Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - Stuttering John's Final Stream!

Episode Date: May 1, 2026

Jen, Adam Busch, and I did a quick emergency show to cover Stuttering John’s final stream. He had guests on who stink and don’t matter. But most importantly, he ended his show with a lame whimper. If this is the end, it’s a fitting end.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I told them in the strongest of words to just do it. You see, this is a We just do it kind of show Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy You know what I missed penis What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize

Is it going to be Absolutely riveting Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not But it's going to be at least entertaining Okay By the way, for those people that are in the back Remember to shut the fuck up

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WATP WATP WATP Welcome Cuzzaroo's and bag slappers Thanks for being here on an emergency episode Wow

This is very important Obviously We don't do this very often but sometimes we have a emergency show. That's right. It's an emergency so because I'm an asshole. That's right.

John Melendez had his final show ever. I'll never be back on the internet ever again. After last night, he went over six hours. And it was boring AF. It was brutal. He didn't get as drunk as I thought he would. That's true. I'll give him that.

he did have Richard O'Jetta on and Brian Karam and all of a sudden it broke into this political show and everyone tuned out. I watched the viewer count go from 950 to 600. This is what we're doing. We're done with us. People hated it. And then he had obviously Korki Ann,

Abba, some guy, Tigra. What was it? L.T. Tigray. El Tegre. Tigray was on there. Like it's your final show and you're having just like a random Facebook friend on that was weird As one of his few fans yeah that was odd and whoever we can get

Vegas beer sales Jerry was on the show that was exciting star power super boring so there's There's some exciting stuff I will say that uh john will be back that was a pathetic yeah I think that was kind of a pathetic end to what he's doing I don't know and what's your thoughts on this I was just so excited to finally be able to speak freely about John without fear of retaliation. Right. John, it's off the internet. He's no longer suing people, although he will sue Pocky as soon as Pocky's lawsuit is done against him. He said that.

It was funny because he said two things. He goes, I'm never going to sue anyone ever again. And then he's talking about suing people. And he's like, as soon as I get through this defamation state with Anthony Kuby, I'm going to sue him right back. John has no money. He's going to be have less money after this. He made a lot of money last night, though. Well, great.

I'm proud of him. But as soon as he owns your house and Kumiya's house and your, I'm assuming, music gear, mandolin stuff, my mandolin's worth a lot of money. It's nice. He'll be able to sell that for half price on eBay. It's an electric acoustic. I don't know if you know that.

Oh, shit. Yeah, it's a pretty nice mandolin. I thought I hated the mandolin before. I didn't know it goes electric. Now I really hate it. How dare you, Adam Bush? How dare you? Little itly.

It's pretty great. Wait, were you just doing a karmic axe thing? No, that's with my leg. Do you guys. He was playing mandolin on his leg? That'd be sweet. Tiny little legs. No one made fun of them then.

Wait, do you say tiny little legs? Yes. It's not going to me. Look, the point is we're here. It's an emergency show. Yes, Adam is here, Anna Bush. Jenny Jingles is here. I didn't introduce them yet.

No need. I'm Carl from WATP. Thanks for being here. This is a very important. Very important episode because Stal 119 clips on the John Show and I wanted to play this to begin. And then we'll get into your guys clips because you guys clip stuff from last night. And again, over six hours, a lot to talk about. I'm sure we'll talk about it for a while.

We're starting here. Be assholes just for so long. I mean, I think at some point, Lady Kay is going to say to she, where, you know what? You blew it. You took it too far. You took it way too far. And Vince, I'll give you credit on this. You were right.

When you told shitware that by letting single wide run his network, it'll be his downfall. I appreciate what John's trying to do. He's trying to drive a wedge between me and Shulie. He's like, oh, you know what's going to happen? is that Carlson would be like, God damn it, Chulie. You were covering John way too much. It's if I had in hand,

that conversation was multiple times already. I mean, how many times have I called you? Like, stop covering John. He's going to leave the internet, you asshole. You blew it. You blew it. We're trying to do a thing over here, you idiots. But John's like going to drive the wedge between us.

And I like that a lot of this episode of last night was fantasies. John was fantasizing about his enemies being like, oh, I wish John was still here. He's all upset. And Shulie and Carl are going to get into a fist fight, and Frog's going to be there, and Carl's going to punch frog in the nose.

By the way, speaking of the noses, I have a zit in my nose. I woke up this morning with a zit in my nose. You ever get one of these? I don't know. I got the inside of my nose, but you can see the redness on the outside. It's so annoying.

I put Zit cream on it, but only on the outside. Not the point. All right. I just thought you'd been doing a lot of blow last night. Yeah, that too. You were right. You're not as dumb as you look.

Because single wide is the one that probably convinced shit wear to reach out to Ava. Fucking fraud. Single wide. Well, well, that's, I'm not going to put it all on single wide.

It's the both of them are complete fools is probably the one that you know, got Kate Meaney to do what she did. And Lady Kay is probably like, you know what? You idiot? We could have fucking had money

for another five years. All right this down, Jen. Oh, okay. Remind me to tell, Shulie, you fucking idiot. We could have had money for another five years. You fucking idiot. God damn it. We ruined our...

God damn. To ease and idiot. We had it all figured out. We could have been making it. making money all this time. But you had to get greedy. Yep. You had to be

such an asshole and do such egregious things that you cause stuttering John to leave. Is he listening in on my conversations with Chulie? He nailed it. Like that's literally what I said to him five or six different times over the past three

years. You motherfucker. If it's something we all know about John, he's got really good intel. Yeah. I was like, yeah, I gave you, I told you, I gave you permission once, one time. And then you turn to the Uncle Rico show, and you're making fun of John,

and Bob Levy shows up, like, what are you doing? You're ruining your whole thing. You asses. It's too far. It's too much. What are you doing? Yeah, he went too far.

It was too much. God damn it. You, W. I'm telling you. I'm, I've already heard rumblings of this. I love that. That's a here part. Jen and I were watching this

Live at the dinner. We came home. We were watching this on the TV. And when John goes, I've heard rumblings of, he's got my inner thoughts. He's hearing rumblings of my inner thoughts. I haven't talked to anyone.

Who is like breaking into my brain and figuring this out for him? That's a good question. Vegas beer sales, Jerry? He doesn't have surveillance cameras everywhere. He seems to. I wasn't in the parking lot, fucking a hooker.

Not this time. So I doubt he's got intel on me, but I don't know. Lady Kay is not too happy with the shit whale. That's true. Yeah, but that's just normal. Lady Kay is like, you know, we had the golden goose. And because you are a greedy little prick, you had to keep on pressing.

By the way, I've told Julie, I'm like, if you fucking cover Opie, I will murder your family. And he knows, he knows better, Adam, don't worry. I go, if you touch Bill Burr or Opie, I'm going after you, man. Not cool. If he covers one second of Ron Berman,

I'm showing up his house with a boombox. Are you kidding me? You and me are meeting in Alabama, in Huntsville, Alabama, a dox. Rolla! This fucking guy. And harassing the guy.

And now that guy is leaving. You dumb. Yeah. Yeah, should we fuck this whole thing up for us? Now John's leaving for the eighth time.

Yeah. Forever. How many times has John left the internet? Oh my God. I can't even count. I love the idea that he's like, all right, I'm changing my phone number. I'm deleting my phone number.

Twitter account and my YouTube, I'm getting off the internet, and I'm going to go perform stand-up. I don't know anyone who books a standard comedian who doesn't promote his own shows. Are we going to find out? No. I have zero people on social media. Cool.

Do you want to do a weekend here in Phoenix? Nope. Do you have a mailing list? Yeah, right. Do you have anything going on? I can't even send key chains. All right, we have a lot to get to. Adam and Jen pulled quips. I'm going to start with Adam because Adam

like is a, I don't know, he's a celebrity working actor. He's got stuff to do. He can't be here all day. That is true. Jenny and I, we have nothing going on. The Sabres are on at 7.30 tonight. Go Sabres. Game 6. Yeah. Did you know that?

I did. I can tell because you're wearing a jersey. I was wearing my jersey today. So Jen's like, oh, it must be a Sabers game today. That's how she knows. but let's start with you Adam what did you pull from John's final show I didn't realize that he had a musical

guest scheduled for right in the middle of the show very much like Saturday Night Live La da-dee La-da-dee la da-da-da-da-da No rush, Jeff. Take your time. He's like Miles Davis with the silences. Yeah.

Whenever you're ready, buddy. D. What fuck are you doing with that? He's trying to send you a fucking link. I will miss this. I will miss this idiot. It's great. I was so going. What's he doing? Not many people can host and be their own musical guests. So this is very impressive. I love a parade. Do, do, do, do, do.

I mean, that would have went over better at Rodney's than what he did. Yes, I'm waiting to pitch up on this. That's really well done by John. Who has a lot of musical talent? So he says. Signed to Atlantic Records. Do you know that? Yes, I've heard.

He never talks about it, but that's true. This next one, we have thoughts on women and lawsuits. To quote, Curly Bill, well, bye. Actually, I haven't gotten very lucky. I found two women that are actually under 120 pounds each in Cape Corral. How old are they? 14. Oh, really?

It's rob and his lawyer preparing a lawsuit against you now, Sturring John. Really? For what? What did I do? Yeah, let's just all just sue. Let's go sue crazy. What a fucking asshole. started this.

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. You people. I'll just do anti-slaps all over the place. Then I'll sue them for frivolous lawsuits. I got some lawyers that are ready offered to help. That are willing to work for you. Play that again. This fucking asshole sues Shulie and me.

And he's like, what, is everyone suing everyone now? Yeah, yeah. Remember that whole thing where you're like, every action has an equal and opposite reaction? You started this whole thing, you idiot. Whatever. Some lawyers that are already offered to help. Already offered to help for free.

So, well, see. Be fun to take Pocky's house in South Carolina. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be fun to take some of his millions. What a retard. John doesn't understand how the law works at all. What he means? He doesn't understand a point.

patterns work. Like, we have seen this before. You're in the process of losing this lawsuit while making the same stupid claims about a new one that didn't work this time. I know. And it's all fantasies with him. Everything's just like, and then I'll live in his house.

And Missy B. will have to fuck me. Because I'll be the husband in the house. You know what I mean? Like, he's like, also in the settlement, she has to make me eggs on Sundays. I like scrambled, three scrambled eggs. with chorizo. She's like, well, you won the lawsuit.

I guess I have to do. What I got to do, and I got to wear this outfit. And now you have to be my butler. Them's the rules. What can I do? I'm going to put it in your butler. It's really his fantasies are like

when you have a dream that's really vivid and you wake up and you feel like you saw the person. Yeah. His dreams are like reality. Like, don't you know I own your house now, Pocky? What are you even trying to do? I mean, I hope they. got that roof figured out before John moved said he has to be a whole nightmare for John.

Oh boy. It's contractors. Am I right people? John wouldn't know. Inside baseball. All right. Where we going next to Adam? This is a very funny reaction to Grillo saying he might sue him.

This is great. Chilina, Grillo posts that he's looking into suing him. Oh, God. With what money, Steve? and for what Steve? Hold on a second I gotta pause this

Judge just realized that bringing the lawsuits cost money he didn't know that when he brought a lawsuit against shuling me he's like these fucking guys

are fighting this lawsuit I need money I have a go fund me now oh you just realized that like suing someone costs money he's a tired because I called you stupid

you are stupid girl is stupid that's true I mean I mean, and that's the other thing. You know, with that kind of thing, like Pocky is, well, you could say he's a public figure, where defamation is a public figure. I guess he sort of is still less.

I'm just saying. Yes. Good one, Dan. I mean, there are so many things that with my Florida attorney is like, you know, don't worry about it. You know, I got this. You know, I mean, at first I thought I was just doing myself. but he was just like because he's a friend

of my friend and he was like if someone said to said about me and they went on like a public stage and said Dan Dan from nice podcast stupid raped a woman

in Las Vegas in 22 and I have producer Chris can you isolate that please Jesus Christ and I'm Corky what are you doing you idiots why are you saying this

22 at the Plaza Check Records of, come on. You've been around the internet for a minute. What are you doing? Proof. And obviously, it never happened.

I wasn't arrested. That never happened. Disclaimer, disclaimer, et cetera, et cetera. And somebody did that, and they spread that rumor, and it went across the internet. And then it got back to my employer, my family, my wife,

why I got to explain to my wife, why I raped a woman in Las Vegas. I mean, you'd be like, I mean, look at you. If you had to explain to his wife, why I had another girl, I'd be like, well, look at you. what are we doing here?

Which obviously never happened. That's that is that's probably one of the worst fucking examples of harming someone like just And I have the tape so we can't roll it back.

It's on record. I love this. So Anthony Coomy is going to sue John. We've talked to Anthony in person about this. He's excited to do it. He's got it all written

up. He's all ready to go. And John's thing is like, well, he's going to sue me for defamation because I called him a pedophile and said that to his employer. But I'm going to sue Pocky after that. All right. Well,

it costs money. So good luck with that. Oh, but by then he'll have all Anthony's money. He literally said, as soon as I'm done with Anthony's lawsuit against me, I'm going to sue Anthony back. You're like, what are you like Seven? You think that's how this works?

You sue me? I'll figure it out and then I'll sue you. Isn't it odd? Isn't it the only solution? Don't you find it odd? Speaking of odd, people are on supertip. G.g. slash wATP supporting the show.

And I appreciate that like Devin Downey over here. Oh, wait. This NJ fellow is actually from New Jersey. He's not a black Israelite. All right. Sean gave us five bucks. Thank you very much, Sean. Appreciate you, buddy.

Labrined Mystic. Coming in with an image. Wow. These image chats are very much appreciated, but also hard to manage. Oh, it's Jerry Seinfeld, scratching his nose. Carl, come up with excuses for picking his nose. It's okay, Carl. You're not going to spiral into Opie territory.

We appreciate you for you, pal. Listen, I have a giant pimple in my nose Right here And it's annoying I'm not lying about this That's a good point Labrne Mystic I'm having trouble seeing his eyes Can you open your eyes wider?

I talked about it With Pat Dixon and Vinnie Paulino On our bonus show just now I was over at the comedy club Wow Wes 11 Bravo What the fuck is the Golden Goose

Stuttering John obviously Yeah I mean, in his heyday, yeah. Stewie felt. He's acting like you guys were business partners at one point. Yeah, we were not. Should have been. Could have been.

President Dylan. Waity K. Need to crush your meth better before you. That's what I was thinking. Yes. That's the problem. I'm not crushing the meth enough. And then I'm snorting it.

It's sticking to my nostrils. Now I have zits. The finer the better. Labyrinth mystic. Jesus. $2, Dan. You don't just come out and say it. The new secret phrase is flip-flopped someone.

Hear it on the creep-off on Mondays, bonus member episodes on Fridays like today. Yes, Slavermistic. Very good. Check out the creep-off every single Monday, 1 p.m. Eastern on this channel and on the creep-off channel. Tugue's unpaid staff, five bucks. This episode was such a slug to get through.

Even my poor taters couldn't make it all the way through. I know. I was trying to watch it. I was tuning out. The worst part was the, political part of the show. I didn't watch any of that. It was terrible.

The political part was worse than the five to ten minute gaps of silence. Yes. So much silence. Happy first day being Johnless. Well, thank you. We're getting through it. Bradley says, reminder that God made Adam and Eve,

not Adam and Carl. That's like your opinion, man. You don't know. This Friday, it's a different piggy we cover. That's true. Yeah, I covered this on Devilverse Live. yesterday. Aaron wants me to do

this little piggy so badly. He was daring me to do it, which tells me I shouldn't do it. He needs our attention so badly. My favorite thing that he did was decide the terms of everything. He's like, well, Patrick's out sick.

If he misses another one due to illness, then I'm going to have to declare victory. There's no war. We won a long time ago. Nobody's at war with you, Aaron. It's so weird. Yeah. Tugie's unpaid staff. Hi, Jenny. Hi. I don't like that heart emoji. She's my gal. Baking Bits. What a letdown. I put more effort into John's last show than he did. No way he stays away. More than seven to ten days. He has nothing else. See you soon, John. What do you think, Adam? What's your prediction on his return? Won't the joke be on us? Won't the egg be on our faces when he comes back and we're so surprised?

Won't he really then be the winner? He got us again. I was lying. I have an excuse. I was lying. Michael C., Carol, stop picking your nose. It's unprofessional. I got a giant zip.

Stop it. The Zit is like, all right. Put some ice on it later. Just point that Zit towards the mic. That's what we do. Michael C. Hey, John. Make me a tree.

Get out of here. Biff used this thing. Dabble Tim. Setting John is right. Carl has no original ideas. the isotopes are just the spasmatics. I joke because I love. Thanks for the emergency pod.

Thank you. Thank you, Dabble, Tim. Yeah, John making fun of the isotopes was very funny. He's like, what did Carl tell these guys how to dress that day? Like, no, no, no, no. We determined this years ago. This is how we dress for every show. This is my favorite new thing that John and Carmick do, though.

They explain, like, how life works, but with a snarky tone to make fun of you. So what, you call up your bandmate? And you're like, we got rehearsal. And he's like, oh. okay, what time, and then you're like, oh, how seven? Is that what you do? And Carmick's like, oh, so are you going to go prepare for your show? You're going to work on your clips and research and talk to your friends.

Yeah, that's exactly how it all goes. Right, yeah. We literally texted each ahead of time. Like, hey, what clips do you have? Like, all right, cool, I'm going to cover this part of the show. And I love the job just like, oh, would you tell them to wear the green ties? Like, well, I mean, I could have. I didn't need to.

Not you've been wearing those green ties for ages. Bacon bits. Would you on a conference call or something? We're all on at the same time? I don't know, John. I mean, honestly, we've learned all these songs we're going to play together, so we must communicate at some point, right? Oh, oh, oh, oh, so you're rehearsing?

You're going over your songs. So you guys know what key this song is in? Oh, okay. And the tempo has already been figured out ahead of the time? Well, yeah. Bacon Bits, P.S. Chip, Chipperson, is now my beat. Hands off, Carl. Wait, are you kidding?

me with that? Home run. Call me a home run. Uh-oh. Labyrinth Mystic Gifting Five. Who are these podcast memberships? Thank you very much for Levernistic. Tiger Lilley.

How was she a new member? Or he? I don't know. I think Tiger Lillie is a woman. She could be. Anyway, thank you for becoming a member on the show. We appreciate it.

Mumbling Nick is here. Five bucks. Two days ago, Southern John invited me on his final show, but only for 20 minutes due to all the guests he had. I had spent time with my kid instead and don't regret it. Oh, so Moly Nick was invited on the final show. That was one of the things I was noticing.

Mm-hmm. So Jedd and I were driving out to dinner. We were listening to John's final show in the car. I'm like, we're all the guests? Chad was like stalling, stalling, stalling. He had nothing going on. And then Oh, Hita, Ojetta. Whatever.

Brian Karam show up. And then they're off. And then it's like stalling, selling, selling, selling, selling. I thought there was going to be this giant line of guests. I thought it would be a cavalcade of Cox. It was like a dude from Facebook who showed up for a while, too,

for some reason. But we love you, mumbling, Nick. Great job on the intervention. We put up that video this morning. Team Keefe and Beef. Why are Stittering John and MentorMath acting like you or Shulie were looking for a fight at Stevie Tomatoes?

Any of you ever said anything about fighting him? Yeah. I don't know. I'm just going to buy him a beer. Dame Taft, I'm suing Anna Bush for being awesome. Can you do that? Pew. I'm countersuing. Big Daddy Dodo, it wasn't a pick.

It was a scratch. Pontiva. I'm starting to think John is a bit of an idiot. Might be on to something. To leap. Dave D. Doors, what year are you living in? Learn to cook and smoke your drugs? Yes, stupid.

I know. I'm starting math stuff. in my 40s. It's like the old name. I know, what am I doing? Getting zits of my nose. He's the only snort meth accidentally. Now you're doing it intentionally.

I know. It's so dumb. I miss you. Jimmy says, Adam, what's the game plan for your mustache? Errol Flynn biopic? I was just a little late

for Hitler's birthday, so. It's not a Hitler stash. Listen, I can't. I can't out that slide. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. Michael C.

Adam, please turn to page 20 of the script. Oh, shit. That's why I've been off. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Sorry. Shitterson, a YouTube member. Sheet Shitterson,

one of the greatest dabbers of all time with the two documentaries about the dabblerverse. Love this guy. Good man. And happy recap. Rob Saul trash caro as an egot maniac last night. Rob Saul said that about me?

He did. Did you see that? I did. And the worst thing, we all support Rob. We all support Rob. I'm in favor of him. God bless.

I don't care. Yeah. It's, he's like, you know, and I guess I said stuff about his wife. I don't remember it. You know, if someone wants to send me the clip, maybe I can not see it. But until then, fuck him. And I was just like, dude, that doesn't seem like taking responsibility. And I don't know those steps.

When did he turn on you again? Well, listen, Rob Saul is a shithead and a terrible broadcaster. And then he's like, I'm sober now. Everyone like me? And everyone was like, yeah. And I was like, no. I still don't like this guy. He sucks.

You still have to do a show. Right. And Rob has emailed me. I've emailed him back. We've been very cordial about it. But he said horrible things about you. My mob wife over here. Ladies and gentlemen, my mom wife.

If I cared at all about anything he thought about me, it would bother me, but I don't. We don't care. But also at the same time, this whole idea that he's just like, this Carl guy. On my Jen from the Jingles Department, Instagram. Oh, yes. We should promote that. Under the little thing, I put mom wife. as my description.

You should follow Jen from the Jingles Department on Instagram. Lots of photos from Hackamania and all the other live shows we've been doing. It's fun. Labyrinth mystic coming in on Super Tip.

Bob Saget flip-flopped and murdered girl in 1990. Olson Twins on about that. Wow. Michael P. says, how's the new shirt, Miss Jingles?

RIP, Tera. Go see a very. go bills. I love it. And I actually have a thank you card. I haven't set it. Yes. Michael P.

I got to tell you. So we got the gifts. I got my creep shirt. Vinny got his moonhead Celtic shirt. Jen got her shirt. And she was like, I got a gift. She was so excited.

Thank you, Michael P. We appreciate it. Yes. Thank you. Who are these.com? You can find our PL box. Send us drugs or other gifts. Yeah.

I go to that p.o box. Anytime I get an alert that there's something there. It's mostly dildos for Kaylee, but there's other stuff. A lot of it is, but she's got her own PO box now. If she would tell me that she received them, I could stop sending them. Stewie Feld coming in. You three are like multiverse versions of Buddy Holly. I noticed that.

I see that. Hey, hey, hey. Dame Taft back in again. I'll come over and prick your nose it. Carl, get undressed and put your feet in the stirrups. Is that what it takes? Doctor Steve? He's the doctor.

Whatever it takes. setting. Tuki's unpaid staff. I lift the dabble verse so I can pummel your Rump Jenny. It's a great Bisi Boy song. Pummel

your Rumpa. Michael P. Says, Go Savors. Holy shit. Game 6 tonight. Everyone's watching it. Adam's excited about it. I know that. It's a fact jack. Let's get back into the clip package.

I believe we're on clip number four, Adam. He's asked if he has any favorite bits throughout the years. Oh, this is hilarious. Yes, Will Herron is interviewing John at this point. Do you really think anything in this nonsense I consider? You know, if you asked me like, what was your favorite? What was the best interview? Or what was the best bit you did on tonight show?

What was the best thing you wrote for Jay? That would be things I've been. be proud of. This shit, are you fucking with me? This is, this is horseshit. But, but, so you don't, like, me, my interview with James Carable,

me, my prank with Donald Trump. Me, my interviews with Jay Leno and Howie Mendel. You know, like, it's like, if you want real stuff, if you want this, no, no, no, no, I want this whole shit. Like, like, keep it within the dabble version. I'd say Rodney's was the

was the best ever. So whatever I did around before. That was the best. During and after. Rodney's was by far. John, I was there. It was terrible. It sucked out loud. What do you mean? The best uttering John performance.

And then I would say that... Look at well. He's so excited. He's like, hey, I'm getting an answer. Yay. I mean, that's a bad answer, John. That's what you think was the highlight of the Stuttering John podcast in your current professional writer who's getting a pension from the Writers Guild favorite performance was the reading of a police report that ABA told him to do that she put through AI It's brutal You know, I don't know because I mean Trying to think

You could be somebody you're going to treat a little bit better or something like that you know what I mean? Could you imagine? I'm just going off on a quick side note who are these podcasts we've been doing this for 10 years we have over 700 episodes we're doing a long time imagine i do my final episode and i'm like here's l t gray from facebook who's going to join us like what the fuck it's wrong with jell he's like we're going to have a star-stunned final episode lots of special guests including l t gray no if i said l t-gray he seems like a retard but it's fine why was this guy

had the show so long last night. Because he stuck around. Something in a small way. Like maybe you shouldn't have been so hard on someone. Well, no, no. I, well, I know that I should never mix weed with beer when I do a podcast

because because then Yeah, because as soon as I, because if I ever mix weed, I get, I get silly stupid. By the way. Is that what's wrong with him? Everything gets mixed with beer. I like that.

John's was like, wow, you know, Colotipin, weed, vodka. Any histamines? Everything is mixed with beer eventually because beer is going to factor in every fucking time. Yeah, I know the feeling. Yeah, that's why I don't mix.

That's why I don't mix weed would do it. So I would say anything like that is something I would not want to do again, which I haven't. Like, I'll never do. I don't know if you know, notice, Will, but I will not, I might get a little buzz on a stream,

but I am not, because the shows when I was in LA, where I would take an edible, oh, oofa. He's done some really drunk shows in Cape Town. Learning lessons? Did John just say that he's,

has regrets, that he's done things he wishes he didn't do, and he's changed his ways since then? No. I think that's what he just said, Adam. Am I wrong about this? He might have used those words, but there would have to be a change in behavior.

What he's saying is, I acknowledge I was too drunk then, and I will be too drunk again later. Right. Within the next couple hours, I've learned nothing, but I am pointing it out and acknowledging it as a thing. I mean, that's more of stuff than I thought you would take. Me too. I was like, wow, what's he saying right now? You know what I mean? You think edible and go on stage?

Wow, that's no, no, no, no. No, not on stage. you know, here. Oh, okay, okay. No, I would never, no, no, no. I'm not seeing on stage. Yeah. Here and then the proud of it's just,

I don't know, like some of my great, here, I got it for you. Well, some of the great monologues I've done where I just talked for an hour and just fucking, you know, and just like, like some of the ones, but I can't give you a specific.

But some are really good. I don't remember when you would go on the stream and just start yelling at Chitweyer and Lady Kay and Pocky. God, it's like it happened yesterday. I mean, I remember one time he went off on Pinky for like 32 minutes and I was just like, whoa, this is brilliant. Lauren Michaels, you know that new sound you've been hearing about? Listen to this. I always wondered whether he thought he was killing it or not when he was doing that because he'd have that proud smug look when he was done

like he'd really done something but he goes on here to talk about how he's like you know when you see the segways and how I went from this person to that person and then put it all together he really thinks he's done something and I make fun of all these idiots who have

like applause tracks and laugh tracks Aaron Emholt being the biggest one but John has recently put this into his repertoire and so he like hits that thing he's like The crowd loves it. I don't tell you guys.

People are going nuts for my monologues. No, you're just hitting a button. I'm imagining him just sitting alone. He's off the internet. Cracks a beer. It's the applause button. He's all alone. Thank you.

Thank you. Jen, what have I talked about with you about revealing what we do in private? You and I heard this conversation multiple times. I'm like, you're going to come on the show. Don't talk about what I do in private. it's very embarrassing. Well, I didn't name names, but... I walked into the living room.

It's like, yeah. It's like a sitcom. I'm like, hey, what's up, Jan? Do you want to watch the hockey game? Like, no. Oh. Proud of some of the, like how I segue to each idiot and just, and kind of make it funny as I go along.

I like the Duke of the Future. Definitions? The Duke of Definitions. Why? Okay. This is funny. Will Heron goes, what are the highlights?

You know, what are the best moments of your show? And John goes, I don't know. I mean, I was going to have a night show and Howard Stern, I'm not sure.

And then he goes, well, I did have some great monologues where I was making fun of people. Oh shit. That's right. The Duke of Definitions. John thinks that's the highlight of his career.

And by the way, I blame Keanu C. Thompson for this. That retard was eagging about like, this is hilarious. John, you're killing it. The Duke of Definitions, John thinks that's a highlight of his career.

He would. Ever since Keanu won that Duky, she's just been like in love with him and unable to see straight. John would have done another edition of Duke of Definitions. He declared this earlier in the week, but he can't do the AI photos

that are the punchlines because he's stupid. He doesn't learn anything. Yeah, but that's what AI is for. Yeah, but it's so easy. It's so easy to do. Anyone can do it. But John can't do it. Okay. So we needed Vegas beer sales Jerry to do a forum. The guy who produces the Dukin definitions,

Duke of the Future segments. And because Vegas Beer Sales Jerry was dealing with all of this doxing, this is John's words, not mine. He was doing with all this doxing, so Vegas beer sales Jerry couldn't give him the AI images that would be the punchlines to his amazing jokes. So he couldn't do the Duke of definitions last night. Unless he did.

I didn't watch the whole thing. I don't know. He didn't. I watched the whole thing. You watch the whole thing? Oh my God. Jenny. God bless you.

Bless your heart. It's different. You know, nobody else, nobody else has the balls to try something different, to actually, you know, do something other than just talk like this, you know, right?

I'm sorry. The Opie or Burr game is not something different. I'm sorry. Is it gay? Is that something different? We try some shit over here on WATP. How dare you, sir? To poke a dabbler?

Yeah. Have you heard of poke a dabbler? There's a floating potato. Have you seen Boy Tinsley play the box? Go fuck yourself. Yes, right. Goes in the Dave Matthews Band. Are you crazy?

You don't know about this? Oh, I just lost connection to my video screen. This is a disaster. No one told John I'm doing this. I wanted to come back So when I shit myself It's a big joke But when you

I don't want to come back And make fun of us That'd be embarrassing I hate that I mean Can you give me an example Like no one else could Just put on the fucking

Turbin And have the fucking crystal ball And you know I put on a Sabres jersey That's something right He said that before Go Sabers 1,800 people watching right now

hit the like button. Yes. And do something original. Not saying it's original. It's Carson, but do something original to the stabble verse. You know what I mean? Original to the stab or just watching somebody

every single day and just commenting on the same things over now. Oh, and like even like eating soup. See, now I'm thinking like as something is stupid. No, but I see. You went to bed one time with a kid. Yeah. Yeah, but will to me. To me, that's funny because it just shows I don't give a shit.

No, it shows you stink. You're bad at bits. I remember his sleeping stream. So he hits the stream yard thing. He goes, all right, go live. He goes, all right. Like a little kid who doesn't want to go to school, who thinks his mom didn't see him.

He's holding up the, the thermometer to the light bulb. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I got a, I got a temp over there. I can't go to school. All right, where are we going next? We can get out of this one and head right to John talking about Patrick Melton.

Say anything moment. Yeah. I already said this, but to me, one of the best was me showing up at Fatty Patty's house with the boombox doing say anything and doing this. dance. Pinky watched that over and over and

laugh so hard. And when Vegas Bear sells Jerry, hold on a second. I know Kevin Brennan. He doesn't watch it over and over again, does he? Sure doesn't. That's not the Kevin Braden I know. He watched it over and over again? Like he had no plan. He just kept playing the same thing. It's a lot of

rewinding. A lot of rewinding. I know John didn't go to the door, but that's exactly a door-dash driver thing. Like, you're out front of somebody's house and you think it's okay when you do it, but if DoorDash tries to deliver you or Heineken, it's... Hold on a second. Are you bringing Wajikin to this? I was trying to.

Jenny Jiggles. I know. Can you imagine if one of those DoorDash drivers had a boombox over their head, he would be out of his mind. It could be a gun or grenade launcher. Officer! They have a boombox. I don't even like this song they're playing. They're playing the isotodes.

It's pointed towards me. I'm just a dispatcher and you're retarded. sorry officer was in he was there was with you i remember yeah but but he saw lady k once

one of the hunchbacker manias and even lady dabbocon devil con too they're all hunchbackomanias everyone devil con too and i appreciate that patrick brought the uh video that he recorded of john doing his stupid uh come out and play with me video because john knew patrick wasn't home when he went there and it was so embarrassing that we

had over 200 people in an audience in a crowded comedy club oh howling it was hilarious and he is and even lady k said that was the funniest shit that yeah we were laughing at you john laughing at you not with you at you i mean that whole trip from l a to new york and New York to Florida was probably the best podcasting. I had a friend who said it was the best stuttering John ever. So there you go. Patrick came outside, all six foot six,

300 pounds of Patrick and was like, let's fucking go. Yeah. Would you be like, oh my God? Or would you been like, bam, like,

I would have kicked the living shit out of them. Did you trust me on? It wouldn't even, it wouldn't even be close. Why? Why do you think that? Yeah, why do you think that? Look at John wanted E.J. Benza.

I would have punched him right in the knee. I take that and that. His thighs would have never recovered. John had a chance at Melton in Atlantic City. We've seen the video. Yes. And what did you do? Call security.

He made a big faucet and told security. This guy's talking about my kids. Anyway, I don't care. I don't care who's a pussy. It's fine. Also, just to note, and you pointed this out, It started with, what were your favorite bits from the show? I have none.

I don't care about the cesspool of ridiculousness. Well, my time with Royce was really great, and we did some amazing interviews. Well, the fatty patty was really good and the sleep stream and the monologues, and it just doesn't end. It's some of the worst things he's ever done. Most embarrassing things, he's just like, you know, it was really great was when I pretended to be asleep during my stream and I made $14. It's almost everything he's ever done, though, too. Pretty much it. Everything is great.

Which is what a narcissist thinks about themselves. Everything I've done is great. All right. Let's move on to the next one where... See, this is interesting because Dan was talking before about how, you know, calling someone's employer or accusing them of being a criminal is just the worst, most despicable thing you can do when we know this is something Dan has done before. Well, this comes up in a different thing.

context here. Wait, wait. While I was gone, did $2, $2,000, like, call you a Nazi, Will? He sure did. We were watching live. Dan just accused Will Heron to be a

Nazi, and then he immediately left the show to go on. What did he say? He said, like, oh, do your employers know that you're a Nazi? And then he left, and apparently Dan went on his behind the

paywall show, whatever the fuck he's doing with Chower, whoever. And he never came back. Yeah, Dan says a lot of things. Why does he... I appreciated Will, by the way. We were watching this last night. I appreciate Will being like, yeah, whatever.

I don't take anything that Dan says seriously. Yeah. Which is the right way to... How do you do that? Right, yeah. He has no idea how to do this. But it's the right way to approach. It's like, this guy was calling you a horrible thing.

He's like, yeah, whatever. He says a lot of things, a lot of people. Why would he call you a Nazi? I don't know. Dan talks a lot. No, no, no. Do you guys have like a contentious relationship? No. What the fuck?

I trusted him to fucking take care to be the, you know, to be a... Dan do a good job. Shut up to Dan. Oh, because I was just told that he called you a Nazi, but why would he call you a Nazi? Dan says a lot

of things I've noticed. But now I got to Dan, get the fuck back. here and explain yourself. How dare you? Thank you, John. Defend my honor. They had a little tith.

I mean, wasn't anything major. Just two guys flex it, man. Vegas Bears, Jerry, can you get me that? Jesus Christ. Imagine being John's producer. It's just non-stop work. All right, I prepped your entire show.

Here's all the clips. Go ahead for it. And then three minutes in. And now I need this. You're like, Jesus Christ, man. I gave me the whole show. It's all packaged together.

I've got to keep working for you. Fucking asshole. Did you see how caught in a loop he was? How he couldn't move past this idea. Yeah, he made fun of me and I just let it roll off my back. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Say it again. Yeah, he made fun of me, and it's just like guys being dicks, whatever.

We just moved on. I need two other opinions here. Like, he cannot move past that. I need the clip of this. It's like, yeah, no, no. Do you not know that Corky calls people Nazis? All the time. And worse.

You're familiar with this? If there is a worse. Do you not know that not giving a shit is an option? Because if you're actually not a Nazi, it doesn't hurt you much. You don't get defensive about it. Props to Will Herod for being like, yeah, he called me a Nazi. Who cares? And O. T. Gray, he's like, it's just guys doing shit, whatever.

John's like, I'll slow down. I don't understand what you're doing. Speaking of which, hopefully this Sunday, we're doing a show on Kaylee's channel with Kaya and Kaylee talking about Dan Corky versus Patrick Tomlinson. Great. Because Patrick, like, you asked Dan, like, what happened?

He sued you for a bunch of money and too much of people? Like, what happened? He goes, I said a Twitter DM. What? Yeah. So we got a lawsuit or whatever. Yeah, there's no explanation on it. So we're going to get to the bottom of it.

I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to the return of Kaya. Yeah, me too. I love Kaya. It's very funny. Courtney did a lot of shitty things, and Kaya is an expert on Patrick Tomlinson, so I'm looking forward to that. All right, what's next on here? We can move on to number eight, where he talks about his favorite beverage of choice. Why Bushlight?

First of all, you said Bush Lime the first time, so maybe you see. Okay. You got to drink this, man. It's the best beer. I am drinking Bush Light. Because it's cheap, and I like it. Not bad. I like them apples.

It's like college beer. You just drink it and you drunk. Does it make you bloating? No, no, no, no. No, no. No, well, see, there you make another assumption again. When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and me. No.

No. It's not an assumption. It's the word assume. You make an ass of you and me. See, this assumption, you make an ass to you and me. It's like, there's no me an assumption. There's no me and assumption. fucking idiot.

Holy shit. John is next level stupid. He doesn't even know what he's saying. I also find it so frustrating that these guys, like, they're just trying to agree with him, but he's such a defensive, combative asshole that you can never agree with him the right way. And John's like, I'm the best. And they're like, yeah, you're amazing.

No, no, no, but I'm spectacular. Okay. He has to say no but to everything that said. Why do you drink Bush Light? Because it's cheap. Yeah, like a college beer. He just wanted to get drunk. He's like, no.

No, no, no. That's not what I'm doing. I'm not just getting drunk on a college beer. Because of the Clydesdales, I support the horses. To me, this tastes just like Miklobaltta. It takes just like millilite. It tastes just like Amstolite. To me, that should be their advertisement.

It tastes just like everything else. Yeah. Bushlight. Tastes like Miklob Ultra. All right, well, pass. Yummy, yummy. But he doesn't realize, because he doesn't know he's an alcoholic, that what you're saying is you're an alcoholic,

like, I don't care. Right. The taste? What are you? Do you think a heroin addict is like, do you have that in a mint? Like, they're just giving me the drug. You don't care what it tastes like because you just want the alcohol.

I'm sorry, what flavor is this cocaine? I'll pass on that. I'll turn my veins. It's the same shit. All of it. And, well, if you must know, when I thought I could tell the difference between beers I told Howard I could

they got five different beers from Heinegan to fucking Bud Light and I couldn't after the first one The palate is fucking numb And you'll pass you by glory days And you couldn't tell the difference So no you can't tell the fucking difference So fuck off

I mean Richard Chrissy did a bit Where he tried to guess what kind of beer They were pouring in his butthole now that was a bit that is a bit and that's a man who doesn't lie about wearing a diaper that's correct

if he goes to coheeding cambria he's wearing a diaper he doesn't want to miss any of the songs smart during that concert all right we have one more clip on here for you Adam well this is

I don't know if you're gonna be comfortable playing this but this is what might happen if he ever runs into you Carl I don't know let's say you have a watch customer you're walking down the street you're minding your business out of the blue

Carl walks out of the Circle K, 711 the Hortons that you guys have up there. The picture is like straight to violence? It's a public's but yeah. But like, hello Carl, how are you?

Let's have a conversation. Like, how does that go? Well, why the fuck are you asking me these questions? It's so interesting. I want to know what you do. You ran into your ultimate enemy. Like, someone you have so much hatred

for, like, what would happen? It would like. I love the child. multiple times, but like, if I ever run into Lady Kay, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. And then Will's like, what are you going to do? He's like, why are you asking me that question? Yeah.

It's a weird question. Like, where's this coming from? I had no idea. His entire tenure on the tonight show, did he ever once you guessed me like, say, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, why are you bringing that up? That's weird. Two forces, came together, boom. That's my question.

Let's just say, if I were them, I wouldn't want him to, I wouldn't want him to me. That's true. I wouldn't either. I'm just saying. He's so tidy. I'd probably trip over him on the side.

Like, oh, shit. I'm sorry, John. I didn't see you there. I don't have any change. I'm sorry. Sorry. Fucking Puerto Ricans. Well, L. Tigray.

You grew up in Long Island, right? Yep. Oh. This is my favorite. So this is something that Vince the lawyer has been feeding into John for a while. And John's so stupid. He believes it. He thinks, if you grew up on Long Island,

which is a big suburban landscape. It's just the suburbs going from, you know, Queens and Brooklyn all the way to the Atlantic Ocean. It's just suburbs. And John goes, that's the toughest place to grow up in the world. It's not. It isn't. You grow up in suburbia. You're retired.

I mean, the commutes are very long. The commutes suck. And there's the train. And I'm sorry, Adam, Bob. You know, you grew up in. I've got a rant about what it's like growing up in Rochester, so as soon as you're done, I grew up in Spencerport, New York. So let me tell you about that. Cow tipping, don't get me started.

When manure season, stuck like shit. What? Now, don't say it because I don't want to get my child taken away. But think about what if the shit these people do to, like, and think of you as me, do you think you're going to be exactly civil if you ran into them? No, not at all. It's not a chance. Take no prisoners.

Yeah. That's how I was. That's why I grew up. Not a chance. Like, you're asking me to get my channel in trouble and I'm not going to, you know, I'm not going to fall for it. No, no.

That's not at all. Did you imagine, Jen, you and I have a house in Cape Coral. People know this. Doxed. Yeah. Sometimes you and I, we go out to various places in Cape Coral.

And I'm like, that guy's from Long Island. Let's go this way. Let's get the fuck away from that guy. I think he's from Long Island. He's wearing an Islander's hat. Let's get the fuck away from the... This guy's a Mets fan. It's going to fuck away from this guy.

It's very scary. This is what John's talking about right now. We get it. It's very interesting to me. Like, what would you do in these kind of situations? Because you have so much hatred and so much vindictiveness towards each other. In my mind, hopefully you can become friends. and like put this behind you and like laugh about this 10 years later and even make money off of it.

You know what I'm saying? Like that's what this dabba versus sport. It's like a stage for you guys to, I mean, I hate to say fight, but to make money to profit with. I don't know why we'd leave when people are giving you money to do it. You know what I'm saying? Like that's my question. What was the question? Oh, Tigret.

Is this guy as dumb as I mean, you know, is this guy really the stupid? Don't answer that. what an answer yeah wow well's just like hey people are paying attention they're giving you money why are you leaving

and john's like i don't know i guess i'll just deflect yeah what are you stupid a terrible answer to that well he has a great question next where he asked um i didn't include it but he just goes what would happen if you ever ran into rocko or toki

yeah right rocker or toky and john's brain just froze He's like, well, Rockin I would talk to, too, too, cat would punch. I'm not sure what I would do with them. Supertip.g.g. slash wattipatip. Labaridista coming in. The timing was off was Gilbert Godfrey joke, was stressing the flip-flop instead of the hard R word.

Also, creep-off promotion, checking my script. Well, thank you very much for that. We always appreciate you guys promoting the creep-off. The great Gilbert Godfried. Off just too soon. Balls in Bali. I wanted to tip S.J., but he's left now. So he'll be happy to hear I'm just giving it to Carl.

School. Thank you very much for the 20 bucks. We appreciate that. Stewie Feld coming in. Fatty Patty Boombox is my new band's name. Me. That's a good one. Lever and missing again.

This drunken buffoon. Hey, don't say anything that will get my channel. in trouble. Aren't you leaving, John? Aren't you going scorched earth? Delete all social media. What you scared about? Yeah, that's a good point. You mentioned that multiple times last night.

What is this person's name? Adam? Tutascherro? Perfect. Any idea why he was so determined to be off by midnight? He rushed the ghoul off and right at midnight does not have it turn into a man again? No, I think what happens is John

the reason why he did April 30th is because he gets all the money from his April YouTube on May 21st. So any money after that, he won't see until June. She's like, all right, turning it all off. I'm not sure if that's real because

the Google headquarters are in LA. Or no, the San Francisco, I should say. But what difference doesn't make when he gets money? Oh, it makes all the difference. What do you mean? So you mean if he didn't end his stream, he wouldn't see any of that money. He would see it in June, which is a long ways away. I think, I don't know, I could be wrong about that.

I thought they were just going to shut his power off it. I'm pretty sad. I mean, that could be. Preacher Bill says, I love Suthering John. And like all of you to love him, and tonight, when you hit the, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love him. Two dollars, Dan, do you say that? I didn't hear him say that.

I believe it. Ricky Bev coming in. my biggest regret in life is that I wasn't born a low-level Italian mobster from the 1980s. That's the dream. I regret that too. disappointing. Jen, you pulled a ton of clips for us. You were busy this morning.

I was doing the creep out with Pat Dixon. You were hard at work watching Joncho from last night. I was. I started from the beginning. I just wanted to kind of get an idea of where he was at when he started. show so that's my clip one why hello ladies and gentlemen sorry for keeping you waiting had a few things i had to do before i begin my final show and i'm happy to finally bring this to an end did you see that he just opened that bottle with his hand what fun time he doesn't open

I'm bottom of his hands now. Hold on. I got to back that up. That's wild. I've never seen a man pull this off. He's got a broken wrist. How's that possible? You got to use his mouth. Been a... I didn't go back right enough then. Try it again. There it is. To an end. It's been a fun time entertaining you all, but all good things must come to an end. Let's go. So he scolded us with an insure

Rock and roll And then He didn't go what the first three hours Without drinking or something But he had a red solo cup He did and I I don't know what was in that He said it was orange juice

I think it was a hefty shot of vodka in it Yeah If I had to guess Because you never know it was in those solo cups But then at my clip two He starts talking about He's using monocadil So he doesn't go bald

Smart Yeah The hymns stuff I'm taking for, you know, the hair growth to make sure I don't go bold at a very young age. One of the ingredients, not the monocidil, the Tildenophil, I think something like that, can't remember now. It begins with a T. either way let's just say

think about let's say you're squeezing an orange and only a very tiny bit of juice comes out not the normal substantial amount

of juice okay let's go it's his arms juice right here is he talking about his load yes he's talking about his fucking load. He is. And before

that, he said his mom was watching. He did. He was all happy, all proud of himself. He's talking about his load comparing it to squeezing an orange. Mm-hmm. He goes on in my clip three. Is this load yellow?

Who knows? If he's lucky. So, because of that, it's not as gratifying. And the last thing I'm going to do is have some hair. I'd rather go bold and paint my head blue

than lose any, you know, any of my orange squeezing or any of my, let's just, I think you got it. Nope. So John has literally said in the past that he didn't jerk off in the morning because he had a date

and he wanted to give her the full batch. That was the term he used. Uh-huh. Jen, I haven't known for very long. I know. You're new to my house. But is that what women want is like as much semen as possible?

I was like, I don't know. I was dating this guy, but he didn't provide enough semen on my chest for me to like him anymore. It's the last thing on my mind when it comes to that, to be honest. Yeah. It's like for John, that's the one important thing to him.

He's like, wow, if I'm taking this medicine and I don't produce a ton of cum, then it sucks. By the way, I watch all these commercials and they talk about all the side effects. Never once was like, your load might be less than what you expect is to be.

I have never heard of that as a side effect. That's a weird side effect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, if you want to grow your hair back, that's fine. But you know what? He won't be able to shoot it all over her face. Well, then I don't want hair then. Oh, God.

And he said he had orange juice in his cup. Oh, he was in his cup. That's a good point. What is he drinking? He did just pour that water into a separate cup. There's no reason he would pour that water into a separate cup unless he was mixing it with something. He just drinking off into a silo cup. John, yes.

Answer to this. Come back right now and answer to this. We think you're drinking out into a silo cup and then drinking your own semen and we have evidence of it. Solo cup. What did I say? Silo cup? Yeah. I'm stupid.

No response is that. an endorsement. I'm stupid. My clip four. Yeah. This guy who hates tapes has so many tapes. Duke, will you be sending us updates from rehab?

No. Although Rob called me from his rehab. True. Yep. True. Out of respect, I never played the tapes. But that's because, like,

I have this certain thing that is missing. Yeah, called not able to play things off your phone. And his shithole. And that is called integrity. That's what we all say about John. He has so much integrity. Yeah, he's got that and a ton of tapes.

Why is he tape recording every phone call? Well, so I guess he left messages for him. Meanwhile, John can't wait to show everything. The Vegas beer sells Jerry sends him or Ditka or any of these ghoul. you can't wait to show. He's like, you know, the thing that I have is integrity. Yeah. The opposite of that.

I've seen it. Yeah. None of that, actually. Yeah. Well, then he goes on and on and on about the things he usually does. But then $2 Dan comes on, and he's so confused. That's all. This is hilarious.

You're growing a fucking mustache again? I had to do it for the final episode. I had to bring it back. Bring it back one more time. Oh, wait. You didn't have it last night, did you? You think this is fake? You think I just...

Yeah. ...are it off? John, I can't let you know all my secrets, but it's real. It's real and it's fabulous. Now, wait a second. Last night you were on, did you have that fucking caterpillar? I had the goatee. I had the goatee.

Darkened it up a little bit today and then shaved off the bottom. Oh, so you did have them both? Yeah. Jesus, John. How was he that dumb? How is he that stupid? Did you go that this morning? Where did that come from?

I know. I was shocked at how shocked he was. Even Cori's just like, yeah, obviously I've had my mustache. What do you mean? My next clip is for two reasons I pulled this clip. The first one is John got some intel from Dusty about Dan. And the other thing is John's just learning how to use his dryer. Wow.

Okay. Now, all right, I'm going to just tell everybody about our conversation this afternoon. So I get a call from Dusty, my friend. And he goes, and he goes, he goes, John, he goes, I don't know about this Dan guy. He goes, when you were doing a laundry yesterday in the early show, somebody, like, you know, Dan was reading all these trolls. And somebody said to Dan, you know, what kind of game are you playing with John? And Dan said, I'm playing the long game. now I didn't know about any of this because I was busy dealing with my washer and dry

and by the way when I took the lint out of the dryer it was done in time so it was really the lint trap it wasn't I didn't think the fucking whole thing clean which is a paining us anyway yes and expensive he doesn't know how to clean a lint trap he was going to call a repair man because it turns out you got to clean out the lint trap yeah that's a fire hazard John you idiot also what an idiot I couldn't believe it I was like hold on a minute. He's six, almost 61 years old. Yeah. What, October 4th.

Well, good. He got it in under the wire. He learned something. That's what Suzanne Ars for, the wood trap. He didn't know. This is like old man dementia stuff when they just can't stop telling you every detail for no reason. It's weird. You're like, oh, dad, is that what happened?

Well, mom, is that what dad was doing? That sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. Take into account, if there are cats there, and I'm not saying there are anymore, There are. I think there's two cats there. Okay. Or at least one.

You know how it is if you wash a load of towels once. You've got to clean that lint trap. How much lint came out of this dryer? He never uses the dryer. This is the second time since he's lived there. I was going to say a load of towels? What is he doing? Showering?

Going into the pool? What are you mean? What are towels for in his house? To clean up the vomit. I was going to say. Why would John ever need a towel? He spills things a lot. In our cake coral house, we have lots of.

towels because there's things that get you wet. Yeah. But, you know, mostly me. Anyway, Jen, what were you saying? I was going to say, then Dan goes on to explain, what is the long game? What is that long game? Yeah, what is the long game? Corky?

There's been a lot of speculation that because of my past, because of who I am, because of the way that I comport myself, that I was here to pull a quad or to do one of these backstabbing sort of things. And a lot of people were actually DMing me today. They're like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? I hope it's going to be awesome tonight. I hope people are like, what people are DMing me today?

You mean one guy? Okay. You're going to pull on John. I didn't respond to those people because what they don't know and what they haven't found out about me, they don't understand the heart that I have. When I believe in something, I believe in it to my core. Look at John's face.

I got to agree with the Duke. this one. John's like, this can't be real. None of this is real. Like, the fact that dad's just like, listen, my heart's in this one. Like, no, no, no, no, you fuck this. Pedro Tomlinson until he sued you. What are you talking about? You're a troll.

You fuck with people's lives. Don't stop. And Dan's like, no, no, this one is legit. And John's like, because he set it up with, listen, because of my past, my actions, my present, how I look, People think I'm this person.

No, that is literally what makes you a person, your actions, because of who I am. People assume that they could, you know, judge me out by actions. Well, yeah, yeah. It's how everyone judges everyone. I'm more than that, Carl. Believe in it to my core. Now, do I believe in you?

Yes, I believe in you. But there's something even bigger than John that I believe in. You're talking about my dick right now? No, that's a shocker. It's a shocker. I believe that there are awful, evil, disgraceful people in the dabbled verse. Like who?

And right now, you are the only voice. You are the strongest voice that is speaking out against them. And in your absence, for as long as you may be gone, I want to carry the torch for you. I want to carry the Duke's torch. Jesus Christ. Dan wants to be the new... This is what Rob Saul did, too.

I'm going to be the new Duke. Make fun of me now. Okay, all right, I guess. Well, yeah, because my next clip, Dan does not like us. Yeah, I know. No, but seriously, like, you know, I don't necessarily have to be the interim duke, but I am going to continue to keep saying the things that I've said with you, John. And hopefully it'll be on an even bigger platform,

and more eyes will now see me because they know that I'm not fucking around. I don't like Shulie. I don't like Carl. I don't like Tuki. I don't like any of them. I like you. And I will continue to fucking call out their shenanigans

And I will continue to be the voice of dissent In the unscrupulous dabble verse Yeah And another thing to note All throughout all his guests Especially Dan, he keeps saying In the interim Like

Right You know what I mean Like he's definitely coming back Right We're taking a little break He doesn't want his channel taken down He's coming back All that shit

So quirky wants us to make fun of him now when John goes away? I know and Rob wanted that too at one point. Yeah, he did. Now he doesn't seem to like it as much. Cash coming in. Supertip. That's G-G-G-WATP.

Even though we are losing John, thankfully, we still have the wholesome entertainment of Aaron and the Steel Toe Morning Show. God, Aaron needs our attention more than anyone. He's been calling me out all week. If Carl doesn't do this little piggy on Friday,

then I win. Okay. Win what? Yeah. Remember when Aaron was like, they need me. They need me. They don't talk about me. They don't make any money. And then we stopped talking about it. He's like, oh, they stopped talking about me. So now I win. It's like everything's a win for the toe. He's a retard. DPM. With John gone, he gets to finish that new album he told me about immediately after he learned I've been working on an album. I hear it will be like a combo of pet sounds and Sergeant Peppers, but better. I believe that. Yeah. He has a whole list of all the things he's going to be doing as soon as this is all done,

and he forgot to even mention that or pretend it was happening. I know, right? He forgot about all of that. That makes me think it's not real. Revenge of penis regal. Frog may have discussed friending John's kid. No one did it, but John actually called Shulie's dad dot fact hypocrisy. Good point.

And Cape Mee's mother? Preacher Bill. I am disappointed. pointed, you didn't recognize Gail Sayers, quote from Brian's song, man, just realized I am old as fuck. My bad. That was my bad. Drunk engineer.

Unless you work in porn, why would you possibly give a shit how big your batch is? Wind it up. I mean, I've never heard a woman who's just like, I can't see you anymore. None of come up on my face. You're not on the dating scene and all the rumble or whatever is, the grinder, whatever he's looking at. They're all requesting men with big batches and loads. I mean, my tits were barely even covered in your com.

I just, we can't date anymore. I don't think it's going to work out. But they might be lying to me. Mike's 62 soup can says John rubs his orange squeezing into his scalp. Yeah, he might. Gross. Thank you for the 20 bucks. I call it minoxedo.

Hold on. Let me do the hack. Thank you for the 20. Cyanide Susie coming in. Adam's head shake. some disappointment will never not be funny Adam's got a funny thanks for the $5

whatever will I spend it you read a real prick today Adam I like that about you think it's funny oh we got some more super jets coming in look at this

that's do do do baby five bucks when $2. Dan said there's disgusting disgraceful sick ugly evil people he should have held up a mirror to John

he's wearing those mirrored shades listen dan's a fake person nothing he says is real that's why he's boring oh five bucks haven't been around much just doing because i still like most of the content hi jen your giant yonkers having mama hi hi tell you want your boobs i know jen you got a a nice shout out on transverse. I don't know who won last night. I didn't watch it, but Jen was in the

she wasn't in the running. I was in the honorable mentions. Honorable mentions. They like your boobs. They appreciate your boobs, which was nice. But they said I had a good personality. Yeah, they're so off on that. That's what you say to all the ugly girls.

Sorry about that, yeah. That must have hurt. Hey, look at this girl. She's fun. Yikes. She seems nice. She seems nice. She seems to be cool to hang out with.

I get that a lot. Not a good sign. No, you don't. Jen, you're wonderful and marvelous and beautiful. And where are we going next? We are going to my clip nine. John's got a really good reason why Dan wouldn't stab him in the back.

No, and I appreciate that, Dan. And I don't, like I said to my friend and go, I don't, look, I know Dan. I know Dan,

I know Dan's last name. I know his wife. You know, I mean, it wouldn't, I mean, it wouldn't make any sense at this point for Dan to do something. Like, I go, I'm sure either he was kidding or there's something else that I got to ask him about. Because I said, I don't, I just don't see you as that kind of guy. Wow. That's a threat right there.

Yeah. That's what he was doing. Last name. Which we all do. I know your kid's name. I know your Twitter. I know your Instagram. Yeah, exactly.

I love that's his go-to when he goes. I know your wife. So if you did fuck with me, I will fuck with you back. Yeah, and your last name. And John never knows the trolls he's dealing with. When he fucked with Vince the lawyer, and he tried to get Vince the lawyer disbarred or whatever, he had no idea that was going to result in a $12.5 million lawsuit against John.

Right. And fucking with Corky is the same thing. Like, Corky fucks with people. He doesn't give a shit. he will go after you. And John's like, I know your last name. I know your wife's name. And Dan's just like,

yep, that's why we're cool. For now. For now, John. We'll see. He's waiting on the turn. See how that works out. So my clip 10, everyone copies the Duke,

as we all know. That's true. I mean, you name it. Rob's done it. Oh, did you see the last Super chat? Rob's suing me now too.

It's good. This is going to be going to, This is going to be great. It's going to be like five fucking people suing me. Everyone's suing. Everyone's sniping. Everyone's faking injuries. Everyone's...

Anything that you do, John, they have to copy. Because there's not an original bone in any dabble body. They don't have it. I don't know what they think they're all going to get, though. That's, to me, the funniest problem. So Dan just kind of implied that John faked his wrist injury and that he sues people. And he snipes people. He doesn't really snipe people so much, but has sniped them.

He has. And Chad Zubach did fake a wrist injury to be like, to be like, John. But this whole thing is like, yeah, you brought a lawsuit. Now that's like in vogue, everyone's bringing lawsuits. So cool. He's just doing it to be cool. Yeah, right. But I'll have you know what money are you going to get.

I'm broke. John has said that multiple times too. He's like, Pocky Sue me and Shui Suu Kui? I got nothing. Like, cool, man. You win a gun. I win. What a loser.

I know. John's a loser. You're just figuring this out. No, no, I've been saying it for like years. Yeah, no, I know. I know. Go ahead. Take my mother for everything she's worth.

I dare you. Poor Roy. John's brother is going to be like, I was expecting some inheritance. And then my mom got sued because of John. Too bad, Roy. God damn it. So well. I knew one day I'd be wearing this suit to your funeral.

He took my suit. He took my inheritance. This is too much fun. Sabres at 730, everybody. Oh, okay. Against the Bruins, game six. Yippe Kaya. So now we're caught more tape talk.

John's got so many tapes at his disposal. Suing people, it sounds all great. People love to say, oh, I'm going to sue this. But you've got to pay for a fucking lawyer. Yeah. Rob Saul. Hold on. Is this Dan directly fucking with John?

Literally, John sued us. And then as soon as our attorney was like, yeah, we don't agree with this. He's like, oh, now I'm going to pay for my attorney. And he started to go fund me over it, which, by the way, he showed his email. I don't know if you have that. I do. Oh, good. Okay.

I won't spoil it. But I love that Dan's like fucking with John. He's like, you know, some people cost money. Yeah, does John know that? Some people cost money, idiot. I don't believe that. See, the Pocky one. is the one.

Now, I'll never say I want to be sued, okay? I'm not dumb like them. But I do have a lawyer here in Florida, especially with the Pocky one. This is hilarious. John said he's got a millionaire buddy who's got a friend who's an attorney.

He's got a whole team of attorneys. He had a conference call with them. And he goes, Shulie's going to sue me for these DMCA strikes. I don't have to worry about that. I have an attorney friend who's going to represent me. Fast forward four days. And now John's going, I have an attorney friend,

especially because the defamation suit that the Pocky's going to bring. So I'm just making this up. It sounds like John talked to this guy and they're like, oh, yeah, no, these DMCA frivolous strikes, you can get sued for. And we do not want to represent you. Because I was going, I have an attorney friend, especially in the Paki thing, not the Shui thing. Especially with the Pocky one who said, that is one that I will sink my teeth in because that one is one where judges...

The evidence that is laid up against him. I mean, and you know... Do we have to go through the list, John? You have to go as low as 13. You know what tape is out there. He should know. Right now, everyone's forgotten about it. The recordings.

But I have all that. Oh, no. What do you think they are? Anthony was talking on the OPED Anthony show? That's my next clip. Oh, no. Was he telling jokes on the Opey and Anthony show? It's a shock joke.

We've all seen the prom picture. We have the Christmas picture. We've all heard him, his recordings talking about teenage girls and how cute they look. And he wants nine-year-old boys. I had even worse things he said on O&A. On ONA. John the comedian, everybody. The Shock Jack was saying horrible thing on ONA.

I wonder if Howard Sir could be sued. I mean, Adam to the list. He's probably said some things. Adam. I know you have a hard out. I do, but I would love to see him representing himself pulling up these own and A clips, and then the other lawyer just pulling up the fireworks clip from the Howard Stern show. Right.

Talks about them being called N-word chasers. Right, what are we talking about here? You're on a radio show. You say shit. It just becomes a roast battle for the jury to decide who wins. I'm pretty sure that even our friend Alex Jones knows that... You fucking know all about this shit. You play a character when you're on a radio show, and you say...

They're turning the single white frogs gay. Bull shit. Adam, thank you so much for joining us today. Thank you. I wish I could stay. I know.

I wish you could too. Love you, buddy. Got out of my fucking house. I'll be listening from upstairs. All right. Sounds good.

The great Adam Bush, everybody, joining us on this special program and over 2,000 people, almost 2,100 people watching live. All right.

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on supertip.g.g. slash wATP. John talking about wanting to squeeze out his OJ. Where has OJ gone to? He disappeared after he. he met John. Did John kidnap OJ? Is he milking our precious orange? Detective Cardiff is on the case. Smart. That is true. Triton, 47. Jenny, how much to train my wife to be a better mom wife. Her back rubs leave a lot to be desired. I thought her black when I was audio only, forgive me,

I didn't know are so majestically beautiful. Thank you. Can you train people to be a good mom wife? I don't know You started a YouTube channel about that Wow All three panel member Pick one ethnic Ethnic cuisine For the rest of your life

Italian, Chinese, Mexican American, Spanish, Arabic, Etcetera What do you got, Jen? Italian. Oh, fuck Italian. I'm going Mexican all day. Carl, you look like a dork,

I know. Missy B! The great Missy B is here. John doesn't realize if you win a case as a defendant, you get nothing. Jokes on John. South Carolina doesn't have an anti-SLAPP law. John lives life like a shitty movie. Yeah.

John's not going to enjoy this lawsuit from Anthony. I'm looking forward to it personally. Where are we going next, Jen? Well, next we're going to go into Shulis tweet. If you want to send it to her, go by all this. We offered him at the start to join us so we could all make money. together. Bullshit. That never happened.

His response was to strike our channel. That was four years ago. Bullshit. First of all, I hadn't started striking to like this year. That was four years, fuck you then, fuck you now, fuck you forever. Not a penny. What a fucking liar this guy is.

He's such a fucking liar. Leading up to that was a lot of Dan just sitting there staring into the void and John trying to figure out how to pull this up onto his computer. Oh yeah, that was brutal. He's like, I'm going to get it. I'm going to find it. It's about five minutes worth of him

struggling for this. And I did he did docks himself at the end, but I separated it just in case. I didn't know if you wanted to put it up or not. I do. I do want to put this up. He's going to get out there right now. What? So there it is right there, John. Because he can't show the X

account of Shulie posting this. He has to get a screen grab from his buddy or himself or whatever, and he puts it up in his email, and so now we see his Gmail account, and look at this. John's getting sent $831.48 from GoFundMe.

Huh. You know, Dan talked a lot about the accounting of our GoFundMe and money laundering. John is getting sent directly $831.48. And John claims that's going to his attorneys. Yeah.

I mean, I saw Susser. Is he making money on this? His gym bag didn't seem new. I bet you there was a lot of money in that gym bag. Oh, is that where all the cash was? Just carrying it around with him. Was he storing the cash? Was in that gym bag?

Yeah. I never saw the bag. I wasn't there, but. We get Nate bowling. He goes, Stiltow wants to be a guest around night. He hates Carl and Julie. This guy's trying to get Aaron Imhol. John's final show.

That's fun. What's this copyright strike? YouTube copyright complaint submitted. Hi, Senator and John. Thank you. Oh, John's striking channels. And YouTube's like, thank you for that. Wow.

What a prick. He's so stupid. I love when John shares his Gmail with us. I mean, nobody needs to docks him. He'll just do it himself. Yep. So. That is true.

So then he brings on El Tigray. And this is a swing of a mess. Is there any way you can put me on the guest list for Rodney's? And I said, of course. So he gave me his real name, which I'm not going to say. And I put him and his wife, I believe, on the guestless Faradis. Now, unfortunately, L.T. Grey, I never saw you at Rodney's. He never came and said hi.

I actually shook your hand. I mean, you were in your gate. He had your gate face on and everything. so I didn't want to match with you. I was like, John, I'm El Tigray, and you're like, all right, see you later. Oh, I'm sorry. I probably, was it after my set? No, no, it was before.

You were like, you had your game face on and everything. You were like ready to go. Like, because, yeah, I can understand because Carl and Coomia and everybody else is there. So, you know, I understand what you were thinking. When I was walking out, like, holding the fucking script and shit. No, no, no, no. You were just, I think you were walking somebody else. I mean, you were like a total, like, focus mode.

like you don't want anybody messing with you. So, you know. Before I asked Stevie Lou to come outside? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You look kind of angry. So yeah, you're doing cool stuff. I think he goes, it was after my set. John disappeared. He ran out of the club after his set,

which is not a set. It was eight and a half minutes of him reading. Yeah. Whatever he printed out. This whole idea is like, oh, when did I hang out with you? After my set?

Jenner hung out with no one after a set. Nope. Nope. That's hilarious. Why didn't you come out of the show? No, I'd shake your head. I was there. I did meet you.

I followed into that, too. I know. And for some reason, he segues into this riveting, Kevin James story. I'm not sure why you can do that. You know, thank you for having me on. And, you know, I've been a big fan of you. We grew up the same.

I grew up, I grew up in Miniola. Oh, really? Yeah, I grew up in Miniola. Oh, so you like, punch. boys in the face because that's what we do at law guy. So you must be tough. I went to medieval high school and then. Guys, guys, that's where I was born.

Yeah. Yeah? Well, we're through. I was born at Minerala hospital. The same hospital in the same month a few days apart as Kevin James from King of Queens. Get out of it. Oh, wow. And at the King of Queens last show,

me and Kevin James were laughing about it. I go, we fucking both. I mean, You know, our baby things could have been in the same fucking room. That's fascinating. Please go on. You're not going to porn bomb me, are you? So, I mean, what's the interesting part?

Why the fuck did he tell that story just now? Name dropping. Who could possibly care that a guy who's more famous than him was born years apart in the same hospital? Doesn't it happen all the time? They were both in Miniola, Carl. Duh. say shit for attention. It's not cute.

Amazing. Okay. And then Will Heron joins the show. All right. Here's Will Heron here to join the crowd. Hey, Will. What's all mean? What's up?

Will. I've been on for three hours. Now I can start drinking. I set that. I said, I'm going to wait until the last two hours. I'm going to catch up, John. You got, you booked three hours now. So you could drink three right off the bat.

You know what I'm going to get done. All right. there now you can talk you know yeah then he leaves to get beer and leaves them to talk amongst themselves which is wild because corky can't run a show no he's dumb and these guys are i mean i like well he's a friend but he's are amateur at best i don't know how to run a show they know what they're doing well none of them know each other at all right yeah like what would they even do right just what's your favorite color yeah yeah literally yeah it's what it came down to Are you an autumn or are you a spring?

Will, I got to ask you a question. Why do you keep calling John a call screener in all the articles you write? All right. So this is funny. So John's mad at Will Herron because Will Heron writes articles for his TV station, K-A-D-N, I think it is. I don't remember. Whatever it is. It's down in Louisiana.

and he refers to John as a call screener. Now, John, when he got the job as an intern on the Howard Stern Show, was a call screener. Yes. And then 15 years later, he was a call screener. He literally was always a call screener. This is not made up. You can watch the Howard Stern Show and go back on YouTube and watch this. John was always a call screener.

He didn't get promoted to anything. Casey Armstrong, who will be the critters of the week. tomorrow at WTP. Casey Armstrong was brought in and became John's boss immediately. KCRS remember is 10 years younger than John because John

was the coal screener on the Howard Strenshaw. A little inside joke. No, it's not. He's being an asshole. This is bull-busting. Yeah, I know. I called him for an hour. Tell him, John. No, I fucking reamed him for a while. I'm like, I'm like, listen, you fucking asshole.

I go, when you call him, me in February about Ronnie's and you and you allowed me to read the fucking thing and I say, what the fuck are you doing? I said, you're calling me a fucking call screen and he goes well, I was trying to be funny. I go, fuck you. Take that

fucking out of there. And then I go, you know, I've done a lot more than that, you dumb fuck. And then he takes it out. And then in this latest article, he reverts to it again. I said, well, let me answer the question. Let me ask you question.

one. Let's say that you call, I go, you married? He goes, yeah, I go, good. Let me ask you, if you called your wife hot and she said, don't ever call me hot again, and two months later, you decided to call her hot again, what do you think's going to happen, you stupid fuck? Great analogy. That's a horrible analogy. I know. Why would a woman not want to be called hot? What's he talking about? You're not getting the point, Carl. I'm not getting the point. I'm very confused by it. He doesn't have a point.

He's so stupid. And then, so he went on and I mean, this is, I would say probably about 10 minutes of him talking about being a call screener. Yeah. So my next clip is a few minutes later. Talk well. Show me to fucking tape. I have the clip. You even said I would coach them up.

No, no, no. And never said I was the best. Ferdatim. No, I said I used to coach these idiots. Like shit way. shitware and Sal because they didn't know what Howard liked that I did. But I think surely got funny. But Will, then you call Bada Bala Creener, call screener,

call Benji a call screener because we all had to do it. At some point. That's okay. That's not bad. When I was in the studio, Bobboo, we will do it. It doesn't matter. It's just an insult. You know what it is.

Stop playing. That was not insulting. That was not my intention. All right, but if I told you in February, cut the shit, then you should have cut the shit. that's fair oh john's telling journalists what they're allowed to say about him that's insane yeah you know what to say like hey by the way john thinks is the president of the united states like hey these are the things you're allowed to say about me he also just said he was a call screener by the way he goes benjy was a call screener benjie was a head writer who was invited in the studio yes benjy was on air the entire time mike i mean he lost that because he couldn't wake up to an alarm, but whatever. Benji is way bigger than John was on that show.

And John's just like, I mean, you can call anyone a call screener. No, Judd, you were a call screener the entire fucking time. Up until the end, you were a call screener. And I don't really know why he thinks that's an insult. That was his, well, was it not really a job. He was an intern, but. Well, no, because John thinks that he was a big deal on that was certain show. So when you call him a call screener, it's like, I was more than that.

You kind of weren't. He was a character on the show. He was. But he was a call screener. He was a stunt boy. Well, yeah. He was a stunt boy, but he was a call screener. Whereas Benji Brunk was actually a writer.

Right. And personality on the show. I know. I'm not quite sure why John had Will on at all except for, because he just kind of yelled at him the whole time. Well, John loves Warren. Well, he should. He's a likable guy.

I like well. And it seems that he might have given John some good advice on how to deal with the DoorDash people. And then the other thing, Dan, that pissed me off about this prick. You know, because he goes to me, he goes, you know, John, you know, you should have handled that DoorDash guy a little better. And I go, okay, okay, well, what do you want me to do when he kept knocking?

And I kept telling him to leave. Did you want me to go out there and go, excuse me, sir, is there any way you could stop knocking so profeously at my door and then leave? And then when I closed door and he starts banging again, maybe you didn't hear me. Is there any way you can leave? Like, Dan, I love what people think. People think that they're in my father.

Like, they don't know that I get harassed every fucking day. Now they're going to tell me how I'm supposed to fucking react. What's that idea? Dan's advice was what? Shoot him in the face? Stand in the round? No, no, no. I didn't shoot him.

What was Dan's? Nah, don't shoot me. Smack him. Tell him to tell him. I am a lot of Will. John thinks there's only two options. Life or death. Right.

It's so stupid. John, just don't react to it. Just don't react. Just don't bother with them. It's fine. Exactly. It's so easy. I know it's annoying.

Vince the lawyer is annoying. I get it. I know that. John's invited him into his life many times over and over again. That's his first problem. That's his fault. It is his fault. And then he goes, this guy that Vince the lawyer got to send me a hyniquet and was being annoying.

Like, yeah, the worst he could do is threaten to fight him and then call 911 thrice. Thrice! He called 911 three times on this guy. He's a tough guy, though. John's a tough guy. Watch out for John. I know. And he also will explain what the police said he was allowed to do as far as stand your ground.

Florida law I'm allowed to grab him by the collar and remove him from my problem. No. Now, well, if I did that, then you all would say I'm a bully. Do you think that's why John's collars are all stretched out because everywhere he goes, people grab him by the collar and throw out? That's what people do, right? He's a retard. Oh, yeah. The police told me I want to grab him by the collar.

What if he doesn't have a shirt on? Well, I don't know what to do that. I have no idea. Who could possibly figure that out? What an idiot. I know. Well, hey, then the gang start giving shoutouts because KB's sniping him. Is KB still sniping?

Can we get a shout out to KB and his lawyer? Oh, yeah. Hey, Pinky. That, Kee. Cardiff. Hey, Begham. Are you baking this and all your invalid, pales? All your, you hear that, um, that pinky, like that right of it.

Right. That whole show only sold 60 tickets. Why did he change the subject so quickly? Well, what's weird about this? So what happened was Tuki called Rodney's to ask how many tickets were sold for the shows coming up this Saturday, which is tomorrow night. I don't look at my calendar.

Tomorrow night is Saturday. It's weird, where you're unemployed. The days are all blending together. The same. Like, oh, it's the weekend. Whatever. I have to work. Anyway, so the show at Rodney's tomorrow night, Tuki called them and said, how many tickets have been sold? Pretending would be Kevin Brennan. The guy was like, hey, Kevin, what's up? We put it on WTP. Anyway, or no, Devilverse Live, we put it. Anyway, the point is, they've sold a third of the tickets. So 60 or so tickets for the show.

Okay. When John was a week out, he sold 16 tickets. I thought that was the number. It was 16. We were all making fun of them. And then Anthony Cooney was like, well, I'm going to go. And I was like, I'm going to go too. And then we all sold out the show because we're all going to go.

Zedhauser and Lucy Typebox and Kevin Brennan. Everyone came out to the show. So John making fun of Kevin Brennan for not signing out the show in advance is ridiculous. He sold 16 tickets. Whereas Kevin at least, you know, Kevin and Bob Levy have sold at least 60. Yeah, so something. I know. Then soon after this, John leaves the show again to take a phone call.

Something's alarming him. He's probably, I guess. Did I show my, like, email screen when I was. You sure did, dummy. So somebody calls him and I told him. Yeah, yeah, Ditka or Vegas Piers South is like, hey, dummy, we all just saw that you got $800 from GoFundMe. which is supposed to go to your attorneys.

I'll get to that. All right. Well, let's keep playing. Oh, shit, I just lost my screen again. I hate when this happens. I have a weird thing with Streamyard where it doesn't, I always say disconnect my screen that I'm showing. Doesn't like you on the show.

I think Streamerad doesn't like me. I think you're right. When I was trying to show something? No. No, you're good. No, because fucking that potato, I guess, showed my, so I must have showed it at some point, you know? Oh.

Yeah, I think I, you know, I think I did, I think I tried to share it before or some. So that idiot fucking, you know, like, like saw my, uh, email and, you know. I like that, John doxes himself and he goes, this fucking idiot potato. I know. He's such a dummy. Oh, John, you're the dubby in this scenario. Oh, yeah. You just showed your der inbox.

You're the dummy. You know, you know, you know, whatever was on there. Yeah. Right, right. So my next clip is very telling to me, I feel like. But what do I know? Hopefully you didn't feel too much. Well, no, because at the end of the month, like the GoFarme will send me, like, you know,

you know, anything. But it goes to my lawyer. I mean, I, you know, I swear in my life it does. Swear my life it does. Mm-hmm. Who says shit like, swear in my life? Children and liars. Mm-hmm.

So, David came on John's show and goes, we need forensic accounting on this. I think it's money laundering that Dr. Steve created a GoFundMe, which if you go to the GoFundMe, you'll see that all the money goes directed to Dan Savellas.

Yes. And John's money goes all to John. Yep. And John goes, yeah, I mean, I swear to again, it goes all to my attorney. Does it? Well, just direct it right to your attorney then. It goes right to you.

which I don't know whatever whatever it is I mean who's giving way to this guy not many people except from Vince the attorney right um and so then Dan just drops off and you know what happened to Dan I like to just you know it is my last show so you know I like to have like different people for you know I think I had will for a long time I don't know what happened Dan no but whatever I did see that he just left. I don't know what the fuck happened. Yeah, Dan just dropped off. Yeah, never to be seen again.

Who called him out Will Heron or someone? Somebody said something to him, but it was so innocuous. Like, it wasn't anything. Yeah. And then Dan just, like, froze up and he never came back again. Yeah, I don't know if it was technical, difficult. I don't, I don't know. Yeah.

But he just, he would go on. And he never came back. No, he never came back. Which is weird, because he's the new Duke. Well, maybe he wants to already distance himself. from that, but that was his big plan. He won't. He's dumb. So the next one, John claims that

you and Shulie have thinner skin than anybody. Frostbite gaming, thanks for fiber. Serious question, dude. Don't you know the only reason Lady Kane Shitway to make more money at this than you is because you don't lean into it? I don't lean into it. Shitway is the

thinnest skin motherfucker in the world. That guy can't take anything. I agree Holy shit What a pussy boy Shulie is I mean you gotta be kidding me Lady Kate can't take anything either

Wait what They're thin skin Oh me And no they don't make more money than me Oh yeah Lady Kidd isn't make my money Could you imagine if I didn't make more money She does not make more money

Can you imagine if I didn't make more money than John If you believe that you're a fucking idiot that's insane I know but also it's the dumbest thing ever John if you made as much money as I did you would never leave the internet he can't get his story straight though

because he's claiming he makes more money than you right but you're stealing all his money so how's he making that money and we're thin skinned and you're thin skinned right I can't take a joke

that's the thing on me that's what I tell everybody that's why I've only been on the internet for 10 years so I can't take a joke we're getting towards the end here because then he finally brings Ava on.

Yay. And she starts, she addresses the last PDP episode that was a used. They did a special they, John, they did a special on PDP just about striking and talking about DMCA. And it was Shulie, Lucy, and

Carl. And at no point did they just acknowledge that Shulay did that. No. Pretended like that never happened. No. No, it's fucking. And meanwhile, Shway is doing everything he's crying to me about. Oh my God. Ava was wasted.

She was wasted. She was... We've seen Ava cackle. Yeah. It's not a new thing. She was cackling at everything. I think she's very upset that John's going away. Yeah.

Because she was like enjoying herself. Exactly. And my next clip is an example of that because it's not that funny what she's laughing at. And John doesn't know what she's laughing at either. Weak will dry drunk. Thanks for five, though. Pinky just said if you leave for a year, Shiaway it will starve,

his home before clothes, and his wife will leave him for each one. Look at Rob Saul's picture in that avatar. Oh, is that Rob? Yeah, they were calling him a dry drunk. I didn't think it was that funny. We were watching this live last night. Yeah.

I was like, what's wrong with Ava? I've seen Ava on John's show before, and I was annoying and unfunny and cackles, but I was like, she's odd something. And I've accused I of being a drug addict in the past. You have.

I have no proof for that. But the next... The next super chat, I thought, was actually pretty funny. Okay. I know. It's fucking said. Andy Mac, thanks for the eight bucks. Going to miss you, Duke.

Good luck on your next adventure as a headstone recipient. That's not bad. That's not bad. They got him. John just plays the laugh track. He's like, I got you.

Like, no, no, that's pretty funny. Yeah, no, and John was just, he's reading it along.

He's like, gonna miss you, Duke. Good luck on your next adventure. By the way, John made a lot of money last night. Oh, I know.

He was out for six hours. He got super chats the whole time. He was way behind. He was hours behind on the superchats. He was being a douche about it. So if you wanted the super chat, John, you had to stick around for four hours

to watch your super chat get read, which is just, ridiculous. But I have a feeling that John's going to be like, I can do this again. He'll just come back and leave the next day. I've always thought about, I haven't done this yet.

The ice hopes have been around for 25 years, my band that I'm in, in Rochester. And I've always thought it'd be a funny idea to be like, this is our last show ever. You know, and have like a big farewell show and then book like a month out, like our exciting return. You're like, why not?

Like, make everything exciting. and John Oh, you're calling me gay Yeah Anyway, so John You know, could be doing the same thing here Which is like, I'm done with the Dabbleverse This is my last show ever

He makes a ton of money And then he can come back And be like, hey, it's my travel return And he'll probably make a ton of money And make a ton of money Yeah, well You'd be stupid not do it in my opinion I just have one more clip

And this is how he ended the show This is his goodbye to the Dabbleverse All right All right, well It is that time of the Duke is leaving. It's 1159. Avalox wasted. Yeah.

She's waiting around for hours to go on. I'll talk to you later. Goodbye. Goodbye. All right, everybody. Thank you for my guests that I can't name because it's almost midnight. But Jerry Arva. You forgot.

And Richard and Brian. And this is the Duke saying, Oh. You forgot about Corky Well, Corky abandoned him So he's probably pissed off You forgot about Corky He did forget about Corky

Son of a bitch In the beginning of the show He listed off a bunch of people That never did show up either Like Menter Math never showed up That I saw And then there's two guys on I didn't know who they were

A lot of people he wanted to be on there But yeah Who was the guy from Facebook? I don't remember Yeah T-Gray Oh, L-T-Gray And some other guys

Yeah, but the guy that was on with Ava in him. And who is he? I've never seen him before in my life. A bunch of nobodies. It's almost like John's show isn't very important. And no one cares. Preacher Bill coming in with the image tip. He says, I hung out with Kevin after the show in Peora.

Peoria. Peoria. We're practically best friends now. Oh, that's exciting. Were you born, though, in the same hospital on the same month? There's Kevin James right there. Yeah. I believe they're best friends.

I feel like John would think that that was Moonhead in the picture with him. Anybody with a beard. Do you remember that? I do remember that. Missy B. Love you, Jen. Oh, I love you too.

Love you too, Missy B. All right. I think we've reached the end of this. Yes. 2,000 people in here watching live. Hit the like button. Hit subscribe. We appreciate you.

John in his big triumphant final show yesterday. I'm sure you all watched it. It was a big deal. I mean, There were 900 people watching And then he brought on Richard and Brian And it went down to 600

People were like, oh fuck Really? We're doing this dumb shit I said I listened to all of it I lied I didn't listen to that part of it Yeah We were going to dinner

I was playing on You know In my car And he brought on Richard O'Hita And Richard Ojetta I should say Brian Karem

He was like Oh no It was so boring Yeah It sucked so bad. So that was the end of that. But thank you guys for being here for these. Emergency show.

It scared me. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

Go Sabers.