe. And now I get to breathe again. I get to feel hope again. And I get to share that with him and with his community and the people he cares about and his friends. And it's a good feeling. No parents should ever have to worry about the safety of their kid.

Are you trying to cry? I'm sad. He almost cried in every clip. He's such a bummer lately. He's trying to scare us away from his TikTok. It's a real downer. And I never have any idea which side of the political thing he's going to fall on. It's always unpredictable.

I don't know why forcing your kid and the other sex would cause them problems. So I pulled up one of the comments on this TikTok from Megan, no Twizzlers. She says, so I moved to a different. hospital so my insurance would cover gender-affirming care when he was 13 because I suspected something. At 15, he came out and we started the care. At 17, his father and I found out from a company email that our son is losing that care because of our president. Our company's also giving care to anyone under 19, not 18. So he turns 18 in three weeks and still can't see his original doctor,

but he could try and get care from Planned Parenthood, except they're under attack too. And I love my son and his new name. But he wants to legally change it and gender, and it scares me, passports are still. Hold on, I got to scroll.

Where did I go? Passports are still. On the edge of my seat. This is weird, because normally when people used to transition, it seemed like it was always smooth. There weren't really any problems at all. Passenbers are still being nice. easy things to do.

Under the new name at times. So this is a woman who's 13-year-old who's like, that person better be trans. My kid better be trans. They're 15. They're like, yeah, I might be gay. Like, sweet. All right, let's get your dick chopped off immediately.

It's chic. Also, you're 13 and going to plan parenthood. It's like, how late do you want this abortion to be? Like, this is my son. He's a little effeminate. Do you mind just vacuuming his brains out? All right. So that's an update on Woke Dad.

Brandon, thank you very much for finding some of the great Woke Dad videos. Thank you. At this time, I'm going to ask Brandon to step down. Brandon Maccabee, everybody. We're going to bring up Jim Bentley.

Jim Bentley was checking out a cop cam, but you know what? I'm going to take credit for it. Can we do a top ten list? I'm going to take credit for this cop cam. I can't wait to see calls. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause cop can lose all your rights.

Ruined your life. Top 10 muse and radio head songs. You ready? They want it. They want a field goal? There's nowhere to kick it. A 45-yard field goal. Griffin Claw does not think you could do this.

Oh, bullshit. There's no way. I can kick it. It was football season. I think we could probably arrange something. Well, where are we going to do it? Let's do it. We'll figure it out.

At a football field. There's no football fields around here. So I got tasked with a cop cam at about 11 o'clock this morning, so thanks, Carl. No problem. But I was trying to look for, I don't know, I kind of wanted something fun. So let's see how I imagine a couple women. tonight looking like this woman is in this cop

camp tonight. When a female is assaulted by her own friend at a Florida resort, the responding officer gets way more than he bargained for. She won't... I don't know where she went or whatever, but

I don't... I don't know anything she said. I was just looking at her tits. I'm sorry. She doesn't feel safe. She was struck, Jim. By who? By her best friend. By her friend? She doesn't know where she is, so she's not safe.

But as we know, when you challenge a drunk white chick, here's what happens. Go ahead, turn around for them. Come on. Turn around. No. No, that's not. Don't fucking touch me. This is going to be a lot worse for you.

I don't give a shit. Don't fucking touch me. Don't fucking touch me. All right, cool. Now we're done. Yeah, I, no. Now we're done. Just don't fight.

Stop up fighting with me. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Jim, did you Google? What are you going to get? Jim, did you Google cop cam tits? That might have been the third tits cop cam I looked at, but I thought this was the best one. She's got a tattoo on hers, though, and I bet you whatever it says, she's not living by, that quote.

Live free? That wasn't her decision. I know my rights. Hey, she could breathe, though. She was hot, but she could breathe. Yeah. Well, give her time. I always like it when they start fighting with the police.

And then when the police get handsy with, they're like, whoa. How did this come from? I had no idea this was going to happen. Yeah, how did it escalate to me getting arrested for swinging at you? But notice this cop didn't take any shit like most of them do. Right. I mean, it seems like a lot of them just, you know. Oh, Florida, they don't care.

Yeah, good point. Yeah, Florida, they will just. hurt you. Well, a lot of these women think that you can't touch them when you arrest them. They tell them they're under arrest and then you can't touch me. And you kind of have to touch him to arrest them. Yeah, and some of these women, even if they get arrested

in handcuffed, they find other ways to assault the police officer like this woman did. She said to this spit on the cop. Yeah, several times. Yeah. Also, she doesn't want to be touched why she dressed like that with her tits out. Oh. Woo.

All right. We're done. Go. Get ready. For starters. A lot of women her size will say they're pregnant in these cop videos. That's one of the latest ones. And I don't think anyone wants to rape her ass.

I'm sorry. No. I mean, look, if I wasn't married. So then... I had to sit with that first second, Dave. I don't know if you know this woke dad said they can't get people. consent when they're intoxicated, Dave? I mean, that's one of the rules.

Oh, I forgot about that. Oh, right. She is intoxicated. What about handcuffed? That is consent. Okay. So then the cop ends up talking to his chief and giving him a rundown of what's going on. And, you know, great.

Chief listened. And the chief said, I'm going to jump in. And I'm going to take a shot at her. And then she gives the only excuse that anyone would accept. Alright, step on out. You can't start. You can step out. You can step out. I am trying to even, and my wrists are hurting so bad. The wrist has nothing to do with you scoot forward. My fucking wrist hurt. Don't cuss me because I'm not trying to do.

I'm trying to do is scoot. Listen, all you have to do is scoot. No, it's not fair she set me up. There were a built to be going. Come on. I can't just scoot out. What are you doing? Scoot out? I can't. Why?

Because I'm not too fat. I guess I don't. at least you know she's too fat be funny if that's the moment the cops like you know you make a good point just uncuffs her like it's never happened why you just just go to jail I speak from a lot of experience right was this you at one point Dave for sure I don't think ever to this point

but definitely the fighting and pinned down saying did you ever say you Knew your rights? Probably. I'm sure I said I pay your taxes. I know your rights. Or I pay your salary. I'm sure I said all the white trash things that you yell at a gun.

Once they legalized drugs, I will pay your tax. I'll pay your salary with taxes. I'm sure you were paying tons of taxes then, too. Oh, yeah. I think I was working at a photo store. I probably was paying $18 a year in tax. Who has a low-paid cop? So obviously at the very end, Josie here,

she's going to settle down, right? I have a pretty good feeling. As the arresting officer writes his report in his vehicle, the other officer finds an interesting item while searching Josie's belongings. Yeah, that's what I took off of her waistband. Brother, I'm in there, you, motherfucker. I'm in there, he and I'm getting you, Bonnie.

after I get on your dead What's your name, officer? What's your name? You have to tell me your name, you stupid asshole. She was on a flight with the Micula twins. He took my pussy knife.

Yeah. She remembered that name if he did tell her. Or she'd ask again five minutes later. She threatened to kill the cop. Yeah, and she said she was part of the Aryan Nation. She was going to kill her friend, kill her cop. Yeah. Kill the cop. Hmm.

I mean, had she just said Aryan Nation, they would have let her go in Florida. Right. You don't take sides of jail yet, all right? You're not there. Relax. You get out of yourself. I just want to make sure no women end up like that tonight, please. Especially my wife.

Don't pull your pussy knife on a cop. Well, Jim, I want to thank you for putting that video together and barely complaining about it. But listen to it all four. fucking day. Just a little bit. Thank you, Jim. Jim, what about people to know in case they're like maybe looking to refinance a mortgage

or something? Oh, God. Jerry Chen. No, Jerry Chen. Fuck Jerry Chen. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. I'm getting in on it. Oh, my God. Jerry Chen knew his name was being chanted tonight. Holy shit. You would lose it.

It would refies it all financial. We'll have video. I almost wore the shirt tonight at Jerry Chen. I should have. Well, thank you very much. Jim Bentley, everybody. Let him hear it. I want to bring up Trucker Andy.

Made the trip here from Rochester. Trucker Andy, everyone. Wow, we got some big news that is happening with Opie because I mentioned this on your show yesterday, Drew. But it turns out that Tony P., one of the co-hosts of Opie, filtered opi's podcast is two night opening for jim norton at the paramount on long island great gig very good gig opi took to social media and went off woo on tony p not happy no loyalty i mean not that

opie was paying him any money and he was forcing him to get up early and do the show before the sun comes up but still no loyalty just takes a gig with jim norton to open for him in a theater that holds 1500 people and so Opie was pissed. He goes on FU Friday this morning. And he decides to bring on, of course, Ron the waiter, we all know. And he also has Eric Marino, the least funny comedian I've ever seen in my entire life. And Eric Marino starts off the lulls after knowing what's been going on with these guys. And we are live on this FU Friday. There's Ronnie Baves and the new Tony Oh, I'm sorry. Hold on. I was just writing a letter.

Hi. Hi, Tony. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Eric Marito's got a letter, Roddy, babes. Dear Jim, I'd love to open for you sometime at one of your stand-up comedy shows. please write me back. XX. Oh, oh, oh. Now, Dave, you've been a second mic, third mic on shows for a long time. Yes.

When you start a comedy bit that everyone gets immediately, you should just drag it out, right? I think you should make it go as long as possible. Yeah, right. Especially when the guy in the middle looks like the biggest sex offender I've ever seen. Holy shit. But he's fighting Opie's battle for him,

so Opie's cracking up laughing. That's true. is getting funnier and funnier. He's losing his job. Which is not. Is that John Bon Jovi on the far right? It looks like Bon Jovi a little bit. Separated birth?

John Bon Jovi's sister, but close. Okay. All right, so they do up you Fridays. They decided what they're pissed off about that week. And Ope decides he's pissed off at the word and. And that sounds ridiculous. A and D, the word and. Wow.

It sounds ridiculous, right? but he's going to explain why he's pissed off at the word and. I think, truly, I think Anthony never got over the fact that the show was called Opie and, Anthony. I don't think he ever got over that. I truly don't think he ever got over that. And we worked for many companies, many managers, many bosses, and not one of them thought that the name should be Anthony and Opie. And I think the word and, A and D,

really bothered him to the point he can't let it go. Bullshit. It was your show, Greg, that you brought Anthony onto. Well, everyone listening to it knew that Anthony provided 95% of the entertainment value, so I don't think it really, nobody gave a fuck what it was called. I don't think he did either. Anthony had his own show and he called it Artie and Anthony. I'm so great to brought that up because this does ruin that entire argument right here.

This is the name of the show, the Artie and Anthony. show. I was third mic on that show. Everybody knows that Anthony is a grammar Nazi. Among other Nazi. The grammar thing they give him a pass on it. It's just two syllables and then three syllables so it flows better. That's the only reason. Well, also, what's

that forget? Opie's pissed at Jim Norton for hiring Tony P. Who didn't hire him? Who didn't? I won't get into that. And the fact that he goes on and he goes, oh, Anthony's just man, because my name was first at our show title. It's like, what's that to do with anything? What are you talking about? That's clearly why Jim has this guy opening for him is because Anthony

came second on a title in a show that hasn't been on in 10 years. Well, isn't Opie being a complete asshole to everyone on the show and everyone hating his guts to this day? Doesn't that outweigh his name being first? No, who's the boss? All right, Drew, everyone hates the boss. That's just how it works.

Right? No, they said... Correct. Definitely. They said steer the shit. All right. So this is really funny because Anthony has said that Opie finds these losers to come do his show with them. And then for some reason, Opie proves his point. So I got to say something that I started laughing my ass off. One of the one of the one of the one of the talking points is that I find losers to do radio shows with. Yes. And this came from Anthony that I find losers. to do radio shows with. And he ignores the fact that when I met him, he was a loser going nowhere fast. So wait a second, does that prove the point?

So that means Anthony's a loser? Yeah, he was a loser when Obi found him and now he's found Ron the waiter and Eric Burrito. I wish all arguments were that easy. Obie's just like, prove me wrong, Ron. Well, right, it's very insulted to these guys because then he goes out to say this. But he- Can I ask a quick question?

Hold on. Sorry, sorry. And Jim Norton was a loser going nowhere fast when I discovered him too. He was a middle comic just going up and down the Jersey Turnpike doing nothing. Andrew Dice Clay brought Jimmy in. Yeah, so Andrew Dice Clay called the show. And the reason why Dice knew that was because Anthony did a perfect dice impression. So he liked them for that.

And then Opie just goes, when I discovered Jim Norton's. He was selling himself on the side of a highway. that's how he met Nagel, is it? Jim may have been sowing himself on the side of my eyes. He's getting at, yes. I think he's saying you take more credit for discovering Dave Lando.

There you go. I know. Without Opie, I wouldn't have been on anything. So, no, Opie's had, like, Schrad Small and Vic Henley and these other losers do the show with them. And so Eric's all proud of himself, Eric Marino, who wrote for the Ellen DeGenerate sitcom

at one point or something. So he's very proud of them. I have the most credits of anyone you've ever brought on the show. I have the most career of anybody who's ever, which actually, that brings me to my FU. FU. Opie. Whoa. So he wrote for Ellen DeGeneres? I mean, he claims he did.

Is that why he got her haircut? Yeah. And beard. If he has the most credits on the show, then how come I've never heard of him before? No one's ever heard of him. He was a page on Asadal or something like that. He preags about it. Kevin Brennan had a better career.

So now this guy. But he goes on. Eric is now going to start kissing Opie's ass. For making so many people famous, you made too many people famous. F you, for making so many people rich. F you.

And for giving people the opportunity to be rich and famous, F you, Opie. I mean, you really, it's just, I don't know, I don't know where you get off. Helping these losers. okay? Yeah. People radio shows

and radio time and opportunity. You know what I mean? Where's Tony P. without you? It's kind of like saying that Alla Vila made Tarek Scouble great. Right. I mean, doesn't the person have something to do with it? All the work they do all those years?

What do you think, Ron the waiter, Eric Marino, and Tony P. all have in common? They're a waiter. They're all poor and not famous. And Opie picked them. This whole thing is like, wow, Opie, you make all these people rich, and Opie's lapping it up. He's like, yep, I did all that.

That was all me. Is this really all he does, though, is bring people on to tell him how great he is? Is that incredible? It's psychotic. I'm not a stand-up comedian, but so it's like headliner, midler, opener,

and then the guy that's hired to roast your boss at his birthday corporate event, that's what it sounds like this guy's doing, right? He's just like, oh, can you believe this Opie pays all the bills? What a loser. It's just the lowest form of comedy, I'm realizing. He sucks. Okay.

He sucks. And Opie not only was lapping that up, but he takes even more credit. You know what? I'm going to give myself an F you because I think you're right, Eric. F you to me for making Anthony a billionaire. F you to me for getting Anthony out of a horrible marriage. F you to me for allowing Anthony to start banging. chicks that used to run away from them

because they looked at his fucking face. Yeah. F you to all of it. F you were the fact that Anthony ended up dating a model. You think that was going to happen before me? So stupid me for bringing him on board.

In fairness, Anthony got in no trouble banging the girls himself. It's wild that Opie takes credit for Anthony's success, obviously. But I just say like, and that hot chicky fuckers because of me is insane. You kind of have to do that yourself, right?

Yeah, I don't think Opie was holding his dick when it went into the girl. He wasn't booty bumping her. Go screw. There's a little finesse to getting late. Yes, I agree. I keep losing her. Yeah, it's usually not I know Opie

and then they're like, yeah, you can fuck me. So, I mean, it takes credit for everything. Anything that happened after Opie is because of Opie, not Anthony. He's lost his fucking mind. He's going off on Anthony. I don't even know, understand why that is. But he's telling Anthony how to live his life, which is always great.

I don't know if he does that. Hey, advice to Anthony, turn off your Twitter. I know they're crushing me on my Twitter, but why would I read it? Why? If I don't read it, it's not happening. Sure is it. Stop staying up all night reading your dumb Twitter, Anthony, you idiot. Wow, that's a projection.

You think? Because this was Opie's post yesterday. So as he's talking about Anthony needs to get off Twitter and stop posting, he's on there talking about vindictive Jim Norton at tagging Jim Norton.

Don't forget, Carl, this was his pinned tweet. Yes. Isn't it just that Jim Norton selected the third mic on his show to open for him just to get back at Bopee, isn't that really what he's saying? Yeah.

I can't think of the guy's name. Tony P's his name. Big thing of Jim Norton and again, out of hundreds of comedians, he knows he chose an unseasoned comedian that works on my unfiltered podcast that has never met, he's never met, never opened for him at a big gig. More laughable is that Tony P. took the bait. The next podcast is going to be fun. And he posts that, you know, the tour where it shows that Tony P.

posted he's going to be opening for the Jim Norton tour. So what's funny about that Is that not only did he post that But he's also responding to people Who are tweeting at him I responded to that The only thing Anthony carried was His liver to work every day

Fucking drunk His response to Anthony carried you for years, Opie I don't even make sense He carried his liver to work I mean I'll give him fucking drunk Sure Adam Smith says Jim is clearly obsessed with Opie. He says, you think?

With winky faces on there. This is the guy he's responding to a hater here. He says, can you please bollick somewhere else? Everyone and their mother knows at Jim Norton motive here. Jimmy is shit.

Because the guy goes, very indicative to give the man a paid kick. It's like Jim Norton's helping out Tony P. your buddy should be happy for him. What he should have said was that's awesome. He's open for Jim Norton in a huge theater. Congratulations. Why would Jim try to fuck up his own show just to get back at Opie, who he never talks about? He never talks about him.

And Tony P. is supposed to say, you know, Jim, on the outside chance that you're picking me just to fuck with Opie, I'm going to turn down this great job. It's a paying gig to perform for a tons of people, right. Also, Jim has to follow this guy. He doesn't know how it's going to go. He's going to sabotage himself on this. Yeah. But it's just hilarious that Ope's advice was turned off Twitter. and he was on Twitter all day yesterday, responding to everyone, retweeting.

I'm sure he won everyone over. Oh, yeah, of course he won everyone over. How many tickets do you think he sold for Jim? I'm curious to see Tony P. now. I'd love to beat that thing. I kind of want to see it, yeah. Doesn't seem like people are walking on Greg shells anymore. No, a lot of people don't give a fuck.

And Tony P is one of those people just like, fuck you, man. That's enough. Oh, so he's out? It's over? Well, he is done. Good for him. You know, maybe you'll be on WTP on Wednesday. It's possible.

We'll see. Yes. Well, Opie can't do a fucking thing for him. No. He never paid him any money. He didn't do anything for him. And Tony P., he messaged him with a lot of people. I think Anthony included behind the scenes.

And Tony P. is just like, ah, the guy's kind of a piece of shit. But, you know, whatever. I'm just having fun. And nobody's watching the show. No, I mean, we are. I am. So there's that.

So this is Ron's big FU for the FU Friday. It was a lot. There's a promise of a list. Why is he gargling? Obeens clean. Getting ready. Dad. La, la, la, la.

Here we go. Yeah. Here we're going now. You. To backstabers. People and opportunity. Giving them a platform. Sure.

And then they backstab you. Oh, man. Oh, my. F you. to introducing you to the American public, the American audience. Oh, my. Letting people know you actually existed.

100 views at a time. And then they backstab you. This goes on and on. He just keeps doing this. And then they backstab you thing over and over again. Because Rod sees it's like, sweet. Now I'm going to get more air time. Tony P. out.

And do slam poetry. Yeah, good job, Ronnie. What's a warm-up for Jim show? What do you think you would get paid for that? To do that show? Yeah. I bet you the venue offers maybe $500, but knowing Jimmy Jalbiz tip on top of it

if he did a good job. Four months pay on the OBB show. Correct. Getting up at 6 o'clock in the morning. It's actually a lifetime salary with benefits. Well, unless you think Obie's just being a dick and isn't like happy for his friend who's getting a paid gig and a great opportunity,

he explains that everyone knows who do. his show what his deal breakers are. I got an FU to extremely dishonest people. I'm going to tell you why. For them to see this Jim Norton, Tony P. A different way, they're out of their fucking minds. For the people that don't know, like, I don't need people to fight my battles. I can fight my own battles.

But there were, there's two things that are deal breakers for me. And that's like associating with Jim Norton or Anthony Coomia, because of the horseshit they have put me through for decades at this point. And for someone that works on this show to not understand that, I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what to tell you. And the fact is, Jim Norton knows every comedian in New York City,

every fucking comedian. And he's got a big show in Huntington tonight. And he picked Tony P to be on the show. A comedian that Jim Norton does not know at all, except for maybe the association with this, this podcast. Tony P, who's never done a huge gig like that before. Never. An unproven comedian, I think, I think Tony P's got, you know, he's got potential.

I think he's, you know, he's got some raw talent there, but he's not ready for the big stage. What an asshole. What a great guy. Honestly, even if he's not good, it's 1,500 people. He's going to do fine. It's why Florentine Let's Chad Zumach open for him

He's trying to make himself look better All right, so The fact that Opie goes out Just like, Tony P's not even qualified To be a comic on this show It's like, wow, what a friend you are, Opie I should have left fucking sooner He's no Ron

Right, so Tony B goes on Instagram And he put out some reels That are pretty interesting. Check this out. Somebody told me that they couldn't use me anymore. I told them that's okay Because I'm sick of being used. Tony P. Tony P. Tony P.

He's done with him. He is done with Opie. And then he went on today. This is wild. Now, as you guys know, Adam Bush has had a theory for a very long time about Opie. And the family situation, you know, obviously, is the wife around? We never, he's talking about getting The kids ready for school. They're teenagers. None of it makes any sense. And so Tony P. has a very interesting reel that he just put out today.

When you speak to somebody for a year and never once when you're on the phone with him, did they say, hey, hon, I'm on the phone right now. Hey, kids, I got to do something. I'll be right there. They might not have any of that. It was really powerful the way he was looking off camera too. I like that. Is that wild that he's also telling us?

telling us that Opie's family has gone? Yes. That's crazy right there. Tony. Come on WTP on Wednesday. We would love to talk to you about this. This is pretty wild shit. All right now.

Welcome to the stage. All right. Come on out here. I think he's opening for Jim right now. So, of course, Anthony went on his show on Thursday after these tweets and had to address this. I keep saying I'm not going to talk about him because it only gives him views. And that's what he wants.

He cannot get. people to watch him unless he's talking about me and or Jimmy Norton. And then I am the weak one. Jimmy is strong. Jimmy never talks about the Opster. I, I'm weak. When he does certain things, I have to talk about them. I have to address it. Yeah. So it sucks because Anthony doesn't go on and bash opi, but Opie will say all this shit and post all these videos about anything they'd be like, all right, well, here's the deal. I have to talk about this. Then I was like, he's been trying to ruin my life for

20 years. He's talking about it. Come on. They carried him. The guy would make him $4 million a year for all that time. If he had not had Anthony and Jim, give me a break. Also, when Anthony got fired or was about to get fired, Opie never did shit to keep him on the show. Right.

That's very true. And that was the end of the show. Opie didn't stand up for him. Opie I mean, and now we lost Opie and Anthony as a result of that. And we could have lost one of them. So here's the big reveal. And it's funny, I was getting some inside information

on this earlier, but I was happy that Anthony wanted his show to talk about it. I am pretty short, not 100%. I'll find out tonight, because I'm doing a show, I'm taping the Anthony and Jim show. I'm going to ask Jimmy, but I'm not sure.

I'm almost positive, though. that Jimmy does not pick his opener for a gig at the Paramount. I have to believe that the venue picks the openers. They pick local Long Island comics. See, this would make sense because if you're like touring all over theaters,

what do you have to know a comic in every fucking city and invite them and get them on there? Like, you just expect to show up and they would have the feature acts ready to go for you. Dave? Yeah, that's, I mean, sometimes you bring somebody, sometimes you don't. Jimmy's a newlyweds, so he probably

wants to bring his girl, you know? Yeah. I don't... But, I mean, you know, like, especially with theaters, a lot of them do just use local openers, and then that gives somebody in the area a break. So, like, the idea of not being

happy for your friend for getting a good deal is just psychotic to me. I think he's jealous, actually. Yeah. Jealous that he's going somewhere, because Opie isn't. For sure. Yeah, he's very upset about this. He pretends it's because well, you're backstabbing me. Opie's nothing for Tony P

Absolutely nothing So last tip I have on here This is what Jim did to Opie Jim Norton knows a million comedians That would love that spot in Huntington tonight But he knew if he could grab Tony P He's going to fuck with the podcast He's going to fuck with what we're doing here

And get a wedge in between This live stream And there's no other way to look at it There's none there's no other way. No one needs to fuck up the podcast. The podcast sucks. It gets like 300 views a day.

That's ridiculous. If he just said Tony, congratulations, this is great, man. Right. Everything would be great. It'd be good for the podcast. It'd be good for Tony. Handle like a mature adult. And Jim can't do anything to you. He's like, he knew he would do the fuck this up. It's like, no, you fucked this up, you idiot.

Dude, he's so bad. Feel the vibe in this room watching this. Yeah, I know. It's brutal. It's just like anything he's near is awful. All right. So that's wild news. We're going to keep an eye on that.

I want to see what's going on with Tony P. We'll hear about how we did with the opening for Jim Norton. I'm excited about it. Hopefully we'll talk to him soon. That'd be great. Drew, I want to thank you very much for being here. You're going to come back up. Drew Lane, everybody.

He'll be back up in a little bit. Thank you. Detroit. at this time I want to bring up Adam Bush If Adam Bush could make his way here I just want to know

They are saying Drew not boo Who Werns Adam Bush everybody Let him hear it I totally fucked up Adam was supposed to be on that last segment Yeah no no After the years I've devoted to following Opie

It's really great you had Trucker Andy up there And I just want to say Dave Lando, I think that was fucked up that you called Ron a sexual predator. I think he has an incredible look. I think everyone can agree that he's a handsome guy. I thought that right when you sat down. I think he's a good-looking man.

Thank you. So, Adam flew in from L.A. Didn't get until very late last night. Had a whole fucking nightmare. And then he comes out here to talk about Opie. And he was sitting in the audience. Adam, if you want to reprimand me, now is a good time.

If you want to like Vinny me right now, if you want to go Vinny Paulino on me or now. You fuck face. You fuck face. I devote years of my life to following this piece of shit. Hours of time, wasted. And you bring up Trucker Andy. Who's heard of Opie?

He's heard of him. He was on that show with the other guy, right? You just, you do this all the time. It's about this. It's not about. anything else. It's about this. I think I do do this team all the time. At least the second time.

I don't think it's the first time I fucked you over to live show. Adam, I love you, buddy. Thank you so much for being here. Adam, both, everyone. Give it up. Yeah, we're running long, so I can't do any more in your segments, but it's great to see you. No.

Another one of your beats is Bill Burr, because as we know, it's amazing that Opie and Bill Burr are the same podcaster. Yes. They podcast with the exact same style. They're both boring AF. They can't talk. They're very sing-songy. They're distracted easily. But I'll give this to Bill Burr. Sometimes he gets a big guest on his show. And when he gets big guests on his show, he does a video cast, which I appreciate because usually he just does the audio only. And no one's really paying attention since the Riyadh thing.

But he had Scott Ian. He did from Anthrax, the guitar player from Anthrax. Yes. And you know, Bill Burr is a hardcore rock musician. He faces himself a very good drummer. I once saw him playing an ACDC cover. Yes. If you can play the percussion on an ACDC song, you're probably pretty good.

He knows where 2N4 are. And he can find them. Phil? Who's Phil? No, I just mean like, all right, no, that's fine. He's a great comedian. He's a terrible interviewer. He's very bad at talking to musicians. He has no questions for them. He just kind of says what he knows about them to them

and wants them to react. Any question he does ask, he gets no, I don't know, or what, and he's the same in return. One thing you should know about Scott Ian is that he is a diehard sci-fi fan. He loves fantasy, he loves George R.R. Martin. He played a White Walker on the HBO show.

Bill Burr hates all that shit. Yes. He's really let himself go. So, Adams put together a little super clip of this interview. You want to say to introduce that. Instead of going through bit by bit here, all the worst, most awkward moments put together really fast. With a brand new album out from Anthrax,

please welcome. Scott Ian. How are you? I did say like this. I did say like this should have been applause. Thank you. I don't know the names of the shows. All of those ones where they have the crazy makeup.

The one but the Dragons. Oh, Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. I used to call it the Dragon Show. The Dragon Show. I'm not, I'm, like, I, I am, like, stupid into sports. And then I, I've lately gotten into, like, for some reason, art. My wife's taken to enough museums, but I am.

Have you been to the Lucas Museum yet? I can't wait to go to that. What is that? Yeah, yeah, you got, you got to, yeah, I'm kind of that way right now with, you know, that point, with a script idea that I have. Oh, yeah. When guitar players, like, do pull-offs as part of the rhythm. Right.

You know, that's like that. Glenn Tipton, KK. Down. I grew up on the double lead things. I never had a problem with any of that stuff. Babbata Shubu-I-D-W-I-D-W-I-N-I-H-G-A-L. I should have hated it. Just a gigolo and all this stuff.

Right, right, right. Being able to play a G-Cord here or here or here or here or here. Like the G's here, and then it's here, and then it's back down there. I'm going to get a steel pole, like a piece of a crowbar is going to get Carl. The sun is right through my head, right? Yeah, that's cool. and yeah he's playing yeah

Jesus what song is and he's going yeah yeah yeah yeah and then all of a sudden it's almost like a Zepplin

sort of gallop House of Pay House of Payne I knew I had it right way back then and the thing that you know so when we were like

covering the hands we loved. We were always playing the songs way too fast. We just got used to playing fast like that. And it was fun to play fast like that. Like, oh, we play maiden, but we play faster. We would cover Ramones and play it too fast, you know, like, did, jade, jade, jade, did. It just, it just what we did. I wonder if that was his anxiety of playing, or he was so excited. But like, he was a good drummer. He just played really fast. Because, like, you have a drummer in your band. He's playing too fast. Nobody complains, which

I've never heard of in any band. You guys go, all right, I guess we've got to play it that fast. Yeah. Yeah, riffs that weren't meant to be played by people our age yet. We still do it. If you get like a true masseuse, which is like a healer, they know how to like work that stuff out before it becomes kind of like chronic. Yeah.

But we still love playing fast. We love it. Yeah. Anyway, let's let me, the name of the album is Kersum Perfifio. Fesio. My gosh. There's no PMRC code on. You got to get that to get the album sales going.

I know what's up? We got a lady getting cut in half. There's blood. What do we got to do to get some free press? Nobody cares anymore. There's so much swearing on this record. They don't care anymore. I didn't even notice.

No? I didn't notice. No, I just, I was, like I told you, I listened to the music. I'm pretty sure there's that we definitely swear on the record. I, I, I'm a drum nerd. I, jih, jih, jih, jit, jit, jit, jit, jit. Well done, Anna Bush. Very well done.

Thank you for putting that together. You don't have to watch the full interview now. You got it all. Adam, we're going to have you back up here in just a moment. But we're going to have Adam go out for a second. Trucker Andy's going to leave us for just a moment because we need to bring up Lucy Typebox and Eric Zane. Lucy and Zane making their way to the stage.

The lovely Lucy typebox. And I know Eric will be following her. This is pretty exciting because I don't know if you guys know this, probably none of you do. But a week ago, Mojo in the Morning was here doing a live podcast on this very stage. We are not busting the cherry of this venue's podcasting. Mojo in the morning did it before we could do it. War of the Roses. That's right.

There's a War of the Roses. We all bought it. We all thought it was real. He was cheating. Yes, he was. Son of a bitch. So, Eric Zane, you,

before we even knew that, they'd be playing in a venue that's already been christened by these folks, you put together a package because you were checking out Mojo in the morning. I guess they're coming to your market

or they're in your market now? They've actually been in West Michigan for quite some time. Very popular. Very, very popular. Yeah, Mojo! It's true spread to everyone. In the morning, guys.

In the morning. The morning. I else Mojo here all right Eric where do you want to start well the gang does a deal to start every Friday show and it's 6 a.m. and it's time to like come on it's a weekend kick your boss in the face

let's go let's go let's get hyped happy Friday everybody Kevin's out today so it's a different pretty nice welcome to the Mojo the Mojo in the morning show Yes. Kevin's on vacation. Mojo in the morning show. Yes. We have got your mojo. Mojo in the morning show.

Blind Claudia and Justin on Mojo in the Morning Show. And you guys are all going to do the Friday remix. Now, we got to make this good. Kevin's up at Idol Wild. He's celebrating this weekend a great summer. We got to do the remix right. Here we go. This is the Mojo in the Morning Show. This is a mo. Joe is the morning show. I have to say, I give my guest co-hosts so much of them ever unaligned themselves.

I don't know how that's possible. It's a ticking time bomb. Any minute now. Thank you, Zane, for going through this. It's still being here. This was a very hard show to pull clips from, and I had to go through a lot of it. So, yeah, you're right. It's a labor.

It's for you, Carl. It's a labor of love. Yeah. So there's this chick that does the news. Her name is Shannon. And they were talking about the Lindsay Clancy trial. Have you heard about the Lindsay Clancy trial? The innocent woman.

There's a misunderstood broad. As you know, there's two sides of this. There's the, oh, my God. crazy bitch killed her kids with exercise bans. And then there's the other side they're like, free her, fuck you, postpartum psychosis. Fucking crazy

ass shit. So, but then there's also people who think that the husband murdered the children somehow. Well, the husband went on 60 minutes. He's distraught. He's sad. He's crying. It was really

unbelievable. He's acting. So I think Shannon here thinks that the husband did it because she's trying to like punch holes in his story and take a huge shit on everything he's saying. Cut two. I remember early on having a dream, maybe six months or a year after. And Coral walks in and she comes up to me and gives me a big hug. There were moments like that one right there. I just, it didn't come off as very genuine to me. If you had a dream about one of your three tragically deceased children,

you would remember every single detail. You wouldn't be like, maybe six months, maybe a year. You stupid bitch? Can you imagine if they actually played that drop on the air? Now, that would be a great fucking show. Yeah. You know? It would be a little bit of a curveball for this one.

I would respect her a lot more. Okay, so Mojo always plays it. He plays both sides and all these. things. He's always like, well, maybe. And he's always way like, uh, but he puts his toe into the water of blaming dad by suggesting that it's odd that the dad met someone new and got married. He brought his wife on with him. So he's got a new wife. And the thing that I have always heard is the timeline of them is so interesting. The fact that, This is all well before the trial.

They got married in April of this year, knowing that the trial was going to be happening this year. A lot of people thought that that was done purposely so that he looks like he's a together guy with his wife. I don't know. That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life. That's insane. Can I hear it again?

He got married, guys. He must have killed his children. The dude's kids just got murked. Can't he just get some pussy? Or not get pussy. I guess if he's getting married, I don't know. Three years later. It's crazy.

Is it easier to get pussy when you don't have any kids, or do you have three children? It's really easy to get pussy when your kids get murdered, actually. I would think so. A good pickup line. I thought the timeline was they put on Mojo then the kids were dead. But this show has,

fun commercials though, right? There's something to listen to on the mojo in the morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tons. Now, Mojo wraps all this up nicely with a succinct statement to put a nice bow on it that we've all heard one billion times. Cut for. I personally think that if anything comes out of this case, because there's still so many people that are so divided on this case. I think we do need to have better mental health treatment for

everybody, but women who have postpartum is a real deal, and hopefully that will become something that is brought up more. Oh, no shit, Sherlock. They're going out of the limb there. That was like when Woke Day was talking about like there should be consent before you have

intercourse with someone like, wow. I'm learning a lot today. Yeah, me too. Who do? Very educational. All right, there's some lady on the show. I don't know what she does, but she's got a weird face and a large mouth. And she, I mean, it's really big. And she doesn't really do anything,

but kind of like just sit there. I have an example of that. Here, this thing is bored out of her mind and forget she's on camera, and it appears she's picking smegma out of her fingernails. Oh. $55 bucks. This is the thing that everybody wants to see her, apparently.

Miss anything from today's show. You can always catch up at the podcast. on the free I-Hart video ads. Look at her fucking face. Miss something in the dirty on the 30? This is not our podcast now. At mojo in the morning.com. It is time for Mojo's Secret Sound worth $13,000.

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She woke up. She's single? There's more. Is there more? In fact, when we give you oral accounts with anal. There's definitely a booty bump. She makes that face the whole show. That's just what her face is. looks like.

Right. I know. Where would you fix her face? This is a natural, weird mongo face. Fuck. It's very rocky Dennis. It is rocky Dennis.

I'm just feeling bad for the guy who supplied the schmegma. That's gross. Okay. I don't blame her face. All right, guys. Mojo does the guess, the sound game. Mojo

plays the sound. And get this, if you guess the sound, you win big money. Nice. All right? The game itself lasts about... Bad radio show. Yeah. Oh, I was guessing the sound. No, no, no. I'm sorry. That's not the sound game, by bad. The game lasts about five seconds, so Mojo has to stretch it out with

small talk and banter. Nice. I kind of like this guy. I'm kind of hoping that this guy's got it. Let's see, $13,000. Oh, first time long time. Hey. Now I like him even more.

Jim. Here we go. Let's go, Jim. Can I call you Jimmy? No. Okay. What was the sound? And we haven't gotten there yet.

He's stretching it out. We haven't even played the sound yet. Oh. You want to hear the sound? We played it yet. All right. Here Mojo executes the game. plays the top

secret sound to Jim, the audience member. All right, Jim for $13,000. What is Mojo's secret sound? That's it. That was it? That's it. I don't leave they have $13,000 to give away.

That's why they don't have a real sound. So they do this every 45 minutes, by the way. Okay. Are the sounds always this riveting? I'm sorry? Are the sounds always this riveting? Yeah.

Now, the other one, they had one where it was somebody actually won, and it was the sound of when you opened the top rack of the dishwasher. Somebody got it. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? I'm serious. The guy won seventh. But this guy, we got to find out if Jim won.

Remember, Mojo is a trained professional who can stretch a five-second bit into five minutes with filler chit-chat like this. What is Mojo's secret sound? I believe it's cut-in. vegetables on a cutting board. Cutting vegetables. Oh, he's getting specific. I don't know about that.

Cutting vegetables on a cutting board. Maybe celery. This is awkward. Maybe some, a tomato doesn't really sound like that, though. It would go, do you remember the ginsu knives, those knives back in the day? They used to have an ad for them and the guy would slice tomatoes

like that. I remember Tori Hanzo. A Tori Hanzo. What are those? I remember Bill and I. Oh, geez. Okay. Is it cutting vegetables on a cutting board? Survey says?

Oh, no. I'm sorry, Jim. It's a hard-ass vegetables. Well, we weren't going to be taking, holding that against him. And his, I could, I mean, I don't know. A lot. Jim's, he won't let me call him Jimmy. If you let me call you Jimmy, I would have absolutely.

Absolutely, giving you the money. Appreciate you so much. I want you to hang on the phone. Actually, don't hang on the phone. I want you to be here with us in 45 minutes. We're going to play again, okay? Oh, fuck off. Okay, thank you.

Back with more next. So awkward. That son was Lindsay Clancy breaking a window. Fuck off. You know that's funny. That was so awkward, I thought it was a creep off. It's hitting the driveway. Oh, fuck off.

All right. Now, maybe I was a little hard on Mojo for the Big Friday remix to start it. Maybe because they were missing a guy. Kevin is there. He's like, he's like the big personality on the show. So since he's not there, I figure we got to give him another shot at the Friday remix. This happened this morning. All right.

Hey, good morning. Hello. It's Mojo in the morning. show it does finally feel like it's a fall day if you go outside it is cold and it is rainy and wet and blah the leaves will start falling probably soon and I'll sit there and have to rake a all actually I won't rake I'll blow I like to blow well all the neighbors leave that that's the worst thing ever so I hate soggy leaves like I'm not a soggy leave honestly I like soggy leaves because they don't blow you know what I mean well They stay there.

They're easier to rape, easier to school. They are heavier. This is like when you're playing family feud and everyone's going, good answer. Good answer. And it's not a good answer. It's a shitty answer. Do you say I'm not a soggy leaves kind of guy? Yes.

They're easier to rake. They're not moving all over the place, you know, like those other leaves. Not the kind that you blow because he loves to blow leaves. Yes. So now as rivety as that was. Yes. News chick Shannon. She's wearing the all black there.

She's not having it. Okay? She wants to talk about how she slept. And she puts a stop to wet leaves chit chat by horribly interrupting with this moment. You know, they stay there. They're easier to rape, easier to school. They are heavier when you put them in bags. I loved sleeping last night.

Shut the fuck up. Okay. Shut the fuck up. Can you believe how sudden she did that? She put the brakes on leaves, dog. She wishes she was still sleeping. She got up to do this. I couldn't believe it.

No filter on that bitch. No flavor. I like her. I hope she doesn't open for Jim Norton any time soon. All right. Now, whatever she was banging in to discuss, it had to be important, right? Let's let that play out, Carl. I loved sleeping last night.

I never seen. put the windows open just because my allergies and asthma are so bad. But we had the window open so I could hear the rain and the storm and I slept so good. And I don't listen to women. I tell him to shut up. I love that guy. I hope he's still around. I love that guy.

He's the mayor in our hearts. Oh, I love Polish men. Eric. That sounded weird. Eric, thank you for suffering through Mojo in the morning for us. I got one more. All right. You're going to make us suffer through it, too.

See, all right. Let's go. Let's do it. Who's familiar with War of the Roses? Okay, now, just so you know, in case you don't know, it's a fake bit. They have actors who call in, and they do it. It's fucking ridiculous. It's fake?

Yeah, it's fake. Yeah, I killed my ex-girlfriend over it. But they get them all on the air, and it all happens so far. fast cut number 10 carl here's number 10 this is uh mojo i don't know if you have any clue what is going on nathan but i think that you should probably get a little bit of a clue that you've been caught and your whole thing that you guys are doing guys is over with who is this who is this nathan this is the mojo in the morning show i'm gay and your girlfriend taylor is listening and and just heard an unbelievable conversation

that you guys were just having with each other. Taylor, what do you want to say? Look at her. Look at her. She's covering her face. Thank God. And moving out and that you guys deserve each other. Okay.

The amount of times that people, it's amazing. A lot of people still believe this bid or else they would not be doing it. Well, Ryan Seacrest does it for real, though, right? He's not, that's not, that's all legitimate. Yeah, of course. Never mind the fact that if you record somebody, it's highly illegal, let alone put them on the radio. That's another problem.

Or if they call someone and they think it's Kate Meaney, they're trying to fuck her. Yeah, you do a paper video. Something about an Eiffel Tower. I'm not sure. Where did Mojo get one of Drew's vests? It's upsetting. It's a fair question.

Ladies and gentlemen, three cheers for Mojo in the morning. Thank God he's so shitty. All right. I want to thank my buddy Eric Zane. He comes in every time we play in Detroit, drive in from Grand Rapids. Are you kidding? It's the only time I get out of the house all year.

I appreciate, of course. Eric Zane tried to get my channel taken down by showing his taint on my YouTube channel. No, you're doing a good job on your own. I do a better job my own getting my channel taken down. Thank you very much. Show it. But, you know, you're on who are these broadcasts with our buddy Christian Blatt.

And I know it's come up in the past. There's conversations. And I haven't ever gotten to the bottom of it. But your dick doesn't work? Oh, my God. Is that true? That's true, right? My dick works fine, Carl.

Okay, explain this. What doesn't work? Yeah, what part of it doesn't work? I know you can pee. I was watching you earlier. You know, like when you ejaculate? Yeah, I do. Yeah, mine doesn't, Carl.

Okay, so you can get erect. But you can't ejaculate. Right, right. It's, uh, yes, that's true. That's true. When did you discover this, this issue? Well, it's because of the medicines that I take, Carl. I have a benign prostate hyperplasia.

It's a large prostate. Okay. So they have to make it smaller. And the medicine makes it so I cannot jizz. When did that start happening? How long are you got it? Why the fuck are you asking me this? Because Lucy Tipex, your girlfriend is on stage.

Trying to make you uncomfortable, obviously. Nothing makes me uncomfortable, Carl. I have a lot of questions. though. How do you know when you're done? It's a very weak orgasm. There's a whistle. I used to be able to make my wife look like a sad

clown. Now, yeah, now it's... Do you sometimes spit on her back so that she can reminisce about the good old days? He throws warmed yogurt. You know, that's a good question. I look at this as a sign of love.

Am I face tree red yet? No. You're very comfortable with this conversation. Whatever. I'm old. Who gives a fuck? So, okay, are your balls just huge with cum? Where does the cum? That's a good question. Where does the cum go?

I don't know that. I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. Maybe it's not being made. I have no idea. That's a great question. How do you not know that? Why don't my balls are the same size?

They're not full of cum, Lucy. What's the come-to-blood ratio? Right. Do you remember the last time you actually ejaculated with a fuck? full orgasm? It does happen once in a while. It depends if I'm able to see like some prison porn or some real, the bestiality is big.

If it works, if it's that type of intensity, then yes, it can't. Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning. You sick, fuck. All right, so you do watch porn then. Yes, girl. Okay. But is it like depressing? No, no.

It's just not as good. There's got to be somebody who is suffering from this like I said, raise your hand. if you cannot ejaculate. Mom, put your hand down. We know you can't ejaculate. All right. Thank you, Mom. It's ridiculous.

It depends how many antidepressants I'm on. You know, you didn't even tell me that we were short on time and you were going to discuss my semen. I figured you drove all the way here. We should probably talk about your dick for a while. Have you ever considered, like, if you were with someone else like Lucy Typox,

maybe we would work again? It could. It could. Interesting. You hear that, Lucy? But I'm not going to have sex with Lucy. I don't think she's offering, but I, no. I'm a married man, Carl. It sounded like you thought you were. Yeah, you're a spit ready.

Let's go, baby. I want you to fake it for me. It'd be so disappointing. You'd be so disappointed. Be terrible. So can it last over four hours then since you're not ejaculating? What do you mean? Like, you're taking medicine for a bonner?

I'm back interested. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't take medicine for a boner. I didn't say you did. I wouldn't think you would. That'd be weird. If we don't pay off to that. Even the security guard is mortified with this.

He's disgusted with all of us. You fuck. I'm just saying, like, usually the ejaculation aspect is what stops it for being erect. So are there times you're like, it just stays that way? No, I explained it to already, you fucker. There's an orgasm. It's just not as good as yours. Ha-ha.

You fuck? It seems to me like you're an expert, Mark. The great Eric Zane, everybody. Check about Eric Zadenshow.com. Check him out on Twitch And he's out, who are these broadcasters? Every Tuesday at 1 p.m. Eastern. I'm going to ask for Drew to come back up.

Drew! They're horrible. Good luck with that. All right, Drew, let's talk about your voter. Let's see those balls. So, I asked Lucy Typebox to do a little research. because I know a big topic of conversation on the Drew Lane show is Megan Marco. Am I pronouncing that right?

Yes. Oh, I'm sorry, cunt. Yes. That's more accurate. Yes. Yeah. And so Lucy was checking in on Megan Marco and it seems like she has a new product about. Am I interrupting a conversation?

It's pretty loud. They're talking about their dicks. I just ejaculated three minutes ago. They're comparing orgasms. When I come, it just drifts down the shaft. That's actually normal Oh, is it? Oh, thank God.

Yeah, I mean, who's shooting ropes in their 40s? I do want to point out, though, that Carl, you literally just compared orgasms with Eric Zane, which might be one of the gayest things that you've ever done. Oh, yeah. I compare orgasms with Billy Zane. Not gay. Not gay. Not gay.

All right, yeah, so you are exactly right, Carl. Drew, you cover Megan Markle a whole bunch. Oh, yeah. And you have been covering some of the new stuff that's been going on. She has been having some security issues lately. including the paparazzi going to her kids' schools. So we'll check out clip one here. This is a clip from the absolutely wonderful, wonderful Laura,

from Thinking Beautiful as ever, who covers Megan Markle a whole bunch. She's absolutely outstanding at covering Megan Markle. So Megan Markle has not been doing any interviews. That does not mean that she isn't being a total fucking idiot constantly. So this is going to be Laura's clip, again, explaining to us about the paparazzi, showing up at the kids' schools. We've got to protect the children.

Because now there seems to be a bit of a paparazzi problem, doesn't there? Or at least according to the Sussexes. So this is what I saw in G.B. News, Harry and Megan face paparazzi scare, they are so scared, as photographers are spotted outside Archie and Lily School. So this is what it says. Two international paparazzi photographers, that sounds a bit racist to be honest, anyway, were spotted outside the school where Archie and Lily are pupils, according to the US media. Now, I'm sorry, how do the US media know about this? They are all the way over in the US,

aren't they? How did they hear about this? I wonder. Hmm, has Megan been talking to People magazine again? Is she filling in the US media on what is going on? so Drew you guys again you've been covering this a whole bunch and it is definitely I think it seems more probable than not than Megan is the one who is spilling the beans to the paparazzi all the time oh I think she I think that cunt hired those people to circle the school so they could ask so they could demand security this is not the first school that this has happened at it's the second school that it's happened at possibly a third one coming soon we don't even know Megan does not care about security but she likes to pretend like she does. So now this is a huge horrible problem. And obviously, the problem with her security concerns is that she's the one leaking it. Not only that, she's posting all this shit on her Instagram about her current location. If you're so worried.

Yeah. If you're so worried about this, how in the heck are you the one who's causing it? So we'll check out clip two. So you're telling me this woman here who doesn't want anyone to know her kid's location is, freaking out about security. What about every second, Megan, yes, I'm talking to you, that you tell all of us exactly where you are because she has called the paparazzi to pat her here with Ellen DeGeneres. So it's very convenient that it's okay when she does it in this way, but not when they try and get a photo of her kids. Maybe she should stop calling the media altogether.

And of course, this is the same woman who joins a WhatsApp group using her own personal phone. And anyone who is anyone with half a brain knows that this thing uses your mobile number, doesn't it? You can click on anyone there and see their number. How daft is she? She's very daft. She's a very daft cunt, actually. She also posts her own kids, which is so dangerous to their mental health. and then Harry shows up at a school

and brings six cameras and some kid complains and tells him to fuck off like an eighth grader These kids, you're right, they're like eighth graders and this kid goes, there's six cameras in my face right now, what are you doing? And every single one of these kids is probably not giving consent. I don't know,

can eight graders give consent to things? I'm confused. That's woke, dad. Yeah. Good fault, good thought. So, Megan, with all of these security, concerns. She is so security conscious. She cares so much about it.

Nobody's ever doing anything bad for the children because we always think of the children. She has a new way of revealing very private information about herself that could allow the paparazzi more ability to stalk her and her family. Yes, that's right. She does have

a new product. It is an advent calendar. So we'll go ahead and check out clip three. Our first ever and probably the last, Advent calendar is coming tomorrow. So I saw this and I was like, what is that house? It looks very familiar, doesn't it? Is it Santa's house? I don't think so. That doesn't look like the North Pole to me. What are those palm trees in the back? Yes, of course, Megan Markle is once

again proving that the as ever brand is nothing more than a vanity project because this is her house. She has put her own house on a chocolate admin calendar. Is she okay? Someone needs to go and check in on this woman. Wow. This is a person who bangs on about privacy, okay? And she has put her house on a chocolate box. You cannot make this stuff up. Yeah. That's I don't know what Streisand's house out of having fun of here. I'm sure this Advent calendar is probably very reasonably priced. Of course it is. You know, there's a lot of great stuff about this Advent calendar.

So, again, obviously, she's just leaking her whole house out there. The Advent calendar is going to be beautiful. I love talking about Advent calendars because I'm Jewish, so you guys might need to stop and correct me. There's 24 pieces of chocolate in this Advent calendar. I have no idea if that's the correct number or not. but the company that she's partnering with, typically they sell their Advent calendars for $120,

which I figured an Advent calendar was like $7. That's a lot of allowance. Yeah, it is. But Megan Markle obviously comes with a premium. So, Drew, I think that you know what she's selling this for. What is she selling this? $148. $148 for 244 pieces of chocolate.

With her house, though. The next generation of calendars will probably have the map to the kids' schools. Bring your camera up. That one's actually going to only be $138. Yeah, she circles which one is the kid's room. Yeah, this calendar has several other issues. So for people who follow Megan Markle, you know that she makes these stupid spreads as a part of her as-ever brand. she has strawberry, raspberry,

blackberry, orange marmalade and as it turns out all of these chocolates feature those spreads and also her little fancy flower sprinkles whatever the fuck she's doing, I don't know. The confetti petals? Yeah, her confetti petals. So the spreads, they get those out of the closet at Netflix.

Yeah. To go find them in there in order to make this candy? Yeah, definitely. Laura definitely thinks, and I think that she's right, that this seems like Megan is cleaning out the cup, these things. The shelf life is expiring. We got to put these

into these chocolates before they go bad because as ever, as it turns out, is not doing good. The only thing that's doing good is Megan showing off her entire life to everybody and then bitching about how her children are not safe because she's a cunt.

Yeah, and she wants the attention because then she can complain about the attention and demand the security. So it's an endless circle. Doesn't she have a convoy that drops her kids off at school? She did, yeah. I just hate her.

It's so nuts. Yeah, they pulled them out of the school after two days. Oh, that's right. Okay. So the kids went from Montecito to the UK. Two days at that school, started another school. They'll probably be pulled out of this school any day now because people were surrounding it. And it's not safe because she's drawn so much attention to them.

Yeah. Well, I'm just happy that I know what her house looks like now because as that, news article said it's all the international paparazzi so I'm coming for you Megan Markle let's go I want those spreads all right well thank you very much Lucy for the update on Megan Markle and I want to thank Lucy me back up

but also the great Dave Landau thank you very much check out Dave's show all right at this time I want to bring up Jenny Jingles and Adam Bush are going to come and join the program. Adam's here from the West Coast.

As you guys know, Howard Stern decided to deal with HBO Max. They are now playing his serious XM shows on Thursdays. Every single week, episode three came out yesterday, and I had Jen from the Jingles Department

check in on it. I know, and I said I wasn't going to watch his show anymore. I said, fuck you. But that was my assignment, so I did. That's correct. So let's get into it.

What's going on to the Howard Sturt show on Sirius, I mean, HBO Max. Well, he got some complaints in the beginning about being kind of low ebb. So he's trying another thing to start off his show to be a little more energetic. Hello. Good morning, everybody. Welcome on Sirius XM, HBO and the world. Testing, testing, one, two, one, two.

Whank, quack. So that's the beginning of his show. All right. Did a couple of impressions. Very good. You're shot out of a cannon, right? Yeah. Well, not like last week, but yes.

He looks like a Halloween decoration. Somebody just left in a corner. Yeah. One of those dried appleheads? So Howard is a little bit angsty because he's supposed to be going on Jimmy Kimmel's show. Now, this HBO show that he's doing is now giving him more chores to do, meaning going on a people's shows to promote his own show. Right.

He hates that. Yeah, I'm having tremendous angst. about doing his show. HBO asked me to do a bunch of things. I love Jimmy. That's why I'm doing it. I would have done the Jimmy Fallon show, but I couldn't do that to Jimmy Kimmel.

It's like being in a relationship with two women. You couldn't do the Jimmy Fallon show because that would be... It would be an affront to Jimmy Kimmel. He would be mad. Do you think he would be mad? Well, what's more important? Promoting his show or keeping Jimmy Kimmel happy? Who cares?

Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Kimmel and did a show together. Well, they're vacation together, so... They don't give a shit about any of this. This is all when... Howard's just making excuses for himself. And I wouldn't want to do Jimmy Fallon show either. Nobody watches any of these shows, so who cares. Right.

So Howard goes on, and he's convinced there's there would be animosity between the two Jimmy's. When you compete at night of the same time slot and the same audience, there's tremendous animosity. Say, fuck you to Colbert. Go ahead. Just for once. No, I can't do it.

I don't see any point of fighting. And if one guy moves ahead of the other in the ratings, the other one's like, I'm funnier than him. I don't understand we put so much into our show. I don't want to beat anybody, honest to God, because I know it's like to be beat. No, you listen to me.

You listen to me. You listen to me. You stop it right now. Honest to God, I don't like reading any shit about the other guy. So I'm not sure why they played those clips because I kind of contradicts what Howard just said. The whole narrative offense.

Yeah. Well, let's face it. Howard has nothing to do with the edit of this. There's no time to approve it. He does the show on Monday, has to air on Thursday. So maybe these people just despise Howard who are editing this show together. It's very possible.

The whole show is so convoluted. It is just a series of clips from the past of other people. They're just talking like old women over a fence to each other. And it's just crazy. We'll just spend a half an hour on a 76-year-old show. member performing oral sex on his girlfriend. I mean, that, I can't believe. They couldn't believe Ronnie was having sex with his wife.

Somebody's been talking about for 30 years on the show. Wow, that's wild. And something we don't need to talk about anymore. We don't ever need to talk about that, Ronnie. So Howard has a pre-interview for the Jimmy Kimmel show that he's dreading doing. And he's so impressed by who's doing it. But they all walk around like they like each other. I might go on Kimmel and talk about that.

I don't know what to talk about. Oh, and that was the other thing. On Thursday, they made me do a pre-interview. Oh. You know who I did the pre-interview with? Rory, the boyfriend of Sarah Silverman, who Jimmy used to date. Oh, wow. They're very incestuous over it.

I don't know what's going on. I don't know why he added that. I mean, I know that Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel used to date, but that was... Someone's dating Sarah Silverman on purpose? You know, I'm just too darn happy. Well, yeah, and you can tell that Howard is too, because he's just into all, like, the gossips and all the stuff. Oh, yeah, he loves that stuff. I'm sorry, he looks like somebody shot Iqabod Crane and just didn't pick up the body and just left it there.

He's not handsome, like Rod the waiter. So Howard, again, he doesn't want to do this show. He doesn't want to do this interview. So he's talked to Rory. So why bother doing the interview after the brink? pre-interview. No, Rory was good. The problem is, I don't remember.

I mean, we had a great conversation. It was funny as fuck. Why don't they just air that? My conversation with Rory. Rory, you did an excellent interview. He's done that bit before, by the way. I already did a pre-interview. You know, I got to do the show, too.

It's like, Howard's out of ideas. Yeah, he is. And it's, again, it makes me sad because I used to really love that show. I know. But when you're a billionaire and you complain about your life a lot, it's very endearing. People can relate to you. to it. Oh, he's not done complaining. Oh, really? I'm shocked. Yes. Make a clip six. He does not want to go

into the studio. Yeah. Yeah, I'm having tremendous angst about doing his show. My wife is so excited. I woke up this morning and I walk in and she goes, oh, what time are we leaving tomorrow? I go, leaving. Uh-huh. She goes, tomorrow is Jimmy Kimmel show. I go, oh, God, no. First of all, then I'm going to the city, which takes two or three hours. Then to get to Brooklyn, evidently, why Brooklyn I don't fucking know. Jimmy has this thing that he comes from Brooklyn. He moved when he was nine years old to Las Vegas. He's not from Brooklyn.

Just do the show in Manhattan. So he goes, why he doesn't for Brooklyn? I have no idea. Oh, he was born there. And he's from there. I guess you do know why. And also, isn't that what being from somewhere means? Yeah.

You were born there? Doing one show a week, I don't know. Does anyone want to hear someone complain about how hard? Hard their life was to do one show a week. Jesus Christ. Drew, did you hear the part? I put it on WTP where he was saying that him and Beth,

his wife, were watching the HBO show in bed together? Yeah. How awkward is that? They're like, hey, what's on TV? Maybe my show? It's the only way Howard can come. It's so fucking weird.

Maybe Eric Zay should try watching his own show. Wasn't it boring enough the first time when he did it? live, Jesus. He was horrible. Hey, Beth, look how miserable I have. Oh, who. Wow.

Good stuff. He's got to stop showing. Ronnie is Earl sexy. 76. Let's see that again. Yeah, right. Is this getting you wet, Beth? Yeah, Howard.

I'm dripping over here. And Robin is so hot. Robin looks great. They were going on and on, but callers were calling saying, Robin looks so great. I mean, she looks fine, but I mean, she's in her 70s?

Yeah, I mean, she's all yours, true. Thank you. Well, if you can imagine the show gets even more grim Because then they start speculating Like, how long is Howard going to live for? Forever, unfortunately. Do you guys ever talk about, well, what if Howard dies or something? You know, like at this point, you guys might be nervous about it.

Who makes the announcement? I don't ever talk. I've thought about it and I just thought more about how long you're going to live. And I believe just genetically that you're going to live to be somewhere in your... late 90s to 100. Wow, what really going on to the limb there, huh? His dad was 99, his mom's still alive at like 96 or something like that?

She's turning 99 as well. She's turning 99? Yes. And so Gary's just like, you might live to be pretty old. Good stuff, Gary. Thanks for coming in. And then they talked about this for a while. I mean, we're already 15 minutes into the show, and this is where they're out.

You know, no one ever talks about me dying on WAP. We talk about Chris dying all the time, obviously. Makes sense. But no one of talking about me. dying. I mean, you guys can bring it up from time to time, you know? They make it sound like Howard's going to still be doing the show when he dies at 99. And it's going to be a big problem. He will be. He might.

We're going to get to that. 15 minutes a week. Who do you think it's going to do the death announcement for him, though? Like, that's the big topic of conversation that comes up next. Pretty pressing. But I digress. One of these guys will make the announcement. I think one of them will rush to make an announcement to get more followers.

You think? That's what I think. Yeah. Would it be Beth or would it be your, agent or would it be Robin? Who do you think should make the announcement? I want somebody who could really carry on. Robin could get... Why would it be an Asian? Doesn't make any sense at all. Real emotional. I like that.

You know what I might put in charge though? Jimmy Kimmel because he cries for everybody. Oh yeah. Jimmy Kimmel cries for everybody. John Ridder. Apes. He cried for John Ritter. The lion. So he's bitching about going on Jimmy's show, but he wants him to do the death announcement. Well, Jimmy Kimmel has a crying a little bitch. Now, it does kind of makes sense. I wanted to announce my death too. I didn't even know what he was. I've never heard of the show.

We all know it'll be stuttering John who makes that announcement. You're right. John will come back to the dabelvers. It'll be a year and a half off, but he'll make it. He wants Jimmy Kimball to do it so they can do a pre-interview. Put him through it. So back to what you said

about him living forever, this is what he wants to do. Yeah, that's my biggest fear. They're saying AI soon will have it that we're going to be put into robot bodies are basically we're going to be young again, but I know, I know deep in my heart, I want this so bad, and I know I am going to die. And then the next day, fucking Mark Zuckerberg or one of these guys are going to come out and

go, we now have the ability to live forever. And you fuckers will all be laughing at me. That stupid asshole died, right? The day he could have had a robot body. Is this a comedy show? I'm sorry. Howard would be mad if he didn't live forever? Something you wanted to die.

a decade ago. He wanted to complain forever. Yeah, I think this is supposed to be a cavity show. Do you think HBO and Max, has anyone been fired over there yet? I can't believe they did this. It's crazy.

Are they desperate? No. They're not. They're not at all. They have amazing programming. I don't even think that's Robin's real hair color. I just think heads are going to

roll over at HBO because this show is... Thanks. It's so bad. Could it be somebody's doing a favor, like, since they took 101 away from Howard, that they need someone to somehow cushion the blow so Howard isn't humiliated? Adam Eamuea theory on this, right? About how this works out?

To keep the serious stock going, they had a stake in this HBO show. Instead of announcing he's just leaving, they announced this joint project to keep the stock going, and he just slowly moves over to there and then goes away so he's nobody's problem. So it looks like he has more cachet than the nun that he has. But it also is a little bit easier for, instead of like, I'm off a series, I have no contract. He's like, well, I don't need to be on series anymore because I'm not doing HBO. And then eventually no one's watching that. No one even notices.

He's gone. I don't know. So it's interesting theory. He's vanishing like a ghost. So then he gets into, he listened to the MTV Music Awards. He was watching those. Yeah, the VMAs. Very exciting stuff, Madonna's Song of the Year.

Everyone knows that new Madonna song, right? How does it go? You guys remember the... Ow, ow, ow, ow. A little fack for Evan up. Jerry Bainfield coming up. Sure than I can't stop singing. FAC.

Such a stupid song. It's so bad. Anyway, Howard loves Pat Smir, and he explains why. The best part of the MTV Awards for me was they honored Nirvana. Chris Novoselik, Dave Grohl, and Pat Schmere got up there. Pat Schmere to me is the greatest because he actually just, changed his name to Papsmere. That's so fucking funny to me

that the guy had so little ego. You need a stage name. How about Papsmere? Huh? How about that guys? Did that happen? His name is? No.

I didn't think so. Good stuff, though. Pretty funny. Yeah. He's just riffing. And then... And it's not Pat Schmeer. Smear is for cream cheese.

Right, I know. He said Shemir is a name. Yeah. He likes a smear. And Robin's so out of it. But, you know, Howard's really impressed and thinks that Pat's really cool because he smokes. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's fucking brilliant.

I love that guy. And anyway, so Nirvana, you know, Kurt Cobain's been dead and MTV's honoring them. And Chris Novoselik really prepared. He speaks really well. And he's up there making a heartfelt speech about Nirvana and the impact of MTV and everything else. Papsmere, he just gets up. He lights up a cigarette. And he's having like a smoke.

my wife goes do you believe this guy's having a cigarette i go this is the greatest thing i ever saw he's acting like none of this is happening this is what mpd used to be like you know that they don't ban cigarettes inside buildings he's acting like he's in another era yeah it's like going back in time robin wow that's so bad is what HBO is paying for is their takeaway from this yeah it gets better because now Howard, guys, Howard's changing his name. Oh, good. He is changing his name officially.

I bet it's going to be hilarious. It is. I'm thinking to change in my name to Lou Stool. Lou Stool. So when they introduced me on the Jimmy Kimmel show, say, here's Howard Stern now, Lou Stool. This is it. Kimball.

All right. I'm going to get J.D. Harbire on Watt. I just need someone to cracks up laughing over every dumb fucking thing anyone says. what's wrong with that return? I do not know. I don't know. Luke Stool is a thing that Howard has said

for decades, a billion times. J.D. Harmon goes, oh, that's pretty funny, boss. That's a good one. Don't you worry about it because he's got another corker coming up. He's got a few more names he might change two.

Pick your favorite. Hey, would you blow me? Next. I wish he didn't come up with that one. Pat Schmeier's real name is George Albert Ruthenberg. But Pat Schmeier's. that.

Yeah. I'm thinking to go into Cole anoscopy. What do you think of that? Or

ma'am O'Gram. How about condom? This is my favorite. This is how you know. There's aren't even names. The writing staff

is alive and well. This is how you know. Because this is literally what they're doing when they're writing for the show. Who is this show for? Who wants to watch this?

Who is the audience for this? I have no idea. Moms want celebrity interviews. They don't want to hear about loose stool. Nobody that wants graphic humor wants to hear these silly stupid pun.

The guy's name was con dumb, though. Nobody's named Khan. Nobody named ma'am. Yeah, ma'am, O'Grame. I understand. We understand nobody's watching or listening to the serious show. Why would you do a best of a show no one is listening to on HBO? Oh, because there's video of a show no one listens to.

What? How about con dumb? Here's con dumb. Condum. Yeah. Hey, man. What's happening? Yeah, what is happening?

Well, good stuff, guys. How about eat shit? How about re-tire? Go fuck yourself. All good names. My name's, it's over. Well, thank you very much, Jed, for suffering through that. I do appreciate you.

Check out the hour's turn show. I won't do it again. At this time, I'm going to swap out Adam for Andy, but Adam will be back up. we'll be talking about Jerry Banfield, but Trucker Andy's backup, everybody. And we're going to cover something that we don't cover very much,

and it's been pretty long times as we've done it. If you guys remember, John is gone from the devilverse right now. He went away in 2025, and he did his final show, New Year's Eve night, 2024. And he did like a six-hour-long live stream.

He made a lot of money. He got very drunk. his friend showed up clay dabbler was there clearwater chad was there and uh john was having a good old time and uh clay dabbler had a brilliant idea for john melendos this is a movie job this is a movie job you could make a movie about john maloney you could be in my one bad show but you can literally make a movie about it like you you're a guy that does this show and you you drink and you get insulted on the internet for fucking two dollar soup show sometimes but just said in reality, that's what's happening

in a way. So at this point, and I do love Clay Dabbler, he's just trolling John. He's like, you're embarrassing yourself. Like, this, people don't do this purposely, but you do. This would be a funny movie, and so it made that. And Chad just like, seriously, I could be a star.

A movie star? Well, that's pretty cool. Thank you for that. One three many coming in theater near you. The sequel. Bring it. One, too few livers. So, John gets distraged in the middle of the show.

Clay decides to take over. He's hosting now. He's reading a super chat. And so he's just going to start doing the show for John. Fuck you, Mike Moore's, you used. No, wait, wait. Let me sorry.

God damn score. Fuck you, Mike Molf. Fuck off. You useless, untalented piece of shit. There you go. Holy shit. You're welcome. Boise State has a chance.

You had a home down by 1714. They got 12 and a half points. Fucking hell. I bet 10 bucks. My whole fucking LUSD pension. Holy shit. A whole $10. Nice.

You might have a problem, John. You're a gambling addict. What do you mean? Getting large is a thousand, bro. I would have thought it was 10 grand. No, no. 10, like 100, like, like 10 hundred.

Like 10 hundred. I'm not the lesser thing. Clay, can I get an old school? Fuck you, Mike Morris. Thanks, hail to Duke. I did it for you. So, Chad's got his college football

pet going. He's got $10 on, literally $10. Probably 10 cents. No, he's showed us the screenshots before where he's betting $5, $7 at a time. 10 large. And he goes, 10 large. And Clay Dan was like, it's 10 box, John, who cares? He goes, no, no, no. That means a lot more than that.

It means, uh, a thousand dollars. How the fuck does that work? Ten large is a thousand dollars. Ten medium. Fucking idiots. Yeah. All right. So John's going to try to start calming himself down. He's very mad at Shulie because Mike Morris got brought up by Bo Beardington. Bo Beardington, my mate. And so Johnson just calm himself down here. Get where? You want to play? fucking game, you fucking ass out.

I can play this game. Because in it, oh God. Calm down. Relax. Don't get brailed up. Hold on. Count of 10. 10 large. Usa.

Whosa. Have your earlobes. 10,000. Um, um, um, I miss this show. Yeah.

Shut up. Chudely. You done messed up. Yes. Yes. Let's go. I can't play anymore. Yeah, all right.

Can't play anymore. Sober John cannot play the guitar, but maybe drunk, John is a first you out. So I'm not sure. This is very exciting. So he picked up the guitar. He's trying to calm himself down. It's getting all wild about the shit wire, as he's all to do. And so now we get some.

guitar playing in order to make himself a little bit less angry about Shulie Agar. Shulie. Dun, Buckta. I know that you be... I got to remember this. Guitar sounds well-tuned. Why would he just by new...

strings. I know he's poor. But strings are like eight bucks. He's put some new strings in that fucking thing. It's like changing your bed sheets. Another thing, John does not do. Yeah, right. What's the point? There's there any bed sheets on there? Why would I change? I'm just going to play shitty guitar tomorrow night.

I like to sleep on garbage bags. All right, so let's find out. John has an explanation on why it's not his fault that he sucks on guitar so badly. I can't wait to find out. I just can't make my way around the fretboard anymore. This tiny guitar with this fucking Frankenfigure. Franken Finger. Oh, it's just Frankenfinger's fault.

And somehow the guitar shrank. Yeah. That's weird. It's not your dick, Chad. It's the same size guitar as it always wants. I would have thought Clearwater Chad would be the most likable person on the show. You know what? I was just thinking he's the most, he's more boring than anybody else.

He's so boring. He's a non-personality. Sucks charisma out of the room every time he's on him. But, uh, you know, Clay gets it. And, uh, let's get back to why John grabbed the guitar in the first place. Oh, oh, so I called shitway's dead. Even though they have docks my mom. Hmm.

Oh. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, now you're going to go through this list of things they did to you again, John. They do first blood. Boring. We get it. So John's so drug at this point, he's just slurring his way through a super chap, and he can't even pull it up on the screen. He's really having a hard time with us.

Some weird memory. This is one of these assesal. Watch the back fit. It's going to be five-foot-nothing. Bring it! Why all the ground threats? keyboard warrior yeah shit

my own what all these valve could someone please I mean I'm waiting

for it all right what a panel of losers you gotta love Clay dabbler he's just out here

just like he's so exhausting he's so boring but you know to Clay's credit he's loyal he's not like Tony P It's been alone

to Suttery John John's been gone Clay hasn't showed up on any shows I'd love to have him on point-double point sometime now that we got rid of that Shully No, there's no more shooley on point-dabble-point Clay, come on, you're more than welcome to I'd love to have you.

I'd love to talk to Clay I would too It'd be fun All right, this is more of John being incoherent Justin There's been Oh, I don't know

Zach is Hoffman. Let's let's come up, fellas. Let's wake everyone up to turn to all. Now for five bucks, I'll do it for a hundred.

One large. Dude, I'm like, you know, oh, here's my man. Here we go. All right, all, thank you.

All right. Vince. Wow. For all the left, I'm enjoying. Appreciate some, man. I'll try to stay alone next one to win you home for the holidays, man. I know where to go.

Hot wings and good to me, brother. I have zero social mail. If you're ever in New York, Clay, somehow, I'll... I see it. It kinds on me. Okay. I'll give it to a little,

little, little... Super Chats, that's quite a bit. I still own a sweatshirt, and I'll get it out to you, I promise. I have 50 bucks well spent right there. If you can write a lot of words, trying to get shot to read it,

That's pretty good company. It's five hours in on New Year's Eve. Yeah, right. Got his money's worth. It seems like you want to downplay that you're that excited about $49. Yeah. He's in his 60s. 49 large.

Of the Jay Leno show and the Howard Stern show. He just took out a $30,000 Hewock loan. I mean, well, it makes 49 sound even smaller. I don't know if he knows it. You have to pay that back. It's not the debate just being like, dude, you're cool. You've got a house there you go. All right.

I have one more clip on here because this is hilarious. Clay Dabbler points out the problem with the Dabbleverse. And he's explaining it to John. And the problem that he explains, I think John actually personifies perfectly in this clip. Yeah. True. That's not a lot of normal person. But I said there's a lot of autism in the type of place.

There's what? A lot of autism in the double verse. All right, well, John was being autistic. Anyway, not the point. That was a remembrance of John Melendez. Boy, we sure do miss him, don't we? We hardly knew you. Yes.

All right, I want to thank once again, the reason why we're here in Detroit, the reason why you're all here, Drew Lane, my friend from the Drew Lane show, Drew! Thank you, Carl. Thank you, Drew. Thanks, everybody for coming out to Rock and Brum.

bruised, by the way. I really appreciate it. Love all of you. Yes. This place rocks, by the way. Congrats on this venue. Thank you. And it bruised. It's been going great. People have been coming out. We really do appreciate it. I want to tell you, we have one more segment, but I want to tell everyone, Ryan and Michelle, the Ryan Michelle show, will be happening right after

we're done. There's some musicians coming up. They're going to perform so you're able to hang out. It's not like other venues we play here where they want you to get the fuck out. they want you to hang out have a good time so spend some time with us we'll be around we'll be mingling and uh stick around for that we have one more segment and Thomas A Mazawa is downstairs by the way working you want to see Mads is here

Probably drawing a Chargers helmet or a Viking helmet right now My man uh my man Matt Ryan is here thank you so much Drew Thank you jingles everyone We're going to bring up Lucy Tipebox and Adam Bush Because we got to talk about

Jerry Banfield. You guys know them. You guys love them. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great.

I feel great. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Peanut butter. Honey and beans. Beans. Look at these two right here with their Jerry Banfield shirts.

I heart Jerry. Jerry Banfield. Love that. My brother's got a ridiculous shirt on. I don't know what he's up to. But I'm excited about this because Anna put together a package, Andy put together a package. We have a lot to talk about with our buddy Jerry Banfield.

If you know, you know. Adam, I want to start with you. What's going on recently? You know, Jerry's $220,000 in debt. And he's renting a house that costs $2,700 a month to rent. and he's worried that he can't keep paying these bills. So he might have to make a move. Luckily, there's some good news.

He had $20,000 in crypto stolen from him yesterday. In this next clip, he's going to weigh his options, but pay attention to a new verbal tick that he's developed. See if you can spot it. When you have something difficult that happens, you can really see who's there for you and who's not. And I'm grateful to see who showed up and stayed consistent, like, of course, my kids,

but my mom, my aunt. X was empathetic. I'm like, look, I might need to move in with my mom who's across the street from you. And, you know, I explained a whole situation to her. And, you know, so many people message me. And, you know, nobody's left me behind either. Like, the MaxFi team rallied the whole Discord server to stop attacking me and thinking that I stole my own coin, which would be insane and totally counterproductive. And, uh, and her. Not even off. The rust. Yeah, people do want us to put together some super cuts of Jerry's crutches.

Maybe someday. They'd last for hours. They would. They would be too much. In this next clip, we're going to feature some of Jerry's violent positivity. And I'm feeling triumphant today. Like, you can't steal my joy. You can't stop me.

All these attacks and crazy stuff. Somebody just won the eBay auction for $10,000. for the shirt that I wore when I met the queen. Let's see if they're going to pay up or not. I'm feeling so triumphant today after the last couple of days, a lot of people would have felt utterly defeated and finished, but I rose like the Phoenix.

And I'm excited for what I have to share with you today. The most interesting thing is yesterday, I said, well, it depends on what you think is interesting. Yeah. Losing $20,000 is pretty interesting. The confusing part to me about Jerry Banfield is that I don't know if he's doing better if he's losing money or if he's gaining money. I don't think he knows. And he wouldn't care either way.

This is true. It's so weird. What we do know is that he's a terrible father. What I'm not a big fan of doing is sitting there, you know, desperately trying to take full control of my Google accounts and lock out people who are trying to steal from me, which means hours of sitting on my computer two-factor changing. passwords going through and finding every attack vector and securing myself instead of filming videos. And then I show up for my kids. Priorities are important in life, yes. Change my passwords, make some more YouTube videos. No one watches. Oh, my kids are coming over. That's right. And then I'll deal with my kids. This one's great because he, even when he's parenting, he can't

commit to it. He always has his eye open. And then I picked my, son up from school and was working while he was playing video games. Then my daughter came home and we went to my son's baseball game. And my son's baseball game, I was still paying attention and being friendly, but it's nice not to go there like on the prowl for single moms. It was nice not to. Yeah. It sounds like that was the priority. You know, some guys jerk out before a date. He jerks out before his son's baseball game. That would be too horned up. I'm going after single bombs. Only once.

He knows how to pick up on subtle cues that people give him. So because there's lots of other stories, you could tell. So I'm at the baseball game. My son has rapidly improved at batting. He gets a nice hit and gets himself on first base. Then there's a mom next to me with no ring on. So I'm at least throwing out some probing conversation. We're not going direct approach anymore unless a woman just stops and makes eye contact.

and makes it super obvious. Would you like me to probe you? Yeah. Did you see my son get to third base? How about, uh, you know? He was thrown out of third base. Fine, I'll take a double. He knows a woman is hitting on him if she's looking at him.

This next one shows a rare moment of self-awareness. Because I'm tired of telling real people or ordinary people that don't watch me on YouTube about what I do on YouTube. and, you know, then just getting ghosted or, you know, not feeling the chemistry after that. Yeah. Ordinary people don't watch him on YouTube? All these civilians who don't know about the Jerry Banfield brand.

And when they do watch it, they ghost him or it just doesn't go well. He's tired of explaining it. He wears a shirt with his name on it so that people will ask him. It has to be a real asshole to wear a shirt with her name on it. It's a real fucking asshole. But he's the cool brother, right? This is the Kevin Bredden. He's not desperate.

My mom just said, fuck yeah. I guess he is the cool brother. Never mind. He's not desperate when it comes to women. He has one deal breaker. So you can just email me and just email me an intro video saying, hi, Jerry, you know, this means my name. So I know that you're real because most of the forms people submitted were trolls.

So I just got rid of them. And I only reached out to one woman and she, He's a real woman, which is nice. She sent me a video, and I'm texting her now, and I've really been enjoying that. And a real woman? Yep. What's that like? Does that mean not spam?

Like, not like a fake, like a fake account, or does that mean not a man? No dick. Yeah. I mean, yes. How much does she ejaculate? How much does she ejaculate? More than Eric's sane, but less than me. I thought even robot women

Well, to be fair, his last date was with Tim Dransky So you got to check He can turn any nightmare into something positive I see my ex I'm sitting in the bleachers next to my daughter Because she posted up to the closest ones And apparently that's the other team's bleachers But my daughter doesn't want to move

And I don't bother asking her My ex goes to sit in the other bleachers And I'm like, you know, you could think that this is sad. Like two people that were together 15 years that have all this, all these memories and are co-parenting men, we're sitting in opposite bleachers. I'm like, I also could think that this is simple because I can just sit here and watch the game and I don't have to worry about talking to my ex about anything. And, you know, at this point, she's got a new boyfriend and she's kind of like all into him at this point and she just wants some space for me. So that's fine. That's easier.

And my daughter doesn't care about sitting next to her mom either. So I'm like, it's So much of life is not painful as long as you don't make some story about why it's wrong. Wow! He's not wrong about that. But also, my daughter doesn't care. Now, I don't know what she does care about because I don't give a fuck about her. Right, yeah. He doesn't care either.

Anytime he mentions these horrible, horrific things he does in front of his kids, he talks about how they don't care, they're supportive, and they're into it. There's no way that that's real. yesterday he recorded a vlog saying that he's going to have to move his family back in with his mother. Yes. But he didn't mention where and when he recorded this vlog until right now. Okay. I filmed the video talking, I filmed that vlog yesterday while my son was sitting there playing Roblox right next to me.

And then afterwards, he asked, he's like, Dad, because I literally hadn't said any of this, Tammy. He's like, Dad, are we going to need to move in with Grandma? I'm like, I don't know, son, but it's time to ask her if. that's okay. Anyway, have a good game. So then I just heard you doing your show. You haven't gotten late since November? Aren't you like a 42-year-old man?

What's wrong with you? Daddy, what's a crypto rugpole? 2,200 in strippers? Not even a hand job? Dad! My shoes have holes. He's oblivious to his kids' worries. He's surprised that after saying that in front of his son,

that he would then repeat it to his daughter. So he told my daughter as soon as she got home. So they were asking me about this already. I talked to my ex-wife too. And I'm kind of building up to having this conversation with my mom. I'm like, oh boy, isn't it nice? When your 42-year-old son, it's like, mom, can I move in and have the kids half the time here?

Hey, sis, guess what? Dad's a loser. I know, brother. I know. He's like an evil ventriloquist dummy. He's like demon Peewee Herman. He's asked his mom to move in before and it didn't go well. So we're sitting there, I'm building up this whole time for my conversation with my mom.

I'm like, I can't believe I'm going to be asking my mom if I can move in. I threw the idea out a month or two ago and she was pretty toxic about it. Toxic means no. That's a funny word to use, right? Why'd be so negative about this? Fuck you, Terry. You have to be so negative about it. Then she gaslighted me into thinking that my debt was actually not good.

Well, he wants women to take care of his problems for him. So when his wife divorced him, she took out all his debt, which is why he was in the free and clear and went, I should probably go back into debt again. And this year decided to just, spend way more money than he earns, and that's why he's $220,000 in debt, and it's October. Yeah, you got to really earn it. I mean, that's a wild about a debt to accrue in 10 months or 9.5 months.

That takes effort. It's a reeks of efforts. It's a lot of debt to put on your kids. By the way, without a drug problem, I should point that out. Right. Like, I can write up from debt. Don't get me wrong. Jerry has no excuse.

Now, that's toxic. Thank you. So now he gets up the courage to finally ask his mom in front of his kids. My mom is very psychic, perceptive. She can tell that something, I mean, it makes sense after I got, you know, all the money stolen yesterday. You know, it's not surprising. She's like, how are you doing today? I'm like, well, see, mom, I was thinking, if you look at my $90,000 in credit card debt,

my $2,000 a month in minimum payments on all my debts combined. and then you factor that I need to make $5,000 a month just to pay for this house before taxes. And then, you know, the house is $2,700 a month. The electric bill's $300 a month because the air just flows out of this. And I let this 800-watt computer run all the time during the day. So the power just drains out of this house. And then you throw in utilities and stuff.

It gets close to like $3,500 almost a month. And then, you know, taxes knock out at least, you know, $1,500 or $1,000. so that if I actually make a profit. So you're looking that I easily need $5,000 a month just to pay for this house by itself and I could eliminate needing to make that money if I moved in with my mother. I mean, do you ever think to yourself like, I'm kind of irresponsible? And then he watches this guy and he's like, holy shit, I have my shit together. This is amazing.

You can't make sense of it. All I hear is if I have four B-Cords lights in three hours. Right. How many years of it? He's doing loser math. Move your mic up. It's like basically. I'm like,

chin. So how do we think his mom responds? Talk into the microphone, Adam. How do we think his mom responds? Does she say yes? You can move in? She says no.

Does he cry? Let's find out. Doubtful that I can live with her rules and be tolerant of her. I said, Mom, for $5,000 a month. I'll live with your rules. It's your house.

You own it. I will live with their rules and be tolerant of you. for $5,000 a month in money that I don't have to make. I will deal with your house for $5,000 a month. I will happily do that.

I'll think of you as my one client that pays me $5,000 a month and I will do my part to earn that and tolerate you. That's a loving son right there. What a family dynamic that is. I'll treat you like a client that pays me a lot of money.

Not like shit like you're my mom. Yeah, like a client. It's not only, going to suck for you, mom. I got to live with you. So, anyway, here's the big reveal. What does she say? So my mom actually seems not,

not that opposed to it and open. I'm like, great. And at some point, I cried. Of course. That's how he got her to say yes. Let's see how the kids feel about this. I cried a little bit talking to her. I cried with my kids going home.

And they're like, you know, we love Grandma's house. And we certainly would live at Grandma's house. But, Dad, we love this house and we'd prefer to stay here. And I'm like, me too. I love this house and I would prefer to stay here also. And my kids are like, you're the adult. Figure it out, fuck face. But kids, your grandmother won't let us.

That is some supervillain stuff. That is like the riddler. Right. That is the Joker. No one would deliver a line like that. I would like to live here also. That's your kids you're talking to. Yep.

They're going to be fine. They're going to turn out just fine. Oh, he believes it because he says they slept over, and they were great. They weren't worried at all about where they were going to sleep tomorrow. And I have a great night with my kids at the house. I make them kale chips. They shower.

They play video games. I'm like, I love having my own house. I love this house. I love this neighborhood. I love where I'm at now. And I want to stay here. and I'll do what it takes to stay here. So come on, mind.

Figure out what you need to do to stay here. Okay. I hate when people say, call CPS. You know, I always hate that shit. Like, you know, like someone's parenting, and you're like, we've got to call CPS on them. Cale chips?

Are you fucking kidding me? Says the man ordering salads. Sausage salads. I was in Toronto. I'm sorry, I didn't gay it up enough. This is very inside. Anyway, I'm just saying. Adam, I, you know,

You've been kind of critical about Jerry as a parent, I feel like. Yeah. I think he might actually be the best parent ever because these kids are never going to be in debt. They are learning a lot of things from Jerry right now. They're going to have his debt. When he died, he's never going to die. He's never going to die. We're going to balance his chug book.

His dad's going to die soon. He's feeding her kale chips. She's so weak she can't go walk across the stands to go sit with her mother. Cale is not food. Hard work is not an option for Jerry. He'd much rather do nothing. It's a stronger option. So I certainly could make 10, 20, 30,000 in the next couple of months.

That would be enough to put off moving in with my mom. Because moving in with my mom would be a lot of work and a lot of time and a lot of effort. And then I couldn't put that into making money. And that shirt on eBay, somebody bid 10,000 for it. It just sold. Let's see if they pay. I do recognize the name. I recognize the name of the person who bought it.

So it could be a legitimate offer. So literally my eBay sales, my eBay sales could possibly make that much money by themselves selling two shirts. And those are listed on Jerry Banfield.com. If the person doesn't pay, I still could bring in some income. And it all worked out. Yeah, he didn't make the money off the shirts. I didn't think he would. It turns out the shirt you wore on WATP, is that worth $7,000?

If it was, I would have three houses. Yeah, I'm sorry, Carl. Yeah, it's not how that works, Jerry. You're never going to be able to get another sausage sale ever again. You don't have a defendant's shirt for two grand, though. This will be on eBay later. I got as a gift from producer Chris. So what do I care?

This last clip here is my favorite. It was a write-off. he has no ability to process anything negative and a great outlook on life that I wish I had. Yeah, I didn't live with my mom in 17 years. So, you know, I'm glad what I didn't get all sad about is the stories. Like something like this is the stories. Like, it's not sad to move in with their mom's 42-year-old man,

unless you have some idea of success in living properly that makes that sad. Like, there's no objective reality that that's, said, that's a story. And that's a story I'm not interested in telling. All right. So, spoiler alert. He didn't make any money off of the eBay sales. And his mom changed her mind and said, no, you're definitely not moving in with me, which is something he revealed, like, the next day on his blog. No update on the kids. Do you think he sees those kids still?

Unfortunately, I do. It's too bad. So we're not done with Jerry yet because. trucker Andy was checking out Jerry at Bid Summit. Yeah. He's been vlogging from Bid Summit. He doesn't do it from like where other streamers are, other content creators. He goes to his hotel room. He goes to empty parking lots.

What was he doing on this recent one? Well, if you want to pull up by clip 19, there's no audio for this so he can kind of set it up. But he's been in Dallas, in a hotel room, just buzzing around like a crackhead, looking like Jake Hudson just did an eight ball. And he's running around. He's really just trying to make friends at this. But Caleb Hammer was the guy that does the financial audit. And Jerry titled this clip that he auditioned or he submitted an application to go on financial audit.

So if people are not... That's why he's so shifty right now. He's never looked more like a bug. Yeah, yeah. So, Carl, if you want to pull up the Caleb Hammer clip, just so some people might not know who he is, but it's kind of turned into Jerry Springer now and not so much financial advice.

Caleb Hammer is a show we've covered many times. It's fucking awesome. This dude just berates people for spending money they don't have. We've been telling you Jerry to get on there, and it turns out Caleb Hanner was at VidSummit with Jerry Banfield. Okay, so you got cheated on your last relationship, right? Yeah. Okay.

Has there ever been infidelity in this relationship? Yeah. Happens all the... Okay, this show of that. Infidelity is crazy. Who'd you get with? It was me. She cheated on me.

What the fuck? So you got cheating on that now you're cheating on Al. Sweet Al, perfect owl. Yeah. I knew you could do no wrong. I knew it. Yeah. And she still won't block him.

What? He's a friend. Okay. You do with the friendship down the drain when you cheated on me with him. I would say so. Okay, well. Sweet out, you could do no wrong. You're a perfect butterfly.

What the fuck happened? And you changed the code on your phone, so now I can't even see if you're still texting. What the fuck? Yeah, I did that for a reason. He went through my phone. Sorry, I got excited. What happened? He went through my phone.

Well, yeah, because you cheated on him because you're a... Well, yeah, and I didn't like that. He actually took my phone when... He didn't like that you cheated on him? No, I didn't like the fact that he went through my phone. I feel like this woman, I'm sorry, I know this is not on the Jerry Banfield thing, but her head got suction cupped up this way and then in this way. See, he looks like Rocky Dennis's sister.

Yeah. I think Caleb's a handsome man. And she cheated on that other guy three times. So that's who Jerry's getting financial advice from. Well, Jerry's hopefully going to go on financial audit. That would be amazing. That would be amazing. he did say that he put in an application for it.

Yeah. That's exciting. By the way, I know we're going over. I'm getting notes in my headphones about it. I did talk to the club ahead of time. We're supposed to have a 10.30 cut off, but they're cool with us going over. We are in our final segment. Okay, lock the doors.

Lock them both. As I mentioned, guys, thank you all so much for coming out. As I might just stick around because Ryan and Michelle will be up to perform. As soon as we get done, we have live performance happening. So stick around for that. But it's very important we find I was going on with Jerry from VidSummit. Right. Before we move on to this.

Yeah. So in clip one, this is Jerry rationalizing the amount of money that he spent to go to VidSummit versus the amount of debt that he already has. I was feeling kind of down. I spent a couple thousand dollars, which put me another 1% in debt to come to VidSummit. And I was like, oh, I don't know if this was a good idea, but it was such a great idea. you're right I mean I already bought the fentanyl what am I not going to do at all

I was putting it in my butthole and let's see I'm going to skip ahead a little bit in clip 7 Jerry as we all know is getting all his advice from chatchipT but he's now

stepping out on chat chattiepT oh no chat dbti letting him down for a sluddier AI yeah who called who fuck face. Not everything is to argue about who called who fuck face, all right? With chat GPT, it is.

Days ago, I was feeling kind of down. I spent a couple thousand dollars, which put me another one percent in debt to come to Vid Summit. And I was like, oh, I don't know if this is a good idea, but it was such a great idea. And I hope that the things you get excited about in your life, you do them, you do whatever you need to, you know, so long as it's considerate of other people, you do the stuff you need to do to have the kind of life you want. That's why I do my vlogs. I try and lead by example of showing you what a real authentic, honest human life looks like. And I'm grateful I got this free

book. Well, I mean, I paid $1,000 for the VIT summit. But Daryl Eves, I read this in the bathtub tonight, YouTube Formula 2.0. They sell people about BIP tickets. I got their free poster. No, I've gotten over a billion impressions online, building six new channels. I just calculated. I got a million views on these new channels combined in 2026, which is amazing. And I'm constantly learning, though, constantly. Go to clip eight. This is where we realize Jerry's, how he's managing his debt. Okay. Days ago, I was feeling kind of down. I spent a couple thousand. These are all the same clip. He's like, I messed out hummingbird. Hey, what the fuck? I'm learning so much about how to save money. All these kids are the exact same.

file size. Oh, that's okay. I knew we were going to run long, so I fucked it off. Thanks, buddy. Are they all? I appreciate it. So, I will tell you that clips, oh, wow, this is funny.

Clips, um, wow, two through 12 are all the same file size. Okay. So let's go to the next one. And then 13 through 18 are all the same file size.

Well, that's what happens when nobody tells you what the fuck you're doing until 20 minutes before the show. Wait, what? Is that true? I'm going to play this other one and see if this is different. Yeah, see what that one is. Let's see what this one.

It's probably great. Everybody told me not to, so. I took another year of trying to make it work, and then we ended up getting divorced anyway. And after, as painful as dating has been this year, and I've definitely contributed at least 50% to that. It's been the thing that is catalysts. my vlogs from going from something that was kind of boring to a lot of people as some married guy,

you know, at home making these vlogs to like this single guy that now, and I feel much, I have much more time and much more space and, you know, I can share much more freely now that every, you know, now that I'm not married, I feel much more able to speak freely than I did before for at least some years. Clearly, when I was on Facebook gaming, I spoke pretty clearly. I talked to somebody at Facebook today. How long is this clip? I laid my whole history on Facebook out with them. This sucks.

I said, you know, they have a content creator program where they're paying up to three grand a month to post to Facebook. But apparently you can't. Do you not mean to have this clip on it? No, it's like, fuck it. It's fucked up. Where are his kids? What is he doing? You've corrupted everything that you sent over.

Jerry Bantfield. I want to thank all of you fine people for coming out tonight. Thank you so much. We're going to be hanging out for a bit. Please stick around, hang out. We got some entertainment. Ryan and Michelle show is happening. Right now, we have merchandise still.

Jenny Jingles over at the merchandise table. If you want to get a poster before you go, Troy Smith did an amazing job on the artwork for the poster. So definitely check that out if you haven't seen those. Worth grabbing. And I want to thank all the performers tonight. Drew Lane, Dave Landau, Brandon McAfee, Jim Bentley,

Andy, Adam Bush, Jenny Jingles, Lucy Typhox, Eric Zane, producer Chris. Holy shit. What a lineup. Thank you all so much for coming out to the show. We had a blast. I hope you guys had fun.

And I bet we'll see you again next year, Detroit. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. A man named Carl. Hey, Tee.