Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - The Jerry Banfield Special

Episode Date: September 5, 2026

I was joined by Tab Birt and Lucy Tightbox to discuss all of the things Jerry Banfield has been up to that we weren't able to get to on WATP. This includes almost getting into a fight at AA, speed dating, getting complaints at his yoga studio, and much more. Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/cV0gvBDgC9Y  WATP candy available now: https://www.leiselandfriendsgourmet.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WATP WATP WATP W gay TP Hello We're ready to Cous And welcome to a Not Emergency Emergency

Jerry Banfield special I'm Carl The host of WAPTP With me tonight The great Tabbert is with us What's up Tab? Yo, thanks for having me Also with us tonight

The lovely and talented Lucy typeboxes here Hey Lucy Well thank you so much For having me Thank you for being here I wanted to tell everyone There's too much

Jerry to contain in just WATP episodes or even Davelverse Live for that matter. I introduced him to the Davelverse Live audience tonight. This queen video that he put out, well, he sold for $2,000 that was then put out, was too much. We had to go over all of that. And I didn't know that was going to drop. So in the meantime, I'm watching all these other videos and shenanigans going on with my buddy, Jay Ban.

And we couldn't get to it. So I thought, what better way to spend a Thursday night? You know, you're used to tier two, Titty Tuesdays. We got titties on a Thursday here with Tab. Glad Lucy made it as well. Tab's in the studio with us. Very nice. And we have a lot to talk about.

Everyone has pulled clips. Tab and I were talking before the show started. It's, there's too much. Every video you watch, they're 20 minutes long or 3 minutes long. There isn't really like downtime. time. It's all crazy. Yeah, there's a new... Every single second. Every single second. I wake up and I'm like,

all right, what's Jerry got this morning? And I'm like putting it on as I'm on my way to work or as I'm getting ready and just it's insanity every day. Tab, when I tell you, I don't watch these shows unless I'm prepping for WTP. That has changed with Jerry Badfield. I have just like, it pops up on my

YouTube. I'm like, yep, let's watch that. I'll watch it entire video all the way through. Sometimes I'm running to my notes and make the notes for myself. Other times I'm just enjoying it. Yeah, just trying to report what he talked about so I could report it back to all of you. And I think that a lot of people are doing that now with Jerry. Yeah. It's catching on.

I have friends who don't listen to WATP that I have gotten into watching Jerry. Who are these friends of yours who aren't listening to WATP? They might be listening tonight. Nice. Jerry's been interesting for me because obviously everybody's introduction to him way back in the day was him talking about things like remembering his own birth and just being completely. crazy cerebral. That's not the right word for him, but, you know,

out of his mind cerebral kind of guy. And now we have this. I never thought that he could get any better. But every video is outstanding. Yeah. And he went through when he came back to the internet earlier in 2026, he was trying out some different things. Obviously, he's got six different channels that he's doing.

And he's talking a lot about crypto and ICP. I want to get into some of that today. He's talking about dating. He's playing video games. He's doing a lot of different things. But when he figured out the voice, was the way to go to just regal us with what happened at his day and the girls he's tried to date and the ones that stood him up and the ones who rejected him and went to go

to the bathroom and never came back to the table. Yeah. I love the vlogs because, you know, he opens up everyone where he's like, hey, everyone's Jerry Banfield days, you know, September 3rd, 2026. Here's my vlog about what happened in the day. But what I do is I look at his shirt because then I go and look at his six different YouTube channels and I'm like all right which ones is he wearing the same shirt and then I can kind of piece together what the story is of the day all from that you go deeper than I do my friend that's

yeah that's true because he does record six seven eight videos a day on the different channels I'd love to see him in between all right Jerry I see P Jerry here we go oh I think that they're they're back to they're back to but he mean he's just like pressing the button and like all right what he's got his little chat cheap you know, uh, prompt, thumbnail thing up. And then he rambles for 20 minutes and he's like, oh, nailed that one. All right. On to dating and he hits the button and he, you know, and I really want to like try and figure

out how to put them all together in the single day to figure out like and see if you can watch the emotional roller coaster of a day of work for him. See, I think understanding his work process would be really fun. I would like the vlog of this is how I did my day. Well, he should do IRL. Just so cameras throughout the house. Because I would definitely be interested in that. I pictured the telephone booth where he runs in and comes right back out.

And now he's dating Jerry. You know, and he's ready to go with the next video. But you could be right. You might just boom, boom, boom, rapid fire as he did record 200 shorts in three hours once. So yesterday on WTP, hopefully you saw it. We played the first two-thirds of the video Jerry sent to his queen, the one who got away, the woman he fell in love with after one date and thought he was going to marry and have children with. And then she got freaked out, rightfully so.

And he tried to send her this video to make a last ditch effort to win her love and convince her that he was the guy for her. And we didn't play this yesterday. But this is the reason why he decided to release that video and sell it for $2,000. If you remember, he asked the queen, hey, should I sell that video? And she said, don't. Definitely do not do that. And this is what forced his hand. So I, after seeing somebody said that, you know, somebody offered $2,000 for the video, I'm like, fine, I'll sell it.

So I sent, I sent the queen a message. I said, I said the offer's up to $2,000 for the video and there might be an offer that's higher than that. I'm going to remove anything identifying from you and sell it on my website, unless you want to meet in person, explain why I should keep the edited version private. If we collaborate, we could also make potentially more and share the income. Then she's like, send me the edited version along with a couple other message. I've thought I'm out Hey so someone wants to buy this thing for $2,000 Can I have that thing that's worth $2,000 please?

I'll take one of those please She's like fuck why did they delete it? I kind of don't think she watched the whole thing I think maybe she started watching it And when he started to get into that whole like you need to listen to me Because I'm a man and if you love God you need to love me That's as far as I think she maybe could have made it And you know it's like when someone

one sends you a YouTube video in general you're not interested in. You just don't watch it. Yeah. So it sends me a 16 minute video. I'm like, fuck you. Do you think I have 16 minutes to sit on my phone and watch a video right now? Yeah. I do, but not that video. It's the answer.

Even if she could get through the whole thing, the whole thing is cringe. Like she is pausing it and taking breaks in between it. Eye rolls, uh, text to friends. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. said, I'm happy to meet you in person and sit down and watch the edited version together.

Laugh about the cringe moments and talk about what shifted our lives since I sent you that. Okay. So Cherry uses opportunity. I got it in our life. Cherry uses opportunity. I got over $2,000. I'm going to sell it unless you want to get together again. This is some type of manipulation right here.

Yeah. I think it was this video that my comment got banned because I was like, I will take either $2,000 for this video or the queen's pussy. That's the price. Yes. Because that's literally what he's negotiating here. Yeah. I'm going to sell this unless you want to hang out with me, which is creepy AF, Jerry.

This is the great thing about Jerry's, and he says the quiet parts out loud. Yeah. This is the thing I wouldn't tell YouTube. I'm not just sending her the edited version of the video, though, so she can sit down at home and watch me in a time where I basically made all the wrong moves in the game. So he's like, Listen, if she's going to watch me embarrass myself, I want to be next to her, at least touching the titty from outside the bra.

It's the least he could ask for, I would think. Maybe they could hold hands again. He could cry. The least he could ask for and the most he can hope for. Yeah. So obviously she turned that down. So he sold it. And we're going to get into what he did with the money because I found that fascinating.

That's the video that dropped today. but this video here he talks about maybe a way to find a wife to get his dick wet and he might be on to something I don't know and somebody said

dude you need to go overseas I now have Thailand, Romania and Colombia on my radar they're amazing this is a man who throws everything at the wall he constantly has a different strategy he's like maybe dating

insights, maybe wearing a crazy shirt that has marker all over it, maybe yoga studios, maybe I go to Thailand. Thailand, Romania, and Colombia. I mean, good for you. He doesn't have a type, you know? I'm like, listen, three drastically different places, but okay. I want that to be the arc because can you imagine, you know, three or four years when it's like my green card, mail order bride left me when those videos start coming out?

She was in poverty. She had nothing. And she decided to be homeless. Yeah, this is a 90-day fiance kind of guy. It makes perfect sense. Yeah. Like you will easily find a woman that's crazy for you overseas that, like, wants to marry you and have kids with you and will cook for you and you'll get laid a bunch. Like, you'll love it.

And I'm thinking that. This is a brochure they sent out. Wow. Could she be barefoot too while she's doing all these things? That might be the solution. that I do need to go overseas. Like this, this is ridiculous with the women I'm coming across.

And, you know, some of you that don't have as much experience in the world might think that it's me. Ted, did you ever think for a second that Jerry's the problem? Because I didn't. It can't be.

Can't be him. Oh. He's amazing. I love the experience in the world, too, I think because it's like, that's one of those things that a really successful guy could say, kind of nonchalantly. I mean, this is Jerry Banfield, we're talking about here.

Like, he got banned from Facebook for claiming that he was black. This is true. Hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. He's using cash advances to pay his rent. Like, I think I'm a little bit more world understanding that Jerry Banfield is, despite him being a few years old than me. And yes, I certainly have. You go ahead, Lisa.

Oh, I was going to say he's unabashedly himself. And you've got to respect that at least a little bit. He knows who Jerry is. Yeah, no, he's fantastic. Does he, does he know who Jerry is? Because Jerry changes, you know, on a daily basis. Jerry changes strategy. That's true.

Jerry is always like, this is what I want in a woman. I don't know if you guys have the clip coming up, but there was a funny thing that he said recently. He's like, I got to start dressing nicer. Oh. You have that one. I just realized if I want to get a girl, I should probably wear nice clothes sometimes. Yeah, it's hilarious. experience in the world might think that it's me.

And yes, I certainly have something to do with it. Something. At the same time, this seems to be the experience a lot of guys I know are also having with women. For example, I know a guy that is in his 50s. This is a very attractive guy that has his life together, drives a nice car, has a job that pays well, his mother loves him. He lives in a nice place.

What does his mother have to do? This guy says in his 50s? that's actually the number one thing that I look for in a man. I'm like, does his mother love him? Like a lot. She's kind of lukewarm out of him. He's all right. His relationship with his mom is one of those like subplots in all of his videos that kind of comes up that I'm very curious to hear more about every time.

That's bonkers. Yeah. This guy consistently gets dates. And what does he come away saying? The women are crazy. And that is my experience. Where is a sane woman? Thailand.

Far, far away from you. Yeah. The answer is Romania. Obviously. What I love is he's using the Talkify app for the matchmaking. And Talkify is for like high earner people, you know, movers and shakers. Like Jerry Badfield. What do you mean?

Lawyer women and Dr. Men to, you know, get the dual income, no kids lifestyle going on. And he's on this. paying a tremendous amount for it. But what was funny is he had it like, he has a section on his website, the tools I use and it has like the different AI things and his crypto. And he had Talkify on there for a couple of days. And I was talking with a friend of mine and I was like, it's going to be really funny when Talkify sends him a cease and desist because all of his stories really don't make Talkify look like it works. And then like two days later, Talkify is no longer on his website as something that he uses. But he still talks about,

to get matchmaker dates. Yes. And, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, he spends $600 a date. He's like, at least a woman shows up usually. He literally said that. Success.

Oh, yeah, that's worth it. Okay. Yeah, he's not a good, I wouldn't want him as my spokesperson. And one of the things I want to talk about if we can get to it, because there's a lot to talk about today, is what do you think the value he's bringing to ICP

by promoting it so much? And the fact that he's like, I have all these. impressions and views and shit like that. This guy turns me off from internet computer protocol so much. If someone sat down and said, no, this really is the best technology and it's going to catch out. I'm like, there's no way. Jerry Banfield is endorsing it.

Jerry Banfield's like, if he was behind me at a blackjack table, I'd get up and walk away. You know, he's just, this is a dark cloud over this guy. It wouldn't matter. No, dude, you want to hang out at the black tape, black jack table with Jerry because if he wins, He's going to give you money for some reason. Well, he's not winning. Yeah. I can guarantee you that.

When he had that number four lady not stop going out with him. He told the story that he told her on the phone where he like left the house one night, got blackout drunk, went to the gambling tables and won $1,000 and then gave $100 to everyone else at the table. Yeah. Like he was tipping dealers. Like he was buying friendship. And he told this whole story. And then she comes back from a trip and she's like, yeah, I'm just not feeling the romantic connection.

and he had a whole video or he's like, why? Why would you not think this? Like, it's because of the fucking crazy story, you told Jerry. Buying friends is not a charity. It's why Kevin Brennan's wife left him. There I said it. Supertip.com. Gigi slash Wattip. It's a place you can go to participate in the show.

Woody from Syracuse, our buddy Woody is here. Hey, Carl and Kaylee. Cheap plug time. Come see Carl, Kaylee, and the isotopes. Plus, I'm contractually obligated to say this or I get a whipping. Very special guest. producer Chris. Next Friday,

September 11th at the Rochester Beer Park. Did I do good? Was that acceptable? Oh, thank God. Thank you very much. Woody and Dr. Steve. Woody, amazing.

Yes, we'll be performing live a week from tomorrow night. The Rochester Beer Park. Jokey the Jackman. Romanians and Colombians would destroy Rob and Cuck him. In Thailand,

he'll find a sexy girl with the penis. He's been drifting towards this whole time. I think, Either of those outcomes would be great for him. Kitty gifted a who are these podcast membership? Thank you very much for doing that.

Kitty. Major General Tao says, Jerry doesn't need to supply the demand because he demands the supply. Oh, yeah, baby. The economist up here is enjoying that pun. And then we have, edgy penguin gifting five. Who are these podcast memberships?

Thank you, edgy penguin for doing that. If you just were gifted a membership tonight, we have two new bonus shows that just came out recently. We did an Opie one called Babble, Babel, Babel. We went back to 2018, the Opie podcast, and 2002, Opie and Anthony, bullying a slow.

And we also have a crossover with blind mic talking about Julia Fox's book. We'll do some Dyer Man stuff. Michael Dolan says, what does I and ICP stand for? I can guess what CP means. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's an internet computer protocol.

It's the dumbest name for crypto. Which is, yeah, the worst name of all time. I was that possibly a thing anyone would endorse? All right. Jerry and I have a couple of clips. I'll get to your guys because you guys brought a lot of stuff. So Jerry put out a video today said, I sold the Queen video for $2,000.

Here's what I did with the money. First off, he could not believe he made $2,000. He is clicking his heels in the street. with this one. I couldn't have imagined this. And I, there was a guy who submitted the contact form to tell me that somebody wanted $2,000 for the video. And I sent him a message on WhatsApp.

I said, thank you. You are the one that your message got me to list this video for $2,000. He's never made a decision on his own, has he? No. Everyone else has to tell him what to do. And yet he wants to be the leader. Yep.

Yeah, he's the leader. Yeah. It's one of the things that Adam Bush, caught on very quickly. He wants to be a cult leader, but he seems like a follower so much. They're like, no one would be like, I wouldn't be like that guy.

And that shows like it's an openness. I had an openness to the world. Like, you know what? I'm open to this opportunity. And I will let it happen. And the queen said she didn't want me to sell the video. At $500, I was like, eh, I'll say no. $2,000, I don't care if you want me to sell the video.

I'm selling the video. Stop. calling her the queen and start calling her like that bitch or something. Right, yeah. That bitch. Reframe your mind around her, Jerry. Real quick tab. So Jerry says

500 bucks not enough. What's the price of your dignity? That's so crazy. Like 500,000. If the devil hasn't swooped in yet, he really should. Everything must go. The soul will be 80% off.

well it's also a really great endorsement for any women who are considering dating him now they all know that their price tag is $2,000 that's true well it might be less if they're not as good as the queen that's true that better be some damn good handholding let me tell you it's like if if if there's no good relationship with you here anyway i certainly i'm going to take my $2,000 and sell the video when you don't want to meet up with me anyway oh that was like a punishment Oh, yeah. Oh, so it's a double whammy. He gets a $2,000 plus he's punishing her for not meeting up with them.

Oh, you don't want this video to get out? Guess what I'm going to do. And now she doesn't get to be with a guy who has $2,000. Double punish. $2,000 fake computer dollars. That's right. He sold it for ICP. It's basically monopoly money.

Yes, he sold it for ICP. So let's hear about what he's doing with the money because this is insane. we're going to be reflecting on what an amazing journey this has been oh no wait you what an amazing journey this has been you got to back that up to what he said before that because before that he was talking about um he was he was making an analogy of of having kids and someone just being a sperm donor and then not really doing anything to raise it and that moment of reflection is him realizing that that's what he's done he's doing with his kids I think oh there's this this long pause and you see all this shit play on his face of him kind of realizing that he has

fucked that too. That's hilarious. I got to Jerry fan. I don't know what's going to happen with it, but I did what I needed to do. It's like, it's like a child. I contributed my seed and now it's going to have a life of its own. It doesn't even have much to do with me. You're right. Oh, shit. He's like, No. That's brutal. Maybe I should have paid attention to my wife some more and met her needs a little bit. Oh, boy. All right.

I mean, that is. That's crazy. I would feel bad for him. But he really is like a bad person. And in watching all, like being in mesh and his content, he's so spiteful and vengeful. And selfish. And that's like selling this video. He's very upset with his ex-wife because she,

went on Hinge or some dating app and met a guy and they've been dating for like seven months or something. Yeah. And he's furious. And he lets it leak out every now and again. And so anytime I see something like this and I think, you know, oh, man, I feel so bad for this guy. I have to remember those moments where it's like he's not really a good person.

And like empathy is a tool being used against me, not for him. There are those little moments I can remember one specifically where he talked about not letting his ex-wife see the kids because he's like, well, I'm not going to let her spend time with them. And then he's like, I had to think about it. Maybe I should let her spend time. But it was like such a like selfish and douchy thing to do, like revengeful thing to do. Yeah. He also, that reminded me of another thing that really felt like that, which was he said, oh, you know, I wish I could meet somebody on one of the dating apps. Yes.

And it's like, oh, yeah, like you just, you want to say it, but you can't dare. Yeah, when he was talking about like wanting to meet a 20, his, he met his wife when she was 26, so he's going to be a 25 year old. So he'd be like, look at you, you old nasty bag. I got someone younger than you when we met. What an amazing journey this has been. I remember having a sense when I got divorced that I was going to have an amazing adventure ahead of me. And now I'm really tapping into it and feeling it. Like, this is awesome.

This is great fun. What's really cool about this, and I think this video is kind of boring as far as the Jerry video goes, but he's already declaring victory. There was a time when I didn't think I was going to be able to make this work, getting back on YouTube, making a living doing this, but look at me now. I'm on Easy Street. Jerry, you're still hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, and you're not making more money than you're spending every month,

even when you had your best month ever. You're going to have a $2,000 video to sell every day. and I'm going to use this money I used this money plus this money to buy off that ICP loan so I could unlock my $8,000 I'd use to get a $2,500 loan Wow

Wow So he is an endorser and an owner of ICP He couldn't even touch it because he owed money $200 to ICP So they're keeping that as collateral So then he And currently if I'm wrong on this because this does get confusing.

But so he took the money that he made where he's like, I can pay my rent this month. Nope. He's going to use that the path alone that he had so he can get the money that he's already invested into ICP and be able to use that. And listen to what he's using it for. I paid that off with this money. And now I'm going to snowball that into some defy and see if I can start making

$100 or $200 a day on defy. Anyone understand what he means by this? He's a genius. I, yes. because I had a friend of mine reach out. This was probably seven or eight, maybe 10 years ago when Crypto was early on. And it was like, here's this exchange. You know, you buy it with like $100 and they take your $100 and they trade it through all these coins.

And every time they trade it, it like goes up a little bit. And, you know, you can make like $1,000 in a month. So I think he's doing one of those where he's going to like bet his ICP against Defi or trade it and trade across. and I think it's all fake blockchain stuff that makes you look like you have money, but in the end you end up finding out that you can't get it out of anywhere. Okay. Because you can't exchange it into like Ethereum or Bitcoin that someone wants to buy. That is the problem.

So you're just stuck with a meme coin. Yes. So you can bounce it between these different meme coins that have a higher market cap or a higher, you know, value per coin thing. But it's all like unrealized gains until you can actually get it out of the system and you can't get it out of the system because nobody's buying it. It's all high scores on Donkey Kong. Maybe they'll make a documentary someday, but that's all you got, man.

Yeah. Lucy, any thoughts on this? He's, I don't know if he's worse at dating or money. I really don't. You know what I was going to say? Then I was like, no, no. I can't say that. I was thinking the same thing.

Yeah. You know, and it's interesting because obviously we've seen how he manipulates women a lot right now. with the Queen video with the yoga studio stuff. But this is, he's manipulating himself with ICP right now. Because he talked about, so he used to be in crypto years ago. And that was one of the times he built up a fortune.

And one of the times he became a millionaire, according to him. And then what he found out was, because he was doing all these videos just like he is now getting people excited about this one cryptocurrency and people are buying into it. So the value of it rose people were buying it. And then when he went to cash out,

there were no buyers. So like, you were talking about Tab. Yeah. If it says on the computer screen or on your phone that it's worth this much per coin and you have this many coins, neat, but there needs to be a buyer on the other edge of that. Like, you could have a Mickey Manor rookie card, but if no one cares about the Mickey Metal rookie card, it's worth zero. Yeah. My friend sent me a video from in the before times when Jerry was hawking steam, and it was another crypto reviewer guy talking about how Jerry Banfield was like the piece of shit of the week or something.

and he was basically doing a WATP segment on these old Jerry videos that were about nothing. And it was amazing watching that and just being like, nothing's changed. It's the same stuff. Like just the decal is different on the outside. I want to thank Ray DeVito for getting here with his insane clown posse reference for ICP. First one to figure out that connection. Thank you, Ray. Good to see you, buddy.

Thanks for being here. And then I'm going to use that defy money to make videos on my crypto. reviews channel and then I'm going to have a referral link and I'm just going to print as much money as I can. Wait, why does he need money to make videos on that channel? I think the videos is what gets people to buy the coins that he just said, I'm going to use that money to make videos on. Okay, let me hear that again.

Yeah. Because yeah, because he's, he was using the money. The $8,000 was going to go into defy that's going to snowball. into $200, $200 a day. And then, yeah, what's the next thing, underpants? And then I'm going to use that defy money to make videos on my crypto reviews channel. And then I'm going to have a referral link. And I'm just going to print as much money as I can.

Yeah, I don't know. Why does he need defy money in order to make videos for a channel? You don't need, he doesn't need money to make videos for a channel. No, he's got the equipment. No, he's in some kind of, he's in some kind of chat room thing with this stuff. and he's doing the fucking Facebook ads for gaming again. And so he pays into the thing to get the people to watch. And then the views, he sells back to the, the,

okay, coin market to say like, see, I'm hawking your shit. And the coin market goes, yeah, sure, you're hawking our shit. Here's a few extra ICP or some shit. That's my guess. Tapp, I hate that you kind of understand this. I've been watching way too much. I'm getting too into Jerry. All right.

Well, I think he's got it all figured out. Here we are making fun of him. I mean, he's got, uh, he's got a way to make a lot of money now. Isn't that awesome? That is awesome. That is awesome, Jay. Awesome. He's like a little kid thinking about Santa Claus.

It's coming. It's like, isn't that awesome? We're going to get a bike. He's so happy with himself. Yes. He's so great. Uh, all right. Lucy, I want to go through, uh, through your clips.

And, uh, we, we just have a lot to get to. Hopefully we don't get jerryed out. because this guy is a handful. He sure is. So I was, of course, looking at the infamous yoga studio video. Yes. I can't wait to talk about those. Absolutely amazing.

We're going to watch almost the entire thing because every single second of this one, as all of his videos is truly, truly incredible. All right. We'll start out with the beginning. And I'm wondering, is there anywhere I can go where I can be surrounded by my people? people who want to have real honest conversations

and aren't whiny complainers that any time are willing to just go eh, eh, eh. He's such a child. I love it when... Okay, so he's starting out this video. We get to see the background that he has here. We know that he is going to be talking about

some review that he has gotten for his yoga studio, which he's no longer a part of. and he starts out with complaining about whiny complainers and behaving like a small child. So now in my next clip, we are going to get to hear him read this Yelp review that is the catalyst for all of his current problems. Motivated this lead today. Well, I got an email from the yoga studio I go to while I don't go there anymore. They said that they're giving me a studio etiquette warning, which I have to say based on all of what they shared, actually pretty nice. the way they handled it. Because there were two issues they had. One is that some of the internet trolls

who watched my videos went and blew up their reviews making videos or making reviews on their yoga studio promoting me. And I mean, these are clearly from internet trolls. Like this is this is stuff that everybody would know from online. This doesn't represent, you know, interactions with people in person. He wears his shirt with his name on it claims to be a famous YouTuber which I am and tells female clients to join his school like this claims

1100 fucking views on this video claims to be a famous YouTube which I am what an asshole I love yeah he's kind of skipped over the push his crypto thing yeah you know that was funny I think he probably does do it seems to be a famous YouTuber

which I am and tells female clients to join his school like this is a ridiculous part of this like That's a ridiculous part. One of the funniest things I've ever seen hanging out with Dick Masterson was during one of the live shows years and years ago. We were out to breakfast and the waiter comes over and looks at him and goes, you kind of look like a famous person. And Dick very vehemently said, I am a famous person. That was Jerry in this moment.

I am a famous YouTuber. Well, Jerry also claims the video for $2,000. Yes. Jerry also claims that this has to be from an internet troll and not from somebody in the studio because he never does any of these things in the studio. But then he later describes, he's like, oh, yeah, well, of course I wear a shirt with my name on it when I go out in public because that's how I get additional views on my channel. And of course I tell people that I'm a famous YouTuber because that's how I get additional.

And of course I tell people about crypto. So it's like, no, no, no, no. This absolutely could have been somebody from your studio. So I guess we'll go into my next clip here. And we get to see more of his obsession. The reason I deleted everything last year online is being tired of this. I just want to be a regular person who doesn't get random people on the internet to drop reviews on the yoga studio I go to that are trolling me. Like that's, I respect that's pretty hardcore.

I can't imagine following someone and caring enough to go do that. At the same time, I said, you know, they sent me, there are more than one review. I'm sorry, I kept to go out a little bit too long. I fucked up. I should have worn my shirt that has my name on it today. Damn it. You're not going to get any new subscribers. Yeah.

Well, mine is like Coca-Cola merchandise for the soda. Just happens to have my name on it. I've seen that actually. I struggle with this so much because he's saying, you know, I can't imagine following somebody so much and caring enough to go and write this fake troll review. He's literally obsessed with the queen. Brings her up every single video all day every day. You can't imagine being that, you know, at caring.

Also, a lot of these low cows do this where they get confused with, you know, someone just having a fun time and messing with someone as being obsessed. He must be obsessed with me. It's like, no, it took me like seven seconds to write that review and post it. Now you're talking about it. That's kind of funny. Also, he frames a lot of the beginning of this video with like this review is the bad thing. And there's a lot of discussion in the comments on this video that's like, hey, man, this isn't cool. Don't fuck with the business. It's a five-star review.

I'm sure it's a little bit annoying that it's in there for them. But overall, it's helping them in the algorithm. Now, if you went in there and put a one-star reviewer and like Jerry Banfield goes here and he's a creepo, that I could get. It really seems like the complaint is more about what you're going to get into later with what he's actually doing on-premises. Right, which is fascinating. But yeah, if you're giving businesses five-star reviews, anyone who's going to read this who's looking to join the yoga studio is going to know that this is clowning someone. Yeah. No one's going to take this seriously.

Jerry's going to explain to the yoga studio. So obviously the yoga studio people see this review and he is going to explain to them that this is just weirdos on the internet. They're just trolls. And then he is going to explain what Tab just alluded to. So kind of reviews. obviously written by internet trolls. But then I replied and I'm like, sorry, this just happens. And they're like, well, we've had students and teachers complain that you ask them two personal questions.

And, you know, we want you to just come and go on the yoga studio. And if someone is signaling, they don't want to connect with you, then don't talk with them. I'm like, oh, so when I asked the instructor, the yoga instructor the other day if she had a boyfriend, that was too personal? We're not allowed to ask. It gets worse. And then I guessed how old she was. I mean, guys, what's the last time we asked a woman, how old she was? Or guests at their age, a cute way of doing that.

There are two things you don't do. Don't ask women their age and don't ask them if they're pregnant. Right. Yeah. The next way that that conversation could get even worse is like, so what do you weigh? Like, 1.35. 40, you know, like, she's right. If he squeezed a boom and went Hong Kong, that'd be less offensive that I put your

over under at 52. It's not great. He talks about this a lot in his videos where he's like, I talk to women and they, you know, they're nice. We're in person. We have a good conversation. Then I text him and like, we set up a date. Then they cancel.

It's like, yeah, it's called being polite. They're being polite to you when they're in person because Kaley can probably a, test this. They don't want you to kidnap them and put them in the back of your fucking Nissan Ultima. So they figured they'll be nice to you and then once they're away and you text them, they can just be like, oh, sorry

it wasn't feeling a connection. Yes, once I am safe from the famous YouTuber wearing a shirt with his own name on it trying to sell me crypto, then we're okay and we never have to talk about. I guess how old she was and she was offended at that.

So I guess she complained after that. Like, cheer, you got to, you gotta guess. I don't even know the answer. I was going to say younger so that she feels like she looks good, but I don't even know what the right answer is. I'm sure he did it wrong. So do you, do you take third input, right? You know, like, holy shit.

Really? We can't have regular conversations. What kind of a superficial environment is this? Where you spend money, you spend hours and hours of this place, but you can't ask ordinary questions. asking about a boyfriend and age is too personal? All right.

And I guess maybe there are students that mention that, you know. Uh-oh. What to do with these students? This is a guy that when he was drinking, every bartender was into him.

Like, no, man, they're just being polite because you're paying to be there and they need you to make a paycheck. Well, there was a tell there, right? So he goes, I'm paying money. And those questions,

too personal, you're not at a strip club. You're not getting a lap dance at the champagne room. Then yeah, fucking ask away. That's that you're paying money. Go for it. Absolutely. When I sign up for yoga class, a part of that agreement is not, and I get to hit on all the women

however I want to. Right. Right. I mean, if it is, I haven't been to that yoga studio. No, that's why he's getting this etiquette complaint, because I'm sure that there's some kind of thing that's like you won't be a fucking creepy pervert in the yoga room, knowing that women are wearing those tight-ass pants. You just looked down to him. He's got a big toe in his mouth.

He's like, it's on my bat. I mean, what are you supposed to do here? I paid for this. You're right. I paid a beat. Salutation. And Jerry, do you have a boner? Do you have a boner again?

Supertip.g.g. slash WATP. Q5, your life coming up with $10. Thank you. How much would you spend for a Jerry Banfield sex tape? Producer Chris would go into bankruptcy for that, I think. Carl eats poop three. Okay. Uh, devil and man.

I can't wait to start my next amazing journey as a homeless buffoon. Bring your phone with you, please. Videotape it. Ask Man 69. Lucy, when will you call me back? My mother loves me and my due dads are full. I need a release. And God told me you would do it.

And actually, he said you should obey me. I got to get closer to God. Yeah. It's not going to work out the Jews. Sorry. No. Shit. Jay Loyder.

how do you even get to Thailand when you are hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt? Does he think if he moves there, his debts go away? I love Lucy. He doesn't have to go to Thailand. That's the other thing about him being like, I have to go to these places. No, that's not the point.

Yeah, they'll come to you. They want to come to America. Hamilton Burger, we miss you on YouTube and Patreon, Lucy. I miss you guys too. Hawaiian Pizza, 87. I don't feel bad for him. He tries to manipulate women. He's completely self-centered and ironically becomes the opposite of what women want.

Look at this and screw Dame Taff with 99 cents. Thank you very much. Analingis says, as soon as I change my name from Kaylee Heywood, you blow me. Lucy's back on your show. It figures. I did like that name. It was fun.

I enjoyed it. Did it work? Because I'm not really, I'm not married to hamburger. I'll tell you that. Hawaii pizza. 87. Hey, I'm Jerry, like my shirt says.

Nice downward dog. I'm a famous YouTuber. Can I get your number, invite you to my school, and give you crypto tips? How old are you? Are you single? Is this weird? Also, this is not the first yoga studio he's been kicked out of, because he was kicked out of one before he left YouTube. Oh, yeah.

Because he was giving people his book with his phone number in it. And he was like, well, I'm just giving it. My phone numbers in all of my books, because it's about like, you know, investing or something. And it's like, yeah, people don't want your fucking book, dude. I mean, I do. Like a Hari Krishna out here. And now that you have my book, why can, you know, you give me like $20?

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, here's my, uh, my rap CD. Oh, fuck. All right. How much money don't have to give you? Now that you've got it, maybe an over the pants handy. Uh, do you want to set this next clip that we have?

Uh, where are we at? Uh, this is 323. Um, so, all right. This is he's basically going to explain to us that he is a polarizing powerful guy and that that is one of his most positive qualities, which I would argue is probably not accurate. Got it. There's mostly women at this studio. And the challenge is I'm a polarizing, powerful guy.

And it only takes out of all the times I go one or two women to whine that, well, I didn't like this guy. he was talking to me. And I guess that's what happened. And it's like, damn, I can't, I can't even go to the studio and just have conversations. Like, I, I, I can't stand just having superficial conversations. I like to ask people deeper questions. You know, if this was HR pulling him in for a meeting,

he wouldn't be doing a good job defending himself. Oh, so I creeped out two out of the eight women in the class. I mean, 25%. No, it's all the review. The reviews the problem. It's a review. I also just don't understand. I like to ask people the deeper questions.

ASL is not a deeper question. We're not like getting really into. No, no, no. You're trying to figure out, is she bangable or not? That's not a deep question in any way, shape, or form. In addition to that, I, you know, we don't talk about Jerry being an in-sell a lot, I feel like. But what an in-sell argument. He's like, I'm so big and tough and women are so whiny, and that's why they don't like me.

Yeah. He literally said wine. Women are whining too much. Jesus. But it reminds me. Just because one or two of them, whined. Yeah. Do you guys remember when Jerry Sandusky,

former coach, defensive coordinator for the Penn State, Nittney Lions, it was discovered that he was having his way with young boys in the shower and stuff. And this was a big scandal at Penn State. And Bob Costas interviewed him during like a football. I wanted to say it was like Monday football

or somebody was interviewing him. And Jerry said us, Bob's like, so are any of these allegations about children too? And Jerry said, he doesn't know, like, I love children. I mean, children are so important to me.

I want to be around children all the time. I'm like, okay, are you sure you want to be saying this right now? You know what you're accused of, right? Like, everything Jerry is saying is just like, oh, it sounds like you're a giant creep and you knew this was coming, that eventually these women were going to complain about you. And he will double down on all of that. Oh, good. Yeah, as we move on through this.

So I want to pose to you guys a question, which is he started out by saying, I think that this review was from people who aren't in the studio. Based on his next comments, how can that possibly be? And I've been going to this yoga studio for most of the year. I haven't made one friend.

Not one friend with anybody there. Not once have I... Well, well, I did meet the queen there. And I wouldn't be surprised if she complained at some point, like, you know, after things didn't work out, I would guess that she probably complained because then she feels like she can't go there anymore because of meeting me there.

Yeah. Yeah. If I were the queen, I would not be going in that yoga studio ever again. And the instructor felt like that and all of the other students felt like that. Wow. Look at how quickly he caught himself. I haven't made any friends there. Well, except for one and I started stalking her immediately.

Well, probably might be you, Jerry. Yeah, I found her. I made her extremely uncomfortable. I tried to extort her. I tried to manipulate her. It's been great. Absolutely great. So, yeah, I think that these reviews,

he claims, again, that these must be from internet people. I think it's six and one, half a dozen of the other. He goes on to explain in this video, again, it's all gold. But he explains that the yoga studio after these complaints,

after these reviews, still wants him to be a member. However, he canceled his membership. And he says that the reason for that is because he needs to go somewhere where people aren't, behaving like this because to him, this is unacceptable behavior.

Yeah, yeah, he's pissed at all of them. I don't know if you had the clip, but I remember at one point he says like, should I be hanging out in nightclubs? Like, you're a lot of talking to people like this at nightclubs. Like, cheer, you're an alcoholic. You shouldn't be hanging out nightcloths. That ship has sailed.

But also, there are other ways to ask women if they're, like you can say to a woman, I'm single. And then see how that goes. Like, does that lead somewhere? Don't ask her her age. I don't know. There was a previous video where he was in this whole cold approach,

uh, segment of his life. And he talked about cold approaching a woman after the yoga class. And, and he was like, oh, you know, you're,

are you single? And she's like, no, I'm married. And then he asked, he, in his retelling the story, he's like,

then bitch, why don't you have a ring on? You know, hopefully see my time with this. It was less aggressive than that, but she was just like, like, I don't,

I don't wear it an exercise class or something. because it gets all slippery. If I was, you have a sister. It's like, yeah, I'm sure that lady was like, wow, that became intensely uncomfortable very suddenly. Yeah, no ship. Yeah. That's exactly the perfect lead in, actually, because in the next little segment that we're going to watch, Jerry basically poses the question, how will he know how to pursue a woman if he doesn't know that she's single? So he has to ask.

Yes. You like that I have a conversation asking, you know, it's a. It's not like I asked what to me, I'm not asking like, what's your favorite sexual position with your boyfriend? Or, you know, I'm not asking anybody how much money they make every year. And, you know, a woman that's very friendly, it seems reasonable to ask if she's in a relationship or not. So I know rather to hit on her or not.

Because some women, believe it or not, do want to be hit on. But the thing is, you don't know who you're talking to. And I've tried to be indirect. and I've had women hit on me at that yoga studio. And, you know, I didn't, I didn't even, I wasn't even ready for it. Then, you know. I'm guessing the fatties. He hates the fatties.

He is not a fan of those fatties. All right. Let's continue on. If you don't tell me if you're, if you'll fuck me or not, I'm not going to hit on you. Come on, throw me a boat here. We've, we've talked a lot about his clothes lately. And obviously, there's a lot of clothing. here. So he thinks that his shirts are his best marketing tool.

I'm going to stop wearing shirts with my name on it. I've worn shirts with my name on it for years so that, you know, it generates conversation. It gets people to follow me online. But I'd imagine at least one person who complained in person. They did look me up online. They did find my videos. And then they probably complained after that. After finding my videos, then they decided because that's, that's happened before. It's still a view, though, isn't it? So I'm gonna stop wearing shirts with my name on it because I was I enjoyed wearing shirts with my name on it when people recognized me in person They could say hi like I was at the gym one day and this guy saw my name on my shirt and he's like hey bro we used to play call duty 10 years ago I used to love watching your game in streams So that's great I'm so happy for him he wants to be famous so badly

He is famous I know I should pull out this book. A really important book that wrote. I was famous on the internet. I'm waiting for the sequel. Guess who got famous on the internet again? All right. And rich with ICPA.

All right. So now, okay, this is perhaps one of the craziest things. Because again, sometimes I feel like Jerry has a really great attitude and is very self-aware, self-aware,

maybe not. But he has a great attitude about things. He wants to be happy. He wants to enjoy life. He is going to realize here that he's been crossing the line for weeks. Coming for weeks that, you know, I could feel this before there was any evidence. And in some cases, maybe I even felt it before I even did anything that contributed to it. I realized that asking women if they had a boyfriend could be crossing the line.

Oh, but you know what? I want to show up somewhere where it's not crossing. the line. Right. You know, maybe I need to go to a nightclub or something where I can, I can not cross the line with what to me is ordinary conversations. It seems yoga studios are incredibly sensitive environments where... Bunch of bitches, right? Some women will hit on me. And yet others incredibly sensitive, you talk to them for five seconds too long. You say the exact, you know, you even, you know, probably somebody complained that I didn't even say anything. You'd have a problem with or you'd think you know seriously like there was this one woman I was talking to

one day and I was having a very ordinary conversation with her and she started acting weird like I just looked out of the boulder at my yoga pants it got all upset with me you know that's the other thing though actually so he talks about how he talks to women I want to know how far away he stands from them oh it's a good point I want to know what he's doing with his hands I want to know like he So this woman is just for some reason, all of a sudden, not engaged? That can't be. Weird. Like, I didn't ask if she had a boyfriend or anything.

She started acting really weird all of a sudden. And I just walked out. I'm like, I wouldn't be surprised for a woman like that. It was like, ew, why was that guy talking to me? Yes. I wouldn't be surprised either, Jerry. Yeah. Turns out, ew.

I would say that he's got to let the women approach him. That's probably a smart strategy. But he's not going to go to this. class anymore. And I thought he was in it for the exercise and staying in shape and being healthy. Turns out he's only there to fuck chicks. Or when they're like, hey, stop being creepy on chicks. He's like, I'm out of here. Yep. I mean, he basically admits that in this video. I was like, well, then why the fuck what I do yoga? It's hilarious. What's the next club here? Oh, yeah, he wants to let women approach him. Yeah. And other people, it seems like you need to let women approach you. Like,

I've had women hit on me at these yoga studios. It seems I got to just sit there and wait for them to hit on me. But some people have asked, do you? Yeah, I'll be waiting a long time. That's the problem with that. I've tried that strategy too. Doesn't work out real well. Yeah.

Even like doing yoga? Do you even enjoy it? And I'm like, you know, I like the result. I like being in shape. I like the stretch. But I am tired of yoga studios. I'm tired of this environment where you've got You know, women that are scantily clad that then if you say anything, you know, it's,

it just feels unsafe to even talk. Those hossies are wearing these tight pants and you can't even stare at their ass. What's the problems? He's complaining about the fact that a hippie-dippy yoga studio is a safe place for women while saying that it is not a safe place for himself because he wants to ogle their booties. Yeah. Like to even open my mouth as a man, it's like anything I say is going to end up generating a complaint. Like at some point, if I talk to enough people, somebody's going to complain about me.

Well, he gave me a compliment on my sweater. I don't feel safe anymore. It's like I need to just go somewhere. Maybe I need to go the gym or just keep changing studios. Just keep going to different yoga studios and being myself. But I don't know if I even want to do yoga. I've done yoga for years. and I've been having this weird feeling in my heel.

It seems like doing yoga is contributed to that. And yeah, yoga's often very boring. Like I just do the workout, but I'm not that into it. Okay. It's about the chicks is what we've worried about this. Definitely. Which, listen, I'm not throwing any shade. It's a good reason to go to a yoga class.

So they tell you you're a creep and you get to go. Yeah, I was going to say, until you get a warning about being a weirdo in there. Right. And the solution to that show. not be. Well, let me find other yoga studios to terrorize. Yeah, I know. And he's already put this out there online. So it's, I can see every other yoga studio

in the St. Pete's area just putting his picture behind the fucking front counter. Do you not serve downward and talk to this man? And it's just any, literally any screen grab from his danger. Did he get his money's worth, though, at this?

studio. But I went there and I did get a lot of good workouts. But for all the time I went there and all the money I spent there, there's got to be some better places I can go to get better workouts, to meet more women, to make some guy friends. I mean, lately I was talking to as many guys as women at the yoga studio. Who knows, maybe there was even a guy that complained about me at some point. Like, you know, bro, this guy was just wearing a shirt with his name on it and he was talking too much.

is he hitting on guys I do know there's like some of that pickup artistry thing is it tells you to flirt with guys because it practices you for flirting with girls and it's easier because you don't actually want anything

and I wonder if some of the guys he's been watching that's fine that kind of thing yeah that's why I know did he say that he's like I mean I find some guy's attractive but no that's a good point because he watches like Bobby Rios. And Bobby Rial are these guys. Tired of practice and stuff.

Yeah. Well, Carl, if you want to move on to some of tabs clips, we could do this last one as our last clip for the yoga studio video. There's lots, lots more clips. But this one is just Jerry is thinking about whether or not he's going to change his behavior, which at this point, he's admitted he knows his behavior is wrong weeks ago. He knows that he's not doing great. He knows that in order to be able to get women, he has to go terrorize other yoga studios.

So is he going to change? So a lot of times in these situations, people would think, you know, they asked me to modify my behavior. No, I'm not going to modify my behavior. All right. That's our Jerry. You got to love the guy. Very proud. So I think this actually is a good lead in for the.

this Instagram reel that he made. Yeah. This woman, he was at her podcast. She was interviewing him. And she is like into astrology and witchcraft and who the fuck else knows what's going on. She's a little out there. And they put together this like sketch that they do with each other that I think is very much based on real life for Jerry Badger. It is.

So this is based on a story that he told on his podcast. Okay. on one of his videos that they are now reframing where he was in the park one evening taking a walk. A woman walked past him walking her dog, I think was, and she said, you know, hello, just a polite passing on the sidewalk, hello. And then he stops and turns around and says, you're very pretty. I'd like to take you on a date or something along those lines in his like cold approach era, which was 17 days ago. Right. And then she was like, get the fuck away from me.

And so then him and this other podcaster lady are made this to kind of be like, this is the way it should have happened. Right. This is Lindsay Dorio. And this is the rewriting the creep in the park story. Hello. You're really pretty. Get away from me.

Hey, why the harsh commentary? What? You're not trying to beat me? If I was out looking to do evil, I wouldn't lead with a compliment. Really? Because I think that's how the devil works. Tell the patriarchy that. I was thinking I'd invite you out on a date and have dinner. Maybe if it went well, we don't have a family and kids and stuff.

Well, that's not what my subconscious threat defense said. Okay, so the scripted version is him asking her to marry him after walking past on the sidewalk. True romance. I thought we go get dinner and then we'd marry, have a bunch of children, eventually grow apart, you know, maybe separate. What? The only reason I'm talking to you is because you're pretty So you have like pure intentions I'm just trying to be a good feminist, okay?

The only reason I'm talking to is because you're pretty Oh so you have a good intentions Nope Which yoga studio did he meet this chick at also? Yeah, she's tiny I could have just accepted the compliment And affirm that I have the power in the situation I'll have a good time

I had been wanting a good time Why am I so blocked from it? I guess this is exactly what I've been calling it is for someone to just fall out of the sky and ask me out. Gender homie unlocked is a high five. That was a terrible high five. That's brutal. They did that six takes. It was great.

This is the type of stuff that I imagine that Elliot Roger was imagining right before he went truly crazy. Like this is how he wanted all of the world to work. Holy shit. Multiple people said me that. I think you said it to TV too today, right, Deb? Yeah. Yeah. I think Cardiff said this to me like

What the fuck is going out with this guy? But that's The ideal Jerry Who goes, hey, I just said you were pretty And I want to marry you. What's the problem? All right, yeah, let's do that. The one was just like, yeah, that's horrible. That sounds right.

Tab, what video were you checking out? So I checked out a couple of a couple of different ones. There was this one that the singles event So he went to a speed dating thing. He made a thing about that.

And then he went to a singles event in Sarasota, which is different from where he lives. It's like it's like an hour away. And so he goes there and, you know, he decided he's going to stop wearing the stuff with his name on a shirt. And in that video, he talks about how he's going to start dressing like a movie star. Now he hasn't had gotten time to get the cash advance yet to go out to the store and get his. I forgot he said movie stars. Oh, yeah. What year is it?

I got to dress like a movie star. Brad Pitt is flip-flops on, man. What are he talking about a movie star? So my first clip is he asked, sorry. Yeah. My first clip is him, he's looking at the event on Facebook and he asked chat GBT to assess if it's going to be a good mix of men and women. Oh, weird.

Okay. but then I start up these new vlogs and I start talking about all these dating stories Right am I on the wrong Yeah you're in the wrong one Singles of those where I want to go Yeah got it Sorry this one was called promoted by WATP

So I obviously was attracted to that Oh will you if you want to play that No no no no no you set this up Let's know that you're watching him I walk in And I am there waiting for my wristband And I see there's this one woman there's a list of people who said they were going,

a hundred and some people that on the website, the place had, you could see all these people that are going. I literally copied and pasted the names into chat GPT because my initial read was this looks like a sausage fest. Like this is going to be mostly dudes, but man, I just got to try it.

So I pasted it in a chat GPT and it said is probably 70-30. But dudes versus women. I'm like, man, but I'm like, all right, we'll just do it. It'll be content. He cannot,

he cannot make a decision for himself. Nope. He can't look at a list and go, okay, that's what I want. He's got to run it through a filter. It's insane. How many of these Fred Dick and Harries are actually men?

All of them. Well, thank you, Chad GPT. I wasn't sure. But, but that's not all that he did with chat, GBT, of course.

So he also asked it, you know, what should I wear chat GBT? And I, I'm not an AI user. I don't use it for anything in my daily life. I don't, I haven't used it for anything really at all. But these people, and I know people use it for work and that's what it is. But like these people that are using it as like a crutch in their socialize are fucking terrifying.

What is Jerry wearing? So I get there by myself. I'm not meeting anybody there. I got my little green wristband on. I'm in my, you know, $200 outfit that I got from State and Liberty that looks like corporates. and boring, which really doesn't match with my personality that well, but I need to get some movie star shirts and stuff that properly show my personality, but this is the best I've got to work with right now, so we're going to wear it. And I literally asked Chat Chupit, what I should wear.

I'm like, I don't know what to wear. I gave it a screenshot the event. It told me to wear the blue polka dot shirt and my gray slacks with it, and then my shoes and my black belt. I'm like, all right, thanks for dressing me, Chad CDPT. I really need. Why does Chet GPT know his whole wardrobe? I was just going to say, how did that know about the Pocodod shirt? Yeah. Yeah. Do you take photos of his entire closet and upload them?

I don't know how that works. Wow. Okay. You know, I've consulted women friends of mine when I was going out on a date with like, what do you think? Is this shirt right? But those are human beings that I know personally in my life. Right.

You trust their opinion on. can chat gpt tell him to currently fix his fucking collar and like it's putting in all caps on the screen he's just ignoring it for some reason uh yeah this this outfit that he's wearing is like uh this i don't know what he's going for like uh wealthy main at leisure but he just kind of looks he looks like he just got home from a bender uh movie star i think is what he's going for at movie star yeah uh so he's at he's at the event uh he talks he tells us about in so much detail about this event, like how shitty the parking is. He goes in.

He tries to go to the bar to get a mock tail. The line is super long. And I almost pulled this clip, but there's like too much I was pulling. But he's like, if I had to wait in that line when I was drinking, I would have gotten like so many drinks saying that they were for other people then gone and sat at a table and just drank them all by myself. And I was like, whoa, Jerry. I mean, listen, I've been there too. If I'm waiting a long time, I'm getting more than one drink. but so he goes over to to the outside singles area and leans up against a chair and then just

stares at everyone until he spots a lady jerry spots a lady okay in the first place i do see these two women come up in front of me one of them is attractive they both have green wristbands they both got a drink i'm like uh this one i'm each okay i'm just i'm just watching i watched this tall dude with a beard come up and uh just kind of regular shirt nothing special outfit and he starts talk with them and he talks with them for like 10 15 minutes then this other woman

he's staring at them for 15 minutes watching these people just have a conversation what a creep yeah you know what they're talking about is that dude still staring at us can you stay here with us we need a little bit of protection also this means that the women are enjoying themselves

right that's how that works that's what that means I tried to get away She comes up and approaches him She like interrupts him talking to these two women Now this this woman As she was she was attractive enough But I don't know there's just something about her

I'm like I don't know That's not the one to mess with like if she approaches me maybe I'm not gonna go try and talk to her I mean I don't But if I mean you know It's just wreaks of desperation Doesn't it? I'm a little off of her

he's upset with this dude because the dude approaches these too late he's at a singles event you go just chat with people if there's a conversation going in you kind of like join it and and talk to people that's what it's there for why is it the leering like the rest of us i i imagine him i imagine him in uh the scene in dumb and dumber when they're at the big gala and he sends uh he sends harry out to go talk to mary's uh swanson and he's like i'm going to stay here at the bar and put out the vibe and they keep cutting back to him and he's like making all kinds of weird poses like pulling his jacket away. I imagine that's what Jerry thinks that he's doing. He's like, I'm just going to I'm a magnet and they're just going to come. Fun to mess with. Like if she approaches me, maybe,

I'm not going to go try and talk to her though. Something's a little off with her. I'm not feeling her. And I watch her interrupt this guy. I'm like, why is she approaching this dude right now? There's a bunch of other dudes. This guy's not even good looking. Like he's, you know, he's a regular looking dude he's not some chad with like chiseled abs he's just a regular looking guy in kind of a plain polo shirt that you know he's got a not a much of a belly but he's not some lean rifted dude this i bet chat gbt he didn't even dress him also tab you're so right not as only is he doing this pose but he's mentioned a couple of times now that he's wearing this green wristband not only is he doing these little poses over at the bar wherever he's standing but he's also constantly pulling

his little shirt sleeve down to make sure that all the women can see his green wrist fan part of this thing guys did you guys did you guys did you guys did he did the lady approach that guy because it looked like he was interested being interesting and having fun yeah jillis constantly judging other guys and like how hot they are and whether or not they're losers i don't know if you you guys have probably not gone to one of these in because but i have i've gone to like these singles dating events they're absolutely awful you do just kind of like wander around a bar area and step into different conversations and in and out.

Some of the people are extremely boring and some of them are not. Sometimes you end up getting chatted up by a guy and you're like, what the fuck is going on here? Sometimes you're standing by some porta potty's and a bunch of tech bros chat you up. There's just no telling what's going on. Yeah. But yeah, he has no idea.

Strategy and approach for this. He's just staring at people and waiting for them to come up to him. This is the one place he doesn't have to open with, are you single? Right. You can still ask. but at least you know the answer to one of your two go-to questions. Yeah.

So he's, he's, I got the clip Jerry No Game. He's got absolutely no idea what he's going to do here to talk to these people. He gets, he, he will play the clip. I don't remember exactly what this was, no, that I'm. Well, I am standing there like a complete tool. If you were to look at me, you'd figure this guy is not going to talk to anyone. and then leave. Like, if you look at me, you're like,

what is this guy doing? He's running no game. He's making zero effort. And he's just standing there, looking at everybody, watching what's happening. And that's what I'm doing. And I'm watching my,

I'm constantly looking at the clock. I'm thankful my mom is texting me. I'm like, all right, cool, mom. You get my phone out. Get my phone. I'll see my mom.

Hey, Bob, can you can see like a popular at the singles event? Wow. Is his mom like, Hey, Jerry, how's the singles event going? Like, what the fuck, dude? My mom's got to say,

oh, here's a picture of a dog and my kids. Thanks, mom. Give me something to do here. Something to do. Talk to the way it is. That's why you're there. Yeah. And I'm wondering, I wondered watching this video, at what point did he

like come to this conclusion? They looked like a tool sitting there. Because I think this is all hindsight what I did wrong. and not in the moment. I think in the moment he's just like, hey, hey, hey, hey, him, him, him, me, him, me. No, right, right. Yeah, yeah.

It's hilarious. So my, my next clip, this gregarious guy that he's already pissed off at it comes around and fucking roast Jerry. And Jerry is not fucking having it. Putting out that wavelength. Meanwhile, this dude comes by and this is one of the, you know, Owen Cook on a, he's, he's hollering and everybody's talking everybody. Yeah, bro. Hey, you nice shirt, bro.

You look like you're here from the IT department. And I'm like, I'm laughing. I'm like, all right. Cool, you know, cool. That's reasonable. I do look like I just came from work and I just went straight to this mixer. But that's what I do look like. I didn't pull the clip, but he's so proud of this outfit because like the shirt

cost $100. The pants cost $100. The white, he's wearing a very expensive watch. He's like, he thinks he's put together. and this guy just comes around and just like, yo, I. T. Jerry, you turn it off and on again. And Jerry, Jerry is still like hours later,

just like, fuck, that guy got me so good. Yeah, and it's hilarious. You're just like, which was actually kind of a sick bird. I'll give him credit for it. It really hurt his feelings. So remember he saw the ladies. So he's standing there. He's been standing in the same spot for 15 or 20 minutes.

Yep. Just fucking watching people. He's watching. There's some dancing going on. He thinks about doing that, but he decides just he's watching. He's like, he's so stuck in his own head this entire time. He drove an hour to go to this thing. Finally, the ladies, he's standing in front of a table. The table clears out. And the one of the two ladies you saw earlier come and sit down in front of him. And he's like, oh, oh, maybe I got my shot. Jerry, first non-contact. There's nobody sitting there. She sits in the chair right in front of me. I'm like, all right, this is getting, this is, she wanted, I can tell she wanted, want me to push upon it, force you know it, I'm all on it. I'm like, all right, these are the things that women do to get a guy's attention. Maybe they don't even do it consciously. But women, I mean, this one woman was actually approaching dudes.

But I noticed that what women will often do is just kind of get near you. if they want to talk to you rather than risking getting ridgag mat next to me. What am I not supposed to talk to her? Right. What year is it seriously? Like this one girl I can see her entire ankle. These two women are dressing very provocatively here. He's also like, okay, so she finally got close to me.

Mom, texting back soon. Right, yeah. He's got no strategy for that. G2G, mom. Some girls are approaching men. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone's single. It's a singles event.

Rejected or start the conversation. They'll just kind of position. themselves near you and hope you take a hint. I'm like, all right, well, this is looking good, but I don't take the hint. She said now they're back to me. She didn't make eye contact. I'm like, whatever. Maybe she just wants a place to sit.

If this is going to happen, it'll happen. But just the two of us being physically next to each other will make it happen if it's going to happen. So I stand there for five more minutes looking like a tool. So he spends five minutes watching these people have a conversation and beat in front of him. And in his own head for that whole five minutes, he's just like, well, she's near me, but she didn't look at me. You know, and women, and he's like,

were you watching Bobby Rios and Cameron, what's his name, videos in his head and just being like, all right. So, you know, how do I come in here, like really trying to sleaze it up? Until finally, he gets bull. Go ahead. Oh, I was going to say, this is the place. Okay, so he complains a whole bunch about, like, you can't even tell a woman that she's got a nice,

sweater. You're not even allowed to say nice things to women anymore and blah, blah, blah, and women are just whiny little cunts. This is the place where you can say, nice sweater. Yeah. And then a conversation has opened. Yeah, he's, he's been on this cold approach thing and like you're at a singles event. It's all warm approaches. She's got a wristband on with the green that says, you can come talk to me. And he's where do you do yoga? Yeah, right. Maybe I'll try that studio next. Where do you live? Tell me where you live. Tell me where you live.

Is that too personal a question? I'm sorry. I thought this is America. So one of the two ladies is like, hey, loser, why don't you sit here and talk to us? Because she is probably tired of being the back of her head being stared at. She's like, well, at least now if he tries to go for me, I can see him coming from the front. Makes sense. And so he joins the, he joins the table and then has fuck all to say, master conversationalist. Conversation.

I am just standing there mostly nodding my head. Occasionally, I interject one sentence for the purpose of humor or, you know, getting a tiny bit of attention. The woman next to me occasionally says a thing or two also. Maybe the two you idiots should, you know, go off to the side to let the people want to have a conversation do their thing. oh it's yeah so he's just he's there and there he's like nodding along to their conversation just like bazinga hey i'm also here the comic relief jerry badfield um so my my next he finally sparks off a story with the the woman in the earrings that he was he found attractive initially and they actually start talking um they talk for

quite a while at the at the place and uh he's he's got some some questions about i think this is when she's leaving she's about to leave and he goes through this whole fucking spiral they they talk for like an hour oh she's she's about to leave he's like maybe maybe i'll walk you out and she's like i got go to the bathroom and he has this fucking whole spiral out while she's on the way to the bathroom uh which is nice aside from the dog that ran over and and she uh you know she talked a little bit there but then she turned right back and talk to me. And then I see him like, all right, you look ready to go based on what you said. I'm like, I think it's probably about your bedtime.

She's like, yeah, I just need it to the restroom first. And I'm like, well, you can go ahead and hit the restroom and I'll be, I'll wait for you over here. And she's like, well, you can stay longer if you want. I'm like, oh, I'm good. I'll walk you out. Or, you know, I'm ready to go to. I'm ready to drive home. I got a longer drive home.

So then she goes to walk to the restroom. I'm like, dude, that was such a tool move. Like, there was a line for the restroom. I might as well waited for. I start getting anxious. I'm like, damn, I didn't even get a phone number. She's just going to walk out the front door without me, which she easily could have done.

I'm like, dang, did I mess this whole thing up now? But I'm like, no, if she likes me, she will come back. She will come back and she'll be interested in exchanging phone numbers with me. And all I have to do is stand directly outside of the bathroom, and then she'll have to come back to me. This guy can't make any decisions on his own. Like, he's trained himself to not make any decisions. He's doing everything wrong.

the most basic of things he immediately goes oh fuck I should ask chat GPT whether I should have fucking waited for or not I imagine yeah he's on the phone at the bar is just like chat GPT I was just talking to a girl for an hour she's now in the bathroom and said she would come back and see me can I should I wait here also this guy insulted my outfit why did you suggest it yeah you know the chat GPT got reprimanded

later for that a little like a fucking IT nerd takes a lot that we were friends Supertip.G slash WATP, thanks for being here with us for this non-emergency episode about Jerry Banfield all the things that we missed this week when we've been really excited about the Queen video coming out. Anonymous says, Jerry is reminding me of White Goodman from Dodgeball.

Next thing you know, he shows up in a leotard with an inflatable codpiece with his name. Sputtering Brain Melendez. Bobcraft complained about me at my Tampa massage part, He said I made him feel uncomfortable while getting a happy ending. The Asian woman said, you know, come back. I replied, are you single age? He does like massage powers.

First of all, screw you, Trump. Now, I can't use my juggalo crypto to bring me a hot tie green card queen to help me repopulate the world with my seed. Second of all, don't think I will change because I won't stop being creepy. And Lucy, please put away your juicy ample bosom. Put away. Put away. I feel pretty buttoned up today.

I see what happens over on the Shuling Network. You know, you invite her on who are these podcasts, a whole different story. Stuttering Coke Jaw says, Lucy, nice hair color, Ted,

looking good, Carl, Ugh, thank you. Zeno Kermit. Do you remember King Cobra's bisexual tweaker with Alex slash Sasha Warlord Campbell?

That's who Jerry reminds me of. I do not remember that saga of King Cobra. apologize. Analingas. I'm a man 1,000 miles away. Jerry makes me unsafe. Analingis, again, the SO registry is filled with guys like Jerry. Look at who's here. Don't get nervous. Dan Varney from the Varney Army is in the house of 20 hours. Thank you very much for that. Dan Varney, good evening, Carl, Antab, and of course, Lucy. The Army loves you all. Varney Army Strong. Let's go. Thanks, buddy. Thank you very much.

edgy penguin. Jerry kind of looks like a discount Mark Zuckerberg in his in in this fit both a bit reptilian looking. Mark Zuckerberg is definitely a lizard. Hamilton Burger. It seems like what Jerry hates is the competition. Don't we all? Yeah. Don't we all? Dan Barney is gifting five memberships.

Thank you very much for that. Dan Barney. Check out the bonus episodes. when you are gift to the membership. We do two every single month. We just did one this week. Dave Dadorz. Sounds like Jerry forgot Queen listens to WATP.

If you're listening to Queen, contact Carl, we want to have you on for an interview. Anything you want to say. We don't even have to ask any questions. You can just give us your perspective and then dunk out. You don't have to show your face. You don't have to give your name. Yep.

You just want your side of the story. 100%. Or you can just use Super Tip. She was an AI voice to tell us what happened. It's funny because everyone in the chat, it's like, is the queen here? Everyone wants to know if the queen is hanging out. I have a feeling she's somewhere nearby. I have a suspicion when the video first sold that maybe the queen bought it herself

was just like for two grand to not have him dumping my shit on the internet. No. Instead, she's just like, fuck, that was worth $2,000. Dan Barney with another $10. Will this guy just come out of the cupboard already? Good to see you, Dan. Thank you very much for the support. Jed Allen is here.

Remember for 17 months? Thanks, Jed. Never tried heroin, but it's endless supply of Jerry you're feeding me. Has to be close. Damn you and your clovem foot, Carl Satanberger. I'm sure heroin is much better. I'll ask Haley. Probably see her tomorrow on this little piggy.

Dave D. DeDores, now I know what gerrymandering means. That's not, no. Jerrymandering means. What it's spelled that way. But Mo Stroke. It's all high scores in Donkey Kong. Great analogy. Thank you very much for that.

And Nathan Diaz, part three tomorrow, 8 a.m. 12-hour stream. Let's go. Should we do a 24-hour Jerry Banfield stream? Oh. That's the three of us. You know, we keep it rotating in different people and just keep it going. Yeah.

There's enough content. There's too much content. You've got to do more than 24 hours. Yeah. I mean, can I start a 24 hours, Lucy? Jesus Christ. I've never done more than four. I wonder if you put it.

out 24 hours of content in a week. I bet he does between all the different channels and shorts and shit. Oh, yeah, that'd be tough. These videos are getting longer and longer. Yeah, there was a, there was a period on his vlogs where he was like, 15 minute, he would be like watching the clock and he'd hit 15 minutes. He'd be like, go to jeremy, banfield

dot com, join my school, so you can talk to me and we have a two-air relationship, click and he'd end it. And then all of a sudden it was like, boom, 30 minute one again. I was like, oh, sweet, Jerry. I know, because for a while he was bragging that the shorter videos were working better. Like, I did he was 12 minutes, but now he's

obsessed with the watch time, average watch time. He brings it up all the time. I'm giving you the watch time, Jerry. You just keep, keep churning, and I'm going to keep watching. Mark Fiorito with $10. Thank you. Like Jerry Banfield, I too am a gentleman. In fact, I can tell you what color Lucy's

eyes are. Denim? Cheddar? Maroon? Okay, okay. I admit I have just been staring at her chest for two hours. She actually doesn't have eyes. No one's ever noticed that. It's amazing. Let's pick up where we left off here. And then I want to get into Jerry at the AA meeting,

trying to get people to fight him. So when we last left our intrepid hero, he was spiraling because the lady was in the bathroom. But I have good news. She came back and he walked her out to the car. And he's sealing the deal in my next clip. Oh, good. She's like, you're going to walk me out in my car?

I'm like, hell yes. I'm going to walk you out to your car and talk to you for an hour to not walk you out to your car. Jerry. So I'm thinking, you know, maybe I'll kiss her and, you know, maybe we can go home together. Like, I'm, I'm open. I'm open. A kiss.

We'll get married and have three kids. You know. Lucy, what are you all upset about? This is a young love. She ran off to the bathroom and probably was like, no, I got to take a really long shit while I'm in there. Like, you should probably just get going, you know. That wasn't going to happen. Maybe we can go home together.

Oh, yeah. I think, I think, you know, she probably just did have to pee. But because she had been drinking water. or not alcohol. And we're going to get into Layton in my clips. We find out that what kind of person she is. So she's interested in Jerry. Yeah.

This is the crazy thing. I would imagine. The possibilities. At least we're going to change numbers. So I walk out, I would hold her hand, but she's got keys in one hand, person to other hand. I'm like, all right, I'll take a... I guess the base in one hand. It's not going to hold her hand right now. And I walk around. She's... He can't be escalating.

This is an instant date, and it's got to have handholding. So the next one we can kiss, the next one we can fucks the next one can get married right always be escalating as you know so uh you know talking about the escalating he's been playing a lot of games back and forth he was he was so open with the queen he's crying and everything was going spirited control then he had the number four on the leaderboard lady that he was trying to play it cool and texting 14 women at a time so that it wasn't overwhelming her with him with his shit but he's he's you know gone through a character He's learned a new thing with his, my clip got the number.

Giving me her card, I get back in my car like two or three minutes later. I get the card out. And I remember the last woman I went out with, I was cold and I didn't open up to her emotionally. And then I had a hard time texting her because I was holding back and I was trying to look, you know, like I'm a whatever. I was trying not to put too much effort and all that crap that a lot of people say on YouTube. Well, this woman, I'm like, just do whatever you think of. Right off the top of your head, just go for it. What would chat GB to do?

Definitely do not do it ever's off the top of your head, Jerry. Yeah. So I guess it works out because they exchanged some messages back and forth. We can skip this one and go on to the moral of the story because he went into this and he had gone to the speed dating thing earlier in the day. And then he went to this one and he was acting like a fucking buffoon. and so what he's learned from this whole thing. The moral of this story, to me, has been there's a way you can operate.

If you can find how you can authentically operate and show up prepared, you don't have to be running all this game. You don't have to be following all these people. Like, I'm proud. I showed up last night and I let my intuition, my psychic ability, I paid attention, I had fun. And one of the most attractive women there literally sat down. in front of me, and I spent most of the time talking to her,

got a number, got a date planned out for just a few hours from now. So he's learned nothing. Only one guy told me that I look like an IT nerd. All of this story happened to him. He was not the main character at any point in this entire ordeal. Psychic ability? He's one of the things he used? At one point in the story, he talks about like he sets his mental goal of that he's going to, you know,

only connect with the woman who's right for him. And then this whole thing happens and he's fucking ecstatic. And if you want, if you want coaching from him, he's going to give, these are some really good dating tips. All the single guys, get your fucking pens out right now, write this shit down because this is gold. This is a dating master. He's gone on 24 dates this year. Nice. He's going to tell you how to get these dates in my coaching clip.

It's you. I hope this story is educated. like if you can try and date intuitively and trust yourself and have fun and just be open to possibilities you know dress nice i did dress nice even though i look like i'm from the IT department i dress nice enough that a woman can tell this is a guy that's not broke unless you know you want to add up my net worth and try and do that right now oh it's worse the broke it's way worse so so his advice is uh be yourself and have fun I mean, it's like little league.

Yes. Get out there and it's just as long as you have some fun, you know. We're all just, we're going to run the bases and have some fun today. I could have to text to my mom and have that advice. They're all going to love you. She grabs my cheek. Oh, you just get out there and be yourself. Like, okay, Mom.

It is actually what his mother was texting him at that time. Right. I don't know why the girls don't like you, Jerry. You're so handsome. It's strong. It's strong. You're my little slugger. Do you tell me you're my little slugger?

I have one last clip from this video. Jerry keeps winning. Minder that sometimes things can happen very quickly, but you've got to put in the work and you've got to know where you do best. Like, I'm glad I wasn't swiping on dating apps yesterday, but I was out in person at events for four hours, meeting real women,

having real conversations. So if you enjoyed this, go to jerrybanfield.com. Join the school. You can chat with me. You can tell me where you're at. You can schedule a call with me. Oh, sorry.

I didn't put the proper time in that because I didn't look at the start. time. Anyway, he talks about, he talks about like, I met all these people and all this stuff happened. It's just this avalanche of people falling into me. But if you want to, we can move on his next video is he, so he meets this woman the next day for a date. Okay.

And this is the way his next video opens. And just tell me by listening to him, how do you think it went? Okay. Last night, I went out with a woman that I was really a challenge. attracted to. And we had great chemistry. It was the first date, although we'd spent about an hour meeting each other the night before. And I had drove an hour to go down and meet her. The venue was beautiful. Everything was off to a great start. Uh-oh. And then? Yeah, right. Now, I would like to point out that he is wearing the same shirt. Oh, you're right. Oh. In the last video, he talked about that he was

going on a day in a few hours. Okay. So I think that was his date outfit. It was. He filmed some vlogs. And you know what, Deb? I don't believe that shirt has come off and gone back out again. I don't think so either. Identico, that's not a good side. Uh-oh. Okay.

So this is the way he fucking showed up looking like he's from Saturday Night fever. Right. He went from IT to Judge Roldo. I'm a movie star. Movie star. Movie star.

From 1975. I just imagine like in the like getting dressed and he's like taking selfies like chat Chbbytee does this look movie starry and chat tip T's like you look like a movie star jerry you look like the biggest movie star all of the ladies will love you Jerry he just keeps asking different AI until it's the answer that he wants

that's why he has so many different ones so my next clip is she sets she sets some boundaries right up front okay very important to me you know that she doesn't kiss on the first date, which, you know, I respect communicating boundaries. And then she deepened that to saying, well, she didn't kiss on a second or third date either. And in my mind, I'm starting to think, okay, I'm sure you've hooked up with guys on the first date before.

And, you know, like what's going on with this like trying to set, you know, why can't we just have fun and see what happens instead of like immediately starting to try and push? All right. So that's got to be a joke, right? Why is there a third date? I don't kiss on the first, second, or third dates. what are we doing? What are you going to want to play video games?

What do you want to do? Also, his reaction is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought you were a fucking easy. Right, yeah. I was getting all this kind of shit. You can't tell me you're not fucking shut up. While this video has the background of many women charging at him with red flags,

he's like red flag. They tell me that they won't kiss forever. No, no, she's just not that into you. No, so he has some red flags with her. based on some of the stuff that she's talked about with her exes. When they were talking at the event, she was talking about the exes and how you talk about your exes, how eventually you're going to talk about me. And then he talked about the no kissing on the first date.

That was another big, like, warning flag for him. So they meet up at this nice place. I guess it's by a beach or some shit. And they're having some conversation. And she starts to get off on her rant in my next clip. And she ends up getting into this building rant for like 20 minutes where she's, you know, talking about how guys are jerks and she wants, you know, a guy that's actually nice and treats her right.

But then she's condemning all the loser guys, you know, she's like, you know, 10 or 20% of the guys are going out with most of the women. And I have lots of dates because I'm beautiful. You know, most of the guys are just losers that don't hardly have dates. And, you know, so I'm listening to this. I'm mostly listening. I'm not even commenting. I'm like,

just, you know, let's, let's get to know her and see what happens. Sounds like a real treat. She's the lady version of him. Yes.

You know what she's talking about losers? She's pointing right at him. There's a bunch of fucking losers who aren't hooked up with any women. He said all of these same things in his videos over the last couple of months. Yeah, women are crazy.

He's out on a day with it. And so at one point, point during that he's like well what kind of guy do you think i am like which which side of this do you think i'm one of that because i didn't want to tell this but i got a date later today you a big dumb bitch dude there was a video i watched i can't way i never grabbed the timestamp on it i should have uh because he was talking about how he's watching one of these videos where it says whatever that stat was 20% of the guys date 80% of the women or something like that and he goes i used to be in that 20% i've been with 20 different women

Yeah. I was like, Whoa, Jerry, watch out. Slow down, dude. Yeah, that's impressive. He's something for the rest of us, dude. Hey, you ain't all the putzy in here. Jerry?

So my next clip is Jerry sees reality. Okay. It's listening to her talking. I'm like, God, is this how I sound on my videos? And then she's, she's ranting, you know, about guys and, and people, you know, irresponsible with money. I'm thinking, all right.

Well, I have a different approach to money than she does. Oh, I'm irresponsible. Wait, did she watch these videos before the date just to fuck with them? Oh, it sounds like it, right? Fucking hilarious. That's what it sounds like. Like, she was just despising and watching all these videos. She's like, oh, I'm going to fuck with this asshole.

Uh, yeah, he, he's like, is this why it sound like in my videos? Yes, it's exactly what you sound like in your videos, Jerry. Exactly, yes. Um, so she's, she's talking about all this stuff, you know, about. these loser guys and how dating's a nightmare and she talks about how like young people are have no respect anymore she tells the story about being at the gym and these teenage boys like throw a bunch of water everywhere and then just fuck off and she makes a hyperbole that sets jerry off in my last more angry and then you know she culminated that by saying if those were my kids i'd slap the shit

on them and uh i had this open heart i'm just kind of listening to this my eyes are getting a little wider and I'm just letting her talk. I'm like, where's all this rage coming from? By the way, Jerry talks about this woman on multiple video posts. Yeah. He was so put off by this.

Yeah. He ends the date. He shuts her down. He goes fully cold on her. He gives her this big fucking lecture about how I would never touch my kids and I didn't pull any of that stuff because it gets a lot more boring. But and I, and I

I can only, my only thought on why he has this reaction to her and shuts her down so hard is because she's not kissing on the first date. If he thought he was going to be able to smash at the end, he'd just been like, yeah, I'd smack this shit out of those kids. Sometimes kids need a little less, and you've got to teach him the hard way, yeah. So then this same blog goes on to continue.

So he leaves that date. The queen video gets purchased between the two dates. And it goes on the second date with the woman he met at speed dating. And she like basically right away is like, yeah I don't want kids I'm never having kids and he's just like fuck yeah yeah he had he had two bad dates and then the next day he was celebrating I went on two dates yesterday I know I'm so proud of himself it's like if you were like trick or treating you know smarties you're like you know smarties I got yeah but you hate smarties everyone does

fun yay it's like that Brian Regan joke like I call the hump I call in the back in the middle on the hump right I'm calling it It's why you win. You can't. I didn't even want shotgun. I wanted the hunt. All right. We're not going to go on all night, but I have to get into this AA meeting.

I got a few clips on that that are very funny because Jerry pissed everyone off at AA. But first, supertip. G.G. WATP. Lucy should go undercover on a date with Jerry, content for days. No. What do you mean? No.

Come on. That would be pretty funny. Lucy. He would not. not like me. I'm not Christian and I don't want the babies. He doesn't, he's not Christian either. You know that he abandoned that immediately, right? Yeah, I know, but listen. Anything, anything, anything you wanted to be. That's,

this is the beauty of it too. You could make up whatever, fine, I'm going to smack the shit out of those kids. God damn it. You can make up whatever psycho story you wanted to and see if he would adapt to it. We'll put like a, like a camera in your blouse. And so, and we can just make you eye with the camera the whole time. Can I also have a little flower that squirts water out them sometimes. Oh, I've made my choice. Lucy used to be a team player. What happened to you? Chat GPT says, please leave me alone.

I'm sorry. Look at our friend Rayperbutt is here. Do a 24-hour stream with Florgaddy. That's the 404 news right there. Who's also been covering Jerry Banfield. Someone else covered the Queen video that like popped into my feed too. Really? Said that to me. I'll have to go look again.

Kitty, get to know who are these podcasts membership. Thank you very much. Mike's 62 Supercan. He has a dating channel. Sign me up.

Yeah, you see that. You're just like, this guy knows what he's doing. Just wait for them to come to you. Dave D indoors. How much would Jerry pay Senator John to use his channel?

I don't think he should use John's channel. No, Jerry's building his own channel. Jerry just hit a thousand subscribers. He's doing great. I'm three of six. I'm two of them. Two of them, Jerry.

Dave D'Eard's. Just like Senator John, two-hour ride for induced Brussels sprouts. Yes. John's also been known to drive a long way to have a girl not be interested in him at all. Dave Diodors. Notice Jerry never walked away from a date. I'm not sure what he means by that. Do you guys pick up on that?

I mean, he did walk away from that one. He let it end kind of actually. She set aside three hours to go on a date with him. Like she was into him or she might have been fucking with him. I kind of like that theory too. I think she was fucking with him. Yeah. All right. Jerry went to his AA meeting and I think he had a mission this night. He's feeling it.

And if you're the woman that was struggling with Jerry, please call him to WATP. Yes, please. It was sending to the link right now. And I'm so grateful to tell you about it. Last night, I went to this Alcoholics Anonymous meeting that I used to be a member of. And I shared. I'm going to now I'm going to tell you what I shared. And then I'm going to tell you how people reacted. So this AA meeting, everyone's talking about, yeah, serve God and, you know, do what your sponsor tells you to, you know, kind of a regular meeting. The thing that turns a lot of people off of A. You know, it feels like a call. Just do whatever you're told to do.

What turns me off is that you can't BYOB. They get very upset about that. During the pandemic, I was out driving around, just kind of aimlessly driving. And I saw this building. There was a bunch of cars parked in front of it. And I'm like, did someone get an illicit bar right by my apartment? that would be great. And I drove over there

and it was a fucking A meeting. And I was like, that's probably God trying to tell me something. And I was like, leave a message, motherfucker. And I pulled into my, went to my apartment

and drank myself silly. And, yeah, I got up there and shared. I got up and stood in front of a room full of like 30 or 40 people. I already know before I share some people are going to hate what I have to say.

And I'm like, I'm getting up there and saying it anyway. Because the theme of the meeting, was, yeah, just do what you're told. You know, I used to be so selfish and now I'm so selfless and whatever God wants, I need to surrender my will. And yes, that stuff has a place and makes sense. But I got up there and I said, yes, when I came in Alcoholics Anonymous, I was a selfish

person who had almost no empathy or consideration for other people. And that certainly needed to change. But I went too far. Don't go too far, Tony. I'm not, Mel, you are. I went too far and I became this people-pleasing nice guy victim

all the time somebody's always hurting my feelings and I just get sad and whine and cry like I did with the videos about the queen like eh she doesn't like me just getting sad and whining and crying all the time

and just acting oh I'm so nice you know it's all love and light like no it's not quit lying like this man is so hurt. He's completely transformed his personality. It's also, it's a natural

stretch out of that whole, the second part of the queen video where he's like, if you're going to worship God, you've got to like, I'm the next best thing. You got to worship me. And you know, so then he goes to this AA meeting like you can draw this thread and what he starts fucking losing

it. Also, I imagine when they're at the A meeting, they're like, does anyone else want to share? And he's there like, I'm like, does anybody? Because we got to wrap Things up. Anybody else? Yeah, they got to rearrange the room for the next event.

He's like, all right, Jerry. Come on up here. How many people do you think went for drinks after this? I guess it's the real question. We got to go to the bar and talk about that speech. Holy shit. I am done with sobriety. And that I'm swinging back.

If I got a pick between selfish and selfless, I'm going to be selfish. Nice. If I want to, if I have to. if I have to... This is a guy who hasn't gotten late since November. That's the energy that he's putting out there. If a girl says no, I think it says yes. All right?

That's my new thing. I think there's a word for this in AA. I, uh, when you fall back on bad behavior, I think it's called a relapse. Yes, I believe that's got a relapse. Choose between being this groveling person who's just trying to serve other people all the time. Or I'm going to get what I want to. I'm going to focus on getting what I want. and I don't need to pray to any God

because I am a higher power. This is my universe. And when I feel upset, I pray to myself. I say, you've got this, buddy. I don't need to worship some outside entity because all the power is within. And I said everybody is trans, you know, everybody comes and goes in my life.

Everybody, even family, you know, pass on or born. Everybody comes and goes. So, Neil. I am the only constant. I also pray to you. I pointed at the wall and I said my step 10 is easy now. I will never make myself wrong for anything ever again. Everything I do is right.

Okay. He's sort of temper tantrum is what he's doing in AA. A.A. That's like one of the big things. Like, okay, you tried it your way where you were in control. That didn't work. So now you have to give yourself up to a higher power. That's kind of like the main thing of this.

You will all join the cult and worship me. Right. But I am the great. I have AA now. I ask Chad GBT and Chad GPT said that I am great. That's true. That's a great idea, Jerry. Some newcomer girl.

What's that? I said that's a great idea, Jerry. You should shout at everyone at the AA meeting about how they're all idiots. That I shouldn't share the way I shared. Oh, some newcomer girl got upset because I was talking. she says I was swearing too much. But what actually happened, according to me... Is it swearing anonymous?

I don't fucking think so. I don't swear enough, you bitch. What? What's your fucking age, bitch? What's your fucking phone number? You're a fucking boyfriend, you fucking? Is I was talking about that I was sober, 10, 11 years, and I was afraid and getting close to cheating on my wife.

and I talked to my sponsor about that and that's the part where she got up and left because in my opinion, based on her behavior, she more than likely did a bunch of cheating that she felt bad about. So when I'm talking about that, she gets triggered,

walks out, but she doesn't want to say that. Wow, that's a leap, isn't it? That's a huge leap. This woman's offended by what he's saying and he's like,

well, it's just because she's obviously cheating on her husband and she feels bad about it. What? So every single thing that Jerry reacts to, we can assume is accurate for him. Oh, that's a good point. Yes, it's triggering him.

Too close to home. Then she says that, oh, he was swearing too much. And then people come at me for swearing too much when there's nothing against the rules that that group for swearing. And people try and tell me that I should share different. I look through the manual to say anything about swearing. They're lying to me. They're so like me. And then I'm scaring newcomers out.

And I tell them that they need to, they can reconsider their position. And I will not alter how I'm sharing at all. proud of how I'm sharing and how I share is heartfelt and saves lives and their opinion means nothing to me. I laugh in their face. And how I share is heartfelt.

I know he's like screaming at the camera. I save lives. God damn. All right man. Yeah, do you save all the lives? I'm sorry. I didn't realize how important you were. Dude, I dropped by your sponsor and then probably banned from this AA meeting. Like, well, I

I don't even want to hear his little speech. I want there to be a video camera so that I can see everybody's facial expression reactions as he's talking. Like I just want to see like everybody like looking at each other and like side eyeing and like do we quietly exit out the back door? Can we make it to that fire escape over there? What are we? What's our game plan here? Again, Adam Bush picks up on people quicker than I do where it's like Jerry wants to be a cult leader. He's literally trying to take over AA and explain that he's God.

He's everyone's God. Last night. I said, I will never bow down and do what anybody tells me ever again. Because a lot of the people in this meeting are like, I just, my sponsor said that I shouldn't get in a relationship for a year. So I didn't like it, but I did it anyway. And sure, that advice has some merit, but my sponsor fired me. And I will not get a sponsor who thinks they're there to tell me what to do. I've been listening to Avenge Sevenfold.

Hail to the king. I am the king. This is my reality. As evidence, everything I see around me right now is something I decided to bring into my reality. I bought this computer. I bought all this stuff. My appearance is based on how I take care of myself. Hail to the king.

I am the king of my reality. And I accept no other ruler over me. I mean, this man's a step skipper. He skipped step seven. He's like, I'll prove that I'm God. I bought all this stuff. on credit that I do have to pay back and I have to be oh.

There's interest accruing, but let's just not. They might take it back if I don't make regular payments, but still, like I bought all this cool stuff, obviously. I said this is the best part. This is where people want to fight Jerry. What I said, I sat down and I could feel the energy. Some people loved what I said and felt empowered by it. Some people were so upset.

They were ready to come punch me. And one guy shared that exact thing. a guy that is at least 20 years older than me got so upset that he was shaking during the meeting and was afraid that he was going to come hit me while I was sharing. That's what happens when you declare that your God

in front of God-fearing Christians. All of this stuff that you believe is bullshit. Fuck all of you. And then, yeah, why is that guy so angry? What's his? But also, this guy wasn't, this guy wasn't afraid that he was going to go hit him. This guy was wondering, am I going to have to go tackle

this guy when he pulls out a fucking gun and tries to kill every single person in this room. This guy is literally game planning being the hero of this AA meeting because everybody assumes that Jerry is a maniac. Yes. In his comments, there's a guy who is in AA who has left some very, very

angry comments and his stuff. And he's just like you're fucking this all up. You're not doing it right. You need to go back to step one. Well, like, he's on this guy's 20 years older than him. This guy's maybe been an AA for 35 years and it's changed his life and he's devoted himself to like these practices

he continues to go to these meetings and Jerry goes there goes this is all bullshit I have this figured out better than all of you guys like fuck you man and actually that's coming up right here then somebody else who I know very well comes up to me after a meeting this guy can barely speak to me

he's so angry he ends up saying that and I quote he's I said I am a genius and he shouts at me you are retarded Hell yeah, buddy. That's amazing. Jerry, these got it all figured out.

Just like, don't, you're an idiot, dude. You have no idea what you're doing and what you're talking about. Again, the fascinating thing of Jerry is that, like, if I had, if I had this kind of meltdown, right? My first reaction would not be to go on the internet and paint myself as the hero. And brag about it. Yeah. Yeah. If you have a whole bunch of people telling you that you've been upsetting, and then your reaction to that isn't to reflect on it and say, man,

did I really upset these people? Maybe I should have behaved differently. Maybe I should change my behavior, which he hates to do. You are wrong. You're wrong. No. You're retarded. Wrong, Lucy.

He's the only one who's got to figure it out. These sheep are just following along with the cult. You don't get it. And, you know, the guy said, you know, we, like, you are on your way to getting banned from this meeting. I'm like, really, I'm getting, I'm on my way to getting banned from this. meeting for sharing for three minutes at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and other people are getting pissed off. Like, really? I mean, I told you what I said. Like, that's, you know, you can see how some

people would be taking offense to that in a meeting. And this guy's perspective is like, oh, you're running off all the newcomers. I'm like, you know, there might be a newcomer that hear what I say. And like, I want that. I don't want these other groveling people because one reason I was very hesitant to get sober and Alcoholics Anonymous is because I thought I'd have to conform and be a weak little man. And what's kind of disappointing is to see how much that did materialize.

I was so desperate to live and alcoholism was ruining my life so much that I did end up turning into this weak little people-pleasing man. Wow. He's taking out all of his aggression on these poor people who do not deserve it.

Like women are rejecting him. The queen is that's over with. She's done with them. He's just like, fuck everyone. He's just going scorched earth on everyone right now. Yeah. Someone needs to put Jerry on their family plan. So that when he is

homeless, he still has like 4G, 5G so he can keep filming videos on his phone. All right. Last tip I have from the AA meeting. This is hilarious. This guy also, this guy yelled at me and he said your life is a disaster.

You don't have any money. and you just got divorced last year. This is the same guy who called me a retard. Now, this is a guy I actually like, and we've known each other for years since he was in his early Sprite. I've been there to support him. So he knows me really well. But certainly other people feel the same way I do.

Was I affected by that? I said, I've got hundreds and thousands of dollars in credit. That's a big difference from no money. I've got at least $40,000 in business credit. And maybe at this point I'm down to $30,000 or $40,000 in personal credit. that's negative money right no money was more than accurate on that i don't have no money i have less than no money by a lot big difference there's about a hundred thousand dollar difference between no money and where i am dip shit i love that your life is a disaster this guy knows me really well

by the way we've taught uh for many years now it's like yeah yeah he's got it all uh he's got you figured out buddy um all right we've been going for almost two hours guys thanks so much for for joining us hit the like button hit subscribe while you're here nick the fed giving us 10 bucks curl i got my naughty pine basement a pool table a ski ball and last week i bought a megatouch oh dude when am i coming over where can i buy podcast equipment and your skin oh shit see you october second oh that took it doesn't sound like you need to buy the skin in that case sounds like you should start lotioning car i will come over play megatosh when i'm in uh detour See October 2nd.

Looking forward to it. Count Drahoon says, Can Adam confirm if Jerry is Zeno? I believe Zeno is with an axe. That's very disrespectful and blasphemy. Lucy, are there any other clips from your package?

Anything you want to play that we should hit before we get out of here? That yoga video is so great. Everybody should just go and finish watching it. Like Tab was saying, the watch time is so important to that wonderful wonderful man. God,

he's something. He's not. I love it. I can't get enough. We appreciate you, Jerry. GPC says, get less confidence,

stupid. Good advice. This man thinks he's God now, declaring it to AA. I agree with you. Jerry is not an alcoholic. Go ahead, Liz.

You have some thoughts on this? Oh, no, go ahead. Go ahead. I think he uses AA as a chance to like mingle with people and show off and like present like he has a captive audience. We can get up in front of people and just like try to make them laugh. He's talking about that a lot. He's to perform for them. I think I don't know if he's an alcoholic as much as he just has an addictive personality.

Yeah. And alcohol like became a big thing when he was he's been 12 years sober. He's about 42 or 43 now. So, you know, in his 20s, he did a lot of drinking. then I'm guessing, you know, is it married for 15 years? At some point in that his wife was like, yeah, you got to stop getting drunk and playing video games all the time. He's like, well, then I'll go to A-A.

And like, that was his addictive hyper-compensation for that. And, you know, pretend to be normal for a while. Right. And then spiraled into a new addiction of like all these business online scams that he was doing. Yeah. That's what to me. Now, I don't know. It could be completely off on that.

I heard him talk a lot about his alcoholism, and he would go days without drinking, but then when he would drink, he just couldn't put down the controller. He was just playing those video games and enjoyed him. So staying up all night, playing video games. He might have been addicted to video games.

It's also a thing you get addicted to. Lucy typebox, any final thoughts? Anything you want to let the find folks who have joined us tonight now? I'm looking forward to that final part of the Queen video. So that's going to be exciting. That is going to be. Fantastic tab.

Thank you so much for joining us. Anything you want these people to know about? Yeah, I just want you all to check out my new podcast. It's called the teach-off. Every week we're going to bring in a teacher who fucked a student and then compare and contrast them. I'm looking for a co-host. You really should do that. We've been doing the Hot for Teacher series on our.

That's what gave me the creep off. What will the rating system be? Well, so I figure it's a, it's a wood, and you like go between the two. And so you can win a, wood point and then you can win like worst person point and then at the end of the season whoever has the most points has to like the loser has to seduce a 14 year old boy or something that's hardcore man all right i'm not i'm not doing that that sounds that sounds like too much uh i will be on the creep off tomorrow if you want to watch that get on our youtube channel or

patreon that's at noon we'll be doing this little piggy yeah my channel this week i think it is this little piggy tomorrow 4 p.m. eastern uh we're talking about aaron imhole and then who are these Saturday afternoon. If you're on our Patreon or YouTube channel, we'll be able to watch that live. The great Jody B will be joining us. Thanks again, Lucy Tightbox. Great to see you.

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