Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep99 - History Dweebs

Episode Date: March 25, 2018

History Dweebs reached out to us and asked us to review their show. They are also big supporters of WATP and freedom of speech so, while it was tough to sh*t on them, we somehow found a way. Andy, the GOAT, joins the show and brings a "bit." We also read a bunch of negative iTunes review. Most importantly, we tease episode number 100.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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WHOHTP! WHOHTP! WHOHTP! Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that still practices the ancient art of laughing at jerks I'm your host Kara with me as always is Andy what up big slappers what is up the goat in the house I'd like to remind our listeners you can visit us at who are these calm our face with page or on Twitter Who are these pod email the show w at p show at gmail.com?

We're always looking for podcast suggestions Also if you find the show the slightest bit entertaining, don't forget to give us a positive five star review on iTunes. We've gotten a bunch more negative reviews. Good. We're up to 189 one star reviews. One more notch on the bedpost. We're collecting 189 one star reviews. I knew it hit one eight one the most of any podcasts on the web and I do have some new Negative reviews that I will be reading because it's getting fun again. Oh Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called history dweebs

This is a suggestion from the host Tim Andy and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand Without further ado, let's get into it. History Dweeves is a show with three co-hosts. I think Tim is kind of the leader, and then he has Brandy and Chuck on there. Yeah, I mean, I didn't identify them as that. I identified them as Foghorn Leghorn.

Okay. That the family guy Southern queer queer, whatever that is, sounds like that guy and Tamum from the hardster and Wekpack. It might have been those three people. That's very possible. We listen to a show from a while back that's about Jeffrey Dahmer. The point of this show is that they talk about real things that happen, they go through the whole story

and they make jokes about it. Yeah, I had a hard time finding this because the list is all out of order. So I'm like scrolling and scrolling, trying to figure out which one I was supposed to do. I texted you. I was like, is this right? Because I've had, I always have trouble figuring out

what the hell I'm supposed to be doing. But I- These internet is hard for you, I'm just- be doing. But these are not as hard for you. I know. Is this the one? Now Tim suggested we do this episode? No, he did. What he said was we are a comedy podcast that covers true crime and

on stories from history. We get 65,000 downloads per month. We welcome you guys to review our podcast if you are interested. So you pick this. Keep up the good work. All right. Here's why I picked this one. I know it was a long show.

I'm angry, yeah, I'm mad at you for taking this. You should be. I started listening to a newer episode, and I couldn't figure out anything interesting to talk about, it was so boring. It has nothing to do with history. So I had to go back. Wow, yeah, that's a lot of thing.

So I had to go back, and I found the show, you know, iTunes shows you how popular each episode is, with a little scale that they have. Okay. I found the one that was the most popular. So I thought, all right, let's try to judge the show, not based on the random most recent episode. It's find the one that's popular.

And let me just start out by playing the clip that I think sums up the show. Remember, subject of the show is Jeffrey Dahmer. All right. This zebra just got a huge Woody and un-sheet that thing right there. And the black is the tiles on your car, Tim. Really? I thought they'd be striped like the zebra is. No, they're just solid black. I was like, well, I think the zebra likes you and she's like, get out of here. And I think that's where Jennifer Jennifer was talking sweetly to the monkey.

Oh, to the girl. No, she watched the monkey. Always a monkey, okay. Yeah. So they're talking about Zebracock and a monkey masterbating. I learned so much about history. Yeah, exactly. This show is all non-secretors all the time, with one person trying to read a wiki pd update.

Yeah, right. They pd up it. Yeah, right? They take turns reading it. Yes. It's great. Correct. So Tim starts off and he's kind of driving the narrative and then it switches over to Brandy. Brandy's a fun one.

I played a little bit of this clip when we teased the show, but this is the introduction of Brandy. Oh, I clipped this too, yeah. Okay. I'm doing okay. I'm doing okay. I had one of my girlfriends gave me a lovely compliment. So I'm very happy about that. It made my day.

What's your name? Her name is Stephanie. And then she listen to the podcast. She does it. Oh. What I love about that is she introduces her on this podcast and says, how you doing? I'm doing good.

Yeah. Just got a cap on me from my friend. Oh, she's, she enjoys the show. Oh, no, how you doing? I'm doing good. Just got a compliment from my friend. Oh, she's, she enjoys the show? Oh, no, no, she has no, nothing about the show. She has a compliment on me. Then why did you bring it up? Why, who cares? The thing that she got complimented on was her voice. Her voice is a trocius.

She sounds like she smokes five facts a day. She sounds like she's, yeah, I don't, I don't know why you'd want to listen to her on a show and to be honest with you I couldn't even tell it was a her most the time when she was joining in. It was very difficult to distinguish between her and Tim's voice. But she sounds like a frog like croaking. Right. Play my clip one. It is a little bit more of a death of I'm joined as always by the very lovely and talented, the legendary. The Queen of Mean, the pill popping, penis loving, Satan's dirty little secret, the legendary brandy. How are you brandy?

Well Tim, I'm okay. Mr. Miyagi and the hell are some flies over here. I'm being attacked by gnats. We have gnats. We're in my office and we have gnats because one of my employees has a plant. And my wife is really that damn plant. Well, you know. It's like an over-seller.

Oh, she's legendary. And the key to me is Lisa Lampanelli. I was like, all right. Lisa Lampanelli is on this show. No, it's just like. There's only someone who has that moniker. You can't just make that up. I was so disappointed when I found out it was just somebody fighting a plant in the

corner. Yeah. Well, the best part is, as he says, I'm in my office right now. They're in a cave. There's no way they're in an office where they are. The sound quality of this show is atrocious. It's the worst part. It's the worst part.

Yeah. And it's very surprising to me that a show this popular, and I suppose it's popular, would sound this, this horrid. And a grand, and it's an older show, but it's from 2016. I mean, podcasts were around for a while in 2016. People were figuring it out at that point. Yeah.

But I mean, the kernel is podcast gold for this show. Yes. You could clip gold for this show. Yes. You could clip anything from this pod. This guy says, Can I play the introduction of this guy? Everything this guy said, just add, I say, I say, I'll say, I'll say, and then whatever the clip is. Let me just introduce Chuck.

All right, this is the introduction. The most dangerous man in podcasting today the very honorable Reverend Colonel Charles Bowrigard Hawk Waters the third affectionately known as a southern German. How are you today Colonel? I'm wonderful to me It's a little over the top. They don't live up to the hype. I will say either Chuck Dorr Brandy, but this is the part of the podcast. They could tell you make it, girl. So this show was, what, two hours and 20 minutes long?

Did you listen to the whole thing? I did the first time. You did. And then the second time, like when I was pulling clips, I couldn't bring myself to listen to the whole thing. I made it an hour and a half through. You did? Yeah.

And then I fast forward into it. But when I was listening to the first time, I made some mental notes of like three key things that I wanted to grab. And then when I was pulling the clips, I just skipped around and... Smart, oh, smart move. It was endless. Here is them finally getting into the story of Jeffrey Donner.

Okay, let's get into the story because we promised people we would get into the story quicker. And they don't. That is at the seven minute and 15 second mark. Okay, let's get into the story. And they don't even have a four minute long intro like we do. Like there's no song or anything.

Like what are you guys doing that you have to fuck around for seven minutes? You know how the South is. Just hurry. The whole thing is at a slower pace. For some reason, I don't know why, but just the talking, the pace of the show. And that's why I'm so mad at you for picking this because I looked at other episodes out here.

They were all like a half the length of this for a watch. I was like, why are we doing this to ourselves? That's why I was gonna like yell at Tim for making us listen to this, but now I'm mad at you. You should be. So what I like about these guys, let's talk about that. There are some positives. Yeah, there are some positives.

I like that it's not politically correct at all. No, it's over the top ridiculous thank goodness. Yeah. I have a feeling that their Facebook group will not be trying to shut us down because these people have a good such a humor which thank God. Let's talk about like, oh God, right at the top.

Like when I was like, I don't know what I'm gonna clip and then within the first 15 minutes, I was like, I gotta clip this, I gotta clip this. Yeah, I know. I was trying to hold myself back because I was like, wow, I got two hours of shit to clip. I can pick my spots What do you guys want? Let's hear a little sample.

Okay. They have a lot of obvious jokes. Definitely. And it's the kernel for the most part. And I hate to bring this up because I actually found the guy amusing and charming in some way. Oh, sure. There were some things that he was talking about

that I'm like, that's entertaining. When I'm saying like, he's gold, he is gold. He's gold. Yeah. He's gold, but then he also says shit to you just like Really like like this example talking about Jeffrey Dahmer as a baby anyway Six years after he was born and yeah, you know what I never got about this so they shouldn't know because When they breastfed Jeffrey He bit the nipple off clean off clean off the woman's chest. Get it because he was a catapult so he would bite the nipple off when he was breastfed. You know

this reminds me of this reminds me of a sponsor that we used to have on the show Mo hanging fruit. Need a joke fast go for the most obvious punchline with low hanging fruit. I don't know if you remember that sponsor when you say I'm on the show low hanging fruit. Yeah. But then after he says as a baby and being breastfed two weeks old bit the nipple off and of course Brandy has to tag that. We can't just let that terrible joke slide. It's got a tag. Just too much of it. It was so, it was so nice. And then she was a unit nip. That's a worse than a unit nip. Yeah. Nothing worse than a unit nip.

That's. Get it? No, I don't. Yeah, I don't need that. That's fucking dumb. It's all low hanging fruit. My track clip 6 is just tag after tag. Oh, yeah, I could tell just by the name of this.

You can hear his moaning was lying on him. Yeah, like Richie, like Richie, yeah. What if he's easy like Sunday morning? Well, he liked his people over easy. He likes Sunday morning. He's once, twice, three times a camera. Anyway, Jeffrey Lyle night long. Okay, Jeffrey Lyle.

He had brains up on the ceiling. Okay, Jeremy Lyle. He brain up on the ceiling. Oh, what a feeling. Oh, what a feeling. Boo! I'm gonna be clubbing my giant shoehorn and make this bitch work. I have another example of doing that exact same thing. Just because they mention that he goes and joins the Navy,

it just turns into a fucking village people fast like oh, I can rip out this and So his father forced him to enlist in the Navy Donald was sent to Seventh-seize and you know if you ain't got no place to stay when you get out of Navy. No way you can go the YMCA That's right. It's fun to stay in the widens. You get yourself clean. You can have a good meal. Yeah. Get laid.

So you can do whatever you feel. Yeah. You can do whatever you feel, then. You people are idiots. I don't understand who this is for. You're just saying the lyrics to a song. Right. Not even in the Navy now.

Now we just jumped to a different song by this terrible fucking group. And you're just talking about the lyrics to the song That's a cavity. Yeah, I like the my favorite part is where he's like, you know where you can go It's just like yeah the way it's yeah, we all know where you're gonna go because it's the most obvious thing You can possibly send it was just like Yeah, oh god get that drop ready. We're gonna use it This is a clip from their show that I called nonsense Oh god get that drop ready we're gonna use it. Oh

This is a clip from their show that I call nonsense I mean they're cracking themselves up but that's just fucking noisy bullshit. Yeah, I don't even know what they possibly be talking about during that whole and I'm listening to I know the context of it. You have no idea what they're talking about during that part of the show. Something about Jeffrey Dahmer. Can we talk about Brandy? It's okay. Because as we mentioned, Brandy takes the

reins and starts reading through the fucking boring wiki page on Jeffrey Dahmer. And I just have a clip here that's called Brandy Sucks at Broadcasting. Yeah. Then he made it all over the place here. All right. 2019 is here. So I gave away the end of this story because now I'm going to get into the, now I'm going to get into the need of it, right? You want to stoop it. And then this is, this broad sucks at broadcasting part two. He strangled him, then stripped the body and had, and the head sex with it. But I can't want to say narcoleptic sex and that is not it.

Oh, I'm asleep in the middle of it. You know what, I just had a big latch back off. Necrophilic. Whatever. You couldn't become me both. Epic sale. You know, it should say I had a big one. Yeah, that was the best part of that. She's like, listen, I don't know how to talk, but I had a big one. I never heard anybody use that. I think it's excused for sucking.

How could I possibly know what that word is? I ate a pizza. Come on. Give me a fucking break over here. Yeah, that's fucking dumb. I also want to talk more about obvious jokes. And this is another great example of that. If I haven't been compensated for this, I'm going to have to talk about the rest of the jokes

that I've been talking about. I also want to talk more about obvious jokes, and this is another great example of that. If I hadn't been capacity to give myself a blowjob, I would never leave the house to me. Mo hanging fruit. This fucking, they talk about people fileting themselves. It goes on. It just keeps coming back.

It's just the theme of the fucking show. They just go on and on and on and on. My eight and nine are both about that. Okay. I mean, you got that going for you. There's only a few, you know, small percentage of us men who can give ourselves blow jobs. You got to be damn flexible and well-hung.

Yeah. Yeah. What? Not all of us can do. I understood. I understood. I understood. I understand. Right?

And sometimes you get so close, you know what? You roll it on your back, with your legs on your hand, and you get that fucking close. Oh my God. Oh. Yeah, I just got douche chills. It's so it's so it's like your mom's like 50 year old friend that thinks that the straw is the funniest thing ever. Oh, we're gonna put it in my mouth. Yeah, we got to talk about how how funny sex is. Yeah, do I be to play your track? No, I'm just like disgusting. I don't even want to hear it. All right, can I map it like four more times and it's it's it's it's it's it

could keep coming back to a creepy every time. But then there is one part and and maybe this will be lost in translation. But I kind of thought this was funny. They're talking about Jeffrey Dahmer brings this guy back to his place and they perform oral sex. And then the one person thinks, well, maybe they just had oral sex with themselves next to each other because this is the theme of the show is self-fulation. So is that a word self-fulation? I don't think so. I don't think so. You know what you mean. So I thought this was kind of funny.

Afterwards, that would be quite defeat to see two people given all sex to themselves We think an Olympic sport No, no soleo whatever Here's my quick, you can just soothe that Secretize blowjob, no I know that was what, it'd be like the Cirque du Soleil or whatever Secretize blowjob, it's like, alright, I can get behind that, that's kind of funny I would watch that event.

I suppose. New God, I'm gonna throw up. All right, well, let me go back to ripping on Chuck. This is Chuck again, just with one of the most overly discussed things acting like he came out of this, I don't know, he came up with this out of nowhere. But you wanna talk about how men have all the power in the world. Yeah, you got all the boobs, all the vagina.

I really feel like it do have all of the boobs. I'm not really sure where we got all the power. Isn't that like a Chris Rock bit? Who's the comedian who has that bit? Like women have all of the vagina. I'm okay, really? We're doing that again. Well, you rip off a lot of things and I think it was Three minutes in before as a southern guy said something borderline racist. Okay, so

Three my three and four are that let's start with three I'm gonna upset that people That I've lost two people because they found out that I was not an overly black man. Yeah, your listeners are disappointed. I did get the sense with the way he spoke that he could be an elderly black man. I understood that for some reason. I'm disappointed that he's not. But that should be a better show if he was.

But I can tell by what you've labeled this next one that then he rips off Steve Martin. Yeah. And to a racist degree. I'm like, okay, here we go. But you know in reality, Tim, I was born a poor black child. Yeah, I know.

For all intents and purposes, I may as well a bit. Yeah. Because I was, Well, you've had the only blonde hair child well a bit because I was you've had I was the only blonde headchild in my neighborhood when I was growing That is insane It's insane! You're a white blonde guy. That's the opposite of black. That's the joke. I think that's the joke. Oh my god. That was the joke, which is why it was the joke and the jerk

which came out in like 1978. We've all heard that joke already, Colonel. We got it. Speaking of jokes that you've heard already, here's the Colonel out of the game. It's hard to rap Hershey bars when you're out all night, well, making corpses. Sure, he was packing fudge. Oh, hanging fruit. It's like Jesus Christ. We fucking get it.

I love this one. No clip seven is another long rambling story and just pay attention to Brandy's reaction at the end is the best part. Okay. I'm being quiet because I'm reading my book, on my iPad, and my dad's got two levels. Okay, and I'm up on the upper level There's four steps and I'll be damned right who don't start right up on my deck

I think you can realize I'm there Stops makes eye contact with me. Mm-hmm. We freeze. You know, it's like a gunfighter thing And uh, I'm like, are we gonna do this? But my problem is I ain't got a gun on it. Please go on. Yeah, I've had it. I have my iPad. I could have killed it with my iPad.

But, uh, but he turned tail, ran. I didn't go. Otherwise, I'd have a hat for you today to me. Yeah, I would have loved that. That was a fascinating story. Exactly. That's fascinating. Please go on. Yeah, he does go off on this fucking story about a raccoon for a while. And that was early on in the show when we're still not even established a storyline. I don't know why I'm listening to this. Yeah. And he's

going to speak into animals. Like what? All right. Yeah. Oh, the zebra digs. Wow, the zebra digs story is a classic. Raccoon, zebra. The guy's fucking known for a zebra dick story, so you gotta admit that. Yes. Let's continue on this theme. I call this one rehashed bits. This is, you've never heard this angle before.

This is them talking about what should happen after sex. Uh, it's a little bit rude. That right after sex, the woman has to leave your, uh, I'm not saying that. There should be no talk in rule. Yeah. There should be at least a 10 minute no talk.

I'm off for that because you people are nasty to sleep with. I want to go back to my own place and go to sleep alone. Hey, you know what, guys? This right here, this rambling, boring conversation containing already made before observations, this could be a podcast. Oh, really? You don't want to talk after sex. You don't want to cuddle.

Really? The southern way of telling the, you don't pay him to fuck you. You pay him to leave. Yeah. That's suck. Yeah. There's a long way around to everything on this pod. This is Brandy who is typically in on the joke with this show,

not really getting the joke here. I call this one, oh Brandy. And I'd be killed a possum. You know, every time you're talking about killing animals, we lose like a quarter of our audience. You know, when possums start to take over your territory, did you really kill him or was they just playing possum? I don't know.

They just played dead. I thought that was kind of a funny quip. Did you really kill him or was it just playing Pawsome? She goes, oh, you know, they just played dead. Yeah, that was the joke. That was a fucking joke, you dumb dumb. Holy shit, that is my drop in. In the very beginning of the show,

I got to remember there was seven minutes plus before they get into the content because they have to talk about shit that no one knows about. He starts talking about some random comment on Facebook. And I wanna apologize first to Em because I made a comment not directed at Em on my Facebook page about something and I didn't realize that M was affected by this particular

thing. So, M, I apologize if I didn't mean to really feel like. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Why are we talking about that on your show? Fucking call that person or text that and tell them, sorry, why do I have to hear it? What is the wrong with fucking people? Then they just have this insider shit that they start talking about. This show felt to me like I dropped in

on strangers having a conversation about other strangers I don't know. Yeah. It was hard for me to get into a big talk. Oh my God. Because they were just talking to each other like they're all buds and they're like, yeah, what about this person on Facebook

who did this thing? And you're like, what? Yeah, you didn't make it to the end of the show. A lot of that goes on at the very end. Wow. I do have a clip on here that I call wrapping up. So this is after they get down to the Jeffrey Dahmer story. By the way, hilarious, they call them J-Dom.

Oh, right. That's a reoccurring bit. They're like, we call them J- J. Don Get it? No. No. So at the very end of the show they decide to wrap up. This clip I want to play for you is at the one hour and 53 minute mark. The show goes out for 20 more minutes. Yes. 20 more minutes. We think about your fun thoughts on Jeffrey Don. It's a sick fucker. I remember all this shit. Yeah. I know it's probably overdone in terms of the podcast world, but we just thought we'd do it because it's a popular subject and because it's as it really been done until we do it. Oh, no, really. There you go. Colonel, tell us now we're now we're going to our listener.

Now we're going to our listener, listen to news, listen to news, some shout outs. We got some shout outs. Yes, I have my clip 11. Yes. I've made this very clear on Planet Maynard that I hate the shout out part. It's the worst. It's for one person. It's for one person and they proceed to do it the worst way possible. You know who's never done a shout out? Howard Stern

Opian Anthony right if you have a real show with a large audience Yeah, you don't feel a need to make one person feel good about themselves. It's fucking stupid Just see the audience as a whole by the way our buddy Marcus in the UK. Thanks for the Buddy Marcus in the UK. Thanks for the donation. Thank you. I'm Tommy Boomerchein. How you doing? Tommy's cool, guy.

Carla, the shoe lady. How you doing? You're crazy, cat. Worma and Darren. She puts this in her shoes. Yeah. Yeah. She does post a lot of pictures.

It keeps me to tell her there's probably people with foot fetishes that will be, you know, yeah. Yeah, there's people with boot fetishes, they ain't nobody posting that, but anyway, Jamie, how you doing? Mike and Sydney, Michael Burns on Sydney. Now just know how those pups are doing, would you? What is going on here? That's like the last 15 minutes of the show.

Why would anybody listen to that? Why are they recording that? So are these people giving you their Patreon? Or are they just friends on Facebook? I think it's just Facebook. They're just Facebook. This part of their Facebook group. Maybe it's Patreon, who knows?

People do weird shit for Patreon money. Oh boy, they sure do. I don't listen to the show because I want to learn about Jeffrey Dahmer. If I wanted to learn more about Jeffrey Dahmer, I would just read the internet. Right, if you were looking for history, and this is called history deweeds, and you wanted to learn something. Yes. It's all about serial killers.

So I don't, I don't listen to the show to learn about Jeffrey Dahmer. I listen to the show for the dynamite analysis And soon Jeffrey was performing oral sex on his corpse Point he's performing a lot of the oral sex He's doing a lot of it and on a corpse, but you know what's the point What's the point what's the point with this psycho sucking this dead guy's dick? What was he thinking in that fucking episode? I want to dummy Yeah, you think maybe he's fucking a little bit off-kilter really oh

Shit die to my dynamite stuff guys great job. I'm a sane person. I don't get it. Yeah, no shit You don't you know what a suck off a dead guy. Hope not go figure Jesus Man, and my favorite part was clip 10. Okay, that's your that How do you think you're gonna die? How do I know how am I gonna die? Yeah, I got I always got this picture in my head of me getting and Yeah, I got I always got this picture my head of me getting in Pretty good to kill ready to get my car Mm-hmm, and a car pulls up next to me and there's a couple shotgun blasts and they find a kernel land

So you know like godfather style you think you're gonna get murdered. I think I'm like okay I think that's a good bet. How about you? Anything of the old age I think I want to get a heart attack. Yeah, I Hope this all works out for you guys the way you wanted to. I like the brandy. That would have fucking cop out. How you gonna die old age?

That's never been on a death certificate in the history of the world. You died from old age. Yeah. There's a specific thing. You don't have like a certain number that you get to. And they're like, well, sorry. You've passed the expiration date. Moving on.

They're batteries just ran out. Batteries just ran out. Well, ticker just stopped. I do like that they have a good sense of humor and they're not politically correct at all. They start talking about J. Dom picking up a death death mute and this whole scenario just throws them into a fucking tizzy. On May 24th, 1991 Jeff Met Tony Hughes, we're at the look to 19.

Hughes was a death mute. Jesus Christ. So fucking Matt, Helen Keller. This is so sad. That means that. He's more. Alright, so if there's a Facebook group out there who gets offended by things easily, I don't know if there is one or not But if you're like a Facebook group and you're into a podcast and you find things to be offensive This might be a show you want to go after

Wait that me. I mean, I don't even know if it exists, but it's possible if that does exist You might want to listen to history, do you? These people are laughing about a deaf mute who who was murdered and eaten by Jeffrey Dobbert. Seems pretty serious to me. I'm so effected. I don't know. It seems like a pretty fucking serious topic. Hey, anyone else you got here, buddy?

Well, I just got the impression that Tim did not know. Like when he emailed you and said, please review our show. I think he's fishing for genuine reviews. He does not, this is just like other podcasts. Wait, this is not a genuine review. We're gonna turn out the fourth wall. Other people are like, I thought they were gonna tell me about what good podcasts I wanted to do.

It just did a shit on everything. You know shit. This is another host that's like, I want somebody to review our show and give some genuine feedback and Clip 5 Was like a giveaway for this But we love everyone if you don't hate me love you if you don't donate we love you Yeah, I got a feeling that when you hear this episode of your

Our review your podcast you're not going to love everyone. You know, I actually have the exact opposite feeling. Tim has our back. He's seen what was been going on with us recently with the haters. And I think they will genuinely enjoy our review of their show. And I had to tell you that the show that reviewed with your brother last week Yeah, I got an email from that host immediately following us uploading that is that right and I felt bad because he's like You guys reaffirmed that I should quit the show Well, he was kind of funny. He just wanted us to stick a fork in it.

Yeah, and Don and Don. I got to tell you that there are some, well, if Kim knows that this is what's going to happen, I think he's a good spot. I apologize for the whole podcast that came before this. I think these are good eggs. They have a couple of ISOs that I pulled from the show that are perfect for describing both their

show and ours like this. Wasn't funny. I think that one will stick around on the board for a while. And then there's this one that definitely will stick around for a while. Oh, the show is gonna get such bad reviews. That's right, Colonel. Oh, the show is gonna get such bad reviews. And then there was one thing that I, when I'm listening to this show, and Andy, I don't know how you are, when you're listening to it in order to find clips, you're supposed to be focused in on what they're talking about,

and thinking about, what am I gonna say about this clip? Why would I clip it? Should I clip it? And I was just dozing off. I was just fucking my mind's wandering. Yeah. I was like fantasizing about being at work like oh should I could be in a meeting right now. That'd be amazing compared to fucking listening to this. And then she said this and it just fucking jumped

out of me. I was like we're like the record fucking scrup. Yeah. God damn how much longer is this? So guys how much longer is this? Everyone is saying, how much fucking longer is this? And I looked at my fucking, my editing software and I was like, an hour, it's another fucking hour. Jesus Christ, I'm only one man. What can I do? I'm just one man.

I have another clip on here that I call hilarious banter. This is them talking about how how with one of the victims, Jeffrey Dahmer decides to keep the skeleton. And I sweeten this a little bit to show you where I thought maybe their banter wasn't all that spot on. All right. So Jeffrey takes all the flesh off the bones and decides to keep the entire skeleton. Well, good. See, they go ahead. That's, you know, coming into the anolawee. Well, and you need, yeah, it's a good point. And you don't have to drag your shit out to the curb. You lose. Well, and you know, what you,

if you do, though, you shit out on the curb. It's a lot easier if it's just a skeleton. Nope. Sorry. What's a lot lighter? Yeah. Yeah. You got that libeling kid. And you shit. You're dragging. No, but you tend to quit talking. Yeah, this show is a lot of that. Like they'll say something outrageous that this person did and then they'll just start acting like that's normal and that's the joke. Oh, you got this, he'll tell you, we can pull it out on Halloween, could ya?

Well, is that the joke? Oh, be easy to get rid of. It'll be lightweight, you can bring break up to the curb. Really? Yeah. Is that why that's that's a good thing? Take the science class and teach people about an enemy. Oh, no, we're doing it. Fuck! They got us again. These fucking shitty podcasts. They get us every time. Any, I'm all out of cliffs, man. I mean, I have one. Oh, no, I have one more. Oh, go on. Go ahead. What do you got?? This was my no shit sure lot clip It's clip 12, okay?

Brande is a cosmon professional. She's always prepared. God damn right. I am look here When the colonel gonna get the respect due to him? Well, you know what? I'm good. She always has her Her script printed out. I don't have to print it out and bring it to her And you know what else you don't have to do track me all over the fucking That's a sign right she's here what time she's supposed to be here. I'm in my trail You don't have to be called

Wow, you live in a trailer? Never would have guessed it. Yeah, that was the most obvious. I didn't have to be told to know that. All right, I got a clip here. I want to ask you, do you remember this part of the show? You said you listened all the way through the one time. Do you remember this?

Oh, you're going to cut that up. I'm going to try some. Man, there's going to be on the floor here soon. She's not laying out the yard. He said, man, it's gonna be here on the floor in a minute. I said, was it all she's not laying in for a yard? Do you remember that part of the show, Andy? No.

You remember that time when I was talking? That's from crime and cocktails. Oh, God. Which was at other show we listened to with the redneck sitting around a fucking shitty microphone and talking for hours at end about nothing. Oh, God. This is what this show reminded me of.

Sister podcast. It's the sister podcast to crime and cocktails, or I forget what the name of that show was, cocktails and crime or some fucking nonsense like that. Centurus or something. Uh, Andy, what else you got? Mm, that's it really. I mean, there's some that are better left on played.

A better left on played. You were talking about the fact that it's called history dewebes, but it's not really about history. They go back and talk about mostly serial killers. Like, silly true crime. And, like, leaning. And stuff like that if that's history. The thing that I was concerned about or confused about, I should say, is the word dweeb. Because you think history dweeb, you think someone who's nerdy, who's like really into it and knows it really well.

Yeah. That was my sense of it. So I just can't be the meaning of the word dweeb. I had to look it up. The meaning of the word dweeb, do we have to look it up. The meaning of the word do we've, and this is according to the internet. So I'm sure it's correct. Is a boring, studious, or socially-enoughed person.

I would say two out of three. I don't think studious fits into that category at all. They can't even read off the paper they printed out from Wikipedia. Definitely boring. Socially-enoughed? Yeah, I think two Wikipedia. Definitely boring. Socially enough. Yeah, I think two out of the three. So, okay.

At first I was like history, it doesn't even make sense. But they're like, oh, okay. No, no. It's actually two out of three in Wikipedia does the rest. This actually makes a lot of sense. Andy, is there anything else that you wanna play? I know that you...

Nothing related to this show. Oh well then let's let's move on I'm on to something else. That's was so 99 and the fucking sky is the limit. Can you believe it? What else are we gonna talk about whenever you are? I don't care. I don't know how you made it this far. Oh my god I had a conversation with my wife the other day. She's like how are you gonna keep doing this for? Oh my God, I had a conversation with my wife the other day. She's like, how long are you gonna keep doing this for? That's a good point. So you just put in for punishment at this point, right?

How much do you want to do? How many of you want to do this? You have to be involved with it before you stop doing your shitty podcast that makes you nobody. I don't know if you. Well, I thought that it might be fun to do sort of, like a suggestion instead of like always shitting all over everything.

Yeah. We're not understanding this at all. Yeah. But I kind of stumbled onto this. My wife pointed out she's a fan of a popular podcast called Pots of America. Yes. And Pots of America has a lot of fans.

And when you listen to it, they talk really, really fast. So this, the first clip, the shorter clip, is a sample of that. Yeah. The presenting sponsor of Plaza of America is Blue Apron. Blue Apron. They now offer 30 minute meals, which are meals every week to take 30 minutes or less to cook. I was confused by that. Okay.

So these guys talk really quick and they're very succinct and It's almost like 1980s rap kind of you know to go on and you take a lot of them you repeat the last word of the why that I said I'm a king of rock Hi, oh hi, oh hi, oh yeah, but we just buy accident. You know how when you You're listen to a shitty podcast and you want to get through it. You'll play it one and a half. Oh, yeah Oh, so for sure, oh, you just covered that when you want to get through it. You'll play it one and a half Oh, yeah, oh for sure Oh, you just covered that when you listen to pods. They have America at half speed It's pretty delightful really this is just something that I want to throw into people's world

You when you're listening to pods. They have America. Maybe listen to the ads at half speed So you actually want to enjoy it and and save it a little bit You'll you treat it like a good scotch. It sounds like they got drunk and stoned and they're doing their podcast that's pretty delightful. The presenting sponsor of Plaza of America is Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-Bran Blu-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-Bran Blu-Bran Blu-A-Bran Blu-Bran Blu-Bran Blu-B They now offer 30 minute meals, but your meals every week would take 30 minutes or less to cook. I was confused by that. Design with your busy schedule and mind made with the same flavor and farm fresh ingredients.

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I just wanted to bring a little something different to the pod for change. Well done, Andy. I want to talk about our recent ones to reviews that have come in. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So apparently, and this is unbeknownst to me, people tend to send me information about what's going on. I'm not really following this stuff, but if someone sends me information, I'll read about it. Keep that here off.

Oh, tell me about it. So apparently this whole thing where people don't like our podcast because of a certain show that we reviewed once is just continuing on and on and on. I thought we were past this, but no. So this is a review from March 22nd. It says two immature dudes one star and it reads two immature dudes passing judgment and making one of people's hard work and pawning it off as comedy. Ironically, it's very childish and yet the podcaster himself revived some backlash received, probably those will be received. And yet the podcaster himself received some backlash for his poor

taste in humor and was surprised he was dealing with kids. Law. Now that was funny. If you like to waste your time in life, then this is the podcast for you. They literally have no value They bring nothing to the table but negativity Thank you very much Yeah, well we've been very vocal about that recently that we're not doing anything of value here. Yeah, no shit I like this one sad one star the podcast just slams other podcasts. How funny is that? Now that's not that's not freezes as a question, but that's how I read it. It's just how funny is that?

There's just a statement Pretty funny. I don't know. I'm slapping other podcasts so far so good. There are listeners to this show that Think it is. Yeah, there's like there's So the next one is a one-star review. Again, March 22nd, these all came in on the same day. I wonder why. Yeah. Sad, one star. Oh, no.

That's when I just ran. Oh, sorry. This one says no, one star. No. A podcast making fun of other people and the work they do. Oh, yeah. And bashing families of people that are missing or victims of violence

That's every episode that's all review What I love about that is you know, they first start with we're making fun of people in the work They do right what yeah, we do that. Yeah, who cares? Your work is so fucking important your podcast. How was skin over yourself? But the best is that oh, yeah and bashing families of people who are missing It's if she almost forgot to type that. I'm assuming it's a she. For almost forgot to type that. And it was like, oh yeah, there's

there's only thing I was gonna bash it for too. To find that they're the fucking worst people on earth. They're making fun of victims of violence. Yeah, we know, we get it. We got these subject lines. Sad, no. Oh, right in the middle. Man, this one is really, really one star.

I suppose there are people who think it is funny to denigrate the work of others and the heartfelt tragedy of the person's telling their story. But no one that I know, I cannot believe anyone would even sponsor this ridiculous show off my list. All right, two fucking hilarious things about this one. All right. So again, these are people who have heard clips of our show that someone else is putting out there. They've never listened to our show. They've heard something out of context. It was never on your list.

It was never on your list. You're not, you're not a subscriber that I lost. I'm not worried about you. The show is not for you. The show is not for you. If you listen to the clips of the show, they're out of context and you don't think that it's a comedy show, you're a fucking moron. You're an idiot, you have no idea what you're talking about. But the other thing that I think is hilarious is, I cannot believe anyone would even sponsor the show. You're right, nobody sponsors the show.

There are no sponsors. I can't stress that enough. We're not asking for money. We're not asking for money. I've never given a PayPal, I've never given for money. I've never given a paypal. I've never given a Patreon. I've never done a fucking real library. That doesn't fake ones.

Low-hanging fruit. You sponsor us. Jesus, fucking Christy. He's goddamn people. I don't know what they think they're gonna... They're gonna take away from us. We have nothing. Yeah.

We have nothing. We're human subreddit. We're human subreddit. We're human subreddit. It's a subreddit. I'm a little person with a cone of blue hair coming off the top of my head. So turn me into an internet troll. All right, this next one is Morons, one star.

Yeah, these subreddiglies are good. They're getting better. It appears they have a worse rating than the podcast they make fun of. A bunch of idiots. Oh, it appears because somebody's driving one star reviews. That's the fucking. That is a great one.

They have a worse rating than the podcast they make fun of. We have a worse rating than every podcast. What have you been to once we make fun of? Why even compare us to that small group of podcasts? We have a worse rating than every single other podcast to ever exist. You can't even take these star ratings seriously anymore. There's so many horrible podcasts that have four and a half stars. Yes. They're fucking you. They have six reviews. They're four and a half stars and it's all from their sister, their stepmom, their brother-in-law. Yeah, that's whose

What's there talking about? I just love that there's a sentence out here. It's not punctuated by a stream. It's a sentence bunch of idiots Yeah, I'm gonna start ending most things I write with bunch of idiots Like that just sums up everything. It's perfect. Low class and not funny, one star. By the way, all of these I'm reading are from March 22. There was one specific, I can't believe all of these people stupled upon by show on the same day.

It must have been when a certain episode aired that told them to go do it. I wonder, I wonder what happened. Low class and not funny. Just a couple of jerks trying to be podcast famous. Don't waste your time on these mean girls trying to be podcast famous. Is that a thing? Holy shit. These fucking people, it would be hard to not get the joke anymore that these people don't get the fucking joke. All right. All right. Here's a here's a long one. So bear with me. I'm not a good reader. Just

because you can't doesn't mean you should one star. This is from Jack's complete Lacko surprise. Is the name of this person? Yeah, it's a fight club thing. Okay. Law enforcement really gets involved in missing adult cases. So the pod podcaster who's shown up be named created the podcast that's shown up be named to get the stories of the unrepresented out into the open. Instead of supporting the show, these jerks rail on about that person's voice and word vomit with terrible jokes about a missing person's parent say runaways are probably post-prostitutes, fat shame, and have the gall to riff on autism.

So if I were an advertiser looking to support a new podcast, I believe I would pass over this one. I'm gonna stop right there. This person has no idea how advertising supported podcasts work. Do you think that advertisers are listening to podcasts to determine what to sponsor and put advertising on. I don't know.

They don't. Alright, let me tell you something. Anytime you hear someone doing a live read or if there's a commercial in a podcast, that advertiser has no idea that they're advertising there. They have an agency that's placing this shit through a third party. It's thrice removed from them. They have no idea. This person is doing the live read for Blue Apron. Blue Apron doesn't fucking give a them. They have no idea this person is doing the library for blue apron

Bury it doesn't fucking give a shit. They have no idea that anyone's talking about anything and we don't have any Evertiders. I do like the beginning. What was that title line of this? Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Yes, that's the whole point of this show See every episode that's ever been done of this podcast. That's the whole point What's weird about that is that it's almost admitting that what we're doing is waffle See every episode that's ever been done of this podcast. That's the whole point. What's weird about that is that it's almost admitting that what we're doing is waffle and acceptable by the standards presented to us in the Constitution.

You fucking idiots anyway. Hey guys, I mean, if you're gonna keep throwing these reviews at the podcast, the whole show is gonna turn into this. I love it. I love it. I can do this all day. This is turning into a lot of fun.

Well I can't because I suck at reading, but if I were good at reading, I could do this all day. But I love that they're like trying to, again, this is what's gonna get an advertiser to be wary of our show. If you were an advertiser, look at the support of new podcasts,

because that's what advertisers are doing. They're like, man, if there's a way there was a good podcast, like a throw money. Yeah. That's not, anyway, whatever am I gonna do without those blue apron dollars. I am not saying we have to love everything that everyone is doing, but these guys are exceptionally terrible, horrible,

trolls in the worst sense of all three words. Ah, true. Pick on public figures, not someone who's devoting her life to helping and representing those who have been lost. I mean, what do you do in your spare time? Kick puppies or slap nuns for fun? Like this fucking whole review seemed kinda serious, and then at the end it's like,

Kick puppies or slap nuns! It's like, oh, okay, now we're talking! That asserts that, do you want people that do Marvel movie news are as good as nuns or puppies well I personally don't kick puppies and I don't see nuns very often it or else if they got fresh maybe I would slap them but the fact that this person this jack's complete lack of surprise put that in as the last sentence I'm like do you want to call host do you want to come on that's that's good I like it next one is waste of time these ignorant a-holes seriously need to find another hobby. They're like the two guys sitting next to you at the bar that won't shut up.

And now the only two people who think the other is hilarious. Horrible. Three exclamation points. I'm surprised it wasn't all caps. How horrible are we? Only the anxious capitalize. How horrible can we be? I don't know.

People are downloading the podcast, so it's not just the two of us. Yeah, I don't know. And then we get into ones from March 18th. What was that five days ago? It's pretty sad that I'm scrolling through review after review and it's still within the same week and I'm like, I told, move it out. But I told, I told news. Moving on, holy shit. Andy, people don't like us. If you notice this? I never thought I'd say this, but can we play the game? That's it.

It's a zip, someone out is out there going, you should not like this podcast. These people are bad people and pushing them to our page to learn about our show just to not like us. Because otherwise, I don't even know how these people are bad people and pushing them to our page to learn about our show just to not like us. Because otherwise I don't even know how these people would find us or want to hate us. It's so bizarre. All right. I was listening to the Dixho recently and the Dixho is a show that we reviewed. I'm a big fan of the show now. Yep. They had low tax on low tax is the founder of something awful,

the website something awful. Okay, I don't know what that is. No, I'm not. I used to work at ebombsworld, and something awful was like our shot to no one. Arch nemesis, I know. It was like our arch nemesis website. We had this like weird,

like people went to their site, didn't like people went to our site It was so stupid okay, they fucking internet the early 2000 was so ridiculous Like oh you're like a site stupid and they are sites the best like no dear the other way around like okay As if it's not ridiculous. It's ridiculous It's all ridiculous. This is low tax from a year ago on the dick show and just the shit He was talking about really is perfect for what we're going through right now.

Because the current, the currency on the internet is self-righteous indignation. Because that shows that you're a deep person, you're an intelligent person who cares about things. And so everybody tries to one up each other by saying, well, fuck you, I'm more outraged than you. I'm going to, you know, I'm going gonna tell a thousand people and I'm going to protest and I'm gonna do this. And the next guy just says, well, no, I'm even more pissed off than you.

I'm going to blah, blah. And it's just a pissing contest to show how deep and intelligent people are. And it's, you know, both left and right do it. And it's just bullshit. So this guy, low tax, I give him credit. He was doxed and he's got kids and people were calling the school and saying, do you know that the father of these kids is writing this on the internet? It's like fucking outrageous what these people will do.

Yeah. This is actually Dick Masterson summing up how people take things out of context in order to just be pissed off about something that was never meant to be a real thing in the first place. And the endless dissection of everything, like the like everyone will have their hot take and they'll go through something and cut every little piece off of it, every little actual fact, spin the, spin a PR campaign around it to whatever they're about and then serve it up like this is what it was. But it was.

It was just, it's just a joke. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. It's very easy to take this little clip off of a show and be like, look at this fucking ass hole. It's that this thing thing is ridiculous. He must be Hitler. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what's going on.

Hitler has his own fucking podcast now. Right. And going in one-starring of podcasts is the very least that you can do. Well, when it comes to like, Oh, don't give any ideas. I'd rather they just give us a one-sided rule. But you're not helping anyone. Well, this is just one more clip.

This is low tax talking specifically about how these fucknuts get so self-righteous that they get on this quest to then ruin people. Because everybody, in this quest to be the most self-righteous, pissed off person, everybody's got, you know, they attack you personally now, you know. It doesn't stay on the internet. Shit on the internet doesn't stay there anymore. It becomes a quest to ruin the person in real life. Oh yeah, though, and they have every right to do it in their mind.

Yeah, that's exactly right. Unfortunately, that's the world that we live in now. That's exactly right. Unfortunately, that's the world that we live in now. And it's crazy. It's fucking crazy. It is crazy. As a sane, rational human being, I can sit here and say, I don't get it. I don't understand how these people think that they're in the right on this one. Yeah. So bizarre. So I've decided, Andy, this is our 99th episode. Yep.

I'm going to start a brand new show. Yeah. This WATP thing is pissing people off. I have an idea for a brand new podcast. It's called The Hilarious Holocaust. We take a deep look into some of the funnier outtakes and missteps that took place in Europe's wackiest concentration camps. You know, one people don't know about this guy Wolfgang.

He was a guard and he was also a practical joker. He would play these pranks on some of the prisoners, some of the other guards. It's gonna be fucking wacky and a lot of fun. So please, I want to subscribe to the hilarious holocaust hosted by Andy. With guest host Carl from time to time. I was gonna say we really should just scrub this podcast and we'll start, you know, why are these podcasts with your host Andy and podcaster X and we can just get away from this whole fucking disaster. Can I talk to you one of those things like the witnesses like, yeah, Andy. Also, I also thought that the show was ridiculous. They'll never know.

They'll never know what to make. Oh, shit, Andy, we've done a lot. But the 100th episode is coming up. We listened to a podcast that was two hours and 20 minutes. We played clips from that podcast. We poorly read through a bunch of reviews. Exhaust that our poor. I featured a bit that was a bit maybe entertaining.

There's a some that was fun and exciting. Unfortunately, it gave away everything was going to happen at the bit with your clip before the bet. But I mean, it was still fun. Even though we knew it was coming, it was still fun. And you know what that means, Andy? You know what time of the show it is? It's time for...

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Hey now. Can you believe it? Hardly. Hardly. I feel like we have to do something special.

We have to do something that has been requested many times of us. Here is a clip of the show we'll be reviewing next week. Hey, we're just a comedy show, man. We know, of course I'm a fucking wolf. This guy's a fox, fox but you know this isn't a furry show their show is called fur cast the fucking graphic is them as they're fucking furtars or whatever you fucking call them are you kidding me they want to have their naked eat it too you can't sit there be like well just we just have to be furries what the fuck you guys are doing a show about furries for furries And it's not a comedy show. I didn't laugh fucking what's it's there's no Joe. Did you say furtars

her furtars Look at Avatar That's right Next week will be the roast of w a tp Finally and specifically Carl We're gonna read the roast of W-A-T-P. Finally. And specifically, Carl. We're going to have... It's going to read the reviews of the past. We're going to actually, I'm really looking forward to this,

because it takes zero prep from me. Yeah. So it's like a week off from me. I'm going to have Andy back. We're going to have his brother Joe. We're going to have Crosier. We're going to have Kevin on the show. Yeah.

Everyone's going to be back here to roast me and W-A-T-P. We have some special surprises. Our buddy Marcus in the UK, if you're listening, send a new sticker for us. Because it is finally that time, episode 100, where we look in the mirror and start punching. I am looking forward to the saying that I had. I hope you've already started prepping.

Oh, you know, you have 90-night episodes to clip from. Anything you want, and I got to tell you, I went back to pull that clip from episode 12 and Jesus Christ. I said fucking a lot back then. I was embarrassed listening to that. I'm okay. I'm not very good now, but I really wasn't very good back then. Yeah.

Can you guys do me a favor and not pull clips from the time when everything sucks? There's a bunch of rules to this. It's almost too much. There's too much to go through. Too much to make fun of. Yeah, I was chatting with Kevin last night and I said, all right, so are you getting prepped for this show WTPs? Like, no, I gotta do that sometimes.

Yeah, okay, you're just never gonna happen. And thinking about it, you know me, I barely know how to work my computer. It's just like, it's bad. Like I just, I don't even know where to begin. I, people are telling me I should download some software to help me with my clips. And I, I can just steal it for the dark web. You don't even know.

You're really selling it. I would have to. Lawrence Fishburn would have to take me by the hand and explain to me what the dark web is. If it wasn't like the computer screen flipped from like a white screen with black letters to a black screen with white letters Yeah, and said welcome to the dark web. I wouldn't even know They could set my dick on fire and I wouldn't know I was in the dark web but But I'm sure you can pull clips from WATP

No promises WATP pass Well, I'm very much looking forward to the show. It's going to be No Holds Barred, roast of W-A-T-P. And if anybody who wants to send in clips or jokes or anything they want to do, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more reviews. I'll be happy to read those and go through them. So Andy, please join us again next week

because it might be the episode we find out once and for all, who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Party in the muskets of Morning Radio. And now to show these folks with you. I'm gonna have to go back to the place where I was supposed to go. I'm gonna have to go back to the place where I was supposed to go. I'm gonna have to go back to the place where I was supposed to go. I'm gonna have to go back to the place where I was supposed to go. I'm gonna have to go back to the place where I was supposed to go.

I'm gonna have to go back to the place where I was supposed to go. I'm gonna have to go back to the place where I was supposed to go. Thanks a lot, Carl! You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense. It wasn't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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