Who Are These Podcasts? - WATS - Ep07 - Coke Can Greg
Episode Date: January 20, 2023This week we start on TikTok to catch up with Psychic Natalia, a medium who can talk to your dead relatives FOR A FEE! Then Coke Can Greg sends an unsolicited dick pic and it doesn't go well, a guy's ...ex-wife has a new boyfriend, a super famous TikToker is allowed to cut in line, we watch a guitar virtuoso, check in on Chad Zumock's latest meltdown, listen to your voicemails and much more! You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. Find the WATS feed here: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/KHWTP4230426308 https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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W-A-P-S.
Welcome to yet another episode of W-A-T-S, the show, thousands of people come to to learn
the age old question.
Why doesn't Mike just try getting contacts?
If you could find a show that knows more about social media,
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take over WATP.
I'm your host, Carl Hamburger.
With me, as always, Mike Geary, AKA Blind Mike.
What's up, Mike?
Hello, folks, and while I may be an equal partner here,
supposedly, the second I turn my back,
this cock, this or sucker jamming
a knife in there fringe of the week.
Oh, I thought you were bad about my context, Joe.
That was the nicest thing you said about me this week.
Yeah, because that one came in from Doug from the Jiggles department.
So, oh my God.
We'll get to that.
But first, I want to say some people are saying I won't read your superchets.
Those people could go down on Alina Dunham because I will read every superchette that comes
in, Mike.
Don't even dare me to read your superchette.
It will happen.
Also I do want to say, rather top, I did get my wordle last week in case anyone was wondering
you're concerned about that.
Who has a close one?
I got in the sixth try.
Thank goodness. So I can't, come, I streak alive. wondering or concerned about that. Who has a close one? I got in the sixth try.
Thank goodness.
So I kept my streak alive.
We were all, I pay for the whole seat,
but I just use the edge.
I feel like you'd be excited about that.
I didn't want to tell you for this show.
I didn't want to give it away.
Thank you for not spilling.
We all found out together folks.
You're not gonna get bad, give me.
All right, do you want to address this?
Because we just put out a new episode of
where these podcasts today.
And the Blind Mike project made cringe of the week.
I'll tell you the most infuriating part was not even you.
Vino Giswoldi is like, who are these assholes?
I thought you were in before.
I thought you were a public access show.
I've had him on my show.
I'm so good.
Come on, really?
What a asshole. You guys have to cringe it together. I've had him on my show. I'm so cool. Come on, really?
What a hassle.
What a hassle.
You guys have to be cool.
So granted together.
It was the day after that Chappelle thing,
so I think he was on like every show in America.
So I can understand him not remembering me.
But it was all in all very hurtful.
Usually Craig is the target of any cringy going on.
So the most hurtful thing is that I was involved this time.
Well, I felt bad for Craig because you're like, let's just run this whole thing.
I don't know, man. I probably got fired. I watched the first 10 minutes of Harrison Young,
and I love I was so into it that I was like, guys, this isn't going to be able to miss.
And then once you listed the 15th town in Massachusetts, I was like, yeah, I might have been off more than I can chew here
Might not get better. It's very possible. Well Mike, it's great to talk to you again because we have some fantastic
social media posts to go through and I want to start with TikTok
Who are these techs? Who are these techs? Who are these techs? Who are these techs? And you found a TikToker known as psychic medium Natalia.
Yeah, so she is, I feel like she's going to be right up our alley because she seems,
like I said to you earlier, a little stuttering, John, if she's a scammer on the internet,
if you couldn't tell by her name being psychic medium,
Natalia.
But it goes beyond the regular psychic medium shit.
She is like a filthy character.
She's very weird.
She lies a lot.
There is a racial angle to this.
I can explain as we go along.
Yeah, let's just hit these, because the point is angle to this. I can explain as we go along. Yeah, let's just hit these because the part is about to start.
Now, we're not actually watching her channel's TikToks.
There is a person who's uncovering this with.
I wasn't the hashtag that says psychic detail exposed.
Yeah.
There's a lot of people that follow.
So the problem is she keeps getting accounts like a band
or shutting them down herself.
A little like Patrick Michaelish,
where like you can't find where the real psychic
Natalia even is anymore.
There's like 15 accounts of hers.
So why did you set that?
Cause I was looking for her actual account.
And the one that I found that I think is the active one
has almost 30,000 followers, but
it's private.
Yes.
And that's where she really, well, she likes to go after the trolls get to her from time
to time, but she always has the upper hand, at least from her perspective.
All right, let's start off.
So the reason why I want to set it that way is because while we're watching psychic
Natalia, these clips are edited and put together by
somebody else who's not a big fan of hers. So that's why you're gonna hear them
presented the way the third evidence is we know.
They're gonna hear the way the presenter here.
I never said my readings for free. You're so rude.
I will be live very soon to give free readings and free messages to past loved ones.
Hope to see you there.
All right.
So, Cotton and I, right there.
So, I mean, yeah, that's one of many, but she's also like, they're too long and convoluted.
She's not a great broadcaster.
I don't know if that surprises you or not.
But in her readings, she'll say things like,
yeah, so your friend got into a car accident I'm seeing.
And the girl will be like, no, it was a suicide.
And she's like, hmm, I don't know about that.
Yeah.
I was gonna say, I haven't seen that, but just based on this one,
we just saw her bedside manner leave something to be desired.
Where it's like, I know.
I'm just gonna give free reads. That's so rude. Who would say that? So just be like be desired where it's like I Need to get free reads that's so rude who would say that so just be like guys, you know
I don't get free readings you have what you pay for
Yeah, you know my time is valuable. You know say something that make it feel like
This is a good she jumps right to you're a piece of shit and I'm right yourself about getting free readings
Now one of my favorite things is when people have to defend themselves for using the
unword.
This is where TikTok really turned on her because it's, you know, the younger generation
is on TikTok.
They're not going to deal with a lot of that bullshit, even if there's a context to it
whatever.
But Psychic Natalia has a defense for this, I guess.
Now you mentioned that she's not a young lady,
and I was wondering how old and ugly
do you have to be for people
who are taking you seriously as a psychic?
I'm asking for Mrs. Hamburger.
Because it's not a young girl's game being a psychic medium.
You know what I mean?
A few more years, I think.
You're gonna be longer in the tooth.
All right, so this is kind of a Fodawad Vores.
And somebody came up and I just, I guess, you know,
you pull up and you get mad and we're all human.
We save things that we don't mean to.
I should point out in this video, it's a split screen
and she's talking to a black woman who ain't havin' it.
Whatever this excuse is, this woman does not,
she's not nodding her head along.
Like, yeah, no, I get it
There's none of that happening to be fair as a white man. I'm already not having
I know sometimes you scream the N word
It's really Anthony Kubi defense when they copy up traffic. What are you gonna do? Of course?
It's gonna happen. All right. We backed that up again. Here we go
Somebody came up and I just I guess you know you pull up and you get mad and we're all human we save things that we don't mean to. I'm not racist at all because
most of my friends are either African from India. I have friends that are indigenous. I think
I have two friends that are actually Caucasian. That's a new flash. I love that advice. I think
I have two friends who are white. They both suck.
I'm not even telling the Christmas cards. I don't care about those two.
If I'm being honest, I could cut them out tomorrow. That's what I'm supposed to get out of here.
So for me to say that, yes, that was very wrong.
But it's also wrong to what people are doing to me.
So at the end of the day, I can only take so much. And I just, you know, I just. All right. Now, I want to say in my defense, Mike, I own a CJ Spiller
Bill's jersey. So I can't be a racist. No, that's pretty good. So I do. There's a lot of black
players in the bills. And I know you're a big fan. So I can't be, I mean, CJ Spiller is a bit of
bill in 15 years, but you get the point, though.
Like, you know what I mean by that.
Sure.
But this hashtag exposed psychic Natalia, I love, because this hashtag is all over these
videos.
And usually you use the word expose, when you're talking about someone or something that
actually is exploiting their power, like, you know, the NSA. Not as fairly psychic Natalia like,
we gotta expose this woman.
She has psychic powers, Carl, is that not enough?
I forgot.
I always forgot.
This next video, oh boy.
So she's reading her chat.
Now there's people watching these videos
and they're chatting along and sometimes she reads what they're saying. It's very upset for
sure. Where am I going to go watch TV and take the goddamn break. That's where I'm
going.
Seeming next Tuesday excuse me Kendall. Why are you seeing me next Tuesday? Is that a threat?
Regrouping.
Yep.
Oh, I thought you were threatening me. Where am I going? Yeah, so basically what the person said was I meant like I have to get a new phone so
I'll be back on Tuesday.
Now of course this person's lie there.
I'll see you next Tuesday.
They do what they were doing there.
Oh, Natalia.
Look at some man.
I was calling you a cunt.
Is that a throw?
I bet Throne you have just hung your asshole. Oh Natalia, look at some man. I was calling you a cunt
Okay, GFY GFY is that an acronym? What is that all about?
That's what I love when you're getting angry for one re oh you're gonna see me next Tuesday. Yeah, right bitch Oh, you're just calling me a cunt. I'm sorry
You're gonna see me next Tuesday, yeah, right, bitch. Oh, you're just calling me a content, I'm sorry.
I got hot on the color for a second.
She's a little out of it.
All right, how is she gonna make some money though?
Mike, sometimes people aren't donating stars or likes.
I'm so out of it, I don't even know what we're talking about here.
I don't know, people donate money on TikTok.
Well, she will threaten people if you don't donate enough snow enough snow gloves I'm going to stop live streaming. Yes, you know, you should try honestly. You should start trying that on w atp
Like if anyone ever gives you shit give me snow gloves or I'm walking out of here. Yeah
Because obviously you guys are too poor to send one dollar so
He guys think I'm reading your comments. I'm not and the reason you guys can't send
100 coin gift is because you probably don't have money. You're probably on welfare
So people are writing things like Mary Christmas
Going through and she's going you people are a poor you're on welfare. You can't even give me money
And she's going you people are a poor you're on welfare you can't even give me money
You said it wrong welfare pigs are wishing her a Merry Christmas car Yeah, right, but if I could think just to give a quick message to the people watching I
Assume all you guys are going to double con because if you're not you're broke little bitches
Carl helping you out here. Don't worry. Oh, I know is that the people who aren't sending a super chat and super stickers right now
I'll probably just pour and they can put me wrong if they're not
Loser. Are you guys are losers?
You don't want to be losers, do you?
What do you have a contact with your PayPal account your YouTube account?
Yeah, what do you lose her? What's your problem?
Oh, there's a lot of that too. By the way, literally
She will like tell people I just send it to my Patreon,
I'm going to give it to this person who is sick
that I've given a reading before.
It's like, are you studying from the John Melinda's handbook?
Yeah, I think Gryfters kind of know the playbook.
I think they're all well in tune with it.
Right.
All right.
So reverse psychology from what is a reverse psychic?
Now let's move on to a livestream mishap.
The problem with livestreaming your life all day
is that sometimes things that are embarrassing happen.
Yeah, once in a while.
Yeah, I want to know how everybody sees it.
People actually sit there when I ignore both. That's the weird part.
So she said, guess what? I just shit myself. Now, if you're not watching this, the phone
appears to be just laying somewhere. So I'm not even sure if she knows that she's
live streaming on this one, because she's calling people out to talk about shitting
yourself.
She lives in like the world of a sitcom where it's like oh I'm in the other room, surely
they can't hear me now.
Yeah, I just shitting myself.
I'm going to back this up and start this over again.
People actually sit there when I ignore both.
That's the weird part.
That's what I said to her so.
Now I know I'm sick.
I should have my pants.
Drew, no, why did you block me? All right, so she just declared that she shit her pants.
And I believe, Mike, that's what happens when you start a psychic reading with milk,
milk lemonade. Bad things are going to happen. You have to be careful with that.
Yeah, no, I'm going to be a little late. The girl that's giving me a psychic reading just
took a dump in her pants. But what I like is the casualness, whether or not she knew she
was still streaming that whether or not she's a pants still streaming. Yeah, whether or not she's a pantser. That's a woman.
I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not walking
into the other room and going, baby,
you wouldn't believe it.
I just shit again.
My God, the egg on my face and the shit in my pants.
Could you believe it?
I thought I was gonna get through a week.
God damn it.
Okay, I got through seven days straight.
When it's treated with that casual nature, something's wrong in your life.
Now something that I've pointed out before on this show because again, I don't understand
tech tech at all.
I'll get into it.
I'll figure out one of these days, guys.
But by the time I figured out, everyone will abandon it.
It's probably what's going to happen.
But the one thing that I've observed is that everyone has at least a million followers.
Yeah, pretty much. Right. Everyone who's on TikTok thinks they're famous. And you start with
a million actually. I think it's right. I think it's how you figured out. And psychic
detail is is no different. This is an interaction she had. And again, you know, she's on TikTok all
day long. So even as she's sitting at the diner
She's still
Tick tocking at the same time
Sure
Come on, check it out. How do you are you on TikTok?
I'm on TikTok. I watch this often. Have you seen me? I'm sure you've seen me
No, the on the queen of TikTok. Yeah, have you seen me? I don't think so.
Psychic, I'm gonna tellalia. I'll look it up.
Yeah, look at what they're doing to me.
Natalia, I should f*** you.
They're coming in as my dead mother.
They found my address.
They've leaked it all over Reddit.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Who just made a poll.
Cameron, I'm taking you off this mod.
Imagine having no listen to that. Cameron taking you off his mod
Imagine having those from that
Hi, I'm psychic to tell you you might remember me from such TikTok videos as whoops I shit my pants and
Dirted I use the ad word
You must know me if you're on tiktok, right?
The embarrassment I would feel if I was like hey,, I do a podcast, don't you know me?
And then the person was like, no.
Already I'm embarrassed that I've done this to myself,
but then the proceed with like, give it a search.
You're right.
You sure you don't know my,
you're gonna have to Google my name.
Have you ever watched TV
because I was on public access in the Boston area?
So you might go,
who I have.
Harvard, Massachusetts.
I'd love for the server to say,
you're the fifth person this week
claiming to be second Italian from TikTok.
No, you're not getting a free dessert.
I'm not falling for it again.
The trolls were after me again.
God damn, there's something about TikTok
that's not good for you.
Cause they say the algorithm is why it's taken off
and become so popular. it just knows what you like
and it just gets you hooked in there.
The algorithm works outside of your phone.
It gets you telling random strangers about TikTok
and how famous you are.
You seem like you would be searching me.
It's a cash bag exposed, psyching the target.
You'll love it.
Rather than me tipping you, how about, you don't have to give me a tip this week.
I've ticked acts.
I'm sure you do.
I'm not going to threaten you and call you a poor welfare bitch.
All right.
One more video.
This is the the sleep stream.
Now this is a billion dollar idea right here.
I only included this one because you very naively said on w a t p that no one
would ever do this and I said Carl you fool. I found someone wrong here. I'm not doing
a sleep live that's creepy. I could do sleep live but you guys got to send gifts through
the whole thing. I can do sleep live as long as you guys gift me through the whole thing. I can just sleep live as long as it goes gift me through the whole thing.
Coming on the heavy part finishes one off. I love that's all it takes is a gift. Whatever that is. Like, if you can find $10 million, I want you to watch me while it's
asleep. Yeah. The funniest part about this is I don't think she understands that she's not
going to know whether people were gifted her all that or not
Like I'll do it, but here's the stipulation like you're not gonna know until eight hours from now and then jokes on you idiots
Also, give what we've seen of her followers. Do you think they're really like come on to tell you? I really want to see you sleep
Please
Those off for me
I'm going to bed and I want to see how many roses I get in in an eight hour span to see I'll love them
And I will see who sends the most
So good night
Somebody just wrote watch your face because they're watching or going to sleep
It's like are you gonna brush your teeth or anything? This is how you go to bed?
You just turn off tiktok or sometimes not even
That is wanting being a person like that like and to have the confidence This is how you go to bed? You just turn off TikTok or sometimes not even.
That is wanting, being a person like that, like, and to have the confidence to live stream yourself
all day, I actually kind of respect,
because I hate myself on every level.
If I was this woman, I don't know how I would live,
but she's very confident.
When Richie will talk about making money while you sleep,
this is not what they're talking
about.
It's not that thing.
It's like, oh yeah, I do that.
Yeah, I got all these roses while I was sleeping in the middle.
How many people are watching you, Elon Musk?
Yeah, right?
All right, he might be a bad example, but you get it, though.
All right, I want to switch gears to a Twitter story that also involves Instagram.
Who are these reader pals?
Who are these reader pals?
And this is actually featured on Barstool. So you might be aware of this one, Mike.
Not really.
Well, you mentioned it to be earlier,
but I've not heard of this yet.
Okay.
So this is kind of a fun story
because we all know that attractive girls
get unsolicited dick pics.
And for some reason, as a society,
we're all just like, yeah,
it's gonna happen.
What are you gonna do?
You know what I mean?
That used to be in decent exposure.
People would get arrested for it. And I was just like, ah, you got a happen. What are you gonna do? You know, I mean, that used to be in decent exposure. People would get arrested for it.
And I was just like, ah, you got a dick back on, relax.
Cost of doing business ladies.
Right.
So there's this professional poker player named Melissa Schuber.
And she's a very attractive girl.
And she got a DM on Instagram that was from this guy
named Coke Can Greg.
I suspect he's not gonna be too embarrassed
in this picture with that name.
Coke Can Greg.
Senator D.M. and it says,
Hey, Bestie, it's the weekend.
Woo, I've already started.
Join me for a drink.
And there's a photo of him.
Now he's wearing a full mask on.
So you can't see his face.
But typically, and I'm not an expert on this,
by any means, typically the dick pick is shot from like the top down. This guy decided
to go ahead and go from the bottom up so you could see, yeah, like everything's in there.
Everything's included.
Oh, good. He's artistic in this pic. So what she does is, she writes back, thanks, I hate it, but decides, you know what I'm going
to do?
I'm going to go on my Instagram and I'm going to post this photo and I'm going to expose
this guy.
And she writes Greg Basti, I'm going to have to charge you a service fee for sending me
this atrocity with the photo of him that he sent.
And then she tweets out, update, Greg is not pleased because Greg saw that she posted that
Instagram in the story and wrote, what the fuck?
Can you please delete this?
I was drunk and this was a private message to you.
I've deleted the pic and message if you didn't like it.
Now you do the same.
Hey you bitch, I sexually harassed you. message if you didn't like it. Now you do the same. Hey, you bitch.
I sexually harassed you. Now why you acting like this? Right. So the hero of our story,
Melissa decides to not do that. And she lets them know I'm not taking anything down.
You sent me this pic. It's disgusting. And I know. It's mine now. It's mine now. So then
she tweets out and she's putting all these screen
grabs and she's this DM conversation she's having.
The saga continues and co-can Greg says,
are you fucking serious?
I politely asked you to delete the story.
Now you've posted more.
I've told you I regretted sending you the pic
and message deleted them and even apologize.
But what you're doing is harassment.
Because of your stories, a guy is spouting abuse at me
in my DMs.
If you have a problem with me, you should have discussed it
with me privately.
I have apologized, I can't do anymore.
I hope you do the right thing.
I hope you do the right thing and delete your new story.
Otherwise, I'll report you for harassment.
It's hilarious to both be a guy that takes a picture of your dick from the bottom
up and have righteous indignation. Yes, yes, this gets better because obviously the hero of our story
is feeling like she's still the victim. So she's not buying this role reversal that Cokan Greg is
trying to coax her into. Right. So she writes bag, this is the DM to him.
And by the way, she's posting all these
so you can see the whole conversation.
You sent me a naked photo of your disgusting
taint and balls, and I've done the same
to many other women.
You think you have grounds to report for harassment,
laughing smiley face, and then a yawn face.
Get fucked, Greg.
I hope you never sent a photo like that
to a stranger again, and get your sack checked out. It looks like a rotting sponge
So I'm gonna say if I'm putting myself in the shoes of women here. This girl is a hero
Finally someone is fighting back against us getting these unsolicited dick pictures
I want to know what the batting averages for setting that photo in the first place
Like guys even if they wanted this, they don't.
They're not going to be like, I have a lot of options, but this stranger on the internet with his hairy balls.
That seems like my best option right now.
Again, if we can go back to confidence, like I have never had the confidence to...
I know it's going to win her over.
I know.
This is what my penis looks like.
All right, so this is from the article.
When his long-winded pleas resolve nothing
and her Instagram stories remain, Greg takes things
a step further and reaches out to another poker player,
Danielle Anderson, who he believes is Schubert's boss
at her casino job.
Anderson has never met Schubert,
and I don't think either than working at Casino.
Anderson gleefully relays her own convo with Greg back to Schubert who continues to share.
So now what we're seeing is this guy reached out to what he thought was her boss to say
that she's harassing him trying to get her in trouble at work.
And he's like, before I get into my complaint, let me send you the obligatory dick picture.
Here you go.
Well, so this is right.
This is for every woman because I know that you liked
the way that Melissa's playing this.
Danielle plays this like a pro.
So this is the DM to Danielle.
Do you know Melissa's super personally?
You think you're being funny.
I've been harassed all night.
Do you have any information about her?
Yes, she is great, but you should not have sent her that pic on solicited. She's obviously not great. She's a fucking bitch.
I apologize to her multiple times because of her on being abused. Do you know who her employers
are? Okay. So now this is the exchange that goes back and forth between who Greg thinks is the employer of Melissa.
Hello, I'm Greg.
Greg is not putting on an organized attack here.
It's pretty dumb.
Hello, I'm Greg.
Do you have an employee named Melissa Schubert working at your hotel?
I'd like to talk to you about her.
And so Danielle responds, I'm the poker room manager and Melissa is one of our dealers.
Why is there a problem?'
Yes, there is!
I messaged Melissa the other day.
She didn't like my message, which can happen.
I tried to sort it out privately with Melissa,
but she posted our private conversation
in Instagram Stories multiple times,
which encouraged abuse and harassment,
which I've received since.
Multiple people messaged me, hate,
and one man tried to video call me multiple times.
Why do they make you aware of the type of staff you have working for you?
So then she responds, I make it a point to not be friends with my employees on social media,
so I'm unaware of whatever was posted or why.
Can you provide more context?
Pretty good answer.
Boy can I.
So the cookhead grugs says, I sent her a
Flirty DM as she's a very beautiful woman. She didn't like it and had a
problem with me, but instead of sorting it out privately between us, she put out
the conversation out publicly on multiple Instagram stories. I deleted the
original message and sent her and sent to her as she didn't like it.
And that's politely if she could delete her story, not post anymore and stop people
harassing me in DMs.
She did one of those things, something abusive message that blocked me.
I've been harassed because of the list.
Yeah.
What's all this about? So then she writes back with she finds the message and the dick pick.
And she says, oh, I'm going to send this to HR immediately.
Just for reference, is this the Flirty DM in question? Correct.
So now she's sending back to him this Flirty message that he said.
Right.
And he says, I said a message to I was
drunk though and said sorry to her multiple times. Why is she said you that
pick? She God, if you're fear, if you're Greg and you're fear, once you're at
this point where you're explaining to the supposed HR person, I know. You
might want to abandon the strategy. It's not working. Your hands up and be like,
you know what I lost this round. He'll not working. It's not your hands up and be like, you know what? I lost this round.
Oh, you'll get there.
He'll get there.
But that's quickly as you wanted to.
All right, I'm sorry.
She put that pick, but centered on her story
without my permission.
Now she sent it to you without my permission.
And then she writes back, the photo
is needed for the official H.I. report that will be filed.
It will be reviewed by a committee as soon as possible. possible. So then he writes back, shall I send you the disgusting hate message that I
received because of her for the report and the person who employs Melissa
writes back. As far as I'm aware, I don't employ any of those, I don't employ
she means, okay, as far as I'm aware, I don't employ any of those people, so I'm not sure it's applicable.
But if you could send me the message where Melissa requested this photo, that would be helpful.
Huh, what do you mean? I have no idea who the people are that message me, even though it's not her directly,
she has promoted targeted harassment against me.
So that, and she writes back, I'm assuming since no reasonable person
would send an unsolicited photo of that nature,
Melissa must have requested it, yes.
I like a copy of that message,
so it could be included in the official report.
I really appreciate your assistance
and gathering the information for the committee.
I assure you, we will be looking very, very closely
at this unfortunate situation.
Home run, ladies.
Yes. Yes. So, Ball is a great court again, he says, no, ladies. Yes. Well played.
Yeah.
So balls and gridescored again.
He says, no, I started the conversation with her.
I regret sending the pick and message to her.
As I said, I've said multiple times.
I'm sorry, but everything that has happened to me after that is not my fault
and not acceptable.
Greg the victim.
Here's my prick sweetheart.
Yeah, so then he posts the screen grab of her saying never send a photo like that to
a stranger again and get your sack checked out. It looks like a rotting sponge. Yeah.
And then she writes back, once the words abuse and harassment are used, it is company policy
to contact law enforcement. We will be providing them with the messages and the photo in question. They may want to speak with you. You're right back what?
She writes, I forwarded the message and photo onto our HR manager and it had been told this is now a criminal manner.
Materials will be turned over to police and the court says simile take it from there.
This is fantastic. So now finally Greg is what realizing what he's done here. Oh my god.
There's no need for the police to get involved. I thought your company HR would discipline her and this could end.
Can you stop them getting getting the police involved? I thought you guys would be on my side here.
He writes, she writes back. She involuntarily saw your junk and Think she's been punished enough, Craig
It really does look like a Rodic Spongebob's Craig
And he goes what the fuck, rude bitch
Just drop the whole thing forget the HR report don't get the police involved if the abuse continues
I'll deactivate my account forget the whole thing she writes back. I assure you. No, this will be forgotten ever
Thanks again, Craig
He's like hold on a second. Who's the head of HR? Who do I speak to to get you?
So that's that kind of concludes our story here. He he
pried it his account after that. Our good friend.
Okay.
It takes me a lot to get on the side of women who have been sexually harassed, but
he's ladies did. I know. I was thinking the same thing.
They're like, who are we right now?
What's happening?
Girl power, my guess.
So that was a fun adventure that we all went on together.
I just love that, like, if only the people going after Shepappelle were disorganized or some a cause that really mattered.
Like, you know, they are.
The people, they are, but yeah.
Yeah, I guess that's the problem.
But I wish Greg was running every, you know,
PC campaign, I guess is my point.
Right.
Guys, stop setting dick pics to girls who don't want them,
which is just about every girl you're setting a dick pic too,
just FYI.
We're keep doing it and we'll talk about it. Yeah, or that, yeah, that's the girls who don't want them, which is just about every girl you're setting a dick pic to. Just FYI. We're keep doing it and we'll talk about it.
Yeah, or that?
Yeah, that's fun too.
All right, you found another person.
We're gonna head over to YouTube.
All these YouTube videos, who are these YouTube videos?
We're really new. We're gonna change the... Oh You're
Becoming down the way home tonight
Yeah, so guy on Twitter Dr. Benjamin I believe his name is sent me this and he was like
This hiding in my room guy is so I've been following my ex-wife so shoot me. I'm sorry
I was just trying to get there.
Mike, I didn't mean to cut you off.
No, you're good.
So as you hear a little bit there,
he's essentially a scorned ex lover.
Like him and his wife, I guess got divorced
and his YouTube channel, I don't understand it.
It's not, I didn't just find some guy's private account.
He gets, you know, 10,000 plus views
on a lot of his videos.
He has 112,000 subscribers on YouTube.
Yeah, he does. He does. All right. But his channel just seems to be
bitching about his ex-wife. Yes.
I will say it gets a little spicy. I think his most recent video was titled
looking for lady boys before my girlfriend comes home.
Okay. He gets into more shock, jock territory. Looking for lady boys before my girlfriend comes home
It's in a more shock jock territory. Yeah, yeah, so I did some research on this I know you did too Mike and basically this started out very earnestly and I think as he's gay notoriety
He's leaned into it a little bit. He's leaning into it a little bit. Yeah, okay, but what you're hearing here though is
legit this is actually what's going on in this life.
He was married to a woman in Japan.
He's a British guy, he's a British Japanese guy, it looks like.
And he was, he moved to Japan and married this woman, it didn't work out well.
And so this is him talking about that.
So I've been following my ex-wife social media for about a year now, just out of curiosity.
And it's come to my conclusion that I think there's probably a very high chance and possibility that
she found a new guy, a new boyfriend.
And I don't know anything for sure, this is all just speculation, because she hasn't
said anything, and I can understand why she would want to keep this all private.
I can't really say that I would be too happy with the idea of my ex dating a new guy because it does make me feel a little bit jealous, but I can't really expect her to stay
single after two years.
And even after two years, Japan is still close to tourists, so the chances of us getting
back together are probably very, very weak.
Oh, okay.
Well, the government that's that's stopping you from getting out know for good. You have with your ex.
A love that was never meant to be.
Why is he broadcasting from the floor?
Is that also an ancient Japanese tradition?
Do you think it shoes off before?
That's very positive.
Turn it, you two.
It's a weird place to be broadcasting, bro.
But my thing with this guy's videos
is like, if your buddy came over,
you know, producer Chris was at your house and having this conversation with you, you videos is like, if your buddy came over, you know, if a producer Chris was at your house
and having this conversation with you,
you'd be like, yeah, man, I don't know.
You got another fish in the sea,
you got to move on, I guess.
He's putting it on YouTube
and people are watching it for some reason.
Yeah, he's like, he's like,
well, I follow my ex-wife out of curiosity.
Well, that's not gonna go well
if you're upset when she fights a new guy.
Seems like it's bad strategy. It's every guy in high school that goes through a bad breakup
It's like yeah, I've been looking at her Facebook and other guys are liking her post. It's like yeah, all right
Just move on she better not be going to prom if she hasn't got a fucking problem
So help me guy will cause a scene
All right, here's
Here's an explaining that he doesn't want this information that he's
putting up on the Internet to get out to people in his personal life.
So some people have been wondering if I've told my girlfriend about my YouTube channel
and the answer is no, I haven't told her about my YouTube channel and I don't intend to
tell her about it.
And that's because I don't really want to tell her about my YouTube channel and I don't intend to tell her about it. And that's because I don't really want to tell her about my YouTube channel. My YouTube channel is a very
personal thing for me. It's kind of like my personal diary where I talk about stuff and I express
my deepest feelings and opinions about stuff that's going on in my life that I won't really
feel comfortable with people in my life knowing about or hearing about. In the same way, I wouldn't expect anyone to show me the diary or the personal journal.
I kind of don't really want people to expect me to have to show them my personal YouTube channel.
Personnel, this is personal YouTube channel!
Does it want to get a lot of family and friends?
Keep your mouth shut, guys!
Yeah, come on!
This would be like me sending a dick pic to my aunt and then being up to my mom's son. Oh
Like what are you doing?
This would be like when I mentioned cringe of the week you going you saw that
On my podcast
That wasn't for you
Wasn't for you to know about
I wasn't for you. I wasn't for you to know about.
All right.
So this next video-
Put it all by the way, I should also mention
this guy mentions having a girlfriend.
So if you're wondering a timeline on an all of this,
this guy moves pretty fast.
He's at a couple videos where this is like his second or third
girlfriend, since he got divorced,
which was only like, the first video we played was only like eight months ago.
And then this video, he's like, yeah, I have a new girlfriend. And then the next video will only like, the first video we played was only like eight months ago. And then this video, he's like, yeah, I have a new girlfriend
and then the next video will be like,
I'm trying to impregnate my girlfriend.
So the guy moves pretty swiftly.
Well, then he also gets dumped
because he's always cheating out his girlfriends.
Oh, yes.
That's a big, that's also a problem there.
Bit of a fly in the appointment with this guy.
Yeah, so he explains because he knows how to cheat.
He's gonna teach the rest of us here.
Hello, welcome back to a new video.
So today I want to talk about how to cheat
on your girlfriend or boyfriend or wife, I guess,
without getting caught.
Now you might be thinking, you know,
as someone who cheated and got caught several times,
I might not be the best person to be taking this kind of advice from,
but I disagree.
I think since I got caught so many times,
I am probably one of the best people to take advice from
because I know exactly what I did wrong and how I got caught.
And it's like asking the bills how to win a Super Bowl.
So it's not a good person to ask about this.
How lemonade and a lemon is kind of guy. You make the most makes the most of the true. Yes. Well, as you wrote
in your notes, those that can't do teach, and then that's even more true.
I also like that he says several times. Like it's not like he fucked up once and now he
knows what he did wrong. He kept getting caught. Guys, I know he's probably waiting for it. I've figured out every single possible way.
I could avoid getting caught in the future
by not making these same mistakes again.
Now, obviously, I don't condone cheating.
It is a terrible thing to do
and it's very upsetting if you get cheated on.
But in the same way, eating meat is also a bad thing
because you're causing the loss of a living creature on this planet. A living creature on this planet has to lose its life so
that you get to fill your beddy but you don't care because you're hungry and you
need sustenance and protein and it tastes good. So in the same way cheating is
bad but some people are gonna cheat anyway whether or not I say it's bad or not.
So this is like Patrice O'Neil level takes on cheating guys. I mean, what are we gonna do?
Right gotta have a stay wants you to do it?
What are you gonna do?
I don't think you should cheat. I know you're going to so I'm gonna give you advice, but gosh, I wish you would
His meat analogy might be one of the worst I've ever heard because it makes both he I
Somehow he made both a guy an adulterer and a meat
eater murderers right you know we're both killing things this is the big deal
this is God's plan what are you gonna do right exactly all right do you want to
get back to why his marriage failed yeah because that's the big theme of his channel really and it's you know like
With Opie and Anthony some people will talk about the W any W days as the as the real glory days of that show
When he was getting divorced that's the real height of his YouTube channel, I think yeah
well, so remember he moved to Japan to marry this woman, and he needed everything
that he could do to understand their culture and fit right in with everyone else.
I think the most challenging part about being married in Japan was having to live with
a Japanese woman and having to kind of adapt to her ways of life.
Because I watched a lot of anime and Japanese drama before going to Japan,
I thought I had a pretty good understanding about...
By the way, he's right about that.
Anime and Hentai is all you need to live in Japan.
Just watch hours of that. You'll be good to go.
Yeah, I bow a lot, so I kind of figure out, fit it.
About what Japanese people would be like to live with.
And I thought it would be easy to adapt to the stuff they eat and the things they like to do.
And I thought that language barrier wouldn't really be a problem because I could speak pretty good Japanese.
But I was wrong and I actually living with a Japanese person was a lot more difficult and challenging and frustrating, then I initially expected. And I think that in the end, my marriage failed because there were so many tiny little things
that were built up to become this massive thing that was just making me feel kind of unhappy
in Japan and made me not really want to be married anymore.
And that's what ultimately made the marriage fail.
I hope the weaves are all listening to this.
It's not how it's cracked up to be people.
Well, I was not forget one of those little things was continuously cheating on her over and over again.
Well, there's a lot of attractive women in Japan when you're in a Japanese girl's mic.
That's part of the problem with living in Japan when you're married.
I like his synopsis being like, the hardest part of marriage is living with a Japanese woman.
Well, yeah, that's pretty much most of it, right?
He even makes that happen.
I feel like he would have had a successful marriage
if he had just been single in Japan.
That would have worked out very, very well.
If he could just sling dick and come and go as he please,
it would have been fine.
Yeah, I blame the woman on this one.
Normally I'd yell it gel but this time around
All right, so now he's talking about the whole what did I do
So recently some of you may have seen my community post in which I showed a picture a screenshots of a very
spiteful comment that my ex-wife left on my recent video about why I hated being married in Japan
to a Japanese lady. And in this video I just talk about some difficulties I had whilst being married,
some of the differences I had between me and my wife, and I didn't really say anything that was really mean or insulting,
but it seems as though my ex-wife saw the video, which I'm kind of surprised that she even cares anymore,
but she obviously-
I'm sure this guy de- I'm the doer. I guarantee you. He said-
Oh you care. I can't believe she watched it. I only said it to her eight times in a row.
And then texted, did you watch it? Yep.
She saw the video and took some offense to some of the things I said.
And this is the comments that she left on my video. It says, if I got my karma, it's done because I'm happy after getting divorced, but you are getting
karma because your channel is dead and you are not happy, you never change forever. So pretty
horrible comments to write on my video, which I don't really feel like I deserved. And the re-
Yeah, he definitely didn't deserve that.
I liked that he found a woman who hates him
both online and in real life.
Well, also like, you know,
so I made this silly little YouTube channel
that is just shitting on her.
That's our sole purpose.
And it's gained thousands of followers.
And then she was really mean about it.
What did I do?
What did I do?
What did I do? I did I do it over here?
I didn't deserve this.
He's an interesting dude.
There's a subreddit devoted to him.
People are trying to figure out what his deal is.
Yeah, you might be right in the sense that like he's lead.
He saw he got success with it, but I do think he's this guy on some level at least. Yeah, this started out very pure.
Yeah, no, I was reading about people who go back a couple of years with him or however
long it's been and have said that no, the videos have gotten different when it started.
This guy was definitely trying to get back with his wife.
Oh, for sure.
Very aesthetically going up on the very raw way to go about it.
All right.
I want to take you back to TikTok.
Who are these TikTokists?
Who are these TikTokists?
Who are these TikTokists?
Who are these TikTokists?
Now what we're going to see here is TikTok on TikTok crime.
There's a TikToker at desi.self. We're gonna watch her video, but she is
filming another tiktok who's cutting in line. Mike, anything worse than someone
who cuts in line. It's the worst thing you could possibly do. So I want to take
you to Nashville, Tennessee, a part of the country that I had a blast in when we
had our live WTP there
last year and
What you're seeing is a little bit of a celebration a festival of some sort might be a New Year's Eve celebration
Something and there's a bunch of waiting in line to get beers and refreshments and it's a very long line
To get these beers, but everyone's patiently waiting their turn, except for this one tick-tacker
that is well documented by our hero, Desi here.
Now, what Desi does, she puts things up on the screen, I'll just pause and read because they
come and go very quickly. So she says, in the line for drinks
at the Nashville ball slash music note drop, worth the watch LOL. Okay. All right. This
lady was in line beside me just to wait. All right. So this lady is going to be a part
of this. All right. She says part of this. I'm gonna be a part of this.
Alright, she says,
I missed a part where three girls
cut almost in front
and I unfortunately
there's the tiktok logo on top of that
but basically what's happening here
is these three women cut in the line
and the woman behind them is like,
hey, what are you guys doing?
We've all been waiting in line here that's very rude
that's
a
yeah
so now that girl
who was upset they cut in front of a slap the girls phone
and uh... so that lady downturns ronsk is very upset that she just got her phone smacked
so so the woman who cut in line got her phone smacked.
So the woman who cut in line who got her phone slapped by my great rack turns around
as she gives her the look like,
what the fuck did I do?
Why didn't he even know what's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here? What's going on here? What's going on here? What's who hit her phone who's behind her in line and this
woman's covering her face doesn't want to be on this woman's tick-tock. She writes I am not just leave beautiful you're an ugly old bitch. This is what she's saying to the so-
I'm in the boy's oh why I'm in the fucking underside skank ass bitch. She says I will beat you up
She has 70,000 followers to take photos of her. So these guys are coming back through the line with their beers and their cowboy hats and
they're laughing.
They're like, oh, watch out for her.
She's got 70,000 viewers on TikTok because this woman is explaining why she's so important important that she got right in the line here.
I think the following count can now be used as a threat like how much you bench or something like hey you better watch out yeah she's gonna kick the shit out of you now she's sticking
her tongue out at that woman she's being super obnoxious so now they got their
drinks they're walking away this woman grabs her by the hair and twists her
back onto the ground and now the other woman's smash is her beer on her beer
goes everywhere everyone in this line who's watching this is now in a galagher concert
They're getting soaked over this
By the way the woman who splashed beer and everyone still has the audacity to walk through the line to pick up the can of beer
There's still has half a beer left
Not wasteful. Yeah, it's not like she waited long time for it,
but still, it's 10 bucks.
So, 10 bucks is 10 bucks. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no The three line cutters and I'll following after the woman who dragged that girl down by the hair
They catch up to her and then they do not there
The guys seem very excited to get parts
But we just about every single girl in line is a smoke show. I got to go back to Nashville
It's natural, baby. It's not a bad place
So that one came in from my buddy Drew Lane over the Drew and Mike show
Set me that to to review a little Southern justice. I like how they handle shit. Yeah, it's pretty fun
All right, I think it's that time.
All right, now the reason why I like to talk about my Facebook feed is because I stopped going on there years ago because it's so depressing
for whatever Reason
people like to go on Facebook and say things that they should not be sharing publicly
I don't know how this started. I wish the algorithm would have stopped you know what actually that is the problem people felt
obligated to
respond and reply and hit likes and sad faces.
Oh, yeah. And again, like, oh, this is the important thing that we have to share with everyone.
It's like, well, that was dumb. Yeah. Should have done that. Gary, I went to high school with rights.
Two years, mom. Two years since I gave you COVID and now you're gone. Oh, Jesus.
You're probably too good to start. I miss you every day. You're the only one like me.
You're the only one that got me. I miss confiding in you. I miss being near you.
One year crying every day for the first two hours was a turning point in my life to begin
working on myself.
Two years later, and now it only takes about 15 minutes to get my head right.
I wish you were here.
I wish you were able to meet your grandson.
I wish you could see how our business has grown.
I wish you could see our new home.
How far your son has
come personally and professionally, something I never thought I had in me. I wish I could
share it all with you now. Life is never perfect. Hold those you love close. It's never a good
or convenient time to lose your loved ones. It just happens and you deal with it. Your
death brought me major change in my life. I pivoted in a direction I never thought I could,
thus providing meaning from your death.
I'm a 45 year old man and will always miss my mommy.
Jesus.
What about just weeping?
Oh my God, beautiful.
No, no, no, no, that post.
But then that post, I just noticed that was a really
and again, goes back and forth between talking to his mom
directly, which is nonsense. They don't have Facebook feed that happen. That's why it's happened
And I've been like telling us that like the rest of the viewers to appreciate our loved ones
Yeah, he's breaking he's like Zach Morris. He's breaking the fourth wall for the
Rubin as the dressing the viewers for a minute
So you should comment like was this meant for me? I couldn't be reading this.
This should be on that guy's YouTube channel.
It should be private.
Did you mean to DM this to your dead mom?
Cause I can see it on my wall right now.
This is kind of embarrassing.
You might want to hide this.
Gary, I'm so sorry buddy.
Do you know you posted that?
Everyone can see it.
What if I just responded TMI in the comments?
Cryed every day for two hours?
What a baby.
That's what it should be, because honestly, I'm sure if you read the comments, they're
all phony and like this is so beautiful.
When reality, you know, these people are like, Jesus, Gary.
Oh, I should have grabbed that South Park.
Nobody likes a cry baby.
Everyone has problems.
You don't have to cry about it.
You cry baby.
And then I have one more for you, because don't have to cry about it. You cry, baby. And then I have one more
for you because I just have a question about this. A Brian writes and there's a there's a photo of him
with his two sons are all wearing bills gear. They all their bills clothing on. And he writes,
today was the first bills game I watched with my children sober instead of a bar. 173 days sober for them. Go bills.
Now, he posted this two days ago. So obviously they were watching the playoff
game. The bills just played on Sunday. This guy's been sober 173 days.
And he just finally got around to watching a bills game with his kids who are
also going to be most. It's going to be most of the season, right?
Yeah. He's got some sort of football season.
Where was he going to watch these games?
If not staying home with the kids?
I may not be at a bar, but I've still neglected them the last 17 weeks.
Look, I'm gonna be a better person in increments.
Sorry, I can't do it all at once.
Give me a break here.
I'm sober, but there's still a lot to deal with.
All right, I want to switch gears because I appreciate people who are sending me notes.
Hopefully, Mike, you're getting notes too.
People are saying, yes, check out this.
Check out that.
Definitely, that's very helpful.
There's a guy named Steve Guitar, who sent me a message.
He said, my friend, this might be something for you to consider checking out on who are
these socials.
This guy is a guitar virtuoso.
And the further you go down his rabbit hole, you learn he posts creepy replies to porn
on Reddit.
And it's just an all around weird guy.
Perfect.
Yeah, I know.
That's what I'm just like ding, ding, ding, yes.
You understand the show format.
Very good.
Let's start off because Mike, I never talk about it, but I play guitar
Really? Yeah, I know. I never try getting into like a band or something
I actually am in a couple of bands
I tell them and buzzmires. I know I should talk about it more often obviously you're a humble guy
All right, so I want to start off by playing you this guy's guitar playing now
I want to start off by playing you this guy's guitar playing now I want to warn you that he's playing this song on electric guitar and it's not meant for an electric guitar
So maybe it's not as good as it could be but check this out
This is supposed to be played on the Spanish classical guitar, but I'm doing that in an electric. I'll be letting you enjoy this.
Let's do this. I wish he'd post the tabs to this too.
My friends, you put your tire water set that one.
Who's that singer?
I mean, I could do this right. This is just slapping the keys pretty much
Like you would somehow sound better than this you can't possibly sound worse than this
Like he doesn't make it started I was like this might not work because I don't know guitar enough to create this guy
Jesus Christ
This guy can't play guitar and his guitar is not in tune.
If I handed you on the guitar,
it was at least a dude.
It would sound way better than this.
And he's got all these videos on his YouTube channel,
unless you think you just put out that one as a goof.
Here's the first one I saw.
And this is a song that lasts about 10 minutes,
while I'll spare you some of those minutes, trust me. The name of this video is Gamma Ray Rebellion in Dreamland Cover, hashtag guitarist.
This is one of his covers that he's doing.
This is the original.
I know mods.
I want to just get it.
Yeah. Let me know what you've had it down. Let me do it under tap on the side.
Oh, I'm allowed to sit there.
You got it.
I feel like you're on the right track right now.
I'm flying my project.
Are we good?
We good here.
I think we're good, right?
You get it?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm gonna tap on this one. I'm allowed to sit there. You got it. I feel like, you got a trigger right now.
I'm flying my project.
We good?
We good here.
I think we're good, right?
You get it?
I think we're ready.
All right.
So I know, I, so like, I think every week we've figured out more and more like what we want
to show to be format wise and everything.
But I feel like this guy might be the best example in the sense that what I want to do is
tell people like, get the fuck off the internet.
You shouldn't be posting your guitar videos if you're this bad.
Correct.
That should be the main, the focal point of the show, I think.
Yes.
That is correct.
So I found him on Reddit because as Steve guitar told me, he's got some weird stuff going
on Reddit.
So I was checking out some of his posts.
And there was this one that's in the subreddit body
perfection.
And I'm not going to show you guys we're on YouTube,
but there's a topless girl.
I'm there.
And he writes back, oh yes, kissy face.
I was hoping for that voice.
No, he goes, oh, because I will make you moan and scream like a guitar
why I play with your body.
And then she writes back a kissy face
and he writes,
that me when we are alone.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's like, dude, it's proofread or shit
if you're gonna hit on these girls.
This is the one though I want to read to you.
There's no way I'm going to get through this.
This is a very difficult one to read because the grammar is brutal.
But if I could just say real quick, though, he said that girl would sound like him
playing a guitar.
Is he going to slaughter?
That doesn't sound appetizing if I'm that young lady.
Oh, man.
So there's a subreddit called curvy. Now I bet you can guess what that is.
I have a feeling.
Curvy is a word used on the internet
that actually means fat and sometimes obese.
Right.
And so I watched this little video
that this guy's commenting on.
And this is a very big woman.
And she's got a tight shirt on because there's no such thing
as not a tight shirt on this woman.
And she decides to pull it up and let her
enormous boobs out one of the time.
And I know you sounded excited there for a second,
but the boobs match her body type.
It's not one of these like, oh well,
at least she has big boobs.
She's like, damn.
Yeah, I didn't think it through. Yeah. It's, I don't know what would
smell worse on this woman or crotch or under either boobs. But this guy is excited about
it. So he says, I'm going to try my best. I'm just going to try one word at a time, Carl.
You can do this. I bet I'm not the only guy that try to get you to meet
me halfway. This is a song in my heart. Your tits is so big. Make every guy meet me
18. Make every guy wish they had a chance. Baby, you know, if I had a chance, I would kiss you and touch you, put you on
the bed. Make you think about only me. While we go up and down in the bed, make you scream
like usher do, we could be trade places. See what would you do if I was the one in your
head? You want, by the way, these are all periods. These are all
side, it's separate sentences. Is he from another land? Another land. You want speed. You
want me to call you goddess, then you need to earn it. Because when I'm done with you,
this is taking a turn because when I'm done with you, you would call me the sex god. Oh,
let me end this with a little something.
Baby, you may think I just want to use you like my cum dumpers.
I would do that if you respect me right.
Love me as a person.
This song would be in your head all night and day.
That you would be thinking about it.
If you're not the one, let me know now, because I want love, I'm the love song, talker, baby.
My first bit of advice for this man is,
make these posts and your guitar posts from a separate account.
So people don't know it's you.
There isn't a separate account, but I was able to find it pretty easily.
It wasn't difficult to find. difficult to find the name a little bit
Again, it goes back to like that dick pic to a stranger like what is the bad again for John these types of posts when these thirsty thoughts
Are put one of this is not even a thought but when they're these thirsty girls are posting shit on Reddit
Do they do you think that they're going through and going now if somebody comes up with something really sensual?
I will DM them. I will say though, at least he's shooting, whoa, you know,
it seems like he's shooting in the, in the, that's true. Yeah. Someone that might be
wooed by this. Yeah, if he saw this girl, the mall, this, yeah, this actually might be a love
connection. That's a good point. By the way, I give myself a B minus on that read. I was that was pretty good
That's fair. Yeah, more than passing
I was hoping I was hoping for the sexy voice, but that's all right. Oh, yeah, I forgot this
I was just so struggling to try to make sense of that
paragraph that I couldn't do both unfortunately
That's if you didn't play me the first video where I could hear him speak English
I'd be like Carl this is mean obviously that the person's first language
One more thing I want to get well come more things I want to get to here What You can say all those magical things that come from the heart
You can say the darkest things, you can always say it's what they want to
I forgot to long that.
I know.
I gotta cut that out.
I was thinking about that today too.
I'm like, I gotta make a shorter version of the kids saying the darn disthin' song.
All right, so we have a post here from Nick Adams, Alpha Mal.
And, do you want to explain to this as?
Before we over, this is a real guy.
I've made sure of it.
Yeah.
Thank you for doing that.
He's a writer, he's a big Trump guy,
he's the type of guy in his bio,
he puts like Maggun Trump and all that type of shit.
Right.
So a real hard-o, political right-leaning guy.
And he tweets out back on January 13th.
Now, the context of this is that M&Ms
has just put out a new package of M&Ms
that just features the female M&Ms.
Yes, there's only three dollars.
Yeah, I got her bit.
There's only three dollars a minute.
I always preferred the males to be honest, but.
So he writes, I was at a bodega this morning
when I saw a small boy ask his mother for some candy.
As I saw her hand reach for a package of M&Ms,
I cried out and left my place in line to
stop her.
Once I informed her M&M's had gone woke, she thanked me for profusely and opted for a
twix instead.
It's not even kids saying the darts things that I think about it.
But there's a way to show me.
A lot of the comments pointed out they're owned by the same company.
Right, it's Mario's
Mars candy. I saw a really funny Babylon B headline
I said second graders suspended for misgendering in M&M and it just
I'm just a very sad kid at the touch of the yeah, obviously the M&M gender thing is silly
But they're doing it because of guys like this they're doing it because people talk about it
He's giving them free
advertising. Correct. Yes.
They're clear lies of him saving the poor kid in the line at the bodega. Could you imagine this woman going,
oh my god, thank Christ you're here today. Thank you. I'm almost bought M&M's holy shit are you my guardian angel did I just beat my
guard oh wait he floated away where did he go I'm picturing her going to shake
his hand and him saying hey just doing my civic duty everybody everybody gets
one and then you have another's that man it's my hero is who it is you have
another tweet that you sent over to me.
And this one, this one, like, I consider all of these Ruth condos, even when they don't involve
kids, but this is just just just a lot for my own style.
Obviously, it's what you mean. Yeah, right. Basically any obvious lie, which journalists are the worst
that and particularly sports journalists, like, there's no one that loves sucking their own dick more than a sports reporter, sports
writer.
So this guy is Chris Fader.
Yes.
Okay.
And he covers the calves and I think the NBA in general as well.
Okay.
So he's a Cleveland guy and he tweets out, chat with Uber driver.
Him.
What brings you here?
Me, basketball, blazers are playing calves him
I hear they're trying to trade for Tim hardaway me. Where did you hear that him all over the internet apparently some guy named Chris Fader in Cleveland reported it me
You don't say
First off you wouldn't say all over the internet if you knew the source material
Exactly if it was if it was fucking Adam Schaefter. Yeah, if it was wouge for an NBA story
You'd know who it was you wouldn't be like
She's what's his name? Oh, yeah, Chris Fader. I know that I love the idea too
That he knows Chris Fader that well, but the guy just got his Uber. He didn't recognize him
I'm excited some guy. God enough Chris I don't know, Chris Fader.
Apparently he's like the best reporter ever.
That's what people are saying on the internet.
So I keep reading everywhere.
Yeah, you know, it's funny though,
I'm a totally separate note.
Guy just walked up to me the other day.
I was like, you know, you know,
you know, who I find ridiculous is a Richard O'Jetta.
I was just like this guy, blind Mike.
You're a really great breakdown of him.
And you went, you don't say, son.
Yeah.
You was going to have that with you don't say.
And you walk around, you walk away modestly.
Yeah.
You know, you don't just start signing autographs right there.
You just go, that's awesome.
Thanks for the, I wink at the camera.
All right.
I wasn't, well, I'm going to play this just because it just came out and now's my chance to play it.
Chad Zumaak is going off about
double con February 3rd and 4th at VTPLive.com for tickets.
Now, the problem with our friend Chad,
someone posted this in subreddit,
and that's why I'm playing this for you
on who are these socials.
See what I did there?
Mike.
Yes.
Nice tie.
There's a tie in here.
Really shoe horning.
This is the deadlocked.
This is the deadlocked anonymous subreddit.
And the thing about Chad is that he's been going off on how this whole show is going
to be a failure and no one wants to go to Rochester and it's all going to suck,
and he can't wait for it to suck.
And the problem with Chan is that he pretends to be authentic
and he talks about how everyone else is trying
to create a narrative,
and he's the only one spitting facts and telling the truth.
But then he's constantly saying shit
that goes against all the other shit
that he already said.
I think I've set this up enough.
I know you like to rip off people's content.
Like, look what we're doing Anthony.
It's like, October.
Hey, he's so out of breath.
He's obsessed with you and Anthony.
He's like very upset.
I gotta say, I know you were an open Anthony fan.
It's very cool that you have a relationship with Anthony.
He seems to like your show.
But like, Anthony does your promotes, went out of his way to be like, Hey, who are
these podcasts as a good podcast?
Right.
You weren't tapping Anthony on the shoulder.
Like, can I be part of your world, please?
It's the reason the session that you had.
Even if that was my strategy and it wasn't, but even if my strategy was, I would have
started a podcast and then two and a half years in, I'm going to get the attention of
Anthony Kubia.
And he's going gonna make me a star
That would be very impressive
What you're like what an asshole you are
Yes, it's easy to do but it's not what I was sent out to do by any means but anyway
Here's your auntie's credit. I watched the thing you did with Chad a little while back where he's like
Chad my name doesn't carry the weight you think it does.
I know.
People think I'm a fucking racist alcoholic.
Yeah.
Carl, listen, you're listening now.
I know you like to rip off people's content.
Like, look what we're doing Anthony.
It's like, it's like, October.
Hey, Eric, Nagle, look, we're just like you guys, except
Shitty.
If you want, he's got me there ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Picture this. Remember, open at least, Jacktober? That, but way worse.
Like an amateur version of that. What do you think?
I won't say take it. I won't say elevator pitch because I've been calling out my card if you guys accept shittier.
If you want me at that dabble con, fly me the fuck out there.
All right, first off. Did you want him there?
Nobody wants you around.
I don't care if you come.
But I'm not like, oh, I got it.
Wish I could hang out with Chad Zumak.
That'd be so much fun.
Now I gotta, no, it's not in my fucking dive.
I gotta fly him out to Rochester.
Okay.
All right, you know what?
I've been thinking about a crow.
I'll go to 50,000.
You tried.
You tried, you're stuck with me in five. You know what, Mike? I'll give you 60,000. You can try. You're stuck with me in the end.
Fibed.
You know what, Mike?
I'll give you 60,000 to come.
All right.
How about that?
I've played this perfectly.
Nailed it.
Fly me out.
I will sit front row and watch your magic.
Front row is sold out.
All right.
We sold out front row a while ago.
I wonder if it goes, oh, you want me there?
So bad.
Why don't you fly me out? Wine and Dimey get me in the front row?
Like wait, what why am I doing this?
This is a response to no one wanting him.
No, this makes sense. And also it's a very winded
Chad Zumak. This is from his podcast.
This isn't like a livestream or he's being a lunatic in his neighborhood.
This is sitting down. It's called sit down zoom out so I assume,
but I don't know.
He's very tired.
Talk about me right in front of my face.
You won't.
You won't.
Put me at the front table with your ugly wife
and let me out of sit back.
I'll start drinking again.
So I want to.
Sir, my wife is part of the show.
She's from the jingles department
She doesn't sit in the audience with you money on stage, buddy
How much of an asshole and I have to be to be like all right now listen you're sitting next to Chad Zubak
Listen, he requested I'm sorry my hands are tied here
We have to put you in the back can wanted it that way. I mean I'll just sit back. I'll start drinking again
So I want to enjoy the show.
Well, look at that threat.
I'll start drinking again.
Now we realize what it is.
It's that it's already, it's already been drinking.
You're going to do exactly what Christine Frank did in Orlando.
Tell the GM, call her multiple times.
We can't let them in.
You seriously can't let them in.
Not true Chad, you can come in.
I'm telling you, buy a ticket, fly here, drive here,
whatever you got to do, you are welcome to come to Dabblecom.
All right.
I respect that, but also it's like,
yeah, this guy that's threatening the event,
they won't allow me in.
Well, that's the whole thing.
Chad has done stand-up for a while,
at least attempted to.
He knows that hecklers are disruptive
and that will get you kicked out of the club for being a Heckler.
And Chad's going, I'll sit in the front row and tell you fucking suck. Like, well, you can do that. You won't be there very long.
It's not just loudly booing. Why do they have me?
Dave's troops like, what the fuck? Who is this woman? He's like, I don't even get these demands from the Wayne's brothers.
You do from birth crusher though, because because I know that births also told club owners
and not what's shed in.
It's a very topical reference of the Wayne's brothers.
That's not the wrong over the place.
You know the hottest guys in Santa Cavanese,
the Wayne's brothers.
Come and do a chuckle hot near you, the Wayne's brothers.
He's like, I don't even get these demands from the way it's
brothers. That's not a good sign by the way if Dave Shroop goes who is this person? Probably not
the headliner you think you are. I thought you were going to get new equipment in 2023 for your
podcast. Yeah this looks like shit. It's upstairs. Why do you want to go to this show so badly? It sounds horrible.
I don't want to listen to this.
I don't even know who the guy is.
When Dave Schrupp's like, who is this person?
You're probably not the draw that you think you are.
What an idiot, I was at that show, was packed.
He goes, yeah, these idiots, they think the people
want to come out and see the perform.
You're probably not even that good at getting people to come out that already happened chat
People are also yeah, I mean most podcasts with zero listeners have a guy this angry looking into a camera and huffing and puffing about them
Oh, he's just constantly winning. He I mean
Just following the footsteps of Charlie Sheen
and that added very well for him.
So, good job Chad.
He really should take this on the road.
Actually, the man of everyone, but I don't care tour.
Certainly.
Just get up there.
I'm gonna say, I don't even fucking care.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't fucking feel greeno.
Quidd's a comedy.
I don't know what that's, fuck, Bill Greino. Clips of comedy.
I don't know that. I don't see that.
Can I tell you something? Maybe you've maybe you've touched on this before, but
I think it's weird that he's giving the reaction. We thought like stuttering John was going to give about devil con.
Right.
Like he seems really worked up about devil con when it has nothing to do with.
Well, it's going to have more and more to do with them every day that goes by when he's making videos like this
We put up like this like I'm gonna be forced to just talk about Chad Zubak the entire time
Which is fine? I don't know. Is he jealous?
It's not Chad Conner's I don't understand the reaction to dabblecon specifically like if he was reacting to you
Shitting on him. That's one thing, but he seems obsessed with dabblecon for some reason
Chad Con is actually happening in September.
Funny you should bring that up.
That will be in Tampa.
Oh, thanks.
Well, we'll be doing that in Tampa Bay.
And by the way, Chad's not allowed there.
I'm already told the club owner.
He's clapping.
That's good news.
I am kidding.
Please clap.
All right.
Do you want to hear some voice mails real quick?
People have been giving us some feedback, some, some info and I know you're policy.
You're like, fuck anyone who wants to do this show.
I do think it's my way.
But I like to listen to what people have to say.
I don't know what people think about this show, Mike.
The comments never get to me.
That's for sure.
All right, let's check it out.
Hey Carl, this is for WATS.
When you do your like briefie comment orplets, it kind of sounds like triple H in the mid-2000s.
Here you go.
You are so pretty.
I don't know if you follow wrestling and all that family, you sound exactly like ass
fitting.
Fuck off.
Bye.
Oh, I actually do a very good triple H.
Check this out.
Oh, yeah.
I'm triple H brother.
Watch out for me.
I'm triple H.
How did we get him on?
Is that you triple H?
No, no, the back bike's on.
Sorry.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I call you, Mr.
I guess I'm crazy impression.
I don't remember this in the same room
with the same diver, sorry, I said.
Man, Mike Tyson was here a couple weeks ago.
We get big guests.
Now I feel like I let this guy down because I didn't do the creepy voice on the second
post.
You want to solve damage?
Yeah, right.
Carl, name from Flint, Michigan.
Hey, don't talk about people ripping off your show like Cardiff and Vinnie.
And don't talk about romcoms that don't break new ground when you're literally doing what the boys at ROTC do when they break down and make fun of
shitty romcom trailers before the movie has been released. So you just wait till
they hear about this. Well I bad news for you those boys have gone over to rumble
we're still on YouTube so we can take over their
act.
We're never find out about it.
We're stealing their entire act and there's nothing they can do about it.
We're talking politics and Brendan shop, just as I always hope.
W-A-T-S-1, R-O-T-C-0.
All right.
Carl, I have to call back i'm sorry
he had to have a good time with the episode
i sent him that fucking pizza hot pizza
it's a classic mean
none pizza with left beef
and oh boy did he ever own me by making a dank dank food hack out of it
by the way i'm sorry to set that up correctly so we did the uh...
king cobra kf s r kf s By the way, I'm sorry, I didn't set that up correctly. So we did the King Cobra KFS, right?
KFS, yeah.
KFS.
And people love that guy.
I got a lot of positive feedback about that.
People like she sent me other TikTok channels
that just feature videos of him
and I was going through some of that,
I thought maybe I'd bring it.
We'll talk about him again,
because people love that.
He's fascinating.
Good, good, good.
But this is incredible, Mike,
because we reviewed the video
where he was delivered that shitty pizza pizza
and turned it into a delicious treat.
Yes.
And this is the guy, is this actually the guy that sent us to?
This guy who sent him that, because as soon as he saw
that we were featuring him, he's like,
oh, this is awesome.
He called me, he's like, this is awesome.
I hope you guys are doing this.
Then he called me back and goes, holy shit.
This is actually the video so we start again now that
I remember I have to call back I'm sorry I wasn't done with the episode I sent him that
fucking pizza hot pizza it's a classic mean non pizza with less beef and oh boy did
he ever own me by making a dank dank food hack out of it? He does own my sorry troll life. All right
Go fuck yourself. Don't call me back. Yeah, the other high-to-blind Mike. I guess. Oh
What was that?
Tonight I guess all right one more
Cockeroo Carl Reese with a spoon to ten
Cook a rude Carl Reese with the spoons at 10
Here if that's true was that make Vic a negative fix
That math checks out yes interesting Oh, what are we gonna do to bait between whether Reese with the spoons a nine and a half or a ten?
I will whatever well I guess into this guy if if he's saying Reese with their spoons like an eight that would make Vic even lower
So it's argument doesn't really work. Yeah, actually that's a good point, too
Maybe the math doesn't check out of that. I just liked calling Vic a negative six. That's what I was into
All right
Adam Thurough would down at nine and I at least he's explaining the visuals
I'm sorry guys when I was playing that tick-tock video of the girl cutting in line
I forgot to pull that up on the feed
Maybe if I got some more people super chatting,
I could afford a producer over here for the show.
Just saying.
Yeah, maybe if you guys weren't on welfare, huh?
Pre-two pounds or two euros.
Video Carl, ever heard of it?
Oh, okay, well, I guess I should fuck up more.
I see only time people actually decided to give us
somebody on this episode
Unless I'm missing something from from previous
Chats but keep the super chats coming that still the way that we're making money on the show these days
We do have our own RSS feed who are these socials? It's
Almost impossible to find right now. I don't know if it takes a couple weeks
You you could sue us for slander because there's no evidence of it, but...
Right.
But no, we did create that feed. In fact, Mike, didn't you tweet it out if people want to get that into your...
Yeah, I tweet out the RSS feed. It's on my Patreon and everything.
And so on some apps, you can use the RSS feed to search for the link.
So you'll be able to subscribe that way,
but we'll tweet out and post all the Apple and Spotify links
and all that as well.
Who's we?
Can you just do it?
I'm just retweeted.
I'll do it.
Can't do all the blind mic.net is where you find it.
We already plugging your Patreon.
I'm like, where people find our RSS feed?
We have to go to my Patreon and sign up.
I tweeted it out and I said as well.
You could follow me on Twitter. You know, it's for you. We have to go to my Patreon and sign up. I tweeted it out, I said as well. You can follow me on Twitter.
You know, it's all my things, it's my point.
People should go to your Patreon.
patreon.com slash blind mic.
Thank you.
And if they don't want to give you money right now,
maybe maybe they're still feeling things out.
They're not sure.
If that's the case, people can go to blindmike.net
and that's your link tree, all the things
that you're doing the blind
mic project, why you're laughing, who are these socials? Eventually it's all that.
We'll be on there when there are links to post. Chef Lewis for a doubt and I can't wait for the
Blind Mic live show 2023. Are you doing a live show? No, we'll see. I've talked about it, but who knows?
Oh, you're teasing everyone. Yes, if I get to a thousand subscribers, we'll do. I've talked about it, but who knows? Oh, you're teasing everyone.
Yes.
If I get to a thousand subscribers,
you do, we'll do it.
Well, one of those moves.
Yeah.
We call that in the business the shoely.
That's the shoely maneuver.
I learned from the best.
I'm well aware of that.
All right.
And of course, who are these podcasts and the creep off?
Who are these dot com as well as the creep off.coms where we can find my shows and we're going
to continue to put this out on the who are these podcasts RSS feed until it's a lot easier
to find us on our own RSS feed.
Someone did point out by the way that it's ironic that you can't see the podcasts that
I'm on.
Maybe it's all a business strategy of mine that we've got cooking. Wait, what do you mean you can't see the podcast that I'm on. Maybe it's all a business strategy of mine that we've got cooking.
Wait, what do you mean you can't see the podcast
that you're on?
The art is so high size serious saying.
Thought you might be the video version.
I'm like, what do the fuck do you think we're doing right now?
I guess all.
We're going to miss folks, goodbye.
But my can no idea that we were doing a video
this all the time.
Twice it was underwear right now.
I was like, oh shit, we're on YouTube.
It would be great.
You said people like Super chat and we fuck up
It would be great if we just completely jump the shark and like our cameras are off every week
It's like oops
Yeah, oh wow. Oh figure this out one of these days guys. I'll I'll become a professional podcast or a swear
All right, Mike. How do we yes? Oh you do the sign off?
All right guys, see you never.
Who are these socials?
It's a disoddy spot, so you're like, whoa!
Who are these socials?
I'm the one who should apologize.
Folks, what you were about to see is real.
With Carl, okay, we got it.
And I'm Michael from the Farmer.
W-A-T-S. And blind my
West chance for David Chandler to join the chat last chance. Let's call. Let's call. All right, bye guys