Who Are These Podcasts? - WATB Ep04 - Beer Drinkin' Ted Cruz

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

This week on Who Are These Broadcasters, Christian, Eric, and Karl check in on Burning Man and the lack of burning men. Then reporters stand where it’s really windy and you can tell it’s very windy. Peter Doocy wants to know if the feds will allow us to have more than two beers per week and Ted Cruz is just a beer-drinking man of the people. Also, Mitch freezes again, AI Trump calls into the news, John Mellencamp makes up stats, Strike Force Five episode 2, Stuttering John sniped us, and much more. Watch it on YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEn7KzoTHj0  More Eric Zane – https://ericzaneshow.com/ More Christian Bladt – https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174  More WATP – http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Party. As always, I'm America's most beloved co-host Christian Black. Join Boy Eric Zane or, as he was known in college, EZ Mac, and of course, Carl Hamburger, who say what you want about him. He always pays his bets unless he has to drive to Indiana. Good afternoon, gentlemen. What is happening at Christian Black? Good to see you, buddy. Good to see you, Eric Zane.

We got episode four. Who are these broadcasters? In case you couldn't tell from our very long theme song. I hope we get a longer one next week. Well, I'll work out of that. We'll do the extended version of it. I want to get right into our local news because boy did it, rated Burning Man.

Oh, others in the neighborhood. We appreciate it. W-A-T-P How long is local news casters? Who are these news casters? And let's get right into the local coverage. It is so cute right here at local coverage. It is soaking wet here at burning and look at this water hours after

the rain came down and then a vatted desert this week, a flood of social media posts from festival goers that this year's burning man festival, including from this Bay Area resident, searching for a silver lining. But over here is a double rain

bow. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. The pop-up community of Black Rock City host a more than 70,000 people each year during the nine-day event transformed into a muddy mess prompting festival organizers to shut things down. Turning the hand, water man, so much water.

We are flooded. We're gonna need stuck here at least a couple days. What a miserable fiasco this is. Yeah, I've never been excited to see footage from Burning Man until this year. This I can't get enough of this. I don't know about you guys. I think what's crazy about this is that basically the local news is who are these socials. They don't even have camera men anymore. They just pull all the videos off of Facebook and report the news story. Like, hey, we're also looking at your Facebook feed.

This is what we saw. Why do I need to look at this? Guys, for this. They're like, look, we've got some great pictures of people pointing down at their feet trudging through mud. If you were to look, you would see constantly online, just pick different people who are putting duct tape around their shoes. And that's the news about burning man. Right. They were making this, they were making such a big deal about this, like hundreds were dead. And one person died and there's probably some asshole who owe deed or something like that

Some rich fucking his motor home. This is this is actually good that this happened in my opinion Well, I appreciate the Zumaqian level commentary of Burning man Pretty good stuff Yeah, super chats. Nelson's TAS and Game Archive for five bucks. John took down his stream. Someone sent him a skat porn PFP. Now, who do that?

Teehee, DG, no reading. Every chat first. Still not helping. Do do warrior. Oh, I forget that we're up against Stuttering John at this time now. At this time slot, that's hilarious. I think that'll come up later.

Like, we're going to uh... stuttering john at this time now this time slot that's a way that's it i think i think that'll come up later like we're gonna review john right? it might come up i'm excited but for us i did we're more about what's going on at uh... burning man with a first-hand account they literally are telling people to go

key on the ground and save the porta Potty for bound those minutes. I know that's a short clip, but it was my favorite part of the coverage is the, you know, well, you're all going to piss on the ground, but save the Porta Potty's just for shit. And that account is a mom of someone who's there who like the kid had like a sat phone and he talked to her but it's not going to call the local news from the

sat phone you know got rid of you actually have on the ground reporting on this incident talk you know i'm sorry call i didn't really know a lot about this event i had heard about it in the past but i couldn't tell you the specifics about it this is turned into like a several day long commercial for Burning Man. Ericka, your friends, not all assholes? I didn't realize that. I'll give for you. I've heard a lot about Burning Man over the years.

Yeah, my buddy Dick Masterson always goes to Burning Man. So that's really the like a connection I have to it. So this idea that they want you to just pee wherever you are, this would be amazing. This is the policy at Bill's Games because the tailgating before the Bill's Game and the parking lot, though wide for the port of Johns, I'm like, can I just go behind the car? Is it, I really have to go stand in line for all this time,

but I don't know, I think it's like a good thing to me. I thought that was a pretty good policy they had. Yeah, sure. So obviously, Eric, you're not taking this real seriously. You're like, oh, so it rained in the desert. Big who gives a shit. But I want you to know some people got stuck there because it was so muddy. Their cars couldn't drive out, but thankfully the celebrities were able to get out of there easily. DJ Diplo was there with comedian at Chris Rock. They wanted to get out of that area so bad, they walked that five miles in the mud before they were picked up by a fan, Diplo posted this video on

X trying to make the most out of the very muddy situation. You may have somebody smack the shit out of Chris Rock when he's in the bag of that fucking truck, he goes flying out of it. That's your first thought about this. So it's smashing Chris Rock in the face. What has that ever happened? So I wanted to punch Chris Rock. Oh, right. I was just trying to imagine how long it would take Chris Rock

to walk five miles as opposed to, you know, a normal sized human. And I was just assuming it took a little while, but sweet Nick's jacket, by the way, on Chris Rock. Yeah. Nick's jacket and out of all the coverage, I think it's the only black guy I saw and all the footage. You can point. So I have a pretty dumb question about this. Why is this news? What specifically makes this news that these people left so

festival? The fact that that Chris walk Chris rock knows how to walk five miles. That doesn't strike you as news. No, I guess you define news differently in Rochester. Yeah. I've watched for a bit before. It's not that impressive. And Diplo is there too. All right, you're just missing it, all right? This is what passes for entertainment during a writer's and I guess it's not for me.

Seaboss 4044. Remember for two months. Thank you very much. Another day, another curl show from the curl network. I wouldn't have it any other way. It's not the Carl network. That's what Vinnie said it was. It's not. Dr. Steve said that shit. And then Nelson's T.A.S. and Game Archive for another two dollars. How is that man burning with that rain and stuff? It's a little chip bot. A little chip. A little hot Nelson. Well, another place where you're not going to see anything burning

is in florida with uh... edelia hurricane edelia coming through and of course whatever you have a hurricane the reporters cannot wait to get out in the elements and show you how brave they are i mean these are fuck first responders

these reporters that go out there with a cameraman and show us what's really going on is what we need. Yeah, you feel it too. Even under here. I mean, sideways. Here we go. Looks like he's doing the safety test. That's the situation before you.

What the fuck? You got to laugh, right? Fuck you. Wow. That's like... Anyway, guys. Why was the camera so steady through all of that? What's going on here? Because he threw himself on the ground.

Okay. Yeah. How else is he going to get a local Emmy car? Good point. So you're not buying this? No. This is when it was taking away. No way.

Never, never, never. No, I saw a Mime in Central Park try to convince us. It was windy one day. And he was a little bit better than this guy. I saw that that guy he was stuck in a box and I was walking by felt bad for him All right, and he was trying to walk his pet elephant. I was really a crazy day for that All right, my humor You now you go. What's your mind joke? Oh? I do it. I knew it. I knew he'd come through

All right, this is why people love this show see it and is going to be there their boots on the ground reporting what's going on and this is very serious people's property is being damaged roads are turning into rivers sir so uh... we're going to step away from this uh... that that that that that the seriousness of this storm. That's fucking, that's a young John. That's John 30 years ago. Three years ago.

Sarah, so we're going to step away from this the seriousness of this storm for just one second. You got to bear with me because this is something you don't see every day, guys. Guys, go do do it. Literally, literally we are this is a very new way to be rush hour traffic on Bayshore Boulevard in Tampa these guys are kayaking down this major thoroughfare Tampa over my shoulder here I mean look at that I don't want to make my mysterious nature of this storm,

but this is what people are dealing with in Tampa as we speak. What a way to break it down. He said, I mean, look at that. Yeah. I don't want to make fun of these assholes, but look at these fucking assholes rowing down the street, right?

Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. These guys, they're not even excited to be on television. They're like, leave me a fuck alone. I'm going to work. All right. So, to me, this is also set up by the TV station. Those are interns from the TV station.

Okay. You might be honest, something there. But I do love how the guy was like, listen, I know this is very serious. We're going to take a break here right now. This is the network that was propagandizing people for four years with Russian collusion and COVID and all this shit. Oh, here right now. This is the network that was propagandaizing people for four years with Russian collusion and COVID and all this shit. And they're like, oh, here we go. Now they're like, all right.

Oh, yeah, no, CNN's always on the up and up, Eric, for sure. Yeah. That's why there's still an airport. Okay. Now they're seeing that show. All right, now guys, this is really serious. It's okay to have a little levity. It's fine.

There's a lot of water in Florida. We know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no know No, no, no, no, no fun news network. Come on. Oh, we gotta we gotta shoot it straight car. Okay. I believe everything I'm heard Carl What the fuck is wrong? Don't tell him about the moon landing car. We'll save that for next. Oh shit. Do you guys You guys are coven's coming back. Let's bring back the masks. Let's go bring it on the mail. Lock it down. That worked so well last time. Do it again. So apparently some people in Florida, and yes you guys know I'm now

Floridian, a part-time Floridian. Some of the people there are not too bright. And you would think they'd be used to this kind of weather. They would know how to navigate it, not this gentleman. He's right, he's bicycle. And at least I would say three and a half foot deep water. The fuck, let's act the intro to the monkeys. You remember that?

Computer torque, you asshole. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. That is ridiculous. Look at him He's singing because he's got his fat tire bike. He can get through anything. Thank God that happened to him I mean look in his defense. He didn't get pretty far, you know, he got to the middle of the road I don't know if you know this guys, but the water is actually not good for the chain. It's the reason why they don't have bike washes, like they have car washes. You kind of don't want to do that. Yeah, I don't want to just submerge your bike in three foot deep water. I like how he's looking out for his safety with the helmet, but is not an all concerned

about going into a sinkhole, the size of the Grand Canyon. You're not going to hit your head, sir. Trust me. That's a good point. Pick up on that. All right, and we have it enough fun with these idiots in Florida. We're doing it. We're having fun. Carl, I have fun with everything you talk about. Then let's have some fun with the idiots in Washington. Folks out there need to listen up mainly because here comes who are these pundits.

We all know Steve Ducey is bringing all the important questions when there is a White House press conference going on and this is no different. It seems like the hurricane response so far is robust. Did you guys realize that the initial Hawaii wildfire response was not that good? Or is it just easier for people to get help from the White House when the president is not on vacation? Ha, ha, ha.

Boom, roasted. Oh, fuck, is that awesome? God dammit. Is that great? Yeah. I think Pete Ducey was on vacation for a little while. They referenced it later in this briefing. And I was surprised we hadn't had him on the show yet. But my favorite part of the clip is not his question. But take a look at NBC news correspondent Peter Alexander who's seated right next to him. And he says, this look on his face like, oh boy. Do you see, do see again? Is it? Yes.

I like the first off. We're retending that Biden has anything to do with anything the federal government does. I'm like, yeah, we're waiting for what he wants us to do. Always napping. Okay. Well, wait. The other thing I can answer this question. I'm not the press secretary as you guys know but someday I will be

um the answer is Hawaii's on the other side of the fucking world all right it's the wrong thing for me so far you should have said that you should have said hey asshole you know far away that is right I also Mr. Ducy votes in Florida matter votes in Hawaii Yeah, and who's the fucking plane Jane who just rolled out a bed behind them? Holy shit Feel free to put us a makeup when you're gonna be on Get down up there to it All right, so let's get now that seemed like a serious

Topic not a serious question, but a serious topic Yeah, let's have a little more fun now because that's what we want to do when we're talking to the head of the free world We want to get to the bottom of important issues This president Biden want to limit Americans to two beers a week Where's this coming from? I didn't see so much I didn't see you so much. Where is the source coming from? All right, well, Dr. George Kube, who is the director

of the National Institute of Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism, says the US may soon follow Canada and recommend just two beers a week. How do you guys think that's going to go? Let me tell you what I'm not going to get involved in. In that question right there, I have no idea. I've not seen the data. I cannot speak to this.

I will leave it to the experts and not win. What's going to be a- Answer the fucking question! That's an important question. I happen to be a single issue voter. And this is my issue. Answer the question. Well, Carl, I'm glad you reacted the way you did because this is what I teased in the

intro. If there is anything that would get John Melendez to no longer be beating the drum for the Democrat party, it's this issue. If they really get out in front of two beers a week, I don't even know that he could go an hour without two beers. I mean, when Obama said we can't use the R word anymore, I went, I don't like that, but I could live with that. But two beers a week. What about hard celters? What do they count? No, no, they definitely don't count.

All right, I'm coming down to it as we're talking through this. And right before football season, I don't want you to become, I don't like com, com, Carl. All right, so that leads us to the doucheous thing. I fucking hate when politicians pretend to be one, especially career politicians like Ted Cruz, pretend to be just one of the guys,

tries to be relatable, and it's so awkward, it doesn't work at all. He's hanging out with all of his bots. I'm sure these guys all hang out every Friday night. After work, they pop open some beers and shoot the shit. And now these idiots have come out and said, drink two beers a week, that's their guideline. Well, I gotta tell you, if they want us to drink

two beers a week, frankly, they can kiss my ass. Oh, no, okay. Even coordinated, just the guys in the back are drinking their beer at the same time. Yeah, the drink. The fucking two on the right should be on many bikes in the Guinness Book of World Rockers look at look at look at orange shirt guy oh the orange shirt guys look at what I was like oh we're weird flannel today fuck no

one told me I'm not I'm sorry what's going on fucking hard disease support group look at that group all right this worse. Senator, I brought a beer to drink with you. I'll drink this non-alcohol beer with you. I'm not allowed to drink on camera, but I'll have a sip of the time. Well, I got to say, have you ever seen a brand do more damage to itself than Bud Light? What does it have to do with fucking anything? I want to ask this question. All those guys hanging out with in the background here, were they also on the plane going to Cancun during the winter storm, the tech crews,

to sign up and leave. We have a problem with the weight distribution, too many of you in one side. Which single-handedly seem to destroy themselves. So I'm glad you're not drinking a Bud Light. Personally, I'm fond of Shiner Bach, which is a good Texas brand. I've been to the Shiner Brewery in Shiner, Texas,

and I recommend it, and I promise you this is... You know, so much a good guy, Shiner. If you look at the, exactly, and if you look at the still shot of him, he's starting to look more like a Balciniian from fucking men in black. If you remember that reference. Yes.

Jesus, look at that thing. Alcohol free beer down here. You know, by the way, the one I have right after the show won't be alcohol free either. And it may just be a bit of a day. It has now done that for new construct. Yeah. And now I'm sorry. But Eric Bowling making sure that everybody knows, he doesn't want to look

like a pussy in front of Ted Cruz. I don't want to be drinking this alcohol free beer, but they're making me because, you know, the man doesn't want me to drink on camera, but don't worry, I'm going to get shit face. As soon as the cameras are off, I'm going to be hitting some rails and we cut off some rails out my desk here. We're going to be drinking shots with the strippers come in Fuck

Back and forth with Eric bowling makes it difficult to Isolate what the biggest cringe moment of the clip is I think it really has to be when Ted Cruz reaches for the beard that's right off camera and then he has to open it You're right. I have to give him I have to give him this off camera and then he has to open it. You're right. I have to give him. I have to give him this. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week.

Nice. That is brutal right there. Okay. Jesus Christ. Now speaking of cringey, we all saw Vivek Ramaswami. Yep. Yep. Close, right?

You got it. Yep. We all saw him doing his hip hop routine singing the M&M song and then M&M came out and said, please don't do that sir. I'd appreciate it if you didn't do that. So stop embarrassing yourself sir. This is a mimics response to that. Look, I think that I'll respect his wishes but I would just say, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? M&M and his rise used to be a guy who actually stood up to the establishment and said the things that the establishment didn't want him to say

i think the fact that my political viewpoints may differ from his i think people change over the course of their lives but i have hope for him that he will one day rediscover the renegade that made him great and i'm rooting for that success in his life does anybody notice how he has too much mouth movement for the actual words that are coming out of his face? Oh, the VEK right and he's puking too. VEK, Lava Slaabey, and with a real slub shady, please stand up.

I don't know what you guys are saying. This is the hottest diss track I've ever heard in my life, and I think he got Marshall Madder's real good in this one. So, well, I know I M&M had to come out and say, please don't, right to my side. Is that like this guy's on tour and he's using it as his closer? That was a one time thing. It wasn't going to happen again. He could have just like ignored it and let it go.

You know, if these guys who would be interesting, if they actually asked an artist one time, because they never would. All they have to do is play Lee Greenwood's, whatever, God bless the USA. He basically just says, you can all play it. They should just use that. So I don't know if you guys have seen this, but Cardiff Electric recently put out him wrapping Busta Move. And it just reminded me, this thing with Vivek reminded me of that. Reciprocally put out him rapping bust a move And it just reminded me this this thing with the mimic reminded me of that. I wanted to show you guys a case you had and see it at This is a jam for old famous Trying to do what those things tell us get shot down because you're over zealous Play hard to get, female get just Okay smarty, go to a party Girls are scared, and they're clad in Jo and Marty

You should watch, find your reach, you could sex a bunch And then the wall like he was pointing Next day's function, high class function Food is served in your stone-cold function Music comes on, people about to dance Then you reach a machine, and it's put your pants A girl starts walking, guy starts talking Sit down next to you and starts talking

So she want to dance because she likes the groove so come on fat. So just This is what's going on in my basement when I'm not home He's just a just a half step off, I think. I mean, he's almost there, but he's just missing it by that much. I think he catches up by a third verse. Cardiff just texted me season two. He's just so busy. Sorry about that, Cardiff.

You know, and I'll make sightmen to talk about M&M and talk about busting a move. I did skip over an interesting CNN clip that they're talking about Tim Scott, who's a Republican. And I guess I don't know, they're implying that maybe the Republican party wouldn't want to vote for him. And it's interesting what they're applying here. Yeah, Tim Scott is 57 years old and he's never been married. And I can tell you that behind the scenes, donors have been concerned. A lot of them really like Tim Scott. They like his upbeat message.

They see him as a potential Trump alternative. But they are worried that with the scrutiny that comes at if he becomes the ultimate Trump alternative, is there something about his personal life that's going to make him less lectable in the general election? That's a long way of saying he sucks dick. So the problem with Tim Sky has a great fashion sense. He loves show tunes and his breath smells like sperm. But you get away with those three things.

I think he's electable. What the fuck was that? What a weird thing to say. Oh, fuck, man, I did not expect that. God damn it. Oh shit. It reminded me of, you know, this goes a little ways back, but there was a VP debate

with John Edwards and Dick Cheney, where Edward's thought he was going to have the real gotcha. And you know, he has a gay daughter and everybody's like, aren't you supposed to be like, in favor of stuff like that? Are you supposed to be supportive? Yeah. Whoops. Whoops.

Yeah, see it. And CNN's like, well, you probably don't want to vote for this guy. And here's why. Read the room calling like less than 1% by the way. Yeah. I know. He doesn't have a chance. But, uh, read the room like blind Mike on that one. So speaking of another guy that you probably don't want to vote for for much more obvious reasons. You don't have to beat around the bush on this one. For much more obvious reasons you have to be around the bush on this one. Mitch McConnell had his battery die again. Adam, it's poor guy. He forgets to charge his batteries before he goes up in front of people and cameras and whatnot.

Okay. Now you're turned it down. Right there. That's the wires. You heard the wires cross. Yep. Okay. Oh no. That's where the question Senator. What's he staring at? What's he staring at? He's in a 2026. right there that's the wires you heard the wires cross yep okay no oh no no

what's he staring at it looks like one of the characters from the nutcracker all right I'm sorry you all were in a minute well I don't think this guy's a lot of time it's when you first see the tin man in the Wizard of Oz you just have to put the oil can in a side of his mouth and then maybe he might be able to move This is so sad god damn it Imagine if he said Please speak up. I'm dying. I'm dying. Well the question was are you gonna run for reelection in 2026? I think that answer was no pretty sure that was a very clear no on that one. Oh, I hope he gets reelected at least twice more because I can watch these all day.

This is so sad. Oh, yeah, I'm it. It really is. It really is. People are, I guess the, the word is he has to hang out of that seat because if he does croak, the governor puts a dude in or something like that And they're worried about losing the seed. So that's just fucking a shame the old man should be like in a hot tub No, six feet

It's a more comfortable Jesus Christ he meant the big hot tub in the sky It's coming. There's always bubbles all right, so I guess I get it. It's common. There's always bubbles. All right. So Christian, you found these clips with a, well, I want you to set it up. Yeah, because you understand this network and what's going on better than I do. I might, I might have a little familiarity with this. You know, on the show, we've highlighted some of the further right lower budget networks. And we have a few clips here from one called Real America's Voice. And to me, this might be the most marginal of all these marginal right leaning networks.

For the simple fact that in 2017, they had me on as a guest. I was on with Amanda Head, who is one of the two hosts in these clips that we're about to play, along with a guy named Great Kelly. And the show's called Just the News, which will be important in a bit. So for the first of these clips, they had an exclusive interview with Donald Trump or did they? By the way, I just want to remind everyone at home who's watching or listening, the drinking game of where Christian makes it about him wasn't acted just now, everyone doing shots. So like 30 minutes into the show car car like held off for a while well you

know i want people to be sober by the out of the appreciate that it's more accurate he's a crooked man he's the most incompetent president in history and he's the most corrupt president in history and it's incredible if he gets to the starting gate he's physically incapable and he mentally worse than physical and if he gets to the starting gate it it incapable and he mentally worse than physical and if you get to the starting gate it it would be a miracle to me i think that's not a good impression is that a what is that it sounds like michael shrely and doing an impression of trump yeah right

i'm not buying so yes so i first saw this story because they reported, haha, conservative network is fooled by fake Trump. But I don't think they were fooled. I think that they knew that they had an AI Trump. And apparently there was a short clip that was posted on Trump's truth social account from this. And I think that if you were to do it with an AI Trump,

you notice it doesn't sound like he's on the phone. It says on the phone, but it sounds just like playing a clip. Wow. So are you suggesting that they went ahead and they knowingly put an AI Trump on? Well, yeah, but the fact that Trump posted from it, I almost had tweeted, that it was probably coordinated and like, oh, let's see if we can try it out, but I think the most important thing would be, Carl,

if you were trying to fix something like that, you would want it to sound good and make sure that it didn't glitch at any point, right? Isn't that what you would want, Carl? Good news is I have a voice because I can speak to you and I can speak to others and when I speak to make them I go a few over and obviously they're buying this point of view but what's not to buy they are fighting these judges federal and otherwise for we want the day before Super Tuesday. Were they mining Bitcoin in that computer at the same time or something? You know, the processing for that.

Yeah, we, we should point out that Carl's not at his Florida state. So that's not the internet breaking up. That's actually in the clits. What over it? So, okay. So now I'm not understanding this a little bit. What you're telling me is they want to have it so that Trump can be many places at the same time, almost like Santa Caws or slash. Like he could just be showing up at every city all at the same time. So

like, yeah, this AI Trump could be at every talk show. Exactly. Brilliant. It's a good idea. It also does not sound like him, you know? It's like the guy that Stern used to use sounds better. I'd go so far as to say maybe even Alec Baldwin was more convincing. It just sounds like a guy who has his cadence. So I think that's why people thought it was a real person. But, uh, and then the, the final clip for this, I think that's when you know that this is fake. This is AI generated by the network because he, he shouts something out that there's no way real Trump has any idea what it is. Boba Bui! Boba Bui!

The one with that election is disgraceful. And anybody that talks about it, they like to indict him. They like to do whatever they can. But I want to tell you, it's a disgrace. And I heard about it. I actually heard about it from reading your just anews with twits. And when are you going to get a Pulitzer Prize? Because you were right about Russian, so many other things.

But I hope you follow the story out because the end and the the FBI was like is like a dead box You know the dead boxes you throw things in and everything dies. Yeah, except what I was to do with The only thing he said Lapis are you up? Yeah, if you notice on that clip it looks like that you can't see the He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing.

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He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. Yeah, but even you know, we have a clip last week where Trump pretended to know one of the hosts from this network

Even fake Trump is like yeah, I mean obviously I know from reading your cover. Well, this is a TV show Mr. Right, so then you didn't you didn't read it right this we actually do a show and you're on it right now But I don't know I think it's I think it's fun and I hope we get a i trump on this show at some point i bet we can they need and they need to keep doing it just just you know put them in the most ridiculous scenarios in the world and just and just run with it i think that's what i think people love that stop it you know i think about a i trump

boring i want the real thing. Well, I've listened to Trump. All right. Nelson's TAS in Game Archive 2 Box. McConnell dying on camera would make me a Christian. Amen. Oh, no.

All right. Let's move on. We're still talking about Trump. Let's move on to a talk show. I said, can you take it? I think so. I think so. Don't forget you,

A-G-D-E, Now who are these talk shows? Just you and these talk shows. Now. And I'm Krull ahead, Tucker Carlson on recently. A lot of people are talking about that conversation that they had. And I think this was maybe the biggest news that came out of it. Tucker Carlson talking about what's going to happen to Trump if he continues to run for

president. It began with criticism. Then you go to protest. Then you go to impeachment. Now you go to indictment and none of them work. What's next? I mean, you know, graph it out, man. We're speeding court assassination. Obviously. And no one will

say that, but I don't know how you can reach that conclusion. Now, he said the same thing to Trump when he interviewed Trump, Tucker Carlson, dead. He mentioned the same thing. He said, are you afraid they're going to take you out? And I was listening to Noah Janda, a podcast that I enjoy very much. And, uh, John C. DeVorek was saying now Tucker has connections with the CIA. The way that it's written is that he was rejected by them, but who knows? Who knows what connection he has? There's a possibility. He knows something. And he's, he's like really trying to get this message out there. Like, no, no, I know what they're up to right now. We might want to do something about this.

Just throw it out there as a possibility. That's a little, uh, Carl Alex Jones coming out you. Oh fuck yeah dude. Uh for the furthering that one maybe it's right and then if it is good for you. Well it's probably not. No you know what Eric you're right intelligence agencies don't have any control over everything it's going out of their government at all times. You're you're correct. You and I do not think alike. I want you to know that. We do not think alike. I know that, but you know what?

We do this show for a few more months. And I think I'll get you turned around on that. It's gonna be a war. It's gonna be a war. What's your take on this, Eric? Well, why is he why is he saying this? To get people to like him and make money. Well, both of those things already happened.

People like him a great deal. And he makes a lot of money. Yeah, this is what he's making money to not broadcast for us. This is what he does for a living. I'm not gonna buy what a Carl's stupid conspiracy theory is that fucking Tucker Carlson knows that Trump's about to get killed

because he said it on two stupid shows. I think the only surprising thing is that, you know, Trump's been out of office for two and a half years. And this is the first time that someone's saying like, yeah, he, you know, he should really be careful, you know, right? You know, he should double the secret service detail because, you know, I don't think they want him to win again. I don't know if you, how you feel about i'm pretty sure i i think i don't want it

i want to win only for the entertainment value i don't i don't i i i'm worried about the dumb fucks who follow him as opposed to him so i had a phone conversation with stuttering john one time in my life and he asked me uh... what my political views were and he asked about trump i said i were and he asked you about Trump. I said, I voted for Trump the second time and that is true. And I said, the reason why I did that, John, is for people like you still have shows. Because the people who hate Trump, they need Trump to be doing shit or else they got nothing

going on. So I think that him being president again would be great for entertainment, for comedy, for my business, for all of our business. I'm with you. I can't figure out what the fuck is going on because first in 16, no, I didn't, and then 20, I did, and now I'm back, now I'm back to no. Okay.

Interesting, so we have that in common that Eric, I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, sure. Speaking of people with that, I think that, well, I was just, my final thought on that was that, I think that the thing that Tucker is missing, that if that were to happen, and of course we're not advocating for that, none of us are, it would be fine because we have Trump GPT now. So he could just be president. We've already heard him in this

show. Well, I mean, Mitch McConnell's a robot. Why not have a robot president? It was the fucking difference at this point? Okay. So, now Bill Marr does this show that I've really come around on. And when he first put it out, I'm like, what is he doing? He's just getting drunk and high with celebrities. They're hanging out in his man cave.

But actually, what's happening on his show? Is he's getting people to reveal things? You know, he gives him a little truth serum as whiskey and smokes him up. And then they start saying really stupid shit. It's actually kind of entertaining sometimes. And so he had John Melanchamp on his show. Now I'm gonna date myself.

I thought he was John Cougar Melanchamp, but apparently that's not the case. This is more sophisticated. I'm older than you, so I thought he was Johnny Cougar. See? This is why he's actually, yeah, you, so I thought he was Johnny Cougar. See? Yeah. He's actually, yeah, you're right. He's had four fucking names. Jesus Christ.

So he's pretty self-important. I mean, even Princeton rename himself that many fucking dives. So let's see. He's got some weird views on Black people. Okay. I wrote a song that I never recorded because I felt it was wrong, but it was called from the fucking cotton fields to the plague fields. Yeah. So my point is, is that, yeah, so what? Well, I would say that white people love to have black people in a tainister.

I would say that the playing field are a lot better than the cotton fields. That's what I would say about that. Maybe I'm crazy, John, But it seems like making no money as a slave picking cotton was not as good as playing left field for the Yankees. I'm sure there were, you know, regions where I'm in a field as some means against nine better, I'm sure.

There is one or two percent of black people in America who have a better life. Oh, stop. That's what you think? One or two percent of black people in America who have a better life. Oh, stop. That's what you think. One or two percent. Okay, let's say 10 percent. I'm just pulling them out of my ass. It is. That's where it belongs. Hey, I just pull them out of my ass. I know, but I'm telling you, that's just not true. But, you know.

Well, okay, well, I mean, let's listen, we do have statistics. Talk to my. Yeah, some proud of his fucking civil rights song. And then my rubs is facing dog shit repeatedly. Holy shit. How was that awesome? Bill Mars reference of Dave Winfield. What's the last time that guy watched a baseball game?

Yeah. Yeah. He's fun. Everybody's like, Dave, Dave, talk to me. I agree with you, Carl. By the way, I'd gotten a little tired of Bill Mars stick from his show. I love Club Red. Yeah.

You got to sit through some stuff sometimes. That's not the best. But every interview seems to have a moment where you're like, really just fucking save that. John Millen camp doesn't have any black friends is where I just learned from this because he literally thinks that they're just as bad off as they were When they're slavery you can just look at like average household income and know that it's not zero anymore Would be one way to look at that

And then he goes from 1% to 10% to I don't know I don't know. I'm just making shit up. All right It feels like well, maybe stop making shit up that But who amongst us has black friends? Am I right or am I right? That's good points. I love the fact that of all the sports marpick, he picked the one has like no black guys in it practically. Well, in the 70s, in the 70s, they did.

That's why that's his reference. So obviously, time on Steinbrenner and Winfield. All right. So I put out a special episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I did a crossover with Chrissy Mayer. We recorded it Saturday night, and I put it out on our feed

because everyone's requesting that we check out Strike Force Five. This is the brand new podcast that is being hosted by five late night talk show hosts. And people are feeling like it's not a great show. No, they've just started off. You know, we're two episodes in at this point. And Christian Blatt decided we checked an episode number one for the word these podcasts cross over. But Christian went ahead and checked out episode number two. And I'll tell you this, I'm about 40 minutes into it because I'm going to be talking about this again with the

Drew and Mike show after we get done with this. I guess Mark Fellower thinks this is a pretty good show. So we're going to see if if that holds up or not. Where do you want to begin on here, Christian? Well, I think it's important because it sets the tone. The first clip that I have from it is the first episode did not have a show open, like a professional announcer, but they did have it for the second show. And one of the things that you guys theorized on the show you did over the weekend was that they recorded them back to back. It's very clear in the second episode.

They're still talking about things from the earlier conversation. So I don't know why this wasn't in the first show. They have John Ham. He has a great voice. You know, he makes a lot of money selling cars and stuff, you know. But they didn't use this for the first episode. And I think it really lets you know what you're in store for when you get the John Ham opening for Strike Force 5.

Yeah, it would be a lot better if they turned on each other and judging from the first two episodes, the other four are definitely going to turn on Jimmy Fallon at some point. I think Jimmy Fallon's going to turn on them. He hates them. He's someone done his whole thing. So it's funny that John Han said that because that was the point Ryan Kindle who was a special guest on WATP. That was the point he made, he goes,

if he gets it, it's ragging each other. It'd be a fun show. He talked about why each other's shows suck and stuff like that. Instead, it's just a love fuss. It's annoying. Howard Surni's talking about this all the time. He hates that these late night guys are no longer competitive with each other.

These would be super competitive for ratings. You know, there's only two shows on. And they had to try to get the audience. Now, no one cares about ratings anymore. They get paid tens of millions of dollars and seven people are watching. I don't understand the business of it. They were talking about how many people work for them.

They all have hundreds of people on their staff to make these shows. I mean, I had a good old days and people gave it shit. Yeah. You know, we thought we'd get too far out. Let me just address flashy Vic with five pounds. So Eric and Carl voted for Trump because of the entertainment value. Sure.

And I bet they read Playboy for the car articles and interviews too. And Eric's offense, he did not say he did it for the entertainment value. I think I said that. Oh, yeah, but I did say I hope he wins for the entertainment value. So he's kind of right. He's kind of right. Look It doesn't matter who the president is. We're just trying to have fought for four years. All right I don't know how to do it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter who the fucking president is

He doesn't tell me how much money I can make. Fuck it. Jesus Christ. Hey How many beers we can drink? crazy. Hey, how many beers we can drink? That's right. That's better. Hold on, it doesn't matter. Hey, burger, $5. Don't want to make this too political, but Trump, 24, father muckers. All right. I see where hamburger stands. Very good. And then mango coming in. And when mango comes in, we got to give him some love. Thanks for the super chat.

Mango, even though Tukki, is well on his way to a prime time network soon. We appreciate the support. Mango says more like stick force 5. Don't run, come here, home run. Fuck yeah! fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Well done, Mago.

All right, so getting back to Strike Force Five episode number two, we got some fascinating, no, what they do in this episode, because like I said, I've listened to most of it. They finally start telling stories about what's going on on their shows, behind the scenes stuff. That's probably what people want to tune in for. Like what's going on? I've watched the show before, what's going on in their shows behind the scene stuff. That's probably what people want to tune in for. What's going on? I've watched the show before. What's going on behind the scenes? And this is a fascinating story from Stephen Colbert about that. We have extra chairs backstage that are larger than the standard chairs. And if we have

a larger guest, we switch them out and put in there to scale with each other. So you can't tell, but just to make people comfortable, we have chairs like if Shaxon, the bigger chairs are out there. Whoa. Cool. That's a great story. Awesome furniture. Hot take breakdown.

I would have been that written down in his notes. Was that a bullet point? Did he just come up with that at the top of his head? That's amazing. The 300 people on his staff actually prepared that for him. And I don't know. I mean, you know, we don't really watch these shows now, but as a kid, I watched Letterman and Conan, and I always wondered, what do they do when there's a bigger guest? Do they have bigger chairs? So I'm glad it's finally answered. It seems to me like whenever a host gets so comfortable

with each other or they, they just love to hear themselves talk. You'll hear those little tidbits come out that and then for it's terrible to tell it, but it's even worse that no one else on that show says, hey, thanks. Thanks for that great title of the factoid. Well, this next clip I want to play for you is so annoying because they're all trying to tag this joke and they're all riffing and they're trying to tag this. And none of them seem to have any ability to come up with a funny joke, which you would

think five comedians who all host their own shows would every now and again, some will find something funny. Go. We assembled it himself with an Allen key. I got. every now and again, some will find something funny. Go. We assembled it himself with an Allen key. All right, guys. Okay, you proved yourself to be British because no one says Allen key in the United States. Allen wrench. It's an Allen wrench. It's not a wrench. It's an Allen wrench. Allen key was a very famous British comedian. Oh, okay, that's that must be huge and large. You had a show on MSNBC. Allen Key is made. Francis Scott wrench wrote God saved the Queen. That's great. She's

not a human being. wrench and peel. Of course, the comedy duo. Now, if only Sunnary John had this audio for when he was trying to explain what tagging a joke is, what he's trying to explain to DG, this is going to be the perfect example of that. No one, no one, no one ever knows when to stop on those and each joe each, each sub, each subsequent joke is more watered out. If it, if the first one was good, it's lost. No one's had time to actually enjoy it. Oh, God, damn it. But the first one wasn't any good to begin with. But nobody wants to be the one of them who doesn't chime in with it. And, you know, prior to this, I'd been thinking like, you know, Jimmy Kimmel coming from radio,

I think he has the best sense for how this works and how to move it along. And then he went and laid that egg. So I guess they're all terrible. Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel used to be really, really funny off the cuff. And he was very good when he was on the radio, even the man show, they would do segments on there just interacting with the audience, and of course it's pre-recorded, and you can pick and choose. But he used to be very funny,

and there's a watered down version of all these guys that we're now seeing for whatever reason, they're protective of their name and their image and everything else. So it seems, this whole thing seems pointless to me. Now, Jimmy Fallon's the only guy on here that I kind of like. And Jimmy Fallon seems to not want to be a part of this at all. You, Jesus, Carl.

You know what Jimmy Fallon? Oh, I hate Jimmy Fallon. All right, well we see, but now I know the Eric, I know that you don't drink. What I like about Jimmy Fallon is that he is a drinker. And because of that, he forgets most of his own life. And so his kids go home side of your after telling him what happened on his show on the tonight show because he has no recollection of it. Because I love the space train sketch so much because he's also uncomfortable

in the space train sketch. We, yeah, we asked him to be in a sketch called space train. So all the space train was Jimmy? Well, first of all, I just want to say, so you're interviewing one of the most redicent talks of yes. And the whole time you also know in the back of your head that the next thing you're doing with a misspacetrain. Kind of remember what space train was.

I think it was in the middle of the interview. You didn't just say like, we worked on our project together. Wasn't it one of those things like you threw it through a clip of this project you had done together? And it was a train that went to space or something? It's a train that goes to space. You guys are wearing a train. It's only so much train, so it doesn't go very far to space. And there's like a murder on the space train, but it never takes place on the space train. All the space trains. And he had a little conductor's hat like a silver conductor's hat.

I love that this even remembers Jimmy's show better than Jimmy does. Oh, I totally forget space train. Oh my gosh. Oh, that's fun. Okay. So, you like him because of that, not because of his bitch he does on the tonight show. No, I don't watch the tonight show. And when he was on, Asan Ali, he'd always just crack all the time and, and giggle.

I didn't care for that either. That was when I started not liking him. I just read the cue cards like everybody else does. It's not that funny. You shouldn't be making yourself laugh. Right. So I think he's talking about Robert De Niro there. Yeah.

So his first talk show guest was Robert De Niro, which is not a great choice, by the way. If anyone's ever seen an interview with De Niro, and that's kind of the point, but he was apparently a good sport and he was in a sketch, but Jimmy has no recollection. He's like, oh, so it was a, what they said, space trade. So it was a train that went to space, right? Oh, yeah, totally. I remember, he's clearly faking his way through the whole thing.

I do like him more. The fact that he doesn't remember his own dumb bits though. I could do it every day. But you imagine having Robert De Niro on your show, The Tonight Show, and forgetting the whole thing. That's impressive. Well, you know, whiskey's a powerful friend, I guess. Here's another reason why I love Jimmy Fallon because he wants to get off this show.

He's like, how long is this going to go on for? And he finds a fun way to let the guys know he's done so. I just got a text from a member of Strike 4.5. Is that the best way to do it? I just got a text from a member of Strike 4.5. And it's from Jimmy Fallon under the code name Steve Allen It says I have to go And I assume everyone got this at the same time

Only one who wants to be honest with our audience. I didn't know We're talking about chupuses and all this but it's getting going a little long So there's a limit. It was a limit to how much you want to help the staff is what you're saying. My face is so red. I have no where I am. There's no recognition or anything. It is so hot where I am. This poor guy is suffering right now.

What do you go? Kind of loops. Shit. Oh, God. But that's the, yeah, that's the other indication that they recorded two of these in a row. Because he's like, what am I doing this for two hours for? I got to go, you know, it's happy hour and Applebee's already. I really, I got to get out.

Good point. Tom Jung is taking a shot at Eric, I think. Trump 2024, no more LibDruggie podcast host. Jeez. Those are just rumors, sir. Oh, that's awesome. And if Robert Deng lizard comes in with five euros, it says, hooray for two Lee Tuesday, oops, wrong show. Yeah, I think you're

thinking of the Southern John programs there. That's not, that's not what this is at all. All right, we did, we did strike force five. And we're talking more about that on the Drew and Mike show. We need to move on to sports and sports casters. Home of the hourly triple play. W-A-K-B-O-L-R-B-S. Sports casters, just listen and find out who all these sports casters. Who are these ones? Yes.

All right. We're running a little bit long, but you know what? I was going to skip Deanne, but fuck it. This guy, Deanne Sanders is a head coach and college football. And he took a Colorado Buffalo. He took out a team that was like the worst team last year. Correct. They won one game or something.

So he comes in and week one, they, they pull an upset. Yeah. But they, by the way, they win 45 to 42. So it's, they barely won. Right. But it's exciting. It's, it's exciting game. I don't know what the spread was.

You know what the spread was on this game going into it. I don't. Big underdogs. Yeah. So this is how we handle that post post game press conference. You believe in you. All right. post post gay press conference. You believe didn't you? All right. What's up, boss? You believe now? You, you, you, hold on. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I read through that bull junkie wrote that. I read through

that. I sifted through all that. Yeah. Oh, come on. Do you want to do it? It's like how we're deemed. Yeah. You don't believe. You just answered it. You don't believe. Next question. You don't believe.

You don't believe. You don't believe. We're on the go ahead. OK, he's doing neon, Dion. This is neon, Dion, instead of D. And see, he wins one game and now he's doing this he wasn't if he was just excited when they cut his feet off or whatever the fuck you know is he might have had a it might have been an easier recovery but he's

surprised that spread was wider than the gap between his toes. This actually reminds me of Rex Ryan. I'm sorry, I'm gonna talk about the Buffalo Bills. Rex Ryan became the head coach of the Buffalo Bills a few years back. And speaking of feet, he went out right, to pinpoint. He won the first preseason game that he coached for the Bills and bragged about it.

And it's like, all right, don't get ahead of yourself here. All right, I'm, I'm, everyone's happy for you that you won. It was a nice upset, but you've done nothing so far on Deon Sanders. Like wait till the end of the season. Let's see how things, not out here before you start declaring that you're the, uh, the champions of college football.

Didn't he, uh, leave an all black, one of those historically black colleges? He brought, uh, to the Jackson State, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brought them the prominence. Jesus Christ. They should be pissed off at them. They might come on. You're you're you're with the historically black school. Let's let's build on this thing. He takes off the white bread country. Jesus. My job, Dion. I'm sure there's some African Americans on this team. If I had a guess, I didn't actually see the game, but

if I had a guess. But who knew the fucking de dance it would be a good coach. I never would have guessed that because I always think that like you were saying Dan makes everything about the on Yeah, he was he was loved he was beloved in that at that at his last gig Well, you know, let's let's keep an eye on the Colorado Buffalo's cuz something tells me he's not a good coach Let's see the purple being will be in the pudding. We'll find out. Now Shannon Sharp, who was an NFL player, he used to do a show with Skip Bayless. For a long time, I believe those two were co-hosts.

And boy, does he miss his old buddy, Skip. Because if you think about it, the lion will pick the win that division skip this. I just want to point out. Steven A Smith does not look anything like skip bailess. You should not be making that mistake. Just look up funny. Oh God. With that green suit, he looks like a smart Hulk in the Avengers movie too. That guy is so fucking big. It's not a great color. Is that what you're saying? No, he's huge.

He's so muskily. And then hot chicken in the middle. She's like, oh, come on. This is great. I do like whoever put that music underneath the bloodbath. Because it's clearly like a love story between skin veilers and chansher. Yeah, I'm sure. Oh, I miss this old buddy. Now, let's go over to baseball.

I know everyone loves baseball talk. And you're gonna love this because it's really focused on ice cream. This is where baseball is the only sport that I know of, where it's more exciting to watch people in the stand sometimes than it is to watch the actual game. And this is one of those times. Well, I get yourself somebody that looks at you the way that that man looks at that soft serve. Wow. They might need to get a

hotel. Yeah. There's an happens. Lady itself off. That's wonderful. It looks pretty good. Actually it looks tremendous. And his Corey Hart might say

he wears his sunglasses at night. Sean Murphy leading off the eighth at a three to one game. You wear your sunglasses at night, Peter. I'm not even going to answer that. Back to him. So disappointed. I think this guy's pulling it off. Oh, boy.

I don't leave anything for chance. All right, if you're not watching, if you're listening, I think I'm done for the night. Oh, he just went in for the deep throat of the ice game. And if you notice the girl with the sweet boobies behind him, she was watching him when when when when he did that and she starts to react if you notice, you're right. She's totally watching that. Oh my god. No, he's definitely got no gag reflex. I've got the point, uh, her out, Eric, because when I was watching, I'm like, okay, it's cool.

He's enjoying his ice cream. Can we go back to showing hot chicks in the stands? Because I watch the cops. I'm a, I'm a Cubs fan and every single game they zoom in on some hot chicks in the stand. I assume every baseball team does that, right? Yep. Yep.

Okay. It's just, it's just good producing. Well, they don't do it so much in Boston because they're not any hot chicks in the stand. Oh, wow. If you've ever been there, that's Yeah. Shots. Freckle girls aren't my thing.

Okay. Oh, shots fired. All right. Let's say I go over to the Yankees. Let's check out what the Yankees are up to. Apparently, there was a guy who's put on waivers. Do you wanna explain what being put on waivers means

for people who might not know baseball as well as we do? Yeah, so this is Harrison Bader, who they got in a trade last year from the Cardinals and he's put on waivers, which means you're not cutting them, but another team, if they wanna take on their salary for the rest of the year, they can have them. And a lot of teams do it. The angels put like eight guys on there, and it's just a way to hopefully make a salary

dump, but they had to do it before September 1st. So this was the day before that. How did you find out you were put on waivers today? I was in the lunchroom. I saw it on a CSPM, I guess it's not gonna. I guess it popped up somehow in there, so that's how I found out. What was your reaction when you saw that news? Like what does waivers mean? But you know, listen, in all seriousness, regardless of what happened or may happen. What is Wavres can home run beta? Hey, more money!

Unless he not know what wave is me. Oh, he's trying to be funny. A lot. Try to make a joke. That's rough there right there. But now we also, for those watching, we now all know the password to the Wi-Fi. I think this is in Detroit. It is in Detroit.

Network. Oh, I got it. I just noticed that. It is in Detroit. Network. Yeah. Oh, I got it. I just noticed that. And it's fantastic. Yeah. That's funny. All right.

This is something else that Eric Zane found. And there's a guy. Now, again, I'm because of I'm a couch fan. I know this guy Steve Bartman. Famously reached his hand into the playing field and interfered with the ball. And that could be frowned upon by some people because you fuck with the game This happened in the he was they came back and won the next day, right? So everything was okay. Oh boy

Five out of way, Chris, we're five out of way. Oh That was that was moisa saloo right? Yes, yeah, he really let him have it. And I think that if you could have that back, knowing what happened to his department's life after that, he probably would have been easier on him, because he had to be escorted. Anyway, that's not the point.

The point is this gentleman did a similar thing, and so they rushed over to interview him during the game, and he seems to be quite the character. People seem to enjoy this man's personality. See if I can get some volume going on. Pretty much, I'm out here with my son. This is our first ever game. We just moved here to Houston, Lyrally in January.

And I just wanted to make the moment special for him. As a father, I feel like it's my job to make sure that I give them the best moments. I apologize to the Astro organization. I didn't know it from, you all gotta understand, when he's dropping down, it looked like it's coming directly to you. So I reached and my body went for what I know.

But we did have one for moment. He doesn't seem sorry about it that much. Yeah, for sure. No, he's going to go, hide your kids, hide your wife. OK, so you reached out and what was he reaction? Did you heard right after the play was over? I'm not going to lie to you. Two of three we're going to be on TV baby. Oh, I'm not going to lie to you. Two of three we're going to be on TV baby. Oh, I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you.

I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you.

I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. Two great, we're going to be on TV, baby! Tell me, look like that you went away for a bet,

and then you came back. How'd you turn it back? Look at this chick. Houston loves me, and I love Houston. And they cannot stop me for supporting the Astroids. So we're having a blast. The Astroids. Now everybody's favorite team.

The Houston Astroids, Kyle. We all know them. We're going to be on the show. They cannot stop me for supporting the Astroids. So we're having a win. The Astroids. You know, everybody's favorite team, the Houston Astroids card. We all know them. And he's wearing his four wheels hat. That's not a good time, but I have this guy. Oh, I love you.

I'm telling you, give him. Bop, bop, bop, bop, real quick on him. But they wasn't listening, so I'm so alone. And they let me come back. They really were just trying to make sure that I wasn't hurt in that making sure that we didn't go Be real so salute to the whole organization great staff. They made sure that I was healthy and I was enjoying the game They wasn't even making it serious

Okay, so this was basically like Bartman except it actually benefited the team and it's black So it's blacks black reverse Steve Bartman is what we're looking at here. Right. Yes. Okay. That makes sense. It's a photo negative. Yeah. Yes. Yes. See, but maybe if Bartman would have behaved like not such a pussy, this, this one, his life wouldn't have been ruined after. And it was game six. Eric, he was game six. Five outs away. I'm still angry about that.

They wanted all 13 years. 13 years. Yeah, right. Yeah, what do you got to be mad at? It wasn't enough to be. It was what's what's worse? Barb and her buckner. Well, as a comes fan, obviously, yeah, I don't care about buckner.

And and as a much met's fan's fan, Buckner was amazing. Although we on Durham did a similar thing in the 84 playoffs, but I want to get into that right now. What's little reptile family $10 says in from Jackson, Mississippi, and I can confirm the folks are. Yes. Hate him now. The folks at JSU. Oh, okay, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah.

The context of that. I was talking about because he goes there and everybody, I mean, he made that unit to be brought in to the promise and he goes, fuck you, see you later. Well, that's what you do, though. Everybody wants to get a promotion. Do you ever been on a small market, Eric?

And then you get an offer and a big market and you go, nope, my home is here, this small market. Nope, you know, that's a great point. All I need is someone to offer that, which will never happen. Wow. I guess I was talking about your past, but you get the point. By the way, Carl, I like the way that you read Superchats now. If there's ever a combination of letters or words that you don't understand, you stop

and go, I just, I, I, I, I can't read this because I have no idea what they might be trying to trick. Thank you for those. And that Chris, because I just saw, it's all well-worked. So JSU hate and I went, oh, what are we talking about here? I just stopped my mouth. I'm just gonna get a memo from the Sun and Weasanthal Center after I say that. So I'll just try not to commit any hate crimes while we do a fun little show on YouTube.

That's all. That's my only goal. All right. Now I can't imagine what the next super chat is gonna be after I said that. hate crimes while we do a fun little show on YouTube. That's all. That's my only goal. All right. Now I can't imagine the next super chest going to be I'd say that. So you want to do a new feature here, Christian? You want to see how much you can annoy me with a clip? I think so. You know, we saw Stephen A Smith for a moment and, you know, we can let it play through, but you just raise your hand at the point when you're pissed. And I think it's good to end the show raising Carl's blood pressure. So Steven A Smith is talking about your Buffalo bills.

Yeah. So and specifically Stefan Diggs, our star wide receiver who we've had some issues with ever since losing in the playoffs to the Bengals last year. He was fighting with our star quarterback, Josh. I have on the sidelines. It was very well publicly known. And then the off season, it didn't seem like Diggs was fighting with our star quarterback, Josh Havana on the sidelines. It was very well publicly known. And then the off season, it didn't seem like Diggs was thrilled with the bills.

He kept putting out messages on social media like, hey, it's just business. Sorry, Buffalo, it's just business. Making it seem like he's gonna leave the team. And there's a lot of speculation. When training camp started, he didn't seem happy. So you got Steph on Diggs. This brother, all-world receiver, but clearly wasn't happy walked out.

They want to talk to nobody. They came in the train to camp. They had some friction. They had to get settled and all of this. Other stuff brother wants out by the way. I'm just telling you what I know. I got my own sources brother wants. I can't want to be a Buffalo one.

You know what I'm telling you right now. I have my sources. Stefan digs got to be there, but he would prefer to be gone because he's lost a level of belief in the Buffalo bit ass right I said this Steven A. baby. I'm not I'm telling you what I know okay, you know you're gonna deny I think I'm telling you what I have my sources I'm telling you what I know all right, but he's not gonna force his way out. He know he got to be there and they got to perform but he ain't feeling the Buffalo bills the way that he once did because he feels there's a window of opportunity that they may have missed out on.

Josh Allen's got to show them that's not true. Okay. It is true. It is true. So I hate Stephen A Smith. I think he's annoying. I think he's pompous. I think it takes usually suck, but he's right about everything he just said.

And I, as a bills fan, I know this to be true. I know that Diggs is like, look look at we keep getting either to the championship game Or just before the championship game in the playoffs. We can't get over the hump for whatever reason the defense ain't getting any younger And we probably probably did miss their window here And I think that Diggs is ready to move on the problem here though is that Diggs There's 31 other teams and most of them suck too So you got a great quarterback put up some numbers and joy it. I know it's called you me Can you imagine if he was there when they lost four in a row?

He would have brought a gun to the fucking plane field and shot everybody up right Steve Tasker handled a lot better That I think stuff on digs Oh By the way was that chick bald there was she had on just a Sherry Shepherd's lose my wig segment or whatever the fuck did you notice that? She had no hair. Look at that. A little, oh my God, I don't know, maybe she's sick or something, but she looks fantastic. That's, that's Jada Pinkett Smith. Come on. Yeah. She, she, she, she doesn't at all look like a goddamn alien or anything. Man, we'll Smith would not be happy with you right now, my friend.

Wow. And I do think, Steven A knows what he's talking about because he has the same source in the CIA that Tucker Carlson has. So we know. All right. So I'm not so cruel when you're making fun of me. Oh, okay. No.

Yeah. He said the same thing to Trump. So you know, it's true. I didn't say you, it's true. I didn't say you know it's true. I can change the whole conversation. All right. You know, you're right.

The CIA is never murdered Americans for political gain. All right. We're going to wrap things up. The way we wrap things up over here is with something that we do. It's kind of like a hall of fame moment. It's past broadcast moments. And this one, we go all the way back to one week ago because we got sniped.

We didn't even, maybe it's happening again now. I don't even know. We got sniped by Suttering John Melendez, who didn't fight us at first because he typed W-ATP into YouTube. And what, I don't see us at first because he typed W-A-T-P into YouTube. And went, I don't see Carl, I don't think he's odd. Well, the channel's called, anyway, it doesn't matter. So this is him sniping us last week.

And Christian's very excited about this. He's grinning every year. Just to check this out. Oh, I gotta play our music first. Might have happened a long, long time ago, but let's discuss with Carl and Christian, who are these moments in broadcasting history. And this was history. I think is the first time I've been sniped by Suttering John, and he does a good job with it. Now, where are you? Now, I'm here. I can't talk about the fact you can't tell.

He's like that on YouTube About me. Yeah, yeah, that was my favorite part about the clip is that Eric didn't even get it when I sent it to you guys when i sent it to you guys yeah i guess your your as as uh... useful to this show as mic morse is to the shuly network is what he's got i wish i knew all these references but i i don't i don't follow all this fucking shit i don't know what asshole is fucking with the other asshole so i didn't know what was up it's almost like you have a job here at kids all almost like right, but that's fantastic. Well, what John what John does because

This guy named Kevin Brennan praised him for this and how John thinks it's a great bit is when he's sniping you He'll zoom in on one person or two people so right there He was zoomed in on me in Christian because that's where the comedy really comes in and then when he realized that we were just Broadcasting and doing a show he didn't know what to do. And this, this went on for a little while longer than this. Chris just pulled this 12 seconds, but John had nothing for any of this. It did not work at all. So I hope he's. I would always. I would be afraid to do that because you really need to be able to think on your feet like that and just take stone cold, like

in music, we used to do site reading when I used to play in bad and they just give you the fucking thing and play it. And it always sucks shit when you first do it. I'd say, how do you expect to come up with a joke just like that? Jesus Christ. Well, some people can do it, but John and Chad Zumak are people who snipe, they do whole shows where they snipe. And it's a lot of like, look at this guy.

This guy's an idiot, right? But I have to say the fact that he told, he's stuttering John Melendez saying, you're the worst broadcaster in the world, directed it at me, I could not have been happier. That really made my day as much fun as I had just had doing the show. First he goes, does this guy ever shut up? And I was like, is he reading my notes now? What's going on in the chat? I have this insight.

I'm still having a watching for a few seconds. It's very impressive. Dang Lizard coming in with another five euros says, you can be happy that S.J. didn't type, why do they podcast? Mwah! That's the other thing, Eric, is that John has put together a thing called,

why do they podcast it's a spoof on our little intro for our YouTube videos and he plays it usually three times in a row and then usually 15 times per episode because he's so proud of it. And apparently he couldn't find any actual pictures of our friend Carl. Right. And he got a guy that does not look like you. But he put like Walrus teeth or whatever he did So it makes it funny. Yeah, I have never seen your teeth look fucked up by the way

I've seen you in person and what the fuck are people talking about girl? You're teeth are fucking fine They're not great. They could be better, but thank you Eric. I appreciate that. We have hung out a couple times fucking stupid and I will say somebody who's having his accommodations provided for the magic. I didn't just do weeks and Eric. I mean, I think you can attest to this. I'm still a pretty good kisser, even with my teeth like this. Dude, you're the best kisser. Carl. I love the way you kiss. Danglizard, another two-year-olds, Menta Mind Melinda, destroyed WATB. He sure did we were we've been really all week the the conversation Between the three of us just been so do we just hang it up we call it quits or what do we do with us now?

Well, I I felt that way after I read the WATP read it, but then John really Really? He got us really good. I like you guys try to talk them through it like hey stick with us It's only episode three or four. And I'm like, fuck you. Fuck off and die. Fuck you. Principal uncertainty says, RIPWATB, I know, I know Principal uncertainty. It's, we have to get right. We did a month, all right. Not bad, better than I was predicting. So all good. All right. How do we wrap things up on this show? I never

remember what we do. Well, I know we, we got to get in our plugs. I always, I always workshop a, a sign off and I'll try again this week, but I'll let everybody know that I have a podcast called Blackcast because everybody loves me on here so much. I know you want more of me. So you can go to Blackcast, B-L-A-D-T-C-A DT CIS T or you can tweet at me or X at me Christian DMZ and tell me how much I love the show. Didn't you discuss blue beetle the other day? Wasn't that didn't I pick up on that?

A couple of weeks ago I did a blue beetle special. Yeah. And Carl was on a show with someone with Chrissy Maris friend who apparently did not enjoy blue beetle. Oh no. Yeah. You can catch me the air extension podcast wherever you download shows. I do a free one every day and then I do a Patreon, but just check out the free one and, you know, see if you like it. I do a lot of talking about personal stories, things like that. And you sent me a clip, Eric, You had a really big guest last week. I did glitch McConnell joined us. Oh nice.

Yes. Yes. I have a guy that joins us from time to time. So there you go. The extension podcast, wherever you download shows. Excellent. And of course, who are these.com is where you can go to find this show. Also, who are these podcasts?

Who are these socials? I'll show I do with my buddy, Buying My Geary every Thursday at six on this YouTube channel. Also has its own RSS feed. And of course, thecreepoff.com, the only true crime podcast made for guys. And you could check that out every Monday at 1 p.m. live on the Creepoff YouTube channel, or you can just listen to us whenever,

et your leisure I should say, when you subscribe to the RSS feed of our podcast, wherever you enjoy, find podcasts. Who's your friend here, Eric? Who are you showing off? This is Bruce. This is Bruce. Hey, Bruce.

Hey, Bruce. He looks like a Bruce. Oh, he hates me right now. He hates me right now. Oh, I bet he makes that face all the time. No, I think he looks like a piazza, but whatever. Oh, whoa. He's best supposed to experience

whatever you're trying to say. I don't even know what that means, Carl. Okay, if you say so. Alright, let's hear your amazing side off here. We're excited for it. Well, this is Christian Black reminding you. Every mic is a hot mic and every seat is a hot seat as long as Vinnie Polino is sitting in it. For these broadcasts are doing the work for people. The mainstream media makes tremendous mistakes, let's find out. Oh, come on. It's no joke. We are doing it.

We are having fun. For these broadcasters are making sure you get the narrative. For our Christian, both are doing the tremendous job. Probably the best job anyone has ever done. Lots of people are saying that the best broadcast there ever was for these broadcasters is on your site to observe and report. For these broadcasters, with Carl and Christian, you know, folks, it's really no different than a police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a

burning building. It's what they do. Firefighter running into a burning building. It's what they do.