Who Are These Podcasts? - WATB Ep01 - Can You Wig It?

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

Here's the debut of Who Are These Broadcasters. Eventually this will be up on it's own feed but the first few will be here, hope you enjoy it. Christian Bladt and Eric Zane tell us all about a sportscaster who was suspended for reporting real stats and the fans in Baltimore are not happy about it. Also Colin Cowherd's staff isn't paying attention, Sherri Shepherd watches women's wigs fall off, a woman gets smoked by otters, Kamala Harris is hilarious, a witness of the Detroit airshow crash is not too bright, and much more. Watch it on our YouTube channel - https://www.youtube.com/@KarlWATP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening. Yeah, I like all the time. I'm listening. Oh, no! Don't you need a TV? With Christchurch, Eric, and Paul sometimes. Listen in your office, in your car, or even your neighbor, but not in your office. Listen in your office, or even your neighbor,

but not in your office. Listen in your office In your car or even your neighborhood bar We're doing it! We're doing it! We're having fun! We're making it happen! It's fun time! Open your mouth, close your eyes! We're gonna give you a big surprise! And here it is! Welcome to the only show out there that dares to ask the question, who are these broadcasters?

Each and every week we're going to bring you the best clips and news, local news, sports, politics and everything else. And don't worry about the politics our only agenda is what makes us laugh and fortunately for all of us there are terrible people and terrible broadcasters on both sides of the aisle I am Christian Blatt joined by Carl Hamburger and when I first signed in for the show I thought I was going to be third mic to tookie so imagine my surprise that we have the one the only mr. Eric Zane here on the show with us. Thank you.

Thank you. Listen, I've had me to settle for Eric Zane personally, Chris. I don't know why it's to be so mean about that. Now, I want to point something out. This is the first show that the name is actually grammatically correct. Who are these broadcasters? Is the right way to ask that question. Do we fuck this up?

I think we might have. There were a few people who said, in fact, you and I had gone back and forth, oh, shouldn't be who are these broadcasts to be symmetrical with who are these podcasts. Right. And then of course, you know, your fans are always so kind with their criticism. They're like, you idiots, it should be who are these broadcasts. But it is asking the question, who are these broadcasters? Yeah. And also what's a jingle gets recorded? That's it. It's in the books. Yeah. At that point, I'm out of it. It's out of my control. Nothing else that we can do about it.

It's all one take, Doug. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. So there's no going back. But he does crush it and he's got us some brand new jingles for our first episode. And I'm really excited that you guys are both joining me today for this. We're going to start out in sports.

And these chickens are not, I gotta be honest with you. The home of the hourly triple play. W-A-T-B-O-L-R-B-S. Sports casters just listen and find out who are these sports casters. Yeah, I'm excited. That's my buddy, Eddie Debula, for my bad buzzmires. He recorded that from his FedEx truck using a cell phone. It's not bad. It works.

It works. Well, so the first clip we're going to have is actually the first one that we shared when we did our little Our little brainstorming meeting we talked about this clip from a I almost called them the Indians a guardians white socks game and Things got interesting between white stop white socks shortstop Jose Ramirez and the guardians their basement and Actually Anderson is the Saturday or forgot that so this is why i don't do play by play jesus christ get it together i know exactly but what i the important thing is the great cleveland radio broadcaster tom hamilton is on this phenomenal call of this

uh... little fracas headfirst line safe and into score is humanos and another hustle double right over the bag at first now holds the end Anderson square off they're fighting they're swinging down goes Anderson down goes Anderson first slide brilliant call right there fair all done was it though first slide. Brilliant call right there.

Fair well done. Was it though? Was it? I mean, I hate to be contrarian, but I mean, he ripped it off Howard Cossel. I mean, who gives the shit, right? I believe the words you're looking for, Eric is homage. You don't get a lot of occasions in baseball because whenever there's amusing air quotes, fight in baseball, it gets broken up before anybody comes anywhere near. That's why the Nolan Ryan Robin Ventura clip is one of the best ever because he charges the mound and 60 year old Nolan Ryan is like, all right, I guess this kid wants a beat down. And you know, there's not nearly enough physical contact in baseball anymore. So I think that Tom Hamilton was just celebrating the fact

that he could do something like that. That was a lucky right hook. If you watch the replay, Ramirez was just kind of swinging half-hazardly in base contact with the face. And right now, like Eric's hate is showing us right now, just head down punching into the air in front of him. And I have to say, why is it?

Like hockey players are the only pro athletes in this country that can fight. If you look at basketball or the worst, when they get into why is it like hockey players are the only pro athletes in this country that can fight If you look at basketball or the worst when they get into fights, it's embarrassing looking they have no idea how to fight baseball Not good. Well, let's not forget about yeah, let's not forget about soccer players Although you did say athletes, but soccer players. They're more actors than anything else You know, they get sneezed on and then you think that they pulled a you know, a hammy right? It was also another view of Anderson and Ramirez. I'm not kidding. You barely hit his jaw. This guy had a glass jaw. And he went down and not only did he go down, but when

he got up and tried walking, he was all like wobbly, you know, like Rick Flair. And when he's acting and wrestling, it was, it was remarkable. How much damage that wild punch did to that guy. Everyone's got a plan until they get hit in the face, right? Yes, I guess. Usually, all it goes. Yeah. So our second clip, we're going to stick with baseball. And anybody who's familiar with the city of Philadelphia, I think, knows that people who live there are very opinionated and they will share those opinions with you.

Tom McCarthy and the great John Crock are very aware of what the crowd is saying in this clip. And I guess you can leave it there in the background, but they shouldn't comment on it if you want to give a listen to our second clip here. Oh, I got the same link. I mean, Un know Memento, Porforvor. Talk amongst yourself. It's fun to watch that. It's fun to watch that slide again. Yes, absolutely. Depending on

the matchup. I don't know what they're saying. But if you want to repeat it, go ahead. You don't have to repeat it. No, I have to say right there, it kind of sounded like, um, you suck to me. Am I wrong about that? No, I don't think so, Carl. Actually, yes, you are. You are wrong, Carl. You actually, yes, you are. You are wrong, Carl. Oh, okay.

Completing completely wrong. I think they were actually saying, Cruck likes Rump, which is something that we've all heard about him over the years anyway. Obviously, we're talking Lady Rump. I don't need John Cruck looking for him anywhere. He's got a Piazza. There was, it was beautifully played though by crook.

And then Tom McCarthy says, I don't think I have to. It's so perfectly in their headphones. I mean, I, I love it whenever they do acknowledge something like that. It's so much better than just pretending like you can't hear it. Or maybe just you, you, you can hear, you can hear them cracking up at what they're hearing or they're purposely not talking so that that message can get out there. Yeah, and we'll have a clip in a little bit of announcers whose jobs probably depended

on them, not acknowledging what the crowd is chanting. We've got a few more baseball clips. So our clip number three, now this shows obviously not sports center. We're not going to play great clips just for the sake of seeing a great play. But the call from Massin Orioles TV announcer Kevin Brown is relevant to what we're about to talk about. If we can go with clip three, it's a game saving play Friday night in six one Norfolk win over the Jacksonville jumbo shrimp. Ranson to centerfield hit well. Hit deep.

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Well, he's actually got a good team to root for finally. It's been a while. So he's probably pretty amped up this year. The oils are in first place. Yeah, it's very good. Who's on that coming? Oh, I always want to thank YouTube censorship. Oh, God, don't take that out of context.

Thank you, YouTube censorship. Oh, God, don't take that out of context. Thank you, YouTube censorship for $2. The best opening theme song and podcasting, the and agreed, sir. Agreed. Thank you for being our first super chat. Yes. Yes. You know, Carl, I don't know if you know this, but I'm fairly sure that we need to check and see if the super chats for $5 or more or working. We don't know if they're working. Yeah. No, Kurt have just told me it's not working. He tried to do it. Tuky's telling me 20 bucks doesn't work.

I don't understand what's going on. All right. Well, David Chandler, if you're watching, just you give it a try and we'll see. He can usually figure it out. Yeah, this tree's the one guy. Him and Nestiel. So looking at that clip, it's all well and good now, and we're talking about Kevin Brown. But he got a lot of attention last week.

And he spent some time on the IEL as it were. He was suspended for what were clearly some very controversial and Carl, I think some downright spicy comments that he made, if so. Oh, yeah, this is gonna give a listen. I can't believe he thought he could get away with this. Guys, listen closely. to the Orioles. Brandon Hyde has felt like this has been maybe the toughest ballpark to play in, but

the Orioles have a chance to do something special today. They already clinched at least a split in the series, winning two of the first three, and they could pick up a series win behind Tyler Wells today. It's been a minute. The Orioles split a two-gamer with the raise in June. They had lost their last 15 series here at Tropicaly County Field. You have to go back to win.

Our now colleague, Brett Brock picked up the win in the series finale, June 25, 2017. The last time the Orioles won a series here at St.P. Already got three and two of the Trump this year after winning three of 18. The previous three years come by. It is a stark difference, Ben. And it is not a bad race team. It's not like all of a sudden the race became slouches in the American legies.

Now, is it a secret that the Oryl has been terrible for the last seven years? Did that no one knew about this? Eric, I know you work in the world of professional sports. I'm sure that, you know, all the time people are getting fired over comments that are even more tame than this, right? I mean, this is some pretty outrageous stuff to talk about how your team was bad and is good now. No, no, it's ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as those fucking shirts. And the fact that that Kevin Brown would take

he's 18 years old too. Jesus Christ, does he need a work permit? Look at that guy. Holy shit. I don't know. I love the cartoon bird logo. Agreed to disagree. I mean, I'd like it, but it's better on it. It's better on

a hat. I agree. Well, you know, you know, the manager wears the uniform, the third base coach, the first base coach, why wouldn't the Indian out there's just wear the full uniforms as well? Like just go for it all. Let me find it. Yeah. No, this is this was ridiculous from the start. And it seemed like the rest of baseball, every announcer that does this was ready to jump on board and just want. I mean, this was a huge deal. Announceers don't even get pissed off when players like beat up their wives. But you, if this happens, holy shit, man, look out. The floodgates are open. He literally just ran

through some stats. They have not had good luck down in Tampa for the last seven years. He ran through the stats. And I guess the owner, no one really knows, but he was suspended by the Orioles for this. Let me just get through some super chats real quick. YouTube censorship five bucks. They work. Yes, they do YouTube censorship. That's good news.

My cuts with 20 bucks. Is it working, Carl? Seems to be working, but you never know. You can't be too careful on that. Chad's black eye coming in with five bucks. Just making sure the five dollar super chat are working correctly. Love the new show. Skull boys. Cheers. Cheers to you. Chad's black eye and Ricky 32 25 bucks sports ball. Carl, you betrayed your fans. We thought you were a star wars loving nerd why can't it be both

why can't it make my baseball is the nerdiest of all the sports that's true stats and facts and historical things to remember we will tell me thank you for that and can you tell me if this comes through and then I get fucked by two dudes sure did this is real life shit. I'm walking that fucking walk. I got fucked by two dudes while I was walking around my neighborhood today. So guys, you're not gonna be bored, huh? That was perfect. I'm edited. I've never, I haven't touched that. That's what he said. You're gonna be surprised to learn this. That was all lie. Can you believe that? Chad was saying stuff, but it wasn't true. What?

I know. Shocky stuff. Chad, oh my God, I can't believe it. All right, before we get too far away from this, and we're still talking about this 12 year old who was getting some stats before the game. And so he was suspended, and the Orioles fans are not happy about this.

Yeah, but this is what I alluded to earlier, is the, this is the Orioles fans are not happy about this. Yeah, but this is what I alluded to earlier is the, this is the Orioles broadcast. So the guys who are filling in for him, don't comment on what they're clearly chanting. Right. Yeah, so this is the local broadcast, the guys who are taking over while he suspended. I'm run. Made it look easy.

Good athletes can do that, Diesel, you know. I think that's one of the best defensive plays in the game of baseball. But going over the wall. Going over the picture happy. Yes. Hey, y'all's got to make you guys happy. Mattel tried to hold his sling and he did for an Edwin Muscozel. There's so to talk about during a baseball game. Yeah.

This would be one thing that would be interesting to talk about. And they just ignore that the entire stadium is chanting free Kevin Brown. Uh, I've been in a spot where I've been suspended. Yeah. And then the rest of the hosts are threatened with their jobs. If they speak of it, that's what happened here. Yes. I can't guarantee you.

It's all like, if you say anything, you are out. And I wish there was a camera in the booth so that we could see their eyes bugged out, like, mouth into each other. Like, what do we do? And like, just ignore it. You know, I mean, because they're clearly like, yeah, we're going to just have to pretend we don't even have an opinion. A Baltimore, you will never have an interesting announcer ever again.

Just sing it out. Right. Can you imagine if they accidentally pande there and they're not saying anything, but they're like leading the channel? Yeah. They're like malfean it. Yeah, that would be funny. So let's see what the nation is.

Unfortunately, yeah, unfortunately for the Orioles front office, this game was also it aired nationally on TBS and Brian Anderson did notice what they were saying. So they did comment on it. And the chance of free Kevin Brown raining down the Orioles television play by play an I'm not this fan base standing behind their announcer. I don't know the story. Kevin Brown made some extremely benign comments. Was not even critical. But somebody in upper management.

Many believe it is the owner. Made a decision to take him off the air. One of the chances was Kevin Brown bubble had night. And that sucked for the organization. You him off the air. What are the chances it was Kevin Brown bubblehead night and that sucked for the organization. You know the, oh, sorry, go ahead, please. That's okay. The Orioles broadcast forgot to show those free Kevin Brown signs. I'm sure they just didn't, I'm sure they just didn't see them.

I'm sorry. Are you going to say no, I would say every, every announcer to me always sounds like Brockmeyer and especially in baseball, it's always like in baseball. The second they get into that booth, there's just, there's a free Kevin Brown and they, and I love how they take their time because there's so much time to fill during a game. It does seem like an easy gig, doesn't it? I've literally heard, so usually I don't watch the national games. I watch the Cubs.

So they're just on Marquis in Chicago. And they're talking about what was on the breakfast buffet that morning. They're talking about the most innocuous crap. Of course, now the game's gotten a little faster. So it's a little bit better now, but it's seems like an easy gig. Yeah, I think there's a lot of time for your personality to shine. I'm a Metz fan and there's nothing better than a game that's going into extra innings when Keith Hernandez clearly has dinner reservations and if you get around the 14th inning and he's not even going to be able to, he's just so angry. He's just like, oh, come on already. That's great.

Well, let's leave baseball in the rearview mirror. And we're gonna have some regulars on this show. And I wanna introduce to some of the non-sports fans out there, somebody who you might know. His name's Colin Cowherd. And here, Colin gives a list of quarterbacks that have absolutely no chance of winning the Super Bowl this season, none, no chance.

Let's give a listen. Kyle has got some hot takes this guy. Hot takes. I like Kyle. Kyle heard. And then the third category is 20 guys who are not getting to a Super Bowl and certainly not winning it. And that's everybody else.

From Baker Mayfield, Teddy Bridgewater,ne haskins guy the guys that are just not that that that that that okay spoiler dwayne haskins is passed away he was that by uh... dump trucker something across the street why would a man is right he has no chance of a silver ball that yeah exactly i mean look everybody's entitled to their opinions on sports but this is a fact he will not win his Super Bowl this year.

Now, there's all sorts of fucked up here because if anyone was listening and they right away heard that and went, Colin then starts to trip up here, but he's not tripping up because he's just announced dead guy name. He's tripping up because the graphic is all fucked up. Yeah, I'll reveal that. But it's yeah, that it says can win Super Bowls. It's can't. Can't win Super Bowls. Okay.

So six stars, four high end stars, and 20 guys that can't win a Super Bowls. Here's not the step of the way. It's the half, does he? Right. I'm surprised I didn't say like Aaron Hernandez. I'm pretty sure Johnny United isn't going to win a Super Bowl this year.

But I don't quote me on that. Jesus Christ. Oh fuck. Whoops. Steve McNair. Well, it was, it was called a best draft. It's in 2013. So someone just grabbed the entire list and subtracted the guys that Colin likes and went,

this is it. Like, damn it. Not a good move. By the way, they did, they did take that out of the replay and the archived version of the show. So some, so Colin Cowherd is somebody that we might not be the only ones focused on. There are some great sites that collect his, his mishaps. Well, you know, that's right, because when that ended, did he go, hey, guys, that graphic

was all fucked up. And then they're like looking side-eyed at each other because that's not even the biggest problem with that. The fact that he just announced dead guy has no chance to win the Super Bowl. Who's going to tell Colin, you know? So, sorry, I thought we were going to read the new member, but then I was going to fill Riley the new member thing. That's it.

Riley much appreciated. I was going to say my joke was in that fucking bad. You fucking idiots. read the new member, but the new member thing. That's a really much appreciated. I was going to say my joke was not fucking bad. You fucking idiots. Sorry, I'm just trying to be able to say the name of the new member. And then it was gone. So I was like, so I pulled what we like to call it cow herd. Let's, let's go on to our next clip.

I don't, I don't watch much tennis, but my understanding in tennis is that it's supposed to be quiet while they're playing. And unfortunately, at the Canadian Open over the weekend, it was not quiet. In fact, it was the opposite of quiet. We're at the gym. Let's go.

Oh wow. Cottonye Joe just came on mid-rally. Three, lay the points. I mean, people are fashionable here. You can't play through Cotton I Joe by the red necks. Right. I mean, it's such a distraction that that man in the umpire booth has a stern look on his face.

Yeah. But why is Cotton I Joe even cute up at a tennis stadium? I was wondering the same thing. Did they play that between matches? I remember it used to be a Yankee stadium back in the day. Maybe it still is and that sort of makes sense. Where's the fucking Gary Glitter and play me some mountain music by Alabama. So fun fact about me, I owned this disc, this CD, the red necks. And it had a couple of bad ways. Isn't it, isn't it red necks with two X's on the end? I think just

the one X, but it's not, it's not correct. But they had some bangers on there. I mean, if you want to talk about the best techno bluegrass band of all time, it might be that. I don't know. I'm just throwing it out there. No, and we're made worse because you just threw it out there. Our next clip is one that Eric brought to us. So I don't know if you want to set up a former Heisman Trophy and also a former detective from the police squad. Also known as Detective Norbert. Hello Twitter world. This is out yours truly. So one of the things you'll notice about the juice is he's getting so old. His eyes are pointing down like droopy dog. Okay. You'll notice that. And even though we now have the end of the Henry rugs, the third drama, he was the former first run draft pick

from Alabama to the Raiders. And then a horrible incident speeding at 160 miles an hour, smashes into a woman, car burst into flames, her car, she dies, her dog dies. It's terrible. He's going to prison for extended time but the juice isn't going to focus on that he's going to use the sentencing of Henry rugs the third to put it back on him about the injustice that he has received oh my god correct the juice always makes it about the juice. And that's why I really do love him. Hey, it's world, it's me, yours, three. He said, act the world now. God damn it, he didn't recover that.

That's the best idea when I watch the clip. I didn't know where that is. I didn't know where that is. You see the only guy that says X. I still see only Twitter. I'm sorry. Well, hello, X world, it's me, droopy dog. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Hey, it's world, it's me, droopy dog. Hey X world it's me, yours truly now. I know I

with the college on a football scholarship but somehow this map is not adding up to me. You're driving a car roughly 160 miles an hour on a public street and end up killing a girl in her dog and you get three to ten years. You go to a hotel room that you're invited to retrieve your own personal stolen property. Property I now have because it was ruled to be mine by the state of California. Just saying and you get 9233 years same court house same city same state I don't know somehow it just does not add up to me. I just say it. I'm just saying. You know, same courthouse, same city, same state. No, we had that at courthouse. I just said, right. The only difference is, the only difference is I killed somebody.

Yeah, I feel like that a jury should have found that Nicole Brown was entitled to keep her head attached to her body, but I guess the juice felt differently allegedly. He did get screwed. Now, obviously, he did get screwed in that sentence. But if you get away with murder, stop breaking the law. There's no more law breaking for you. You just got to be murder. Now you got a coast. Oh, that's fantastic. And he's still got a handsome smile too. Look at it. Check out the juice. Nice teeth and everything. If I ran into the juice on the golf course, I would 100% ask him for a selfie and I'd give him a hug and I'd share the picture with you guys and be like, yeah, but look, I met OJ. I think we all would. Yeah, absolutely.

You know, he's come back around and here's the thing. People that are my kids age, they all watch the people versus OJ. They finish watching that, not understanding that whole case the way we did. So they're like, man, I can't believe that happened to OJ. They're like, they're like team OJ. All you, a whole new generation of people love the juice, you know? Well, I will say because, you know, I'm a bills fan. I go to bills games every year.

His name has been up on the wall of fame in the stadium for decades. They never took it down. Yeah. Yeah, they're going to stand up on that wall. It's a tire time. My wife went to USC and when we go to the football games, his jersey's still there. Yeah, they're not taking it down.

Yeah, they should bring him back for like a special juice day, you know? He should start doing hurts commercials again at this moment. Yeah, come on. No one gives a shit that he murdered those two people. Fuck those guys. It was so long ago, get over it everyone.

All right, let's move on to our next segment of the day. I see it. Can you take it? I think so. ["Double You, A-G-G-B, Now who are these talk shows?" Just you are these talk shows." Oh. Well, the, uh, who are these talk shows, segment, going to be a little light for the next couple weeks because apparently we launch to show commenting on broadcasters when the view is

on like a month long hiatus. But don't worry, instead of a clip from the view, we have our clip 10, which is Rosembar talking about the view and talking about what be goldberg with Carl's friend Alex Dyn and this is from Rosanne's podcast. Yeah, and I covered Rosanne's new podcast. I think I'm the Drew and Mike show and it's a very weird show. The dynamic between her and her son. They don't really know each other very well at all.

And also, I'll just set it up this way. Whatever Rosanne is on here, I want some of us. She is out of it. She looks like she's having a good time. Disney, I was the only number one show in 15 fucking years. She comes to me over a tweet where as what be goes on every day going, kill the Jews. I know and she's a fake. I heard her name's Goldberg and then she said her son just say it allegedly. And what be going on is fake, kill the Jews. And he goes, all allegedly,

either she says there she does it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. About Disney, I was the only number one showing 15 fucking years. They cancel me over a tweet whereas what be goes on every day going, kill the Jews. I know, and she's a fake, but her legs go bad.

And then she's purposely picked that so people would think that she was doing it. I know, and she ain't no Jew. I know and she's a fake She's a gold base and that she's purposely pick that so people think that she was I know she ain't no Jew and I didn't even think what he was Jewish. Sorry That bad aspect and then he's one of size 22. Well, what's the deal Ted dancing in her? How did they that couldn't have been I'm not even gonna go there. I know but I'm going wait You know they that was a legitimate relationship was a lot. Yes They were in love and he did blackface at a rose. Well, she told him to yeah I was I don't think she's going there. I think a deal though Like I thought it was she thought it was funny and then the next day she turns on him

She told him to do it and wrote the jokes and the next day she fucking turns on it when he got back Lies and psycho. Yeah, oh, I didn't realize that she turned on. Yeah, she was leading that. Oh, she was sitting there and laughing, because they don't film it. The fire struck for the, the fires, whatever it's called. Fire's clubs, the fires, the fires. But they were talking about how she was laughing the whole time. She had the best time about this.

I think that if it was just her alone, I might actually enjoy this. I, the other two two I can't stand, but she's a train wreck. She's fun to watch. Oh no, she's definitely fun to watch. Yes. We're just. She should still have a guest. And I have nothing negative to say about prime time, Alex Stein. But her son should not, I mean, you know, if he wants to like research guests and, you know, sit off Mike, that's fine. But I don't think which one's Alex, I don't know who the fuck these people are. Who, which one's Alex, a bald guy or the guy with hair?

That's the very handsome gentleman who is, okay. There he is. Okay. So, yeah, when, when she's ranting like that, I mean, that is, this is a proof that she doesn't give a fuck about anything. And that's, to me me good for the world. That's great. I want her tweeting whatever she wants to tweet on ambient.

Oh, I want her just going off. And we'll see how long she lasts on YouTube. And I'll just say real quick, Eric, just to let you know, on my set at the same table as this guy at Chrissy Bayer's wedding, we're pretty good buddies. So just before you start doing all it, I'll be Alex Diedbashing over there I just wanted her alone Just look at him and think skinny Tucker Carlson. That's all you need to know I don't Carl sensory me fuck that guy

Vinnie saffid what that's a young Vinnie Paulina right there two bucks love the new showboys keep it up And then I guess Vinnie's watching too because he says, Hey, hey, if you want to give two bucks, there was something in here that somebody wrote that I can't read that made me laugh. So good job. She's high as a shoely. I mean, a kite, but that wasn't the word.

See what I mean. And Rocky says worst episode ever. That is correct sir. $5. Thank you very much for that. It's our first episode. Yes, episode. It's the best and worst episode over.

All right guys, this is the clip that I've been excited to play this entire time. Just I'm just going to set up. I'm so glad you're excited. Yeah, because Sherry Shepherd is a distinguished alumni from the view and she's had a, she has an afternoon show, which basically is Wendy Williams show, which if only we've been doing this show three, four years ago when Wendy Williams was still on. But we'll have to soldier on. And yeah, Sherry Shepherd had a segment called, can you wig it? And I guess Carl, you can wig it because

you seem to have enjoyed it. This is fantastic. I can watch this all day. Our last one comes from a woman in Florida who thought her wig was secured enough for a sling shot ride and an amusement park. But she was wrong. Take a look. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you. That wig, looing to the, and landed on somebody's windshield. Somebody in that parking lot is like, wait a minute, is it rain or wings? Is there a writer's strike? Is that what happened just now? What the fuck was that joke? I was, yeah. He started off with a fucking Sanford and son reference.

Very no one got that. Yeah. Nobody got that there. I would actually love it to see if there's a guy holding a cue card that says, what, is it raining wigs there so that it's actually somebody's breaking the writer's drink so that she doesn't miss a joke like that? Is that the ride that that a couple of years ago that black hodor came flying out of it? Oh, I don't know. Crash, you know what I'm talking about? The there was like a 300, there was like a 300 pound guy. He's been on a ride. Yeah. He was like same ride.

He was a giant. He was like six foot eight, three 50. And they couldn't even get the thing over his neck. And they, and then the next thing, you know, he comes, whatever. What's point? That sounds like a fun one. See if we could find that one for next week, Eric. I was convinced the chick on the left was going to throw up. By the way, she keeps her hand on her face like that. But no, just some good old fashioned wig flying fun. I will say that prior to the wig starting to move, I couldn't tell who was wearing a wig. That's fantastic.

I mean, if you think about it, they, they both look pretty good. I, I didn't know who had the actual wig on. Well, Sherry Shepard is certainly wearing a wig. Yeah. Earlier in the segment, she refers to the fact that, hey, these are expensive. She points around. She, she was telling one of the other subjects of a video, like, you know, you got to use these clips and she took them out. So she's not pretending at least. She's up to all right. Yeah. All right. I'm just going to go on record. And Christian does a lot of the prep for this show and preparing the clips that we look at. I can watch black women

lose their wigs all day. So this is a recurring bet. I'm fine with that. He wrote that somehow. I feel like somehow I feel like Cardiff has a new drop of Carl right there. I can watch that. I can watch it all day. All right. Let's head over to Kelly and Mark. Yeah. Some of us still think of this show as Regis and Kathy Lee, but that's a huge generations removed from that. But yeah, so Kelly and Mark had Snooki from the Jersey Shore on to talk about her daughter's viewing habits. She can't get it now. She's like, have you ever heard of the show, Jersey Shore? I'm like, what are you talking about? All the kids are watching it now. Yeah.

Like, read, it's a whole new generation. And it's scary because my daughter is on TikTok, and I try and like, you know, like, advise like, you know, what she's watching, like, make sure she's not on TikTok. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm

like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, yeah, yeah, like read it's a whole new And it's scary because my daughter's on TikTok and I try and like you know like advise like you know what she's watching like make sure She's not watching anything bad get her I know but she sees old episodes of me and she's like mom What are you doing here? And it's like me drunk on the beach like getting arrested I said I'm acting yeah, yeah, All right. I got a question for you guys. I can't get it now. There she is.

F Mary Kill. What do you got? I'm gonna fuck the dude. I'm killing Sticky. Yeah. And, and, uh, yeah, I think, uh, Kelly has been on that show for like 25 years. So, uh, yeah, I would definitely marry Kelly. Yeah, she got some money. She'll take care of it. Yeah, she'll take care of me. And yeah, and if I need to, I'll kill Snooki twice, I think. And yeah, I mean, look at, look at Mark. I mean, he's in the tightest pair of pants you've ever seen. I know I'll close my eyes. Yeah, the dude, you can, in that clip, you can actually see right where it's frozen,

a wad of dick right there. We can see it. We're all getting too excited. Let me just slow things down. I'll read a couple of superchants. The dude minds 89 and 5 bucks love the new podcast. Love you. Thank you for the support.

I appreciate that. And then Flashy Vic with two pounds. Did Mr. Blatt say he'll open his mouth for members? It's true. I think you did. I think you did say that. I think you did say that. Two pounds, I'm only going to spit.

You have to give me at least 12 pounds if you want me to swallow. Well, let's check the current exchange right before we make any rash cases. Yeah. That's a great point. But my question from that clip for both of you guys is which is worse parenting? Letting your kid watch Jersey Shore when you're snooki or being snooki and having a child in the first place. That's a tough one right there.

I was thinking it right when you said it allowing her to breed. I mean, is it there? If you have, because it looks like she still has fetal alcohol syndrome, her eyes are like one inch apart. So I don't know if that affects what she actually has children. If the kid has FAS, but I don't know, it's pretty dangerous. I'm not going to be on tomorrow's reality shows. If these Jersey shorians aren't breeding. Hey, that's a sh- that's a show. Get the kids of these. Mongoloids. Put them all together. Fuck yeah, you can.

You can be up to you. He's coming back, baby. Well, another favorite on our show is going to be Pears Morgan. Now I know things didn't really work out for him on CNN here in the States, but he's still a wildly popular and respected broadcaster in the UK. And I have to say, I really like the way he handles his guests. But in this clip, our 13th clip,

keep in mind that this show is called Pears Morgan Uncensored. So let's see how Pears responds to a guest who it feels like. And then there's no more royals who did a banner drop. Chanting, can I swear? I just did. A f***ing f***ing feed the hungry, because that's what we want to talk about, right?

You know what, they've done this. You know what, Riz, for a bright young woman who's getting a very good, expensive education, you do behave like a complete, foul mouthed idiot. You don't do stuff any favors. Why do you think coming on a show like this and just repeatedly using the F word? Why do they come on a show like this and just repeatedly using the F

word? Why do you think that makes you look any better? Yeah, I did apologize for that. I did three times. Three times. That was what we said. Three times. Yeah, F the King. Yeah, I'm happy censored. F the King. You can pause it there. Yeah. Yeah, so

the show is called Peerars Morgan Uncensored, but I guess the word uncensored means something different in the UK because they did. I went to the, I guess the surprise. I'm really quick, Christian. I gotta tell this anecdote that you just said that. I went to this punk rock festival

called Anarchy Camp. And when you get driving anarchy camp in this RV that we had, the police go through the RV and check every nook and cranny for drugs and anything that might be fun. And there's a limit on how much beer you could bring in and they check every time you walk it into the festival and back out again. It's fucking anarchy camp. Yeah, false advertising. That sounds like the anarchy that the sex was still saying about. Definitely, definitely, yeah, for sure.

Sorry, I have too much thought over here, guys. So he's all wound up about the fucking F word while who's this other asshole? Is that Gavin from Bush? What the fuck? Yeah, he's a he's on a kick about people who are protesting, I guess, oil usage in the UK. And they do that by stopping traffic, which means, of course, the people have to sit in their car longer and use more oil. So, you know, I might agree with peers on some of these points, but I think the big surprise was he referred to the guest that we saw.

He said that you're a bright young woman. So look, we learned something every day. Well, I have to say, because you, the way you introduce this, when Pierce Morgan took over for Larry King and complained about guns every night on U.S. television, I was a bit annoyed with him. But ever since he's been calling out Megan Markle and exposing her for what she really is, I'm like, I kind of like this guy now. He's kind of fun. Yeah, no, no, exactly. And the fact that he's apparently motivated because he tried to

fuck her years ago and she wasn't interested, it makes me like him even more. You know, I like when people, when things get personal, you know, so it's kind of like the dynamic between Centering John and the Lisa Jordana. Okay. Yeah. I get it. That makes sense. Almost exactly. I'm going to slip one in here real quick, gentlemen, because Eric sent this over right before the show. We might need a new jingle for this. Eric Zane laughs at tragedy for some reason, because he said this over. He's so easy to really enjoy this story from CVS.

Yeah, he LOL'd. Okay, let's see if everyone else enjoys it as much as he did. Joing her birthday floating on the Jefferson River with two of her best friends when a group of otters attacked them without warning. Jeff E. Weld executive director of zoom on Tannet says this type of attack from River otters is going to it hold it hold it look at look at how cute those fire and fire are so cute that oh I love them forever if they come up bearing their teeth I'm just gonna try to snuggle them for God's sake another quick anecdote we were down to

our new house in Florida and right on the canal there in our backyard there's this giant piece of shit and so I asked the guy who knows the area really well I go what kind of animal would shit like that? He goes, that's probably an otter shit. I was like, yeah! That's so exciting! I was like, my back here, it's amazing.

There's typically a pretty reclusive animal. It's why you just, you don't see them that often when you're out and about. The only time you're gonna see them get aggressive is if they're protecting young. So if the parents feel like you're getting too close to their young, they're gonna obviously do everything they can to protect them. Royce was able to fight off the otters enough to swim to

short where the animals left her own, but she and her friends were separated on different sides of the river. One was stranded on a rock in the water still bending off the attacking animals. He won't says if you do find yourself a target of an otter attack, here's what you should do. The best thing to do is fight back. I'm going to fight back. You're bigger, but you got to remember, otters, they're crafty, they're smart, but. Because the best you can do is fight back.

Yo, I'm a big soster. Thank you for that advice. I appreciate it. They seem like, like, you can get a whole of like a, their tail. Yeah. That, bash them together. You know, it seems like to some degree, I think I would fare pretty well against a number of those motherfuckers.

It's facing pretty no more. No, I would fuck up. I mean, I would, I would be happy to see it, but a second and start chewing my fucking face off. I'm going to slaughter that. They have judging from the long tunes that I've seen. Those are those kind of tales where you can pick them up and just swing them in the air and then be useful to hitting another to get out of that water. That in most cases are going to help you. Obviously ward off any kind of

attack like that. So just be mindful. Move out of the way and just move on. The women had one working phone between them and they were able to contact the authorities. But due to the remote location of the attack, it was difficult

for rescuers to locate the group. It was a little less safe. It was a little less safe. It was a little less safe. It was a little less safe. It was a little less safe. It was a little less safe. It was a little less safe. It was a little less safe. It was a little less safe. had one working phone between them and they were able to contact the authorities. But due to the remote location of the attack, it was difficult for rescuers to locate the group.

It was a little less than an hour until they arrived, and Royce said she was on the verge of passing out from her relief in her Facebook post once help was there. She was then flown to Bozeman Dayakines where her friends were taken and treated as well. The women all received several rounds of rabies and tetanate shots. And Royce was stitched up and taken in for facial surgery. Look at her. Wow.

She looks like fucking Chris Draper. She has cat attacks. I can say that I'm really glad that I saw that clip this week and not last week when I sent my kids to Zoo Camp at the LA Zoo and I got a close with the animals. You know, I might have been like, let's, let's skip the, uh, the visit to the otter tank. Hey, where are you kids going? We're going to zoo camp, dad. Okay. See you have a week. They're watching. Take my weed. They're

why? Why do you need me weed in zoo camp? You seem like you'd be a pushover as a father. I liked that about you. 100% because I have a lot of fun. I would imagine Seymoss 40, 44 with five euros. Monday creep off Tuesday broadcasters. Wednesday podcasts, Thursday socials, Saturday Sunday podcasts, five shows a week. That's a daily show congrats, Carol. You've gone daily.

It's about time. It's about time people need more of me. Ruppled Trunch Co. A Colombo podcast, five bucks. What is that piece of ish neat to me? Pervents, it's Stuttering John. What is that piece of ish neat me? I assume near me. So like he didn't want to write out shit. And then neat is probably a typo. So it's supposed to say, what is that piece of shit near me? But I don't get the Pervents

Stuttering John. It could also I could be saying things. I don't even know that I'm saying that happens quite often. Yeah, with the super chats, they get a little club for some times. Yeah, the the proud boys just marched in formation around Rochester. Oh, fuck, I do it. Remember when Brett Farved to that? I'm like, can you or some shit? There was a still. I got to I got to dig that one up. Jesus. Yeah, that might that might be a broadcasting Hall of Fame even if it was old me on cameo, but you know, good times there. And then we got ice wall. Oh, come. All right. So there's a good example with five pounds. Carl. Uh, Carl, do you, Carl? You pack a sucker? All right.

Do we have Carl? I don't know what you just said. I get it. I get it. Okay. All right, moving on to the next feature here. Yeah, we're moving on to Pundits. Folks out there need to listen up, mainly because here comes who are these pundits.

Yes. Pundits. We're going to only have one clip in this segment, but it's a little bit of a long one, and it's kind of an inception style clip because we're going to react to a clip where the hosts are reacting to another clip. But I think it's all worth it, and it's a perfect summation of what this show can be. So you're going to see a clip from the young Turks. They're a very far left broadcasting outlet. And maybe

some of you agree with what they have to say. And you're going to hear a clip from Alex Jones, which I know from comments I made on who are these podcasts. A lot of you agree with what Alex Jones has to say. And I think everybody's going to agree. It's a funny clip. The only real loser I think is comedy when we get to Junkie Eugenger's improv skills. But they do get Alex Jones bad on this one. Well, I don't know if he's going to know what hit him after this sick bird right here. So sick guy. All right, so let's play that back one more time to see the living creature that basically stole the show during Trump's interview with Eric Bowling.

No, there's a fly on his face. a flying landed on his face for maybe a second. So, maybe the sense of happens time to time and it's fun to joke around about it. You know this has happened with the little gnats in the studio with us, right? No way, no way, it only happens to the bad guys. In fact, so look, a good flying land zone. What's the guy I guess supposed to do? But no, apparently, me something very awful. That's why I want to go to the Alex Jones. We have a lot of videos for you guys on fly.

This is very important. Very important. I want to go to the Alex Jones video because he's going to tell us it's import. Let's listen to it. Folks, let me just take something out. If the media wants to go with this, that's fine. There are dozens of videos and photos of Obama having flies land on him indoors

at all times of year, and he'll be next to 100 people and no one has flies on him. Hillary reportedly, I mean, I was told people around or that they think she's even possessed, okay? I'm just gonna go ahead and say it, okay? Now, here's my question for you,

and I want to play a little bit longer. But why would the the flies go anywhere near these lizard people? It seems very counterintuitive to me. Think you'd want to avoid the lizards would want to eat the fuck. You think Hillary, they'd want to avoid Hillary Clinton and Obama. But all right. I also want to The people in Hillary Clinton's orbit that are, you know, confiding in Alex Jones, you know, is it's Anthony Wiener's ex-wife is like, Alex, I gotta let you know. I'm pretty sure she's demon possessed.

I know it. He's got a lot of moles on the inside this one. I'm sure. That's why when I see her when kids are by her, I seem to get scared myself for the child. I mean, you that big rubber face, that. I mean, this woman is dangerous ladies in gentlemen, that's, I'm telling you. She is a demon.

This is biblical. She's going to launch a nuclear war. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I mean, look, I don't know, I can't help but laugh as I've heard now heard that clip three times every time I literally LOL.

So he's just gonna say it guys, he's just gonna say it. She's just saying it. He's possessed by demons, that's why flies landed on her and Obama. And he just has salt with Trump. Oh my God, Alex Jones. It turns out Donald Trump is possessed by demons. Oh my, I can't wait for Alex Jones to tell his audience this. I'm sure he's going to be right on top of it because if Alex Jones is one thing, he's

principal. First of all, he sounds drunk. Yeah. And he actually sounds intoxicated. And he should be selling like fucking Rita's water ice on the goddamn shore. That's what I think this guy should be doing. And then all of this, all the time that they've spent on it. And no one's really said anything funny.

It's all a big, it's like in the writers meeting, where's the actual joke in all of this? Right. You know, when you say- When you did established the writers are on strike. So when you had to say that I L.O.L.d every time right after watching, it's like, I just noticed you didn't L.O.L.

that time. So what do you mean? I think you're like, lock Jesus. Yeah, but I don't know if that was Jones recovered. I'm not sure.

He's like, he's like, I'm assuming for $1 trillion. That's fine. I just can have sank burning me like this. This is terrible. I think, I think that we're going to probably have the opportunity to share a lot of clips of

the young Turks and their network. Listen, we want people to watch the show. Christian, please. That's not a good way to tease future episodes with the young Turks. Well somebody in the chat like the chick who was talking said that her ass was juicy. So, that might be was juicy. So, maybe the reason, that might be the reason enough to use it. My goal was $20.

I don't know why everyone says Eric Zane sucks. He's not that bad. That's what I have to try to say. I even tweeted that earlier today. I, Harle's been saying that to me for two weeks and I don't see it yet, but I might come around. It was not that bad.

I, that's going right on Eric's LinkedIn. I guarantee you that is profile page. Not that bad. You're not that bad. A pretty shabby. Thank you for the $20 mongo. Thank you, mongo. That's very sweet of you.

And guys, let's not all start super change. Just to show an air exchange. Let's not do that. Yeah. That would be very rude. start super change is to shine air xanel let's not do that uh... that that would be very rude we're the only you two body and says very polite very sensitive very sensitive hopefully they're ready for uh... who are these

politics a lot of people talking about christian carls segment making it great with who are these politics. Now, that's a production right there. What do you think about that imaging, Zane? I like the time. The other ones are like five minutes long. That one's actually. That one's short. Well, the chat really likes that that sweeper didn't mention Eric's name. So God damn it. It's already begun. So our first clip here, I was thinking about, I guess it's clip 18, I was thinking about how I'm going to really miss both of these people in this clip. Chuck Todd's retiring from meat depressed. And Mike Pence is like weeks away from

retiring from politics. But this clip that we have, it's from the weekend. And it's kind of a masterclass in, you know, you have the one guy who tries not to let you get away with refusing to answer a question, but no matter what, the other guy's not really gonna give you the answer you want. And I think the real star of this clip for our visual audience is the pen.

You'll see that Chuck Todd has a pen here. So I think that's my takeaway from all of this. Do you consider yourself a MAGA Republican? I'm incredibly proud of what we did in the Trump Pence administration for four years. And you better believe it. In those four years, after eight years of the slowest recovery since the Great Depression, eight

years of an under Barack Obama and Joe Biden that saw military cuts that hollered out our military eight years of liberals on our courts under the Trump Pence administration with the support of mega Americans. We literally did make them what a dynamic personality. Jesus Christ, Pence, put everyone to sleep. I'm sorry The question he's answering yes, I am I give him I think he is He's literally said I'm proud of what we did in those four years when he was in the administration He's describing he's asking about right right yeah, yeah, I didn't hear the word yes though, but I need a new chuck I chucked neither chalk nor his pen seem to hear the word. Yes.

Make America great. You're a mega for that. Pandemic struck and look. I'm a Christian, a conservative and a Republican in that order. I've always said that. Yeah. People who know me know those are my values, those are my ideals. And I really believe that the agenda that I've always been about,

that I'm looking forward to making. I've taken that to base stage. Is the identity that I've always been about, that I'm looking forward to making, I've taken that to base stage, is the identity that'll bring this country all the way back. And believe it or not. All right. Yeah. That was supposed to be some kind of a gacha. Now this was the vice president for the president who made up Make America great again.

So I'm not sure how this is a gacha in any way. And can I just say is it crazy? It's one of the least controversial slogans before all of a sudden the left made it seem like it was this racist thing. It's one of the least controversial slogans I've ever heard from a campaign before make America great again. It's like who's against that? I'm confused. Well, I mean, I agree with you. I mean, I don't have a problem with that. But it just works because when I say MAGA, we all have that we all have a picture of the same way when the other side says, woke, you know, we've all woke. Everybody's got the fucking word.

Eric, we talked about it. This is a non-woke show. Come on. Don't go triggering people with that won't talk over there. That question is so obnoxious though. Yeah. He does, but I'm sure whoever they replace him with is going to be just as talented and I'm sure it'll be another white guy. Well, I think I think he should have, I mean, once he didn't answer it, rather than interrupting him and fidgeting in his

fucking chair, he should have just let him say what he wanted and say, okay, so you're not really answering. And then move on instead of acting like an asshole while he's trying to talk. Right. Yeah. No, I think the great Tim Russell would have just turned his head and started watching the bills game and ignored whatever Pence was saying. Also, I would have felt that too. I also would. Exactly.

Something a good strategy. So we've got one more political clip and here are two of our great minds. Kamala Harris basically explains to Al Sharpton that all of her supporters are kind of losers. So give a listen and hear her explanation. Are you concerned about turnout, especially among blacks in the election? You hear these polls? Are you concerned about them?

I am always concerned about turnout, whatever election we are talking about. Because let us in a moment where we thank everybody for what they did to turn out in 2020 appreciate that it takes an effort to turn out to vote. People have things to do. They have obligations. If somebody is working two or three jobs, if they've got a bunch of children and they need to worry about who's going to take care of the kids while they go vote or people have obligations every day.

But especially the people who have most of the stake in the election are often the people who least have the luxury of taking time out of their day to do something that is not an immediate obligation. Now, yeah, doesn't it just have just giving them an out right there? Is she she's like, no, I hope they vote for me, but you know,

if they're busy that day, they have everything to do, I get it. Look, I know that the people who would vote for me have too many kids and they're way too busy to vote. It's fine. We get it. You're not going to come out. It's all right. You know, we've, we've got a plan.

If you don't show up to vote anyway, don't you worry about us. I always struggle when they talk too much. Like when she's answering there, she's there's no way she's going to do anything like a brief answer. It's always like she's been trained just to go on and on and on with horrible details, and not really just kind of dance around it. What are my big bet be? Well, I have to say Kamala Harris might not be the world's greatest vice president, but she is up there. And this is my favorite. I just want to hear her talking about the conflict in Ukraine.

This is my favorite thing that she has said. So Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country, Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So basically that's wrong. Is there anything in the constitution we can kick her out of office for that sentence right there? That was less profound than fucking green eggs and ham. Oh shit. Jesus Christ. Can you back up to the beginning of that clip and look at how little sharpton has become?

I think he's like three foot two. He's just shrinking. What a little buddy there. He used to look like 1998 Tracy Morgan, you know, and now it's, I thought Jim Henson had passed away, but he's still building these things. Wow. But actually, sharp, sharp, is the reason why I was so excited to come across this clip,

because I literally had no idea that he was still broadcasting. And maybe some people in our audience didn't even know that MSNBC was still broadcasting. But the fact that sharp, and it's still on, it sets me up for possibly two of my, at least two of my top 10 favorite clips of all time for our broadcast. Quite have happened a long, long time ago, but let's discuss with Carl and Christian, who are these moments in broadcasting history? Now, some of you might have actually heard, especially this first one. I think Jim Norton and Sam Roberts used to use it as this montage at the beginning of

the show, but it's still great. Both of these clips, I think, speak for themselves. So let's just dive into clip 20, where Al is trying to give a tribute to a dear friend of his. Yeah, that's the classic. So in the words of my late friend, I read the Franklin show some R E S P I C T. In the next time you get a black woman and a big old confuse. Remember this.

All right. So he literally pulled the thing. Simpsons writers came up with this For Homer who's supposed to be the biggest buffoon in the world and Elchrept is literally just dead I'm a college man. I won't need my high school diploma anymore I am the smart I am the smart I am the smart I am the smart It's the Marty. I mean it's the mayr. T. At least hold the notice of the fucked it up. Yeah, he did he did correct it quickly Yeah, God Max Brangle with two bucks says her administration is why people are working three jobs boom take that Harris Damn

Got a good roasted roasted. And our final broadcasting hall of fame clip is it was a regular drop that we would use on the old Dennis Miller show. Once this happened, you would probably hear this three, four times a week. It is Al Sharpe, maybe having a mishap with the teleprompter. And I do want to say, I've heard this cup of budget times, they play and I know a gendle a lot too. I've been there.

This is where you say the wrong thing, you lose your place, and your mouth just starts making fucking noises because you're just trying to get through it. This is, this actually makes me tense up inside. Yeah, I know, I might have happened to me at the beginning of the show. I'm the I'm going to do is to get it.

Tonight is the measure of whether the country begins in the state of Wisconsin, a national drive to push back, or whether we have more to go to build a movement of resistance, but resist we must we must and we will much about that be committed That's a rough part there. Damn wow It was like uh, when a person said takes a long time for them to fall when they start to strip yeah, you know, and it's like slow motion. That's fantastic.

Oh, I guess I pronounced Vinnie's name wrong before we gave us a $2 super chair. Here's another one from Dini, Sepatwap. Vinnie's Sepatwap. Did you say Dini the first time? Vinnie's Sepatwap. Don't misproduce my name. It's rude. You're right.

That is rude. I apologize for that. Is that a sock account from Tuky? It seems like the narrative there fits into what Tuky's is. Interesting. Interesting. I got a forensic accountant on this, please.

I do need to know what's going on there. Guys, I have a kicker for us today. I have a little bonus, and I'm taking credit for it, but actually this came in from one Eric Zane, and we have a little local news. Others give us a chance. We appreciate it. Eric Zane and we have a little local news. Others give us a wee appreciate. Double you waiting me. I'm on this local news casters.

Who are these news casters? I can let you set this one up, Eric. So that you found it. Thank you. Thank you, Carl. Over the weekend, there was a air show in Michigan and the story is a regular citizen actually had a 1981 MIG, like a Russian MIG. And he and his buddy were in the air show, the pilot and co-pilot.

This is the play that was in top gun, you know, the first one. So they're flying it through and they fuck it up and they hit a jacked and the two dudes fly out of the fucking thing and it goes smashing down. Unbelievably misses everything, even though it's a residential area and the plane blows up. News anchor is getting the lady on the street report who was actually there watching the air show. What was the two things to pay attention to? There's someone who tries to sneak into the shot, watch for that early. And the lady, it might be the dumbest

person ever because though all the clues indicate that a huge tragedy has occurred, she doesn't quite understand until like someone tells her. And I have to say that local news does this all the time. They find the dumbest people and that's always what they lead with. It's a smart move. And I think she had the beaten pediment where her tongue comes out on the F-5.V. Alright, let's take this out. Had to say, we hear the loudest noise. It did not sound normal. We knew right away something was wrong, so we jump up and there are two guys right in

front of us in parachutes. We could have touched them through the balcony window. Like the balcony, we could have reached could have touched them through the balcony window. Like the balcony we could have reached over and touched them. So they're floating down one landing in the water and the other one near the bushes. We didn't realize that it wasn't part of the air show. So we thought it was part of the air show. Not it wasn't until two minutes later when the police and all the boats off the lake all made their way over to the people who had parach it out that we realize this is not a show.

What's crazy? This woman was living in Ukraine. She would think it wasn't air show. I guess that was all. By the way, I think that lady there is showing some toe. Yeah, I think you're right. Wow, I'm pretty sure there's some toe. We have a lot of all on toe alert there.

Now we know how she got the job. Wow. So that woman thought that part of the air show was one of the airplanes smashing into the ground, nearly avoiding an apartment building. I mean, you guys have probably been to air shows. I think that's just the best air show ever. That would be pretty cool. Oh my God. All right.

Geese comes in with two bucks. This podcast needs 100% more potato. Let Vinion. Oh, you zagged. I thought you were going to zigg. Well done, Geese. Well, that's it, guys. I think we've done everything we can do when it comes to, uh, talking about broadcasters for this Tuesday afternoon. A lot of good

things. A lot of good things. We know who they are now. And now we don't know what to do with that information. I don't think we know who they are yet. I think we still have to get to the bottom of who are these broadcasters. That's just my hot take on it. All right. So with all the fantastic preparation that you've done in between each segment, Carl, please tell me you have a fantastic way to wind the show up. Well, I do. It's our old intro theme.

I was gonna play as an outro theme. But before I do that, let me just plug something real quick. On this very, well, not, I'm sorry, not on this channel. On Southern John's channel with six o'clock today, I will be on with Stuttering John. So please tune in for that. That's mine and John's round two of our debate. Can I ask a question? Can I ask a question? Please. As time has passed, are you, are you friendly now with each other? Are you like, are you becoming, I don't know, is this something, is a relationship blossoming there?

No. No. John and I have had cordial conversations with each other on the phone where John wants to get into certain things I say, no, save it for the air, because I'm not talking to you about this, unless we have an audience listening to it. Okay.

But will you feed my cats when I'm out of town? Right, I know, for a size, so no, I still have some things I need to work out with. John, I'm looking forward to talking to him. No, don't work it out. Oh, we have some things we need to work through, I think. Therapy session. Yeah. Also, if you want to see us live with Eric Zane, the rest of the who are these podcasts crew, the Drew and Mike show, we will be in Detroit, Michigan, September 15th, go to whtplive.com, is where you can get your tickets for that.

You know what I should probably just have this thing running, if I was smart, if I was ever in marketing, I would know to promote the other things that I'm doing. Christian Blatt, where do people find you? Yeah, so I'm gonna be like the juice and let you know that I can be found on X threads and Instagram at Christian DMZ. And of course, after your big sit down with Stuttering John, you can find me tonight on compound media at seven Eastern on that Jameson show. And I'll also be on why you laughing with blind Mike Geary tomorrow. We're going to be talking about Colin Quinn. So check out all of that. Very good. And Eric Zane. I just want to mention the Patreon, which you can sign up for my Patreon for seven days free.

patreon.com slash air, you do have to put an appaiment for them in there, but cancel it right when you start. I don't give a shit. And you get the seven days, but I'm hoping you'll like it and you'll continue on. I have a show called, who are these Zanes, Carl? Yes. Where I review all my old shitty air checks, which means everything prior to today, we review and rip myself a new asshole with my partner, Ben Glaze. You will be getting a season to cease from my attorneys very soon.

That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. Patreon.com slash air exchange. Very good. So, Carl, I do, you know, when we did our test show, I had a test sign off. I've tweaked it a little bit. Okay.

Let's see if this is a great way to end the show. That's all the time for today. But remember, every mic is a hot mic, but not every carl is a hot carl. We'll see you next week. Who are these broadcasts are doing the work for people? The mainstream media makes tremendous mistakes. Let's find out. Oh, come on.

It's no joke. We are doing it. We are having fun. Who are these broadcasters are making sure you get the narrative. Carl Christian both are doing the tremendous job. Probably the best job anyone has ever done. Lots of people are saying that the best broadcast there ever was. For these broadcasters is on your side to observe and report. For these broadcasters, with Carl and Christian, you know, folks,

it's really no different than a police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefire running into a burning building. It's what they do.