Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep87 - The Unwritable Rant

Episode Date: December 24, 2017

This week we spread holiday cheer by reviewing a snoozefest called The Unwritable Rant. Somehow this podcast has interviewed Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, Ari Shaffir, Charlie Daniels and many other celebrities who are way too good for this show.  But it's not just interviews. The often blurry Juliette Miranda also explains how Wild Turkey tastes and tells you boring stories from her life. Who's Juliette Miranda you ask? Great question. Kevin joins the show to talk about driving to the new Star Wars movie. Well, at least I think it was the new Star Wars movie. I can't remember if he clarified that or not. We also play a game, read new reviews, and reveal the sentence of the week.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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or on Twitter, who are these pod, email the show W ATP show at gmail.com. We're always looking for new podcast suggestions. Also, if you like what you hear, don't forget to give us a positive five star review on iTunes. Today, we'll be reviewing a podcast called the Unrightable Rant. It's a suggestion that came in from David the producer who's actually the producer of this show. Kevin and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So let's get into it. This is The Unrightable Rant with your host, Juliet Miranda. And there's two different versions of her styles to this show. There's ones where she tells stories and then

there's ones where she interviews people. Yeah, so I did not know that little nugget you just said that this was sent in by her producer. Correct. On Twitter, David the producer sent us a DM, really likes the show and wanted to check this out. Wow, okay. I know. So the shows that Kevin and I listened to, we actually listened to three episodes. There was an interview with Anthony Cumia from Opian Anthony. There was an interview with Jim Norton from Opian Anthony. And there was a recent episode she put out where she tells a couple of stories in it.

So without further ado, let me get into the clip that best sums up the show for me. And the one consistent thing that happened on all of these episodes is she starts off by drinking whiskey and talking about it for some reason. It reminds me of why I loved atomic fireball candy as a kid. There is just a ton, a huge punch of cinnamon right up front. But then it kind of balances out a little bit with some honey, maybe some pear sweetness towards the back. This is a potent, potent rye whiskey. And I'll tell you, it does taste a little bit better on ice. Why would anyone care about this? She goes out and out about whatever whiskey she's drinking. She has, I wonder, did she have such a sophisticated palette when she was little in

and eating fucking fireball candy? Yeah, obviously. Like, I know I did when I was, but I was a little, I was like, these Boston baked beans I'm eating right now are so delightful. These lemon heads have such a fragrance to them at the beginning. The Mike and Ike is easy on the palette, but also has delicious aftertaste. These candy cigarettes will give you fucking candy long, but you know, it's worth it in the end. So it always starts off and Kevin, we've found this to be the case on a lot of these podcast review where they try to mix in drinking alcohol with podcasting. It never works out well.

It's never makes a show better. Like, hey, let's start drinking and then we'll do a show. Yeah, and I don't even know why that is a thing for her to be doing on here. It's not, I don't know, it just seems out of place. I don't know why she's a thing. She seems to think that she's a celebrity because she talks about her life

like anyone would care about it. Well, and I guess that was my other question. And I'm on her bio page now, and I don't really see, like I'm just expecting to see, like, you know, whatever, stand up comedian or a comedy writer or somehow connected into the business some way, but it doesn't really seem like that's the case.

She wrote some books. She's written some books. Yeah, she wrote some books. She wrote some books. Not her bio, it just talks about how she did a book tour and was at the Barnes & Noble in Chicago or something. I go, okay. Yeah, and I guess she dated like rock stars or something.

Yeah, I don't know. That seems to be her claim to fame is that she used to date Brett Michaels from poison. As far as I can tell, that's why we should listen to anything she has to say. So here is from the more recent podcast we listen to where she's telling a story. Here is the actual audio that comes out of her boring ass story. Maybe I'm just overly sensitive or I don't know, just too old-fashioned, but I just don't like the idea of receiving a physical examination within the same proximity of a place that will rotate my tires.

What's more, this particular clinic was once a Hollywood video store. You can still see the faint outline of the logo on the exterior. And although I am sure the place has since been gutted and disinfected, I can't quite shake the image of this year's flu vaccinations being stored next to a stack of unwatched Garfield DVDs. Alright, a couple things I want to point out here. First off, you can tell she's trying to be witty and interesting and funny with these, you know, uh, unwatched Garfield DVDs.

hilarious. But the other thing that really irked me about this show and it just got more and more irritating is how it's produced. And I know that the producer set this in. But the noise gate is at fucking 11, and she speaks in these sentences, and this rhythm where I tell a story by saying a sentence. And then I go on with another sentence after that. There is a third sentence that I say,

that's the rhythm of the show, not stop. And she leaves those pregnant pauses in there all the time. This is how I think that same audio clip I just played. This is how I think Julia is perceiving the listener enjoying her show. Maybe I'm just overly sensitive, or I don't know, just too old-fashioned, but I just don't like the idea of receiving

a physical examination within the same proximity of a place that will rotate my tires. It's more, this particular clinic is home to a Hollywood video store. You can see the fake outline of the logo on the exterior. I am sure the place has been gathered and disinfected. I can't quite shake the image of this year's flu vaccinations being stored next to a stack of unwatched Garfield DVDs. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! This is so much, David. What if David Lee Roth is one of the people she dated? Woohoo!

Goddamn it, baby! I lied to you! I'm only gonna tell you what to have. Oh, DRR, man. Here's my take on a co-host to show with just DRR clips. That's gonna be like that. Really shit. I W-A-T-P is just DRR pre-recorded clips.

All right, I'm sorry. What are you saying? No, I think my take on her style is that, so when she's doing these stories, so this first one that you've done here, not an interview, obviously, is her style is almost as if she's reading an audio book. Yes.

So you could tell she's an author because everything is carefully written out. So everything she's reading, it sounds like she's recording an audiobook. And even more so to the, you know, what's amazing about it is the shows called the unrightable rant. And it's all written. It's all scripted out. Yeah. And you're exactly right. She's reading it like she's reading her audiobook. Right. And I think, you know, the way that it's produced also gives it that feel.

There's no music bad. There's nothing, you know, to give you theater of the bind or anything for this story she's telling. It's very much like a really, a really boring version of NPR. Like it's a boring version of NPR. Like it's a story. How boring version of NPR? Holy shit, that's the meanest thing you've ever said on this show. You're podcasting is a boring version of NPR.

Happy holidays, everybody. Kevin, I get the sense that we're listening to Juliet's one-man show because she's acting a lot. She's not just reading things. She's trying to act it out in like giggle and be spontaneous. I have a example of that. I just call this cheesy script reading. I suppose you can see where this is going and y'all. It was way worse than you think. Y'all. I'm sure you can see her. Don't

don't assume that I know what the fuck you're talking about. I didn't know where this was going. She's talking about how she had a pee into a cup for some type of medical exam or something. Which let's just break that apart. Okay. Why? I don't understand why you would need to pee into a cup. And in the same, like everyone I'm sure has done a drug test

at some point in their life. That's when you have all the rules, like don't flush the toilet, don't blah, blah, blah, blah, don't, whatever. She's reading all those off, like that's something that would be required in a medical exam, because she was sick.

She was sick and then all of a sudden, she's like, and then I had a pee into a cup. And the crazy part about this is she's telling this story. She's like, okay, I but you know where this is going and guess what it was she didn't pee enough to fill the cup whoa That really happened in your life. That's amazing. Get the shit So fucking boring and then she gets into these Details about the conversation that she was having with the person at this medical facility

and Kevin if she is telling this story as if it's interesting I can't imagine what shit she's leaving out listen to listen to this boring story details She rolls her eyes and she asks me are you a doctor? Oh, oh she did not just ask me that Because I was already feeling shitty. And I was in no mood to deal with self-righteous bullshit. So I fire back.

No, are you? Because remember, she never introduced herself to me. Boring. Oh my god. Why are we listening to this? The woman asked if I'm a doctor and I'm like, no, are you? Wow Brilliant. I was good. I'm good. Yeah, I brutal. Jesus Christ like a chip comeback

Garbage All right, so let's get into the the interviews style shows. Yes, so You and I are both fans of Anthony Kumia and Jim Norton, which is why we listen to those episodes. It would be interesting to listen to people that we've heard on the radio for years. And, you know, we obviously know a lot about these guys. Right. The thing that I found about her interview style, it's so boring. It's not a conversational interview. I have an example here of a really boring question. This is with Jim Norton. And just the thing that you would never ask, like Jim Norton's a standup comedian who is pretty over the

top. He's dirty and he's really honest. And this is the question. Is there ever really a point where, you know, you draw the line and you just say, you know, nope, that's, that's just too much. Oh, yuck. What did she think he's going to say to that? Yeah, you know, I did have this one bit about this thing. I decided that was over the line. Jim Norris, I'm going to say that. I mean, that's so mundane. Here's another example of this. And again, just a terrible question. And of course, when you ask dumb questions, you get really boring answers. Well, you're sending expectations then.

Well, yeah, you want something to work. You want something to go well, you know? Oh, absolutely. Kevin, I hate no one more than Sirius Jim Norton. Sirius Jim is the most boring individual on the face of the earth. You know, when he starts to explain his comedy and how, oh yeah, I want people to like it

and I'm trying to, it's, oh god damn it, this guy's a funny guy, we're talking about. Well, and that's what makes it all the more strange to me that they would agree to do this type of interview. Like it does, it just seems out of character. More so for Anthony. Yeah. I've never heard him go on another show that wasn't like, you't like Fox News or something that, you know, you know, when he's getting off political and being over the top, but both of these interviews were very much subdued, you know, very shallow character dives. It's not like, you know, they were going in depth into-

Shallow is the right word. Here's a question that you asked Anthony Cumia. So is there anything that's off limits with your show? Oh, yuck again. You know, what is he going to say? And then Anthony Cumia says something that I found so douchey. This is him explaining how his show is uncensored. I think a lot of people would be surprised how much more people would, especially in the audience, would like you to push the envelope, would like you to really shake things up and maybe elicit a gasp or two for things you say, some surprises.

Oh, he's explaining that he's a shock, Jack. Yeah. That's the most serious thing a shock, jack. Yeah. That's the docious thing I've ever heard him say. It's like I want to hear, I wish that who is reviewing this interview was Opian Anthony, or like, Opian Jim and Anthony. Yeah, right.

Like, they were picking apart their own interviews because the style is so weird, and it just seems so out of character for them. just seems so out of character for both of them. This woman does not know how to take very interesting people and let them be interesting. She makes them boring. Yeah, it's weird. I just, I don't know. My mind goes to like, how the hell did she get these people? Like, how did she get this interview? I mean, guess that David the producer is the one who's setting these up. Well, should David the producers should be getting

fucking Anthony Cumia to do co-host with you. Oh, yeah. And actually, that's, I didn't want to spoil the surprise, but next week, I'm W-A-D-P-I have Ardielang and Anthony Cumia. Good luck on Ardielang. I know. Ardiel, I was talking to the owner of the comedy club last night Because already supposed to come in February like there's there's no way. Oh, he's gonna be coming right?

So yeah, I would be surprised if he's alive by February. I mean, he's it's really in bad shape So But speaking of David the producer for for some reason, the production of this show, you know, I talked about the noise gate. It is very professionally produced, sounds great. But then there's for no reason at all this, this, uh, sound effect. Join me, y'all. Philip those glasses.

Uh, you know, actually, Kevin, that is making me thirsty. I'm going to, I'm going to pour myself a soda if you don't mind. Oh, sure. Oh, yeah. Nice. That sounds refreshing. Oh, yeah. So, they should have that little poor sound after she talked about peeing in a cup.

Yeah, it would have been more interesting. Yeah. So I'm sure you noticed this. For some reason, Juliet loves the word y'all. I shouldn't sound Southern. I think she loves in Chicago. I think she does it to be, she thinks it's interesting or something. Did you pick up on this at all?

I did not pick up on this. Oh shit, Kevin. These podcasts are less than 30 minutes a piece. I listened to three of them. And here is my y'all compilation. Well, hey there, y'all. And y'all cannot leave a girl alone with her wild turkeys. I'm sure y'all know him from his years as the co-host of the Obey and Anthony show.

Let me tell y'all though. So y'all, what do you say? Well, hey there, y'all know him from his years as the co-host of the Oby and Anthony show. Let me tell y'all though, so y'all, what do you say? Well, hey there y'all. But first y'all, I need a little bit of whiskey. And join me in saying cheers y'all. Y'all, I was so excited to talk with Jim. Y'all get comfortable. And he was telling me a little bit about some of the craziness that y'all got into back in the day. Just for my own personal edification, did y'all really- I have two stories for y'all today. Join me y'all. Y'all? As for me, y'all, I have a confession to make. Y'all? I suppose you can see where this is going, and y'all. And y'all? I was right. Hang on y'all.

And clearly, since I'm here talking on y'all. And clearly send some here talking with y'all. I can't believe I'm telling y'all this. And now I'm out. Hope y'all the great week. I'll be back to chat with y'all again next Sunday. Cheers y'all. Oh my god. That last bit right there is the ending of her show. She says y'all in two and a half sentences three times. Wow, I did not even pick up on that. I'm so fucking annoyed. And it's this, um, she's trying to be

conversational. And it's the opposite of conversational. Hey, y'all, thanks for chatting with me today. We're just going to be talking about some stories, y'all. Oh, yeah, I'm like, fucking Paula Dean. It no where does it say, you know, on her thing that she's from the South at all. And that sounds different. She just uses the word y'all nonstop. She's purposely using it.

That's crazy. Yeah, it's fucking annoying. So here is Juliet explaining how comedy shows are in Chicago. Yeah, I find that whenever I see comedy here, it's just the room is always good. Everybody seems to be having fun. Oh, really everyone's having fun at a comedy show? No shit, sirloin! No shit!

No shit, sirloin! No fucking shit, sirloin! Oh my god, that is the no shit Sherlock drop of the week everybody. Sponsored by Casper Madras, so no shit Sherlock! The other thing this guy... One time I went to a funeral at a Chicago comedy club, that wasn't fun. No shit Sherlock! Normally! Hahaha! Yeah, I know.

I love this. She's explaining how great comedy shows are in Chicago. It's like, it has nothing to do with Chicago, dummy. People laugh at comedy shows. So that works. You know what else they laugh? Branson, Missouri, real, silverware, and Kro and cloth napkin Holy shit

All right I'm pissed that video is obviously been taken off YouTube because I can now find it I'm pissed that video is obviously been taken off YouTube because I can now find it Yeah, my video he's been taken down because the powers that be said that I used Some type of music in the background that was copyrighted Kevin another thing that our friend Julia does and this is just a pet pee of mine. I hate when people talk about what's going to happen before it happens. There's a lot of podcasts where they'll record an interview, or the record a show. And Joe Rogan does this too. And then he'll record the upfront

in a different time and say, okay, coming up, we're going to be talking to a sewing cell. Say, just, all right, let's just talk to someone so. So here's her explaining what we're about to, we're in store for this Anthony Cumia interview. We talk about all sorts of things, you know, we got into freedom of speech in the future of broadcasting. And of course, there's some more of a colorful conversation in there too. The worst part is it's a fucking boring conversation. And she's setting it up with, we get all sorts

of things. Wait until you hear this episode of the Unrightable rant with Anthony Cumbia. Somehow I take the funniest, most witty off the cuff, broadcaster in history, and make him a bore fast. Coming up on the Unrightable rant. Well, same with Norton too. She refers to, or he refers to Chip at some point, which is a fucking hilarious character that he does.

Right. For anybody who is not aware. But in that same vein, if you're not aware of it, just fucking, you know what I mean, do some Chip or bait him into doing some Chip, if you're her, you know, like just be like, oh, what would Chip say to that or something? I mean, they don't even really explain.

They talk about Edgar and Chip a couple of his characters. They don't really explain anything about it. You and I know what they're talking about because we're fans of Jim Norton. It's almost like it's a show for people who already know Jim Norton and know everything about it because you already know everything about this guy. He's written books. He's been on the radio for 15 years. Anything about his personality or his past is out there.

Right. I could say safely, and this is my positive comment about. All right. These interviews. This is where we're going to talk about the good parts of the show. Yes. I did not know, as far as the both interviews,

I did not know that Jim Norton came on a TV set. Hold on a second, hold on, I do have that clip. And it's funny because the Reverend Bob Levy as a friend of the show, apparently. He's a friend with Juliet. So she asked a question that Bob tells you to ask and that's the only interesting part in the entire show.

Here it is. So Bobby and me came back to the room alone. And I think we peed to it, and then we both jerked off on the TV, but not facing each other. Like I saw Bob from the back and he watched me and we left two roads on the TV. And Jim just came back going beautiful. Like that was a good effect at all. Yeah, that was literally the funniest part of any of these shows. All three of them was Jim Norton talking about jerking off on a TV with the

Rev. Bob Levy, but she'd never would have gotten to anything like that on her own. Her question is like, so when you write comedy, do you, how do you come up with jokes? Right. And then, you know, Jim finally kind of, because he's revealed this, I'm using air quotes. No one can say. He finally gets it out of her that she banged a famous musician at one point. And then she comes up with this, the worst fucking thing. He goes, well, just tell me, I don't know if you have this clip or not, but you don't. I don't, I don't know your time. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, he asks her, tell me, you know, just the, if you don't want to say the person's name of the rock star

that you slept with or you were sleeping with, just tell me a name of a song that he did. Yeah, they were the song that he wrote, which obviously you would know exactly who it was. Right. And she picks the fucking most, I'm just song lyric song lyric and even a lyric song about yeah about thorns like well no shit we know what it is

and Jim do it and no idea he's like oh is that white snake? no yeah I can poison you that's all that was funny and the only other I guess interesting thing to me anyway, as a listener and fan of Anthony Cumia, is to know that his studio, because I don't subscribe anymore to his show,

but I didn't realize his show had moved out of his basement and that they were, you know, he owned this studio that, like, Neil DeGrasse Tyson and shit uses now. That was kind of interesting to me. Oh yeah, he's been in that head for a couple of years now. And so he's able to get guests a lot these year because they don't have to drive out the long island to his house to be on the show. Right, right.

So that piece of information was interesting to me. I don't know if it would be interesting to anybody else. So here's Anthony Cumia talking about his set in his show. You know, really make it look professional. HD video have great sets for the shows. The different shows better on. All right, first off, nobody says HD video anymore. Video is in high definition.

You can't buy old fucking 480 by 360 video camera. It just doesn't exist. HD video and the other thing is so kind of you don't watch the show, but I Subscribe to Anthony Cumia His sets are just a green screen. He just has a giant green screen and he puts ridiculous bullshit behind everybody It's ridiculous looking. There's like a framed sign felled poster that's ridiculous looking. There's like a framed sign felled poster that's signed by the cast, but it's just out fake. It's so bizarre. It looks like shit. I can't believe it's calling it professional. It looks like garbage. It looks like the rooftop in the room. Yeah, exactly.

They're set for Cisco. I don't know how he just became Yakao Smirradow. Sorry about that. Cisco. I don't know how he just became Yakao Smirradov. Sorry about that. Clock napkin right? Mark. Great story Yakao. Kevin, here is. So you were talking about Julia reveals that she's subject to this guy. She's very guarded. She doesn't, you know, she wouldn't even say who the guy was. It's like, Jim's like, who has a big penis? Who's a rock star? It's not a bad thing to say. Just tell us.

And she wouldn't say anything. And then this is just so fake. Here is more of her fake acting where she's telling a story about her ex-boyfriend. He also gave me Lice. Not Crabbs, not the clap. Head Lice. I can't believe I am telling y'all this. Oh, yuck.

I can't believe I'm telling y'all this. I can't believe anyone's listening to it. Why is that an interesting thing that you had fucking headlice? Holy shit. This is the epitome of everything I hate about podcasts where the hosts think that anyone cares about who they are or what they do.

This person is not interesting. I don't care if she's up with Brett Michaels, there's fucking 5,000 other people who have as well. I don't wanna hear from any of them. Yeah, I guess it would have been kinda cool if she was like, can I slap with meatloaf? I don't think I'm like, you know, something that's just out of love field.

It was bat wings out of hell. Yes. Yes. And then Jim Norton would have been like, well, let's have a big beat us or not. Yeah, Jim Norton would have been going to describe his cock to me in 200 words or less. Right. So here again, just self-important. She comes on and explains that she's been sick, but Kevin, we already know that. If you pay any attention at all to my ramblings on Twitter, you know that for the past two weeks or so that I have been sick. Oh, that's the worst thing too is when you're on Twitter and you have this Twitter verse of people who don't know you personally. And you're tweeting about how you're sick. Oh, cares. Who gives a shit?

Stop talking about yourself. Nobody gives a fuck. Yeah, it just, it really makes me wonder like how she got, and I was looking through her, you know, our guest list and stuff, like she's had some like, you know, relatively famous people she's interviewed. I just don't understand like what does she have overall be some people that she'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not where she said she's friends with the Reverend Bob Levy.

So she has a connection within that comedy world and Bob Levy knows all the guys from Stern, all the guys from Open Anthony. So there's probably something that they can make that initial connection there. And then once you get a couple of these guys, you get Anity Kumiya, who was just trying to promote his show to anyone who would listen because it's a subscriber-based podcast, if it was on XM Radio for all those years. And then you get Nick DePalle on these guys. I think then they see that you've had other comedians

of that stature on them, they say yes, or their publicist says yes or whatever. It's one of those things. But I don't understand because if you went back and actually listened to one of these shows, there's no way you would let this woman interview you. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess that's the other part of the channel. Let me talk about how unprofessional she is.

This is how she ends the conversation with Jim Norton. Oh, I really appreciate you talking with me, Jim. Anytime. It was nice talking to you. It was a great talking to you too. Bye-bye. Bye. Okay, you hang up first. No, no, you hang up first. No, no, no, you hang up first. That's how you fucking end an interview on a radio show. Okay, you hang up first. No, no, you hang up first. No, no, no. You hang up first. Like, that's how you fucking end it.

In interview on a radio show. Okay, bye. Okay, bye. All right. Good talking to you. Yep. Yep. You do. Okay. See ya. I'll text you tomorrow. Okay. Bye-bye. Here's just another obnoxious example of both the drinking whiskey, which doesn't need to be a part of the show at all, and the use of the word y'all. But first y'all I need a little bit of whiskey. Ugh. So fucking annoying. Yeah, I was looking at, did you Google like pictures and stuff of her? I went to their website. There's some really, really lit images of her which makes me think that she hasn't aged all that well.

Well, I went, you know, if you just Google image search or whatever, there's, you know, so I wanted to see like, just she, you know, hanging out with fucking celebrities and shit, like what is the connection there? And I found a couple where she's just like standing in her apartment, like in front of what I assume is like a makeshift bar of like whiskey's and shit like is she Kind of putting herself out there that she's like a critic of These different types of yes, like there's some stuff like it's just weird to me that

Number one who who gives a fuck about whiskey tasting all right We can play another example of that that you're talking about. This is how she starts off the Anthony Cumius, y'all. Whoo, that is some potent stuff. I gotta say, though, once again, I am absolutely surprised by the wild turkey distillery. Now, I'm not drinking their classic bourbon. Instead, I have the wild turkey rare breed,

barrel-proof bourbon. This stuff is potent. Who gives a shit who gives a fuck? Why would anyone care which wild turkey rare breed barrel proof bourbon. This stuff is potent. It gives a shit who gives a fuck. Why would anyone care which wild turkey she's freaking out? What do you think about it? Yeah, it's like if I was like, you know what's a really good beer, Budweiser boy, I mean, this Budweiser is so good. And next week we're going to review something called Coca Cola. Kevin, if you had this, this's light? Have you heard of this? I want pronouncing that right.

Coer's life. It's just delightful. I might pal it. Yeah, I mean, if you're going to review whiskey, pick a fucking obscure whiskey. You know, don't don't use, you know, fucking wild turkey. I'm going to be trying a new bourbon called Jim Beam. I should have played this clip earlier. This is Anthony Kumiya explaining how you are a good storyteller and it's the opposite of Julia. It's got a grab-some interest. It's got to have a rhythm to it and a crescendo and a finish. She's obviously not listening to her guests because her stories have the worst rhythm. There's no crescendo. There's nothing interesting. I had a pee into a cup and I didn't have enough pee and then I waited 45 minutes and then

I was able to fill the cup with pee. That was her fucking story. But then she says this sentence and it's just, I don't know why this infuriates me. I was still required to turn over a pool of pee for their consideration. What? Consideration? Like, do you know how she pronounces that? Consideration. That's not a good ration. Consideration. That's not right, isn't it? Consideration. And the reason why I pointed out, I know it's kind of did picky, but this show is so overly produced

You couldn't hit that one again David the producer can you can you can you can you pronounce the work consideration correct and then we'll put that in instead? I also grabbed this ice out that I think we can use for future episodes. So where does the fun come from now? exactly So where does the fun come from now? Exactly I'm I'm actually on her Instagram right now Which is

Interesting there's a lot of you are listening to cybershocking with Kevin a new podcast where he justsocks people as we as we discuss them. Yeah. Oh, she's got one of those pictures at her feet. Like, you know, like you're looking down. This is like in a real time. You discovering her Instagram account. It's not not good. Kevin's lost his job, people. He doesn't do this every week. Yeah, sorry. Oops. We're recording. Yeah, I don't know where else to say about this. I just am really surprised that this producer was like, like, do you think he just hates to show? And he's like, fucking, I'm going to submit it at WATP. Maybe he was like, I need to tell this host, Juliet, that she sucks, but I don't wanna do it.

I'll have Carl and Kevin do it for me. Maybe that's what it was. And then you know, just like, I kinda slipped this onto her iPhone. Oh yeah, I don't know how that got out there. Oh, maybe we should check it out. I don't know. I have another clip that I wanna play

and I just call this so fake. This is her talking about how excited she is to interview Jim Norton. Y'all, I was so excited to talk with Jim because I am a huge fan. And nobody talks like that. Kevin, I am so excited that you're co-hosting with me because it's so much fun when we do the show together

Oh, it's so is you know what I'm going to have some whiskey right now. This is uh oh This is I think this one's called Let's see Jack Daniel is that though is that right where do you even get that? Get to well special online or something? Yeah, yes, let me taste them Daniel. Is that though? Is that right? Where do you even get that? Get the oil. Well, special on line or something? Yes, yes. Let me taste them.

Oh, it's got brown notes. Brown notes. Brown notes coming. I mean, I just shut myself. It's got brown notes. I just, anybody who reviews drinks is just, I just hate that like maybe because I'm not a fucking alcoholic or a drinker or whatever But I am a reviewer and I hate you. It's so annoying who gives a shit with what you like oh this double IPA has a Hoppy aftertaste. Oh whatever fucking drink your beer shut up about it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no shows send in their shows for us to review. And we did give it a good chance.

We gave it a college try. We listened to three episodes, got a gist of the interview style, as well as her storytelling. And yeah, I just, I don't know who this show is for. I can't figure out who you're gonna listen to this on purpose. Yeah, I don't either. And I'm looking at the, now I'm looking at her,

her Facebook page. Oh, so author. I'm looking at her Facebook page. I'm off her. By the way, I should mention that. By Sister-in-Law Megan just popped in. She's on the show just listening in. If you hear someone laughing about you, cyber stalking. No, so I'm looking at it. It's so it's author dot Juliet dot Miranda. So it's Facebook dot com slash that so yeah, she's a call ever self an author. Yeah, well, it's really strange to me that all of the pictures are a lot of the pictures of her are blurry.

Really? They're, yeah, they're very, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, yeah. Yeah. She's, it's hard to get a beat on like what she, what she actually looks like. I don't, I don't know if that's intentional or if somebody just sucks it, you know, Photoshop or what, but it's just very weird to me. Kevin, if someone has blurry photos of themselves, they're not a track. They're ugly. They're ugly.

For I mean, I don't know how else to say it. Everyone has an amazing camera in their pocket all the time. It's very easy to get pictures of yourself. Hey, look, I could tell you that Brett Michaels stuck his penis inside of her. So that means that she must be at some point. That's a good point. She must be pretty hot. Yeah. You know, the worst part is she probably was very attractive 35 years ago. And she still talks like people are interested in what she has to say. And that that's gone. That

that chapter in her life is has come in God, my friend. Nobody wants to hear your fucking ridiculous stories about nothing that happened in your life. Well, unless she was one of these, and I'm speculating completely, but I mean, maybe she was just one of these girls who slept with a lot of rock stars or were just around that a lot,

but that's the interesting aspect, and that's what she should be talking about. That's what people want to hear in stories about. In the story about her ex-boyfriend, she mentioned that from the time she was 16, there was a rock star in her neighborhood that would stop by her house all the time. And her parents were used to rock stars coming over to the house.

Ew. 16? Yeah. It makes. I know, I thought rock stars said more morals than that. What's going on? They're dropping by to play Nintendo, whether that's what they were doing. They were, it was nothing else going on. Kevin speaking of Rockstars, I'm doing a new segment on the show. I'm not sure if you've heard this yet, but I have a new game that I've created for WATP. Did I like to play with my co-hosts?

What I do is I name a famous rock band and you have to tell me the worst song they've ever recorded. So, you know, I played this with Andy, I played it with Joe, Andy did pretty good. Joe was one for one. If you heard last week, I said the 1985 Chicago Bears and he was correct. Super Bowl shuffle is the worst song. They heard it recorded it. So Kevin, I got a few for you today.

Oh, okay. All right, we're gonna start off with ACDC. The worst song they ever recorded. And I think it's important that I make this point on this. There are songs that you hate because they're overplayed. It doesn't mean they're a bad song. They're just played out. These are actually bad songs I'm talking about.

Well, I mean, if we're being completely honest, I wouldn't say the Jack, if anyone knows that song, it's from the Bonskot era of ACDZ. Well, the worst song is from the Bonskot era, but it's actually this. I've got big balls, I've got big balls, that's such big balls, and that's huge big balls, and he's got big balls, and she's got big balls. But we got the best for the basketball! My friend Chris says it's like single on tundra

That's not clever. They get with a whole fucking song around you know the word balls It's like a party, but get it. I'm also talking about my balls like well, okay It doesn't make sense my balls are always bouncing to the left of the right does anyone say wow this party is bouncing to the left and to the right I just thought that was an, you know, an anatomically correct song. I didn't realize that. No, you didn't realize that they were going for the joke there. Yeah. Well, the reason I picked the jack is because it just to repeat that fucking, it's like St. Balls but they say Jack a thousand times. All right, well, that's maybe that's a run or off that. I'll give it to you.

Good. Thank you. All right, Kevin, you're over one so far. You are the worst co-host yet. Here's your second challenge. And this one, this band has a lot of sizes. It's gonna be tough, but Van Halen. Ooh.

I mean, obviously it's not from the DLR era. 15 seconds. I don't know. You'll have 25 more seconds. Right right now. Two minutes to figure it out. Well you're both wrong. Alright, this is why this song is fucking hot garbage. So this was the first album that Sammy Hague are joined the band in and he was trying way too hard. The guitar solo in this song, you know, Eddie Van Halen's known as a pretty decent guitarist, right? This fucking asshole has to start scanning over. Do you think that when they were in the studio and he's like, so what are you doing? I'm playing my guitar so I was like,

no, no, no, no, no, this is gonna be great. Let me just, let me just scan over. He probably fucking singing the whole guitar saw in poster. Like, can we take out some of this nonsense so people can hear my fucking lead? I think Eddie Van Halen just needs someone to annoyingly be singing over. I'm like, that's how it's that's what I'm doing.

I'm gonna tell you one to have. You're doing like a crazy fucking solo and shit needs. Like, you know what? This needs, I can't focus unless I have somebody squawking nonsense over or something. That part of that song, fucking right that in there, it should have been, Gary Shurone should have lasted longer with the band in Sammy Hagar song fucking right that in there. It should have been a Gary Sharon Rohn should have lasted longer with the band and Sammy Hagar just for that fucking part so

obnoxious. All right. I got an easy one. I got an easy one. Ready? Aerosmith. Yeah. Aerosmith's a worse song. Oh, this is God. This is easy for me. That's one. This is pink. Fucking nailed it. Yes. Pink, it's not even a question. This song is so obnoxious. I don't know what he's talking about, but I'm sure it's vagina.

And it's so fucking nerdy. Pink, it's my favorite color, is it? Is it your favorite color? It's shit. The worst part about this song, pink, it's my favorite color, is it? Is it your favorite color? It gets shit. The worst part about this song, Kevin, you know I feel about harmonica, is right? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Harmonica is the worst instrument. It ruins everything. It's like grapefruit. You put grapefruit into something and it ruins everything it touches. Harmonica is the grapefruit of rock music. Listen to the fucking intro of this fucking Errol Smith song. All right, so, Kevin, as you know, I play a little bit of music.

That riff is, wow, wow, wow, I thought it was Steven. Do you have to fucking play Hermana? Yeah, that sounds great. No, it doesn't. It sounds like garbage. I can only, as you're playing that intro, think of the poor producer in the studio. So are the guy on the board? Yes. The guy on the board is sitting by this giant fucking, you know, mega expensive board. And he's got an arrowsmith in the booth, you know, and they're jamming this tune out. And he's like,

kind of just popping his head a little bit. And then he's like, this is fucking horrible. This is really bad. And then he's like, he's just his mind starts to wander and he's like, you know, thinking about Applebee's. He's like, oh, you got to have pretty good chicken fingers there. Applebee's, I wonder if I can get the honey mustard and the barbecue. I like a both. Two at once.

No, that's, can't dream that high. You know what that's Scatting is better than fucking harmonica play you know what sentence has never been said in the history of the world I got more harmonica my monitor No, I see here that shit. It's not helping the song in anyway Kevin I have one more for you and you're one for two you're one for three Shit, is that hoping the song in any way? Kevin, I have one more for you and you're one for two you're one for three so far So this is an easy one to get you back to 50% black Sabbath The worst song ever recorded by black Sabbath

And I'm talking about original black Sabbath then this fucking Dshin, talking about Ozzy-Izborn Black Sabbath. Oh man, I really like Sabbaths, this is hard. I like Sabbaths too! They just have a really fucking garbage song that I need to point out for everyone. Iron Man? Alright, let me explain why this song is hot garbage. These guys came up with a riff and Asi shows up and they're like, okay, Asi, we got this riff, check this out. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,

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If you're singing, the same thing as the bass line, you're not doing it right. You failed as a lead singer in this case. That's like if Van Halen, they did running with devil and he just sang the bass line. I would have been like, running with the devil. I find the simple life ain't so simple.

That's funny. Yeah, that is always pissed me off. I know that's an iconic song that everybody loves. Everybody loves that riff. Beaves and butthead are me off. I know that's an iconic song that everybody loves. Everybody loves that riff. Beaves and butthead are big fans. I get it, but that is just the worst vocal melody he possibly could have come up with. He didn't come up with one.

They're all, everyone in the band is doing the exact same thing. I don't, to me, like, I'm not a Sabbath fan for Ozzy. Like, I've never really been a big Ozzy fan. There's a couple of tunes like that I like where his vocals go, but an Iron Man specifically, like when it gets to like the ending part and it just sort of go off and there's no vocals, that's what it the fucking song is great.

Oh yeah, definitely. It just starts, I mean, there are good parts in Iron Man, but you have to sit through all those fucking garbage parts where he's just singing these, whatever. I've covered this enough. Yeah. Well, I'm two for two. Is that you're two for two? You're a hundred percent correct, Kevin. Two for two. All right. I got one other thing that I want to get to here. Well, a couple other things. Our buddy, Krozier sent in a clip for us. He says, this is his pick for Sentence of the Week. This is a professional broadcaster answering a question

about Puerto Rico's hurricane recovery from this morning's up first podcast, which is a daily NPR morning news podcast. So NPR, professional podcast, this is a professional broadcaster, and check out this sentence. Ben, Secretary Carson spoke about how impressed he was with the recovery because he was expecting an island where the science of disaster were more visible and would be able to take that in. Oh shit, NPR is terrible.

It's the worst. Have you ever done toastmasters? You know what toastmasters is? Oh, is that the thing we have to get up in front of people and talk? Yeah, yeah, it's like it's for practicing public speaking. Yes. One of the things that they do in toastmasters is they have a bell and they bring it every time

you say, um, or, uh, or whatever, like, crutch words. Yeah. This would be all over the place. This would be the beginning of YYZ. This would be. That's what this beginning. I'm going to put that in and post. That's perfect.

I'm going to try to sync up that clip with YYZ. I'll put that in and post and see if that works That's fucking funny. What else we have here. You want to talk about some recent reviews on itunes? Sure All right, here's a here's a fun one back on December 21st this person writes in with the title profoundly bad one star. And the common is, nothing worse than a dumb nerd.

That's one of my favorite reviews of all times. It's actually a genius sentence. It actually is. There's nothing worse than a dumb nerd. Oh, God. That's great. Other than that, we had a Forrester review from dumpster baby back on December 20th, who says it's, we're consistently good. He calls it sassy with Forrestars. He says that I have a suggestion that I think would improve

the show and help increase subscribers, although some of my favorite, I mean, increase subscribers, we already have everyone. Although some of my favorite, I'm not an increase subscribers, we already have everyone. Although some of my favorite episodes have been the reviews of really obscure shows snatch that weave. I think you guys should do more reviews of popular shows that your listeners might have already heard like Adam Corolla or Marin Show. I actually found out about you guys if you're seeing a post on the Corolla sub-reddit about your review of his show. So yes, every now and then we do review an actual good podcast, it's much better than us

and we pretend like we're better. The Adam Corolla show was, that was a good episode. You guys, you nailed it, definitely. I like Crozier's passion for how much he despises. When he despises something, he really fucking despises something. I love John's commitment, or I'm sorry, Croj's committee. Yeah.

No, Croj did a fantastic job. We've gotten more positive comments from Matt Scheldon, any other one. And you're right. He was so heavily invested in Adam Crowell for 15 years that the fact that it now sucks, he was extremely upset about it. I think he took it personally. Yeah, so it worked out really well. I've been on the other end of John when he's pissed

and he's scary. He is a scary person. You're trying to play a drum fill in a part and he's like, no, that's not where the drum filled the hole. Sorry, all right. Yeah, or you know, you don't practice. You know, that was the other thing. That was probably the big point.

I forgot about that. You show up not even listening to the song, they were supposed to be playing. So did you guys learn that song? I haven't even listened to it. He doesn't like that. Oh, boy. Yes.

It's good song. All right, and then the last review, I don't read the five-star reviews, but becoming a favorite of mine, five stars, and it's a really nice written review from Doug, from Who's Right, which is the podcast that we reviewed last week. And we really appreciate those guys at Who's Right

for having a great sense of humor about their show and letting us review them and being really cool about it. I believe that they were gonna be reviewing our review on their show that comes out today. So maybe next week I'll play some clips from what those guys have to say about us. Very cool. I have a quick little story from last night. So what does the fun come from now? So so last night I was driving to see Star Wars, the latest, whatever Star Wars movie. Yeah, I didn't assume you're going to see the Phantom

Metas. I assume you're going to the newest one. Yeah, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, they're well, God. So, you know, maybe the audience knows from, you know, when I was on the show here that I love conspiracy shit and I love, you know, UFO crap, I'm in of all that stuff. And there's been in the news lately, a lot of basically what's been close to disclosure as you can get from the government about, you know, seeing UFOs or unidentified

something that's flying around. I saw that video. It was the Navy had a video of these fighter pilots who were chasing after a UFO, and it's crazy. So from 2007, I think, 10 years old? Well, yeah, they were doing a study, the Pentagon or CIA or whatever was doing a study And they were they spent a lot of shit ton of money on it while shit ton from meaning 21 million Which is like nothing for the government, but

And anyway, this was you know a big story. It was all over the place like every UFO podcast I listened to was all you know jizz and other genes over this story and stuff So last night I'm driving to see the latest Star Wars movie. Wait, which one? Oh, it's called the Last Jedi. Oh, okay. Yeah. Last Jedi, you should look it up.

Anyway, so as I'm driving in the direction, I live in Tucson, Arizona, for anybody doesn't know. So driving, I see something in the sky that's enormous. And I mean, it just ridiculously large something and it looks like a missile. Somebody inspired a missile. Go on. So I, my first thought is I need to pull over and take a picture of this because it could be, you know, like a UFO. That's my first thought is I need to pull over and take a picture of this because it could be like a UFO. That's my first thought as it's a UFO of some sort.

But then I thought about the fact that I'm the asshole who's always telling all my friends like, oh, dude, what could UFOs be on UFOs? No one is going to ever believe me if I ever see a real UFO. Like at no one would ever, I'm the last person you would believe if I saw Bigfoot or I saw anything because I'm so nerdly into all this shit. So I go, I get, I see the movie, and it's called The Last Jedi, by the way,

and get out of the movie, and I read that it was SpaceX. So I don't know if you saw this on the news, but the SpaceX, like the fucking Elon Musk launch. It was happening in California, and somehow because the sun hadn't set yet, in California, we could see it in Tucson from where we were, which is, you know,

a lot of distance away. We're not that close to California. I mean, we border it, but... Please, go on. I just thought it was so crazy. So look it up. Look up. There's no real point to the story.

Kevin, that is cool, because I see your whole thought process going, I'm totally shit. I'm seeing something legit. And then the first thing you think about is like, no one's gonna believe me. This is, we have a zero credibility. If we're gonna think I Photoshopped this, no one's gonna believe it.

It's pretty cool though, man. If you look it up, it looks like a giant sperm in the sky. Which was more of the reason I wanted to take a picture of it. That was like, this is, this is really cool. This is the giant load. You know, I must watch the cocky this week. Yeah. We'll, uh, sky, bo cocky.

Sky bo cocky. Kabin'ach, uh, Tucson, Arizona. All right, the Sacky Boogah, hey. Kevin, let me just do a real quick recap here. We've, we've covered a lot of ground. We reviewed the unrightable rant, which isn't very good. We played a game which was which was not very much fun. We read some reviews, we listened to the sentence of the week, you talked about Star Wars

and some rocket or something. And after all that you know what that means, Kevin. We're at the part of the show that's known as... Voters. Oh, that's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me.

That's me. That's me. Kevin, do you know this part of the show? Are you familiar with this? Um, in as much as I'm familiar with the last Jedi, which was a movie that came out. So yeah, sort of, I guess, into it. What did you think about the last Jedi?

We don't have enough time. Yeah. Yeah. There's some scenes in that where it's just like, really? I know that they're breaking the rules in outer space with explosions and shit, but aren't there certain movie rules that we all agree to?

Like that Princess Leia isn't a fucking superhero? That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Holy shit and her with her fucking dead talking over her dentures. So disturbing about a horse-bray watch out. That's like, uh-uh. Gross. I thought I was inside her mouth. I know it's not nice to speak ill of the dead, but holy shit. I don't know, did you have anything else to add about Star Wars? No, I mean, that part was definitely ridiculous. It's so ridiculous.

They were part you're referring to. For sure. No, I mean, I really don't know how I feel about it at all. Yet, it's still kind of processing, but I walked out of there like wanting to have spent more time looking at the fucking real rocket in the sky than I did thinking about the movie. It's better than the Phantom Metas. I'll give it that.

All right. So we're at that part of the show where we play a clip from next week's episode to tease people and get them excited about the episode we'll be reviewing next week on WATP. Here's a clip from the podcast we'll be reviewing. Listeners often contact me about new missing persons cases from their area. Usually, they're resolved before I can even get a chance to cover them because most people are located. Back when Jenna first went missing in August, several listeners contacted me

about her case. I was relieved when I saw the news that she'd been found, then baffled when the story was retracted. How do those kinds of mistakes happen? How can a family be told that their loved one has been found, and it was all a mistake? All right, so this is a show that's called The Vanished. It's hosted by Marissa Jones. And it's another one of these true crime podcasts. There's a lot of those out there. Yeah, I like this genre. Yeah, you're into this. My wife's really into this stuff too. She listens to all these shows. I was surprised. I've never heard of this before. The Vanished. But they have over 1600 reviews on iTunes,

so it's a very popular show, apparently. Oh, holy shit. Yeah, this came in from a listener, he sent a, a no, I'm gonna read it for you real quick. Hey, Fellas, find out about you guys through the OPEN Anthony subreddit. I didn't know we were on the OPEN Anthony subreddit, that's cool.

Yeah. The wife and I have been binging through episodes like Crazy and Laughing our asses off. We have a suggestion of a podcast we'd love to hear WATP review. It's a true crime podcast called The Vanished. It's hosted by some board housewife with the most horrendous, monotone voice I've ever heard of my life. She's pretty much just reading off cue cards and it feels like you're stuck in a middle

school history class. Or something. So I like it. That sounds fun. He thinks that this will be a perfect fodder for WATP. So we appreciate that. That's coming in from sale. Thank you for the podcast suggestion. Remember to send us in. Any suggestions you have for shows? We don't want to pick them ourselves. It just seems like we're bullies. Yeah, definitely someone I would never be accused of as being a bully obviously. Yeah, I just just hold them down like kick them in the rib cage.

That's the way I go about life. I'm not the asshole. I'm not holding you down. I'm just kicking. I was just kicking it air and you are under the water as they flush. It's W-A-T-V. Oh, really? All right. So, Kevin, I want to thank you for joining us once again on the show. Have I any to plug? No. I'm rapping presence later. So if anybody wants to stop by and watch me rap presence,

that's my plug. Okay, cool. All right, well Kevin, it was good talking to you. Bye. Bye. Oh yeah. Okay, bye. Okay, this is good talking to you too.

Bye. All right, bye. See you later. See you later. It was good talking to you. All right, good talking to you. Bye. Bye. Bye. So please join us again next week because it might be them so we'll refine that. What's it for all? Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Party man the most pissed of morning radio.

I'm down to show these clothes right now. I was leaving in this one. What the what? Why was a night in this episode? Why did he do this to me? Ah yeah! I You know who are these all I don't know I don't get it. Makes no sense. Slap and fire! They slap their face!