Who Are These Podcasts? - WATS - Ep06 - The Chick Fil-A Challenge

Episode Date: January 13, 2023

This week we start with Trisha Paytus, one of the grossest web celebs, eating fast food all day for content. Even Tony Michaels only goes through the drive thru one time. Then we introduce everyone to KingCobraJFS, a man who believes his autism is a "get out of jail free" card. Good luck with that. Also, more YouTube Karaoke, Karl on Topic Time, how to be a "lucky girl," and a movie review of a movie no one has seen yet.  You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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the age-old question. What's the deal with social media? If you can find a show that knows more about social media, I will give you Vinnie's half of the creep off Patreon money. I'm your host, Carol Hamburger with me as always is Mike Geary, aka blind Mike. What's up, Mike? What's up, everybody? Good to be back. I feel like we're building some momentum.

The mean comments are getting less and less every week. Is that what you're seeing? I wish I could see the world through doing myself. We see the world through your eyes that Mike. You know, some people are saying that I won't read super chats and those people can host a lemon party because I will read every super chat that comes in, although we'll probably save a bunch of them for the end of the show, but if you to give us $20 or more or if you want to see something really funny Worst episode ever by I'm Rocky for five dollars. No, that does not qualify

That will not be your ad during the show you can get worse buddy. You better watch it. Yeah. Oh, just you wait sir You just wait and see I want to announce that I have created a new RSS feed for our show Tomorrow I will have all six episodes up on the new feed You're gonna want to search for who are these socials wherever you get your podcasts from I'll probably put this one on the WATP Feed just to let people know that we're moving the big announced. This is the big announcement right here If you're hearing this from your podcasting app, then you know that you need to go subscribe to, who are these socials?

Is the name of the show. And if you're rejoicing that you don't to see us in the WATP feed anymore, just give us a subscribe out of kindness. Yeah, and also keep that to yourself. Yeah, it's fine to keep some things inside. I Got to admit I'm a little on edge today. I still haven't completed my wordal and I have only one more chance to get it I've had three letters in the right place since the second round and I haven't matched a single letter since So it's brutal something. It's a real insight into Carl's day. It's brutal. I'm

It's brutal. It's a real insight into Carl's day. It's brutal. I'm not one hard tie with that. I know Oh, is the second letter that could be so many things. I'm going to be on better help later today. Talking about this. You're going to talk me off the ledge. All right. I have a secret surprise for you, Mike. Doug from the Jingingles department has been hard at work. And he's put together some jingles for us, or stingers, or something. But depending on what social media channel we're looking at, and we're gonna start with TikTok, we have things like this. Who are these tech suckers? Who are these tech suckers?

Who are these tech suckers? Who are these tech suckers? Who are these tech suckers? Perfect. I hate how much I like. I was gonna be singing that one later. Yeah. All right. I want to start off with Trisha Patus.

And Trisha, someone who's been on my radar for a while because of the show front of me's because of her connection with Ethan Klein. I think that she's married to Ethan Klein's brother-in-law. They probably have broken up by now. I don't know. I know they have a kid together. Okay. But she is not attractive.

I didn't know this, this history. I didn't know she was somebody that would be on your radar. She just kind of came across, now I might have to do a deep dive on her at some point because she had a lot of, I thought about sending you a bunch of her videos, which I might do at some point now. You should because she really pisses me off.

Well, what she considers content, she's terrible. Well, the reason she got my attention is because she does something that a lot of people do online, where apparently, like, listen, I'm a fat guy who eats in shame. I find it shameful the amount I eat. So I do it with nobody's home. I draw the blinds. I never tell if you ask me what I had.

I lie about it. I say something healthier. So that's how you should be as an overweight person. But for some reason, people on TikTok have resorted to like food challenges and kind of bragging about being disgusting. Yeah, and so that's what's going on. It's nothing but talking about your mental health

and then doing things that are wildly unhealthy for your body. That's what TikTok is. It's a weird conundrum they have. And I want to say that the way you're living your life is the correct way. I've never once seen Vinnie eat pizza. Exactly. Yeah. And you'll never see me either. Yeah. You mean Vinnie will get to get to the whole chair. Or two largest for ourselves. All right. So this video starts off with my least favorite thing

that people say when they start their tech-tog videos. I was all up by myself all day so I was going to be eating meals by myself. Oh, I was already past it. Hold on a second. It starts with this. Hey guys, I was all- Hey guys! Hello. Hey guys, that's my favorite way to start a TikTok video. Now, this is something that you learn in radio broadcasting. You want to treat it like it's a one-to-one. You're talking to your listener directly. You don't address the audience is, hey guys. Yeah. Hey you. Hey you. Hey Mike. Hey Mike. Thanks for thanks for two to the my dick doc today. If everyone did start a hey Mike, that would cover a decent percentage of the public. Really, really

wanted. We were talking. We were talking. I think it was WTP, I don't know, we've done so many shows together recently about, oh yeah, yeah, it was WTP because my buddy Chad Zumak was saying, so my friend Mike and I are talking, and by the way, you could Google it, my friend's name, my friend's name is Mike Blubba-Blah. It's like everyone has a Friday mic. It's not a Friday.

Mike Walsh, as if a Google search were going to do that to one man. Mike Walsh, Kamach Google search would reduce that to one man. Mike Walsh, Kamachad Zuma, go Google. What are you gonna come back with? Let's find out. Okay, I'm sorry. Stalling too much. Let's get to it.

Well, up by myself all day. So it's gonna be eating meals by myself. So I thought I would do like the 24 hour challenge, like eat chick-flavored 24 hours, like throughout the whole day. Hold on a second, I'm sorry. We never get through this, because there's so many stoppable points. I was out by myself today, so I just kind of figured I would have Chick-fil-A

for every meal. You know how you do when you're by yourself. Well, also, using the word challenge, I would challenge that, because eating fast food all day is not challenging. Getting a treadmill for 20 minutes. That would be a challenge. That's something that's a challenge

Don't just trace us Oh shit guys, I'm gonna try something crazy. I'm gonna eat delicious food. It's bad for me all day long Wow also all day is a stretch when she means three meals. Yeah, well thank god It's not like she's not taking a break. They got us just three meals, but okay So for breakfast, which I never had before, I got these chicken minis, and these were like, budget, they were like little chicken nuggets on bowel buttons, like life changing.

They were kind of, okay. First off, chicken nuggets sandwich is our not breakfast. I don't care what Chick-fil-A says. I don't care what they're trying to tell you. And if they are life changing, it's not changing for the better. I agree it might be life changing, but not for the better. That's what Trump had when he decided to run for president.

He's like, I think I'm not gonna get a scrutiny. She is human TikTok. Like she should be the advertisement. If you want to keep adults off of tiktok Just show them her videos nuggets it's working on me On bow buttons like life-changing they were kind of sweet and savory Life-changing have these for breakfast then I got the hash browns and not as good as McDonald's was still a serve I love the hash browns not as good as McDonald's was still a serve. I love the crispy crown around

Niz then I want you another chick play. This was the one on sunset and Hollywood super crowded She's got McDonald's I'm sorry. Did she say she got McDonald's no no no no she's a chick-flame hash brown Oh, she said it was better than the head. She said it's not as good as that McDonald's I was gonna say we're really strained from the rules I know already what she's already breaking her own She was able to do it. She was able to do it I was gonna say we're really strained from the rules. I know already watch is already breaking your own rules. No, no, no, no, no. She was able to do it. She was able to do it. I wonder how long she waited in line during this day.

Going to three different chick fillets. That's gotta be most of the day. Punch card for this challenge. Love the crispy crown around this. Then I went to another chick play. This was the one on sunset and Hollywood. Super crowded, but honestly, so worth the wait. This is like the best spicy chicken sandwich I haven't

had these all the time, but this was like the best location. So good. Waffle fries were like legit, but honestly, generally, you much because that sandwich was just like satisfying me to the core. Waffle fries were like legit. Mikey, you're right. You're right.

They were actual, they weren't the cardboard waffle fries that a lot of people passed. Because that sandwich was just like satisfying me to the core. Had some unsweetened ice tea and then at night, I found another chick fly and I had a cool wrap with no cheese, healthy queen, and then I had the cookies and cream shake. So good. That's my favorite part.

She passed herself on the back for being the healthy queen because she had a chicken wrap But then her beverage was cookies and cream ice cream Earlier she said she's like, you know, I had to wait in line, but it was so worth it meaning it's worth burning an hour of my day Where I was doing nothing, but eating chick-fil-a. Yeah. So I find her in raging. And by the way, that video that we just watched

has 95,000 likes on it. Okay. 485 comments. I've used it as many likes. Does it tell you how many views it should, right? Yeah, you might have to go back. I've used Vesda many likes. Does it tell you how many views it should, right? Yeah, you might have to go back. I don't know. You know what? I don't care.

I'm just going to make me more angry. Let's switch gears to King Cobra JFS. And I know for a fact that I've seen this guy before. I don't know where or why. I feel like I have to and I can't figure out where interesting Okay, but I went on to the reason he was on my radar is because I didn't know the name when I started watching his videos He did feel familiar but I went on the right actually when I'm the w a tp read it and I just said hey any Suggestions for as the kids say low cows yes, and King cobra JFS was the name that I got the most.

A bunch of people threw him at me. So I was like, all right, I'll give him a look. And I feel like you paid off. I don't know if you'll agree, but I enjoy this. We're going to do a deep dive on King Cobra JFS. This is a guy who has 48,000 subscribers on YouTube and these TikTok videos that you sent me. I don't, he's the one making these, right?

So that's what I couldn't tell. It seems like he's very powerful. It seems like his account, the way they're edited is as if someone did it half-assed, which might mean it's him. Yeah, yeah. So I feel like it is him, but it's weird the way they're edited. It feels like just Which might mean it's him. Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like it is him, but it's weird

the way they're edited. It feels like just an account where it's like, hey, this is what King Cobra did. Like it's mocking him. But I think it is him. All right. Well, yeah, let's get into it. Let's get people to taste it. They haven't seen this before. They've been living off a hard boiled eggs because they're delicious and they're easy to make and impact the protein. I'm trying to lose a little bit of weight before spring so I'm not like too chunky. Trying to increase my chances of getting an of age sister-in-law related a live girlfriend. What does that mean? Sister-in-law means she's biologically female, non-related means she's biologically female non-related means she's not related to you. A life means she's alive

So my standards he's setting for himself a man of simple taste preferably alive. Yes What does that mean that's not the part I needed to find I know I just said the alive part. Thank you Thanks for clarifying you hear part of needed to find. No, I understand the live part. Thank you. Thanks for clarifying. You hear part of what he does in there. I think, at least from my research, his, a lot of his content is like, food and beverage reviews. Yes. But it usually devolves into him going after the trolls. Yeah, yeah, he gets fucked with a lot.

Oh, yeah. And he doesn't handle it very well. I actually kind of disagree. I think he handles it perfectly. Okay, all right. Well, we're gonna see some examples of this coming up. Now, he actually, yeah, you're right, that's a good point. I'm thinking of one incident specifically, and he does a very good job managing.

But before we get into that, this is him pitching himself to the ladies out there. And this is an important part of getting out there, Mike. If you're single and you wanna get yourself out there, you gotta make a video and tell the ladies you're available and upload it to the internet. I'm taking notes. That's the way to do it.

If you saw the underwear video, I got the cock to go with it. So I'm laughing at these stupid ass hos for rejecting me. By the way, he's shirtless and holding into dumb bells right now. The dumb bell is holding onto two dumb bells. The joke is on you, ladies, as you can see. Yeah, well, you're missing out. Hos for rejecting me. I really am.

Little stupid ass bitch, I don't fuck with you You want a nice guy who's got a big cock and big muscles No time to treat the ladies as a cult following on YouTube You know that's what I'm saying. Oh my god, YouTube. Look at these fuck. Okay, that's where it adds for us. What happens? It just adds.

No, I have to say, I'm impressed that he's real listening about his level of fame on YouTube that cult following. Dude, if I had 48,000 subscribers, I'd be insufferable. Yeah, you would never, I would never shut up about it to people. I'm famous. You said that's all I'd be insufferable. I would never shut up about it to people. I'm famous. That's all I'd be talking about. It's how famous I am. So props to him on that.

But it's funny that you say realistic, because yeah, he acknowledges you as a cult following. But then the idea that he's pitching himself as if there's girls out there that are like, I just want to fill that as a cult following on you. Why can't I find a young man who has a cult following on YouTube? Like that was on the same level as like a big dick.

He's in good shape. I mean, at least he didn't lead with that. I'll give him that. So that's impressive. All right, this is now, he's got some advice for dealing with women. And this seems like a guy who probably knows a lot about dealing with women. Definitely.

Hook me up with a chip tonight, but then Carolyn has her one of her fucking fat men. Well, all Carolyn does is bitch and complain and fight and start drama. And I'm fucking tired of it. Every time I fucking go over there It's like walking on fucking eggshells just waiting for Carolyn to fucking flip the fuck out dude Can hit me first so then all I have to do is fucking knock her ass out and then the cops work all I have to say is She hit me first and I'm autistic. I'm pressing charges. She gets somebody with a disability and her ass would have been done I'm like is this the kind of example you want to sit in front of your kids caroling your fucking fat nasty come Bitches just play I'm because I wouldn't give her any dick bitches just pissed off because her kids want me to be the new step daddy

And I refuse because I don't see her like that and that's where that one adds I Am stealing that I didn't realize that's all took for me to hit a woman. I'm disabled. Oh, I'm so sick of using autism as an excuse Let's just blame women. In fact blame all women is as the new t-shirt I'm gonna be selling I do are these calm It's a good campaign. I think this guy is just the guy to pitch. He's a confoli. He doesn't have a confoli Maybe you'll get behind my blame all women. I think you want a problem pitching him on that. All right, and then this is an interesting video because he's pretty fired up right now. He had an incident, a little bit of a run in with a woman at the at the Walmart.

And you know, it's one of those things where it's like, you might want to just take that up with her instead of yelling at the internet over at the end. He handles people in real life the way he handles people on the internet. Yes, apparently. And I go to Walmart and Home Depot, not necessarily in that order, but after going to Home Depot,

I went to Walmart for a couple of things just a couple and This Asian lady was with her son. She says and the nicest way possible. Please don't stare at me and I looked her there and I was like Really I wasn't staring at her either. I wasn't you know like okay I'm not trying to get mad here, but I get so sick and tired of women Accusing me of staring at them when I wasn't Believe me honey if I was checking you out you know because I fucking say something, you know I fucked that double standard YouTube. All right a couple of things going on here that I want to point out first off The guy has the eyes of a goldfish. So he's staring at everyone all the time.

That's the thing he doesn't understand. There could be like five or six people like, why are you staring at me all around him? Also, I like that his defense is that if he was going to be a creep, he'd be much, much worse. Oh, you'd know it. Trust me, lady, if I found you attractive, I wouldn't just be staring at you. This would be a problem right now But this is obviously an issue that he has because all these women are apparently accusing him of staring at them which in his mind means like they all got together

It's a big conspiracy like they're like hey, if this fuckers in Walmart pretending to stare in that, yeah By the way as soon as the girl looks back at you, you look down at their boobs. That's the move. You don't want to be seen that you're staring at her. So you just check out her tits. They like that. That's like a compliment to women. Appreciate the purpose. Air grab them. It's a lot of fun. They all respect it. Stick out your tongue a little bit. That's a compliment to women. Can't just stare at them all time. That's a couple that don't have any. Can't just stare at them all the time. Look at the moon of tech.

Now, this next clip that we have that Mike picked out for us is entitled Streaming with Front. It's always good when you're streaming on the internet to have some of your loved ones around hanging out with you. This is interesting and it makes me feel... This is obviously part of a live stream that he clipped for TikTok. If we really want to cover this guy, like we go back to him someday, I want to find this episode because it feels like there might be a lot here.

No, for what it's worth, subway makes a good sub. So anyways, tubes, I'll catch you all on the flip side. I'm gonna see you on Facebook I think there's a bit longer Hey, Scott, I have your daughter. You want to see her? Oh my fuck. Yeah Yeah, it's time to be responsible. Oh my god Tina stop. Can you please stop? Oh my god She's looking like a fucking bad person. Yeah Oh my god

Oh my god I know you do and believe me if Scott I could get a job he could but he's legally blind so nobody will fucking hire him hey Yeah, I have a higher again over here. Come on. I'm getting strapped on here What's going on? I feel like I'm I was someone on to a unique stream just now That's so funny. That's the example I was gonna use yes You think you look at the stream right now who has their girl friend or whoever come in the room like what the fuck is wrong with you Your kids crying downstairs you haven't thought it would wigs. Oh my fucking god. You just have to have fun for your own child.

Single life. I love single life, Facebook. How are those swishers? Like, delicious. Oh my god. I want to stop the Facebook live video. I'll catch you later. Oh my god. I want to stop the pace but why video I'll catch you later. Oh my god you guys So I haven't known this guy very long obviously. Yeah, but I thought he'd be more understanding with women for some reason

You know, no, it seems like he's on the gentleman side all the time. He needs more patience I would say someone in the chat pointed out that um, I guess Kaya was binging this guy's content for a while. Yeah, so maybe that's how, we're on the same wavelength. Maybe that's how I've seen this before. Maybe it's through Kaya. He always finds the whole cow's out there. He's, he's pretty good at that.

All right, words to live by, everybody get your pen and paper out. What's the short but sweet. Yeah, let's get some info here. Cause I guarantee it, if you are face to face with me, I would kick your ass and I get away with it too because I'm autistic, believe that, believe that. You believe that?

Does he think there's like a law written that exonerates autistic people from everything? Get a rest me sir. I got my card right here. See my retired dad You're gonna want to put those cups away officer Yeah, and what's one a hand in your gun and badge? You're gonna feel a story. What are you gonna do a rusted autistic guy? Is that what you want to do right now? The autistic community is the opposite of the black community She wanna do right now? The autistic community is the opposite

of the black community. Right, you're not gonna make a joke with a black community. What? A salty wall of autistic. Totally fine with everybody. All right, so this next clip, I know we're going quick, we have a lot to get through with this guy. This next clip, apparently,

some of his trolls know his address and had a pizza delivered to him and the pizza's not great There's no cheese. There's no sauce on it. I Suspect Carl that that might have been done on purpose. I don't know. I don't know. He's not on purpose. Yeah, let's see how he deals with that What up you two. So I got this pizza hot pizza sent to me. I tried a couple slices but it's black and got the crust. No cheese, no sauce. Just half a pizza covered in sausage.

No cheese and no sauce. That's the interesting looking pizza. I think we can food hack it to make it taste better. What do you think? We're gonna add some Doritos, we're gonna add some cheese and some bacon bits. I'm gonna create your own custom made one of a kind. You know I gotta be honest with you when I order pizza Bacon bits is never an option. I wonder why that is Dude is Doritos Crossed Doritos is pretty standard around here, but bacon bits

Oh, yeah exactly. He's turning shitty pizza in the lemonade Holy shit, he's amazing at darts look at that Every fucking day loyal to which are triple 20 double 20 bullseye amazing All right, so we got some nacho cheese the not triple end of jalapeno Featured on my last food hack video Before we add that he's got to be careful because he's gonna make this pizza hot pizza I'll teach you to my last food hack video. Before we add that, we should. He's got to be careful because he's gonna make

this pizza hot pizza unhealthy to eat. If you keep adding, these types of ingredients to it. I like to think of a food hack. It's a food hack. I just have to say like, hey, if someone ever fucks with you and sends you a half made pizza, here's what you do. Here's do crush up Doritos bacon bits and nacho cheese jalapeno flavor nacho cheese I do it and voila I want to skip to the end of this video we're gonna we're gonna show the exciting

conclusion but this kind of I was I'm a little concerned for this guy's welfare let's put it that way okay now I want to take this pizza and throw it in the oven. 350 degrees. Yes, please. That's fun. We're delicately transferred. Now the reason why he's delicately transferring it, Mike, is because it's still in the cardboard. He's putting cardboard into his oven right now.

You might not know this is the best way to cook it actually. Is that true? Yep, I'm pretty sure, yeah. Because I looked this up because I've never put cardboard in the oven before. And apparently, 427 degrees is the ignition point of cardboard. You can set cardboard on fire in your oven. If you're not careful, that can happen, deal.

So let's find out, let's see the result of this amazing food hack that Cobras come up with here. YouTube, done damn. Try a slice of our food hack pizza. So we showed the camera and now he's going to take a bite. I have a feeling he's going to enjoy it. Mmm.

It's so stupid. Just like grandma used to make. A little bit crispy. You know it's good pizza when you hear him crunched out out of that's how you know the pizza's really good I like that he's a little critical. He's like, yeah, it's a little crispy as if he's criticizing someone else Oh guy looks terrible the trolls set me up pizza They can all gonna fuck with cobra, but it's like I win bitch You gave me free food and I cams to food hack

Yeah I went bitch, you gave me free food and I cams to food hack. Yeah. Turn the tables. Yeah, I mean, Southern John, I could learn how to deal with trolls from this guy. Honestly, yes. Very impressive. I do enjoy making fun of them, but you are right. John could learn from this.

Very impressive. And also, John, I know it likes to drink some alcoholic beverages from time to time. Now what John likes to drink is a beverage known as Cours Light. And I want to tell John that maybe he's trying some other things. Our boy, Cobra here, is a bit of a mixologist. And he's going to show us a cocktail that we could all create at home and try out. So the dream combo I made, the stream cut out before I got a chance to debut, it's a mixture of

Jumex, Strawberry Banana, Nectarine, some A&W cream soda. It's so delicious, very tasty, Corbal Pink Champagne. Ooh, fancy. It's gonna nice that bottle looks. Some savin' that for pink. Pinky's out everyone.

It's a fan one. He just said, he's saving that pink champagne for Christmas dinner because it's so fancy. Well, I got news. Christmas didn't turn out so well. We'll get there in a few clips. Yeah. All right, so now he's gone in the back room.

I guess he has to mix this off camera for some reason for the big reveal apparently. His room is less than tidy, I would say. I have a crop issue with my internet, so it is what it is. But that's what the drain combo look like. It's a pink cobra, super delicious. It's a pink cobra. You delicious. It's a pink cobra.

You've got that much pink champagne. Oh, I like this part of it because usually when you're mixing a drink, they'll say like one part vodka, two parts cream, whatever it is. This guy's just pointing to a pint class at how much to fill up of each ingredient to let you know. That much with the strawberry banana nectar and the rest of it with anw cream soda and then some salt to taste yeah really tasty combo man. Anyways you two but catch you later. All right great video thank you for that. Yeah he came back

to stream just for that, which is hilarious. But also another message to Stuttering John, by the way, he's called King Cobra. I believe because of the malt liquor brand, King Cobra, which in my Westfield state days cost you about $2 a bottle. So maybe John should consider it. You're pretty righteous right there. Somebody wrote in the chat when we introduced this segment that he is sober now. I don't think that's true. Well, I want to show we skipped to that one. Yeah, let's skip to that one because maybe he's done better since

the new year, but I don't know. Yeah, well, he seems to be wanting to quit drinking, but he's kind of going for sure Add it in a zoom-hack-esque fashion. He's cutting back if you ask me. It's not the right approach It this guy What up you two with your boy King cobra we chilling hey guys officially like rock star villains I Did get arrested in Shines right now and Honestly, that was my wake up call. Nothing really happened when I was in prison. That was pretty much in a drunk tank

and a holding cell by myself. That sounds like a fun party in the drunk tank. By the way, F Frank writes, he's not sober. He's been more waste of the usual. All right, good. I thought you were the, no, I was worried for a second there. You know, Frank, I suspected. For the entire night and then for half of Saturday,

they let me out of jail without having to pay a bond. And the cop that arrested me was super patients, so I appreciate that. But honestly, that was my wake up call to cut down on my drinking. You know, yesterday I had two tall cans of Bud Light and a half pint of Jack Daniels. Oh, okay. Kind of Jack Daniels. I don't usually consider Jack Daniels by the pines.

That's not usually how I measure that, but okay. The pines were tall tall but only two. Only two. And yeah, half a pie to the cake. All right. But today I bought one tall can of bug lights. I bought it this morning and I have not touched it or opened it. Oh, there's proof.

I was waiting until after five o'clock to have it because I am going to cut down on my drinking. Good luck with that. Wait till after five o'clock. The good news is this video was at four fifty nine. Right exactly. It opens in a minute later. Wait, open that thing up. Mike, I have a cute little saying that I like to say at my house. It's five o'clock somewhere.

It is in King Cobra's world as well. That's a fond one for everybody. All right. This is him shutting down the haters. This is a pretty good come back here. Cobra is rotten tooth. Yeah, these trolls are losers. I guess what stupid the teeth in your mouth do not have the capability to create a YouTube account. Let alone comments on it. So, Cobras rotten tooth. I guess what? I have a job. Cobras rotten tooth. That's literally the same as the Kristaliyah when we watched that golden hour. And he's like, well, a beak actually includes the mouth.

So my nose is not technically a beak. Got you on the technicality there. I think I always like to say, Carl, I know you are. But what am I? Damn it. Think about that. You want that for a minute? Got me a go with your mumbo jumbo.

All right, here's one more video from our buddy, King Cobra. And what's the setup on this one? Oh, this guy's loaded. This is the thing I love about internet streamers is they're making way too much money. They don't know what to do with that. So they're just, they're just spending it really nilly. There's Papa Jones, you know, shout out to the big four, baby. I had to give the delivery girl a $4 tip. She was very friendly. You know what I'm saying?

And she's busting her ass to live her in pizzas, you know? And all that goes sometimes when you're trying to make an honest living, those tips help. They do. And I like to tip people when I can. And how much did I pay for this bomb ass pizza? Well, $30.47. Well, actually, it'd be $34.

Because I gave the driver a $4 tip. Now, whoo. At first, I was like, wow, $4 for a tip. That's pretty impressive. She must have had a great day in this woman. But that, Mike, I went ahead and did the calculation on this. Yeah. $4 at a $30 purchase is 13%.

Yeah, I don't know that it's quite the extravagance that King Cobra thinks of this. But however, again, if we're comparing the Stuttering John, John would be like, what are you doing? You throwing away money. That's true. All right, so he's better. Him like everyone else on the internet

is better than Stuttering John at life. There are levels. I'll give you that. But what I want to explain to our buddy Cobra here is that typically when you see, when you have a machine that you're tipping on or a receipt that comes out from a restaurant, it'll start at 15%. That's kind of like the base level is the 15 that it goes up from there. Yeah, knock that down. 2% sweetheart. If you wouldn't mind. Yeah,

not quite the ball or you're pretending to be where you're tipping at 13%. But I don't know, what do I know? He also the way he cut the video and cuts off, but he tells us the big. I'm imagining it's Domino's pizza hut pop of John's. I'm not sure who the fourth would be, but those are in his mind. The big four of pizza. Yeah, those are ones that matter, Mike. Tyrone, let's let's be real. Yeah, it's just like just like the motherland.

All right, I want to take us over to YouTube. Now last week, last week, we played a karaoke song from Bev and Bob style music and Carl Oslooski sent me this link and said by the way these guys have a lot of hit songs that they're rockin' out over there on YouTube. This is a little too known as Down with the Sickness by Dist. Okay. They should have chosen a longer buildup. Oh shit. I like how comfortable she is on camera. I don't even mind that the music has a long buildup because I just could watch her in her

charisma all day. Sneaky presence, yes. She's dancing around. Wow. Oh, that's a tough one! Hahaha! Where is the other chance at it here? Let's see what happens.

Wow! It even works! Hahaha! It even works! Hahaha! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Get up and come down with the sick, that's it. She's phenomenal. So the comments are turned off on this video. And in the video description, in all caps, it says, comments are turned off due to dumb fucks out in our crazy world world can't comment on our video Go fuck yourself and make your own videos And there are a number of exclamation points after these sentences. I can't count that high personally I'll put it up on the screen. I did not expect them to be those people. I know

They're like, well, I can't be guys are making fun of us. What's that all about? What's it all about? What's it expecting that? We nailed it. What do you guys mean? All right. Staying on YouTube, I was recently on Topic Time with Harrison Young. Have you seen my appearance on Topic Time yet, Mike?

I have not. Oh wow. Strengthens the excitement. Well, let me start off by playing my version of the Topic Time theme song that I put up on YouTube. And I play that because of course what Harrison Young likes to do is he likes to ask you about your childhood, what you did as a child growing up. And I mentioned to him that I played guitar. And he asks the most bizarre follow-up question. This is why Harrison Young is the king right here. My buddy Christian Blatt, I said to me a text that he's like that this is the funniest part of the episode where he asked you this and he's not joking he's sincere

this is okay. Sincerely what he wants to know. Okay. Actually growing up I was a skateboarder and I played guitar because I saw back to the future and I knew that that was cool people did they played guitar and skateboarded and., no, not at the same time. Oh, okay, I know you look talented, but that's fine. You'll feel it if you can probably practice and get get that down. I probably could. Yeah, you probably could. I love that at the same time.

Well, no, I prick my guitar if I did that. And he's like, Poyngan, he had when you said no. Yeah, because he's I was like, whoa whoa you play guitar and skateboard the same time well No, that would be stupid Come on, but I love that he falls up with mom you practice more you probably could is if that was my goal You're right. I'm just not sticking to it Some day you're right. I'm just not sticking to it. So that's the great idea. He's the best. So then later on in the interview

He I'm talking about how I quit my day job and now I'm a podcaster full-time and so he's trying to say Yeah, you know, you're now that you're successful at podcasting and this is a weird metaphor But I want to have and help to with Okay, so yeah, I understand. So you don't write. Okay. But but now you're now you're finally, you know, you've, you've reached the top of the, of the hot chocolate glass, you know, on the form is right. The form is all around you when you're feeling, you're feeling the sweet, sweet,

rush of success coming in. Where is it? I'm like a marshmallow in hot to know the marshmallow. Right. That's what I'm right. I voted. We're not at the top of it. I'm like a marshmallow in hot toe. You're the marshmallow. Right. That's what I'm right. I voted one up to the top of that. I can see the light. Yes. We made it. We made the metaphor come true together. That we're good.

Debe come true together. Harrison and I are good. Debe. I might be a co-hosting topic time before the years over guys. What you said didn't even really make sense. I was like perfect. You know, shit. You know you're not. You're not going to say, yeah, that's exactly what I was trying to say.

March, fellows. And then one more clip I have from this. I'm glad you're enjoying this. I thought, I love it. I love it. I'm so glad I didn't listen first. Everybody, please check out TopicTime with Harris and Young. It's on Area 58, Public Access is YouTube channel.

And I want to get some good numbers for this show because he was nice to have me on. Dr. Steve was on today. That'll be out next week, I think. So that's exciting. Okay. Booking machine. Dude, at the end of the episode, I don't have this clip. At the end of the episode, he's like, hey, you know, if you know all the people who should

be on my show, let me know. He goes, especially if they're young and female and attractive because I'm single. That's a no, he didn't. I swear to God, I'm like, what am I pimping out for you? What are you doing? Okay, sure, a Vic.

I think he's an attractive, but, you know. All right, let's get into some Sarah Silverman talk. Oh, okay. And because he's brought this up before the Sarah Silverman is his cousin. And I was asking him about what talk show hosts he looks up to. And then we get into the conversation about David Letterman and then he brings up Jimmy Kimmel.

And so he says this now, what's great is that you're a Massachusetts guy. Yeah. He gets into some some deep Massachusetts talk in this segment. I think you'll enjoy it. You know, you know, you know, Jimmy Kimmel was my cousin's boyfriend for seven years. He has a soul of men. She is my cousin. Yeah, you mentioned that before. So how close are you in relation? Cause cousin can mean a lot of things. Are you talking about like,

you're a real grim, my grandmother, my grandfather, with siblings and they both grew up in Brockton, Mass, Rhygmalop and I'm still living in Brockton, Mass. And Brockton is considered like, I'm like 40 minutes from here. It's called an area called Metro South, which is South of Boston, but it's not on the water.

It used to be considered out of the South shore, but they kind of redesigned it. They, you know, they, they, the people would name the state of Massachusetts, they're doing it. I don't know if you ever even been to Massachusetts, but if you, if you were, it's, it's, as far as like getting around here, it's, it's, it's just, it's twice the tour, if you can get, you can be on Route 3 going south to what Boston, even though next thing you know, you're going north because you, like, it reminds you of the California's, we's was like I'm going to take the 401 to the 10. Oh,

not this traffic. You're going to want to take the car. It's like trying to get from Melrose to Davis. Swabry, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, it's like, it's so been really your cousin and it turned into all right, but there's more to those. Because you have to, you have to take a fork in the road to get to where you want to go. If you don't, if you're not from around here, and you try driving it, you'll, you'll make it much until you learn that stuff. Maybe it just means metaphorically. I have to say it's very obviously you're from Boston. Oh, I know the dialect. I love the dialect. It sounds like I do. I love it anyway. Why doesn't your cousin have the same accent that you have?

She grew up in Beth from New Hampshire, and she's, and she's been living in Hollywood probably more than half her life now. I've reviewed her show before. I don't know if you watch anymore, but it's not funny anymore. It's not I agree with you. It's not funny. She's still political. That's why I never get political on my show. I know.

You know what I should have done at this segment and I'm kicking myself now. I should have changed the conversation into the COVID vaccines. That's what I'm looking for to go to show. What do you think about Moderna? Do you think that that's? But I like that instantly. He's like, I agree with you. I know.

Your cousin's not even funny to work. So yeah, she sucks. He's like, oh, Carl, did you see she did black face? You want to see? She's throwing her under the bus. I know. I wasn't expecting that response. I thought he was going to stick up for or something.

This guy is a gem. I love these amazing. He really is. Harrison, the dog we love you, buddy. Oh my. Gray sets a humor roll with all the punches. Oh, the other thing too. The reason why he should check out this episode is because he's supposedly interviewing

me. He talked 75% of the time. If there was a possession clock on this episode, he's 75, up 25 because I was just asking a question He would just go off about trying to get Massachusetts or whatever I'm hoping at the end don't spoil it for me, but I'm assuming at the end He says hey and with a little more practice you'll be playing guitar on a skateboard any day Don't give up on your dreams there, bud He's turning it back to that. You just like, you know, you'll figure it out.

Alright, uh, it's time to switch gears back to TikTok. Who are these tech-talkers? Who are these tech-talkers? Who are these tech-talkers? Who are these tech-talkers? Oh, you know what? I fucked up. I'm still wording my board for this show. but we also when we play music on the show Like when I was playing the karaoke there. I do have a jingle for that

So bad You say So great So bad okay, I think you just pivot to a jingle show Sun is your jiggles everybody. That's all we're gonna do is just play jiggles all the time all right you're interested in talking about the lucky girl phenomenon that's going on This is just something I saw going on, apparently. And I saw people on Reddit saying that it was a phenomenon. And I look into it and every TikTok that I found

started with something to the effect of like, all right, I know everyone's posting about the lucky girl phenomenon. And I mean, they explain it here, I guess. It seems, apparently, it's very new, girl phenomenon. And I mean they explain it here I guess it seems apparently it's very new this phenomenon. Oh it definitely is not but okay let's let's check it out. Only do this if you truly want to be blessed in 2023 the utmost luckiness you've ever experienced. Guys we need to talk about it the Lucky Lucky Girl Syndrome. It's trending all over TikTok. Please tag the creator who coined the term.

What is the Lucky Girl Syndrome? And why is it changing people's lives overnight? Lucky Girl Syndrome is essentially where you just believe that you're the luckiest person ever, and you become it. And the reason this works is because we're using the law. It's just every vision board. Like, it's horseshit. Well, okay, a couple of things.

I want to point out on this she says it will change your life overnight it that's how this works yeah even when she describes how to do it okay anyway look at that Alexis my drive yeah exactly it doesn't even open up the game it does work all the assumption which is that what you look oh that pisses me off so basically this woman is describing the book of the secret, but using different words. Peace, person, ever, and you be common.

And the reason this works is because we're using the law of Assumption, which... There's no law of Assumption. It's the law of attraction. It's what she's thinking out here about, okay, no, no, this is the law of Assumption. I assume that I'm going to get everything I want, and it's gonna happen.

The law of Assum assumption, it's great. That what you believe to be true becomes your reality. This is obviously what I teach all over my page. Our mental conversations create our reality. Our inner dialogue becomes our other biography. It can in fact confirm that the Lucky Girl Syndrome works. One of my favorite ways to start using the Lucky Girl Syndrome today, by waking up every morning and saying one of my favorite affirmations, it is always working out for me.

And another one of my favorite affirmations, to utilize the Lucky Girl Syndrome today. It's actually an affirmation from my book called From Within, which you- Wow, wow, wow, wow. She wrote a book called From Within. This woman is just plagiarized the secret. This already existed. This is already... I'm starting to worry she's into this for the money, Carl.

I don't know if she really believes it. This is wish, you don't want to do it. This is a, this is very well known. What I'm, what I'm starting to find out that a lot of trends on TikTok, I just shit from 30 years ago, like a repurposed. Oh, I was on the Drew and Mike's show the other day. Listening to Bella Thorn, she was on with Emorata,

or Emorata, you know, I'm a writer Jowski. Oh, yes, of course. And Bella Thorn was talking about how she had all this anxiety as a teenager, you know, she was a child star. She's on Disney, you know, whatever. So she was talking about it and she said, yeah, I had all this anxiety and it was right around the time when people started recognizing that that's a thing

that there's anxiety and I'm like, dumb, dummy. Do you think that anxiety was invented in the 2000s? I think people were anxious. I think people were anxious. People were anxious long before that. This is the things that's been going on. Since the dawn of man, imagine if you had a fucking hunt your food every day, you'd be pretty anxious.

There wasn't even a word for it. We didn't even know what it was until my generation figured it out. He's twitching and he's shying. I'm not sure what it is. By the way, I want to give a shout out to Lorenzo Areola, who's here chatting away. He thinks that her parents probably pay for everything, which is why she's a lucky girl.

I think you're on to some sort of a reaction. That's the law of assumption. You know what? Actually, I'm going to try this. The next time I'm at an intersection, there's a homeless person there with a sign. I'm going to roll down my window. No money for you, sir. What I need you to do is I need you to think happy thoughts It works overnight Well, that's part of the reason I brought this to the table was I wanted all of us to try this and then next week

When we come back here all of our lives will be completely different Your marks like I wish I had a better co-host I wish I had a better co-host. I wish I had a better co-host. Fuck! I can see now, guys. You're not gonna believe it. All right, let's learn how to achieve this from another TikToker. These are the affirmations that are going to give you the Lucky Girl syndrome. The Lucky Girl syndrome is great. I have to say this poor girl has the heroine of Tom Myers. I guess so. One of the things that she's not asking for from the universe. It's a decent heroin Oh, he likes maybe she doesn't care about it apparently because she just thinks differently about it You get everything that you want in life Oak Marth Bayes uses consistently for seven days and come back to let me know exactly how it changed your reality. I always get what I want. Manifesting is effortless. I

don't take no-ford answer. This is crystal clear all over again. I always get what I want. I don't hear the word no. You have to back to the future this. That's what happened in the 90s. Someone told Harvey Weinstein this. Give them to me. I always have it. Everything I want always wants me more. Everything always works in my favor.

You're right. You could not do this. No. This trend could not be the lucky boy. That's a really good boy. This would be problematic if you had that white guy saying this. I get what I want. Now, what I want to know, Mike, because this is often compared to prayer.

And that's why, you know, prayer is all about like what you want and whether God's hearing it or whatever, there's people who believe there's validity to positive thinking leads to positive results for people. So what I want to know is does this lucky girl thing that they're doing? Does it work for Muslims? Oh, interesting. I don't know. Right?

That's a good point. I don't know either. Let's find out, shall we? Yeah. Yesterday morning, I woke up at 6 a.m. and I ran to my computer to type out all my ideas and thoughts on a topic because, I don't know, I just thought I was just so passionate about it. And I was like, I need to talk about this know, I just was so passionate about it.

And I was like, I need to talk about this topic. I need to tell people about it because I've experienced so much of this and it is lucky girl syndrome, but also being delusional in general, just what that does and the power of thought. You guys, the power of thought is something that I have been learning so much about

for literally two years now. And I can tell you one thing. It's the way that you think determines every single aspect of your life. I'm telling y'all, if you guys really want to change your life, you have to start with the way that you think. And it's so cool how it works. And like I kind of just recorded a video.

And why it actually works. Oh, it works. Why Lucky Girl Syndrome actually works. Why being delusional in general. All right, so on my my favorite this, I know. Underneath this, it says, Lucky Girl Syndrome is a yes, science backs it and so does Islam. Yes. I wrote down a lot of bar and sure enough, building went up

and playing. How is this backed by science? Specifically, I want to tell we just explain that the video. He just explained that in the video. He just writes that. The description. We have the power of assumption. Now we have the power of delusion. Yes.

It's important to embrace delusion. You want to assume things and be delusional and things will work out for you. Oh, man. All right. Well, you know what I need? I need proof. Mike.

Oh, good. Yeah. Because I think you and I are a little bit skeptical on this lucky girl thing. That's true. Yeah, I think you and I are a little bit skeptical on this lucky girl thing. That's true. Let's get some proof from yet another to hard evidence that we need. Yes. I've been seeing the lucky girl syndrome floating around tech doc and I have to tell you, it does kind of sound conceited to say you're the luckiest girl in the world, but I do that. I've done this for years. Can't even believe

that that it's a thing. It's unbelievable unbelievable I literally have goosebumps. It's just kind of what the word literally is the new like It bothers me so much because that previous woman said I've been doing this for literally two years And then she just said I literally have goosebumps like these are not things that I'm like wait what literally Well, it literally now means figuratively That's true to that's true to but that's not even the way that these women are using it They're using as if we're gonna be like now. That's bullshit. There's no way you have goosebumps right now Fucking liar. Oh She's using the word girl pretty loosely how old is this broad

Mike I can get Teddy Damn. My- I can get Teddy. Wow. Wow. Roofless over here. And what I've always done, I don't think of so many examples,

but I tell myself I am legit the luckiest girl in the entire world. That's my favorite part of any TikTok video, is the child in the background? Oh, she's holding on to a newborn. Watch, she's doing this. Listen, I'm gonna interrupt my child's feeding to tell you guys. Pretty much. But the lucky girl's syndrome. I also like that they call it feeding to tell you guys pretty much the lucky girl syndrome I also like that they call it syndrome like you've been diagnosed. Yes, it drops out a good word for those

I got a case of lucky girl I do believe in manifestation. I do believe in like positive vibes Attract positivity in your life, and I do believe in God Like I have the best marriage because of course, I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Like, but do I really have the best marriage in the entire world? I don't know.

But wait a second, you just said that you did. So are you just tricking yourself into thinking life is good? If that's the case, I know. But I've lied to myself well enough. You truly believe. Am I an attractive girl? I say so. Okay, well.

I believe that, so it's true. So many things happen for me because I tell myself that. I had a really good sleeper because I'm the luckiest girl in the world, right? Like, just what happens to me. I do this. Really, really works. If you aren't doing this, just try it.

I promise you, like, wholeheartedly, like follow this lucky girl, whatever you call it. I promise you, like, wholeheartedly, like, follow this lucky girl, whatever you call it. I don't even care. It works. Alright, this is the thing I don't understand, Mike, and maybe it's because I'm a prick. But if you discover the secret to life and happiness, why would you tell everyone? Keep that shit to yourself! What if we're not so far around you as you're fucking living on easy street? That's what I would do. Carl, I don't think you understand how views work.

You need numbers, baby. It's so bizarre to me. You gotta spread the word. You have this Idaho murder theories stuff. I think I'm gonna skip that for now. Yeah, yeah, we can do that. Because we are an hour anyways, right? We're at an hour right now. Yeah, yeah, we can do that because we are now or anyways right now We're at an hour right now and I thought what we could do is something that we talked about

When we were preparing for the show format one of the ideas that we had that we thought would be fun is reviewing a movie we haven't seen Oh, yes, good. So what I brought to you today is a movie trailer This is a new movie called Your Place or Mine. It's coming on a Netflix in February. Let's watch this together and then let's give our review. Okay, by the title I'm guessing romcom, yes. This would be a romcom. Okay, good.

Okay, and what you're seeing here is, they're showing New York City. So this person's in New York She's in Los Angeles now you have a action-culture and Reese Witherspoon Are the two people they've never been in a romantic comedy. It's finally they're gonna break these kids finally these two Get to be a little fresh faces. All right, Alright, so I'm just gonna play it now. We're gonna play it all the way through and then we can dock. Hey Debbie. Happy birthday, Peter.

20 years of friendship. Can you believe it? How do you still speak to me? Do you remember the first night we met? Oh! Never stopped being weird. So they show that they hooked up the first night they met. They fucked.

Wow. That was 20 years ago. And now they're living on the opposite sides of the country and their besties. Oh, weird. For school. Debbie, you need to take a break. I just need to be practical, which is what you have to be when you're a single mom. Right.

Right. Tragic. I got an idea. I'm coming to LA for a week. I'm gonna look up to Jack and you could say here. I don't know. You need help. Let me help.

Taking care of Jack is a lot of work. I think I got this. I hope that you get what you want out of this trip. Find yourself a hottie. Maybe get waxed. Waxed. Oh, waxed. Waxed.

Oh, well, that's just not gonna happen. Everybody, workin' out here. Yeah, workin' out here. This place is amazing. Hi, I'm Debbie. V. Peter talks about you all the time. I am a scotch embarrassed.

I'm not wearing anything under this. Oh, don't worry about it. We've all done the thing where we knock on the door, have naked for some good. My mom always says you're terrible with women. She does, huh? So what happens next? I can't stay on message. You always answer a're terrible with women. She does, huh? So what happens next? Like do we stay on message?

You always answer a question with a question. Do you always answer a question to a question? That's a question. I'm just an exhausting. I have a feeling this little kid is going to be the comic relief. Well, since I was a kid in 30 years, the formula for romcom trailers hasn't changed where it's crazy music funny music Stop punchline. Yeah crazy music silly music stop punchline sad

I've noticed that so we're falling lower the characters here and we have this kid who's beyond his years He's very witty, he understands the new hot sense of relationships. Why is the child, yeah, but finally, a kid who's not awkward staring at his phone all fucking day, but actually understands the inner workings of interpersonal relationships. Sure, why not? All right. Oh, man. So how's your love life now?

Sort of like an old ghost town. All right. This is the other thing that annoys the fuck out of me about romcoms You always have a chick who's a tent like Reese Witherspoon talking to her friend about how like I just can't find a date I don't know what's wrong with me. It's so hot I just for for whatever reason guys just don't fight me attractive Sure I just for for whatever reason guys just don't fight me attractive sure Yummy wait, where are you going? I'm no idea what to say to this guy. Can I get your number? Oh She doesn't even know how to talk to guys

She's so confused by this whole interaction this guy's interested in her. She's like what is happening right now It's also good by the way that they put it in New York in LA. Yeah two places where no movies have taken place before. Yeah, that's not that interesting as well. Everything in this. It's covering new ground for sure. Yeah. Here. He is into you. No, he's not. Uh, you and I tell each other everything, right? Always. I think I may have met someone. Can I tell you something? Immediately.

The night that Debbie and I spent together. After I found myself thinking about her. You have to tell her. It's too late. Look at all this. Ah, Ashley. And I don't think it is too late. So I'm going to have to get out.

Yeah, that would be a little foreshadowing. So I want to point out that this was the moment I realized that this was written by a woman because what you just see here is that this guy hooked up with this girl 20 years ago, it's all we can think about. He's just consumed with that. Yeah, because when you look like Ashton Kutcher, you really can hung up on one bright. Yeah, right.

That's just that one time you begged a girl 20 years ago. I thought you could ever think about makes sense. I can only look for my house and all of my head, but I wish you were in my bed. So he just, the motion detector went off in his home because she's staying in his place. He's staying in her place. So he opened up his phone to see what the motion was

and it was this guy picking up Reese phone to see what the motion was. And it was this guy picking up Reese and they're hooking up. And he got it. He got upset. He chucked the phone across. And the little kid is there. Seriously, he's your words. And of course, it's such an adult thing to say. He's hilarious. He's a bit precotious. I don't take chances. So what are you gonna do? Your place or mine February 10th only on Netflix. I can't wait. I'm so happy that Netflix looked at what the movie industry is today and said guys We're gonna keep everything exactly the same Don't change a thing.

Yeah. If only someone had told a telekite that before they made St. Anker, like, no, no, don't change the formula. You were nailing this right now. Let's just keep it college. All right, let me read you the description of this movie. It says, Debbie and Peter are best friends in total opposites. She craves routine with her son in LA.

He thrives on change in New York. When they swap houses and lives for a week, they discover what they think they want might not be what they really need. I was worried about that. And then for some reason, there's a separate description that reads like this. When best friends in total opposites, Debbie and Peter swap homes for a week,

they get a peek in each other's lives that could open the door to love. I hope they learn, I know they're total opposites, but I hope they learn that not so differently. Right. Well, I hope that Paula and Dual shows up and tells them that even though you take two steps forward and I take one step back,

we can come together because opposites attract. It's a ground that hasn't been covered and I'm also glad. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't need to draw a sin. Was it the movie fear that Reese Witherspoon was getting finger blasted by Mark Wahlberg on a roller coaster? Cause I think she peaked. I guess my point is that after that,

you're not gonna get better than that. Nighty-Dear-Old Reese Witherspoon getting finger blasted. That's it, we're good, we got this. I'll tell you the saddest image after watching this trailer is I will guarantee you that at some point in late February, I'll be watching this with my girlfriend.

And go, no, you're in, it's pretty good. So I'm back. Does she make you watch Robcams? Honestly, I'm kind of, I'm into like, shitting on Robcams. Okay. Which I think she appreciates also. So we'll watch them ironically,

at least that's what I tell myself. So I think the only problem with this movie is it might be a tad bit predictable. Like, I suspect that's what I tell myself. So I think the only problem with this movie is it might be a tad bit predictable. Like, I suspect that's gonna be it. I haven't shown my hand on that yet, Carl, but that was my review as well. I think it might be a little. Yeah.

So I'm guessing, I'm just gonna throw this out there, that because they spend a week together, that the son of Reese's falls in love with Ashton Kutcher's character. So they have a bond. And then of course, Ashton reveals to Reese that he likes her in more than just a friendship. But what fucking guy has a platonic relationship with a girl for 20 years when they talk on the phone every fucking day? I can't believe he wants to fuck me you can't you're surprised by this okay also They made it talking on the phone to be you know conducive to the movie it would be texting

Ancient no no no they're face timing with each other every fucking day on here for whatever reason I've got that said about the box pretty I think the kid fucks wreath where he's supposed to be. I think they go totally different. It's one of those trailers that it's a complete misdirect. Yes, it's very taboo. You know what they did is they weren't looking at like what's worked in Hollywood. They looked at what works on Pornhub. And they're like, oh, mom, son.

All right, yeah, let's do that. Wish that a plot. By the way, someone on Reddit, when I, yeah, let's do that. Wait, that a plot. By the way, someone on Reddit, when I told you I went to the Reddit for ideas and someone suggested our slash incest confessions, I might have to bring it to the table next week. It can't be real. It's just people writing porn, right? Well, I don't think anything on Reddit's real.

Well, setting one thing's up, falling for all these things. I don't think anything on Reddit's real. Well, setting with things I'm falling for all these things. I don't believe anything. Like, when people say like, this wasn't a great episode of WATP, I'm like, well, that's not real. There goes my erection. Sorry. And by be real, by the way. All right, thanks. I maybe I'll give a quick plug by Buddy Vinny and Cardiff Electric because they've ripped

off our show. They have a subreddit surfing podcast that they're doing. Have you heard about this? I'll tell you the most hurtful comment it was. Oh, this is what WAT should be. I was like, damn it. This potato. All right, well, I can turn to do a hamburger.

That makes our show better. That's what we need. I don't think we're all the people. Well, their show promise is interesting because what they do is they of that makes our show better. That's what we need. I don't care. Well, there's show promises interesting because what they do is they find a crazy sub-rest. So the first one they did was our slash math. There's a sub-reddit just about math. And they put in the Streamyard link into the sub-reddit and say, anybody wants to talk to us on our show, we're going to be live at whatever time.

And then they actually get people on the show or just like, yeah, he's going to do math. And then they talk to us. That's insane. It's a little bit. You would think drug addict drug addicts would be skeptical like I'm not sure I'm buying this We're drug addicts of the dumbest people you ever watching intervention they fall for fucking everything like oh You get a free bike. You just come down to the precinct like oh sweet. I love bikes But I think the drug addicts on reddit to the cream of the crop. I think they know that's probably true. I'm gonna surf for meth. My favorite part of that show so far, because I watched a bunch of the first episode,

was just Cardiff because he's trying to run the show, falling out of character. Like he can't keep people's things at the same time, like be Cardiff Electric, add her on the show. He's throwing more and more out of care. As his popularity grows, the real man is starting to show him so he's more man than potato at this point. Something he's gonna have to just reveal himself and just be in someone that everyone hates on the internet like us.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, if that's the arc. That's what happens. All right, let me read some of these super chats. J.O. 12. $10. Thank you. Was the 14 year old swatter arrested related to army magia heard from Chrissy show he was from West Virginia. Yeah, was that the people? Was that the person

who got arrested who was swatting um, steel toe? That's related to the army major. Now what's, that's just because of West Virginia. They made the connection. Well, I, you're way duplicated, I remember thinking of the internet. David asked for a doubt at a nine says, Stern producer Harrison said was going on. So I think that means which Stern producer. So Harrison Young said when I was on a show

that he had one of the producers of the Howard Stern show, we chatted one to come on topic time. And I, all I was saying was, who? Drop a date, who was it? Anyway, he didn't answer that question. It's not that a chance. He thinks that's you Like oh this guy covers stirring Johnny must be a Howard Stern producer He thought he thought that I was on a network for stirring John He's like I see you talk about stirring John a lot you guys like on a network together. It's like no I go we communicate through cease and desists.

So no, we're not good friends. And he was like, just off on everything. He was like, so I understand, you're Stuttering John's lawyer, right? Is that? Is that? Scooter G, the buck 99 says, wondering if she sold K2 in her past.

And that's in reference to Trisha, Trisha paid us because she was doing a very similar thing to drive in, drive out, drive out. Do I have that somewhere? Drive in, drive out, drive through. He's disappeared that guy. Well no, he's just as a political show.

There's just nothing to talk about. He's such an idiot. I do wish that he would get back on with Stettarie John again because, God, it's a gold mine. Yeah, it really is. I'd love to hear that. My favorite thing would be, maybe I should wish this into existence through the power of assumption. My favorite thing would be to hear the conversation

that John had with Tony Michaels when he decided that you know what we're getting beat by these trolls I think the jig is up. I think they I think they want I think it's time to tuck the tail between the legs and God, oh, we never thought about that. Did he have to call like Richard O'Jetta and Tony Michaels? I Garrett Dea there's a conversation like guys I guarantee there's a conversation like guys I'm All mine The miserable men show us on here Carly heard you talking behind shillies back with a Mad face on there

I Only talk red shillies back Who would want to have a conversation with shillie directly that'd be crazy So I'm just scrolling through here. I thought there was a way to see when somebody was super chatting, so I don't have to scroll through every chat in order to get to those, but it's probably something I could be doing,

and I just don't know how. You know, I wear a lot of hats over here, blind, mic. I understand, I understand. Wear a lot of hats. I hear someone from Pure Blood for two bucks. Is this Evan Essence or Disturbed? I believe that was disturbed. Yes, just down to the sickness.

Yeah. But it's kind of like, what was it? Nine-inch nails that said, Hurt is now Johnny Cash's song. I believe that's now their song. Interesting, okay. I think that's the only way I'll hear it now. Okay.

I guess I didn't realize that that was a well-known cover. I just know the original personally, but I guess that would be like new metal category. It's not my thing. Eddie Valentino, five bucks, Lucky Boy Syndrome does exist. It's called Vince McMahon. It's a good job. I should have read it on the show. Sorry, called Vince McMahon. It's good job.

I should have read that on the show. Sorry, I missed that. That's pretty funny. With just an already gold moment, or bursting back into the board. I know. That's unbelievable. I saw a really funny thing.

And I came over where I was on. I was looking forward to it later, and this share was a Vinnie. But they were showing what the WWE divas would look like if they're bought by Saudi Arabia. And it's just like five minute jobs. Which is. Yeah, that'll be, that'll be it.

It's crazy that it's played out like a wrestling plot line. That's the best part about it. Saudi Arabia knows what they're doing. No doubt about that. All right, any more superchats guys. Lucky Carl syndrome from Ryan. Yeah. Listen, I've read the secret. I'm not knocking that that type of thinking. I'll be honest with you. They want to imagine your Carl and you'll have a successful book. There is something to do that. Scroll up, scroll down, scroll through.

Stan M for $2. Thank you Stan. I do appreciate it. Thank you guys for watching the show and supporting us and for the superchets. Like I said at the top, this will be out tomorrow on the normal, where these podcasts feed, but we have our own ours as feed now.

So I'll also have all six episodes out on the new feed and we'll ask you to find that and subscribe to that wherever you get your fine podcasts and enjoy your podcasting. All right, Mike. We have a sign off on here, right? I believe I actually have a song that we like to play when we end the show. But people should check out blindmike.net. Thank you. That's where you get the links to all the things that Mike is up to, which is drawing by the day.

Yes, it certainly is. Well, I've got that. Why are you laughing, which we have bonus episodes on Patreon now, and I have gotten a few angry messages such as, where the fuck is the episode with Carl? I know, I have to be alone too. So, sorry, we put it that it on on Sunday on each of our Patreons. We did a why are you laughing about the

Pelican brief, the Howard Stern PowerPoint presentation to his staff. Yes. And I also do the blind mic project, a little looser and less structured. I think we're talking about Richard O'Jetta and Brendan Shobb this week. So a real change of pace over there and all of those links, the free links and the Patreon, all the blind, mic.net. So subscribe if you'd like. I appreciate it. David Chin, they're 49.99 Super Sticker. David, I love you, buddy. Thank you so much for that. You know I need to talk about it. I need like a bell or I need a something I need the the Pavlov's dog thing to get people

Get them a jingle super chilling a David channel. Oh, yeah, we need a Hmm. All right. I'll talk to the jiggles department about that Get back to work. Yes agreed All right, and also check out who are these podcasts if you don't listen to who are these podcasts We make front of people's podcasts. Twice a week, we come out every Thursday and Sunday, and we put out two bonus episodes,

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So there's tons of content on there for you guys. And I implore you to check out our reviews of Stuttering John's autobiography, the book on tape. Easy for you to say, almost a while you're laughing. Easy for you to say from Stuttering John, it is an amazing book that you really don't want to read yourself But you can listen to us check it out. That's a lot of fun. It's a bookied of to hear to believe It's really it really is. There's just the amount of shitting he does on everybody is Is really incredible. All right. Thanks Mike. Good talking to you buddy And listen to the creep off. See you in the folks.

That's a facade. He's watching here. Like, whoa, whoa. I'm the one who should have college folks. What you were about to see is real. Okay, we got it. And I'm W-A-T-S