Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - Jerry Banfield Changes His Business AGAIN!!

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

I’m joined by Jenny Jingles and Producer Chris to get caught up on Jerry Banfield. He just release three vlogs and it’s a wild ride. It’s officially over with “the queen” (the one that got away). Jerry acts like he’s over it but he’s not. No worries, he’s getting tons of dates and she should be jealous (he hopes). Also, he has decided once again to completely change his business model.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/sg3B7q6zYwo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I told them in the strongest of words to just do it. You see, this is a we just do it kind of show. Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I miss penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize.

Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up Mental illness can literally drive you crazy I've been dying to say that

Maddieo Cuzziru Cuzzarro Slapparuni It's showtime Hello Welcome to a Cuthaloo's Welcome to a special emergency episode

Of Who Are These Podcasts The only show that has more viewers Than Steel Toe I'm your host Carl With me today The woman who came here All the way from upstairs It's Jen from the Jingles Department.

Hello. Also, a man who's been known to hold hands on a first date. Producer Chris is here. Thanks for having me. Thank you for being here. Smooth. Wow. Jerry Banfield dropped so many vlogs that I was like, we have to cover this now

because I can't cover all of this tomorrow on WTP. And it's too important. This is breaking news. It's an emergency. Right. And, you know, normally a Tuesday, the non-Drews show, like to take a day off, you know? Just have some fun.

No fun today. We have to get right to business and talk about Jerry Banfield. What a polarizing character this guy has. All the comments I see like in our Patreon, I'm sure you see it in Discord and on Reddit. People either love Jerry and are all in or like, I don't get it. Why do you guys talk about this guy? You never seem me. Yeah.

No one's ever just like, some of the segments are okay, you know? They're always just like, I can't get enough Jerry. I get emails for people. I can't get enough Jerry. There's people who live near him who want to meet him really badly. observe reports. It's typically what I tell people. Oh, speaking of observing report,

Chad Zumach is in Michigan this week. And we have a lot of friends in Michigan. I don't know if you know that. Is somebody observing and reporting? Yeah, we have a few. Yay! A good buddy of mine who I went to go see Corey Feldman with will be down to the Z-Man show.

So maybe we'll get some answers about Nikki Glazer. Probably not. I don't know why you think that. Of course not. Of course not. Quick programming note Dabelverse Live will be on my channel

this Thursday at 4 p.m. Blaine Mike is out of town. He's traveling. So the great Tuki will be joining me on Dabbleverse Live and there is so much going on this week. I can't wait. Ethan Ralph is gone to war with Kevin Brennan. It's getting very personal.

The Ralph O'Mail had a video out with Kevin's 18-year-old daughter's photo up the whole time. Oh. Yeah. That's not cool. I don't think Kevin's going to like that. So it should be fun.

Should be interesting. A lot of things to talk about this week in the dabbled verse. A lot of things going on. Also, big thanks to Adam Thoreau. Our video editor over here, and a good friend. Used to give us cringe of the weeks almost every week. Dropped off. But whatever.

And it's all our videos. It's a good guy. He sent me this in the mail. This is, of course, a comedy on the road is seen through a comic's bloodshot eyes. And if you read the quote in the front, Regis Philbin says, this guy's a real firecracker. Oh, Regis. Who doesn't you say that about?

But this is the famous one that is signed by Artie. Law and Order. Yeah, reminding you to watch Law & Order. That's what you know him from. Of course. So that's exciting. That'll be a good read. It's going to say it's a must read.

We'll get on that. Producer Chris has produced a emergency jingle for us for our Jerry episode today. Do you want to hit that? Yeah. This is an emergency. You do me and if it's worth the baby, I'll return the favor. If you feel like I'm a nuisance, don't date me. Very good, sir.

I did that on the car on the way over. That's excellent because I don't think you use any of those songs long enough to get this demonetized. That's what I was thinking. Good. Remember me to have a conversation with Megan about playing Weezer songs. Fuck. Anyway, so let's get into it without further ado, this first vlog, we have three vlogs to go through today. The first one is called The Queen is Gone and I'm back to dating in 2006.

Now where we last left off, he had sent her a 16 minute long video, unlisted YouTube video. Unlisted. At 6.48 a.m. and then 3 p.m. came out and said, I have not heard back from her. I don't think she's going to want me to pick her from the airport tomorrow. We'll see. That's where we left off. So we're going to get an update. I'm going to play these videos at 1.15x speed heads up. because we want to get through.

And Jerry's not the fastest talker. He's not like me. So I think it'll be fine. But if it's troublesome, Jenny, if it bugs you, let me know. I'm a team player. All right. What's going to do it? It's July 29, 2006.

I'm recording a life that probably hardly anybody cares about as a vlog, but I care about it. So what? What do you lose all of his confidence? All we've been doing is paying attention to this guy. He's like, I don't know what he gives a shit about this stuff, but am I not putting out enough videos about him? Come on, Jared. We love you.

26. I'm recording a life that probably hardly anybody cares about as a vlog, but I care about it. So because I care about it, we're going to talk about it because I like listening to myself talk. And the big thing I'm thinking about today is what a way to start a 20 minute long video. No one gives a shoot about this, but I just want to hear myself talk. So that's what I'm going to do today. I can't believe this is sped up because it sounds like it's natural. Yeah, it's not spent up that much. It's only 15%. It's definitely over with the woman I will call the queen. and the silver lining.

Hold on a second. Did you just say it's definitely over with that girl? Shocking. Who could have seen that one coming? Fuck, man. I'll never forget because it was like two to a half weeks ago. We're like, I'm all in this girl. I'm in love.

My entire future, my entire life just depends on her loving me back. I named the kids. Yeah, I was like, fucking, what are you doing, Jerry? and I think most of us predicted that this is what would happen. I think so. But I feel bad for him. I think a sponsor fired him over this woman. Oh, no.

Is that I've learned so much from this. And if anything's hurting or struggling in life, like if there's an opportunity to learn. Do you remember what he learned from this experience? Never go slow. Any girl who comes over to his house is definitely getting fucked. Oh, yeah. I think everybody TAM pointed that out.

And then... Why bother putting pants on? Always be escalating. Always be escalating. An opportunity to teach others based on that, it's worth it. The suffering, to me, the key with suffering is it needs to have a purpose. And to me, learning is usually the easiest purpose to put together some suffering. So I...

That makes sense? What does that even mean? Put together some suffering. What's for dinner? Suffering. Is that a purpose? What are we drinking? Tears.

I will do a full video about this on Jerry Banfield dating and it will be out sooner than this vlog. But I, since the last 24 hours. So I sent this woman a video yesterday morning that was like 16 minutes long. It was kind of like ultimatum like, let's get on the same page. I'm going to date other women. So she said, you know, fine.

You know, it's been nice knowing you. I don't think we're emotionally and romantically compatible, which is a very good learning opportunity for me. because why aren't we emotionally and romantically compatible? Well, on the fourth date, when she was at my house, when she was very warm and ready to kiss me. I thought he was going to say wet. Yeah, no, he took her temperature.

She was very warm. She slipped off the couch. I just helped her back out. I don't know what I was thinking. I was playing nice guy and I didn't kiss her. And because she said before that she wanted to take things slow. But then her body language went. where at my house is not wanting to take things slow.

You know what's funny about this? I've heard everything. Okay, good answer. I've heard him tell the story six times now. Yeah. How many times do you regenerate this in his head? He's just doing this on YouTube. How many times do you replay this scenario on his head?

If I adjust on this, if I adjust on that, we'd be married by now. Yeah. He doesn't look or act like he sleeps at all. No. So I think this is going on a constant loop. Yikes. And I had this down in my 20s. Yeah, do you remember when he said he woke up at 4 a.m.

And laid in bed for hours just thinking about her. And then made that video. Yeah. He's like, I'm ready. Yeah. Like in my 20s, I would always escalate any time there was any invitation to do so. Fuck, yeah. And that worked really well, like dating my ex.

We got into a marriage because, you know, first date, hug. Second date, make out. Third date, start, you know, petting. Fourth date, we start, you know, grabbing stuff. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Holy shit, this is almost verbatim the jokes the tab was making. Yeah.

When he was talking about always be escalating. This is a man in his 40s, isn't it? Yes, it is. What's he talking about petting? Yeah, I know. Hugging. Hugging. Making out.

Petting and then grabbing stuff? Yeah. Romantic. You fagged her, Jerry. Come on. He's romantic. Yeah. She's grabbing her keys.

Get the fuck out of there. Really? She's grabbing her by the pussy. Grabbing her mace and squirt him in the face. Come on a celebrity, baby. Way. like, undergrabbing stuff, and then six-day all the way. Like, it was constant escalation.

There was never any stalling romantically. And for some reason, I see- For a second, I thought he was going to say, then 69. Yeah. It was like, wait a minute. Whoa. Imagine wait for the sixth day to go all the way, right, Jen? You slut.

Each to their own. Instant escalation. There was never any stalling romantically. And for some reason, I seem to have forgot that. And I remember I was ruthless back then. Like, if we're not escalating, I'm out. Like, if we're not progressing, and I'm not happy with how we're progressing,

I'm not paying any attention to you. And I don't- I'm going to egg your house. I'm going to call your mom, tell her she did a bad job parenting you. Oh, wait, that's what Surrey and John does. My bad. My fault. I'm to all my attention on this girl and this woman.

And it's like, as soon as I didn't escalate when she was wanting me to escalate, and in fact, I made her feel bad. and by saying, you know, oh, you said you wanted to take it slow. It's okay. Wait until you're really ready. Like she ended up feeling rejected. And I said that in the video. And, you know, she didn't want to like acknowledge that or look at it because, you know,

that would make her look at, oh, like what you're saying and what you're wanting to do is, you know, not on the same page. Oh, hold on. Everything he's saying is wrong. Is he asking her to watch his videos? That's what it sounds like. He sent them to. Didn't he send her one? Yeah.

He's always out of the unlisted one that's 16 minutes long. Right. That alone would be a reason to not see this man anymore for me. Of course. That's why we were talking about that on the Saturday show. I just posted the video on YouTube. Just a premiere before this, people could get caught up. But we were talking about like if someone sends you a YouTube video, fuck you.

Don't text me a 16-minute-long video. What do you think I'm doing it? Oh, good. I have something to do now. Thank God. Sure, someone would send me a link. Hard for look at. And I felt so bad.

Like, man, I can't believe that I didn't, I really wanted to kiss her. I would have loved to do that. Why? And why didn't I help her through her resistance? So that's what I'm doing next. It's dodgy. That's going to be the name of his next dating video. Help her through her resistance.

No means yes. That's not okay. When she slapped her hands, she's playing paddy cakes. Get in there. fine for sure and then you know I sent her a nice message back she sent me another message then at the end of the night I sent some whiny message I'm like hey

you know maybe we could talk through this you know emotional you know we're so compatible in other ways but I realize like today like it's it's over from the point of how the game yeah he realized this a week and a half ago and he's still sending whiny messages like come on let's just try one more to ugh it's so embarrassing

I think that he admits it though to us it's fun over and over. I don't know why, but I'm glad he does. Compatible in other ways. But I realize like today, like it's over. From the point of how the game works, so to speak, she's turned off, she's been turned off since I didn't kiss her.

And when she canceled that fifth date, I should have just been like, that's it. It's over. I'm done. And it should have been totally on her to kind of progress things. I wait and he goes, I should have been like, I'm done. You mean after she said, I'm done multiple times? You don't have to say you're done, Jerry. Just get out of the way.

at that point. I went to tennis with my friend, and we played this morning after dropped my son off. And I had a nice conversation on my son. He told me all about camp, and it's like, sometimes I've been so in my head,

I haven't asked my son questions. And if I don't ask him questions, sometimes he won't talk. So today I asked him questions, got him talking the whole time. It was really nice to hear about it. He just wanted vacation with these kids. Yeah.

And do you remember what he said? It was very emotional, but my kids helped me through it. Yes. So he's this emotional wreck who's up in his head, thinking about kissing this girl and everything you did wrong and how many vlogs he's going to record.

And his kids just sitting there bored. Dad doesn't like me. He doesn't give a shit. He's like, I finally realize I should probably engage with my child and ask him questions about his life. His son probably has more game than Jerry does. So did you meet anyone single at camp? You want to smell my fingers, dad? That would make him cry.

Don't get him started. Oh, it smells like the queen. Oh, no. All the stuff he did in the Tampa Baywatch camp. And then I drove and I talked to my friend on the phone who had a great conversation with him. He's like, you know. Oh my God, this is turning to Chad Zubak. Talk to a friend today.

Like, wow, wow. Cool. He'd to listen to Andrew Tate's dating course. So he sent me a link to that and he helped me see like you, your currency that you have to offer women is attention. I have not seen this yet. Andrew Tate, his friends of him, Andrew Tate's dating course? Mm-hmm. Wow. This is a 180.

He's like, I held her hand. We cried together on the couch. He's going to go from that to Andrew Tate. And then I choked her. Dude, fast forward. He has a house full of only fans girls. Just fucking webcaming all day. Go Jerry.

Let's do this. That's what is valuable. And I just gave this woman all my attention. And she didn't have to do anything for it. Now, it made sense when things were heating up and escalating to give her my attention. So then I read, Men are Better Than Women by Dick Masterson. I'm learning a lot over here. These fucking dumb braids.

Why am I paying any attention to that? But he just said it was heating up and escalating when he said he didn't escalate before, though. Right. That's the problem. Always be escalating. That's the rule to dating and everything else in life. It made sense when things were heating up and escalating to give her my attention. but I should have stopped giving her my attention after that.

As soon as she canceled that second date or that fifth date, as soon as she canceled that fifth date and got all learned head, I should have just not responded after that. And it should have been totally on her to, you know, try and reschedule something. And I see the same thing that happened with that single mom. I just, I see exactly where that went wrong.

Like the single mom canceled this date and a couple months ago, a month ago. And then I immediately reply back, it's okay, we can reschedule. I should have been, I should have just stopped right there. Like you cancel a date with me, I'm completely withdrawing my attention from you. And I'm going to assume you're not interested.

There's nothing there. This isn't escalating, not worth my time. This is a dating coach. Got it. This is a man who puts out videos about how to date. And every time a woman tells him, I don't care about you. This is not interesting.

Are you sure? Right. Hey, I haven't heard from you in a few minutes. Not responding is impossible for him. Yeah, he can't do it. He can't pull it off. Maybe I shouldn't be waiting. my time. We want nothing to do with me. Yeah, maybe.

Save some money. Now, I hate to say this kind of stuff because I love the idea of like authentic heartfelt dating where we're just being, you know, people that love each other or getting to know each other or curious about each other. Yeah, Chuck and John has a good point in the chat.

Remember he was like all into Jesus? He's reading the Bible because this chick he likes is a Christian. And now he's like fuck that. Andrew Tate's the way to go. I think, whoa. Yeah, that was last week. Dude, this guy is so easily influenced, which is why I think he wants to be an influencer.

And, you know what I mean? Because he thinks that everyone was just like, I saw a guy on YouTube say this, so now this is the way I believe. Oh, he thinks everyone's a sucker. Yes. I always say this, because I learned this in my professional career.

As what? I don't want to talk about it. The best, nobody knows. Don't tell Ethan Ralph. The, Best salespeople are also the biggest suckers when it comes to being sold to. It's a weird thing. You'd think like, oh, you know how this works, right?

You understand? No. They don't buy anything. So I think that's how Jerry is. He's just like, now I like Jesus. Now I like Andrew Tate. Now Alex Jones has a lot of good ideas. You know, it doesn't like, whatever the fuck he's watching at the time.

She guys know those school shootings aren't real? Like, I don't know, Jerry. Where are we going with this? Well, the way he's portraying himself on this, if this queen woman ever seen, sees this and knows that he's already left the church and isn't religious. That is like, that's a fair weather. Oh, she dodged a bullet. Well, she's watching this.

She's watched this. And she's like, Few! Thank God. I didn't go any further with this guy. No, the Atari network. I'm not going to try to convince Jerry to eat poop. I'm not an influencer like that.

I dare you. And we're having fun together. But like this, this is a perfect example of this last woman. And I'm really happy. Like my pickup game, my first few date games is actually strong. And it could get stronger. But like the fact that I picked up this beautiful woman at yoga and then got her full number scheduled date with her right there.

And I like, that's good. I'm going to be able to do that a bunch more times. I've got my pickup game like locked in. Like a child. Yeah. That's such a weird reaction. I got a girl's number. I'm going to go out of date with her.

and I can't wait to do that with like 50 more girls. Why don't you seal the deal with that one? You know? That's what I'd be thinking about. I'm like, I'm going to try to nail this one. She's beautiful. Yeah, right. Instead of it's just like, I don't know how many more phone numbers I can get.

A bunch more. Cool, man. All right. I'll be holding so many hands. He wants to date three to five girls. That's true. I'm going to take it slow with all of them. Well, he's doing it wrong.

They'll text me back in a week or two. And all I need to do at this. point is lock in my from phone number to, you know, getting late. That's what needs to be locked in. Okay. Andrew Tate is teaching this man well. That's correct, Jerry. He's learning.

You know, I feel bad because when Trucker Andy was on the show a couple weeks ago, Andy kept saying, like, oh, this guy's just trying to get lazy. He's just trying to get laid. Like, actually he's not. This has been a complete 180 now. Now that's all he's talking about is just fucking these girls. He's been burned. Well, it's weird about it.

and what do I know What's weird about it though Is that he introduces himself as a content creator It's a YouTuber like that's his big claim to fame And then like these girls are gonna look him up And see he's just like I'm just trying to fuck these girls I mean that might work on some of these women I don't know just seems like a not as a great strange

Yeah he wasn't talking about getting laid so much I think he wants the queen to see this and be like I'm gonna be smashing post now Oh See what you're missing out now? Good point She's like, yeah, I see what I'm missing out. I'm missing out. Yep.

And I realize yesterday I've been dishonest. I've been telling women what I think they want to hear that and. Jeff, Jerry, guess, keep doing that. Fuck. Yes. Lying of women. Is he this stupid? Come on.

The truth is, I don't want to take it slow. I don't want to take it slow. All right? I want to get into the bedroom as soon as possible, especially since it's been like nine months since I've been in there. But who's counting? And I wasn't thrilled with the last woman I was in there with.

Oh, wow! What the fuck! Some woman right now was going like, wait, how many months ago was that? Nine. Son of a bitch! That was me talking about. She could be having his baby right now.

That's crazy. I want to get to the bedroom as soon as possible because after I get laid, I will know for sure if I like a woman. How? Hold on a second. Is this what he's saying on first dates now? I can't believe he's saying it on the internet. Any women that see this,

you're really cutting down your numbers. I might like you better if we slept together. The soundtrack to Jerry's life right out. To coin a phrase. Before that, it's kind of hard to tell. After that, I'll have complete honesty about whether I like this woman or not. Like my

She comes in her face Not Thanks for coming Thanks for playing Thanks a first time We went there I was like oh my God I will

I am nuts about her Whereas lots of other women It's like after the first time Like nah I don't like you that much I just wanted to get laid And it's too bad Like that last woman I was with November last year

It's like I didn't like her that As soon as I got laid I'm like she needs to get out I'm tired of her And I just wanted to get laid here Sorry about that You were reading the Bible last week, Jerry. What happened here?

Wow. You have camp fare? Good, because I don't. He is a prize. Any woman that gets with him is very lucky. Yeah. This is crazy. I like this.

I mean, it's just wildly different. Yeah. He's at another 180 on us. This is not the Jerry. I thought I knew. That's my favorite version of him. Not bad. Desperate for Pussy Jerry is my favorite.

And I'm. I'm grateful that I've seen the last 24 hours like my attention. All right. Let me point this out. When he does get laid, that's going to be a fucking awesome vlog. That is going to be the Victory Lab vlog of all Victory Labs. I wonder if he'll try and do it live. Honey, you want to come on the screen with me?

Running out of the house. Is what? The women have. the sex to offer. And as a man, what I have this valuable is my attention. And I like this, was straight from Andrew Tate's course,

and it's like so exactly what happened here. That, you know, if I'm giving my attention away for free and I'm not signaling that my attention is valuable, it's not going to be appreciated. And I only give my... Crazy about the way he's talking about, like, sex as a commodity. You're not?

Well, it's just... Turning you on, Jen. I'm just worried about him and his dating life. I don't think this is going to get him much push. Jen. Step one. Fake religious interests. Yeah, that didn't work. You might as well try this.

Women have sex to offer and I have attention to offer. And a weener. I was going to say like he's discounting his dick quite a bit. Well, they give my attention away when I'm getting what I want, when things are going well. Because in theory, I should be able to have places, you know, my kids, I have my work. I have plenty of places where I can give my attention where everything goes great. And there's no reason, like, I've just...

his kids come over and play video games and ignore him. Yeah. But also, why are you thinking about your kids right now? You're talking about getting you dig with that. I mean, you shouldn't be. Just went completely wrong with this woman over the last week and a half, giving her all this attention when she didn't want it and when she was doing nothing that I wanted either. So such a valuable learning opportunity.

And I realized the only reason I'm so, I got so upset with her is out of the scarcity mindset, thinking, well, you know, when am I going to meet a woman this amazing again? It's like there's probably 100 women like her in this town that are, single right now. That, you know, would have that level of compatibility that I'd be that attracted to that I could meet and get their phone number and things would go even better than with her. Like, stop. You know, if you believe in God.

He also thinks there's lots of customers out there want to give him money. I mean, it's a good way to think. It's positive thinking. And that's the right way to think. He's just wrong. He's also so transparent because this is such a fuck you to that woman. Like he doesn't, I don't think he, I don't think even he believes any of this. Right.

He's like, it turns out you're a diamond. It doesn't, bitch. Okay. You're ready to give up everything for a minute ago. God can give you everything. So there's no reason about that scarcity mindset. So I'm really grateful. I'm really proud too.

Like, I remember thinking we could go, like, oh, I can't handle it. If things don't work out with her, it's like, look at me. I'm, I'm just fine. Like, not only am I. This is why I love Jerry. Don't think so. This is why I love Jerry Badfield. You can't script.

this. Listen, of the characters that we enjoy here on WTP, you always say, if the guy was playing a character, he'd be brilliant. You know, Sasha Barrett and Cohen level of character development. This is real. This is a real psychopath that we're watching. Just kidding, Jerry, you're great. This is wild.

So I'm really grateful. I'm really proud, too. Like, I remember thinking we could go, like, oh, I can't handle it. If things don't work out with her, it's like, look at me. I'm just fine. Like, not only am I fine, I'm better than I was. This is a De Niro character from the 70s. This is fucking amazing.

I was thinking like Cape Fear level, insanity. Wow. Before, I expanded my emotional capacity. I pushed my emotional limits. I've expanded my dating learning and I've realized I need to be coaching people dating. I need to be. That was his conclusion? Yeah.

The guy who hasn't got laid in nine months. I need to be coaching people dating. You need to be getting girls drunk. Take it from me, Jerry. Coaching people in person dating. There are so many guys that have plenty of money and they suck with women. I mean, I know. I suck with women, but I have no money.

Give me some of that money. Wow. Some of that internet money. Unbelievable. This guy's insane. I'm glad you to watch this at the time. This is fucking funny. Dating.

There are so many guys that have plenty of money and they suck with women. I mean, I know a guy that's just going out with a bunch of women on dating apps right now. And it's like you... What a loser. Sounds awesome. What's the matter with him? I'm starting with the man in the mirror. You have money.

You have a nice house. Like, you should be able to be meeting and picking women up in person. Like, if you really got it as a guy, you shouldn't be needing to use. dating apps, in my opinion. Cherry's on every dating app. He's paid for the premium versions. Oh, he can't afford them anymore, so this is his stance. That's a crazy thing to say, isn't it?

Well, yeah. Yeah. This is like his whole strategy to dating. He's got a matchmaker that he works with. He's got these dating apps. We're going to hear, I watched a little bit of this next video called I got two tennis dates in one day. He goes through all the dating apps stuff that he did, sending roses and stupid emojis and

shit. Okay, this is wild. And, you know, he, like this. So there's, there's a lot of guys that like, and me too. Like, I made lots of money in how I think I need to learn how to date women better. And it's funny, I knew this stuff in my 20s and I had it down, but I couldn't get as many dates back then. I'm getting crazy amounts of dates now. I've never got this many dates in my whole life.

Just, you know, one woman after another after another that I'm meeting. I'm meeting. Carl needs a break here Was he just complaining about not getting late Yes He's insane He's bragging about the different dates he goes on Dry dates

There's one here now I gotta get going I've thought about dating apps again I'm like no I'm not optimized for dating apps And if I use dating apps I won't go hard I won't go hard meeting women in person Good one And I'm glad

Like this woman still hasn't replied to my voice memo yet. Maybe she checked a transcript and she's like, nah. You know, I feel kind of lame and offered to pick her up from the airport still, but Oh, he's going to mention the queen. That transcript must have been a mile long. Yes. Oh, yeah. But see how much he's up in his own head? Yep. Maybe she

read the transcript, decided not even to listen to it. I don't know. It's like... That's what I would do. He's constantly overthinking everything all the time. Oh, well. I did that, and I feel good. And, uh, I feel good. and I've learned some valuable lessons and I've got some funny ideas.

I'm like, maybe I can try doing ads online for like, you know, hey, I'm looking for a tennis partner and then see if any women will respond to these ads and meet up for tennis. Definitely reveal your plan on your vlog. Jerry, my friend, we go back a long time. When is putting ads online ever benefited your life? You've only lost money on that.

Maybe want to advertise you as a tennis player? He's obsessed over these ideas. Yeah. Doing local things, the fucking ads. Could you imagine an advertisement for, please tell us with me. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's up? You'd think it was a joke.

Oh, yeah. You know, and then I could either potentially coach them or date or just be a fun interaction. Like, it's just, I just got to try this. Take it from behind, and it's a lot of things that could happen. So many ideas that I just want to try. I also knocked my school community down to $9. month on jerry banfield.com and then we'll just grow the community as big as possible on school

and for the online audience like i'm not reading any comments anymore okay so this is wild he used to have a list of eight things that you would get if you sign up for a school community right i don't remember what any of them are they're all worthless they're all worthless now he doesn't even tell you what the benefits are he's just like it's only nine bucks a month so i'm just trying to build this as big as possible i guess the only benefit this is what he's going into here is that he doesn't read youtube comments so if you want to insult him or tell me sucks and stuff. He got to pay him nine bucks a month.

That's what John should have done. That's what John did do for a long time. Right. Now we know he's watching us so we can save nine bucks a month. Right. That's a good point. I don't want to insult the guy. But we do inadvertently.

Unless you're in a school community. I don't care what you have to say unless you're paying. Because why are I pay attention to you if you are just posting a random comment online? Does he realize that makes his value worthless? No. He doesn't. I know. Because he's actually actively saying, as he just said, my attention is my worth.

So I, if you want my attention, then you got to give me something back in return. Pussy is what he just said, right? And then he goes. And by the way, guys, if you do want to insult me and hurt my feelings, nine bucks a month? What do you say? Not a bad business model. It seems like, oh, Jerry, you just told me that you have no dignity. He have no dignity, right?

You don't value anything about yourself. Because why would I pay attention to you if you are just posting a random comment online? I have enough. I watched yesterday, too. I went for a run yesterday before I got my massage because I went to an AA meeting. After I sent that video, I'm like, I need to make sure I'm stable today. And the AA meeting helps stabilize me. Saw some people I hadn't seen a while there, which was nice.

I went for a little run around the Crescent Lake Park out here. You know, my shirt off, got a little sun, had some exercise, showered. And then I went to have an awesome massage. Should he be doxing himself like that? I don't know. As well, Lindsey, she didn't think the video was a good idea, and she's absolutely right.

Even his massage therapist is just like, what are he doing? I'm not sure about what sort of massage place he's going to. You're not sure about that? I am not sure. You don't think it's on the up and up? It might not be. I don't know why he gets so many massages. Can we skip the happy ending?

I prefer to cry. Whenever gets the towel wet, we don't care. What a sad ending. charged extra. Ended it, but I would not do something like that again. If a woman and I are not having positive interactions, there's no reason for me to reach out and message her. Like, I should be sticking to where, where am I getting the kind of attention I want

and which woman is very interested in me? Dude, this is like a guy getting fired from his job and going over and over and like, I don't want to work there. That company doesn't even value my time. They didn't like the work that I did. It's like, yeah, they fired you. Right. He's actually like, he dumped her.

Yeah, or trying to bargain during the firing process. Right. No, no, no, we've made up our mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we don't want you here anymore. All right, I'll do two more weeks. Get the fuck out. And if that's not happening, I don't need to be paying any attention or thinking about it or emotionally investing. I should have withdrawn.

I remember I went to yoga on Monday a week ago. And, you know, where this woman was kind of pulling away and being avoiding, I remember thinking you need to withdraw your emotions right now. But instead, I'm like, no, keep your heart open, bro. keep your heart open. Nope, should have withdrawn my emotions right then and just been like

whatever it's on her if she wants to continue. I'm sorry. I says, I'm a broken record with this. This is a future Batman villain and you were watching

the origin right here. This man has had his heartbroken and he's going to be out for revenge. Also message, I went through the phone, dug up some phone numbers. I messaged the single mom that canceled on me.

She had deleted my number and if I had it to do over again instead of saying my name and that it was, that she deleted my number this time. I would just, I would play around and be like, oh, he deleted my number and I'd mess with her some more

instead of telling her. And, yeah. What would that do for you, Jerry? He is getting into some very creepy territory. Why would you do that, Jerry? What do you? Huh? He is becoming the villain.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can see the mania that's going on behind his eyes. I know, the wheels are turning. Oh, she deleted my number. Maybe I could fuck with her. Well, he said deleted it this time.

Scared the shit out of her. What did he? mean by that? Great question. I don't imagine I'll be hearing from her again. I message a couple. I messes like four other women. I apologize to this one woman for canceling a second date on her and she didn't respond. I message this other woman. Oh, so she's taking your course then. Don't keep any attention to someone who cancels that. She wanted to schedule something. I hadn't talked to her in 10 days. She didn't respond. And this one woman I did reach out to her and

she's like, oh, I started long distance dating my ex again. I'm like, good luck with that. That's never been able to work out for me. and I message my matchmaker. I'm like, look. All right. As I mentioned early in this episode, there are some people who don't get Jerry. Do you see now why Jerry's fascinating?

Why do you tell us any of those things? There's, I don't know, any of the human of the planet who tells you about, like, striking out with girls as much as Jerry does. And then offering help with your life. Right. Wow. He's like a pitch hitter. pinch it her, not pitch it her,

pinch it her. And you're doing the manager, like, this guy's never gotten on base one time. Why are we still put him out there in the ninth inning? What are we doing? Because he's hilarious.

Because he gets up to the point a lot. Okay. That doesn't count as on base. Right. She doesn't need to be a content creator. Like, I don't care what she does for work, all right?

I don't care. Like, I care, is she healthy? And does she want kids? That's for a matchmaking. That's all you need to look for. I don't care about basically any of the other stuff doesn't matter as much. We're just going to have to figure that out.

Well, I've lupus, but you want kids? You know, I thought of dating a content creator would be awesome. No, it's not awesome when she wants to sit at home and edit her videos instead of letting me help her. And then she'd rather do that than talk to me. That was not so awesome. Wow. You're right, Jen. This video is completely made for the queen that he lost.

Yep. He's so bitter and lashing out of this woman. Yikes. Some of people would call like what I've been through simping or whatever but I was Simp it ain't easy

I was testing can I have a heartfelt loving connection with somebody without playing any games and the answer is He learned the right lesson I'll give him that I can listen that again

that's so funny simping or whatever but you know I was I was testing, can I have a heartfelt loving connection with somebody without playing any games? And the answer is no. Now, you've got to play games. You've got to, well, maybe it's not playing games. I need to be really serious about where I put my attention.

And I need to be controlling where I put my attention. I put way too much attention into this woman. And I need to be controlling the language I'm using. So I. Escalating and controlling. Are the words he's using over and over again. We're talking about dating. Women love that.

Holy shit. I might set up for his course. This is good stuff. Contend going forward to be very accurate with my language and not to pull into fantasy. I pulled way into fantasy with this woman. And because I did that, I got overly emotionally invested, gave her way too much attention, was putting too much pressure on myself, trying to tell her what she wanted to hear. And I didn't know either.

Like dating her, it's like, no, I don't want to take things slow. Life is too short to take things slow. Jesus, we get it. I don't want to take us. Wait, got you going to take us slow. I got the club going up on Tuesday. I don't want to take it slow, all right? If you're not willing to get in bed with me.

He loves that song. That's a song you wrote years ago. 2022, I think that came out. This is a man unraveling before our eyes. Yeah. In spite of his sponsor, his mother, his cop buddy. His matchmaker. Giving him his sensible advice.

The massage therapist. Like, why did he send you a 60-minute-long video? Probably his kids. Right. They're all telling him this. And he's like, I'm just going to tell him what I'm doing on YouTube, see what happens. This is why this is an emergency show. And sometimes that's a joke that's an emergency. This is obviously an emergency.

Then I don't have time. I'm interested in getting laid. I'm tired of not getting laid. I'm tired of trying to take things slow. And I'm not interested in that. So I'm not doing that again. I'm not even considering that again. I just want to point this out.

This is a guy who spends money. on anything and everything. But not a hooker. Has it considered that at all? He used to be a cop. He must know where they hang out. That's what I'm saying about the massage place. Yeah, that's true.

Good point. But right there, do you think he's checking his phone to see if she's texting him at that moment? Yes. Yes. Of course he is. And it's nice to just be honest. And to go from there.

It's getting honest with yourself sometimes, though. I remember talking this woman before. She's like, well, I don't know what I want. Well, you need to try dating. people and you'll figure out what you want. Like I thought I wanted to date a content creator, but now I don't care. I thought I'd be willing to take it slow with the right woman. No, I'm not. I'm not willing to take it slow with anyone. I don't care how beautiful she is, how nice she is, how compatible she is. I'm not willing to take it slow because you taking a slow to me indicates

you can't open up and receive me. You're unlikely to be capable of making a strong. Open up and receive me. Needs to rethink. Rethink what you're saying. We can read between the lines. on connection to me you're too guarded, you're two in your head, you're too defensive, I don't want to take it slow. Don't want to take it slow.

I got a club going up on Tuesday. Yeah, I'm not taking it slow. But I'm so grateful for this whole experience with this woman was so fun. And then I'm so resilient, going from posting crying.

I want to have fun like this. Keep telling yourself that, man. Holy shit. If a woman texted him right now and said, I want to take it slow, he would do anything for her. All right, sounds good.

Should I read the Bible while I'm waiting? He looks like he's having a lot of fun. Oh, you're into Scientology? Me too. Cool. Videos to, you know, look at this powerful learning opportunity. And I know now I need to be coaching people dating in person locally. There's so many people struggling with dating.

And there's very few options for a local dating coach, someone who will sit down with you. I mean, for a woman, what I could do for a woman is like, you want to meet a man? You know, it's funny about that. There's two ways to look at this from a business standpoint. You go, wow, there's no. competition for this product or service that I have. Does that mean that nobody wants it or if there's an opportunity in the market? It might be no one's looking for a local dating coach.

Just sort of out there. Possibility. Here, let me get on this online dating app. I'll use the online dating app for you. I'll weed out the losers because I know how to talk to men. Oh, he thinks he's going to hire women. Oh. Women are going to hire him, I mean.

Right. Yes. To be their dating coach. I didn't see that coming. I didn't see that coming. there. That is a bad business model. Could you imagine going to Jerry and be like,

can you read out the desperate ones? He's like, these are all good. And I'll find you some amazing guys to go out with. You know, I'll help you get nice pictures up there, put a profile that filters out all the losers. I'll take a clear what you want.

And then I'll even like, I can message the dudes myself and I'll get to like just say. He wants the catfish guys for a living? That's his new business plan? It sounds like he wants to cock block big time. Yeah, that's what I'm here. Yeah, like every...

None of these guys are good enough for you, baby. Hi, is this Mike? Michelle is taken. Set up a date. Like that, there are some women, there's probably a number of women in town who would probably pay me real good money to do that. Like, look, I want...

I'll even fuck him for you. That's where he's going with us. Whatever you need, baby. I'll groom. I'll groom for you. I want dates with guys. I don't want to see. I don't want to miss with.

Shall I go with Larry? No, I teach in this comments. It's terrible. You know what I'm doing with Larry. Yeah. That take, you know,

just use my dating profile, line me updates. Tell me when the date is and, you know, send me the guy's profile, you know, maybe before setting the date up. But just do this for me.

There are so many women in this town that have money that hate online dating, but they want to go out on dates with guys. And how funny would it be to have your boy up there on, you know, talking to dudes on him. because, you know, I'm a dude.

It's easier for me to read another dude and be like, this guy's a loser. Like he's, and some of it, you know, just. Takes one to no one. Oh, my gosh. Everything's dollar size with them. There's so many women who have money who need this, sir. There's so many guys right here who have money when he had that thing who's going to write people's memoirs. There's so many people around here who have a lot of money.

Who can be $20,000, right to memoir. See, I can also see things about men that some women are. unlikely to appreciate. Like there are, you know, some women, and this is generalizations. This doesn't apply to everybody, obviously. But it seems like women are often drawn towards to just to a superficial things on guys. Like you need to be able to read a guy that's like thoughtful, you know, not just get too easily turned on by his, you know, profile pictures and stuff.

Charms and money. Learn to look deeper and look for a man with substance and look for a man that's like put some depth into his profile and don't, don't wait in his picture so heavily. Like look at what he's written. Hold on a second. Is this the problem? women have that they're just looking at how hot the guy is. Now, these are just generalization.

Such an every bitch. Such an idiot. And then sort through that and use your filter. So I'm like, I can already see it. Like a woman paying me and I know some hater, which I'm never going to see a comment anyway, be like, oh, no woman's going to pay you $1,200 for dating coaching. $1,200. I bet 10 women will pay me $1,200 for dating coaching.

I will take that back. I will also take that. I mean. 10. What? $1,200. Because, again, because he's a sucker. He paid someone $1,200.

Maybe it was $2,000 for dating coach. Remember? That, he should get his money back from that woman. Oh, yeah. Next video, he's going to be like, I drop my price. $9. Wow. I'll help you find your mate.

But do you hear how Jerry's doing the thing that all of these low cows do where they're already hearing the haters in the back of their head? Oh, yeah. So before there's even a comment coming up on the screen, he's just like, I know what you're thinking. No one's going to pay me money for $12. But you know what? I bet a lot of people will pay me by it.

And I'm not even going to read your comment. Yeah, right. It's like no one said that, but we were all thinking it. We were. And yet I can't advertise it directly on Google. So I'm going to advertise things like confidence coaching, connection coaching. I got a whole bunch of ideas for stuff that'll like be adjacent to that.

Stop doing that. And then I think I'll wear a shirt that says Jerry Banfield dating coach. Don't do that. And I'm around women all the time. Why? Why? This man is a job. Pussy inspector.

This is a. cheat code for podcasting this fucking Jerry Vanfield guy. How's that everyone in the day when he's covering this guy? It's unbelievable. Pat Dixon's smart enough. Haley's smart enough. Well, if he wears the shirt, then it must be so. I'm going to have a shirt

as a shirt that says anything. I can have a shirt that says anything. Show off. Doesn't mean it. Does it mean it's true. I'm sorry, ma'am. Just what my shirt says. Remove the lingerie. But if you need one. Mustache rides. $9.

Yeah, I'll help you. If you're an attractive woman, there's no reason you can't be going out with guys constantly. Yeah, they know that. The dating apps, you should be able to have dates with men constantly. Right. Like this woman I just went out with him,

been out of the guy in three months. You know, she's struggling to use dating apps, having guys cancel. Like you, you let me use that dating app. I'll have one guy after another, after another,

after another lined up. And is that what people, that's called running a train. Yeah, I was going to say, is that people we're looking for to go out with like a dozen guys? I think they're trying to find the one, right?

Sounds like a gang bang. You know, how fun would that be. To be on there, getting paid to be on the other side of dating app. So I'm really excited for the future. And I'm grateful that I just made it through, you know, even on like today, you know, she hadn't responded to my voice memo last night. It's probably best she didn't respond and I'm not bothered by it, which is nice. Like, I'm so grateful.

I'm not bothered by it. I can tell. I don't care. I don't care. This has been fun. I like getting my heartbroken. I've learned from this. So I'm hoping this is inspirational for you.

And thank you very much for watching. If you want to join the family, go to the school. Jerry Banfield.com. Everything is set up there for the school community now. Join the school community. You can post. You can share your situation. And I'll give you feedback.

And I'll talk to you on school right there. All right. So thank you very much for watching. And I'll hope to see you again soon. Okay. So the sales pitch is you can share your situation in He'll give you feedback. And you can post.

So other people who are part of his community can see what you're up to. There is going to be a documentary about this man someday. And there's going to be sneakers and Kool-Aid involved. You're looking at the executive producer right here. Yeah. No shit. Yeah, he gets into cult leader talking a little bit. That might be.

He gets into it. It might be. Well, he starts talking about it directly. I might be Adam Bush inspired. He's like, someone told me a cult leader. Well, not exactly. I know what that is. A wannabe.

Let's watch some of this way. I don't know if I can get through all of this, but Jerry's feeling it. Remember how he said like he's going to get tons of dates and stuff like that? He's all excited with himself. Well, I think this is what he's talking about because fast forward to I got two tennis dates in one day. Have you watched this, Chris? Yes. Is it good?

Yes. I'm Jerry Banfield. It's August 1st, 2006. I'm a full-time YouTuber. Some say I'm a cult leader. This is my vlog to give you the real raw authentic story. my life in the last day. I think everyone should vlog.

Everyone should live like this and the world would be awesome. Why? Why? Yeah, what? What would make that a good? Huh? In my life, well, after I was so destroyed. You know, having a diary is not all it's crouched up to be.

See what happened to Fauci? Did you guys see what Fauci was writing about? He's not proud of him to be a big celebrity during the pandemic. Like, he literally wrote like, 1200 people died today, but hey, look at I'm a wall-to-wall coverage. Fucking Anthony Bounty over here. What a return.

Meeting this woman a couple weeks ago that I was so excited about. First week went awesome. I've talked a lot about that in recent vlogs. Well, and everything fell off. One thing from her is I was so excited because she actually said she played tennis. I'm like,

man, I want a woman to date to play tennis with. Keep that desire in mind. Yesterday, I literally, I literally I want a woman to cooks and cleans but yeah

tennis is cool too I guess do we so good no okay find up two dates you do cook

very well thank you with women that play tennis within the next week I mean had neither of them on the horizon

at the beginning of the day when I woke up and this so the first woman I found on hinge by sending a rose like dating's

paid to play in 2026 If you didn't realize that... Okay, so I did watch the beginning of this. Didn't he just say that dating apps are ridiculous? You should be able to get... I go out and meet people in real life. Okay.

If you're not just paying money, like, the dating apps are paid to play. And there's very little point in using them if you're a man, if you're not paying this end roses and having premium. He also, though, said... Yeah. He wants women to have the dating app

so that he can go in and catfish these guys. Right. Cockblock. Correct. So only women should have the dating apps and no guys. Just Jerry. Yeah. So if you have a dating app if you're a guy, maybe he's trying to get rid of the competition.

That's what I think he's doing. Yeah, he's like, what are you a loser? He's trying to manifest. He wants to be the only guy out there. But he's sending roses. I think he says there are two bucks or something like that. Is this like, remember when Facebook had the poke thing? Yeah.

Just poke someone? Is that what that is? You're just sending like an animated thing. Pay attention to me. Oh, God. It's so pathetic. Just invisible. Most of the time.

Some exceptions, of course. So I'm just, I dropped like $200 on Hinge a couple nights ago. That's a lot of money. You think? This man is desperate. Oh, no. So wait a minute. Roses are two bucks apiece.

He dropped 200, 100 roses, he said. Maybe. Maybe. Or he has the premium. Well, no, yeah. He just dropped 200 bucks probably on top of what he's already doing. Dude, drop that money on OnlyFans. At least like have a girl talk to you that you want to jerk off to.

Jesus Christ, it's so sad. And I sent this one woman arose and she said, you know, tennis on her profile and she has a picture of her playing tennis. So I'm like, let's play. And she matched me back yesterday morning. She's like, yeah, let's do it. Nice. So I immediately went to YouTube and bragged about it. So I have to look up, what is tennis?

Tennis is my racket. I believe dudes are out there trying to date women without planning stuff. Like, what are you all doing? Oh. Jerry is like he has it all figured out. Look at all these sips who aren't doing it right. And by the way, get in the family. Somebody joined yesterday.

And the day before, I want a new family member every day. Go to Jerry Banfield.com. What if everyone gave me money? Would that be cool? Patreon.com slash your worthy podcast. Join the Jerry Banfield family. DM me. Share your life with me. You don't exist to me unless you're in the family. And I want to get to know you. Post your picture in there. Tell me your story.

Message me. Share a video with me. Dick pics. Whatever you want to do not. I want to get to know you. Almost all I watch are videos from people who follow me. I don't hardly watch anybody else. All right. Back to again. Finish me the sales pitch. Yeah. All right. We're moving on. Oh, it's in his head. It's in his head nonstop. It was almost a good Cartman. It was, yeah. It's been watching South Park.

I asked this woman on Hinge. Oh, dude, I was watching Who Are These Broadcasters today? I was the only one, so I wanted to tell you what happened. They played a Jimmy Fallon joke, and apparently it's like up for like best joke of late night for the year or something like that. Huh? And the joke was literally the fish sticks joke.

Oh. And neither Eric Zane. nor Christian Blatt addressed that. Okay. It was really, it's the weirdest thing. I need to look into this. I need to ask Christian, are you fucking with me? It was really weird.

I'm out of the case. They just stole a South Park joke. There was the whole premise of it was her episode. It's not like stealing a odd joke from an episode. Don't promise of it. And within a few hours, I, like, she matches me. She's like, let's play. I messengers are like one minute later.

Okay, got her attention. Let, you know. Wait. Huh? I'm sorry, I got distracted thinking about South Park. Did he just say he messaged her one minute later? That's what I heard. Because if she messaged him one minute later, I'd bring up the time.

Women like a man of action. Women like a man is just constantly refreshing the dating app. God stop, waiting for a message to come in. Ask this woman on Hinge, and within a few hours, like, she matches me. She's like, let's play. A message you're like one minute later. Okay, got her attention.

So she waited a couple of hours. A whole red flag of attention. He waited 60 seconds. He's learned nothing. Go back and rewatch those Andrew Tate videos, idiots. Let me look at my exact message. So I don't have to paraphrase. Yeah, read it.

We're going to look at the exact message. This is a very smart thing to do when you're communicating with women through a dating app. Is then read your conversations on your YouTube channel. And this is funny. this woman who's like tricking catfish just came up on my hinge again. Like I met her in person. All right. So she said the way to win me over and I said, let's meet for tennis.

She said, let's play. I said St. Pete Tennis Center, Fossil Park or somewhere else. I'm free tomorrow at five and flexible Sunday. Stop taxing your son, Jerry. What an idiot. You're going to get popular, man. Stop taxing yourself. Fuck.

He's getting me. He's reading the entire conversation. Come on, Keanu. What are you doing? God, he's so naive. Yeah. She says, she tells me where she wants to play. She says only weekdays.

And when, which day's good for you? I said, Monday morning and, you know, gave her time. She said, I can play Monday morning this time. Is that good for you? I'm like, yep, confirm to play. She's like, confirm Sunday evening. I'm like, I'll confirm Sunday evening. You want me to give you, you want me to give your phone number or should I just message you here?

She's like, messaging me here. Thanks. You didn't have to read any of that, Jerry. Nope. He dockses everything except the, The time. Yeah, good for him. Nice.

I just want to point out in the previous video, Jerry was saying, I was going to get laid. That's what I'm after right now. It's just getting laid. Nice guy, Jerry's gone. And now we've got a date on Monday morning? I'm sorry, man. It's probably not going to get laid doing an athletic activity on Monday morning. You never know.

Interesting. So I left a like. I'm like, all right. What's funny is I'm not emotionally invested. And I'm like, this is a woman from a dating app. Probably 50% chance she shows up. It's not a big deal. Get confidence.

Yeah, he's already. She's out the door. This is about bragging about getting two tennis dates on one day. And he's like, the probably just will ghost me. Yeah, I'll do something else if you don't show up. I'll go to yoga class.

Not a big deal. But it's cool. Like, I got one day scheduled. I was like, all right. That worked well. Then I had this woman that I met before match me on Hinge with a rose yesterday.

And she texts me like five in the afternoon. I'm like, hey, you know, lost your number. I haven't seen you in a while, you know, would love to reconnect. She's like, we can just be great friends. That's for sure. I'm like unmatched. Like, don't play with me. I'm not on hinge to be great friends.

I didn't spend $2 for a rose to be great friends. Oh my God. Stop it. I'm paying 20% interest on all my money right now. That's right. Yeah. T-Py-Py. Oh, my God.

Unmatch. Do not waste my time. I'm tired of wasting my time. Does he think that's a victory? That story he just told? He's also not tired of wasting his time because he's still doing it. I can't afford dog food to eat. I'm spending rose money on you.

Virtual rose money. And pour my love out to people who aren't interested in it. You know, people in YouTube comments. Women that, you know, are, oh, you like me more than I like you. Nah, I will never like a woman again more than she likes me. I will, I will, I will, what a statement. What a statement.

That's nuts. How could you possibly know that anyways? He's made a determination. He's figured out. Oh my God. I'm never like a woman more than she likes me ever again. This man's hurt. This is a broken heart of boo.

It is sad. you weren't so crazy. That's where she's at. And the lesson learned on that. So yesterday, I go to a hot yoga class at 10 a.m. at Beechtown. Because I'm like, it's a power flow. It might rain. In Florida, you're always risking raining.

And I'm like, I don't want to risk not getting my exercise playing tennis later. So I'm going to go to this hot power flow. I like the instructor because she does some amazing yoga classes. And I'm like, you know, I might meet the next woman. So I already lined up. up a date on Hinge. I'm like, let me see if I can go meet a woman at yoga today. You play. And then I'm looking around like, I hope this other woman's out. This guy really is entertained now. Holy shit. There, I don't know if I'm ready to see her yet. And if she's

watching these vlogs, why don't you reach out? Why don't you reach out? Huh? I can answer that for you. Because she's watching the vlogs. Okay. Thank you. I was going to say, you want to take this one? I'm already moving on. So maybe I don't like you more than you like me, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm still a little hungover her today. I'm like, man, we had a lot of compatibility, but obviously not enough compatibility. But who knows? Maybe something will happen with her.

Why would she be watching my vlogs? Or the roles, Jerry. The same reason we're watching your vlogs. Because it's hilarious. Because she's like, dodge the bullet. Compiling evidence. Yeah, really.

But not reaching out. Who knows? So I go to this yoga class. And I put myself right up in the... You know, I saw a restraining order that went out against one of my friends who lives in Las Vegas. In that restraining order were links to YouTube videos. That might be why she's watching his vlogs. Front.

Dude, it's so sweaty. I'm like, this instructor's crank. This is crazy. It's so hot. But it was a great workout. I started just having friendly conversations with some of the women afterwards. Because there's like me and two other dudes there and like 20 women. and I'm like, okay, I'm not feeling any vibes from any of them,

but I'm just being friendly, you know, playing around, seeing if anybody's interested. I head home feeling like I got a great workout, and then I get to work cranking videos. I film yesterday, I filmed, let's look at my video up. I filmed 13 videos with 114 minutes of content yesterday. I love it. I'm so excited.

He's back to the spreadsheet. Yeah. He abandoned the spreadsheet for so long. He was in love. And now he's a. Leave the spreadsheet. Including some shorts and ready to go right now. I'm ready to go right now.

So I crank out 13 videos. I did some of the morning. I did this 25 minute all coin review. Glad those are killing it. And then I am, then I go to tennis. And I'm trying to limit these 10 minutes. So we're not going to need to do the long version of everything I ate and all that stuff. But whole plant, basically.

I don't mind. 1644. I don't know me this in 10 minutes. Potatoes, cooked them in the oven. So then I go to tennis. I'll give you against every fucking detail. So I put up my under pants. They weren't comfortable.

I put a different pair. All that stuff. But whole plant, basically. Sweet potatoes, cooked them in the oven. So then I go to tennis. And I see on the app that I'm mashed up against this woman that I played before. Last time when I am, she's very attractive, very sweet. I beat her worse than I've ever beat anybody in tennis before.

She didn't win a single point the first four games. And then she won like one or two points to fifth game, at which point it was over. Wait a minute. Didn't he just say no minutia? Oh, no. We had to know the scores. And the address.

How many points you got? And your lunch. I just hope that this becomes the new devil verse thing. I'm going to beat the shit on a salary job at tennis. Right. Yeah. Beat him so good at tennis. I haven't seen her in a month.

So I'm like, cool. Rematch. I'm like, I was playing my absolute best last time. seem to be thrown up. You're playing girls. Oh God, I can see it now. Kenneth Con won. She's 12.

So I get there and she's there and we've got a lot of chemistry. We're playing. We're having fun. We're laughing. And she beats me five to three. And then I'm like, Anthony says she wield herself a waiter chair. Fuck, man.

This is ridiculous. Is this? Is she single? Because I don't see a ring. She's asking a lot of questions. She's asking, where are you from? And she's very friendly with, I mean, it's mostly other guys there. It's, you know, men and women, but mostly men.

And she's being very friendly. And I'm like, I'm trying to pay attention to her while she's playing with the other guys. I'm like, is she having as much fun with them as she's having with me? Does she want, you know, I know I'm like, I've got to ask her to meet up and and play outside of this tennis. you know, meet up sometime. But I'm like, wait. I was like, wait. Just wait till the time's right.

And I'm trying to like sync up with her subconsciously telepath. I haven't watched this. It ends with him fucking her, right? Of course. That's that we're going through all this, Manusha? Hey, you want to play outside? I mean, what's the point of any of this? I think he's describing this is the second tennis date.

No, I know. Which is not a date. It's not impressive at all. That's insane. So what was a tennis club? I asked her if you want to play a game. She said, yes. You guys believe it?

I'd also like to just ask. She's not wearing a wedding ring. She's working out. A lot of people don't wear a wedding ring when they're running out. I just picture Jerry. What's the Bruce McCullough character where he's playing racquetball? The eradicator. I am the eradicator.

Tuesday is no good for the eradicator. I'm like, all right, if the situation comes up, because this is a woman I may see again. And at the tennis meet up, like, I don't want to make something awkward. Like, I want to just be present. And if she's interested, it'll line up. So I play the next guy I beat him. Then I draw the last guy

Because it's past seven And she's out there talking Being real free Wait He draws it Oh they ran out of time Yeah got it Friendly with the student

I'm like this woman has got to be single Like no woman with a boyfriend Or a husband would be this friendly with the guys And asking them questions and listening and That's right, Jen I see you at the WHB live shows Be real friendly And I'm like

I think she wants to play with me. I think she would be willing to give me her number and play with me outside of here. But this other guy, she has just engaged him in conversation constantly. So I like sweep the court on their court after I've already done mine. She tries to dismiss the other guy. She's like, oh, I'll just sweep it myself. I'm like, interesting. Maybe it seems like she at least subconsciously has the idea.

She'd like some time with just me. And this guy's being super friendly. So the three of us, me and this other guy, out with her. And this guy is so polite. He's like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, thanks, bro. I'm like, you're on the same wavelength.

I'm like, all right. Now I'm walking her to her car, just the two of us. And imagine reporting back this information. I say, you know, after the tennis we played, I think you and I need to play a full match, you know, three sets. She's like, how about five? You know, I'm, I'm like, dang, all right. five?

She's like, yeah, let's play five. I don't know if I can take that. Good. Man, I'm like, she's like, I'm a really great shape. I'm like, dang, all right. All right. So I'm trying to let her figure out, you know, how we're going to need to communicate.

Dang, let's go. Somebody just joined the school right now. While I'm filming this. Right now. Come on. Let's go. I don't know if I should have shown that on King. Dude, let's go. Thank you. Somebody's dropped $81

for the whole year. year. I stocked some guy who signed up for school. Dude, this is the manic energy that I'm concerned about with our friend Jerry Badfield. I feel like the high highs are too high and the low lows are a bit too low. He is bipolar. Yeah.

He is a manic. He might be tripolar. Try hard. Yeah, so he just saw a guy give $81 for the year because it reduced it to $9 a month. Wouldn't you give a discount for the year? Whatever. Yeah, I guess that is a discount, right? No.

Yes. Yes, it is. Shut up. Shut up. I'm math. I'm math it over here. Fuck me. Let's do money.

Let's do money. Remember the first guy who signed up had to get like $300 bucks? Oh, yeah. For it? Yeah. Do you think he's feeling shitty about that? Oh, it's like almost 400. Yeah.

You think he's feeling pretty dumb about that now? Well, Adam was celebrating. Adam wasn't very happy about that. Yeah. Oh, he went ape shit. Join the school community. Let's go. 16 members.

Get in here. If I'm a cult leader, just do put a video out saying I'm a cult leader. If I'm a cult, this is where you get in, baby. It's not a good sales bench.

No. So what does this thing? A cult or something? Yeah, that's exactly what we call it. Remember Vanguard? Next team was like the volleyball guy. Remember the nexium cult?

Oh, yes. He always played indoor volleyball with all the cult members? Yes. Do you think Jerry's going to do that with tennis? That's not all he did, but yes.

No, I realized there was, I realized he's in prison now. Volleyball's not illegal at this country yet. Sounds like a fun cult. But yeah, I'm wondering, like, is this what Jerry's doing with tennis, maybe? Or yoga. Barry Mayerfield family. Thank you, $81. Got my bank account going up on Saturday.

So back to the story. Wow. He'll spend any amount of money, $200 on Hinge the other day. And it doesn't mean anything. $81 coming in, today's been a good day. fucking we did it. No, Jerry, you're still in the negative. By a lot. Stop it.

But money's coming in. What do you mean? I know he really does not understand the balance sheet. The P&L. I'm, I walk out to the parking lot and I'm like, I'm not going to ask her number. I'm going to let her realize that she agreed to play a set with me. She should probably offer it. So she's like, well, should we, you know, meet up on a tennis app or should I just give you my number? I'm like, well, why don't you give me your number?

let me just help you with this a little bit so she puts i give her my phone she puts her number in it and then we talk for like 20 more minutes afterwards she's really her and i have a lot of interest in common i'm trying not to some of the dues the tennis club do wash my video so but i'm not saying anything negative about anybody and this is my life and i'm not going to censor it in case somebody doesn't like it if you don't like it which is it you know we just went on a whole trip right there some people do watch this but fuck you i'll do another fuck i why you're not the boss of me. He was like yelling at his parents right there. Yeah. Watch this. Some of the dudes at tennis club do watch my video. So I'm not saying anything negative about

anybody. And this is my life and I'm not going to censor it in case somebody doesn't like it. If you don't like it, then, you know, don't be in the cold. You're going to like it. Unbelievable. All right. Yeah, why can't we just be honest with each other? So I have a real nice talk with her for and then she's like, all right, let's get some food. I'm like walking over to my car. I'm like, do you just ask me to go to eat? Like, I'm just, I'm not, I want to make sure you're not feeling like rejected or anything. I didn't say that. But good.

She's like, oh, no, I just met, you know, it's time to eat. I'm like, all right, all right, see you later. So then she's, I got her number, but she didn't have mine. So I'm all sweaty from tennis and stuff. I'm like, let me wait a little bit to text her. Like, let's not text her in the car right now. Or the shower. She's going to.

Hey, do you remember me? It's Jerry. And she said, let's go get food and then left. He's like, what, what? Yeah, you want to get food with me? She's like, no, I say, that's fine. That's not what I meant. Hold on a second.

He gets her number and he's sweaty. And that's why he doesn't text her right away? No, the reason to have to text her right away is to not look desperate, idiot. Not because you're sweaty. You can text while you're sweaty. That's not the reason. I do all the time. Gross.

Time to get home. I'm going to wait a little bit to text her. So I message her, you know, hey, it's me. And then I send a... So I wait four to half minutes. Book or something we talked about. I send like three messages. And then I'm on the phone with my...

On the phone with a couple of people. He sent her three messages. Okay. Then after like 20 minutes, she sends me like three messages back, says have a good night. And then after I get a phone, I send her like three messages back. Good night also. Stop. And I'm like, wow.

I literally, you know, I don't. know for sure it's a date with her. She seems like she's single. Okay. So this is the Bragg video called I got two tennis dates in one day. The first one, 50% chance she shows up. And this one, I mean, it's still not sealed, but she agreed to it when we're. Maybe there's two dates coming up that we don't know about.

This is crazy. Seems like the date context might be there. And I'm going to treat it like a date. You know, a first date. Like just, you know, it's casual. It's a first date. It goes. Well, how else would you treat it?

Yeah. Well, if it's not a date, that'll be awkward too. Yeah. Are you into petting? Then maybe I'll invite her to do something else afterwards. We'll see. I mean, I'm going to need to make sure she's actually single too. It seems like she invited you to do something.

Jerry, it could have already been there. Like, just because she hasn't mentioned a boyfriend or a husband, you know, I don't assume a woman is single. I assume every woman has guys they're talking to, whether it's their husband. their boyfriend, their husband and their boyfriend, or some guys that would like to take that position. But I'm really grateful. It's like this thing with this woman that happened at yoga a few weeks ago, it's just been a big reminder.

Like, you know, what you, all the women, there are all kinds of women that are single, that will be compatible with you, and literally just reach out. Just make the approach. I made this video saying, I'm never going to ask a woman out again. That's crap, right?

This is my favorite part of Jerry. Yeah. When he goes, I was completely convinced this the way to live your life, and I was completely wrong. Yesterday, Banfield was full of shit. At least he's honest. Yeah.

Is he, though? No. He's very confused if he's honest. That worked fine for a while. But I'm not just, you know, cold approaching. I'm trying to see, like, this was a very warm connection at tennis yesterday.

Like this woman, she's very friendly. She seemed like she was having a little more fun with me than the other guys. It seemed like she was doing, what she the question is though does she like you more than you like her because that's the rule yeah that's the rule jerry let's not forget ever forget yep he did to do to set up me and her just ending up being out at our cars which we just happen to park next to each other and have the same brand of car

and you know that that just happened to align perfectly and it's like okay and then i had her sign my yearbook you drive a honda should we get buried yeah you don't see those too often One of the chances. A brand of car. Yeah. Wow. Then a meeting this morning, she's like, you know, you need to let stuff happen organically. I'm like, well, to me, if, you know, that might work as a woman, but as a man, organic

to me means I'm out there. I'm paying attention. I'm approaching. I'm like yesterday. If I'm in my head, this woman and I are not exchanging numbers. If I'm just not thinking about dating and I'm just not. just thinking about tennis, as soon as I finish up playing the guy I'm playing, I brush my court, I walk off and go home.

You see, that's the difference. If I'm, but I was paying attention. I'm like, I think this woman wants to exchange numbers with me. Therefore, I'm going to linger on the court. I'm going to take more time drinking my... Linger, Lunger, Jerry. I water. And this is what can be hard for some people to get.

Like, if I'm going to yoga and I'm just there to work out, and I'm not trying to see if there's a woman that might want to date me, then I'm in and out. I'm not talking to anybody. I don't care why. Why does he argue with this person from this morning that he talked to, told him to do something he didn't want to do? We didn't tell him to do that.

I think he has multiple personalities, but he's aware of it. Interesting. Because he's like, if I was that other kind of Jerry, which I am. Right. Yeah, that was Thursday. Is the matchmaker actually just him? Oh, probably. and the massage.

And the queen. Oh, no, that's sad. The way this whole thing started was someone told him in a meeting, I'm guessing an AA meeting or something, I forget what he said, that just let things happen organically. You know, you'll meet the right person, just live your life and whatever. It wasn't a business meeting. It wasn't a business meeting. No. And Jerry's response should have been, I haven't gotten late since November.

And the woman would have been like, oh, yeah, never mind. To everything you can next. my mat like i'm if i'm there just for yoga i'm i've essentially got blinders on and i've been i've been to yoga lots of times just for yoga and i've i've had women smile on me be friendly with me that if i've reciprocated that it might have turned into

we're reporting on women smiling at us now holy shit she wasn't that hot but she smiled at me but I was like I'm here for yoga I'm not paying attention to anybody so for me organic means I need to be paying attention especially as a man women send

really subtle signals like the woman yesterday talking about you know oh don't worry I'll just brush the whole court myself I'm like all right she realizes if this guy leaves right now it's just going to be me and her over here that's a subtle signal What a victory that was.

What's tough with subtle signals. You need to put like five of them together. I put all those together yesterday. So this is what I'm learning right now. I dive into all this stuff deeper on my Jerry Banfield dating channel. So I'm going to the, you know, just dedicated dating. Like I show literally my exact hinge profile. My exact hinge profile.

Right now is up on my dating channel. Fine. I'll make fun of your exact hinge profile. Jesus, Jerry. I heard you. Which is the first time. I'm testing out. some shorts again too.

You know, I haven't been too impressed with shorts so far, but shorts seem to be growing some of my channels. So I really appreciate you watching. I'll keep you updated here. I had to face my fear with this one. It's like, okay, what if this woman watches this? I told her on a YouTuber. Like, what if she watches this?

Yeah. It'll be out in a few days. But what if she watches this, she's freaked out. It's like, if you're freaked out by me being honest and sharing my life for the purpose of helping other people to share their lives authentically, if you're freaked out that my... Is that what you're doing? I'm sorry.

I don't think so. Jerry's sharing his real life for the purpose of having other people share their real lives authentically? Has he said that ever? Is that the takeaway that I should also be embarrassing myself on vlogs? He wants everybody to do that.

He just said that. That was a different Jerry. Oh, right. Sorry. Jerry. Yeah. That's a weird objective to have. Also, I don't think he believes.

leaves that. No. It's his excuse. Yeah. I do this. I'm trying to help other people. You're not. Helping anyone, but you are helping WATP and we appreciate that. It involves leading by example and being a role model of how to live an authentic life. Then I don't think we're right for each other. If you're freaked out, he thinks he's a role model. His life is miserable. By me, you know, being honest and not even saying anything bad about anybody, then that's not going to work. Like, I'm not going to just change, you know, I have a job to do here. You know, it's hilarious. So again, this is another 180. We just played the video where he's like, I got to stop talking about my personal life so much because then people watch it and it fucks them

everything. He's just like, oh, you don't want to go out with me because I talked all about you and read our specific text exchange. What's your problem? Yeah, fuck you. This is a lot of my life. He learns nothing ever. It's great. And this is my job doing. these videos and being there for you and the Jerry Banfield family. So you saw how hyped I got when this person joined right now. So that's how hyped I'm going to get when you join. Join, get in there. And it's, it's, has this guy done cameo?

Oh, wow. I would get a cameo from Jerry. I can't believe he hasn't. I don't want the 30 minute conversation with him on the phone, but I would like a cameo. Yeah, just three and a half minutes of our birthdays are coming up, right? Chad, huh? It hits. I'm afraid I can't give him any money.

All right. I have one more video coming up that's very interesting because Jerry's changed his business model yet again. I know it's shocking. If you guys remember, he was going to make money as a YouTuber. He's just making as many videos as possibly at the spreadsheet. I've got to make seven videos a day on average. And so he's just keeping up with making these videos.

And then he realizes, no, no, the answer is school.com. So I got a school page. up $49 a month. You'll have a call with me. You can text me, DM me. I'll write you back. And then he realized,

no, you know what? I need his phone calls. $96 for a half hour and we'll do a Zoom call. And so everything just directed to pay for a phone call, set up a meeting. And then he went,

no, no, no, no. I should be consulting locally. What I need to be doing is teaching AI to people here in St. Petersburg Because they don't fucking know about AI and I do and I'm a tech jeezer. And then he realized,

No, no, no, what I should be doing is writing people's memoirs. I'll meet up with them. I'll do an interview. They can tell me their wife's story. I'll put together a book or a podcast or whatever they want it to be packaged as there's their memoir. He's been saying a lot lately. Like, I need to be face-to-face. You just heard it in this video.

I should be coaching guys with dating face-to-face. Women, he should be coaching. He wanted to teach guys how to pick up girls at yoga class. by bringing them to his yoga class and teach them how to pick up girls. Which one do you want? That was not available. That's a floor model.

So this is hilarious because Jerry is once again completely changed his business model and got everything with him as a cycle, which is fantastic. I'm Jerry Banfield. It's July 31st, 2012, 26. I'm a full-time YouTuber. This is my daily vlog I do.

And to communicate real, raw authentic living and led by, I'm a role model, all right? I'm trying to live a life here and share and show others how to do it. So here's what's happened in the last 24 hours. Things you'll find interesting if I don't, who would find any of this interesting if you haven't know me? I think it is. So I realized in the last 24 hours, I need to just go all in on YouTube. And the idea of me trying to do business locally is a bit unrealistic. I know what I'm doing on YouTube. One of the best things that happened in the last 24 hours, I had an amazing conversation with the guy that I ran into at a meeting. This is all it takes. One conversation, he changes

an entire business model. Sometimes it's a conversation with AI. And he changed the entire business model. That was when we did the phone call thing. AI convinced him to do that. But this is crazy because he goes, I can't compete on YouTube. There's too many people on here. And, you know, he wants to do YouTube coaching. But it's like, but I don't have the numbers for that. People who have hundreds of thousands or billions of subs, they're going to have people want to pay them to teach them how to do YouTube. And then he goes, wait a second,

I can't do anything locally. I can't compete with the local. I should be back on YouTube again. It's just back and forth, back and forth. And I think the answer is, none of these things are viable. I think he realizes one at a time that I can't make a living doing this.

But rather than realize, like, okay, so none of these things work. He just goes back to the original idea, which is this is the original idea. Yeah, there's only so many tricks in the bag. Yeah. Two, actually. But I guess my point is,

this is not how you should start a business, but if you were starting a business by writing down all the different ways you can make money, and then when one fails, you just put a line through it. Like, okay, can't do that. He should have gone back to that chalkboard

and have been like, YouTube is the answer. I'll just make tons of YouTube. Oh, I put a line through that. Well, that's right. No, he put it back in the bag and forgot about it. Oh. YouTube.

And, you know, he's, he's going through a divorce himself and struggling. But one thing he said in his share is that, you know, he got a call from his divorce attorney while he was on camera. I'm like, going to have to talk to him afterwards about that. Same as I picked that woman up at yoga a few weeks ago. I hear anybody talking about content creation. I'm like, I got to figure out what's going on here. And I've been praying. I'm like, please guide me on my work so that, you know, I just.

I want to make a full-time income, like 10 plus thousand a month doing what I do. I know. I'm grateful that I'm up to maybe a couple thousand a month right now from zero in just two months with six YouTube channels I started four months ago. So I'm up from zero in just two months from six YouTube channels. I started four months ago. I thought I was bad at math. Crunch the numbers.

I talked to this guy after a meeting. I'm like, what do you do on camera? And he says that he sells. stuff on TikTok. I'm like, you sell stuff on TikTok? Gino Bisconti? He ran into the Gino? Do you want a garbage kid? You go with your foot?

They make those? Give me 12. I sell shit on TikTok. I'd be like, oh, cool, man. All right, well, anyway, glad you're in recovery. I'll see you at the next meeting. It's not a good job, man. and he tells me exactly how he does it he's making a fortune doing it he puts in a lot of work doing the live streams also and then i tell him i'm like well i'm trying to figure out what's

to do with myself he's like tic-tok and youtube are where it's at like you you've got to be able to find something to do on youtube like you you're in the right place already but here we are and after talking to him he's like i he was talking about we're talking about all kinds of different games and stuff that he sold before and i told him we ended up we didn't ended up talking about Magic the Gathering Arena. And this guy sounds like a winner. He says, was it Maddox?

Maybe. Magic the Gathering Arena is so popular. There's so much money you can make around that game. I'm like, really? Because I love playing Magic the Gathering. I played as a kid. I got to Mythic. I've been looking like right now I have six YouTube channels.

My gaming channel is the weak spot. All the other channels are growing pretty consistently. And the gaming channel, like if it could pull in an audience, that might be critical mass. So I... What? Does you understand what critical mass means? If my gaming channel could just pull in an audience, that might be critical mass.

Man, this guy, the delusion. The only way you can live your life like this is if you're delusional, I guess. Good for him. I leave and I'm like, thank you for the guidance. Like, YouTube is exactly what I need to be doing. Like, look at this setup. Yeah, my buddy, Vito Giswaldi, my good friend. Vito is here.

Gaming Master Jerry. Vito knows a thing or two about how to make money with Magic the Gathering. You can watch his podcast on there. Maybe you can team up with Jerry. Get him on the show. 10,000 plus dollar

YouTube setup that I've got in the background from my vlog. You know, this light is several hundred dollars. That is Claude Code running a $200 a month AI workflow on a video in the background. I'm not impressed. It's the spreadsheet.

in the Here's a spreadsheet That's amazing Cool I haven't seen this yet When did this one come out Today? Oh okay

So did you have today Background showing How I've I've uploaded 371 videos Since May 18th I've averaged Five videos a day

Even going on vacation Even changing my strategy To live streams I've averaged 73 minutes of content a day. That's 90 hours of content I've uploaded since May 18th when I started the tracking spreadsheet. You see my OBS over there. Like this is what almost nobody does is get this kind of a setup. This kind of setup. I know I can use this and make at least 10 grand a month.

I probably know 20 people who have this set up. But it's conservative. But I'm in the space. And at this point, it's like, okay, what do I need to do to do that? Well, just keep grinding out YouTube videos. You went from zero to 2000 a month. There's no reason you can't go from two to three, three to four, four to five, five to six, six to seven to seven to ten. Oh. Like there's no reason you can't just grind out video.

Gotcha. Take a big jump after seven. Goes. And make a full-time living on YouTube. So I'm really grateful for that realization. like, okay, all I need to do is just go back to cranking out six videos a day. And then I've got my school community at jerrybanfield.com. I've got one-on-one calls at jerrybanfield.com.

I will eventually get some sponsorships. I do need to put my business email in all my channels. So he's back to just selling everything possible. Does he bring up, I wonder if he's going to bring up the memoir thing. Is he giving up on that already? But this is crazy. So now it's make a bunch of YouTube videos, monetize the channel or the six channels. set up for school.

You can also call me on Zoom. I remember there's a video we just watched where he's just like, the phone calls it was a terrible idea. I can't. I'm not going to make a living just having phone calls with people. Different Jerry.

It's because you can't scale that, Jerry. Okay, whatever. I'll get some sponsorships. Sponsorships. Oh, God. Should WAPS sponsor the show? I mean. He's just sponsor our show.

And, and all, everything should escalate. Like right now, I only have two monetized channels and they bring in 500 a month in ad revenue. What happens when I get three, four, five, six monetized channels, and they start bringing in one, two, three thousand a month in ad revenue. I dropped my Jerry Banfield family down to $9 a month

so that it's super affordable. Anyone can easily join. Super forcible? Does he make it up a word? $9 a month so that it's super affordable. Yeah. That'd be a fun tagline. It's super forcible.

anyone can easily join and then you can talk you can post to the all everybody else who's in there you can introduce yourself hey losers yeah what's up you guys all get ripped on by jerry yep we sure are it's just a bunch of ls i mean that's to bring this back to me but we have a patreon patreon patreon dot com slash who are these podcasts and i post content in there every day people to watch listen to whatever. But also built into that are like everyone can just like message each other. And you can message me and there's DMs and there's all that

kind of stuff. So he's describing what we do without any of the reasons why people actually sign up for Patreon. They start up for it because I never talk about how like yeah, you guys go in there and chat and there's conversations and DMs. I never talk about that because it's about like the videos we put out. Things that entertain people.

Jerry goes, this is a great place you go and talk to other idiots. We're paying nine books. a month. This is the major blind spot with him. Yeah. It's the underwear gnomes. Right. He doesn't understand what is the product, Jerry? I'm the product. That sucks. What else you got? You can DM me and every, you know, I'm putting my old courses and video archives up in there. Like if you want to support me, if you want a direct connection, if you want me to read. Dude, the archives, that's funny. He literally said, not that long ago, that I was ripping people off. The reason why my

this didn't work before is because I was making all of these courses that I was just trying to trick people into clicking on it. No one even watched the courses after they clicked on it, but I got them to click on it because it wasn't really good content. And I was going, if you set up for this, you get all the archives. And I like you tell about the crypto stuff that didn't work out. Oh, hot diggedy. Sign me up.

That's the place to do it. So I've got, and I've got that set up. So if you want a one-on-one call a month, you can upgrade or you want a one-on-one call every week, you can upgrade in there. a week imagine talking to this guy every week no what's new jerry well i changed my business model again

all right i figured go ahead what do you got yeah so i've got a nice business system set up right now and if the icp price would ever kick off you know that like i'm so set like i'm already in the right position

this is soothing he's soothing himself my business model was awesome plus i have all this crypto is worthless but maybe someday it won't be worthless and i'll be a millionaire I'm set for like, baby. Keep telling yourself that. You never know.

I hope it does. I hope ICP is the greatest crypto ever and he becomes a wealthy, wealthy man. It'd be hilarious. All I need to do is keep grinding out content and stay focused, which most of the last few months I have done, but then the last week I started getting distracted.

I've had this idea that there's these big opportunities for me locally. Right. But I got to say that's unrealistic. Correct. Most local stuff comes from face-to-face, networking, in-person connections, and I have very little of that.

And I don't enjoy doing that a whole bunch either. Great. You're like no people and stuff? It's a whole thing. I didn't even realize. I just buying Google ads over here. I'm good at all this tech stuff. So we're going to keep doing that.

I also rejoined Hinge yesterday. I know, cringe. But I am going to document it on my Jerry Banfield dating channel. Be like, look, Hinge day one. Just rejoined. Here's my profile. Here's my strategy.

Let's see how long it is before I either meet someone or delete it. I was thinking. You have the right attitude, Jerry. Yes, less. Let's please do. Wow. The woman I went out with from yoga that I got all excited about, she was on Hinge also.

She had some guy cancel a date on her. And I know on Hinge, if you do, if you send roses, like that is a pretty easy way to, get attention from a woman. I think I've made my best hinge profile ever. And you can be the judge of that on Jerry Banfield dating. I've also got a bit... We have to do that to run on WTP, right?

Okay. Extreme. I don't need to put these vlogs out a full two weeks behind. So I'm going to start cranking, you know, the ones I filmed out every day again. There should be a few days delay on the vlog. So in case I get a little embarrassed that I filmed a video crying. And it's like, you know what? We're just going to censor that one.

I don't have to put out every single moment of my life. And maybe... Totally goes against the video we're just watching. Since when? Also, he's saying these things, but he doesn't mean them. Right. We'll watch him cry probably later this week on his show. I'm not afraid of emotions.

You are. But one guy was messaging me saying, you know, well, you know, your YouTube makes it hard because women are going to be able to see everything going out with you. Stop telling him that. Is that Kendi again? And it's important that if I'm going to date a woman, she needs to be comfortable with what I do on YouTube. That was one of the big points of friction while I got divorced. My ex hated my...

Oh, because he had to delete... Oh, he raged deleted all of his YouTube channels because he was fighting with his wife. Yes. Oh, I don't think I ever put those pieces together before. Fine, I'll be an author. Is that what I meant? You're getting a job. What am I doing?

A local author. Some people don't know. This is a book that cherry wrote. It's called Author in St. Petersburg. Can't wait. Who the fuck would buy and read this? Hey, that's where I live. Kids are shit.

That was one of the big points of friction why I got divorced. My ex hated my very public life that I would put everything out there. hated being a part of that. Now, many women will feel the same way, but some women will be very happy to have that kind of lifestyle, like where, you know, we live a transparent life. I want a woman who would film videos with me and be a part of my vlogs and film dating videos with me. Yeah, play with herself on Cam. No, we know. We, you're watching Andrew Tate. How's that going for you? Yeah. He'd play a game with me or something. Maybe hop on the crypto channel once a month. Like I want a woman.

Anything. Maybe just return a text message for time to time. Wow. Who will cooperate with my YouTube channel and who is proud of what I do and is happy to support me with that. Oh. So I'm, you shouldn't say, huh, you shouldn't say that. He's not like a child. I'm not going to censor myself.

You proud of me, Bobby? Yeah, patch out of the hide. There you go. You got it. I'm not going to try and hide or minimize my YouTube. So on Hinge, I put that I'm a YouTuber. for my description. My shirts have my name on.

This says Jerry Bafel. I might not get a date sometimes. My sister-in-law made me a Jerry Bainfield shirt a couple of years ago. I got to find that. Bring it back out. It's pretty sweet. Because of that, but I may get. My shirts and Jerry Bafield.

And my thermos is labeled. Don't eat my sandwich. My name's on it. Anybody can get a T-shirt and a Sharpie and make the shirt he wears. Unbelievable. Get a subscriber or her or a file. follower, who knows. I've also been thinking like the woman at yoga

you know, it's pulled away, maybe she'll come back, maybe not. It doesn't matter that. This is a new woman who's pulled away that he keeps talking about and obsessing over. Talking about the queen. I don't, oh, is this the queen? Yes. Oh, no. Yeah. I thought he let go. No.

Much. All right, because what matters is I keep getting out there and making an effort myself and I listen to, I think he text her these videos every time he drops one? I hope not, but... He does. He wants her to watch this so badly.

That's my theory. I play tennis with a girl. I bet he's blocked by now. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I picked my friend up from the airport yesterday, had a nice conversation. Oh, no! We could be up picking people from the airport. That could have been you, Queen.

Exactly. Wow. And I listened to... I picked my friend up from the airport yesterday, had a nice conversation with him. Oh. And I was listening to some more of Andrew Tate's course. Yes. And I don't agree with the significant.

Yes. Yes. All right. Let's hear what he learned from Andrew Tate. This is fucking awesome. I was listening to some more of Andrew Tate's course. And, you know, I don't agree with the significant portion of it. But I'm feeling really grateful, like, getting back to what I know.

He doesn't agree with a significant portion of it. Yeah. Why do you keep bringing it up? Why are you still? Using that as a reference then. That's weird. What I already learned about dating. And the woman that was supposed to come over today canceled.

And she first like rescheduled and tried to. And then she's like, oh, I'm not feeling good. Can I reschedule? I'm like, I'm just going to leave that. Yeah. Like that, that. All right. That's one thing you weren't.

If you're canceling or rescheduling, I'm going to figure you're not interested. And I'm just going to withdraw any attention from there. And if she wants to start, you know, try again. sometime later, cool, but I'm real, I don't like canceling or rescheduling. Like, to me, that indicates you're unstable. You can't commit to the things you say.

That's what indicates it. Unstable or does their research. Maybe Google's the name Jerry Banfield might be unstable. I'm not feeling good. Oh, you're fucking whackadoo. Can't deal with you. You're going to do.

And with this, the woman from yoga, I should have the queen. I should have immediately pulled back 100% when she canceled that date. What would they have done? You'd still be talking about her. He'd be going, I wish I hadn't pulled back. Yep.

Right. Right. God damn. You got to let that one go, man. Wow. It's been like, I'm out. You know, and maybe then she decides she misses me and then she's pursuing after that.

But I'm grateful for all these lessons I've learned. I'm grateful for all of you watching. Was this guy ever be able to play hard to get? No. He's so desperate for anything in his life and everything in his life. I want him to meet a woman that will co-host with him because I want to see who this woman is. Dude, Johnny Crutches has a female co-host. He's got to be able to find someone.

That was just a knock of Johnny Crutches. Yes. Fuck that guy. That said, if you want to talk with me or share your opinions with me, you've got to to be a member of the family because I, the YouTube comments have been too damaging to me over the years. Because, so is my life. I don't like things like the truth.

Reality. It's pretty bad observations. Those darn comments. The YouTube comments have been too damaging to me over the years because negative, you know, little amounts of negative feedback are so toxic that, you know, I read nine. positive comments and one negative comment and I have no idea who's posting these comments. I don't know if the comments

are from bots. I don't know if the comments are from you know, some like just miserable, lonely person. Like I said he leave his own comment? Yeah, let's not get a name calling here. Pot kettle. That's the fucking Bill Burr

argument. Yeah. Oh, it's a bunch of bots we're saying I sold out. Bots don't do that. Like, what would be the purpose of that? Oh, and stuttering John. Yeah. He's like, I'll see all these positive ones. I see one negative and yeah.

Yeah, they're all negative. They're all negative. But who's programming these bots to fuck with Jerry Panfield? Doesn't make sense. Some genius. Moody? I don't need to hear that. I know it's really important in life to be careful who you listen to.

And random. So I was listening to entertain the other day. An AI. Yeah, and Claude. Wow. People commenting on my videos, I don't need to listen to. I need to listen to people who have something invested in me, who care about what I'm doing. Nine bucks.

Yep. Port me that my videos make a difference. Like I got some, you know, really nice messages on school yesterday from a guy saying, you know, your videos have made such a big difference to my life. That was me. He doesn't understand sarcasm. That's what I need to hear. I don't need to hear from somebody who's just out there, you know, coming over from some other video wanting to talk a bunch of junk. So.

Sorry. Okay. That's Kendi. Be careful who you listen to in life. And my goal with all that I create is to be a person worth listening to. If you want to have a life that's satisfying, that's fun, that's authentic, that's, that's full of joy. So I'll keep you updated with everything. Thank you for watching.

I'm also shortening. if I go over 10 minutes on a video. Yeah, I can tell you're rushing the head here. I'm going to reach the 10 minute bar. I'm going to wrap it up. Because if I'm going to do six videos a day, I shouldn't probably be putting out more than 60 minutes a day of content. Right now I've been averaging 73 minutes a day of content.

Whoa. And it seems the number one thing I can do to grow all my channels is crank one video day out on every single channel. If I want to make 10 grand a month on YouTube. Got it. You know, the word crank comes up a lot. I have to crank these videos out. Doesn't sound like quality.

No, I've never once talked about WATP or the creep off. I've got to crank out of the creep off. It doesn't sound like you want to do it or that it's good. Producing crazy. You want to throw a show together? Yeah, right. It's hilarious. Then it seems if I put, you know, six videos a day out for the next six months,

that'll be, you know, a little less than a thousand videos, that seems like I get a pretty high confidence that that's going to be a lot of reach and discovery. So we're going to wrap this up. Thanks for watching. Hope to see you on tomorrow's vlog. Wow. Well, I want to thank people to watch Just crank this one out today.

Thank you all for being here. This has been a lot of fun. Jerry is the gift that keeps on giving. He really is. Geary Rexwork. IsoTope's live is great. Dancers. That's someone who's at our show on Saturday?

I'll give them the feedback. All right. Thank you so much for hanging with us on this. emergency show that we've done. A mini-so, as I call it, when I put it out on the audio feed. Listen to Who Are These Podcasts?

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And it was one of the shett podcasts we've ever done. Scat podcast was Dirty Gary and I learned some things about the That we cannot unlearn. I thought I knew everything there was to know. It was remarkable. Everybody talked shit. Everybody.

There was a lot of shit talking. Jenny Jingles, thank you so much for being on. Thanks for having me. The lovely Jenny Jingles, a producer, Chris. I was here anyway. Why don't you go crank out some dinner?

I'm going to go crank out some dinner. Yeah. And Chris and I have to go to Band practice. Dorks. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once in for all. Who are these podcasts?

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