Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep96 - True Crime 204

Episode Date: February 26, 2018

True Crime 204 is a podcast out of Winnipeg, Canada hosted by two tweens who just learned how to read/talk. Alright, some of that is not true but it's very close to reality.  Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to make fun of this show, then eventually feel bad about it.  This podcast was not fun to listen to but was a ton of fun to review. While to some it may seem like we're being very mean for no reason, the actual purpose of WATP is to get people like this to think twice before starting a podcast. Future hosts should ask themselves questions like, "Am I interesting to listen to?" "Can I pronounce words?" and "What's my mental disorder that I think I should be hosting a show when I'm a complete idiot and have nothing of value to contribute?" We are truly doing God's work.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm your host, Kara, with me as always, is Jen from the Jingles department. Hi. Hi, Jen, welcome back. Hi, thanks. I'd like to remind our listeners, you can visit us at whoarethese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter, who are these pod? Email the show, w-a-t-p-show at gmail.com. We're always looking for podcast suggestions.

Also, if you find the show, the slightest bit entertaining, don't forget to give us a positive five-star review on iTunes. We have another whole batch of one-star reviews that I'll be reading. Yeah, just a whole bunch came through in quick succession. So we're reading through those later in the show. But first, today we'll be reviewing a podcast called True Crime 204. Jen and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So without further ado, let's get into it. True Crime 204 with host Susan and Michaela. We listen to a podcast episode 11, Linjun Part 1, and then I believe we both listen to also episode 12, which was part 2.

I don't know the numbers, but I listen to them both. And that was also the season finale of season 1. Yes. I love these people who have podcasts and they have this make believe thing that they're putting out seasons. And this is gonna be our season one finale. And then we'll be back in the regular interval with episode one of season two. Okay, okay.

Is that how you're selling your advertising space by seasons or are people buying it for the entire run? What do we pretend to care? What are you on like 90-something of your first season? Yes, we are in season one, episode 96, that's correct. Jen, let's get into it. So this is a Canadian podcast. It's another one of these two crime shows that talks about

actual crimes that are committed. And I got to just say, Swailer, this is an awesome podcast. I love this show. I enjoyed it in a different way, probably than I usually enjoy True Crime Podcast, because I listen to a lot of True Crime Podcasts. Okay, all right.

Well, do you have a clip that you wanna play that sums up the show for? I don't surely do. I like it, do clip one. After five days of no signs of Lingean, his friends reported him missing. After five days of no signs of Lingen, his friends reported him missing. After five days. Five days, yeah. There's some parents that freak out after one. Well, his parents, like, he's an international student, his parents are in China. They don't know. So, like, it might not be weird. They might have been like worried, like,

hey, I haven't heard from him, but like, his, and like, the work thing, his boss was really worried, because like, that wasn't like him not to show up Yeah, and then his friends like kind of Weighted around from the show up like he's an adult. Maybe he just kind of got busy or whatever So got busy Well, I don't know sometimes you just get busy That's lingo for something else. Well, yeah, like I mean, I'll find you. It works like both ways too.

Like, you know, maybe you're hanging out with someone, or maybe you're just actually busy. Yes. I'm sorry, that was so long, but that is the podcast. That's the podcast. There's two things in there that I want to point out that I had in my notes to discuss. The first one is very obvious.

Susan is the driver of the show. She's the one with all the notes who wants to tell this story. Yes. She's an idiot. Oh. Can I read you in that little clip that you just pulled? Can I read you?

I wrote down one of the sentences that she said. Okay. And I think it's comical when you just read it out and listen to the words she's using on mind you a show This isn't study hall in fourth grade. This isn't what they think is a show they're putting out It might not be weird really like they might have been like worried like hey haven't heard from him But like his and like the work thing his boss was was really worried, because like that wasn't like him, not to show up.

And then his friends like kind of waited around for him to show up. Like he's an adult, maybe he just kind of got busy or whatever. Word for word, a sentence that she mutters at the very beginning of this podcast. So that's one of the things I want to talk about. And I'm definitely going to get into this crutch with the word like that drives me fucking crazy. It gets used a bit. It gets used a bit.

But the other thing that I want to point out here is you have Susan who is the straight person who just wants to tell the story, and then Michaela, I believe is the comic relief, right? Yes. Oh, yeah. Because she points out that she doesn't know anything about these stories, doesn't care, doesn't follow the news, isn't tuned in at all. Right. So there's really no reason for her to be on a true crime podcast. She has no passion for it or interest, but she does chime in with some gems. And I just want to point out because in that clip that you played,

she says that they're getting busy and like smirks. And Susan has to point out that that can mean two things. What Michaela's saying, her joke. But also, it could mean that the person is literally busy. Did you did you hear when Susan pointed that out? Well, I did. This is a reoccurring thing. Yeah. Where Michaela's trying to be funny. I think that's her role on the show. I don't know if Susan knows that, because Susan has to explain to her that her joke doesn't make sense all the time. Right.

Part of the problem, of course, is that Michaela's jokes are terrible. But the other problem is that Susan is a humorless individual. She, well. All right, so here's the deal. Here's the deal. You clipped everything from episode 11, part one of this saga.

Yes, I did. Everything that I clipped, I pulled from part two. Oh, great. So not gonna have anything overlap. That's good, because we usually do overlap. Yeah, well, with this show, when I listened to the first episode, I listened through and I went, anything that I'm gonna clipped,

generally will probably clip. So it's a waste of time. I'm just gonna clip from the next one. So here's an example. I call this Michaela fails, but again, I want you to listen to the fact that Susan doesn't even understand what Michaela's role is on her own show. So and they can't really contact their family like they can, but it's kind of monitored because like the family can't say anything about the trial, they can't say anything about the trial. I was like, I'm out of underpants. Yeah, we're like, I miss you. I'm like 10 freaking weeks here.

There's hotel sucks. Yeah. They're counting down a breakfast with just rubbery eggs. You can't watch TV. And crunchy bacon. Boo! Be more funny. They're talking about how this jury was on this trial for 10 weeks and they're not allowed to talk to the outside world

So she's like, you know, you can have a conversation with your family, but it's monitored You can only say certain things so Michaela just pouches at that. I need underpants Boom fucking knock it out of the park. It seems like goes well No, no, no, I think that it would be more like you know, I miss you. I haven't seen you in a while Thanks Susan. Thanks for that. You're freaking dummy It would be more like, you know, I miss you. I haven't seen you in a while. Thanks Susan. Thanks for that. You're freaking dummy. Here is another example where I actually felt bad for Michaela on this one because she has to explain that she's trying to use sarcasm to joke around.

Listen to this. So after eight days of deliberations, the jury made their decision. Only eight. Eight. Ah, that's kind of long. I know. That's eight know it's like full days age yeah eight days of eight hours I think it's more than eight hours too ever so yeah sarcasm yeah so so the Kayla's like when I said only eight days it was sarcastic that's a long fucking time to be in a jury room discussing this case. And I should probably back up and talk about what they're talking about. It's this horrific

murder that occurred in Montreal with a Chinese exchange student named Lin Jun. And the story itself is fascinating. It sure is. I've heard it many times from other podcasts. I'm sure you have. This is high profile case. But I'm not into the true crime thing. So I went and started reading wiki pages and old news reports and stuff. And I was like, holy shit. They took subject matter that is riveting

and made it two hours or the most boring nonsense I could possibly have listened to. It's only an hour and a half, but it is two, it takes up two hours. Not sure how that is physically possible. I was just gonna say it's not that long. They bend time and space. It seemed like they're fucking stupidity.

They could have done this in easily one episode of 30 minutes. That's the crazy thing. It was in the part one. And they explained the entire thing. I'm like, what is part two gonna be? It was nothing actually, because- It was nothing. I listened to that and-

So I had fun listening to the first one because it was interesting to listen to have- First of all, the humor? I listened to True Crime Garage, which I have legit belly laughed at this particular True Crime Pascat. They do the same kind of subject matter. It's horrible stuff, but their jokes are funny. Right. But they also have pretty respectful of the actual crime itself,

because these are horrible things that are happening, which there's like tons of people out there who find it interesting, I find it very interesting, but the jokes that they were telling about this terrible crime, which somehow is so inappropriate, I was fascinated by these two girls. I just, I actually really loved the first time I was having a dinner. You did like that? I ate like that. Cause I was being sarcastic. Yes.

This is a garbage podcast. Well it's terrible. This is not a good podcast. This is one of the worst things I've heard. If I wasn't doing this, that's why I submitted this. Yes, this was your submission. This is not. Because you're always looking for new true crime podcast.

I am. I'm always, always, always. Right. Because I run out of them because I listen to them all the time right So I was hopeful because I like Canada and I like Canadians and I like true crime I used to think I like Canadians and then a couple of these podcasts holy shit I'm sorry. It's a wonder if that's the case or I got halfway through this episode and that's when I Texted you. Yes. You should probably have listened to this because it is something else. All right, let's keep rolling with it here because I have a ton of clips to get to and I see you have a few as well.

Do you want to take over here? Well, this is just kind of going back to what you were talking about, about how Mikail has to really explain her jokes. So you can play ten. All right. How Mikael has to really explain her jokes? So you can play it ten. Alright. Police received an anonymous tip that led them to a body of water in Montreal Park. A linge and scotch. Body of water?

Oh yeah, because I don't know if it- Like a body? But like, no, I get it. Do you, Susan? You don't seem to get it. Yeah, I'm so glad you clipped that. Well, I heard that part. It's upsetting.

I know. How poor these two are at their back and forth. And they've been doing this for a while. These are the other 11th and 12th episodes. So this isn't their first time doing a show together. I assume they're also friends. I think I hang out in each other's bedrooms. I think they're high school friends.

And I think these girls, I feel kind of bad because I think they're probably in their early 20s. I think I think I think I think these girls I feel kind of bad because I think they're probably in their early 20s. I'm just guessing. Well I actually pulled a clip that will definitely make everyone feel bad. I was hoping to hold this until the end but they talk about what their porn names would be and this comes out. Your name. What's your stripper name, Susan? I'm sorry. Stripper name. They talk about what the stripper name would be and this comes out. Your name. What's your stripper names, isn't I'm sorry stripper name. They talk about what the stripper names would be and this comes out. Your name.

What's your stripper names? Isn't first pet in your street? You grew up on my pet name. No, like your first pet you had in the street you grew up on. That's your. I don't want to say this. The street I live on because I still live there. I mean, same, but okay.

All right. So they both still live with their parents. Yes. Is what they I still live there. I mean same, but okay. All right. So they both still live with their parents. Yes. Is what they just said right there. So they're probably 20, 21 years old. They're, they're young kids trying to do a show. But I'm not going to let that be an excuse because they're trying to put out an actual show here.

Right. Someone needs to steer them in the right direction. And I'm willing to take on that responsibility. That's good because they do need a little bit of guidance. So yeah, if you want to play track three and so like the they made it very clear that the secretary did not see the foot like she didn't open it like like a stultraumatic. She would want to scarred. I think she still is like she's still like I could open that. Yeah, but thankfully she didn't Along with the foot there was also a note and I thought you're gonna say nose. No note. Okay, claiming she's

They should start editing some of these long pauses out of there. Don't you think? Holy shit, so I'm going through their Twitter feed and Listen, I'm not I don't have anything against these two women. I have no problems with them But there was something on there that just infuriated me I'm looking through their Twitter feed. There's a picture of the graphical interface of audio editing software and of the graphical interface of audio editing software. And the caption is editing our latest episode. And I went, what? They're stuck in editing and evolving this.

What are you doing then? Why is there so much as being left in the show that is terrible? One of the things that goes on over and over again is that Susan can't talk. No. She's dumb. She's dumb and she can't, is that Susan can't talk. No. She's dumb. She's dumb and she can't pronounce words and she can't talk.

So let's get into that real quick. She wants to talk about a preliminary hearing. This is a big deal in this case that there's this preliminary hearing. She has to talk about it over and over again. And this is her first take at trying to say that. So the defense applied to exclude the public from the preliminary, preliminary hearing. Yes. Okay.

That is the perfect opportunity to edit. If you sound like a fucking moron on your own show, I give you permission to go ahead and edit that. Here is, I call this one, Back for a More. She tries to pronounce that word again. But like, the thing about the preliminary hearing. Oh, it's so painful. It's so painful.

She like gets in there, we're not on her piece of paper. She's like, oh, fuck. My arched nevices is not the paper again. How am I gonna do this? And of course, Macayla at this point just feels bad for and is just letting it go. But then there's take number four of saying this word. Yeah, well, and that's like, but that's why they can't.

They can't waste the bad stuff. They like reported like, they could report like the hyperliminary hearing was held today. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, she's getting closer and closer and I'm rooting for her and then a little while after that she has to say it again and John she fucking nails it and this this is triumph. Yeet. So the preliminary hearing. Wow, Mark. Mark. Yeah. Yeah.

You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it.

You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. Yeah, I call that one fifth times the charm. That was very impressive. Nice job.

So great. Susan, we're all real proud of you. So I have some more examples of this host of this show, not being able to talk. Here is another one of those examples. But like obviously this is a huge case. This is one of the biggest, the most sensationalized case in Canada. The most sensationalized? Well you know it is it multiple syllables are very difficult for multi-silver, saliva, germs. Well I have a track that kind of okay it's track stuff and just play it. Oh right. And who did this? I think those are the main questions that are trying to figure out right now. Yeah now. Because where did they go was probably answered by the what is this? Yeah, by the ooo.

So it's basically who? Why? What? Why? And where? It's basically what they're trying to figure out. All the W's and how? Which is by the way, not a double-hit.

No, it's not. And I got to back that one up. Yeah, I know. She's like, what are those other words? What? I got to back that up to the very beginning of this. I didn't catch this when I listened. And who did this?

I think those are the main questions that are trying to figure out right now. Yeah, yeah. Because where did they go? Was probably answered by the what is the? Where did they go? Was answered by the what is this? Where is answered by what? Yeah. These two are journalists. It is something else. These two are something else. All right. Go more examples of this host not being able to talk.

This one just she's trying to she's talking way too fast and just slurring everything. And I like there's a lot of that I believe. Like he was schizophrenia. Okay, I think she was trying to say there's a lot of that I believe he was schizophrenic, but she does say that all of the beliefs, he wants schizophrenia. Yeah. And here's this again, listen to her say he was schizophrenia.

There's a lot of that I believe. Like he was schizophrenia. I love that. This guy was a schizophrenia. I don't know if you do that or not. Well, we've been laying into Susan pretty hard. I know, but can I get one more? Oh, please, Jan, please. Sure. Okay. I got this Susan can't talk. Number 17. But and like, it was also like the most incensed, incensed, sensationalized. Yes. So I mean like Alright, and then I just have to play my quick

Compilation I put together. I mean you've already heard all these cuts, but it's just it's just fun for me from the preliminary preliminary Oh my god, the Hugh preliminary hearing the preliminary hearing especially because the preliminary hearing isn't that big of a deal The most since since Epic fail Alright, so you want to lay it off Sue's in for a minute. No, no, no, I have I want She actually there was one decent joke she told and I was like it goes Susan. Okay. Okay. All right. Let's let's hear it I said decent. It's track nine. Okay

And he did have more than one package in his hand. Well, yeah, it makes sense because there's more than one part of a person. Mm-hmm. Torsos is the biggest, yep. And most expensive to me. So they're there talking about how this, so Luis Rocco Magnata is the Luca Luca Luca Al Luca. Yeah, which is not his real name but He he killed this person chopped him up and mailed his body parts Correct and so he was actually at the post office on video Trying to mail these things right and I just thought that was actually a kind of a clever joke Cost the most to mail your tears though. All right. I like it

A kind of a clever joke costs the most to mail your taras though. All right, I like it. Jenna, I do want to get to something that in Rage is me, as you know, it's this thing where as soon as Susan got off script, and another thing that I saw on their Twitter feed is she writes out these long, long paragraphs of notes for these shows. And she writes it in this notebook, so she's just, and you hear it too, like the page turning out, some examples of that will play, but she's just turning pages and going through when she's reading, it's okay. As soon as she gets out script, she turns into the like machine. She's the fucking like monster. Everything is like this, like, like, like, like, like, she gets into these weird,

so like I do, I put together a quick compilation. This is eight seconds, okay? Don't get so fast forwarding now. I know, it's boring. I get it. Here's the light compilation. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like.

Okay, so you get the point. I mean, that's just a very brief part of the one episode that I pulled a bunch of likes from. And rather than just say, watch, she says like a lot and it's annoying, we get it. I've said this many times. I decided to take these lemons and make lemon heads with them. Oh, great.

Yes. What I've done is put together, this work is turned on around a lot. It's a masterpiece. It is soon to go down historically as one of the greatest things that ever happened on a lot. It's a masterpiece. It is soon to go down historically as one of the greatest things that ever happened on a podcast. What I've done is I've taken the very talented, less clay pool, the very talented Jay Lane and teamed those two up with Susan, the host of this God awful podcast and turned it into the greatest thing you'll

ever hear. I am so happy to be part of this. I know. I hope I haven't oversold it. I'm- to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level.

I'm going to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level. I'm going to have to go to the next level. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, ball at that. You may have oversold that. Fair enough. I mentioned that Michaela is not interested in what's going on. Doesn't seem to really have a role on this show. This is an example where Susan's talking about something. Michaela's not even paying attention. Susan notices this and then has to repeat it so that Michaela can follow what's going on. During

the hearing, both Magnauta and the victim's father collapsed, but at separate parts of the hearing. Okay, which I, did you even hear that? Nope. So both Luca Magnauta and the victim's father collapsed during the hearing. I had different parts. Wow.

She checked out in her own pocket. She really did. Did you listen to what I just said? No, I'm just daydreaming. I just bought this to be over like everybody else. Oh man. All right, stop, sir. I'm taking it.

I'm hogging all the time. That's okay. You get better start crojering me here and take over some of the time. I can't crojure as well as crojure can. But nobody can. I would like to, okay, so just I don't really, okay, my, my chaos train of thought. It's jumping the tracks on this one if you play five.

Yeah, well I think like if you wanted to like make it big you would have sent it to like the prime minister's house. Yeah. I don't know if that addresses public. Oh yeah it is. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's a, it's a thing. I don't know that it off the top of my head, but yeah, it's a thing. It's a thing. It's a thing. Okay. Ain't no thing, but it's going.

Yeah. So like I said, this is all happening on the same day. That just kind of went off the rails. Yup. I heard a deep sigh after that. Yup. No one was happy with that. Again, editing. It's very easy to make that lesson

bear sense for yourself. The other track I'd like to play is Track Eight, which is a really great example of Michaela. The video showed a naked man tied to a bed, being repeatedly stabbed with an ice pick. After the stabbing, OK, this is going to get a little little detailed if you have a week stomach fast forward for a little bit. I can't do that and I do. It's not too detailed, I think you'll be okay.

After the stabbing, the man dismembered the body, committed acts of necrophilia, and performed cannibalism. Ew. Nice day. All in this 11 minute video. the necrophilia and perform cannibalism. Ew. Nasty. All in this 11 minute video. Yeah, I'm just gonna pull that so Raven, yeah, Nasty. Yeah, I'm literally there. Wow. There's the comic relief for ya.

It's so inappropriate. I just, I can't get over it. I didn't, obviously, clip that part because I didn't clip that show. But I'm glad that you did because I wanted to point out the fact that she goes all right This is gonna get a little bit gross, but don't worry. I'm not gonna go too much into detail So this guy stabs this guy to death then fucks his dead body and then eats him. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's not graphic at all That's fine Isn't that as disgusting as anything could possibly be? Well, I think they they checked all the boxes on that one. It is pretty gross It's fine. Isn't that as disgusting as anything could possibly be?

I think they checked all the boxes on that one. It is pretty gross, but they just great. But I love that disclaimer. It's like, well, this isn't too bad. Don't worry about it. You won't be upset about this at all. So then he's pulling the organs out and fucking each organ individually.

And okay. You should do a two crime podcast. See you as a little gross. There's a part where I like it when these two go back and forth a little bit. Susan, knowing that she's really bad at talking, does realize she has limitations at one point. So this is a clip where Susan knows her limitations.

Well, in prison, Magnauta was prescribed a lot of medication. I wonder why. Including. And like I actually found like the list of the names, but I couldn't say any of them. So I just kind of broke down what they are. I like that.

She goes, I have all the medications he was on. I'm not even going to try to pronounce them. And then Michaela Ripsonner, she says this. It's cool. Let's go. So I just kind of want to hear your trend. Say it. We'll do that after.

Yeah. So she's like, oh, yeah, you're an idiot. Let's hear you with these tongue twisters. Let's hear you try and say we'll do that after. Yeah, so she's like, oh yeah, you're an idiot. Let's hear you with these tongue twisters. Let's see you try to get these things out. And I just want to say, Michaela, calmed out a little bit. You're the comic relief on a show with zero comedy. Don't get ahead of yourself here. You're going to start ripping on Susan for sucking.

The other thing that's really funny about this show, the reason why we had to have this part two and have these really long, 50 minute long podcasts where they already explained the entire crime and everything that happened is because these two hosts need to offer their deep thoughts and their opinions on the show. Oh yeah. This is the tease to this coming up later. We already know Michaela's checked out.

She's not paying attention. Right. So here's the tease that later we're gonna get her deep thoughts. Now, we're gonna come back to this not criminally responsible due to mental illness in our final thoughts, because I have a lot of final thoughts on that. Okay, I don't usually have any thoughts.

Well, there you go. You can think of something to say for that, because I think we could have a good discussion on that. Oh, okay. Or you can think of something else. I don't care. I don't want to think it's hard. I'm gonna work a little day. I don't think that was meant to be funny. I think that was the one real moment. I'm gonna put you on the spot and get your opinion on this. She's like, oh, please don't.

Please, please don't do that. So now, fast forward, later in the show, it's time for the, here comes our brilliant analysis of all this information we've been putting out there. This woman who's already shown that she's falling asleep during the show, not paying attention, she knows nothing about law, the court system, how juries work, the sudden seeing process. I mean knows nothing about law, the court system,

how juries work, the sentencing process. I mean, we have more clips to get to, but she's proven, she doesn't understand anything that's going on. And good old Susan puts around the spot. What are your final thoughts? This is always the part I don't know what to say. So he's in a Montreal prison. You all right? I think so. Somewhere in Quebec, somewhere. Okay. All right, so that's off to a good start.

Hey, hey, dummy who doesn't care about this stuff and it hasn't been paying attention. Give us your insights on it. Awesome. She starts off with that literally six minutes later. She circles back around and tries to make sure she's boring everyone with this. Any other final thoughts?

See, you gotta hit me with it again. I don't know. Like, I mean, that was good. Like, if you just wanna leave it at that, you were like, it wasn't good. Just leaving it open if you wanna say something else. I don't know. Okay. Yeah say something else. I never, okay.

Yeah, no shit. I don't understand what Susan is trying to do here. She's trying to prove that Michaela doesn't understand what the fuck is going on, which doesn't seem to be good for your show in general, or she's just trying to make everyone feel awkward at the same time. I just, I just,

and flamix why they don't edit that out. I don't understand. I don't understand that at all when I saw the fact that they're editing these shows That whole part where she goes, all right, I'm gonna give you another chance. Do you have any other final thoughts? I don't have any more thoughts. Why do you keep asking me that? I just thought maybe that would be a time if you wanted to say something. I don't have anything to say stop asking me that that whole thing Could have been cut out, but this is all to build Susan Zego because she's the one who's managing the show. She's got all of her notes. She's explaining the story.

She brags about how when the story was happening in 2013, she paid attention to the news and heard about it. Wow. So after all of this, we're an hour and a half into this whole fucking thing. And here is Susan's brilliant final thoughts. She has been leading us to this moment. This is the crescendo. So yeah, like I this is just really crazy case that I remember and I think this will be a history case. You know what I mean? Yeah. Nope. I think this will be a history case.

That's what we've been strong the while in this whole time for. That brilliant insight from this fucking dumb dumb. This woman is a dummy. She is a doggie. Wow, they're kids. They're dumb kids. Okay. They're adults. They both live with their parents still. Don't forget. Oh boy.

Don't forget. You know, there is something I wanted to touch on, just this is just a mention. They have more merch for this podcast than any podcast I've ever seen. I got on their Facebook. Okay. They have cell phone case covers, they have tukes, they have cups, they have stickers,

they have a ton of stuff. I did see a video where Susan was pulling out the new stickers from the mail that she had ordered. She was all excited. Here's the thing, Jen. There's this thing called Cafe Express. There's probably a bunch of other services like this. You send in your logo and they'll slap at any junk piece of crap that somebody wants to

buy with a huge upcharge. The show gets 32 cents for each of these sales when somebody buys a $30 coffee mug. It's not that they're actually producing all of this stuff. It's not one off stuff that a third party actually creates for you. I know, but they have it. Anyone, that's what I'm saying. Anyone can have it.

Well, why don't you? Because I don't think that people want to fucking walk around with the, who are these podcasts dumpster logo on a coffee mug. I'm pretty sure they don't. I, listen. I'm weird too. As much as I like to rip on these podcasts,

I'm a very fragile man, and selling seven shirts over two years would kind of bump me out. So I don't even put it out there. I'm not even trying to make 37 cents on my 17 listeners to try to get that into where-wear bucket D-shirt. Actually, that's not true. According to our friends down in Australia, Maynard and Tim Ferguson.

Oh, yeah. 12 million listeners to WATP. Australians don't lie, they're not allowed to. No. I don't know if you knew that. Here's a clip that I got a bunch of clips here. I think I've already given away the punchlines and all of these, but I just, I call this,

Michaela is clueless. He claimed to be dating Carla Mocha. Explain. Okay, remember? Okay. I don't know any of this. Yeah, stop. Remember how we almost did the Ken and Barbie killer?

Yes, Barbie. Okay. I don't know any of that, but she's killer. Okay. And we will cover that case eventually. I just haven't yet She just throws out a name that if you're the co-host on a true crime show, you should probably know But she's not interested in any of this shit at all. Well, okay, so she's not a good co-host. She's bounced back and forth on things with No, well, I listened to the first episode. Yes. Because I just wanted to see where did they start from, how they improved. You listen to the first episode? I did. That's amazing. But in the first episode,

they do explain the premise of the show. Oh, do tell. So Susan. I'm all ears. Does the research, takes the notes, studies the case. Right. And Michaela goes in never having heard of before on purpose on purpose. And how is that working for them? Well, you can hear for yourself. Yeah, I'm guessing that's not working out real well. They have two reviews on iTunes. One of them is from one of their parents called great podcasts. The other one, the other one is a two-star reviews that says, annoying. Well, I appreciate the topics that they cover and I'm interested in

the stories. The sidekick, Michaela, is so annoying and adds literally nothing to this podcast. I understand she's not familiar with the topics and I guess is there for comic relief, but it doesn't add anything to the show. Sorry, I gave the show a real chance, but I just can't listen anymore. Did you leave that? I'm there, I didn't know. I would never give a bad review outside of this room. Right, no, outside of this room, we're actually very nice people, but when we come in here for some reason, we just shit out everything. We're fucking assholes and we get into this room.

Nope, no kidding. So you can play Track 4. This is an example of Mikaela's annoying personality. Later in the same day, Canada Post intercepted a package containing a human hand that had been addressed to the Canadian Liberal Party. Ew. So it's not just the conservatives, it's everybody that gets a body part. That's like the Oprah of body parts. You get a limb, you get a limb. Ha.

Hmm. Weird, inappropriate. It's so weird. Inappropriate, I'm okay with it. It's funny. I'm not trying to say. It's not funny. Doing a podcast is very difficult.

I don't claim to be good at it. I just sit here and talk, you do all the work, I obviously do nothing. And I listen to a lot of True Crime Podcasts, and so you know when you listen, like when you listen to music, sometimes you think, I could totally do that. Sure, that's what I'm thinking all the time.

In reality, most people can't. Right. I know I could never do a true crime podcast. I'm not good enough at it. I'm terrible at researching and making outlines. I'm not that great of a public speaker. Well, that's what's weird about this. But I didn't put out a podcast.

That's what's weird about this whole thing. People will look at us, especially those fucking retires from the Facebook group that I was still getting hit with. But they look at us like we're bullies like we're going into Picking in people's bedrooms and calling them out for fucking being fat. No, these people are putting out a show They're putting themselves out there like here's a piece of entertainment that I want to share with the world and it sucks It's fucking terrible and if we all just sit here and pretend that everything's great Then what are we doing as a society?

How is that gonna help better anything? I've everyone just like you know what you here and pretend that everything's great, then what are we doing as a society? How is that gonna help better anything? If everyone's just like, you know what? You just do you and everything's great. This is This is a clip that fucking just gets me enraged because this is a show. This is a podcast that you can download off the internet and then like the sending the part to the Members of parliament using the male to send the body part to a figurehead of the country. Yeah. These two people should not be hosting any type of show.

They shouldn't be having conversations with their friends. They should be on texting only because they cannot get a thought out. And it's so fucking annoying that this show, True Crime 204, if you're just on iTunes, you're looking, it's right there with hardcore history, hot and discod made by Dad Runaporno, PodSafe America, as if they're all on equal ground, that's the problem with the internet. Is it anything?

You know, if you want to show on HBO, you have to be fucking talented, you have to be good at shit. But with podcasts, any fucking dumbbo can just put out a show and say they're a podcast host. These idiots can't even talk Look at this is another example that I call dummy reads poorly improperly or indecently interfering with or offering an indignity to the body Indignity and indignity to the body

All right, so you think okay, but they're doing a true crime podcast. Maybe they're not good at talking or reading, but they understand crime and criminology. Here is the analysis of the sentence thing, all right? And the other four charges put together in the maximum sentence for that is 19 years. That's it? Yeah.

Because they're not, they're not like, I mean, yeah, it's like, oh, they're not something bad in the mail. Yeah. Because they're not they're not like I mean yeah, it's like oh They're not something bad in the mail. Yeah, like so that there's a lot of sense something to the parliament. Well, I mean the The weird dead the using the mail stuff is The using the mail that was probably one with like not that long of a sentence. No, the In-properman stupid stuff all time like the indecent interfering when igniting in dignity to a body. That would be a bigger one. Yeah Because you're disrespecting it yo Brilliant really analysis. This guy sends

Body parts to members of parliament and they're trying to explain why he got 19 years sent and he's like, well, the male thing. In fact, she even says, using the males. The weird dead body. The using the males? The using the males probably wasn't a big part of that sentence. I'm so glad you guys covered this case.

I never would have understood the nuance of this sentence if it weren't for these assholes, really breaking it down for me. And by the way, all that noise that you heard in there, that's on their show, not on mine. Okay, I- I'm not gonna make fun of that because my show sounds like shit. Ha ha ha ha.

Well, no, no, I'm not gonna make fun of that. It's fine. I'm just saying. That's why I was giving you the look. I'm like, is that- That's not a big- That's not a big- That was a-

This is a moment, again, just this idea that they're actually going in and editing. What are they editing? Listen, I just call this awkward and this could maybe sum up the show for me. If I was going to play just one clip, it would be this. You don't have to post anything about it. Especially because the preliminary hearing isn't that big of a deal.

So, I mean, yeah, eat. So... Yeah. Would anybody listen to this show if parts of it were me going, so hmm, yeah. What do you have? Yeah What what do you have you have You have any yeah, yeah, yeah, right there. All right. I see you have a clip on here That's titled little Timmy. Oh, yeah, that's one of my Kayla's go-to things. Yep. All right. What could I play that? Yes, please do. Well, but how many people get reported missing a day Especially in like Montreal. Yeah, so like I don't they didn't want to go. Oh, it was this guy that's missing like

So the missing person thing is one thing But then like also like you're finding body parts all over which missing people are these yeah, is this the same person? Mm-hmm are these three different people? Where's the rest of the body? Where is rest of little Timmy? Alright, so that's one of her go-to punchlines. It's like, you know, it's a little Timmy, right? Right. And she put on that weird fucking voice. She does mention that five years ago in 2013 when all this stuff was happening, she was 16 years old playing basketball. This is what Michaela says. Okay.

Okay. Later on, they try to break down why the preliminary hearing can't be used to persuade a jury, so the information can't leak out, and she equates this to basketball practice before a basketball game. So this person you play basketball You would think would understand basketball attempts to explain what a playing basketball might be

It's kind of like a practice for your basketball game. Exactly. So look that's actually really good that works Okay, so if you're at practice and then you go tell the other team after practice what you did in practice You just fucked up the game. Right? So this is our play guys. Um, just so you know, so like if the, if the, we're going to pass it to Timmy and then he's going to give it to, uh, that dude over there and then we're going to get it in the bucket. It seems to me like you're on the expert mark. Holy shit.

She could have come with one actual basketball play. She could have said we're going to have a pick and play. She could have said we're gonna have a picket roll. She could have thrown out any fucking play. Ellie, you up to Timmy. I don't know. Something that sounds like you've heard a basketball before. It said we're gonna give it to Timmy, who's gonna give it to that guy and put it in the bucket.

Who's Timmy? I'm guessing she's not coaching a basketball team currently. I'm guessing. I'm gonna throw that out there. It's possible. Did she say she played basketball? She did. She said that she was a basketball and volleyball player. All right, I have a clip on here that is, Michaela's take on the news media because Jen, we need to learn from these people.

They're wise beyond their years. We've discussed before, like, news, different sides. Yeah. not always the same. Yeah, well, and that's like, but that's why they could they can always the bad stuff. Did you follow that? No. I actually thought it was different side. Always the bad stuff.

I'm gonna be honest. Are you following the sleep over there? Yes, I started checking out. I did. It's rough. It is rough. It's rough. My first listen through on the first episode, my mind was wandering.

I was daydreaming. The shit that was going through my mind just to distract myself from this nonsense. And then you're like, oh fuck, I'm doing work right now. I have to be paying attention so I can rant about how terrible this fucking show is. Because I can't get out of here and be like, it wasn't that bad. I didn't even pay attention. The time went by, no problem. This is a track that I call Michaela is dumb number 42.

Magnata's defense filed for an appeal on the grounds of judicial error in jury instruction. What's that supposed to mean? It means they're saying the judge gave the jury the wrong instructions. And that could be, but like what put in instruction B? They get tons of instructions, like before the trial, during the trial, and before deliberations, they are told many instructions. All right, so a couple of things going on there.

McKayla's wild, he confused, that a jury would be given instructions. Well, she, like what would even an instruction be? Like how to walk? You gotta put one foot in front of the other. What kind of instructions are being given out? So you'd think Susan was way into all this crime shit would maybe throw an example.

She goes, oh, no, no, there's lots of instructions. They give instructions at the beginning, in the middle, near the end. Yeah, but what? What? Give a fucking example, Susan. Inform this dummy that you've just decided to have co-host your crime show.

What an instruction might be. Like, how to interpret the law? What the law means? Maybe evidence that is not admissible in court. You know, you can consider this, you can't consider that. These are the types of instructions. I don't even pay attention to this shit. It's not that difficult. Well, all you have to do is watch one scripted television right about crime. It's all the time. And you know this. And not to do is watch one scripted television straight about crime. It's all the time.

And you know this. And not to mention, they're old enough to serve on a jury. They should know something. Holy shit. You know what I have to say about that? Classic Canada. Classic Canada. They are so Canadian.

The videos of them up in one of the girls' bedrooms. There's just like a giant Canadian flag on the wall. Is that what Canada is like? I've never been over to my friend's house who has an American flag anywhere to be found. I think we're embarrassed by it. But Canada is just like fucking holding it over us. Like, look at who we are. The fucking great North. Like, alright, we get it. You're from Canada. Holy shit. I love Canada. Alright, so let's talk about.... You're from Canada, holy shit. I love Canada. All right, so let's talk about. He's in the hall or from Canada.

I love kids of the hall. So do I. All right, let's talk about some riveting Canada talk. This is a clip, and I don't know if you remember this, but they get into geography. I don't remember. Oh, this is. But I'm excited to hear.

This is amazing. So guys get your pens out Gary to take some notes. We're about to learn something all the new bronze look all the way to Quebec That's right next to each other. Oh, yeah, yeah Quebec. Oh, yeah, new bronze week Nova Scotia P.I. Newfoundland Labrador. I guess I'm thinking Labrador because Labrador is on the land. It's up. It's up a little bit. Okay.

Yeah, that's Newfoundland, isn't it? Okay, never mind then. Ignore it. But it's still connected. Yeah, sure. It would be like going to maybe, I don't know, Manitoba would be weird. Um, because that's over and over. Yeah.

Yeah. Even Nova Scotia, it's like one over. Mm-hmm. Okay, never mind then. Right next to it, no problem. Yeah, okay. With a lot of practice, you're going to find that speaking Canadian isn't so difficult. And in fact, all alphabet and yaw's are fairly similar.

So why don't we begin singing it together? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, and I'm in a body. Q, R, S, T, U, F, W, X, A, N. H-I-J-K-I-L-M-O-B-D-Q-R-S-T-U-F-N-W-X-A-N-T-E-S-A-N-A-B-S-S-U-Z-L-I-X-H-E-R-B-A-N-A-N-A-B-S-S-U-Z-L-I-X-H-E-R-B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-B-S-S-U-Z-L-I-X-H-E-R-B-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A- Oh my gosh. So this is this example I was talking about where this woman has a notebook. And for some reason, she's using the microphone to turn the pages of the notebook. She grabs the microphone, somehow wedges it underneath the page, it over to the flip it.

Like really creepy, dude. Yeah. So yeah, again, people were mad about that too and like I What are you gonna do? so There's so much wrong with that she flips the page and then has nothing Here's the reason why she has this brilliant notebook with all of her notes so that she can come out with factual information like this so and then just this is kind of like a side note.

So the video of the murder was posted to a website called Best Gore. And it was, that even sounds bad. Yeah, it was run by Mark from Edmonton. I did try and write his last name and then I just realized I wrote Mark twice. Mark Mark. Marky Mark in the funky bunch. No, no, no, don't even bring Mark and Walberg into this. I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. That back and forth. That's, I didn't even pull that clip because of the Marky Mark and then that back and forth, but it gives you a good glimpse into what this show is.

It's nonstop little girls having nonsense talk that is not entertaining or fun for anyone. It only gives you douche chills on every part of your body. This is a track where Michaela, and I'm sorry, I'm just kind of rapid. I got so many things to get to. This is a clip where Michaela, and I'm sorry, I'm just kind of rapid. I got so many things to get to. This is a clip where Michaela doesn't understand how the court system works at all and how you would ever find out

who was guilty of something. So the jury found Luca Magnata guilty on all charges. I wonder why. Actually, like, I was kind of surprised and we'll get into that later. I mean, if it's legit, then go forward. Well, that's, that's what we'll get into. But it's like, how do you believe people

because it's just everybody telling their story? You know what I mean? Yeah. In court, it's everybody telling their own version of a story. Well, and the thing is though, it's like, they were you believe. They were.

In court, everyone's telling their own version of the story so it's like who do you believe like how do you figure this out there's a video of this guy committing the fucking crime that he's being convicted of he shot it and put it up online for everyone to see and bragged about it right and then admitted that he did it yes I don't know how you fucking figure this shit out court I can't I How would you even come to any type of conclusion? This guy say it this thing this guy say it that thing. How would you ever fucking know? Well in this case, it's pretty clear but maybe they're talking generally speaking. I

Don't know. Can we get back to the fact that Susan is stupid. I feel like we haven't talked about that in a while get back to the fact that Susan is stupid. I feel like we haven't talked about that in a while. Mollears. This is them discussing when you're waiting for your trial, unless you're out and out of the how Canada works, but in the US, unless you're able to get out on bail, you're going to be held in jail awaiting your trial. And this is then explaining how that works. What's what happens with all like the Portros words, but like the dead space in the middle time served. You just end up using, you're like you're sitting in prison, but you get time and a half. So like let's say I commit a crime and then I sit in jail for 30 days before my trial.

Yeah. After I get sentenced, I'll have 60 days already served. So if I only get 60 days as a sentence I go home after the trial because I already served my 60 days. It's a time and a half 45 because it's time and then half the time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I was doubling it. Yeah. I was like what? Uh-oh retarded alert retarded alert glass Holy shit Susan that was not difficult math right there. I'm glad that even Michaela who's half fucking paying attention realizes time in a half of 30 days is not 60.

Oh my god. I don't know. I got a couple more clips. What do you want to do? Well I have. Do you have any final thoughts, Jen, that you want to share with us on TrueCrim204? Well I just have one more track you might as well just play it. Oh. Track 2. The box had a foul smell and blood stains. Oh, I wonder what's in there. Body parts?

Exactly. Okay. A severed human foot to be exact. Of course. Uh, does it still have the shoe? But it didn't say. I honestly... I assume not. I don't think so.

Just, you know, awkward joke. Oh, that's all this, that's all this, it's. Aw, we're laughter. And again, Susan takes everything seriously. Does it still have the shoe? And then just keep going, just don't miss a beat. Let's just keep it going. Then she goes, oh, I don't know.

It wasn't written down. I'm gonna have my notes here and I don't have any mention of a shoe. They're just written. So maybe there goes, oh, I don't know. It wasn't written down. I'm gonna have my notes here And I don't have any mention of a shoe. They're just written. So maybe there's a shoe. Maybe there isn't it's hard to tell You can't rip a season. You can't rip with Susan man. She is impossible to have any type of back and forth this Next track I call amazing back and forth prisoner dating site explain it's like a place where like prisoners post and then like

right because they can go on computers. That's a thing. They get access to internet. Depending, like if you if you've committed crimes on the internet, you will knock it out. Well, that's not true. No, of course not. And it's really funny that they go,

prisoners could use the internet unless you've committed crimes on the internet. This guy? Committee crimes on the internet. Luca? Yeah. Upload the video of him dismembering somebody. Mm-hmm.

And then eating that person. Mm-hmm. I would bet any amount of money they met on the internet, too. But thank God I got this ISO. I'm supposed to do it. That is awesome. I'm supposed to do is awesome That might replace uh No shit

Sure Maybe I can uh Spice those two together somehow Well you spliced them in with primus I'm sure you can do that too It wasn't primus, it was less clay pool Jen, whatever Don't just assume

J-Lane and drums with less clay pool I feel like I'm talking to someone who has no idea what we're even talking about here. I'm the Mikayla of the group. You really are. You're the Mikayla of W-A-T-P, you're checked in, you're checked out, you're probably playing with the can over there right now.

I don't even know if you're paying attention. I'm paying attention sort of. All right, well I appreciate that. I'm trying to see if there's anything else that I want to play. Yeah, we might have already played this because this is from your episode that you pulled clips from, episode number 11. I just call this brilliant broadcasting. So that's why this makes it a little bit more interesting, like the anonymous tip part. Like, anonymous tips are always interesting.

Like who did it? But then I wonder, like, you know, I know I always like I know a lot of people like to be like Conspiracy about it. I guess like not in this tip but like maybe this was just someone who found it But like how long did they know about it? May like that. That's why it's the connect the yeah, what? The Canada the Canada the Canada the Canada the Canada day The Kanada da, the Kanada da, the Kanada da, the Kanada da. The Kanada da. Holy shit. I didn't pull that.

This show is terrible. I know a lot of people want to be like conspiracy about it. Oh my god. It's as if talking on the show is an afterthought. The fact that they're putting out a podcast that they're very proud of. You should see their Twitter feed. They tease an episode. It's going to get recorded.

It has been recorded. We're going to put it out. It might come out tomorrow. We're looking to put it out at some point. It's not stuff. They're fucking feed. Did you happen to notice though when you were reading their feed that episode 10, which I didn't listen to?

Recording episode 10 again. Yeah, they talk about that. They had to do it twice. They had to do the show twice. Do you think it got better? I don't know. Does practice make perfect? Because I don't think it does.

No. So, talk to me about the very first episode that you'll listen to. Was there a noticeable difference? Does it seem like an episode 11 and 12 that they're, they have a better back and forth the chemistry is getting better? Was it even more awkward back then? It wasn't much different to be honest. They did segment it with music a little bit more like they have that theme song that I also didn't clip but

Other than that. No, it's pretty much the same. Here's the theme song. This is, I don't know what this is I don't know if someone is shitting into pro tools But this is not music and then there's this really weird awkward pause before they start the show for some reason So who is Luca Magnata? What the fuck are they talking about? What is that music? Well it's mercifully short unlike some people. Holy shit we have the longest show intro in the history of podcasting. I mean, there's a couple of firsts going on with WATP.

The most one-star reviews in the history of podcast. That's something to write home about. If someone could find one with more one-star reviews than we have, I'd be interested to know about it because I am claiming that our claim to fame is we are the most hated show in iTunes. We are up to, do you know how many one-star reviews we have right now? Last time I knew I think you were around 80 something. Very good. We are up to 89. Almost as many one-star reviews we have episodes. This is very exciting. Here are some recent ones that came through. This person says, dumpster juice, one star. I wish I could

rate it zero stars. This is the worst thing I've heard. And then there's some type of crying emoji after that. You made her cry? Yeah. So that's, I mean, I appreciate that, that feedback. That's very helpful. Dumbster juice. And then there's this next one from February 22nd. It just is, hmm, with two stars. I want to like it, but the audio quality is bad, and they both eat on Mike. Woof. But sometimes it's good, two stars. What? You've never eaten Mike.

I've never eaten on Mike. It's one of my least favorite things when I listen to other people's podcasts. So, who knows? Who knows what people are listening to? Maybe I should get this person's real name for $100 and confront them. All right. Here's one that says, these guys should be embarrassed one-star. This is great.

You know those people have nothing positive to contribute to society, so they spend their days bullying others behind a computer screen? That is exactly what these guys do, but they hide behind their microphone. This show is beyond cringeworthy. a computer screen. That is exactly what these guys do, but they hide behind their microphone. This show is beyond cringeworthy. They made a rape joke about a woman with autism. That was so disgusting. Then they had a woman on from another podcast who totally owned them. That might be... So this is a user named Think Kitty Cat Matt. That might be, so this is a user named ThinkKittyCatMat.

That might be my favorite person to ever give us a one-star review. I loved it we got owned by the host of another podcast. Well, they're listening to you multiple times for hating you so much, right? Oh, I mean, I would assume that this is another person from that Facebook group. Because the Facebook group came out and said,

these guys talk about the vanished, which is something that we're not allowed to critique for some reason. And they didn't like jokes that we made. So, you know, we're the worst people in the world. So I'm assuming that that's all this person's heard that and the Dean of Marie interview. Well, I'm just throwing it out there. I also listen to the vanished podcast. I do. You like that show? I do like that show. Yeah. I listen to it every week. Yeah. Well, good.

I'm sure Marissa would be very happy to hear that. Well, I doubt she listens to this, but she can, she can sell you an ADT system. After you're, after scaring you, that you're going to become a missing person. Don't forget to get your ADT system so that, uh, she doesn't scare me into being a missing person. All right. I got one more one-star review to read. This is the worst podcast I've ever heard one-star. Alright, this is a little bit of a longer one, but so worth it.

If you're into crappy as in the worst, production, nonsensical rambling, mean-spirited, and intertacular opinions, bigoted and rapy jeeper-jabbering, and the meandering grants of two extremely basic-slash generic simple-tens then have at it. Woo! That's an amazing sentence, right? You should put that on your website. I'm actually...

I speak of t-shirts. Ha ha ha ha! Yeah! I would put out a fucking t-shirt. W-A-T-P, if you're into crappy ads in the worst production, not exact. Alright, next sentence. I love how the people theymoign have actual careers in podcasting, comedy, and the entertainment world at large. They may want to stop

scorning them and perhaps observe what's made their output palatable and popular. Because I stumbled upon this junk show on a whim, and I'm glad the wretched episode I did listen to was only 26 minutes long I hardly ever leave iTunes reviews and this is the first nasty one I've ever written But this podcast was awful and pointless enough to merit it I figured these guys could use a taste of their own scornful bullshit We sure got a taste of it. That's what you get. Yeah, you got us. They listen to one 26 minute episode What are we talking about there? Which episode do we do those 26 minutes long?

Maybe like episode two with Kevin or something. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what she's talking about Kevin was the nice guy self. It was one of the old episodes I'd hate to have her listen to I'm assuming it's a her because it's really bitch. I know you keep saying that But anyway, I'm assuming it's her I'd hate to have her listen to one of the shows where we're actually mean To other podcasts Kevin didn't really allow that too much, but holy shit. All right, Jen This has been fun. We talked about this podcast that you turned us on to true crime 204 Do we ever figure out why it's called true crime 204? What is that? I'm guessing us their area code, but it beats me.

You didn't look it up? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't either. I didn't think it married in my time to figure that out. I don't know. I'll give them credit if you're trying to get found by search engines. True Crime's a good way to do that. It is.

I think that's the description of all these shows. See, Mousers just call your show what people are describing their shows as. I would also like to just say, there's so many podcasts like this. These are the most likable two of some of them. I, you know. What? You should hear some of these podcasts. They are garbage.

We're scarbages than what we just less have done. These guys at least have a sense of humor. No, no! What just happened? You're not paying attention at all! There's no sense of humor to be at, there's no jokes. When they do have jokes, they're bad jokes that to be explained, the other person doesn't even realize that they have a fucking cause, who's trying to make jokes. This show is the epitome of everything I hate about podcasts.

And why we started doing this show in the first place, because so many fucking garbage shows out there. There's more shows than this. In the true crime genre, are you kidding me? I didn't want to get you all worked up. You didn't. That's not how you go about not getting me worked up. By saying this show is pretty good and it's good to see humor. I can't say another word about it. All right. I can. Well that's fine. We've talked about this show. We've read some recent right. I can. Well, that's fine. We've talked about this show.

We've read some recent reviews. So, you know what that means, Jen? It's time for... The T-Series. The T-Series. The T-Series. The T-Series. The T-Series.

The T-Series. The T-Series. The T-Series. Jen. Yeah. Are you familiar with this part of the show? I am. Okay. Good. Because I don't want part of the show? I am. Okay.

Good. Because I don't want to have to explain it. I'm getting tired of explaining it. I feel like this bit is worn very thin. Yeah. Here's a clip from the show we'll be reviewing next week on WATP. Hey you, Dillon. What's the what?

What? How you doing, Mr. Chair? Hey, Cuzz. What's going on, right? Dillon, do you know what the, what's the what? How you doing, Mr. Chad? Oh, hey, cause what's going on, right? Dylan, do you know what the hell's going on over at corporate headquarters? Merlet answer in his phone. Oh, Chet bro!

Jimmy and his little body's like broken to headquarters and still a bunch of stuff. It was like a little heights like that movie. What movie? Dog day afternoon. Oh no, not that one movie. She's 11. He, the Italian job. height like that movie. What movie? Dog Day afternoon. Oh no, not that one movie. She's 11. He, oh. The Italian job.

I know that time. No, no, no. Oh, I remember. Right, it was splash. Dylan splash was about a mermaid. Right, cause Jimmy's slippery like a mermaid. Dylan, what the hell did Jimmy steal? There's like a TV and some papers, bro.

So boring, right? TV. I got to go. Thanks, cuz. Right. Hey, hey, chat, you should come to my party, right? It's going to be awesome. It's going to be in the basement of the hell of a- TV. I feel like you just maybe listened to the whole entire podcast. Oh, no, no. That was the longest clip. There is much, much more to be enjoyed that we'll be reviewing next week. This is a show called Attention How Mart Shoppers. This podcast is a suggestion from Andrew from Michigan who keeps feeding us winners.

He was the guy who gave us the flat earth conspiracy. That was a good one. Yeah, it was a good one. And this is one that he enjoys. And let me read you the description of this show. Attention Helmart Shoppers is a twice monthly horror slash comedy audio drama. Join the staff of Hello Mart, a big box super store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

Hmm. Okay. It's an interesting premise. Sure, I guess. I'm assuming that it's going to be pretty good for some reason. Maybe that's a weird assumption to have. I look forward to hearing your take on it. Well this is episode 15 that we just listened to.

It's called Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for me and my TV. It's from February 19, 2018. So that's what we're going to be doing. We're going to be taking a hard left on this one. And getting away from these teenage girls who are reading off their notepad and actually getting to something with some production, script writing, acting. I welcome it.

I'm looking forward to this. That's great. It actually takes some work to do this podcast. That's good. Sounds like they got some good Foley work too. They have, oh yeah, do you hear, that's why I left that all that time. And then I was here the footsteps.

Do you heard that person walking like in real time? Yeah, like as if they had a walk three blocks And we had to listen to every fucking step they took to get three blocks out there We would be I'm trying to tracking this at home. How far did this guy walk? Oh? Sounds like he's a block and a half. Oh, no, we're getting close to the end. Yeah, anyway We're looking forward to that. That should be a lot of fun. I would imagine right One would hope. One would hope. One would hope.

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