Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - StutJo's Blacked Out 60th Birthday Stream

Episode Date: October 5, 2025

Stuttering John had his 60th birthday grift-a-thon yesterday and it lasted late into the night. He got back from dinner, completely hammered, and decided he needed more money. So he drunkenly streamed and embarrassed himself for hours. Producer Chris, Jen from the Jingles Department, and Cardiff join the show to discuss how lonely and horny John is as he hits on Keanu and calls Ashley Cummings multiple times throughout the night. And don't worry, there's beer math! Check out Cardiff - https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelect Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/r8TPOkIdDxA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello. And Jen from the Jingles Department. Hello. And a person who just left the green room for some reason. All right. So it's just the three of us on here. We have a very important episode today because yesterday was John's 60th birthday. October 4th, John turned 60 years old.

And boy, did he celebrate. He drank 60 beers. At least. And it started off. Things got off to a rough start because he sent out the stream yard link for guests to come on and celebrate him. And someone leaked it. We saw it in our Discord.

We were doing WTP yesterday. We saw the link to it. I think Kiki Loco put it in there. But it was making the rounds and discords and Redits. And so John had to pivot, create a whole new stream, and do his show from a place that wasn't set up originally. So that probably didn't help numbers at first because people saw that he was going to go live and then it was a totally different link.

well he blames mule for this this drunk guy mule comes on his show without any video from time to time and he thinks mule's the one who leaked it and other people think that ashley cummings is the one who leaked the stream yard that sneak link so john does his show and it's everything that we thought it would be you know he's bringing on his buddies and he's trying to make as much money as possible and have his little birthday grift and then he goes out with Hitman Dan and some guys from the bar to a restaurant that he wouldn't normally be able to afford

and he comes back from the restaurant and goes I think I want to make some more money because I don't think I made enough money and decides to go online after he's very drunk and of course that leads to an emergency show that's right

an emergency show emergency show emergency shell she shells John is so plastered when he gets back on his podcast stream later that night. And he came on, did a show for a couple of hours that fizzled out at the end. Mule came on and then John disappeared. And then it was just Mule and then Mule went away.

And the chat was active for another 40 minutes, 45 minutes. That was fun. I was monitoring that. And then apparently I didn't even know this because I went to bed. John got on another stream and did a whole other show. There was a total of at least three, maybe four streams yesterday for his 60th birthday. He's never worked harder. It was no work involved, which is just what I would expect from our buddy, John Melendez.

So let's see how things start off when he comes back to his stream last night and tells us about what he did to celebrate his birthday. Anyway, so, yeah, I went to dinner on Mistellos. I didn't want to tell you before I went I don't know It was good sucked down on your oysters Ew They were good

Steak was All right pasta All right I'm great Now I have a problem with this So do I With him starting the show like this

Because I'm sure he didn't pay for it Yes I'm sure he's friends were the ones who took him out to this meal. And so I would focus on the positive. Let's say I didn't have a great meal. I'd be like, it was so awesome of Dan and my buddies from the pub to take me out to this place and Fort Myers and this really nice steakhouse.

The oysters were great, you know, focus on the thing you liked. Yeah, the expensive thing that you liked. Right. And maybe even, like, be thankful and grateful to your friends. He's not wired that way. He is not. Howard called him a schnoerer years back. and said, you're the kind of guy

that doesn't even like lobster and orders it because someone else is paying. Right. That's a perfect example. You know who is joining us right now is, uh, it's, it's Halloween time. Count Cardiff is here.

Hey. Can you hear me? I can. What's going on, Cardiff? Okay, no, sounds like audio issues. Hello, everybody. You're going to talk with, well, I thought you actually had fake teeth in your mouth because the way you're dumb-bling.

Look, he's like, oh, for, for, for, but, all right the other problem i have with those starting off this way it's fine to complain about the food you got sure trust me i've done it many times oh yeah but be specific what was wrong with the steak was it the cut you didn't like the way it was prepared what with the pasta what didn't mean the pasta wasn't great was it sauce like was it mac and cheese what do we do it the best way to handle it is to make little kid faces about it yeah like it doesn't it's not entertaining for me and I'd like to know if this is a nice restaurant or not

I have a house in the area. That's true. So I'm curious if it's good or what's good about it, what's not good about it. And John just goes, why am I stupid? Because John's just setting up for his new food review show. Well, if he's doing that, then he needs to actually review the food.

No, this is his style. He's got his own style. So later on he goes out to talk more about it. So my buds. Went to Estelle was the best place ever. Probably wouldn't go back. What a dick.

He must think they did him dirty. To say, like, I probably won't go back. That's a Yelper move right there, you know? Probably won't go back unless they pay for it again. Oh, he can't afford this place. Well, that's what I was going to say. I think he's, I think he was, what ruined the meal for him is that they brought a bill at the end of it. Oh, maybe the friends didn't pay the whole thing.

No, I'm assuming he just feels the restaurant should have comped him. It's Stuttering John. It's big celebrity, stuttering John, showing up for his 60th birthday. It should have been on the arm, Carl. I live in the only celebrity in the area. How do you guys not know about me? Who else is going to destroy your bathroom like that? I can see him pulling that move.

So I looked this place up because I was interested if this is the kind of place. Get out of here, make a reservation. How do I get you out of here? Trying to look at the prices on these food. They won't take no for an answer. Oh, that's weird. I can't get rid of it. I was looking at this earlier.

And the cheapest steak is $55. And it's like American Wagyu, which is not a thing. No. Or Wagyu? It shouldn't be. Yeah, it's just a marketing at that point. Wisconsin Parmesan. It can only be Japanese.

so yeah you got an American Wagyu strip 10 ounce 110 dollars so it's one of these places that John definitely would never be able to afford to go to it should be thankful that he got to go to a place like this um for his uh his little 60th birthday pretending to be an adult pretending he's going out with friends and having a real meal I'm sitting at the vent table you believe he went to this place I mean brought it up multiple times And he seemed very upset about the place. It kind of just seems like a place he wanted to go on his birthday. You would think so, but it's no Stevie Tomatoes.

No, it's not. Well, the nice thing about drunk John is that he stops lying all the time and he starts telling us things that are real because he lets, you know, his filter goes away. And that's one is, like, a lot of people say alcohol is truth serum. That happens with John quite a bit. It's very horny. We find all the girls he's horny for.

That comes up a lot. He also Now, I will say He's definitely lying about this This isn't the best segue I've ever done But he's talking about how much he had to drink At the restaurant I only had one martini

But I thought I would have like hit him Had one martini And two caramas One martini and two corollas At the restaurant coronas. Carolas. I also had a Honda cord.

So, I believe that's the same reasoning he has is like when people say, you know, how many months have 28 days? Like, all 12 have 28 days. Like, he probably did have one martini. Oh, right. And two corollas.

Corolla's. Carolas. Fuck. Fuck me. I was just listening to the show. I was just like, I'm listening to Blind Mike. I was just listening to The Blind Mike show from today

where he was breaking down, Opie, making up that story about Adam Carolla. And that's the last thing I was listening to before I came on there. I think that's why it's fucking me on. Oh, yeah, I don't listen to the blind mic show. I'm making this up now. Is that what you guys are telling me? Making all this up. Somebody needs a nap.

Maybe. I'm probably before this Bill's game tonight. Not really. I'll be up. All right. So this clip right here, I don't think John would ever understand the irony that's going on in this clip

and it's so quiet but I think it deserves the silence that it has. Look at it always loses. Wait. So, John looking at the chat who are all ragged guys. out of her being a loser. It's like, look at all these losers.

It's amazing. The void is staring back at him. Yes, it really is. The man's birthday. It's a 60th birthday. He's home alone after getting a meal he didn't enjoy and calling everyone on the internet losers. But at least he's got more beers to drink. Oh, yeah, he's got tons more beers to drink.

And good ones, too. Corolla's. Corolla's. Yeah. I leaned to do it that time. See what I did there? Um, so this is also irony. This clip right here sums up John's current existence on the planet Earth.

Are you alone some? Yeah. Oh, no, John. Why was that in your head? What's going on right now? Oh. This is a crisis that we're, we're watching. This is all still gum rolling.

Still going. Still going. All right. All right. Soundtracked by Cardiff Electric. Thank you, Cardiff, for accompanying that one. So I have to learn the Incredible Hulk theme song for today. He's smart.

It's a good move. I heard you play it yesterday and be dabbling, but I'll still, I'll accept that. Now, Jen, you years ago pointed out that John looks like a blobfish. Yes, I did. So I tried to do a thing. I don't think I pulled it off. I tried to be Casey Day and do a little AI thing. So I took the clip that we just saw, and I tried to have a blobfish singing that song.

Check this out. Are you alone some time? Didn't really capture the ugliness. of the blobfish. No, that fish is way too healthy. Yeah, that was an alert. An alert, yeah. You A, B, that one, I think we'll stick with A.

All right. Yeah, that's the one. There's the blobfish. All right, let's send this off to Keanu and Ashley Cummings. Say, which one would you fuck? The fish or John? Speaking of Ashley Cummings, so John is drunk, and he's calling girls. Because that's what he's up to.

He's a lonely man. who wants to talk to a pretty lady, Ashley Cummings. He wants to push rope. Well, right. I mean, it's not going to go well for him. If I do you know. See, we call Ashley Cummings. So I'm at 3x speed as we watch this guy just listen to ring after ring after ring.

After ring. Hmm. Nothing around. While I was watching that. Yeah. I was pictures. what she was doing on the other end like uh no right i love the fact that he's like oh i'll call a lady friend of mine right now and then no answer it he's like oh but i still have beer and why the

fuck would she answer after the joke that was supposed to go over her head or whatever oh when he was he doesn't remember that appearance she probably does she probably does but he was drunk when he was uh talking to her what was that the night he lost his channel last Saturday night, right? Yeah, last Saturday. Now, the thing that John's doing throughout the night that's cracking me up

because I always say, as soon as you realize that John is seven years old, everything else makes sense. So it seems that John didn't turn 60, he turned six. And he keeps talking about it's my birthday, and guys, this is my birthday,

I can do whatever I want, it's my birthday, and even looking at the clock determining how much more time he has left in his birthday. Why do you want to hurt me? It's my birthday. I have,

I have only two hours left to my birthday. You ever do that calculation, Cardiff? I have a chart with time zones. Like, I know when my birthday ends in every country in the world. You need to know. I heard Cardiff.

A clock set up. It's insane. I heard Cardiff telling Rocco the other day that those two guys, guys have hung out I'm sure I was there too there was a live show that we did that it was card his birthday and none of us knew that it was card his birthday happy birthday belated because that's what adult men do they don't need everyone to celebrate them everyone has a birthday every year it's not special what you think I wanted Rocco to bring out a donut with a fucking candle in it or some

shit that is what Rocco would have done sounds like you do out of that I did my own wouldn't have been the worst thing I suppose but but It's so sad that John really focuses on, guys, it's my birthday. Like, he's got nothing else. People who have accomplishments, Adam Carolla, I got that one, right. Adam Corona. He used to talk about birthdays are stupid. You should have accomplishment day.

You should celebrate a day every year that you accomplish something big in your life. That would make more sense because everyone has been birthed. Yeah, but then John will never have a day to celebrate. Right. He also thinks it's impressive to make it to 60. I mean, I'm impressed. He made it to 60. What are you talking about?

This is amazing. He looks awful. John can celebrate Leno Revenge Fuck Day. Yeah, right. The day that Lennel decided to revenge fuck Howard Stern. Now we're talking. Is there a rake stepping day? Because he would be able to do that every day.

I'm surprised he hasn't. Like, have we ever seen John on a stream saying today is the 20th anniversary of my first appearance on Jane Lennel? Like, that's shocking that he hasn't done that. Of my first rake. It's because he doesn't know. how to use a calendar. Yeah, he doesn't know what day.

You know what I mean? He has no idea what's going on. It was a Monday. Guys, if you want to support us, there's two ways that I'm asking people to do that. One is going to fight the dabbler.com. Unbelievable this weekend. People have been so generous for it over $18,000 towards Shulies and my legal fund. So thank you very much for supporting us there.

also supertip.g.g slash wATP and we have some people participating in that like Jordan Corey coming in. I was doing movie maths before Aaron. At Artie's show, I was booed by 15 people. But because I'm a good boy, it was actually eight. That's brilliant. That's a cross-reference to two different things.

Our bonus show that we did this past week where he was like talking about how he got booed in that theater opening for Artie. And it started with, there was only like 15 people. And he's like, eight, we counted them. There were eight people booing me. You do the exact amount. And it turns out 15 and 8, work out very well for Aaron Imholt.

Chris Primer coming in. What if John is trying to be like Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny? Frank hides money from his ex-wife and lives in Squalor to keep up the act. Both would download hoagies off the internet. That's a very real possibility. John's just sitting on a fortune and he can't let anyone know about it because they owe it all and back alimony and child support. He does claim to be frugal.

He sure does, Bushlight. Rob Johnson giving us three bucks. Thank you, Rob. He's always here with three bucks. Jenny, you look so stunning that it's triggering the misogynist cis white male side of me. Also, Carl, congratulations on being confirmed as gay by stuttering John and Ava.

Welcome to the club. Oh, that's nice. Thanks, man. I feel wanted and appreciated. Sean with $5. Thank you very much, Sean. Sean was in the chat last night when everyone was off the air of John's stream was just still there. Michael P. says, go Bills, playing the Pats tonight, seven and a half point favorites, but Patriots are getting better.

They're on the rise. Go Jays. Oh, yeah, Blue Jays. Big game yesterday. I got half an hour. Blowout. All right. All right.

Michael Gavin Al Lee Show. Hey, Carol. I sent Suttering John a super chat about why he doesn't a 60-year-old man would apply for a regular job like Target Home Depot Publix in Florida. I saw that. I was watching that live. I pulled that clip. Do you? Oh, do you?

Okay, let's play that in just a second. But, yeah, remember when John said, yeah, the reason why I spelled the name of my podcast wrong is because I have this OCD thing where I have to be breathing in or out, I can't know which one of it is while he's typing. And that's why he makes typos sometimes. He has to hold his breath while he types the title. Right. So, all right, where's the clip here?

Because I have some thoughts on that. Oh, I'm Jay. Clip 10. Yeah. Michael Gavin Ali's show Thanks for the fiber Why doesn't a 60-year-old man Doesn't have regular

Okay, now we have to analyze this instance It's It bothers me That people can't actually spell They can't write a coherence why does it a six-year-old man have a regular job? I mean, is that we trying to say,

I'm trying to decipher this. You can work at Walmart, Target. Publix is with an X, so you ruin that one, too, in Florida. Okay, why would I? I never have to work a real job again in my life. I told my Bobby that. Yeah, so the thing that John is missing here, and thank you, MGA, for being here in the chat.

We love you, buddy. He has autism or Asperger's or retardation. I don't know what word he used in 2025, but Michael Gammonalee. But he can hold down a full-time job. But he actually works a full-time job. Yeah, yeah. And he doesn't trick his brain into thinking he has to breathe in while he's typing or else bad things will happen. John, bad things are happening.

Do the opposite. abort OCD right now All the bad things are happening anyway I was watching that live And I was just like really you're going to pick on Michael Kavana Ali for his grabber Come on man But I didn't pull this clip either

But somebody did ask him What's your biggest accomplishment in the 60 years Oh I have that clip Oh then never mind It's a hilarious clip I have that one Um Nye says Why was his birthday meal

Won a Hooker with the heart Is bought by a rich guy In a 1990s rom-com Hyda Harrison Ford copulate Count Cardiff's Draculas What the fuck is going on here? I just have a stroke Michael Gavinowley, you write this shit

I'm having a fever dream I don't know what that means TPM over under birthday text from kids 1.5 minus 1.5 negative no I think he's saying I'll take the under

that's interesting did he ever bring up I haven't watched all 28 hours of John's birthday streams yet did he ever bring up his family or his kids did anyone see? I didn't see Oh, no, that's not good.

Not any communications with them. Because if there was, he would have brought it up, I think. Oh, definitely. There'd be birthday cards flying around his head, like, look what I got. Oh, yeah, when a student said he was a good substitute teacher, he posted it on Twitter. I mean, it doesn't take much for him to celebrate these things. Polidazzo, 60. Gladys John's dumb birthday was a bust.

He deserves worse. Go Cubs. They disappointed him yesterday. God damn, that first inning was brutal. They choked. A lot of errors in the infield. They're usually a good defensive team. team. Mr. Smith, remember for seven months, happy 23rd birthday to the forehead liver spots.

Sabers Canucks Cup this year, baby, terror attack takes out both teams because God hates us pal. Hi, Card of Electric. Oh, hi. I believe the Canucks could do something. The sabres are terrible. Constantine says, Carl caught the Corolla virus. Maybe that's what happened. Fuck me.

It's supposed to be my day off. I'm not supposed to be here today. Zach Oppman, remember for 19 months. I typed, can you please Arba Dwyer yourself tonight in a super chat? And he somehow blocked that name. His birthday stream was pathetically great. Yes, it was. I saw him in there.

I saw Zach in there. That could be YouTube blocking Arbadwire knowing what that means. I don't know. Baby Frog. Well, I mean, it just came through here, no? Okay, good point. I'm idiots. I really am slow today.

Late night. How many corollas did you have? Baby Frog. Yellow Sea website, Kumia is Gay, is his fund me now? No, it's not.

That's wild. No, it's true. Oh, it is? Yeah, he has a GoFundMe as well. Shut up. Go to cumia is gay.com

to see his go fund me. Currently, I don't want to spoil it for you, but he's raised a ton of money to fight you guys. Oh, no. Uh-oh. This is very scary stuff

that we're seeing here. Justice Percentary, Defend his voice and identity To cross the Duke Chulie Agar gave five bucks And Chili's wife's fat ass Gave five bucks is up to $10. They have separate accounts.

All right, who set this up card? What do you know about this? Nothing. I believe it was mommy. Mamie. Oh, okay. That's nice. I'm sure it'll do very well.

We just promoted it on this show. There you go. See, there you go. Or you can go to fight the dabbler.com if you want to see justice. Well, as long as you're on the subject of these GoFundMe's, John alludes to it on my clip seven. All right. The one thing you say about me, I don't griff my audience.

I would never do a gun fund me. It's not me. Let's go! And Dr. Steve, come on the wrong side of history. All right. The word grift gets thrown around a lot, obviously. Yes.

So we're doing a show when we don't normally do a show on a Sunday afternoon, and a bunch of us spent hours preparing for it. So we have clips and notes and thoughts, and we're going to entertain people by playing some of these clips that John did when he was drunk and making fun of them. John prepared nothing and streamed four different times yesterday, begging for money because it's his birthday. He had a birthday.

Well, okay. I guess that makes it okay to do that. I didn't die, Carl. Not yet. I feel like he probably feels like he wants to today. And speaking of overusing the birthday thing, like a chick or a kid. Excuse me. You know what I'm talking about.

he's drunk every day. Yeah, and he's begging every day. Right. And he's unprepared every day. Yeah, right. He's talking to the trolls every day. So how is this different? Although he is more wasted than usual.

And he did stream this morning, so he is alive. Wow. I thought yesterday was going to be his final stream. He said that. He streamed today with Vince. What? John, you lied to me again. I fell for it again.

You dumb fuck. Hey. I knew you. for it, Lady Kay. I was prepared to do a lot for his birthday show yesterday. On the premise, it was his last show. We were going to have a great show yesterday.

He's let us out again. Let us all down. He's a disappointment. You know, John, you ever hear too much of a good thing? You ever hear that idea before? It's called beer. I don't know if this is the same clip that we just played or not. Cousin House.

Thanks for the morning. School and Happy Birthday. I really appreciate it, actually. I'm not going to grift for legal fees, but it does help, you know. I get some support, you know. I don't know. Everyone seems to be against me. I don't know why.

Never really did anything than anybody until they did it to me. Because you're the fucking plaintiff. You're the one suing people. Why are people giving me money for legal fees? You started this whole fucking thing. It's the reason why any of us are paying legal phase, you retard? I couldn't have said it better. Thank you.

He's back, baby. Also, if he's getting charged a lot of money, he's getting ripped off. That's all I'll say about that. Works on contingency? No, money down. So, John's been watching Ray DeVito, and you know how I know he's doing that? Genetalya, come on, man. He's doing the Ray DeVito.

Come on, man. John just repeats shit that he hears. He does Kevin Brennan stuff. He does Howard Stern stuff. Slows attract slows. Yeah. He was doing this a lot last night when he was drunk. Did you guys pick up on that?

Come on, mate. That was his comeback when people were making fun of him. Come on, Mike. Which was all night. Which is what Ray DeVito had to deal with, too. Yeah. And just for some more information here. The GoFundMe that was started for John's Casket has raised more than his legal fees.

All right. So we saw the called Ashley. We're going to see him trying to call Ashley again a few times. You really wanted to talk to Ashley and get Ashley on the show. But the love of his life is not Ashley. It's Keanu. I love Keanu. I love her.

She's going to. Send it out. All right. So John is sending the link out to Keanu. He really wants Keanu on his show. Now, he went on Keanu's show because Keanu was doing whatever she considers to be a show Saturday night as well. And so this is John going on Keanu's show. and, of course, he is in love. God, you guys, we have a special drop-in' guess.

Well, hello, John, how are you? Happy birthday. Thank you, but can you come on my show? Well, I just started my show. He's so drunk and desperate. These are two qualities that women don't find all that attractive. You seem good and partied out, so that's good. Are you feeling no pain, John?

No, I'm about 10 beers to go. About 10 beers to go. To go. Could you imagine? I thought I was some alcoholics, but no one measures their drinking and how much they're going to drink. How many I got left in me? Right. I've never heard that before.

He said that again in my clip one on the stream last night when she wasn't there. Or that's just physically how many beers he has left. He's just, yeah, I'm trying to save the timbers to go. That was, that was. Oh, weird.

Yeah. It's almost identical. Maybe Miserylub's clips, clipped that into it. I don't know. Maybe. That's what we're watching this on. So this is John hitting on Kianu.

Hey, you like the party. Is there any way you drop Gino and hang out on me? You know, are maybe our one year anniversaries Would that be

a lateral move? Your child does have a house. That's a good question. On October 13th, we'll we'll reassess after that. You have to reassess. Have you heard that I donned you the most beautiful girl

in the double verse? I did hear that. Yes, but thank you so much. Dino is yapping at me. I, hear that. I would have popped on your show, but I was flying home from Florida with Eugene.

I, beautiful things. Is this real name Eugene? Is Gino Eugene? Oh my God. Hey, Eugene. How are you? I remember Eugene from Greece.

Boom, roasted. What's he doing? Gino's a nickname? Yeah. It is. Wow. He You got one over on her. He said that again, too, later on in the show when he was alone. Eugene from Greece? Yeah.

He's very proud of himself. It had you crack it up. He is on a loop. Well, not for the reasons he thinks. All right. So this is again, John begging Keanu to go and do his show. John, you know, I mean, my God, I would think. I love you.

Come on my show. And, gee, it's like Tommy was so from. the room. I love you, darling. The green screen and everything. I did not hit her. I did not. I mean, my God, I would think. I love you. Come on my show and Eugene, Eugene.

Yeah. You're right at any time, too. You just can't use the N-word. I'm not into that. I would never. My God, what do you think? I know, but you betrothed. I'm under that. Unless I'm coming. That I might use it.

You can use it, whatever you want to do. Always use the N-word. He doesn't. But, wait, let me ask you one more thing. Were you really going to pay Ashley $3,000 to put a baby? No. Where does this shit come from? Yeah, so that was, Carda, maybe you can spread some light on this, that the rumor was John

offered Ashley Cummings $3,000 coming on his birthday show in a bikini or a swimsuit. That's what Ashley said. Ashley said that. Ashley said that, yes. Okay. so i actually just made that up yeah or john said that to her no i was drunk yeah yeah probably john was throwing numbers around yeah what's it gonna take right that's that's a good point she's nuts i know poor thing okay is she nuts or yeah i think she's troubled a little yeah

yeah is she nuts or the people that are saying that i never said that i don't think she's And I think she's troubled. I think that she's a little... Is she tidying me too? So John realized he's like, oh, shit, I've been saying some crazy shit to this chick. Because he's, you know, very quick to just pick up his phone and call her. So you know he's having these drunk conversations like he used to with Kate Maney with Ashley Cummings now.

And then he clicked to, he's just like, oh, shit, is she taping me? I thought we had a thing, but maybe she's crazy. And what we're seeing here is fun because Kianu and Ash, teamed up and did a show for a little while and the show format was they each thought the other one was the dumb one oh and so they're just like holy shit you think this yeah yeah but you can't read a clock yeah I know who can read a clock so you know it's like that kind of format going back they were both right no I know I heard that Keanu cannot read a clock is that true Keanu is really stupid and I'm going to show you an example of that that happens after John

leaves her stream this is scary Is this really? Is this Anthony? Compound Media, only 61 viewers. Some draw this drunk is. I know. I know, Antony. I know.

I don't think that's really him because it looks like there's, um, it looks like there's stuff on that microphone. If it is, it says compound media and there's jizz all over the logo. Is this really, Anthony? Yeah, Anthony's always giving $1.99. So back to the, back to the reading the, clock thing. I think that's true. I do now. This is insane.

She wants it to be true so badly that Anthony's watching. Is? Eugene. Come here. Is this come? I don't think that's ain't need. I don't think that's Anthony.

If it is, then okay. I didn't book him, Anthony. Very rude to say. He just popped on as a surprise. I have trouble believing this is real compound media because oh this she had to bring her husband over to see if it was anthony or not daddy's here wow now listen to what gino says because he's got some anger issues when it comes to uh his ex-buddy anthony it seems like uh-oh says compound media it's not anthony never mind

it says compound there jizz on the microphone oh like people are just counting down the fucking seconds to wait till this moron realizes compound media. Get out. If it was compound media, Anthony would be shitting on me like an eighth grade disloyal fuck. So Gino yells out and we can all hear it.

If it was compound media, Anthony would be shitting on me like an eighth grade disloyal fuck. Okay. Is Anthony, are we questioning Anthony's loyalty? Or intelligence? This guy kept Gino employed compound media beyond it being

profitable. He was losing money on it and he kept the studio there and he kept everybody working and he's come out and talked about this. He's been very loyal to Gino. These two have like lost their way. But where did that come from? Like where, since what? The content hotel? Well, maybe I will tell you this. I went up to Anthony. Gina was sitting right there and I go, you know, Patrick Melton wants you to apologize for gino bisconte and you know patrick's brought that up and it's a joking matter and then recently anthony was in patrick milton's chat and nobody likes onions and said i apologize

for gno biscote so i don't know that's the thing or what's going on what's up cardiff that was compound media that apologized for gino discontra patrick also was fooled by that yeah but if there's ever two people who just need to hit the reset button it's kianu and gino because Because they decided to hitch their wagon to Aaron Imholt. They're like, oh, fuck all these other people. We'll be cool with Aaron. Now, there's loyal. And now Aaron wants nothing to do with them.

Aaron's in front of a judge and a court going, I will never run Gino ever again. They've got to scumb bag. He's a piece of shit. So it's not going well over at the Bisconti household. I just wanted to point that out. It's bad. Speaking of losers,

Liam McInney is brought up as someone that John should. send the link to. Pyrnichael. Send Liam McAnne even like wine. He's a loser. He's 50 and going to film school. I would just point out the irony in this. I was about to say.

John is 60. John is 60 and pretending he's going to pass the LSAT in order to go to law school. With his degree from a film school. Right. It's also that. Again, it's done nothing with that film, whatever. He doesn't realize how everything that he's saying is a reflection on how big of a loser that he is. And I'm not saying Liam's a winner. That's not what we're saying here at all.

Don't get this construed here. Thanks. He's fine. Whatever. Let's get back to, oh, go ahead, Cardiff. I just don't know if you've heard. Oh, please. Liam is pedophile.

God damn it. Tuky's been spreading that for a while now. I mean, that's who said that. Yep. Tuky. Come on, man. That's reckless going around saying shit like that. Now, I've been pointing out that John, because it's his birthday, and because he's six,

he uses that as a shield for all bad behavior. He's allowed to do whatever he wants. I put this up to really bad parenting. But for whatever reason, John is a 60-year-old man still thinks that he can get away with anything because it's his birthday. Ovin Delgado. John, please stop drinking. It's my birthday.

It's his birthday. He doesn't stop drinking. I'm pretty sure if he called like his AA sponsor. He's like, I'm thinking about having a drink. Is it your birthday? Yeah. All right. Well, go ahead. Have one for me. Yeah, poor shot or two. That's fine. It's your birthday, man. You're allowed. And as if he doesn't do this nearly every day.

He does this every day. Not even nearly. And he goes on to talk about what he's allowed to do on his birthday. I didn't drink that much. I can tell. Come on, man. It's my birthday. I will party if I want to. Which is it?

He didn't drink that much, and he's totally partying. The other funny thing about John is, you know, he talks a lot about his tolerance. We were watching old Stephanie Miller stuff. And Mark Maron's calling him an alcoholic, or maybe it was Billy West. Yeah. And John's going, no, man. I'm not an alcoholic. I got a really high tolerance.

Right. Which is not a good. Yeah. A deflection from that. Amazing tolerance to light beer. Right. And he does not have a good tolerance at all. It's wasted.

We see it on the time. That was the martini. Yeah, right. And the Clonopin. Right. Someone in the chat says, you know, John, if you want to have friends, because it's obvious he's very lonely on his 60th birthday. He's singing, are you lonesome tonight by himself in his spare bedroom?

It's obvious that he's lonely. And somebody says, you know, John, if you want to have friends and stuff, you should probably stop suing people. And this is a funny response. This is the best one. Worst Viking ever. Maybe I don't sue people and you can keep friends. Really?

Really? What friends? Right. So what friends? There's an ISO. Yeah. Oh, John, are you suing people? You don't have any friends?

Yeah, what friends? Right. That's the point. That's the problem. that we have here. So then he starts talking about the lawsuit, which when he's sober, he does not do.

So he's very drunk. He's mumbling, but I can make out some of what he's talking about here. You mean, the people that either, I don't know how they got Kate Meaney to this. Oh, I said it in. Oh.

I don't know that bringing up Kate Meaney's names a good idea. I bet he's been advised not to. They've already botched that pretty badly. The Kate Meaney angle of this, for anyone's five. following this and paying attention. Can't wait to talk about it someday.

We know. We know. But also, I've seen some screenshots from Twitter. I've talked to a guy who received nudes from John. John sent nudes of Kate to a guy he posted them on Twitter. And there's a guy named Aaron Imholt who's been sentenced to jail for doing less than what John is done with Kate Meeney's nudes. I don't know that if I was John, I'd be bringing up Kate Meeney's name. You don't want to, you know, hit that hornet's nest.

To poke the bear. You don't want to poke the bear on this one. It's a birthday. I don't know if you know this, but I've heard that Kate Meaney has all those screenshots. Oh, I would imagine she does. Yeah, he does. No, it's confirmed. I would imagine she does.

So, yeah, John, for a guy who's got so much wrong in his life, I don't know that being blackout drunk on your live stream is the best strategy. going forward but it's his birthday and he's making a lot of money your honor it was my birthday the old birthday defense holy is this worse than his birthday when he got the news is that the serious lawsuit wasn't going through that's right oh yeah that was on his birthday too don't forget he goes the judge did that on purpose to fuck with me on my birthday he also got the divorce was it the divorce or was it the child support. Oh, okay.

Maybe it was that. Yeah, but it was something. Yeah. They waited until his birthday. He got served on his birthday. What a disaster? His birthday is. I don't know why he likes his birthday so much.

I don't know why either. And he gets pissed off because he's not making enough money on his birthday. My birthday. And I won't drive by Drayton. Sorry. Talked right over. Look. Slithmet.

Smiley. last two hours of my birthday. Child. Somebody blow me. 99 cents. You know, you would think for the Duke's birthday. Being that I provide all the content for all these people,

you would probably estimate about what, 40 shows that you get more money, like hundies, 50s, 20s, and

I get fucking $2.00. People don't like you, Jett? Yeah, you're an asshole. That's the reason for this. 40 shows are based on Suttering Johns. I mean, I host 12 of them, but are there 40 shows that are based on Suttering John?

No. So it's his birthday, and he's pissed up. He's getting 99 cents, and he can do whatever he wants because it's his birthday. But then he also gets angry that it's his birthday. It's my birthday. Fuck all. So it kind of works both ways with this guy.

It's amazing. It's a fucking guy. Give me money and fuck off. It's my birthday. I'm going to start behaving like this on my birthday. Oh, Jesus. You guys like, oh, no, no. It's hurting too much.

And then John finds out that Misery Love's company is on. Kevin Brennan is counter-programming what John's doing on his big birthday stream. Kevin should know better. John's pissed. Oh, oh, I mostly has to come on when I'm on. It's so pathetic. That was wet. Trying to get my vibe.

It's my birthday. Drink. Oh, my God. I'm going to be so drunk. What is Keato's Keanu? What? She's so hot.

How many cues are in Keogne? Yeah, let's hear that again because John is so drunk and horny and lonely and desperate. Keanu got out of you. She's so hot. Oh, my God. She's so hot.

That's so disgusting. I know. I counted the keystrokes. it lines up perfectly with Keanu Thompson's asshole I knew it I knew that's when he was Googling Patrick Melton told me about that

you can totally Google that if you want to I jerk off but I'm out of dick pills I know he can't even fucking get it off to jerk off I should have saved one for your birthday buddy so then there's this weird struggle that's going on all these people want the wink they want to come on with John

one of them being Nuga is how they pronounce this name now and Ditka decides that he's going to let John know no, no, you can trust Nuga. Nuga's one of the good ones. So John goes, Dicka, if I get porn bombed or something, this is on you, because you're bounding for this guy.

I'm trusting you. You owe me a hundy. You owe me a hundy if I get porn bombed. So he finally sends Nuga the link, and this goes well. Happy birthday, Johnny, boy. Thank you. But do you hear that I'm repeating back? Nope

That's you're an idiot I say And a repeat Fix your audio Ficking out So John is a guitarist claims to be a really good guitarist He doesn't know the term slapback or delay or echo

it repeats it's doing the thing that I'm doing it's insane that he doesn't know any of these things anyway I like these like you're an idiot you can't fix your audio

John's tech problems happen every single episode nonstop blind mic comes on and asks John a question that gets John to do some beer math it's always fun to see beer math especially when John is inebriated

blind Mike how many beers are you something well let's say at three before we left to dinner then we drove to dinner I had a martini the spider I think I had one or two more and came home so maybe five holy shit he forgot about the factor of time

yeah what about the beer math dude he totally botched the beer math that would be like negative one I think Maybe the martini threw it off. The martini might have thrown it off, yeah. He has not to calculate that one. The pasta actually threw it off. Oh, and the terrible steak.

Imagine drinking three bushlights and then going to a really nice steakhouse to be like, the food here sucks. Someone take me home. The balls you have to have to do that. Sir, maybe you shouldn't have had Bush lights as an appetizer before you had your meal.

Bush lights and oysters. Supertip.g.g slash WATP. Leo is there. Tony Michaels here. Happy birthday, John. Yeah. Toothy. Cuck. Trump bad.

Drive in. Drive out. Drive. Throchum. It's too bad. Tony Michaels wasn't during the era of supertips. That would be a great voice to have in the supertip system. Name taken.

Sure. I may have gotten sloppy drunk. Totally hammered. But I deserve to be able to do that because it was my birthday. And I've been a good boy who does nothing wrong and everything right. Yeah, between him and Aaron Imhold talk about what good boys they are. the mud shart coming in

Gino just blocked me on X because I asked him why he and his wife go on MLC he got booted for sharing her nudes who got booted for sharing her nudes

but is all mad at NLO for saying you can Google her butthole picks yeah there's no rhyme or reason to the way that Gino I remember not too long ago

because I was friendly with Gino and Keanu how much they hated Kevin Brennan how much they despised what he's done to them and now they're like buddy, hey, Kevin, let me read you all my text messages. Dankenstein, five bucks.

When someone uses substances to cope, their emotional growth freezes. They age outwardly, but stay stuck in their age, at the age of their addiction began. This is John. I agree with that with a caveat. John also has a personality disorder. He would have been a shithead,

even if he was sober. He would still be. be a piece of shit asshole as a human being. So we might have a double whammy going. I mean, we'll never know. Well, right. We won't. Good point. Balloon knot. Ten dollars. Happy birthday, John. Go fuck yourself. Thank you. Yeah. Birthday wishes over here at WATP

please. Rumble trench coat at Columbo podcast. Oh, she should not have told S.J. Gino's first name. I know. It's going to be so. He's never going to drop that. And it's not like a secret. No, it's a name. It's his name. Constantine says, Happy Birthday, John.

Thank you for helping me quit alcohol. Yes, John has helped many people do that. Go Hawk slash Mariners. Michael Gavin Ali's show. Has Opie been S.J. drunk on his live stream at all? No. No, I hope he doesn't drink like John does. If he did, we would be covering it.

Emergency show. If that would ever happen, you would see me on here. emergency show. That's right. If we can get John to Gebhart's one day, maybe when he goes back for Christmas, we get to get him to Gebhart's the same day as Opie.

That'd be fantastic. That could be something. I would love to see Opie's reaction if John walked in. What about if John and Ron the waiter teamed up? Yeah. That's probably the move because John would think he's better than Ron the waiter. He wouldn't be right about that, but he could like...

My manager says air in it. Tim Kay. and mop up, boys. Okay. Rumble Tredgeco. Does S.J. think his birthday is the purge? Yes.

If he can get away with anything because it's his birthday. Carol Dillon. On one birthday, Daniel Popak gave him the bad news. John is in the hotel room alone phase of leaving Las Vegas. That's right. God, he's insanely drunk in this one.

Yeah, he lost the lawsuit. That's right. Michael Popak would him now. Is that when he was crying? No. Okay. he was just like ah yeah we took a shot oh that man yeah mixing up two things yeah rick from new york i could never stand mule but is grovelling last night he should be humiliated oh i don't mule so the way that mule got the link to the show because john thought that he

shared the first stream yard link that got leaked out so john's all mad at mule mule's like come on man i didn't do it i swear i didn't do it so mule gave him like five bucks and then ten and then twenty and eventually a hundred dollars yeah mule gave him like two hundred dollars Which he said he couldn't afford. Which he said early on he can't afford. Just to get the link and just for John's internet to go out. And then have Mule sitting there going, oh, no, what I did? Where did John go?

I have a question because Mule, I have a clip about that. I do too, but go ahead. It's my clip 12. I just play that? Yeah. And then you'll ask your question? Yes. All right.

Let's do it. Let's do it your way. Okay. Hello. Stop fucking with me. You go. on the shitway, so you go on Lady Kate, so, come on. I don't

go on Lady, dude, Lady Kay and Adam Bush 69 every night. I don't give a fuck about them. I don't give a fuck about Shulie, Shudely. I don't give a fuck about them motherfuckers.

Is this true? Are you 69ing with Adam Bush every day all the time? The problem is... You talked over him, Jenny. he was answering. I can't get enough dicks in my bun. That's not all 609. It works, Cardiff.

So, you know. The problem is animal is all the way on the West Coast. That's some big dicks. That's pretty impressive that we're able to do that. It disagrees completely. All right. Let me get back to our chat here.

Principled uncertainty coming in. He says, this is the gayest show ever. Carl, co-hosting with his beard. Chris with his gay friend and a man who identifies as a potato. That's right. What's the potato have to do with gay stuff? It's silly hetero thing going on. That's right.

Constantine, I used to drink up to a liter of vodka per day and never got to this state of sluriness. He just drinks beers and gets this epped up. His liver must be barely functioning. There's that. There's also the Kalanapin that he's mixing with it. And who knows if he's taking edibles and whatever else he's snorting. I mean, John's a fucking.

disaster. It's a train wreck. If I woke up the next day after that and that was me? Yeah. I would be so, well, that and scared. Right. I'm really scared. Yeah, I super chatted John last night.

I'll show you that just a moment. Sorcercer cover with $5. Recent data shows low-dose GLP-1 inhibitors cut drinking significantly. If you know anyone's struggling with metabolic health and alcohol use, you know, those GLP-1 inhibitors are going to be a problem, though. I'm telling you right now, Sorcerer. Some of the side effects, there's a class action lawsuit that's getting started up right now. And lawsuit?

Yeah. Can you imagine? The real kind of lawsuit, the guy where there's actually damages that people can prove. And so I think it's going to be a problem. But I don't know. Yeah, I mean, if it helps John stop drinking or anyone stop drinking, I guess that's fine, says the guy who bought 2,000 shots at Hackamania. I mean, which we appreciate Sorcerty.

Yeah, yeah. John if John was on something like Ozmpic though he would remember how Sharon Osborne like ate through her band you think John would overcome somehow he would drink through his Ozmpic somehow he would beat it that's that's very funny um all right I triggered John last night I don't normally super chat him but I was watching his stream and so I decided to because like you're talking about Jen like wouldn't you be embarrassed the next day and maybe regret things that you said and did concerned when you're blackout drunk on your show for so long. And so I kind of thought that maybe he would want to address something like that.

He never did put my super chat up, but don't worry, I pasted it on the screen so that we could all see what he's looking at. Oh, it's great. John is totally inebriated. Oh, this is an emergency to just do it. Okay. Fucking hell. so sad

anyway did you have that clip I pulled that clip did you know that it was because I superchatted I did not triggered him on that one no I just pulled it because it was just general buffoonery

yeah he never did pop that up and I said do you think it'll regret being this drunk on your stream imagine if your kids were watching just do it I thought he would pull that out

because I put the just do it in there but no it just triggered him he got very upset with me and did this little accent a few years from now he'll be talking about this is the settlement he got from the lawsuit. Yeah, Carl paid me.

Oh, right, because... Hold on. Was it Aaron Imhold who said... Yeah, Aaron Imhold said that Keanu gave him back some of the money. And Keanu texted me and goes, I super chided him five bucks. Because there was like $3,000 and Aaron was trying to be like, yeah, no, I didn't pay him all that money.

They gave me money back. She said, no, I supertiped him five bucks. He turned that into... gave me back some of the money. So, yeah, that's spot odd. This is the settlement that John got. hilarious. All right.

We talked about this earlier. John's asked, you know, 60 years on this earth, what is your one proudest moment? This is a fantastic answer to that. Drew Peanuts, what is your one proudest moment

in your first 60 years? Having the greatest kids of my life. Okay. Being able to overcome OCD and stuff. And it's an incredible career. Okay.

Given the obstacles I had to overcome. This is like Richard Christie on again. They're both my favorite. I got lots of favorites. What's your one proudest moment? Having three kids. Having the best kids of my life. Yeah.

The best kids of my life. I know. Fucking idiot. All right. I'm out. Go J's. Go Jays. Thank you, Cardiff.

Thank you, Cardiff. Thank you, Cardiff. Bye. the great Cardiff electric everyone support him go to his channel Cardiff elect on YouTube he's still here I'm working so John starts watching MLC because as I mentioned MLC was counter programming so John's watching that show and he thinks that he's minimized it but we're still hearing the audio I need the dolphins to win this game for my parlay and there's less than two minutes to go and he just got sacked the dolphins stink

they can't be Carolina Okay enough Too many sports lately I'm sorry I apologize Even Vinnie could have told you that I know Vinny would have told me that That's unbelievable they're losing to Carolina All right

So John Because he's watching MLC and he sees the KBs out He's like oh I know what I'll do I'll call Kevin Brennan And then Kevin will pick up And I'll be part of the show And I'll be one in the gang It'll be a whole thing that I have going

Everyone will wish me a happy birthday Yeah yeah People will start super chatting me over here Kevin answer the phone I think that was the question. Kevin, who I could have the phone. Addressing me.

You can't ask you $5. Hi, Doc. Kevin, I know you've seen the phone. I'm curious. Why you refused Adam? This is Adam Friedland. Oh, he blogging? Interview slash appearance.

He offered you $2,500. No, he didn't. Let's travel. So what you're hearing here is Tom Myers is a guest on MLC because they're killing it over there at MLC. Yeah, I can tell. Tom Myers telling his story about how he's afraid of Adam Friedland. I was going to go.

on his show, but I don't want to be in the same room as them. Why? It's Adam Friedland, you pussy. Tom Byron, it's such a bitch. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. I'm sorry, I get a little too deep sometimes. So John is playing the audio. Tom Myers going out and on about his nonsense while trying to call Kevin Brennan, which is why this is all very confusing.

But it gets very funny here. $2,500. No, he didn't. Plus travel. He didn't. You demanded Zoom. I offered... I just want to point out, not that I'm the most popular boy in the world, but if I

said Siri call Kevin. there'd be follow-up questions. Yeah. I have more than one Kevin in my phone. I was thinking of the same thing. Call Kevin. That's such an old man thing to do too. I know.

Telling your phone to call something. What's the temperature? My dad does that. I know. Old men do that. I have a theory about that. I've said to that before. I think it's because in the 60s,

if you watch sci-fi stuff, Star Trek and all those shows, they're always talking to the computer. Yes. Like that generation thought that the future was like talking to computers and then they talk back. Whereas the rest of us went, Hey, this keyboard and mouse is perfect.

This is all I need is an interface to do what I need to do. And old people are just like, hey, it answers back. Hey, is McDonald's open? Hey, it answered back. Amazing. Oh, my God. I'm going to ask Rosie the robot. How famous am I?

Take that, Lady Kay. God damn it, the fucking Dolphins stink. It's going to be a long day. Everything else came through so easily. All right, that's how it goes. Fraction of this alleged amount that he, quote, unquote, offered to do a Zoom interview because I don't want to be in the same room with Adam Friedland. And so we're at a standstill, basically.

Oh, Kevin. I wouldn't, I will do the show. What a pussy. Gets everybody to fuck up about it. Kevin Block me. What a fucking pussy. I love that he's calling. He blocked me.

Are you going to bring up the hippocopoe? Democracy police? I was going to say, he's calling everybody a pussy, but he's holding his phone like this. Okay, there's that. With the pinky up in the air. I was going to bring up the fact that John has the balls to call anyone out for blocking someone. Oh, right. Blogging.

Whatever word he's using. He blocks people all the time. He's like, Kevin Brennan blocked me. Yeah, you're a nuisance. You know, you're annoying. John's blocked a lot of people. Probably more people blocked him. And they're probably mostly women.

I know, scary thought, but very possible. So, you know, John is upset because he can't talk to his buddy, Kevin Brennan. So he starts thinking about the other person he wants to get with. Oh, Ryan, you feel sorry. I've had a great birthday. Oh, so Ryan says, I can't believe I actually feel sorry for you. And listen to what John says here. This is insane.

And it's only getting better. Although I love to be with Keanu. She's awesome. Ugh. This right here is why a guy like John should not be drunk on the internet. He shouldn't be allowed to phone. But this whole thing where

he is fantasizing about Keanu, he's going on her show. He's hitting on her. He's saying, you've got to leave your husband for me. And he's on his show throughout these two plus hours, just, oh, Keanu, oh, she's so fucking hot. She's out into you, John. He's doing the fucking squeaky, like, oh, right. It's cartoonish.

How desperate he is. It's gross. He's so horned up. This whole thing when he was sitting on Ashley Cummings, and he's telling Ashley Cummings, you've got to come to Florida. I'll fly you in, stay with me. And Ashley's like, oh, don't you have a girlfriend? Because John drove two and a half hours for. dinner that one time and then drove two and a half hours back and didn't get laid and then he

drove two and a half hours to help her move took photos of how sweaty he was helping her move that's not a rare occurrence i don't know why you take a picture i know and then drove two and a half hours back and actually goes don't you have a girlfriend he's like oh we haven't even kissed yet this is how pathetic this is what a simp john is at this stage in his life and he can talk about 300 women all he wants and keep telling us all the chicks that he's fucked cool that's really cool man. Let's leave the locker room now and go play the game. That's really cool though. This idea that John

is driving five hours round trip multiple times to be around a girl who wants nothing to do with them and a woman who is asking a six-year-old man to help her move. Yeah. So she's not doing well. You know what I mean? Like I don't

ask any of my friends out of me move. I pay for movers. It's kind of what you do. I appreciate that. Of course. You're getting up there yourself, my friend. I would never ask you to do that. He'd be like, hey, could you bring pizza? I can do that. All right, cool.

That's all I need. We're good. So he's just desperate and lonely, and it's all coming out, and he's so horned up and so horny for Keanu, and it's pathetic. And it makes him look like a loser. And I know I can't believe I'm saying that. I think John might be a loser. What's giving it away, the L's in the chat? I did notice that.

Yeah, I think it stands for a loser. He told me love, but I'm not buying it. John says something right here that I find hysterical. Come on, man. It was you. It's not assley. You keep on accusing her.

And like my attorney said, when somebody accuses somebody, it means it's you. Your attorney said that. He also said assley. All right. We're nitpicking because he's drunk, but let's listen to what he just said there.

His attorney told him that when someone accuses someone of doing something, It means they've done that thing. John's accused me of doing a lot of things. Especially being gay. Well, that... I was thinking about more of the things that were, like, written up on paper

that submitted to a thing. You know, the fact that he brings up attorney and says that, I find interesting. But he also makes it seem like a new concept. Right. They've never heard that before. It's called projection. And VTL has brought this up to John,

Forever. All criticism is self-criticism. And then John was like, yeah, yeah, that's true. And then one day, John goes, wait a second, that's not true. It's not. It's definitely not true. You can criticize people for sucking in ways that you don't suck. It's very easy to do.

It's very possible. But there's a lot of projection in the devilverse. It's a lot of fun, too. It has a lot of fun, too. So, as you guys know, John drinks bushlights because he's frugal. Not because he's poor. I've heard that one. It's because he's frugal.

But, man, he's on his birthday. someone bought him these coronas. Hey. And he's really enjoying those. So where when I'm drinking bushlight, you think it's good? Until you get a corona, you're like, holy shit. Corona's much better. But the problem is the Duke is very frugal.

It's way Mark's been so. You're poor. You're poor. He meant poor. That's not what a frugal person does. if you enjoy something and you want to enjoy something that's better than what you're drinking,

you would buy that. You're poor. Also, imagine thinking Koroa is an upgrade. Oh, my God. Fuck me. Imagine the Koroa is an upgrade. I'll never stop saying that now. This is why I drink Dosekis, guys.

I don't confuse Dosekis with any person's name ever. Before you get away from that. Yes, please. Where do you want to go? My clip eight. I'm just saying the Krona is not like a really great No, it's also pissed. It's kind of shitty.

And the bed just like, whoa, this tastes like beer. Wow. A lot of things are better than Bush Light. Everything's better than Bush Light. Yeah, and you have to put a lime in it to make it palatable, and you know he doesn't have a fresh lime in it. He does not. No, because you watch him drink it.

He's not putting a lime in it. He's got scurvy. He might. Yeah. He opens this beer with a lighter. He's very proud of himself. And then insults the audience. He's very proud of himself for that, too.

Which number is this? Eight. so you don't people on i don't know how to do this so you have a lighter make sure it's green you open your beer with water it's very simple it's like a fulcrum nobody knows that means

skill what an asshole nobody knows what a fulcrum is well it's like when he was talking to actually comes like this joke should go over your head i know way to get laid You fucking idiot. Also, he goes, let me show you how to open your bottle with a lighter. And then he puts it below the camera line. Yeah.

It does. Oh, thanks. That was a great tutorial. Maybe you can give me some makeup tips next. I'm going to go to another episode. So what else do you have from your clips that we haven't talked about yet? I have only two that I would love to play. One, John does a tongue twister, and that is my clip four.

Okay. Stackass Hoppin, you finally wrote something that maybe giggled. It took you about 2,000 superchats, but you actually made me giggled. Happy birthday, how many beers can a drunk Duke drink when they're drunk Duke drinks from cans? I'm going to surprise you. I was surprised he got through it. I really was. I wouldn't be able to do that, actually.

I know. I'm really bad with tongue twisters. but that I was surprised he actually did it. And then the only other thing that I thought was kind of heartwarming. He did get a text from an actual friend and that is my clip six.

Oh, wow, that's exciting. I think that's what he said anyway. Nah. There's my buddy Jiggs. I almost want to ask him. Happy birthdays. I hope you'll be having a good one in Big 60. I'm sure you're probably drunk somewhere.

Yeah. That would be, as a matter of fact, I don't know my sister's. They didn't want to get old God bless them. I love you too, buddy. That was nice. Ah. Did the guy write it without vowels? Yeah.

That was another tongue twist. A lot of S's. Yep, that's, unless you want to watch him sing another song, but that's all I've got. Let's watch him sing another song. All right, that's clip five. All right. Show me the, Oh,

show me the way to go home. This happens throughout the night. I'm tired and I want to go to bed. He should go to bed. I'll drink about an hour ago. And it went right to mind. Whatever I may run. Sorry.

Be a little hand or see a phone. How does he have no sense of rhythm? It's incredible to me. Like, why even do this? That's hard to do. It's not hard to keep a fucking... It's like Steve Martin and the jerk. Holy shit.

Please find me singing this song. Show me the way to go home. Jaws my favorite mother. Fucking terrible. That was good. All right. Coming up, I have some clips.

So, as I mentioned, the way that this episode ends is with John just cutting out and then mules on there. And then they leave. It just keeps running for a while. And I didn't realize this because I went to bed. But John got up and did another stream. And I have some clips from that coming up where John explains what happened that killed that stream. Oh, boy. But first, supertip.g.g.

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We appreciate it. Quiefer, Adam Bush, is the number one fan, Stotterland. Jenny, please do hypocrite police. Hashtagos a cunt. Hi, I see why you wanted that. Mike Cuts. Hi, Jen, Carl, Kristen Cardiff. That's it.

Just saying hi. Hi, Mike. Thanks, Mike. Thanks for being here, buddy. Apollo Screed, 143. I love you, too. Apollo Screed. And Constantine says,

Do you think he's got any remorse when he wakes up the next morning? Or is he too stupid for that? I think I answered my own question. What do you call that when you're hungover but you're also anxious? Anxiety. Hanxiety. I got to think he's got a lot of anxiety. You would think.

Because he does go down and take the streams down. Because I had the unlisted link. So I went to check to see if he had taken it down and it was gone. So he has the wherewithal to be like, oh, shit, I got to take that off the internet. Oh, boy. Thank God he doesn't have the wherewithal to not stream in the first place. Right. Yeah, no, he's a very dumb guy, and we appreciate that about him.

And so he comes back on to his show after that debacle, and he explains the reason why the show cut out when it did. And stick around to the end of this clip, because I think John is a passing out. He's actively passing out. Oh. that was weird that was a lot of weirdness i i don't even know what happened the very least it woke me up ah ha ha ha ha what the fuck is that fucking hell scow Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

How you doing, John? You all right? Oh, boy. He's going down. He always just fell down backwards. Is that real? Out of his chair. He's fucked.

I mean, I know he's fucked. He's wasted. I just didn't know if this was one of his dumb bits, like soup eating or nap-taking. No, it's not as good as that. That's for sure. So he's not sure what happened. And now it's past midnight. So it's no longer his birthday.

Oh, thank God. I know. Technically, it's not his birthday or is it? but I know you guys Jones and for entertainment you know well it wasn't my birthday now

well it's still my birthday in L.A. It's still my birthday in L.A. This is what Cardiff was joking about earlier. I don't know if he even realize that this is John's actually doing the time zone map. something he's very bad at the time zone math and saying

yeah oh that's another thing Ashley Cummings was talking to Kevin Brennan probably about going on John's show on his birthday and she got invited on because that was the whole thing

about wearing the bikini $3,000 all that kind of stuff and Kevin goes what time's his show on what time does he tell you to come on there and she goes oh he told me to come out at 10 and I went oh

so she's on the West Coast obviously. So I guess John's starting a show at one. So I went on, because that was yesterday, prepping for WTP, I went on at 1 o'clock to see if Johns was streaming and it was scheduled for 2, as usual. So John just got the time zone, math, wrong. Again. He's so good at beer mouth, though. Nope, he's actually terrible at that. None of it makes sense. He's really stupid.

And so he looks at the clock and goes, oh, it's after midnight. But in L.A., I'm still a 60-year-old birthday boy. It's my birthday somewhere. Right. What a fucking loser. It's incredible. All right. So now we find out what's happening with why John's stream ended. Turns out his internet just stopped working on him.

Anyway, yeah. So that's what happened. And my, you know, I think it's lame. The internet company turns it off before midnight. I mean, come on. But now, it is a lot. I got, there's still more I got to change. I don't know if you've ever had your bank accounts compromised, but when they do,

your bank account compromise. Was that Rich Voss saying that? Your bank accounts compromise, but when they do, you got to change so many things you can't remember everything. Of course, I paid the bounds. I called my mom, mom, can you pay me? bounce right she bought the house right fuck off i think it's starting to get to john i think all the haters and trolls are starting to get to job because now he's commenting on things that he knows

people are thinking and saying as they're watching him just leaking out of him yep i love when he's drunk because you know those thoughts are going out in the back of his head and when he's drunk they come spewing it right out of his face and it's fantastic along with spit well yeah there's some of that I know you guys think my mom pays my bills. We all do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is correct.

Remember your mom owned your house? She had a co-sign for the mortgage. And I was a good boy. He blamed that on his ex-wife. He's such a prick. He really is just the worst kind of person. So John's back. It's after midnight.

He's been drinking all day. He's having his best day of his life, 60th birthday, had a shitty restaurant and then alone by himself looking for friends and he decides oh that's right I'm so horny let me call Ashley Cummings so he calls her again it's gonna get more sad than this I mean he's called he called her multiple times on the earlier stream

yeah no answer she's like well this time I'm sure she'll pick up the later it gets Sarah call Ashley Cummins okay grandpa he actually has more than one Ashley that's a good sign I was just gonna say it's got one Kevin one more than All right.

Hey, can you come on? Can you come on the show? Yeah. Why? All right, you don't want to come on and say hi to me? No. All right, bye. I don't know.

It was more fun watching him get rejected. That's pretty fun. In real time? Or watching her just ghost him and not answer the phone? I like both. Rejection. Yeah. I like both.

I think that's really funny. Maybe you should have made that call before you started your stream. I can't believe she even answered, to be honest. Oh, she must have been. because he didn't even get a chance to be like, oh, come on, just come on for five minutes. You must just be like, John, no, I got to go. I got to go.

I just hung up on him or something. Because he goes, uh, uh, apparently no means no. Go figure. So I know what's happening right now. People are watching this over 1,700 live. Thank you for being here. Hit like, hit subscribe hit notifications.

So you see when we're on. Sometimes we do emergency shows on Sundays. So you're probably thinking, oh, no, this poor desperate loser who has no friends. I'm starting to feel bad for them. he's got nothing going on in his life well I'll tell you what

good news later on in the show John has friends Mr. Rapiery MKE weren't you just over on MLC saying how Sad John is for reading superchats alone on a 60th birthday So this is very funny

So Mr. Kill Everything is on the show and he's a frequent guest on Kevin's show And so Mr. Rapey Ray is a little tam-a Tattle. Mr. Tattletelotel is what is there should be. He goes, hey, we're just making fun of John for being a loser

reading Super Chats by yourself on a 60th birthday? And so John confronts Mr. Kim, everything with this. Order some seafood like rural wiener. Will you trash me that? I made fun of you,

but not like that. I don't care. I don't know what Rampy Ray is saying. Are you okay with Rob So, yeah, I've had to Rob Saul a few times. I actually not. I would be a speaker with Rob and Mr. Kill everything. Why are? I've called Rob Saul some words before, which I'm not going to repeat.

We all have. Nasty deal. Hey, we got any problems with Rob Saul? They're like, oh, yeah, actually. We all have problems with Rob's like, fucking prick. Hello. It said a lot of shitty things about it. Rob just pops out like, oh, what the fuck?

Why are you guys all talking shit about me? What just happened right here? But this is exciting. So John is like 1 a.m. John now at this point. He's usually been passed out for hours on a normal day, but it's his birthday. I don't know if I've mentioned that yet. It's his birthday, 60th birthday. And now he's got nasty Neil and Mr. Kill Everything.

And Rob Saul shows up. And guess who's offended about the way he's brought on to the show? That would be one Rob Saul who's got a few words for John. And why are you asking permission? to come on. I am numero uno here. Don't, you got to check in with Mr. Kill Everything to make sure it's okay to bring me on.

Whoa, look at Rob. No, I'm just telling John. I'm just telling John. It's like, yeah, I don't want to ambush anybody, Rob. Sorry, I love that Rob goes in there like, hey man, this is our show, John. What the fuck?

I get permission to bring me on. It's like, yeah, yeah, everyone hate you. It's kind of the deal. I would like to point out, too, that, you know, women get a lot of shit for drama. It's a bunch of men. Oh, yeah. Well. Sorry. I didn't see too many about it out there,

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with John Blackout drunk. We'll save that for Point-Dabble Point tomorrow. We might have a very special guest we're working on for Point-Dabble Point tomorrow. So that will be on this channel, 4 p.m. Eastern, our usual roundtable discussion about the likes of stuttering John. So 4 p.m. Eastern, that makes it two? No, no, that'd be one. Five beers and one martini.

All right, so thank you very much, guys, for hanging out and watching us. I'm sure that Uncle Rico Show has a show tonight. There's a lot to talk about with John's 60th birthday. We've only scratched the surface here. also I got a note from Clearwater Chad I got an email from him before the show started he's like hey can you redirect your stream to my show

he's gonna have Barry Ribs and Felicia Gillespie on his show and I said no I respect my audience will not do that but I said I would give it a plug so there it is there's the plug if you want to watch what Clearwater Chad whatever nonsense he's talking about over on his channel you can

watch it over there any closing thoughts producer Chris or Jenny Jingles I think we've covered it You covered it all Mm-hmm Yeah All right

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I don't get it. Makes no sense.