Who Are These Podcasts? - WATS - Ep08 - Put The Ranch Down

Episode Date: January 27, 2023

We have our own feed now! This will be the last episode posted on the WATP feed, please subscribe to Who Are These Socials wherever you listen to podcasts. This week we start with TikToker Baylen Dupree, she has a condition that causes her to yell out hilarious catch phrases. Also, Wings of Redemption thinks that tweens are whores, Julia Fox and Alec Baldwin are doing more harm than good on social media, a Googler shows off her amazing amenities at work, a female sports reporter proves it's hard to be a woman in that business, plus much more.  You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, so I realize this is not your AMA, but how do blind people wipe like I want to for all please clear this up for us because I'm I want to know You have to lick the toilet paper to test it out Yeah, you're like hmm still a little bit of my clean Well that answers that question very good in that case Still a little bit of my... I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you.

I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you.

I'm not a fan of you.S, the show thousands of people come to to earn the age old question what's the deal with social media. If you can find a show, then those more about social media, I'll let Chad Zumak spin the bottle with Jenny Jingles. I'm your host, Carl Hamburger. With me as always is Mike Geary, aka Blind Mike. What's up, Mike? What's up, everybody? And I just want everyone to know before Carl gets in trouble. On this podcast, when Carl refers to a woman as a doey whore, he's just being descriptive for me, his pal. He's helping me out. That's, I always think of you as I'm doing WATP now. And I appreciate it.

Yes. Because a lot of us could just Google image search, but not my body mic. So what I ever know. I want to explain to him. Now Mike, some people are saying that I won't read superchets. Those people are dumber than Tony Michaels explaining how funnels work.

I will read every superchat that comes in. In fact, we might even get to them early today. So if people who like to superchat early out of the show, we will take an early break to read your superchets. I know you have a lot of things to say to Mike and myself. We're happy to check those out. That's good. I've heard those rumors that you want some happy.

You're going to put those to rest today. Yeah, well, it's about time. I put some of these rumors to rest because that's the problem with the internet. It's enough propaganda. It's all these rumors that go around. You know what's great about the internet, though, is TikTok. Who are these TikTokists? Who are these TikTokists?

Who are these TikTokists? Who are these take the case who are these take the case who are these take the case who are these take the case now I want to start off with Balan de Prie now this is a tiktaker that brand-on from the Drew and Mike show turned me on to god bless the Drew and Mike show because I have between Brand-on and Drew Lane they are sending me tons of content to review on who are these socials. I appreciate their fans of the show. Yeah, this is, this is one, I get maybe since I'm disabled, I'm allowed to laugh at that, but I, I feel bad about this one.

You feel bad about this one? All right, let me explain it to you. I mean, I have to say that a little bit. Oh, okay. Well, I do too. Yeah, it's terrible. I'm, I have to be able to say that a little bit. Oh, okay. I do too. Yeah, it's terrible. I'm not going to laugh at this. This is in case you can't see what we're talking about. People are listening on our, by the way, easy to find. RSS feed down.

If you want to listen to the show. You know what? A podcast run Apple podcasts, but we are now. We're pretty hip. You can help my, do our these socials, wherever you get your podcast. So please subscribe to it there. So if you are listening to the show,

which is a great way to enjoy our content, let me explain to you that this is a young blonde girl with fake eyelashes. She's in, she's in good shape. She's cute. She's probably, I don't know, 20. She's like probably in college or something. And she has Tourette's.

And so she talks about her text because somebody asks, what's something you're sick of having to explain? It's funny because I was just talking about... I was just talking about it. Yeah, we did it before the show. Mike just did an episode of The Blind Mike Project where he said all right

I'll just ask you guys questions some of your questions and of course people I always want to ask like how blind are you And you get really annoyed with the yeah, you're really annoyed with that question for some reason Well, you have to sit on super chat. That's what I'll answer it. I'm not a dancing monkey for you people all right So don't ask Mike how blindy is ask about how does girlfriend is that's what we all want to know That's what we're actually looking for. Yeah, a Rochester 2. I've heard. Oh Shots fired. Okay. All right. So let's check out Balan Dupree talking about her tics Okay, so something I'm sick and tired of explaining Is the fact that I don't take 24 sides.

So when someone has Tourette's they pick up ticks from... You're done. They pick up ticks from their surroundings, their areas, from absolutely anything possible. There is times I do not tick, there is times I can go hours without ticking Um, it just Depends of the time location environment. Um, I usually don't tick in the morning as Upper cut it's usually no way She actually what's crazy she acts these things out too so if you're not watching this

When she says uppercut she's actually giving someone an uppercut she flicks people off a lot That's one of her tics if she's constantly giving double fucking burns to people. It's great If she's constantly giving double fucking birds to people, it's great. Tourettes has to be the most hilarious of all the diseases. Oh god damn it's amazing. Is there anything funnier? I don't know, Crohn's disease is a close second, but no I'm going to run Sol-Day with this one. Well it's got to be, that's what I like. This girl's Tourettes because I've always wondered like, why would a disease just make you say,

cocksucker? It doesn't make any sense that you just cursed. Right, yeah, no. Heres makes a little more sense. Tourette's makes her do a lot of things. And by the way, void race. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. All right, back to this video. It's usually not as bad in the morning as it is in the nighttime or during the day or like when I go out. Oh, but when I tend to go out in public,

I tend to wear headphones, right, Eileen? Yes. And that helps my tics. Oh, in your mom. He he he he he. I tend to wear headphones to help me in public places because anything to do with music helps my tics. All right, so that's just an introduction to our friend, Bailyn.

Listen to me, so how long, like if you were dating this girl, how long before it went from hilarious to like Jesus Christ? I think enough with the text. I think I would get sick with there in the same amount of time I get sick with every girl I've ever dated. So, there's nothing to do with the text on this one. Just being honest. Alright, let's find out where the ticks come from? So a lot of my ticks double fucks come from a lot of Like places environments conversations that people.

Fuck you, Connor. Come from a lot of different places. A lot of different people. Music can come from music, it can come from conversations, it can come from the way someone walks to the way that someone's having a conversation in front of me at the store. Oh! You're done. You're done. Want it up?

But it's a lot of them necessarily just come from like things I watch like TikTok. So. Yes. All right, so the government wants to ban tiktok this might be Some evidence that you might want to use yeah, it's congressman. I show you exhibit here Yeah, if you want a bad tiktok. Yeah, I know Chinese are spying on us. So that's gonna be our downfall But also it's causing this woman to have these ticks where she flicks us off not stop and

It's causing this woman to have these ticks where she flicks us off, not stop. And Mike, I don't have this video, but her parents come on at a certain point. And apparently a lot of her videos, they've taken the audio out because she swears so much. So tick tock for whatever reason. Well, while some swearing, but not too much. So her parents come on and go, listen, you know, we're being censored here, our daughter's being censored, but it's an affliction, like she can't help it.

That is the greatest canceled culture argument ever. Yeah, right. So, come dumpster, come dumpster. So anyway, for some reason, people have a problem with me. Shit pie, shit pie. Andrew, this is a hack, I'm sure this is a hack Tourette's take, but like she can just get away

with insulting people. That right. That is, that is pretty hack. You fuck, you bitch. You bitch, fuck. You dumb bitch. You bitch. Any valentino.

How did you notice? $5. I'm sorry, what's that, Mike? I was just going into a sign felt bit about Tourette's name. I was observing things about it. All right, here's a makeup tutorial. Now, one of the things about this woman I want to point out is that she has fake eyelashes.

I think I mentioned that already. And they look terrible. It is ridiculous. Descriptive again, I appreciate it. When their groomed okay, it's all right, but sometimes they're like, atrocious. It's hilarious. She was lovely. I'm legitimately wondering because I'm like, I don't think I'd get sick of it.

Honestly, if she was at Kami at the Carlson this weekend, I would go every night. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I am there. This is amazing. There are times you'd probably have to put your headphones on just to take a break. Sure. But I'm not like, it'll be my treat. This is a man's name. You'd probably have to put your headphones on just to take a break. Sure. But I'm not like it would be my treat. She's fucking people off again. Well, I need to brush my lashes.

I need to brush my lashes. Yeah. Put your mom said. He said that can't be Tourette's. Booty all. Booty all. They're so pretty. I just got them done yesterday.

No, today. I got them done today. Titties. Titties fuck you. Titties fuck you. I'm like, titties. You talk to me. Titties fuck you. Unless you're a Zulf, I pass out on the plane and you're done. You're done.

Sure. Sure. But, just I need that. Hope you guys have a good day. She's getting on an airplane to go to Miami after this. Could you imagine saying next to this girl on an airplane? How much fun I would do. Oh god. No, fuck you, cunt.

No, no, no, don't fuck me. Fuck you. Just watching how angry everyone else gets. But there is a thing with her like, it's like, all right, lady. Having Tourette's doesn't allow like to just be a weirdo. Stop brushing your eyelashes. What the fuck you do? That's true.

That's true. That's not the only quirk that she has. I'll give you that. This is her talking about her bronzer. Now, Mike, you might want to take some tips on this. You're looking at a little pale these days. I know. I'm in the Northeast too.

The sun doesn't come out very often. I get it. Except for February 3rd and 4th in Rochester, that'll be beautiful and sunny. It's the best weekend of the year, right here. For Devilcat, yeah, w-a-t-p-l-i-b-dot-cot, for tickets. All right, let's get some bronzer tutorials here. Okay, so I usually don't go through my comments,

but this is the thing I use. It's called Nano Bronze. I got it from your mom. I need you to put the ranch down, pale bitch. Um, it's bronzing drops. It's one of my friends saying, I need you to put the ranch down. That's like a fucking getter done. Or here's your side. I'm like, yeah, put the ranch down. Hey, it's so much better than Alonzo hamburger Jones. You never know when it's coming.

Right. It's not just the punchline. It just sneaks in there. I love it. So you mixed with like your moist riser. I don't know how much it was, but it's a lot cheaper than the elephant drop. So yeah, yeah, fuck you up. Yeah. She's amazing.

All right. Let's get an update on her life. All right, because I want to know what's doing. How is she doing? How are things going? She seems to be a big tick tock star. I know she is going to college. What's new in her world? Hey guys, so I'm gonna get ready to go to bed, but I'm also gonna try to fuck you up. I'm also going to try to double-hate to tell you guys kind of what's going on in my life.

Okay, to start off, ew! Fuck Colin. I have a boyfriend, his name's Colin. We've been dating for about two months. Woohoo! Wipe it up! Fuck you up?

On top of that, I no longer go to WVU anymore, no longer a student there, but... WVU, that's West Virginia University, I would imagine. I believe so, yes. Yeah, all right, well that explains how that's all right. We'll make it more sense now. Fuck off, you're done. You're done. Fuck off, that's a right, make it more sense now. Fuck off. You're done. You're done. That's a story in itself.

By the way, as we're watching these, I'm falling in love. I just want to let you know that. You've got competition because I think she's just a delight. I know, she's amazing. But you know, here's another thing I love about her. Yeah. Because it seems like fuck you up is one of her ticks, right? Sure. But she says, like in there, she goes. Because it seems like fuck you up is one of her texts, right? Sure.

But she says, like in there she goes, I'm going to fuck you up. I'm also going to. It's a good one. You meant that. Yeah. She's like, that wasn't a tech. I don't like you.

So I currently just got back from Miami. I would love to date her because if we got into a fight, like, honey, you don't mean that. No, no, that would have been down. No, that's another tech. You don't mean that at all. I think Carl keeps convincing us. We get it.

You like her. We believe you. Carl, you're a racist. You don't mean that. No, that's not what it might take. No, it is. You can say that a lot lately. It's definitely.

No, I left it on in the podcast reviews Cardiff's gonna read it next week You're done Cut it off Put the ranch down. Yeah Okay Whatever that was sorry about Um, are you though? What? These are all edited by the way. She edits these things out. So she loves leaving

it all these texts. She's like, Oh, whoops. She's a pretty that's. Yeah, she knows the money maker. Also, I should point out, underneath this video, it says, my other socials YouTube,an.duPri insta bail and underscored to pre and she got a snap to and that's because Tiktok is taking the audio out of some of these videos because of all the swearing that's going on fight censorship folks Right. Yes. Go to YouTube if you want to fight censorship smart Do when this chick's out to rumble I'm all in just see it now Next week you guys are gonna tune in me and Carl are gonna be wearing the Hide the Ranch T-shirts.

I think it's put the ranch down. I put it in the ranch. I put it in the ranch. He's like, oh, it was cheaper. It's close enough. I got it from China. I'm starting YouTube with Colin. I have a YouTube channel now. You can go subscribe to it. I'll put it below.

I also have every other social media that I can link because that's kind of where you can find me because my videos keep being muted and taken down on TikTok. So I'm gonna try to fuck your mom. One of them! You are. I can see the Chinese people being so confused about this. Let me do it a second.

So what was it? Fuck our mom now, what a- Is she their leader? I don't understand. Holy shit, Jerry Winters, who I think is deceased for a year and a half now with two dollars Thanks Jerry winners. I appreciate it. I get you get back to this because it's getting fun I'm going to try to expand my horizon here. I

Don't know how to edit videos. Okay Very bad at that. Don't you worry. Ew! Fall rubbed two brain cells together to figure that out. Yeah. Fuck you and fuck your mom. So that'll be fun. I know longer go to WVU. I don't know if I brought that up. I completely forgot, but I know longer in the school. So that's cool. That's a video on itself, but that's whatever. You're done. I'm emotionally invested in this girl. Me too. But, should we just rename this show the Baylor Dupri watch along I'm like, I need listen. You're gonna want to get you degree You know like do whatever you want after school, but you're gonna want to finish that

I have to tell you and this is not a good thing But do you want to think of the buzz we're watching this is I'm not letting this girls mouth anywhere near my dick That seems like a very bad idea Oh, that's an interesting point. Oh Trust me, I'm thinking about it right now Fuck your diet coke Top of that go to the dentist from a 10 a.m. Let you guys know how well it goes. Oh, no, the test is taking a delta. I take out that.

Oh, no. A nine finger dentist. No. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm sure it'll be all good. Later, I can already picture later.

I want to be going, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, and my girlfriend's going to be like, what's that? I'm like, you wouldn't get it. Nothing. Hey, put the Ratchdown bitch. It really wouldn't be. You wouldn't get it. It's between me and my buddy, Garald. You understand. All right, this is my far, my favorite bed.

Okay, so what do we get when we multiply a negative number? Dictates. Okay, so what do we get when we multiply a negative number? Dictates! When we multiply a negative number by another negative... Shit! At home! Excuse me. If we apply what we've just learned, we see that all negatives can... BOOGE BULLS, BLOODY VADGINAL BELCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that negative numbers. Tap on. Tap on. Dixit. It's not that different. It's not different at all.

It's why it's all right. That all episode about having Jurassic a whole areas that is. So honestly, I'm going to move on, but Baylon Dupri, I think we should come back to in a future episode. What the ranch down folks? The ranch down because I have a

surprise for blind Mike. He doesn't know about this. I always I hope he doesn't. This was a treat that came in from our friend, Adam Thoreau, friend of the show. He's done so much for WTPI. I met him in New York. We had our live show in New York. And once again, coming up big, we get a shout out from the one the only King

Cobra J.F.S. Sean to blind Mike and Carl Hamburger huh that's an interesting name. It sure is. King Cobra. King Cobra just called my name out. Oh, Carl, I have a little weirdo But also blind Mike doesn't strike you as on Why do I get well your favorite fuck?

You're kind of famous though, so sure. I'm gonna let that one uh, let that one slide. All right real quick I will read to Berchett who are these I will read to Berchett All right, so uh ten dollars Canadian out Canadian. Yeah. Yeah. I'll read it anyway. You won't read this super chat I downloaded a bunch of the ice it tells you for Christmas and I've enjoyed the music. I'm particularly fond of Nacho over a chiever. BAAANino, if this chick has to rest, then Suttering John is an actual stutterer. All right. So he's not buying it up. No, I've got featured on some morning show or something. She was, she's, she's out there. I think it's real. Yeah. And if the local news reports it, it's definitely real. But I do, I believe, I believe it because who would think

like put the ranch down and the shit she was saying? I thought you wouldn't do that. I think you'd get creative after a while, when a meal after you said, Smelly Cunt, if you said that a few times, you'd be like, I gotta call it something else, I guess. I think she's a brilliant creator, no matter what she is.

I agree with you on that. All right. You sent me an Instagram video from a woman named Sharon Johnson. Should I know who that is? I don't think so, although she doesn't have a lot of followers, but it seems to be in kind of the, I don't know, motivational space. I noticed this video had a lot of likes on it.

So yeah, so I guess it's about body positivity and feeling good about yourself, I suppose. And there's a thing where that fat people do online that I don't like as a fellow fatty, because you, as I've said before, you should feel some form of shame. Correct. Yeah. Which would motivate you to not be like, you're not as healthy as you could be. You should try and do better. Dennis Michaels, who I can't thank Dennis Michaels enough for what he does for the show. Five dollars.

Pady Seacups is dropping a zoom out video on YouTube tonight. Looks like you got some competition. I'll fucking compete with Pady Seacups. I think he's getting in a zoom out. Yeah. He is. Yes. He's been talking about it for a while. Double burst. We're going to team up. I'll be like, ah, screw blind Mike. I got Patty Seacops now. Go host my new show. Who are these zoox Patrick Michael ruined everything for me. All right. Let's check this out with Sharon Johnson

on Instagram. So my three-year-old told me I was fat yesterday and for the first time since acquiring this new shape of mine, I actually felt gorgeous. I was getting ready for the day. I had her on the countertop in the bathroom. She was facing me and I was leaning over doing my makeup. And as I put on my mascara, she started squishing my belly. And I said, hey, what are you doing there?

Playing with my big belly. And she said, mom, it isn't a big belly. It's a fat belly. You have a fat belly. I like this kid. Yes, so much kids hilarious. We're oh no. It's a disgusting. Well, if this is a disgusting piece of flesh,

she's what I'm feeling. Yeah. What's what's her Instagram? I want to look that up. She's funny. Yeah. Let it squishy. That I can cuddle with it. It's just so beautiful. And I want it. And she wrapped her arms around it and buried her face into my belly. And in that moment I felt like a goddess. I felt gorgeous because you know who doesn't lie about

things that they love three-year-olds. You know who is completely untainted within the beauty standards of the world? Three-year-olds. You know who doesn't equate with that being bad like the rest of the world? Three-year-olds. That baby girl loves every inch of this soft, squishy, fat body. And you know what? She's starting to convince me that maybe I do too. Oh no, that looks she gave it to the end too, she's all proud of herself. This is the reverse of my mom says I'm cute. Like you're three year old daughter loves her mom. That's not surprising it, that he's like, oh, hey. My grandma tells me I'm very charming,

but I wish it was an older, more articulate child, because when she said, she said, hey, mom, you've got a fat stomach. And I felt gorgeous. And older kids would have been like, oh, no, that wasn't my intention. I'm saying, you know, what's up in the shape? The treadmill. It was two by the three-year-old isn't also an attritionist because the three-year-old wouldn't point it out. This isn't a healthy weight. We have all this fat. This kid probably knows as much about the risk of obesity and COVID-19 is Anthony Fauci. So I don't know that I would listen to her too much of this one.

I would do calls hot political text. That was too fire for her blind life. I got that one. I just hate how proud of herself she is that her daughter pointed out she's fat, and then she appreciated that about her mom because three-year-olds are dumb. Yeah, that's why she's like that. Yeah, no, I wish I were terribly unhealthy and left me early. I hope when I'm 19, my mom dies of fucking artery clogging.

The three-year-old just sees you as a giant teddy bear at this point. The bigger it is, the better the prize. It's not a good representation of the way you should be. When you're at their high school graduation on a rascal scooter, she's not going to feel the same way. She's like the same compliment for you. That's my job. I'm looking good.

All right. I'm going to transition over to YouTube now. Who are these YouTube videos? Who are these YouTube videos? That's my favorite. Easily my favorite. My favorite singer is so bad. It's the worst. Alright right. Wings of redemption. Do you want to introduce this guy to everybody? So this guy's kind of like the Tom Brady of video game streaming in a sense that in the sense that he's one of the greats and then now when you're watching me, you're kind

of like, come on man, you're still doing this. Like what the fuck? But he made the playoffs. I mean, I can't even be funding top radio. I hate. But I can't always get him. It was pretty rough. But yeah, that's true. But so this guy, Wings of Redemption got you was originally a Twitch streamer and then Twitch started not giving the bang for his buck. So he's moved over to YouTube recently. And he originally got his start, like he was playing Call of Duty,

and that's how he got known. And I don't understand a lot of it, a lot of this world, but basically, he called his shot, Guaranteed a win, lost, and had a major freak out. And the internet has been trolling him ever since, particularly because he freaks out, but he also says, he's a bit of a shock, he says outrageous things.

Well, he does, but I don't think he's trying to be outrageous. No, well, here's him. He's going to say what he's about to say. And then when people call him out for it, he's like, I was being shocking. Oh, well, that sounds like he means it. That's always good. All right, all right. Let's check out this first video here.

I made a point that the new generation of females are whores. With you so far. And that you had to be naive to think that girls, young girls are already having sex. I did say the age of consent should be 12. Oh boy. You guys are dead. You guys are dead.

You guys are dead. Because growing up in high school, I knew girls that were like 12, 13, 14, fucking on the regular. I'm guessing this wasn't the guy who was fucking that because he seems upset about it It seems a little bit upset about these horrors anyway to school He's like, yeah, I mean I knew 12-year-old girls that had sex so that should that means a 36 year old should be able to fuck them if they want to yeah The logic here. He's missing out on something to be able to fuck them if they want to. Yeah, the logic here.

He's missing out on something. It has nothing to do with me being a pedophile. Of course, no, of course not, sir. No, who would want 12 year olds to be able to have sex legally, not pedophiles. That's for sure. Just a rational. I want to suck 12 year olds.

Does not make me a pedophile. Put words in my mouth. I want to tell this guy, if married with children taught me anything is that being top in or in high school doesn't matter. Chin up body. It's okay. You didn't fuck the 14 year old girl. When you were a freshman, it's fine. Move on. Well, there's a lot of that where he's a strange guy like in some ways it seems like he's accepted his lot in life, but in other ways he certainly hasn't. Well, this next one he wants to put things in the context here. Thank God. Because yeah, because if you just watched that video and you heard him saying like it 12

should be the age of consent, you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on? It sounds kind of like he wants to fuck 12 years. Right. Yeah. It's a little outrageous. So all right, let's figure out what he's actually tried to say here. They take everything I say out of context. It's important.

No, I didn't. I didn't speak to 16-year-old girls. Shay was a week away from being 18 and assault queen just turned 17. I don't know. I don't know about that. I mean, it's some places it is. Mike, I had to look this up because when he said that, I was like, what is he talking about? He's in South Carolina and it does appear that 16 is the age in South Carolina. And actually, the majority of states, I was surprised to see this. 16 is a lot. Yeah, a lot. Yeah, I was surprised. The majority though. I think it's more than half. I know.

I didn't know He was right Cuz I'm right over Yeah, right now this shit though. I'm like oh no, maybe is out of something. I already oh no So wouldn't even be considered pedophile in the court of law Even if I did anything close to pedophilia Wow, which I have no intention of ever doing that kind of shit, right? Wow, which I have no intention of ever doing that kind of shit, right? You'll never see a chat log with my username in it talking to girls at age. So we changed his username. Okay. Well, that's smart

Give me points for that. It's gonna work around. Well typically guys that will burst in the law have no intention of using that knowledge for any reason sexually won't happen. Oh, I'll be back that up real quick because that's a funny qualifier that he has. He's like, you won't see me chatting with underage girls. Sexually. Is that age? Sexually. Won't happen.

Well, what else are you talking underage girls about? I don't know, I'll help them with their homework if they're life fine. I want to talk to the community. You know, the usual stuff. Music, politics, crystal-east favor position. You know, the same time, the usual stuff. Music, politics, crystalious favorite position. You know, the same time the teenage girls are powered.

We were talking about to leave a new special. That's cool. Nothing weird. I don't give a fuck on digging holy at this point. I don't care. All right. So I liked any changes this username when he's chatting with girls. And he does, I was he chatting with girls.

He's just like, well, I don't ask them to fuck me. Well, I was chatting with them. Just getting to know them. Well, there's a guy, there's an Eagles fan who's known on YouTube and shit, named EDP, which stands for Edette Pussy. I don't know if you've ever seen him. Sure. But he's been caught by these like YouTube versions

of Tecacher Predator. He got caught like three times in the span of a year and a half or something. So what Wings of Redemption does is like, well, see, I'd be getting arrested. If I was talking to these girls, it's the right. Yeah, just because that guy did. Right. By the way, cyber organic.

Says that wings used to be a host on PKA. Is that true? That's a big show. Pain killer already, I believe. Oh, you know what? I think I may have heard that mentioned in my research. I think you might be right. Oh, shit. I've I think I may have heard that mentioned in my research. I think you might be right.

Oh, shit. I've lost all respect for PKA, but okay. Now our buddy, Wings, is gonna go to some self evaluation. He has low self esteem, Mike. Yeah, I don't know if you know that about him, but he's realistic, I think. Well, yeah, let's see where he thinks he's at. Why is the standard so hot? Because high value is high value. Well, yeah, let's see where you think he's at. Why is the standard so hot because high values, high value, like me personally, I'm not high value.

Like I consider myself like a four, right? Because I'm unhealthy. I got a cute face. But the only thing that like I'm like, if you go by my body alone, I'm a three. But like, where I'm at life, I got my house paid for, I got a pretty good savings account, things like that. I think that knocks me up to a four. So I'm slightly below, below average mail.

All right. I kind of say, I like, I like a guy who's like realistic like that, but then throws in like, we can all agree, I'm a bit of a cutie. I've kind of, I like a guy who's like realistic like that, but then throws in like, we can all agree. I'm a bit of a cutie. I've kind of, I've got an adorable face. The fact that he gives his body a three, is zero, is that not even in the mix here dude, you're so obese, you're so disgusting.

Like what do you mean you're a three? What's closer than you? I don't understand that, but also, let me point out, this kind of talk is playing right into those awful female dating strategy C words hands Because this is the thing that the female dating strategies all about is like what value are you as a man based on this criteria that criteria Look at guys as long as your name isn't veto just Walde you're a catch. All right, so let's stop knocking ourselves. Let the women do this.

We don't have to do this ourselves. And also, I want to ask you, blind Mike, how many points do I deduct for a club footer too? How does that work into the equation? I mean, it's asking for a friend. No one's going to see it, right? You're chued most of the time. I'm on the time.

Yeah, asking for a friend. Is there anything else on this coming just check it out They made a film about who would you like me to play? All right, I think that's enough of that I like that we're watching this guy by the way, and we're like Vito Jizwaldi is the one man That was the joke man. That was the joke. I suppose. Case reported that out. All right. Now he's going to talk about his wife. Yeah. So that's what I was trying to say. Is he's realistic and he, you know, kind of bats in his league, you know? Yes. Yeah. What would you write yourself one to ten? You said a three,

right? You think you're a three? Absolutely. And they're upset that I think you're like a five, five and a half. Yeah, you should think I'm a ten. OK. I don't know how to say. I just laugh. I want to say way more insulting than calling her a five is to say maybe a five and a half on a good day.

Because dude, if you can't get to a six, like, one of she had her asshole wax and bleached. Like, what would it take to get her to a six? This is a being realistic here. And by the way, I'm a half. And you'll excuse me for one second. Honey, you're a ugly bitch, right? I didn't even know. You're a selfish, he's pretty low, right?

Get on camera with me. We're broadcasting it over here. He calls her in for the other room. From the other room to be like, you're a hideous monster, no? And I'm sure she is a hideous monster, but my guess is that Bill Clinton would still fuck her. Like she's not in that realm.

I don't know. I could be right. I don't know what she looks like. Look at this guy, Vito, you know. Okay. All right, so now we're going to talk about apparently, some people think that this guy has said some inappropriate things, some racist things, and he wants to defend himself. Yeah. Which if you have to defend yourself, you're already losing.

Hey, there's a very popular theme on TikTok where there are personalities like that. Well, this is more of a YouTube guy, but in general, there are personalities like this. They're like, never said anything racist in my life. And not realizing one quick search will disprove that. All right, yeah. So that's kind of the payoff of this. Let's check it out.

Again, everything I say is taken out of context. Everything. Never been a racist. Don't you think there would be some video or some text message or some post that somebody has gotten out of me where I either went on some huge rant or Some tie raid in a game where I thought I wasn't being watched Don't you think this would happen? Don't you think this post would be there But all these people are here that constantly teen kill me and rainbow and everything that happens that I if I was actually

These things don't you think there would be videos floating around of me just being a nasty rants and motherfucker Hate niggers you fucking diggers better donate donate. I might not linch report families All right, so if I was his counsel, right if I was a wing's counsel I would just say you know anyone who is a stream for hundreds of hours Never dare people to find racist things that you've said. We don't dare people to do it. It's a bad strategy. Oh, I was going to take the other way. I was going to say, listen, I've streamed for hundreds of hours. There are only so many words, you know, at some point. I'm probably going to hit all. Yeah, I just, I make my mouth make sounds and sometimes,

those are fine numbers. I'll find out. It's come together. Yeah. See, there are two strategies for this. There's the Howard Stern. I was out of my mind strategy. Ah, it's out of my mind. I was set all sorts of crazy things. I didn't know what I was doing.

And then there's the Robin Quivers. I was playing a character. You could go either way with this, but I would advise either of those. I actually think you take the other Howard Stern strategy and just pretend it was only Daniel Carver. I didn't say those words, but that cake cake cake. I had a Michelle. Yeah, that was rough. Yeah, that was that was Howard of the view. It was a bad strategy at his part. Well, good strategy because everyone was like, man, right? Well until until a million videos came out,

splicing together him saying I never said the Edward with him, saying the Edward over and over again in black face. It's it's almost hard. I did not find Howard Stern in black face. I know. I know, not a good look. I mean, sure, he can be the prime minister in Canada, but outside of that, there's not a lot of jobs you could get

once you've had gotten black face. It's kind of a bad luck All right, I got one more from Wings of redemption and this is he's gonna give some advice It's a piece long. Yeah, which I was appreciate Appear off line does it work. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man.

I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm aning anybody trying to give me advice real talk. I appear he's not taking advice from anyone and I have to say the only thing he made about

this video is the exercise machine in the background that I know is not getting any use at all. It's more of a coat rack. There are starving children in India who could sell that machine for food. And this asshole just has it. It is fucking now room for some reason. Yeah, that outrage is a little taste of how people thought, oh, he'll be pretty easy to fuck with, I think. Honestly, he should go the Jerry Banfield route and just start giving advice on the

internet because who doesn't love advice from an out of shape loser? Who wouldn't want that guy telling out of your life? Call your local congressman and say how old is 12 really, you know? Hey, listen, congressperson, you know, these 12 are, they're fucking anyway. They're fucking up with storm. Get on board or get out of the way, you know? It's happened. Do you want to be on the rocks out of history on this? All right, Mike, I have to take a quick break to say.

And that's because David Chandler with a $50 Super Sticker. Thank you, David. Oh, our boys back. You rock. And now it's time to swing back over to TikTok. Who are these TikTokists? Who are these TikTokists? Who are these TikTokists? Who are these TikTokists? And in fact, I want to go to a celebrity's TikTok. And this came in from my buddy Drew Lane,

from the Drew and Mike show. Julia Fox, you know who that is, Mike? Yeah, actually, I think I said, like when we were started talking about this podcast, just the idea of it. Yeah. I think I sent you a couple videos of her and you just responded, I fucking hate her. I dislike her a lot. Well, first of all, I find her completely unattractive physically, but also just as a human being in general. Sure. If you don't know who Julia Fox is, she was in that one movie,

and then she dated Kanye for, I think, two weeks, and she has a podcast that sucks, and she's just, she's one of these people who, she decided she was a celebrity. Like, I didn't get a choice of that. You didn't get a choice of that. You didn't get a choice of that. For some reason she just came out,

she's like, yeah, but celebrity like, wait, what? Really? Fuck. Okay, if you say so. So this is her, she's on the TikTok. And she's showing off her Manhattan apartment. And she has a son.

And so it's her and her son living in this apartment. And. Okay, I never thought in a million years that I would do this, but I do believe in maximum transparency. She is so ugly. I don't know if she's wearing no makeup or just a worse makeup. Her eyebrows are bleached blonde for some reason. She looks terrible.

It's okay. It's just being described for me. If someone of the chat wants to tell me differently, I'm all ears, but holy shit, this fucking woman is a disaster. And it just gets worse when you see where she's living here. And so I'm going to give you guys an apartment tour. I know I'm going to get roasted and whatever, but hopefully that maybe someone can walk.

You like how she's getting out in front of it here, Mike? Yeah, well, guys, I know that this video, I'm voluntarily making. I know you might have some wacky comments for it. Watch this and be like, okay, well, maybe I'm not doing so bad. So we can start in my bedroom, which is the living room. So yeah, I put my bed here in the living room. So I could turn my bedroom into a little playroom for Valentino.

I know I have that clothing rack there that I really need to get rid of. But so Mike, there are toys and clothes and garbage everywhere. And we're talking about a, I don't know, maybe a 600 square foot apartment total when we go through all the rooms, probably last actually, maybe 400. So it's a very small living space. And she decided, I'm not gonna clean up,

I'm just gonna start tick-tocking this. For everyone to see. If you could complete the picture for me, yeah, her apartment or the last one that we saw with wings of redemption, which is nicer. Well, I mean, at least wings of redemption have the exercise machine. There were no clubs. There are no clubs. Yeah, that's class.

But she, her bedroom is the living room. Mike, that's not good. Yeah, I mean, I don't think like Will Smith is making videos like that. No, y'all, I'm just in my bedroom slash living room. Definitely not. Anyway, yeah, this is Valentino. We're Valentino hangs out.

And oh, this is my nostalgia mirror. That's Valentino and he was born. That's my friend Harmony, who passed away. That's my friend Johnna who passed away. There's a little bit of her ashes in this urn. You haven't fun yet Mike? There's a holiday cost happening in this living room. All she's doing is showing photos of very young women who are like early 20s who have died. Go. That's fun. And I'm investigating all of their murders. I love this thing.

I bought it on West Broadway, and it reminds me of me and Brianna. I'm going to pass forward a little bit. This is my little gross station. Because she's going to walk through her hallway. And just, you're always garbage and the bad sounds. And now we're going to get to the kitchen. Oh, the bathroom here.

This is just my little bathroom. It's very tiny, but you know, it does what it's supposed to do. And this is Valentino's little kitchen area. And this is my kitchen area. Don't judge me. I know, oh, on Candy Machine, I know it's really messy. It's a fucking disaster.

There is not an area you could put something down on. You couldn't put a plate down on a table or a countertop. Everything is covered in garbage in this place. Who asked for this? Wow. Like, you think we'll get to a point where there's a week where I'm like, Hey guys, here's my couch. This is what it looks like.

I hope so. Just run out of things. I also have shoe boxes in the kitchen, which is very common for New Yorkers. This is Valentino's room. I have friends who live in New York. There's no shoe boxes in their kitchen. I'm just going to point that out. So I guess it's kind of. It's in New York. You brought Chester guys wouldn't get it. You're not really right now. Sure. I put the most effort in this room, I think. I put the little loft and I really wanted him to have a cute room

However, by loft she means bunk bed All right, that's right. I mean, why would you no one's making you do this like that? It's not like Cribs called MTV Cribs called not for you a shit ton of money. Well, she's gonna like fuck I have to show off my apartment She's gonna explain in here at the end, Mike. Oh thank God. She's gonna explain how she's better than us. She's a better person than us.

That's why she's doing this. He does not hang out in here at all. He only wants to be in Mama's room. He like doesn't even sleep in there. He sleeps in bed with me. Yeah, we're co-sleepers, assuming you don't care. Anyway, that's the whole apartment. And we're back in this room. All right, here we go. Here's the lunch. Personally, I just, I don't like excessive displays of wealth.

They make me feel it, it key, you know, especially people that have really big houses. It's just really wasteful when there's so many homeless people in this country. I prefer to play poverty. You're right. I like that in your mind people living a big house That's why there's homeless people not because they're drug-added and mentally ill Just because this guy over here is gonna house it's too big for him Damn it. I went ahead of house. I'm not for that guy Every time I get on the train out here in Boston there like yeah fucking decaprio took my house out here in Boston. They're like, yeah, fucking decaprio took my house. She wouldn't believe it. Bullshit. Larry David moved to Martha's Vineyard and now I'm here. Fucking afluck.

Fucking hate that guy. Look how good of a batman he is. He fucking took my house. Alright, this gets even worse here. I just, I'm not really like that. And yeah, we do have a little small mouse problem, but you know, it's a, it's a problem depending on how you look at it. You know, I kind of let them rock. I appreciate that they, um, at night while we're sleeping, come out and clean up the crumbs that my son drops on the floor. Jesus.

Jesus. Jesus. I, yeah, you can look at it as a rodent problem. I view it as a cleaning service. Dude, if this is not her Tinder profile, she's gonna have some problems Going forward. She's a nice company and they're cheaper than maids. She sleeps with her kid in her bed Which is not healthy and how old is a kid do we know? It's a toddler. I don't know. Okay, but not a baby. Not a baby. Someone could tell me maybe someone in the check and look it up and tell me what

Julia Foxes uh, yeah, that's weird. In the age of a talk. It's weird. Correct. And uh, it's weird. And, and also, I don't think it's healthy to have rodents in your apartment when you have a toddler living with you or anyone for that matter. You have any idea how much of vacuum costs? Don't be out of reach. Good boy. Especially adiards.

So, yeah, I'm not going to evict the mice anytime soon. Yeah, and I think that's pretty much before I forget. These are my sisters, Johnna, and Harmony, harmony and that's harmonies. Oh, by the way right at the end she's showing these urns with more ashes She has dead people's ashes all over the fucking place This is a fucking morgue. What's going on? So depressing of this woman is is ready to live? Cumulate all these ashes. Why did these ashes fall to her? They're like, well, let's give it to someone who has a lot of room

in their place to display this stuff. Whoops, fuck that, I've did it away. Here's my whole fame, all the best dead people I know. So I want to continue on with celebrities on social media. You and Craig recently showed some Instagram videos of Alec Baldwin. We certainly did. It's his wife's birthday coming up, or it was.

I think it's passed over on the blind mic project. About a year ago at this time, we watched Alec Baldwin kind of having a mental breakdown on social media, which is understandable because he was dealing with like a potential murder investigation at the time. But now things obviously as we heard last week are wrapping up. So you know, he's done with the whole murder, the possibility of going to prison nonsense. Wait, and he's holding on to this attention.

I thought he was charged with manslaughter. Carl, that happened last week. This is two weeks ago. Oh, okay. I got it. This is before that. Okay. Yeah, right.

Eat no sweat. Don't worry about it. So, Hawaria Baldwin, a woman who grew up in Boston, but returns she grew up in Spain. And pretend she has a Spanish accent, which is a whole other thing. Her birthday's coming up, and she's very close to a million followers on Instagram. Yes. All right. So this is Alex got a fun gift for his wife,

you're he needs her. He needs your help apparently to make it happen. Hey, everybody, it's December. Hey, everybody, it's December. Do that again. Hey, everybody, it's January 5th. That's my favorite part. We could not figure out, was it December and he's pre-recording this or what? Like, why not just take that out? I don't get it.

So my favorite part about this, because I watched the Blind Mic Project when you guys are breaking this down, my favorite part about this was the fact that he thinks someone who works for him is going to edit this and put it out to make him look good. And he is wrong. Which didn't the people who work for him don't give a fuck. He's like, I take that again because he's used to being the guy who like, I,

I flipped a line. That's not going to make it in the finals. I'll just try it again. Here we go. Or does he think he's speaking to like Zuckerberg or someone in Instagram? Take that out for me. It's possible to. Yeah. Good for you. He's talking to because there's a bunch of videos like this where

he seems to be talking to some producer. Yeah. That is a wheel. I want that. The day before my wife's birthday. It is my wife. In La Ria's birthday tomorrow January 6th. We don't attach the same significance to January 6th and other people do. Yeah, I agree. It's not a big deal. Anyway, my birthday is September 11th. I can't think of anything else that happened that day. It's really my day, you know, is that really your birthday? No, because I have a sibling who's birthday September 11th sucks And it's probably ignore and in 2001 you were like, well nothing's really happening. It's just a celebration day

I never forgot first of all now. Let's get him some Instagram followers and all the day We just say it's hilarious birthday. I would like to ask you a favor. I would like to ask you a small favor. And that is my wife is just, it seems like she's just centimeters shy of a million followers. So you went in metric because you grew up in Spain. I didn't think of that. Yeah, she's got a wear of our system.

The centimeter shy of a million followers. Also, I gotta tell you, if you watch any of Hilaria Baldwin's content, following her is not just a small favor, Alec, it is a real hassle. It's a lot of dance. It's too much. And I would like to ask you, as a birthday gift, or even just gesture to my wife,

would you follow her on Instagram? Oh, God. Good, damn, thank you, Ellicott. I was trying to think of what I could get her. And I was coming up with nothing. So I'm glad you, Alok. I was trying to think of what I could get And I was coming up with nothing so I'm glad you made this video Well, it's not just one video and by the way real quick Shule's anonymous wants a plug They just centimeters away from a milestone as well over there. So we're happy to

To help you out for a two-dollar super chat of course. All right, so you guys played most of that video. I'm not gonna go through all of that, but it didn't end there. There are more videos leading with us to follow Hilaria Baldwin. This was quite a push, yeah. I mean, it seems like it's very important to her that she has a certain number of followers

because she brought this up a number of times at home. It has to be extraordinary. It's fun. You know what what I'll go on Instagram. I'll ask people to follow you All right desperate man. This is not a normal video you make for Instagram like hey By the way my wife and love that you got too many followers. I was out. He's like all right Let's guys hear me out of this once see what you want about it Alex Baldwin's a very successful guy and he's been left no choice but to turn to us. And plead. We're the only ones you can get about.

Please help me. The name of this video is the final push. He's got a deadline. We got a little party action here. And you pointed this out when you guys played this under your show. Like, he hit record. He had no idea what he was going to say. Like, dude, they gave you thoughts and then hit record.

Like, give it a second. Think about it. A little party action here. Okay. So we're getting close. We're so close. We're so close to my wife and a million followers. Anyway, he looks like a man.

Corporate is breathing down my neck. We got to meet this deadline. Elle looks like a man who's up all night solving murder mysteries. He looks like Patent Oswald's first wife. He looks horrible. Like he's had a very rough go at it to reiterate this man is under investigation well yeah that's true potentially murder that's true yeah it was man's water and he is like I gotta get this bitch to a million followers

he is desperate this is desperation about right here I want to really really try better shot. Okay, there we go. My wife had a million thought was I really want to get to a million from my wife Sure sure sure I bought her Is this he's like is this a better shot if I stand here are people more likely to follow my wife? I'm sure yeah, is this better? How's my wife standing? Where's the key grip at this place? What the fuck is going on here? We want to get her to a million more closest like 996,000. So, uh, and by the way, if I was, Eric Baldwin and my wife's complaining, I was like, I wrote up, you're there, you're fine, you got it.

It's almost like a million. It's like the same thing as a million if you think about it. It gives an ass to me. How many followers I had it be like, basically a million. Yeah, about a million. And no one would be like, oh, it's an ass me how many followers I had it be like basically a million Yeah, about a million and no one's gonna lie. Oh, you bitch You told me how to million yeah, right clearly I like I like that he says there he goes I'm looking I bought her other gifts to but what I need from everyone is My wife she needs to get to a million or else. Oh shit. It's gonna go down here

I was gonna break loose. I can't have that. She spit at the jewelry I bought her and she really This is the most important thing. Yeah, but she thinks that the the steak and sushi that we had for dinner It tastes like garbage until she gets a million followers on Instagram. They make this food taste good Yeah, in fact, she doesn't taste anymore until we get to it. Yeah, she lost. That's how many of ours is like COVID to her. She lost all of them since it's taste. I have one more video of this. I don't think you guys got to this one.

This one we did not play. No. So I wanted to play this as you to build to build to this. I think they might be a little more of a celebration in store if I saw correctly. Okay, God. I'm rooting for him. I'm getting ready to take my wife out to dinner

Get ready you're you're terrible I'm shaving in his pajamas. Yeah, look at the guys you can see. His hair's all over the fucking place. His unshaven. He looks terrible. The bags under his eyes are ridiculous. And he's sitting there going, I'm getting ready to take my wife. I'm doing her.

Well, I hope it's a place that's like, Arby's are below. Because otherwise, people are going to be like, what the fuck? But I mean, you can understand the guy looks rough. He's been in the media push of his life. Yeah. He has never promoted a movie like this Yeah, that's a good point downstairs Gonna have a little birthday cake with our kids

Or many many many kids That's a man. He's not happy with his life choices right there Are you impersonate Trump on SNL? Do you just become him? Are many, many, many kids? Many, many kids. So many kids. Mochets. Terrific kids.

Mochets and you will have a see. So many kids. By the way, I want to point out, I didn't even notice when I was pulling this earlier. Look at these comments. Alec, if you really love your wife, please get a therapist. That's the best gift you can get her. She has an identity disorder.

She's embarrassing herself and her family. Please tell her to stop acting like she has an accent. She's from Boston for God's sake. You can tell you often when you read comments on social media, you think, why is this person being so mean? And that person is just giving him good sense. Yes. And that's just being real with him.

And then underneath that is the example that you pointed out in all caps. Get ready for jail, you murderer. Well, that's a little more. Yeah, that's a little more like what we're talking about. Alright, let's get back to this video. I'm sorry I keep pausing it. And thank you for all you people who signed on and followed my wife for getting close. It wasn't know. We didn't quite do it yet, guys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That far away from helping her cross the line to a million followers. It's seldom a concession speech, doesn't it? We had a lot of support. I want to thank everyone in this room. You guys worked your asses off. We're so close.

You got two black eyes and a bloody nose. You didn't quite get there. Just get ready for our nice dinner tonight with the family. You and Larry is somebody who her social media is a big part of her platform in terms of her promotion of her work. Obviously. What is her forecast and the thing she's doing? We heard podcast and other things she's doing. Is that why I just heard? I think WATP just doesn't subject for next week.

I was like, you reviewed podcasts because I don't see this one but go into that of her accent. That sounds fun. Me too actually, I mean, it's a very, very handy format Instagram for promoting my podcast. very handy for that Instagram for promoting my podcast. But I have a good interaction on Instagram, whereas on Twitter, I have not as much of an interaction with my followers. I'm really an Instagram guy, you've got me Mr. Instagram.

Thank you so much to those who did sign on. We gave it our all, Alec, we tried. He really is depressed, isn't he? It didn't go well for him, always. This is like the last game of the season. You just lost in the playoffs and the coaches like this. Guys, you know, we tried our best. We did it out there and we left it out all

out on the field. This this is me after the bill's game. Like guys we had a good season. It was a good thing. I mean Josh sounds young you know. Yeah we got a core we got a core here that's gonna say with us. We've got a lot of controversy this year you know I mean it's we got in the playoffs. We're a cop cheat. My wife Polaria doesn't have salary cap issues, so there's that. So, so a lot of positive things for the future. I'm glad to hear that that guy, uh, got I'm fighting on to his name now. Um, the football player from Buffalo is speaking away. Covering. Oh, my mind. I was watching that game. Oh, yeah, that guy from that team. Yeah, you seem to really care. You know, some people. Some people there have been a couple news-making stories this week there

was that guy who seemed like he tripped up at the Bill's game and most people were thinking of my wife getting to one million followers. Not me though I was worried about so-and-so from what's today? I was Buffalo but I was more of a Buffalo story than this is now Right, I don't even know what's about to my hamlin good point Horrible when anybody pro college doesn't matter. Oh speaking away. Oh, I like that. He says I don't like when anyone classes and dits on the field Well, yeah Anyway classes and dives on the field. Well, yeah. Shit.

They said pointy. What happened? They said pointy that one out. Yeah. I thought that you didn't care if it was a college camp. No shit, sir. No shit. Yeah, we all agree on that one out.

It's a bold statement right there. They should point that out. Also, Mike and I had a quick powwow before the show. And we both dropped the ball on Demar Hamlin conspiracy theory videos. People think Demar Hamlin is dead, and there's a body double playing Demar Hamlin. I would argue they don't think

Demar Hamlin is dead. They're saying, why aren't you admitting that Demar Hamlin is dead, right? It's a certainty in their minds. Yeah. Which would have been fun. Maybe we'll explore it next week. I'm sure it'll still be making the rounds, right?

It could grow, yeah. It could. Is there anything else in this video we should watch? We continue to play this one. I think that about some. I do like that he's able to weave in and out of social commentary while also beating himself up for the failures that he's committed. I think you guys get pretty much get the gist of it. He is a beaten man, isn't he? All right, this is another one. I want to get through this. This is a lot of fun for me.

I don't know if you'll have as much fun with that. I hope you do. But this one also comes in from my buddy Drew Lane from the Drew and Mike show. This is Nicole's daily vlog on TikTok. And Nicole recently got a job with Google. And she's very excited. She's going to show us a day in the life working at Google in LA. Let's check this out. It's day in my life working from the Google LA office. I always grab some candy from the reception

before heading in. This used to be an old aircraft hangar. So the decorations hanging from the Google LA office. I always grab some candy from the reception before heading in. This used to be an old aircraft hanger, so the decorations hanging from the seal and kind of looks like an aircraft lying in. Before it was a Google office, this aircraft hanger belonged to Howard Hughes, so there's tons of memorabilia. Next, I'm going to pass by these art installations. They're a really good photo op, or you can sit in there and get some work done. I'm going to head to the coffee shop to grab some coffee and a first cup. Yes, by the way, yes. And it gets crazier than that. All right, this is breakfast.

And then I'm heading over to this butterfly themed room to take my first meeting. And I'm gonna head over to the confetti room to take my next meeting. It's so sparkly and beautiful in here. I love that a lot of our rooms are themed. Then I'm gonna grab my two favorite drinks, which is the screen tea and coconut water.

By the way, she's showing, all this is being documented, obviously, with video. She's showing these coolers, giant coolers like from a supermarket full of all these beverages that she can have whatever she wants from. By the way, ton of red boar in there. I might want to point out. They want their employees caffeinated to the max. When do they work? And why do they work?

As I put you in an anadirals snorting room. Maybe there is. I don't know. There. Next, I'm gonna go upstairs and grab some lunch. They always have pizza and a variety of different vegetables and meat. The food is always really good. And of course, everything you see in the office is free. On my way out of the cafe, I ran into a doogler, which is a doggoogler, and ran into some ghosts. When they were renovating the office, I ran into a doogler, which is a doggoogler, and ran into some ghosts. When they were renovating the office,

there were a lot of spooky stories from the crew. So there's a whole area in the office where you can listen to them. Then I got more work done and headed over to the massage chairs to wrap up my day. Let me know what you wanna see next. A day in my life. So you pointed something out that I also picked up on.

Doesn't seem like a lot of working is happening. Doesn't seem like that's a priority for our friend Nicole. This sounds like a school where the kid that won class president achieved all of his campaign promises. What I'm president. We'll have candy bars when you come in and then you'll get breakfast and then a massage chair and sparkles every day. He's in red bulls. Sparkles on the wall. Yeah, like it's it's in a fuck we're gonna play For some reason we're gonna play So here's another example of our documenting her amazing Time working for our friends at Google one of the most evil corporations to ever exist in the world

world. She's riding down a giant slide right now. A giant like one you'd see at a carnival when with two turntables and the MacBook. People are hand rolling sushi for lunch. Hey, third world countries, get a load of this. There's a guy riding scooters, two scooters. She's on a stationary bike that's charging her phone and she rides it. I like the image of this just on a lupid sweatshop. Surround the world. Oh mama!

There's a teaky bar for happy hour. This is just a not so party right now. This is just nothing but fun. Nothing but fun for our friend Nicole working for Google. I don't know what she does for Google and I'm fulfilling the Google doesn't know what she does for Google because this is the most recent video that's just come out on her Tech tag. Did she say this was her first day? Well, no, I don working at Google. Good. All right. So, um, Collie Culkin movie for Chris sake. Yeah. All right. So, this is where, uh, this is where this goes to,

a day in my life getting laid off at Google. So, I woke up, I was really honest, text from a boss and I honest, yeah, there are most recent videos. Jesus, I wonder why. I wonder why they found it to be disposable. I was just doing it anyway. So the text her were boss says, Hey Nicole, feel free to give me a call. That's the text she gets her her boss when she wakes up.

So he's good. All right. All right, so let's see what happens. It's really ominous text for my boss and I honestly had no idea what it was going to be about. So I called her the minute I woke up and said, I take two more runs down the slide and I'll give you a Reck. So I rushed downstairs to find out that I had lost access to basically everything I did someone be my high school It's shuffleboard. What's going on?

I'm gonna be very upset It's gonna be a cornhole record than be all of a sudden She's shot gunning green tea in the whole thing all of a sudden. She shot gun in green tea in the whole way. Oh, see, I need to find what this is fun, right? This is a major. I got my green job up. Not so fast. Everyone has a green job. Take a step forward. Not so fast, Nicole. I don't, maybe I should have. I didn't see that coming. Well, we're getting laid off. I'm a I didn't see that coming the phone well we're getting late off

I'm a bit of a pro but I'm not gonna lie to you you're good pretty good my rest down stairs to find out that I had lost access to basically everything I couldn't log into my email or even check my calendar I called my boss back and we just sobbed over the phone because she was also finding out about my layout for the first time today we're now watching a video of her crying her eyes out. And she says that she sobbed with her manager.

What a shitty manager that is. Your manager should be saying, should be saying things like it's, there's other positions out there with other companies. I can be a reference for you. If I'm going to write a letter for you, be happy to, it's just like they're having a fucking cry fast. If I'm Google, I'm playing everybody at this point. Imagine during the Twitter layoffs, Elon's just like,

I am so sorry. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and started finding out who else was let go on my team and some neighboring teams as well. But I think the worst part is that it seems like no one was consulted on this decision and everyone was just finding out about the layoffs at the same time. Yeah, no shit. No one was consulted. Hey, do you think we should let you go? No, I love it here. Uh, wow. Yeah. The cold doesn't want to be like, oh, get Marty the custodian in here. Let me run it by hand first. I want to see what everyone, I want to get everyone's thoughts on this. So I live in an area where a company called Kodak and a company called Xerox and Baush and Lam, all got started.

This idea of layoffs is not foreign to me. What they don't do is warn you about it months ahead of time. That's kind of going to kill morale. You know, you kind of got to let these people go and disconnect them from the company immediately. You don't want to give them four weeks notice to mope around and get everybody else to say. This was a reminder you guys by the end of the week,

your TPS reports in and any day could be your last. So good to work. It just felt like a really bad game of Russian roulette and there was no consistency around who was let go It was also not performance based so it just felt really random. I bet if you viewed the security footage There was a little consistency. It was everyone that used the slide So that's exactly what I wanted to point out here. There's no kisses. It's not performance based honey You took two meetings

It's about the rest of the day eating candy pizza and playing games like what did you think was gonna happen here? If you work at a fortune 500 company, I imagine you're never supposed to go we During your work day Also, they put a cheeky bar for happy hour. That's a trap They're watching to see who goes there and gets drunk at five o'clock You idiot go harm a good drunk if you want to keep your job What am I the first one to figure this out come on Oh, LinkedIn which honestly was not great for my mental health

There were so many people who were in the same boat that were both equally as shocked and blindsided. Oh, no LinkedIn wasn't good for mental health. Oh, no Hey, guess what social media is not good for your mental health We'll have the first one to point this out. There's studies done, but okay But it's it helped me God I think the lack of soda fridge might affect her mental health Yeah, right. It can be ups in the action. You get her coconut water anymore. She has to pay for it. What the fuck? She's like text to your boss who's gonna make my outlet tomorrow? Like I guess you're gonna have to make your habit once

She turns on her sink at home. This is just water Feel a little less alone honestly I spent so much of the day crying that I just felt so tired from being sad and Wanted to do something that would just make me feel better. Luckily, I have an annual pass, so I headed over to Disneyland because I wanted to go eat my feelings. So I started off with a cinnamon galaxy churro

and then went to the Teriyaki turkey leg. This is a special limited edition item for the Lunar New Year celebration. Oh my god. I had some nice crispy, a corn dog, did some drawing and even had another churro. I don't really know what's next for me, but I'll be vlogging my journey and posting more content about it. So feel free to follow.

She ate like an asshole with Disneyland. She's as ascriced to rock with her. But that's based on how she treated work. It's fitting to be like, well, you know, I'm no longer at Google. So now I fill my days at Disneyland Yeah, I just I just don't make 80,000 dollars a year being a Disneyland, but other than that's the same thing All right now Thank you Drew because him and I were texting him. I'm like, why do we fight it so funny when these tech employees get laid off? And I guess like Yeah, I've not seen a video like that. That's

tremendous funny. There's something about these people who think they're so entitled. And they think that everyone owes them something. And then when it's all taken away, they're like, what? I don't know. Yeah. Listen, like I'm sure I've been bitchy about my mental health. But when Listen, like I'm sure I've been bitchy about my mental health, but when the comedy of errors it must have taken to splice her going down that slide with like, you know, really it affected my mental health when they told me I was fired. I can't think of why that would be. All right, let's switch gears and I'm gonna set over to Twitter again. -♪ Who are these reader paths? Who are these reader paths? So, do you want to set this up at all?

Yeah, so I give credit to my pal Dave Colony for tweeting this out. And of the Kirkman Henshow. And this is, I guess, the new beat reporter for the Boston Herald out here in Boston. And she's covering the beat reporter for the Red Sox. And so she's covering Winter weekend, which is their like fan fest that they have every winter. And in this video, she is talking about being a woman in journalism. And the, I mean, it sounds like maybe it wasn't the best day, I guess, but I can't figure

out where the woman angle comes in at any point. All right, let's check it out. So I haven't done a what it's like being a woman in sports in a while. And I figure that this is the perfect opportunity because this was night one of redsocks winter weekend and I was worried that I would get locked in the arena if I stayed too long and had I had to file my story. I have a deadline, you know, for my job. So I went out to the car and sat here in the car using the hotspot on my phone to file the story On my lap and I didn't want to turn the car on because I didn't want to waste it

So I only just turned it on now that I'm done filing the story and I'm gonna go to my home dry So I will tell you I don't get it. Yeah Honestly, this sounds like a person who's bad at time management and sports. That person who's a woman in sports. Well, there's also, she's like, I'm, so I've been to this. I've actually been kicked out of this red socks winter weekend. Okay. And it's basically at a casino in Springfield, mass.

And there's a big like arena. It's where like the AAA hockey team plays out there and she'll like that. Sure. And so when she says I'm worried about getting locked in, people file out of arenas all over the country every day. Correct. I can't figure out why she's like, they might lock me in here. It's almost like she's dumb.

A little bit. A little bit like that. A little bit like that. Yeah. Alright, there's a little bit more to this. So I sat here in the cold. It is, it was snowing all day. So it's in the 30s, if not colder.

I sat here in the cold, can barely film my fingers. Finishing my stories so I could meet my deadline. And now I'm going to go to my hotel and check in and pass the heck out. Yeah, so there was not one moment in there that has to do with being a woman. It doesn't make any sense to your point earlier Why wouldn't she drive the car to the hotel? She makes it seem like she had no other choice but to sit in the cold car She could have started the per car warmed it up. She didn't do that. She could have gone to her hotel

She didn't do that like all of these things are her problem And what is with people complaining about their jobs on social media? Mike, complaining about your job is for your coworkers, maybe every now and again, your spouse. The rest of us don't give a flying fuck about your job. We have our own jobs. We have our own problems. We don't care. Well, she made a follow video saying, so so guys I've been laid off by the Boston I go to text my manager is like feel free to call me I just I love the idea that it's like obviously you know as men we take advantage of the ability to transport at will She doesn't have good time management because she's a woman. I couldn't figure it out. Yeah, that's, um, really stupid. I have to say it also. I want to say.

Thanks to Dave Owens for the $10 super sticker. We always appreciate that. I also saw Adam Thoreau come in here with, with five bucks. As if he doesn't do enough for the show already. Adam was much appreciated. Thank you so much. All right. And then we have this is a fun from Reddit. This is a fun video that you found.

Yeah, this is I know sometimes people get mad like with political stuff. I feel like this people like this trend send politics. It's just hilarious human being. So let's say that you're, you don't feel like the vaccines do as much as was sold to us. Exactly. You know, like maybe they're not as, as perfect as it was originally presented, right? And so you want to join this, I guess they call it an anti-vax rally. So then CNN shows up and wants to interview these people. Now, I'm just going to point this out. This is why CNN sucks. When you get

a crazy person saying dumb shit, you let them talk. Let them go. Let them go. Now, if you're part of the anti-vax rally, this is the last guy you want, representing you. If you're part of the anti-vax rally, this is the last guy you want, representing you. If you're CNN, this is the guy you want on at all times 24-7. If I have this reporter in my office, I'm going, you fuck this up big time. Stay off your high horse. You can take a Regano oil. You can dilute 10 drops of a Regano oil warning and do that 10 days in a row and your COVID symptoms will be gone Now if you're fat, I think that's I think that's total fucking bullshit. I honestly don't care what you think I don't think you've done your research. Do you understand how Dunning Kruger works? I don't understand how anything you refer to even makes any sense brother. What is that? Dunning Kruger? Dunning Kruger

What is that select the stupidest people in the room think they're the smartest Is your name done in Kruger? What are you gonna come out with next? Occam's Razor the simplest explanation is that I'm an idiot That's my favorite part there. He goes what are you gonna say next? Occam's Razor? It's so simple to know that I'm and he's like you saw it's me like oh shit I just figured it out damn it. It's got head in the p I'm and he's like, you saw this man's been like, oh, shit. I just figured it out, dammit. This guy had an epiphany right at the end there. But dude, man on the street 101 is you what the guy talk?

That's where people fuck up. And journalism is the worst example of it where like everyone needs to be on their high horse and he's like, I'm gonna send this guy a message. It's like, no, no, you're never gonna teach this guy. Show us what a moron he is. Correct. All right, one more thing that I wanna do for you, Mike.

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I'm definitely, our people are talking to her people. I hope she doesn't show the offer on social media because you look bad. Hope that would be terrible. I'm not with the ball. You gave me nothing at all. And now I'm still in my way. I'm in a good far old and still I have to start in the drill. I didn't know I would feel it. She hurt the show. You really fought me again, Mike. Why would you have passed this? It needed voices. Never double. Why is she doing this? I mean, I understand it's an artistic choice. I don't mean those squares. Creativity. Yeah, I know. You're gonna start judging

arts now. Is that what you're doing? Alright, I got a couple of voice smells for us here. We'll hit these and then we'll get out of here. But guys, thank you so much for watching along with us. The superchets are amazing. Keep those coming. We do appreciate that. That is we don't have sponsors on the show. We don't have a Patreon. So that is how we're earning a living these days.

So we appreciate your guy's support. Very fortunate. And the voice bells are coming in on the WATP voice mail line. If you want to reach the show, that's how you can do it for now. This is for the W-A-T-S. Him, Mike, Hey Carl, call back her to that story. You guys talked about last week. The guy who stopped at mom from doing those woke-up items. Yeah. That was my mom.

Whoa! He's a goddamn hero. She is a hero! The person who was bought M&UBS for their kids. I didn't realize how old her son was. That's... By the way, I'm not sure if I'm an UBS for their kids. I didn't realize how old or son was. That's. By the way, Mike, this is what

it gets me very excited is when we have this kind of reach where we do a story as someone's just like, Holy shit, you guys are talking about me. I'm like, wow. We really do reach the masses of this by it. Powerful stuff.

It's very impressive. Yes. All right, Mike, um, your mom called us to the show. Oh, no. Yeah. I don't know. If you gave her the number or she filed this out of her own. She goes out and she's a big podcast, man. Yeah, okay.

Hi, Carl. This is Lisa Geary. I'm blind, Mike's mom. I was listening to your last episode with that Harrison Young guy, and I thought he needs a real mature experience to woman in his life. I'd fucking tell he's blind. Don't call me back. Whoa! You're more about to hug him with Harrison Young. Interesting. Well, the people in the Kirkman and Han show have noted that my mom's a bit of a fluzy So it's not a real feather in Harrison's cap

He is as a single as a shingle on a pringle. So he will definitely Excited the fuck does that mean? I don't know. I tried to figure it out myself. I mean, it's three words that rhyme. I guess I guess. Guess. None of them are notoriously single. Well, people in the channel say that your mom sounds pretty hot. So, well, she has that reputation as well.

Guys, Mike doesn't know. That's true. It's pretty nice. I'll never know. Yeah. All people think that your mom is hot as we prove today on who are these socials? People to check out blind Mike with the blind Mike project. Why are you laughing?

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Oh, yeah. I heard her. It's very exciting. Yeah. But I heard her mention a few times. And I caught it because I live in Boston. Yes. And a few times she mentioned, you said,

Hannah, are you going to be coming to Davelcom? And she on multiple occasions said, well, you know, I'm actually going to be in Boston that weekend. So I might as well. And listen, if you live in Boston, you should. And you've got a free weekend. You definitely should go out to Davelcom. But is she under the impression that we're like,

right around the corner from you or something? Probably. It is a minimum six hour drive. Yeah, you know, the more things, you know, it's all right there. Probably I'll probably swing through New York and Philadelphia, we back up, hit Albany and Rochester. Yeah, sure.

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It's amazing that you're very suggestive. I like that about you. You're like well, some guy told me I should do this. So I guess we'll do that now. Listen, I'm right. Yeah. One month. One, One on Twitter now. Dance monkey dance. Like, all right, all right. I'm sorry. Oh, okay.

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