Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep82 - Sex Talk With My Mom

Episode Date: November 12, 2017

This week we listen to a show that is purposely awkward and completely devoid of any comedic value. The extremely old and boring KarenLee Poter talks to her unfunny stand-up comedian son about sex. Here's the joke - the old woman loves sex. Get it? Both of these dummies are trying to turn themselves into personalities based on this boring premise. We also discuss the reaction of the Cum Boys from last week and other things that you may or may not find interesting. Oh, and Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show! YAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, today on WATP, Jen from the Jingles Department joins us and we talk about a podcast called Sex Talk with my mom. Yeah, this is gonna be a fun one guys. We had a really good time Recording this one we pulled a lot of clips. It was great to watch the magic happen. Yeah, person Yeah, I mean you're gonna want to stick around and listen to the whole episode Because we talk about all the things that happen on their show. Oh, we get into it We get into that and then we talk about people talking things that happen on their show. Oh, we get into it. We get into that And then we talk about people talking about our show on the internet. Right, right? There was we talk about that. That's fun. And then there's a part where we talk about the show that we'll be reviewing next week

Mm-hmm. On WATP. Yeah, I love that part. Oh my gosh. That's the part everybody loves. I know but stay tuned because you're gonna want to stay tuned You know, you're gonna want wanna listen to this whole episode. Yeah. Because it just, it starts off great and then ends amazing. I don't wanna ruin anything, but I agree with Carl. Right, it's fantastic. So definitely tune in on this one, people.

It's show time. But I'm a bad set but when they're not, come to think there's really just a handful that don't suck, that's where we come in, our cast reviews are called over Commander-Rack Jen from the Jingles department W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Who are these partners, W-A-T-P Who likes these partners, not W-A-T-P Who likes these partners? Not W-A-T-P

Who likes these partners? That one's beyond me Who are these partners? W-A-T-P CHEERING AND APPLAUSE W-A-T-P W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. We listen to podcasts so that you don't have to. I'm your host, Kara, with me today, back once again, by popular demand.

It's Jen from the MIA JINGLE's department. It's terrific to be here. Thanks for being here, Jen. We always get very positive reviews when you're on the show Oh, I love that I'd like to remind our listeners you can visit who are these calm our Facebook page or on Twitter And who are these pod if you like what you hear don't forget to give us a positive five star review on iTunes We've had some recent reviews out of the US Canada and great Britain I'll be getting to later on in the show. I'll go to that.

Oh, yeah, of course. Overwhelmingly positive. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Sex Talk with My Mom. This is a listener suggestion that came in from Andy. Jen and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So let's get into it. Jen, Sex Talk with My Mom.

You're not going to believe this, but I actually like this podcast. Jen, sex talk with my mom. You're not gonna believe this, but I actually like this podcast. Oh, wow. Really? I did. I actually liked it. Okay. After a while.

That is a twist. I was not ready for it. I didn't think you'd be ready for that. So here's the promise of the show. You have this kid and then probably is early to mid-twenties and his coougar mom Who's like 58 years old or something like that and they're on a show together to talk about sex and the whole premise or I should say the whole gimmick is It's an awkward conversation because it's a mom and her son, but it's forced awkwardness

so anyway, you got this kid who's a stand-up comedian and His name is cam cam poater and then the mom is Karen Lee and she is a self-proclaimed sex expert who has a YouTube channel Now the show that we listened to was episode 21 they talked to a phone sex operator, a PSO, named Chloe Love, and this was an interview style podcast. Yes. Right?

And they actually broke it up into two parts. So episode 21 was part one, episode 22 was part two. Did you happen to listen to part two? Oh, yeah, I did. Okay, I did. I listened to like six of their episodes. Oh wow, okay, you're all in. Interesting. Alright, so I want to talk about, here's where I want to like six of their episodes. Oh wow, okay, you're all in, interesting. All right, so I want to talk about,

here's where I want to start. And I'm going to apologize in front, I'm going to play a ton of clubs. That's okay. And then I'll let you get into it. So the format of this show is so fucking retarded. They start off by talking about the show you're about to hear, and they do that for a while.

They're like, we're going to talk to someone, so we're going to talk about this. We're going to talk about that. And then we're going to talk about hear. And they do that for a while. They're like, we're going to talk to someone. So we're going to talk about this. We're going to talk about that. And then we're going to talk about this after they do that, they then do a recap at the end of the show. It's like their own post mortem of what they just talked about. So they recap it again. Then you come back to the next episode part two where they do the same thing. They talk about what they talked about before. They're going to talk about, and then they did the exact same thing. So it's a lot of talking about what you're gonna talk about.

And the thing that they're super excited about, they're super stoked about. The reason why we picked this episode is if you go to their website, they tell you these are the shows that listen to first. These are a really good show. So this is what they consider to be a great show. And for one very specific reason. You know what that reason is, Jen? I do know what that reason is.

What is that? The orgasm. Yeah, so the phone sex operator has an orgasm on their show. And I just pulled a series of clips that lead up to this. I call it the teasing the orgasm saga. These are all the teases that they do to get you excited about this one moment.

All right? All right. You look like you want to say something. They're not really teasers. They're actually just telling you what it's going to be. Well, that's the definition of a tease. All right. Listen, I'll explain it myself.

We're putting that little part on clamor. I can't believe that. It was wild. I can't, first of all, I can't believe that you even suggested it. Well, she mentioned that she does it, so of course I wanted to do it on our podcast. Hey, Colin, great Colin, I gotta tell you. So that's how the show starts off. You don't know what they're talking about, but that's them teasing this thing so it's building that oh, what is what's going on here?

And then they say this I was thinking I was like oh man. This is bizarre listening to what it work as it with my mother I the line it's not something that normally occurs Oh my god, they're so take it with themselves They're so proud of themselves like oh my gosh We we were on this call while she was having an orgasm. That's the whole promise of your fucking show. All right, more teasing the orgasm. Would you say that this was the most uncomfortable experience I've ever had with you or with anybody?

I think at this point, I was just going to say the most uncomfortable experience we had making this podcast. But I think for sure, the most uncomfortable experience, maybe that we've experienced together. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable. We get it. It's fake uncomfortableness. All right, here's, and I approve for that, but here's here's track four.

And we invited that and this phone sex operator to join us. She has her own podcast. She's super intelligent. She's very well versed in the the phone sex industry and towards the end of this interview. I don't know what came over me. Yeah, and was that my doing? I just want to be clear about this. This was your doing. He's so proud of himself. I don't know what came over me. I just had this amazing moment on my podcast where I asked. All right, this is more of them setting this up. So, uh...

So you don't like this podcast? Oh, this is terrible. This is terrible. Okay. So, Jen, this is still the preamble to part one. They're still talking about what's going to happen. Yeah. In the interview, she mentioned how she's done these podcasts before and at the end of all of them, she interview, he asks her to have an orgasm and she does. And I was shocked. Why are we shocked? She mentions this, she does this on every podcast

she's interviewed on, that she has an orgasm, which is why he asked her to do it, because she mentioned that she always does it. And then they're shocked. It's so amazing. It's like, no, she does this all the time. It's not that impressive. She was pretty good at it.

All right, so then this is more of this build up. You don't want to miss this. I'm very grateful that she did this. I think everyone is going to get a kick out of this. It was just, You do now want to miss this. I don't care what you need to do. You need to just listen intently and just get to this point because you're not

gonna experience something like this in a long time after that. It's at the end of the second episode. So just listen all the way through. You're gonna, it's a great build up. It's not a great build up. What are they talking about? So this is the what they're talking about this whole time. It's like this thing is going to happen. It's 90 minutes away. You have to listen to all this boring conversation between these nobodies, but in 90 minutes you're going to hear this woman have an orgasm. This is at the five minute mark. This is all they're talking about.

To start the show. Here's the five minute mark. We're still talking about it. And you can't really like escape from this because we had to keep looking at each other because we were recording it. So it was just one of those things that once you get on the ride, you can't get off. Like on a roller coaster, you feel yourself going up, up, up, up, up, up, and you know you're going to have that six stomach feeling going down, but you cannot get off. And that's what this was like for me at least. Oh my gosh, the buildup of this.

You would think this was something that would be written about for years to come. The historians will look back at and say, this is when no, fuck that Barack Obama was on WTF. This is what podcasting at the map was the interview with a phone sex operator done by sex talk with my mom. Here is at the seven minute mark. So this podcast hasn't even gotten started yet. The whole point of the podcast is the interview this woman. They're still just talking about talking to her. Here's the seven minute mark.

I've never experienced anything like this. My friend goes to a topless beach with her son and takes her top off and I'm freaking out that she could take her top off in front of her son. But meanwhile, I'm listening to a phone sex operator and have an orgasm with you. Oh, she's, again, she's pretending to be so intrigued and amazed by this.

And that's nonsense because they do a podcast about sex talk with each other. Right. It's the whole point of the show. Obviously, I'm not letting you get anything at Edgemaz. Did you want to comment about the talk with me? No, I pulled that clip too, but not for the same reason. I just pulled it because it was like tomato tomato.

It's, they're both gross. Right. Both things are gross. Right, I know. She's trying to make it seem like, wow, I mean, those people are outrageous. What we do is, all right, so then this is at the end of the interview of part one.

So now we're 45 minutes into the podcast. They start teasing the orgasm again. How exciting. All right, listen to episode two. It really is when it gets heated up. And you get to hear that live demonstration of a real live orgasm. My lord. Love y'all. I hate that sign off, love y'all. Yeah. You're so angry, man. I do not like that. I, so I don't understand why there's so much build up, so many teases going on.

They start the second part, so this is a whole new podcast. And here is the 10th time to my count that they're teasing this orgasm. Listen to the variant, there will be enough. If you don't listen to the end, you are gonna be sadly missing out. Yes. At a very, very explicit situation. Okay, you got that?

Jen, we're gonna be listening to a very explicit. You don't want to miss this. Well, they need to tease it at least one more time because people might not get to the end. So, here's another fucking tease. And to continue on with what they're going to hear in this episode, basically she goes through what a typical phone sex call sounds like. How the phone sex is affected her relationship with her husband,

her relationship to three sums and the different types of female orgasms, which leads us to the culminating event. The big O. The big O. You get to hear the big O. She really has a real O. Yes, so stay tuned, you're gonna love it. Wait a second. You can't that. This woman's gonna have an orgasm on the show, which they want to tell me that that sounds amazing. They're really describing this as if they hadn't already been talking about it. I know. For the last 15 fucking minutes of the show, it's all they've talked about. And that's all we're talking about now.

Now, my show's ruined because this show sucks so bad. Oh, well, yeah. I mean, there are parts of it that I agree. They're, it's not. All right, hold on. Let me just get through my whole thing here. And then I'll let you have your piece. But, so we finally get, this is the big moment.

So we're 90 minutes in on these two shows, and finally here is what we've all been anticipating. We can't wait for this amazing moment. I'm already so turned on, I won't take much. We've, you ready, Cam? Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that we all had to get excited about. I love Cam there, the co-host. She's trying to get him into it and he's like, you know, I mean, obviously wasn't that exciting.

And then she has an orgasm. And now they have to talk about it afterwards too. Here's some reminiscing about what just happened. I love it. I mean, I don't even know what to say anymore. OK, just it was just the most bizarre thing ever. It was pretty remarkable. I hope it didn't disappoint because we were building it up.

Yes. I'm hoping that people understood how bizarre that was for the two of us to be looking at each other, listening to that. Yeah, we get it. We fucking get it. And it wasn't that bizarre. You were talking to a phone sex operator. This is what she does Right that is what she does hold on Jen there's one more time

They have to talk about how amazing that was in real time Yes, it was entertaining actually to hear her. I mean what kind of noises were that she was making some really squeaky little noises She ended up tweeting and I'm this is what I'm searching for right now. I'm looking for the tweet. She talks about her orgasm on her show. And then she says that it was the fastest she's ever come in a long time. It was the fastest she's ever come in a long time. Okay, yep, that makes sense. That's sorry, checks out. Jen, I found the whole format of the show to be so enraging. The fact that these two narcissists

had to talk about how amazing their interview is gonna be and how awesome they are. Building up to this boring interview that goes out way too long. Right. They could have cut a lot of that shit out. I didn't think the interview was all that boring. I actually liked Chloe. Okay. I thought she was kind of interesting. Yep. I'm not crazy about Karen Lee. She is... Karen Lee is hateable. I love the one. I have a whole side guy on that too, but I'll let you give a couple words of that

juizier. I'm not claiming to have a great broadcasting voice, but she has a really terrible broadcasting voice. Oh yeah. She's got that Chicago accent that's really obnoxious. It's really nasal. But by the end of it all, I kind of liked Cam. Okay. So.

He didn't bother me as much. And so this is them again, it's a lot of build up, a lot of the clips I have is I'm talking about what's going to happen. This is how unaware Karen Lee is. They have a pretty mundane conversation with someone who does phone sex on Friday nights. And listen to how she describes it. And she is a racie one. Buckle your seat belts for that roller coaster ride. You're about to go on. Did you find this interview to be a roller coaster ride, Jen? I'm not a roller coaster ride, probably.

No, definitely not. Maybe a tilt-a-roll. A tilt-a-roll that breaks halfway through. Well, yeah. It makes you a little nauseous. Jen, what do you want to play? I'm playing all the clips. As long as you're talking about the Friday night thing.

Yes. Play track nine. Cam is that type of guy. All right. And I do think that there's a certain type of guy that generally calls a phone sex operator. So except for maybe the way I'm bam, thank you, ma'am.

But those a lot of times you're like drunk guys after the bar didn't get laid. Just they just want to get off. They don't want to get off by themselves. So. What are your hours? Well, actually, I'm down to just taking calls on Friday right now. I thought it was so creepy that he...

So what are hours? Like, just for... I'm asking for a friend. Yeah, right, exactly. Kim, if you heard in that clip, he goes, oh, wow. And then you're in the organ and you're just like, huh? He, if you heard in that clip, he goes, oh, wow. And then during the organ, he's like, huh? Uh, he makes all of these little noises

throughout the interview. And it's a lot of like, he says, oh, wow, wow. And he's like, hmm, hmm. It's one of those things that people are bad at interviewing, dude, and they can. He does, he does this, too. Ah. All right.

So here's my, um, compilation of Cam's noises. And mind you, this is only from part one. So it's not even the entire interview. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. You know, and that comes from that.

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Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow wow. Oh wow. Yo, I asked you. Oh wow. You should have the fantasy. I know, right? Yeah, it's just a lot of him going, oh, oh. Because he's like a cuck on the show.

His mom runs the show. Oh, man. And he can get a word in from time to time, but not very often. It's the Kareyn Lee show. Well, yeah, and OK, the way she talks to him is pretty stickin' in. You're right.

Kind of gross. If you play track five, just this was just really quick, but it's just an inappropriate mom question. Her voice is particularly sexy. That's cool. Yes. So this episode... Thank you, have a sexy voice. Mmm. Ha ha ha. Maybe laugh.

Like, no mom. Mom. Yeah, but I feel like you're, you're following for the whole cheesy gimmick of this show that that's funny just because it's the mom talking to the son. Like, that's their whole universe. That's, that's the only reason why these people exist is for this one gimmick. Right, but it's still interesting to me

because it's so bizarre. Okay. It's so weird. I don't find it that bizarre weird. And it did make me feel like, it did make me like cringe a little bit. And they were definitely parts where I was like, why are they talking about this?

But parts of the interview with that woman, Chloe, were actually, I was kind of finding myself listening to it and actually listening to it rather than listening for things I could pull for. So this is what I was trying to figure out because I don't listen to any of these sex podcasts, sex talk, it's never sexy, it's never interesting. Well, I didn't make me feel sexy.

No, definitely not. So listen to this track. This is straight out of the interview. This is the conversation going on with this Bonesex operator. No, no, actually a fetish by definition is a displacement away from the genitals to something else. So, you know, and it's always been tied really closely to psychology.

It comes from like the late 1800s when psychology was just kind of starting, they used fetishes to kind of define a typical sexuality. And so there was always kind of a negative connotation with it and it was considered a type of insanity or to private, something that was negative. And it's just kind of like our views and psychology's views of fetishes have slowly evolved over time.

Who is this show for? Why am I learning about the psychology of fetishes? Who gives a shit? It's a sex show. It is a sex show. It's I don't understand who is listening to this. And the other thing that she gets into is how to become a phone sex operator. Remember that part of the show? Yes. And this part, it doesn't make any sense to me because again, do we ask how to become a phone sex operator?

This is not a business people are trying to get into or have a hard time with. Here's a, here's Chloe giving your professional opinion on how to get into this biz. It's there's a PSO forum site, it's called text delicious. And I always recommend it if anybody's getting into it. It has absolutely every piece of current advice you would ever want on being a phone sex operator.

That's how I found my job. That's how I recommend other girls do it too. So, hmm. Oh! It's anyone else in the show looking for advice on how to become a phone sex operator? I guarantee you that. Listen, just because you don't aspire to become a phone sex operator. I guarantee you that. Listen, just because you don't aspire

to be a phone sex operator, doesn't mean there aren't people out there that don't wanna be. I have a cam girl all the way. The phone sex operator, that's old fashioned man. Yeah, but it's good old fashioned phone sex. That's what they say. I don't know why you like this so much.

I did not think this is out. This is so bizarre. I didn't love it. I like it. I feel like you're back, you're back so much. I did not figure this out. This is so bizarre. I didn't love it. I like it. I feel like you're back. You're back tracking. I'm not back tracking. I listened to a couple other episodes.

There was one where he had his friend Lexi on and she talked about the worst date she ever had. Okay, that was fun. And it was fun because she was really good. Like, I feel like it largely depends on their guess. Oh yeah, definitely because these two people are boring. Okay, well, so play track three. Mother, son, or all sex classes-

We need to hardly in person. All three of us together. In our hotel room. And let's just say she started teaching me how to make out within earlobe. Yeah, she was trying to explain to you how to perform all sex by using- Oh no, that was kissing. And later on she trying to explain to you how to perform all sex by using, oh no, that was kissing. Later on, she tried to explain to you how to give all sex by using your hand.

I kind of use oral sex. I hate her voice, but I did go and try to listen to that episode with Nina Hartley. Okay. And I couldn't get through that one because Nina Hartley is kind of unlistable. Okay. Oh really, a washed up porn star is an interesting to listen to yet no shit. Hey, I'm better seen in that herd porn star.

Well, porn or not seen either, because she's pretty old. Oh, she looks terrible. Oh, I haven't looked at her. I looked her up. I looked up, Karen Lee. And she is really good looking. Her voice doesn't, I can't believe that voice

comes out of her. Cause she sounds like she's 80, but she really is a good looking woman. All right. Can we talk about Karen Lee? Yes, I'd love to talk about Karen Lee. Okay. So first off, the way this show is set up is that

here you have this guy, Cam, who's a stand-up comedian. Right? Self-proclaimed. Well, he is a stand-up comedian. But that's how they describe it. Right. So he's a stand-up comedian. Right.

And so it's just, hey, you know, my mom's the sex expert, I'm a stand-up comedian. We'll do a show together. It's what you would think. And I go, okay, that's an interesting premise. No, the fact that Cam's mom is a cougar and loves talking about sex is his only identity in the world. I went and found Stand-Up routines by Cam Poeter and I hope he's good. It's quite hard. So check this out.

This is what Cam's stand up is. I came across an incredible book recently. Oh hold on I should set this up. So the sound quality is garbage. It's a YouTube video but he gets up there. The first thing he does is he pulls a book out of his pants and holds it up for everyone. Okay so that's the visual here. Okay. I came across an incredible book recently. It's completely changed the way I have sexual intercourse. It's called a Cougar's Guide to Getting Your Aspect out there. It's absolutely phenomenal.

And it's written by a woman named Karen Lee Poeter who is my mother. So this is his stand up is also based only on the premise of this show. This guy's only stick is that his mom is Karen Lee Poeter. But he's got a laugh to keep from crying. No, I'm already gonna do. Well, he can fucking write original jokes and be a fucking stand up, like a normal stand up, Don. All right, so here's, he actually, one of his routines I was watching, all he talked about was that Nina Hartley episode.

Like, that was his whole routine. Well, it's all he talks about is this podcast because isn't it crazy that there was a porn star and my mom and the porn star was there? It's like, no, that's the whole fucking premise in your show of course that's gonna happen. All right, so anyway, I feel like bad, I could tell. You feel bad for Cam, but here's more of Cam stand up.

I just wanna play this because obviously he set up his whole show with, by the way, my mom is this woman who does this, but it's not just that much of it. I think this is all made much worse by the fact that my mother is a sex expert. A sex expert. Forring. I'm not kidding. She has a YouTube channel where she posts videos about her philosophy on love, which can be summed up pretty succinctly.

It's have sex as much as humanly possible. What a story, Mark. So I mean, what's the interesting part? Is she had the goal to ask me if I would promote her YouTube channel tonight. That's fascinating, please go on. There's been no laughs! What do you mean I'm not? You know, on the one hand, I'm thinking...

Be more funny! What? No, I'm not going to promote and plug your YouTube channel about sex and relationships in my stand-up. Time to click Toggy. But on the other hand, she did offer me $50. If I mentioned YouTube.com slash love on corporate. That the sale.

So that's this entire world is just this while my mom is a cougar who talks about sex a lot. It is. So let's get into Karen Lee. Okay. I would classify her as hateable. She's a narcissist. Even when they're doing a commercial read, she has to make it about her.

Each and every therapist has at least a master's degree, which is what I have, and it's completed over 3,000 hours of supervised work. So you're talking about talks based to come online therapy. And they have this whole read that they do every episode. And one of the jokes is, you know, I love a bargain, Bob. Yeah, you sure do. But anyway, that she goes, each of these people have their master's degree, like I do.

Who gives you makes everything about her. Every single thing. And I do want to get into the saga of making everything about her? Every single thing. And I do want to get into the saga of making everything about her. So here is, this is how you know that these people are amateur broadcasters. They're interviewing this Chloe love person and immediately have to talk,

start talking about themselves when Chloe answers a question. So I have to have some very weird, weird conversations? Yes. Yes. Yeah, way weirder than I ever expected. So yeah, because Cam and I have had some really weird requests and conversations.

And when I say weird, I'm not judging. I'm just saying weird. I would also like weird. So yeah, weird is different. and we're different as good. I actually, go ahead. I tend not to have these requests. It's usually you that gets their requests. For me?

Yes. Yeah, I get really strange. Oh my gosh. I mean, we've talked about this several times. Some of the things that some men want to do and the things that they send me, you know, I mean, it's like I don't need to wake up in the morning to see a giant penis in my face, you know.

So they're interviewing this woman. She's not even able to get a word in because they're talking about their own thing that they have going on. This is the funniest thing to me that I heard. And this is supposed to be a comedy show, right? There's a Santa comedian on it. All right.

This to me was definitely the funniest thing. They're interviewing a woman who's a phone sex operator because she's a phone sex operator. And then they ask this question. Um, you know, people get married for the right people get married for the wrong reasons. Do you have any questions for us? Hmm. Do you have any questions for us? Karen Lee, we're gonna make it about you. She's like, we've been talking about you way too fucking log bitch. Let's get back to how so Karen Lee thinks that she is a celebrity.

She is very much a narcissist and I have some some clips on that so again, just cannot stop making it about herself. Really? I've had my YouTube channel for three years. This is that's during the interview. stop making it about herself. Really? I've had my YouTube channel for three years. This is that's during the interview. This is a clip that I call me too. I'm really open. I always have been just very sexual in nature. And so people kind of know that they can tell me anything.

Yeah. Yeah. So, I think everybody asked me, well, what, how did that happen? I don't know. It just didn't really. So how are you just, it's how you're wired. By the way, when somebody says everyone keeps asking me that no one's ever asked her that probably not Probably not that's in your own head people always ask me how are you so fabulous and amazing and I just don't have an answer for Might's just how I was bored. I guess I'm just amazing. Well, I did pull a clip that is right along this. Okay, great So okay, so track eight. It's called foot fetish. Yes clip that is right along this. Okay, great. So, okay, so track eight. It's called foot fetish. Yes. It's interesting because I wrote actually a five part series on foot fetishes. It's by far

hands down the most common fetish. Interesting. I have a couple guys wanting to see pictures of my feet. Yeah. So again, again, it's about, you know, she's trying to talk about some of this. She's an expert on, she's actually, you's actually written all this stuff about foot fetishes And carrying lead just immediately she cannot help herself like oh, yeah, you know guys like my feet like whatever And you know what not for nothing she is for a 58 year old woman She's done a very good job of maintaining herself, but she's not an attractive female Can we all agree that this is not reality wise? He's not an attractive female. Can we all agree that this is not-

Not personality wise. Not anyway. Not anyway. All right, so here's a clip that I just simply call, Karen Lee is a narcissist. I would have been like, I'm gonna put those probes on your scrotum, right? Right?

But I mean, you don't see you be good at phone sex because- Oh, I agree, right? You can't be, I- That's your big money, the Dominic. They make a lot of- I have no problem with that one. You don't see you be good at phone sex because I be good. Yeah, you can. Yeah. That's your money. Dominique. They make a lot of problem with that one. So the woman says you make a good phone sex ever.

She's like, we got course I want. I'm amazing and everything. She wouldn't. She wouldn't though because her voice is like. She wouldn't and she would make it about her. Probably. She'd probably be hanging up on the people. That's all right. I'm done. See ya. I pulled that same clip.

All right. So right after that, they start talking about in the aftermath, you know, they had to talk about what they talked about on the show. Right. So they revisit this fact that she would be this amazing phone sex operator. How did you like the fact that she said you would be a good phone sex operator because of your dominatrix qualities? I-I tend to agree with her. Don't shit your luck! Don't shit! Don't shit your luck! Don't fuck me!

Shit your luck! Yeah, no kidding. You agree with her that you'd be good at something? Well, you know. She's so happy about that. You can ask in the tough questions. Yeah, no kidding. You agree with her that you'd be good at something. Well, you know, she's so happy about that. Cam's asking the tough questions. Yeah, right. If you play Track 7, there's another example of really great interviewing skills he has.

Chloe, who are these guys sending you dick picks? Mostly to my Twitter followers. Ah, she talks about so Chloe love talks about how she once received 43 dick picks in one day. That's her record. And she says that guys will send pictures for different reasons. Because they think that she's an expert on, I guess, penises, I don't know, whatever. Well, I'm sure she's seen quite a few. Right.

She says guys will send a dick pic with the question, is this small? And it's funny, because that's my exact technique. It's exactly how I did it. I felt like I was a little ripped off. And how does that work out for you? It never works out well. Well, if you play drag six, this is,

this, I thought was one of the, so awkward, Cam's mom asks if he has an issue with his penis size. All right. Can I tell them flat out? Do you have this issue with penis size? Not really. I kind of got over the insecurity when I was younger. I have no idea.

I feel like it's just going to remain the same. It's kind of looked the same all my life. So I don't know if it's going to, it's not changing anytime soon. So I accept it. Yeah, Chloe love it changing anytime soon. So. Yeah, accept it. Yeah, Chloe Love, just like yeah, just accept it, your micro penis. Wow.

So guy, we don't know of his bigger small arms. But this is, this is the problem I have with this show is that there's never an attempted humor. Your mom asked you about your penis size, there's at least 13 built-in jokes to that. Right. You could easily go up with a quip.

And this guy just enters it honestly and earnestly and you're so fucking boring. That's not a show. That's not what a show's are. All right, I didn't even mention this yet, Jim. But you know what the actual title of this podcast is? It's not Sex Talk with My Mom. Do you know what it is?

Yeah. All right, the actual title of this show is Sex Talk with My Mom, a comedy talk show inspired by Howard Stern, Joe Rogan, Tim Ferris, Bill Burr, and Sex with Emily. That's the name of this fucking show. I didn't read that. Yeah. I ran out of time. If it's inspired by those things, it's Miss The Mark. Well, yeah. Pretty fucking far.

Well, yeah, go ahead. But the way I kind of felt about it, and maybe I didn't enjoy it, but it was almost like watching the room. The movie The Room, he made that as a serious, dramatic film, but now it's like this cult, classic, it's a comedy, people laugh at it, it's like rock-roll. They're laughing at him now with him.

Right, I'm laughing at them. Okay, so you like this show because you think it's terrible, is what you're saying? Because that's the way you set this off to begin. Well, no, and I like them because I think they're terrible, but I actually like the interview with Chloe. I thought it was interesting. Okay, so because of them,

because the title of their podcast, shoe horns in a bunch of popular shows that are good, they get found by people who are searching for things. So I was looking at their reviews on iTunes and there's one that came in back in July of 2017. Better than Howard Stern, five stars. And by the way, then is spelled THE-Ad. Better than Howard Stern, this fucking brainiac. I hate that. All cats. I love this podcast. What I searched for Howard Stern and didn't find any actual Stern works I was just a little disappointed dummy Howard Stern doesn't have a podcast if you're searching for them on iTunes You're not gonna find it right?

Undeterred I decided to give Kim and his awesome mother a shot man was I impressed the quality of content is on par with the best of the best The intellectual conversation about so much more than just sex promises to keep all listeners entertained. What? I called the show's hotline to personally thank them. I was surprised to receive a text from Cam himself, eagerly trying to connect with a fan. The sex talk with my mom podcast team really takes everything to the next level. So here's this fucking dummy who listened to this show looking for Howard

Stern. Right. These people couldn't interview a phone sex operator and make her interesting. They made it about themselves. I listen to Howard Stern. I listen to him talk to just recently Dennis Leary. He'll talk to Robert Plant, Kid Rock. You know what Howard never does, make it about himself. And yet Howard's turn is a celebrity with a very interesting life that he could make it about himself. And he does it because he's a professional. He makes the subject, the subject. He makes way more money than these two though. Yeah, I know.

He's really good at what he does. And this fucking ass clown on iTunes thinks that these guys are better than Howard Stern. Well, it retarded. That's not the podcast fault. He can't do this because they put Howard Stern in the title of it. Listen, I can see that you're angry. I'm very upset. You're so mad.

I wasn't going to be this upset and then you had to go on it and say, I like the shot. Let's do a bunch of episodes. What? I could pull my hair out over here. I mentioned that they do a lot of setups and teases for what's going to come. Here's just an example of that. I'm talking about what you're about to hear. Okay.

So for this episode, for part one, we talk a lot about how Chloe became a phone sex operator, what is required to become a phone sex operator, operator, what are the skills, the different types of calls she receives. We dive into my mother's favorite topic, which is penis size. Oh yeah. The importance of it. And we spend a lot of time talking about fetishes. Oh yeah, she knows I really, really tune into the foot fetish thing. Well, I'm not gonna give anything away. I'm not gonna give anything away! That's all they do!

If we had gotten to the point where the orgasm happened, it would have been interesting. But that's all they do is give shit away. So this actually falls under our new segment here on WATP that we call no shit Sherlock Okay, wait you're ruining all that whole episode. You're all the spoiler alert That's all this show is just ruining what's happen. And it's not even gonna be interesting. Oh, coming up, we're gonna talk to Chloe Love.

We're gonna talk about how fetishes are described by psychologists in the 1800s. Give the fuck. Uh-huh. I, I, maybe the other episodes are better. Well, I doubt you'd think they were. I doubt it, I doubt it too. themselves are better. Well, I doubt you'd think they were. I doubt it too. I have more teasing, and this is, once again, currently making it about herself. So you got to listen to the part

two, she talks all about these tips for dirty talking, role-playing. That's a good one, because I do get a lot of questions like that on my YouTube channel. Oh, she goes into D2. She explains it. Yes. It's always about her and on my YouTube channel. How is she going into D2? She explains it. Yes. It's always about her and her fucking YouTube channel. Well, when you bring it to light like that. It's out of control this one. She is out of control. So I have a track out here.

This is from Part 2. This is the episode 22. And Cam wants to apologize in advance. So I want to apologize to all of our listeners in advance. If you're expecting me to talk dirty, it didn't happen this time. Maybe the next time we have a phone sex app right on the line. Okay. What world are these people living in? Sorry, I didn't talk dirty. Cam, nobody wants to hear you talk when I don't talk dirty.

I can't. I can't. I can't. He's got that mom. He does have that mom. But you know what, without that mom, he would have no stand-up routine, no podcast, no identity in life.

His mom is everything. And then he said something that's just so annoying. I don't think he said this to be a joke, but just so you know, podcasts, you download, then you listen through from start to finish. So if you're just tuning in, this is the second episode of a two part series with an interview with Chloe Love,

who is a phone sex operator. Nobody is just tuning in. That's all you guys have been talking about. I swear to God, 53% of this show is talking about what's going on in this show. If they stripped all of that off, you could just have an interview with a phone sex operator. It could have been one episode, not two. You wouldn't have had to fucking ruin the orgasm thing by talking about it and nauseam. I invite the listeners of WATP to check out. They have a hotline they invite you to call into.

Here's a clip where they're promoting that. Okay, well, I hope you all loved it and please call into that hotline and let us know if you've had experience with phone sex operators if there's been a good thing bad thing if you learn anything from this podcast and if you have any questions because we would love to answer them. It's 3 2 3 4 7 2 4 2 3 7 call in and It's all anonymous It's all anonymous 3 2 3 anonymous three two three four seven two four two Three seven, please call them. Leave them a voice. I don't know what you think and if you send me the audio that we'll definitely play it here on

I'm W ATP. I invite our listeners to check that out Cam though. What's that? It'd be nice to cam the poor guy Jen from the Jing poor guy. Jen from the Jingle's department is a big fan of camp odor. I just feel bad for the guy. Yeah. I wish everybody could see Carl right now though, because I feel like it's Matt is going to pop off of his body. He's so mad. So this is the super intelligent phone sex operator giving you some advice that you would not know just from being a person in the world.

You get these trigger statements and phone sex where a guy will repeat something over and over and I've learned that that's what they want from you. That's like them giving you a clue. Oh, that's giving me a clue. Yeah, yeah, I've got a region clear right now. Yeah, I've got a Regent Clear right now. She says, if a guy repeats over and over again, that's giving you a clue. No, that's telling you. That's not a clue. If I repeat something over and over again about the new drone that I want,

that means I want the new drone. It's not a clue about dropping a fucking hint. Not about the drone. All right, fair enough. Jennie has some more clips on here. Is there anything else that you wanted to touch on? I've totally stolen the show from you. I'm gonna get a lot of hate mail.

You are now. Baha, I didn't allow you to speak at all. That's okay. This is all you. What do we got? What do we got? No, I don't know. They're just, we don't have to play them.

I don't want to play them. Oh no. Oh, I should have let you go first. What's up? I feel like I've ruined your whole like take on this show. You were going to talk about how, oh look at all uncomfortable this is. Oh, I'm talking about sex.

That's his mob. Woo. Oh, yeah. That's what I was going to say exactly. I knew it. No. I knew it. No.

And I think that you can tell from the clips that you played how uncomfortable it is. I don't think I need to drive that point home. Alright, fair enough. So, um, a couple of things that I wanted to talk about on today's show. Last week, we reviewed a podcast called Comtown. And, uh, do you remember that episode Compton? I do. Okay, so Compton is an extremely popular podcast that Andy and I were a little bit befuddled by. We couldn't figure out why it was so popular because it seemed less than professional. And I did post our show in the subreddit of Compton.

And I just wanted to read you some of the responses we got from the Cumboys who are the fans of that show. So you know the way that Reddit works. You put it at your post in there, people up or downvote it. So this is the one at the very top. This got upvoted the most. Your podcast is horrible and you shouldn't have posted it here. That was that was number one. So the over arching theme of the feedback on this is that there's some inside joke to come down that we just did not get. Okay. Because apparently we were taking it too literally when they were talking about but sex and whatever else they were talking about

mostly but sex. But here's a comment, what a waste of bandwidth. How are these guys so devoid of irony, and it's not a bit? It's hilarious how much they take, it fakes value. It was a response to that, and then someone responds to those two and says, if you can't see why the riff on Adam getting fucked at the rodeo is funny, I don't even know what to tell you. I'm so confused, I'm trying to understand why this, I've actually talked to friends who've told me

they're huge Comtown fans. Really? Like, how am I missing this? I don't understand at all. Just a few more comments I wanted to get to. I genuinely enjoyed listening to that. Their weird insistence on missing the joke with Comtown clips played over it

was like some kind of really good Compton remix. Where did they do this every week like sports center? Here's a comment, damn that hotline bit sucked. Sorry, Andy. Here's a comment, the game. These guys are so retired, it's actually pretty funny. Plus there's a nice stop-off, laugh track. I always say stop-off, stop-off, laugh track.

That's a nice compliment. Yep, yep, yep. No one cares about your gay ass new male podcast. What? Yeah, that's funny. Here's one. Laugh my fucking ass off. I was just about to post this.

My favorite thing is that they just described the entire point of the show from a negative standpoint. It's shitty. The point is that it's shitty. It's a cum podcast. That I can, that I can stand by that. Yeah, that's like, yeah, that's a good point. It is a cum podcast. I guess I should have done. And then this is a comment that I thought was funny but got

almost no upvotes. So the the come boys do not. But let's be honest here guys. I highly doubt they are even gay with their dad what because come times all about being gay with your dad according to uh uh one of the house all right so I wanted to get that out of the way it's fun fun stuff uh they were not thrilled with w atp's take and come down and apparently we missed the joke we don't get it yeah I didn't get it either I didn't get it um all right let's talk about our iTunes page.

We've been getting some reviews lately. This one came in on October 24th. This is in Canada. Spoiler alert, it's these fucking ass hats and everyone has a podcast. The split is fucking guys. So the Sunday line is a great concept, executed abysmally. I really like the concept on paper upon listening It becomes immediately obvious that the hosts are devoid of any comedic inclination or conversational prowess

As a fucking mouth for it. There. I should well could have been a platform to savagely roast a podcast in a Redeeming manner is instead of show that aspires to be the antithesis the podcast they critique. How do you roast someone in a redeeming manner is instead of show that aspires to be the antithesis, the podcast they critique. How do you roast someone in a redeeming manner? I know, that was like, the whole beef was like, I thought you guys were gonna roast us in a funny way, but instead you just ripped us apart. Like, that's what a Roast is. That's what it is, you fucking dummy.

The result is a terrible show taking pot shots and edited clips of other shows that they deem terrible. Don't waste your time. When there are comment sections out there that would fill your need in a better fashion than the drivel that is being offered here, man. We really buttered these fucking guys. That is...

Did they even... They asked us to do their show. What else did they know? They're joking, I know. Well, I can talk about not getting the joke. I don't understand why they put it themselves out there because you may have never even found that podcast anyway. No, I definitely would never have found that podcast.

It's not a podcast people know about or talk about or that is a popular. They don't have a sub-reddit. All right, then I come down. Thank God for that. Then we got some new reviews that came in from Great Britain that I wanted to share with you. This is back in October 5th. Seems pretty mean-spirited one-star, you think? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I think Jenna actually witnessed that today. I don't know why that would be something to rate it on. That's just the topic of the show.

You know those nitpicking top 10 reasons why this thing sucks articles? This is the podcast equivalent of those. I hope for their sake that it's just an act and that the host put it on for the show Your time is too valuable for this what? It's just an act. I actually love all of the podcast that we listen to. They're all amazing

I broke the fourth wall and then here's another one that came in October 15th I love the show five stars key up the good work These shows need calling out on their stupidity, especially anyone named Carl. Well, they get that joke. Yeah, at least at least someone's understanding the stuff. So that's what's going on across the pond, as they say. I do have one other thing I want to comment on. This is in the US. We got a five star review. Definitely appreciate that back on November 8th. And I just want to, you know, I don't read the five star reviews, but I wanted to point something out

that this person wrote. For what it's worth, this podcast sounds fine to me with overcast voice boost and smart speed on. No complaints about audio from me. Boom! That is the very, very first time someone has actually said that the show doesn't sound like shit. And I just wanted to do a victory laugh right now around my set up here, which

won't take very long because that of the set up. And I'm back. But listen, I get a lot of shit for how the show sounds. People are not thrilled with the production quality, and I will tell you, I work on it. I'm trying, trying to make it better. So. That's all we can ask. Love the feedback, everybody. Well, I'm real proud of you. I had to read that one, because that was a fucking first.

Oh, man, there's so many things to get to. Have I talked about all the stuff I wanted to talk about? I couldn't possibly tell you. I mean, I could mention this. Andy was on the show last week. He brought an equip that we never got to. And going back to the British gentleman who talked about people named Carl,

Andy pulled a clip from Harman Town. And again, Dan Harman loves riffing with the name Carl. So Andy edited this together and put this, it seems like a much longer story, but here's the edited version. I'm drunk! Are you being arrested? I got no, because I'm the fucking Teflon drunk, man.

I saw the cop, I pulled over, got out of the car, he came roaring up, what were you doing? Not driving? That's what counts. And he said, oh yeah, where are you going? I said, I'm coming from a friend. And he said, what's your friend? I said, Carl? And he's like, where's Carl live? I said, I don't know, I'm drunk. Can't remember where Carl lives. I just know I wasn't driving and I walked. He said, what if I said, I saw you driving. I'd say, I don't know, I'm drunk. I just came from Carl's and he said,

what if I went up to every one of these houses and knocked out and I asked for Carl? I'd say, at that point, who's winning? So again, just the name Carl thrown into any story makes it hilarious. It is hilarious. What's the name Carl? Oh, there you are.

How dare you? Always on the lookout for the name car being the punch line. I don't know how that has happened, but it is everywhere. It really is. It's fucking weird. All right.

You should be proud of that too. Well, we've gotten to the point of the show. Do you know what point we've gotten to, Jen? I do, I do, I know. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. to, Jen. I do, I do, I know. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

Jesus. That's right, Jen. It is time for next week's teaser. This is a part in the show where we do something that I was just pissed off about for the last 45 minutes. We tease what we'll be talking about in next week's episode. I was just gonna say maybe you can show us the right way to do a teaser. This is how you actually do a tease people, okay. I'm not gonna give away the jokes that we're gonna tell because I don't know them yet. They might not be any. But what I do is I pull a clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing next week. And I do that just to wet the appetite, right? Just to take over the scrower them a little bit.

Why do you even like this, y'all? You said you're not fine, everything we're doing. Well, just that. Well, maybe that's why the Jekyll's apartment has been missing an action for so long. I know. We gotta get a new moniker aside from bag slappers. You do.

Yeah. I need some fodder for some stuff. Well, I mean, you could read to our dozens and dozens of one-star reviews. How'd I do? I'm sure there's plenty of things that you could latch onto. I'm afraid of what I'd see. Aside from bag slapping.

All right. Well, here's a clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing next week. Oh, and we're going to use like a pseudonym of you for you, right? Yeah. Yeah. What do you want us to call you? Dr. Pepsi. Dr. Pepsi. Dr. Pepsi. All right, Dr. Pepsi. I've been waiting for this day since I was like 12. Does somebody call me Dr. Pepsi? Was I like your screen name? My first AOL name was Pepsi. One, number one, because Pepsi was already taken. And I misspelled Pepsi with an IE.

So it was Pepsi with an IE. And then I had to come up with a story to explain. Like, I know how Pepsi spelled. Yeah. I just wanted to be different. All right, this is a show called What's Your Problem? We'll be listening to episode eight. My own worst enemy with Dr. Pepsi from September 20th, 2017.

This is a listener suggestion from a Cumboy. I had a Cumboy reach out to me and say, you guys don't get it, but hey, check out this podcast, our sub Daniel, send us in this suggestion and actually suggested we listen to either episode eight or episode 10. Yeah, it's like an olive branch. He thought those were pretty good.

So, uh, so we'll be listening to this. Here's the description of what's your problem. People send us their weird or depressing personal problems and we get them terrible advice or make fun of them. No personal growth allowed. So that is the description of the show. I like it. It seems like a fun premise.

Doctor Pepsi. Yeah, I know. I know. That didn't get off to a good start. Huh. You know, here's what I do. I get these podcast suggestions. I listen to the podcast.

There was one that somebody sent me that was called Depressed Not Dead. And it's a single person on there talking about his depression and how he suicidal. That sounds hilarious. Oh my God. It's not supposed to be funny. I'm sure not.

And I was listening, I listened to the first five or seven minutes of it. And I'm like, there's no way we could have fun with this. There's no, there's no fun to be had here. Right. Making fun of Karen Lee, yeah. Easily. Oh, sure. Easily.

But. There's a lot of podcasts I listen to, like true crime ones that are terrible. Yeah, but they're not, they're not fun. No, because they're talking about someone being killed. Right. So, so when I, when I decide which podcast will be reviewing based on the listener suggestions, I only listen to the first few minutes of it. So this one starts off real slow. But I like the promise. I think it's going to be good. I have high hopes. I'm optimistic too. All right, that's good.

I'm glad to hear that. I didn't glad I don't have to listen to it though. You will have to listen to it, because you'll listen to every episode of WATP. I'll listen to your. Right. Right. Right. That was one of the suggestions that we got.

Somebody wrote in the subreddit, why would I listen to a show about podcasts when I can just listen to a podcast? I can just feel it, you know, like, this is a podcast, it's a podcast, a, all right, so anyway. I wanna meet that guy. Deep breath, please, join us again next week

because it might be the episode we find out once and for all, who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony.さあ! いー! I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Well that was fun, Jen. What did you think? We talked about sex That was good.

We talked about sex with your... No, sex talk with my mom. Not sex with your mom. I was thinking of what's your problem. We talked about sex talk with your mom. And you actually came into a thinking it was a pretty good podcast. You listen to a bunch of episodes. I did.

I didn't like it as much. No, you hated it. I didn't like it as much as No, you hated it. I, I, I didn't like it as much as you did. Um, I hated it. Yeah. It was actually how I would describe my level of wiking. Oh, I know. That show.

It was clear. I could see it in your face. Well, you know, the thing I really didn't like about it was the format. Like, why after the show do you have to talk about what just happened on the show? I know, but I don't know. I just let loose and listen to it and part of it I actually liked. So yeah, all right. Well, that's all for us.

Love ya.