Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep92 - Planet Maynard

Episode Date: January 28, 2018

This week we head back down under to review an Australian show called Planet Maynard... or Bunga Bunga... or something. If you like lots of random drops, background noise, a distracting amount of editing, and music beds for no reason, then you're an idiot. And also, you'll love Planet Maynard. Andy the GOAT is back on the show to play clips, some of which are correctly labeled. He also plays everyone's favorite game, Name the Worst Song by This Band I Just Said. Big thanks to Tim and Maynard for reaching out, these are good people. Cheers you blokes.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cue the ominous music. It's the eve of something. What? We don't know. Tim, you were amazed to find out that someone other than us two have taken interest in the show. Some on other than us two? Here's a two are these podcasts. Carl and friends fellow travelers given opinion on something and the great thing about our show is we don't really care. Oh, we don't mind. In fact, we welcome any input because we're out of ideas. I thought, well, they haven't got any context about us, with me, Maynard, Euthan Ferguson, but then I realised, we haven't got any anyway. No way, we've only got one necklace.

And there he is. It's showtime. But I'm a fine But I'm a fine But I'm a fine But I'm a fine I guess all the best Except for when they're not Couple of things there's really just a handful that don't suck That's where we come in My destiny is like how to go work and land the right Andy That's where we come in

Andy W-A-G-P W-A-G-P W-A-G-P Who are these partners? W-A-G-P Who likes these partners, W-A-T-P? Who likes these partners, not WHOA-G-P? Who likes these partners, that ones beyond me?

Who are these partners, W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Hello and welcome to W-A-T-P 92! Who are these podcasts? The only show that plays drop in real time. I'm your host, Kara, with me, as always, is Andy. Bags, slappers. What is up? I'd like to remind our listeners,

you can visit us at WhoAreThese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter at WhoAreThesePod. email the show at wattpshowatgmail.com We're always looking for podcast suggestions also if you like what you hear, don't forget to give us a positive five star review Today will be reviewing a show called Planet Maynard a suggestion from the star and host Maynard himself

Indian I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with the other And so you know what time it is That's right. It's time to sit back and pour yourself a soda Refreshing and let's get into it. This is a show called Planet Maynard. They're hosted by Maynard and Tim Ferguson. They reached out to us and wanted us to review their podcast. These two Aussies put on a show called Bunga Bunga. Yeah. I was just glad that this was a little more lighthearted

than the last one we did. We were doing a podcast about orphans with AIDS and I was shitting on that after the last one. Yeah, it didn't go no while for us either. I gotta say, it's a little bit of a falling out after that one. You're lucky, yeah, yeah, even came back. Yeah, seriously. Ooh, but yeah, this is the complete opposite of that.

We'll have much, many fewer death threats from this episode of... Yeah, I'm already predicting. Yeah, these guys know what they're getting into. I want to play a clip that sums up the show for me. Andie, so the people know... Is there a way to sum this up? I think there is.

Okay. I know. Well, trust me, I this morning I had no idea what I was, how I was gonna describe this show. And then I heard this clip, everything. I heard this piece of audio and I went, this is what sums up the show and I'll tell you why. It features a joke, sound effects, setting up a segment,

background noise, and super obvious editing. So listen for all of those components. Milf means something completely different on this show. Music, I'd like to forget. Yeah, that's right. Get your minds out of the gutter, Australia. It's Tim's historical hypothetical. We put Tim into a place in history and go, so what would you have done, smart ass? Tim's been in the bunker for Hitler.

He's helped Mussolini with his train timetables, but this time are you ready Tim? Well I'm not ready, I'm not prepared, I'm not prepared. You haven't told me anything about what's coming. Alright, this is what we're listening to. It is fast paced, it's high energy. It's throwing shit at a wall. It is still hoping that anything sticks. Yeah, exactly. Do you have something you want to play? I mean you could pick anything. This is one of those shows where you could clip the whole thing. We could have just played it

live and tried to make fun of every single part because it's all crazy nonsense. Just play my clip one I call it jerk offs. Oh, what time? A cold wind blows around a glee-point road. It swirls and the plastic bag goes around and round up in the air just like the beginning of that movie where the guys get shot and they hit it at the end. Do you know the one tin? That movie where the guys also doing something very, very bad in the beginning and that's happening right here right now.

Do you know what the movie is? That he's doing bad in the beginning and that's happening right here right now. Do you know what the movie is that he's doing bad in the beginning? No. The American beauty. Oh, jerking off. And this whole show is just one big jerk. Exactly. Oh, it makes sense, then. And do you know why it's called Bunga Bunga?

Ah, I did look... Oh, I was... Because there's a lot of Australian slang, like, I have no idea about. And I did a little research about Australian slang. And there is urban dictionary defines Bunga Bunga as violent gang rape. Okay.

That's what I've learned, I don't know. We don't, did you find something else? I went back to Bunga Bunga 1 from, September 2014 and this is how they start off the show We just called it Bunga Bunga because it's a punchline of a dirty gag and it's a it's a party that the attendant promised used to have All right, it's the punchline of a dirty gag. Have you heard this joke before the Bunga Bunga joke? No, but I think in my urban dictionary dive I Why don't you tell it? So I just spoil it. Thank you. He's out spoil it. I'm going to read you the Bunga Bunga joke. By the way, I should mention, so we listened to Bunga Bunga 40. I listened to a little bit of the latest episode.

Did you listen to that at all? No. There was one that they just put out. The talks a lot about us reviewing their show. But Bunga Bungaa this thing goes back to 2014. Maynard is a podcast that goes back to 2009. These guys have been making podcasts forever before that. He was in radio and you all be very. So this guy and this whole show when you heard that clip at the very beginning there where they talk about how are they going to understand the context. There's no amount of research I could possibly have done to understand where this is all coming from. I have no idea. So, all right, the Bunga Bunga joke. Here we go. Three missionaries were in a foreign land trying to convert

the natives. One day, as the missionaries were walking, they were taken hostage by the natives who took them to their king. The king on his throne of bone looked at the three scared missionaries, and after a long silence, the king asked the first missionary, Death or Bunga Bunga. The first missionary looked around and worried, and not knowing what Bunga Bunga was, he replied, Bunga Bunga. Ten natives then took him, strapped into a tree,

savagely raped the missionary, and sent him on his way. The king then looked at the second missionary, and spoke, Death or Bunga Bunga, the missionary stood thinking, I don't want to get raped, but I definitely am not ready to die. He then answered the king, Bunga Bunga. Quickly he was grabbed, strapped to the tree, and savagely and forcefully raped by twenty natives.

His ass was totally destroyed, but like the first he was set free. Finally the king addressed the last missionary, death or Bunga Bunga. The missionary thought, I can't go through life after that type of abuse. There's just no way I can live with myself. So he boldly answered, I choose death to which the king replied, death by Bunga Bunga. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's the joke. People, oh, isn't there a future on my episode about? Yes. You're right. So that is why we're listening to Bunga Bunga with our friends Maynard and Tim. And they are very excited that we're reviewing the show. Really? I got multiple emails and two of you have even reviewed it yet.

They're not excited. I mean, everything we've reviewed yet. What's great is that Maynard actually sent me drops that I could use. He sent me drops to help me with my, our podcast. ["Sweet Love, Sweet Love"] So these guys are very excited to the point where they've already pre-recorded their acceptance speeches. What they've done is they said, okay, we're gonna pre-record two speeches,

one if they liked our show, one if they don't like our show So here is acceptance speech number one and it's time to pre-record our two acceptance speeches of Acceptance and non-acceptance if they like our show vaguely it'll go a bit like this Tim I heard him who are these podcasts? They kind of liked a bit of the show in some parts. Fuck them. That actually made me laugh out loud when I heard that. That's good.

Because they're just so happy and upbeat about everything. Yeah, they really are. And then this is the other acceptance speech. If we don't go well, if they say really the show is very poor and it could give you polio Fuck you. Thank you very much. We really are very happy to get a little bit of realistic Criticism as opposed to the slavish ball-licking. Fuck you I gotta say I like these guys a lot. I like the guys. I don't know about the show I like them way better than that Philly fanatic who has to put his fingers in my eye

Sockets these guys seem like they're like you know what I thought about going and like pulling some clips from their show Yeah, just like peppering it in here Yeah, it's a fuck you and yeah, I, I'm not, we're not, you know, I dare you to try it from Philly to Rochester and pick a fight with me. I mean, it's such an empty thread. Fuck you. You think? Yeah. So on the last show, when I teased that we were going to do this show, I mentioned that it's overproduced. And yeah, yeah, thank you. Oh my god. This is Mayer's response to that. May not works furiously hard in the fall matching, which is the thing that makes it all worthwhile.

Oh, when I hear the word overproduced, I go, yep, that's how Hal Stahl. That's the, yeah, for sure, the theme of the show. Yes. Everything is done in post. Yeah, and this whole show. You know the comedian, Todd Glass. I do.

It reminded me of when he was on last comic standing. It was just everything was tap dancing as fast as you can and Hoping that you know, I'm gonna tell it's like the way Gene Simmons hits on women It's like I'm gonna hit on every woman if one says yes, right, then it's a success So I'm gonna tell a hundred jokes and if you laugh twice then I did my job. It is seems like there So let me tell you what the I'm gonna break down the pros and cons of this show. All right, the pros are that it is heavily edited and produced and it would be hypocritical for me to say,

I don't like that it's edited because I rail on every podcast, it doesn't edit itself. It's a little over the top, but I'm glad that they do that. I think that these guys are professional in their broadcasting style. They have it down as far as the back and forth and the banter goes. It does move quickly. It keeps going. They don't just talk about one thing for very long at all.

They just hit something and they're out of the next thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my problem with my con. It's totally confusing. It lacks any form of entertainment. I can't figure out what's going on. It's not just their accents and their slang. I don't know what's going on. Right. I don't think you're't figure out what's going on. It's not just their accents and their slang. I don't know what's going on. Right. I don't think you're supposed to know what's going on. Is there, is there segments and bits

that happen every week or is it just a shit show every week? There is, because I was listening. So they do their crank mail segment where they read emails, people send in. They have a fake news segment. They have their, when I played the clip the best under the show for me There was a hypothetical history something or other right so they have these reoccurring bits that they do Okay, cuz I think my clip 13 was I was like this is the rock bottom of

Clips from the show and it was the the mail leading. Okay. Crank mile. Crank mile, crank mile, crank mile, crank mile. What is the water? I have to do with that. I actually have a clip on that that describes what that is. And this is actually, I think, from the very first Bunga, Bunga that they did, but this is explaining the sound effects.

This is a section we love to call crank mile. Crank mile, crank mile, crank mile, crank mile. You do not jingle about the sound of the large horse pinging the glass bottle at the end is very special. Oh it works. And here it is. That was great. That's the randomness and nonsense of this show.

It's like, okay, here's our email segment, and there's a horse passing. Yeah. Okay. Makes sense. Yeah. I think, uh, hold on. Before you go, I want to play one more thing about fully work. Oh, that's...

All my clips are that. Oh, you know, they are, okay. Because you labeled that clip, like, bot rock bottom fully work. You might have the same clip, but this is just... And again, he's putting this in in post, so it's. You might have the same clip, but this is just, and again, he's putting this in in post, so it's just so stupid. It was good because I can have this wheel machine and like a rental car, I could drive the crap out of it and not worry about it and hand it back a rattling piece of junk. It'd be good to have a little sidecar too. You could sit in the sidecar,

we could rev around. They could say, wow, one of them is disabled. And one of them's just lazy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, show is. That's what the show is. Well, we do it in real time. Oh, right. Yeah, and I knew that when I was listening to it, I was like, these guys clearly are sort of like a sister podcast of this show with a long extended music breaks and nonsense, fully like drops and stuff. They do something that we don't do. And it wasn't as noticeable in Bunga Bunga 40

Yeah, but it was noticeable on Bunga Bunga one and Bunga Bunga 43 Yeah in Bunga Bunga one they announced this What's great about it is the fact that people look at you and you because we're in the corner of a cafe here Where the couple of losers got the special guest to we will reveal in a moment high special guest? I'm not saying anything So they announced that they're in the corner of a cafe. I'm asking. Gonna bring this up. You hear these noises in the background. This is actually the food comes out while they're in the middle of the podcast. A lot of the props and toys that were used in the clip came

from my cellar. Thank you very much. So my veggie burger has arrived. You are defended by the lack of meat in my burger, are you Jim? We can get some bacon for this burger place. We've got another question here. And a forced is it a veggie meat? Okay, so here's the thing that's going on. I don't know if they're actually in a cafe. It's so easy to just have the sound effect playing on a loop in their base. Yeah, it's almost too obvious with like the plates, clean, in full-talking. Yeah, in full-talking.

Definitely sounded like they were at a bar doing it live or something, but they're not addressing an audience, there's no audience reaction, but it sounds like they're live somewhere. And it's very, well, when you couple it with the cacophony of all the sound effects and the shit,

it's like who knows what's going on in that clip that I just played There's so much editing that's going on that you're hearing. It's over the top. It's not well done But you can't be because you have all this noise in the background right that they're playing Yeah, my four is I called fully mess and I think that's because it has all like the silverware and the plates And then on top of like everything else that he's doing along with it. Let's because it has all like the silverware and the plates and then on top of like everything Elcetti's doing along with it. Let's hear it. Everyone knows that MS is not your biggest disability.

Your biggest disability, Paul Livingston and Paul McDermott. How were they as a bird and while you were overseas? I had a scooter so I could get around on the cobblestone without any trouble at all. An electric scooter. I was like a killer on the road, whereas of course Paul and Paul had to carry their guitar cases and the bags. They complained just about having to

breathe in and out, rick, morcessly all every day. So here they were in Edinburgh having a very, very hard time emotionally, having to carry stuff, including my stuff. We've discussed you getting around electrically here in Gleeb, and the main reason you don't do it here is because of the weight. It's a bit fiddly to have a device like that around. Is it changed your mind having one? Oh, yeah, I really loved it, particularly if I'm going to be in the UK, where it's cobblestones, as far as the eye

can see, it was good because I can have this wheel machine, and like a rental car, I could drive the crap out of it and not worry about it and hand it back a rattling piece of junk. Yeah so it was pretty much the same but the music bed into trying to understand what's happening in the diner. Yeah so weird random background noise. Right. That one that I played for you before I want to zoom in on those parts. I had that really short something where it's served the veggie burger. Yeah. But listen to how obvious these edits are. Here's the first one. My cello. Thank you very much. And

then it goes from the okay, I got my veggie burger to this obvious edit. Thank you very much. My veggie burger. And then there's. Thank you very much. So I'm my veggie burger. And then there's this one. Can we get some bacon for this burger place? We've got another question here. I did not even try to hide the fact that this is an eight hour long discussion that they bring down to 40 minutes. And that's I think why it's so confusing.

Yeah. Because of the way he edits the hell out of this shit. Right. And I don't understand like it seems so overproduced like maybe it's just a comfort thing. Why wouldn't you do it in a studio? I have an idea Andy Don't you get food and do drink W a TV. I think that we should let's pause right now Let's go to an outdoor mall and we'll start the show. Okay. Yeah Hey, we're back here at this outdoor mall and we'll start the show. Okay, yeah. Hey, we're back here at this outdoor mall.

Hey, this is actually a lot of fun. We're out for a bout. We'll do some shopping later. Here come like chili cheese fries. Oh wait, actually, yeah. Let's go to that restaurant over there. Okay, so now we're at this restaurant and we're recording the show.

So what did you think about Bunga Bunga Fruity? Did you get a chance to listen to any other other Bunga Bunga episode? It was exhausting. It just drains all of your energy trying to understand. You know what? I'm not hungry anymore. Let's go to that cave over there. Okay. Wow, this cave is uh... Sure what? It's taking a leak. Sure is wet in this dripping cave.

I'm getting cold. I think it's the crank mail horse pissing. I think it is the crank mail horse pissing. I think it is the crank mail horse pissing. Let's go over and get a bonfire going so you can warm up. Alright, so now we're just hanging out by the bonfire recording. W-A-T-V! W-A-T-V 92! By the bonfire, alright, I don't like this world setting.

We gotta hit the city streets. Alright, and so they do have this park in the show where... And it just happened in all Australian shows we must do. There's sirens in the background. Yeah, I don't know what's going on in Australia, but apparently it's an emergency all the time. Everybody's dying of a colon cancer for meeting me. So they're talking exactly.

Actually, I have a 40-kilm about that, too. So they're... Alright, I gotta stop that nonsense. So they're talking about that too. So they're talking about how podcasts that we review will get butthurt. Actually, this is the setup to that. I always like the name. Who are these podcasts? Because it does sound kind of a fronted. Who are these podcasts? By now, they will have decided our fate to them. They'll decide whether we're a podcast or not. I've heard some of the shows and a lot of people get butt hurt too about that,

but we'll get back to that cause right now it's time for news. So this is how chaotic this show is. He says, yeah, a lot of people get butt hurt. We'll talk about that later. And then actually you talk about it later. So listen, this is just them describing it, not that exciting. But what's at the end when the siren starts off? You could tell how obvious the editing is because there's a siren flag in the background

So why do you think people get so cut when their podcast is you know bagged out because the two people Somewhere else that they don't know don't like it. Well because a lot of the time. It's like crochet It's a crochet podcast and it's their life Whereas for us bunga bunga, you know, it's the cherry podcast and it's their life. Whereas for us, Bunga Bunga, you know, it's the cherry on top, it's the fun bit. Did you hear that at the end? The series is gonna sway up and it's on its way down

and it immediately... It's a country full of criminals, everyone's always under arrest, that's a good point. Yeah, I do like that about these guys. They're definitely not taking their show seriously. There are so many things there. So there's a director, a manor, a personale. I think he's kind of like a, whatever, Ryan C. Chris type of-

Oh, I think you're giving away too much crap. I don't know, but I mean, it says on Wikipedia that he's like a television host and a radio personality. The whole show sounds like a top 40 morning zoo without the songs in it. In some cases there are songs, especially. They do play a lot of music. It's fun to say that because it's so edited in post. I wanted to see, where does this guy sound like if it's live? How does that work out?

So I downloaded an episode that was called Miss Death and Maynard Live at WDJ SSL second birthday party and I'm like, okay, it's over an hour long What is this guy gonna sound like without all of this over the top editing? All it was was music Okay, it was just them on the radio just playing music Okay, I don't know why they put it up as a podcast. I have no idea. They just ran in their whole form, man.

Yeah, just random tunes going on. Well, this wasn't a Bunga Bunga episode. The thing about this show is that there's like hundreds of episodes, but there's only been 43 Bunga Bungas. Oh, I agree. And this is the description of what Bunga Bunga is. So in case you don't know what's going on here. Yeah, you should listen to Crank Mile here on Bunga Bunga the show that's going nowhere.

Fast Tim. In fact, I think it's the fastest show going nowhere, fast in Australia. I would agree with that. It's the fastest show going nowhere fast. I like that tagline. It doesn't seem like it's trying to go anywhere. That's pretty good. Anya, I teased the fact that the reference, the podcast we reviewed last week, Mark and

I talked about that vegan couple. Oh. And they talk about us talking about that. But we'd never heard of that Australian podcast that was on last week, that vegan couple. Do you know them at all? I do now. I was listening to what the hell's going on with those podcasts.

They did a review of that vegan couple. I got to say they are a couple and they're very vegan. The true victim in that episode was the woman who sold drugs to the husband who got in trouble off his wife a few years later because they apparently they almost had fun on ecstasy one night. I actually agree with that assessment. That is the oldie victim from that show. I don't know even we could have just let them do their review of their own show.

We could have kind of like never put out an episode reviewing their show because they've talked about it So much now, I would have been hilarious like we brought the next show. It's just about something telling me a friend Can we do this with all our episodes now just email them? Hey, we're gonna shit on your pod. What do you think about it? Yeah, right. I know it's a good way. You their show for us. Yeah, we'll just play people, you know, anticipating that I'm getting there All right. What do you got, Andy? You got a lot of clips. I don't know.

There's a lot. It could be any. I could just start anywhere. The one thing they did that I thought was a value was at the beginning of the show. I think that's right. Well, thought was a value. Well, they just, they started by talking about a comedy festival that was going on. We played a bunch of the comedies.

Ah, yes. Doing a couple of their jokes. But then this one particular joke I thought was kind of a standout. That's my clip 3. There's a story of a gay guy coming to Australia to seek asylum. He'd be killed for being gay in his home country. And he had to go before the refugee review tribunal and ordered a proof that he really was gay, they asked him to name off the top of his head five Madonna songs. That's the rigorous system! Five which is a high bar by

the way. I'm a gay Australian born race, I couldn't name you five, I thought I had a time to listen to five Madonna songs, I'm too busy sucking cock, right? What do we do? And he was the first line of, I'm too busy sucking cock with an Andy to laugh. But also it's like five. She's been in American culture for 30 years. I could name 15.

By that standard, I got, I'm sitting in between two naked dudes jerking them off. I know so many Madonna's so I've seen that picture on Twitter. I actually don't believe that that has happened. Could have been photoshopped Andy what else you got from Bunga Bunga 40 on WATP 92 what I feel like they do you know how to say Bunga Bunga 40 a lot That's a key point yeah, you know isn't a Bunga Bunga 40 you definitely know it's such a radio

Jack like veteran radio jack thing to do. Yeah. yeah, you keep giving your call out or so. You could tell their veterans. You only podcast with the hits. Yeah, bug a bug of wording. Surprise, they're not giving me the weather on the 9s during this too. Oh, probably got to have it in the out. They probably were.

But they tend to have, they're like, oh, I'm in love with this clip, this drop. We have to use it. So they do these giant shoe horns of jokes that are just modeled around clips and fives. Why would somebody do that? Oh, I hate a lot of cheeseburgers last time. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,

I know, seriously, why would somebody just shoe horn in drops? You know, just see if you're dickier. That's the day we do that. and the show has reached a new low What you're talking about? What y'all talking about? Well, I should have this more better memorized. Well, why don't we play there? Is playing point five? This is this is them shoe-harning stuff not me

There's white supremacists in the US dig even those Nazis a bad name. Oh Oh yeah, certainly the Nazis dressed a lock better than those locals. I don't know why they needed that music. I don't know either. But there's another, I had another one six is the more the same. When you get up in the morning, you like to put inspiring music on. You have been listening to AC DC's classic track from the ball breaker album, Cover You in Oil. The chorus singing the words I want to cover you in oil, 32 times, going away for a short verse of metaphors and then coming back and singing again for 64 times I want to cover you in oil.

Let's hear a little bit. I That was the one where I felt like they stole your bit Carl I think I must have mislabeled my clips, but I was just like oh they're ripping off Carl now Yeah, yeah, I see that you your next track is called they stole your bit But yeah, I was thinking the same thing they were talking about shitty that 18dc song was yeah and guess what good news Andy We're bringing the game show back today. We are oh, yeah There's a little tease for later out in the episode if you want us are fast forwarding That's what good news Andy. We're bringing the game show back today. We are. Oh yeah. That's all right. There's a little tease for later out.

See, in the episode, if you want us to fast forward and then you can get to your everyone's favorite game, name that artist, Worcog. It's a different name every time. Oh, you can do it with ACDs. You can do it all with ACDs, see it does shit. You know it's the Worcog. You can't have multiple Worcogs.

The Jack. Come on, guys. That's both my favorite. Yeah. Everything's my favorite. Yeah. All right, Andy. I am going to, I'm going to play a drop that was sent over by Maynard so I can grab a beer out of the fridge. You gotta have boost. Gotta have boos. No, that's uh fully work of a fridge closing. That goes in this fully work.

We're not even doing that computer drops now. We're doing live drops. No, no. No, that's fully work of a beer being drank. Everything in real time. Andy, um, I do have another clip that I want to play for you. When he's first launched his Bunga Bunga, he decides to ask, what do the people want? We're going to do this new show, Bunga Bunga. What should it be? I also asked a few people what they would like to be part of Bunga Bunga, what should be part of Bunga Bunga, and really no one right back to me. So it's anything and everything. I wish one person written back given some type of format. It would have been helpful.

Now I like these guys though. I like the fact that they could say shit like that. Yeah, I asked people, nobody even got back to me. There's a lot of self-deprecation and... Which is great. Which is great. Yes. I just like their approach. I don't know what, who would listen to this or why, but I like their approach to it.

Here's how I sub it up. When it comes to booze, Andy. I enjoy a 15 year single malt scotch, you know? I like a fine anejo tequila. This show is like a fireball whiskey. Oh, he's like 99 bananas. You know, it's just like, here's this thing that you like with a bunch of sugar and garbage, so to gonna do it so like any fucking severed your all with us to do it like oh

It is bananas It is a little bit for that I'm just gonna pick the let's see the What do you think your track is called they stole your bet since that's not they stole your bet Oh, that was just another one that they Shoehorn joke for just for the sake of the drop. Okay, when you get up in the morning you like to put in sparring I just want to point out what kind of professionals we are we know exactly what we're playing We're the best people when you get up in the morning you like to put you know some people like to say

These assholes are reviewing other people's shows shows they don't even do a good show Fuck you were amazing were professionals were the best around I got the fucking I go over here Yeah greatest of all time Yeah, everyone knows that I'm really full of myself and here we are showing it proving it every week Yeah, when you get up in the morning you you like to put in sparring music on. Yeah, I've been listening to I say, the wrong clip. We say the same clip again.

The same clip. Oh, shit. Well, in your defense, you're new to computers. You didn't think it was going to catch up. You're right. Personal computers. What about a scientist? What am I going to do with that stupid thing?

I barely know how to work my computer. Oh my gosh. Andy actually was typing up his notes on a typewriter today and using white out to fix over the spelling errors. Alright, Andy, what else we got? Let's skip to... This is actually a bit that I really liked out of the show. Okay. Clip 10. This Justin, a man in Maronga has pistis pants.

That's not sport. That's very sporting of it. It's not but that risk. Well, I can't put it in the weather. The fake news. Fake. Fogding. Fake.

I love it. They were doing fake news stories. Yeah, I have a clip about that too. That was the sports section of a guy pissing his pants. Yeah, all right. Well, that's fun. I actually have a clip on there too, where they're talking about fake news and the thing that I want you to notice,

wherever they are, I don't know where they are, there's just someone talking in the background or yelling in the background, just a single voice. It's so distracting. Let's do it for this. And babies who breastfeed should hide their little heads in shame. Shame babies shame. We suggest a baby burger. Thank you to the one-lation front. It's fake. Fony. Fake. In further news, a conspiracy theorist is happy someone is secretly in control. It's something to do in this during a keynote. Is there a speaker up on Sainzie recording your podcast at the same time?

It's somebody in the diner complaining about their veggie burger. Probably. What I thought was interesting though is like that last little piece there. Did they just rip that out from the onion? Are they writing these bits? It does sound like an obvious thing. I clip that same, those fake news things.

I skipped to that last one because I because I liked it But yeah, they do a lot of fake news stories on the heels of quote unquote real stories Well Tim was indesernable like what's news and I will say Tim Ferguson Wrote to the show this week was very excited about us doing the show. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, and he he told me that He really likes that Americans elected Trump because it's great for comedy. Yes.

So they're very excited about the fake news and all of the comedians come out of this Trump administration. A lot of comedians had that same thought. You're welcome, boss. Yeah. You know, it's the least we could do. Yeah.

The least. All right. Um, I, at least all right I I Honestly couldn't tell you I know one person who voted for Trump. I don't think I know a psycho first, but we're in New York state So I'll write a character pretty votes around here. All right Andy. What do you got? I think I only really have one more that I wanted to play which was the one thing that bothered me the most about the podcast and this is when people Congratulate their patreon supporters. Yes, This went on for over two minutes. Really?

And when you have that many Patreon supporters? I don't know, but when you're just reading the names of Patreon supporters That's exciting for one person for that one second that their name got read and then boring for everybody else for the rest of the time So I hate it when people do this and a lot of podcasts that are on Patreon, they insist on doing it. And it's like you could have just said this without pulling the clip because now I don't want to let it do it. It's a show kill. You have to listen to it. And this is only half of it. It's only half of it. It's just listen to how long it goes on for and then double in. Nick Andrew. Andrew Waddington. Thank you very much Pety Young Stuart Dundas and Natasha Krita. Thank you very much. Frankie Lee Norman Fox Richard

Right and does that all the time Mel Wilden got blessed that girl James Trevina Gregory Durarras in my money done Stephanie Spears and F. Carmichael Oh, I'm gonna stress if your initials are f and C Costy shields we got Katie. There's Lindley Kisik who's overseas Craig Walker legend Katrina Hale Jeremy Kirkwood of the family and Tony eels a very good bicycle rider when he was a little kid. Daniel John, Spade, Danny Matthews, I would like to thank Piny O'Beeide. Glad you didn't go to jail. How I'd love it. Grant McCarran, Rachel Dunlop, the Pireggie,

Shellan Hester, Leone Lynch, Mark Kirby, Jody Sutcliffe, Donna H. That was a living. Kath Reed, Nick MacHouden, Shu Long and your son is a teen, Michael Ham. Hey, you know what, guys? This right. Calf-read, nick-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap It's hard to be bored when that music's playing in the background. It's way better than being in a diner or out of the streets Somewhere with sirens going by or in your friend's basement. We try to say You know last week mark talked about how I have this awesome studio The year in and I'm trying to like pretend that that's true. Oh, if you could go along with that. That'd be great Yeah, Yeah, whatever. I do want to mention that on their website, did you go to their website, which is

mayner.com.au? No, but it was funny because I was trying to, as we, I've proven, I'm terrible with computers. So I was trying to find a podcast, and I was trying to get my wife to help me find it. And I was like, it's like, MaynardFergusin.com. Or it's Tim Ferguson and Maynard. And she's like, oh, it's a MaynardFergusin.com.

And I brought it up. And there's so many. It's like, yeah, it's like some music shitter. And I was like, this is not it. Somebody hours have just sped out that website and trying to promote what's going on. So we almost got clips from that. I do want to point out that website trying to promote what's going on So you what we almost got clips from that. I do want to point out that on their website They have all section called Maynard approved shows and under the Maynard approved shows

They have no agenda which I'm a huge fan of yeah, they also have Another show that we've actually reviewed on this show before which is why am I not seeing it? No, I thought it was on there. All right, so they have the higher side chats, but I guess not okay So what I'm going to say right now to Maynard and Tim if you're listening Why isn't who are these podcasts? One of the Maynard approved shows come on guys step up Well, you can do it. I appreciate you guys talking about this, but you got to take it to the next level. Put us on your website. Faces should be nude.

Please. And I have a track where they're talking about Tim's cat, Kittler. Oh yeah, yeah. Bunga Bunga 40. You know, when we first did this a while ago in our James Bond layer at your home with Kittler Oh, how is Kittler by the way? He's going very well. How many is making plans? I can see he's making plans But for the time being he seems relaxed. That is fucking stupid. Just putting in the things I mean if I was gonna ask you about your dog And what am I gonna do? I'd be like oh Andy. What do you have a crow? Is there is there a hawks out here? They're gonna get to worry about I

Mean I know you don't own sheep right? Maybe you do I don't know maybe there's a frog somewhere nearby Chickens it could be a fucking line. I don't know hey it could be... could be... BAH! Chickens! It could be a fucking lie! I don't know. And hey, all these things are possible. Yeah. Alright, that's all I wanted to do with that.

Moving on. Could he give him a cute name, like, Poochalini or something? I should have. He's my dog's a dictator too. I have a... I saw that I pulled from the show that I will definitely use to get in the future. What the what?

Who are these? Who are these who are these podcasts podcasts? Alright anything else you want to play before we start our game? No, I name the worst song by this band. I Never go there. I don't think there's one podcast that I've gone back to That's beat the odds on one podcast that I've gone back to, that's Beat The Odds on this show, with the exception of maybe like, S-town. You guys did S-town. It was only six episodes, I listened to all that just to see what was up.

But even though, like we did Dr. Game Show, I don't think it was horrible. This is another one that I'm gonna say Beat The Odds. I didn't hate it. It was fun. I was wondering what your angle was gonna do. I like the guys. Yeah, there's a little bit of fun. It's a little it's just the density of it is there's too much happening for me to be able to be like oh, I'm gonna put that on and get one laugh in a half hour. Here's what I wrote down, you know, here's what I wrote down. This is the first time I've listened to hours of a podcast,

and I have no idea if I like it or not. Yeah. I honestly could not tell you why I'm writing this up this show. Yeah, I'll tell you why. Because it's not bad. They get, because they're in on the joke. Right. What we're doing, they're having fun with us,

and that's why we like it, even though their podcast is un-listened. Well, that's a nice way I'm saying it. Maynard and Tim definitely appreciate the show. Keep up all the Bunga Bunga down there in Australia. At this time, I wanna take us to another segment in our show, one that I should probably have some type of transitional drop for yeah theme song theme song for this game

we need a three minute theme song we're the longest fucking theme song in the history of podcasts all right so here's the transition. You gotta get shifty. Oh yeah. Take off your pants and your panties. Shit on the floor. Time to get shifty in here. Okay, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna name a band or an artist. And you're gonna tell me the worst song they've ever recorded.

Now, it's important to note here that this is not an opinion. This is not subjective. Yeah. This is not subjective. This is the truth. According to the person that created the game. This is the truth. This is the worst sign they recorded. And the reason we do this Andy is because people want to play it home. And please send us your scores. I want to know if you beat Andy or not. We've played this with Andy in the past. He hasn't done well.

But I tried to pick artists that you're more familiar with this time. I think I was going 70s and 80s before, and you were a little hesitant if you could even name a song. Are they Madonna songs? No, I'm going 90s. We're gonna make this a little bit easier. Okay. All right, so I'm gonna start with,

and this is a softball. I'm putting this out of T, Weezer. Ooh, Weezer is a worse song. And listen, if you listen to the last 10 years of Weezer, there's a lot to choose from. Don't get me wrong, but there's one specific song that rises to the top or the bottom in this case. Rises to the bottom.

Just like Australia. Andy and Deep Thought is if this mess. Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just gonna say this sweater song, because I don't like that song. Well, it's interesting that you say that, this is actually the song that they put out that is exactly the same as the sweater song, but way worse.

That's where I want to be. All right. Beverly Hills is a garbage song. It is. Because it's got that one, or five progression just like the source. It's like they were trying to recreate the sweater song. But with way less clever lyrics and just stupid, and I listen, I like Weezer. I've been on multiple Weezer cruises.

I've been to their shows. I used to cover their songs and I was in bands in the 90s. I'm a fan of Weezer. But River's Cuomo just annoys the shit out of me with his lyrics sometimes. Well, it's another third verse. Yeah, this is a verse written by Rockstar Rivers Cuomo. That is like a Harvard grad, right? Harvard grad rock star And I was at a boat with this guy a couple different times. He's not approachable. Yeah, he's not a down to earth guy. He's a rockstar approachable. He's not a down to earth guy. He's a rock star. Oh, yeah, I'm just a loser who happens to be the head of weasers.

Yeah, I might as well give away all my rock star money and live in the gutter. I find him so annoying sometimes. All right, Andy, the next one is again, I think a pretty easy one one although you've proven that even the easy ones are hard for you Hello for one. Alright, STP Yeah, stone-taple pilots. What is their worst song? What the fuck is the name of that one? Sing it for us Sing the guitar riff and go no Sing the guitar riff and go no

And to see the problem is there's so many songs with these bands Well, that's that's the whole point. I can't tell you you were bitchin last time cuz I had like a one hit wonder Yeah, but one hit one is you're just like oh, it's one song so it's that song. Oh, it's cumbersome by seven very three-hand ocean I don't know sour girl. I don't I like that song That's hilarious. All right, you're gonna give me shit for this, but I'll explain We're here with dogs to find a time, time, time, with a foothamore. Okay, so this is plush. The first number one hit. Yeah, their first big hit, off of their first record, which I enjoy their first record a lot.

But this song is garbage. They have a way of writing music where they don't get to the chorus. This chorus comes three minutes into the fucking song. Yeah. Don't bore us get to the chorus as John Badjogi says. And this song moves along. It's such a slow fucking snail trail pace. It's just BADDADD. GAAAHHHHH. Okay, that's fucking go people. Their acoustic version is more upbeat. This, I don't know what was going on in the 90s, where people were just in that much of a funk that they wanted to listen to these guitar

So it took all fucking day to play. Hey, yeah, it's not a good song. It was it was a hook. It was I was the chorus I was just like is that a hook? He doesn't even say the word plush away from it gets in the plush bar I don't know. I think that song is garbage. All right Andy. Well, I disagree Of course, but that's why I told you this is not up for debate so bad at this is that for debate This isn't like my opinion. This is just the truth over to better. Let's go on to the next one I'm gonna get wrong. All right. We got two more. Hopefully the people playing along at home are doing about it Yeah, yeah, all right another 90s band This one is Pearl Jam.

I'll give you a hint. Okay, it's a little bit of a cheat. Is it the one about the cover, about the car crash? Yes. Yeah, this is called Laskis. This was a 50s fucking cover that was played on the radio non-stop is if this is good It's any better Trying to be a corner and I like any better I listen I like for all jam too. I've been to lots of for all jam shows

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I feel like the last chance, last dance with Mary Jane. Really? Of course, it sounds like he's singing it off key. I think the harmonies are, don't, they look something like they're in key to me. You're wrong. That's it. Last dance with Mary Jane's a great song.

It's actually this. I'm free. Yeah. I think this suffers from the overplay. Yeah. Well, and I know that you like to complain that I picked these songs because they're overplayed, but I have reasons why this is the worst song written, OK?

OK. And it's definitely overrated, but I have reasons why this is the worst song ridden, okay? Okay, and it's definitely overrated, but it's also as worse. That chord progression is the exact to the same chord progression throughout the entire song from beginning to end. It never changes. It's boring. It never stops. It's so boring. And it's funny. I was actually doing a little bit of reading about how they wrote this song. And Tom Petty says that he was able to quickly write the song.

They wrote it in like less than an hour. And recorded the next day and I was like, no shit, you're alive, no shit, no shit, no shit, no fucking shit, you're alive. It's been spent time trying to write that fucking song. I'd be pissed about that. Because you think it'd come up with like a second chord progression or something that you could do. This song is so shitty even the bridge. I'm gonna play for you the entire bridge. It's just like a tariff that's the same chord progression.

It's just one string instead of three stringing right That was it that was the entire fucking fridge right there the rest of the song is just worse and worse worth Now I'm free I'm free falling. It's not even a good hook I don't know why that was like his biggest hit of all time. It makes zero Right, I don't know why that was his biggest hit I feel like Tom Petty is like one of those song writers Where the focus is on more of like the lyrics and less it has less to do Like you said he just lacks himself in a room and comes with a corporate regression and then writes the song

You know what I have to say about that All right, that is the heckler from Bunga Bunga. Yes, also on a side note I don't like that they're calling Tom Petty's death an accidental overdose. That's what overdoses are. They're accidental. If it's not, it's called suicide. All right, Andy, we've reviewed Bunga Bunga 40 or... One for four! Yeah, three, some of your scores, about us, which is very fun and exciting. Yeah. We played, named the shittiest song.

Every time it's a different, I gotta come up with something type of name or something. Hey, yeah. We haven't talked about iTunes reviews. I will tell you that I think we have to be the only show with over 75 one-star reviews, right? It's getting to be a point of pride. We have to be. I mean, one other show could be around long enough to get 75 plus one-star reviews, right? It's getting to be a point of pride. We have to be on one other show. Who could be around long enough to get 75 plus one-star.

Is there another show? I'd be interested to know. I'd be interested to know too. I feel like we brought it up. If there's a show that you don't like, nobody goes and reviews it one star, because it disliked it so much. So there can't be there can't be another show that is like actively pissing people off and you know inciting one

star. Well they're might be the way this show. They're might be but I would challenge them to get as many one-star reviews as w-a-t-p. How many episodes do you do business? W-a-t-p 92? 92? Yeah, or W-A-T-P 92? I'm surprised that there's not 300 one-star reviews. Because I feel like, you know, the hosts and the co-hosts. The hosts and the one listener, like, yeah. And the host's mom. Yeah, there should be like, 300 one-star reviews.

Well, there's probably a bunch of negative reviews on Google or some service I don't use. Patreon. Yeah, we're Patreon. Fuckin' it. Yeah, I have Patreon. So yeah, we've talked about all these things which means we've gotten to that point in the show. The channel.

The channel. The channel. The channel. The channel. The channel. The channel. The channel. The channel.

All right, Andy. It's everyone's favorite part of the show, especially the people who have been writing to me and asking them to review their podcast or another podcast they've listened to. We've got some great suggestions recently. We appreciate that. Keep writing into w-a-t-p-show at gmail.com. That's w-a-t-p-show at gmail.com.

All right, so here's a clip that we're gonna play, that's a clip from the podcast we'll be reviewing next week. And the reason why I play this is to tease people, to get them excited about the podcast, we'll be reviewing next week. Do you think I was gonna ask you about that? Yeah, I did. Oh, I was getting ready to go into the explanation of like,

when you, when people listen to this show Right, they don't know if they're gonna like the next show right so you're gonna tease You got it down that next episode. This is why you're the goat you got it down Here's a clip from next week's podcast and yeah, I'm not continuing the bit that I've been doing with the pop culture rundown Because I forgot to write stuff down, but I'm trying to remember things That we're on that pop culture rundown. We made it into 1995. I'm predicting it would say something about Apollo 13.

The best movie I ever saw for my birthday. Boring. Let's see, movies from 1995. You guys help me out here. Oh, fucking Batman Forever. That's from 1995. Whoa. Yeah.

So, I love it classic. The way I close the show with kids from a rose. Water World was 1995. Oh, hell yeah, it was. All right. This is a podcast called Game That Tune. Episode 95, the black and red cave that is your prostate from January 24th, 2018.

Wait, wait, what? Back up. What is it called? Episode 95, the black and red cave that is your prostate. January 24th, 2018, this is a suggestion from John Reagan who wrote into the show and this is what he says. Hi there, I'm John Reagan from the game That Tune, where a video game music guessing show. The premise is, each week, we pick a video game theme like games from the 90s or fighting games, et cetera. And each of us picks a game within that theme. We play some music from the game

and the other guy is trying to guess the game from the music. Then we spend, I don't know, 30 minutes or so, bullshitting about the game or things related to the game. Wash, rinse, repeat. So we've done a video game, video game music podcast. 30 minutes or so bullshitting about the game or things related to the game wash rinse repeat So we've done a video game podcast video game music podcast. Yeah VGM show in the past a little bit different episode nine There's a gamification of video game music and Andy your video game enthusiasts. What do you think about this premise?

It sounds damn near impossible. I don't know who knows that much about games, where you would be able to just guess. I would get Tetris, I would get Super Mario Brothers 1 and 3. Yeah, and this was the last one episode. I know. I wouldn't do very good on this one. Who's up so 95, so they've probably gotten all of the games

people actually know out of the way. This is gonna be obscure who knows who. Yeah, and I don't know who's an audience for this. Probably nobody. And I don't know. That's why they wrote into our show. We got us to forget. Yeah, somebody would actually hear about.

It's another person that has no idea what they're getting themselves into. Like, hey, let's try and get some free advertising on who are these podcasts and don't realize that. Well, they're gonna get I didn't read his entire email he did say he did say this I found your podcast think it's neat so maybe turn our show we probably not oh my god it's like please call me a dickhead everyone yeah everyone has a podcast that fucking show those guys are just like hey review our show

What the fuck that I got Philly Phenatic fucking threatening my life on Twitter to Jesus Christ guys Can we all get a set to humor can we be more like the Australians please and get a fucking set to humor? Yes, by the way, I haven't even checked to see if our show has been taken off of iTunes. I haven't We just did this for no reason. I haven't heard anything back. Let me take a look real quick Oh my god, this is gonna be interesting. This is this is like a Cliff hanger. Yeah, cuz that's like a seasoned finale cliff hanger iTunes told us that they will take shows down at their sole discretion and they were asked to take down the vassal.

What still there? Yeah, I mean, it's I subscribe and it was on my phone as of the end of the week. But I don't think that's iTunes though, because I don't use iTunes to push out the pockets. Are you, well, are you using iTunes? Yeah. Well, then never mind. Fuck me. Why have I ever done that?

I know what you're playing. I think it would have been at a better cliffhanger if it was taken down. Well, who knows? Maybe next week you're gonna be taking us next week. You're gonna want to join us. But everybody Delete the podcast and re-subscribe. So please join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out what's in for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Starting in the muskets of morning radio.

Get out and show these cold white cows. Oh I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. What the what? Who are these? Who are these podcasts? Podcasts. I don't get it.

It makes no sense. What the what? Who are these? Who are these podcasts podcasts?