Who Are These Podcasts? - WATS - Ep05 - Obese is a Slur

Episode Date: January 6, 2023

This week we start with TikTok videos of stand up comedian Anjelah Johnson and try to figure out if the audience reaction is real. It can't be. Then we watch a sportscaster who was suspended for saying "illegal alien," read some hot takes about Damar Hamlin, learn about how offensive the word "obese" is for some reason, drool over the Peach Bowl Girl, and finally check in on some Reddit advice. All that and much more. We will soon have this on a separate feed so watch out for it and subscribe. You can also watch on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to yet another episode of W-A-T-S. The show, thousands of people come to learn the age old question. What's the deal with social media? If you could find a show that knows more about social media, I will drive to Gary, Indiana. I'm your host, Carol Hanoverger, with me as always, is Mike Geary, aka Boyne, Mike, what's up, Mike? Hello, everybody, good to be back.

Good to see you, everybody. Some people are saying. I read social media, I read the chat. Some people are saying, that I know. I won't read superchets, and those people could take a tackle from tea Higgins because I will read every super chat That comes in will probably save for the end of the show so don't fuck up our flow But hey if you super chat them and really funny or if you do 20 bucks or more then I'm willing to break the flow of the show for it All right, this is basically what Carl is saying.

Dare us to read it. Yeah. See if you can get your super chat read before the end of the show. I want to thank Jackie Sprat, who made the artwork that we use on our YouTube still. I did not give Jackie Sprat credit. I was just using it like an A hole.

Not I want to be out. Carl told me not to mention it, but I was like, hey, would you give this person credit? I don't understand. Why do I want people to think that I'm an asshole Mike God for big that room we're gonna out there I like on my podcast. We had a guy. I'll give him a shout out my pal notorious gig on Twitter He made the logos for both of my podcasts. Yeah, and he was the nice guy. He was like hey use this don't worry about it I offered to pay him. He's like, no, I don't want your money.

Your money's no good. And then other people took up for him. And we're like, you scumbag. You didn't even give him credit. You didn't pay him. Did you? So I would be like, message him and be like, can I please pay you

to get these people off my ass? Can you just say I paid you? Please just tweet out. I give you tons of money. You're happy. Something. You can't satisfy anybody. Well, someone who won't satisfy either of us

is Angela Johnson. Now, this is one of your finds. I did not know about this person. Do you want to explain what's going on here? We're going to TikTok first, people. Yeah, so my understanding is, you know, I'm a big stand up guy. Yeah.

And I follow Brendan Shaw a lot on my show And Shaw is one of the most trolled people. He's kind of my stuttering John, you know Particularly in the stand-up world like everybody hates this fucking guy But apparently the person that gets the brunt of that in the stand-up world on TikTok seems to be Angela Johnson now she has 2.9 million followers on TikTok seems to be Angela Johnson. So she has 2.9 million followers on TikTok. And the Netflix special. Does anyone have more than two million followers on TikTok?

I've yet to find anyone who has a start with two million in the work to it. That makes sense. Well, two million in China is like, what, 0.001% of the population is nothing. That's true, yeah, it's nothing. So I guess that makes sense. Yeah, and she's got an Netflix special, which is pretty wild.

She's a pretty wild special. I thought she was someone that got famous off TikTok, which she definitely jumped up a level or had helped her out a lot, her TikTok presence. But apparently she's like one of the early people that would, she had a stand up clip go viral in like 2008, which is before it was cool. And then I think she got on mad TV,

like towards the end of its run, and she had this bondquy, que character. Some people might remember what I'm talking about. But then she went away for a while and then resurged on TikTok and has been getting, put it this way, of that 2.9 million followers, there's at least a million that think like us.

That makes sense. I'm glad to hear that because I'm gonna play a few of these jokes, few of these videos that you've sent over to me, but I was reading through a lot of the comments and people seem to think that she's funny. So let's check this out starting with her telling us her name for those of you that don't know or maybe you forgot my name is Angela Johnson

Mexican and Native American thank you people ask me if you're Mexican Native American, how's your last thing Johnson? I'm like, hello, isn't it obvious? I don't know. Alright, I have a theory on this one. They call those Myers-esque punchlines. Yeah, right. I have a theory on this one. I don't think that was so much a joke.

She just wanted to tell us that she's a non-white. I think that was really the goal of that entire bit right there. It's like, by the way, unless you think there's any white blood, none whatsoever. Promise you. Let me get this out of the way. The reason I'm on Netflix. Yeah, they know. I also, I hate that setup. People always ask me. That's a totally believable setup up. Oh yeah, yeah, everywhere I go, people ask me, how'd you get the last name Johnson? I assume it's your father's surname. I don't think that's a mystery. She gets pulled over. You're real ID, please. I've seen your act. You're Mexican and Native American. There's no way your last name is Johnson.

And I don't know if you caught this car, but literally she said her name. She said my name is Angela Johnson. And the reaction by the crowd, it sounded like Bruce was at the metal land or something. Yeah, it was uproarious. A plus. All right, here's another one. And you labeled this one. What's the punchline? But every now and then they send us to some real cool places like recently they sent me to Honolulu Hawaii Yeah, that's what I said. I was like, yeah, I'll go. I'll go tell some jokes right here. Right here. Right here. All right, so I think that that's the comedy rule of threes, but she doesn't really grasp the concept. It's not just you get just you three of anything.

And then it's completely threes. Just anything in three. It's that's hilarious. Triple is very sterical. Now I'll explain to you what I think is going on here. Please. She's semi-attractive and she makes these faces. So I think she's popular on TikTok because she's cute enough. Oh, she's on stage telling jokes and she's kind of cute.

So I run through some of the comments underneath this video specifically. One's like, wow, damn, you're so pretty, kissy face. Oh God. And then there's, she's adorable and an excellent comedian, kissy face, kissy face. All right. New idea, we have to go through every only fans account enough Carl read it in that voice.

And then there's, from judge or you get judged, or don't judge or you get judged, it says, you're're amazing kissy face Love your videos and you're such a great comedian kissy face Who do these to these guys think she's gonna message him a be like? I think I'm amazing. That's your address. That's why Sips on social media are fascinating to me because what do they think is gonna come from this? You're a hundred percent right. It's that she's, you know, middleing attractive, but also she comes from the Christelius school of,

if I repeat it and then start singing in kind of a funny noise, then it's funny. You have to throw the cadence in there as well. That is to be a wacky tone. Why is it that works for Christelius? I don't know why it does, but that's always been his stick. He never has any content or jokes, but he does that, but it doesn't work for Opie. It doesn't work for Opie at all. No, and it's different time. And if you, if young Opie hit when Chris D'Lia did, you

know, young, young, handsome Opie, maybe he could have done it. Maybe you're right. Okay. Here's, uh, here's another one from Angela here. We need a new kitchen table. Ars isn't fit anymore. It's going to be like $500. He's like, what? I could build that. Oh, oh, you could build that?

With what tools? Do you know where the tools are? Could you name a tool? Because men are idiots. Men be like, I can build a table and women be like, I have my period! Men be like, I'm going to go to work now and women be like, I have crabs! This is the description that Brian Regan is making when he's talking about commercials

where the dad is trapped in the... Yeah, I like the idea of a comedian doing it the reverse way. Men be like, I made a mortgage payment. Women be like, I'm bloated. You know, you can't just work that way around. It only works when you're saying that matter, idiots. And something for you, people to keep in mind.

I think it's very important to remember. And I meant to say for the last clip, but it applies to this one as well. I am not cutting these. These are by her. And most of she's like, this is the bit I want out there. That's the punchline. Let me read this on the camera. Much like Tom Myers. It's like Myers. I'd love to ask her what is the punchline? Or maybe she knows I have to say it funny.

I have to say tools kind of like this. And that's the funny part. Maybe she's aware of that. Maybe she's the Mexican Sebastian Menescalco. Maybe that's what's going on here. You use Uber. Uber on the app on your phone. All right, here's some comments underneath there.

Joke. I don't know if it's pronounced hot. I can't read these. It's so good to know the sighted feel like me. Yeah, and then it says, did she say a joke? I hear people laughing. I love jokes though. Sad this bit didn't have any

That looks really beat really to be giving comedy specials to anyone That's the other thing I kept thinking like people like Shane Gillis and Joe list who I think are some of the best comedians in the country Must be watching this like like I'm not on Netflix. Okay, well, here's a tiktok. This is not her stand up, but you call this a must listen story. I'm already excited. This is her off stage. A little taste of her off stage.

My random act of kindness this week is that I didn't kill a spider that I very well could have because it was crawling at my arm the audacity first of all I was picking up laundry and it was apparently in the laundry and then it was crawling up my arm and I flicked it off and then I went over like that for like 10 minutes and then I just shoot it out the door instead of smushing it because I'm a kind of person But I took a picture of it. Do you want to see this spider that was calling up my arm? Yeah. That was crawling up this arm like that. All right, first off.

I love that story. What a story, Mar. I am calling bullshit on that story Mike that is a wolf spider. There is no way she flick can't really flick that off her arm and then shoot it out of the house You don't think a tarantula was crawling up room. I don't think so now. I'm not buying that one Also, I don't know about you. I get mad when people don't kill spiders It's funny. You say that Carl she actually has a whole bit about you. I get mad when people don't kill spiders. It's funny you say that, Carl. She actually has a whole bit about that.

Oh, no, really? I wish I let you go just to tell you that you two are having the same observation. My wife doesn't kill spiders. We used to have a cat that didn't kill spiders. I'm doing all the heavy lifting in my household. No one else is shipping it. I have this very important function.

You and Angel aren't so different. Home ownership. Okay. All right. So I didn't realize that she had a whole spider bit go I got. I don't know if you just wanted to find on spider material. All right. Well, I'll, I'll let her own that one. I suppose. Let's get back to her standoff stuff. Shall we? Yes, please. All right. What is this? What is this one? You call this insightful?

Is how you're labeling this one? I think, you know, much like... Sorry, I was just gonna say, much like Carl and Colin Quinn. I think she like, she really gets... There's a lot of observations that we otherwise wouldn't have noticed in the world. Yes, I like that. I was homeless and I live somewhere where it snowed. I would call the police.

I would. I would. I would be like, um, hello, police. Yeah, what kind of crime I got to commit? Where you will put me in jail from now to about the summertime. It's funny because you don't call the police to get arrested. Like, got it right. Exactly.

You wouldn't call up the police and say, I want to get arrested. That's silly. So, I'm pretty sure there are just homeless people that get arrested to have a place to sleep. I don't even think that's a bit. I think it just happens to get points. It's a good point. I think what you're missing there is that what's really funny about it again, you have to go back.

And if you tell me that Def Jam comedy mastered this about 35 years ago, I'd say Carl, you're crazy. She's the first person to ever say police. And that's the real funny point. It's not how you say it. I don't know if you picked up on this, but all of a sudden she has an accent. Now that she's homeless and I find that kind of offensive. All of a sudden she's got the Spanish accent going, which she's hopeless.

I suspected some day there may be a part two. I didn't even touch the racial humor with Angela Johnson. Okay. Well, reminds me, I saw Greg Geraldo once, and he had a joke. It was something like, I was so behind in my bills, they started setting my statements in Spanish. I'm like, that's a funny joke, but he was going for that.

Like this just seems like she's kind of casually saying, you know, I mean, the way I normally talk, I would say I wouldn't be homeless, so that doesn't make sense. And there is to your point earlier, there's just a hint of, remember I'm Hispanic guys? Yeah, he's had in mind. Right, it's okay for me to, remember, I'm Hispanic guys. Yeah, keep that in mind.

Right. It's okay for me to say it, just in case you were wondering. All right. Well, let's keep them going. There's a lot to get to here. I don't want to slow us down at all. I think it's funny how married couples like to tell you when they're trying to have a baby. That's just gross.

baby that's just gross. I got to be just showing off. They just want you to know they're doing it. So I hate you guys have any kids yet know what we're trying. Oh, oh. You ask them. You guys have any kids? No, we will soon though. I don't get it.

Gross. Why would you tell me that after I asked you? Why is married couples fucking gross to her? I've bad news for virtually all married couples have sex. And? And if it's that gross to you, don't ask if they have kids because either way, there's an answer. Right, good boy. It's either happening soon or it already happened, but it's happening.

Yeah, I don't get it. All right, here's another fun one where she does a little tag at the end. I'm approaching the age. While I'm starting getting my clothes, the same place I get my groceries. Say I want. Cause she really doesn't want a different accent, doesn't she? You won't, you bitch.

You lying bitch. She's sounding very different here than she was earlier. This is her nap, this is from her naplex, special. Yes. Coach switching the kids call that. Yes, I can. I'm approaching the age.

Well, I'm gonna start getting my clothes the same place I get my groceries. Say I want. You will catch me at Costco. Yes. About to get them Kirkland jeans. Them Kirkland socks. that Kirkland body wash, and this Kirkland gang gang, woo!

Say Kirkland again, I dare you motherfucker. Why was Body Wash the kicker on that? Wouldn't that be the least embarrassing thing to buy at a Costco? Body Wash? Carl, if you walked into your buddy's house and you saw Kirkland body wash, you'd blow your brain, you'd get the wildest thing you've ever seen in your life. So that putzine was this Kirkland gang gang what?

Is the putzine. And but also like, I think again, it's Kirkland. Kirkland, you're like saying it a little funny. Is what has these people in fucking stitches. I gotta say, this one makes comedy seems so easy I've seen some of the greats. I've seen George Carlin Jerry Seinfeld Dave Shepelle I never leave there thinking I could be a state of comedian. I'm like holy shit I don't know how you get to this level. I see this one. I'm like I can do that

This is honestly like if your mom had like kind of a funny friend If you had like a funny aunt, this is her getting on stage. Holy shit, okay, I have one more for you. And you wrote in here, could this be a laugh track? This seems a little sweetened. I'm just wondering if I'm being honest about it. I'm a Christian and I'm a comedian,

but I'm not a Christian comedian. Let me explain. I don't have jokes that are like so Matthew Mark, Luke and John Wagen-Dubar. Centers. Wait, she just said she didn't have that show, because then she did. All right, well, I'll let that slide. Let's see what's going. It's not my style.

And a lot of my comic friends always tell me, like, oh, you're so conservative, right? And then my Christian friends are like, oh, you're so edgy. But I just do me. You know what I mean? Like, I can't be anybody else but me. It's very great. Just do you and do you well. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'll tell you the truth. I love Jesus. Okay. Yes, I do.

But I will punch a hoe. What the fuck? listen to that laugh? It is show time at the Apollo oh my god by the way. I've heard this laughter before it's on the very last Dane Cook CD I don't worship grab this from it. This is some bullshit I mean this is Bernie Mac coming out and saying I ain't scared of you motherfuckers This was a historic comedy moment according to this audience like I'm a pretty even tempered guy, but I will slap a bitch Pretty good joke Alright, so I decided to try a little experiment here Mike. I want to play for you a quick bit from my stand-up routine.

Okay. Okay. And you're going to think like, you don't do stand-up. Wait until you hear this, then you're going to realize how good I am. All right. You guys, you guys like impressions? Okay. All right.

How about this? What if the tonight show didn't go to Jay Leno from Johnny Carson, but instead, the host of the tonight show became Mike Tyson? Whoa! I think it would sound a little something like this. Hey, did you guys see this? And you guys hear about this?

That's your story. Do you hear about this story? Do you hear about this? That's your story. Did you hear about this story? Did you hear about this? Did you guys see this? Yes. Now you'll notice Mike. That's how easy comedy is. I'm not as an idiot.

That was a terrible bit. I had a sound in like people were losing their minds over it. I have studied comedy for many years, and I didn't realize that's literally all you have to do you have me in stitches That I put that together 15 minutes before we started the show just now like I can probably put something together like that This at that time that would have been crazy All right, let's move over to Twitter because there was an interesting thing that happened to a newscaster, a sportscaster.

Yes. Gary Han. Yeah, this happens every so often, I guess because there's just such old guys and broadcasting instead of like, the great one was Tom Brennan, obviously. Yes, right. Well, like every once in a while,

there's a broadcaster, like I's the wild. There's a broadcast. I guess for just forgets he's on Mike or something. I don't know, but I'm just surprised he would throw this out there. Okay, so let's listen to it first, and then we can discuss this. Okay. Okay, so I should read this. So it says, here's what got NCSU announcer Gary Han immediately and indefinitely suspended after today's broadcast, all right? It's the Sun Bowl and amongst all the illegal aliens down in El Paso, it's UCLA 14 and Pittsburgh

6. That's with 1115 to go in the second quarter. Let's go to the sidelines Tony Haines. Well, and so he's taking a lot of depth in the center. All right, so he said amongst all the illegal aliens. Right, right. And my thought is this, when I heard this, if you're gonna get suspended, you gotta say something way more fun than that. You know, I'm going, hold me, shit, this place is filled with fence chumpers.

Can you believe it? Yeah, really get you a take out there. A lot of undocumented Democrats down here in El Paso. But that's my favorite thing about broadcasts in general is the next guy doesn't even acknowledge it. He's like, well, the report from down here. You want to take that one again, buddy? Before you get excited to meet here, what are we doing? Hey, it looks like someone ordered a family pack of backdoor fajitas.

We have made contact with Mechsta terrestrials. Yes, the back so wet down on the field this afternoon. Look at all the door of the explorers here. It'll pass out. This is a rare sight right here. All right. Let's we're having too much fun. Let's get into my beloved Buffalo Bills. Everybody saw what happened on Monday night football. The game of the season happening,

Demar Hamlin goes down, cardiac arrest, dies on the field. Yeah, very tragic event. Obviously they suspended the game, sent everybody home. Now, can I just ask how many times in the hamburger house was it said, like, at least I know the guy is in rough shape, but like it's the one seed we're talking about.

You know, it's funny because I got a text from somebody who does a radio show that I won't mention his name, that asked me the exact same thing. And we always have a big gathering at my house for bills games. We had a lot of people over. There wasn't a single person who's just like all right

scream about the field let's go yeah it's moving along here no none of us were none of us were saying that it was this car it was the field it was pretty devastating to be honest with you I can imagine yeah but you know who wasn't too upset about it is skip bailess now let's talk's talk about skip bailess. He's a bit of a clown. All right. He certainly is. So this is what he tweeted out. And this was actually while they were kind of talking

about spending the game, he goes, no doubt the NFL is considering post-poning the rest of this game, but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular season outcome, which suddenly seems irrelevant. So that last sentence is to be fair, like, where I kind of defend him. Yes, it's, by the way, this is not offensive in any single way.

He's right about all of this. And this is why I set this up by saying, we are all pretty distraught when this happened, but I didn't find this offensive at all. He's like, this is a very important game for the seeding of the playoffs, for a multitude of reasons. I mean, let's not forget people's fantasy football leagues. They're the more play the Super Bowl. We got to the best quarterbacks of I do see where it's going to.

And even even when I read it, I kind of wanted to at first be like, Hey, look at this. It's skibbalis. But then I saw everyone like kill yourself, scumbag. And I was like, whoa, all right. I'm laying off everyone wanted him fired for this yeah, which explains why he comes on to a show Undisputed the next day now. He does a show with Shannon Sharp Shannon Sharp did not show up the next morning, right?

Which good for him man. Oh my god watching that ESPN broadcast those poor people They're like it was like hot potato. They're they're like each person just like. Oh, well, what do you think about that? I don't have any words for it back to you. Like, fuck. Can you feel 20 seconds of Army, please? It's so weird. And this is why the internet in general sucks because if you were following Twitter that night,

it was all like people like Skip Bell is saying what are the playoff implications? And then other people is saying like, hey, fuck you for saying that. And other people is saying ESPN's handling it great. And other people is saying ESPN's handling it great. And other people saying ESPN's handling it terrible. It's like, a man is dying. A man has died multiple times on the field.

So all right, let's check this out. Allow me to say up front that I apologize for what we're going to set out to do here today if it offends anyone because we're going to try to do the show pretty much as we usually do the show. But I'll admit up front. Now this is where I call both of those shit out. I'll just go up by what happened last night.

I know he's so shook up. Meanwhile he's going, wait, how are you going to play this game? There's only one week to go and they were in the playoffs. How is he basically this one? How is he going to be? He's about to tell you that, yeah, last night, he was wondering how the playoffs going to shake out this morning. He hit him in the Marhamans mom, same level of sense.

I'm surprised he didn't fly to the hospital to be by his bedside. The way I'm said said he isn't this. And this is why you have to call bullshit because then the next day, Shannon Sharpe comes back into the studio and he wants to give Skip on a piece of his mind here. Right. Just say this fair. I want to throw this out there that I don't think this is, this is about more than that tweet.

I think these two guys just don't like each other because I think both, probably both of them are difficult to work with. But this is the type of guy skip bailysis just to give you a little bit about his Twitter background. He has one of my favorite moments in internet history when, you know, Stuttering John has done this 10 million times. But skip bail is one of the first that I can remember that tweeted some hot take from his regular Twitter account. And then replied, you demand Skip exclamation point

and everyone realized very quickly, Skipales is complimenting himself on Twitter. Oops. It's so sad. It's such a zumaqi and thing to do. All right, so I wanted to say that I think this might seem staged. Now you're saying that this is real. These guys don't like these very real. Okay. Let's take a look because see you later. Good morning. Yes. Morning. There's

been a lot of speculation of why I wasn't on air yesterday and I won't get into speculation or conjecture in you Endo, but I will say this in watching that game on Monday night. What happened to DeMar Hamlin struck me a little different As a brotherhood in the NFL when injuries happened when we know injuries are part of the game I've seen guys suffer ACLs and the key least hair But I've never seen anybody have to be revived and fight for their life on the field. So they struck me a little differently because I remember seeing my brother paralyzed on the field temporarily and he was able to regain focus. Skip tweeted something and although I disagree with the tweet and hopefully skip would take it down, but I didn't want it.

Well, time out, I'm not going to take it down because I stand by what I tweeted. Skip, let me finish. Okay, okay. Go ahead. Yeah, I'm out. I'm not going to take it down because I stand by what I tweeted. Skip. Let me finish. All right. Go ahead. No, you go. Go ahead. Let's go, Jen.

OK. I mean, I cannot even get through a monologue without you in a rut. OK. You could have came back. Skip, just let me bring it up. I was just going to say, Skip, I didn't want to yesterday to get into a situation where Demar Hamlin was the issue. It should have been talking about him and not get into your tweet.

That's what I was gonna do. But you can't even let me finish my open and monologue. This right here, by the way, what you're about to hear is where Skip Bells really looks like a pussy. You got it. Okay, I was under the impression you weren't going to bring this up

because nobody here had a problem with that tweet. No. Oh, so this was a conversation that was had before the show. Yeah. And you hear Shannon very passive aggressively go, I hope Skip takes that tweet down and try to move on. Yeah.

And that's where I was like good for Skip for saying, I'm not going to take it down. What are you talking about? And by the way, what would that do? What would that do? That tweet is everywhere. Everyone's screaming at me. The second you hit delete it, we all like,

what the fuck did he say again? Okay, well I don't remember. Moomin' up. screaming at me. We all like, what the fuck did he say again? Okay, well, I don't remember. Move it up. You know, the internet were always like, move it up. Next. That's it. Clearly the boss is wanted you to offer explanation

so clearly. No, they did not have, that nobody, let's go, J. All right, so that's Jan. It's just moving out. He sees, I made a part of that, then Jan, whoever the woman needs to find you, just goes, uh, there's no idea what to say and she goes, well, thoughts and prayers to DeMarham.

It's over at all. Alright, you know who's take I want on DeMarham one and that would be. Hey, Twitter world. This is yours truly. Hello, Twitter world. This is me, yours truly. Hello hello Twitter world. This is me yours truly hello Twitter world This is out yours truly. That's right. The greatest tweeter of all time. Oh, Jay Sips said let's see what he's talking about over here I'm doing this was this was such a serious moment by the way that he didn't even make a video

I know I was gonna say I didn't know that he actually tweeted with tax before. I've never seen him. I know, I don't think he has. He says, I'm doing the only thing we all should be doing right now, praying for this young man. So first, I said you this one, because I thought it was hysterical that it's OJ, which the comments are usually better than that tweeted self.

But this was something I saw all night. Like JJ Wat tweeted, he was like, please, please, please, please be okay. And it's like, well, what do you think that's gonna do? All right, that's very exciting. You're going to Twitter, so we all go, wow, JJ is compassionate. You know what I mean?

That was that everyone wanted to be part of this, which is the real sick thing. Well, here are my favorite comments underneath this this one because the first one that shows up here from Tom Likus He he he says They should continue the game and take another stab at it right OJ And then someone else never sees new workstab Which he's replying someone else though indeed all life is precious I just OJ how did he not know that this is going to get?

It's torn apart. He doesn't mind. He's an innocent man who lives his life peacefully, you know? God, he might have convinced himself that he didn't do it. Because that is the way he lives his life, which is very impressive. I think at this point, you have to. Although in that OJ documentary, they were like, sometimes you just sit in his backyard and be like, you know what, maybe I did do it. People were like, did you?

And he's like nah. Ha ha ha. You're right. Jury's out. Actually, no, that's right. The jury's back in. I did it to him. Ha ha ha ha.

So this is another one that says, three teachers died at Shepherd Hill when I taught there. I was in school the next day because I had to be so This was just for context. This was a turtle boy who's like a very good journalistic blogger Yeah here in Massachusetts and we actually talked to him on the Kirkman handshow the other day and he explained himself and After the conversation I was like well, that's why you don't do this shit on Twitter because having talked to him, he seemed much more level headed.

But this is an argument where he goes on Twitter and he's like, basically like, hey, you know, what would be a position? We'll reach to the context. We'll reach to the context. He says, do you think Hamlin wants his team to sacrifice the buy and home field? Will is health and prove that they don't play the game at all.

You can't move this to Wednesday or Thursday. They play again on Sunday. Grow up and face the actual reality here instead of virtue signaling. Grow up. Grow up. Grow up. You're bunny just died in front of you. Grow up and go play the game, asshole. What are you going to cry about death? And then the response was if a member of your family gets in a serious car accident tonight, I expect you to be at work first thing in the morning and that's when he said three teachers died where he worked And he went to school. No, here's the difference though. This is what this guy doesn't understand is that teachers dying who gives a fuck We're doing a defensive back for the Buffalo bills a starter. This is a starting defensive back One seed. Yeah, get it right. This is a port person in this world, a very important person.

Well, the point I made the, the point I made the turtle boy was, did the teachers die in the classroom and you guys just kept going? And of course, he said, no, that wasn't, that wasn't the scenario. Oh, I have to break this for David Chen or the hundred dollars. Thank you, David. Love this guy. He said, the channel is the man. I know I'm a big fan of his He said what if instead of curl hosting W. A. T. S. It was Mike Tyson instead

Hey guys, do you see the clip from YouTube? You guys see this? Mike is that you Hey Mike, Gary. I'm a kid. What did you do with car? All right now I'm a fine guy. This is the last clip or link that you sent me to talk about this. And this is from Rudditz. Yeah, so I tried to give all the categories

of tweets from that night, people, you know, making it about themselves, people trying to be like tough guys. And this was the craziest of the categories. People who somehow made it about the vaccine. Yeah, so quickly deleted tweet about Demar Hamlin and COVID vaccines is from Mindy Robinson. I Heart Mindy is her handle.

And it says, if you wasn't even hit that hard and you just stands up and drops, I hate that I live in a world world class athletes are dropping on the field for reason. And no one wants to talk about how this never happened before the Vax. I mean, just fucking perfried your shit people. I said you're gonna have to take out the Vax. But I'll just hung up one grammar. Well, I know, I have nothing to say about this one, Mike.

I don't know what you're trying to do. Try to have no co-hosts ever again on my show, but I'm not touching this one. Oh, that's true. Everybody in Carl's world is like, yeah, they didn't happen before the vaccine. I'm not touching this one, buddy. I forgot I'm telling you.

You're over the happens now is for the first time. I don't have a say either way. Who knows? Who knows what's going on? I tried people. But he said he's all right now. This guy. I think God struck it with a light dig is what happened.

All right, this is switching gears. This is from Flutter dashy 64 me this one in and because we were playing the one that Doug from the James department sent where it was just like really bad singing a music video. Oh right. This one's hilarious. This is karaoke. It seems to be a husband and wife who I don't know if it reminds me of there used to be at the mall or amusement parks. They would have like this little video booth and you could like create your own I don't know if it reminds me of there used to be at the mall or amusement parks They would have like this little video booth and you could like create your own music video and at the end of it They like hand you the DVD or VHS tape or whatever it was. I remember that. Yeah, yeah So it's like hey, you could be on television doing a music video

So that's what this looks like and they are covering chap suey system over down This is not a very easy karaoke song to pull off And they prove how difficult it actually is Oh, I should mention bevon Bob style of music has 67,000 subscribers on YouTube. So maybe this is a bit of a phenomenon I didn't even real Once all right I'm gonna fast forward because this has a long intro. We know we know the song goes right let's get right to the show Let's get right to the singing Something a self-park character I I wrote down why does this remind me of Brett Hattley and his wife

I Wish you could see this guy's demeanor. He thinks he's killing it He's standing with his head held high with shoulders back like oh, yeah, I just nailed that fucking verse When I can't believe now is like if you didn't preempt this I would have said Carl's very mean That you went into these people's home videos. I know. This has views on YouTube, too. I'm telling you, this has two million views.

I guess I was the first one to find this. I'm crying, but it didn't start to turn. So I say, Kate, when Hattley. I meant Wendy the retires It sounded like Jan Terry to me. You know that My Why keep fun table Legally are these people allowed to get married? You know what I mean which state are we talking about Arkansas?

Third Arkansas it's fine I'm not quite sure about that all right Mike. It's time for the segment that nobody is asking for. Carl Facebook feed. Carl Facebook feed. Carl Facebook feed. Carl Facebook feed. Carl Facebook feed. That's right. This is where I check out my Facebook feed.

And remember why I never check out my Facebook feed anymore because it's depressing and ridiculous. A family member just posted reading challenge read 12 books recommended by 12 friends and she says I'll take the first 12 listed by 12 different people in the comments. Only rules are you can only make one recommendation and a must be a book that you have read and loved. If you've already read, if I have already read one of the first 12 recommendations, I'll go to the next one listed, send me the titles. Hey lady, have a little less rules. I stopped reading a while ago.

What I love about this is one of the comments underneath it. Someone suggested that she read Two States with Mory by Mitch Elbum. I'm fun with that one. That's fun. It's all just the most generic. Have you ever heard of a catcher in the ride? Yeah, you're right pretty pretty good, Buck

Warren peace you should read that one. I'll see you in 2024 and fun Now I personally find Facebook to be a waste of time and imagine asking Facebook how to spend 120 hours of your life Hey Facebook. How should I spend? February that's where you wish to regular people, got the comments that people with a lot of followers get, like fuck you. Right, so now. Okay, all right, so that's a brilliant idea.

What we need to do is we need to combine Facebook and Reddit. We need to somehow get the Reddit people responding to all these Facebook posts. Yeah, guys, any suggestions? It's all just gay. All right. And then another family member wrote, goodbye 2022. You took some of my friends, three close ones. Carol, we shared info. That's the end of the carols action of this. Nancy, you could call me always at 7 a.m. sat together at the center. Now no 7 a.m. calls. All right. That's Nancy. Now it's on the mic. Mike, we had so much fun. Went to concerts, danced

at Charlotte out for dinner. karaoke ice cream fast,ples fast year first one We filled in as you were the DJ church dinners casino board games card games Clowning at Texas Roadhouse for the little girls birthday there The mom loved her sword. I could go out and out So now you made all you did so now you make them laugh and have him you are missed God unexpected it too young Well, thank you for that. I feel like Carol wasn't that good of a friend Yeah, no one tell this bitch him alive by the way. I just couldn't take it anymore And then Mike wrote this Today we are devastated by the sudden loss of Sebastian Marino

Seb was one of those rare people that was loved by everyone that knew him. He was without question the fifth member of Uncle Plum by the way Uncle Plum was a very big covers band here in Rochester. Oh wow. Yeah. He was without a question the fifth member of Uncle Plum and I don't think we could have been anywhere near as successful without his friendship and expertise. He was their sound guy. I think someone else could have probably rode the levels of the backing vocals just

fine, but okay. You never want to be you never want to be the honorary you know, ex number member. Right. He's the fifth beetle. That's too bad because they stopped paying out after four. Yeah, right. The top fours, we've got all the money in that one. Damn it, she just missed. And then it ends with, this is long, it goes out and out and out. And it just says, love and condolences to his wife and four children.

Love you brother, until we meet again. And this is why I don't go on Facebook, Mike. It's a bit depressing. I like everyone knowing that everyone that knows Carl finding out like, hey man, my aunt died and you just reddit to everybody, I don't understand. I didn't use the seaword this time, come on.

I'm learning, I'm getting better. Cover me some slack. All right, one of my favorite things to talk about is fat women as you know. Yes, I do know, yeah. What was the girl's name that Fat podcast? Oh, Ash. Ash, yes. This is what the segment was inspired by her.

I haven't talked to Ash in a little while. All I've been thinking about is the Financial Feminist Tori Dunlap, who I just got her book. She just put out her Financial Femin book, and she was making the rounds. She was on morning shows. Good morning, America. She has gotten so fat. She's a monster.

You should recommend her book on Facebook. Yes, maybe I'll make my sister read that. I mean, a family member who works. Do you remember that picture? I'm not gonna be that good of anyone. Good of anyone, sister. All right, moving on. This is a fun thing that you found on Twitter.

And this is coming in from a Twitter user known as Leah. And Leah says, the term obese is a slur because it is used to dehumanize us and harass us. It's not because our feelings are hurt by an accurate description. It is an outdated term that does more harm than good. And as such, it should be eradicated. That's it. Yeah, so there's a struggle we have had, not part of the disabled communities, you know.

And fat people and disabled, actually I guess I'm part of both communities. Fat people and disabled people have had a hard time comparing their plight to that of other races, like black people for example, but we want to kind of get it on the fun. The only issue is the only words we have to go off of are medical terms. So we're like, this is a slur and doctors are like, I guess, I don't know. How else are we gonna define it? Honestly, if they wanna take words away,

like obese, you can't say obese anymore, I'm fine with that. As long as we can still say like, fugly and salad Dodger and Wisconsin skinny. Fugged the fun words. I am a fat cunt. I am not a beast. I will not be shamed. So then she, she puts some comments underneath this and she writes obese with a star for the e because

now she can't even write the word. Obeases a slur because it's a term used to degrade and to humanize in everyday lingo and medical spaces to trivialize our care and treatment. Never denied it was a medical term. There are so many other terms that are medical, but offensive. Stay mad, fat fobs. What do you mean there's other medical terms that are offensive?

I like the ideas of doctors getting together. Like you got Neo-B's bitches today. I got one morbidly obese. And she says, this seems to be making the rounds in bigoted circles. Fat people have always existed and will always exist. Now, hold on a second. Family always existed. They're like an archaeologist.

It's digging up like big bones. Whoa, it's the first obese person from 20,000 BC. Yeah, before we could find food, we were still morbidly obese. To make a whole lot of sense. The thing that I have a problem with in this obese community, where they're constantly justifying their ridiculous behavior, the amount of work they do to justify being fat,

like they could just get deal of meal. It would be less work. And we're not going anywhere. There will always be obese people. Okay. All right, so we're still on Twitter. We're still talking about obesity. And let's see, let's see what this one.

What this post says. This says, the term obese is four things, a slur violent to humanizing its anti-black. Call, wait, could Carl, do you remember they call me obese real quick? You're obese. Ouch. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, that was fine. That was pretty fine. I was very much, I wasn't into the impression that silence was violence. That's what I thought. I don't think it was the most annoying of all the violence. That's what I thought I don't think I don't think the movie is also violence see the order isn't to get it to stick though is it's got a rhyme I think that she should say obesity is deceased Ooh, right? Yeah, that's how much these people I'll make a side. I don't get very far

I got a sharpie. You think I'm afraid I'm afraid to make a side I don't think this is real, by the way, I don't know if it is or not. I mean, there are people in this fucking crazy. The idea that obese is anti-black is some of the most offensive things. Some of the most offensive things you can write. I would imagine.

Yeah, there are some people that are just like trolling for sure, and then there's other people like your friend Ash that are definitely part of that community where it's like, Oh, yeah. How dare you have a word for that? Oh, for sure. Also, by the way, saying that obese is a slur

only makes me want to say it more. Yeah. I'm like, oh, it is. It makes me want to go through medical journals and find other words for fat people. Yeah, or no shit. You think you'll stop me. All right, and then we got a

interesting thing that happened on Reddit. This is actually, I think we're going in a different direction here. Okay. An indie author, self-published author, faked her own death for pity, and then almost immediately created a new profile to work her own Facebook fan group. Two years later, she got bored of the rules

and came back on her own profile to say she was alive. Now I have to tell you I've been in marketing for 20 years. This is brilliant. I can't never thought of this. It really is. I think this is what John Melendez tried to do. Yes, yeah. He just fucked up and forgot to tell everyone he was dead. All right, so this is the message that went out from the ward. It says, please share before Susan Meachin passed away, she had written her last book. Well, I would hope they would be her, it wouldn't be like her third to last book. That would give away the, the picture, you know, I'd be too suspicious if they said that. She had written her last book, love to last a lifetime.

She wanted to have a published by her daughter's wedding. Why? Who cares if it's published by her daughter's, what are they gonna read it at the wedding? Who cares? Yeah, won't be the significance of that. Folks, I like to make a toast. My book is now available on Amazon.

Why would that matter? But I got this as the brilliant marketing. It's like people like daughters, why do these people get a sad people, give it suicide? We're gonna sell us a book, people. Right. This is all gonna work.

All right. So then she says, this is it. It is on pre-order now for $1.99. Released date is October 30th. There's an Amazon link and all this information about the book. And then fast forward two years later,

and this is Susan Mietchen. I debated how to do this a million times, and I'm still not sure it's right or not. There's going to be tons of questions, and a lot of people leaving the group, I'd guess. But my family did what they thought was best for me, and I can't fault them for it. I almost died again at my own hand

when they had to go through all that hell again. Returning to the war doesn't mean much, but I'm in a good place now, and I'm hoping to write again, let the fun begin. When she said again, does she think she died the first time? Right. That's what I was confused by almost died again. Did she try to kill herself? The family's like, let's pretend you were successful.

What's your back goes? Because that's what she's implying here, right? All right, guys, I swear I am dying this time. And he was, I have a new book out in February, but I swear I'm dying. I like that they're faking her death and scamming people for two years. She comes back, she's like, yo, you guys mad at me?

You guys mad at me, come on. Come on. I understand of a few of you leaves, but come on guys. Let's not get mad now. All right, so Mike does a lot of the prep work for the show and I appreciate that. He does a great job. Don't blame me for that.

But there are some things that I need to take the reins on. And one of those things is when a pretty girl becomes famous because they show her for three seconds on television. There was an Ohio State fan at the Peach Bowl, known as Peach Bowl Girl. She was not TV for, I kid you about three seconds and they entered a blue up, who the fuck is this chick? It's crazy, it only happens at college football games

and it always happens at college football games and it always happens Yes, it's usually oh no, the near post took down the fucking article Why did that happen I was just looking at an hour ago. Okay. What whatever. I'll explain it to you But a few like a few years ago. I forget if it was AJ McAeran's girlfriend or sister or something Brady Quinn sister I one of them, Brent Musberger came as pants. Well, that was the quarterback's girlfriend. Yeah. He lost his mind over the quarterback's girlfriend's usually pretty attractive at these games.

And so this is, Peach Bull girl, Catherine Gurd, was distraught during viral moment. This is the New York Post article, and there's the photo of this very attractive girl when we saw her on TV. So you know what that means, Mike. It means people are gonna try to find her on Instagram and TikTok and here come the Sips.

The Sips are out in full force. Yeah, so I just went to her Instagram and pulled up a recent, she's not that active on here, but this is one from Halloween. She's got a little Halloween costume. I got some blood dripping from her lip. And let's read, let's read some of these comments. I had left no wonder she got famous.

Catherine Gurd is one of the most beautiful people in the world. You are so beautiful. And then Daniel says, Mommy. Oh gosh. Yeah, Chef Dog 95 says, gorgeous. Followed by Biz Babe saying yummy. Now that, I'm a gorgeous, I almost don't mind. It's mommy and yummy.

Yeah, it's mother, so fucking gross. Then the best part, best part about the terrible ending was seeing those beautiful eyes. Thank you from everyone who watched the game. Do you think these guys are like, I bet she read that. Like do you think she'll reach out? Like what is the end game?

I guarantee this is followed by six or seven attempts at de-embing her. I guarantee it. I really just wanted to say, I know I love to comment, but I really just wanted to say again, you are gorgeous. I'm just sliding toward de-abs. That'll work.

She's pretty attractive, I'll give them that. All right, let's get some advice going, shall we? Sure. I like this little segment that we do. Okay. I think that we need a stinger or a jingle or something. Yes, for this. This is an advice stinger.

And if anyone knows, so I've been going to our Slash Advice on Reddit, that's the best for just kind of an eclectic mix of questions. But if anyone has suggestions for good, like rabbit holes to go down on Reddit, different subgenres of advice, I'd be happy to take a look. So send them my way. All right, let's talk about a shamed anonymous who posted this. I, 18 year old female, found my boyfriends, 19 year old male, piss bag.

All right, I usually say it my boyfriends, but I was going to meet my friend So I asked my boyfriend to drive me home when I realized I forgot my phone in his room I told him he could wait in the car while I get it I go into his room looking everywhere with no sign of it That's what I decided to look under his bed his nephew 17 year old male was looking with me when I checked under the bed That's when it happened. There was a yellow, ziplock bag that looked to be full of some unknown liquid. I poke it and then ask his nephew, if he knows what it is, he picks it up.

And that's the moment we realize this was most likely piss. Jesus. His nephew is absolutely disgusted. And so was I, to be honest, but I got gang again, I'm gonna go ahead and break the fourth wall. I'm gonna be honest with you here. But I still was a little bit sad. The benefit of the doubt, because the idea of me sleeping above a bag of piss

wasn't something I found exciting. You're not into that? Okay, each their own, I guess. When I enter the car with no phone and I confused and grossed out expression, my boyfriend a Fuckin course Ask me what was on my mind. I tell my found his little contraption and ask him if there was piss in the bag

He gets defensive immediately. He tells me most man have a pitch There you He tells me most man have a piss bag and then I'm being insanely dramatic for telling him to maybe not do that I want to express how insanely disgusting this is But he's absolutely convinced me that I'm dramatic and he's totally normal. How do I handle this? Now first off my my favorite part is he is such a guy move to be like Derek you have a piss bag, right? Oh, my boys have piss bags here. He pruned nerd.

Yes, it's pretty much like the Billy Madison, like everyone pays the pants. It's the coolest. You're not going to convince an 18 year old girl of ads for a state of bed. I might have a slightly odd angle on this. Of course, I think pissing in your room anywhere is weird. But the bag is the oddest part to me because I've heard of people

pissing in like jars or weird shit like that. Yeah, but the bag seems very inconvenient. Well, I think Pissing in a bag is gross. I mean, I do have a shit bucket in my room. Yeah, but I think that's all I'm saying. Yes Yeah, but I think that's all I'm saying. Yes, right. That's a shit bucket. It's the bag that I'm focused. Yeah. I mean, it fills up. You're checking out the window.

You move on. I think that's what we all do. The problem here is that this guy is terrible at hiding his piss bag. It's going to get founded in the bad body. You got to do a better job than that. You got to do a better job at hiding it. And also, you have to, if you are going to have a piss bag,

you have to have an excuse at the ready. oh I've been collecting it for that it's good you know I need the nutrients or something oh no no the doctor told me he's gonna be a very big sample yeah take it up take it up with the fucking internist I don't know I don't get it either I'm sorry where's your medical degree? All right, let's let's go to another one This is where I would go if I had that happen to me I'd go right to reddit Yeah, I've got a sweet heart if you're listening. Yeah, break up with the guy's a creep So one of the chat says it's an alcoholic thing and I will tell you now I'm able to get to the bathroom.

Yeah, I've never been so I've been drunk enough that I pulled out my dick and thought I was at a toilet. Sure, I certainly wasn't. Yes. I wouldn't have to wear with all to grab a bag and then zip it back up a cab. Yeah, I'm not keeping it for my collection. Okay. All right, I have a person in my friend group who is ableist is the title of this one. I am currently in the same friend group as a girl who is an ableist, and I don't know what to do.

She constantly mocks people with speech impediments and people with Down syndrome and many more. In the group, oh my God, I'm doing it again. I wrote that exact note. This woman sells a good hoot. Oh my God, how do I get into this front group? This is awesome. My friends are all concerned about Buffalo Bill's players dying.

I want to get to this front group. It sounds more fun. Oh, imagine the noises she'd be making when Demar Hamlin was on the ground. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, in the group chat, she constantly sends videos of a sweet girl a downsider from TikTok and mocks the way the girl speaks.

When she makes these jokes, I can't find the gussessan-y thing, but myself and the others just turn her heads and tell her that she can't say such things, but she continues mocking the poor girl. Whenever she does this, the atmosphere gets uncomfortable, and I never reply to the videos of that girl, I'm scared that if I say something, my friends will all leave me. But I too have morals, and I feel like the things that she says get way too out of hand, what should I do? What should you do? Tell her to co-host WATP.

I don't know what to talk to this girl. She sounds like it. So much fun. She probably has some good suggestions for shows to make fun of. Oh yeah, yeah. Why don't you listen to rate Charles over here. Oh, yeah So mean to me come on to eyes. What do you got? But I like essentially the question if you can boil it down is I'm friends with a person I don't like and I don't get along with them Which I do by the way, she's in our friend group none of us like her

If I say that I like her then I won't be in the friend. Which I do. By the way, she's in our friend group. None of us like her. If I'd say that I don't like her, then I won't be in the friend group anymore. That makes no sense. Yeah, you do like everyone does with their asshole friend. You tolerate them, maybe bust their balls a little bit, or you lose contact slowly. No, no, no, no, it's 2023 now, Mike. What you do is you screen capture

an offensive thing they wrote, and then you post that wherever they're employed or going to school In case maybe you want to get fired. I got it. I got it. You're lady send it to their boss. Yeah, that's all you have to do an autumn That's what everybody's doing these days. It's got a cancel from life That's not a secret badge. All right, this one you labeled I'd bear I'd like to barely work. And unfortunately, this one has been taken down as says, feeling trapped and like worried about future, please help. Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it. Can you give us

the gist you remember what this was? Yeah, so basically, it was like, Hey, I'm 30 years old. My, my parents kind of fun live with my parents, and that's all I'm able to live with no job or anything. But I'm starting to worry I'm a bit of a loser and I'm falling behind in life. So here, kind of my, you know, what I'm looking for. I'd like to work six to nine hours a week. And they had all these limitations on what they were willing to do. So it was essentially like, guys, I think I might be a loser. How can I barely, how can I scrape

by by technically saying I work? It's still not working. Can I guess the gender of this person? I'm going to say, uh, female. I'm going to guess this isn't woman who posted this. I could, you know, I think it was a guy. What? But I'm not sure, yeah. Yeah, I think it might have been a guy. That's not Rages. I know I'm sorry.

That was not Rages. I was just like, well, yeah, of course is that person posted this thing. Yeah, no, it was a loss for the boys, I think. Oh, no. By the way, everyone feels that way. Just see it out. I've talked to him before.

He's a book called The Four Hour Workweek. Check that out. Pretty much, I'll sum it up for you. Outsource all of your responsibilities to India. It's basically what that book tells you to do. It's like, yeah, rather than do the work, like make somebody else do it for like way less money than what you make.

Yeah. Start a podcast and do a few people into leaving super chats, which we are accepting by the way. Hey, keep the super chats coming. We're getting near the end. We're at the one hour mark in the show. We like to keep it a tight 60 minutes on this program. But I do have one more advice, how that's that's pretty fun.

I enjoyed this one. Could my fiance be gay? Oh, yeah, we're off to a good start. Okay. So let me read. Oh, it's very, there's very subtle and nuanced evidence. I'm not sure, frankly, if this gentleman is gay. Let me read this and then we'll figure it out.

All right, so panic is setting in as we're getting married soon. We've been together for nine years. I have found gay porn on his phone in the past, but I've never addressed it. If it's simply browsing, I don't want to create shame around curiosity and sexuality. However, his porn history is now only gay porn. We have never discussed this. And the concerning part is that our sex life is very lacking. He never initiates and is very withdrawn from intimacy. There was slow decline there sex life and over the past two years It has been nowhere near what I would hope it would be should I discuss this with him and if so how I don't want to attack him or create a shameful environment. I have no idea what to do

I have the solution. I'm ready to tell it to you right now Well, oh you missed the part she also added every time sees my vagina, he boozes and gives a big thumbs down. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha got a threesome going the devil's threesome then you slowly sneak out of the bed and let those two get it on And then as those two are getting in on with each other you start running and you never slow down Yeah, you're just a thing you use that kind of packet thing. You get the fuck out of there Clearly gay You had me at gay porn on his phone. Yeah, okay, well the funny thing was I was on this roller coaster with her for a minute Cuz I was like hey, what if she just happened to catch it on the day where he searched something goofy sure And then she goes it's exclusively

It's exclusively gay part now and he hates having sex with me Ding ding ding is this again? I think the mystery is soft sweetheart. Is this at least a Jordanis reddit handle? She was engaged Andy dick it's yeah, I also I catch him sucking dick every once in a while I'm not sure I'm just not sure his breath tastes like calm every day I don't know what do you guys think I'm throwing sucking dick everyone so well. And I do, I'm not sure. I'm just not sure. His breath tastes like calm every day. I have a little, what do you guys think? I'm throwing it out there. Who do you guys think about this? He got me a strap on for Christmas. Is that weird?

Is anyone else getting strap on? That's a Christmas gift. And then he said, oh, that was actually just for me. I'm sorry. All right, I have a couple of voice bells to play for us. Mike, we don't have a voice bell line, but WTP does. So if you want to leave the voice bill, just tell us what show it's for and we'll check it out.

Hey Carl, hey, Mike, I know you all I mean, boomers, but I got a question for you. I'm about 24, 25. I don't say news media. I heard you, Lorenzo and another person say it. Why the hell do you say news media? Nobody reads anymore. How old do you have to be to read?

Like, come on, books are gay. As they say, and what is it, that movie, idiocracy? Are are you gonna read that are you an f-flur Thank you, but It's not wrong books are gay that is true now. I don't believe that news media has to do with just written journalism now I'm not sure no, I would have figured so my can I guess because you I'm guessing you're the one that says I don't think I do I say news media I don't know maybe I one that says I don't think I do I say news media? I don't know. Maybe I do know. I don't care. But my guess would be like there's sports media. There's entertainment media. I'm guessing that's the distinction. Of course. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just to say media could mean movies. It could mean any type of media.

And you can't yourself. News media is a little more specific as a type of media that we're talking about But thank you for thank you for your call listen, we're not we're not boomers But when are you gonna shape up and get your life together? You know what I was your age Let's hear one more voicemail Hey, this is actually a vo mouth of the W8 yet show It's Mike's having trouble with this sign off. I would like to humbly suggest that Mike's final should be see you never

Think about it. Oh, it's not like see you never. What do you think about that? It's not bad I'm gonna try it when we finish up today, I think. Okay, well see you. I'm so good. Guys, I want to prolong us finishing up and the way I want to do that is by reading super chats from all of our fabulous chatters in the chat room here on YouTube. If you're listening to this podcast on the WATP feed,

oh shit, I was supposed to set up our new feed. Whoops. Anyway, if you're listening to to set up our new feed. Whoops. Anyway, if you're listening to this podcast, you can watch us do it live every Thursday at 6 p.m. Eastern time on YouTube, on the WATP, YouTube channel. If you're not subscribed to that, you should be. We've been posting a lot of fun videos.

I have a video that's about to go up that is also looking atolica Tom Myers, latest stand-up routine. It's very exciting. Yeah, he's in Hanover, Pennsylvania, and boy is he upset about it. He really, really wants the audience know what his shit all these have.

I miss the days when he was in Heverdegreesse. He's come such a long way. Hey, it's Cleo says, Carl, list great comics, and forgot Vinnie Paulino. Yeah, sure, I sure did forget to list him at the names when I said Jerry Seinfeld, a George Carlin. I definitely forgot that one again. He's one of the greats in my opinion.

David Chanler. Well, hey, listen, I think that Vinnie's a great stand up. And if you want to see him, go to whtplive.com because he will be part of the standup showcase February 3rd, coming at the Carlson part of devil con 23. And then yeah, this was this was the one where David Chen was helping me sweeten my act a little bit with my amazing impression there. You got to take that you got to do that at devil con. I know it's a stuttering John thing.

It might not play with that crowd, but you got to at least work it out. I think I might, because I'm hosting that standup show. I might come out. You guys, you guys like impressions? Okay, anybody here like impressions? All right.

Tommy D for $2 is getting a little Renzo Ario membership on Patreon. Oh, does he have a Patreon? Maybe I should do that. Or everybody else should. Maybe that's what we're advertising here. Our buddy, uh, Funky Eskimo from the, that's all funny podcast. He's being represented by Cardiff Electric these days. I've heard. Yes. He's a rising star. He is a rising star. I saw, I was watching him on a video the other day It was on the card if show and Benny loco called in who was one of certain John's moderators I saw this yeah, yeah, and Lorenzo's just going out of the way the fuck I do I don't know what's going on right now

So does Lorenzo get it? Well, he's in on the joke and everything I guess I haven't watched much of his shit But it seems like he's a good dude. Yeah, he's definitely a good dude. He's taking our criticism while good. He's always good. And then box eating dad says, keep... Oh, that's one of my guys. Keep clogging on Mike. Sub to VGS, RIP John Stewart. Yes, Reston peace, John Stewart.

One of the great minifans of all time passed away. He actually passed away a couple months ago, but we were just updated the yesterday about a very set. great minifans of all time passed away. He actually passed away a couple months ago, but we were just updated the yesterday about a very set. Oh, all right. Well, at least it wasn't the important John Stewart. I'm glad you're that. He was a much fun. This John Stewart is much funny. I was I was upset for his second there. All right. Well, that seems to be, we got to do something better to get to the superchats going because I don't think I'm selling it well

No, we don't we don't mention it we should do it every five minutes Pissed five minutes. Yeah keep the superchats coming people people usually when you read it every so often Yeah, maybe you do like telethon style where we just fucking non stop like there will be no content We will not be making with the funny until we get to this goal And that's a little start doing folks. There won't be another w a tp until you donate a certain amount no content, we will not be making with the funny until we get to this goal. And that's a little start doing. Folks, there won't be another WATP until you donate a certain amount. It will only be WATS. Oh, I see. It's my shoulder to sacrifice.

All right. I see how it is. All right. Well, Mike, this has been a lot of fun. Yet again, I always enjoy doing WATS with you. Sir people should definitely check out your projects because I am subscribed to the wide mic Patreon. Oh, thanks.

And you've been putting out a lot of great content including the Joe Madereez Part 2 of a Why Are You Laughing? Yes. Which is fascinating. I didn't know a lot. So we're going to start doing where we already did start doing exclusive Patreon episodes of why you laughing.

Joe Madereez part two is the first one. And that's the type of episode that we'll do like just for the Patreon, like you know, part two type episodes or just kind of obscure weird shit. Like, I think you're gonna be on soon doing what has come to be known as the Pelican brief, the big Howard Stern meeting. I can't wait. I think we're doing that next week. Yeah.

I'm so excited to do that. So that'll be fun. So if you like stuff like that, subscribe to the Patreon. If you'd be so kind or just support the show for free, all the links are at blind mic.net. Beautiful. And also you can support who are these podcasts? Who are these calm? It's where you can get links to all of our different things.

This is about social media. So I'll tell you we got a link to our Twitter. We got a link to our sub right at the discord server, all the fun to be out there. And of course, we have a Patreon, Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts to exclusive bonus episodes every single month and you support your friend, Carl and all the cast of characters, producer, Chris, et cetera. And who are these podcasts?

And we do appreciate that. Yes. All right. All right, Mike. Should we make a guarantee on the RSS feed? Should we tell the people? No, are you putting me on the spot, now? Yes, I am.

All right. This week we're gonna go on on WATP's RSS, but I'm gonna set up this week. Our new RSS level up people know where to find that. Alright, sorry about that. Like Jesus Christ. Alright, you ready to try your new side off? See you never, folks. You're like, whoa! Who are these socials? I'm the one who should apologize.

Folks, what you're about to see is real. With Carl, okay, we got it. And I'm Michael from the Farmer. W-A-T-S.