Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep95 - The Alex Jones Show

Episode Date: February 18, 2018

It's hard to have a brief discussion about The Alex Jones Show. Many people feel that this show is the main reason why Donald Trump is the president right now. Well, that and some poorly executed Facebook ads that Putin purchased with his AmEx back in September. Cros joins the show to discuss all things Alex Jones including some wild statements he's made in the past, what a typical episode sounds like, his endless supply of snake oil infused products, his cool bumpers, and of course the fact that he's bat-sh*t crazy. We also discuss Planet Maynard, the interview with Deana Marie, Cros's rebuttal to a game we recently played, and we tease next week's episode. It's a show jam packed with content that you need to know in order to keep your family safe from the globalists. One thing I've learned is that they are coming to get you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Crohn, we do have an international audience. So I just want to explain what Alex Jones is and case there's somebody out there who doesn't understand this phenomenon. Yeah, it's a whole universe. Alex Jones is a radio host started in the late 90s on the radio. He's now syndicated to over a hundred markets. Yeah, I got 160 AM FM and short wave station.

Okay. So if you're communicating to Soviet agents in the field from around a different continent, you can get them the Alex Jones show, which is fucking wild, but here we go. It is wild. So Alex Jones is well known as being a right wing, libertarian, conspiracy guy.

He, it's kind of like, I'll be more familiar with Coast to Coast, am the overnight show that's been syndicated forever. It's similar to that, but a lot more aggressive. Coast to Coast is way more laid back compared to Alex Joes. And the scope of the show is incredible. It's three hours Monday through Friday with a one hour wrap up and then he does a two hour AM radio show on Sunday.

I'm Sunday. It's, I mean, that's a shes on it. He is broadcasting all week long. It's an incredible amount of content. It's amazing. I mean, it really is. I'm Sunday. I mean, that's a starting point. He is broadcasting all week long. It's an incredible amount of content. It's amazing. It really is. It's amazing. And it's, you know, it's a very much, it's a podcast, I would say, it's probably the

majority of people who listen to a show is through the podcast, but it's very much a radio format. Yeah. So he has breaks that come in at regular intervals and they have the commercial beds and then it comes back up. But you're right. I mean, that's the first thing that we have to talk about here is the amount of content. Alex Jones is a professional, to say the least.

Oh my goodness. He's amazing at what he does. He's created a huge following for himself. Here in the U.S., there's a lot of people who give him credit for Trump's rise and Trump's election because he was so pro-Trump and he does have a huge followers. Can we talk about his numbers? Yeah, let's see. I mean, as of last summer, 2017 was the most recent I could find.

He's got 10 million monthly visitors to his website. InfoWars.com, prisonplanet.tv, news.com. 5.9 million weekly radio listeners. I mean, like I'm a fan of your program, Carlyce, you know. Yes. And I listen to it and I'm like, who the fuck is listening to this garbage that you're reviewing?

And then the answer to this one is six million fucking people are listening to this garbage that you're reviewing. This is true. Yeah. The other thing I want to point out just to set the table is that he is not alone. He has a giant staff of people. Oh yeah.

Not only is he putting out this radio show that's also a video. If I think that if you subscribe, you can watch the video of him doing this show. Yeah, there's video content. But he also has unnitely newscasts as hosted by other people within the organization. So they do like a two or three hour long show there too. I mean, they're pretty much on the air 24 seven. That's their goal

from what I got to show you. Yeah, I mean, they're just always on the air. They always have this information coming out. And basically, the whole idea is to sell snake oil, but we won't get into that just yet. Yeah. Let's talk about the content of the show. Crows, you're the guest. Is there a clip that you'd like me to play? One that you think sums up the show that my club members understand my clip number one is my show summary. I know you like to start off with something that really sets the table. The US Postal Services bogged down in the most elaborate

Syops campaign in history. First, they fatten us up with all those two for one pizza coupons. Then when we're too loggy to put up a fight they sell us off to the red cross who removes our kidneys which go back on the pizzas to start the process all over again. Did you mean for all those words to come out together? Did they just fall out randomly? Okay so that's kicking the hell. Yeah that's the hell from King of the hell and the only thing wrong with that is that it, as fucked up as it was, it was a complete thought

from beginning to end. Yeah, that's true. And was slow enough that one could understand it and parse the words. So that's, I kind of fucked up there. One of the things I love about Alex Jones is, and I should say this, full disclosure, I'm a fan of this show.

I haven't listened in a very, very long time, but I've listened to many of his episodes. I really do understand the format of it and his whole angle. I do get a little bit down the rabbit hole. I kind of have this inkling that our government is run by a deep state and probably intelligence agencies and not so much the elected officials. We're not going to get in any of that, But there are things about the show that I like. What I love about Alex Jones is that he throws out these things. Is it everybody knows them? And it's just like this little quick aside and then he's moving on with his point.

Yeah. Things like this. Because if you look at the UK's crime, they have the highest mugging and stabbing rate in the Western world who has the lowest Switzerland where everyone by law has to own a machine gun. Sorry, nope, you're wrong, look it up. Yeah, it's just throwing us out,

it's like everything's peaceful and Switzerland because everyone knows the machine guns. Of course, there's a law that you have to own a machine gun. It doesn't think a lot of Google search you to realize that's not true. Of course. Now, I try to approach this with an open mind because I mean, it's easy to make the joke, there's a lot of context,

it's all bullshit. If you would have went back a year and told anybody that there's a doctor with the US Olympic team who's molested hundreds of girls, and there's a whole system of people that have fed these girls to him and then protected him after the fact, you think it was bullshit, but yet it's been all over the news and all these hundreds of girls and women have testified. It's, it's, it's fucking crazy.

And I bring that up because there is some conspiracy shit going down and I'm sure we'll find out about it. Dude, if you don't mind hitting my number two, this was like kind of how I think the squares of the world might know Alex Jones. I'm done! I'm pissed! And I'm not putting up with it anymore. Alex Jones may be America's most famous conspiracy theorist. You got a war in people. On his website Info Wars, he touts what many would say are offensive claims, including this about the bombing victims in Manchester, England. Big bomb goes off at pop stars rock concert,

bombing a bunch of liberal trendies. And he once called the Sandy Hook school shooting a hoax. Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake with actors in my view, manufactured. Yeah. So that's from the CBS Evening News, but those are all clips from his show. And that's kind of where word. That's a lot of people who want to talk about Alex Jones do. Yeah. They take these crazy outrageous clips. I have a bunch of them on the board ready to go. Of course. And then they go, look at how ridiculous this person is. Yeah. He says the frogs are gay. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So if you don't mind hitting number three, this kind of throws a wrinkle into it. I'd love to hear you take on. Kelly claimed in court that Alex Jones violent outbursts Prove he is not a fit parent his lawyer countered by making the surprising argument that Alex Jones is playing a character on his show and is actually a performance Artist Jones swiftly denied those claims in this message. I am completely real and everybody knows it. Yeah. Now divorce is ugly business. It is. And I never want to get involved in that. But what's the deal? Is this real?

Is a question that I and a lot of people have. I have a clip that talks about this too. What I love is that the attorney said to judge Alex Jones being a parent based on his radio show would be like to judge Jack Nicholson based on his portrayal of the Joker. That's what is a turdy saddest genius, which is literally saying that he is an actor playing a character.

Yeah, who happens to be a psychotic man. Right, exactly. But you're exactly right. This was something that came out during his child custody battle last year. And of course, everybody jumped on this. I went see Alex Jones' fake. It's completely fake. Truthfully, there's more lies told in court than there are probably on the radio. Oh, wait, that's a joke.

So I don't know that we can point at that and say, this is obvious. Of course, yeah. From what I've heard, and I did a lot of research today on People who used to work for info wars and left okay because there's this weird thing going on with past employees who are Bashing out's Jones and this and this and this the one thing that seems consistent is that the guy on the radio is the real guy He's like that 24 seven going back to the 90s when he didn't have this huge organization Yeah, was just hanging out with other radio hosts at his radio station. He was constantly showing up to the bar with piles of paper and articles printed out. I just read this book and it looks like that new world order

is going to try to put something in our water. That's going to turn us into the gay frogs. Like, that's his amol. It does seem genuine. I mean, it really does seem like, it's crazy. To put these really crazy. Yeah, to put that on would be so exhausting. That it's not even funny. Can I just play another clip that I think sums up this, just like throw away lines that he puts out there. And if you listen to him long enough,

it starts to work out you. Oh yeah. Yeah. You start to be like, oh, that's true So this is a fun one the attention spans are now less than a goldfish in the western world. That's on record Nope. Yeah, that's it's on record. That's pretty easily debunked. I've never seen a goldfish Go on and Netflix binge. Yeah, I've never seen a goldfish play video games all night But Carl the the goldfish have admitted that anyway moving on This is a bit this was declassified in 83 video games all night. But Carl, the goalfisher have admitted that. Anyway, moving on.

This was declassified in 83. Can you hit number four? And I think it's, when he talks about the context, I think is fascinating. That's the article saying I'm a liar about lizard penis rage. That was associated press about the lizard penises. But it sounds crazy, so they take it out of context.

Now that's fucking beautiful. And of course, he brings up the article about the lizard penis assises. It's up on the screen. And, you know, so he reads this article except he doesn't really read it, he just reacts to it. And he goes on a some long binge

that's gonna include, you know, Obamacare and someone else, like it's gonna be all crazy. But then he can always come back and be like, but that wasn't me about the lizard penises. So that was the associated process. And I hear the article right here, you know? Right. So like, I mean, this is on record.

I love what he does, that he'll still throw something that's totally crazy. Yeah. It's on record. And whenever you look up on these things that he says is on record, it's this random study or it's this weird thing that's been debunked, but as soon as somebody

publishes something that wasn't him or his organization, it's fucking gospel. Yeah. And the last it comes from the New York Times, which by the way is completely fake all the time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fairly part of coverage. I have a clip on here that I wanted to play. I listened to a bunch of the shows that were out this week.

Okay. I don't know what you listen to. Well, I listened to a bunch of the shows that were out this week. Okay. Did you? I don't know what you listen to. Well, I listened to a bunch of clips and I also, I listened to Monday's show. I really wanted to get a day in the life. Like just an average day, not something. That's what I was trying to. I wanted to see what was going on. Yeah. Just by listening this week. And this was something that he said on this past Tuesday's show. I'm in retrospective quite a bit lately and I've been thinking about what have I not done a good job on? What have I not done a good job on? Well, let me help you out with that, Alex Jones. Would pizza gate come to mind? Maybe that's something you didn't do a bang up job on with that whole thing? Yeah, or the yoga factory that raped children or whatever else you had to hire.

Or you already alluded to this, maybe this? Yeah, so Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured. I couldn't believe it at first. I knew they had actors there clearly, but I thought they killed some real kids. Oh boy. Or maybe, maybe when he's looking back

and trying to figure out what he did wrong. Maybe he could look to something like this? The question is, who is Michelle Obama? Is she really a woman? Is she a man? Especially when every time I look at Michelle or Michael Obama, the first lady or the first training, every time I look at them, something doesn't look right. Michelle or Michael Obama, the first lady of the first training.

Every time I look at them, something doesn't look right. Sweet mother of God. I love your reaction just so I can tell you've never heard that before. Oh my God. Alex Jones is very much of the belief that our former first lady is a man, baby. Wow. He even says this, which I just thought was a funny term. She's got shoulders that are wider than a man's,

which physiologically doesn't happen. Again, you can put three heads on a man's shoulders and only two heads on a woman's shoulders. That's a known anatomy. That's a known anatomy. That's proof right there. That's a known anatomy. You know, it did sound crazy, but now that he puts it like that, I can see where he's coming from. Well, it's a known anatomy. That's proof right there. That's a known anatomy. You know, it did sound crazy, but now that he puts it like that,

I can see where he's coming from. Well, it's a known anatomy. Of course. Of course. It's right there. You'd be stupid. Chris, let's get into your clips. We got a lot to pull off.

Yeah. Do you want to say the Alex Jones, so I thought I'd been excited to review. It's impossible for us to review. He's been doing the show for 20 years, and you said he does 80 hours a week. So it's impossible to really dig into it as deeply as we have some other shows.

But I wanted you to be on this show because I consider you my most reasonable friend. Good Lord, he sure is. Is that weird? That says a lot about you. It does, it does. I don't have a lot of friends, and most of them are crazy. So I consider it to be my most reasonable friend.

I thought that you would be a good judge of this show because you get the people who are just saying, like, Alex Jones is a lunatic and everything he says is nonsense. He just makes everything up. And then you get the people on the other side who think that everything he says is gospel and it's not on his fake news.

So I thought that you and I could have somewhere in the middle conversation. For example, here's what I like about Alex Jones. There you go. A lot of the things that he has predicted or said that was gonna happen turned out to be true. He was years and years ago talking about cable boxes were equipped with microphones

that were recording people in their homes. And if you told somebody that in the 90s or early 2000s, you'd be like, well, that's ridiculous. What do you mean? And now smart TVs are doing that. And it says it right in the instruction, not in the instructions, but if you open up the pamphlet or the booklet that comes with it, it'll say, by the way, everything that you say is being recorded in September 3rd parties. In the terms of service, but in the terms of service. And by plugging this device in, you have agreed to have your voice recorded and your data sent out.

And yeah, it's insane. So this is a real thing that actually happened. And yeah, you'd be wearing a tin foil hat in 1989 if you talked about that. But it's not that crazy. That's where things went to. It's where things were going. Of course, yeah.

I mean, you know, you think about, if you told someone, look, there's a website that knows everything about you, every band you like, every TV show you like, people would be like, well, there's a website that knows everything about you, every band you like, every TV show you like, people be like, well, that's insane. And then you'd be like, but no, you tell it. You purposely click on every band that you like and every fucking activity you enjoy.

Yes. And just let it have your data. It sounds insane. And that's the world we've been living in for over a decade. The funniest thing to me are these people who purchase a Google home or the Alexa, they are putting a monitoring system in their home for the internet to listen to them.

I mean, quite frankly, if you pay me 50 bucks a month to put one of those in my house, I still would not do that. Yeah. I don't understand, but whatever, yeah. And yet there it is. You know, 1984 people, that's fun book. So let's talk about Monday's show.

I've got a couple clips kind of from the first hour of just the Again, just a day in the life of the show number five is the show opening Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. It's Alex Jones Well, I tell you this civil war the globalist are trying to start in this country has gone from smoldering to explosive. We've had all these clips of top Democrats on television, on MSNBC, on CNN, at Hollywood awards shows, Rob Reiner on Friday saying, we're in a civil war. Good morning everybody. So we're gonna kick off the show with this.

Yeah, you know, like, you know, it's very typical, by the way. This is exactly how he usually starts his show. Of course, I listen to Howard Stern for years. He'd always start off with a good fart joke or some ridiculous thing in the news that was some gossip item. This is like, no, no, the globalist of Democrats

are all coming towards you. So right off the bat, you got to buy into this. There's a whole boogie man thing and the term seem interchangeable. I couldn't tell if they are or not is a globalist of democratic, the same thing. They seem to be a big monolith. There's millions of them and they all feel the same way and they're, they're coming and I know I wanted, I wanted to do a whole compilation on him, just blaming them and they, because it's nonstop.

But he, he does explain who they are. Sometimes it's the left. Sometimes it's the globe was I guess they're interchangeable. Sometimes it's the Democrats. Right. Well, and he gets into there. Here's number six where he introduces them. Well, last time I had these guys in, we just kind of ran it and raped about anti-futominating

people and working for sorrows and trying to go around pointing guns at people and stuff. And I cast very fast and talked to everybody, but I've invited the guys back. Now I did not cut any connective tissue or context out of that. I swear to God, that's the entire statement from beginning to end. He's teasing the guests in the second hour. He doesn't say who they are, what they do. Just that they were on and he talked over everybody, so he had them back in. And then it's onto the next thing.

I mean, it's fucking bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. He's right onto the next thing. What are the topics he teased is number seven. The computer that decides if we live or die. Now, I'm down with a pie that could decide if you live or die. Is he talking about Tesla? I don't even fucking know. That's it.

You don't even need like, this was just a tease. So it's not the topic, but a computer that decides if you live or die. Are you sure it's the self-driving car functionality? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, argument in number eight. You're the people saying we shouldn't be able to have a parade. And by the way, I think Trump should have a parade because the globalists don't want us to have one. Okay. Now, regardless of your politics, regardless of whether you think there should be a parade or not, that's a pretty solid argument. That is a pretty solid argument.

I mean, if the globalists don't want it, then we're doing it. It's the only way to go. It's the only way to go. Can I make a quick football analogy here? Please do. That's the one with the pointy. If you have a fourth and one and the opposing team wants you to punt, that means you should go for it.

You should do the opposite of what the opposing team wants you to do. If the globalists of George Soros, oh my God, do I believe is one of these so sad globalists, right? He's the king globalist. If this guy is tweeting that I don't want to parade, then a parade shall happen, sir. It's the only thing that makes sense. It's the only shall happen, sir. It's the only thing that makes sense. It's the only thing that makes sense. To get argument.

So number nine, he brings in our buddy Steve Bannon, who's been in the news recently. Little Stephen Bannon is proving himself to be a classic Benedict Arnold in the vein of Judas Iscariot or Brutus has slithered out and is giving interviews to see it and others saying, hashtag me to he thinks will bring Trump down. Oh, what a tactical genius you are. It was set up six months ago. The Democrats admitted that they were unpopular with women because of all the right connections to the Clintons and the cover-ups and the Lolita Express and all the raping and the children and all the rest of it. Now raping at the children. let me just say what let me just say for the record

Holy shit The Democrats admitted they were unpopular with women because all the raping in the children Like and that now I guess it's true He said it the article that he was reading had nothing to do with Democrats or anything It was about Steve Bannon who was the had strategist. Now he's given interviews. Right.

And that makes him a biblical epic trader. It's trying to follow that sentence was like a fucking rollercoaster. It's impressive. It's impressive. It goes a lot of places. The only thing you've up to or the lizard people on that side. Yeah, and that's the thing. And it's like whenever he like he'll bring up Clinton.

And it doesn't even matter which Clinton it is., and it's like whenever he, like he'll bring up Clinton, and it doesn't even matter which Clinton it is. And then it's like the elite express and the lizards and the raping and the children. And then he gets number 10, which I thought was interesting. Remember, we told you, I was actually eight months ago, that they're in the whole me two thing was a deal to bring down Trump.

That was obvious. They now admit that that was. So who is that? So, the meeting that B2 is meant to bring down to Trump. Well, I'll tell you who's in the meeting. Because I look at this. I didn't listen to the Monday show. I started Tuesday. And that's that's where you messed up. Because

all those women that you know, you're your family and your coworkers and your friends that were that went on social media and shared really, you know, personal and sometimes very hurtful stories about assaults and and harassment and problems that they faced over the years that was all fake that was only employed to get rid of Trump it was all and they were all in on it right and they all admitted that car all they admitted so you can't fucking do that and

in fact this leads right into number 11 where bandit comes back and that's all that is and now the little cuck bandit scared the women are coming to get my testicles. And I can't decide what I like more. Is it the music bad? Is it the word cock just thrown out there? Is it the fucking comedy get my testicles and the weird voice? I don't even know what it is. I like about that. But that's my ringtone now.

Can I tell you my mom calls me? That's what my phone is telling. Can I tell you what I like about that? Because I know the formatting of this show and I understand from listening to it, how this works. All of those clips that we just played are from the first five minutes of the first episode that you listened to.

Oh, it's a roller coaster. Yeah, yeah. You went in and grabbed more clips than Doug has and his entire life on this show on five minutes of the first episode of the Alex Jones show that you listen to. And that's the thing. That's impressive.

Because, and then after that, the roller coaster goes down, and there's like a 25 minute wall, like it's a, it goes, just, it's just a boring conversation. And so we get to the end of the hour, and then it starts like ramping up again. I mean, since we're on a roll here,

you might hit number 12. This is him coming back from the break, midway through the first hour. All right. I've got massive economic news, huge winter and Olympic news, North Korea news, PBS House compares White House to communist East Berlin when it was always the left is supporting communism and still supporting North Korea over the weekend. Shane, they hope, Kim Jong-un's blood thirsty sister would physically attack the vice president. So that's all coming up.

So in one sense, as we've got massive huge North Korea and commies and that physical violence against the member of the government, it's like holy shit man. Gross, can I jump in here for a, for just a second. I mean, I hate to get my new show and try to fill a roster with all of my information that I have, but you brought up something that I wanted to talk about. And this is the format of the Alex Jones show. It's a classic radio format. It's constantly teasing what's coming up.

What's coming up? And that's why I open the show, talk about my piles of paper. He always starts the show saying, we got groundbreaking news. Right. We have these stories that are gonna blow the lid off of everything.

That's right, that's gonna be in the second hour. That's gonna be in the second hour, although we have a guest in the third hour that you also can't miss. It's non-stop teasing what's coming up next. And the reason why he can't get to it, and by the way, he never gets to it. I got there, I got there, pressure.

The reason why he never gets to the groundbreaking stuff that he can't wait to talk about, and he's got too much to talk about, even though he has 28 hours a week to talk about this. He doesn't have time to talk about it. He's because he has to do shit like this. And this is just, this really sums up the show for me. It's teasing what's coming up next, and then doing what he actually wants to be doing.

I haven't even, I'm going to get to it next hour. We're going to put this out on the web from the live show. We'll put the clips on the front of the back of more people coming forward. KPRC, KHU, saying, oh, yeah, multiple shooters. You name it. That's all, that's all coming up when we come back. I've got a plug though. we're not going to be here. The crew keeps pointing out to me.

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It's a giant organization. They don't sell advertising. They don't make money on syndication. Yeah. They syndicate their show for free. No kidding. I kid you not. Every other radio show, Sean Hannity, Rush Limba,

any other radio show you could think of, makes money in every other radio show. Sean, hand of the Rush Limba, any other radio show you could think of makes money in every market that they go to the station has to pay to play their show. This show, the Alex Jones show is completely free. The only thing the Genesis Communications Network, whatever he's on, the syndicator there. The only thing they ask for is that the host can sell their own four minutes per hour block. And Alex Jones has figured out this business model that is unbelievable. Yeah, wow. He's figured out that he can sell his snake oil products to his listeners and make way more than he ever could from commercials or sell in commercial time. Wow, all right. That does explain a lot.

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sign a for auto ship in additional 10% off cancel any time. Absolutely free to do that. And it's the kind of thing you want to sign a for auto ships. You don't forget to get it each month or every two months or every 15 days whenever you need more. You can subscribe to the two things. You can subscribe to toothpaste. And when I love about this, what I love about it is he's talking about how, he doesn't use all his products. We don't make any money, there's no margin in it for us.

It's 50% off this week. Well, okay, time out. Yeah. I'm not a business genius. I'm not what you'd call an economist or an accounting major, but I'm pretty sure that if you can mark down your product by half of what you would normally charge for it, you have a margin built into the sale of that product, right?

We're barely making anybody out of this stock. By the way, it's 70% off this week at home, Lee. Listen, globalist cocks are trying to shove floor right down your p hole. Hold on, I have a couple more things out of this toothpaste. Please please Please, if you don't mind, of course, if you don't mind, I don't have totally taken over your show and I apologize I apologize, but what I love about this is Throughout the show, he's talking about this shit about North Korea starting World War three and we have intel that nobody else has

This is gonna happen. I'll get into that in a minute, but he goes into these little segments about like a supplement you can buy off his website. And the whole time you're thinking like, well, how important is this World War III thing? If we're not gonna get to that till the third hour and we're doing shit like this, listen to him over sell. Remember, this is toothpaste we're talking about.

And so it has more money goes into each tube than any other brand out there that we've done research on, but by double. I mean, this is not even expensive and it is just rolls, rice, or Bentley, or Ashton Martin, you know, quality in there, 50% off. Wow, and here I've been using the 2002 Toyota Corolla toothpaste. Dude, I'm using the Kia of tooth face.

Oh, man. He's selling the Bentley of tooth face. Is that the most fucking ridiculous analogy in the history of advertising? That's my name. That's incredible. Crouch, I mentioned this before. I happen to be in the profession of advertising.

Is that so? That's what I do for a living. Okay. Let me give you a little tip here, okay? If you have to say your toothpaste is so amazing, it's like the Bentley of toothpaste, I'm not buying it. Oh my goodness. You like the overselling and all right, Kroch, I've taken up too much of your time.

Go ahead. You know, the advertisements are bad shit craze. They're bad shit craze. They're bad shit craze. They're actually content. You out of fast forward through and then you start listening and you're like, oh wait a second, what's the guy talking about?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you don't mind me playing a few clips of them, go ahead and hit number seven. This is also oral hygiene related. Number seven, I am sorry, number 17, what the fuck am I saying? All right. And so it is essential that you purchase the products at infowurstor.com. And I wanna thank, number 17, what's fucking myself? All right. And so it is essential that you purchase the products

at infowarshtor.com. And I want to thank everybody that has, but we've got the best Florida free-toot-based with colloidal silver and with high-quality atomic iodine, and you cannot beat that. For children and adults, we've got the best mouthwash designed by Dr. Jones. That's my dad, the colloidal silver and iodine as well.

Yeah. So fluoride is bad, but heavy metals are good. Yes. And the mouthwash was designed by his dad, and it's essential that you buy these things. I'm like holy mother of God. All right, so here's the business model. And this is the thing that he maybe he learned this

from the globalists. I don't know, but it's fucking brilliant. What he's done is he's created a problem that didn't exist. And then he also sells you the solution to set problem that doesn't exist. So there's fluoride in the water. Yeah. And crows, maybe I'll be made fun of by you, by our listeners for this. fluoride is a poison.

The fact that it's in our water, I think it's weird. How dare you. I'm not a huge fan of that. I'm fired up to Mangory Tweets about you later. I'm not a huge fan of the fact there's fluoride in the water. Look it up. It's not cool. However, taking fluoride out of toothpaste like zero fucking sets,

no was eating toothpaste. It's good for your teeth. It's something you want to do. But he's created this problem because he's been ragging on fluoride for some fucking long. And then he's like, you got to buy my toothpaste. Which doesn't have the same clean teeth in it. Yeah, but it does have a tonic iodine. But it does have a tonic iodine.. Yeah, but it does have atomic iodine. It does.

That's what you want and you're fucking mouth. That's amazing. Speaking of solving a problem, hit number 21 if you don't mind. Yes, sir. Maximize your potential and take your body back with super male vitality. We're breaking the conditioning and fighting back

against the globalist war on male vitality. Oh my God. Now, as you know, Carl, Democrats are against erections. I don't know if you know that, but it's true. And they've admitted that. They've admitted that. They hate, they hate erections. Now, if you buy who are these podcasts, lifestyle brand erection pills, you will fight

the globalist cocks who want to take away your erection and your penis will whistle a pitch perfect version of the star's bangle banner. Can you win number 20 please? Life saving ready to eat bacon. Ten years shelf life bacon. Are you fucking kidding me? And this is a 30 second commercial about life saving ready to eat bacon. I mean, I have to play for you.

Please do. This call or the call is in. I mean, I have to play for you. Please do. This color, the color sense. The other thing that happens is he takes these colors. And a lot of radio shows do this. And it gives you a very good gauge of the quality of the show when you hear the color. Of course, yeah. And how informed they are.

And I'm not going to get too far into the colors because usually he has to hang up on them because they're fucking Betch it crazy Seriously theorist. Yeah, even for him even for him. He's just like, oh, you're making me sound like a little techy I can hang up on you, but listen to this fucking color. I found this to be amazing. It's a long clip But hang in there. It's worth it. I I want it. Well, let's try this into an askroger segment. I love it. Askroger is this a real color as a plant? Let's talk to Victor and Florida. Victor, you're calling. Go ahead. Get a quiet. All right. So first, I want to start off by mentioning two things before I go into the main thing here. First, I just want to mention, if people just go and try the products,

they will be ordering all the time. I've ordered several of the products over and over because it's amazing. In particular, silver bullet, I, as soon as I start to feel like I get a little stick, you know, maybe like a little, you know, throw. I feel like a rough penis in my throat. I drop some silver bullet and it like, I'll still feel a little sick, but it won't last

as long. I've ordered X2, B12, DNA force, bio-true selenium, anthroplex, living defense, supermanual vitality, biomedefense, floor-of- and the D shield I mean everything from the two-space and the mouthwash water filters the storeable food and got to have it how to use it yet 15 the shirts which is kind of funny know, you get some good reactions and some nasty faces sometimes from some lip stars. And I just ordered the body to alpha power and the pollen blast. Wow.

That's 18 products that he has purchased from Alex Jones' store. He bought everything. He's got to have the website open in front of them, right? I mean, I couldn't name him. Thank you. 18 things I bought at the grocery store. So my theory on this, well, before I tell you my theory, is that a real call? Oh my God. It can't name it. Thank you. 18 things I bought at the grocery store. So my theory on this, well, before I tell you my theory,

is that a real call? Oh my God, it can't be right. I mean, because my thought is that this is like the Richard Christie of some comedy show that I don't know about. Yeah. And he's just like scrolling through this ridiculous story going, and I bought your alpha male, and I bought your mouthwash, and this t-shirt is funny and I like your underpants

There's no way this guy is bought every single fucking product That Alex Jones is trying to hack out his fucking websites That that was an amazing call and what I love about it to it's got to be a plant or so I don't know because Alex Jones never let someone talk for 90 seconds trade but this guy's like yep go ahead you got the floor what he interrupts everybody else that's fucking amazing all right I have a clip on here that is again I want to keep talking about this snake oil that he's selling yeah and this is going back to creating the problem and then creating the solution to sell it pop scientists and researchers agree we are being hit by toxic weapons in the

food and water supply are making us fat sick and hoping so what do we do about it well for starters don't just sit there and take it fight back with the all-new supercharged brain force plus and feel the rest without the cracks. Brain force plus is the next generation of advanced neural activation and neutropics. And now we've added a brand new ingredient called black pepper fruit extract that gives you an added kick. A kick.

Dude the fully working that commercial is fucking amazing. That's great, yeah. He's like, feel the rush you hear like this trade day gone before the crash and you know like the smashing thing and the music behind it is this crazy epic movie music where you think like Iron Man is rising back from the dead or the fucking save the day. It's unbelievable. He's talking about a shitty supplement full of fucking garbage. Yeah, that's probably 50 bucks an ounce.

50 bucks an ounce and it's got B12 and it does it. Amazing, I'll be superman over fucking night with this thing. Yeah, go ahead. Can I just get a hit number 18? Of course. Fuel your body with carnivore, new digestive enzyme product by info wars life Digestive enzymes assist in the digestive process and increase the bioavailability of nutrients by breaking down foods into easily Absorbable components isn't that what your digestive system is for?

These are pills that help you eat meat. They're having a hard time writing the copy on that one The answer to being in control of your own healthcare is freedom from insurance. Become part of a group of self-pay patients that come together to share in each other's medical expenses. So the key to not having health insurance is to pay a monthly fee into a group that will cover your health benefits. It's better than having Jesus as your health insurance, I guess I Gas so it number 22. So what you're saying is that that is health insurance is that what you're trying to say like it to me Hawaii was a wake up call don't be caught without a disaster shelter

Atlas makes an all disaster shelter that will protect your family from fallout tornadoes in hurricane. Oh, that's amazing. Who I was a fucking who I was a mistake. There was no real danger happening. Yeah, you remember that thing that happened that We're nothing happened right that was a fucking wake up call and you need to buy a fallout shelter Carl, I can't believe you're just letting your family walk around without a fallout shelter What if the shit goes down? Well, I liked when that collar that I played and there was too much to get into it, but when he said, so he's bought every single thing, one of the things that he bought was the survival food.

And he's like, thank God I haven't had to eat that yet. It's like, yeah, no shit. That's because Armageddon hasn't happened yet. Yeah. If you're buying survival foods, are you, Doug White? You're an idiot. All right, trust me. When zombies do come here, you're gonna idiot alright trust me when zombies do come here you're gonna want off this fucking planet you're not gonna want to

survive on your your meat packet so you're fucking jerky or whatever you have a start away in the basement look you say that Carl but I got a trunkful of life-saving bacon 10-year bacon wife-saving bacon you know what I have in my basement crows a pool table I might be hungry but I'm gonna say, I think bacon. You know what I have in my basement, Crosch? A pool table. I might be hungry, but I'm gonna be having a shitload of fun at the Vipoccos. All right, so I wanna read from New York Magazine. Go ahead. An article they wrote about Alex Jones

that just drives us home. I thought this was kind of funny. Now, they talk about the fact that he's shifted from trying to do advertising support to just selling all of these products to people. Yeah. And they say it is a brilliant business model. If you could be convinced that an international cabal of globalis is hell-bent on creating

a new world order, perhaps you could be persuaded to buy InfoWars Life Survival Shield X2, a one fluid ounce bottle of iodine supplement for 39.95. If you could be convinced that President Barack Obama was a member of al Qaeda Perhaps you'll buy two ounces of info wars life supermail my tail any jobs for $59.95. Oh It is A brilliant model because when you think about again getting into my marketing background. Yeah a target audience Yeah, you got people on the hook. What's the best target audience? You want them goable and rich? Yeah That's the audience you want to go after, and Alex Jones is a co-rushing it.

Yeah, no kidding. This guy should be in every business book. How to make millions of dollars on dumb people. Yeah. This is a last-batch it crazy ad I got, but hit number 23 if you could. Hear that? That's the sound of a house being trashed while a gang of thieves ransacked

the place. And what they don't steal will be destroyed. This year, Resolving Nottingham X-Fictim of a Breakin' Go to faketv.com and discover a device that creates the illusion someone inside is watching TV, even with your miles away. Security is a mindset. And fake TV should be part of your security solution Be vigilant but not fearful fake TV calm be vigilant but not fearful and I know that was the full 32nd ad

But I couldn't cut a fucking second of that masterpiece that would have been pissing on the Mona Lisa Carl I have a device that makes it look like someone's watching TV in your house Do you want to know what I call it? Is it a radio? It's your TV. Oh, shit. You're thinking that. So you're saying you can freeze a TV. And it makes it look like someone's watching TV. It would look exactly like a TV. I've seen this TV commercial before for this fucking thing.

Yeah. It's just like shooting out lights. Oh my god. And it's just like random lights to look to simulate a TV. But Carl, without the fake TV, they'll come in and smash your shit. Didn't you hear what they don't steal they smash Apparently they also leave the water running because it's a fucking movie from the 90s apparently Boy the other thing I love about this show and I really do enjoy the commercials I love all of the snake oil that Alex Jones is selling to his listeners

But there's another thing and again it goes to the professional quality of this show. I love the bumpers Yeah, when he comes back from a break he has this professional announcer Say something that is always incredible. I put together a quick compilation of some of my favorite bumpers Resistance to tiredness is obedience to God one of my favorite bumpers. It's Alex Jones. The Alex Jones Show because there is a war on for your mind. Coming to you from the former United States of America, deep in the heart of Texas, it's Alex Jones. That's my favorite one. Coming to you from the former United States of Jones. That's my favorite one coming to you

from the former United States of America. That's great. So, Kroge, it's not gonna be as good, but I put together bumpers for WATP. Now, let's say, yeah, I like it. Let's say someday when I'm on, you know, 9.70 AM. Of course. And this show is being syndicated with the regular

It's a commercial beds. Yes. These radio shows have it's not a question of if but what correct Here is how we're gonna come back from break Here are some bumpers that we put together I'm not sure. Walt-Walt jokes about mentally impaired missing persons. You're listening to W-A-T-P. Oh! I'm hooked. I'm in!

Yeah, do you mind if I have to understand the backstory to get that one? Alright, I'm not suited away. Here's another one. We're coming back for break. Get everybody excited. Slapping their bags like it's going out of style. This is Harle and insert name here. You're listening to WATP. That's wonderful.

All right, here's, we're just gonna run through this. Here's another one. ["Carrill and Doug"] It's Carl and Doug or some random nobody. You're listening to who are these podcasts. Hey, wait a second. I'll be crones. I'll be crones.

All right, couple more. Couple more. Because the assholes and podcasts we listen to need to be taken down a peg. Welcome back to Who Are These Podcasts. Oh my God, I talked to Dina Marie last week, that was interesting. That you did? As you put it at our band practice earlier this week, a very special episode episode. Very special episode. Before are these podcasts. Carl, I can't wait to talk to you about that. I got so many notes from people who said you should have just reviewed her show and you should also review her Fiatze show

because we would love for you to do that but you know I'm gonna be the the bigger person and continue to rip on those assholes who told us to review their show and then couldn't take a joke. Here's the final bumper. If this show makes you angry, you're a fucking snowflake. Are you listening? Everyone has a podcast? Look at Snowflake. Are you listening? Everyone has a podcast? Now back to W-A-T-P. All right, we got a lot to get to coming up

in the next hour when we talk to Croge and his take on the Dean of Marie interview. But first, we got to talk about an amazing new product that we have here. It's gonna make your bummer bigger. It's gonna make your testicles stronger. It's gonna make your woman more desirable. It does everything that you want,

if that's not the things you like, it does the other things. It does anything you want it to do. Here's a quick clip from Alex Jones that I thought would be kind of funny to take it out of context. Well, I used to read that and hear that and think it was crazy 20 years ago and now,

it was there anything that Alex Jones has ever heard that you thought was crazy if you want to be like these fucking martians are coming down tomorrow and they're gonna fucking bomb Columbia make okay let me know about that you know what if you went out to him and you're like you see that politician over there that's actually someone who's just been in public service for 20 years and isn't an intervention of the last three. Be like, that's not that crazy. That's not even a lizard person. It's just a regular person. You don't know what you're talking about. Oh boy. All right. What else we got? You know, do you mind? Didn't number 13. This is Alex being very understanding about the gay community.

There's hundreds of new sexual preferences and Facebook recognizes 50. So I said, will I get in trouble if I don't know the LGBTQ TZ L3, 9, 4, QQZ, 4, 5, ABCD, QFP? It actually came out in the

news this week that people are saying it's this big, long thing. And if you don't know that you're hateful and you've got to add each new group to it and I'm just like they got groups people that want to have sex with cars meant to know what that group's called yes yes you are we are called mechanophilia acts and I would appreciate a little fucking understanding if you don't mind by the way Carl I'm sorry about your car outside that'll buff right out buddy. No worries about that. Oh my god, I'm just worried about what's going to happen in nine months.

You know, honestly, Crosier, this is why I like Alex Jones. That clip that you just played is entertaining to me. That's fucking fun. It's pretty wonderful. I have a clip that I'd like to play. I don't know if you heard this or not. This is from Tuesday's show, I think. No, this is from Wednesday's show. And Crosier and I play in a rock band, Crojan knows way more about music than I ever will.

And I don't know if you heard this or not, do you listen to Wednesday's show? I did not, no. Oh good, okay. So you're gonna be introduced to this for the first time. I can't wait to get your take on this. Look forward to it. And again, getting a stand with the left,

sucking a soul is their God. And if you can take somebody and they're so anti black, I don't know what it is, they're always getting caught shipping black kids out of Haiti. They particularly like them. It was the Rolling Stones got caught with the dead black Haitian kid back in the 70s in New York. It's hard to even find that report killed in a voodoo ritual, but it's some weird stuff man, and I guess in voodoo the thing you want to black I didn't have to like scour the internet that was Wednesday show that's beautiful And he never talked about the Rolling Stones again after that so crows As a guy who's like holy shit the Rolling Stones are are a voodoo rituals murdering young black children.

Good time. I went to Google to figure out if this is possibly... Yeah. True. And lo and behold, when I Googled that... Okay. The only link I could find was to... His forum.

Of course. Of people saying, what the fuck was he talking about? Yeah. Is this a thing that actually happened? There was no reference to it anywhere on the internet. There is one article from Rolling Stone magazine where in 1979 Keith Richards girlfriend who was living in like on Long Island somewhere.

Okay. Had a 17 year old boy shoot himself in the head in her apartment. Oh, there you go. Keith was in France at the time. I think they were recording. Yeah, but Voodoo's long distance call. I think he was skyping up this fucking

Voodoo ritual. It was a weird story. Don't get me wrong, but I don't know where Alex Jones can open this shit. Yeah. I mean, he also talks about the scorpions. One of the guys in the scorpions, they went to a party where people were being murdered,

and it was like this, I don't know. It rocked them like a hurricane, is what you're saying. Buzzer. I know, that was bad, I feel bad. I'm not gonna lie. So, have you ever heard anything about this Rolling Stones? No, I don't. That was a weird one.

That's where we for a loop. Why not crack the Led Zeppelin book and talk about the chick, the Jimmy Page Kidnapped for like two years and all the under, I mean, you know, look. There's plenty of fucking shit going on in the world of rock and roll. But yeah, that's a new one, but that's, that's fucking beautiful.

He also says this, which I find to be just annoying. And then it just goes through all this. I mean, this is a nothing burger. burger. I hate that term nothing burger. Yeah that's what it's been all over the place. The fuck does that mean nothing burger. Yeah. Fucking think sucks. I can't read that there's no words there. Play us out. That doesn't even mean anything. All right. this is Stig with a track of his new album, Take It Away. This one, okay, this one's a little bit long, but please go with me. The guy from Freakonomics, this is going back a couple years, he wrote an article.

And he said that the McDouble, which is this McDonald's sandwich, it was on the dollar menu for years. It cost a dollar, it was 22 or 23 grams of protein. And his point was if you look at human history where I mean 20th century and before for the entirety of human history Getting food was a big pain in the ass like before refrigerators before a fucking fast food restaurant at every corner That was basically your life was trying to get sustenance for you and your family His point was for a dollar for a fucking pance, for like 10 minutes of work at a minimum wage job, you can go get 23 grams of protein, cooked up a hand at you.

It's pretty amazing within the context of human history. I think you should explain this a little bit more. I don't know that everyone's understanding what it's saying. He's not trying to say that everyone should go out and get some. So Alex Shone read this and I, you'll hear it that I cut a lot of time out of this. But I promise you I did not cut any context or connective tissue out. This is literally one thing behind telethymic double is the cheapest and most nutritious food in human history. I can't say that enough.

Hey, do you hear the most nutritious and inexpensive food? It's both in history. I'm sorry to say that. Describing the McDonald's food will not rot. Underglass. Everything else does. The scrubs are the most nutritious food. It's both in history. Is the McDouble.

Describing the McDonald's Dumbledore. As the cheapest most nutritious and Bountiful. Food that has ever clogged a colon. I'm sorry to say that. Describing the McDonald, their food will not rot.

Under glass. Everything else does. Describing, describing Kim Jong-un as the most dashing, handsome man. Let's say of its cloudy, it comes sunny when he's out and birds singing. It goes on like that, but hold on. Oh, they also is right here. You can keep your doctor under Obamacare. It's free.

Boom, I don't know where. Just boom. And then he goes on. Describe in the McDonald's Double Cheeseburger as the cheapest, most nutritious and vulnerable food that has ever existed in human history. Close quote might seem fanciful. No, it might seem like an outrageous giant colossal biggest lion history, but I'm sorry, might seem beyond fanciful, but according to

the author of three economics, it's not as absurd as suggestion as it appears. That's right. That's it's actually true. The McDonald'm like, oh, it's wonderful. Sorry. Now, what's beautiful about that is he never gets past the first sentence of the article. That was like three plus minutes that I shaved down there. And the McDouble, North Korea, then Obamacare, then back to, he never gets through the first sentence.

It's fucking amazing. And the voices are beautiful. Can I play Dinos advocate please, too? Please, please. He has to fill four hours a day of content every single day. That article had like six paragraphs in it. He would have read it. He would have read that shit.

He's out of the air. Why are you supposed to read? You're the commercial break. He's doing live rinsing in the commercial reading. On the air. That's really interesting. So you're saying he could be using up some of this time that he's killing in between talking about his toothpaste

to actually read an article written by somebody else. That would be interesting. He mostly reads articles written by Drudge, his own staff, or I've been noticing that this week he's been playing a lot of that Tucker Carlson guy. He loves Tucker Carlson. I went on InfoWars.com to look up stuff about this school shooting and that whole thing and there was a video of Tucker Carlson that was 46 minutes long. I'm pretty sure it was just his entire show. I don't even even eat Fox News. I'm pretty sure it was just his entire show.

Oh, yeah. I don't even need Fox News. I can just go to an info war. As I watch, Tucker Carlson's entire broadcast. Oh, shit. All right. So even playing a couple clips where he talks about North Korea. Oh, yeah. So I have a couple things that I wanted to play here. I love how he describes North Korea. First off, the adjectives are amazing. But then he says something that I just have to question. Here's the bottom line. We have been in the state of war since 1950 with the dictatorship of North Korea. We are now facing the third hereditary leader of the hermit kingdom as it is called the most backwards nightmare ash corrupt starving authoritarian patriarchal communist nightmare.

Whoa. But the left things are so cute and funny and that NBC and CBS and CNN and MSNBC have been defending and promoting. Really? Admittedly, I do not watch NBC, CBS, MSNBC, any of these things he's talking about. Yeah. Are they really promoting North Korea? Oh, all the time. Is that a thing that's going on?

Are we celebrating? Well, it's the Jung-ung. It's the globalist culture. It's the globalist culture. They really feel we should be starving patriarchs. So this is, this is the thing that happened this week. Ellis Jones goes into this whole explanation about how he gets this intel from inside sources. And he has this direct line to this intel, which isn't even that crazy to be honest with you. If people wanted

information to get out, if you tell Alex Jones, it'll get out. He'll be talking about it 20 minutes before you tell him about it. So that doesn't seem that nuts. If you were trying to create a narrative or whatever, whatever your angle is, you could deliver it to his staff and it would end up somewhere in the zeitgeist so this is him talking about there's going to be an attack from North Korea in late March early April. Do you hear this? I did not. All right, here's a clip.

The highest levels of Pentagon, the highest levels of the CIA, they are telling people who've been in for decades and never heard anything like this, that North Korea is launching an attack by the end of March, early April, and that we have to then be ready to defend against it and that we may strike them first. And again, I don't want to get on air as a family man, or this is a human period, and say things like this that in any way escalate things. I don't want to get air and escalate things Alex Jones this is the guy that was just playing clips of saying this Sandy Hook is nothing but actors and nonsense

Pets a gate he got people so fucking rubbed up that a shooter went into the store to murder everyone and you're saying that you don't want to Asculate things that's pretty strong. That's amazing guys. I got this intel North Korea is gonna start world worth Three now. I don't want to go on here and like start spreading gossip to get people excited about stuff That's not the goal of my show. It's not and the fuck about stuff that's not the goal of my show. It's not and the fuck. What is this? Oh my god. Here's another example of just something that I found pretty funny. Obama's portrait artist paints black women murdering white women and then next to it have that and then say imagine if Trump did something like that and have Trump's head on the woman with Obama's head in his hand Now I don't want any violence in President Obama. Turn him into a martyr. God know. All right, dude

That's two things like that. Whoa So he says I don't want any violence against Obama. Yeah, good. I don't I don't either That would be crazy But it's reason for that is that it would turn him into a martyr like like listen If you were to die by accident, great. But Jesus Christ, if someone from the right were to murder him, then you know, just see what's really the love

that'd be a bad thing for us. Like, no, no, what do we, we want? That's not why we don't want violence. I guess Obama get dummy. It makes zero sense. The other thing is, I hate this, and this is not a good argument. If you're gonna be in politics, which thankfully I am not.

And if you're gonna be arguing politics, which thankfully I am not. And if you're gonna be arguing politics, never ever use the argument, well, if the other side were to do this, people would be, this is a theoretical that gets you nowhere. It doesn't exist, it's not a real thing. You can't prove anything, it's just fucking nonsense. And I know that people on the right do this all the time.

What at the New York Times had said this, what people be out, it's like, all right, they didn't. It doesn't exist. Let's just make your own fucking argument without creating a false reality. Yeah. That's never gonna happen. Oh my goodness.

It's not gonna do anything. I swear to God, that's 88%. That's political arguments. Oh my God. I don't listen to right-wing talk radio, but there have been times that I've tuned in years ago and that's what all the callers are doing. Yeah, what about Hillary Clinton? Right. What about you? Yeah, like, then we're talking about how Trump isn't the best president we've ever had.

And rather than say, well, this is what Trump's doing well because that would be difficult. Instead, you go, you have a Hillary Clinton would what a side to go, whatever, that says nothing to do with anything. That's that. Well, that's the precedent. It's just, yeah, this weird zero-sum binary game where this person's good and the other person's bad. And that person's bad, this person's good, and that's it.

That's exactly right. What are we talking about? You mentioned that the show, this show's four hours a day, right? Yeah, three with him. But the four hours a day, right? Yeah, three with him. But the fourth hour is like a guest. Yeah, it's like a wrap-up show. Is it like a wrap-up show kind of thing?

I almost feel like he's giving that fourth hour to people, to get them the hours that they need to eventually take on their own shows so that he can have this 24-7 thing. Yeah. So anyway, he gets on Tuesday with I forget the guy's name, but whoever's taken over on the fourth hour to transition it, they're kind of talking to each other. And he starts talking about Amazon and Jeff Bezos, and I just, I was floored by this. Before you play it. Yeah.

I'm just gonna guess it was a very understanding supportive clip about the Wonders Amazon is doing, right? No, no. No? Actually, no, just the opposite. Oh, I'm surprised by that. Yeah, I would have thought that you would understand where he'd be going.

I listened to the show. Oh, no, sorry, well, you're gonna be surprised, but he's actually not a huge fan. No shit of Amazon and Bezos. We saw that. You're in the break and he's like, man, you're really pissed at Bezos. And I'm like, man, the stuff he did to publish, he said, he said to us, how he gets all these government contracts, $1.48 on every product ships, nobody else gets that, how he

oppresses everybody. And then how he's got the Washington Post writing a whole bunch of articles saying, I'm a con artist because I sell supplements when he's the biggest supplement seller in the world. He knows they're great. And then he's adulterating. I'm according to his own employees and lower inequality. And then you go, oh, yeah, let me tell you just because you even go in there and you saw what olive leaf extract go from $25, 30 bucks as it should be to $77, knowing people need it during the cold season and then realizing what Alex has kind of concentrated at a third of the price.

Again, that's what I mean. He gives you adulterated crap for way over the price. And then I guess we are dumb because the public wants to get asked. Well, I won't be like that, man, and I'm sick of these. Sorry, go ahead. I'm going to pause it real quick. I'm going to jump back into this. But so be this owns Wapo, right?

Yeah. Is that the connection there? Yes. So according to Alex Jones, Amazon, the largest e-commerce site in America, a global force and an amazing company, is worried about the snake oil products that Alex Jones is selling.

Yes. And so Jeff Bezos is telling people who work for the Washington Post that they need to write articles about shitty the products are the he's selling. Is that what he said? This reminds me of when OP from OP and Anthony goes on Twitter and talks about Howard Stern

got him fired from serious. Dude, you are not on Howard Stern's fucking radar. And Alex Jones, your little operation that you have there doing $10 million a year in e-commerce, which is impressive. Don't get me wrong. Amazon doesn't have an hour. Yeah.

They're not concerned about you. Anyway, so then he brings it back over to this guy who's gonna be hosting the fourth hour. And I love it because they are obviously given talking points and trained to constantly promote the product. Yeah. So I was going to the airport. I'm my way to Austin. I've still got this residual cough, which is the hangover from the flu. I beat the flu with a moon wall and the silver bullet. But he just says like, it's not like, you know, just snush like you know just like everybody you know I take your info wars immune wall Of course, yeah an info wars brand silver bullet. It's only 7599 for a vile of two ounces

So you know I grabbed two of them It's amazing. Oh my god. We've gone through a lot of clips. Is there anything on your board that you feel like we need to have you know Let's talk music Carl. You like music? I like music. Here's, there's a, and I don't have the credit in front of me, but somebody took his words and made a Bon Avers style folksong, and they synced the video to it, but just the audio's amazing.

This is number 25. I'm pain. I've had enough of these people. are bones of christian murder scum That will giant death factors keeping babies alive We said in that body part When more of you need to know about these people I've heard that before Where have I heard that before?

It's great I must have ran into that on YouTube It's so far, that's funny And it's like Alex Jones sings folk song or something. Hit number 26 and good luck getting this out of your head. It tastes like oval team. It tastes like oval team. It tastes like oval team.

It tastes like oval team. It tastes like oval team. It tastes like oval team. It tastes like oval team. It's like oval team. It's not really good. Yeah, he's selling the dutch to powdered chicken skeletons in a cop or something delicious and Number 27 is amazing I'm been charging into a goblin's nest and goblin vomit swap and blood on

It's fucking great, man. You couldn't help yourself. You had to take these remixes. Oh, they're amazing They are amazing. They are good. I was looking at them to and I'm like and Look, you can do this all day now look this this is a song from 1988. This has nothing to do with Alex Jones Okay, hit number 28 tell me it doesn't just ring true of this Now the references may be a little dated but the voice the fucking conspiracy shit and the whole rest of the song It's about microphones in my home and you're part of this giant plot and please Will tell me that you're not like that's all I could fucking think of listen to this is like All right, and you know Carl I don't know if you heard like towards the end of the show he really started running out of steam if you hit number 29

Is there any concrete evidence that Hawaii actually exists no already covered that There you have it. Back to Della from King of the Hill. I have a clip on here that I did pull from the archives. And the reason why I want to play it is because it's so goddamn entertaining. If we were to have a show about the Alex Jones show and didn't play this, we'd be doing our listeners

a disservice. Yeah. They look up to some twit instead of looking up to Thomas Jefferson or looking up to Nicola Tesla or looking up to Magellan. I mean, kids, Magellan's a lot cooler than Justin Bieber. He circumnavigated with one ship, the entire planet. He was killed by wild natives before they got back to Portugal. And when they got back, there was only like 11 people alive of the 200 and something crew.

And the entire ship was rotting down to the water line. That's destiny, that's will, that's striving, that's being a trailblazer and explore, going into space, mathematics, mathematics quantum mechanics the secrets of a universe It's all there life is fiery with its beauty. It's incredible detail Tuning into it. They want a shot of your mind talking about Justin beaver That's an amazing rant. Oh, when I hear that I'm like and Krillin you got to sell your game my friend You do not know how to rent that's how you're at right there. That's impressive All right, just to throw a theoretical at you. Yeah, Galileo versus Justin Timberlake

That's a tough one. Did you see him moving at the Super Bowl? We'll leave that up to the listeners Yeah, I mean Justin Timberlake's got some we can dance He's got some mood and he had the fucking bike stand. Oh, that's a tough one. I haven't I'll get back to I'll get back to you All right, Crows, we've been going on way too. Yeah about the Alex Jones show, but it's been fun That has been a riot. I've been enjoying it. So I want to switch gears real quick. I want to talk about our friends Maynard and Tim Ferguson From planet Maynard planet Maynard a show that we reviewed a few weeks ago They finally put out Bunga Bunga 44. Oh boy. I recommend our listeners check it out

It's a lot of fun. It's 20 minutes long and they interspers Conversations about WATP throughout the show. It's a lot of fun. I have a couple of clips here that I want to play. This is them addressing our review of their show. Let's just pause briefly for some of the huge praise that has been lavished upon us by who are these podcasts. It doesn't get much better than this. It's throwing shit at a wall.

That's almost a bit forning to him. It is a bit forning. It's hard to believe these guys have over 12 million listeners worldwide. And it's even harder to believe they've given us such a rave review. Thank you. Thank you so much for these podcasts. It's totally confusing. It lacks any form of entertainment.

Yeah. I keep figuring out what's going on. It's not just their accents and their slang. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, there is shit storm is up as a term of india And isn't it? It certainly is well if you're outside These guys are just growing up. I just like that more and more every time I hear one of their shows One more clip. This is from the very end of Bunga Bunga 44 Oh, but how before we go? Let's have a listen to some more that great praise from who are these podcasts. Their podcast is Unlistened.

That's where I'm saying it. I just wanna hug them. I just wanna hug them and say thank you guys. Oh wow. Maynard is a good egg, as we say, up here in the States. That's beautiful. Up here in the Northern Hemisphere, we like to prefer to guys like that as good eggs.

Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Maynard. We love you. All right, Crosh. Yeah. Let's keep moving on. What else you got? I mean, I see you brought a whole bunch of other clips.

I don't know what they're about, but you did reference something about my conversation with Dean and Marie. I gotta talk to you about last week. Okay. Show Carl. Yeah, I've never gotten more feedback from people. Both good and bad.

It was definitely a polarizing episode. Yeah, I mean, look, I don't mean to go full inception on you, but I'm gonna W-A-T-P the W-A-T-P from last week. Oh, Jesus Christ. Because I have nothing to do in post. I'm gonna wanna take all of this out. All right. All right.

If you got 30 through 36 up on the board. I do. Go ahead and hit 30 for me. Oh, fuck. So 30 through 36, that's like seven tracks that I've got to listen to of me talking. Your eye caught you on. Oh good.

To be honest, I wasn't surprised when I got the heads up from a listener because I figured after a few tweets, I put out about an episode of yours that I was, you know, pretty disappointed and I figured at some point, you guys were going to come for me. So now this is a great example of narcissism. Yes. I put out a few tweets and I knew that you'd be coming for me because everybody's looking at my fucking tweets.

You're a crazy person. I don't know how to how to put that in a nice way. Now Carl, you've done some great music in your life, done some great guitar solos, but number 31 is your Van Halen's eruption. I swear to you. My issue was this woman went after my child. Oh, okay. And I did read her review. She said that you talk about your kid a lot. She talked about how you make it about you. She was, that was her biggest gripe. I don't think she said anything about your child, specifically, just that you bring her up.

Bray, mentioning, you know, here's the thing. Mentioning my kid, it is an issue for me. I'm not going to lie. Just straight up. No, no, no, God. I'm not going to say that she's a crazy person. But if she were a crazy person, she would use those words in that order. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to include an attack on the host of PWLT who happens to be my fiance. Now, I don't know what the fuck we're talking about there,

but we know what her threshold of an attack is. So did this person mention that this human being exists and has a podcast? Is that an attack? I mean, what the fuck are we talking about here? Now, the whole reason that this chain reaction started was this host offered a hundred bucks as a bounty to fucking get info in someone else. Go ahead and tell me, Larry, is it what we listened to?

We were going to review our show because we thought that was a little bit crazy. But in number 33 she hits the defense. For the listeners, yeah, I threw out there. I'll give you a hundred bucks if you can figure out who it is. I mean, that does seem a little scary. Because I thought it was funny. Because I thought it was funny. I'll give you a hundred bucks if you can figure out who it is. I mean, that does seem a little scary. Because I thought it was funny. Because I thought it was funny.

Carlis, you know, I'm a parent. I deal with some fucking crazy bullshit that comes out of my kids' mouths. Yeah. Because I thought it was funny is the fucking A1. Number one fucking lie. Yes. Unfuckin' real, dude. 34, I just like.

I didn't, you know, I was, I didn't you know I I was I didn't call around I wasn't trying to be conversational her post the very first sentence ever post was No joke yeah, of course and that she later said this is not a joke interpulse when she was offering a hundred dollars The identity of this person who didn't like her show now someone that she claimed was this crazy troll Pissing on everybody's show who I quickly pointed out gave tons of shows five star reviews. Yeah. Well, and I'm gonna, I want to pay $100 to have a conversation with her. Was he? I'm like, are you fucking high? Oh man, I was just gonna let this go, but no fucking way. Alright let's keep going. This show really really hurt

Marissa. God damn it Carl. How could you? So this is in reference to our review of the vanished and the host Marissa who's friends with Dean Maria I guess. And whose feelings you really hurt Carl. When you talked about how fucking boring and awful her show is that praise upon victims of fucking crimes I didn't say that But in number 36 just for shits and giggles. I got I don't give a shit if somebody's on reddit saying dean amareza a bitch with a nasty nazily voice and I hate her fucking show Bullshit. Oh my god. Are you fucking crazy lady? You just spent a fucking half hour flipping out about some fucking Some person who fucking left an iTunes review and now you're like yeah, but if somebody said some personal shit against me that would be fine

What the fuck who are you trying to fool lady? I don't I don't know this person. I don't know their podcast I only know it because a half hour I spent with WATP. Yeah. And good Lord. Good Lord. All right. But I'm so pretty that I'm so glad you had a ride car. It was a delightful episode.

It was delightful. I enjoyed it. All right. I wanted to talk about we got a note from our friend in the UK, Marcus, who is a huge fan of WATP and is constantly contributing with different jingles that he's writing and information that he sends us. For example, he sent me a screenshot of the UK iTunes review for WATP, the whole page. Did you know this? This is crazy.

So we are the worst reviewed podcast in the history of podcasts. Of course. They met 84 ones of our reviews in the United States. In the UK, we have an overall rating of three out of five. We've had two five style reviews that came in just recently. And Marcus says, I understand that Bill Hicks was received better in the UK than he was in the US.

So you are in good company. So fuck you, US. Yeah, really? Made a suck. He also talks about this thing. You know, I've mentioned a few times and Kro's you remember this. The name Carl gets made fun of the lines.

It's eyes. I don't know why. For some reason, Carl's always the jerk. It's a punchline. He fun of the lines them. It's eyes. I don't know why for some reason Carl is always the jerk It's a punchline. He's always the punchline so Marcus points out that he was listening to another podcast the theovon podcast and Caller called in with the name Carl and He didn't know about this, but there's a thing called a hot Carl. There you go. And this was discussed.

And that's a great point Carl, I appreciate that. That's hot Carl out of there. And hot Carl is a nickname for, you know, actually feces I think are used to be anyway and I hope it's not anymore Carl because I didn't and I'm sorry I shouldn't even have brought that up. But it used to be when I was younger and I think that that's gone out of time, so I probably shouldn't have, you know, re-bought that up, but I don't think about you that way. Do you know what a hot carol is as defined by the urban dictionary? Is it like, is it like

see also Cleveland Stamer? When you shit into a tube sack, then hit someone in the face with it and scream hot car. What I love about the Urban Dictionary Crush. What I love about this. What I love about this is that I always use it in a sentence. Oh boy. Which is insane. So that was the definition. Here's the sentence.

Yo, your roommate is a dick. Let's hit it with a hot carl today Wow, that's that's that's wow. That's a whole trip to you. That's there's a visual. There's everything Here's hot carl use in another sentence when this douchebag passes out, let's hot-carol him in the face. Yeah. So uh, thanks Marcus for reminding everyone that Carl is the punchline to every fucking joke. Good stuff. That's how you know it's a good party. That when someone gets hot-carol. When somebody's like, you know, be great. Shit, it's so suck. And then fucking hit somebody. My, my shit's too wet to even pull that off. I feel like as a car like I can't even hot car all someone.

Yeah, it's unfortunate. Oh my goodness. It's my it's my cross to bear as they say. Ah, Crosion. We've covered a lot. We've covered a lot of ground today. But you have these clips on here that are in your 90s. Yes.

Because you know on this show as people have pointed out, like, who's right, we are constantly talking about the number of the clip that we're playing. Of course. Because there's a shit ton of clips. How else are we going to organize this stuff? I was going to do it by emoji, but then I figured number would be a little clearer.

Yeah, I don't even know if my soundboard app would understand what an emoji is. So I think you made the right decision. Yeah. Alright. Alright. Alright. What do we got? Alright. You want to hit these other clips? Let me ask. Did you want to go into it, Carl? I, I, you've been playing a game on the air. Yes. About the worst song from particular bands. And we got, we got some corrections we got to do for the record my This is not up to debate. I know I know that your research staff works really hard I do but my staff has been working even harder It's not up for debate, but I will let you mario. Let's go ahead and

Stone-templed pilots came up. Yeah, yeah, I believe, plus. And here was your choice, number 91. Yes. ["The Time To Waste The Goal." And so I'm not gonna sit and defend this derivative. I would hope not I mentioned on our show that riff takes all day to play It's what I will but I will tell you that It is it's musically complex. There's there's a key change built right into it It's a longer progression the actual worsen and they admit this car

The actual worsen is no way was that even alive actual worsen is... Skyway was not even alive. How could he be in building things? It's for sale. You were kissing, trying to take it home. It's a deal, it's a deal, it's a gonna tell you why you let that run as long as you did There's no other parts of that song. Yes, but so let's just let's take it back to the songwriting process dude comes in and he goes Dude I wrote this riff it goes The riff is garbage and then yes when you start singing I'm gonna hit an out of tune acoustic guitar Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh- Everything about that song is fucking garbage, dude. That was number one.

I'm a billboard modern rock tracks for two weeks in 1994. And here's the lesson I'm gonna teach all of you. When you look back with nostalgia and you're like, man, the music of the 90s, it was fucking garbage. And I'm here to fucking take a shit on your fucking memories. Now the other one was you two and- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not gonna give me a chance to fucking reboot that will you just say there's dude here say that there's not for debate that you are have the definitive answer of the worst STP song anything that you could say I would reply with I mean it doesn't get worse than that dude it doesn't I understand why you're

saying that I understand what you're saying that because in your simplistic world of being a guitarist, do you think that a song is the guitar riff? You're wrong about that. Not at all. There's a vocal melody. There's a drumbeat with a guy hitting a kick drum and a snare.

There's a bass line that's exactly the same as the guitar part. There's a bass that goes, Janananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan I got nothing you two let's move on alright so 93 Now that was a joke yeah, I was gonna say this song Gloria I think it's the worst side by Bill Van Morrison and the doors like this song is the worst side by anyone has ever played it And it's a almost the worst song by you too Which is 24 The song is the worst song by anyone who has ever played it. And it's the almost worst song by you too, which is 94. I've been fucking hate this song. So I've said you brought this everyone's attention. G-E-D-O-R-I-A-Y-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- a hook, or originality, or anything that's interesting, and every fucking band covers it. It's because it's got three chords.

You the first song you word as a kid! You two also covered it, and you called it the worst you two song, 94. The same song! Exactly. So I was right! Now, that song is a steamy pile of donkey kids garbage, but it is not even in the top 10 The worst you two songs. This is insane hit 95 by fucking Darryl I'm gonna keep playing this in a second, but let me just say this to future hosts of the show. This is not a segment that we're doing

You're not you're not gonna come out here and play worse sides than what I already cleared as the worst like that's not fair I don't like what you're doing Number three on billboard monon rock number one on billboard Dance Club tracks in 1993. That is a fucking crime against here drums dude. That song sucks fucking. Can I say something in my defense? I've never heard that song in my life. It would do that was the number one on the Billboard Dance Club tracks.

I'm the Billboard Dance Club track. Can you name one other song? Can you name one other song that was on said chart? Yeah, that any of the other 99 songs it was not that chart the share song with the Exactly did that fucking that's as you do you can't just come in here and play the obscure Red Top My life dude, I can't help it if you're not a scholar no one's ever heard that in my life. Dude, it's not sad. I can't help it if you're not a scholar. No one's ever heard that song.

Dude, it was a top 40 hit, 93. I don't know what to tell you. I'll leave that to Twitter to decide. And here's the honorable mention. Now there's one thing of a band, a big band, put not a shitty song. And then there's you two in 1993 using this as the lead single of their new album.

This is 96. Oh, 96. Yeah. I remember the music because... Yeah. Fucking ad-libs. Just sitting there talking. Oh my God. And this is the hook part of the song. I had to listen to the first four minutes to find a part that even lines. It's sad. I'm starting to think that you two are sad. You're not very good at it. You would think there'd be somebody in the studio who would be like, guys, what are we doing?

And this isn't one fucking voice of reason. This is session. This is session. This is 1993. This is after war. This is after Joshua Tree. They're the biggest fucking band in the world. And that was their lead single. And that was also a top 40.

Hit that was number two on the fucking modern box. If you want to wonder why Weezers the Blue Elm or Green Days Duky was such a huge, huge hit with everybody. Yeah. That came out around the same time as this nonsense. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about.

That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. It was like, wow, Projymph is great, Ben. Yeah, because they're not just talking in a amount of tone voice over a shitty lick. Yeah, something that's good. Look at this, they're actually playing a rock song with riffs and singing. Oh, wow, guitar solo.

This is amazing. It didn't take much in 1993 to have a fucking hit song on the radio. Oh man. Oh man. We miss it. And so in conclusion, I just want to say, fuck you too, fuck STP, fuck W-A-T-P audience,

fuck you Carl, fuck everybody. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Crouch, while I'm angry at the premise that you could come in here and tell us that we're wrong about a show that we know is right. I do like the spin-off of having a show that's only about how shitty SDP and U2 is.

I could do this show all day. Oh my God. 24, seven. We're gonna be talking about music wars. MusicWords.com, we're gonna talk about U2, SDP. Customs, U2. We or talking about you to STP you to using MP3 to turn Galileo okay Crouch the fact that you would come in here and be like oh there's other shitty you two songs that you didn't even mention

Oh yeah so I think we've covered just about everything that we were going to talk about I didn't want to point out. I did want to point out some recent reviews that have come in on our iTunes page. One of them, this person did exactly what I've been saying to do forever. They gave us a five-star review back on February 3rd with the title

worst podcast ever. That's all I want. I know this show sucks. But if you just give us a five star review, then it kind of, you know, it works into that equation that helps us out a little bit. But the comment is, thanks for teaching me the term bag slappers. And honestly, I was taught that term by iTunes itself. So thank you. We also got a review on February 7th from Computeist that is terrible, one star, unlistenable, unfunny pap. Whatever that means.

That's strong language. We got another review on February 7th. It's a one-star review from Irritated Frustrated User and the title is annoying. And this person says, I thought I would give it a go and find some laughs, but no, their voices are annoying. And they're simply not funny. And yeah, some podcasts are lame, but regardless, those people actually research some of their stuff.

This podcast tries to ride the coattails. Y'all can do better. I can't even explain what's wrong with that. That's a sick burn. Do you know I was reading articles about fucking Alex Jones this morning. Do you think that's my regular routine on a Saturday to get up and start fucking researching Alex Jones? Yeah. Fuck you. And that's you, computerist. And that's no fun. Oh wait, that wasn't computer. That's that's not a fun. It's not a fun existence. That's not a fun existence

But that's what we do for the listening audience We did get a 5 star review on February a. Thank you to an Arctic Eskimo Also thanks to love my two doxies for the four star review that came in on February 11th Who really didn't have a lot of good things to say about us. But hey, four stars, you know, the title was good for what it is. Which is good, I mean, low expectations, right? That's, yeah, man.

Low expectations is literally the secret to life and happiness. I'm not even joking about that. I'm not even saying that as a throwaway line, if you take nothing else away from WATP and our future 300 episodes, low expectations lead to happiness. You know, when I want to look at my philosophy on life, I turn to WATP. Okay, so we've got a lot here today, girl.

Oh, this is a marathon of an episode. Fortunately, I'm taking most of this out in post, so we're probably at the 30-minute mark right now. But, because we've done so much, I want to just keep rolling and talk about what segment is coming up next, and that would be- Oh, geez. That's what you're talking about.

That's what you're talking about. That's what you're talking about. That's what you're talking about. It's easier. It's easier. It's easier. Do you feel my ear with this part? No, you know, I never, never, never. You've never gotten this far in the show before. I pass out usually for four or five minutes.

Okay. Why I appreciate you second-width as this time. This is the part of the show where we tease the episode we'll be listening to next week. Wow. What concept? Up until recently, this has always worked out well for us. But recently, this has actually worked against us and then I have to get the

conversations with people. Hopefully that won't be the case. What I'm going to do is I'm going to play a quick clip from the show we'll be reviewing next weekend. And my hope is that it gets people excited and they're looking forward to our review of the podcast. We'll be reviewing next week. I think I said enough. Here's the clip. When Lingean did not show up for work the next few days, his friends began to worry.

After five days of no signs of Lingean, his friends reported him missing. After five days. Five days, yeah. There's some parents that freak out after one. Well, his parents, like he's an international student, his parents are in China. Five days, yeah. There's some parents that freak out after one. Well, his parents, like, he's an international student, his parents are in China. They don't know.

So, like, it might not be weird. They might have been like worried, like, hey, I haven't heard from him, but like, his, and like, the work thing, his boss was really worried, because like, that wasn't like him not to show up. Yeah. And then his friends, like, kind of,

waited around from the show up. Like, he's an adult, maybe he just kind of got busy or whatever so got busy It's a little different than the Alex Jones show Not as professional oh my god this is a show called True Crime 204 Fuck This is an episode called Liningen Part One, episode 11 from January 30th, 2018. This takes place in Winnipeg, peg city, I believe they call it.

These are a couple of Canadians. And from experience I can tell you Canadians have a really good sense of humor. So this is gonna go over well. This is a couple of Canadians who do a true crime podcast and it's about true crimes that have happened in Canada. Good Lord. Yeah.

So it's not reading two sentences off with a comedian and then arguing about how to interpolate it. I have no idea. I have a lesson to this show. I mean, that doesn't mean just heard. But from what I've heard, there's a person who is very close to the show. She's known as J from the J department. She turned me on to this.

And so this would be very good fodder for WATP. Apparently, these people aren't very good at broadcasting or putting out a podcast. Yeah. So that's up to look forward to. Yeah, boy. As we edge even closer to episode 100, we're, we're, I don't even know what episode we're on now, but we're getting close, I feel like.

Well, in the 90s. Well, this, this episode will be split into a three-parter. That's a good point. I can get to 100 quick. Oh, that's smart. That's a good idea. If only we could take a third of the show and have it be entertaining, I would do that.

Unfortunately, one third of the show leaves a lot to be desired. Yeah. Yeah. So please, I ask everyone, join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the mush piss of morning radio. And now the show is called right now. Sleep well every ponyはぁああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ What the fuck?

You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. What do you think tap water is? It's a gay bomb baby. And I'm not saying people didn't naturally have homosexual feelings. I'm not even getting into it quite frankly. I mean, give me a break. You think I'm like, oh, shocked by it.

I'm not there bashing it because I don't like gay people. I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay. No! Do you understand that? No fucking way! Oh, shit, crap! I'm sick of being social engineer, it's not funny! You people are idiots! That's the...

What is... I mean, that sounds fear. Thank you.