Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep91 - That Vegan Couple

Episode Date: January 22, 2018

Are you super proud of your lifestyle? Do you host a show about how awesome your life decisions are? Apparently these vegans think that the way they live their life is so amazing and important that you should listen to them explain how great they are. I don't know, I think you should create a show that features content that is interesting... but what do I know? We also talk about a podcast that is trying to shut us down. After reaching out to our hosting company and failing, The Vanished has decided that they'll demand iTunes take us down. They are literally trying to censor the Internet. Very progressive dummies. Good luck with that. Sorry this isn't Soviet Russia or Nazi Germany. This is a free country. Sucks for you. We also talk about a guy who is in the WATP hater hall of fame, John from the Brand X Podcast. He spends a lot of time explaining how we suck, most of which we agree with. It's also fun that he threatens physical violence. Hilarious jokes!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's show time. Just a handful that don't suck That's where we come in My caseroves like a global commander I get... Mark W-A-T-P W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Who are these partners? double your age to be?

Who likes these partners, not WHOA TV? Who likes these partners, that ones beyond me? Who are these partners, double your age to be? W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. Hello, good energy, Mark.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that buries other people's podcasts like a cat-turd. I'm your host, Cara, with me as always is Mark. How's it going, Carl? It's going great great thanks for coming over It's an early Sunday morning happy to be here in your well-appointed and built out recording studio I'd like to remind our listeners that you can visit us at who are these calm our Facebook page or on Twitter at who are these pod Email the show w at e-mail dot com. We're always looking for podcast suggestions

Also if you like what you hear don't forget to give us a positive five-star review on iTunes. In the show today, we have an update on the podcast that is trying to shut down our review of their show. More is happening with that. Also, there was another podcast that we've never talked about that has a huge problem with us, and decided to discuss how much we suck, and they did that for a while. So we'll be talking about that. But first, we'll be reviewing a podcast called That Vegan Couple, a suggestion from today's co-host. Mark and I have both listened to the show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. That vegan couple hosted by two Australians in Atasha and Luca. I listened to a show called New Year's Hives and Lows, Reflections Regrets Restart, which is pretty convoluted right there. Mark, we got our wires crossed a little bit. I think you're listening to an episode before that.

But I'm sure that we got a similar dose of self-righteousness. Well, the episode I listen to focused more on having the conversation with your partner that you're a vegan, and you want them to be a vegan as well. Oh, great, that's fun. That's fun, no, it's interesting. And that was really a conversation that I couldn't see succeeding in a million years.

And first of all, I always have a hard time with podcasts like this, because I don't want to bang on people for making healthy choices. Sure. Or doing good things. I do kind of, you know, that leaves being insufferable as the only direction down which to go. Okay.

And if you go vegan in a relationship, and your partner A doesn't know it, you start out with a bit of a communication problem there. And B, if you think you can force your partner A doesn't know it, you start out with a bit of a communication problem there. And B, if you think you can force your partner to turn vegan, then you're the type of person that no one should come within a hundred yards of. This is true. So, do you have a clip from your episode

that you think sums up the show you'd like to play? I would go for the clip called Head of Household. All right. The man might be the head of the family, in the patriarchal society that we've been indoctrinated into. However, the woman is the neck that turns the head. Yeah. So.

We have a lot of power, ladies. Exactly. We have a lot of power. So right off the bat, you can see the direction that this conversation is going to go in right the woman is a vegan and then is the asshole non-vegan who's uh... not only not being considered to his girlfriend or wife but is actively trying to get her to cook a mistake

and uh... you don't hear it in this clip it right after that the dude act luca actually suggest that she withholds sex until he become a vegan. Oh, neat. Yeah, that'll work. That's very healthy. Definitely the way you want to deal with relationship problems is by withholding cash. You can try the cookie jaw. The cookie is out of the cookie jaw. So I want to start off, Mark, with the thing that I noticed on this podcast and I tortured myself this week

I was driving home from meetings in Buffalo and on the three-way home. I listened to this show Which when you're driving home at seven o'clock at night after a long day in snow and you have to listen to these assholes Agree with each other for an hour straight all they do you have to listen to these assholes agree with each other for an hour straight. All they do, they're a one-minded couple. One person says something while the other person is going, yep, that's right, that's exactly right. So here is a compilation of just them agreeing

with each other. This is just from the one episode, and it's barely all the time they agree with each other. That's right, yes, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, definitely. Yes, yes, Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah, tomorrow correct So that's that's just the time that they're not talking over each other because most of the time they're agreeing with each other So all the person saying the sentence and the guys in the background is going yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And that was over a minute's worth if they would just take out the agreeing with each other part this podcast would be a tight 20

Somebody it would be more agree with some Carl someone's got to agree so I realized that this guy Luca and you know Natasha too to some extent love the word yeah that's their crutch word yeah yeah yeah yeah so I thought I would make them rock star Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, as annoying as you two which is saying a lot This is just a quick ISO that I pulled that sums this up again. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I mean that's real audio From the show. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean it sounds like it's a skipping record. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they can't get it out fast enough Well, you're agreeing with each other. There's a reason they're agreeing with each other so much Carl It's because they're agreeing with each other so much, Carl. It's because they're both right about everything.

Well, yeah. They are the most right and correct people on the planet. So the episode that I listened to is all about New Year's Eve. And they both think that New Year's Eve is bullshit. And celebrating it is ridiculous and a bad idea. And first, here's Lucas' reason for thinking that it sucks. And also, I always find it a little bit depressing around this time of year.

Yeah. Is it kind of like a fainting and a forced happiness that might not really exist for people? All right, so the reason why the holidays and new year's suck is because you're supposed to be happy. And you might not actually be happy. That's how happy works, asshole. If you trick yourself into thinking you're happy,

then you're happy. That's a good thing. Usually I'm still pissed off on New Year's because the Christmas music hasn't stopped in the stores. Well, what are you doing at the store? This is your fault. Okay, I work in a building with a cafe next year. Oh, okay. I go in the cafe and Mariah Carey's playing Christmas songs while I'm trying to get my coffee

after not having been vegan. Have you ever watched the music video for all I want for Christmas is you with Mariah Carey? Oh fuck no. I forgot how hot that chick used to be, because now she's a train wreck. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I would listen to that song on repeat.

I would not. It doesn't matter. Nothing can make up for her sins. So here is the Natasha's take on why New Year's Eve sucks. So we heard Luca, it's not good because you're supposed to be happy. Let's hear what Natasha has to say about it. And it's like you got to put it on for one eve and one day when in actual fact maybe the other 365 days aren't so crash hard.

Maybe or maybe have like really high expectations that the next year is going to be amazing. And I'm going to do everything that I mucked up in the previous year. And then you get to the new year's day and it's like, no, Burger, it's pretty much going to be the same thing as last year. I don't know. It's just... All right, so Natasha thinks it sucks because you're a disappointment and you always will be. Is that really what's going on? Is the people think, well, my life sucks, but next year it'll be better than you get you New Year's Day and you're hit with reality.

Oh, it's just another day. Is that really happening? That's not really happening. My car is still a Prius. My car is still a Prius. So you know, and it's snowing. What kind of bugs me is Lucas just high-minded Multicultural awareness play the first clip off of episode 23 and this is another reason why he bangs on New Year so hard

Well, it's interesting isn't it because for example Christmas day typically just celebrated by Christians But Christianity is not the only religion on the face of the planet. So I mean what's the interesting part? Yeah, he explains to us that Christianity, he also explains that there's 40 different calendars. We looked it up. You see, that's why, and I am a culturally aware person, personally. For example, I know that there's a Chinese New Year, which is different from our New Year. So, there's two. On New Year's, I have a friend from Hong Kong. And on new years, I just put up, you know, happy new year to everybody except Alex Tongue. Right. Everyone else enjoy the day. Fuck you, Alex. So they, these guys talk a lot

about how New Year sucks because there's a lot of drinking involved and they quit drinking. They don't drink anymore. And the reason why they quit drinking is because they were shit shows when they were drunk. Oh yeah, they actually mentioned this. Look, we were piss heads. As we say in Australia, that's a very Australian term. Yeah, we used to drink a lot.

Yeah, B1's spirits the lot. I didn't know that term piss heads. Mark is actually my drinking buddy. So Mark, I guess you know that term piss hats, you know mark is actually my drinking buddy So mark I guess you would hire piss hats, huh? Well, you know, I never wound up throwing up on a tarantula out of the lawn these guys apparently would only drink to excess and and that's the whole their journey from piss heads to

Marathon running vegans. Yeah in there is the crux of what bothers me about not necessarily just Natasha and Luca, but about about, about, holier than thou people in general. There's never a middle ground. You can't go on New Year's Eve and have a couple of beers, then not throw up. Right. If you're a dicked heroine, then you have to be a born-again Christian. If you get out of that, it's like it's just the extreme thing all the time. So can you just be middle of the road,

just be a normal fucking person? How about I just get this through? Some fried potatoes and some vegetables, and we'll call it if you can meal. And is that enough? No, it's not. No, it's not because there's this quick throwaway line that I pull, just to show you what kind of a holes these two are.

We were talking about this just the other day. We were in the city doing some street activism. Yes. And of course, because it's around the Christmas period. And they don't say anything else about it. They're like, yeah, remember the other day, we were downtown because we were doing street activism. So anyway, do street activists are wasting their fucking time?

Has anyone ever been convinced of something because I'm asshole in the street with a sign and a megaphone was screaming at them? I've never seen that go well for anyone involved. It's only to make the person with a sign and a megaphone was screaming at them. I've never seen that go well for anyone involved. It's only to make the person with a megaphone feel good about himself. Well, you're actually hurting your cause with that horse shit. I agree with you. You're turning people off. Like, Jehovah's Witnesses in Rochester, New York, where we live.

A big convention every year. They're all dressed nice and they take over the war memorial, the arena, downtown. And they clean the place out ahead of time, they cleaned it out afterwards, they've been there for years, they're great tenants, they're just thousands of them. It's great for the Academy. And every year, they're the Diatrists of it.

Like, asshole Christians, looking like, you remember that movie falling down? Yes. Like, defense with a button up, like sleeveless or short sleeve shirt, with the freaking glasses and the hair, the flowbie haircuts in there, and their signs and their yelling at the Jehovah's Witnesses. Why?

Yeah, what do they what do they think is going to happen? You know what's going on in their head and same thing with these vegans. I'm gonna have them. They're gonna be rewarded on the other side I was going to say me down there. Yeah exactly. He's where he's taking notes down He's putting a check mark next year name. I thought his like, fuck you guys, there's a fucking embarrass. Yeah, he's gonna put a little star sticker on your forehead when you get down. Here you go, Billy. You did it. All right, I want to get back to these guys talking about how they used to drink. This is Natasha, and she's talking about how drinking works.

And alcohol has this great immediate effect of, woohoo, body time. And then there's the crush and burn and the very ugly side to it. And I got to point this out, Mark. She's skipping a whole bunch of steps in there. So the step where you get laid is totally missed. She's, all right, so she's right

that the first step is woohoo, it's party time. That's correct. Step two is you your a dart champion and you could hit double bulls at will. You know that step? I love it. I think it has that correct level of even fluid. I love that.

Step three, not as fun. It's where your political opinions are super important and everyone needs to hear about them. Not a great step there. Step four is fun because in step four, two thirds of the chicks at the bar are nine's intense. It's out of the one happens, they just bring all the hot chicks into the bar at that stage. The next stage is where you start thinking that you have a ton of money and you're tipping $5 a drink to the bartender, not a great stage, but you know, it's in there.

After that, well, I'm not sure. I've never actually remembered that, but people usually tell you about it the next day So it's not as if it doesn't come back to you in one way or another. So Carl Yes, when we leave this studio and go back upstairs all your friends and family are gonna be up there. Oh shit Well, then I guess I'm gonna be like these a holes. Yeah, and Yeah, I think a lot of the heaviness and the depressing side to New Year's Eve, I personally just associate with the alcohol consumption. Definitely, and we can relate to this personally.

I mean, we haven't had alcohol now for, I think it's eight years. Jesus Christ, yeah, they weren't good at drinking and so drinking is bad. So play the other clip I have from this episode of Noxious. We were saying the worst thing about being sober is being around other drunk people. It's just, it's so, what was the word we used? Do you remember? There was a word that we described it perfectly.

No, I can't now. Did it start with an O? Abnoxious? Abnoxious, that's the word. Yes, yes. Oh, drunk people are obnoxious when you're, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noticed in the clip that they make some mouth noises. I did put together a quick mouth noise compilation because this pisses me off. I hate that. Get the lips backing out and post, please people. If I can if I can tell you to do one thing. So one thing I noticed, the New Year's Eve episode for that vegan couple didn't

really stay on their standard message and topic, which is being vegan. I mean, they touched on it. But they were better than everybody else in every other aspect of their lives. They were better at not drinking. They were better at not smoking. They were better at not exercising all the time. Right.

They ran marathon. Oh, they actually have a blog to teach you how to run. Are you kidding me? They don't just have a blog. They have a whole website fully monetized for this. Oh, fully actually have a blog to teach you how to run. Are you kidding me? They don't just have a blog. They have a whole website. Fully monetized for this. Oh, fully monetized. Actually, what these guys are doing is nothing short of fucking confusing. You can also find us on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat and Tumblr.

Remember to subscribe to that Vegan Couples podcast at iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play. I mean, who could follow this shit? Are they still be running down notes as they're talking? They're fucking everywhere. It's everywhere. It's non-stop. Getting back to the fact that they think they're better than everybody else. This I thought was interesting.

Later in the show, she hears a siren outside the window. Oh, God. Yeah. So here's what they think. A siren means. They already know exactly what's going on here. You do often hear sirens in police being caught and things like that. Yeah.

And not only are the sirens for say domestic, you know, violence, incidences and what have you, but a lot of them are ambulances for heart attacks and what have you. And we know that the sirens are usually domestic assault. But there's also heart attacks because people are eating meats That's the sound of some of bait in his wife. Yeah, gr likey It's funny that they think in their world. There's a siren outside

So it's either domestic violence and you know why domestic violence happens around this time of year mark people eating meat Well, no actually because they have unrealistic expectations that it's gonna be a happy day and then it's not a happy day so they beat the shit out of each other. I hope Natasha learns to duck. And then the other thing is that they are having heart attacks because they're eating so much meat because that's how that works.

If you eat a whole bunch of cholesterol in one day, you have a heart attack. Sound scientifically reasonable? In one day you have a heart attack. Sound scientifically reasonable? In one day? I don't know. I went to a beer and food festival yesterday and I shoved a lot of cholesterol in. Here is after they talk about all this depressing shit they do have this message for us. You know we don't mean to kind of bring the mood really down at this time of year with this discussion but we just want to keep it real.

It would just keep it, we just don't like we always do. Yeah, we just keep it real. You know, there's a lot of domestic violence because these people that are eating meat, okay, that's keeping you from Australia. That's pretty bad, I lost it. You kind of had a John Lennon thing work in there. All right, he's not Australian. Wasn't he an ACDC? Oh, shit Shit I'm terrible

Here is a fun little clip This is where the two of them are just talking over each other to the point where you would think they would just both stop medication for many years that was just on an animal so yeah, so see how it's not smoking with veganism Yes, you know, we should never done that. Yeah that. That one I would have never been tempted to experience. You know what I mean? Yeah, now I understand that. Holy shit, this reminded me of Barry Westby here, Mark. The Howard Stern Show, Richard Christie is this guy,

who does a lot of prank calls. He had this brilliant prank call that he did. He decided to call someone who was selling three different items and he recorded himself and then did it live and had both voices going at the same time. That's where that clip reminded me of. It sounds like this is pretty good. Hello. Hey, how are you?

I'm fine. Yeah, I'm calling about the fur coat that you had advertised. Are you on a cell phone? I cannot understand you. Yeah, I'm calling about the fur coat that you had advertised. Are you on a cell phone? I cannot understand you. I'm calling about the Kenmore dryer. OK, just a moment. Oh, thank you. I'm so sorry, Sarah. You called me with a mouthful of salad.

Oh, I'm sorry about that. Yes, I do have the Kenmore dryer. How much you want for the fur code? We were asking $20. I don't know if I'm interested in that. I wish that our phone was clear because I do not understand what you're saying sir. I'm calling about the code actually. And the dryer. Yeah. I cannot understand. Hey, here we are.

Are you interested in the basketball go? Yeah, well, yeah. Anyway, that goes out of the, but I just thought that was hilarious because there's literally what these two are doing Trying to finish each other's sentences while the person is still talking Well, when you're a vegan couple that has Been together for all those years and you've quit drinking together Yeah, and you quit smoking together and you quit throwing up on the lawn together Yeah, exactly. I mean, yeah, you learn to finish each other's sentences.

At the very beginning of the show, for no reason at all, there is an American announcer who introduces the show. Did you hear this part? Welcome to that vegan couples podcast where we explore, create, inspire and laugh. And now your host, Natasha and Luca. Hi guys, welcome to the show and thanks for joining us. What's the point of that? I kind of have a feeling it wasn't a real person. You don't think that was a real person? You think that was just a computer that was doing that?

Yes. So you'll notice that the American announcer says that they are going to be laughing. Because this show is a lot of fun, Mark. I don't know if you're gonna stop. Then you'll rip in the flesh of a dismembered animal. Yeah, there's a lot of depressing shit. But then there also are big laps like this example.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year. I feel like a fake, because it's actually Christmas table and we're recording this. Yeah. That's not in time. Hold on. Lydia talking about. And then they get fucking nuts and start thinking I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, They do have ebooks for sale for $4. How much is their blog? I don't know how much their blog costs. I didn't see that the Patreon account is there. They have 55 subscribers on their Patreon. They're making like 250 a month on that. There's a guide to how to change over to the vegan lifestyle.

I hope it gives better advice than they do in episode 23, where they actually tell people who the partner who isn't a vegan, to switch the food to vegan food and the partner will not notice. That's right. You can work on the health stuff later on. And they don't even need to know, do they? No.

You can tell them if you want to, but otherwise just switch them. Yeah. I mean, something's, obviously, it tastes different. Yeah, you think something's will taste different? Like, I don't know. Primaryb. We've taken the fine-aged cheddar of this man normally eats and replaced it with nut cheese. That's unbelievable advice.

Just why do your partner and just cook them food and tell them it's something totally different than what they're actually doing? But it's okay because if you don't, if they don't eat it, you can withhold sex. Right. Yeah, these guys got it all figured out. That's unbelievable. don't if they don't eat it you can withhold sex. Right. Yeah. These guys got it all figured out. That's unbelievable. Mark, I have aitara, thank you. Kill me! Kill me! No! Terrible, honey.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! There's the real Ireland. These people are insufferable. They talk about how they're singing is terrible. Like, don't sing! Oh, it's spare of the audience.

Like, everything's just so hilarious that you do. These guys have the interest in sparing the audience. No, I don't. Don't act like I was saying you're gonna spare us. You know, what it really comes down to, if I had to wrap up this show, yeah, in a sentence, a couple of high-minded people who have no respect for the potential intelligence of anybody listening,

this is true, who come across as a whole other than thou and somewhat fraudulent. Who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck? It is a whole lifestyle, which is annoying. They even talk about a trip to LA that you can get involved in at the beginning of the show. I remember that. You can go to LA and have no fun. Yeah. They're all you got to do is get yourself to LA and then you hang out with these guys. And they're going to take you to vegan restaurants

and do vegan sightseeing, whatever that is. You're not gonna be drinking. You're not gonna be drinking. You're not gonna be smoking. Did you know that cigarettes are not vegan? Check out this. I was never a smoker, but I was just kind of assumed they were vegan.

Check out this clip. Most cigarettes aren't vegan. You know, they're tested on animals and often, I don't know, do they also contain animal byproducts? Potentially, I mean, they're tested on animals and often I don't know do they also contain animal byproducts Potentially, I mean they put them in everything. Yeah, but oh, yeah, I think there's something like something from beavers Oh, is that in the filter? Yeah, something like that But mainly that they're tested on you know beagle dogs for example and

Apes and and what have you? something Beagle dogs, for example, and Ipes and what have you. Something from Bevers. So I did, I looked this up, I've never heard of this before. There is actually some gland in a Bevers anal cavity that was used in cigarette filters at a certain time. So like the RJ Reynolds companies out there hunting beavers for their assholes. That's correct. Beaver assholes were getting thrown into cigarettes.

Now this does not happen. Now kids, if there's anything to get you to not start, it's that. Imagine the logistics of that. Would you want to be in the Beaver wrangling department of RJ Reynolds? It's just a huge, so they don't do that anymore. They're with an iron glove and a melon baller. How many filters we need? That's a lot of filters.

All right. So I had to look this shit up because I was like, really, the animal testing, right? They're testing it. According to this guy on Beagle Dogs and Apes. Beagle's are the a shitty breed. I don't blame them. Could you imagine how are they gonna get Apes to do?

This is how these people think. They think the world is crazy. So I did look this up. I did some research on it. I didn't look at any of these vegan sites that have an agenda. I tried to look at ones that were neutral on it. Like Breitbart.

Right, exactly. Totally neutral. Middle of the road type of website. And what I found was there are still animal studies being conducted for cigarettes, unratten mice, non-beagle dogs. They're not taking pets out of people's homes. They're not going to the jungle and dropping off a carton, 400 pounds like black gorilla. They're just killing all of that. Yeah, they're teaching about how to light it and how to hold it so you look school. No, no, no,

no, between the figures like this, it's just, I don't know where they're teaching about how to light it and how to hold it so you look school. No, no, no, no, no, between the figures like this It's just I don't know where they're coming up with this nonsense. Why are they still doing these tests? They're still bad. That's a good question. Yeah, we're FIGURED about it. Yeah It's probably those assholes are the empty smoking commercials. They're the ones who are still even talking about cigarettes I don't come in contact with cigarettes at any part in my day until I see a billboard or a TV spot talking about bad cigarettes. I'm like, oh yeah, it's right, there's cigarettes.

I forgot about that. This shit is like, gone. Do you see people smoking ever? I don't see people smoking. If you do see someone with a cigarette in your car, in their car, you're like, that's disgusting. Yeah, what are you doing? Everything has changed.

I don't think it's changed to the degree you think it has. No. It's definitely gotten better and the vegan couple had nothing to do with it. This is true. So let's talk about the vegan message and this is really what their show is all about. I wish we were vegan from birth because you're talking about the lives of other innocent, defenseless, sentient beings. That's not negotiable.

Yeah. Not negotiable. So, I do eat meat. Mark, I believe you used to be a vegetarian at one point in your life. Not really. But I definitely try to cut down on meat. So, this is a show where we say yes and that really go, I was, I was like, I was vegetarian. Yeah, that was great go along with it. Oh, I remember that time. That was vegetarian.

Yeah, that was great. I love kale. So what's interesting about this to me, I don't want to get into this whole veganism, a good thing or a bad thing. What I don't understand is they have this species, I'm argument. Why is any species better than another species?

The way that the animal kingdom exists is there are carnivores and herbivores, right? So carnivores exist, animals eat other animals. We happen to be one of those animals that eats other animals. We happen to be better at it than in the animal species. Right, our bodies were designed for it. Are they also lecturing lions?

Do they go and do they have a podcast just for lions to listen to so they can feel bad about themselves. Well, I'm gonna leave you alone on your point because I get where they're coming from in a little different way. But here's what kind of always, I don't want to say it bugs me

of something I never understood about veganism is, why do you have to take this vegan food and try to form it into a simulacrum of meat? Why do you have to make fake turkey? Why do you have to make fake duck cheese? Why do you have to look like a hot meat. Why do you have to make fake turkey? Why do you have to make fake duck? Why do you have to look like a hot dog? Why do you have to make duck cheese? If you're so against me, right?

Why can't you just like, there's a whole, the Hindu culture for the most part. I grew up in there, my neighbors were Hindu. It was what you'd consider a vegan diet most of the time and it was its own thing. It was delicious. Vegetables are delicious, right? You need to trick people into eating a vegetable

by putting it, yeah yeah with ketchup on a hot dog roll. Why can't vegan foods just be what they are? Why do they have to be what are you compensating for when you try to make a turkey out of tofu? I think you have a clip about this right? I don't know. I'm so tall.

And we say no. No. Keep cooking whatever you usually cook but make the vegan version. Yes. Because they can't complain if they're getting the same meal in the vegan version. So use the substitute. That's right.

This is where the substitute's come in. Yeah, guess what? Tacos suck in the vegan version. Yeah. If you're substituting cheese and meat in my taco, I don't want it. We actually had veggie burgers at work. We had a free lunch every Friday,

because I'm a different also coming. And was the veggie burger to have cheese on it? It had nothing on it. It was disgusting. It tasted like upto beans, cracked on a bun. It's just beans. All right, this is that vegan couple being very self-aware. Well, at the end of the day, you know, we're recording this podcast today with that vegan couple. It's that vegan couples podcast Check out the big brain on bread You're a smart motherfucker. That's right All right, just a couple other things I want to talk about

They're going back and reminiscing about before they were the super awesome people who did everything correct in life and They used to drink and they at one point Experiment with drugs. Oh. So here's the setup to that. And I just want everyone to listen for how fucking nerdy these people are, especially Natasha talking about drugs. We decided, well I didn't decide, you surprised me, you knew a girl at work who, you know, took drugs and you bought an ecstasy

tablet from her. Wow. You knew a girl at work who do does drugs. What does she take drugs? What's she hanging out behind the alliath work? Yeah, right, exactly. The way she describes that is like a after school special. She talks about drugs like a seven-year-old would talk about drugs. And then she takes this ecstasy and has a bad trip and she describes it.

Her skin is crawling and the walls are moving in the bathroom and her heart is racing and it's this dire straight scenario that she's describing. But then, you know what they end up doing, Mark? While she's on this ecstasy? They dance to Ricky Martin all night. That would make my skin crawl. So I can't imagine it was that terrible of a time, and then she doesn't know this. Uh, the next day, I mean, I did survive.

I made it. I didn't die. To the overdose. ["Dark Souls of the World"] All right, I can already see the eitunes comments coming in now. These sisters died about exeasy. Oh, they're rooting for this woman to die from a drug overdose. These guys are at, I thought their show was gonna be about

what podcasts are good and bad and be a review show. And then this asshole just gets out there and less people to die of drug overdose. Well, I'm gonna drive to Rochester. Yeah, we're gonna get into that. We haven't been getting physical violent threats now. It's fun stuff. Here's another clip that's just a quick throw away.

Whether it's March or June or October. Or May or September or February or Thursday or noon. We get it. New Year's Day doesn't mean anything. You could do. You could make decisions at any time in your life to be better. Okay, now I know you have to move on

to the second topic of today's show, but I just want to ask you a question. All right, vegan or not? This is ridiculous. Where is this episode going? Vegan or not, could you imagine after listening to one 45 minute episode of this? Yeah, subscribing and eagerly awaiting this, or not, could you imagine after listening to one 45 minute episode of this? Yeah.

Subscribing and eagerly awaiting this showing up in your podcast list every week? Well, that's a really good point. So you're preaching to the choir, obviously. You're not converting people. No one's checking out that vegan couple who are like you and I, because we don't give a shit about their lifestyle. So if you are a vegan and you're all in on this thing, it's still not an entertaining show in any single way.

No, it brings no joy. It brings no joy, in fact, they even admit that it's just depressing. They're talking about how New Year's Day, they don't celebrate Christmas, they don't celebrate New Year's, they talk about how, oh, we're in bad way before 12. But we haven't seen 12 in years. And the only thing you're fucking old and boring.

The only thing they have to look forward to is running a half marathon. Yeah, we sounds like a lot of fun. They also talk about when they're talking about how they used to drink. This website, barnivore.com, and I did check this out. You can find which liquor's beers and wines aren't vegan. And I had no idea this existed. There are a bunch of wines that aren't vegan. Yeah, the, uh, the bunch of beers too, because they take, I think it's sturgeon bladders.

Okay. And dump the sturgeon bladders into the beer to clarify it. There's a bunch of beers that do that? That usually English style. They're called findings. Really? Yeah. Okay, but how is a wine not vegan?

I'm totally confused. It doesn't explain why it's not vegan. It just shows the list. Maybe an insect crawls across the wine or something. I don't know, freaking idea. Yeah, that one's bizarre. I'm sure someone will give you the answer and call you a fuck face in the same email.

Oh, I hope so. We do get a lot of fun emails like that. Here is them talking about. This is where it gets a little bit deep and philosophical. And isn't time a man made construct anyway? Yes. Like are there any other animals on the face of this earth keeping track of time? I don't think so.

I'm saying that. I'm going to go by the seasons. Exactly. But they're not keeping track of time. No, they're not, you know, the rabbits in the wild aren't going, oh, it's new here, Zeeve, let's talk about it. And tomorrow we're going to eat lots of carrots, yeah! Is they, do they really think that we should have the same mentality as rabbits?

And if rabbits so keep tying either should we? Rabbits also don't build cars, should we stop building cars now? Because rabbits don't, do you guys understand that humans are better than other animals at shit? Well you know, Luca gets pretty deep, he talks about Buddha, Yeah he's just you know obviously very well read Wikipedia this morning. Well here's where he starts talking about the yogic philosophy. Like you know the chakra energy wheel system in yogic philosophy. Nope. I have no idea what he's talking about so I'm obviously not to target audience for this. How much you want to bet these guys live like in a straw hut on a beautiful beach somewhere?

Well, what they do because they talk about their lifestyle quite a bit. They travel a lot. They just travel. They were in Ecuador, whatever. Yeah, they spend a year in Thailand and they're in Ecuador and they're always explaining that they're hanging out with their vegan friends. That's the silly thing about this is that you can only hang out with other vegans It's like being a cop you know your cop buddies. You can't hang out with the normals I'm on the job. It's okay These guys only hang out with other vegan couples and they explain that over and over again

How fucking boring are you as a person that the only thing you talk about is your lifestyle? There's a sort of mania to this where I don't think that they could do well with non-vegan people unless the non-vegans were willing to switch and become vegan. Right. You know, they just can't perceive. It's non-negotiable. I really think what it is is there's a thing. It is jadalana in this and that.

It's not like jadalana would I do that. There's a thin tissue paper curtain between these people and the rest of reality and they're terrified that any minute, if they make the wrong move, Natasha's gonna be throwing up on the lawn again, rolling on it. You think that's one of the,

I think she's like two steps away from hot mess. Everything would be more fun than what they're up to, and they know. And they're just straining and trying to keep themselves in this world that they're trying to make a buck off of it. Because they even said, at the time when they were talking about how they haven't been drinking in eight years, like they were trying to convince themselves

and we're having more fun now. Are ya? We're having so much more fun now. Are ya though? Because I can tell ya that I drink a lot and that's a lot of fun. Somebody killed me with a box jellyfish. Yeah, I think you might be adding something with that, Mark.

They just need constant reassurance that what they're doing is the right thing. And that's really the same reason those people are outside with their microphones. Yeah. There's also something they talk about that's Vigannuary. Vigannuary.

Oh my God, that's like New Year's January with vaginas, right? Yes, exactly. No, this is for if you're vegecurious. I have a three pound bag of frozen vegetables in my freezer right now. I added to my meals. I know what they taste like.

I know all about them. So you're not curious about it at all? Yeah, they have this program that you can join for free. What? I get to eat the food that I want to for free. Who? Sign me up. So they have this program for 31 days.

You just out the vegan lifestyle and see if it's for you. That sounds awful. I will pass. Fetchicurious. Fetchicurious. Join Team TVC. They even talk about how their team TVC is. It's so annoying.

I don't know, I can see a W-A-T-P TVC. Yeah, let's jill it up. It's jillied forces. Do a vlog, a video blog on how vegetarianism is changing you? I'm ready to move on from the show. Do you want to play, do you have one more clip on here? Do you want to play that? Are we good?

I think we can move on. All right, let's move on on because I do want to talk about, I mentioned on the show last week that there was a podcast that reached out to our hosting company and tried to have our podcast removed and thankfully our hosting company was really cool about it and you know they pushed back and said we're going to need to see some paperwork around this that shows that there was actually some type of rule or law broken. So I think that they gave up on that and then they went right to iTunes and I got this email directly from iTunes. It says, hello, we have received a notice that your podcast may be infringing the rights of the vanished podcast.

And what it's saying is I have to, the issue is sound recording. And it says, please contact the complain, is that the high use pronounce that complain? Complainant. Complainant? Regarding this matter, if you fail to respond within five business days, we'll remove the content

on January 24th. Please note that it is an iTunes sold discretion to pull the content at any time should we deem it appropriate. So what's happening here is the vanished podcast. Do not like us. They're not happy with our review of their episode. You are kidding me.

I kid you not. And so what they're trying to do is have us take it off the internet. They're claiming that it's a copyright issue, but it's not. I mean, fair use, the fair use clause within the Copyright Act. I sent the link to them so they could review that again. Anything that's for parody or for criticism, critiques. You ever watch a movie review and they show a clip from the movie and then they go, this movie sucks.

That's called fair use. So there's nothing that we've done that's wrong. What this person is attempting to do is actually to squash the first amendment right that it has. That is un-American. It is un-American, the vanished podcast. I'm a little surprised that iTunes will just take it down

if they don't hear otherwise. Anyone can just go in and complain about a show and say, I want this taken off of iTunes. And they'll just hear otherwise. Anyone can just go in and complain about a show and say, I want this taken off of iTunes, and they'll just do it. The onus is on me to prove that the show should stay on. I find that to be a little bit odd. We'll see what happens with that. I sent them a note telling them that we will not

be taking that lightly and we'll see if they come back. Was it a good podcast? I didn't care for it. No? Yeah, you'd be surprised to hear. Oh, I wasn't a fan. My wife loves it though. That's something here that vanished?

She is really into those true crime types of podcasts. She was all in on it. All right, well, let's talk about the next topic here that we have. We had the brand X podcast spend a bunch of time talking about us. And I want to recommend that everyone check this out. If you're a fan of WATP, episode 79, go to minute about 59. They start talking about us. They do over 23 minutes. And I'm just going to play a couple clips from that. Here's the, the setup. Who are these

podcasts? As the podcast with this knucklehead name, Carl, and he used to play a couple clips from that. Here's the setup. Who are these podcasts? Is the podcast with this knucklehead named Carl. And he used to have a guy named Kevin on the show, but Kevin gave the show up. So now Carl brings in guest hosts of the week or whatever. He has a couple guys that might be, well, I can forget this other guy's name that comes on my everyone's mouth.

So basically what they do is they find a podcast and they shit all over it. And three weeks ago, they totally shitted on who's right podcast. Okay, so that's the setup. This guy, John, is not a fan of mine. He mentions this. They buried the whose right podcast like a cat turn.

And Doug and Anthony weren't, I was furious. Like, I immediately went to Twitter and attacked this guy because they take one of the things about who's right And then the guys Carl's voice noise the shit out. Can I ask you a question? I have to agree with John on this one. My voice annoys the show to me too. I can't help it I have to go back and edit these shows and listen to them with headphones on It's fucking loud and obnoxious. It's not fun. So I'm totally with John on that one Let's do some more bashing on me.

Carl's like, oh, yeah, well, that was a really great joke. So let's come on, Carl. Let's hear what you got for a joke. Here's Carl's big joke. The only show that analyzes every single Trump tweet. I'm your host, Carl. There we go. That's a joke, was it? All right, so that's reviewing WATP, the wayP, the way that we review others as, as John always says, taking things out of context. He also mentions this. Listen, that guy's an asshole as far as I'm concerned.

So this is, this is more of the setup about why he's upset with me and what he would do to me if he had the chance. I think Doug has Stockholm syndrome. Like, after that whole thing, he goes on the show. And I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. Or maybe he has a better sense of self than you. You think that's it? You're right.

Because to be honest with you, if they went on and did a review of our show, like they reviewed their show, I would be drive into Rochester, New York and go in two knuckles deep of my index finger in his eye socket to It'd be quite honest. I like, I love the, the co-host's name is Duke. I love his reaction.

Like, uh-huh. Honestly, I had something to do with the people, too. I thought he was going totally similar to the eye. That was surprised me, too. Two digits deep. I was like, oh, shit. Oh, okay. Well, nice.

That's not so bad. But no, if I recall, I listened to your show, what I'm not doing the occasional guest host with you. Yeah. Didn't this Doug guy reach out to you? Correct. Correct. So Doug reached out to us and said,

hey, I'd love for you guys to review who's right, we love the show. Because he likes, who are these podcasts? He wasn't new to it. It was like, he knew exactly how he, he's interviewing somebody, right? He knew exactly what he was getting himself into. And so we reviewed the show, and then they did a rebuttal on their show.

Sounds funny. And then we had Doug on. And I gotta tell you, I like Doug a lot. We had a great time hosting together. I actually have been listening to who's right quite a bit, so it's all good. But this is, doose the co-host describing what W ATP is, and this guy actually gets it.

Now, if I can interject here. Sure, we were talking about roasts before. Okay, you find, you like that. Yes. How is, who are these podcasts different than that? It seems to me like you're an expert, Mark. So again, that's a dues who gets it. Who, well, he's never even heard our show,

but he understands the concept. And this is John responding to that, why this is not a roast. I'll tell you why it's not like a roast, because in a roast, at the very end, the person that gets roasted gets a chance to get up and take his shots back at the people that gave him all kinds of shit.

This doesn't do that. All right, so. Did you have Doug on to take his shots back at you? Well, not only that, he should have us back on his show. And we talked about it and played it. We've also had other shows like Step-by-Step who roasted us back. And we played their roast of us on our show.

Like we're roasting podcasts. It's not like you don't have a platform to talk about his back. In fact, we encourage it. We don't hide from it. We love it. You know, I'm gonna play these clips right now. This guy calling me an asshole and over and over again.

This is what we do. This is a roast. It's fun. You know who else hates roasts? Who else? That vegan couple. Oh, I bet they hate roasts. I'm just gonna play one more clip.

Again, I encourage everybody to check out brand X podcast with Ducin John. I found this to be wildly entertaining. They do over 23 minutes on us. So I'm only playing a couple little clips here, but this is just a clip that I call Duces the Man. I'm feeling it. I can see that.

You're like a chick. I'm not. How dare you. I'm not like a chick. Pure emotion. Fuck that that I am not like exactly I have no comment on these guys in Philadelphia they are they are and by the way I'm good at picking out I picked that out so by the way speaking of that I Did bet the Eagles on the money line last weekend which worked out. The Eagles are playing later today against Minnesota thinking about betting them again

They're home dogs once again. So John, maybe we have some common ground We'll both be running for the Eagles this weekend and go into the Super Bowl Let's hope for that. They do at one point John gives do to homework assignment to listen to our take on who's right and come back I don't know if he's gonna do that or not. So maybe this will continue and they'll shit on us some more. We will see. Mark, we've covered a lot today. We have, we've talked about that vegan podcast.

I've got some thinking to do about my couple. I've got some thinking to do about my dietary choices. You do, I think you drink too much and you eat too much meat. And I can't believe you haven't had eight heart attacks by now. Are those, are those, are those sirens? Uh oh. They're coming for us.

Uh we also read a note from the vanish podcast because those people want to silence speech. They're communists. They spell America with a K. They are, they are communists over there. We talked about brand X podcast talking about our podcast of Mark you know what time it is. It's time for That's right. It's everyone's favorite part of the show. The part where we tease next week's podcast that we'll be reviewing, Mark, are you familiar with this part of the show?

I am. You are, okay, so then what is it that we're doing here and why are we doing it? Well, we're gonna play a clip of another podcast. Yep. Uh, just to give the audience a chance to familiarize themselves with the material that you're going to discuss in the next episode of W-A-T-P. Well, you're close. I'm not gonna lie to you, Mark. You missed the mark on that one.

Here's the deal. I don't need people to familiarize themselves if they want to go listen to the show they could. I don't recommend it. We listen so you don't have to, is our motto here. The reason why we play this clip is it tees people. We want to get underneath the scrotum and tickle a little bit. Get them a little bit excited. Get them chubbed up. Because if they're a little bit chubbed up, they're gonna get excited and maybe subscribe to the show. So they can listen to the guy next week.

So here is a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week and we're going right back down under. Ah! So in on my name is Maynard. Hello, I'm Wokey. Once again, we're running around the thing. We're willing to be across the road.

Here we go. We're avoiding the cows. We're going past the chemist. We your our friends and here we are in Bunga Bunga 40 Bunga Bunga 40 who would have thought at 39 our thought we're pushing it too hard We shouldn't have gone this far but now we're hitting our 40s Welcome to our show there'll be this I. I'm Ridge, the intelligent handsome Italian tall duck, checked from mental to anything. There'll be that thing. And of course Tim will be talking about this. But one thing I want to put up with is this song. No way, thank you. So I have no idea what's going on.

I do not feel teased. This is so overproduced. But anyway, so this guy, this is called, I should probably mention what we're listening to here. This is Planet Maynard episode called Bunga Bunga 40 from September 22, 2017. And the host Maynard himself has reached out to us a few times.

He reached out, asked us to review his show. He says, listen from Australia, I'm here to give you some true slactivism in the form of an email. He doesn't understand the negative stuff that we're getting and can only think people have taken your show the wrong way. He says, we should have a t-shirt that says these podcasts had it coming. Well, we'll work on that. He did mention that. I thought this was great. He went to some type of, I don't know if it was live listening or Q&A with the folks from God Awful Movies, the whole cast of that podcast were in Sydney back in November and he mentioned

that our show did a review of their show. So we appreciate him spreading the word and letting people know that that we're here and you know he really wants us to check out his show. He says long live W-A-T-P and all who sail in yours and your jingle department. So thank you, Manard. We're gonna listen to your show next week. We're looking forward to whatever the hell is going on there. It seems like there's a lot going on there. I'm not even sure what to make of that, tease. You excited, Mark? You excited about next week's show?

I am thrilled beyond words, Manard. Thank you. So please join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. and the show has reached a new low I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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