Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - Stuttering John's Saturday Night Drunk Stream

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

I was joined by Producer Chris and Jenny Jingles for an impromptu episode covering Stuttering John’s Saturday night stream where he got drunk and celebrated the Bills’ loss. John watches old Howard Stern Show clips without transforming the content at all. The revelation that John is faking his OCD has him reeling! He even lashes out at Ava who couldn’t be sweeping harder for this ‘tard.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/rLsAMQbrOco  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's showtime. Welcome to an emergency episode of who are these podcasts. I'm your host, Carl. I am joined by producer Chris. Hello. And Jenny Jingles. Hello. We have a very important episode.

Before we get into that, though, I want to remind everyone about hackamania. Hack to the Future, April 10th through the 12th in Las Vegas. You can get tickets right now at hackamania.com using the promo code WATP. WATP, that promo code, a lot of promo codes are bated about in this dabbleverse. Yeah. You can't save more money on Hackamania tickets than you can with the promo code WATP. So get the fuck out of your JT. Get the fuck out.

WATP is the promo code that all the kids are using. So we recommend it. We're looking forward to seeing everybody in Las Vegas at Hackamania. Third year in a row should be another fantastic event. Of course, Anthony Coomie's been added to the lineup. And I have something about that because John was on a stream last night. He was getting drunk on a Saturday night because he had nothing better to do on a Saturday night. Go figure.

So he was on there and his friend Ava joined him and they talked a little bit about Anthony being on Hackamania. We're going to do that. I have a lot of clips. I have a lot of odds and ends to get to. Jen's put together an entire clip package for us. Yes. About stuttering, John. But before we do any of that.

Before we do any of that stuff, though, let's talk about the real reason why we're doing an emergency show on a Sunday at 1.30 Eastern time. And that is correct. We're pissed off about the fucking Bills game yesterday. And I needed to vent. Look at these memes that are cropping up over here. The refs after 60 minutes of great football.

get in there and make it about you. Yep. No pass interference is being called until the final drive. Yes. That was noticeable. Yep. Bad sports refs says letting them play all game and the third drive of overtime is Roughball, classic NFL officiating.

It's cool. Incredible Bill's Broncos playoff game goes to overtime. NFL refs, whoop? Stop it right there. This may shock you, but Gene Sterator has agreed with every single call the rest made today. That got me so annoyed. And I want to talk about the interception. Brandon Cook's interception on the Bills drive in overtime that ended that drive where they would have kicked the game winning field goal right there.

But Gene's territory was just like, oh, yeah, you got to look at that. He has possession. And then they didn't look at it. And they gave him the interception. He's like, that's the right call. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After he rolled over. Yep, that's what he had the ball.

Like, jean, what are you doing? The refs, when the Broncos needed the most, LeBron dunking it. The officiating in overtime has been absolutely atrocious again. I was just starting to let all this go. I know. I have zero rooting interest, but this is the biggest officiating screw job I've ever seen in an NFL game. This is as bad of the officiating jobs I've ever seen. But let's get into the real thing that I want to talk about.

And that is our coach, Coach McDermott, and what he had to say about that interception play. And trust me, this all ties into stuttering John. Don't you worry. I know people are dropping out as quickly as they can. Talking about bills on here? Is that really what's going on? Hold on. We're getting there.

You're going to hear it from Adam. It's hard for me to, and I've had a chance to look at, it's hard for me to understand why it was ruled the way it was ruled. And if it is ruled that way, then why wasn't it slowed down? Just to make sure that we have this right, that would have made a lot of sense to me, to make sure that we have this thing right, because that's a pivotal play in the game. We have the ball at the 20, maybe kicking a game-winning field goal right there. So I'll just leave it at that.

But I'm saying it because I'm standing up for Buffalo. That's right. I'm standing up for us. What went on is not how it should go down, in my estimation. These guys spent three hours out there playing football, pouring their guts out, to not even say, hey, let's just slow this thing down. That's why I'm bothered. In your eyes, did it catch down by contact?

In my eyes, it was. Yes, in my eyes it was. But even it was a catch. So I thought, and maybe they changed the rules, that all scoring plays and turnovers were automatically reviewed by the booth. Well, hop on. Good question. Showing through, we even called a timeout.

He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on here? Our guy came down with the ball, had possession, and was down by contact. What's going on? Bill's win that game, and we're off to, and, you know, I'm rooting for the Texas today, but we'll see what happens with that game. But it looks like whoever gets to play the Broncos. gets to play the Broncos with their backup quarterback now. You're welcome.

Anyway, the reason why I bring all this up, because you're going, Carl, we don't care about the bills. You are starting to piss me off. I understand that, but I bring this up because fucking John last night was gloating. John, Bill's loss. Skull, just do it. Skull! Good how happy that makes him. Ain't that great. Poor, just do it.

Just taking a nap. Boom. Roasted. Sick burn. He's such a simpleton. He's like, oh, I'm talking about Carl. He's taking a nap. No, I was fired up. I was quite fired up at that time.

Last night. And then Ava comes on. And if you guys remember when they heard that my water filtration system was stolen from my house, holy shit, they never stopped laughing about it. They replayed the clip of me talking about the creep off. And they replayed their laughter. over and over again. Then they replayed them laughing about it over and over again.

It was the funniest thing. It is funny. It's the funniest thing that's ever happened. Oh, and by the way, I mean, not like, I don't like to celebrate someone's unhappiness, but it's only football. And just do it. His team is now out. And, you know, and I love, I mean, I just love the thought of him.

Yeah. I never, I never was first ever, like, with, think of getting off on someone else's unhappiness until like this shit wear lady cave thing and now I've learned I've had to learn to think that way oh it's our fault

that I was a ghoul yeah isn't that amazing I was like I never thought I could happen to over someone else being sad but here we are yeah that's you that's who you are and John didn't finish his thought he just said I love the thought of him right well he'd probably think about me napping I don't know oh just wait till we get to my

clip package God Oh, yeah. Shout out to hockey for some new art, some new garbage pail kids. Fuck, yeah. That came in. Oh, wow. These are endowment.

He sent these to me as well. There's. Ava looks better there. Yep. For sure. That's Ava without the filter. That's what that is. It's amazing what Streamgarde can do.

We got Kiki over here. These are great. They're stuttering John. Now that looks pretty accurate. That's an actual phone. I was trying to pull up the art that we were looking at. Vince the evil lawyer. That's offensive to goblins.

I brought up on WTP the other day that John's such a tiny little man. He's always threatening to fight everyone. In fact, I have a clip in a second. I'll talk about hackamania. He's going to fight us. Oh, I don't. But I brought up Scraffy-Doo the way that John thinks he's going to beat up like melted or Rocco.

Yeah, this is great. From hockey again. I got that tattooed today. Sweet. So if John tried to take on Cardiff, do you know how silly that would be? Remember Tyson's punchout? Yes. When Lil Mac is like punching Tyson, you have to like jump to or the hit him in the face.

Carter could just hold him back, you know, at John's forehead. Stay down. You like that. Kids in the holskit. Chad keeps getting up. Fucking idiots. As soon as I get up, you're dead. Where to piercells, Jerry, go.

All right, so yeah, speaking of Hackamania, I'm Hackamania.com, promo code WATP. John is threatening to be at Hackamania, which is very exciting for everyone involved. Oh, by the way, I just booked a gig in Vegas. I'll be performing. My belting routine. Right in a blog from Hens, Baccauio.

right around the block where's the comedy club on Fremont Street what's he talking about? I thought it was Fremont Street He probably is in one of those circles I was gonna say it's one of those fucking circles or something or maybe you can do the arm wrestling challenge

He did that on Fremont Street That's right People can come up and arm wrestle him Look at that little shit eating grin that he has here As he thinks we're all intimidated Wait, John's gonna be in Hackamania Patrick I might have to pull out

I don't know I'm gonna Such a retard I'm gonna meet. Sorry. Go ahead. He's actually eating shit. Well, that's why he's gritting here to hear.

That makes sense. Because I got to meet a certain potato and a certain puppet. You met the puppet on me. He clowned you to your face. It's already happened. Have a little combo. Yeah. Show your fingers off a little more.

Yeah. Certain pox-scorn. Gould. Yeah, you met him too. We all saw it. You called security over immediately

and said this guy's talking about my kids. Pussy boy. Pussy. And what is this? Does he think this is a classical villain movie? Yeah,

I don't know what he's talking about. We'll have a little convo. We'll be speed dating, if you will. He wishes. Just have a little combo. You know? No.

You know, just share. few words. I hope he does show up. I want to see what he looks like when he's down on his tippy toes, posing for pictures. I really want to get a photo next to this little midget. Watch out. He might be wearing those sketchers.

That's right. He's got the sketchers now that make him one inch taller. You've got to put your shoes on your knees like Dorf. Chad does golf. That is Dorff. Dorff's hilarious. Shut off. You know what I mean?

Peach Yeah, we know exactly what you mean You're not going to show up You're a pussy, shut up Certain little Convo A certain little condo He doesn't even know he's saying

He doesn't He's got the cadence I'd hate for a conversation To happen in here What? I'll read you a poem He doesn't know Yuck

Keanu you want to come I'll punch you too Yeah Maybe she could fight your best for you, John. It's fucking amazing. All right. There's so much stuff I want to talk about.

Let's get into the packages, Jen. Yes. You put together some clips from John's show last night. Yes. John was aimless and just decided to like read insults for money because that's what he does for a living. And so he popped on stream and just does what he does. Very low energy, very drunk and slovenly.

Well, he would beg to differ because, Clip one is John does a beer count. How many sips of beer has he had so far? Sips. Never rose has it stone. Skull. It's not even the note. That was my third sip.

Well, my third, the beginning of my third beer. Very different. Which is the truth. I know you assholes won't believe that because how dare you. How dare you believe anything the Duke says? But we have a hell of a burner going on in Denver. What a burner. We're in overtime in Denver.

I think you remind me to turn off your program and watch football. I know. He's bat shit in this episode. He says at a certain point someone brings up Miss Judy, and he goes, Miss Judy's really nice now, but she's not a broadcaster. This is not broadcasting. I have one, two, three, four. 23 examples of why he's a terrible broadcaster.

He's a terrible broadcaster. It's outstanding. So clip two. Okay. The first, I'd say, well, for the whole episode, but for the first 10 minutes or so, he had some really bad tech issue with his mic or whatever the heck was going on. Yeah. Tell me if it gets any better, right?

Has it gotten better? Yeah. She's gotten much better. Tell me if the audience Better not our move He really is a teacher He really is getting a new mic and that's my mic and that's my clip three Although I could barely understand

He's not going to keep using the one he stole from the Stephanie Miller show That's probably smart I'm waiting on my new Lenitian to be here any day, and tomorrow, it arrives. What did he say? I don't know. Lenitian? I didn't make that out.

I don't know all the brands of microphones out there, but I've never heard whatever he just said. I didn't get it, but I listened to it a few times and I, whatever. I like that he's not sure when it's going to come when everything you order has a tracker on it. You can see exactly where it is in the world and when it's going to show up at your house and stuff. He's like, I'm not sure.

Well, he left his phone in the other room, so how could he possibly know? Fair enough. My clip four, Johnny's got a lot to tell us today. I have plenty to tell you. You know, besides, you know, hanging out with my imaginary girlfriend, that Adam Bush is certain that it's imaginary, because obviously he knows all about dating, although I don't even know if he dates. I don't know. I don't look at the kind of guy that's a big ladies man. Jesus Christ, he knows nothing.

He's married. Yeah, he doesn't know anything about random. But that's very funny for a guy who hasn't gotten late at a decade. Right. So he went out on a date, and we didn't even cover this on WTP because it just so much happens. I just do it two shows a week. But I should get back to it because he did a show, he did a live stream. And he's like, I got to go on a date.

And he came back an hour later with a white button up. And he was talking about, like, how great his date went. It's the same woman that he had to drive over an hour. each way to help her move. Yeah. And he was a sweaty mess helping this woman move. And then she ghosted him. And then she ghosted him.

And he had claimed to go on multiple dates with her. Well, anyway, he comes back and he goes, I finally kissed her. He goes, we swapped spit. Do you imagine being this one? She lost that battle. He probably kissed her on the cheek and they still swapped her. So fucking. He's lost spit.

But so he came. back and he claimed that they kissed or made out or whatever. So he was all excited about. He's bragging about getting to first base. Second base. What am I talking about? He's right. I'm going to first base.

A bloop single. And he goes, she had to leave early because of the Verizon outage. She had to go to work. I was like, whatever excuse you come up with, oh, my phone's not working. I got to go, John. Jesus, getting zero bars in here. Work probably needs me or something. So we should revisit that.

those are the highlights anyway. Did he meet her through Verizon? Oh, God, he probably had. Like the cable lady or the, uh, direct TV? Direct TV. Someone asked him recently because he couldn't watch the football games. Vince had to give him his YouTube TV login. Which confused.

What about the homeless guy's fire stick? Well, the homeless guy's fire stick, I think went with the homeless guy. Oh, yeah. And, uh, so someone asked him, like, what about that direct TV for life thing that you got from that woman that you shagged in Atlanta? Very good question. And he, I think he said something like, she doesn't. who worked there anymore?

I'm like, well, that's how for life worse. No. Unless, of course, I get another job. For the life of her career. Yeah, okay. My clip five, John is still arguing with Adam Bush days later. Oh, yes, he is. He is reeling from this.

It's great. Oh, Adam, I didn't want to ask you, like you accuse me a lying, but yet his shitware lies about his views, his gifted memberships. Those fake super chats they put on.

But I guess that's okay, right? Wow. What an idiot. That's okay, though. Right, Adam? I lie and say, I'm not teaching to protect the students and to protect myself from getting you assholes. shine get me fired, but you did anyway.

No. But that's a real big lie, right? What he's right? The example that Adam used was not that one. He used the 640 score on the LSAT. And John, we're going to see examples of this, always has good excuses for lying. He's not just a liar.

He lies when it's the right time to lie. You know, some people would call those white lies, protect someone's feelings, something like that. No, no, no. John does it when he'd be embarrassed. or he wants to stick it to someone, you know, the right times to lie. That's what you should lie, and no one should call him a liar for that. He lies for the greater good.

My clip six. Hold on. There was so much there, Jen. Jesus Christ, he gave us a minute-long clip. And then you go, all right, the next thing he says. Do you have any notes on that? I'm forgetting all this shit. Even by John's standards, this is some embarrassing fucking deflection.

It's crazy. What about this other guy? Oh, good. Thank you. That's what I was going to say. Okay, the Shully stuff. Holy shit. We're going to just glossing over this.

John, is it 2024? We're talking about shuling buying views again? If the Shuling network is faking super chats and memberships and views, then how in debt is this company? They're just losing hundreds of thousands of dollars every year employing these people. It's a labor of love. It's retarded. It's like you can get away with that for a couple months. Kevin Brennan did this for a couple months.

They're buying views. It's all fake. And then like when it keeps going for a very long time and you talk to people who worked there, who, you know, Bob Levy will tell you, eh, we weren't buying views and, you know, I was getting paid, blah, blah. It's like, okay, so can we stop pretending that that's the truth? And John uses that as his proof that, by the way, that Shooley lies. I don't know why John's convinced that Adam's a part of the Shooley Network.

Yes. He's not. He's at WATP. Fuck. He's, he's, he's spraying his embarrassment everywhere. Well, and that was the other thing, why, another reason I pulled this clip was, it took him what two three days to come up with that retort right and he had to and you know we got it from beer sales or ditka or or he's just roaming around his empty house and it's just rattling around in his

dumb brain oh my gosh i have the clip of all clips coming up stick around everybody here's a little teaser for you the clip of all clips is ava triggers him so bad talking about that debate and people's reaction to it but that's his friend and john will not let it go it's it's It's fucking awesome. Yes. Yes, that's right, everyone. That was a teaser. That was a teaser for you.

All right, Jen, now we're ready to move on to the next clip. Okay, so. Jen wants to watch this Patriots game. She's like, all right, let's move along. Kickoffs at three. All right. All right. Clip six.

Julie's lying about his views. Oh, okay. But them lying about their views. That's okay. Right? And when I struck him, and they kept going back and forth to rumble, and I thank you, Dicca. I think you would be the one to point this out. Of course.

It showed their real views, Adam. 220. Okay. I have 971 in my room now. Show it. What are you talking about, John? Show it. Well, what does he mean?

And in addition to that, he struck him. So he was on Rumble. He wasn't even on YouTube. Right. So YouTube was taken down midstream because John struck him over a, I mean, him's claiming copyright. I have examples of this. John's just sitting there watching the E show, Howard Stern's The E Show. And he's claiming, other people are infringing on copyright?

Anyway. So he strikes shooly while they're doing the show. So the stream gets interrupted. So is he claiming that there's only 200 people watching on Rumble? Well, yeah, because it was simulcast on YouTube at the time. And YouTube's a way bigger platform. Right. And so that's proof.

And he can't even show it, even though Ditka is feeding him this. He can't even, like, pull up a screenshot or show us something. He just, we have to take his word for it, the known liar. Well, that would require effort. For Ditka. And this is what John does. Dicka, get me this. Beer sales, Jerry, get me that.

That's what he does. He just barks orders at his friends. Clips. I at least say, Chris, do you want to come over into a show? I'm like, motherfucker. Kind of. We're starting at 1.30. Let's go.

John thinks Adam has some spleenan to do in my clip seven. And I will play you, Pinky. How is it possible when I have Adam Bush on this show, how is it possible that they still have 1,200 people? Why don't you explain that to me, bushy boy? Let's go. Can I explain it? Yes, please do.

Okay. Not everyone was watching John with Adam Bush, but we want to watch Shulie because it's more entertaining to watch John show through Shulie's lens and those guys than it is watching John directly because John's boring. The other thing is I was watching both. I had both of those things up and I was watching both of them. So it's very possible. There's a lot of overlap there. These boomers who don't understand how the internet works? It's so frustrating.

It's like, well, how could there possibly be 1,200 watching John here and then 900 watching John. here. It's like, well, because $450 and that by the same person. Sure. Just how that works. He's so stupid. Clip eight, Adam is a hypocrite. And he will explain. Are you going to go on there?

I accuse them of lying. Don't wait. No, you aren't. He didn't just accused you of lying. What he said was, and this is what John's all, it doesn't understand how this debate happened or how this conversation happened. But John's claiming he has OCD. He's like, why would I lie about that?

And Adam goes, you lie about shit all the time. You just said your LSAT was 640. Right. An example of you lying. And so John thinks that Adam done a crusade to tell everyone what they're lying. It's like, no, no, no, that's not the point at all. He doesn't go around and just be like, I don't think you're being serious about your view count. Like, that's not what Adam's mission is in the devilverse.

He was just saying that he doesn't think you have OCD. And by the way, everyone agrees with Adam on this. Yep. You're a fucking, you know what's known. holding on first down as a hypocrite a hypocrite it's turned into Bill Burr's show

now he's fucking watching the football game getting distracted oh did you get both feet in anyway you're a hypocrite you big hypocrite you big hypocrite you so he just played with his titty

he used to be like holding up his shirt now he's just like you're a stuttering John fan from back in the day and you just want to see what he's up to yeah like what the fuck is that I always think of that I always think that's going to be the funniest thing.

Someone just stumbles upon. It's like, oh, from the Howard Stern Show. Yeah, I used to love this guy. And ask all these outrageous questions. What the fuck? He's calling the guy from Buffy, a hypocrite while twisting his nipples. Is he tuning in Tokyo? That's entertainment.

Good stuff. Clip nine, Adam's a freak. Oh, you won't call them out. I don't, right? You worship them. You fucking freak. Ah, ha. Someone's butt hurt.

John got beat so badly in this debate with Adam and he knows it. Yeah. And the right thing to do if he's so upset about it is to talk about it online all the time. Right? Honestly, the right thing to do is what Abba said when she came on the show last night where she goes, we should set up a part two. Let's bring him back on. I'll be the moderator.

And John's like, definitely not. Well, that's one of the smartest things he's ever done. Well, he because he knows. Well, yeah, he can't go against Adam. He can't do it. No, because he's intelligent and has his facts. Like you said, he wouldn't be talking about this days later. He didn't get his ass beat so bad.

I'll do my play-by-play. Proving just yet again, another talent that the Duke can deliver. How am I? Well, the bells are around 35. They just threw a pass and was up, caught up. He didn't have any forward motion, bounced out. 30 to 10. And where now?

Holy shit I think my bad impression of having himself and he we young I can't do it He doesn't even Understand how football works No throws a pass

He didn't have any forward motion Now it's third and ten What It sucked at this And that pressure's brutal I bet he thinks he's an auctioneer too Oh god He sucks

Pork chops and apple squash He's a fucking moron Yeah Clip 11 John cannot get his audio to work at all. Good. I'm not like a deal about this.

All right. You have to bed with the audio. I can't, you know. Breaking it, I'm going to use my scarlet. And now you tell me it breaks up if I use this work. So get off the fucking internet, you moron. What a quitter. You know what I mean?

There's nothing I can do. There's nothing you can do? Yeah. It's always someone telling him stuff. Yeah. tell me this and now you tell me that. Right, yeah. It's like, yeah, both things are true.

Fucking make your own decisions. But also, if you're going to stream from your house for a living, figure it out. Figure it out. I've had tech issues in the past. I've had audio issues in the past. I know, can you believe it? I know. Since we're talking about the history of WATP, boy, when we went to video, there was a rough sled for a minute there.

This was supposed to be an audio-only podcast. Yeah. But, you know, you figure it out. Yeah. Because you're an adult. nothing will ever go wrong. Never again. I mean, I should admit, though,

the only reason why I did figure it out is because Vegas beer sales, Jerry, gave me some pointers, and the Ditka told me. Right. What's up? And VTL sent me a care package. Where are we going, Jen? Oh, clip 12.

Okay. Very solemn Josh Allen sits on the sideline. Just do it is on the edge of his seat. While his wife is making him hot chocolate. Uh-oh. Where's the hot chocolate? thing sucks. Where's the hot chocolate,

Jeb? You get Josh Allen's name out of your motherfucking mouth. I know. I love that he's so obsessed with me. He can't watch this football game

without thinking about what I'm doing, what my wife is doing. That is actually a perfect setup. Okay. For my clip 13. Jesus. It's done by the bills.

Just do it. He can't help himself. Those are a quality time out. Sean Payton's clenched mouth. kind of looks like an asshole or saying said the asshole

Matt is always so tightly clenched I'm almost waiting for a big log of shit to come out of it are you? Sorry, this is not the normal NFL announcers Oh could have fooled me

It's not Did you think that Sean Payton would do something like this All right, sorry So unpleasant. I know. I had to bring it back again. I don't want Cheetos anymore. You'll eat the Cheetos.

You'll like him. So does John not have his own YouTube subscription? He doesn't. All right. He has to use Vince's. For YouTube TV to watch the game. Yeah, he recently got that because he's like you can't watch football without help from adult men. It's insane.

And I broke up with the homeless guy. He took $50 to have Adam Bush. humiliate him. That was what happened the other night. Vince came Venmoed him $50. He's like, all right, I'll send him the link. He's so poor. He can't afford to watch football. I mean, this is an over-the-air television, too.

He can't get a fucking antenna. It was on CBS yesterday. Anyway, I was watching on Paramount. Clip 14. The lawyer's upset you can't be watching these men in tights with KC while they cuddle

with this case he's mad at them. because he shared his YouTube TV with me. What a 10-yard from Philgo line. What a terrible bit. Yeah. I know. I hate when he reads what Vince the lawyer is telling him because he'll watch Vince the lawyer say,

yeah, so during John and I were talking about blah, why, John, the guy never did that. I didn't say that. But then he believes everything else that Vince says. Yeah, Casey and I are together watching the game. We can't because you're logged into my YouTube TV. It's not true, John.

He makes all of this up. It's a waste of time. Reading anything that Vince writes, listening to anything he says, bothering with it, it's a waste of everyone's time. He'll never figure that out. I know. He's such a moron. My clip 15 is just more proof that John can't stop thinking about you.

The call on the field stands. It's passed into appearance. Josh Allen seems to be in tears. Lady Kay is on the ledge of his Rochester shanty. How many games that Giants win this year? just enough to not get the first pick. We had a great season. I'm fine.

I'm good. Well, you know what I wasn't thinking about while I was watching that game? John Melendez. I was not thinking about John Melendez. Never thought of him once. Didn't cross my mind. Didn't cross my mind this morning. I went, hey, look at John was drunk last night.

We should do an emergency show about that. And lo and behold, he's talking about me nonstop on it. That's all he can think about. He's on fire over it. I like to call this next clip, a lonely man in his drinks. And that's clip 16. We are about to see if they make the 24-yard bill at 10th. You really had to leave this clip in, Jen.

The bill is called my mouth. Jesus, fucking, kicker. What are you doing to me, John? As we take gutshot break here at my Ohio State. A little Sean Moore there. Yeah. It's not sure what to do.

In Denver, Colorado. What the fuck is going on? He's thirsty. This is his OCD, guys. He's going to explain that. Yeah, but his affectations are changed. I know. It's retired.

I want to know the chemistry behind the drink thing. The beer. And then the energy drink. The water for hydration. And then the Red Bull for energy. For energy. Yes. Okay.

That was insane. I just was like... Who's insane watching you figure that out real time? It's the poor man speedball. what he's doing right now he's like no job Belushi

Oh god I'll say Clip 17 John takes a very very delusional victory lap about the bill's loss Okay

You know John I don't know if I'm going to give permission to make packages anymore for the show That's what he was talking about What can I say Get how happy he is

What a cunt And just do it is soaking asking he puts his head in Jenny jingles bosom and then asks her he's going to

take a knacker and then she steps on his mandolin god damn it because that was the unlucky thing in the room so I don't want to say I'm completely excited to watch the bills lose yeah because that'd be ridiculous what a loser

watching a depressed man spiral to drain he's getting joy from the fact that the team that I like didn't win the game and a lot of it too I had no idea this drink not so much. Oh, no. That's most of what I saw. That's insane. I mean, tell me of nothing going on in your life without telling me of nothing going on in your life. This is the guy who told Adam Bush, he's working on a new album. The guy can't fucking finger a sea court. He's working on a new album. He's taking joy in the fact that the bills lost. This is like the highlight of his week. I haven't figured anything in 10 years.

He can't figure a C. He can't figure a pussy. And for some reason, John starts yelling at Vince even after he let him use his YouTube account. That's clip 18. Why? He's so ungrateful. I can't win. Bill's beat the Jaguars. You're like, oh, me and Lady Kay are laughing it up at you.

What are you doing now, Dwarfie boy? See, again, this is where John falls for this shit because Vince the lawyer sends John a tax going, yeah, Carl and I are laughing about this. I'm not messaging with Vince about Bill's games. I promise you that. What are you doing now? What are you doing now? Both these guys are pathetic. Because Vince does text me during Bill's games.

He, like, fucking asked me random questions. He's trying to get me engaged in a conversation with them. I don't give a fuck. Hey, girl, who's playing quarterback today? I'm not... That's not what we're doing. We're not on that level, Vince. And then Vince sends shit to John.

John Falls where he's like, oh, wow. Carl and Vince are watching the Jaguars with KC over in his house. None of this is happening. He does not know what is the truth and what is fake, that poor man. Clip 19, we get a beer count and a gym update from John. That literally is only the fourth beer. I only had two before I went live. No one asked.

Yeah, who's he talking to his mom? I know I look as handsome as ever. The only thing is that I didn't go to the gym today. And as you know, I like to go at least three times a week. Three times a week, at least three times a week. I thought he went every day. Yeah, his OCD. He won't allow less than that.

What? But look at that thing. Look at that thing. See, Vince? That's a horrible tattoo. That's cold definition. Oh, he's pointing out of arm. I couldn't tell either.

You see that, Keanu? That's cold definition. See, that's when you know, the Duke is pumping. All right? The definition of a loser. That's called definition. You poor thing. Oh, John.

Come on, man. This does make me want to play Donkey Kong. I can put that into Grog and get him to roll a barrel after that little clip. Let's do it. It would be fun. Oh, he's so lonely. He's so lonely and pathetic and it's so sad. Look at it.

He's all happy because the team I like lost and he made a muscle. Now he's flexing and pretending that Keanu is getting wet for him. That she's even watching him. Yeah. He said Vince first. Yeah. That's true. I think that's why he threw her in, so it wasn't so gay.

John's like, I also owe $33,000 to credit cards, but my mom's going to pay it off. So, Keanu, get with the real hero over here. We have so much in common. Clip 20, this is where Michael Gavin Ali sends a $10 super chat to him. Michael Gavin Ali, thanks for their tenor. I will finally meet you in person in New York City during the month of February. I hope you don't cancel your show

like you usually do. When do I, when have I canceled my show? Multiple times recently. When? The Ohio show. I don't, you ask any comedy club on it. I got a call from, uh, Jeff from Laughingstock comedy club.

And he said, John. He said, John, he said, Chad, you're a laughing stock. I have a gig for you. March 5th. I hear you're going to be in New York. I said, all right. And then he said,

all right, he tells me how much he's going to pay me. And, you know, and how much bonus I get and all that. What? And I go, I do it. He goes,

holy shit. You are the easiest comic I've ever dealt with. I said, I know. And Charles, like, how many peanuts are you going to give me?

That's just who I am. Yeah. A cheap fuck. What is a comedy bonus? Okay. So if you do, if you sell out a room, like they have bonuses attached to ticket sales. So they'll be like, I can guarantee you this. But if you reach 75 capacity, 75% capacity or if you sell out the room, then we'll add this to it.

Well, then you can kiss that bonus goodbye. It's not going to happen. I know. But that's really funny. I heard you're going to be in New York March 5th. Meanwhile, he's got a show booked in Manhattan, Rodney's in February. That's not March 5th. So the guy calls him up, hey, I heard you're going to be in New York and much message.

I was like, I could be. Is there a gig? I wasn't expecting that. Yeah, right. Also, one-off comedy shows is not a actual comedian. This is not what they do. If he's a headliner like he claims, he'd be working a weekend at a comedy club, headlining multiple shows.

Chad Zumach opened all weekend for Harlan Williams. That's the guy who's a headliner. Mm-hmm. I got the audio of that of Chibon. Chad's set opening for Hollywood and side splitters. It's good, huh? It's great. Like, Chad immediately connects with the audience over DUs and being a compulsive liar.

Like, this is Chad set. It's great. Anyone else if we're driving to a tree? Hey, all right. He's in Florida. You know, he's a Florida comedian. So it makes sense. Yeah.

It's Florida, man. Cup 21. John answers a question from a chatter. Tong punch my far box. Why ignore ties the felon who produced a movie? First of all, you don't know the story. He probably does. He did his time.

Okay. And he's out. Sounds like he does know. He didn't have anything like child pornography. He didn't do anything that was really nefarious. He knew he was going to say that. What? So he did his time at the, wherever he did at the, you know.

and that was it. You know, that was it. So what do you want for me? Why don't you ask shit wear? How does he feel about his executive producer who's doing time for fucking pedophilia? Objection?

Then ask him, why didn't he change his name of the Uncle Rico show? And why didn't he change the name of the shitware network? Wait, what else? Somebody's supposed to ask him. Now, after you dealt with all that, get back to me, fuck face. And I ain't going to read another dollar nine from you. You're in a fucking financial timeout.

I think John should change. A financial time out. I think John's in a financial timeout. Josh changed the end of his show to What Aboutism? What's hilarious about that is that he walks right into the trap. So the guy goes, why wouldn't you call it the producer of your movie who's a felon? And John, in his mind, connects the dots. Like, oh, that's right.

I call out Shully for having this felon who was his producer. producer. So maybe I shouldn't make that connection considering the producer of my movie was in prison. Except. Except it was a different. It was a different type of law that was broken. Right. Yeah. So it was fine. It wasn't nefarious, but he did wind up in jail. What a fucking idiot, John is. He's pretty stupid. You know, it wouldn't be amazing if once John goes, all right, that's a good point.

I'm a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to this stuff. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. Yep. He put it all out there for us. He goes, you don't even know this guy's story. Sounds like he does. John, do you know his story? Where did he spend time?

Um, I, you know. I'll get back to that. So he went to whatever. Um, and then producer Chris, you come up in my clip 22. Oh, boy. Derek Bookman, producer Chris has drone footage of your backyard. Yeah, am I supposed to be afraid? It's a couple of cats that are not moving in that drone footage.

Two tiny graves Oh, jeez. You know, it's already a sad day. The fuck. And then my final clip. John is big with the Ute of today. I was talking to, you know, the guy back clean my place who's in his 20s.

He's like, he's like, John, like, you're like, there's a research and it's of all your interviews and shit. I'm like, get out of here. He's like, yeah. Like the Ute. U-S. The Ute.

Isn't it? Like, they're all fucking getting, you know. Stuttering John is now living again. Let's go. I don't think anyone's downloading any Buffy to Vampire Slayer episodes, are they? Most certainly are, too. They're doing a reboot.

They're doing a reunion. Fucking idiot. John was trying to be funny. And Bush, you're like, no one even watches Buffy the Vampire. So, meanwhile, Clay Debra's like, did you know this guy's on Buffy? That show's fucking huge in the UK. How many seasons was it? Seven seasons?

Yeah, seven or eight. Very popular show. It was on for a long time. I've watched it many times. I'm sorry, what was the beginning of that again? I've already lost my train of thought because he, uh... Oh, well, he has a young man who's cleaning his house. Oh, yeah.

No, no, no. I think he thinks that he's popular with the youth because of some TikTok thing that's trending. I can't figure it out. He's brought this up before. He's famous on TikTok. He said. So I think that's what he was referring to right there, which is great.

I would love for there to be a whole new generation of people who want to clown-settering John with us. It'd be fan fucking bad for everybody involved. Yes. Except for one person. Right now, the youngest person is Blind Mike Geary. So if we can get some more young people in here. It's amazing.

He thinks that in any universe that it would be positive that people are watching him, like positive reasons. Like, wow, this guy's so funny. Yeah. The delusion. is real. All right. I have a package for us from John Schell last night. And is it 23 clips? It's not. Oh, okay. It's sure. It's fewer than that. No. I feel like I pulled too many clips. Oh, Jenny. Just like every single second of this is clippable. And I get it. Yes. I get it. It's hard not to. That wasn't, I skipped a lot of stuff. Fine. There was a lot of football talk.

Yeah. Speaking of eight minutes. All right. So I only pull the good stuff. Like, John staring at the camera with nothing to say. He did that in your section, too. He has no plan. He has nothing going on. But I am living Redfrey. You got a third house. Look at this guy.

Oh, shit, I don't have it pulled up one. This has been going on for a minute. I'm sorry. You're so excited. I know. This is live. I'm not touching it. It's like a tick.

Yeah. He's just. It's still going. He's just staring at his screen. Still going. It's just, just randomly just do it. He's just thinking about me all the time.

He loves you. He does. What's not to love? A fun guy. Producer Chris, you have something to say? That's why there's a microphone in front of your fucking face. I was agreeing with you.

I'm like, yeah, I can't argue with him. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's an asshole. All right, here's my question because John has struck the Shulie Network 20 times or more. since November and every time he strikes him I've seen these strikes he just says they're using my copyrighted material and he puts the timestamps in

that are like two and a half hours of Shilly's show right so it's not even like a specific thing that he played that he can claim copyright on it's just like I'm seeing clips from my show therefore it's a copyright violation meanwhile it's fair use everyone knows that people explain this to John that he shouldn't be striking channels when it is fair use because John does the exact same thing nope he doesn't it's worse than that this is not transforming at all. There were a lot of celebrities there. Yes, man, celebrities. Muckety mucks. What a surprise. Right. Okay. So let's go to the tape. First up is Ben Stiller. I'm stuttering John.

Hey, how you doing, Ben? Good, man. Here, lay mom. Okay. Isn't it unfair that Alan Arkin got his son Adam into the showbiz world? Again with the father's son. No, yeah, yes, it is. It is. It was an epitism all the way. How come Carl Ryan and son, Rob, had it so easy making his way into show business? I've heard these questions before. Jerry's coming. You know. So you can ask them these questions also. Ben Stiller, for those of you who don't know, his father was in show business. Jerry Stiller. Right.

And it was funny because... We're trying to irritate him by saying that, oh, you know, what's with all these kids who get into show business from their fathers? Anne Miro was there. Right. But she just came out to go, where is Jerry? Could somebody tell me when Jerry gets here that I'm waiting in here? All right. Why does Hollywood keep throwing money your way when your movies are not so successful?

Good question. Don't tell anybody. That is a good question. Why is he getting paid so much money? They think he's in any successful movies? Wow. All right. Finally,

he chained in with something. He wasn't him. Fine. I love Ben Stiller. He watched that for over 60 seconds without doing anything. We're just watching John, watch John. Watching his glory days. And he sits there and doesn't do anything transformative.

And I doubt that he owns the rights to the E show on the Howard Stern show on E. But, you know, John's, stupid enough that he would tell you I'm on it so therefore I'm allowed to play it which is not how copyright works at all of course it's why he lost his right of publicity case with serious xm it's a fucking idiot so this continues for a while and I sped this one up because this is just john watching the Howard Stern show you barely talk right you know I I switch sides of my bed and I sleep in a draft now. Angie in there.

They're going back and forth about him eating and he's fat. And after all that, John goes, what is Gary wearing? We're just watching John watch YouTube. It's not transformative at all. And so later on in the show, he gets called out by a super chatter because I want to know, like, why does John think this is okay? But he's striking the Shully Network so much. So a Super Chat comes up. Oh.

Yon. It says, uh-oh, playing copyrighted content. Yon. John, illegal. And John's response is yawn. He's got nothing for this? You're on. So no explanation.

You're allowed to just copyright strike, but you're also allowed to just watch copyrighted material and not transform it or anything to it. Okay. But also, it's insane that John is watching his old segments on the Howard Stern show from E. And he's not even the one choosing this content to show on his show. There's a human being.

I got to say I love that and thank you Vegas beer sales Jerry for sending me that because I love that son of often I have a picture of him

so Vegas beer sales Jerry had to send him to say I just saw this clip of you from the e-show and so I hope Jerry's at Hackamania again this year yeah

I spoke with him a bunch last year sure me too what a fucking loser what a lonely loser living in the past just like John and one of their friends

he's also just just watching the show from 35 years ago and going, oh, remember that? Remember when John interviewed Ben Stiller? Cool, man. Move on. What are you doing? And John's going, yeah, this is fucking great. I was just watching this on my show.

It's not a show. It's terrible. And John needs people to produce this terrible show. He needs Vegas beer sales, Jerry. He needs Ditka. And then he gets annoyed when they're trying to help him during the show. He sold it when the housing market there was not. Uh, Dicka, please stop.

Thanks. Horrious. Dick is texting him and John doesn't know how to turn off notifications. He'll never fucking learn. He could, I mean, Adam Bush taught him how to stop the rewind function by going, there's a thing called Chat GPT. Ask it, it will know. And John hasn't learned anything.

He couldn't figure out that out again. You need to Vince the lawyer's help with it. And now we can't figure out how to turn off the notification so the bell doesn't chirp every fucking time someone texts him. just put it in the chat, GPT. It'll tell you how to do that. He can't figure it up. So he's always getting bothered by it.

And my favorite, we haven't played this on the show. My favorite is when John found out that the motion to transfer was granted. Oh. That the lull suit is moving from Manhattan to Rochester, to Monroe County. And so Ditka sends of this information live on his show, and John is distraught.

If that's, I don't know that's true. I got to, I have to. Anyway, but, but, Dick, was that really important to do that now? Was that really important to send me that now? Or could that have waited until after I was done? I'm just curious. I mean, think about, you know, I would assume. Look at how flustered he is.

Yeah. Watch this right here. This is amazing. That would have been something I would have waited to show, you know, but again, it's okay. No. I can't, you know, I can't, you know, I, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know you're trying to help, but come on, have some time. Anyway, so, so Casey. This guy thinks he's a fucking better broadcast for me because my head is tilted this way.

Could you imagine if I was on the show going, I, you know, I, you know, I was just going to, I mean, I was going to say. It's not bad. You know, fucking retard. Oh, man, oh man. All right. So this is, we're not going to get too much into the lawsuit.

I think this is very funny because John explains why we put in the motion to transfer this to Monroe County. He's got it all figured out this idiot. Didn't Ms. Lord tell you there would be no change of venue. TV. Didn't Ms. Lord tell you there would be no change of venue? Listen.

And I love how Lady Kay is saying now that, oh, we just still have suffering suck attach. Yeah, I'm not going to talk stupid. Fucking retarded. And it looks stupid. Thumbail. Just still ahead. Suffering suckettash. We wanted to move to Rochester because it's just going to go quicker.

No, that's not why you moved it. You wanted it to move. We all know because you're hoping that the conservative judges in Rochester don't really understand right of publicity. That's why you moved it. Did I say I wanted it to move so it would go quicker? Conservative judges in Rochester. Lucy Tightbox say that.

Lucy does dabelvers. Also, yeah, I know. Rochester is not a liberal. It is not a conservative city. It is not. It's very liberal. Very liberal here. She's our homeless population.

It's ridiculous. Yeah. that's how you know it's a liberal city so John is saying two things here one that's the reason why we wanted in the move which is wrong everyone knows it he sounds like a and then the other thing is that

so it's always a good idea when you have a case pending to call out the judges for sucking oh yeah it's a really smart tactic just like oh it's going to those judges those judges are idiots yeah the judges are like oh this guy's on to us why would conservative judges not understand right of publicity

John's so fucking stupid. He's got no idea what he's saying. Because he doesn't understand it. He assumes no one else could. Right. He doesn't understand it. And even he wouldn't research it to find out. Whereas...

But the... He doesn't understand OCD. Judges will do a lot of research. Actually, if they don't know it, that's what those law library books are all for. They know the law, regardless of their political aidings. Yes. But in John's head, he's convinced himself that all because they're dumb, all liberals are smart.

So he goes, oh, conservative judges won't understand right of publicity. I thought John was liberal. Is he conservative? We all know because you're hoping that the conservative judges in Rochester don't really understand right of publicity. That's why you moved it. No other reason. Stop bullshitting. Stop bullshitting, judge.

Okay. You know what's amazing about John? is that he thinks he's likable. Much like Brandon Tartakov told me, you got it. There's a likability. The clap. In any of this. I mean, you've got to be likable.

Yes. This is why John's so successful. It's because he's likable. What a clod. It's amazing. Literally, there's a whole suburb. He calls them all haters. He's all upset about it.

There's all these people clowning him. He's like, I'm the likable one. Okay. That's cool. Let's talk about Keanu. There's a rumor going out there. I hate to spread rumors, but Keanu likes to read text messages and spread rumors and say all sorts of hurtful things. So I'm not that worried about it. There's a rumor that Keanu used to blow guys at the comedy club for Coke.

And so there's a question that comes in on the super chat here. Is Thixon said Keanu wants to give you a Hummer for Coke? I don't really believe that and know what I accept it being... I'm like, is that true? Should I get some Coke? I don't really believe that. That's funny. That's an interesting possibility, although I'd rather do that Coke.

Yeah. Is it worth trading it for a Hummer? I'm not sure. Not cheap. And know what I accept it. being that she's married to That's the only reason Married to Gino

So that's why he's not going to Take a Hummer for Coke What a stand-up guy Yeah Thanks goodness for people like him He's a class act this one But Ginob Scott The Cannot's fried egg tits

Lucy said she would beat you in arm wrestling She probably would I'm still questioning if she's You know What are you trying to say Oh I know That's what he's trying to say. So do I.

John, who has Ava Riza on his show, just implied that Lucy Titebox is a transmestite. Transmastite. Why is that okay? Because I said it. Yeah. Because I don't give a fuck. Because John said it.

What a fun reality to be in, though, when you're settling John Melendez. You can have Ava ad and call her, she, her, all you want. And then Lucy Titebox, you're just like, oh, that's probably a man. Yeah. That's what everyone's thinking, John. Fucking idiot. the one person he could beat him. I'm wrestling.

All right. So apparently Pat Dixon has been challenging John to a boxing match. Finally. Somebody wants to box everyone, of course. He's currently wants to fight Kumia. But he's put the challenge out to me. He's put the challenge out to Shulie, Mike Morse, Bob Levy. I'm pretty sure everyone has been challenged at this point with a boxing match, right?

Definitely. Melton. Tuki. Hardiff. Like, everyone gets challenged with a boxing match. By it 632. Son, take Dixon off, for he. Oh, addie up.

You would kill him. First of all, you have to understand something. Oh, my God, that's loud. I know. Why would I ever, ever give anybody any of my...

Coke? Like, Pat Dixon's a nobody. A nobody. Why would I ever give him any air? Do you know what I don't? No. So John's claiming... Sounds like you're a pussy boy.

John is claiming that it would be better for Pat Dixon to have a boxing match with John because it would raise his star power. Which tells me John thinks that Shulie and I are famous. Yeah, right. Because he wants to fight us. And I thought we were nobodies. But Pat Dixon is a nobody, but we're worth having a box. boxing match with.

Interesting. That's exciting. Yeah. I'm a celebrity, you say, huh? This is fun. I get used to this. And you know that I'm not because he doesn't want to box me. Not yet.

I bet he does no shoulders. I would go home and get my shoulders to box him. He showed with shoulder pants. And John's like, I didn't see this coming. Chad sees you show up like that. And he's just like, what? Pugh. Gadzukes.

Oh, we do have fun here. Okay. Let's talk about a super chitter calling John out for his lie about the LSAT. Duke's been with 640 women just like his LSAT score. Again, I lied to stick into men's. Yeah, it doesn't matter why you lie. You're a liar. Why did you lie about having over 300 women that you fucked?

To make myself sound cool. Why did you lie about your 640 on the LSAT? To stick it to Vince. To stick it to myself. Why did you lie about me? You can go through the whole list of things. Why did you lie about not driving for Uber? Because I was embarrassed about it.

Right. That's why people lie about shit. You're a liar. It's well established. Just fucking own it at this point. Everyone knows it. It's well documented. But no, no, no, no.

No, no. I was going, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. everything with him. Everything is OCD. How come we never see any OCD traits while you're streaming? How do you know? Because we're watching. I'm looking at you.

Yeah. How do you know that? You never see even on today's stream. I'll take one sip of one, then another sip of one, another sip of one, another sip of another. Oh, that's proof. You never see any of that, huh?

You never see sometimes I'll put up something twice or three times or four times? You never see that. I thought that's because he was stupid. I can't happen if you're an idiot. If you really do watch me, it's not that hard. So that's not even how OCD works. He's like, sometimes I'll do it two times, sometimes I'll do it four times, sometimes I'll do it three times.

Even as he's explaining to Adam Bush, he couldn't go back on Facebook because he already looked at it three times. He's like, I've already looked at it four times. That number changed. When he describes his OCD, and he described it recently, we put it on WTP yesterday, he's like, I have to take three steps. I have to step on three tiles. I turn the light switch on and off twice. I grab my brush.

I don't brush my hair once. I have to walk out the carpeting with my tippy toes. You know, he's explaining all these things with numbers and specific breaths he had to take. I take one breath in, one breath out, and I take two breaths in, two breaths out. And I hold my breath. and all of a sudden, like this thing is just like, oh, sometimes I think of some of this, sometimes I see some of that. It's OCD. I saw a very funny, I don't know, Photoshop or something that showed up on Dablers Anonymous.

Living with a fake OCD. But he's reading the book, living with fake OCD. But I think the first commenter pointed out that it's not very realistic. He would never read a book. there yeah the original poster put that up there very fun this is killing him i fucking love the fact that uh it's bothering john so much that adam called him out for his ocd like he's talking about it non-stop and the other thing that's bothering him is adam calling him out for not stuttering oh what if there was like somebody needed your house but now you're saying that my oCD is working like i'm

yeah i don't believe you have oCD and you don't stutter. You stammer when you're nervous. You're not a stutterer. Oh, really? I don't stutter at all. Except when you're talking about your... Is that why I take medication for OCD?

You're a fucking idiot. So this is great because Adam calls him out. You don't stutter. You just stammer when you're nervous. And this is John's whole identity as stuttering John. So that's a problem. So John goes. Is that why I take medication, which Dr.

C was on B-D-D-A-Live live yesterday and pointed out, like, if you go in to a therapist, your psychiatrist, or whatever you've got to do, and say, here are the things that I'm suffering from and describe OCD, they might prescribe you something. They just got to take your word for it. And then when you go to your next therapist, you're like, yeah, I've prescribed this. I just need to refill. You know, well, doctor already prescribed that. So, yeah, we'll prescribe that again.

Like, it's not difficult to get on these medications, especially if they mix with booze in a way that gets you really high. You might like that. But the reason why I played that again was just to remind everyone that John got called out and someone in the chat last night called him out for this. Bitrush. You haven't stuttered the entire show. You mean stammered?

Slurred? No. Nah. Didn't feel like it. Oh, no. He doesn't know what to do anymore. He's like, oh shit, should I be stuttering more? Because that's still in his brain the fact that he's a stammerer.

He doesn't want to be stammering, John. That's not cool. Stammer and John was over on the Howard Sturge show. Only stuttering, John. So he's very concerned about that. Imagine that being that taken away from John, then he couldn't be the hero for curing people, giving the speech. Yes. Any of that.

Adam really did a number on John. It's so fantastic. He getting called out for faking OCD, getting called out for not being a stutterer. It's fawking with him big time. And we'll get into more of that because Ava comes out and wants. them to have a rematch. But first, Jons is a really dumb shit.

Swan song, can you explain the aristocrats joke to chat? Actually, it was never even it was never even to me the joke was never funny. Holy shit, he doesn't even understand the joke. I don't think so.

It's not a joke. No, it's... You don't think the way Gilbert Godfrey told it or the way Eric Hartman told it was funny? You're retarded. Okay, people can make it funny. They do. It's the challenge of the joke

That's the point, yeah It's not the punchline idiot I never thought that joke was funny Professional comedian John Belinda is not understanding how comedy works Go figure This portion of the show before Ava shows up He's so low energy

Even though he's chugging that Red Bull He's so low energy He's got not much to talk about So finally Abba shows up and talks about gambling on football. I only like watching football

if I'm like gambling, like, high stakes on it. That's the only time it's fun. Like, if you want to bet like a grand on something, I'll watch. No, I'll bet like 10 large. Ten large. All right.

Do you know what 10 large means? 10 grand. It means 10 grand. Large means 1,000. And John is so stupid. He's been doing this for a while. So she, I was like, you want to bet a thousand bucks on a game? I only bet like 10 large.

He means $10. Yes. Which, what's the fucking point? What is the point of betting $10 on something? Ooh, now I have 20. Cool. Good stuff. It's just embarrassing.

It should be. It is. Ava then brings something up that Ava has no understanding of whatsoever. Did you hear? Did you hear about Mersh and Kumia? No. So Mersh was supposed to be at Hacomania. He's been promoting it.

He's been going around promoting it. He's picking Fife with Karmix to promote it or whatever. And then out of nowhere, he announces that he is now refusing to go to Haccamania because Paki has now been invited. And Pachy is a pedophile, molester. Mersh claimed, and Mersh claimed crazy thing to say. Yeah. that Pocky sent a 15-year-old girl to a laptop.

And so he's not going to Hackamania because of this whole thing. This is hilarious. Mersh just refuses to go to Hackamania. Mersh wasn't never invited. I know this because I'm friends with the organizer. And I message with him about Hackamania all the time. So I'm in the know on this. What happened was Patrick Melton gave everyone a promo code.

If you asked for a promo code, you got it. Even JT. He's got a promo code. anyone can get a promo code. And the deal is, hey, if you sell, I think the number's 15, whatever it is, if you sell 15 tickets, people using your promo code, I'll pay for you to fly out here and I'll give you the hotel. Because that works out for Patrick Melton.

It makes sense. If you sell that many tickets, yeah, I can pay for you to come out here. So Mersh got a promo code. But he was never invited. He was never asked to perform. And then Mersh goes out and acts like he's big time and everyone. He's like, oh, Anthony Kuby's going to be there? Well, then I'm not going to HACC.

He's like, no one cares. You didn't sell any tickets. We don't give a shit. You weren't slated to perform at Acamania. Are we just going to let Ava's accusation go? I mean, Ava's very loose with things like this. It's very odd to me that you just call people a pedophile. Aaron Immolte does the same thing with Patrick Melton just throws these accusations out.

And I believe Nick Ricada was doing that and actually got sued and lost the lawsuit because that's defamation in a way where you don't have to prove damages. you don't have to prove that it harmed your reputation. If someone just comes out there and falsely accuses you of dittling children, that's wildly illegal. I mean, that is, John talks about his rights all the time. He's not concerned about that going on on his show. John's just like, well, I've got to protect my rights. But you're letting your guests go on and just accuse people of pedophilia.

Yeah, even Opie would have shut that down. Oh, Opie would have shut that shit down. Are you kidding me? Rod, what do you do it? Ron, Rod. Oh, should we swap that? these two, give Opi Ava and give John Ron.

Do I have that kind of control over the devil verse? Maybe. I am a celebrity as we just found out. What kind of powers do I have now? Give it a try. I like it. This is funny. So, John and Ava

have some clashes going on on this episode, especially when it comes to how John treats Keanu. The girl he jerked off to once because she was wearing leather pants in Atlantic City. Dabbling Dean, Abba, you think Keanu was

discussed by Suthering on flirting? I don't think she is. I think she's uniquely just like, I don't know, she's fine with that. I don't think she looks at that kind of stuff that way.

First of all, I don't flirt with Keanu. So, have you been drinking? Me? No, I just started drinking. This is my first beer. Why? Did I say something weird? Well, I don't flirt with Keanu.

What? You don't think you've ever flirted with Keanu? That's hilarious. What are you drunk or something? What do you mean? I flirt with Keanu. How dare you? We had this conversation.

You're not supposed to say I flirt with Keanu. And a super chatter was saying it. Well, and Abba agreed. Well, yeah. That's a thing. I think he already forgot that he read that. Right. Abba is just like,

I think Keanu's fine with that. And John lost it just with that. Like, what? I think I'm flirting with Keanu. So what we're going to see, and I have just a few more clips left, but they're fantastic, is that Abba has then put on high alert that it's time to sweep for John because there was a, I wasn't even trying to do this, but there was a tiny bit of pushback there. Yeah.

And reprimanded for it. So then it turns into John can do no wrong. John's doing everything right. We're talking about the fact that Adam called John out for not having OCD. This is a big deal. uh gosh recidius tv thanks for the fiber bush broke you in state three and you're still talking about and he's trying to prove you have OCD oh my god it's so stupid he didn't break him at all well John doesn't give a shit yeah like it's the news it's like there's a they've got in a debate

that John's going to riff about what happened that doesn't mean he broke him fucking retard it must take years off your life sweeping for this idiot that's got to hurt that's crazy Right there. It had to be like, John's not upset about the OCD thing. He's been talking about it nonstop. It's the only thing is on his mind. Also, watching Thursday night, Ava was the proponent to getting Adam on the first and second time. Oh, yeah.

Possibly a third. Oh, Iva wanted to get Adam back on again. That's the goal here because that was must watch television, obviously. It was. John doesn't give a shit, Ava just said. Yeah. That's all John does is give a shit. He put together a whole response to that that he had to start the show the next day with.

Oh, right. To explain. And he had that whole thing with his ritual that he did to prove that he has OCD. It's amazing. So Ava tells John debate Adam again. Let's get Adam back on. And John declines with his whole, well, Adam doesn't answer my question. He didn't answer my question.

Which is crazy. We played this on WTP yesterday. We proved the question that John asked and he even said, this is the question he wouldn't answer. Adam answered directly. Don't you think it's hypocritical that you begged me to come on my show, said you were a fan, and then you talk shit about me

on all these other shows? And then he goes, definitely not, John. I told you on your show that I'm a fan of the devil or so I was going to go on all these shows. And John even said, that's fine. Do you do what you want to do?

You're your own guy. And now he's all upset about it and buttered about it. So John's claiming that, well, Adam won't answer questions just to flex. he doesn't. He tells you directly what the answer is. John calling someone a deflector is fucking hilarious. It's all projection with this guy.

So Ava says something. Wow does Ava step in it. John gets so pissed. This is amazing. I think the reason I'm suggesting it is because you came into it like hoping that you guys can get somewhere with it. And everyone's judging it based on like just the attacks he did on you. But I'm saying, but I'm saying if you go out, if you do it again, then you could just attack him too. Like you weren't trying to attack him. And so I just feel like it makes it look like everyone saying that you got like trampled by him. But it was like because you were trying to actually get somewhere with it.

And he was an attack mode. So I'm saying why don't you attack him? Oh, who's everyone? Oh. Just the, the, I want their names. Actually, that's a good question. Who's everyone really? I don't know.

That's why you sound silly to me. Like who's everyone? Oh, there's a dressing down. going down here. Abel, trying to sweep for John so hard. You didn't know that this was going to be a debate.

You just were trying to have a conversation and he was on the attack and he had his talking points. If you did it again, you'd crush him. Everyone thinks that you didn't do a great job, but you know, you would do a great job. Everyone. I brought this up on yesterday's WATP.

This is, I'm assuming, how he talks to his kids. That's what I was going to say. A valid point. Yes. He has to nitpick something. He was so mad about that. What do you mean everyone? John, everyone.

Take out beer sales, Jerry, Ava, and Ditka. Everyone who watched that knows that Adam crushed you. And he knows. He reads Dablers Anonymous. He does. Yeah. But John, how could you say everyone saw it this way? He's so mad at Ava for saying that.

And this sticks with him for a while. And again, everyone is a silly thing to say. Everyone. Who's everyone? What, the entire population of the world? I'm just saying everyone because when we talked about it, you were like, everyone's trying to say that. Oh, this is amazing. Okay.

So, John's, you know, he's so rational and so smart. He's such an other lawyer. Everyone, you mean 7.5 billion people? Literal John just showed up. Yeah, literal John got you with that argument. and didn't he? What an idiot. Okay, the vast majority of people who are paying attention. Is that good enough for

the term everyone? John uses those types of terms all the time. Oh, yeah. Oh, no kidding. Talking about us. So there's something revealed here from Ava though. This is fantastic. You get to hear a little bit of the behind the scenes conversations that they're having. Theation of the world. I'm saying everyone

because when we talked about it, you were like everyone's trying to say that. Oh. She is treading on thin eyes. I said everyone, because when we talked about it, you said everyone is spinning this this way. It was John's terminology. Right. John's, though, and he said that when they talked about it offline to get their stories straight. And do you see how defeated Abba is here's like, Abba is sweeping for him so hard and it's still not good enough?

You can't be John's front. I don't think Abba actually is John's front, but that's not the point. Watch this again. Our population of the world? I'm saying everyone Because when we talked about it You were like Everyone's trying to say that

He beat me And so that's why I said that Well I never said everyone Because a lot of people Of a Visibly Shaking the head right there I never said everyone

Okay Then I'm the idiot I'm making this up right The conversation that we had So that's why I said that Well I never said everyone Because a lot of people said, you know, that I was, you know, I beat him.

Ah, okay. Here's, I know John's lie. Here's the lie towel. He's going to say a lot of people said that John beat Adam. Watch this. Said everyone, because a lot of people said, you know, that I was, you know, I beat him. You know, he's lying. By the number of times he says, you know.

You know, yeah, because I, you know, you know, I said, because, you know, you know, I said, because, you know. That's stammering John for you. That's stammering John when he's nervous and lying. I said that. No, I never said everyone because a lot of people said, you know, that I was, you know, I beat him. But there was no beating. It wasn't a debate. No one.

Sounded like a debate to me. No one said John won that. No one did. Maybe Ava and Ditka and whoever else is in John's corner. We're like, ah, you'll get him next side. And even if they said it, they're lying. Of course they're lying. I don't even Vince would say it.

Of course they're lying. So, Ava now is just like, oh, fuck. She's on full sweet mode. We got to make sure that John feels good about it. I forgot our agreement. Yeah, check this out. This is the funniest thing ever. I think John would be a great husband.

And I think John's a great father. And if he had a new family, he'd be great at it. That's terrific. That's terrific. So I'm calling it right now. Abba does not think any of these thoughts. I've had conversations with Rob Saul. Rob Saul regrets everything he did trying to team up with John.

It was horrible for him. It was bad for his life and relationships and psyche and everything. His pets. That's his fault. Poor Abba is doing this thing. We saw Quadfather do it. We've seen other people do it. do it where there's an experiment going up.

And we know that Ava's a psych major or whatever and studying narcissistic personality disorder. According to Ava, who knows if that's true. But that's what Ava's hell. Even if she wasn't, she is now. Right. That's what I mean. There is something that's going on here.

There will be a reveal at some point because there's no fucking way any right-minded person would be sweeping for John this way and sticking up for him and thinking that he's doing anything correctly. It's out of control at this point. It's wild. Did she say, and if he had a new family, he'd be great at it? Yes, he'd be a great husband and a great father. That right there is the...

Let me play it again. That's the funniest fucking clip anyone's ever seen. This is how you know that this is all just a bit. I think John would be a great husband, and I think John's a great father. And if he had a new family, he'd be great at it. second time's a charm He doesn't practice very much So there's that

Oh my God All right What do we miss Producer Chris you got a package for us Yeah I only pulled 32 clips From producer Chris Anything else do we miss

Anything you guys want to say Any thoughts about What we witness from John No It's just a lonely thirsty man. And a hungry man. And a healthy choice.

Well, thanks for hanging out with us on this bonus show. For producer Chris and Jenny Jingles, I'm Carl Sane. Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the mush bits of morning radio. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

That's fascinating. Please go on. Things suck. Dude. Right. These podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it.

Makes no sense. Do I sit here and fucking, you say the same thing every single day? Yes!