Who Are These Podcasts? - WATB Ep03 - Peoples Gas
Episode Date: August 30, 2023This week on Who Are These Broadcasters, Christian, Eric, and Karl start with local news covering a house that exploded, killing five people. Unfortunately they won't ever get to the bottom of why it ...happened. Oh well. Then they pay tribute to Bob Barker by showing the worst contestant ever and checking out Eric Zane's recreation of the Happy Gilmore scene. Also, funny moments from the Republican presidential debate, Trump on Tucker, LLWS jinx, a fan runs on the field to fight Ronald Acuña Jr., and more. Watch it on YouTube – https://youtube.com/live/d2D4fAwoXsA More Eric Zane - https://ericzaneshow.com/ More Christian Bladt - https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174 More WATP - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Well, you know what they say in the news business? If it bleeds, it leads, and our friend, Eric Zane, brought this one to our attention,
a house explosion in the Pittsburgh area.
What can you tell us about this ahead of time, Eric?
Well, there's not a lot left.
That's what I can tell you. If it blows up at leads, I mean,
occasionally you'll see somebody whose house exposed and somehow they'll say no one was
heard and I don't know how that could be. That's not this story. Everyone's super dead.
And it was caught on a ring video camera, but there's a couple of caveats to it that I thought were strange
because typically when a house blows up by the end of the day, you have, okay, uh, yeah, it was a
gas leak, not so in this one though. All right. So here's a ring cam footage of the explosion, I'm not going to be a big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, houses and blowing up. So they're not the worst. There's different reason you hate your Florida neighbor though.
That's true. Sticks.
But family members have confirmed to us that two of the victims were
father and son Casey and Keegan Klontz. Casey worked for people's gas.
He was a football and gymnastics dad.
The family sharing these photos of Casey with his wife, daughter and Keegan.
The family also noting that Keegan was an employee at people's gas.
and Kagan, the family also noting that Kagan was an
employee at people's gas.
There's the obliteration of
those three homes, as you can
see. Yeah, look at that.
So that's the drone footage
right there. Wow.
So I lifted out of the news
those two things that I thought
were strange because I I saw
the first bit of coverage
where it was the female voice
or the male voice. I forget
which one, but they're, you know, they're doing okay.
The father and son perished in this as well as three people that lived at this home.
Oh, by the way, the dad of that father son, he worked for the local gas company.
Right.
And I thought that was weird.
And then just by chance, I happened to click on another reporter reporting on the same
thing six hours later.
And he said the same thing.
Oh, by the way, this guy works for the local gas company.
So I thought that up because I want to, I'm going to play, we were going to play this
last week.
We said not to because we wanted to get this footage.
I want to play this other story because there's some clues in here that I was keying in on
that I think are worth noting.
Let's put it that way.
Let's get things have quieted down at the site of the home explosion as rain has come.
Well, that's how explosions work. They don't just stay exploding.
The things have quieted down since the explosion. Well, yeah, I would hope so.
After the ride, I did things quieted down.
Brilliant. I hope it's not that that's why PTSD happened because the explosions are actually
still going on 20 years later and
you can't stop.
Probably the July or the July in later in the day, but we've been hard at work trying to
learn more about the five victims who lost their lives.
Officials still have not identified any of those victims.
Police said medical examiners revealed four adults and one child died here in plum, but
family members possibly a midget verse have confirmed to us
that two of the victims were father
and son Casey and Keegan Clontz.
Casey worked for people's gas.
He was a football than gymnastics dad.
Always with his kids, the duo hunted
and fish together often.
Hegan would have been 13 in January.
We said all right.
I don't want to get nitpicky.
So he's so all right.
So hold on.
I'm so he's 12.
Yes, it's 12. Yes it's
August. He would have been
June. He's been in the
community before he was in
there. Yeah. Okay. It's 12.
You got it.
Welcome to many neighbors in the
area off camera. They're still
processing this entire situation.
What happened in their backyards?
Many hoping for an answer. Why
did this happen? Officials are
asking people to keep in mind
that this investigation will take a long time.
Please understand that this will be a slow
and long process as things need to be tested
and there will be lots of forensic testing
to be able to prove anything one way or another
and that this investigation may last for months if not years.
So please keep that in mind. It's a slug.
It's gonna last for years.
Low process.
Yeah. People in this area have been
then to buy the guy just speaking who I don't know if he's a sheriff
or whatever. He knows 100. He knows like 99% what happened.
He works for the Cowan. I'm gonna tell you for a long time.
He works for the Cowan. Yeah, we'll get to do it.
Well, he's one of them included about a gas well in this area.
Pittsburgh's Action News 4 has confirmed that there is a well nearby,
but it is not owned by people's gas, which services all the homes in this
neighborhood. People says its system was operating as designed the
morning of the explosion reporting in Plum. Tom Garis Pittsburgh's action
news for. So I love the politician. His immediate thing is just like,
get off my back. We're not gonna know shit for years
I know one of your questions every fucking day about this all right. We're not talking about it relax about that
So I think I know who's responsible for this guys. It's the company has been brought up about 30 times as we started the show
people's gas
I mean obviously it's people's gas and they're never gonna get to the bottom of it
That's the whole point.
Obviously somebody went over to the county went, look at, we really got to bury this one.
This is going to look really bad.
There's going to be lawsuits.
We're going to be sued into oblivion.
I don't know what the county is going to do.
It's like, okay, no, we got you.
We'll cover for you.
Yeah, and the general manager of the new station is like, all right, look,'re gonna we're gonna let go of it but you have to let us show the dead kids
all right
we have to make
uh... we have to say he's almost thirteen not that he's twelve
there was rumor that the uh... that the fucking hot water heater wasn't working
and so the number suggesting that he went in there and maybe
uh... was doing something with the hot water heater. I don't know. So I've had the hot water heater go out at my house in a bad way, and that
house was still standing. And so were all of my neighbors. No one died. So he's an employee.
But did you have anybody from the gas company there? Maybe you had somebody from the gas company.
Could be fair. No one from Conrad had been invited
into the home.
Right, so they said he's an employee there.
They didn't say he was a good employee.
He's probably sucked at his job.
Yes, just like bloop and house.
Zero days since the last workplace incident.
Yeah, it's like, it's like, oh yeah,
was an employee at the infectious disease lab in Wuhan China. Oh, okay
Did you bring any work home? Yeah, that was the first to do head COVID, but it's probably they probably bought a bat on the way home
I'm sure
And we're off of YouTube
Yeah, but in any case, oh, we're off on now. I'm kidding. It's a joke about the fact you can't see things like that on YouTube
We're off on now. I'm kidding. It's a joke about the fact you can't see things like that on YouTube
I think I've been relaxed
You know, I'm very gullible once a show. I'm gonna think that we're off But let's try to lighten the mood from from dead kids and head to our second clip
And we're gonna meet Julie Baker from Colorado Springs and I want to ask you gentlemen and everyone out in the audience
is she trying to go viral or is she actually annoying and I want to ask you gentlemen and everyone out in the audience, is she trying
to go viral or is she actually annoying?
And I have my thoughts, but I wanted to, this is a compilation that was put together prior
to me finding it.
But it's fine, I'll show you.
So we didn't make this compilation, it's my point.
Fox 21 Morning News, I am your nightmare.
You will beg to wake up if you're a cop.
That is scary.
Well, good morning to you,
your young whipper snapper, wake up and greet the day
for eyes and shine.
You know the rest of us have had too,
so you got to as well,
because the American society refuses to give in
to the four day work week.
Welcome to Fox 21 Morning News.
I'm a menace to society in for Craig Coffee.
And I'm a Grimland throw water on me, see what happens.
In for Craig Coffee.
And I'm a little leprechaun.
Yeah, Craig Coffee.
Well, take it, we like it.
Do you like it?
I found the stress.
I looked at my mirror, I coupled it with my red hair,
and I said, I'm a little leprechaun, leprechaun,
they're good luck.
Do you like this look?
Yeah.
Bring a slide into my DM's letter.
I might. I might.
I might.
Yeah.
So, I think your opinion probably starts with an important question.
What do you gentlemen think of genders in general?
Because there's a very divisive topic.
Many of beer has been spilled over a disagreement on genders.
I am a fan. I am a fan.
I'm a fan.
Newis Railer says I am scared and pitching a tent.
Yes.
Yes.
And frightening.
And I am married to a ginger.
Oh, very good.
OK.
So we know what your answer is.
You just can't say it.
I'm like, we got married to a ginger.
And I stuck my finger in another one.
Whoa.
And I won't tell you.
I won't tell you his name.
Oh, I see what you did there.
No one told me there was going to be boasting.
It was Ed Sheeran, but there's a couple things here.
The first is this outfit, this green outfit that she's talking about.
You can clearly tell that a, look, I'm no fashionista, but you can tell that a belt is supposed to go with it.
And then she did not find the belt this morning. I like to imagine that just stuff strewn all
about her apartment in Colorado Springs, which is where she is. But the reason why I think it's
all a bit of a work as they say is this is from Julie Baker's Instagram profile. So she put this out there.
This isn't somebody watching like, wow, I can't believe our local newsperson is so annoying.
Instead she puts it out there. So I don't know if this is just some ginger thirst trap
that I don't understand where she wants to annoy you. I'm not really sure, but I think
I like her.
I have a theory on this. And I agree with what you're saying.
She's probably doing this on purpose to go viral.
Because at first, as much as I thought this was maybe over a couple of years time, all
the crazy things you said, I realized, oh, that's the same outfit.
This is just one day.
I have a feeling you guys ever have an edible before bed.
It's a little stronger than you thought it was going to be.
And you wake up and you get to go to work and you're still very high.
That's the sudden. No, no, no, no, no, it'll take your word for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's get a let's yeah, let's just say I had to
had to miss a big 30th birthday brunch for my wife
because of the night before and I was just like,
you can't bring me.
This is this is not gonna work.
I gotta stay here.
I had a business trip up in Montreal
and we're hanging out with the clients
and of course the clients are the boss
of the clients are like,
we're gonna go get adibles,
we're gonna go to a strip club.
Oh boy.
And I went, I'm gonna go to the casino,
you guys have fun.
And so my co-workers did adibles for the first time ever
and of course they don't kick in for a little bit.
So I'm like, I guess we got to eat more.
Yep.
Fast forward to the next morning
when I'm driving both of them back from Montreal.
I was not supposed to be the one driving.
I'm driving both of them back to a Rochester from Montreal
and both of them were on the verge of having their insides
come out the entire way home.
So maybe something like that was happening.
I don't know.
This may be the equivalent to when radio guys trying to get a new radio job in another
town. He he sends a tape full of three minutes of his of his big hits, you know, his best
bits and sends it on that. She's she's auditioning. She's like the wild and crazy newscaster who's
going to she's going to, you know, do the 9 a.m. show when the when the hard news gets
done. See, I thought you were going to a.m. show when the, when the hard news gets done.
See, I thought you were gonna say because Opie claims when they got fired in Boston
for saying the mayor was dead as an April Fools prank, he claims he did that on purpose
in order to get fired in order to get a job in New York.
You know, it's pretty convenient that he had that whole master planned out and it worked
out exactly how he wanted it to.
I think maybe she's trying to get fired because she wants to go to a bigger market. You don't think that's the case here, Eric.
You could very well be because, you know, a lot of times like OP, he would, he would always
get fired and move his way up the ladder. So it doesn't matter what the fuck you did as
long as people were paying attention. It's true. It's not like that now. No, it was back
then for sure. No, now if you get fired like Don Geronimo, you're like you're done
Mark I've been sitting in this room for five fucking years pulling my cock
That's right. What did I say Don Geronimo? I should say the air exate my fan
I haven't left this room. I sleep there
People are saying that John is sniping us if he is I hope he sees this
We're saying that John is sniping us if he is. I hope he sees this.
Deadpool coming in with a hundred bucks.
Thank you, Deadpool.
High boys, great show so far.
Vote for Vinnie.
Vote for Vinnie.
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Deadpool, you gotta be again.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Vote for Carl at the creep off 10.
Damn, Deadpool.
But thank you very much for the support.
We do appreciate that.
All right.
But anyone who sends in 99, 99, I will definitely vote for Vinnie.
Carl, we shouldn't have asked you to vote.
If they give me enough money, my vote is for sale, in elections and also for the creep
off.
All right.
The price of saying vote for Vinnie three times is a hundred bucks out of the show.
Fine.
Okay.
That's fine.
We've sent our mark.
And by the way, if John is sniping us, it's not funny.
It's not fun.
But that video that we just watched from Julie Baker, that came to me from my pal Michael
Shirley, who is Memphis's favorite son.
He also sent us our next clip with a, we're going to meet a lady named Yolanda.
And now this kind of helps us understand Memphis a little bit better, that some things are
so common run of the mill that you barely noticed them when they happen here in our clip number three. Watch. Please put your name for me. My name is Ylanda. Why O-L-A-N-D-A.
Just stay down and get down. It's okay. Thank you Lord Jesus. Just stay down and get down.
Yes, now they're coming back. Okay.
You okay, Jay?
Thank you, Lord, for the blood of Jesus that cover us.
Thank you, Father, for the blood of Jesus.
Thank you, Lord.
All right, we should be all right.
Bye, bye.
Yep, oh, so the black house.
You can see the playground equipment where children play there.
That's actually my favorite.
The guy in the studio is in, by the way,
Strayball could have struck a child,
but unfortunately for our purposes, it didn't.
So I'm guessing Yolanda was there.
He would have been 13 in January.
I'm sorry, what are you going to say?
Pardon me.
Pardon me. I didn't mean to jump all over you there. I thought you were
done. Yolanda's been through this a time or two is what I'm thinking. No shit. She's
just like, oh, that's the sound it's drive-by's. Get down. Yeah. And I think Yolanda reacted
the way that I wouldn't. And I would have been much worse than Jay, who is the, the
on air guy who clearly shit himself and had a hard attack. Yeah, sure. God forbid someone move a camera to show what's happening.
I want to see the action.
This is someone who when someone runs out of the football field
and all the cameras are going, whoa,
what's up with the sky right now?
We don't know.
Fucking annoying.
Well, if, if, if a I ray enjoys running onto the field,
boys, he's going to be happy later in the show.
So a I ray coming in with five-year-olds.
TV news anchors are like human auto-corrects.
They're the reason I'm never surprised
when they say breaking news and it's just a breaking blooper.
Sheamus McCallaan, five bucks.
This has to be better than KB, Stutthio,
and Chad Streams already going on right now.
It has to be. I don't know how it wouldn't be.
And nice with 10 bucks live, that's nice.
Thank you, nice.
Much appreciated, guys.
I really like nice.
Everything nice says is so nice.
I really appreciate nice.
I know, and you know what else was really nice
was Bob Barker who passed away.
Oh my gosh.
Just this past weekend, and I think we need to give
a little tribute to him.
Okay, that's enough. I don't want to get a copy right? Right, that's...
We've said too much already. Yeah, and, you know, unfortunately, when Bob Barker died,
the first thing he heard from the great
beyond was, come on down. But that's all right. We love Eric's giving you nothing for
that. I tried to Bob Barker joke at the creep office today. He got nothing to do. So you
were good to come with the problem was that I didn't even realize he died. And the best
Bob Barker joke was taken by like eight people because he died at age 99. So he it's like wow
He got as close to a hundred without going over and then I was like I can't even I can't no no that's a that's an excellent joke
And you remember when like Kobe died. Remember an Ari Shafir let him have it. Yeah
Well Bob died and know you know, I don't know what what the difference was
But I mean this guy had more sexual lawsuits, sexual assault lawsuits against
seven sessions.
It was incredible.
There was several.
Oh, that over the years, that wasn't a thing in the 70s and 80s.
That was encouraged on television.
That's back then.
Yeah.
God.
Yeah.
Your boss was supposed to take his dick out at some point and ask what you thought.
Like, you know, especially TV in the 70s, you're just going to have to take my word for.
The showcase girls, could you imagine them? They're backstage are like, how many times did you
rape you? None. Oh, it's okay. Get in here. It's okay. You're just a late bloomer. That's all.
You'll come around. But the the clip that we have selected here,
my friend Bill sent this to me,
and it's great.
The full clip is much too long.
It's still this version of it is still even like two minutes,
but it's probably one of the dumbest people ever to play.
The price is right.
And you can see that this is late Arab Bob Bark Bob Barker you can see he's older he'd
stop dying his hair and also you know this might have even been the day he like went up to management
and said like I you got to bring somebody in here I don't I don't care what sitcom they host
somebody has to replace me at this point yeah but uh it's very entertaining to watch Bob in this clip. That was good just to cover for sure.
We're gonna lose your turn if you don't write.
Now 13,000 won.
Yeah, so there's one digit to Maine, so she has to figure out what he's going to do.
And you should know, you use the one twice, and that's a R.
Now you've used the one here twice.
Reminding her the world. Now you've used the one here twice.
Reminding her the word.
Here are the five numbers using those five numbers right
it down.
19,000.
19,000.
19,000.
19,000.
Are you burning used the one?
19,000.
200.
You've used the one twice.
Can I use the one? 19,200. You've used the one twice.
Can I use the one again, Bob?
19, you've used the one twice.
You know what?
Look, right down here.
What do you want to write?
You want to write 19,000, write it down.
Write it down.
19,000.
Now you have the three, you have the two, and you have the zero left.
320 down.
And no, one more chance.
One more chance.
21,000.
All right, now you have the three, the zero, and the nine left.
Go ahead.
Nine.
Okay.
Zero.
You won.
She won it. Bob won it. She won the car. Bob is exactly three. nine okay zero
She wanted one lose she won the car
Oh You know, he's like over thousands of people that I love them to show that happen one
On the car
He's like he's gonna hold the mic up. He's just talking off mic. He's pissed.
He's actually angry.
And the thing that I don't understand is this woman is jumping around.
She should be embarrassed.
She should be like, you know what, keep the car.
I sock my bed.
Yeah, if I give the car back, can you cut this out of the show?
Right.
Is that something that could possibly make her?
She has no shame. Yeah.
Never.
Hi.
We'll be back after these words.
You wanted to say something.
You just heard about two, yeah.
That woman was so dumb, I feel like Richard Dawson wouldn't have put his tongue in her mouth.
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.
You definitely wrong about that.
When you sent over a clip that was entitled Worst Prices, Right, Contestant, I thought for
sure as you'd be Dylan Mulvaney.
So congratulations on not touching the third rail there.
Right.
No, exactly.
Well, it has to be, yeah, it has to be a Bob Barker clip.
But Eric, I understand that the passing of Bob Barker reminded you of something from
your illustrious career, correct?
Yes.
Working for the local hockey team, they wanted to recreate the scene when Bob Barker and
happy Gilmore got into the fight.
The golf course, because we had like a sponsor for the hockey team was the local golf course. So me and
the play by play announcer for the hockey team, try to do a shot for shot of that scene
from happy Gilmore. I was playing happy.
All right, happy. Nice and easy. That's not nice and easy.
I can't believe that you're a professional golfer.
You should be working at the snack bar.
You better relax, Bob.
There is no way you could be as bad at hockey as you are at golf.
All right, let's go!
You like that old man?
You want a piece of me?
I don't want a piece of you. I want the whole thing
Now you're gonna get it Bobby
Press is wrong Bobby Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you've had enough punk. Enjoy a great meal at railside and the beautiful dining room
around the outside deck. So wedding special events and court questions, questions, press conference,
please again. Can I just say when I started watching that clip, I was all ready to be embarrassed for
you. I was ready to cringe of the week. I'm ready for all this stuff. That was fantastic. You
guys did a busy job with that. did a really great. It also
looked like you had fun. And
yeah, it's the same thing. I
you know, it's perhaps you
won't win any awards for nor
did you, Eric, but it definitely
looked like fun and for a
recreation of a scene from
having Gilmour, you guys did a
great job. So who was the other
guy though? That's Bob
Kaser. He's been announcing for the team since they started like 25,
26 years ago.
So I'm like,
you just reminded me of something Christian.
So my band was asked to play at Darian Lake.
It's a theme park between here and Buffalo.
And so my band plays the show and people seem to enjoy it
and things were great.
So the person at the park that hired us sent us a card
and the card had a photo of our show that he had taken
on the front and I opened it up and it's like a thank you
for doing the show and it says it seems like you guys
have a lot of fun which is not a compliment.
I just want to point that out like the fact that
that was the first thing you said to Eric just now like,
well it seems like you guys are having a lot of fun.
It's like well, okay, but did anyone else I'm hoping that the point was that you said to Eric just now like, well, it seems like you guys are having a lot of fun. It's like, well, okay, but did anyone else?
I'm hoping that the point was that for us to have fun.
The point was for you and show us.
And it's true, there are many times where I've seen a movie
or perhaps even a friend's movie.
And you go like, wow, it looks like you guys had a lot of fun.
Yeah.
Not a confluence, that is usually what that means.
You know what, I never thought of that,
but I'm gonna use that.
I'm definitely gonna steal that.
That's fantastic.
Oh my God, you had so much fun.
You guys seem like you have so much fun up there.
The other one that I like to use,
because I play in a lot of local shows
with other bands that aren't very good.
And so when I'm talking to the guys in the other band,
I'll say something like,
do that guitar tone is killer.
That is a great guitar tone you got there.
You know, oh my gosh, the sound is fantastic in here. You know, just things in our couple who's been sound positive.
And they go, yeah, all right. Cool. I'm looking at what you get those shoes. Yeah. Whoa.
Whoa. What what are those 10 gauge guitar strings on there? Wow. Wow. Ricky, 3225 bucks.
SG never asked. OJ to sign his knife. I was there. Johnny O'Karl $100. Thank you. I
agree with you on that.
I hopped on John Show last night.
I put it on our Patreon today.
I hopped on John Show last night to argue with him
about our $100 bet.
Ghost of Mr. P and Chad's dead transgender brother, two bucks.
Carl, you're gonna have Chad and SJ over for Tito's?
Only if they steal it and bring it.
Mango, 10 bucks, over under and how many
of the girls Bob nailed
over the years.
Oh gosh, it's got to be three dozen.
I would imagine every single one of them.
If you saw them on the show twice, that means that Bob has a real question is how many,
because now they have guys doing that, how many of them are banging?
Drew.
That's the real question we got to get to the bottom of.
Yeah. PD 10 bucks, SJ.
I hope you are taking notes and what funny is FKB and FSJ.
I gotta make bumper stickers.
FKB and FSJ.
Wash man, 30 bucks, three episodes, you did it.
That's where 10 bucks a show.
Way to go gentlemen.
Thank you very much, Wash Man.
We did it.
Three episodes.
We're almost there.
We're not there yet.
But pretty close, dang lizard, 10 euros. You can do much, Washington. We did it. Three episodes. We're almost there. We're not there yet, but pretty close.
Dang lizard, 10 euros.
You can do it, Eric.
You can do it.
You can do it.
Jackass.
All right.
Well, let's move it over.
We're already half an hour into the show.
So let's move it over to who are these politics,
which can be a little divisive,
but we got some good stuff at this time.
This is only going to be fun.
Yeah.
A lot of people talking about Christian and Carl segment, making it great with who are
these politics.
And last week's GOP debate in Wisconsin debate in uh... was constant was notable because uh... donald trump wasn't there
but we did get some great stuff out of those who did show up
uh... and if you're thinking of uh... hey this candidate that candidate was
there and they didn't show up it's because they didn't say anything stupid
and or funny but uh... the debate begins with highlighting the musician
alvar Anthony's song rich men north of rich men
and uh... all of the candidates
had to comment on it. And instead of watching their comments on it, Eric, you found a great clip
of Oliver Anthony himself, didn't you? Yeah, you know, he had, oh, he did. It was going on in the
backyard there and make a fucking song. And now he's a millionaire. And everybody's jumping on board
as hilarious or falling over themselves over this guy. He said, uh, fuck that shit. Uh, that's, this is what the song's about
and talked about it. When the Congress spends trillions and trillions of dollars, those
rich men north of rich men have put us in this situation. Well, you know, like, it was
funny seeing my song in the, it was fun. It was funny seeing it the presidential debate
because it's like I wrote that song about those people, you know, such that they have to sit there and listen to that that cracks me up.
But it was funny kind of seeing the response to it like that song has nothing to do with Joe Biden, you know?
It's a lot bigger than Joe Biden.
He also went on to say it's about the corporate greed of politics.
That's his big point in the whole thing.
And he's like, this is ridiculous.
I wrote that song about US holes and you're talking about it.
I'll tell you, he didn't say those Democrats
north of Richmond.
Right, I think he's trying, you know,
and I'm not going to pretend that's my favorite song,
but I understand what he's trying to say from it.
Yeah.
It's not a great song, in my opinion,
but I do like the message, I do understand
where he's coming from.
But the guitar tone is great in the song.
The guitar tone is great.
It does sound fantastic, but I do like this guy more now,
because I do like the fact that he's going,
no, no, no, no, no.
All you politicians are hateable.
And the fact that these guys don't get that,
they think that they're outside of watching,
they're like, well, yeah, I know those politicians,
they're a problem, but not us. outside in the backyard and has millions of people
watch these videos.
There's discussion that he's making $40,000 a day.
Does that add up?
Is that sound about right?
Compared to with it because he's the biggest thing in the world right now.
You know, honestly, my band makes about 13 cents a week, so I'm not sure, I'm not sure if that adds up or
not. It's a one better qualified to answer that. Yeah. I don't, I'm always curious as to
what people who have mega popularity, what they can bring in just from YouTube videos.
And, and I think the question is whether or not did, uh, did he, uh, partner up with
like a Colonel Tom Parker type, you know, somebody who's like, I'll take care of you. And I'll, I'll sign all your dears deals for you.
Yeah, we don't want to go to Europe. You don't have a, a fan base over in Europe. You don't
have that right? Well, so as for the debate itself, we saw a little of them in there and
I'm going to have the, the hot take, I'll talk politics for half a second. I feel like Ron DeSantis, pretty close to over.
I feel like he's like a new Coke, he's crystal Pepsi.
He might even be nickel back.
I might even go out on a limb and say he's Kevin Brennan.
And I'm not in a split number seven.
No, it's over.
FRD is what I'm trying to say.
And he's trying to take Donald Trump's number one catch phrase
from him in number seven here. You bring Fauci in, you sit him down and you say Anthony,
you are fired. Kind of worked, though, he did get some applause off of it.
He sounds like he's such a pussy. He's got this very very thin
Kid like an expert. He reminds me of what the fuck in back to the future, you know
Marty's dad George McSly
Sounds like him. Oh God. He just reminds me of such a fucking little weasel
So I know that Trump has your fired copy right it so the
fat he says you are fired is that okay I just want to know with the
logistics are here yeah well he also as we'll see in our next clip I believe
he's not entirely human and his program and doesn't allow him to use So that's why he has to say you are. I said, okay. Yeah.
Come on in, let's go.
Yeah.
We're going to do this.
We're going to do this.
Yeah.
Come on in, let's go.
Yeah.
Come on in, let's go.
Yeah.
Governor?
This is our time for QC.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, for the sake of time,
Brett Barrett had to bail him out,
but you could tell in his mind, he's like, oh, if we just leave him, leave him deer in the headlights
for a solid 10 seconds, but he can hold a pose.
Nobody here to steal. I got to say that if the whole presidential thing doesn't work
out, maybe modeling.
Like that fucking scene in Brady Bunch, great reference when fucking Marsha's starting to glitch.
Is that the one?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, and I think that it just took Brett Barra a second.
He had to, you know, it's an older model to Santa.
He had to do control all the leap and then he was able to actually restart.
I mean, it wasn't as quick.
Okay.
So, but I think the takeaway from at least the crowd there at the debate was that the
big winner was Vivek Ramaswamy, who when Karla and I did a test show, we actually spent
a lot of time on him.
And I think he raised his profile.
He was a bit of a fan favorite and unfortunately Mike Pence decided to take him on.
And the thing you might know, might not know about Trump supporters,
Mike Pence not a fan favorite.
And in general, people don't love him.
So clip nine, Pence decides that he's gonna take a swing.
Now is not the time for on the job training.
We don't need to bring in a rookie.
We don't need to bring in people without experience.
We don't need to bring in a bunch of different things. I don't need to bring in people without experience. We need to bring in the people without experience.
And we're saying, we need to bring in the people without experience.
Now, didn't he run with Donald Trump last time?
Who had no experience in politics?
Right.
Okay, so that's kind of a dumb boy I would imagine.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
It was on his talking points from mother, you know.
That is the longest index
finger I've ever seen in my life.
Holy shit, look at that thing.
Well, you know, this doesn't work out.
You know, it's playing the NBA.
So he's got a future either way.
Look at that.
That guy can pop a basketball for sure.
Uh, unfortunately, also not that popular is Chris Christie.
For some reason, He feels like every
four years he needs to run for president. And you know, just the people in his life don't
have the heart to tell him that, well, he doesn't have the heart to actually, you know, serve
a job for four years. But he also tries to take on Vivek Ramaswamy and clip 10. And I
think Chris Christie is not the one who comes out better in this clip. Enough. I've had enough already tonight of a guy who sounds like
ChatGPT standing up here.
And the last person in one of these debates, Brett, who stood in the middle of the
stage and said, what's a skinny guy with an odd last name doing up here was
Barack Obama.
And I'm afraid we're dealing with the same type of amateur.
Send him sage tonight.
Give me a hug just like you did in Obama.
The same type of amateur.
And you'll help elect me just like you did in Obama too.
Give me that thing.
The same type of amateur.
Got hold on.
Hold on.
Not enough.
I mean, you know, he definitely got in some good ones there.
Vivek Ramaswamy and the fuck was he thinking
with a weird last name?
Obama is a weird middle name.
That's the problem with Obama.
It's the middle name.
The people have his trouble with.
He's, he's, yeah, exactly.
But he, I think that Chris Christie might have been
a little overmatched but uh...
give me a hug and you'll like to me like you did obama uh... you know
can we talk about that to me this information has come out recently
i think this is astounding no one's talking about the fact that
how amazing obama was his first black president
our first gay president and we also had the first first man
in the white house and no one's talking about how amazing that is.
Why do you think people aren't talking about that, Carl?
I don't know, YouTube regulations, I'm not sure.
Yeah, that's probably why, all right.
That's not talking about it.
Allegedly.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you know, there was some brilliant counter programming
because the debate wasn't for everybody.
In fact, I feel like most of the audience probably
didn't watch it.
I feel like you guys didn't watch it. No did. I did. Because I knew there would be some
good clips to take away from it. So at the same time, Tucker Carlson sat down with Donald
Trump and he got right to it. And our clip 13, Tucker asks former President Trump, I think
something that we all actually really care about.
Do you think Epstein killed himself sincerely?
I don't know. I will say that he was a fixture in Palm Beach. Yeah. I don't know what Barr said about it either. I have no idea what he said.
What did he say? He killed himself probably.
He said he killed himself and that they were going to do this investigation.
They never did the investigation. It's never been public again.
They hit it and like, why are they doing that?
He clearly bar new.
But why would Bill Barr be covering up the death of Jeffrey Epstein?
Bill Barr didn't do an investigation on the election fraud either.
He said he did and he pretended he did, but he didn't.
I don't care what you think of Tucker Carlson, but there's a couple clips that we have here
for this show that just reminds you what a great broadcaster he is.
You don't have to like him, you don't have to like what he believes in, but what do you
think he didn't invest in?
And Trump's like, oh, he's a guy around Palm Beach.
I know.
Yeah.
But he doesn't say like, were you guys friends?
No, no, no, he just let, he lets us ask questions in our head, you know,
he doesn't actually ask.
Well, I don't blame Trump for staying away from this one
because he's the same people who can
and will assassinate him.
So he knows the answer,
he's just like,
who knows?
Lots of weird things happen.
Glitch of the Matrix, what are you gonna do?
Okay.
Our clip 14 shows that if nothing else happens after 2024, I think that Trump and Tucker would be able to do those Q&As that sell out arenas like Bill
Riley used to do before he got in trouble. Right. You know, just just a little bit of this clip 14. You'll see kind of right in the middle. Like yeah they they do really work well together they're they're the new martin and Lewis for politics.
They love pictures of him on the beach. I think it looks terrible. Oh sorry I just set
up there talking about Joe Biden. That's right. I'm talking about Joe Biden on the beach.
Yeah. They love pictures of him on the beach. I think it looks terrible on the beach. It looks
terrible on the beach. Skinny legs. Well he can't walk through the sand. You know sand is not that easy to walk through
He's not that easy to walk through. You're right. You're right, Donald Tucker is terrible at this
This is not Tucker's thing goofing on people, but I got to say Trump's the best. I can listen to Trump rag on people all fucking day
Him making jokes about Joe Biden to be able to pick up his legs walking through the sand. I I'm like, that's a brilliant observation. This guy is a comic.
skinny legs skinny legs. What is that? The skinny legs. No, that's not the thing we're worried
about. But, you know, I mean, I don't know how hard walking in the sand really is, but
Joe Biden does seem to have an issue with him. One last Tucker clip. And I have this clip because the show is here
are these broadcasters, and the broadcaster
is very proud of himself.
There's like a freeze frame at the end of the clip
where Tucker really enjoys the conversation here
in clip 16.
But to get into vote,
if you buy groceries, if you buy in,
practically anything, now you have
ID on a card. Credit cards are otherwise. But don't you think it's racist? Just have to
show your ID. Well they probably say that. There it is. There's just finding green. But
it's racist to show your ID, isn't it? So this is what you call a softball interview. Am I
right about that? Chris, shouldn't you
have been around politics a little bit? Here are two people agree with each other on
everything.
Is so boring.
Yes. So I feel like I was able to boil down about two and a half minutes of the good stuff.
Well done.
And yeah, this is definitely a softball interview. You know, Tucker, like about a month ago, he really went after Mike Pence.
That was much more entertaining because he wasn't letting him off the hook with anything.
Now I have to say that earlier we were watching that debate and they tried to make the joke
about chat GPT.
Well, AI Ray is not having it with five-year-olds. People using chat GPT. Well, A.I. Ray is not having it with five year olds. People using chat GPT as an insult.
Get some of the villain in the keyboard kingdom.
But hey, I'm still type out positive vibes.
I'll still type out positive vibes and hashtag chat GPT
villain. We love you.
You know, A.I. Ray is just as likeable as a regular
Ray. Like you can't get mad at A.I. Ray.
I can try, but I just, I just somehow can't bring myself.
You know what's interesting, Erick, you know you're going to meet Ray DeVito.
He's coming to Detroit on September 15th.
No.
So all the stars are coming out for that.
I know.
It's very exciting.
So you said the potato was coming.
He said, Tuky was, I never heard that Ray DeVito was going to be there at the Magic
Bay. He just deemeded the other day and he goes,
Carl, I can go to Detroit. I didn't ask him to, but it's fine. So I was like, I'll put
you on the list, body. That's cool. So we'll fight up and do with him.
Real, real quick. Did I ever tell you the awkward interaction I had with Trudy from the
Drew and Mike show? Oh, no. What was that? Yeah. Is it worth it? Of course. One minute. I definitely want to hear it. I worked with her
decades ago on that show for six months. Okay. Hadn't spoken to her, but as time passed
through the podcasting thing, there was, I was referenced from time to time and I made
a fatal mistake. This is my, don't you know who I am moment? This is cringe worthy.
And she's there. And
I come walk it up to her and I go, Hey, Trudy, oh my god, look at you. You look fantastic. And she
goes, Oh, thank you. And you are. Oh, no, you thought you were just a listener. I go, ah,
well, I'm Eric Zane. She goes, Oh, hey. It's even worse. Oh, no.
I'm gonna bust her balls.
I will never speak to her ever again because it's so embarrassing.
Oh, what an asshole I am.
Well, if you did speak to her again for her,
it would be the first time you ever spoke to her.
That's true. I am taking, I'm going. I'm avoiding.
I am going to so avoid going, I'm avoiding.
I am going to so avoid that shit.
So what an asshole.
So hold on.
So you guys never spoke again after that.
She still has no idea.
Well, after I said, oh, no, I'm Eric Zane.
Yeah.
She goes, oh, hey, well, actually, she, she then realized who I was.
Okay.
It was, it, it, it, it is just ugly.
It's just horrible.
That's awesome. I love it.
I love every second of that.
Yes.
Anytime you are in an uncomfortable situation, Eric, I'm enjoying myself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that happens a lot.
I love it.
It's why I keep you around, buddy.
Well, thanks.
It's not, it's not for my jokes.
That's for fucking sure.
Who cares why we like Eric.
We like you.
Who cares why? We Eric, we like you.
Who cares why?
We just like you.
Yeah, Carl said just the same thing
when we were trading text right before the show.
I don't know why I like him.
I just do and I said the same thing.
Like I shouldn't like him.
But I do.
Actually, I think what Christian said was,
so I'm the fence about it, we'll see.
All right.
Yeah, they're enough.
Yeah, that's fine.
So let's keep things semi-political. Let's go over to who are these pundits?
And folks out there need to listen up mainly because here comes who are these pundits.
And we will dive into clip 18 in a moment.
We'll go to clip 18 and we've talked about Newsmax probably every
installment of this show and you can't get enough of my news. I'm back
over there. Look, when I knew we were doing this show, I was like, all right,
and every time when I start my prep, I go to the Newsmax YouTube channel first
and and then the young Turks, but we're gonna take a break from them this week.
Okay, but there's, you know, it's it's a look newsmax they might not have the same
broadcast standards as uh... some other outlets
so uh... last week uh... perhaps you heard uh... former president trump
was uh... arraigned in georgia uh... there he took a uh... beautiful mug shot
possibly the best mug shot i've ever seen
that can't even protect people are saying is the best mug shot, possibly the best mug shot I've ever seen. I can't even protect that anymore. People are saying it is the best mug shot.
It's ever been shot.
Possibly second to Nick Nolte.
I'll put it in the conversation.
But so Newsmax spent that entire afternoon teasing the fact
that they were gonna have an exclusive call
from Donald Trump after the Arraignment.
Only Trump didn't call, and then he didn't call
for like another hour.
So I could have pulled a lot of clips
of the host, Greg Kelly, Vamping.
His show ended, but they kept him on,
they bumped whoever it was supposed to come on,
and he was just filling time with anything.
They actually watched some of the 1960 JFK
Richard Nixon debate.
legitimately, that's what they did to fill the time.
So eventually, Trump calls.
And our clip 18 is what that call sounded like
when it finally came in after all these hours
of teasing it and waiting.
What was the experience like today in jail?
What was the experience like today in jail? Terrible experience.
I came in and I was treated very nicely, but it is what it is.
I took a mug shot, which I never heard the words mug shot.
That wasn't in teach me that at the Wart School of Phi Thin.
And I have to go through a process.
It's a election at
the appearance, you know, that better than anybody you covered so well. You just
end fantastic job. I have to tell you for the fullest. It's a very sad
experience and it's a very sad day for our country. This is it.
So my question to both of you, he tells Greg Kelly how great he is and he doesn't
tremendous job.
Do you think I'll ask you first Carl and the same question for you Eric.
Do you think former president Trump has ever seen Greg Kelly show or knew his name before
this call?
You first car.
I believe that he has people tell him who are friends and who are phones.
And so maybe they hold up a card in front of him as he's talking to the phone. And so it's like, if you've got CNN, it says phone.
And he goes, and you guys get it all wrong. And it's fake news. And then they hold up
the, it's actually, it's just, it's just an emoji. It's a smiley emoji. It's news.
But if CNN, it's a frowny face. Yeah. When you're in school, you play red light green
light. There's a, you're holding up the green light. This is a good one. This is a good
one. And then you're, you hear this. You are fake news.
Yeah. And you know, you can only feel for that having worked in radio and podcasting for
so many years, so many big guests, they keep you waiting. And then you get a shitty phone
calling. Well, that's a thing. Like if you're in prison, don't they have a hard line there?
Could you ask the neighborhood the good phone?
Don't use your cell phone with a bad reception.
That's the one thing they have in jail.
It's a good phone.
As far as I'd be.
What do we?
For the quick detour for the old Dennis Miller radio show.
We had the, I, I, his first name is Joe, the guy who founded Girls Gone Wild called in
from jail.
And about every five minutes, they would call up and say that the call had to end.
And then he would have to like, you know, figure out how to get change and call us back.
And, you know, prison, prison interviews are actually pretty great.
That's why I agree.
Thank you to Dang lizard with 10 euros
Did you get Ray a place to stay in Detroit? Oh God? I should probably make sure he knows that he's on his own for that
Probably a good idea. Does Cardiff's room have a pull-out couch possibly? Do we know? That's a good question. Let's stick it with the potato. Oh
I like that
So one more one more thing here with the world of pundits.
Rudy Giuliani also facing some very serious allegations
and he wants everybody to know that he's not guilty
and he says that he's never been involved
with intimidating anybody to do anything
that's against the law.
In this clip, Rudy will let you know what it sounds like if someone's going to try and intimidate someone.
Is there something that maybe he's heard of?
Oh, yeah, of course, Rudy's done with the mob. He knows how this works.
Yeah.
You know, we're gonna have to have that magic words there. Words like, if you don't do it, I'm gonna break your legs.
You don't do it, I'm gonna break your legs.
If you don't do it, I'm gonna shoot your wife.
I thought the magic word was police,
I didn't know it's a complete cure life.
Those are the cases I prosecute.
Not cases where people are persuading,
people are debating, people are even arguing.
I mean, it's got a good point there,
I gotta give it to him.
That is true.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, you know, I like, I like when Rudy has, you know, shows up on camera perfectly manicured
and, you know, the hair dye isn't running down the side of his face.
He's not, he's not on camera with Borat's daughter, you know, he's just, he's just there
and he's just saying, here's what intimidation sounds like.
But it's too bad that Giuliani's Trump's attorney and not Trump's speech writer because the
January 6th speech, if it would have been like, we got to go to the Capitol and break their
legs or up with your legs, that would have been a riveting speech.
But we got to wait.
Can I nominate for a future Hall of Fame moment, the four seasons landscaping debacle at some point? I think the anniversary of that will be up before we know it.
And you know, I'm going to say credit to that landscape escaping company.
They immediately like the next day started selling merch on the internet.
Yeah.
It's always sunny and Philadelphia.
I don't know if you guys ever watched that. escaping company. They immediately, like the next day started selling merch on the internet.
That's right. Yeah. It's always sunny and Philadelphia. I don't know if you guys ever
watched that show, but they did a great bit on that. All right, let's close the book on
politics and pundits and let's head over to who are these sportscasters. Home of the hourly triple play. W-A-K-B,
Who are these sportscasters?
Just listen and find out who are these sportscasters?
And the little late world series just wound down
within the last few days and we have a couple of clips from there.
It's all everyone's talking about. We're no exception. We are on the bandwagon of the
Little League World Series. I could, I could drive to where the winning team is from in about
30 minutes and no one's talking about it. But good, good, good for San Pedro, I believe.
If you can drive there in 30 minutes, it must be a mile
and a half away, I would imagine. Yeah, it's on the other side of my local
conversation. Yeah. So shout out to El Segundo. I believe I left my wallet there once.
So, but don't think just because these are kids that they can't do thousands of dollars worth of damage to expensive ESPN equipment. Clip 21, we'll see what happens here when
things go awry.
And this year, Ella's size, there's swingin' it out.
Amazing, there's swingin' it out.
And right off the knock two.
Kudos to ESPN for taking the time to break this down for us.
Yes, and here's the actual camera that gets smashed.
We're going in on it.
I want to see that right here speed.
Oh boy.
That would be more fun to see.
That is spectacular.
What a noise.
Seven-year-old power fastball.
Yeah, exactly.
Now that sound.
This had to happen, right?
I don't know how you put a camera right there
and not know this would have to happen eventually
Look at the size of that fucking lens Jesus Christ. Is that a 1976?
They use that for making bad news pairs
I mean, it's literally in the backstop. Do you know why it's called a backstop? It stops the balls that come back
You shouldn't use glass in a backstop guys guys. What do you expect? I mean, how long has the S.B.N. been doing the Little League World Series? Like probably since like Todd Frazier
and Bryce Harper were in the Little League World Series. And the fact that this has never
happened before is actually pretty surprising, you know. I don't know if that's true, but
I'll take your word for it. Or the best that's happened twice a game. I trust the internet to have found us other times where it happened, but you're right.
I guess it could have happened.
Well, not everything's on the internet.
Like John asking OJ to cite his knife is not on the internet.
So not everything is there.
Yeah, but it works with said that it happens.
Why does it need to be on the internet, Carl?
All right.
John, I'll take $20 off the top for convincing Carly needs to pay you right now.
One of my least favorite things happened in all of sports broadcasting because as you guys know,
I'm a big bills fan. And we have this guy named Bass who's a good field goal kicker. And I sure do
hate when they're lining that up and they it's 34 yards and they go he hasn't missed a kick under 40 yards
in a season and a half. He's gone 38 straight attempts without missing from this distance and I go
why did you just say that don't ever ever say that. Yeah. I actually when you see it because
there's the same thing about when a picture is throwing
a no hitter, a perfect game or something like that.
Well, they know that.
Yeah.
No, but do you have those broadcasters who will say, like, I don't have anything to do
with it.
If there's no hits, I'm going to say that there's no hits.
You have the ones that are superstitious, but there are those who are indignant about it.
It's like, yeah, well, we're in the seventh inning and they haven't given up a hit.
So I want to let the audience know.
It's like, well, if it's on TV, you can see there's a zero
under the eights trial.
Yeah.
But instead, this was, I guess, a good jinx for America, right?
Eric, I know that you had seen this one yesterday.
This was fantastic because Carl Ravitch,
he does exactly what we were just talking about.
And then some kid who's like six foot 11, I could not believe the wallop when he hit this
ball. All right, let's check this out. a whole run at the World Series. on a walkoff, hold on. He's like Mark McGuire. Oh, fuck.
So you're saying they're a kid?
I'm sorry, wasn't there a kid a number of years ago?
It was like 45 years old, Danny El Monta.
I mean, El Monta was a pitcher, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, forgot about that.
He's in the call balance, he's just like,
anyone see my razor around
here? Is that your razor? Is that my razor? That's yours. Look, his, his, uh, his parents
were so proud of that moment and so are his three kids, you know, everybody just expanded.
Oh, man. That's yeah. Well, let's call, let's call ravage. Let's keep it on baseball
for, uh, for a little bit longer. As I've talked about
in past shows, I am a fan of the Metz and our next two clips are going to feature players
who were pitching for the Metz at the start of this year.
Max Scherzer was back at Cityfield in Queens as a member of the Texas Rangers. And so the Mets PR staff thought, well, let's put together
a highlight reel of the year plus that he spent of
marginal accomplishments for the Mets and showed up on the big screen
and then we'll have Max wave to the crowd.
But New York being New York, well, it didn't quite go the way that
I think anybody expected.
I think Max might have had a good laugh at it,
but clip 23. And all he could do was laugh. He's like, oh, yeah, right. That's what I've been booting
this. That's fans are assholes. I remember my boy, Javier Bias was out on the team a couple
of years back. And when he would get a hit, he would boo the crowd back at them because
they used to boo him so much. But I mean, you might feel really about this.
Look, you know, some teams don't like a guy who always swings it ball for him. Just say,
oh, I, I by the way, by his drove me nuts in the 2015 playoffs for the cows, but that's not
the point. So, sure, there actually went 29 with a very respectable ERA and whip for the match.
The time he was there. I know the team sucks.
The fans are disappointed and frustrated. I don't know if you got to boo that guy. He's
pretty good. No, no, he had a pretty terrible start in the in the playoffs last year, but
I he was good. He's always been fun to watch, you know, going way back and good for Texas.
Also a former met Justin Verlander. And I know that, uh,
Eric, you, you found this clip. Uh, yeah, this stood out to me. And I, and I've grown
up into, uh, well, following the Tigers. Verlander was always a little bit, uh, you could
have a surly side to him and it doesn't take much to bring that out. And in this case,
uh, what's going on is there is a communication device that the catcher,
you know, it's brought on because of the sign stealing. And so the, the pitchcom is what
it's called. It's a piece where the catcher can communicate to you without without the
team that Verlander now pitches for being able to steal your signs. Yes, the irony, the irony.
So his wasn't working. They bring out another one or something like that. But the manager of
the Red Sox, Joey, Joey Korra, is that his name? Alex Korra. Alex Korra. He comes out saying,
well, that's bullshit. It's working fine because he was shaking off the pitches. And Justin is having
none of it. I love that he says fuck you Alex, but then the announcer's like did you hear him?
And like you're on Mike.
I love I don't even know who that is in the booth for the Astros, but I love that he's
like, did you hear that?
Fuck off Alex.
Yes.
That's classic Berlin or fuck off Alex.
Yeah, and he said in the most
dismissive way possible to it. Was it like a fuck off? Just like a fuck off. I got
tired for your shit. You know, you're talking about how surly Verlander is. Just think
about how many times in a month he puts it inside Kate up and he's still the same.
You know, good point. Washman 10 bucks. The Little League World Series was great. Grand Slam
before that home run. It was fan the Tessick. That's fantastic. Wow. Yeah. All right. Hey,
I wasn't watching. Maybe I should have been my bad. Yeah. So we're actually going to
wind down the show with some more baseball.
Kind of a crazy scene.
This is not baseball.
Last time it was sitting, it's like I didn't even like baseball.
What we're about to see is not big spot.
I promise you.
This is all fighting from here on out.
That's true.
There's nothing but fighting.
You're absolutely right, Carl.
So we have two vantage points.
We have something crazy happened last night at the Braves Rockies game in Denver.
And the Braves announcers, Brandon Gaudin and Peter Moilin, they're going to discuss
how some players got onto the field and cost it for Ronald Coney Jr.
Fans out of the field, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I did say players didn't I?
I'm an idiot. Yeah, well, usually players are on the field. See, this is why you thought that because when I was typing June fans out of the field. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I did say players didn't I I'm an idiot. No, well usually players are on the field.
See, this is why you thought that when I was typing up the description of the show, I wrote players run out of the field. I'm like, no, that wouldn't be very interesting. They do that.
Yeah.
Right.
Some guys came part of the
broadcast, they talk about how they're not going to show the clips.
But let's set it up by hearing what the Braves announcers have to say about what happened.
And this is in the pretty much the immediate aftermath that happened during a commercial
break between half ending. the one fan went away relatively
peacefully.
The other one though was just.
I rate jumping up and down the.
Three security guards could barely
contain him and then finally they
got up to the ground and.
Got him under control and off the
field of play.
But I've never seen that.
One of the fans did actually make contact with Ronald kind of pushed
him to the ground and that's when
Ronald freed himself and then the
security guard swore.
Okay so when I first watched that clip you said that that over, I'm going, well, I'm not
going to, this is boring, I'm not going to show this.
And then I found out that we get to see the melee and what actually happened.
Right.
I think it's important, especially for the audio listeners to understand what it is.
And as I said later on, you know, because they don't show when fans run out into the field
and, you know, don't come anywhere near the place, they don't show that fans run out into the field and don't come anywhere near the place. They don't show the good stuff anymore.
They never show it.
They make a point to cut away
and somebody was talking about that
in the chat at the beginning of the show.
But fortunately, we have the internet
and there were many, many videos to choose from.
And I forgot to write down the name of the person
who posted this because I felt like we should credit them because we use their clip from Twitter
But it shows up in the clip, but I'm not smart. I don't remember what let's watch this because this is one of the most
spectacular things I've ever seen as far as fans running out of field and I got to give it to Major League baseball
They made a lot of rule changes that spread up the game
You have the pitch clock. There's no shift in the infield and fans are allowed to run out in the
field to get a few shots and either at least favorite outfielder which is great
I want this rule
so this guy is just hugging him
he's just hugging him and And they're watching. Oh!
Oh, they high-load him.
Yes.
But I think neither of the guys really are getting off the field very easily.
Ronald Cuny and Junior doesn't seem to be hurt.
He didn't come out of the game or anything.
But I'm sure he wasn't attacking that guy.
Well, he's a gentleman.
Alright, so this guy down here at the bottom, he wants a piece of him so badly he's trying
to get back at him.
They're picking him up off the ground.
There's three guys holding him up the ground so we can't run back at Akuna. I'm gonna say this is crazy.
He's like, he won the Super Bowl.
Yeah.
If he was facing the other way, it would look like a victory if he was facing the way they were going.
But when he's facing the other way, it kind of looks like maybe he's getting pulled off the field.
They got to do it like Chappelle. Remember that guy read on Sandra Chappelle and they fucking broke his arm and stomped his face.
They got to do that here.
Hopefully when they got him like behind away from the cameras, they were able to stop
that motherfucker out.
But that's what needs to happen.
And I hope that the guy laughing hysterically in the recording is the person who actually
filmed it. And I did, I checked the clip is the person who actually filmed it.
And I did, I checked the clip.
The person's name was Patrick Lyon.
So credit to you for providing us with a phenomenal video here for the show.
Hey, Tony from the Bronx, check it in.
He's a big voicemailer and WTP.
And for 10 bucks, he says, Carl, congrats on the new show with Blatt.
Also layoff ripping on John Sterling. He's the only one showing up for the eggs this year. All right. That's
a good point there, Tony, from the Bronx. Hey, Tony, from the Bronx, if you send us 10
bucks every show, I'll lose my John Sterling clips. Okay. You don't have any today. So,
I mean, the Yankees fans are embarrassed by that guy too, right? That can't be.
The can't be the high notes ridiculous calls.
No, I mean, I don't know any who appreciate it. And you know, I mean,
the guys like in his 80s and the fact that he has to still show up as,
as he pointed out is, I think that's elder abuse, you know,
you should let him take the rest of the lines. Right.
I think I think him and Biden should be allowed to just retire and live their
lives. I don't want to walk on the beach.
You'll walk on the beach.
It's hard to walk on the beach.
It is a little like the rock on the beach.
Especially when you have skinny legs.
All right.
This is a side for the hall of fame.
Yeah, we're going to end big with the hall of fame.
Might have happened a long, long time ago, but let's discuss with Carl and Christian, who are these moments in broadcasting history?
Oh, you know what? Hold on, sir. I think I have a new drop for this. There's a new jingle. Wait Way back, back in the time.
Let's find out who are these broadcast history.
I'm totally in that one.
I have a feeling that when these are made a lot of fun,
it looked like you were, it sounded like you were having fun
making those.
Doug, from the J-E-L-S-E-Fartments, having a lot of fun over there looked like you were, it's not like you were having fun making those. Doug, from the Jail of Suffolk, it's happened a lot of fun over there for sure.
If we get anything that even comes close to the who are these YouTube videos that you use and
who are these socials, I'll feel like the show is finally made it. That's right.
All right, so this is, I don't know, for me, what are the most memorable moments in sports happened 30 years ago this month?
And this is an ESPN piece from that time 30 years ago in 1993.
And they set up the reason it happened, which I kind of forgot.
I just knew that, well, Robin Ventura didn't take kindly to Nolan Ryan's pitch selection. And I think
they say in this clip that
Nolan Ryan's only 46 at this
point, but Robin Ventura, I
think is 26 and I don't I don't
think Nolan Ryan even breaks a
sweat here in clip 27.
In Texas to the highlight to
this game, it was two nothing
white socks when Alex Fernandez
comes inside on Juan González.
So the very next half, Eddie Robin Ventura runs scoring single early.
He aged 26, Nolan Ryan aged 46.
Was he throwing at him?
Robin thinks about it and says yes.
And watch and count.
Nolan six consecutive punches to the face. And then the ball goes down to the ball.
And then the ball goes down to
the ball.
And then the ball goes down to
the ball.
And then the ball goes down to
the ball. And then the ball goes down to
the ball.
And then the ball goes down to
the ball. And then the ball goes down to
the ball.
And then the ball goes down to
the ball. And then the ball goes down to
the ball. And then the ball goes down to
the ball. And then the ball goes down to
the ball. And then the ball goes down to
the ball.
And then the ball goes down to
the ball. And then the ball goes down to
the ball. And then the ball goes down to
the ball. And then the ball goes down to the ball. And then the ball goes down to the ball. And then the ball goes down to the ball. And then the ball goes down to the ball. And then the ball goes down to the ball. he should have been, but Nolan was not despite throwing enough punches to get you thrown out of an NHL. But you're ahead.
No plan running at right on that one.
He's just right out of a given bear hug.
He's like, all right, I just punch you the face a few times.
Thanks.
It was like, uh, how, how, um, I remember when I was, I was actually on the air working
nights on the radio when this happened at rock station.
And I watched, I was watching the radio when this happened at a rock station and I watched I was watching
the game when it happened. And I'll never forget the song ended by ugly kid Joe or whoever
the fuck. And then I was like so excited and trying to explain it to the audience. I'll
never forget that. It was it was a real it was the the excitement of an old man beating
the shit out of a 26 year old guy was fantastic.
It seems like maybe Nolan Ryan hated everything about you when he was punching the sky
of the head. Yes. Yes. He wasn't singing cats in the cradle.
There he is.
Oh, damn it. They don't have any other songs.
I know. We look up the question.
I guess, I guess it's a it's a
good thing there wasn't a story that night about a madman from Disneyland. It's
that believe me that's another song. Hold on. Oh wait a second. I'm sorry I'm not
here fast enough for this. Be more funny. I should probably get those
close to the I should get those out
my other board have those more
readily available, I suppose.
Please don't.
Mental note for myself.
I might get some usage on this
show and and friends.
Those are these broadcasters and
I don't know who they are,
but maybe we'll find out next week, Carl.
Yes, so we are going to put this out at its own RSS feed.
I have not done that yet.
So if you're listening to this on the Who Are These
Podcast Feed, thank you very much for listening.
We will be doing this a couple more weeks
and then we'll move over to our own feeds.
You'll want to look for that.
We'll make an announcement on it.
But of course, you can always watch Tuesday's 3 p.m. Eastern on the who are these podcasts,
YouTube channel, watch it live or watch it anytime after we leave the videos up.
And you can check these out.
Eric Zane, the Eric Zane show, people should check out your podcast.
Yeah. Maybe. I don't know.com slash, Eric Zane. Thank you, Carl.
Thank you, Chris.
And, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh,
I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think,
uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think,
uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, and that's you can sign up for seven days and check out what I do. patreon.com slash arixane. Thank you Carl.
Thank you, Chris.
And I have my own podcast called The Black Cast,
B-L-A-D-T-C-A-S-T. You can find it on YouTube
and the audio version, wherever you find your audio podcast.
And my self-esteem is way too low to have a Patreon.
So I just put it all out for free,
and I spend money, I lose money on the podcast,
but we have fun doing it, so isn't that what really matters?
Speaking of working for free,
so I heard you on, why are you laughing,
the Cowan Quinn episode of Why Are You Laughing,
my buddy, Brian Mike's show,
and I didn't realize you did an internship
at SNL and Conan O'Brien, but you were at SNL. The time that Norma Donald was fired as
the anchor and Cown Quinn stepped in for him. I remember watching that episode live, what
had happened. The week that Norm got fired, they didn't tell them on Monday. They fed
that episode with Sam Jackson has a has a has a great bit of Star Wars outtakes.
And Norm is in there as Burr Reynolds.
Yeah.
And he's like, yeah, this dark bait or guy, I don't get it.
What kind of card does he draw?
So they filmed that at the beginning of the week before they told Norm that he was getting
fired from weakened update.
But the thing that Mike didn't realize,
and I think a lot of people don't remember,
that wasn't Norm's last show.
He was on for like four or five more shows,
and then eventually they let him go,
but he would still be in sketches.
And it was a very interesting week
to be my first week there as an intern
to watch Colin take over for weakened update.
And let's just say the office was a little bit on edge.
That would be it. I would imagine it was a tough go at that time.
Well, just one last plug. I guess I'm going to be on out of the coffin with Bob Levy
around five o'clock. So in about 45 minutes, I'm going to head over there to, I think, discuss the
confrontation I had with Southern John last night on his show
So that should be a lot of fun again
Thank you guys for tuning in. Thank you to the Chatters and the Super Chatters
We really do appreciate the support and remind me do we have an outro for this?
Do we have something that we do? Well, I I like to workshop them every week. I try a new one
Great, so I'm gonna try I'm gonna try this one now.
So this is Christian Blatt reminding you,
every mic is a hot mic, but not every rod is a hot rod.
I like it.
I'm gonna say yes to that.
Eric Zayn gets a big thumbs down.
All right.
See you next time folks. For these broadcasts are doing the work for people.
The mainstream media makes tremendous mistakes, but let's find out.
Oh, come on.
It's no joke.
We are doing it.
We are having fun.
For these broadcasters are making sure you get the narrative.
Carl Christian both are doing the tremendous job.
Probably the best job anyone has ever done.
Lots of people are saying that the best broadcast there ever was.
For these broadcasters is on your site to observe and report.
Hahahaha!
For these broadcasters, with Carl and Christian, you know folks,
it's really no different than a police officer running to the scene of a crime
or a firefighter running into a burning building.
It's what they do.
You.