Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep768 - Stand Up For Standup, Tony P vs Opie, Jerry Banfield, Kevin Brennan

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

After playing Big Jay talking WATP on Legion of Skanks, we get right into Stand Up For Standup. This might be the dumbest "cause" you've ever heard of. Comics who aren't very good aren't getting a payday for things they did long ago after collecting money for years. Opie’s former cohost Tony P joins the show to talk about the fallout with Gregg Hughes after Tony did a guest spot with Jim Norton. Opie does everything he can to keep his podcast partners from learning the truth. Tony reacts to Ron and Opie trashing him! We also bring in Matt who was at the show and gives us his take on how Tony did. Kevin Brennan wants to get gigs at the Comedy Cellar but when he goes down to the venue they won’t even let him in. Jerry Banfield has changed his business model again and is as bipolar as ever! He’s got a brand new product that will get him out of debt and it has to be his worst idea yet! Megan and Annie join the show for “Is It Gay?”, the Opie or Burr game, and your reviews. WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/BKBdTBsdjKE  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I told them in the strongest of words to just do it. You see, this is a... We just do it kind of show. As I see it, Sirius XM Satellite Radio owes me about $48 million. Episode 7? 68? Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy.

You know what? I missed penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life? life by any stretch. Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. Oh, Carl.

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Supertip.g.g. slash wapetp. We got a jab pack show for you today. I've been gone too long. We're back. On today's show, Chazzyweck finally becomes a part of a group, stand-up for stand-up, and it's an embarrassing disaster.

Kirk Minahan's producer doesn't know anything about Richard Gear. Kevin Brennan proves he's mentally ill by saying the quiet part loud. Tony P will be here. We will be joined by the great Tony P, former co-hosts of Opie Unfiltered, and we'll be watching and reacting to Ron Berman and Opie's verbal assault against Tony P. Jerry Banfield has a brand new product. It's going to get him out of depth. I'm very excited about that. Megan and Annie will be here for a round of visit gay and of course the Opier

Burr game from Simon. We have reviews, comments, voice mails. But first, big Jay O'Kerson. He was on the Legion of Skanks talking about who are these podcasts. And Legion of Skanks is Big J, along with Lewis J. Gomez and Steve Redizzi. And they had guests on there, Jim Fourteen and Robert Kelly. And a couple people said this to me, and I meant to play it probably a week ago or so. It's been around for a couple weeks. But always exciting when a big show like this talks about the Dabloverse and more specifically,

who are these podcasts? I have been enjoying watching the clips. I watched Who Are These Podcasts guys talk about Opie, talking about Kumi and Jim, and vice versa. And now you guys are watching us talk about, who are these podcast guys, talk about Opie, who talks about Jim and Anthony. Guys, time is a flat circle.

Pennywise was right. Guys, film yourself doing this, send that video to your best friend. Now somebody's watching you, watch us, talk about. You watch us. We watch talking about you talking about us. And then send it back. And then we'll talk about you talking about that. And then we'll watch you talking about your friend talking about.

Which is podcasting. This is beginning. I think it's inception is what you're describing more specifically. At any point there, Jim Fortune, you could be like, oh, who are these pockets? Love those guys. I've been over to Carl's house, been in studio. I don't know. He's taking his time.

You don't have to. You know, whatever. My good, good friend, one of my best pals in the world, Vinnie Paulino, was featuring for Lewis J. Gomez at the comedy club this past weekend. Well, we are miserable in Detroit. Horrible weekend. Lucky Vinny. And he was saying that he talked to Lewis about coming on, who are these podcasts, being a part of this. And Lewis's words, I'm paraphrasing.

I'm doing that gay devil for shit. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So he does have a point. I'm not arguing. I'm not arguing with him. But I appreciate that Vinny brought it up to Lewis. Vinny and I talked about it.

I didn't want to bring up today because I was on the creep off today. It was our first episode since we had the little bickering, you could say. And so I don't want to bring it up to Vinny today. I was trying to smooth things over, obviously. But we had talked about the fact that I'd love to get in touch with Big J. Okerson. He's going to be in town in a couple of weeks. and I'm hoping that he'll come over and be a part of who are these podcasts and come in studio on a Saturday show. So, Big Jay, for listening.

Reach out to me, W&P Show at gmail.com or X or whatever. And we'd love to have you over here. Well, I'll see at the club either way. I've seen Big Jay a few times do stand up. He's always hilarious. David Tell him Prussian is spot on. It's a joke. Big Jay, come on, come back.

Come on. Come on. We'd love to have you on the show. I know you're a big fan. on the dabbal verse and uh when we talk about opi talking about anthony who's talking about opie who's talking about tony p that segment is coming up but first i know people have been talking about this it's a big deal right now in the comedy community chad zumach was complaining that he wasn't making residuals anymore from serious xm sound exchange is this company

that used to send him checks or direct deposits every month or every quarter. I don't know. It's all confusing. Chad doesn't know either. But he's dependent on it. It changes his life whether he gets it or not. And all of a sudden, the money dried up. Go ahead, Adam.

Sound exchange is what in relation to Sirius? They are... They're like a BMI kind of company. So... Okay. When Sirius started playing all of the clips of comedians on Raw Dog, the comedians were making no money. And there was complaining going on.

Because, like, hey, this is our content. you're just using it. So as a make good, this company came up and decided to figure out a way to pay back the artist in the same way that BMI does for musicians. So every time, and we'll get into it, but according to the website, every time they spin a bit by a comedian, the comedian gets 15 bucks. So that was the compromise they made. And when Sebastian Manascalco took over Raw Dog and got rid of Raw Dogg,

It was Channel 99, now it's 102, Sebastian Manuscalco, and they don't play the same comics they used to play. And guys like Ray DeVito and Chad Zumach aren't going to play to though anymore. Not getting any money. And so this has started an uproar within the comedy community. They decided to do something about it. I have a little bit of an overview here to get up to speed. Hundreds of comedians have taken to social media to weigh in on the Sebastian Manuskow

SiriusXM situation after the Raw Dog Comedy Channel that was responsible for paying monthly royalties to over 800 comedians nationwide was rebranded to Sebastian Manascalco's comedy radio back in April and instantly removed over 500 working class comedians from the lineup. A lot of your favorite comedians have been kicked off of Sirius XM, Raw Dog Channel, which is where a lot of comedians made their living, helped them with rent, with gas, with all the flight prices going up. This made a big difference in the middle class of comedians. I'm one of those comics that was taken off the channel,

and I relied heavily on the residual checks to pay my bills, whether it be towards my rent or my car insurance. Raw went from playing 800 working class comedians to now playing less than 300 celebrity comedians. Joan Rivers, Johnny Carson, Bob Hope, Norm MacDonald. And then a plethora of very famous alive comedians that might not even know about this extra income that they're about to receive. Sebastian Manuskelko had sex with my wife.

Sebastian's an awesome, amazing guy, and I'm sure that he will fix that. The Italians did side with Hitler in World War II, which I don't love. So Sebastian, if you see this, we love you, dude. I've met you. You're a sweetheart of a guy, an awesome comic. Please just reconsider and start booking the channel the way it was. You don't want to look like you're not helping out comics. And more importantly, you got a lot of catchphrases that can be used against you. Aren't you embarrassed you took away their rent money?

Hundreds of comedians. I said that some joke world put out that little overview. This is the website that's behind it. Stand Up for Stand Up. And Center for Stand Up put on this page on their website for Series XM, middle class comedians, cut out of Sebastian, Manascalco's comedy radio. And they've really broken this down. fewer comics earning residuals.

So you can see in September of this year, they were down to 275 different comedians getting played on the Comedy Channel, as opposed to 812 just from April. And April was the big month when they made the cosmic shift away from a lot of these lesser-known comedians and playing just the mainstream ones. and they actually break down in this chart down here some of the names of comics that we're on and no longer are.

Jim Florentine is on that list. Liz Meal. Is it Liz Meal or Mealy? Mealy sounds bad. I'll go with Meal. I have a video from her. But, you know, there's some other names on here. Kelsey Cook.

Rich Voss is on the list. Margaret Cho. So there's a number of people that you've heard of. Joey Diaz is on here. Mark Maren. Preacher Lawson. And these people are no longer getting checks from serious because they're not playing their stuff anymore. I see Voss is on the list, but Bonnie's not.

That's very interesting. Well, Nick Swartz has been taken off. Oh, geez. Who's going to pay for... What's he going to do? She's going to pay for Chad's dinner. That's a bummer. Doug Benson is off the list.

I just saw Doug recently. He's great. And then the new ones are Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan, Cat Williams, Jimmy Car, Gary Goldman, Jimmy Fox, Ricky Jervis, Bo Burtum, Chris Rock, the rich get richer. What is going on here? Bo Burnham's always lining his pockets. Whitney Cummings? I mean, do these people need money?

It's crazy. It's crazy what they're doing. And the comics, they want you to be part of this movement to fight back against serious for this injustice. And so I have some of the videos because this has been a video campaign. campaign on Instagram. Some of the videos the comics are putting up

to let us know like this ain't right. But they're not just letting us know. They're talking to Sebastian himself because I don't know this.

Once you get a channel on Sirius XM, you're in charge of programming that show. Yeah. That's on you then. It's like, hey, Sebastian,

your name's on the channel. Get in here and program the next 48 hours. Sorry, boss. And when they give you a key to the city, it's a key that works everything.

You can get in anywhere you want. Oh, I thought that was, oh, that's true? Same thing. Yep. Oh, okay. Huh. I always thought there was like more metaphoric. Like, you know, it's not symbolic at all. It's just an actual key. Yeah. Oh. Huh. Anyway, this is Liz Meal. I'll play her first. We got a bunch of examples on here. But Liz was pretty bummed out about what happened. So she went to Instagram and YouTube and posted this. Hi, my name is Liz Mealy. I'm a stand-up comedian. God damn. She said her fucking name.

I did any homework. Colonel is a prep. Her name is Liz Mealy. She's a stand of comedian. You said it to both out and you still went with Meal. I know. This video is for Sebastian Manascalco. This year, the raw channel on Sirius XM

became Sebastian Manascalco's channel. Great. Fine. Celebrities have taken over channels before. Never been an issue. The problem with this is... The problem is Raw went from playing 800 working class comedians to now playing less than 300 celebrity comedians like Joan Rivers, Johnny Carson, Bob Hope, Norm MacDonald, just dead comic, dead comic, dead comic, dead comic. And then a plethora of very famous alive comedians that

might not even know about this extra income that they're about to receive. A look of confusion and concern comes over their face. But every working-class comedian that has been kicked off the channel is quite aware. And it is devastating. Guys, this is a pretty big cause. This is devastating for these comics. Meanwhile, Series XM, they're like, I bet Jerry Seinfeld needs more money. Let's throw more money his way.

Ray DeVito, he's got a pretty nice setup over there that those people's basement. We'll stop giving him money. Because that's Sirius XM's responsibility. of course. Because of this action, hundreds of comedians will no longer be able to have these royalties, working class comedians,

people that only make money on the road, that have no safety net, uh, that depend on this money to just survive. All right, I'm going to break character. This is like serious. You think this is a parody, right?

Right, for the price of a cup of coffee, you could feed a starving child in Africa. That's what it seems like. The vibe of that. She's being serious. These poor comics who chose profession they're not very good at. What the fuck? What do you want for me?

There's a car salesman who's barely getting by. He sucks and selling cars. I don't know to tell you. This is a wild fucking campaign. I don't know what they're thinking with this. It's embarrassing. It's the best word I could use. But take it away, Liz, mealy.

Are going from having that. money to nothing. I'm making a lot of money. You know that. If you're Sebastian, hi, maybe you didn't know. Maybe you didn't understand. What the hell are you doing? But now you know

and you can help us. You can fix this. We would... Who uses social media to talk to one person aside from woke dad? He started to tick type to talk to his kids. But it's very... We're going to just watch more examples of this. It's very odd that I'm watching a video that's got 2,300 likes on it, tons of views.

And it's like, Justice Sebastian. Hey, Sebastian, you watch this? Because now you know about this problem. He didn't see it. He's made no comment. There's no public comment for Sebastian on this. We'll get into what serious has said. But this is embarrassing.

Hey, Sebastian, listen, I'm not even blaming you, man. Maybe you didn't realize, but, like, Chad Zumach has to steal more credit cards in order to, like, go to Chili's and GNC. So, if you can just help us out. quit hogging the phone Sebastian producer Chris here yeah right all right who else wants to talk to him

Tim Dilley get over here I would love to be reincorporated into the channel and start getting the streams and plays that we were getting before you took it over if that person has any class to look please come on now

what was beautiful about Raw was that it was an uncensored channel of working hilarious comedians of And Ray DeVito, right. Every variety. And we would love for you to bring us back. And have you donated to the cause yet?

I just wish she could have explained that to me more slowly. I was having trouble keeping up with how fast that move. Listen, I got a lot. It's just my, I'm always going to support artists of any kind, striking, especially at that level, striking for anything. I'm always in favor of them. I've seen what it's like when. This ain't a strike, but go ahead. You know, you get what I'm saying.

Any kind of, any, they're not paid fairly in a lot of these instances. They're taking advantage of. And $15 a spin is fucking embarrassing. I wonder if they slip it into their garter belt or in their bra when they give it to them. Like, fuck you. How are you able to think of listen to this channel? It has to do with volume of audience. Well, I'm talking about compared to, I have songs on the coffee house channel.

And I get money from them. Right. And it's pretty regular. Sometimes it's higher than other months. sometimes it goes away sometimes it comes back it never occurred to me to like make a video about it how dare they sometimes not spin your records

yeah this is not the hill to die on this is not did Kevin Brennan tell them how poor you are and they don't even spend your records some months what the fuck it's it's it's tough because I keep telling them I don't want the money I just want to volunteer but they won't accept that

I went go ahead Adam finish your thought no no it's just I support all this stuff they're getting screwed everywhere like as soon as the internet came on the commercials that i would get you know a year's worth of money for suddenly you just weren't getting anything until people did this and demanded that you get paid for the same commercial just because it's on the huff post or whatever it is because it's making millions and it took a while for that to happen you would do a show on fox and they'd show a clip on a website you wouldn't get anything and they're still

fighting to get like something from those there's still all these gray areas but this is not how it works. Like I don't get to say, you know, uh, Sirius XM. It's been brought to my attention that you're no longer playing my cover of, uh, nine inch nail songs that I produced for Ellie Gertz.

And, uh, we got to eat. This is on you guys. Like, and the fact that they're saying it's on Sebastian is even weirder. Like, I don't think he has anything to do with this at all unless this is all just an ad for his show. Because now we know.

about it and now we're talking about it and it debuted with Jerry Seinfeld and no one gave a shit. And now we're all engaged and want to hear what he's going to say. So I'll give you the statement from Series X-Ombin since you brought that up. They say the Series X-Ebbs line is that the channel is working together with our creative partners to promote the best possible experience for our listeners. The Madiskelko channel introduced a new creative direction and a regularly evolving programming mix. And Series X-X-7 continues to invest in comedians. more than any other audio platform.

And as I said, Sebastian Manascalsico is not commented on this at all. What's crazy about this is they're like complaining to Sebastian. Sir 6M is going out of business. Yeah. Breaking news. They're not long for this world. They're pivoting into a podcasting company. It's why they get money to call her daddy.

And the, you know, what's the fucks the name of, smartless? So they're investing in these. big podcasts throwing hundreds of millions of dollars at that. They know that the serious, the satellite technology is not long for this world. It doesn't matter. Everyone can just stream shit from their car. My car actually does have serious stuff. I didn't even know that.

I got a thing in the mail. Is it ventilated? No. I got a thing in the mail that told me that. And I was like, oh, I've been saying it didn't have it, but whatever. Because it doesn't fucking matter. Nobody cares is my point. You know, I do listen to serious to make fun of Howard, but it's on the app on my phone.

and I don't look at the comedy channel. No one's listening to this fucking comedy channel. No one's listening to Sirius. And what is this? Like their retirement plan? They feel like their owed money from Circus M forever? What was the last time Chad put out a new special? He's crying that they don't play his bits anymore.

You got to keep up with this shit. Yeah, it's difficult to hear about him bitching and not think of that. Right. It's crazy. TV residuals get smaller over time. There's, it changes. You fight for it. you negotiate, but that's pretty much how it works.

You don't get to just express that you're upset. They're not playing your TV show anymore. And so I guess if it were the customer saying, I'm not hearing of Ray DeVito on this anymore, then it would be understandable. I canceled Sirius in 2014 when they fired Anthony Coomia. And they asked me why, and I told them why. That's a paying customer who had been loyal to serious since the day Howard started. I had a serious subscription I paid every month.

and as soon as they fired Coonia, I was out. These idiots are appealing to, I guess, the masses, because that's who's seeing this stuff, being like, hey, we're not making money anymore. Doesn't that sucks? Like, I don't know, man. Does every person who loses the job go on social media and cry to the rest of the world about it?

Aside from Jerry Banfield. Yeah. Before this, the masses didn't know about the residuals. Right. Yeah. It's not our business. Right. Exactly.

I'm glad they have them. It's great. 15, it's not a lot. That's really a weird. But Adam, it's weird that you would understand how much they would deserve. What do you mean? It should be maybe four bucks. It should be maybe 350. Like, why do you think

15's not a lot? Because it's just pay them for the period. Pay them like a certain amount for the times that you're going to own it and make it be consistent instead of like one play, two play. Like, that's just weird to me. I disagree. There could be, and we don't know the answer to this,

no one does. There could be 400 people listening to Raw Dog at any given time? There could be 40,000. Right. We don't know. If it's 40,000, they deserve more than 15 bucks a play. I bet it's way less than 40,000. I bet it's closer to 400.

I mean, the song comes on. People are then rushing to it and turning it on because they somehow know that song is on or they're not turning it off. How would they even gauge that? You would just own the song for the months. You would just like... No, you get paid for spins on the radio from BMI

based on ratings. I don't want to get into all this. I think the audience loves this. I think they're really riveted. I think this is great. So I did some research. It said monthly comedy royalties on the channel are estimated between $117,000, 141,000,

both before and after the rebrand, by the way. They're not paying out less money, but they are paying out to fewer comedians because it went from $800, 275, right? Okay. So the money disappeared, it just moved. So I did the calculation myself because I have a calculator.

It's not a physical calculator. It's an app. Anyway, I did the calculation. Let's say it is the high range, $141,000 they're paying out to 800 comedians. That means the average payout to comedians is $176 per month. It's not even your car payment. And these people are like, this is a, we're devastated. I think she used to were devastated in that clip, which is why I used that one first.

The funny part about this whole campaign is that every single person has the same talking points. So stand up for stand up. this organization, this nonprofit organization out of L.A. that started a few years ago, has jumped on this, and they've gotten into everyone's ear and said, you've got to make a video and you got to say, Sebastian, you're great. You're not the problem. But hey, man, help us out.

And so I'll give you some more examples. Then we can debate whether they deserve 15 bucks or more. Their spend, which will be fun. Here's Dan Soder. I'm a big fan of Dan Soder. If you're a comedy fan, you're probably seeing a lot of front-facing videos on Instagram today. comics. It's not a mass apology. What it is is it's comics coming together to talk about

Sirius XM's Raw Dog Radio. Raw Dog Radio was a very important source of income for a lot of comics. It played over 800 comics and it's comics you know, comics you love, but more importantly, comics you've never heard of, or maybe comics that you've never ran across. And it would play their jokes and it would pay them. So it helped a lot of people make rent and made a lot of people help with like you know food and that kind of stuff and recently sebastian man iscalco one of the greats one of the top working comics we love sebastian the channel and since they took it over they stop i think this is uh we love when he takes over the channel when sebastian takes over the show we'd say thank you sebastian that's a good thing it's a twilight zone episode what the fuck

opt playing a lot of comics they started playing very famous comics if you've ever been to a comedy Club and looked at the menu. It's probably a comic that they have a drink named after. You know, it's probably like the Joan Rivers Martini or the Bernie Mac and cheese. It's just people like that. It's like very famous comics who are dead or who don't necessarily need the money. So this video is just... Jesus Christ. I don't know why everybody doesn't want Don Rickles' kids to eat. Like, they're so dead set on that. It's so weird. They're like, these guys are they're dead or don't need the money. It's like, I'm sorry. Is that how capitalism works? guys why are we still giving money to the Ford Corporation?

Henry Ford's been dead for decades. What are you guys doing? You need to call Gerardo's kid and ask for that money back. I'm sorry. It's awkward. People are so fucking stupid. Anyway, I love Dan. Keep going.

Asking Sebastian to please reconsider and return Rod Dog Radio to what it was, which was a great source of income for the comedy community. Not just one individual comedian, but all the comedians. So Sebastian. All 800 comedians. It's such a small group, too. They're like, there's 800 people who are getting residual checks from this. Like, okay.

How many people got laid off from, you name the fucking company, SpaceX or whatever last week? They're collecting canned goods at the schools and I'm sending it to all the comedy shows. If you see this, we love you, dude. You know, I've met you. You're a sweetheart of a guy, an awesome comic. Please just reconsider. and start booking the channel the way it was, you know, help out a lot of comedians. Because you don't want, you don't want to look greedy.

You don't want to look like you're not helping out comics. And more importantly, you got a lot of catchphrases that can be used against you. And I don't think, you know, you don't want to see a bunch of, why did you do that? Aren't you embarrassed you took away their rent money? I'm just saying, Sebastian, one comic to another, please reconsider how. having raw dog radio restored to the way it was to help out the community. And I promise you, this is the last front-facing video you'll see for me for a while, hopefully. So you played it in the cold open producer Chris, but Anthony Coombe has taken a paycheck from serious since 2014.

They owe me they'll be $47 million. It's like, I'm worried about them. They stop playing your shit. They don't owe you anybody. They paid you while they were playing it. That's kind of cool. You can be grateful for that Or you can bitch about it

Like your own something It's your pension What's here? Another guy that I really appreciate and enjoy Mark Norman He's got a take on this Hey hey folks I'm just making you this video

Because Sebastian Manuskelco Had sex with my wife No We're making this video Because Sirius XM Remember old Sirius Lord knows I don't Well they're still around

and they used to have a great channel called Raw Dog. Well, there you go. Why are this company that's fletchling paying all these comics? Sebastian, please talk to Mr. Sirius. And now that's been given to Sebastian. And so they had like 800 comedians on there. Sebastian. Sebastian's making probably tens of millions of dollars from them. Hey, do you want this responsibility?

Sure, I got nothing else to do. That they would spin. I've been given to Sebastian. And, you know, they're famous, not famous, little everything. And now it's down at 300 famous comics. And I'm talking famous. Like Joan. Boo!

Norm. Boom! Hey, you know, I like all these guys. Oh, yeah, I do too, actually. George Carlin. Right, great. Yeah, we like these people. They're good.

Comics, but they're all dead. They're all dead. Who added fuck Kelly Carlin into the message of this whole campaign? I don't understand why they're all relying on this. It's so weird. It's like, I was, the radio station in our town was playing Rush the other day. I'm like, Neil Perks' dad.

Why are we still playing Rush on the radio, you assholes? Shut it down. Turn it off. Grow up. Where's that money going? Shut on it's soul music. I think it's a way for Sirius to not cough up the dough. Hmm, pretty good.

So, uh, let's get Raw Dog back. I don't know if Sebastian, anything to do with it or whatever if he knew he was... Sebastian was in the accounting department going, all right, let me see what our expenses are. What the fuck? Who repaid Patton Oswald?

We've got to get this up the books immediately. Mark's like, I'm not sure if Sebastian had anything to do with this. He didn't. I promise you that. Screwing over a bunch of people, I doubt it, but why not get them back? That's a great way for you to find out about a new comic, learn about a guy or a gal you like,

and you're on a road trip, and you go, this is great. I've got to look this person up. So, yeah. These guys had it too good for too long, these dead comics. So let's get Raw Dog back and please make fun of my hair in the comments. Thank you. Comedy.

Comedy. All right, Sam Meryl, another guy I really enjoy. Let's see what he has to say. Hey, guys, Sam Marell here. Just wanted to let you know that a lot of your favorite comedians have been kicked off of Sirius XM, Raw Dog Channel, which is where a lot of comedians made their living, you know, helped them with rent,

with gas, with all the flight prices going up, this made a big difference in the middle class of comedians. And there's probably a lot of comedians you haven't heard of, but they're really good work in comics, and it's nice to have a working class in comedy. So I don't know if Sebastian knows about this. He probably doesn't, but it would be nice if we let him know. I don't think I have his number. I'm like, I'm successful, but I'm not that successful.

I don't have a lot of arena comic numbers. But he's a good dude. I met him a few times. I like him. If you want to get Sebastian's phone numbers, go to Kevin Brunner's Twitter account. That's where you could find it. I think this would help.

This would help everybody working. And those checks are big if you're trying to make ends meet. So let's tell Sebastian, say, hey, come on. Let's get these comics back on the channel. You don't need Bob Hope. You need insert working class of Blue Collar Road comedian. So let's help them. out. Let's get raw dog cooking again. And Sebastian

thank in advance. I'd make fun of his lack of prop, but I didn't know was Meeley's name. All right, moving on. Let's, uh, can I ask you a question? Before we get to Pat. Yeah. You like Tim Dillon. I love Tim Dillon. Yeah. Me too. You, I'm almost always on the side of that he's taking. He made one of these videos. He did. I'm going to play it. That's my closer. Why do you think he did it? Um, you think he doesn't agree or is the video going to reveal something? The video's going to reveal something. Okay, good.

Okay. All right. Let's go to Patton. Patent's at the airport, and he felt guilty into this. Hey, uh, quick message for Sebastian Manuscalco. I'm in the airport. I know you and I are used to... By the way, that's such an embarrassing way to start a social media video right there.

He's on Instagram going, hey, this is for Sebastian Manascalco. If I was Sebastian, I'm like, Paton, what... Call me. What are you doing? Your agent knows my agent. Why are you doing this? Being in the airport, we're working comedians. Hi.

But listen, there's a lot of up-and-coming comedians who are depending on the money and the checks that they get from Sirius. And the fact that you and I still get to tour and still get to work and still get to be as funny as we are is because comedy right now is so dynamic and has so many new young voices that are coming up. But 500 of them have been booted off of Sirius. You bought that channel. I know you didn't mean to do anything bad by doing it.

it you can easily reverse this decision. Get those young comedians back on the series channel. Let them get those checks. Let them keep working. Let them keep coming up. It keeps us working. It keeps the profession that we're in, dynamic and fun. This is going on way too long.

I have had way too much coffee. But anyway, Sebastian, come on, man. From one touring comedian to the other, do the right thing. I don't know. I saw he did a guest spot for Dave Chappelle once. So I don't take him seriously anymore. You know, Dijipel to the joke about a trans person,

so we hate him. Pat's a fucking return. I just remember this now. I just looked this up. I didn't have this in my prep, but Tuki made a video. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we should probably watch that.

Bastian Manascalco. It is your good pal Tuki. Have you kissed your favorite person of color today? Have you? I hope you have. Sebastian, I come here, not to tickle your funny bone, but to tickle your heart.

There are a lot of crappy comedians out there who are hoping you reconsider quitting comedy and putting on the hat of program director at Sirius XM. You have chosen not to play a lot of crappy comedians who are Tuki's friend. Like Chad Zumach, the Z-Man, the Mudshark. Yes, that's right. You heard me. He calls himself the Mudshark. Yes, we all know what Mudshark means. Unfortunately, Chad didn't. it before he gave himself that nickname and started branding himself that way. Also comedians like Ray DeVito, who literally has to eat his boogers to survive every day.

That's true. Sebastian, these are the little pilot fish of the comedy world. And if they aren't making the little crumbs that they get from Series XM, pretty soon they'll all have to eat their boogers to survive. just like Cleveland's own Ray DeVito. Anyway, I hope you reconsider and bring my friends back to relevancy in the comedy world.

I know what you're saying. They probably weren't that relevant anyway, but Tatuki they are. In this we ask you, Sebastian Manascalco, please, please, won't you save the hundreds of unfunny comedians? from having to eat their own boogers?

Yeah. The Great Tootiki, everybody. TikiSoup.com. Check him out. I'm going to play a few more of these. Michelle Wolf. She takes herself so fucking seriously. She sucks.

This message is for Sebastian Man of Scalco. Wait, is that Caratop after trying to kill himself? No, no, no. That's Michelle Wolf. No, that's Kathy Griffin. Be nice, man. Come on. It's Kathy Griffin's asshole.

Without the makeup. Counts his anal. And comedy fans everywhere. Series XM Radio on their Rod Dog channel used to play like 800 comics. You could turn that on and find a comic that would be your absolute favorite who you've never heard of before. Since then, Sebastian has acquired the channel, and now it went from about 800 working comics to around 300 comics. All of which you already know, these are famous people. These are influencers.

The people that got taken off are people you probably don't know that are amazing. amazing, super funny. And you just don't see him because you're not doing some sort of stupid shtick on this thing. So this is just so Sebastian knows about it. So everyone can see that comics were together on this. We want it to change. And what is the place?

She can't pause her TV for this fucking crazy. She's at a daycare center. Get off her back. What is she listening to? Blues clues? It's going out of the background there. Turning it down is not an option. No.

She's like, fine, I'll meet the fucking video. I had to go and get a real job. What are the bullet points? That's the problem. They don't realize everyone that that's what it smacks of, doing it in the airport, doing it without turning the TV down. It's like, hold on. I just got to do some performative charity, volunteer political work and then go back to ignoring it. This reminds me of during the pandemic where all the A-List celebrities saying, imagine.

And then someone spliced all together. And the soldiers are like, we're going to inspire America. We're going to be so excited. We're all coming together. And I went, boo! Fucking losers! What are you doing? Because in reality, that's really the offense here. Like, that's really what's the thing that's gone wrong, and it's so specific to comics,

which is so great. It's that you base your whole life on, you know, tell me about your project and I'm piss on it in front of you because that's humor. So when you go, but seriously now and turn to the camera, it's like the reason people don't like musicals. You don't like a musical because the second the guy stops talking. and he starts singing, you're like, I'm out, I'm done. When you see a comic do that, you're like, I'm out. I just, you don't.

I cannot take you seriously now. And the fact that, I mean, imagine if the stars of a TV show got together and we're like, it's come to our attention that you cancel our show, we would really like to keep doing it. Yeah. Can you please let us keep doing it? Not the fans. No, no. The TV show.

The six people on friends. We're like, we were each making one million an episode. and NBC doesn't think we get the ratings enough anymore to do that, so they're canceling the show. I like getting a million dollars an episode. I like to continue getting a million dollars an episode. So can we please do something about that right now? Yes.

Can someone reach out to the CEO? What's his name? It helps us out. You know, Mark Merritt's a fucking blowhard to see what he has to say. Hey, too close. Is this good? It's Ron Berman. I thought it was Tony P.

So listen, there's a few ways that comics can make money. They can be on TV show. They can tour. They can be funny. They can host things. But one of the most steady income... They can host things like what, Mark?

Like a podcast? This guy's answering it. For a comedian, if they have recorded material, is on Sirius XM's Raw Dog. And I make a little cash from that. A lot of comics. Hundreds of people make residuals from being played on satellite radio

on Sirius on the raw dog station. Sebastian, Montescalco, has taken over that station, and apparently a lot of people are losing their airtime, which means they're losing a lot of income that they need as working class comics. Ah, there's the word right there, need. To each as they need, I believe is what Karl Marx said. This is sort of a plea and a request for Sebastian to make room and give them. all those comics are airtime back. Okay?

I've heard homeless people on fentanyl muttering funny things. A bunch of times. Why is in serious except playing that, giving them money? They could use it. They're out of fentanyl. This is so stupid. All right. Let's play Chad.

Let's play Tim and then we'll move on with our lives. Chad Zumach, of course, is a part of this movement. So how I first learned about it was from Chad Zumach not getting checks anymore. So good on him, man. He's part of a big thing. Hey everyone, it's the Z-Man, and I'm a part of a movement. I'm not talking bow movement either. Root shot.

No. Without his roadcaster, without his roadcaster, is that the same? It's fucking funny. A bunch of comics are coming together to let our voices be heard. I've been very fortunate to have my comedy being played on Series XM for the past 15 years. I've had raw dog exclusives, raw dog takeovers. I like to thank all the programmers

along the way from Paul to Jack Vaughn ahead of Sears XM. Thank you so much. That's why I'm recording this outside the freeway entrance of the I-5 down by. What are you doing? Where is he? I don't know.

He's got a back skin filling up his car form or something. I want to give Chad credit for something. This is the first one I've seen where he's like, I appreciate they've played myself for so long. And thank you to this person and that person. I know, he's doing the name drop thing, but still, he's being appreciative. This is the thing that everyone else is missing here.

They don't appreciate that money came in at a certain point. They're just pissed and is that coming in anymore. Right. Oh, Joan Rivers, she needs the fucking money. It's like, don't focus on Joe Rivers. We all like her. That's not the point, you know? They didn't write a thing that's being played on a channel that's making money for it.

It's okay to expect money for it. It's just this fucking tone is crazy. There's no gratitude. If they were just like, you're losing independent movies, Why are you getting rid of the indie movie channel? Bring it back. We love those movies. That's great.

This is like, you know, how is Boris Korloff and his family going to eat? All right. So I'm giving Chad credit. He's showing a little bit of gratitude to start off. For all the exposure and the financial compensation that came with that, because you get paid from Sirius XM sound exchange checks, which have been very lucrative at times and helped me out during the pandemic and tough times. And I counted on those sound exchange checks for a long time.

Hold on. During the pandemic, Chad had a GoFundMe and then he stole credit cards out of the lockerers at the gym. Sound exchange is the one who's saying, I'm okay, sure. I still do. It's a big part of our income out there when we're out there touring, trying to make specials. And Chad doesn't tour. He is trying to make a special, I'll give him that. You know, the things of comics do, like touring, trying to make specials. Unfortunately, and fortunately, In April, our fellow comedian, Sebastian Manoscowalco, our old friend, Sebastian, Sebastian, got his own channel.

He took over Raw Dog. Now it's called Sebastian Manascalco Comedy. Congratulations, Sebastian. You're awesome. You are awesome, Sebastian. You are awesome, Sebastian. You worked your way from the bottom as a server at the four seasons. Now you're one the biggest comedians of the world.

Congratulations. But unfortunately, 600 comedians got cut. And we were counting on those sound exchange checks and the exposure. And we've been replaced by comedians like Bob Hope or Joan Rivers, Jerry Seventh. Seinfeld, Chris Rock, which I don't think are hurting financially, and I think are pretty established and we know their comedy. So I'm hoping Sebastian or Sebastian's fans or Sirius XM sees this, and they understand how important it is to break these artists to find the next Sebastian, to find the next Shane Gillis or the Nate Bargazzi, and put our comedy back in the system.

All right. Again, I'm going to give you credit. He actually raised up a good point. this is a way to define less known comedians. So the fact that you're just putting on these well-known established comedians, you know, you're missing out an opportunity. It's not that Chad should deserves a paycheck and should have his same fucking chunks played for the 800th time on this channel. That's not how any of this works. But you have to understand that classic rock radio is going to play Boston and Queen and Pink Floyd.

That's why people tune into it. That's what they want to fucking hear. Not some B-side off a band they never heard of. That's why independent radio exists or college radio is for that kind of shit. They don't make any money. No one's too near to do it. Especially when a corporation is just starting or on their way down in entertainment, they rely on celebrities. Yes.

That's the last least risk thing they can do. So that's what they're doing. Anything that's not a guarantee, these other things. I don't think Sirius is like really a radio station anymore. think it's just a stock and it has to it's all about the appearance of this stock looking good and that's how you makes shareholders happy they don't want any risk they want to see those names and feel like the stock is going to stay where it is everything else is just irrelevant these people don't understand that they're like they're giving money to stephen a smith ccith has a

fucking name and a brand and people are like oh stevena smith is part of that company it must be a good company that's doing well not comedians as no one's ever heard of. You'd be helping us out a great deal. So please. Corporations are not charities. They don't give us shit.

Hey, can you help us out? No. How about no? And retweet this, like it, share it because we don't know what else to do. And maybe Sebastian doesn't even know. But Sebastian can be a hero

and find the next guy and get their name out there, let their voices be heard. So thanks for your time. my video. Bye. So I'll give credit to Chad. He didn't just follow the script, although he probably doesn't know how to follow the script. He didn't, he didn't get the bullet points the way everyone else did. But happy for him that he actually is part of this movement and I heard about it first from him. So good for Ted Dylans. Do you have Tim's? Yeah, I just, I just thought I saved it,

but I guess I didn't. So I just found it on his, uh, Instagram. I noticed a lot of these are addressing Sebastian like, hey, man. And a lot of them are ending with, there's a good chance Sebastian doesn't know. Which is, that's what's weird about this whole thing is like, you can give money to this, this stand-up for stand-up. Like I said, it's a non-profit.

So let's go to this website real quick. This is a crazy thing. The reason why they're raising money is to donate over here. And make an impact. Donate to make direct impact on supporting comedians in need. 20, 150, 100, 250. I mean, this seems like a joke. and when you find out what they do, their services.

They have a grant program. Our grant program is focused on providing one-time financial assistance when times get tough. So if you're a comic and you can't get booked, you reach out to them. They have workshops. Click the link below to sign up for our comedian mailing list to get notified about monthly workshops related to topics like comedy albums and audio rights. How to track your expenses for tax purposes, managing mental health while on the road and more. it's it's fucking weird man so they have education based programs yeah what's weird about it mini grant programs because these people choose a profession

so i was in marketing is there a non-profit organization it's like are you bad at marketing do you want to sign up for a grant so that you get money because you're not making money on marketing like why do comedians get this well everywhere else in the world there's money allocated for arts there's actual grants there's actual scholarships there's like in other countries if you want to make a movie, they'll just help you because they want Austria to be known for movies. So the government, I can't tell you how many indie films have the government stamp on it. We have any of that. Shut the fuck up.

Anthony, you can't feel communism without comic. Thank you, Anthony. But it's true. There's just very few resources. The union doesn't really do much for you anymore. There's very few paces to go where if you want to do this, you can. And I know the opinion of a lot of people watching this, but your people independently funding something outside. that you believe in this show.

If Patreon made an announcement and said, $4 of that $5 is now going not to the creator, you guys would give a shit. And you'd probably feel like that was unfair. I'm not saying that's what's happening here. But there's just not enough resources for people like that that want to keep doing it, that do have side jobs and that we do enjoy.

So I'm always in favor of that. It's just the tone of this thing that I think is all fucked up. All right. So this is where you and I fundamentally disagree. And I understand what you're saying. And there's probably a lot of truth in what you're saying. And this is important for the arts. And I appreciate the arts.

I'm a musician, as you know. All of that said, the way I started this podcast was a hobby on my free time. And I built it to something where then it was my job. And these comics are like, I picked a profession I'm not good at and not making enough money. Can you please give me money? That's fucking bullshit. Get a job. How many times have we told Chad Zubach do you have a job of Subway?

He can be making sandwiches right now. Instead of asking for charitable donations. These are separate things. Like, Bikowski or any artist will tell you getting. that job will only help your art and help everything you're trying to do. That's the move. It's not great that they're leaving this channel. It's not great that the channel is going away.

But why does Tim Dillon say this then? All right. Let's see him in the green room. That's a man with a job, Tony P. That's a working man. That's a working man. He gets it. You do the shit on the side.

If you're successful, you turn it into your full-time gig. Let's see what Tim Dylan has to say about this. And Tim put a lot of work into it. You can see his leg and batty's probably just in boxer shorts or something. He couldn't get any. closer he could only get the camera. He did to play his makeup. I'm making this post because

Sebastian Minuscalko has decided to genocide a lot of comedians that used to make a living on Sirius XM Raw Dog radio. A lot of younger or maybe lesser known comedians who had had their content played on Sirius and were

compensated for it are no longer being played on raw dog. So Sebastian's an awesome, amazing guy and I'm sure that he will fix that. The Italians did side with Hitler in World War II, which I don't love, but World War II is also interesting.

A lot of people are now kind of reexamining that, which I don't know that. See, this is what Whitney Cummings wishes she was. Right. She wishes he was funny and provocative like this, and Tim just does it effortlessly, which is why he's great. That's the greatest way to go, but that is happening.

And, yeah, so I just want to be. to make this post to tell him that he's my daddy and I know that daddy's going to do the right thing. Okay. So my opinion, you tell me what you think, Adam, is that he's parry. It's a parody. What's the word I'm trying to use producer, Chris? You're doing fine.

Fuck you. This is the second time of two days. I've said that to Chris. This is a parody of all these videos. You see all these comics do it. I'm starting to think maybe it's not Vinnie. Maybe it's not. I know.

Seeing a pattern. I'm seeing the pattern as well. So I'm so aware enough. What do you think about it? Why do you think Tim did that? I think it's absolutely both. That's what I would hope I would have done in that situation. If my comics asked me to do something, I would say yes, no matter what, because we're

brothers in this thing. So here's exactly what you asked for, but anybody really listening, it's like when they asked Bob Dylan to comment on what Timothy Shalame did in a complete unknown. And he was like, it's a great movie. And I'm sure Timmy does a great job. Right. Like he were to play along nice.

Yeah. You want a tweet. Here it is. Here's my comment. And I'm going to say, I haven't seen it. And that's what he did. He didn't let them down, but he let us know that there's maybe more important things going on right now.

Well, credit to the comics who actually made it funny. And a lot of it's embarrassing. There's hundreds of videos out there. When Mark Norman did that, that was the most effort. for it to look casual. Like, if you read about engagement, they're like, you've got to have movement at the top and then movement at the end.

And he did exactly that trying to look like, oh, hi there. Comedy. Yep. All right, we got to move on to our fringe of the week. Grinch of the week. This comes in from Nick Tucker,

the Kirk Minahan show. My buddy Blind Mike is on this show. It was gone for a while. It comes back from time to time. And they're talking to this producer on the show. And they're talking about a thing that Richard gear is pretty famous for that a lot of us have heard about

and I guess the producer is unaware of this What is the gerbil rumor? Oh my God, you know what? Dave, you're fucking. It could be a memory thing. It could be a memory thing. What do you think, Dave? There's Richard here in a gerbil.

Well, it sounds bad, but what do you think? That he let it touch him in some kind of way? I don't know. Richard. What would you do with a gerbil? Richard, I'm going to do with a gerbil. Richard, I'm going to touch your penis. I give consent. He shoved up his ass.

What the way, you got it, buddy. Yes. Somehow there's a guy in the world who doesn't know that the rumor about Richard Keir putting a gerbil in his ass. Like, I don't know, was his pad or something? Are they friends?

They high five watching the game? What was going on? Anyway, that's the great blind Mike and Kirkmanahan and the other guys from the Kirkmanahan show. It's a crunch of the week. All right, let's get to the main course. This is why people are here. maybe he's a little over exposed on the Shulay Network,

but we have a rebirth here on who are these podcasts. We have Tony P from Opie Unfiltered coming out. Tony, welcome to the show, buddy. Good to see you. What's going on, gentlemen? How are you? Can you hear me good? I can hear you great.

Wow, you got your new microphone? You get your setup now? I got my setup, man. They paid for it over at the Shuli Network, man. That's awesome. I had to go back for a second day, man. They gave this all to me on the first day. I bought all of this shit.

It's working great, and I'm glad to be here on the right side of fucking history. You were great on, well, take a phone call, whatever. That's all right. Sorry about that. Well, thanks for coming by, Tony. I'm usually on it. Oh, nothing. What are you doing?

Yeah, it might be. It might be from a fucking wrong number. So you were great on the Shulie Network. I really enjoyed you with Anthony on there this past weekend. And then, what was it, two nights ago? You were on there, again, talking about. Opi's response to you being on the channel, him and Eric Marino. I'm so glad they focus on Eric Marino's teeth.

Jesus, what a rotten. Yeah. Ghostings are terrible, huh? They look like a bunch of candy corns. It's brutal. It's also fucking awful. He's also wildly unfunny. I have a real problem with Eric Marino's style of comedy.

He runs every bit he does into the ground, and then it's all callbacks after that. I don't know if he found him as frustrating as I do. That's why he makes everybody 17% funnier because he's like 30% worse, maybe 100% worse than everybody else. Is that one other people up by him going down? Correct. It's like me. You throw me on the screen with those guys.

I look like an 11 on the screen with those guys. Now they're fighting with each other's fucking fools. So here's what we're going to do, Tony. And I appreciate your time here. I have your Venmo up on the scroll. Tony dash pop a dog if you want to support our buddy Tony P. I appreciate it. Tony, of course.

got a guest spot on Jim Norton show Friday night at the Paramount. We were in Detroit at the time. But I heard good things and we're going to talk about that performance. By the way, Carl, hold that one second. By the way, Carl, I saw the video. Oh, Mark. What's his name, Mark P? Come on.

Stop with the bullshit. You know it's Tony Pee. I know. I was on Drew Lane's show. And I was calling everyone Mark for a second. Okay, no worries. I was like a brain injury or something. I don't know what happened.

But I apologize. I just realized I need to give some love to the people who are giving us love. Supertip. DG slash WATP starting here. Freeze 15. Tony P. Does Opie have a family or not? Oh,

we'll get into that. But I loved your video. We played it in Detroit where you're like, how was it? I'm on phone calls with this guy for an hour at a time. I never once is it like his daughter's needs a right to volleyball or his wife saying, are you going to go grab envelopes at the store? Like, you never hear anything. Never.

Never, never, never, never, never nothing, bro. Never nothing. The guy don't, half the time he doesn't pick up the phone. And then when he picks up the phone, it's just silent. Listen, I get it. He probably has a big, huge apartment, and he runs in a corner or something. You know, he's got the luxury of doing that. Me, you know, I fought, and my wife hears me.

Right. I ain't got that kind of rule. You mentioned you'd seen WATP before. Did you first get that idea about Opie's family from one of these shows? or this show or was it just something you observed? No, no, no. It was from here. Of course, it was 100%.

Yeah, I don't want to credit. No, I was hoping it was the opposite. I was hoping. I could spill all the beans now because, you know, like I like to fuck around the same way when, you know, I went at Carl. I said, I think Carl wants to have sex with me. You know what I mean?

That's one thing I posted on my Instagram. I didn't have Twitter. I didn't know everybody on here is on Twitter. You get me? That's why. Yeah, no, that was correct. You were spot on with that. Correct.

Well, I saw that your nipples were pierced. I was like, this guy is DTF. No, it's just one of them, man. It's just one nipple, bro. If I go, if we, that's another, that's another episode. You're missing the point. You said you were in marketing. You said you were marketing.

I think I know you from marketing. Did you work in New York? No, I'm in Rochester, New York. Okay, then I don't know. Yeah, he just looks like a real New York type. Chain Smoker T. T.W. Says Tony can go screw.

He has that opi stink all over him. And now he has that shoelie stick. take all over him. FTSN. That guy's been going at me all day on Twitter. Fuck that guy. Oh, really? He's following you around. That's fun. Yeah, he's been fucking... Don't let him know what bothers you.

Debt Sigler. Tony, did Shulie make you sign an NDA about his height? I have... No, he did not. I have no idea how he is. You know, he might be a drunk guy. I got a Shulie multiple times. I can tell he's a very short man. Dad Sigler, tonight on Bacon Bits. We do a tour of his trailer.

Well, that's exciting. Check out Bacon Betts tonight. Carl Cheeseburger, I think he's a family member. Tony, one, did you know all along that Opie is an evil bastard? Two, did you know he would turn on you three? Did you plan to enter the devilverse from the jump? A lot of questions. Okay, let's go.

Number one is, no, I didn't know he was an evil bastard. I knew nothing of him. I knew absolutely nothing. Zero. Zero about, I just knew Opie and Anthony existed. I knew it was a big show. I'm like, all right, maybe this guy's got some connections. Let's see where this goes.

we see where it went. I found out he was an evil bastard. So you didn't know he was, obviously, obviously. No, yeah, I didn't, again, I said it before. I don't think I've ever had that much hate in me to hate somebody so much to tell another person. No, you can't even associate with that person. I know. Yeah.

It's a very weird thing to tell another adult, isn't it? Yep. It's one thing if your kid is hanging out with, like, the drug addicts in school. But if you're trying to tell another dog he can be friends with, Like, that's weird. Correct. If your brother's hanging out with Satan, tell him,

you know, that's Satan, dude, you might want to fucking rethink what the hell you're doing. Right. And, you know,

the guy's the jack is. What the hell do you want me to? He turned on me immediately. It wasn't, it wasn't even like there was a question. But I didn't know that he hated them that much. You know what? She should.

Yes. It's ridiculous. Jim never, Jim doesn't say fucking boo about opi. It's retarded. Even if you knew that he hated them, you didn't know that there was like an edict a lot. that says you're not allowed to perform with certain comics.

Like that would be something you would mention before you take any job. Opies and everyone knows that. Well, Op he's not a comic. Yeah. Fucking idiot. That's a everyone knows that. You're not a comic, bro. If you haven't never done it, then what do you know?

Oh, yeah, he's a big, uh, what did he do? What did he used to do, spin records? Yeah. He spins records, right? He's a radio guy. He knows I used to go for this sports team and now I'm moving to Boston and I'm going to root for the exact opposite team. It's a job.

Like, you didn't know, you're not allowed to work for teams. on that, you know. I'm going to say it right here. This is the worst trade since they let Bay Bruce go from Boston. You understand and you see what to happen. That's right. This guy's been on a fucking downward spiral as it's right. The curse of the Tony Tino.

I was trying to work in Bambino. There might be some working class comedians, but leeches don't shake out of the beat for this for Chris. I can see you in two different places. There might be some working class comedians, but leeches on society like Chad Zumach will attach themselves to this and give them a bad name. That is true.

The great Tuki coming in. Shully did it. Okay. Michael Polarito. Evening, everyone. I have no idea how to work super tips. Hell, I don't even know how to get the audio to play for the characters. Totally fucked up the creep off today.

Hashtag fuckface. If you missed the creep off today, of course, Vinnie and I had like a little spat over him running super tips the way he does. Which I was in the wrong about. And then, oh, he was playing him today, and the audio wasn't coming through, and I didn't know that because I could hear it. And Vito called me during the show, and I pulled a Vito. I'm like, hey, what's up, man?

He's just like, no one can hear the audio of the Superdense. Should I say something? Deep service. Hey, Tony, you fucking moron, the mic goes in front of your mouth. Act like you've held one. Stop twitching like you got a pee, fucking fanic. Hey. All right.

Man, this guy is wild, bro. That guy is wild. It's crazy. What the fuck? Listen, it's not coming through there, you jackass. It's actually coming through here. This is, you know, this is Mac. Mac takes all of this and puts it into this,

and that's what I'm actually using right now. That's why I sound proper. Tony, tell that guy to go fuck himself. Do not fight with the chat. This is the worst thing you can do is to fight with the jet. They tell me I eat poop, but I just smile. I'm sorry. Thank you for the $5.

Yes. Yes, you're absolutely right. This thing goes right here. And if it got it, you want, I'll stick it up my ass if you want, okay? Yeah, we're going to watch both Ron and Opie pile on. This is from yesterday morning. I know Ron had a lot of things to say about you. This is how the show opens up.

Good morning to you, my friend. Opie, I'm so tired. Do you know why? Oh, man. Why? Why are you tired? It's exhausting opening up for Anthony Coomia. Ah, the demands this guy has.

More scotch, more whiskey. The groanies. Oh, my God, Rod. You're going right at it right away. I love you. I'm tired. Our family guy. What are you tired from, bro?

You don't fucking do anything. What are you tired from? This guy always looks disheveled. Did you not see this yet? What are you tired from? Did you? No, I haven't watched that. Fantastic.

Oh, good. Okay. Okay. This is going to be funny then. You know, listen, I leave, I leave stuff for you. I'm not stupid. You know, I know I was shoot on Shully twice. I leave stuff for you.

I appreciate that. So Ron comes out of the gate with a bomb. Oh, opening for Anthony's so difficult. He wants Scotch and whiskey. This guy's a fucking waiter. Scotch and whiskey? He's an idiot. He's an idiot.

The guy's a fucking idiot. You see, what happened in my life was actually true. This guy makes things up and he believes them to be true, which is unlike, you know, that guy. I'm hearing that guy makes stuff up. Like, he creates his own little universe. It's crazy. Tony, I don't know.

You probably haven't followed the. arc of Ron the waiter on WTP. We all supported him, Adam bought him a mattress. We've donated hundreds of dollars and of thousands to his Venmo, and all he's done has been ungrateful and a prick about it.

And we're all done with Ron Berman. He's a miserable, unfunny, tard. I'm done with him. Good for you guys. And to be honest, look, I forgot, I wanted to say this before, but they kind of got sidetracked. I used to watch you guys.

But I wasn't allowed to be like, ah, you know, you guys suck and stuff. I would have to say, I wouldn't say nothing, honestly, but I would watch our show and be entertained about our show through watching you guys. If that makes any sense. Of course it does. I appreciate that. Let's find out why I hope he's tired. Our family got hit with food poisoning.

So this is funny. And you don't want to buy new food and everything's in your fridge is probably spoiled. Go ahead. So I think what's happening here, none of this is real of course might feel like I hit with food poisoning but Opie's fine so he doesn't eat with his family

that's weird but it's also it's odd that all of a sudden Opie has a family anecdote now everyone's talking about like yeah I mean even Tony P who's talking to the phone is saying like I don't hear any evidence there's a family around now he's just like yeah somebody

I think there's more here well check this out this is crazy so I've been up since I don't know 3 a.m we're trying to figure out where the food poisoning came from but I'll be out right the wife the wife gets to sleep no oh my god no she was the one actually getting the pepto in the water and the cold rags no of course not didn't he just take his family out for his daughter's birthday and stuff like that it was his daughter's birthday yeah where did he feed him

like the halal guy in the corner yeah i would imagine it was street fair yeah he can't remember he can't figure out how they all got food poisoning together because they all eat so many meals together at the same place at the same time. It could be anything. I don't think you have the clip. Adam pulled this package together for us. He did a great job. I watched through these.

But I don't even have the clip. But I saw that Opie said like his daughter came into their room while they were in bed to let him know that she was sick. He did mention that. He said, he did not go to their parents rude, be like, mommy, daddy. Oh, my tummy hurts. What's he talking about? This is all made up.

No, this is real. I don't know. That's weird shit, man. It's weird. Parents do weird things, bro. One of my cousins had chocolate milk milk fed to him upon wake-up. You understand, like his mother would put a straw in his mouth with chocolate milk. That shit's weird.

He did it until he was 20 years old. No, he still does that. He calls it mommy's milk. That's true. Yeah, that's terrible. He does. But you put it out something really smart. Yes, suddenly he's mentioning his kids because he's been getting.

a lot of flack about that, but also this is the, and this is what upsets me, it's the only time he consistently mentions them is when he needs an infallible excuse for something. When any, the, the, the, the, push comes to shove, he's like, I can't pay you. My kids, my daughter,

on the day of my daughter's birthday. I can't possibly. You know, after that, of course, but you're not going to deny me seeing my daughter because you're so greedy, are you Tony? Is that what you're going to do? Man, so I was dangling a checker. There was a clip that Shulie played when you were on Monday night with him that I was watching.

And Opie's on with Eric Marino. It's a morning show. They get done at like 8 a.m. And he goes, all right, I got to go. I get rid of my daughter to volleyball practice. And I think Frog pointed out. It's like, what kid at Monday morning, 8 a.m. is volleyball practice. You go to school.

Right. Opey's to bring his kid to volleyball practice at 8 a.m. on a Monday? Like he's bad making up that he has kids. Yeah. New York City, 16, 17. They're taking a train or they're walking or they're meeting. friends.

Like, it's not. I mean, listen, I could tell you one thing. He's praying that that scholarship comes through. That's why he's up at 8 o'clock in the morning, taking whoever the fuck, you know, she's going, because he doesn't want to pay for that fucking college. You get me? Tony, I don't think he's doing anything.

The fact that he acts like he has to get them ready for school, and he has to take them places. He adds those details because that's what a bad liar does. Right. They think that it adds some sort of... I got rid of my daughter to volleyball practice. Yeah, it makes it more legitimate somehow. You may to tell me, you can mean to tell me that people,

People are really under the impression that this guy just lives in an empty house and then goes into an empty house. There's nobody around. There's doggy. There's doggy. That's consistent. There was one time, Tony, when you were asking to go by the Hampton's house and he had been back and forth between the New York City Place and the Hampton's house. And it got real confusing as to why he was doing that. And it's something like, well, we had these five days that my wife and I were supposed to spend together.

And then she just ended up going with the kids somewhere else. There's always an excuse for the last couple of years. I've been doing this as to why they're not together. So the theory is that they're either separated or they're not spending as much time together because he swears. He never wants to talk about them unless he needs an excuse that he's happy to use them. All right. I can tell you, bro.

I can tell you privately speaking. He told me once. He said, oh, you know, I was speaking to my wife about you. That was in private. And it happened once over the course of the year. But again, like I said. Did you mention if she was breathing? or if there was a smell.

Yeah, right. No, he didn't, he didn't say any of that. That's good. You know, I don't know. For all I know, Ron could have eaten. I have no idea. I mean, so my cat passed away six years ago, and we have the ashes upstairs in the foyer.

You ever talk to it? I see Judd talking to her all the time. So maybe that's what he's talking about. She's like, this Tony P guy, he's a real lightning round. I'm like, what are you telling Sukkiyaki? Why are you telling him? All right.

So this is OpieS Ron. what his take is on Tony Pete. And I've got to be honest, he's pretty much the biggest piece of garbage I've ever met in my life. And I'm going to tell you why. A week ago today, we were all on the same page. We all were believing in this live stream. We were all believing in the Opium Filtered podcast. I had a very, very nice conversation with the guy, but he failed to mention that he was going to screw me a day later.

I said, hey, I just met with Ronnie Babes. I just, we had a lovely meal at a diner, a game, a check. I got something for you. Let me get past my daughter's birthday and let's get together. Let's get a meal. Let's get a beer. You know, and, you know, and celebrate a little bit. Because this opium filtered podcast had a very good summer.

Next day, he turns into the biggest piece of garbage out there. What a, you? I, what is this guy fucking retarded? I have an iPhone. And it actually clocks the date and the time that text messages were sent, you idiot. It's called technology. Right. Okay.

So I have proof. What did they say? What did they say? What was it really? I mean, it was a shit ton of text. You know, the text was, I got a fucking, I got a gig opening for somebody that you used to work with. The response was who? Jim Norton

The next answer The next text was I can't use you anymore You can't use you I didn't use your Your Instagram really put it on the show It's like good because I don't want to be used Like the fact that that's the word Opie used

You know is telling You see what this jackass doesn't realize is he can lie as much as he want he could say all he spoke to the He spoke on the follow me and this and not this He didn't tell me that he didn't tell me that He had a check with me until maybe, I don't know, 60 texts later, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, we were going. And at the very end of it, he was like, oh, yeah, you know something?

Well, I met with Ron and I gave him a check. You know, I met him at the diner, and I gave me, you dangling the diner in front of me. What are you going to do? Take the cheeseburger and give me the fries, you fucking cheap bastard. And, yeah, he was like, oh, I was going to give you a check. I was going to meet up with you. That's why I wanted to meet up with you at the diner to give you a check. You're full of shit.

You're full of shit, dude. And if you have a check and I worked for it, you should send it to me. If you think in your bones that I was worthy of a check, Opie, Mr. Opie, hold down one second. Hold on second. Where's my camera? Where's my camera? If you think that I was worthy of a check, then send it to me because I earned it. You know what I mean?

I'll give it to that fucking rat, that fucking cheese eating rat. Tony, I heard you saying that you actually paid Opie to be on his show. $700 it cost me to Duke Gep Hudson. 700 bucks that's fucking crazy and I got a ticket it was a hundred and five dollar ticket at one point in time

so you get me explain that real quick why did opi charge you to do the Gevart show I don't know what the hell he was thinking because he's like oh I threw my car down no you never threw your car down your cheap bastard your cheap bastard my wife actually came out

and me and my wife paid for our fucking selves he never bought food he would wait for the specials to come out he would chop it up and that's what it was cost me if i wanted to drink if i wanted to have a good time a night out between parking and drinks and whatever it would cost me at least 70 dollars a time 70 times 10 to 700 when i made when i gave him the math of it 700 he said oh well your check was going to be bigger than that oh yeah oh yeah you fucked up tony wow yeah i fucked up meanwhile jim norton and you a ton of cash for uh doing a

guest spot at the paramount so he was very generous he was like yo here take this very generous, very generous. And then I went on Shully, and I got all of this this nice stuff and took people out to dinner. Do you understand what I'm saying? So, well, if you look outside your window right now, you're going to see a new car from WATP.

No, I'm here. I'm here to stick it to that fuck. That's why I'm here. Stick it to him. Because Carl, I had no idea you were the King of the Hill. I had no idea that I was sitting with the creator of the fucking Davoverst. Do you understand? Here you are, buddy. You made it.

We have 1,366 people watching live right now. Thank you for being here. Hit like, hit subscribe and donate to the great Tony P at Tony Dash Papa Dog on Venmo. You can, but if you don't want to, listen, you can, but I'm not used to this kind of treatment. You understand? So I understand, but I have a job. I go to work every day. I'm not like Ron begging for shit and stealing other people's money.

You're fucking bastard. Stop me, stop. Send me my check. Send me my check. Yeah, that's ridiculous. he would dangle that in front of you. And then to say he had a great summer, based on what,

Chris Primers $10 super chats? What are he talking about? Listen, I can tell you from my own personal experience, I pulled in one day at least $100 in super chats myself because I was selling the buttons, $10 a button. Yep.

And some people were a sexy episode. I remember very well. It's in your bank. Man. See, my spank. I got, Tony. I love it. I love it. I made the highlight real. Beautiful.

There's a lot of rumors about me. Let's dispel those right now. Let's get into some doorman chat on the show. Easy. All right. Chris gave us $20. Good morning. Oh, make sure you tip your doorman. If you go outside today, I go through the side door there, Chris. I'm embarrassed. There's no way. No, I'm embarrassed. I got a doorman with white gloves on that holds the door for me. I always go in the service entrance. I just do.

There's no way Opie's tipping a doorman. Unless it's fucking December. Right. There you go. Yeah, those tips are coming soon. Anyway, Ron, how are you? Okay. I think you got a lot to say today.

This fucking multimillionaire is embarrassed because the doorman has white gloves on. So it's to sneak out the service door, which is way more embarrassing. He takes a service elevator too because he doesn't want to take. tip anyone. That's called being poor, not embarrassed. But a piece of garbage. Tony, he forgets that he's told us this many times that that's why he takes the service elevator. So for him to lie to our faces just like that, it's why we believe you when you say he didn't offer you any money because we see these inconsistencies. There's no money coming. There's no money coming. Bro, when you're cutting up a sandwich,

when you can't say, you know something. And listen, I understand, you've got kids that go to school, you're paying for school, you don't have no money coming. assume anything. Okay. I'm trying to assume the best. I'm just, I'm trying to say, okay,

man, listen, I'm believing in you. You got all this shit going on. You got no money. I get it. Sell something, dude.

It's at the point where you got to sell something. You're sitting on 14 million. Like that apartment, somebody, I don't know, I was doing my research, said that he bought that thing for $7 million back when. So it's got to be,

you're sitting on 14 million, dude. Have you ever mentioned this? to him? I mentioned it to him and he's trying to tell me I'm going to buy a house here. I'm going to buy a house there. And I'm telling him, no, you need to buy a house here. He's not listening to me. You know what I mean? So do what you want, bro. I don't give a shit.

I get to, I get to sleep a little more. You know, curl with my wife put my... You've seen my wife's tits. You've seen my wife's tits. But I know she's very attractive without makeup on. Cleaner, yes, because these guys, I can't, I can't... That bothers me that this guy's fucking whacking off to my wife to fucking one on the right. Hey Tony, I have a question. You mentioned your wife and the first time I heard you mentioned Jim Norton was when you were talking about her listening to Anthony and Jim.

Yeah. And the weather really seemed to change around there with Opie's reaction to that. He did not take kindly to that. Was that the turn? Do you think he's handed in for you then? Was that a big deal? I don't know. I don't know. I think he was playing it. And, you know, that's, this is what I don't understand. This is what my intention was. I'm going to give you guys what my intention was when I reached out to Jim Norton. I didn't know that this guy hated him that much, but I did know that Anthony and Jim, the second they put their show out, they were getting 100,000 views. That's what I did know. So I said, okay, the audience is bigger on that side. I don't know why the audience is bigger than on that side, but Anthony was a working class guy. I'm a working class.

guy, Anthony reached out to me and said, you know something? I appreciate your humor. I'm a fan of yours. Okay. You're a fan of mine. So let me be, let me be or try to be the next Anthony. Let me try to save this guy from fucking self-destruction and reach out to the other side. Yeah.

You know, I tried to talk to him about reaching out to the other side and he just cut me off, cut me off, cut me off. So I'm going to do it myself. Yeah. I heard you talking about that. So, Op. never brought us up. There was never a discussion about who are these podcasts or the dabble verse. Like he just pretends

it's out of sight out of mind. But then as soon as like this happens, it's like a huge deal you're supposed to know about it. Well, listen, but that's what he does. And he's very good at what Chima called it. He's very good at hiding stuff from whoever still listens. If there's 20 people listening, those people have no idea that this is going on. I had no

idea that this dabble verse was I knew who are these podcasts and that's all I knew you know what I mean that's what came across my YouTube and now I find out that there's Shulie there's this there's that there's people reaching out to me I had no

idea I had no idea that any of this existed you get me I was sheltered from it right and the people that I guess still following him from back when they're sheltered from they watch Facebook it's it's totally different if you go to Facebook and watch who's watching and look in the chats

And then go to YouTube and watch who's watching and look in the chat. And while I was on the show, I was doing both. Yeah. Yeah, I remember when you were watching the show when Ron would be on, you'd be on through Facebook. So it's probably very different. I'm not stupid. Everyone in Facebook are friendly and enjoying the show. I feel like, I mean, Christalia, I didn't know there was Facebook.

I'm not banned on Facebook. I can get on there. That's great. Yeah, right. Okay. There's still Facebook, there. Let's check you with the chat. And then we have a special. He asked who's backstage. We'll check in with him in a moment.

We have one more clips to get to. So much you got to. We have Kevin Brennan coming up. Jerry Banfield. Guys, thanks for supporting. That piece of shit, too. Who? Kevin Brennan?

Yeah, he went out with some shit about me. But I kind of, I kind of didn't, I kind of didn't respond to him because I don't want to give him any views. So I'm treating him like old because they seem like they're the same person. Well, you just slipped up. All right. Here's Rocco coming back in.

Carl, you just did an hour about how funny comedians shouldn't expect to get paid. All right. Deep service. Oh, cool. Thanks for letting us know you're even dumber than we could have guessed. I see your mouth water when Carl talks about

eating shit. You're going to be a fun one. Oh, hey, Tony P. Love your style, honey. Would love you to come model for me on the Carmic Shopping Network and show off that gorgeous chest, you big hunk. Let me know.

Tootles. Yeah, you probably haven't got as deep as Carmick and Carmick's characters yet. I would imagine. Say it. Take your time. What do you think when you hear this stuff? Because I heard you on Shulay hearing about like Clearwater, Chad and all these people. Like, what do you think

of all of this and these characters? It's entertaining to me. I enjoy listening to all the shit that's coming through. It's very entertaining to me. I honestly feel like I'm on the right side. I was on the other side. I like bullshitting with people. You understand? I'm very loyal. But

if you cross me, fuck off. You're you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't blame me the way Open we reacted to you getting a gig An amazing gig by the way Opening or at least featuring or doing a guest spot With Jim Norton in a theater He should have been so happy for you

He's like that's fucking awesome, Tony Correct, correct, correct And that's what I was trying to do I was trying to cross the bridge and say, Okay, look, you know what I mean? Like fucking here goes an olive branch And he fucking shit on it I texted him, I was like, yo, I give you an olive branch

And you fucking shit on you. If Opium had handled this The exact opposite way, If he went to George Costanza's this, we would have been like, all right, I hope he's got some sense. He's figuring it out. He could have said congrats. The guy's not my favorite, but hey, man, at least you got a good gig. That could have been the long and short of it.

I always give credit to people. I was just giving credit to the chance you're not going to bed and go. We always have credit to the people who make fun of when they do the right thing. Opie can't figure that out. He thinks everyone just has a side and you just have to play by the side all the time. He's just everybody's against him and he doesn't realize that the world that he lived in isn't the world that it is now. Right. You understand.

You got to adjust to people. He looks at you guys as peasants. You realize that? He's like, oh, these guys are peasants. And fucking Ron, I don't know if you're gnawing on a piece of cheese that's in a fucking, you know, there was rust in the Tupperware, bro. You saw the episode. There's just no other way of looking at it except the best thing for the Opie Unleashed program

would have been for your gig with Jim Norton to go away. Well, he would want that to be a success. It would only bring attention to him. Imagine if you ended the show with and catch me every week on Opie Radio. You know what I ended up? Like, do you know, that's his fault. He forced his worst nightmare to come true, so instead you ended it with. Hold that, Tony, because we have a guest coming on in just a moment that I want to talk to you about your gig with.

But we just get through these. It's not. Let me do these real quick. Anonymous coming in. Hi, Tony P. Has Opie ever mentioned me, his former co-host, Cardiff, Electric? he stood me up in New York, ghosted me, and never send me the link again for no reason.

No, but I know that Cardiff Electric's been giving me a little bit of shit too. Oh, really? He gave me a lot of shit. He's a good guy, though. He's a good potato. Pop Sculpture, who made Cooey here behind me, pop sculpture, amazing artist, says, please tell Tony how to talk into a mic. It's new. We'll work on it. DJ Vogel says, can Tony confirm or deny the OP watches WATP?

I can't confirm or deny it, but I'm pretty sure that if he's like, oh, don't listen to the haters. Don't listen to the haters. He's watching you guys. It's impossible that it would be in his algorithm. He has to see it. Bro, I believe that he watches you guys and you guys are more entertaining. And again, I'm going to go back to my wife because my wife, she would like kind of watch the episodes, but she wouldn't watch the episode. She would watch the episodes through you guys.

Oh. Because, you know, you highlight what you highlight. And then, you know. Tell where I say hi. Obviously. I will. She's over there somewhere. She voted for Vinny and the creep off, though.

I'm sorry. What? Opie don't want with two bucks. Thank you very much for that. Carl Cheeseburger, Ron's mattress, got dirty from bottoming for Opie. I believe that. DK.C. Tony, you're speaking very, very basic English.

No need to ask if we understand you. Fair enough. Yeah, I keep saying we understand. That's one of my things. I don't know. Go ahead. J.S. has elevated themselves into the top two or three most hated in the Dabobers along with Suttering John and Steel Toe pay Tony.

Thank you. Thank you. Wow. Over 14 hundred people here. Hit like it, hit subscribe and then go to Venmo. Tony dash Papa Dog. The Venmo's are coming in. Can I thank some people?

Yes, please. Okay. Hold on one second. Let me just two. Just two. Well, one was Hunter. That was the last one came in. Hunter.

You speak your name, Hunter Duke. No, it was actually, it wasn't Hunter Duke. It was Hunter Fields. Oh, well, I don't know about Hunter Fields. He probably seems like a real piece of shit. I don't like this guy. And why did Duke last down? I don't understand.

I know, right? And Stephen, thank you, Stephen. Thank you both of you guys. Thank you, guys. Okay, Tony, thoughts on October 7th. I have no idea what you're talking about. About October 7th, I went to work. My thoughts on October 7th was I got up.

If you followed me on Instagram, I had to get rid of a big huge piece of shit that was like fucking stuck in a toilet and I had to chop it up with a stick. So that's my thoughts on October 17. Live the life you love. You never work a day in your life. You know what I mean? Yeah, man, bro. By the way,

by the way, I got what I got, hold on. I have another gripe to pick with you guys. Yeah. I am not a custodian, Carl. Oh, I thought you said you were a custodian. No, no, no. Custodian's clean shit. I fix shit. All the stuff that people who rent apartments fucking

destroy. I have to fix. Well, you also chop shit, apparently. Yeah, I had a chop shit this morning, bro. I didn't know what to do with it. I was holding a glove. I didn't know if I should go in there. You know, you're going to see Carl. Come on. I didn't know if I could pull it. I'm sticking in a bag and fucking feed fucking Ron with it. You know what I mean? Tony, you are the only person in the dabble verse with a steady health plan and stability.

And everybody admires you for that. I agree. Well, all right. I'll stick to working, bro. It's interesting. thing. It's fun. It's a good time. All right. Now to custodian, what's the official job title when I make fun of you in the future? Maintenance Technician. Maintenance technician. Got it. Write that down, producer Chris. I'll say custodian. Carl Cheeseburger, Tony, where you get a good chop steak sandwich?

Gabhard's is the answer. Keith became a member. Thank you very much. No, the deli. The deli. The deli by my house. Of course. One day in a row, 34, I'm thinking Tony is a double agent. Would that be genius on Opie's part by sending him in for recon? Well, I mean, he's not being kind to Opie or Rod. No, that's working. It's not working.

No, I'm not a double action. There's nothing. If there's one thing that the dabble verse out there, whether you're going to hate me or you're going to like me, I'm always going to be true to myself. There's nothing false comes out of these lips. That's why the story will never change. That's the funny thing about just being true to yourself is if Tony can't do anything that will offend me or make me upset.

There's nothing that Tony Pee could do that I'd be like, oh, this fucking guy betrayed me. Like, he doesn't owe me anything. I don't owe him anything. we're doing a show right now together you can go like Kevin Brennan's show tomorrow I'm like fuck Tony I don't care I just give a shit I've got one says Tony

what was Opie like in real life when you were not doing the show okay my experience with him in real life was very far and few in between you know what I mean it would be like maybe five to ten minutes before the show five to ten minutes after show

the most time I ever spent with him was when he actually showed up to on show, you know, I sat and whatever, we ate. And even then, even then, do you understand, like, we're sitting, we're eating? You know, I get up and go to work every day, bro. It's a fucking cheeseburger. You can't be like, nah, don't worry, it's on me. The guy works with me for three for fucking, you know, whatever. That's wild. It's just, that's just grimy, bro. Yeah, that's why. I mean, you heard Coomia. You heard Coomia. He would pick up the tab, and then he would would have to put more money in for the tip.

Come on. I just, I can't even understand that. Anytime we go on the road, we do some with each other, everyone's fighting over who's going to pay the bill. It's so stupid. I've got one. Here's a follow up. Did Opie have any interest in real life? What did you guys talk

about? That's a good question. I don't think we really talked about anything other than the show. Yeah. I don't think Opie has any like passions in life, does he? No, I think he's bored. This is what I think. The more I'm thinking about, I think he's bored.

I think he sits at home. I think he wants to have, you know, conversations with people. So he gets a couple of people up at 6 o'clock in the morning when nobody else wants to deal with him. Yeah. And he calls it a show. All right. Here's crazy. At one point in time, he told me I needed to upgrade my equipment.

He told me that I needed to upgrade my equipment. The guy duct tapes his camera to his iPad or his MacBook. And in all honesty, you know, he wanted to tell me, oh, this is the reason get part stop. That's the reason to get part stop. when I asked him, when is Gebhardt's getting going again? Because I want to spend more money. He turned to me and he said, oh, I got to buy equipment. I got to spend, oh, I got to spend $500 to upgrade my equipment.

So spend fucking $500 a piece of shit. It's a fucking write-off. I probably doesn't pay taxes at this point. All right. The guys have been winning the same jeans since fucking 2005. All right. Tony, do you know about the Gebhardt's thing? Do you know why there was a falling out there and why they don't do shows there anymore?

It wasn't a falling out. the owner was going through some stuff and it just kind of stopped. Why did he say rest in peace? Because he said no more Gepard's Rest in Peace Matt on the air. And we all couldn't figure out what that meant.

At the very end? Yeah. Like he said it. Well, it's probably because he's a fucking moocher and Matt got sick of fucking him going over there and mooching for him. He never paid for whatever he drank

and whatever he ate. He never paid. That's crazy. That's so crazy. What an asshole. All he did was disrupt the point. and make it difficult for customers to come in because they're like right in the fucking doorway.

Yeah, probably drove people away for sure. Greg Opie Hughes had the first ever, what is it called? Bring her podcast. You know, bring a show. It's a big show.

Yeah. You can podcast in here if you bring five friends. Like, all right. Well, yeah, if your guests pay for that shit that you can, they can be on the show.

Let me just get this straight. The bar is giving the act that's playing in the club. a free beer and a free meal. And that act is Opie. And Opie's like, I got this band with me. So I'm just going to split that beer and that meal. And that will be. Basically.

But no, see, he would have friends. Friends would show up who I still, there's guys behind the scenes that I actually, you know, still love and still associate with. I don't know. Maybe if he finds out that they still associate with me, like, you know, he'll cut them off and shit. I have no idea. but, you know, big fucking Marines.

You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, there's a big Marine that hangs out with him, bro. He fucking, that's like his security. Don't fuck with that dude. He's there for that purpose. If anybody goes down there, kind of fuck with him. Did people often do that? Do they come down there?

No, nobody comes down there. Nobody gives you shit, bro. Nobody cares. It's all in his fucking head. The lovely G-Rob coming in. Tony P. has seen the light. Give him a break, guys. He's on the right side now.

We should all dig that. It's right, Dr. Steve. Rocco is in, once again. Carl, didn't you just do an hour about how unfunny comedians shouldn't expect to get paid? What's Tony P's Venmo again? All right. Now I see where you're going with that. The great thing about the Venmo is that we were looking for it right before you got on.

And we were like, oh, shoot, where can we find it? And I said, pull up an episode with just Ronnie and you'll find Tony's Venmo. And it works. That was how we found it. Isn't that crazy? He would always say, oh, I'm getting set up. I'm getting set up. Dude, I'm up.

My wife's fucking alarm goes off at 5.15. I'm up. I'm up, and I'm fucking waiting. What the hell's going on? I'm three shits in by the time, you know. He's a dog twice. Fucked your wife three times. Smoked a blunt, yeah.

Yeah, smoked a blunt. By the time he sends me the link, oh, I'm so tired. Oh, I'm so tired. And the other one, you know, if he works the night before, and not as a comic. Let me preface by saying that. If he works the night before in the beer garden, in the vestibule,

asking you if you want a fucking schnitzel or a fucking giant pretzel, because he's not really a waiter. He doesn't wait tables no more. No? He stands in the vestibule. No. Go to the beer garden one day. I will.

My in-laws live right over there. Let's go. Let's all go to fucking Ron show on October 30th. Dabbleverse. Are you listening to me? Let's all. go. That's a good idea. And give him an audience and then

just like walk. Nobody laugh. You just sit there and look at him with a fucking face. Don't laugh if it's funny. So nobody laughed. Oh, that is a question I got in from Raperbutt, which is a great question. Yeah. Wait, was this for me laughing. That is exactly the question. Yes.

Yes. It wasn't me laughing. That was Eric Marino. No, shit. It was Eric Marino. Oh, that was Eric Marino's the only one laughing at Ron? Correct. I'm sorry, that was from Dennis. It was me laughing. if it was me laughing you'd hear oh this guy's fucking insane all right

we have a special guest who reached out to me this weekend and said hey Carl I went to the show at Paramount he said me some info about it I thought we'd bring him on to you know people have seen clips of your show

and people have discussed what it was like you've talked about it this is Matt coming on to the show what's up Matt what's up Matt hey what's up guys

not too much man Matt so hey Tony You went to the paramount. I assume you had tickets before you found out about Tony because opi is conspiracy. They did, or Ron, they did that to sell tickets. Yeah, so I got my tickets a week ago or a week before.

So I went last year to see Jim Norton, and then I also saw him 10 years ago. So the same friend that I went with, we went a year ago, and we kind of waited to the last minute. The venue ran a really good deal. and we sat on the floor row h so we were all excited ready to go we're both big o and a fans and then the night before i went on instagram and saw the whole hoopla with tony being the opener and i went oh okay this is even more interesting now there's like a secondary storyline to this uh so i had to try to explain to my friend who's not in the dabble first who doesn't really know any of this what the story was and he became a big Tony fan just because he hates Opie.

So it made it even more interesting before we even got there. Okay. Beautiful. So there was the first comedian, a woman comes on and starts the show. Yeah. Tell me about her. She, she is not very good. She, the only thing I can say is last year, do you guys know Natalie Cuomo?

Yeah. comedian. I do. Yeah. So she is the worst. She's not great. Yeah. Not,

like her whole deal is she's got a million tattoos and she's got like no self confidence. And my friend and I for a year have said how bad she was and we had no hope that the opening act this year would be any better. And world for two on that. She just, she didn't help you out, Tony. I'm going to be honest. She left you with, she left you with a lot to try.

try to dig out of, uh, it was just her whole act was, oh, I married like an ER doctor and that was about it. It was just like she was telling stories. How much time did she do? 20 minutes. Yeah, it was, it was a long set. That's a long set when you're waiting for Jim Norton. Okay, so she was 20 minutes.

She brings up Tony and Tony, Tony, you like Tony Papa Dog? What's your stage name? I came out to Tony P. Just Tony P. Okay. Right. He introduces Tony P. and how much time did Tony do?

About 10 minutes, a little less than 10 minutes. The first person did 20 and then you did 10. Yeah, I was supposed to do 10. I believe I jumped off on 9-ish. And what was your assessment, Matt, of Tony P? Hey, he did half the time, but he did a much better set because Tony had a setup, punchline. And you can tell, you know, Tony, you did come off nervous, but I totally understand, like, huge crowd, 24 hours notice that you got the gig, or at least that's how it came off to us.

But you can tell like you've worked on the set. You were going through jokes. Some landed, like the Mandami joke you did, got the biggest pop. But even the ones that maybe didn't 100% hit, from my perspective, you can tell either you were working on it or you have been. Whereas the opener, it was just like, it felt like you were at a coffee shop. and you're hearing a bunch of Gentes, like, bitch about their life. She didn't really have jokes or a setup or a punchline. All right.

Well, let's not compare Tony to women. I mean, he's a man. He should be better than comedy. Hold on. If you're going to pretend me to. Oh, Jesus Christ. All right. Go ahead.

It really is Tony. He wrote a lot on the skin. If you didn't know about the story behind Tony and how he got there, if you didn't know about the drama and you were just going to see Jim like you normally would, how would you have felt about the set? I would still think he did a better job than the opener. If there was no opener, if there was no opener. Oh, he was better than Natalie Cuomo a year ago by Leaves and Miles.

So Tony sucks is what you're saying. That's trying so hard to find out what the positive is. I understood the words he was saying. It was English. I'm my own worst critic. I know that that wasn't my best set. I know some stuff kind of landed and some stuff did it. Well, so I'm not going to come up here and say, go ahead.

I've seen clips that came out, and I've watched a lot of clips of Ron Berman pretending that he's a stand-up comedian. And Tony is 10x Ron Berman, if not more. Ron's comedy is atrocious. There's no way Jim would allow that on that stage. So. Dude, he's been doing the same thing. Do you understand that? He's been doing the same three jokes.

Oh, my fucking mom. eats beaver and all my, you know, this and that and fucking RFC. It's nonsense. The guy speaks nonsense. You're not that funny. You know what I mean? You're not like, you're not some comedic genius. He's all energy.

He's all energy and no punchlines and no wit. And it's wild to me that he posts these things on Instagram where he's getting zero laughs. Like he's dying in the room. And he's like, ah, I'm funnier than Jim Norton. You're like, Ron, what the fuck is wrong with you? How delusional can someone be that you think that you're funny or the Jim Dorrit? Did you see the single white female fucking posts that he posted up with me and Jim Norton? Like, what the fuck are you doing, dude?

You're like out of your mind. Comics are going at him now. They're like, bro, you're a little fucking insane. Yeah. Great. And Eric Marino, I'm going to give you what you might call it on Eric Marino. He's butt hurt. Eric Marino was a little butt hurt because a comic that he goes out with, he tours with.

I'm not going to give names. I'm not going to name names because I love her to death. But a comic that he goes out with most of the time. No, no, no, it's not Natalie Cuomo. I went on the road with her. So if you guys want to go and find out who it was, you can find it. There's a trail to it. But I went on the road with her and she usually takes him with her,

but she, like, forced him to learn a lesson, like stop being lazy and go find your own work and stop depending on me all the time. You understand? Okay. So he's got a little vendetta against me, too. You understand? Yep. Makes sense.

Matt, piece of shit. You told me in the email. So you said, Tony held his own, got some laughs in the crowd and stuff. He was fine. But there was a little mishap with the timing as the other than the set. Do you want to tell us about that? Yeah.

So again, from my perspective, we were sitting, you know, dead center. It looked like, I don't know. And Tony, you could tell me. It looked like either you thought that they were giving you the, light or that your set was wrapping up and then the MC head opener had to tell you no you want me to tell you what exactly it was a very awkward moment you were trying to get off the stage there was there was a very awkward moment now before i got on the stage they're like yeah the clock is there so there was a time on the stage but the time on the stage wasn't like a countdown it was an actual clock so if i got on

stage at whatever 835 let's say i didn't pay attention to what time i actually got on stage so i didn't know what time i was supposed to get the fuck off stage right and i remember jim telling me listen whatever you do you got to give me a minute because i need to take a piss i need exactly one minute because i need to take a piss before i go on stage so i jumped off and i don't know if i was i didn't know if i was early if i was late i i you know what i mean mean my set was choppy and I was nervous so again I didn't know if I was nervous but I was like okay well I can fucking kill another minute so if I fucked up let me kill another minute worth of time so Jim could take a piss and come out here you know fresh and whatever do whatever he's got to do

and when I got off I got off with fuck opi right you you heard that everybody was one of those people okay well yes there you go and everybody loved that so you know Jim came out out to that. Did everyone, Matt, did everyone love fuck Opie? Was everyone on board with that? I don't know if it was like when Hulk Hogan threw Andre the Giant over at WrestleMania 3.

But it definitely did get a pop. You know, it was not a dabble verse crowd, let's say, where everybody, again, knew Tony, knew the lore of what was going on. But, you know, you say, fuck Opie at a Jim Norton show with how many,

hoping Anthony fans were there, he definitely got a pop. Right. What was the, would have popped. What were, attendance has been said as like half full or so. It's a 1500 seat theater. What did you do what it look like to you? I would,

it definitely wasn't sold out. Like there was open seats in our row right in front of us. I would say bare minimum it was half full. Maybe it was a little more than that. Definitely a year ago there was more people, which is why my friend and I were in the back. Alpany as opposed to this year being so close. I don't know if it was a ticket price thing or, you know,

it's not like there was anything crazy in the area going on, but it wasn't sold out. Gas prices is the problem. Right, right, right. Yeah, gas prices. But Ron coming up with these theories, oh, Jim Norton can't sell out that venue. He has many times or come pretty close to it.

So Ron coming up with this whole nonsense of, oh, Jim Norton's a failure as a comic. No one. I think I remember you guys. Did I make eye contact with you at any point in time? Because I remember looking at a couple of people that was sitting maybe the first. Are you making a connection here? No, not that I'm sweet on Matt.

I like looking at people's faces. That's how I approach my comedy. I approached my comedy the same way I used to approach my bartending. You understand? I like to have conversations with people. And that's where I fucked up. Instead of being myself, I kind of went set. You understand?

And that's where I fucked up. But whatever. It gives you tremendous credibility to everything else that you say because we heard about that. The only thing I could have imagined was like, oh, well, he's playing a theater. He might not just be used to just the stage managing and how it's broken down. That's exactly what happened. You admitted it, explained exactly how Matt said it, and it just makes people believe and like you. And it puts so much more credibility to all the other stuff because so many of these people that we cover would absolutely refuse.

They would call Matt, accuse him of being a criminal and send people after him and never, admit that anything went bad at the end of it. No, bro. I'm an honest guy. That's, that's my thing, bro. The truth don't change. Whether it hurts, whether it hurts, whether it fucking feels good, it doesn't change. The one thing that doesn't change is the truth.

And I'm going to tell you the truth. And that's what it is. I'm not going to come up here and say, I'm not going to come up here and be Ron Berman and tell you, all, my life is fucking great. And I'm fucking chewing on crackers. When he was saying that is when he was beloved. And when we saw the abuse he was taking from Opie and he was like pushing back in his own interesting ways, he was beloved. At some point, something happened.

My theory, which is probably not true, was just that it was political and he convinced Ron that there's like a good side and a bad side and it's about politics and anybody who's on that side is racist. Because he just so blindly turned into this foot soldier for Opie that just sees no other way. And it happened pretty rapidly. well he might have fucking gave him a square meal you know what I mean he might have given him his first square meal in fucking years It is interesting

When Ron watched the Anthony video Where Anthony broke down Opie brilliantly And Ron watched it twice And goes out of the show He goes Whoa so I watched this video

And Anthony say this is this This is like he had all figured out And then you're right Adam Opie did something Because then Ron's like Oh Anthony's a racist And anyone who doesn't like Opie has to be a racist

and an evil Republican. And so it's just like, something changed. And Ron just turned on all of us. It was very odd. He just starts attacking Jim Morton when you know in his heart. He's not like, that's an evil person. He just, you know, he's a comic at some level. He's usually supportive.

It's very strange. Who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck? Droopy nuts. Thank you very much for coming in. Clyde comes in. Hey, Tony P. I knew you were new to all of this.

Just a heads up. The mic goes into. front of your mouth, it's directional. So when you go past the mic or to the side, it sounds awful. Fix him, Carl. I know. The mic's not plugged in, but I understand.

I used to work. I used to work in audio. Ever from Newfoundland says, Tony P. has the dopest attitude, man. You're winning people over. Deep to doors. I don't know what to do with this day. Do I say happy October 7th?

Let's ask Adam Bush. Oh, happy October 7th to you too, Dave. Okie dokey one says, did Tony say that Opie answers the phone and sits there listening silently? Yeah. That's mental. Is that true? No, I didn't say that. Something like he picked up the phone and he just sits there in silence or he runs across the room.

That's what I mean. He goes to someplace quiet, I think. I think he goes to like a corner in his house. Maybe it's just always quiet. Exactly. Exactly. Jay Ah says, Tony, Opie always starts to stream mid-sentence while. Two or three of you are laughing.

Does he do that to show you guys are having fun off-stream? This is what I'm starting to learn about Opie. Okay? Yeah, probably. He's laughing while we're going off-stream, but I'm being honest. I'm being true. You know what I'm having a conversation. I don't know what the fuck's going through his mind.

You understand? But he's putting on this big whole charade, this show. This, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You know what I mean? The guy thinks he's in Ringland, brothers in Bonham and Bailey Circus. This last episode you were on, you were laughing, and I know you didn't find it funny, out of control when Opie was talking about pooping in the ocean and it's the funniest thing

you've ever heard. You were, I felt bad. It was so much energy and effort. I knew how much that takes out of a person to do that. It must have built up a lot of resentment. Bro, I'm glad that I never got invited out there house. I'm glad that he didn't like tell me, hey, you know, something come out. The guy's talking about tics.

The guy's talking about this. The guy's talking about shitting in the ocean. I don't want to be near you, bro. You're a fucking animal. But I think it was your best moment for me. It was like out of a movie because it was, of course, exactly what Opie would need in his life. We were like, you said, Opie, look at me. Look at me.

And then you said, you and me mushrooms on the beach. And I'm like, it would change his life. You'd have something to talk about. It would have been the greatest thing. So of course he said no. And then fired you. Of course. Of course.

And then he said, oh, I was hanging out with my friend Shucky or whatever the fucking guys that name was the Riddler. Yeah, yeah. Friends from high school. Yeah, right. By the way, Adam, I'm glad you don't fake laugh at anything I ever say. I'm not exhausting you.

I appreciate that. Jesus Christ, fucking guy. Hey, Tony, did Opie ever tell you that his family owned a restaurant with his brother in Long Island? Because it's funny how they would go to Geberds all the time, but he had a restaurant that you would think he would want to promote and get people to go to, which Carl, I know you're an ONA guy. Yeah.

I actually used to work across the street from F.H. Riley's. Yep. And he no longer owns that. So I don't know if maybe that cash is kind of keeping him afloat per se financially, but him and his brother don't own that bar. No, yeah. They're not, they don't own that place anymore. They don't own that part.

That's number one. And number two, if they still did own that, let's say they did it. Let's say his brother owned that place, and he wouldn't do it. It would cost them too much in gas. It would cost them too much in tolls to go over there and promote that place. You understand? He used bare bones. That guy is bare bones.

6-7-8 hump says that Hunter Fields person that gave to Tony sounds like an upstanding and well-hung guy. And definitely not a piece of shit, Carla. Love from fellow custodians. Maintenance technicians. Maintenance technicians. Man, did I just give up somebody's what you call it? Somebody's government name. Probably.

Sorry. Blue colon says, Tony, do you think Opie wanted you and Ron to hate each other? Oh, he did pitch you guys against each other. That's true. Well, no, Ron did it to himself. You understand? I can't take too much of that liberal bullshit. I just can't take it because it's like I get up.

I go to work every single day. And you're telling me that you can't get up to do this podcast because you're tired. both of those fucking clowns. You understand? It's like comedians buying money from serious except for work

they did seven years ago. If you're asking I'm not getting involved in any of that. I'm not getting involved in any of that car. Smart. Smart.

Pontiva, 420. Tony, stay away from Shulay. He can't be trusted. Send the stuff back. Plus, he's one of them. Oh, well,

listen. I'm not going to stay away from Shully. And he didn't personally give me the funds. It was his viewers. that gave me the funds. And I know that his viewers are your viewers.

Yes, very generous to the Shilly Network. She was a friend of this show and this channel. They're the ones who gave Ron a mattress because they thought he deserved one and got literally sick of watching Opie promised to and then not deliver. Man, was he really doing that? Was he really promising? Again, I came into it with knowing nothing. Was Opie promising to buy Ron Mattress?

Every week. And the only reason I know his wife is around is because he said, And I believe this. He was trying to take an old mattress and some old pillows they had that they were going to throw away and bring them to Ron. And his wife said, you can't do that. That's disgusting. Don't do that. Bro, there's cum stains on it.

There's doodle stains on it. Who knows what kind of lifestyle like I list? He might like to get pegged. You know what I mean? There might be a little bit of doodle stains on it. I've got one. Says, Matt, not to compare him to other comedians, immediately compares him to Ron. You're right.

That's a good point. I've got one. I did do that. Chulino 67, TikTok. Your 50 minutes is almost up, Tony. Soon these shows will be done with you. Hashtag, Ron was right. Let's start that hashtag.

No problem. Rod's watching, by the way. Hi, Ron. Principal uncertainty with 10 pounds says, In the name of God, put more than Matt or Tony P on screen. I love W.D.P., but I have been out of the loop. If you were the funniest person ever,

I'd have to look up Matt or Tony P. Matt is inconsequentially. He went to a comedy show. we're talking to him about that. And Tony P is the great Tony P from Opie unfilled. You know that principal uncertainty. Thank you, man. I'm the hot chick right now.

Come on, bro. Shulie brought in Jim Norton and Anthony Coomio when they talk to Tony, and we brought in Matt. I really don't see what the problem is. You know, it's a fair criticism. That was kind of like a... You know, that. Adam, that's a fair criticism. I will take note of that.

Michael C. Next will be Rody Steve is coming in. Derek from Texas. Michael C says, Opie showed Ron, where he... buried his family. Did he show you that? No, he didn't show me nothing. These guys are jackassers. Don't you remember when Ron fucking threw his fucking, didn't somebody die in Ron's family and they threw him in like a puddle or something like that?

A puddle? And they expected the puddle water to get. And whatever, they threw them in a lake. And the lake didn't take the water away. Is that a Jewish tradition? I have no idea. They burnt Ron's aunt or something, shit like that. And they threw it. Oh, yeah. Didn't his aunt commit suicide or something? On Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah, right. Opie doesn't want to talk about it. SD187 says, Hey, don't get a hold of yourself.

We're talking about Opie, who cares? You're too passionate about this nonsense. SD-197, you are 100% correct. Carl Schoepererererner, Tony or Gino? Man, I know Gino. You know something, Gino? I reached out to Gino, too. I'm like, yo, bro, give me a spot on your show.

I'm doing a spot of Ronnie. I'm doing a show at Ronnie. He never fucking gives you a spot on the show. And, you know, he plays like, oh, I'm so busy, and I'm so big time. Oh, I forgot. Hit me up next month. Nah, you know, something I'm not hitting you up.

You know why? Because I'm the hot chick. Not you, Gino. That's right. That is true. Are you going to... Okay, so that leads me to a question that Riperbutt did send me. Do you have plans to expand from this?

Like, okay, so you're off an Opie show. He's done with you. Are you going to start your own podcast? You're going to align with other people. You want to still want to be part of the Dabbleverse. What are your plans? I think I'm going to stick in the Dabbleverse and see what happens in the Dabbleverse. I don't know where I'm going with this podcast,

but I know that I haven't met your producers. I don't know if there's producers behind this, but I've met Shulie's producers and that guy that he's got over there. Frog and Andy, both great guys, yeah. Joe, there's a guy named Joe, right? Yeah, that's right.

That's right. Is that frog? Okay, that guy, I've been in contact with him. Class Act, so I'm looking to probably reach out to him. Nice. You guys want me to give you a fucking, listen, you brought me here, right? right? If you want to replace Christian Blatt,

who are these broadcasters, you just say the word. No, well, listen, I'll replace anybody. If anybody wants to throw me on their podcast. They took her jibs! If anybody wants me to replace, you know what I mean? If anybody needs a co-host, that's my easiest thing to do, because I'm not looking to build nothing from the ground up yet because I don't have the traction.

Yeah, it makes sense. I mean, I'm gaining traction. Right. But if anybody wants the hottest chick of the devil versus the third bike, Tony P. is available. Adam Schecter, I know what happened because Ron stated on the last show that him and Opie were dating about Tony bringing up catchphrases from Anthony. And that was right when Ron went after Tony. You're right. He's right. That guy's absolutely right.

So did you watch the show or not? Did you watch Opie and Anthony? Because you said you did and told them you did, but... No, I didn't watch Opie and Anthony. But there was a point where Ron started going at everybody. Yeah. And he said, oh, I watched their show and it was just garbage. It was just off. poop jopes and oh oh oh that and i did that i did that one day and ron like kind of looked at me and was like oh you know like you're on board and i'm like no what the hell you're doing i'm talking about ed mcmahon from johnny car huh right and and i that's what that guy's talking about

no matter how much fucking pot i smoke believe me i'm on point i was a new york city bartender for 20 fucking years also so i know what i'm talking about go ahead what is this Adam Schechter says what happened to Christy Miller on the last podcast. Ron said you did something to her. I think you have a different version of the story. I didn't do anything with her, then go to Atlantic City with her and have a great time with her and open for her. And maybe give a little bit of butt-hurtness to Eric Marina. Fair enough.

Ding, ding, ding, you won the prize. Chaos Queen going in. Did I just hear something about Richard Geer shoving a gerbil up his ass? seriously? That happened? What? Christina, you're focusing on the rock thing. The 90s, man. How far behind on the show are you? All right.

We have lots of things you got to. We have to move on. Matt, anything else you want to share with us about the live show you want to? I guess the only other thing would be that Ron is a liar, shocker. But I saw whether it was on the Shulie Network or wherever, when he made the thing that Tony only has to. jokes. Those two jokes he claimed, Tony never did them. So he asked whether it was new material or he just didn't use those two jokes that he said Tony has. That didn't happen. Thank you.

All right. Thank you. It's so funny because the two jokes that Tony mentioned that Ron has, I've heard many times. Correct. Ron has three. He has three jokes. Spy report. Spire report. Well, there you go. Thank you, Matt. Thanks for happening. Thanks for reaching out. No problem. Thank you guys. Big fans. Appreciate your buddy. That's Matt, I assume he doesn't want his last name out there, so I won't dox him. I know, normally that's my M. I'm all. We'll let someone else talk him.

Let someone else dox him this time. I do have to get to our game. I want to play a few more of these opi clips before we get to the game. So hang tight. Can I thank one, Megan and Annie. Nick Tucker. I want to thank Nick Tucker. He sent me some money.

He's one of the good ones. Thank you, Nick Tucker. You know, Tony P. is here giving us his time. We really appreciate it. Just got home from work, and he's right over here helping us out, telling us the inside skinny. And I want to get your reaction to some of these clips. Check this out.

Go for it. When I was still texting before, I literally had to block his number, you know, instead of celebrating his media. I'm sorry, I can't get through any of this. I mean, he had to block his number. I'm sorry, Tony, were you just like rapid fire messaging? Like, fuck you. Like, what do you? He had to block your number with a girl.

He didn't block my number. I called him a cunt and he actually answered me. You know what I'm gonna say? I actually had a block his number. I would text him right now and he would answer. I should call him and see if he answers. Why is that a cool thing? So you had to block another man's phone number.

Can you call him? Can you call him? Can you want to call him? See what happens. Let's see. Let's call him. Let's see what fucking happen. Yeah, let's go.

I don't give me shit. Hold on one second. What am I going to do? You get sued for playing a phone call on my show? Oh, yeah. No, you're not. I have. No, you won't.

I have. Tony, I knew you'd come back. Oh, wait. Am I in the air? Yeah, it would be awesome. Customers you are calling is not available. Please try again later. You might be blocked.

The last thing he sent me was good luck, Tony. Thanks. I'm having great luck, Opie. Thank you. You guys were really going back and forth all day, like with hate. He said they were hate texts you were sending. Is that what it was? Listen, dude.

I'm not going to, you look. Hold on a second. Where is he? Opie. And you know something? I had that piece of shit on my speed, on my speed text. I had to move them down. Look. Look. Look. Look. Jesus Christ. Can you read some of it? Just any of it? Just any little bit? Okay. You're being played. You took the bait, bro. I'm extremely disappointed and I can't have you on my stuff anymore. I'm not taking any bait. Nobody asked me anything of me. I actually reached out. I'm too old to be doing basements, man.

One should have nothing to do with the other. This is me talking to him. Brother, you call us friends. When did we ever hang out, grab a drink or a coffee, or have an actual phone call conversation? I'm the realest guy you will ever meet in my life. If it ends like this, so be it. I can't be anything but myself.

That's what I've been my entire life. His answer, you got to do you. But I see no scenario that works for me moving forward. this is the only reason you got the gig is to fuck with me. The only reason I got the gig is to fuck with him. He doesn't see it. He doesn't know how rude that is.

He has no idea. It's so rude. And Tony, you reading that just triggered something in me. I don't know who brought this up. But Opie does this thing where he acts like he's your friend. And that way he doesn't have to pay you. He's like, hey, come on my show every morning at 6 a.m. Well, you can say goodbye to that now.

I know. It's wild because he's just like, hey, man. We're just hanging out. We're shooting the shit like friends. you're like, all right, cool, you want to go to a burger? Can I come over to your house? Like, no. You can have a quarter of a burger and a quarter of a bag for free.

A quarter. But the fries of mine, you can have the quarter of the burger, but the price of mine. Like a cult or like anything, when you hear Tony explain it, it actually makes sense. He's like, this was just a nighttime gig at a bar that was fun to hang out, do some comedy on the radio, and then move on. And somehow that turned into a morning and then another morning and then regular mornings. And suddenly you're committed to this. early morning thing in your whole life is based around this random thing you don't even believe in.

Correct. And in all honesty, bro, I was more hurt than anything. I was like, okay, maybe this guy's my friend or whatever. And then when it was like that, I was like, you know something? Guess what? You weren't my friend. I told my wife two weeks ago. I said, you know something? My one flaw is that I'm too loyal to people. And that's dragged me down because the people that I'm loyal to end up fucking me over. And I wasn't going to let it happen in this scenario. And I just stood up for myself. So that guy could go screw. Go screw. Nice. When I was still texting before, I literally had to block his number. You know, instead of celebrating his mediocre set opening up for Jim Norton in a half a half a sold-out room, you would think, I'm going to celebrate. I'm going to go and treat my wife

nice, go out to dinner. I just pulled off. I just pulled off. I just pulled off something amazing. No, instead he's he's fucking hate texting me all day long where I had to finally block him because I was in the middle of enjoying my daughter's birthday. Fucking crazy. We just saw the tax going back and forth.

Opie wasn't enjoying his daughter's birthday. He was very involved in that. Out of his fucking mind. What were you enjoying? The one piece of cheesecake with four spoons you ordered? Fuck out of here, bro. That's hilarious. So, yeah, all these hate ties. Opie, he wasn't the one causing the problems, even though he's

like, I will never use you again because you're doing a show with Jim Norton. He's like, you're the asshole. Okay. Retarded. The guy's a little... I mean, this is the narrative, though. He's a little obtuse.

This is the narrative that he wants to say. Here's Ron weighing in. By the way, he started attacking you immediately. It's, it was weird. It's insane. It's insane what he just did. It's fucking crazy. see.

Oh, but this is what I wanted to say. When I was still texting, I'm sorry, Brad. I told me exactly what was going to happen. I said, you're going to open up from Jim Norton. Jim Norton's not going to give it a shit to the point where he's going to give you a whole bunch of dates. He might give you another one or two, maybe, maybe. What's that to do with anything? I'm looking for dates.

Yeah, I know, exactly. Open it doesn't understand how anything fucking works. Oh, what is Jim going to do for you? He did everything he ever needs to do for me. It's already done. I got to play the theater with him. That's great. And it's neither here nor there.

He's not concerned about you. Why would he give a fuck all of a sudden? Right. Exactly. No. No. Opie doesn't understand how any of this works. But you know what Jim Norton did for me?

I know Jim Norton now. Now I know Jim Norton. Now I can walk to the comedy cell and be like, hey, Jim, come on. I want to come hang out. Good luck with that. But I know. I'm with you on that. No, but it shows you how Opie thinks everything's transactional.

So Opie's just like, okay, now what do you get from this? It's like, I'm not asking for anything else. I got to do the show with them. If he liked me, maybe he'll use me again. Probably won't, whatever. I also did ask for your advice, Opie. You're right. Yeah, exactly.

He says, you took the bait. Well, you took the bait. The trick happened to you. What was the joke? You did a gig. It went fine. You're doing shows. Like, what was the big?

We're going to get him. What was it? Is it that the show broke up? If it's because you and Opie left, then that's the kind of. comment on opi, that means you had nothing there worth staying for. And if you did, you would have. You was like, no, I believe in this thing. But if all it takes is one little gig to break up this team, then it wasn't very tight to begin with. And you made zero money on it. You paid money for it.

And it was a wild inconvenience considering the time that you have to go on that show. That's what I mean. Like, this guy doesn't understand. Like he thinks, oh, I'm looking for fame and fortune and this and that. No, I'm not looking for any of that stuff, bro. I'm just looking at, I love my life. You understand? I got a wife that loves me. I love my wife. The craziness that happens, I record it.

I put it on Instagram. Am I a comedian? Yeah, I do stand-up comedy. Do I have it in me to do what these young guys are doing to be out there? You know, seven days a week selling tickets and fucking running around. No, I don't have it. You're already doing it. Ron's not doing it.

Every time somebody comes up, you're like, yeah, I wrote them. Yeah, I asked them for a gig. Like, that's what you're supposed to be. be doing. And reaching out to Norton is exactly what somebody involved with O-B is supposed to be doing. That's hustling. I can tell you, listen, let me tell you something. In two weeks' time, I'll tell you what I am doing.

I'm headlining in fucking Atlantic City. I'm doing a half hour in Atlantic City. It's probably, I don't know, I've done it a dozen times. But a half hour is a half hour. Yep. You get me? I got to be up there and entertain people for a half hour and have them not want to throw fucking tomatoes at me. So I'm doing okay.

Do it better than run. But? Ron would love a tomato. You know, correct. Let me chew on something. Put it on my cheese. Tony, we've been going very long, and we have a lot more class,

so I don't think we're going to get to them. Maybe we'll have you back again to react to some of these things that Ron and hope we were saying about you. I have a game that we play on this show. If you have time, do you want to hang out and play a game with us? I'll hang out and play a game with you.

Let's go. All right, let's fucking go. This is, is it gay? Is it weird? or is it gay? What will we let us say today? Is it gay? Welcome, Megan and Annie to the program.

Hello, hello. How's it going, ladies? Oh, hello, Tony P. Hi, Tony P. How are you guys? How are you guys? All right. So there's a guy named Aaron Imholt.

He hosts a show called Steeltoe Morning Show. This is more dabble versus nonsense. And Aaron Imold is like this guy who thinks he's like really good at broadcast. He used to be on the radio. And he thinks he's very funny. But basically he sucks at it and he does new stories and his big joke is usually like, that's gay. Oh, wow, that guy, that guy's gay. Okay, cool.

So Megan has developed a game for us that we're going to play right now called Is It Gay? We're going to hear a setup and then we have to decide whether or not Aaron's going to say it's gay or not. Each round is worth one point. There's a final round at the end worth three points that is multiple choice. Let's get into it. This is round one. Is it gay? Producer Chris is keeping score. God knows

I can't do it. I don't think he's taking calls. He better, he's got it. People are writing in his chat. Better answer the phone for steel toe. No, he's definitely not gonna. Thank you, Elkslayer. Brian Craig is running for me.

Ryan Craig is running scared. Hello? It's Brian Craig. Oh, John Hold. Stand by. I'll have you on the air in just a minute. Okay. excited Brian I gotta back that up you can pause it right there

I want to see Aaron's face he's getting so fat look at this why would he do that it's like a cartoon I'm sorry I'm gonna let it play on

okay double wide killer old music all right is this is this hold music gay Adam

yeah Carl I think it sounds gay. Chris. I'm going gay. Tony. Gay. Annie.

I'm going gay. Everyone's going gay. Let's go. It's really good. I mean, it's not really gay and Republican at all. It is gay. Everyone gets a point on a round one. See how easy this game is to play, Tony?

I love it. You're already a pro, my friend. See how you get a point and you're not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing? I just don't know how to feel. I'm not even sure if that was gay. I know. You just said the word. That's all it takes on this.

Rarely is. Okay. All right. Round two. Practice. If you hear me throwing up in the bathroom before you get here, that just means that we got the Israel deal. Yeah.

If you hear me going, they are our greatest. You must do it better if you want to check. I hate when I do the fake dry heaving so much, I make myself actually gag. Is it gay to make yourself gag when you are pretending to? Annie. Yes?

Tony? That's some of the gay shit I haven't seen. Chris. That's not gay. Carl. Not gay. Adam. Not.

All right. Let's find out. We're two or three on this one. That's called character acting. Somebody, too, has donated $1. Character acting, not gay. All right. Yeah.

Here comes round three of Is It Gay? Let's see what Aaron's talking about on this one. No, I have to make fun of Mersh tonight because he got a $500 donation. And I'm not one of these guys who does that cope where they go, no, it's a fake don't-no. Nobody's going to donate $500 to themselves. All right? It costs you money to do that. Like, let's say it's on Super Shout.

It would cost me $10 to give myself $500. So I'm going to lose $50 to make it look like to strangers on the internet that I made $500. Sure, why not? Is it gay to fake donations to yourself? Adam. Yeah. Carl. Gay.

as Opie would say Chris That's gay Tony Super gay I'm all gay Annie Gay

All right All right we think this is gay Let's find out what Aaron thinks That's fucking gay Yes Aaron he said it So fucking predictable Tony we've been playing this game

For how long a year now Back into this case Has been going Over a year Eric can't stop himself He knows we make fun of him He can't figure out Another word to use

It's wild He also used to be on compound media That's true And he has a big supporter of Opie, is he not? Eric's the support of Opie or Anthony? He's one of those guys who takes the contrary side off in Yeah, that's true. That's true.

He has. Although when he insults me, he says that I'm the Opie of the show, not the Anthony of the show, which I think it's insulting. I don't think he likes me as I think he's insulting. And he called you gay. What? He read us out of eight poop. Here we go, round four coming up.

he was young. Was he in Empire Records? No, that was Liv Tyler. No. You confused John Cusack and Liv Tyler? I guess with his new face, man. I guess with his new face.

No, John Cusack's in a lot of good shit. Obviously, Conair. Yeah. A movie. John Cusack movies. Not IMDB. They make you pay now. They do?

Yeah, they want you to pay for their subscription service to see what movies someone's been in. Point break was the one or something the surfing one? Not point brink. Gross point blank. Okay. That's a assassin one.

Being John Malkovich, say anything. I'm going to say this. I've never seen being John Malkovich. Is the movie being John Malkovich gay? Annie. Yeah. Tony. I think he'll say, yeah, it's gay.

Chris. Not gay. Carl I think it's gay Adam I think it's weird Okay It could be weird

Good call Always seemed too artsy gay for me Yes I never watched it In your fucking face Anna Bush We have a real rivalry over here Tony We really go ahead

Listen I'm three for four over here I know you figured out the formula Which is just say gay every time You'll do well I hope you're proud of yourself Tony I hope you're proud All right, here is round five. Is it gay?

Do you know what that's the quote from? I have no, can I make a guess because I have no fucking idea? Throw a guess. Fast and the Furious? Yes. You're right. I just figured dirty minorities,

trashy cars that are souped up. Yeah. He's throwing three Honda Civics with spoon engines and he just came into Henry's today in order to three T66 turbos with Nause. You sound just like the guys in that movie. No, I don't. I've never watched the full movie start to finish.

Are the Fast and the Furious movies gay? Adam. I thought it was producer Chris talking for a second. That was wild. I'm going to stick with no, not gay. There's a lot of movie stuff I put in this time. Yeah, he talks about movies a lot. He doesn't leave the house.

Fast and Furious, because I've watched many of these movies, are not gay. I can tell you that for sure. Chris Not gay Tony I think they started off not gay

and then they turned gay that's but what's Aaron gonna say what's Aaron going to say I think he's going to say they're gay okay Annie not gay

all right let's find out Tony can get a point on all of us with this one started it before and I was like this is fucking retarded yes I hate myself to admit this but retarded is the right answer by the way

It's my right. They are retarded. Broken clock. All right, what are the scores right now, producer Chris? All right. Tony's got three. Carl, you got five. That's right, buddy.

I'm perfect right now. Adam's got four. Annie with four and producer Chris with four. All right. Everyone's doing well. Great job, everyone. Yes, this is great. Very competitive round.

It's anyone's game still. Final rounds were three points. We're going to play a clip, set it up, and then Megan's going to give us multiple choice. We have to figure out what Aaron's going to say. Remember that he's hilarious, very quick when it. Talk about, yes, we do have to make fun of Mersh. I don't want to.

I mean, Mersh really is down bad. And like nobody in his audience, like nobody in that little group that he has of a couple hundred people have the heart to tell him that like him talking about me is punching way the fuck up for him. And so he's like, I know how I'm going to get people to stop thinking I'm a piece of shit, little cow faggot. I'll talk about Aaron. He can't pronounce my name either. We need to talk about this. Aaron. That's how you say my name. What grinds Aaron's gears this week is how Mersh says his name. Okay. How does Aaron perceive his name pronounced by Mersh? One, like he's gargling cum. B. Bubblegum. next

like he's chewing on hay and lastly like he's chewing on rocks Adam chewing rocks Carl I've listened to Merch talk too much and it's gargling gum

number one Chris uh chewing hay I took your answer today yes I'm going with cork goggle and come.

All right. We got the sound back guys. You can shut it down. This wasn't even a real game show. We got it. We need it. We got it. We got 20 feet.

I have gargling. We got it. This is all the setup. Jim Norton. Come back. Come over here. Come on it. I'll choose whatever the last one.

Rocks. Rocks. All right. Got those down. Producer Chris. Yes, sir. Let's find out who wins the game. Every time he says my name,

it sounds like he's chewing on rocks. Ah. We're talking about. Annie, come from behind. Victory takes it away from all of us. Congratulations. Do you want to give a speech or anything, Annie? Tied with Adam, by the way. Oh, never mind. Oh, sorry. Yeah, man.

Wait, did Adam say rocks? Yes. Yeah, he did. Oh, what did we win? Wow. Now I'm not almost excited about it. You got your dignity back. No, I'm almost excited about it because of our rivalry.

Did you see the rest of my email? Oh, yeah, you did have other things in here. Okay, it says, special all or nothing question of Carl. loses the game. I did lose the game. If you want to redeem yourself, Carl, we can have it all or nothing round. Okay. Or if you don't care, then we could play the last clip. I want to redeem myself.

All right. Megan, I want to beat this asshole Adam Bush. Now, who did Adam win the whole thing? Adam and Annie tied. All right. So you guys are going to face Carl now in this all or nothing round. Nice. and we're going to see who the winner is. All right.

This is the same rules as the final? It's just two questions. Two questions. Or two answers that you could pick from. It's so hot. Yes. That's funny. Say my name.

He all of a sudden starts chewing gravel. I didn't think Aaron was a difficult name to say A-A-R-O-N. It's just two long A's back-to-back. Aaron. Well, he really went deep with this. You're getting both guys respect him on it. All right. What do we got?

Exactly. So what is Marsh response? What is Marsh's response to how Aaron thinks he pronounces his name? One, he's not good at making fun of people or two. What a dim-witted loser. I'll start with Annie. He is not good at making fun of people. Adam.

I'm also going with not good at I guess I got to go with Dim win and loser but I also agree he's going to say he's not going to make you fun of people because that would be the correct answer but let's find out here we go he's not good at making fun of people Merch is right about that

all right do we have this other bonus too or is that was at the final that's just if you want to hear how Merch pronounces I do I do I'm invested let's go but congratulations

He goes, I bet you Aaron doesn't get those. Arryn. No, they make $500 every day. What? What? I'm sorry. That means Monday through Wednesday. I'm sorry.

When is Aaron made $500 ever? When has Aaron made $500 at all in the past couple of months? I'll wait. Is there more to this? No, it's just I'm saying Aaron. You can just see. The answer is never.

Did I get it? Did I get it? No, we're just watching Birch. This is fun. He's thinking about Aaron. That's cool. All right. Well, Megan, thanks for popping on early.

Thanks for the game. We appreciate you. We will see you next week. All right. Another game. Go Padres. Yay. Fuck you.

Go. You have one fucking run. Bye, Megan. Annie, we'll have you back up when we're ready to do reviews at the end. All right. See you then. Bye, Annie. All right.

Tony Pete, look at you. How long we've been on together for forever, right? Yeah, I guess so. And we've done it all. We've done it all. Tony P. If people want to support you, of course, there's Venmo. Tony dash Papa Dog is ready to support you.

Anything else you want to promote, my friend? That's it, man. I don't know. I got a couple of shows. Coming up, if you want to go to a bar show, I got a bar show down the block at McDermott's and Throgs Neck on Tremon Avenue tomorrow night. Next week, I'm opening up for the puppet Hosellito. If you follow that guy, he's a little perverted Puerto Rican puppet. And that's it.

And then I'm headlining an Atlantic City a week after that. Do you have your tour dates on a website or a social media site or anything? I don't even have a website. So if there's anybody out there that'd like to help me out with fucking fixing all this stuff up, contact you. It's all on your Instagram. What's that? It's pretty much, yeah. Everything's on my Instagram.

You can get to me through Instagram. Now you can get through me through X, too. Actually, I check that stuff. What are your handles on those? On Instagram, it's Tony P. Comedy. And I think on X, it's Tony Papa Dog. Let me give me one second and I'll bring it up. The real Tony Belloni says I'm one of those who loves TSNAA and loves WATP.

There's many of you. Tony, much respect to you for going out and getting equipment right away. Yeah, that was impressive. You made it happen. Yeah, well, listen, they funded it for me. You know, it's only right. Yep. Give the people what they want. If they want more of me, they'll see more of me. If they don't, well, then I'll just fuck off.

I think you're talking about your penis and we don't want more of you. The real Tony Boy says, I think I can learn to hate opi as much as John. I think you can too, buddy. Do you mind if ask you one more question before you go, Tony? Really fast. Sure, bro. Anytime. Ron had a Venmo that we told him the set up. And a lot of people gave money to it.

and then as soon as we asked, how much is he making, they refuse to ever talk about it again? Do you know anything about that or why it happened? Has he mentioned? In all honesty. He mentioned to you. He's getting money from Venmo or anything because a lot of these people donated a lot of money and it's just never been spoken of like his family.

So it's just weird. Yeah, I never heard anything of Venmo. Money was never mentioned. Like he would always say to me, oh, you know something I want to pay you guys. but he was claiming that it cost, I don't know, a couple of hundred bucks to keep that fucking shit show running. Well, it's how you know he never wanted to pay you because he has a Venmo. You have a Venmo.

He knows what it is. He could just send it to you. It doesn't need to be a handwritten check. By the way, also, here's a crazy thing. If someone works for you and does work for you, you can take a loss. You can pay them out of your own fucking pocket when you have three houses. They're overlooking the fucking ocean. It's wild.

This assholes, I'd love to pay you. Like, do it. He uses the watcher McCall. He uses the, you know, the loophole of, oh, I'm not the boss, but you're fired. I'm not the boss. You're right. Yeah. How funny is that, right?

That's a jackass. Unbelievable. Carl Cheeseburger, Tony is to starting down, Opie, is the Jay Leno joke hire. I think you did that in the wrong order, but I hear what you're saying. Chilino says, Tony went from one basement to another. That's true. Here we are. Technically we're in the basement here.

Blue Cola says, call Ron. Do you have Ron's the phone number? I have Ron's phone number. You want me to call? No. No. Okay. He's obnoxious.

Am I wrong about that? Producer, my instinct are just to say, no. He would actually, I think it would have went really well. Really, really well. It's audio only,

and his nose is still in our face. Yeah. It's enough already. I said it was fucking mine. Gagney, Opie's friend inside Paramount told him, oh, I know. I had that clip.

All right, here's a deal. Because I feel bad about this. There was so much to talk. about with Tony P. Can you come back next Wednesday? I can come back next Wednesday. You got me for next Wednesday. All right. I'm going to save these clips because we have a bunch more and I want to get your reaction to what Opie and Ron say about you because it's wild. The way they turn on you is if you were like murdered their sister or something, it's fucking crazy. And Ron should know better than anyone that if you get a gig that you take it, that you appreciate it. But that's the

thing. He doesn't know because nobody's ever given him a gig. He should know. You understand? Yeah. He should. He still. He should. Nobody's ever. giving him a gig. What he does is his residency. He does his residency in the basement of the residence. Residency. I mean, that's a generous term for that. Yeah, it's his residency. That's like maintenance technology. Am I wrong? Okay. Maintenance thing, yeah, that fuck off what you're doing. Listen, I promise, I, I'll make a promise to you. I'll try to keep away from watching any of that nonsense. So you can, you know, pile up your clips and I'll give you the reactions that you want. Love it. Okay. All right. Tony P. Thank you so much, my

friends. Thanks for being so generous with your time. And I hope that people take care of you on Venmo. I'll be in touch with you. You got it, man. Enjoy the rest of your show. Thank you very much, sir. Tony P. everyone. Wow. What, what a a fucking long segment. I'm here for it, though. We have a shorter segment that's going to be KB. Are you prepared for this, Adam? Oh, yeah. I mean, listen, could I skip a Kevin Brennan segment? I could, but then I wouldn't be able to play this journal.

That's my net. I have this clip. I was just watching, I don't know, Miserylose clips. I think this is from one of these clip channels. And we were talking about this the other day where Kevin Brennan's one of these guys. Oh, I started this with Pat and Kevin. Bob Levy on their show on Monday I went on there. Check that out on Pat Dixon's channel, P. Dixon on YouTube.

And we were talking about how Kevin Brennan doesn't care how much money he makes. He just wants to be number one. So he'd rather make $700, but the next person makes $500. Then if you made $1,200, that person makes $1,500. Like, that's more important to him, which is mental illness, right? Because it's all about the dabble dashboard. He has to be on top. He has to be number one.

So we were talking about that. And, you know, it's the same thing with stuttering John. He wants people to think he fucked Kate Meaney. That's more important than actually fucking Kate Meaney. Right. It's such a weird way to live your life. So this is Kevin Brennan saying the quiet part out loud proving that he's mentally ill. And he doesn't understand how life works.

Now the knock-on effects would be to make the show more interesting, would help him. And I should mention this is Kevin's watching Flimsy Greenberg, watch Kevin. Flimsy Greenberg, aside from making the dabble dashboard, has made the shoutouts, you know, a similar product to a super tip. And you make money the same way you do through super chats. The difference is you keep way more of the money. So YouTube takes 30%. Apple takes another percentage of it.

But with shoutouts, you get 90% or more than 90%. So you'd make more money if you use this product than just having super chats on our channel, which is why everyone else in the dabbled verse has gone to Super Tip and shout out. So everyone's using this thing. It makes nothing but economic sense. And it's a good business move. So Kevin's watching these guys saying, I tried to set him up with this thing to help him out and he's not doing it.

On effects would be to make the show more interesting, would help him read Super Chats because he's not so. This is all to help me. Well, they should have told me that. Great at that. And even when he... Okay. So you should have just...

invented a flimsy tips. So here's the problem. When you invent flimsy tips and then count everybody's money. So if I use flimsy tips, then my super chat money will probably go down. And then it would be like Brennan's money's down. So you didn't anticipate, did you? I did. Because I already dealt with it through Melton and the network. He's good at that. Kevin goes, well, then people won't super chat me. And then I won't be on that leaderboard that I keep looking at every day. And then I'll have less money on that leaderboard. And therefore, people will say I'm not winning. more directly he's saying but that will even the playing field and I will always be number one so why would I do that? Everyone else makes money multiple ways where Kevin just focuses on the one thing that's being measured by this one website that anyone who's rational doesn't give a fuck about I don't ever look at dabble dashboard I don't give a shit it's wild to me when you know sometimes Tucci does it as a joke or shooley will do it is like hey let's beat Kevin because it fucks with them and it's funny to fuck with Kevin but Kevin takes it seriously he's like I'd rather make less money

And B number one. He exposed his biggest fear. Yeah. And he exposed his mental state because the way he accused that guy of not seeing it from his perspective naturally, like, that would be best for me. You weren't thinking about that. Were you, you, you motherfucker? Right. No.

No one is. Well, let's remember, as soon as the Dabble Dashboard was developed, he immediately had demands. You have to show the full history, my $500,000 I made over the last four years. And Flimsy, okay, Bastille, whatever you want. Immediately made those changes. And thankfully, and we were playing these clips when I was on Pat Show. Thankfully, Flimsy's finally like, why am I doing so much work for this fucking guy? He's an ungrateful fucking asshole.

Nothing you do makes him happy. So it took him a while. Flimsy Greenberg-Five was just like, yeah, I'm done trying to help him out. I'm not going to be good. And he did. He did everything he couldn't try to help the guy out. He's a curmudgeon. Adam, you pulled some clips this week.

I know that you and Kevin Brennan. have had a little spat. I was just hoping we could talk purely about pay stubs. That's cool. Yeah, so let's only talk about pay stubs. That's all I want to do on this channel. Who got paid what? Who's working?

Who's not working? Does Carl even pay at him? Let's get to the bottom of once and for all. All right, where we go? I want to start at number six here where basically Kevin burned every bridge in relationship he had in stand-up comedy to the point where he's not allowed inside. And I'm not exaggerating.

Most of the major comedy clubs because of unique and different fights he's had with either the owners, the managers, or the other comics. He's not allowed in. Or there are some that he's just not allowed in because major headliners are like, I don't want to ever see that guy at a club I'm going to be in. He's not allowed. That's why he carries a fucking noisemaker with him to comedy clubs. I mean, it's a long list.

The long list for me why no one wants him there, yes. The odor, that weird bag that he brings in. His breath. The whole thing. Yeah. So that's why he's here in the dabble versus alone in a room with only people. that he can control doing this show, but because he's so miserable

and hates everyone and everything, now that he's comfortable here, he fucking hates it, and he has a great idea. He's going to go back to the comedy cell. Well, he went to the stand, so he's, he's live streaming. Well, this, this first, is him talking about him

making a veils. Oh, you know, I know, I know this clip is, but he went to the stand because Ray DeVita was playing, I think, right? And then he went to the cellar. Anyway, we'll pick up. He went to these clubs to give them his availability.

Right. Thinking they were going to. They were going to put in avails at the cellar because I just can't. I just can't. Sorry. I mean, these fucking losers with the same fucking topics. Jerry Banfield. Kevin Brennan's website.

Right. That's not a reach. That's not a reach. Kevin Brennan's website. What about Kevin Brennan's website? huh? Huh? What about it?

Most people don't even have a website. You go to, you click on most people's website doesn't even exist. I have a website. No. My band has a website. What's funny about this,

I watched his review of us making fun of his website and how shitty it is. And he stopped playing it. Yep. And he went back to the beginning of our show again and never played the part

where we were like, yeah, here's a broken link. Here's we're just begging for money. Here's, here's a, link to a documentary making fun of him he never mentioned the headshots that was the whole point the best part i know he skips that he wouldn't play that part so when you go to most people's

but they think it's some kind of an own that now i'm drinking too much i don't even drink i think i drank the weekend before i'd have to check how do you check thank you how do you check that Um,

you know you're getting to someone who's running through his head. Oh, he's making fun of drinking too much. And for my website. Like, Kevin talks about me all the time. You never hear me be like,

oh my God, I've just been thinking about this all fucking day. Kevin says, my teeth are crooked. I don't even know what he says, but, you know, some people don't even have tea.

Yeah, right. You go to their tea and it says 404. All right. So anyway, um, Kevin's coping. Yep. And he's trying to get booked at the comedy cellars.

He's giving him his avails so that he can start being a working comedian again in the city, the big city. And here's what he does. He decides he's going to do his first ever IRL stream. And he's going to walk to the comedy seller where he's been banned. And he's going to speak to the manager and get put on the bill. I was here. I don't know. I'm opening the show to see me.

Want to say hi? Hi. No, not to me, to the people. You don't know where lives is? No, I'm not going in. I'll lose the feed, right? I'll lose the feet, right? What? Well, I lose the feed?

Yeah, I care. That's the cafe upstairs. It's not the club. Yeah. Hi. So he's the door guy goes on there where Liz is. He's asking for a list, right? And Kevin goes, I'll lose my feet if I go in.

How's the fuck with this guy now? What is he, the IT department? I don't know, man. Who's your provider? I got it. I don't know to tell you. Do you want our Wi-Fi pass? What do you mean?

I guess he's studying opi unleashed because he just shoves the camera in that guy's face. The guy's, geez, what? Say hi. Say hi. Yeah, I know. I think he was coming up with an excuse because he's not allowed in the club. Yes. That's what it was.

Like, ah, I would go in there and talk to Liz, but I lose my feed. I know what a trespass. So he's defeated and he decides to go get some falafel halal. This is a wild little event that happens. You remember me? I used to come all the time. And then I... At night.

And then I used to work at a comedy club. You know the comedy cell over there? yeah yeah the comedy selling hey in the blink of a young girl dies oh Anna you're making me feel bad for this old

doddery fool I still gonna take my money dude this is so sad he wants to be recognized yeah by the fucking dude with the food truck he remembers him why wouldn't he remember Kevin

remember me he's working in the county club yeah your server right I'm sorry, bartender, right? I remember you, yeah. That's pathetic. Oh, no. What's pathetic is that his chat, which has been very critical of him, this whole night was like, Kevin, you are back. This is it.

My man, look at him go. Like, they are coddling this baby in the most sensitive arms. It's so embarrassing. And then they encourage him to lash out at everyone. He is so scared to be outside. He mumbles two or three times. I think that was Sam Meryl. Oh, yeah, he's made a lot of enemies around that, those parts.

He got to have eyes in the back of your head around there. Gary Goldman, oh shit. Who is that? Robert Kelly, what? Yeah. He sees them everywhere. It's not just in his head. It's like everywhere he goes.

So now he's regrouped. He took an hour. He's hoping somebody else changed at the door, and he's going to go ask them where Liz is. So people along the matter, like, oh, what's this? Is Liz here? Is Liz here? Is Liz here? She is. I don't know where she is. Is she around the corner?

She might be. She loves this over here, but I don't know where she goes here. I'm going to live off live, so I'll lose my... I'm doing a lot of time. No, it's... No, I've been live for like two hours, so... I was at the stand, so I just want to... I just want to get Liz. Okay, I don't know where it is. I'm sorry. Can you text her? Well, I'm not really going to tell her Kevin's looking for you.

Yeah. Okay. I'm just going to leave. I didn't mean a shock. I kind of forgot I was on. Oh, I was at the stand. I was supposed to meet somebody, and then I, and then people like, go to the commie cellar, so, so now I'm here.

No, I'm showing everybody the difference between there's nobody at the stand. There's like no... Oh. There's like nobody hanging around. How many shows me? How many shows they have tonight? Nine? I said a lot.

I don't wait one second. If she don't text back, then I'll just leave. Wow. This is what's come to? This is dementia, right? I forgot her name, too. He had five different conversations with that woman, right? who's just like, yeah, I don't know, man.

I can tax, yeah, I guess I can text her. How much shows you got tonight? A lot. It's the seller. We do a lot of shows every fucking weekend. Do you know that? I can't even stand. Cool.

Someone told me to come here. Neat. Why are you telling me any of this? This is McDougal Street. I lived across the street on 19. There is so much action 24 hours a day and so many homeless people and so many tourists. Like someone coming up to the person, there and just doing that is like part of the job she when she looks at she laughs in his face she's like

yeah you want me to text her and tell her Kevin's looking for you yeah right and she laughs and he goes I'll wait for a minute and he goes never mind I'll just leave because I'm in charge so I'll just I'll go he decided no he's hoping to stand there long enough for someone to reckon up for something to happen and he shoves the phone in her face and he's like no it's okay I've been doing it for two hours right what does that mean it doesn't mean anything because he thinks that that's important that makes him important yes he's not gonna leave his house again he did a trial run it did not go well i know what did he hope to achieve with any of this i don't know he ran to this of some big time celebrities though if you want to if you want to skip to um 16 yeah i can show you he i think he did kind of find what he was looking

for in a way okay the left but you can see radio city and 30 rock they're right on like 6th avenue and uh 50 409 to 50th like a let's do like a like a hug but not a hug just like a bro hug like because i don't want to be like hey good to see you man say look we're not gay we didn't we kept our hands up yeah oh he craves human contact yes he needs a friend he needed a friend he needed a real-life friend that wasn't just through the screen, he needed to see Clearwater Chad in the flesh.

Clearwater Chad wants me to hang out with him. And I say, go fuck yourself. I have friends that would be hanging out with. Kevin Brady goes, I'll meet you there. I mean,

whatever, it's cool. He won't eat with him. He wants to eat by himself, but he'll, he'll point out the highlights of the city. There's the Empire State Building. It's funny because we were talking

with, He used to be these twin towers over here. I don't know. That I'll show you. Yeah. Go ahead. No, we were talking about what a lot of us talk about is, is Chad a good guy or a bad guy? And we're having a hard time figuring it out because he seems sweet.

But he says really horrific things about us, but doesn't seem to notice because he accused you of crimes. And then the next day he's like, I'm going to be in your area. Do you want to hang out? Right. And you're like, it's a weird position. He did that to me. He called me a sexual predator criminal and made a video about it and then sent me a Facebook request. And I was like, I don't.

I don't know if we should be doing this. Kevin's like, I'll be there. That he will be there for. Right. This is very sad. So Kevin wants to get dates at the cellar. No one will give him the time of day. Like you said, they might think he's homeless.

They're not exactly sure what's going on. There's a line of people. Yeah, the homeless people are going to think he's stealing their beat. Right. There's a lot of people going into the club. There's a line of people going into that club right there to see a line of of comedians that Kevin Brennan's never heard of. he's a dinosaur in this world.

It's passed him by. He thinks like all of these things he says on his show, all those words and the algorithm and the content of it when you search what words exist. Like Kevin, the words on your show are like every single thing, every human being wants to be as far away from as possible, instinctually end for their own like mental health. Your thing is just PDF, assault, rape.

It's just, it nev. That's all you. you talk about on your white guys comedy show. So I can't believe he thinks this is going to keep going when there's a collection of things that he said just this week if you start with number 10. And now Carl and Melton are in the same boat. They could, they can do. So Melton can watch you whenever he wants, you can strike them.

And then it'll use the shitwheres guy to get to strike lifted. And then and then the shitware will be like, I don't, I don't, I don't even know. no, Melton, don't just lie. I mean, he's a fucking Jew. You know, he's got to fucking lie. Non-fucking stop. Kevin, and I did this on purpose. When we got the strike removed

from our channel, because Shulie's guy at YouTube helped us out, got the strike removed. It was a frivolous strike. It was ridiculous. It then it went through. We were supposed to be off for seven days, but I reached out to Shulian Frog and they got the strike removed from their guy. And I posted on YouTube, I said, thanks to Shulie's guy,

the strike was removed. suck at Brennan or we stuck it to whatever I mentioned him in that he got so upset about this he'd be talking about oh they got a guy they got a guy at YouTube he's like very upset that uh because he thinks he's number one he thinks he's like the most important guy on YouTube

meanwhile go to his page there's nothing there no I mean his YouTube presence sucks he gets 400 live viewers they call everyone a PDF file and then the show goes away you could never find it and all that's left when you search the metadata

and all that stuff for all of those words and all of those accusations and no comedy. It goes on in, oh, actually, I really love Bob's reaction to what. Okay. He just said. It's really great. He hates Julie, so he takes a whole race together, you know? What kind of shit is this? Why won't they let me in the Cool Kids Club?

I don't know. maybe Shulie's guy at YouTube is Jewish. Maybe it's possible. You're not helping. Some people aren't afraid of Jews. Just like, I know the guy from Harvard Searcho. I enjoyed his impressions of the whackback. It doesn't be anything more than that.

There's even that as an option. Yeah. Right to his thoughts on doxing number 12. Okay. He released information about him like docs, I guess. That's what he told me. My account was hacked. I was talking about Panhandler.

He put Panhanders phone number out. Yeah. Panhandler. Come on now. Listen. Listen. Grow up. I got Docs years ago.

And I made lemons out of lemonade or whatever the expression is. You know, Gina Bisconti, ice dancer? So he had Mersh's axe ice dancer on the show with Kermick X. What a show this is? Yeah, Karmik couldn't even see. say to him the facts that he knows are true. He's upset because you doxed him. He had to say he's upset because he said you doxing.

I don't know. That's what he's saying. That's what he's telling me anyway. Somebody hacked your computer and posted panhandler's number. That's very likely considering Kevin has doxed everyone's phone number over the years. You can't wait to dox everyone's phone number. Check out this next one. Even Chad gets fed up and has to speak truth to him at some point.

Play video games with kids. And that's how they meant. Guess what? I was friends with Chris DeLeia. So does that make me? Like, what are we doing? Yeah. Yeah, but he's not in jail.

He's not in jail. He's not in jail for being. Yeah, but he got labeled all kinds of shit. And people were saying all this stuff. Like, it's just, you know, what am I going to do? Uh, Chad, lady KBA wants to have Chad's love child. Yeah, we can pass on that. She looked okay tonight on with Tommy Jordan.

Yeah, you put on a filter at the highest degree. You're going to look decent. I need a filter. Yeah, so do why. They still got it. Yeah, good stuff. This was a wild episode. We were gone for the weekend in Detroit,

but I was keeping tabs on this, where Chad had called Shulie while I was on a show because a guy put in on the chat, hey, call Shulie. So Chad called Shulie, and they're paling around, they're joking around and stuff like that. And you knew this wasn't going to. going to go off for Chad.

So I was just like, what the fuck? Don't you know that Eso Doe used to work for him? And Chad took up for himself. This is like, eighth time I'm complimented Chan on this episode. Chad stood up for himself and just like, listen, man, what do you do? What are we doing? Just because Eso Doe, like, CP, I used to be friends with Chris Dele. Like, I'm sure you've also had fries that have horrible things happen, you know,

or they think horrible things they've done. Besties with Louis C.K. Yeah, I mean, I think Louis C.K.'s mine, but no, exactly. It's so stupid. this guilt by association. And thanks to, you know, props to Chad for giving it back to him a little bit

because it's fucking ridiculous. And the outrage is just placed in specific places. There's so many things that go on in his little world that are fine, doesn't give a fuck about. And then as soon as he finds, you know, I was going to mention some names,

but I won't. He's always looking for any type of association with anyone for his enemies that he can say, this is a terrible person for this reason. And people like Clearwater, Chad, are too fucking brain dead to know the difference. At least Chad Zumach is smart enough to be like, this is not going to get us anywhere. KP, this is a really stupid exercise. Yeah, it's you've given up, Kevin, but Chad hasn't.

Right. And that doesn't mean everyone around you has to also give up in honor of you. They do, though. They do. They don't want anyone to succeed. He cannot handle any relationship where the other person is somehow, better or more successful than him, he has to blow it up. That's why even when he knew he had to make up with Kumia, he brought that book and he asked

him to sign it because he had to acknowledge. He couldn't just be two men on different levels. He had to be like, oh, you sire, your honor, sign my book. You're so sick. Even sarcastically, this is what he does. And after years, all of those club owners are like, we're sick of that. And especially that one waitress at that one club that you kept rubbing up against and that told you to stop doing it and then the club told you to stop doing it and then you had to settle

money out of court to shut her up none of these people want to let you into these clubs anymore and you don't realize that so you're going to film yourself trying to get in i'm sorry i'm not familiar with that story is there information that you have about something that kevin's done that's been pretty creepy with uh somebody to settle with over sexual harassment a waitress at a comedy club really yep it's one he's not also not allowed it anymore huh Was he also convicted of harassing his neighbors? Yeah. I don't have even harassed their neighbors.

Yeah, I don't like that. They turned the hose on them and beat him up. And then he represented himself in court. And the judge was so offended. It's almost like Kevin Brennan's not a great guy. He gives these long speeches about how he doesn't need friends. He doesn't want friends. We're weak for having friends.

And then he lost his mind when he found out that we have a friend at YouTube. Right. Yeah, he hates that. Also, he had to go put his arm around Clearwater Chad. Yeah. For human contact. Yes. Just, hey, look at him with a person.

But it's not gay. He doesn't want to fight me. This is amazing. Do you see the difference now because you're so fucking piss, Kevin, about this connection we have to YouTube? You're burning bridges. We are getting along. So don't be surprised when you're isolated and alone and everyone else is working together.

Yeah. Wow. He wants to be angry, though. It's kind of his brand. It was performative. Now it's just real. I know. It did become real.

I think you're right about that. You want to end with 15 right here? Yeah, let's do that. Because this is the real reason more than anything else that he's not allowed into the clubs because here he is telling a classic joke. It was great. It was kind of like George Burns, whatever his wife was named. Say, good night, Gracie. And she would say, good night.

No, she would say, say good night, Gracie. And she would say, good night. Or something. Anyway, it worked back in the day, back in the day. It's not working now. He's lost his fastball. Are you driving drug? Oh, no.

I'm drug living. It's fucking terrible. He got two at bats. And he gave up in and one and a third. Beyond him. It must be the era. It must be a bygone time. You got to be there.

They have to deliver it correctly. It's the problem. Oh, K.B. I'm starting to become a sympathetic character on this show. That happened quick. Remember when we used to think he was an asshole? Now I'm just like, ah, poor guy. Well, when he's not using the filter and you see the lines on his neck, it's real hard to, you just feel that.

Yeah, he's got that filter cranked up. And it's a neck cam. He can only shoot from below up to his neck. So I spent that entire stream just dropping in the chat the names of 24-hour dentists in the areas he was walking in that were open. that night with a number in the address. That's sweet of you. He doesn't have time for that. He's going to take his kids to school.

All right. Let's talk about Jerry. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great.

Beans. I look great. I should stop neglecting the chat. Before we get into Jerry, taking out hummus says, can we just admit that Opie sucks in Tony P is not funny. Both things are true.

No more. Did you actually listen to as comedy? Terrible. We didn't get into that, unfortunately. That's what I'm going to have them back on. Because I have a lot. You have so many good clips.

Adam E. You pulled them that I wanted to get into with them and we did not get to do it. And I have some clips of a stand-up that we will watch so we can all decide to get it. Perfect. Constantine. That's my net. Taking the tennis net and going home. That's fun.

Like a good pun from time to time. Jerry Banfield was on live and I happened to catch it. And we did a whole Jerry segment when we were in Detroit. Adam pulled a lot of clips for that. It was a fantastic segment. I saw that Jerry was live because he said he wasn't going to do that anymore. So I was excited that he was back on. And I decided to support my buddy, J.B.

My concern. Oh, who are these podcasts? Let's go. Thank you very much for the $10. What is that? The $10 super tip. Who are these podcasts with the $10? Said our Jerry Banfield segment live from Detroit premiering now on our channel.

They love you in Detroit. Nice. I will check that out. Who are these podcasts? Big thank you to who are these podcasts? They more than anyone else I'm aware of. Jerry Banfield has a terrible father. Nice, nice title on there.

Jerry Banfield is a terrible. I don't think it actually You'd go and check it out immediately But he did Oh yeah What do you think he's going to do So funny That's hilarious

Father Jerry has to move in with his mom All right Thank you I've learned And who are these podcasts Has been very helpful To help me see

Any publicity is good publicity Because you know Who are these podcasts More than anybody else I'm aware of Blockchain pill From ICP Got a lot of people

also. So who are these podcasts has probably got more people on this channel than anybody else? So I appreciate it. And I used to be more upset before like, oh, man, look at the things they're saying about me. You know, like the current ones called Jerry Banfield's a terrible father. Is he worse than Suttering John? You know, is, is that accurate in reality? I don't know. Watch the question for the ages. Yeah. But see, he hasn't jumped to conclusions. Even he's like, We'll see. We'll find out. That's why I love this guy.

How funny is that? He's like, he's like, oh, girl, what's going on, man? He says, I was the worst father. Well, I guess everyone has their opinion. What are you going to do? All right. I pulled this clip. This is from last week.

I pulled this when I went on Drew Lane show, but I didn't think it was right for his audience because they're probably not following Jerry like we are over here on WTP. Here on WTP, we've been watching Jerry changes business model throughout the year. He doesn't do anything. consistently, which makes it hard to invest in, like, school. Yes. Because he got that guy to buy the full year, 12 months to school.

And he's like, I don't do it's cool anymore. Just gets rid of it. It's like, well, you can't promote a product that has a duration and then remove it. And do you guys remember when he goes like, I'm just doing phone calls? Go to Jerry Banfield.com. I just want phone calls. And it was $96 for 30 minutes. Mm-hmm.

this fucking guy changes business model again I've had a big realization for my business that I you know selling one-on-one calls again I shouldn't just be selling one-on-one calls I'm gonna start offering all kinds of stuff at jerry bainfield.com so he went back to that business model which I said was a terrible idea he's like I'm just doing phone calls

they're an hour long they're 500 bucks you save 150 by promo code so they're 350 that's my thing so he increased the price of a thing that he wasn't selling in the first place inside of the only thing he's selling he goes to vid summit and he goes, ah, this is a bad move. This is stupid. Yeah.

Why? The sales pitch was wrong, but it's also a shitty product. But the sales pitch was, I want to get to know you. I don't care what you know about me, man. I don't give a fuck if you know me or not. Who cares? It's a difference.

You know, he's been hanging out with single moms and stuff. And they're fucking with him. They're fucking with his head. So this woman, I get a message back like a few minutes ago, and she sends me like the longest message she sent like a whole paragraph and indicates that she sent this message after watching my video as saying that, you know, giving now, now I can have the chance to ghost her, which, you know, part of me like to just argue. It's like, wait a minute.

Why do you have time to watch 30 minutes of my vlog where you heard this? But you don't have time to take one minute to send me a text message to reply the question I asked several days ago. Like it's Wednesday, I think the last message I sent was Sunday or Monday. Well, I mean, I don't, the queen did the same thing. Like she says she can't see me that night. She's busy. And then later she watches my vlog.

I'm like, why? Why would you be watching my online content instead of talking to me for real? I don't. I could. I should be able to understand that. It's like. Yeah, you should. should you fucking mentor IQ

you should be able to understand that here's one theory you can pause it you're exhausting thank you that's exactly what I have my notes Jerry doesn't realize he's a bit much yes like he's just like why won't these women want to talk to me directly

because you have to ramp up for that yeah yeah I wish you have to say we're sorry I got to talk to Jerry for it right yeah you can you know it's like it's a lot Jerry you're exhausting ghosting him is the only way to get him to stop

Like just get some space. And also you got to keep in mind if somebody's building a police report about you, they've got to keep up on what you're saying and chronicling. It's important for anyone to do. Did your soccer pose anything online? Yeah, he did. He thought it about me again. Yep, another video about me.

I was brought up four more times here in the timestamps. So Jerry goes out of his show. This is a wild show that he put out. I was so excited clipping this because once again, he's recognized the fact that he's a failure. And this is what we were focusing on in Detroit, Adam, with your package where he's just like, I have all this debt, I have all these expenses. You know, his credit card minimum payment is $2,000 a month, which means if he pays $2,000 a month for the rest of his life, he'll never pay off his credit card.

So what's the problem? And he's won, yeah. So he's got this credit card bill, this $2,000 minimum. That's not actually paying it off. And then he has his rent and all his expenses, utilities, whatever. I love that one clip. He's just like, and then the electric. And the air conditioning is just blown out windows because this place is insulated well.

It's just a waste of money. So this is how we start off this latest video. It's October 2nd, 2026. I'm Jerry Banfield. All I do is content creation full time. I have a few hundred thousand in debt. I'm a single dad, 42 years old looking for my second wife. And this is my real raw, authentic human experience, which I hope you'll enjoy if you feel like you're a little different.

and like you wish somebody just just tell the truth. I've got an idea today. I've got an idea for a product I can sell that might single-handedly pay off the debt. So we're going to redo everything at jerrybandfield.com and just nobody's bought a call. I've been selling, trying to sell these calls. Nobody's bought a call and it's been depressing.

But you know what? That's okay because I always have another idea. I don't give up. I'm not just, I will not give up. I will not. give in. I'm going to keep borrowing money. Whatever I got to do to keep this house, which you can see the front wall of my house.

You can see the 35 books I've written. All the YouTube videos. Whatever I got to do to keep this house, to keep this way of life, and to show you by example. I'm also an art dealer. I fucking love this guy. I know. I won't stop.

I won't stop. I'll keep borrowing money. So the business model failed. And it's so funny because I glossed over this, but if you guys, remember it was just like a couple of weeks ago where he goes I figured it out I just want to have phone calls with people if you go to jerry baffield.com the only call to action is sign up for a zoom call with me that's all i should be doing it's all i'm going to be doing and then he comes

on to come to do you're like no one's scheduled a single phone call yeah no one was doing that before and you raised the price and there's no reason to talk to you why did he choose an elementary school classroom as his background so i think those are his kids drawings i think that they better be That's literally on his wall in his house. That dog has six legs. What the fuck, man? It's expressive, okay? Maybe chat.

He's a teammate those. Make it look like my children love me. Lots of different joints are the same thing. It's like kids draw a lake. And there's all the kids. So he's in debt, as you guys know. But he did it on purpose. You know, I'm actually, the coolest thought I had today was that I got into,

this 220,000 in debt on purpose. That's right. You heard that correctly. That on some level, I've got into this debt on purpose. Because I'm going to show you from the inside, from in real time, I'm going to document how I get out of it. Oh, that makes sense. He has a story to tell. And he has to live that story in order to tell the story.

And you might say, like, Jerry, that seems extreme. You have to go into so much debt. You could just tell us how to manage your finances or less debt than that. But also, he's done this before, so he knows what he's doing. I'm so grateful I got into alcoholism so I could show people the rest of my life how I got out. That's why I started doing meth. I don't even like this shit, but I got to show people that you can quit. This is fucking wild right here.

I'm in debt so I can show you how to get out of debt. he literally goes out and out about it. He's like, this is why I'm doing this. Just be other people in debt. I can show them how to get out of debt. That is a tease for his new product, by the way. Oh, my God. That's at the end of the program, but I'll show you that.

And that's why he became an alcoholic. Hold on. Yeah, go ahead. If that was his coolest thought of the day. What's his worst thought of the day? Well, his coolest thought of the day was, I'm doing everything right. Well, yeah. That's what he just said.

He's like, I just had a thought of it. It's like, no, maybe I want to be a day. debt. Whatever you got to do to cope, man. Cool. But he's so present. He doesn't realize that he has not succeeded at staying out of debt. He did, and then he fucked it up. He didn't stay out of debt. He was briefly out of debt, but the debt won. You need the lessons. Not the advice. That should be giving advice.

Oh, Adam, you couldn't be more right. And I have a lot more clips about this debt that is going to demonstrate that succinctly. Now, how many of you that had 90,000 in credit card debt would think the same way? Well, what I want to teach is to share my thinking because it's the thinking, it's the feeling, the emotions, the beliefs, the skills, and putting all that together. That's what makes amazing things possible. How many of you who are $90,000 in debt think, I'm glad of $90,000 in debt?

Yeah, none of them because they're not delusional. I can't get late. I'm moving it with my mom. This is great. Yeah. It's like, no, no, no, people who are $90,000 in credit card debt are crippled by it. It's anxiety. It's nonstop worry and concern.

And Jerry's like, you guys are idiots. I'm doing this on purpose. Okay. If the greatest feeling in the world is helping someone get out of their debt, why don't you just pay off yours and take someone else's? There you go. Then you'd solve it for them. That must feel great.

I don't think altruism is actually his goal. Huh? No, I think his goal. I think his goal is to be successful. And he could be anytime he wants. I was watching this video. And this cracked me up so much. He's played a video game.

And I'm so glad I've went through that with my finances. And I believe I could win the lottery if I wanted to. Some of you might say I'm a little grandiose. But I believe I could manifest winning the lottery if I felt like it. And you know what? I don't want to win the lottery. Oh. You might think that sounds crazy, but I'm not.

interested in winning the lottery. I think if I really wanted to. The crazy part is thinking that you could if you wanted to. He couldn't even be an actual paper boy. I know. He's failing at the video game Paperboy. This is identical to Opie going, I could beat Joe Rogan at podcasting if I put my mind to it.

Sure. If I wanted to try. That's such a cope. Like, I'm just being lazy on purpose. All right. Or you're a fucking miserable failure and you're bad at stuff. And no one wants to be around you. which is what reality is, but okay.

I think that sounds crazy, but I'm not interested in winning the lottery. I think if I really wanted to, I could dream the winning lottery numbers and win $400 million, but I don't want to. That'd be boring. That'd be too easy. Shit. I like it rough. I like a little bit of a challenge.

Okay. So Jerry thinks he could just dream the lottery numbers, manifest a lottery win. Listen, this is embarrassing. I've read the secret. You can't manifest lottery numbers. That's not how that works. Maybe Jerry hasn't figured out. I don't know.

You can't talk and deliver papers at the same time. Correct. And, okay, Adam, to your point earlier, you're like, you shouldn't be teaching anyone

how to get out of debt. The only time he got out of debt was when his wife divorced him and paid him off for him, right? As far as I know, we can have him back out of the show again and ask him. He needs to pay that back.

Well, listen to this. That would be boring. And when I'm out of debt, because I've been in debt, as I was 18, and it's ranged between student loans and car payments and houses and most recently business loans and credit cards. And strippers.

When I'm out of debt, I'm going to be so happy to show how I did it and how I never missed a payment in 24 years. This is crazy. He goes, I can't wait to get out of debt and show people to do it. Also, I've been in debt my entire life. Also, I did it on purpose. But how do you think he's going to get out of debt if he hasn't figured it out in these 24 years since he's 18? he hasn't been able to get out of debt.

It already happened once and he didn't know how. Right. Why wouldn't it happen again? I'll stop saying delusional. Okay, Chris, you and I, we need to listen to this. I think we both could probably lose some LBs. We could do some tips. Jerry was very fat.

He lost some weight. So let's get some advice from Jerry Banfield. I also used to be a big fat ass. I used to weigh 250 pounds. And now I show people this is what I did to get out. Number one, stop drinking and poisoning my body. I'm out. Never mind.

Yeah, what's number two? I don't know. He's finally giving good advice. I'm just like, ah, wow, that's what it takes. Never mind. Good talk, though. This is really funny. I've never seen someone argue with their brain in the way that Jerry does.

Step three. Stop eating junk and start eating the absolute healthiest, most nutritional foods I can and crush any. opposition. Crush any stories. I don't care if my mind says I like steak. Fuck you, mind. You don't like steak anymore. I love cheese. You don't

like cheese anymore. The only other time I heard someone argue with their brain like that. All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. Cherries and tell his brain

he doesn't like steak or cheese. Fuck you, brain. that's amazing yep hey we're in the VIP room do we want to lap dance fuck you brain let's just dance

with the ladies fuck you boner yeah these moments come and go you had one with KB earlier where you were feeling bad for his leathery swarthy skin

yeah there was a part of me when he was explaining about being in death since he was 18 that's like is he the victim of these predatory lenders

and of just it being available to anyone at any time to rack when they say student loans I'm like ah well you're starting with this like impossible anchor. Maybe because it's so horrific, he's just been forced to deal with it.

And the only way he can imagine getting out of it is imagining somebody else getting out of it and how good they would feel to not have this anchor because I love the anchor. Oh, all right. So I'm going to jump to this clip right now because Jerry's got some ideas on how he could get out of his debt. And this is some wishful thing if you ask me. You know, somebody could some, some millionaire could die. and they leave instructions.

Like I'm one of the And my last will and testament I want Jerry Banfield to get out of debt. So I'm going to leave Jerry Banfield a quarter million dollars. Some millionaire could die and leave me a quarter million. Like that's possible.

I don't know how likely that is, but it's possible. I'm sorry. Dentures Steve's living in his money to christen me. Oh, fuck you. But he's against winning the lottery. Yeah, I know.

That's too. boring, but if a millionaire dies that leaves him $250,000 to have his dad, he's cool with that. It's possible. Oh, my God. This guy thinks it's like a self-help guru. He's going to help people. You guys should schedule a call with me with $350.

I'll tell you how to live your life. Just hope a millionaire dies and get his money. Do you know any money? No, I don't. Well, I guess I do. I know a couple. Do they like you? No.

No. There are times when I think it's going to be boring and he tops himself. I know. constantly. Dude, I'm telling you, when I was watching this stream, this is the last thing I did before we started the show today, so it's been ours, obviously. I've been looking forward to the segment.

I know what's just like, I know we're running along. I've been looking forward to the segment. Oh, come on. No one saw him taking the turn at the end to, and I will crush the opposition. I love that. I will eat the healthiest foods possible. And I will crush.

All right, so who would schedule a call with Jerry, you know, based on what is, knowledge and experience. And you'd think there'd be some fat alcoholic who'd schedule calls me at jerrymanfield.com or just go to an AA meeting and read the book How Not to Die by Dr. Michael Greger.

You'd think we would, but here we are. Sorry. You just gave away the bookroom nation for free. Jerry, this is stuttering Jay. Just call me stuttering Jay. Call me, that's John. All right.

So this is, interesting. I diagnose people. I think Adam does the same thing. We watch these people for hours. We come up with our own diagnosis of what the psychosomatics of these people, their psychosis. And this is manic depression right here. Now, here's what's interesting, though. You might see that I'm very up right now, right? I felt so bad earlier today. I was on the plane flying back from Dallas. I was at at Vid Summit 2026. And my last couple of vlogs, you know, I said one,

I spent $2,000 to be lonely at Vid Summit. I talked about that and how I was in such a down mood. And then I met Mark Manson the next day and went to a bunch of great talks. And Jordan Matter, is that the dude's name? I saw a bunch of great talks at VidSummit and got all hyped up. And then I kind of went into dysphoria today.

I'm like, damn it, do I need to start another YouTube channel do I need to change my YouTube strategy? Is there something better I could be doing? And what I've noticed is if you want to make real change, you often need to go through the dysphoria, the dark night of the soul, it doesn't have to be that dark. It can just be like, everything's fucked.

Everything's fucked. That was great. That was a pretty good performance, right? That was great. Do you think that was in a script you could pull that off, Adam? You probably could. I could. But that's why we watch this because no one would ever say them.

It's so super villain, but you would never think to say to your own kids, I would like to keep this house also. Yeah. That's just evil villain stuff. You would never. But also the way he delivered that, like people won't Carmich. I can't get into Carmich because I think Carmick knows what he's doing. He's like going over the top, playing these characters, doing these things. This is Jerry.

Jerry's real. Jerry's honest. Jerry's real. He just described by polar disorder. Yeah. Like that's a problem. That's a real problem. This whole thing that he's like, let me let you in on a little secret.

I'm not really that happy. I'm actually forcing this and pushing myself. It's like, no shit. That's why we watch you. We've seen that the whole time. You're not coming off cool. Like you letting that anger out is a release for all of us. That's what we see.

Dude, it's Tom Cruise jumping on the couch, right? Yeah. It's this thing we're just like, okay, so you've gone so far one way. that you're trying to bounce back 180 the other way, we all can see through it. Yeah. In fact, hold on. This is great.

He's literally jumping up and down at the end of the stream. I'm like, I just fucking blew $10 on this. Not a big deal. But, you know, I'm learning. I'm building. I'm growing.

And I'm excited to see what happens. I'm so curious. Like, because there's, there's just so many balls in the air. Look, now I'm jumping. There's two more balls in the air. There's so many balls in the air right now.

There's so many things that. could happen in my life. Was that a testicle joke? Yeah, I was. Okay. I wasn't prepared for that. He's so attracted to the Katie Holmes. I'm totally not gay, guys.

I can't wait to go home and have sex with my wife. Square in the vagina. That's where it's going. I'm going to put my right to penis in a vagina later. That's going to be hot. All right, I'm going back to Tom Cruise. Anyway, that's the point. This dude is fucking wild, right?

He's losing his grip on reality. It's not going well. and I like when, you know, he's usually very optimistic. He's like, I'm going to change my website, I'm going to talk to chat, GPT, we're going to get this all figured out. This is one of those pessimistic things he's ever said. I don't think he realized he did it. And I thought about titling this, you know, I'm 42 and I've lost everything, but maybe we'll save that for a later vlog. I was going to name this on 42 and I've lost everything.

I'll be able to do that a few weeks or a month down the road. Yeah, when I start my new channel. Maybe I should start another YouTube channel. Yeah, yeah. that's as he should do he said something once he said if you looked at what was going on in my life you would think I'd be really depressed

but I'm not you're only depressed if you have another good life you've ever lived to compare it to and since I haven't I'm not and he sounds like evil Peewey Herman but it's like does he mean that

no he's trying to convince himself huh he's trying to manifest it he's trying to like he knows everything's fucked. But the way he copes with it is he goes, I'm going to figure all this out. We're going to be great.

I'm glad that we're fucked. I want climate change because then we can fix it. Yeah. It's not that guy sipping coffee going. Everything's fine. It's like he's in panic mode. He's in all times. Right.

Well, here's another perfect example. Check this out. So somebody in the comments and I'm only reading member comments. No new members join. Nobody gives a fuck about me reading the comments, which is great. So that's fine. That's cool. I am.

We have no new members, which is great. Wow. So if you become a member, you can read the comments, and no one's doing that. This guy wants a drink and a steak with cheese. And instead, he makes a video. Yeah. Yeah. He needs to go out and get a nice steak that's covered in cheese.

It's got a stiff fucking whiskey and then bang a prostitute. This is my biggest. fear of what sobriety is like. Just manic latching on anything to just keep myself occupied just totally vulnerable to everything but not drinking. That's why I won't try it. He does cry a lot

as we know. He flew back from Dallas and went through Atlanta. So I had this flashback to being like, man, what was I? Like six years old or something like that? I had this flashback to my dad and my mom. You know,

like as a kid, all I had to do is follow them. And I didn't have to figure out where shit was and make sure I made the plane on time. All I had to do was follow them. And I had this flashback to this moment where I remembered that feeling, that feeling of everything is taking care of. That feeling that my dad and my mom have everything figured out, all I have to do is do what they tell me to do.

And my God, I started crying in the middle of the Atlanta airport, remembering that feeling of just being totally taking care of. And, okay, I've never cried at an airport. I didn't fly until I was 14, maybe that's part of it. But I've also been to my 40s and not cry to the airport.

This man pretends he's got it all figured out. I want to be in debt. I'm glad I'm in debt, I'm in debt so I can show you how to get out of debt, and I'll be able to show people how to get out of debt. But then he thinks about a time when you need to solve his own problems and someone solved them for him,

and he followed his eyes out in public. That's all he wants. That's why he needs chat GPT and Quad and Gemini. He just wanted someone to solve his problems for him. Gemini, what should my business model be? Just tell me. Just tell me what to do and I'll do it. He can't.

Yeah, he wanted the queen to solve all his problems. Right. A woman will come in and take care of my debt and do my videos for me and do videos with me. Pop some kids out. Pop some kids out. he doesn't want to control over his own destiny even though he pretends he does and i don't think he realizes that that was such an interesting anecdote right there that tells you so much about this man never one and and maybe i'm different never once when i think about a time when i had no

responsibility and my parents told me what to do and thank god i miss that i love being an adult it's so much better it's a lot of fun a lot of kids when they're travel with their parents. They can't wait until they're older and they're doing it on their own. Yeah. But we've all, everyone's had a moment where you look at the dog and you're like, ah, what a life, right? If only a, you're not like, can we? Can we please? How do I do it now? I'm serious. Like, it's just a whimsy when things get overwhelming. Yeah, of course. You want a quick escapeism or something. He's like, I'll give you $200,000 right now. Dude, Jerry's so, he's so lost. Look at what he's like on his own.

He shouldn't have credit cards and adult things. He's so lost. All right, let's get back to fun stuff. So he decided to change this business model to exclusively phone calls. Guys, you should call me. I'll give me advice. We can talk. Do you want to hear me cry?

Yeah. I'm going to put a bunch of shit up there, right? I was selling more stuff when I had more things. And the call's experiment has been a flop again, the second time I've done this shit this year. So I just don't let me do it a third time. all right. And I was watching who are these podcasts earlier. And they did it.

Their thumbnail said Jerry's got a gun. I'm like, all right. That's a pretty good. They must be talking about me going to Texas gun experience. And I was enjoying watching that for a while. What do you mean they must have been talking about? You obviously watched it.

Yeah. I don't know what the show was about. I watched it for a while. For a while. Yeah. And the phone calls were a flap twice. Don't let me do it a third time. You never listen to advice.

We can't help you. Dude, is that the funniest thing? Yeah. I told him when he did the first time, I'm like, you can't scale this, Jerry. Why would you have just relying on just phone calls? So we abandoned that, went back to, like, school and subscriptions. Great.

Do that. He's selling products on eBay. And then he goes, you know what? eBay didn't work. We're going right by the phone calls. Oh. Chatsy BT is steering you in the wrong direction, my friend. Should we send him that South Park episode where Randy just lives his life by what AI tells him?

to do for his business. I'll message that. I'll sign that to him. That's a good idea. I think if he watched that, that might be actually a lightning for him. Well, I'm still writing it down because you never remember these things. I never remember these things.

So please do. Guess what made him feel better? And I'm going to kick out of this. There's a certain influencer that makes him feel good. And I started watching Owen Cook. And I started to feel better. And this is what I try and be is someone that you can watch that you will feel better. Because if you feel better, then you're going to think better.

But at the same time, sometimes you need to get in the shitter mentally to get some inspiration. Because when I got in the shitter, I started to open my mind. I'm like, all right, fuck it. I surrender. What do I need to do? Okay. I love the fact that he watches Owen Cook. And that's what makes him feel better.

And he goes, I want to be a guy that people watch it feel better. But he doesn't understand that he is. He is. People understand why. It's like when John gets people to stop drinking alcohol. And he's like, no, I help Sutterer. He's like, no, John. You actually help people.

with problems with addiction get clean. Jerry also understood what he's doing for people. It's like, no, we do feel better about ourselves because we haven't racked up so much debt.

And we're not making so many bad decisions in our lives. And we laugh a lot. Yeah. Jerry's like, oh, we cook this guy's smashing push. He's got it all figured out.

I watch it. I'm like, yeah, I want to be like that. All we say over and over again is we wish we had his mental state. How does he just forget about all of this stuff? How does he do that?

Yeah. Everything they want is happening to them right in the moment and they can't enjoy it. Yeah. So you have a clip on here. I have one more clip, but I'm going to save it for the end because it's this new product reveal. It's a standalone. This video goes on and on and on and he finally at the end the product reveal. So I'm going to get to that in a minute. But what's your what's your clip? I do up for it? No. Just it's more of the same. It makes me happy. Okay.

A $5 super chat. Well, I'm I'm looking for the best, you know, says don't fall apart on me. you're all I got. No, I hope I'm not all you got. Like, you should have, ideally, you should have a lot of other people in your life. Like, if you guys were all I got, I would be so fucked. And, uh,

Jerry's not all I got, but he's all I need. He's the best. He's all I need. All right. You guys are ready for, um, his new product is what's going to get him out of debt.

He's figured it out. And this has only happened 14 times so far this year. So this is a big deal, the epiphany. And I'm thinking right now I might charge like $250 from my get out of debt kit. But if you're asking debt, that'd be the best money you'd ever spend. And then I'd get out of debt off sale of my get out of debt kit. But even if 10% of people actually got out of debt from my debt kid, imagine how much good that would do.

And I'd hope it'd be 20 or 30%. Because you never seen no shit like this. All right. he's tired now. There's so much, there's so much on pack there. I'll do this quickly.

Again, the product is, I want to get out of my debt. The product is not for the consumer. It's for him. And he couldn't even reword that. Right. He goes, yeah,

if everyone bought this thing, then I'd be out of debt, which is what I want to do. And maybe it would work for some people. He's so honest. This is what Barry Janfield always brings up. He's the most, honest guy on the internet, maybe in life itself on the earth.

He's so honest that he can't successfully rip people off anymore. He literally says, I'll sell you this kit of how to get out of debt. It's $2.50 and it might work for 10% of you. Imagine him trying to sell you on an airplane game. Yeah. It's like, well, you're going to give me your money and then I'm just going to disappear. Well, I was just thinking like an infomercial. Like the way infomercials work, they're like,

this is the greatest thing and it's going to solve all your problems. You can't believe how easy it is to cook with this cookware and everything cooks evenly. You know, they don't be like, I mean, some people will just suck at the kitchen. This isn't going to help you at all, you know, but 20% of you will do really well with this. Most of you won't even open the box. Yeah, right. You'll get rid of it and forget you have it. Like, you would never say that.

This fucking idiot goes, I mean, it'd be great. 10% of you actually got out of debt. And then his grandiose idea was maybe 20 to 30%. You know, like, all right, let's just. have this crazy thought that maybe my random nonsense helps 20% of you. Wouldn't that be cool? He's so in his own head.

He doesn't even realize that he's like selling a cancer treatment to people that are dying of cancer. And they're like, why would we spend all this money on this experimental cancer treatment? How do they know? It's like, oh, because they're riddled with cancer. Right.

They're dying. So, of course, they would know. No, that's not the guy to sell you the cure. That's the crazy thing is that now Jerry thinks, it's very similar to John saying that he'll watch my cats. So I bought a house. Well, he bought a house close to my house. I didn't buy my house after him. He bought my house. Anyway. So John called me in the phone and he said, Carl, do you have cats?

Because if you do, I'll watch them. And then he brought it up later like he did me a favor. Like he'd already done it. Right. Like I'm offering to watch your cats. Like, yeah, but I don't have cats. I don't need that. And I wouldn't have said yes. Anyway, Jerry in his mind has already gotten out of debt. Wouldn't it be great if I got out of debt. And you know what I'll show you how to get out of And I'll sell you the solutions. Like, all right, but first you have to actually do that. Right. But then maybe you'll tip me 10, 20, 30% after everybody doing the job.

So it's worth less than nothing because he's also wasting your time. Correct. He's just stealing money from a whole lot of a second, though. That's a good target audience. Other gullible idiots who spend their money frivolously, just like Jerry does. Are you $100,000 of dollars in debt? Do you want to be a little bit more in debt? Sure.

Why not? Who cares? $250 bucks? Why not $3? 50 bucks. Take my money. As Friday would say, the Opie or Burr game. Annie's back with us. Hi, Annie. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Hello. We're still going, everybody. Can you believe it? Yes. Let's go. Welcome, everyone, to Opie or Burr. I'm your world famous host, Simon, from Painstaking. Let's get to the good stuff in round one. You know, like I said, I, I bring

this stuff up because I think I think a lot of the stuff I talk about you know it seems very personal very inside but I really do believe that you know my people can relate to a whole

bunch of this stuff anyway I have a really good friend time to register those votes all I can hear is Bill Burr there I'm going Bill Burr producer Christmas

I got. Went per. Andy? Silver. Adam. This is one of those ones where it will be opi. It will be like, what? That sounds like Billber.

And here's the answer. You know, like I said, I bring this stuff up because I think a lot of this stuff I talk about, you know, it seems very personal, very inside. But I really do believe that, you know, my people can relate to a whole bunch of this stuff. Uh, anyway, I have a, I have a really good friend. And he's a secret agent, so I can't tell you his name. That, uh, anyway, is such a Bill Burthing. I know.

These guys are identical. Wow. Let's play round two. The angle everyone takes is, can you imagine if they made blazing saddles now? You couldn't make that movie today. And my thought is this. someone with balls just make the fucking movie

just do it time to register those votes Anna Bush Opie Annie Burr Bruce or Chris

Burr I'm going Opie too it's such a lame take I hope Bill Burr didn't say this and here's the answer the angle everyone takes is like Can you imagine if they made Blazing Saddles now

you couldn't make that movie today And my thought is this. Someone with balls just make the fucking movie. Just do it. Oh my God, he said the line. Let's play. Round three. No, mine's bigger than yours.

My wife says, I can't even put your hats on. She's like, what the fuck's going on with your head? It's so big. Time to register those votes. Annie? Er? Mr. Chris? It's time for a burr.

I agree. Burr's got a melon on him. I think it's Bill Burr, Adam. I can hear that in Mrs. Burr's voice. All right, let's go. And here's the answer. No, my brain's bigger than yours. My wife says I can't even put your hats on.

She's like, what the fuck's going on with your head? It's so big. That's swelling, Opie. Call for help. Wow. This game is ridiculously hard today. There are some circles where I'm considered knowledgeable on the subject.

It's of no use here. That's perfect. That is a game, but this game is... Let's play. Round four. The Egyptians weren't brilliant. They weren't a brilliant people that were able to build

the pyramids. And then the rest of their time in Egypt, they lived like a fucking shitheads. Time to register those votes. Prince of Chris, what he got? I'm just going to say burr again. Why not? Anna, what do you got?

Yeah, Burr, whatever. I know. I don't feel confident. I'm going to Bill Burr, Annie. Burr, I guess. All right. I don't know. I can't imagine everybody

they live like shit. I don't think he's that funny, but it's my note. And here's the answer. The Egyptians weren't brilliant. What? They weren't a brilliant people that were able to build the pyramids. And the rest of their time in Egypt,

they live like, fucking shitheads. With their woven silk and advanced irrigation systems. Let's play round five. All right up to round five. What's the scores right off? I don't even know. You and Adam both have one point, and that's the end of the score.

Wow. I mean, it's a 50-50 chance. Simon, you're killing it. All right, let's go. Like he made the hard rock cafe as loud as the fucking Pontiac Silver Dome. And to be able to see that live, you know from up close the way that I did. I like all the fucking crazy moments on Opie and Anthony. Like that was probably the highlight.

Time to register those votes. This has to be Bill Burr. I'm going Bill Burr all the fucking way. Adam Bush, what say you? Opie. All right, Eddie? I have to pick her. Produce you, Chris?

Yeah, might as well go Burr. All right, let's go. And here's the answer. Key Made, the Hard Rock Cafe is loud as the fucking Pontiac Silver Dome and to be able to see that live. By the way, I'm pausing it real quick. Bill Burr's the only guy who acts like he's the only person who's ever been to a rock show before.

I know. Then when he describes shows, he's just like, oh, the guitars are wailing. The dude just scream into the mic and you're like, yeah, yeah, the rock show. Lights. Yeah, right. It's amplified. You don't understand.

It's amplified. He's the only one understands live music. I play drums. You don't get it. You know, from up close to the way that I did, I, like, all the fucking crazy moments on Opie and Anthony, like, that was probably the highlight. The highlight was when Opie shoved a wiffle ball bat up his pussy.

Congratulations. This week's winner gets a free copy. of the New York Times bestseller, Dick and Cock, President Nixon, and his pet rooster. I'm your host, Simon. Don't forget to vote for Carl. Goodbye. Thank you, Simon. Vote for Carl with the creepoff. I'm sorry, Patreon.com slash the creepoff. It's free to vote.

And I send you a handwritten thank you card for one who votes for me. Congratulations, by the way, and two points. I'm up to two now for this round. Thank you. that was the way Vinnie told me I won today Jesus Christ he was in a mood No I meant two points in this game oh two points in this game Thank you I was thinking of the creepoff

Yeah sorry did I win the game you won the game Womp womwomp yeah today on the creepoff Vinny just goes well I forgot this on the link to our Results girl I'll just tell you won Can we fight now Any do we have any new reviews I heard Vinny leaving to go deal with some electrical issues yeah

And you guys were playing really nice. He was like, oh, if it's okay, Carl, I have to go deal with this. You're like, absolutely, buddy. You go take your time. And as soon as you left, you're like, be great if I could work the super tips from here, but I can't. It's all good. We have fun. And any new reviews that came in.

Yeah, Go Time 1-1-1-1-1 says the Detroit show sucked. Blind Mike can see the action better than the audience. Oh, no. Is that a one-star review? No, that's five-star. Oh, very good. They got me. Thank you.

And then we also have a comment on episode 765. Monty Mann says five years later and Gino is still talking about Pat Dixon punching him. Kevin Brendan and Chad now hate Anthony Coomia. Jerry Banfield is still winning. And Stuttering John has vanished into obscurity. That's on the Best of episode. Oh, excellent. That sounds like a five-star review.

Well, those don't have reviews on that website for some research. Ethan. So yes. So yes. Yeah. Thank you very much. Ten star, I believe. Thank you guys. If you listen to the podcast, even if you don't, if you're watching us on YouTube, wherever you get it, we appreciate you guys giving us reviews, Apple Podcasts, wherever we can review us, giving us five stars, helps people find us and discover us. And then the next thing they know, they're coming out to shows, they're bringing their wives and girlfriends. I had a very cool anecdote. Last year's the magic bag, this woman bought tickets for her husband for his birthday or something. They both came. She bought the VIP package

But didn't buy tickets to the show So she told me And the husband was like Don't bother him with that And she told me I put him on the guest list They sent me money afterward I told him to do that They came back again this year

She came up to me She goes oh my gosh I don't know if you remember me And she's like I'm now a fan of the show Like last year she just brought her husband Because he wanted to go And then a year later she's into it She knows all the things that are going on

So I love to hear stuff like that And the way that happened What's that? I said the turn The turn It doesn't have it very often You know normally like the I'll talk to the husbands

And the boyfriends They'll be like I'd play it in the car for her She can't stand your voice You know I understand that But never down to that And again people get into it And it starts with the algorithm

In your reviews So thank you for that Well I don't have any voice mouth I think it's time to look at voicemen I'll play a bunch I guess on Saturday Oh Saturday's gonna be a short show We had our big 25th anniversary The isotopes are playing this Saturday night

at three heads. If you're in the western New York area, I've heads of people who are fans of the show, they're coming to the show, which I'm excited about. We have a lot of guest musicians on it, and the Isotopes will be playing at 8 p.m. until 11. So it's not going to run too late. They have a curfew in that neighborhood, which is nice. I like that.

Yeah. So come the Isotopes.com for more information. Adam, anything you're promoting, my friend. I just want to promote Tony Popat Dog's Vend. and encourage everyone to support anyone who follows their own instincts and their own voice and branches out by themselves to do something that they believe in. And he has a gig by the Throgs Neck Bridge tomorrow night in New York. If you happen to be there, go check it out. Yeah, I'd love to go see a Tony show and Hake-O-M.

We didn't really even talk about it on the show. I assume people are up to speed, but it turns out Tony reached out to Jim and asked if he could do a guest spot. And Jim was like, well, is that going to fuck up your thing with Opie? Jim was concerned about that But he's like, oh, it's cool And gave it to him So Opie was completely wrong About everything that he thought happened

Yeah, every single thing Every single thing He's like that's the only way you can look at this Is that Jim did this Because he's vindictive And he wanted to fuck me over It's like none of that happened There's only one way you can look at it

Coomia It's just that guy It's so great Imagine trying to explain to Opie No, he was actually concerned That this would fuck things up Yeah Jim's first thought was

I'd love to do you a favor I just don't want to fuck up your thing with Opie Yeah And he would never believe that. He wouldn't believe it was possible. Nope, because he doesn't think that way. Exactly, yeah. And the funniest part is, is that there's nothing to

fuck up with Opie. Opie's never paid him a dime. Exactly. And it's so telling the Opie one, oh, you're doing that. I was just about to have a meeting with you at a diner and talk about paying you money. But now that's out the window. I'm like, wow. That's psychotic. And the way, I mean, since it's, we're over four hours, we give a fuck down. Yeah. The way that Tony described. the show.

It's just Opie talking with friends. That's his social life. It is. He's like two guys who get up early in the morning and willing to do this. We didn't even get to the clips. We'll get to him next time Tony's on. These clips are fucking enraging. He's like, well, Tony's going to do other shows, but I hope they don't do more than two

topics because Tony can't handle that. Opie, you don't have a format. Your show sucks. That's why people had your show suck. Yeah. He says Tony didn't bring topics. What is he supposed to talk about? That's the host job.

What are you talking about? No shit. He was also, you know, he must be trauma dealing with all the trauma. That's why he was so stoned. I think we got to, maybe beyond, you know, we might want to get it to money back. But maybe we book it earlier or just tell him to hit the sativa, not the indigua or something. Right. I mean, he does wake and bake.

You know that right, Adam. I do. But he was so stoned when he came on when the first thing he started doing was rolling a new blunt. I was like a new one. He looks like opi. This is crazy. Yeah. Because at the end of the day, we're used to seeing him first high.

Yeah, right. Very funny. Andy, how are you doing anything to promote? Uh, no. Let's, uh, Adam took mine, so let's just get out of here. All right. I got to go. Bye.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay. Bye. Jesus, I got to go. This is getting stupid.

Bye guys. I don't know. Who gives a shit? Why I'm even still doing this? I'm out of here. Okay. Folks. Guess what?

The episode's over. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Ah, Carl.

I love you. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay. Bye. I did it with the wiffle ball back. What's up, bitch? You're listening to who are these fucking podcasts?

Polish people are stupid. Facts.