Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 112 - Cass Paige, Ruby Innes and Suren Jayemanne

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features Cass Paige (Being Hot Is Hard), Ruby Innes (Back Pocket) and Suren Jayemanne (Good Tucker)!Check out Matt's stand up special: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by @muzdoodles and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Matt here letting you know that I've got some shows coming up in Brisbane. We're doing a live Who Knew It? And I'm also doing a stand-up show, my show Ding, at the Caxton Street Festival on the 19th of October. And then I'm going to be in Geelong working on an hour of new material on the 31st of October at the brewery there. Jeez, I'm looking forward to that. Then, of course, I'm flying over with my friends Jess and Dave to do a tour of Europe for Do Go On, but at the end of that tour I'm doing three Who Knew It shows with Stand Up as well in London on the 17th November, Leicester on the

21st of November and Edinburgh on the 23rd of November. Cannot wait to do all of these shows. Hopefully we'll see you there. You can find tickets at mattstewartcomedy.com. MattStuartComedy.com. MattStuartComedy.com. Welcome to Who Knew It? with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest is host of Good Tucker on SBS Food and ABC International at Serenjai Manna. Hello! What a pleasure. It feels... such a joy. Our second guest this week is host of Shut Up A Second and Being Hot As Hard. It's Cass Page.

Hello! Alright. How you feeling? I'm feeling delicious. Thank you so much for having me. And our third guest this week is host of the video game show Back Pocket. It's Ruby Inners. Hello! Happy to be here. Have I explained the show Back Pocket well there by calling it a video game show Back Pocket. It's Ruby Inners. Hello. Happy to be here. Have I explained the show Back Pocket well there by calling it a video game show? No, that's perfect.

That's perfect. I had a panic straight after saying it. I'm like, oh my God. That's so fair. No, like I've had people say a million different things when it comes to introducing me. That is the most succinct and accurate way that anybody has ever done it. Fantastic.

All right, the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers as well as everyone and then they have to guess which one is correct. And hey, while I've got you with, uh, we're recording this on the cameras. You'd know probably straight away that we're recording, uh, the audio, but also on the cameras. And if you want to see some clips from it, follow us on Instagram, Facebook, et cetera. Who Knew It pod.

Yeah, I'm putting up clips. I'm doing it. I've done a few and I'm going to keep doing it. It's time. It's very good. All right, the first question. The first question comes from listener Jess Green from Geelong.

The question is, what is the definition of the term Gish Gallop? What is the definition of the term Gish Gallop? Is it phonetic? It's phonetic. Thank God. Well actually I don't know how it's pronounced. It could be Jish. If it's a soft G. Jish Jallop? I think Gallop's probably a hard G. But I reckon it's Gish Gallop. And while they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestants, and another point if you correctly guess the answer.

By the way, I'm also playing as The House, and I've put into my own fake answers with the help of the question writers. I should say, I think of us, me and the question writers and the listeners, all as part of The House. I think we're one team. So at live shows when the audience boos me, they're booing themselves. Anyway, I get one point, we get one point for each one of those that our guests choose as well. So each of us can score up to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favours me, the

house, and the house sometimes wins. Which is why of course it's triple points in the final round for the guests to really put the odds back in their favour. Anyway, most of our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via patreon.com slash zygmuntpod linked in the show notes. So your answers are in. Here's question number one. What is the definition of the term Gish Gallop? The walk of a person readjusting to walking on land after being on a boat for an extended period of time. A horse that gallops in a fashion

that is not full gangster, but a little gangster. I.e. not G Gallop, but G-ish. Gish. When a school of fish race each other to a food source, particularly in the wild. Not one of those domesticated schools. That would be fish gallop. Or fish fallop. Exactly.

That's how it evolved from that obviously. Yeah, of course. A technique used to distract others in a debate by drowning them with information. Or the awkward walk when you've had an accident in your pants. Doing the old Gish Gallop. It'd be great to have a new word to describe my life. You Gish Gallop all the time, in all these senses of the word. Thank you.

And I did mean that as a compliment. Saran, what do you think? I like the first one. I think it's the sea legs Gishgallop. Gishgallop. Locking that in for Saran. What do you think Cass? Oh I liked the school of fish and then there was another one that I was like that could be that but I have forgotten it so I'm gonna go with the the fish. I can run you through them or? No, I'll let fate hold my hand on this one. You're going for the school of fish? Yeah.

Okay, fantastic. Lock that in for Cass. I'm gonna go with the debating one. Debating. Yeah, because it sounds like, I might be wrong with this theory, but like none of that feels related to debating at all, which almost makes it feel like it is the answer. So that's. I like it. Yeah.

Because how bold would you have to be to make up an answer like that here today? Yeah. Well, what are you working with? Yeah. And like, why would you lie to me? Yeah. You. Um, for entertainment, mainly, that's funny, honestly. But I don't know. I don't know.

I'm sorry. I don't actually think you're right. I'm going to stop. That's fine. I'm going to stop. Everything I say to you from now on is the truth. Thank you. But remember, I am playing the game as well.

You're spilling that truth, too. Yeah. Cool. Matt's got his titties out. Here's who wrote the answers. Spilling that truth, see? Yeah. Cool. All right. He's got his titties out. Here's who wrote the answers. The awkward walk when you've had an accident in your pants. That was Jess, aka The House. Thank you.

The act of a horse galloping. Did I not even read this one out? Did I read all these out? I don't know if you wrote them out. There was no mention of horses galloping. No, yeah. That's all right, but tell us now. Yeah.

Oh, there was a horse galloping. Yeah. Was there? There was, but... It's a horse that gallops in a... In a gangster-like way. Oh yeah, gangster horse. Yep.

But was there another one? You did read that out. That you did not read? There was another one I did not read. I'll tell us about it now. Could it per chance be the actual answer? No, it's not the actual answer. So we could just forget it, I guess.

Well, it's one of yours. Oh. I'm just trying to think what to do here. No, it's funny. I think we just we fought, John. I was thinking about manipulating the show for a second there. But I think the listeners need to know that I am fallible and I do sometimes

make mistakes as the house. This was the first one. You literally just pledged to get your titty out. Yeah. Yeah. Titty? Ruby wrote- You know what you could do? You could drown us in information. I think I drowned myself in information there. So what mucked me up was Cass's one was similar to one of the

other ones and I split I changed the order mid stream. Anyway... You were wheeing while you were doing it? Why do you think I sit at this table? Wait are we not all pissing ourselves? Why do you think there's a bucket under each of our schools? So, sorry, Ruby. No, it's chill. You get a point here because I fucked up. The act of a horse galloping in a gishful fashion,

which I'm sure would have otherwise gotten chosen if it was in fact read out at all. Oh, it's chill vibes. And I love getting a point by doing that. I like winning when everybody else fell over. The other horse that gallops in a G-ish manner, that was Sarenne. The walk of a person readjusting to walking on land,

getting their sea legs, land legs back, Sarenne went for that, that was Cass. Well done. Cass went for the school of fish. That was actually Jess, aka the house there. Meaning Ruby got the correct answer. The technique to distract others in a debate by drowning them with information. Ruby's on fire.

The theory works. Ooh. Gish galloping. It does actually, it makes sense. It's like filler buster or something. Yeah, something like that. Can I ask Ruby, because I don't have her mind's eye, can you describe to me what you picture a gishish, gishful manner to be?

Oh yeah, so like galloping in a gishful manner, it's kind of like girthy but bashful. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. So like you're kind of fat with it, but like a bit shy. So is it like the fat is dainty? Yeah, yeah. You're like, you're like, you're like chunky and girthy with it, but you're like... So is the gate, like you've just got a wide stand?

It's kind of swinging. Oh, yeah. Swinging gate. But shy. Is it like if a hippopotamus was on point? Yeah, yeah. And giggling. I think I might have a gishul gate. Yeah. Cool. I never, I was always ashamed of it. Could you do a gishul gate. Yeah. Cool. I was always ashamed of it. But could you do a Gishul Gallop?

Yeah, I guess so, if I ever took it up a notch. That's awesome. Good to know that you have that in you. You're usually at a canter. You've got that horse in you. You kind of got a girthy bashful canter. Yeah, yeah. I've only ever taken up to a canter so far, a Gishul canter, but I've only ever taken up to a cancer so far, a gishul cancer, but let's see, let's open it up. Now am I right here in saying that, Cass got a point, the house got a point, but out in front on two points, it's Ruby. There she goes. There she goes again. Racing through my brain.

Question two comes from Lauren Joyner from Chandler in Arizona. The question is which of these are real species of bird? Oh, she's just got to give us a fake species of bird. Which of these are real species of bird? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on the Gish Gallop. Jess writes, the Gish Gallop is a rhetorical technique in which a person in a debate attempts to overwhelm an opponent by presenting an excessive number of arguments with no regard for their accuracy or strength with a rapidity that makes it impossible for the opponent to address them in the time available. It was coined in 1994 by the

anthropologist Eugenie Scott who named it for the American creationist Dwayne Gish, dubbed the technique's most avid practitioner. If a debater is familiar with an opponent who is known to use the Gish Gallop, the technique may be counted by preempting and refuting the opponent's commonly used arguments before the opponent has an opportunity to launch into the Gish Gallop. Richard Nixon used George McGovern's multiple positions against him, choosing to debate the legalization of cannabis. It's an example of Gishalloping before the term even existed. Pfft! Alright, you've got your answers in, so here is question two. Which of these are real species of bird? Resplendent Quetzal.

Johnny Docker. The thick flocked seed snatcher, red velvet feather duster, won't spit wood swallow or the big fuck. Can you read them out again, please? Sure can. Resplendent Quetzal, Johnny Docker, the thick flocked seed snatcher, red velvet feather duster won't spit wood swallow or the big fuck.

It's up to you Cass, what do you think? Oh. I might have to go with my heart again and I truly want Johnny Docker to live in the world. Yeah. He probably does. Can I please, may I please have Johnny Docker? You may.

Thank you. Johnny Docker locked in. Johnny Docker locked. Okay, so if I get this wrong, it's gonna be really, really funny, but I play a lot of Wingspan, that board game about birds. Oh, it's Saren.

I think you're answering at the right time here. So. I think Ruby's about to say the answer is. But I might be wrong. Might be wrong, might be wrong though, Saren. Do you want Saren to go first? No, no, no, it's chill, it's chill because I might be wrong. Oh, now this is gameplay.

But I think it's the resplendent Quetzal. All right. But I might be wrong. Locking it in? Locking it in. It's funny if I'm wrong. I don't play any Wingspan. Yeah, have you even heard of Wingspan? No. It's such a good game.

But Ruby does. Yes. So she knows a lot about birds. And so I would like to lock in the resplendent Quetzal, please. Locking that in. That was what I was probably going to lock in anyway. Yeah, it looks like a bird. It sounds like one.

Yeah, I was tossing up between that or the Johnny Docker. That could also be a bird. So I really hope it is. Sometimes I choose these for what I want the world to be. You're manifesting. I think that's really nice. Thank you. And between me locking in my answer and Matt revealing it, the universe rethreads its beautiful tapestry and says, here's a present.

Johnny Docker's real. Unfortunately, it's not. Rethreads its beautiful tapestry and says, here's a present. Johnny Dock is real. Unfortunately, it's not a bird, but it is a guy. Alright, here's the right, the answers. The big fuck. That was Ruby. Wine spit wood swallow. That was Saran. That was a good one. Really good stuff. Red velvet

feather duster. That was the house in particular. The question writer Lauren. It's beautiful. I wanted that one to be real. You can just imagine how puffy and soft it would be. Beautiful and maybe delicious. Like a red velvet. I think it would be really delicious. It's the only bird meat that has it's sweet. Tastes like a cake. That would be so sick.

The thick flocked seed snatcher was Cass. That's a cute one. That was fun to say. Thank you. A thick flocked seed snatcher was Cass. That's a cute one. That was fun to say. Thank you. Thick flock. That was for you. Cass went for Johnny Docker. I'm afraid that was the house.

That is the name of the Fremantle Docker's mascot. Is he a bird? He's just a man. I knew it. He's just a man. He's a guy. He's a dock worker. He's a dock worker.

He works down in the docks. So it's a guy inside a suit and the suit he's inside is also a man. I knew it! He's just a man? He's a dock worker. He works down in the docks. So it's a guy inside a suit and the suit he's inside is also a man. Yeah. And he's sort of just got like blonde hair and... It'd be crazy if Johnny Docker was the only mascot that just got around in clothes. Yeah. And it was just a real man. But it's like Christopher Plummer. He's probably like descended from plumbers. Oh, yeah, that's so true.

It's also going to be so interesting next year when the Fremantle docker step out onto the field for the first time and the universe has rethread. Yeah, that's right. And it's a bird that comes out as a mascot. Oh, that's literally just a guy. I don't like that. He works at the docks. You can tell.

He doesn't work at the docks. That's not a docker's head. I don't think a mascot should be a guy. Why do they put hands in the knees like that? All the time. Why, yeah, why is he, why does he got padding like a drag queen? They gave him padding and a football uniform.

Yeah. So he's not actually working at the docks. Go the full Monchi and give him a breastplate with massive knockers. Yeah, make him juicy. Make him juicy. But the actual bird was the resplendent quetzal. Yes. Very nice.

And it is honestly, it's so beautiful. Yeah. Resplendent. It's resplendent, I would say. It's definitely a wingspan. I fucking love it. What is wingspan? So it is a board game where, it's a bird watching board game.

Whoa. So you have three separate habitats. Oh, it doesn't look like a bird. It's so cute. That's beautiful. Yeah. You have three separate habitats. It's magnificent. Like I think it's like mountains, plains and water, something like that.

And like over the course of the game, you have to collect feed, use that feed to buy to to trade it for bird cards, like to be able to play them in certain habitats. You can make them collect eggs or like make eggs. And it's basically like at the oh, oh, my God. Christ, it's just like kind of round. Oh, that is so I love puffball. Yeah. Oh my God.

You just part of this game is when the bird is so cute. I love that. Is it pointing when they have a great name? You're like, yeah. Yeah. Ugly bird. Live up to that name. It wasn't a fago. Yeah. But that's a good quetzal.

Oh, that's a, wow. I'd say it's resplendent. Yes. Yeah. That is a hot bird. Pfft. Getting horny for horny again. Big fog. It's happening.

Yeah. I've said too much. That's okay. Here's question number three, but anyway, can we play that game sometime? Oh, please. It sounds so good. It's so sick. It's one of my favorite board games.

I love that they've taken the, it's a beautiful board game. Yeah. I love that they've taken the activity of bird watching and be like, we can make this nerdier. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's. You can't, you don't even have to leave the house now. Yeah. It's a very beautiful board game though. Sick. Alright, question three comes from Tim Livingston from Kam Loops in British Columbia. The question is, what is the nickname of former National Hockey League forward Pat Verbeek? It's a pretty pretty birdy name in itself. What is the nickname of former National Hockey League forward Pat Verbeek? While you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more about Resplendent Quetzals. According to Lauren, Resplendent Quetzals

are considered specialised fruit eaters, eating 41 to 43 species of fruit. They eat wild avocados whole before regurgitating the seeds which helps spread them, promoting more growth. They eat wild avocados whole. I'm guessing they- How big are they? They're not that big, so I'm guessing that these wild avocados are pretty small. Or they just eat them when they are small. Ah, yes. Because then we definitely won't eat them if...

Yeah I think that makes sense. Yeah. ABC birds writes, the respondent quetzal is an unforgettable sight with shimmering plumage of metallic blues greens and reds. Males also have a crest of bristly golden green feathers and during breeding season, grow elongated upper tail feathers that form a long flowing train. This spectacular species belongs to the troggon family, a group of colorful fruit eating birds

found in the Americas, Asia and Africa. Other family members include the golden headed quetzal and Haiti's national bird, the Hispaniolan Trogon. Wow listeners if you wanna you should probably submit the Hispaniolan Trogon for a future episode that is fantastic. I love just how many bird species there are where it's like, yeah, the girl version looks like normal. And then the boy version is like, work, you know, it rocks. And it's like- Like the peacock's the classic.

Yeah. Oh yeah. It's the classic, but they're always like, yeah, the girl one's just like drab. Yeah. And the boy one's just like- Doing a little dance as well. Oh my God. Yeah.

Doing their little dance. They're all dressed up, ready to go. Night doing their little dance. They're all dressed up ready to go night out on the town They go to the club Megalopolis reference Like long eyelash ones they have like the long feathers with like a bit of eyelash at the back I think we've based eyelashes off of birds a lot of time. Yeah. Yeah for sure. Yeah, it's a real question What is the nickname of former NHL forward Pat Vabeek? Pat the Splat.

First option. Option two, the big pecker. Option three, the galliano guzzler. I didn't quite get through that. The galliano guzzler. Option four, beaker. Option five, the little ball of hate. Or option six, Quetzalface Sam.

So many of them are so much longer than his actual name, which kind of defeats the purpose of a nickname. Yeah. It's meant to be for, for brevity, isn't it? Yeah. Did you ever hear Hayden from Shut Up A Second refers to if your nickname is longer than your real name, he calls it a Nicholas name? That's good.

That is beautiful. That is really good. Yeah. I like to say Nick for short, Nicholas for long. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. It's up to you, Ruby.

What do you think? Could you read them out again? Sure. Pat the Splat, the big pecker, the galliano guzzler, beaker, the little ball of hate or quetzal face Sam. I think the pecker, the pecker, because the big pecker, big pecker. Yeah, because like a beak, peck makes sense to me and the ice asked hockey players, they're big guys. Yeah, exactly.

All right, locking that in for Ruby, what do you think, Saran? Um, it's, again, with these questions, it's always like, why has the person submitted it? Yeah. And so I think, I don't know what Galeanu is. That's an alcohol. Yeah. So maybe like when they win, he's like got a bottle of Galeado. It's that bottle that's sort of like a, it's like a long sort of spiky thing. You know,

it's like a long, like when I worked in a bottle shop, that was the one I always thought, we used to talk about if we get robbed ever, which bottle is going to be your weapon. I thought Galeado. But looking back, they'd smash easy. Can I ask a follow up question that when you work in a bottle shop, did anyone named Pat Verbeek? Yes, he was a regular. Come in. He always he just drank Bud Light.

Guzzled it. Guzzled it, no doubt. I was like guzzled. I haven't drunk in seven years. And and so I didn't know that was an alcohol. And so I hear that and I'm like, oh, it's just like a really lucky Italian man. Get a hell of a good time. I mean, I don't know. I don't know the back story. That may still could apply.

Yeah. Anything's possible. I'm what can I hear? Oh, I'm going to say the little ball of hate. Little ball of hate. OK, look hate. Okay. What can I surround? All right. Cass. I actually used to be a Galeano Guzzler. For my 18th birthday, my birthday cake was a plate of flaming Galeano shots.

Damn. Whoa. And I blew them all out, knocked one of the shot glasses over from like the entire try on fire. And then when everyone, so probably all the alcohol burnt out by the time everyone got to drink it. But as you put the shot glass against your lip, it went... And just like sizzled a little bit.

So I'm going to go Galeana Guzzler to honour my heritage. That's so beautiful. That's a great story. Welcome back to the cast. All right, here's who wrote the answers. Quetzal face Sam. That was Saran. Did you forget his name was Pat or was that...

No, it just sounded funny. Wait, his name's Pat? I thought it was Matt. Pat, Pat. Well. Would that have changed your answer from Beaker? Nah. I thought Beaker's great because it's got the name thing.

But he maybe also has like a red tuft of hair coming up straight up. Muppet, Muppet like. Yeah, yeah. I was thinking of putting Beaker from the Muppets. But he maybe also has like a red tuft of hair coming up straight up muppet muppet like. Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking of putting Beaker from the muppets. Too long. Pat the Splat. That was Tim, aka the house. The big pecker. Ruby went for that. That was Cass.

That's good. Thank you. Cass went for the galliano guzzler. That was the house, I'm afraid. Was that you? That was me. Yes. I also guzzled some galliano back in the day. No, I also gobbled some Galeano back in the day. No, I don't know. I wouldn't have had in a

long time now, but yeah, the liquor, the most of them are like a licorice kind of. Yeah. But you can get vanilla Galeano. That sounds so good. That's such a pretty name. Oh, vanilla Galeano sounds like the

most like spoiled Italian princess you've ever heard. Oh, my God. And the bottle's pretty because it's like the most like spoiled Italian princess you've ever heard. Oh my god and the bottle's pretty because it's like a cream colour and lilac. Oh so no one would suspect you're going to use it as a weapon. No, I would use it as a voovoozella before anything to be honest, like the shape of the thing. But yeah I reckon that wouldn't shatter if you hit someone with the complete base of it. I should say that wasn't like an official store policy or anything. I think their policy was you just give them what they ask for.

That's a good story. I'm sure if things came to it that's what I would have done. I'm not going to die for Safeway but maybe I would have, who knows. I was even more stupid back then. I don't know if that had anything to do with Guzzlin Galiano, but that means the correct answer is the little ball of hate. Seren is on the ball. Finally.

That's great. So a point for Kassa, a point for the house and a point for Seren. Jeez, that tightens things up. Yeah. Does it? I think it does. But to be honest, I forgot to put in the scores for round two. I'm not having a good day today. Round two was the bird, right a good day today. Um. Round two was the bird, right?

Yeah, yeah. So Ruby got a point. Saran got a point. And Cass, uh, House got a point. Yeah. Cass got beautiful donut. As a treat. Yeah.

Cass got like $50 as a treat. So after two, after three rounds. So after three rounds, the scores are, Cass on two points, Serena on two points, but out in front, equal on three, it's Ruby in the house. Damn. Ooh. Ruby in the house.

Ruby in the house. I go to a party hosted by Ruby in the house, like it was a dance party. I just thought of the, that's so Ravens spin off Cory in the house. Okay. Okay. Yeah. It was okay.

It was about Ravens little brother Cory living in the White House. I remember. Oh. Yeah. I didn't see where that sentence was going to end. Yeah. I was just thinking A house. Yeah, you think A house.

No, the house. Here's question number four comes from Patrick J. Early from Bendigo and the question is what is the name of a now defunct German snack? It was commercially available so it's not just like a generic thing. It's like a brand name, a brand snack from Germany. I want the English translation. Okay. Yeah.

Thank you. No worries. I would have tried to make up German. I would have made a lot of people really upset. While you're writing your answers, here's a little more info about the Ball of Hate. According to Tim, he received his nickname while playing for the New York Rangers

in reference to teammate Ray Ferrari, who was called Big Ball of Hate. Holy shit, Ray Ferrari is such a great name. Despite being, I reckon Ray Ferrari is the kind of guy who might be married to Vanilla Galliano. Despite being one of only 47 players with 500 career goals, he is not a member of the Hockey Hall of Fame.

Well, the campaign starts here. Little ball of hate for the Hall of Fame. All right, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. ["The Hockey Hall of Fame Theme"] All right, question number four. While you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. Alright, question number four. What is the name of a now-defunct German snack? Gummy's exciting mouth explosion? Sneaky cheese Norties?

Feldman's fur babies? I'm looking for sausage. Super Dickman's thick nuts? Or a splendid pretzel? That does work so perfectly, I'd love if that was right. Shit. Could you say them all again? I think we're back to you, Saran. Super Dick man's thick nuts, please.

All right. Locked in. What do you think, Cass? Oh, I'm looking for sausage, please. Locked in. Ruby. Sneaky cheese, Nordies, absolutely. Locked in.

Yeah. I would like to say I'd like to eat all of these. I think it's so bad. So bad. We should, yeah. I sometimes think about that. I'd love to be one of those YouTube channels where people just send you weird food and you get to eat them.

Oh, I'd love that. I think about it all the time. I like, I considered starting something like that. And then I was like, I get so bad tummy from like the most normal of foods. So like something like a strange German treat. I think I'd probably, I don't think I'd boot, but I think I would look like I'm about to die.

I think that would probably would, that probably would only help the channel. That'd be good content. Yeah, totally. What if you had a spit bucket and you did it like a wine taste yeah yeah I go I go like yeah you know I watch the noise I do yeah that would have been a weird noise to make yeah I just didn't want to do a gag so people don't like it when I do that I'd like it. Did you like it? I did. Okay.

Here's, no, I'm okay, here's who wrote the answers. Gummies exciting mouth explosion. That was Patrick, the question writer. Feldman's fur babies. That was the house. I liked that. It was really cute. I'm like, yeah, you can see why it's defunct. People aren't wanting to eat fur babies, but maybe in German it, you know. It it's defunct. People aren't wanting to eat. Fur? Fur babies, but maybe in German, you know. It's from a felt man. Mm. Those are his fur babies. That's right.

Yeah. Is that a man made of felt or a man who has felt before? He's been felt? I'm a felt man. Once you have, you always are. I do. A responded pretzel. Unfortunatelyplendent Pretzel.

Unfortunately, it's not real. That was Saran. Really, really good stuff. Thank you so much. The fact that like, yeah. We had to stop. German. It was too good to be.

Yeah. Thank you. You threw the game for us. Yeah. Sneaky Cheese Nordies. Ruby went for that. That was Cass. That was so good.

I wish I could give you a Sneaky Cheese Nordie. I wish I could give you a sneaky cheese Nortie. I wish I could give you a sneaky cheese Nortie. I'm looking for sausage. Cass went for that, that was Ruby. And I wish I could give you that as well. And can I say the- Yeah, you say the German. Can I say it?

Yes. Socken dick de worst. Translates to I'm looking for sausage. Now does that actually translate? Not joking. Socken dick de worst is I'm looking for sausage. Now, does that actually translate? Not joking. Suc and dic de worst is I'm looking for sausage. Is that not incredible?

That's so beautiful. I only know that because I saw a sign once on the internet. And when they say, you know, like, we're hiring, it literally is like, ik ben suc and dic. And it's I'm looking for you. Oh, my God. It literally is like, ich bin socken dick. And it's, I'm looking for you. Oh my God. So socken dick de worst is I'm looking for sausage. That's so beautiful. Language is so gorgeous.

I'm in Germany next month. I'm going to I'm going to go say that to someone. Yeah. Probably at a deli or something. Eh, socken dick de worst? Yeah, they'd love it. Well, the reason I put cheese in mine. I love it. Yeah. Probably at a deli or something. Eh, sook in diktiverse. Yeah, they'd love it. Well, the reason I put cheese in mine. I love it.

Is because... Sorry, the reason I put cheese in mine is because the only thing I could think of in German was Fetikasse, which means like it's the word for when you it's a horse sandwich, it's like a sandwich with horse meat in it. But it literally translates to like horse cheese. Cool. Because like they essentially make a spam block of horse and just cut the horse off in slices. Oh, it's good.

Um, I'm not going to explain how I came up with mine. Show you working it out please. But sir, and you did get the correct one. It is Super Dick Man's Thick Nuts. Oh my God, another point. That is so special. Super Dick Man's is an ongoing manufacturer of chocolate treats.

Oh, they're still going? And that one product they had was, the actual word, the actual name is Super Dick Man's Dick-a-nus. Sorry. How would you say that? Yeah, Dick-a-nus. Dick. Dick-a-nus? Yeah, dick and noose. Dick and noose.

Yeah, dick and noose. Which is pretty great. Super Dick Man's dick and noose. Yeah, anyway, not available anymore. So, a point for Saran, a point for Cass, and a point for Ruby. Oh my god, everybody gets a point.

That's so special. That's beautiful. Wow, look at that. Everyone gets a point. Fuck the house. Oh, fuck the house. Everyone gets a point, yeah, great. We've got two questions to go. This is from Matt Tilby from Brisbane in Queensland. The question is, why did Spanish goalkeeper Santiago Canizares miss the 2002 FIFA World Cup?

Why did Spanish goalkeeper Santiago Canizares miss the 2002 FIFA World Cup? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about them thick nuts. The company is called Super Dick Man, and if you fully, like, they're in Reddit forums and stuff, there's a lot of discussion about whether Dick Man should also be translated, because that would mean it's Fat Man's thick nuts. But I went with, I kept it as Super Dick Man, that's the brand.

Don't translate, a surname. So yeah, anyway, Patrick writes, seems like they intentionally lean into the joke, which is a bit of fun. Here's a video I found of an old ad for a different product of theirs. Maybe you can play it and the listeners can hear the audio. Alright. Super Dickmanns! No, it's not Dickmanns. Welcher Spaß ist so herrlich, welche Küsse so ehrlich? Super Dickmanns! It's not Dickmanns! They, yeah, they know.

They know. If they know, why do they get a child to do one of those takes? Yeah. Hmm. Hmm. The Germans, they're not right sometimes. She's so brave for saying it. I'm only saying things brave and true in this life. The answers are in for question five,

penultimate question here. This one comes from, I've already said that. The question is, why did Spanish goalkeeper Santiago Canizares miss the 2002 FIFA World Cup. Option one, he tried to catch his pet bird Sonia after she escaped but followed her so far away from home that he got lost and did not find his way home before his flight.

He dropped a bottle of cologne on his foot while in the bathroom. He tried to cook eggs in the microwave and received scalding burns to his face. That's option three. Option four. He booked in his wedding and honeymoon for the same fortnight thinking he wouldn't be selected

and he couldn't get out of it. Sorry, I got a wedding. I really can't get out of it. I'm locked in. Trying to get out of your wedding. She said yes, but to this she said no. Option five. He dislocated his right shoulder.

Silly thing was it was on his person the entire time. Oh, finally, he got his dates mixed up. Is that it? Finally, he got his dates mixed up. Oops. Is that it? Yeah. Oops. You were right. Sometimes we don't know when you pause.

He got his days mixed up. He thought it was the day after. What? What is that? That's a fail. Get his days mixed up. I think it's... You know, he... He thought it was the day after! What? How's that? It's... Feels like a pretty...

I don't... What are we... I don't even know what... What are we laughing at here? We're laughing because there were six very believable options? What do you think, Cass? Oh my god, can we have god can we have those again? I'm so sorry.

Pet bird Sonja escaped and he followed her away. Dropped a bottle of cologne on his foot. Tried to cook eggs but burnt his face. Booked his wedding, couldn't get out of it. He dislocated his right shoulder. That was on his person the whole time. Or, um, you thought it was the day after he got his dates wrong. Um, that happens with your glasses, you know, you're like, where are they?

Yeah. They're on your head. On your head the whole time. And here's how you dislocated your glasses. Is that how you'd say it? Yeah. I haven't located them. Dislocated them. Or like mis located him. Dislocated him. Yeah.

Or like mislocated? Mislocated. True. Words aren't real. Dislocated. Yeah. It was located. Yeah.

Dis has been located. I had located. I reckon I'm gonna go with not being able to get out of his wedding. Okay. What the hell is a cast? Couldn't get out of it. What do you think, Ruby?

I was going to go with that as well. But, you know, for variety, I feel like I shouldn't. So I think I'm going to go with Goalie, right? He's a goalie. Goalie, yep.

And like drop the bottle of Cologne on his foot. You don't even need your feet for that. So I play soccer weekly. I know this. Um, and his coach would have been like, you're allowed to use your hands. Um, and so, uh, I think his bird fucked off. Bird fucked up.

Yeah. Are you like, uh,, sometimes people on this show, they think about being like at a restaurant and Cass has already ordered. And I'm like, I should get something dinner. I should get something different. I should get something dinner different. Yeah, cause then like, if we get the same thing

and like she wants to try some of mine, I want to try some of hers. It's the same thing. It doesn't make sense. But if we get the same thing and like, she wants to try some of mine, I want to try some of hers. It's the same thing, it doesn't make sense. But if I get something different, I can be like, do you want to try? And she'll be like, oh, of course. And you as well. We rotate plate.

Yeah. Yeah, but the risk is if you order badly, Cass will just be, no, I think I'm fine. Yeah, that's true. And then that makes me feel really self-conscious as if I cooked the meal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What are you going for, Seren? I want it to be that he got these days mixed up. Okay. But I think, oh, that's it. Yeah, I'm gonna lock that in. All right, lock that in. Here's who wrote the answers. Tried to cook eggs, but got scalding burns to his face. That was Matt, AKA the question writer.

Okay, the house. I was like, he's not putting his face in the microwave. Yeah, I guess. He wants to see if they're ready. I'm guessing he cooked them and then eating them, didn't realise how hot they were, but you know what it exploded? But also then they blowed up. I cook eggs in the microwave all the time.

And have you ever played in a soccer world cup? Ooh. Are you Spanish? Was he Spanish? No. He was Spanish. Okay, cool. I remember.

Before the accident. Before the accident. And he lost his Spanishness somehow. I lost my Spanishness in a microwave accident. And now he's just a guy. He's just a guy. I have no home. in a microwave accident. And now he's just a guy. Yeah, he's just a guy. I have no home. I wander the Earth.

Um. He dislocated his right shoulder. Silly thing was it was on his person the entire time. It was Saran. That was really nice. That was really fun. I loved it. That was really cute.

I thought so. But I didn't know whether I should write mislocated or dislocated. No, that's fair. So I'm happy I went with. Oh, I think it played. Yeah, it worked. Yeah, I think it left the twist there still to be made. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thought it was the day after. Saran went for that. That was Ruby. I was mulling over that one for so long before I was like, I wrote forgot and then I'm like, no, too simple. Forgot. Just thought it was the day after. You forgetty. Uh, tried to catch his bird, Sonia, after it escaped. Rubo went for that. That was Cass. T. Thank you for following the bird. The thing is, is like you just come up with things that to me feel so true.

Little details. Yeah. Give it like flesh it out. Bring it to like Sonja. Yeah. Just brought it to us. I just assumed he's running around like, Sonja! Sonja!

Mi amor! Yeah, he's in love with the bird. Spanish? Mi amor? Ah, yeah. I know Amore is Italian. Yeah. Amore. But there's a lot of crossover between. Yeah, I know amore is Italian. Yeah, but there's a lot of crossover between. So I think that sounds right.

Yeah, cool. There's a lot of crossover. Yeah. If I'm wrong, I'll just die. Sonia! Mi abuela! My grandma. Oh, my grandma?

Yeah, we don't know. That's true. You didn't flesh out the entire story. He might not even be a guy. Maybe he's a bird. Bird goalie. Cool. I booked in his wedding, couldn't get out of it, I he's a bird. Bird goalie. I booked in his wedding, couldn't get out of it,

I'm afraid, Cass, that was the house. I thought also that was funny. I was like, I thought I almost wrote, but his wife would let him, but I thought it was so much fun, he'd be like, he couldn't get out of it. Yeah, that's good. Does that mean stinky foot one?

That means he dropped a bottle of cologne on his foot, but it cut an artery. Oh my God. So like shattered and yeah. He would have been shattered. Yeah, would have been. But he would have smelled great. And I made a goddamn joke about it.

And I could have just chosen it. Because you discounted the fact that the goalies, while they don't have to use their feet, they standing, being able to stand does help. Yeah. And like move and... Well, I guess I'm just fucking dumb. I didn't, yeah, I wouldn't put it exactly like that, but pretty much... You can say it, it's fine. And you can look me in the eyes when you say it too.

You're fucking... Nah, you're great. That was so difficult. You couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Have you ever, any of you guys have pets? Yeah. No, that're great. That was so difficult. You couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Have you ever, any of you guys have pets? Yeah. No, that's a lie, I don't. But like you live with a pet, right? Yes, I live with three.

Have you ever tried to look your pet in the eye and say, I don't love you? Cause it's, I went to do it as a joke to my housemate's cat the other day. And I'm like, I don't, and my housemate was there. I was like, that's so funny. I tried to tell her I don't love her and I couldn't do it.

And then he tried and also couldn't do it. Oh really? It's really hard. What if for that exact moment suddenly they can understand you completely? It'd kill you. What a risk. The crazy thing is that my pet has done that to me.

And what crap had to her? Almost on a daily basis. He's a rescue dog and he doesn't love, he loves my partner. And he told you this? Sometimes I come home and he's in bed with her. But, um. Cassandra.

How dare you. No, but he, yeah, I do love him. Cucked by his own dog. I do love him. Do you have like a dog bed in the corner of the room? That's where you go? He, we keep, he took over the laundry basket and we were like, oh, that's kind of his home now.

He likes that the best. So we bought a new laundry basket and now he's taken that. Like he's just, yeah. He's built and they put them on top of each other. Like multi-story house. He's trying to mess with you. Yeah, he's getting in your head, man.

Yeah. Peace. Scores going into the final round. Surround on three. The house and cas in second place on four, but out in front on five points, it's Ruby. Oh my gosh. Look at it go.

Oh my days. This feels like it's anyone's game. This is truly anyone's game. Yeah. Triple points up for grabs in the final round. Truly, truly anyone's game. So this is the film synopsis question and this one comes from a dog funnily enough, now that we're talking about it. It comes from Rupert the dog from Brunswick, a local dog too. And Rupert's

question is what is the synopsis of the 2000 film Big Money Hustlers? But yeah, it's not, hustlers isn't spelled E-R, it's spelled A. Hustlers. Big Money Hustlers. While you're writing those answers, here's an article about that Spanish goalkeeper written by Mark Burton for the Independent. When the Spain goalkeeper Santiago Canizares reached for the cologne bottle, he did not exactly come up smelling of roses. As a result of a freak accident, he's been ruled out of the World Cup. The Valencia player, who was set to be Spain's first choice keeper, suffered a cut tendon in his big toe after he accidentally smashed the bottle against the bathroom sink and a shard of glass dropped onto his foot. The Spain coach Camacho summoned Malaga's uncapped Pedro Contreras to Spain's training camp in

Geres, with Real Madrid's Iker Casillas likely to become first choice. The accident came three days after the 23-player Spanish squad gathered to prepare for finals. For someone who had just been deprived of one of the highlights of his career, Canazares was remarkably philosophical. Quote, From the start of my career, I have had several strokes of good luck, he said, but I have also had difficult times. Now I have to overcome this blow to my morale. And in my case, that may take a week or just three days. But I've got over things and I can get over this. I will have to fight hard, but that is part of my job. No one makes their way in the world of football without having to overcome obstacles."

Alright, the answer in for the final question. What is the synopsis of 2000 film Big Money Hustlers? Here you go, here's option one. A tense drama such thriller that delves into the world of corporate corruption and the human cost of unchecked greed. When investigative journalist Sarah Blakely uncovers a billion dollar money laundering operation within one of the world's most powerful investment firms, she becomes a target of ruthless executives willing to do anything to silence her. As she navigates a web of betrayal, danger and moral compromise, Sarah must decide how far she is willing to go to expose the truth, knowing that it could cost her everything. With every step, the stakes rise,

and the line between justice and survival begins to blur. That's option one. Option two. After being raised in the Bronx by adoptive African-American parents, transracial white boy Andre Brown, played by Jamie Kennedy, must face the reality of who he is after hustling his wealthy biological parents played by Alan Cumming and Traylor Howard. Jamie Kennedy. Very 2000. That's option two, option three. X-Con Graham Hick has been on the straight and narrow for almost a decade when he receives a call from his old partner Mickey the Tooth. Mickey has a job and he needs Graham's help for one last time. This one is big

money, literally. Mickey has found the address of the place where they print giant novelty checks. While not accepted by many vendors, there are a few places like Office Works and shit to accept the joint novelty check. So it's actually quite a good hustle. A big money hustle. That's option 3. That's good. Option 4. Oh, that's good. Option 4.

Big Money Hustlers is a documentary exposing the dark side of competitive Crash Bandicoot speedrunnings where top players like Tim Mad- uh, Tim Dashmaster McSweeney and Lenny Turbothums Jerkins or Jenkins were caught cheating to shave records caught cheating to shave seconds off their times. Through interviews with players, whistleblowers and gaming experts, the film reveals the pressure to win, the lure of sponsorships and the scandal that rocked the speedrunning community. Alright, so that's option 4. Option 5. A group of five unknown uncool high school freshmen are involved in a bus crash on their way to their first day of school. The crash is small and none of them are injured, but by the time they get to school a rumour has already spread that all five of them have

died. The group introduce themselves to their classmates as siblings of their dead selves and hatch a scheme to raise money for a huge funeral that will turn into the party of their dead selves and hatch a scheme to raise money for a huge funeral that will turn into the party of the year. Or finally, Sugar Bear, a streetwise detective from San Francisco, is brought to New York to bring down the notorious crime boss Big Baby Sweets, along with his right hand men Big Stank and Lil' Poot. And his personal ninja bodyguard Hack Benjamin. In this epic crime caper, Sugar Bear finds romance with a 300 pound stripper named Missy, foils a donut store robbery by Ape Boy and gets a visit from the legendary Dolomite,

played by Rudy Ray Moore. Sugar Bear's journey is packed with absurd twists, culminating in a wrestling match against Cactus Sack, played by Mick Foley, and a final showdown where Big Baby Sweets true identity is revealed in the most ridiculous way imaginable. So that's your sixth and final option there. Oh my God.

It's your go, Ruby. What are you thinking? I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure Dolomite, there was like a huge huge gap in Dolomite movies or Dolomite related movies. It was like during the Blaxploitation era and then like a big gap and then Eddie Murphy's one. I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure that was the case. But it sounds so right. It sounds so right.

And that's so funny to me. I like how many names that are there. Also, Officeworks or some shit is so funny. I want that in a real synopsis. In saying that, I might just go with the last one, cause I like how many names are there. All right. I like funny names.

I just think it's- Big baby sweets are so good. Big baby sweets rock so hard. Big stank and little poo. Yeah, yeah. It sounds real to me. I'm- I'd watch it. It's real to me.

I want it to be real. 2000 was a very specific time. It was very- As all times are. I feel like 2000 was a very specific time. As all times are. I feel like 2000 was a very tongue in cheek time for comedy movies. And I find big money hustlers

with an AS on the end. To be a little tongue in cheek. So, if I'm wrong, guess I'll die. Oh! No pressure. Serene, what do you think? Oh, the stakes have risen. I didn't know that death.

I might die if I get it wrong. But you don't have to. Yeah. Oh, it's a choice. It's just me. It's chill. Yeah. I also thought that last one was, yeah, the first two were so just boring. They sounded like, yeah.

Boring. They sounded like, yeah. Boring. They sound like real movies. They sound boring. Seren hates movies. The second one, it was like African-American parents, but it was played by Alan Cumming or something. Oh, no. Adoptive African-American parents. And then biologic wealthy biological parents. Oh, true.

Yeah, maybe that one. No, actually, I'm going to lock in the crash bandicoot. The doco. All right, locking that in for Saran. What do you think, Cass? I was also going to go for the one with Big Sweet, but Ruby and I share our meals. So I have been thinking about Alan coming all week. So I'm going to go with the one that had Alan coming.

Which Alan are you thinking about coming all week? Alan Delon? I actually don't know any other Alan's. Alan Alder? Alan DeBoe. Uh, Alan Aldillon? I actually don't know any other Alan's. Alan Alder? Alan Alder? I don't know any Alan's. Oh yeah, Alan Alder. Is Alan Alder the one from MASH?

Yeah. I don't know that man. Yeah. Alan... Alan DeGeneres? Yeah, Alan DeGeneres. Peter Allen? The boyfriend from Oz. Okay, yeah, Peter Alan. That's my answer. That's my Alan who's coming all week. Alright, here's the answers. What is the first one which Seren described as boring?

With the investigative journalist Sarah Blakely that was written by a dog so That was written by Rupert the dog alright so pretty impressive when you think about it like that. Yeah impressive. X-con Graham Hick This is the one about That says... The one final score was that it? Yeah, yeah the big score Mickey the Tooth

I'm just trying to find the line that you liked office works and shit final score, was that it? Yeah, yeah, the big score. Mickey the Tooth. I'm just trying to find the line that you liked, Officeworks and shit. That was written by Saran. It's really beautiful. Thank you. And I remember, Graham Hick was a English- English-gripper?

Yeah. It was actually pretty believable up until- Yeah, I thought, I'd like, is Saran actually trying on this one? Yeah. It felt like you started just getting annoyed by your answer in the middle of it. I think that's how Yoffa writes. She's like, I can't stay sincere for the whole time.

I wanted it to be believable up until the giant novelty kicks. Yeah, that's where it hit. That's where it hit. It was beautiful. Um, yeah, that was a bit of fun there. The unknown school, high school kids who, I think this is really fun. They, the other kids think they're dead. So they fake their own death, try to raise money for a funeral. That was Cass Page. That sounds like a movie I watched. That sounds awesome. Thank you.

Yeah. If anyone wants to fund it. Cass went for the one where Jamie Kennedy played a transracial white boy, Andre Brown. That was Ruby. Beautiful. Thank you. That is so believable. Jamie Kennedy doing that sort of- Like pretending to be like, quote unquote, gangster. Yeah.

And you know what's even funnier? Alan Cumming and Traylor- Howard. Howard. And Jamie Kennedy, all just in Son of the Mask. Oh right. So they've worked together before. They've all worked together before and then they worked together again in this movie.

Beautiful. Same director as well. Yeah. Yeah. And that means, wait no, Saran went for the Crash Bandicoot doco. That was also written by a dog. Oh yeah. Named Rupert. Um, and that means the correct answer is what Ruby went for. Sugar Bear, Big Baby Sweets, Big Stank and Lil' Poot.

Yay! Triple points! It was actually a, um, uh, an Insane Clown Posse movie. Oh! No it is. Yes. I know that. Really? Oh, maybe my brain was like, oh, I want it to be real.

No, because I I love Insane Clown Posse, not their music. I love them as a concept. So I feel like that just I feel like that was like sleeping within me. They're sweeties, yeah? I think, yeah, but also they uh, I think they weren't or they, I don't know. It's like, it's a little all over the place, but I know one of them has like a furry kid. Has a kid who's a furry. Is he a felt man? He's a furry man. But he's very supportive of them. This is what Rupert the dog wrote about the film.

Big Money Hustlers was written by and stars Violent J of Insane Clown Posse along with ICP's other half Shaggy Too Dope, as well as several of their friends and other artists under their Psychopathic Records label. This is from Wiki. Big Money Hustlers was shot in New York. Most of the crew disliked the movie and the cast. They went on strike twice while only a few crew members continued to work. The movie was shot in two months but went way over budget.

Halfway through the movie, Bruce... Who's Bruce? Bruce is the real name of one of the Insane Clown Posseguards. Halfway through the movie, Bruce had to pay 100 grand of his own money to continue filming. I'll never pay the crew for the last two weeks of work due to the film going so far up over budget. So yeah, that sounds like they're great. No, I'm taking back the sweetie allegations. They've beaten them. I'm guessing unless they've got no money left at all, it feels weird for rich people to go, our money, our budget, we're over budget so we can't pay.

What? Yeah. It feels weird for rich people to go, our money, our budget, we're over budget, so we can't pay you. What? Yeah. But RupertTheDog says, my owner Cam was a diehard insane clown posse fan, AKA a juggalo, as a teenager and spent a lot of time tracking down a bootleg VHS of this when it came out. He also got to see them in 2004

when they visited Melbourne dressed up with the face paint and everything. Cool stuff. Cool stuff. Cool stuff. Cool stuff. Rotten Tomatoes, there's not enough reviews for a critics score, but the audience have it at 89 percent. The Juggalos came out in force for the film.

Yeah. Yeah. What do they say? Juggalos rise up? Yeah, they rose up for this. They rose up for this one. Terry W wrote a review there writing, I mean I expect it okay but this is barely watchable honestly but after a few drinks it was alright plus it's insane clown posse so five

stars regardless. So this is the guy who likes insane clown posse and he's like it was barely watchable. Have you guys ever drunk Faygo? Which is like Faygo is like the jugalow drink. Oh, no. It is like the go-to jugelow drink. That shit is poison. What does it taste like?

It's just a sweet, like syrupy soft drink, but like too sweet. Oh. Like it- Are you meant to mix it? I don't know. Maybe, maybe. But like I drank Fago once. I think I have the pineapple flavour.

Maybe it was the wrong choice, but it tasted bad. I know. I only just really... Is ICP, is that like a joke? Insane Clown Posse. Not like I can... ICP. ICP. Yeah, like I see you pee. Yeah. Is that what... Is that meant to be like that? Maybe. I think they have beautiful mugs.

Pretty clever if it is. Yeah. They named the group Insane Clown Posse so they could say ICP a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they were like, yeah, no, the joke isn't that we're clowns, it's just that we're always seeing piss.

We watch piss. We see dead piss. We watch piss, WWP. All right, the scores are in. After the game has been completed. In fourth place on three points, it's Saran. Thank you. But you you did the best answers. You did so many really good answers.

I won over Hart. Yeah. Yeah, you won on Hart points. Yeah, didn't win over Mines, did win over Hart. In third place on four points, it's Cass Page. It's an honor to be here. In second place on five points, it's Cass Page. Oh, it's an honor to be here. In second place on five points, it's The House. But way out in front on 11 points, it's Ruby Inners. 11 points! Jesus, thank you!

Triple points in the final round really exploded you to the... You were already leading, but it really made that a big win. It's really interesting because the last time I was on, I didn't win. I think Alexi came in clutch by the end of it. Oh, yeah. And. The movie question at the end is really playing into his. Yeah. Big time.

Into his, what would you call it? Movie. Skill set. Skill set. Thank you. He's playing into his movie. He's right. His whole thing. But I definitely did well last time based on knowing answers.

Yes, people normally don't, but you can't and you too, you know, you knew a third of the answers. It was insane. Client policy. This time. But this time I think I did well on being very convincing. I think that was my bag. I just speak like it's the truth even though I lie. Where can people find you Ruby? You can find me on back pocket at 7pm on twitch.tv slash back pocket or on Twitter at Ruby and us. And is that it's up there if people don't watch it live like if they're- You can watch it on YouTube.

If that's more than enough for someone someone. Yeah, someone somewhere else. Yeah. If you're like somewhere else and not around like where I am, it's not the same time. No, but they can watch on catch up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or they can watch it live in the middle of the night. Why wouldn't they? Why not?

Why not? Stay up. Yeah. But you can watch it on YouTube at Backpocket Vids. Probably with a Zed, is that? I wish. I suggested that and they were like, no, but it's cool. Yeah, Zed calls anything out.

It really does. This is good, but when you get a Zed. If there's enough Zeds, it's like you're sleeping, which is really cool. That's my favourite state to be in. It's like one Zed on the end of something wakes you up. Yeah. But then too many puts you to sleep. True. Wake up people find you, Cass. At CassCassPage on all of the socials. Listen to Being Hot Is Hard. Listen to Shut Up A Second. I think Seren, you've not come in. Yeah. You gotta.

I'd love to be there. That's the rules. But you guys have been on. So if you like Ruby Matt, get on. Ruby's been on Being Hot as Hard as well. It's a podcast where we interview hot people about being hot. And it rocks because it's me and my other host Zoe sitting on our phones being like, who do we know who's hot and funny?

And I haven't been on, but that's all right. That's all right. Seren, where can people find you? Well, I just got invited to be on this hot podcast. I am at Saran Comedy on Instagram and all the other things. And then also, well, this will be, yeah, I think you said this is after, but I'll be at Melbourne Fringe. When's that?

October 15th. Oh yeah, no, that's happened already. Okay. You had a great run. Yeah, I killed it at the Melbourne Fringe. No, yeah, Seren Comedy. People should be coming, getting ready for the 2025 festival season. That's what that show is just warming up for.

Exactly. It's going to be a lot of fun. Adelaide, Melbourne, etc. Yeah. So good. Anything else anyone needs to say? It's at Seren Comedy. I apologize. It is with an S. I'm thinking about changing it to a Z though. Yeah, yeah. After this.

Zuran. Yeah, yours is with an S, mine is too. All of our, none of us have Zs, we all have Ss. Yeah, Ruby Inez. Well that's like a- That'd be cool, that'd be like Spanish. Yeah, it's a Spanish thing. Because it's a Z sound, Inez.

No, Inez. Oh. Yeah, because it's like Scottish. cuz like actually change it yeah it was it would it would make it would add a little bit of swag I've I've been saying it wrong all these all these weeks like I can't tell so like I think you're fine because I don't annunciate great I I don't do words too good either don't worry I've had on the show, like one of my co-hosts will start saying, like taking words out of a sentence,

like, oh, I do this good, or like, it do like this, and they'll go, oh, I'm talking like Ruby. And I'm like, are you saying I'm stupid? To me, that sounds like talking like sans pants people. They take out words as well. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Interwesting. Yeah.

Very interesting. Yeah. Thanks so much, Phil. Let's see everyone at home. Give us a five star review, why not? I'll see it and it'll make me feel good at least momentarily. Maybe recommend it to friends who might enjoy it

and cheers for tuning in to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. I'm hearing the clips is good. Clips it. I think clips could be big. Yeah. I'm going to be a big mover. It's cool that you're the first person to ever do it as well.

I'm like, I'm going to start doing it. And if it takes off, I reckon others like Joe Rogan. Yeah. I can't think of any other. What do you think he looks like? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. off, I reckon others like Joe Rogan. Yeah. I can't think of any other.

What do you think he looks like? I'm just excited to see what everyone looks like. Yeah. Yeah, they feel like friends in my head, but I have no idea what they look like. You in particular don't have a mind's eye. No, I would really benefit from the clips, Matt. Yeah.

No mind's eye for you? Yeah, no mind's eye. Does that mean you can't like think of an apple? I can think of an apple. I just can't see it. You can't see it. Some people can rotate it. Yeah.

Yes. Is it the word apple? Or do you just, are you just like concept of apple? No, like I can't, can you see an apple? Yeah. Yeah. So I can't do that. Are you, can you taste it or anything?

No. You can't think of the flavour? I can, yeah, with my mind. Yeah. Can I can't do that. Are you take... Can you taste it or anything? No, you can't think of the flavour? I can, um, yeah, with my mind. Yeah. Can I taste it? Yeah, yeah. I can, um... Yeah, I can. Or do you just go, sweet? Yeah, juicy. Cool. I thought it was a good apple.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. It's a red gala. Ooh. Ooh. That's a mid-tier apple, I think. That's kind of like a... It's better than a Red Delicious. Yeah. But it's not as good as a Fuji.

I don't have a mind's eye, so... Or a... Pink lady. Pink lady. A good pink lady. Pink lady and the Fugees, they're the kings. What's the worst, Granny Smith? I think, I would say Red Delicious. They are a rock.

Yeah. They're as hard as a rock. I learned that Granny Smith's are the only apples that can help with nausea. Oh, really? Yeah. Which kind of nausea? Like just nausea, nausea in general.

Oh, you just have a Granny Smith and you're good. Yeah, I think it's the the something about the acidity. Is it the green? Oh, it's because it's green. It's rock. You just roll it around on your stomach. It's sort of like a massage kind's rock. You just roll it around on your stomach.

It's sort of like a massage kind of ball. I think that it feels so good, but this is like so unrelated. I should say welcome to getting pretty with Matt and the boys. That's a clip. We got our first clip. Sick! That's a clip for the end for sure. Hey, my headphones aren't working.

Oh, are they plugged in? No, they're not plugged in at all. Where do they go? In there. I am jacked into the mainframe. We did it. I've never been so confident with an answer in my life. Sometimes when I spit, like it's so real, it's crazy.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Like the words you spit? The words I'm spitting, like it's straight, sorry. It's straight facts is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even if it's wrong. But words is not real, so like you can kind of just like you can say anything.

That is such a good point. Yeah. Words is not real. Yeah, often better looked. Yeah. So like every answer that you're about to say hypothetically is correct. Well, I mean. Because words is not real.

And the problem with this show is, you know, one of them, the fake ones, is going to be so good, it's going to be better than the real one. And within like a hundred years, that's what the meaning will be. Exactly. Oh, you're influencing. You're changing minds. Well, we are. Yeah. Like in like, I'm gonna say like 1700s England, when when there was the old-timey podcast of Who Knew It with Matt Stewart. I'm assuming that, you know, there was like a, like your ancestor was doing that.

Yes. Who's naivety. Exactly. So when that was happening, tea obviously meant tea, but then one of the guests said that it meant like when you like say some information and then that's years later what it's become. Yeah. Wait, what did you mean when you said tea obviously meant tea? Tea is like the drink, but tea is like when you're spilling that tea. Oh.

When you're spilling that truth tea, you know what I mean? Yeah. Tea for truth, tea for tea. Yeah. Spilling that tea tea. Yeah. Spilling that tea tea. You know what I mean? Yeah. Tea for truth. Tea for tea. Yeah. Spelling that titty. Yeah. Spelling that titty. Yeah. Oh my God. I saw that in the substance.

She did that. She did do that. She did do that. Spoilers. Sorry. So many clips. Oh, and Ruby, you don't have to, you don't have to describe it. I only just need the name. Yep. So I do. I'm wordy by default. No, no worries. So in my answer for the last one I started with Gishgallop verb. And I read none of it out. You did not. Probably for the best. That's good. Did you do the phonetic pronunciations?

I wish I did. Yeah, there's like plenty of letters and stuff that I've never figured out. You did not! Probably for the best. That's good, you hit it well. Did you do the phonetic pronunciations? I wish I did. I wrote Gishgelat verb and then I was like, don't push it diva. Hahahaha Hey, you got the points? Yeah. Because Matt didn't read it out.

Yeah, have you ever thought of using our techniques around? Oh, that's beautiful. Three beautiful options there to go with the three ones that are already down as options. Very good. And that's six. Leave that in Connor. You don't know, do not use Connor against me, Siren.

Connor, and Connor knows this, I've literally said to him, Hey, I pay Connor now. Always. I got him to edit something for me, so he's on my payroll too. Yeah, well, I mean, not for- So he listens, he answers to me as well. Not for this. I literally tell him to cut anything that I say that bombs.

That's awesome. That rocks. That's so sick. Well, so some of these episodes are like 20 minutes. I hope so. I don't listen back. I have no idea. I really trust him.

We do our live show and I like to think that everything I say goes really well. But the bad thing about a live stream is like when something does bomb, it does not get edited out because it's live and you just sit there and everyone else on the couch just looks at you. It's such a funny feeling because you're like, I think like we're a nice audience for each other. You obviously don't even realise what I was saying was meant to be funny. They're just sitting there confused.

It's great. It feels awesome. It does feel really good. But that's all edited out from this show. Yeah, awesome. Thank God. Thank God. But if I ever stop talking, you can just laugh. Because I probably was. Sorry. Yeah, the problem is I speak slow as well. So who knows what's a pause and what's the end of a sentence. True. Cass, what's up? Who've you had on getting hot lately? We have had, oh we've had a really good run of guests actually. We've had Frankie McNair, we're about to have Irvy and Bron, Broncus.

We're about to have... Sick. Oh my god, we just had Han. Yeah, who have we had? Yeah. Maron, Han, Irvy, Frankie, Bron. It's a great run. Really good run.

Everyone but Frankie's been on this show before as well. Frankie's been on this show. Frankie's been on this show? Yes. No, Frankie, has's been on this show before as well. Frankie's been on this show. Frankie's been on this show? Yes. No, Frankie has Frankie been on this show? Frankie met Ruby doing this show recently. No, don't you know who I am?

Oh, yeah. OK. That was you were making me feel like I'd lost my mind. Frankie will be on the show. We're just going to find out a time that is, we can make it work. But obviously pretty busy person, unlike you three. Wow. It is a school day.

I would ask Cass probably and Saren, actually Saren's only available, but I asked Cass. I think I've been on it the most. David, you probably are top two. But Cass is, Cass is busy. No, I've been on it the most. David, you probably are top two. But Cass is busy. No, I've got a job. Yeah, I think that counts as busyness. I deserve employment.

I don't deserve to work. Yeah, love to work, hate to work. Yes. True. I actually think when this episode comes out, I'm going to be in Germany. Let me check. That feels important.

And you're going to say, Socken dick de worst. Hopefully someone remarkes me. You will be Socken dick de worst. You will be looking for sausage, it's true. Yeah, gotta. I mean, you literally went in Germany. You gotta eat some sausage. I recommend looking for some horse cheese as well.

Yeah. It's pretty good. I think literally. They do good chocolate, yeah? That's like a German thing. Yeah, they do. Doing good chocolate. I'm gonna have to have some Dickmans.

Some super Dickmans. They look great though. It's like fluffy white inside. But. I swear there's a treat like that already where it's like chocolate and then a marshmallow on the inside is that a thing a snowball snowball snowball maybe yeah chocolate with marshmallow on the inside mmm there's also this Scottish one the really famous Scottish one with the marshmallow on the

inside it's like a snowball but oh my god and that's the biscuit biscuit one that it's like a call to something royal or something. Yeah. Chocolate royal maybe. It's got a marshmallow biscuit and jam and you crack them on your head. Or are you still the kid and then you pick off the chocolate on the top and they go and suck the marshmallow bit in and then you'd eat the biscuit. Is that a universal thing? That is correct, yes. Halfway through that, I'm like, am I sounding insane right now?

No, that is. No? No, that's right. That's right. OK, great. We all did it. Yeah, it's more like we all did it. You didn't have to talk about it. We were there. Tea cakes. Tea cakes. Oh, my God.

Chocolate tea cakes. I love them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ones that you can get in Scotland are much nicer than the ones you can get here. They make them different. They're somehow softer and more delicate. Softer and more delicate. Yeah. And they do. I made such an effort not to crack any on the way home and then I cracked a bunch. I'm like, I guess I have to eat them. Can't give these away as gifts.

There's also the Canadian Whippet. They're the ones that have the little biscuit on the bottom. Canadian Whippet. Yeah. Yeah, that's the little biscuit on the bottom. Canadian Whippet? Yeah. Yeah, that's the one I'm thinking of. That's like called a... Hell yeah. I think that's what I would have called a royal or something.

We call Whippets something else too. Yeah, Whippets are a different thing for us. Yeah. Are we talking about dogs or is this a... Whippets are a third thing for us. Oh wait, no, because we don't use the word Whippets. We use nangs. Yeah, nangs, Whippets.

Whippets is an American. I thought whippets was if you used a can of whipped cream. I thought that was still an American term. It's still the same thing, isn't it? I think we just say nangs. Yeah, no one's doing whippets from a can of whippets. People are just eating whipped cream here. Yeah. But you just do nangs.

You just do nangs. A nanganator. I want to know what those are really called because I really like whipped cream. And one of my first jobs was at a cafe and I got to use the whipped cream machine and I was so excited and I loved it and all I wanted was to own one. Royals, true. Yes. Yum. Yeah, yeah, Arnott's Royals.

Remember that was, if they were on special or something and get a couple in the lunchbox as a kid. That's a special day. Looking back, it's funny to think it's like, what happened to mum and dad that week? They had a win at the T.O.B. or something? How are we getting royals in the box? We'll never know. Unless I guess I could ask them. Yeah, just check. I'm guessing it's probably. They were on sale?

On sale. Yep. Yeah. Or, or you ask them and they're like, that's actually a really personal question. Those weeks. Yeah. We can't talk about those weeks. We can't talk about that.

No. I'm not waiting in line for a party. I really want to go. Yeah. And get in, but waiting in line to get into a party is just not my kind of... I don't think anything's worth lining up for. No. Like, I actually agree and I worked in retail for so long, so that I'm comfortable with

saying. Yeah. Yeah. Anytime I saw people lining up for a midnight launch of a game, I was like, don't. You'll be able to walk in and get it tomorrow. Yeah. You're literally going to get in eventually. So like, I don't know. That bit. Oh, I've only lined up for one thing, like early. And that was Carly Rae Jepsen live at the Enmore. And it was worth it. I got directly in front of her. I was at the very, very front and

she was right there. And she is so small. Yeah, right. I was at the very very front and she was right there and she is so small. Yeah right. I could fit her in my pocket probably. Right. Tiny. Diddy diddy woman. Did you take her? I wish. I thought about it. I was like I think she'd be chill with my vibe and you know I'm willing to get some sick horrible surgery to give myself like a kangaroo pouch and she can just live in it. Um, I don't think she'd like it. I think she'd think I'm a freak of nature. I think she'd respect that you were doing you.

Yeah. I think she'd respect that I did something so like body horrific and heinous for the sake of her comfort. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you want her to be warm. Yeah. And she is this big. She's literally this big. Would you would you be permanently in pain because of the surgery?

Things heal. OK. Wounds heal. You know, it's a body mud. We've got an arias pierce. It's the same thing. Yeah. I was just wondering how much of a sacrifice you're making. If anything, it's a sacrifice because it's a body mod. It might be fine. We've got Narius, Pierce, it's the same thing. Yeah, yeah. I was just wondering how much of a sacrifice you're making. If anything, it's a sacrifice because it's a sack. Oh, oh, and it's a new orifice. Yes. Because it's like a pouch.

Brother. And then, yeah, if she doesn't like it, you've still got an extra, you got a pouch. I'm still, I'm still a beautiful kangaroo. Yeah. Looking for a for a pockets required. Yeah. No pack pocket. That's where I work. What's Ruby in us on back pocket every week? It's chill.

Yeah. What is it? Do you want to explain it a little bit more? Yeah. It's like if, um, it's, it's, uh, like if it's like opposite Graham Norton, but about video games. So instead of, so like instead of one guy with a funny voice talking to three people, it's three people talking to one guy with a funny voice and it's about video games? Waste. Yeah, no, so we've got three hosts every week and then we get a guest. We talk about video games. We start off with gaming news, then jump into what we've been

playing that week and then do a few game show segments for fun. Yeah, sick. I think a bunch of our listeners will be familiar with the Gamy Game Show. Yeah, Gamy Gamy Game. A bit of an overlap with guests and stuff on that. Yeah, definitely. It's like Sydney's Gamy Game. Pretty much. And like I, that's kind of, it's one of the hardest things about getting people on the

show is like there's so many people from the industry, but also in comedy that play video games that are in Melbourne. Like I have been thinking about it for such a long time to get some of the gamey gamey guys on the show. Yeah. Not only are they in Melbourne, but you have to find someone who has a funny voice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just one. Yeah. Which actually makes it a little easier, because like if we got two people on with funny voices, it's like we're in the world.

Are you going to find two people with funny voices? It's too difficult. It's too hard. Yeah. You're just talking specifically about the Irish accent though, right? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Or any of the UK accents that are weird. Oh, okay. You know?

Can you give us an example of one? Is that all of them? Like, oh, there's the, like a Manchester accent is kind of silly. Manchester. Mm, well, that's really good. Yeah. That's really good. Yeah, I don't think any of them are Manchester. Mm, that's really good. Yeah, it's really good. I don't. Yeah, I don't think there are any of them are funny.

I think they're all beautiful. But also Derry. That's wrong. Derry's so good. Derry's so good. Derry accent. Oh, yeah, I because I love Derry Girls. Big fan.

It's amazing. Such a good show. And like, like, there's just a line that like rattles around in my head all the time. Just like, I think I'm a lesbian No, do you not? I am and it's just that just go go go go go because the way that they say it's so beautiful Good I reckon some of our listeners from those areas right now are thinking how dare You four weird speaking people. No, that's the thing, though. We all sound super funny as well. I think everybody's got a weird voice. Yeah. I sound fucked.

My favourite is when people say they don't have an accent. What does that mean? I hate that when people actually don't have an accent. No, this is the neutral accent. No, but you know what's funny? It's almost always Americans. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because there is like a neutral American accent, I think.

And I think they confuse that with a neutral world accent. Yeah. Yeah. Because there is like a neutral American accent I think and I think they confuse that with a neutral world accent. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody speaks American, you know. Yeah. They are the center of the world in a lot of ways. The entertainment world. God bless America. Video games come from there, I bet. Some. Yeah. Not all. Not all. Japan's pretty pretty big Yeah, Australia's got some really good games coming out really cultural lambs from Australia Cult of the lamb great game on top of the lamb hollow night untitled goose game Classic gubbins came from Australia There are others so so many even like the in the early mobile days. You've got like Fruit Ninja Jetpack Joyride they come from Australia as well. Yeah, we did Fruit Ninja. We did Fruit Ninja. That's beautiful. We also did Crossy Road Yeah, bloody hell. Oh, I'd have heard of some of those. Yeah

Some of our summer full studios made it it. It's Stray Gods. Stray Gods. Stray Gods. Oh, even in big games, L.A. Noire is an Australian made game. It was made by Tim Bondi. Oh, yeah. Cool. Bloody hell.

Fun facts. They were all really fun facts. Yeah, I love the Australian games industry. I do too now that I know it exists. I'm glad. No, I knew about Goose Games. Knew about Goose Game. What about Super Nintendo Cricket?

Potentially. No, we had a huge... there was a huge history of licensed games in Australia. Like back in the day so many licensed games were made in Australia. So like potentially. Yeah, sick. Like we're still making AFL games. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and. Like we're still making AFL games. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. And are they good? I feel like people in gaming and people who like football, I don't think anyone particularly likes them. It's Joel Doucher and that's end of list. Yeah.

Does he like it? Oh, I don't know if he likes that game, but he certainly likes, he certainly has a football podcast and a video game podcast. Yeah. And have you seen the current trend online where it'll be men? What like they'll do a like Stitch for TikTok or whatever, and they'll recreate a bird's mating dance. But they'll be dressed in like, you know, a suit or whatever. And so they're like doing all these leg slides and like putting their arms out like the bird, but they will genuinely try and look hot. And women are like, oh no, the mating dance is working. This guy looks resplendent.

I have not seen that trend. My algorithm is broken. What are you saying? What are you getting? I get the hot balls. Sorry? The hot metal balls. Oh, Mack gets a- What? You don't get the hot balls. Sorry? The hot metal balls. Mack gets them.

You don't get the hot metal balls? No. Yeah, putting the hot metal balls into stuff. And it makes a hot, a little fucked up noise. I was thinking of ball jacuzzi. Remember the ball jacuzzi? Yeah. Yeah.

Remember the ball jacuzzi? It's a new form of birth control if you've got pernus. Yeah. So like sac going hot tub radiates a little bit. Oh, you're cooking your balls. Cooks all your balls and then I think you do it every what's it, a month or three months. You're like tea bagging a deep fryer.

Tea bagging a deep fryer but it's like a little mini hot tub that does a little bit of radiation and then when it's ready again you do it again. You're battering your balls. Can I just point out that if you are health minded you could also tea bag in an air fryer. This is tea. Yeah, it's true.

Or just like, just like buy like a burner phone and then just keep it next to your nuts at all times. Yeah. Yeah. A burner phone. Yeah. Hmm. That makes sense. Good. That why they... yep.