Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 113 - Sez.com.au and Luke Warlow

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features Sez (Australia's no.1 artist and poet) and Luke Harlow (Sunbather)!Check out Matt's stand up special: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by @muzdoodles and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Matt here letting you know that I've got some shows coming up in Brisbane. We're doing a live Who Knew It? And I'm also doing a stand-up show, my show Ding, at the Caxton Street Festival on the 19th of October. And then I'm going to be in Geelong working on an hour of new material on the 31st of October at the brewery there. Jeez, I'm looking forward to that. Then, of course, I'm flying over with my friends Jess and Dave to do a tour of Europe for Do Go On, but at the end of that tour I'm doing three Who Knew It shows with Stand Up as well in London on the 17th of November, Leicester on the

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and monetize their podcasts everywhere. Acast.com. Welcome to Who Knew with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest is Australia's number one artist and poet, it says... Oh my god. Guys, thank you so much for having me here. I am really busy as Australia's number one artist and poet. So...

Booked and blessed. Booked and and blessed but this is my favourite podcast. You know, I had to come on. Yeah. I had to cut out the schedule. That means a lot. I mean I had to book you in like what, 12 months in advance? Yeah, yeah. It should have been 18 but we made an exception in the team, you know. Thanks so much to your team as well. They've been really, really great to deal with. Yeah, well, I wish I could say the same, but you know, shout out. We love you. Shout out. Says dot com dot au.

That's someone actually I asked Alistair a while ago, any guest suggestions? And someone says says dot com dot au. And I had I was so confused. But to find out you're a real person was actually not just a website really great you think I'm a real person thanks man I needed to hear that today whoa our second guest this week is from the dream pop band Sunbather it's Luke Wallow thank you thank you hello mean, I normally think of you as John Wallow's son, but. Yeah, that's how most people refer to me as a more important person than I am.

Absolutely. Whereas I have the Lukewarm name of Luke. Oh my God. Luke Wall name. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's cool. You've only just told me your dad's name is John before. Are you an epo baby of some sort? No, my dad is. Is he the manager of Sunbather or something? Yeah, he's the manager.

He also started just music in Australia in general. Yeah. Really? He's like Gdinski's dad. Yeah, exactly. He's also known as John Wallow's son. Yeah, it got confusing. So yeah, that's why he died. Yeah, but unlike says. No. Got that mushroom group hookup why he died. Yeah. But unlike says, no,

I've got that mushroom group hook up, but it's not a mushroom, is it? What's your dad's music company called? Luke Wallow's dad's music label. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to hit your dad up. That's for sure. That's awesome. Yeah. Unlike says there wasn't much in the way of needing to

book ahead of time with me. I was available on the day, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were't much in the way of needing to book ahead of time with me. I was available on the day, you know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you were just walking past the building. Yeah, I was hanging out the building. Yeah. Any any free spots? I don't know if you need to drop in. Yeah. Yeah. And finally, you guys let me in.

So thank you. Hey, it's been a pleasure. People who will listen to previous episodes, which I think probably most of them would have. Hopefully, yeah. That would have heard you on episode 100 where you were the scorekeeper. Yes. And you also, you let us play your song at the end and people loved it. Yeah, did they? Yeah.

Good response. Got a lot of love for it. Oh, that is great. That is good to hear. It's a real, it's a dream pop song. It is a dream pop song. Yeah, it's called Holiday, I believe. Yeah. And yeah, thanks for putting it on and for, you know,

as we spoke about it and intimidating me to make you play that in the credits. So. Yeah. I think I intimidated you. Yeah, it was scary. Yeah. It was. Ew. There's something behind the eyes of this guy.

Yeah, I fucking knew it. I put up the fists. And so that was pretty much all it took. He was like, come on. Old timey boxing stance. And that was it. And so I don't know what's going to happen at the end of this episode yet, but I'm scared. But maybe another...

Have you got any new singles to- for me to beat out of you? We're very much in the studio at the minute. We just had like a big intensive working on a new album for like for three weeks straight, which was bloody awesome. And so stuff with that will be coming out next year. We're very excited for it. But I don't think you're going to get any, you know, pre-releases just yet. Okay. Maybe when it's closer to coming out. This sounds like a guy who could be bullied into releasing another song. My arm is apparently very twistable.

Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. Well, just like a first draft. Yeah. This was not meant to be heard yet. I'm like, I'm sorry, he's very intimidating. So the way the show works is I ask a relatively obscure, trivia question our contestants have to write a convincing, fake answer. I then read their answers as well as the real one.

The guests then have to choose which one is correct. And the first question comes from listener James Tregarth from North Wales. And the question is, what does Jim Crack mean? is what does gym crack mean? Hmm. What does gym crack mean? And while they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant and another point if you correctly guess the answer. By the way, I'm also playing as the house and I've put into my own fake answers for each question.

I would help with the question writers and I get a point for each one of these that our guests choose. So each of us can score up to two points per round which seems fair but the probability actually favors me the house. That's according to a mathematician listener. Anyway and I've just fully taken his word for it. But to even things up I give the guests triple points in the final round which I do not get. And our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level

via patreon.com slash to go on Podlinked in the show notes. And hey, while I've got you, why not follow us on Instagram, Facebook, et cetera, at who knew it pod. I've been filming episodes. We're filming this episode right now. And I believe I will probably put a clip up from it. I believe that. Hey, it looks like the answers are in for question number one which is what does gym crack mean? Here are your options.

Damage caused by dropping a heavy weight on the floor from too high. Dudes who drink electrolytes and do weights only at the gym or a special type of crack that only men with J names can take that makes them stop gaslighting women from 23 to 28. There's two... that can mean both of those things. Is that Oxford or is that... I think that's... Cambridge.

Yeah, yeah. Could be Macquarie. Could be Merriam-Webster. Charles Stewart. Yeah. Could be Macquarie. Could be Merriam-Webster. Charles Stewart. The Pocket Dictionary. Yeah. Uh, slang term for steroids used by gym junkies. Oh, it's gotta be that.

Attractive on the surface, but badly made and of no real or permanent value. Or the Kraken's gifted son named Jim. Jim Crack. Jim Crack. Jim Crack. Okay. Says you want to have first crack here. Damn. Okay. That's a lot. That's a lot. That is a lot.

A lot to sort through there. So you got the damage caused by dropping a heavy weight. You got the dudes who drink Electro Arts and do weights only at the gym. And then the second option. Supposed to doing do weights only at the gym. And then the second option. Supposed to doing weights not at the gym. Where was your rationale with this, Sez? I hate no one saying Sez right now. No one is saying Sez.

No one is saying Sez right now. I feel like the last one where it was like, wait, Kraken, what was that one again? The Kraken's gifted son named Jim. I kind of feel like it's that, cause that feels like a riddle, like some kind of medieval vibe and that could be like a really old, old word we don't know about from that time. Like, you know, doth, doth, but it's Jim Crack.

That sounds like it belongs in the same way of speaking. So you're going to get Kraken's gifted son named Jim. Yeah. It's like a character in a limerick or something like that. Yeah, 100 percent. Old school stuff. Shout out. Shout out to the bards. Shout out. Shout out to the bards. Amen. That's like a character in a limerick or something like that. Yeah, 100%. Old school stuff, shout out. Shout out to the Bards.

Shout out. Shout out to the Bards. Amen. That's really nice. If you're listening now, actually. What do you think, Luke? So we had guys who only lift weights in the gym and drink electrolytes and do roids and gaslight women

from the age of 20. If they have a J name 23 to 28. Quite a specific one. That is highly specific. I got I think a term like that, though, you would need to shorten down because it's quite cumbersome to refer to in that full. Yeah. So you wouldn't you need to show that to Jim Crack. However, yeah, I don't know. I smell a fish without.

So I smell fish. I smell fish. Something's fishy. I smell fishy. I smell like beef. But I smell a fish. I smell a fish. I have my hands up here.

I smell a fish. That's awesome. That is awesome. That is better, I think. Yeah, that should be it. The rat smell. Fish smell, I think. Yeah, that should be it. The rat smell? Fish smell?

Fish smell? Yeah. Putrid. Yeah. Pungent fish. Fuck, shout out to the fishes, guys. You don't need to be this rude to them. What the fuck?

They are smelling okay. Smells neutral. Smells neutral. I'm not saying they stink. I'm saying they smell a lot. It's a good point. I've never really smelled a rat. You can't tell on podcast stats, but fishes listen to podcasts. I know, 50% of my listeners are fish. Yeah, so just

watch your mouth. I'm not, I mean you're extrapolating what I've said into a negative. I'm about to cancel you in the fish world. I think some fish smell great, some fish smell bad but they all smell. Whereas rats, I don't know, I couldn't tell you what a rat. Actually, no, that's fair. They all do smell. It's just like what kind of smell. Yeah. Oh, that's so deep. Fuck. I'm sorry.

You hear smell and you think that's negative? Well, that's on you. I assumed your assumption. You assume so much assuming. I'm so sorry. God. You know what they say when you assume. So the other other ones are dropping something from a height. Yep.

Same term for Jim Junkies. Oh no, for the storage used by Jim Junkies. Tractive on the surface, but barely made and no real value. Hmm. That one is very tempting. I, I want it to be that one. Like that. That's another Jim Crackier.

And it's like, I want to stand out as,. Like that's another gym crack. Yeah. And it's like... That one does stand out as seemingly quite different from the others. Yeah. And I think, you know, there's way to play the game, right? And it's like, look at which one is not like the others. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm going to go with that one. OK.

Log on that in for a little bit. Here's a rosy answers. Damage caused by dropping a heavy weight. That was James, the question writer aka the house. Thank you James. The one about electrolytes but also J names and gas lighting. That was Sez. What? Mmm yeah there's some baggage you know. There's some baggage with Jim Cracks. Have you met a few Jim Cracks? Yeah, back in my day. Back in my day, two weeks ago, but yeah, it's okay. I didn't read it until I read it.

So was I meant to just choose one of those two options? I don't know why I put two options. Like, I just was really feeling it in the moment. I'm so sorry. These were two separate options. Well, I think so because it was... No, they're definitely not the same guys. Definitely not. Just a drink electrolytes or a special type of crack that only men with J names can take.

Yeah science guys it's a thing. A slang term for steroids used by gym junkies that was the house. Oh. The crackin' gifted son named Jim says them for that that was Luke. Hell yeah. Fuck. That sounded real. I'm not just my father's son. No, no. I'm Luke. And that means Luke you're also correct isn't it attract something attractive on the surface but badly made and of no real value. Hell yeah. So you get full points there. Holy. Holy. Oh shit we're doing points. Oh yeah. Dude I've been prepping for this. Okay, okay. Does that change everything? Maybe.

Because that means after one round, the score's says on nothing, the house on nothing. Luke out in front on two. Here is question number two. This comes from a bunch of people. I think this is the most because they all separately sent in the same question. This is the most people this has ever happened with. This question comes from... Wait, is that by chance? People who just...

Yeah, I guess they all just read the same blog. Like it must have come up somewhere. Oh, it's the current events for something. Don't you think? Okay, yeah. All right. Obviously, it just seems like a weird thing. When you hear the question, you'll be like, oh, that's weird, but it must have been, it must have been like covered on something.

There's something in the culture. Yeah. So it comes from Emma Lavender from Melbourne, Kayla Hodquits from Lemoyne, Maine, Taylor Cruz from South St. Paul, Minnesota, Don Wood from Stratford-upon-Avon in the UK, speaking of the part, Mark Wann from British Columbia, Canada,

and Nick Dennis from Edders, Pennsylvania. So it's not even like for one place, it's all around the world. Incredible amount of people. Okay. And the question is, which of the following is the name of a kind of rock? What? So you're just going to come up with a name of a kind of rock, which I like. That is what are the- is there like a bot that has been in all these countries and is just like sending in these questions? The genuine fan, don't get me wrong, we got fish and we got bots who are real keen listeners. Yeah, 50% of our listeners are bots.

Yes. Yeah. Rock bots. Rock bots. That is a ridiculous coincidence. Yeah. People just send in this rather generic question, no offence to all nine of you. But I think that happens to overlap. Though I'm sure it must have been.

That's like a rift in the universe. Reference on something. Yeah, maybe. Do you think it's a rift? Reference on something. What? Like, this is a type of rock? Yeah, but I mean, that rock name is is you know unusual is there not enough rocks already you know I think we should hold on one god alright so we come up with it's just a name one and you don't have to describe it just the name of the rock okay okay and you know

it's unusual I'm looking up a list of rock names now and yeah, you know, they're all pretty dull. Pumice. Pumice. Knorite. Oh. Monzenite. Oh. Kimberlite.

Mums alright? Mums alright. Don't burn a man. That would have been... Here we go. I would have said... Fuck, I should have said that. That would be the one you've right.

Don't say. Okay. But that, I mean... Wait, you want me would have said... Fuck, I should have said that. That would be the one you write. Don't say. Okay. But that, I mean... Wait, you want me to write that? No, I don't. Okay. I mean, you can't now.

You've burnt it, but that's... That would have been a good one to write. Yeah. Because I think the real one is in a similar ballpark of silly. Maybe. Okay. All right, all right. I guess we'll find out together.

Anyway, while you're writing your answers, here's some more info on Jim Crack. This is from Miriam Webster. "'Jim Crack' is one of many peculiar sounding words "'that have pervaded our language "'to refer to something ornamental and of little value. "'Others include bauble, trinket, knick-knack, "'googaw, kickshaw, and, ugh, chochke.' Whoa.

"'Tch, H, O, T, C, H, K, E, chochke. "'Bauble appears to be the oldest among the group, Whoa. TCHOTCHKE. Bawble appears to be the oldest among the group with known evidence of usage dating back to the 14th century. The earliest available evidence of Gighor or Gugor and Kickshaw from the 16th century, whereas Gim-Gimkrak and Nicknack established themselves in the 17th century. Chuchke borrowed from Yiddish is by far the most recent addition to our language. It must be pronounced differently.

Cause that doesn't ring any bells to me, Chotchke. Bro, I knew it was like an olden time vibe. Oh yeah, you were right on that, weren't you? Bro, I see words, I feel them, okay? And I didn't even think about my answer for this one as well I just it came to me. I wasn't thinking about it I would say I thought about it in the way that I barely heard what was just said in the last minute Chochka it sounds like a Russian author. Oh, yeah. I don't know who that person was but they sound like a fun time

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's like that was one of our listeners like a fun time. Oh yeah. Yeah. Shout out. That was one of our listeners, one of our bots, I think. Shout out. Shout out to them. It's like Dostoevsky's son. Hell yeah. All right, the answer in for question number two.

Which of the following is the name of a kind of rock coming tonight? It's been a hard day's night. Susquartz, Deez nuts. Or fight or flight. Fight or flight. Wait a second. When you said rock, are we talking about like a rock and a river? Are we talking about rock and roll?

Yeah, like a rock and a river. I was just saying, because these names are giving like a rock and roll vibe. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, that's another project. The answers are the same. OK. They're not mutually exclusive. I don't know.

I'm just getting inspired. That's a really good point. You know, like, coming tonight sounds like, I don't know, some sort of new punk rock subgenre. Yeah. Okay, okay. Coming is spelled C-U-M-M. Yeah. No, I assume.

Straight up. Straight up. That's- What's fucking annoying is that it may- it's like gonna be some old Greek term for a rock and they used to have it at all the orgies that they had. I think you could make a case for all these, right? Like it's been a hard day's night. I was a Beatles fan.

Yeah. Discovered it or something in the 60s. Yeah. And that is a type of rock. Susquats. Beatles. So it sounds a bit like suss watch. Yeah. But also just, you know, they can just be named after where they're from. Deez Nuts, I think it might be as harder to make a case for, I'm not sure. I don't know, I feel like Deez Nuts feel authentic.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, cause they, Deez Nuts. So, you said you didn't really think about the answer that you submitted with this one. Deez Nuts, it just feels like it rolls, rock and roll. That's what I mean though. Yeah, yeah.

Rocks are so underrated, fuck. Yeah, they're- Shout out to the rocks listening as well, that's 10%. Yeah, they don't get their shine, you know? Yeah. They don't get, they're flowers. One day, one day, sorry, go on. I think they'll be here after us.

And then yeah, fight or flight. All right, so Luke, you'll go here. So, Hard Day's Night was one. It's been a hard day's night. Coming tonight. Coming tonight. I- Susquats.

Susquats, I think it sounds like the most appropriate answer, but I reckon it's a red herring there. I mean, yeah, they're all red. I mean, which is a fish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A beautiful smelling fish. Beautiful smelling fish, the red herring. Yeah, okay. But I'm gonna say this answer in spite of myself and say, I'm coming tonight. Okay.

And your answer? Say this answer in spite of myself and say I'm coming tonight. Okay. And your answer. Oh, gosh. No, it's I'm coming tonight. Yeah. What about you says? Oh, it's hard because like. I am coming tonight.

But also, I do think the Rock is coming tonight. I do coming tonight. But also I do think the rock is coming tonight. Like I do think that. Oh, are we gonna double down? Yeah, is that allowed? Yeah, oh yeah. Fuck. We're going down in this shit together. I just, that's what my, like I don't wanna be in authentic.

I can't even say it. That's just how I feel. Sorry guys. Sorry to double up. Please don't apologize. Here's who wrote the feel. Sorry guys. Sorry to double up. Please don't apologize. Here's who wrote the answers. Fight or flight? That was Luke. Fantastic stuff. Thank you. Cheers. D's nuts? That was Dom. One of the question writers. Oh yeah, thank you Dom. I really thought that was you Sez. Very much though. Wow. I'm sorry but you're like, I

didn't even think about my answer and then D's nuts. It was great. It's been a hard day's night. That was Mark, another one of the question writers. OK, the house. Susquartz. That was Sez. Nice. It's just like a susquartz. Dude, that's a great answer. You really almost got me. I like crystals and stuff, but some of them seem kind of sus.

So it's like fool's gold almost. Susquartz. Yeah, like I take one for luck and then I have like a fucked day and I'm just like susquartz. And you're like, no, I'm coming tonight. Yeah, I'm coming tonight. Throw in the river. Coming tonight is the correct answer. Oh, shut up.

So we're both coming tonight. Bro. Well done. Dude, that's crazy. That's fucked up. And it's spelled C-U-M-M-I-N-G. T-O-N-I-T-E. Yeah. Can we see what this rock looks like?

I don't know if I want to see that actually, but. It can't live up. I haven't looked at it, but it can't live up to that. Let's have a look. Is it like a current day rock? Does that make sense? I believe so. In the rock world, like, what era, you know? Coming tonight.

Coming tonight. That's the real rock and roll era. That's a pretty cool looking rock. Yeah. Oh, man, why are you showing us? Hello. That is a very cool looking rock. Yeah.

It looks like crystal-esque. Is that? Yeah, it looks almost like feathers. It almost looks like an owl. But it also almost looks like a butthole. It looks kind of messy for real. Like I get the name. I'm like, this is a weird vibe.

Can we also feel like origins? And yeah, I mean, the problem with this show is that I do the origin and stuff while you're concentrating on the next answer. Oh, yeah, true. Let me. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's named after the place it was found. Right. Coming.

Coming. Yeah. Right. I would also like to point out that you just Googled coming tonight in the punk house. I'm very surprised that that didn't come up with some other crazy shit. That wasn't it. I didn't even put up coming tonight rock. It was just... Damn. Yeah. I didn't even think about that, but that was lucky.

Yeah, that was a risk. Maybe safe searches on. All right. Here's question number three. This comes from Alfie Hanks from North London. North London. Question is, what is the name of the Canadian, one of the, I'll have another crack at that. E. Take two.

What is the name of one of the Canadian superheroes introduced in Marvel's Alpha Flight,. 3, Issue 1 in 2004? So, we want their name and just a sentence about them. Canadian superhero introduced. And a sentence, okay. Yeah, you know, about superpowers or what their vibe is or whatever. Yeah. Why they have their name or whatever.

Yeah. Either of you comic book types? Marvel people? No, I sort of. No. I really quite. I don't really enjoy the Marvel universe and whatnot. I tried to watch Guardians of the Galaxy on the plane. Fucking Yawnfest. Oh, that's what I. Oh, my God.

That's one of the better ones. Shit. And then I really wanted to like, Thor Ragnarok, because YTT is the director. And yeah, I turned that off like an hour in as well, which I'm usually very much pot committed by an hour into a movie. And I'll be like, I'll just finish it. But yeah, I feel like I might cop a bit of flack about this. So there are a lot of Marvel heads.

About 50% of the audience. Shit. You got a lot of 50%. That's like, we got like a 200% listenership now. That's wild. There's overlap. There's overlap. Some of those are bots. 50% bots.

We got some Marvel loving fish. 50% fans. Yeah, yeah. Just to double check, because I feel like I have some knowledge, maybe. You said volume one of... Volume three and then whatever hashtag one means. Does that mean issue one or... So crazy to be volume three and then have a hashtag one as well.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Volume three and then part one of volume three, maybe. It's like when you're saving like different document names or different session names. Yeah, yeah. Final version 3.1. Yeah, take. Take. Final real version 4.8.

Yeah, yeah. That's what they've done with it. And when you think you've already, you go final version, but it's not. And that's the final version part two. Part two, underscore real. Yeah, real this time, I swear to God. Yeah. While Luke's still writing says,

I can tell you about Cummingtonite. Now this is according to Emma. The mineral symbol for Cummingtonite is cum. Oh. Oh. Makes sense. Cummingtonite for which the mineral was named is a small town itself,

which was named after land's a small town itself, which was named after land holder, John Cummings, and the place has a population of, as of 2020, of 829. Mark writes, it was discovered in 1824, this is the rock. It is an amphibole mineral, similar to others like glaucofane or arfidzenite. Or I'm fucking coming tonight? I think so. Who's, yeah.

And those minerals make sense. Fatboy scoops. Yeah. Fatman scoops. Who's fucking a night? Yeah. It's a great rock. If you've got a coming tonight rock,

put your hands up. Yeah. Yeah. We were all there. Yeah. Man, I was waving my hands like I just did not care. Yeah. Mark says that it's not really economically useful,

but it appears in interesting places geologically as it is a metamorphic mineral that indicates some level of burial and or tectonic movement. Yeah. Yeah. I think that makes that clear. So it has use. It has no use. Real tectonic. Real tectonic. I thought it had tectonic use. Well, people think it has use. Has no use. Real tectonic, real tectonic. I thought it had tectonic use.

Well, people think it has use, you know? People think it has use, then would it not have use? I don't know. Oh my God, that's such a great point. Is it? That is such a great point. Here we go. Bloody hell. And says just a sentence about him.

Like maybe about their power or about what their vibe is. Okay. No pressure. No pressure. So, you said that the mineral symbol is cum. The mineral shortening of... Yeah. C-U-M. That's wild. I've just realised I've misunderstood so many messages.

They're just mad rock fans. Rockheads. Big rockheads. That would have led to some awkward scenarios, I imagine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's between a rock and hard place. Oh my God. Fucking hell. My God. Has he done it?

No, he has not done it. He has not done it. I'm not proud of it. Okay, this is what I remember from the book I read. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Um, okay fantastic. Um, the answer's... Sorry, I was gonna say the comic book. Sorry, just for the comic people. But you just call, you just call, comic people I think call them books. Oh. Well, okay, good to know sorry guys sorry just books 100%. No I think you said it just I'm all I was saying was I think you you can

talk to them like that I think they understand. They're real they're the real ones yeah. It's like in Japan Japanese food is just food. To comic book readers comic books are just books. Dude I'm learning so much. What do they call books then? What do they call like novels? I suppose they'll call them novels. Yeah, yeah. I had nothing and I really appreciate you answering that one for me. Shhh.

Answering for question number three, what is the name of one of the Canadian superheroes introduced in Marvel's Alpha Flight, volume three, hashtag one in 2004htag 2004. Maybe that's what it was. Maybe it wasn't like an extra bit of info about the issue. Maybe it was just like trying to get something trending. Hashtag one. Yeah, it's a huge issue.

Like everyone's like, that's got to be popular, right? It's just a number. Hashtag one. We're just trying to get on the back of that big hashtag one. I'm just trying to jump on the wave. In 2004, it would have been early days for one and hashtags. Anyway, here are your options for the Canadian superior question. Syrup man, he can manipulate any form of liquid sugar.

Major Maple Leaf, a Mountie who has no powers but he rides a horse that does. Oh, I like that. Poutine Ragnarokko uses gravy and cheese to manipulate villains from around the town. Around the town? Canada, let's go, let's go. Yeah, it's for them. Yeah. You got bloody villains in your area. Maple mist, a translucent shapeshifter who predominantly hides in the form of a maple leaf. I like it. And Canadians listening will be getting a real...

They'll be like, oh fuck sake. They'll be getting a real education to what we know of them. Yeah, exactly. So they've got maple leaves. I wonder if they have an equivalent Canadian podcast where they're talking about Australian superheroes and it's just like fucking you butte. Yeah, Bonsafleur.

Shrimp on the- DT's. Yeah, weapons of meat pie. Yeah. Oh, and a Dimi. Could go with Dimi. Do you think they know that about us? No, I don't think that's probably.

I think that's probably too niche. Probably because maybe Dimmies don't exist anywhere else, I guess. Or do they? I'm not sure. They just have actual, like, old school Dimsum. Yeah, I think they have the real deal. We actually invented- We actually invented a very slight variation on that. More yet, 100%.

Yeah, we claim it. So you got one final option. Polite a man was bitten by an overly polite neighbor and now diffuses villains plans using his words and kindness. That sounds very Canadian. That's really wholesome. So you got syrup man, major maple leaf, poutine, aragna, Rocco, Maple Mist, or Pilata Man? Pilata Man, Pilata Man,

does whatever Pilata Man can. Ah, I don't, yeah. Can, can. Amazing. Can, can. I'm gonna say Maple Mist just like straight up. And if it's not that, I need that to happen. I need that to be a series. Marvel, what the fuck is up? Make it happen. This is to you, Marvel.

We need to make Maple Mist a series. Yeah. Marvel actually makes up 50% of the audience. So, oh my gosh. Plus it's like a sticky mist. It's like you're transforming through the mist, but it's like sticky because it's syrup. So you're like trying to move, but it's like people are going to know because they'll be, oh, what's that like sticky sensation? Yeah.

But he's like, he's smart like that because he's making people question. Hey, yeah, it's a man. It is a man. You're assuming. I'm assuming. And I think I'm right. Why are you putting gender on a transition? It's shape-shifters.

Everything's about gender these days. It's a shape shifter. If anything, they have to be gender fluid. Okay. Okay, fair. Fair. Nah, I stick to it. He's a man.

100%. 100%. What do you think, Luke? Um, I find my brain when we're getting read these answers, my only real goal is to work out which one says. But. Have you been picking the says ones early? My only real goal is to work out which one says. But.

Have you been picking the says ones early? I definitely did on the first round, but then the second one. Oh, you didn't at all. You were shocked. Yeah, I'm getting better. No, no, no. Yeah, the rock one. You thought it was these nuts? Yeah, no, the rock one. But the first one. First one you were getting.

Yeah, I thought it was. But yeah, no. So now, now I don't know where I'm at. Good. Right. I thought I knew you. Yet not. You can't you can't see my style in this game. All right. You're the shapeshifter. Yeah, I was gonna say.

I am a fucking shapeshifter, guys. You're translucent. Thank you. Yeah, I actually, I actually really appreciate that, man. Shapeshifter, trans. It's definitely gender fluid. Well, let's just, OK, you know what I mean? You're adamant that it's a he. Yeah. OK, right, right, right. I'm sorry, trans. It's definitely gender fluid. Well, let's just, okay. You know what I mean? You're adamant that it's a he.

Yeah. Okay. Right, right, right. I'm sorry, man. Okay. First was... Syrup Man. Syrup Man. Major Maple Leaf. Major Maple Leaf.

Poutine, Aragna, Rocco. Maple Mist, Pilata Man. And what was the one with the horse? That was Major Maple Leaf. Mountie, who has no powers, but the horse he rides does. Now, I think I'm going to go with- we're going to try and get this one correct. The first answer. You should try and do that each.

The one who can manipulate sugar. Okay, Syrup Man. Syrup Man. Lock that in for Luke. Dumb. Okay. Syrup man. Syrup man. Lock that in for Luke. It's dumb. Any of these are dumb. Yeah, which, you know. Which then, then we were saying like, oh, it's bad what we think of Canada. But if one of these is correct, then it's almost like, see guys, that's why we think it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They did it to themselves. Because apparently, Alpha Flight is a team of Canadian super heroes. OK. That's why initially I had written. I was going to read it out as what was the name of the Canadian superhero introducing that, but it turned out there were like four new Canadian superheroes introducing that episode.

Shit. Oh, yeah. They just keep coming. There's got so many of them. Anyway, I plot a man. That was the house the house Maple mist Says my father was Luke. Fuck. Hell. Yeah, damn. That's a good idea. Yeah, let's make it happen All right, let's let's Disrupt. Yeah, the superhero comic business Damn, I'm kind of sad. That's two out of three rounds that you've gone for, Luke's.

God, that says a lot about... Luke's in your head. Your creativity, I guess. Yeah. We'll see how the rest of the game goes. Poutine, arragna, rocco. Uh, that was Sez. Yeah.

Nice, that's a good one. I love poutine, it tastes great. Luke went for syrup, man, but that was actually Alfie, the question writer, aka the house. Well, the correct answer is major Maple Leaf. Matthew has no powers, but the horse he rides does. Oh, just a cat. I wanted, I don't know what the horse powers are.

Yeah, the horse is called thunder. It can like run pretty quick. Yeah, probably super fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's giving like, take me home country roads, John Denver vibes. It was obvious that it would be that, and that's why I didn't go for it. But like, with Canada, I should just go for the obvious choice. I was also thinking of going that one, you know.

God! I'm just saying, they are purporting their own stereotypes with this shit. Yeah. It's a Mountie with a, you know, a super powered shit. Yeah. It's a Mountie. Yeah. With a, you know, a super powered horse. And his name's Major Maple Leaf. Come on. You're doing it to yourself, guys.

Yeah, because maple mist and poutine rag Morocco is not stereotypical. Yeah. In any way. Yeah. To Canada. No. Exactly. No.

Poutine's a big Canadian. It's a big thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's their national dish. Right. Is it? Truly? And it's gravy and cheese. What on chips? Yeah. Yeah.

Sounds pretty good. It's pretty good. It's so good actually. Oh my God. There's a rapper Mick Jenkins who talks a lot about eating poutine and he's very good. So, shout out. That's enough for me.

We're up to question four now. This one comes from AJ, previous guest, AJ from New Zealand. And the question is, what's a strange fact about Mel Gibson's 2006 historical epic, Apocalypto? So, just to like, you know, the kind of thing you'd read in the IMDB fun fact section. What's a strange or fun fact about Mel Gibson's 2006 historical epic, Apocalypto? While you're writing your answers, here's a little bit more info about Major Maple Leaf.

And would you believe this, Luke? Major Maple Leaf is the son of Major Maple Leaf. What is he like? Does he asexually reproduce or his dad has the same name? His dad. You're assuming Maple Leafs can't fuck? Dude. I'm just saying, is he his own dad is what I'm saying. No, he just took his dad's name, his superhero name.

Wouldn't he be Maple- Major Maple Leaf Junior then? He should be. His real name's Lewis Sadler Junior. Sadler Junior. He's the youngest son of the original Major Maple Leaf. And he assumes the mantle of Major Maple Leaf in volume three, hashtag one of Alpha Flight. Yeah.

Lewis Lewis Sadler Junior is a normal human, although his dad had superpowers. He's a normal human with no superpowers But he rides a superpowered horse named Thunder bearing the rank of staff sergeant in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Sadler takes the codename Major Maple Leaf to honor his father Lou was report This is for Lou was reportedly beaten by his father who blamed him for the death of his mother Yeah, Lou speaks very positively of his father and he denies the abuse. This is Alex.

What is the character development of this? That is, that is wild. Oh, man. Like, we don't know if it's true or not. And so what are we reportedly beaten? Yeah. So there's allegations in this universe. And this person is like not actually willing, like able to face it, yeah, because maybe they're, I don't know, maybe they are dealing

with some things. It's like his dad, which is, you know, it's a hard thing to face. So maybe, Major Maple Leaf needs some therapy. Yes. Maybe do some work. Major. Major work. Major therapy.

Canada sounds hectic. Yeah. Well, I think it's, yeah, it's interesting because I've never read a comic book, but yeah, I think they, they maybe are often more intricate than the movies make us believe. Says, can I tell you one final thing about this Major Maple Leaf guy?

Fuckin' nice. He's recruited by Sasquatch as one of the new members of the Alpha Flight team when the original team is kidnapped by aliens. Okay that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah 100%. I'm gonna be... Oh god I hope there's like a YouTube video that kind of explains it all in five minutes so I don't have to actually read it. I reckon there will be. Hopefully because I'm kind of into this. Yeah I'm fascinated. I want... I want that movie. I'm emailing Stan. Alpha Flight, yeah Stan. I'm emailing ABC iview get on it now not Netflix don't trust him with this one. No I wouldn't you gotta go. Chat out to Netflix if you're listening.

Yeah yeah just this one's not for you. That's all even though it is a Disney property I'm pretty sure but I reckon I reckon the Australian Broadcasting Commission Yeah, or corporation or whatever it is. They're the ones who should take on the Canadian superhero team I'm imagining like Silver Chair or Powder Finger doing like a theme song. Yeah. Both bands are not together, but we'll they'll come back for this. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Project of this scope. Hey, while Luke's still running his answer, let's go for a quick break. Breaking news happens anywhere, anytime. Police have warned the protesters repeatedly, get back. CBC News brings the story to you as it happens.

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fact about Mel Gibson's 2006 historical epic, Apocalypto? As an homage to his character from Chicken Run, Mel Gipson included a character with a pet chicken named Rocky. I don't mind that. Option one, option two. In a key scene, a boom mic operator can clearly be seen, even though they hadn't been invented in the 1500s when the film was set. Oh. Shouts out to the boom mic homes. Damn. Option three, the horses and cats in the film

are actually CGI, not real. Dead set, no lie. Damn. Option four, Apocalypse was originally gonna be about a man who claimed to be the son of God and then died on the cross and then rose again, but then they told Mel this was the exact plot of Jesus, which then spurred him to go on and make the Passion of the Christ.

Fuck! Okay. Damn. That one you? No. Okay. Maybe. Oh.

I'm drawing a pip ya. Bloody hell. Oh, finally. In a mass grave scene, in one frame, the body of Wally of Where's Wally fame is shown dead on top of a pile of bodies. Found him. There he is. That's Waldo for the American listeners. Yes.

Oh. Very particular about that. Wally is clearly a better name. That was the original, because it was an English book. Why do they have to fuck it up? Well, I just assumed that Wally mustn't have been a name that they was common in America or something. But Waldo was. What? Waldo is a funnier name.

Yeah. I think Wally is a pretty funny name, but Waldo is funnier. Yeah, but calling someone a Wally is just so satisfying. Yeah, it's not been a Wally with water. That was an old ad campaign I didn't I didn't know the second half that that right we talking water restrictions or oh, yeah I think it must have been water restrictions. They're all fine. Maybe it was level five. Don't be a Wally with water There's those three minute showers

Damnit, um guys, I Feel like the passion of the Christ one. My, no, the boom. The boom. The boom. The boom. Here comes the boom. Yeah.

Because I've held a boom a few times. Makes sense. Yeah. Did you ever hold one on the epic film Apocalypse Do in shot? I can't talk about that right now, but I will say that, yeah, I got quickly fired from that position when I did Hold A Boom. Yeah. Mel Gibson's a severe boss.

Yeah. Are you also just checking? Did you go for like, you know, the pump fake with the Passion of the Christ one? Oh, because you want me to think that it's not your answer. Bro, the mind games. It's getting deep. Maybe I did do that. I think it's the boom one, but I don't let's let's get a bit of variety out of here. Like that would make the most sense.

So you got the homage to Chicken Run. Yeah, I actually don't mind that one either. You've got the boom mic. Boom mic. You've got the cats and the horses. They were all GC-eyed. They were GC-eyed. It inspired the film Passion of the Crust. Or where's Waldo? Slash Wally. I want it to be the chicken one. We're going to go chicken run Rocky. I'm not looking that in.

What a film. What a film. Wait, Chicken Run or Rocky or Apocalypse? Both really. You know? Well, the two that I've seen are very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of those three. Yeah, I've seen 50% of them, actually. You've seen 50% of those?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do bail on movies by the way. No, I actually almost never bail on movies. You just asked me about the Marvel franchise and those are maybe some of the only movies I've bailed on. I don't know why. The one of those three that I've seen. Sick. Yeah.

Yeah. So I'm even worse, really. Um. I don't think it's a better or worse thing. It's not a competition. It's a personal taste. I get quickly put committed and I finish it. It's a problem.

Bloody hell. All right. So you both locked in? Yeah. Here's who wrote the answers. Are the horses and cats in the film or actually CGI? Not real. Dead Set No Lie, that was says.

Yeah. Nice. I haven't seen the film. I just assumed because it's Mel Gibson, there's horses and cats. Yeah. Yeah. If you didn't finish it with a Dead Set No Lie, I really could have gone for that one.

Well. I'm not trying to, you know. I'm just trying to be like someone who's writing in, maybe adds a little bit of flavour. Yeah, but then I'll think it's the house. OK. You got to play me. Are there horses in this film? Uh, there's horses in every film. Name a film without horses. I don't think you can.

There you go. You can't. Fuck. All films have horses. In the second half of Got Into the Galaxy, because I didn't see that one. There's a horse alien. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And his name is Maple Man. The one of the... And cats too.

Sorry. Yeah, yeah. Cats are in every film as well. The Passion of the Cross. One that was Luke, which was a lot of fun. Fuck! It was a lot of good fun. Then you just tried to double-mind game it, you absolute, oh my God.

I'm absolutely behind enemy lines right now. Oh. I mean, in your mind, yep. Damn. Chicken Run one, where he included a character with a pet chicken named Rocky. Luke went for that, that was AJ and the house, I'm afraid. Ah, congratulations.

We combined there to create that. That was a two person. That took two lines. Yeah, yeah. That one going nice. Serz went for the boom, my operator. That was the house, I'm afraid, Serz. Okay, that was a good one, that was a real... Damn.

Meaning the correct one, I don't think you even considered. Fuck off. In a mass grave scene, in one frame, the body of Wally, where's Wally fame, is shown dead on top of a pile of bodies. With an arrow through his head. That's ridiculous.

Damn. Yeah. Pop off, I guess, that's kind of dark, I like that, yeah. Apparently he's a bit of a bit of a joker, Mel. And that one was a bit of a controversial one. Yeah. Yeah. OK, that is that is bonkers.

Yeah. Does he do that in the passion of the Christ as well? I think he's like one of the disciples or something. Just hanging on the crosses. Like to Jesus' right, it's not like Brabberous or whatever his name was. It's just Wally. Yeah, like Beanie and Scarf and everything. And they just- it's in full shot and they just don't even mention it.

Yeah. But in the Bible as well, like, fully historically happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If history- Cause there's a story of, like, to one side was this criminal who, like, believed that Jesus was the son of God, And so he repented for his sins. And then Jesus was like, you're going to come to heaven me. And then the other side, this guy's like, no, I don't believe that. And it's like, unfortunately, you're going to go to hell. Which one was Wally?

Typical Waldo, I reckon, one to the right. He's like, nah, I'm just here for a good time. He's like, people gotta look for me. Yeah. Look for me, guys. I should have been in the middle. Should have been in the middle, but Jesus. Yeah. Whatever Jesus.

He's a pick me. He's such a pick me. He's like, I should have been in the middle. Oh, fucking hell. He's like, come on, last moments. No passion. I hate it. No passion.

You know that means that the house gets all two points that round and things are tightening up. Jesus. After four rounds, says I won, house on three, but it's still out in front on four points, it's Luke. Oh, hell yeah. So we got two questions to go. This one comes from Dave Loring from Nippeluna slash Hobart.

And the question is, what happened during the 1967 Tasmanian state premiership as Aussie Rules football, which neither, both of you are from non-Aussie Rules football states. But I did go for Lions when they won the three in a row. Yeah. Back in the day. Yeah. Yeah.

And you know, the reigning premiers now, they won last month or the month before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that. You did? On the Brownlow. No, I didn't actually see it. So, yeah, question is what happened during the 1967 Tasmanian Premiership that led to the match being declared a no result? And this is this is in AFL. It's Aussie rules. Yeah.

Yeah. In Tasmania. Yeah, Tasmania is an Aussie rules state. This isn't the AFL. This is their state comp. I see. The Tasmanian state Premiership. So they had to like... So they were just building their stadiums? Stop the game? Yeah, the game ended up being declared like null and void because something happened. So you've got to tell us what happened.

OK. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Apocalypto. According to AJ, it was filmed with an entirely Native American slash Mexican cast, who all speak in a modern approximation of the indigenous Yucatec Mayan language. Apocalypto follows a late Mesoamerican hunter named Jaguar Paw and his fellow tribesmen who are captured by an invading force. The Waldo slash Wally cameo occurs in the film when Jaguar Paw is escaping the bad guys and tumbles into a mass grave filled with rotting corpses. As the camera darts sporadically across hundreds of dead Mayan bodies, for a single frame we can see a man clutching

an umbrella and dressed in Waldo's iconic red and white striped shirt and beanie, blue jeans and glasses laying amongst the corpses. Damn. Yeah, it's a bit, hmm. Mel, Mel, what a guy. What a guy, honestly. Yeah. He just, you know, has things going on.

He's got thoughts, he's thinking, he's writing, he's adding in these characters, I love him. He, one thing I thought, he's writing, he's adding in these characters. I love him. He, one thing I thought like a man is he's not a guy who's all that worried about details because Wally wears a horizontal strap. What the hell? No. I'm showing. He surely does.

That looks like, it looks like a FIFA jersey, you know? Whoa. This looks like a- Sunderland or something. Is he wearing- holding an umbrella? Yeah, that's classic Wally. Yeah, no, it absolutely is. It feels like this guy was just walking past the set and he just had this, like,

fashion style and they're like, you know what, actually, it would be so funny. I reckon he wore that shirt right, 100 percent, and everyone's like, oh, Waldo's here. And that's what it led to. It's like, it's not, these are horizontal stripes. He wears, this is a hoops. Like just chuck a banny on, should be fine. This is really funny. Yeah, those jeans are very 2005 jeans as well.

Yeah, damn. As in sick. Mm. Yeah. All right, the answer in for question number five. What happened during the 1967 Tasmanian State Premiership Grand Final that led to the match being declared a no result? A flock of wild geese invaded the stadium,

causing fans and players to flee. The overinflated ball that had been used all match burst and there was no backup. Option three, one of the umpires had a tummy ache. Option four, fans of the team likely about to lose the match invaded the pitch and stole the goalposts, preventing the match from being finished. That's option four. Camp, yeah. Or finally, it came out that Wayne Carey fucked all the ref's wives.

Fuck. Fuck. That would be a showstopper. It came out. Wayne, come on. Mid game. It came out mid game. How did that, did Wayne Carey? What were they to do? They had came out mid game. How did that?

Did Wayne carry? What were they to do? They had to cancel the game. Who were telling all the refs mid game? Was it like a commentator that broke the news? Or? Yeah. Wayne himself.

To be a non-event, does that mean they didn't come back to it and finish it off later? That's how I read it. Because that's like, come on, boys. It's a state final. Yeah. What do you? Yeah. Come on, boys. Come on, fellas.

Settle down. Yes, at that time, they were all boys. All right. Bloody hell. I'm not I'm not like you. Men. It's a men's game. Um, OK, Tasmania. What the hell? Because I feel like all of this could be true.. OK, Tasmania. What the hell?

Because I feel like all of this could be true. Shout out to Tasmania. Shut up. I reckon. I like I love visually imagining people stealing the post. Yeah, like that's fun. But is it true? Wait, what year was this?

1967. Oh, OK. Old timey, old timey. But then I'm like Wayne, Wayne would do that in 67, wouldn't he? Yeah, Wayne would. Not in 75, but in 67 he would. How old was Wayne Carey at that time? In 1967.

Oh, yeah. If so, some shit's about to really blow up. It's like extra. I think he would have been maybe born. OK, so. Oh, OK. I don't know who Wayne was. Thanks for that. Now I'm not going to choose that because I thought Wayne was just a random guy called Wayne.

I didn't know he was an important person. Wayne fucked all the ref's wives. Just disobeyed Wayne. He was born four years later. OK. OK. Maybe Wayne Senior. Well, that's what I was just going to say.

Maybe it was a four year gestation period. Yeah, maybe he followed in his father's footsteps and maybe he was a big rock fan and he's coming tonight. God. It makes me think, I reckon, I reckon the Geese. Geese? I love geese. Yeah. Why is the New South Welshman? He's one of you.

Is he? There's a lot of Wayans. You know what I mean? I just always assumed he was from Wagga Wagga. Yeah, Wagga Wagga is dead to me. That's another story. Oh. Yeah. Shout out to Wagga Wagga for listening. We'll talk later.

Dead to me and we'll talk later. We're real mix managers. I'm going to go for the Geiss because that's so dramatic and camp of them. Love them. Yeah. Fantastic. So we've got Geiss, Gold Post, Wayne Carey. Overinflated ball.

Overinflated ball. Tummy ache for the umpires or one of the umpires. Gold Post was stolen by opposition fans. I want that to be the answer, but I think back in that, they would have like concreted in the post or something, you know, the real rigid when people worked hard, you know? When men were men. When men were men. Bloody hell.

Cement post? They cement them in, not the whole post. They don't need to chill. They don't do that anymore, do they? What if someone wants a pineapple? It's all gone soft. Yeah, even the gold posts are gone soft. Yeah, they're like the dancing... Everyone wants to talk about their feelings these days.

Oh my god. Even the gold posts. Even the gold posts. Gold? Is it gold or gold? Gold. It's gold. It's not gold. Even the gold posts. Gold, is it gold or gold? Gold, it's gold, it's not gold. Are they gold? No, okay.

Yeah, because even before the cement, they were made of gold in the Mayan times. In Tasmania? No. Okay, I reckon, I reckon I'm going to go the overinflated, no, no, the tummy ache. Something stupid.

You would have a backup ball, surely. I reckon it's something dumb like that, but let's. Tummy ache. Tummy ache locked in. All right, here's the answers. The one about Wayne Carey. That was Luke. There was a couple of errors there. You were defending Wayne so much. I was like at a couple of couple of hours there.

Yeah. Defending my son. March. I was like, this is not about this one. He wasn't born. Yeah. There are bars on refs. Hey, I want to know. Like every every element of it is not quite right. I mean, like, I didn't even think about the ref thing. That was a genuine, genuine submission with the ref.

I mean, the way in care. I knew he wouldn't have been around, but. Oh, I did. It's funny because I didn't. What's a ref? It didn't click with me until you said it. And it would have been interesting. I don't know if Sez will take the piss or not, but it would have been funny if Sez picked it not knowing. But fuck. Oh no, something's about the game.

I shot myself in the foot there. Yeah. I shot myself in the foot. Yep. Oh, but anyway, fantastic work from you. What's the difference between a ref and an umpire? Oh. Are these just different sports? But like umpires and cricket.

Yes. I think soccer has refs. And surely like rugby league is a ref. Netball has umpires. What? Yeah. And then I think it's refs in NFL. Are they not synonymous?

Like are they not interchangeable? I think so. I mean, I'm just, I'm just found it. I just found another way to like, just to say that your answer was bad. That's all. It's funner to say umpire than ref. Like bad.

Yeah. Ref is boring, umpire is fun. Okay. Well, Wayne Carey fucked all the umpires once. Yeah, yeah. And yes, bad, they were all men, okay, says? I'm sorry. Just umpires. Yeah, yeah. And yes, back then they were all men. Okay, so I'm sorry. Just the way it should be.

Yeah. 100 percent. 100 percent. The overinflated ball burst and there was no backup. That was Dave the question writer, okay, the house. I'm so close to answering that one. So this is down to the last two that we selected, right? Dave also wrote the flock of wild geese one.

Oh, Dave, that's fucking sick. You triggered me with the geese. I love geese. Ah, damn it. I reckon that was the one I would have picked as well. Yeah. Um, one of the umpires had a tummy ache. Luke went for that. That was Sez. Nice! So the correct answer is, uh, the goalpost got stolen. So they weren't concreted in. They weren't concreted in.

You were so visual. What? OK, damn. I love the tummy ache one. You got me good. I like how you're like, they would have had a spare ball, but not no spare umpires. Yeah, this is so true. It's probably, I mean, yeah, tummy, ache is such a funny way to, sorry everybody.

I know you've all been looking for today, but. Just got a bit of a tummy ache. Yeah, I can't even blow the whistle right now. I love the inflatable ball one too, because I was like, yes, this has like this narrative that in Tasmania they don't have extra balls or umpires. And I was like, this feeds into it. So good. Whereas now they're trying to build a stadium. Yeah, they don't have extra balls or umpires. Yeah. And I was like, this feeds into it. Yeah. So good.

Whereas now they're trying to build a stadium. Yeah, they don't have that stock. They're putting the car before the horse. You need balls and umpires before you build a stadium. You need it. Makes me sick. Oh, god. So what does that mean?

A point for Cez and a point for the house. Ay-o. I'm slipping. Yeah. Watch your back. You're slipping to equal lead. So scores with one round to go. Says on two, but Luke and the house out in front on four points. Okay. What

happens if the house wins? I feel awkward about bringing you here today and come play this game and I'm gonna beat ya. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's triple points for you too this final round and the house doesn't get that so you got the you got the big advantage here. Come on. So unless you both pick house answers it's likely one of you should be able to overtake but we'll see. Final question comes from Matthew from Minneapolis St. Paul in Minnesota aka the Twin Cities. And the question is, what is the plot synopsis of 1997 film, The Relic? I'm knocking. So it's like a paragraph, three, four sentences.

While you're writing your answers, I'll tell the listeners a bit about this controversial grand final. This is according to Dave. While it's often written off as hooligan behaviour. And let's face it, it kind of was. The invasion was also an act of protest by fans of the Winyard Cats who viewed a mark taken

by the North Hobart Robies right as the, that can't be the name of the team. It's like Ryobies. The drills. He's also, he's misspelled Hobart. So I'm going to double check that Robies is right. Is this question? I think I want to recall on that question. That's a non-event of a fucking question. No, that's good.

North Hobart Robbins is what they... Ah. He's written it, but he's just written it down as Ho'abrit Robies. Yes so the fans of the Cats viewed a mark taken by North Hobart Robbins as the final siren sounded to be illegitimate. They believed the mark was taken after the siren sounded, whereas the umpire ruled it had been taken before. The scores were neck and neck at 92 to the Cats and 91

to the Robins. It's believed about 3,000 of the roughly 8,200 people watching the match were involved with the pitch invasion and they swarmed the field and surrounded the players and umpires with police and other officials failing to control the crowd and maintain any sense of order. The umpire who made the final call, as well as the player who took the mark were escorted from the stadium under police protection. Wow so how many of them did it take to get the post and removed? It sounds like they reckoned 3,000. 3,000 people? Yeah, surrounding the players must have been concreted in. Probably got their Ryobis out and...

Well if only they could have that kind of teamwork. Yeah. On every team. On the field. That's a story that we should be telling to the young people coming into the sport about those 3000 people, you've got to have the energy of the 3000 in Tasmania.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That year, whatever year that was. Yeah, if I were the coach, I'd be taking them in, be like, this is what we need. And umpires, you know, watch your back watch your back. Okay, yeah might get a tummy ache or Why did I choose that answer that was wild? Well because a lot of people get tummy aches, you know It's quite a common thing. Shout out to tummy aches if you're listening I'm really proud of my answer for this last one guys. I think it is exactly something that you would never, never guess. Did you just go on IMDB and like copy paste?

No, I really wanted to do that, but I didn't because I'm an artist. I appreciate that. Yeah. All right, here's the final question. What is the plot summary of the 1997 film The Relic? During a family vacation in Hawaii, 11 yearyear-old Bobby finds a small tiki idol that he decides to keep as a good luck charm. Unbeknownst to him, it's actually a taboo idol that brings evil to anyone who touches it.

As more and more bad luck befalls the family, they set out to find a way to ditch their bad karma. I mean, that sounds like- That sounds pretty legit. Oh, sounds like. That sounds pretty legit. Oh, does it? That sounds pretty legit. Oh yeah? Yeah.

You said you were proud of your answer. Unbeknownst. Proper. Proper word. Proper. Proper word. I feel like a trust. You feel like a trust?

No, I feel like I trust. Oh. I am a trust. You know? Yeah. Trustee? Trustee? Walk in investment guys. It's going.

You better get on the train. Option two. Nebraska pig farmer Theo is surprised to find a strange looking piglet in a newborn litter. He takes in the runt at the behest of his daughter. Behest. But soon they notice it growing at a rapid rate. Before long, it starts looking and acting more like a monster than a pig.

You're right. Was that a question mark at the end? No, I said it like a pig. The word Nebraska makes it feel fake. I'm like, Nebraska? I'm like, nah, dude, you're trying too hard. But behest. And yeah, behest.

So we have unbeknownst and behest in the first two. Propper. Option three, the relic was originally going to be about a man who claimed to be the son of God and then died on the cross and then rose again. But then they told Mel this was about the exact plot of Jesus. So they made the movie about a relic. Oh, fuck off.

That's definitely one of you two. I feel like that's quite, nah, maybe not. Mm, it would be a wild coincidence. You're trying to trick me. Actually, no, it wouldn't be a wild coincidence because I've chosen these questions. And I'm saying as well, it does finish with it saying they made the movie about a relic, which I feel like has to, like that's probably correct. Relic is Passion of the Christ vibes too.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Proppa. Proppa. Option four. A thrilling tale about a deadly creature at large in the Chicago Field Museum. Following several grisly murders, a policeman teams up with a biologist to find the demonic

South American lizard-like god stalking the corridors of the museum. With the museum's gala opening being imminent, they face a race against time to track down the creature before it strikes again. Okay, NGV vibes. NGV. Night at the Mu- Shout out to the NGV. Shout out to our-

Reference to Museum. I know one of those. Yeah, um. Oh, that reminds- sort of, yeah, a bit like Mona. That was the only other one I could think of. Yeah, nah, it's so fun. Orphanage. Orphanage.

Orphanage. Orphanage. Orphanage. Orphanage. Orphanage. Orphanage. sort of, yeah, a bit like Mona. Yeah, that was the only other one I could think of. Yeah, nah. That's so fun. Or finally, someone's grandma has an expensive teapot that's kind of like the Da Vinci code in the family tree,

but then the teapot goes missing one Christmas. Where's the teapot? What the fuck? Wait, that's the end of it? Yeah. Where's the teapot? What the fuck? Wait, that's the end of it? Yeah. Where's the teapot? That sounds sick. That sounds sick.

Well, sometimes it's, I don't know, I mean, what is a synopsis? Should it giving too much away? Yeah, the others are a bit wordy. Yeah, I just feel like I need a little bit more to get me intrigued about that. Is that what you're asking? Is the teapot not intriguing to you? Well, I'm just like, where's the- it could like, does the movie just end with like, oh my God, I had a boy look. I'm such a duffer. Where is the teapot not intriguing to you? Well, I'm just like, where is it? It could like, does the movie just end with like, oh my God, I had a boy look. Oh, I'm such a duffer.

Where is the teapot? And that's a good vibe. Then you get a sequel out of it. Or a prequel. How's the teapot made? Oh, yeah. Where? When? How? That's it, yeah, because the teapot was expensive and I was kind of like the Da Vinci code in the

family tree. Leonardo Da Vinci. Yes. Yep. And so- I want to watch all these movies. It's a real shame that only one of them exists, but- The first one, it sucks when you get heaps of time to like sit down and just write it out in the like, you know, correct vernacular and actually- Vernacular. Proper. Proper.

That's a proper one. Which of course the question writers do. Do. No, no, it's why it's like, oh, come on. Yeah, they've got an advantage over you. Yeah. And I've not seen it. You do know it.

What? You said you knew the movie. Yes. What's it about? Yeah, You said you knew the movie. Yes. What's it about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The movie Relic. It's about the relic. Yeah. I'm not going to fucking tell you what it's about.

OK. Because we're guessing. OK. That's a trick. I think it's your go first, though, Luke. Anyway, OK, I'll start. I'll start. Bloody hell. Because obviously, Sez is going to come in and knowing the answer. 100%. And we all believe that Sez means it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is triple points. When Sez says something, Sez means something. That's a podcast I could do. And that means something to me. Yeah. Sez says something. Sez says something. It's like two minutes each week. Yeah. Sez says something. That's a podcast I could do. And that means something to me. Says something.

It's like two minutes each week. Yeah. You say the word something or you just say anything? Wait, the word anything? Well, that's what you're going to find out on the podcast. And you're going to listen every week to see if the concept has changed. Yeah.

She just said the word something again. Said the word. Keep him guessing, guys. Keep him guessing. Marketing. I am going to go with the first one. I think it, like all the other movies, sounds silly. And I'm sure it's not the first one, but whoever wrote it,

was it was very well constructed. Because of unbeknownst. Unbeknownst had really got me then. Yeah, triggered, triggered by unbeknownst for sure. I reckon the lizard one because lizards are sick and I feel like lizards are relics, even if it's not in this in this film. I want a lizard relic film. Yeah. But is a is I want a lizard relic film, yeah.

But is a living thing a relic? Like is a demonic force in a museum. Oh, it's about the museum! Relics. Yeah. Oh shit. But you can also like, that's sort of like as a pejorative thing, you're a relic.

Yeah. Time's moved on, you're a dinosaur. So it's about some old bat that's about to have a cup of tea and can't find the teapot. Yeah. And the teapot's also a relic in itself. Oh my goodness gracious. So that one is, that's why- Oh, I'm really tempted.

That one would actually be called the relics, because there's two relics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Amen. Um, no, I'll- But is the plural of relic, relic? No, I don't think it's like sheep and sheep. What a relic. What a relic of a time.

Yeah, I think the plural of relic is relics. Relic. Like the relic, reclink. Relic it up. Let's get rid of that one. Connor, please look after us in the edit. Please, Connor. Connor knows the rule is anything that bombs, especially by me, is cut.

Amen. And you keep our bombs so that you look like... Well, I think they should also be cut, but number one priority is my bombs are cut. Yeah. And then second priority is your bombs are cut. OK. Well, no cuts for me then. Yeah.

Oh. I've been killing. Bomb free. Bomb free. Bomb free, yeah. You've Oh, you better bomb free. Bomb free. Bomb free, yeah. You better bomb free. Bomb free and bomb free. You better bomb free laugh.

Whereas in my case, it'll come out the episode and it's like, and today we have in the podcast, Sez. No, there's at least one person listening who's like, none of this bombed. Yeah. None. I agree. Is it us in the future? Yeah, probably.

And that's because after the edit, where Connor took it all out, None. Oh, I agree. Is it us in the future? Yeah. Yeah. And that's because after the edit, where Connor took it all out, they're like, no, no, that was all great. Yeah. Connor's cut out some real nonsense. It's like 10 minutes. The crazy question is whether we'll be listening to this in a moment's time. Oh my gosh.

Whoa. I'd say probably not. Yeah. Did you? I think I did go with the answer, the first one. Could I get a quick one of the museum again, please? I'm so sorry Thrilling tale about a deadly creature at large in the Chicago film Field Museum following several grisly murders a policeman teams up with a

Biologist to find the demonic South American lizard-like God stalking the corridors of the museum with the museum's gala opening being imminent They face a race against time to track down the creature before it strikes again. All right. And the first one was about a relic, like an object. Yes, a teak, a teaky idol, small teaky idol. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do the first one, the teaky idol. And you're locking in the lizard says? Ay-o. Yep. All right, here's the right the answers.

The one about the teapot goes missing. Where's the teapot? Mmm? That was says. Yep. Shout out to my grandma's teapot. It's a relic. Shout out.

And the one that was the same as Luke's answer from earlier. About Mel. Was that the house? Was that like someone from- That was Luke. That was Luke. That was true. Oh. Yeah, it was weird.

Luke copy and pasted his own answer. It's only six ants you had to come up with and you came up with five today. Hiding in plain sight. I love it. Oh, for a guy who was who was leading, he really, he just kind of threw in the towel that last round a bit. Oh, you got to have a bit of fun that last round a bit. Oh, you gotta have a bit of fun, right? Oh, a bit of fun, you know?

The one about the Nebraska pig farmer, Theo, which included the words, at the behest of his daughter, that was Matthew, okay, the house. Bloody hell. And I'm afraid he also wrote the Tiki charm one unbeknownst to him. He had two answers. One of them included unbeknownst, the other included behest. Matthew should have seen the signs. For fuck's sake. He had a bit of time to write and he used that time. It'll angrily message and go, I actually really banged that out quickly. They just work on you all the time. I always say unbeknownst and behest. I actually really bang that out quickly

Proper that it's not proper. Yeah. Oh dear and that means Says is correct. It's about the lizard the demonic lizard Thinking that you knew it, but you did know it were you joking? I've never seen I've never known I'm gonna be asking you about this Wow, I actually feel really good. I'd like to thank my grandma and I'd like to thank my future child that will own a lizard. Shout out. Oh my God, that's so beautiful.

Yeah. While I'm tabulating the scores, I can tell you. You've taken me. That the relic is not well liked by critics or audience on Rotten Tomatoes, it's got 37% critics, Said the relic is not well liked by critics or audience. On Rotten Tomatoes it's got 37% critics, 34% audience. Let me see, I'll read it. 50% audience. Even less, I'm afraid.

What have we got? Yash B writes, I thought the relic was really boring at first, the setup of this movie was not engaging at all. I will say that the chaos starts to really ensue and there is some fun to be had. Two and a half stars. That's brilliant. Damn. That is a 50% review. Yeah, so true.

And so, wait, was that the- it was the NGV one? Is that the correct- It was the museum- the Chicago Museum. Fuck. Which I know- See, I was about to change my answer to that. I'm glad we did it because then we would have both been on the same answer and there's no fun in that. No. Well, it would have changed who won the game.

Well, yeah. Some of us are winners. Some are not. So, final scores. Luke, who remains on four points. Then, equal first on five points and says in the house. Oh damn. Hello.

Fucking oath, let's go every time, every day. People doubted me. People doubted me at the start of this. And then, yeah, no, you don't doubt me. Luke was leading you four nil at one point. I really burst out the gates. You did. And then I just...

And then you, I mean, two of your last three answers were the same. No, slightly different. Guys, I'm actually really good at poker as well. So I feel like that helped me, like my poker skills. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're, I think you're both good at this game in the way that I have no idea what you're, what you're like, you both are like, I know this or you're good at the mind games part of it. Oh, so we keep you guessing.

You're both enigmas. Oh, I would say I am the opposite of an enigma. I wear my heart on my sleeve, you know. That's what an enigma would say. Yeah, you're enigmering us right now. What the fuck? Luke, where can people find your new music when it comes out? So hit up Sunbe the music on Instagram.

I'm pretty sure that's our handle. I should probably know this. I'm going to double check this. Do do do. She's just on that. Says, where can people find you? So says.com.au on our social platforms but not a website I've got to buy it off a dude in actually Minnesota, shout out to Minnesota.

Oh Twin Cities. Yeah it's kind of cost me like 250 bucks. That's not too bad. Yeah Dickhead I know what you did you took my website domain. Oh. I will buy it off you. Yeah what? Yeah because.au he's like obviously. He knew's like obviously that's he knew what he was doing

Yeah, he's like she's gonna try and get that as a website and then Yeah, he fucked me over 250 out of pocket. You know, it's a cost of living crisis guys. Sorry to end on this point, but yeah Well, maybe after your winnings from this podcast you'll be able to afford it. Yeah, do I win? Well, maybe after your winnings from this podcast, you'll be able to afford it. Yeah, do I win a bunch of money? You win $250. Oh yeah, let's go! Or your choice of any website domain in the world. Oh, I'm choosing google.com.

Damn it! Oh my god. That's actually a really bad one for me. Yeah. Yeah. That's a bad result for me. Google and stash.com.au. I'm glad you didn't win that.

Oh, thanks so much for joining us. Yeah. Thanks for having us. It is Sunday the music, by the way, I did just check. Okay, great. I'm like, there's something we were meant to do and that was it. Yeah. And look, you know, I'm not in the main photo at the moment, but that's best we've changed. I do, yeah, I do. I just find that confusing. No, it's because they were originally a duo. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do, dude, it's life. You know what I mean? Yeah. But we were actually in a high school band together, Mikey and I, called Rise Over Run.

And yeah, they moved down and then they're like, oh, Luke, do you want a bloody... So we've been gigging the last two years, then we got the album coming out, but that's why I'm not on the bloody... Yeah. Yeah. How could they have fixed that by now? How long have you been in the band? Oh, like two years.

Yeah. I mean, that's not the kind of thing that you can just do in three years. Get a photo with this review in the same place. We have new press photos coming and so that will be updated. Coming tonight? You guys need to rise above this. Above the run. Above the run.

Yeah. Rise. Was it overrun? It was like the gradient formula, but we didn't know that Above the run. Above the run. Yeah. Rise. Was it overrun? It was like the gradient formula, but we didn't know that at the time. It was some like, it was some like, you know, impassioned. Passion of the Christ. Rise overrun. Straight up. Oh my God, you guys should do a Passion of the Christ song.

Oh, Passion of the Christ song. Yeah. And slip in Waldo. Yeah. In the bridge. Oh sick. It turns into a punk band and like, where's Wally? in Waldo. Yeah. In the bridge. Oh sick. He turns into a punk band and like, where's Wally? I'm not jolly sitting on the cross.

Or Hillsong band. Oh, I'm really... Cross. Cross on the cross. Cross on the cross. You would be cross on the cross. Because I'm not in the middle. Pick me, pick me.

Where's Wally? Literally. Oh my God, I want to hear this song soon. I don't know. Well, I'm worried. Who gets this song? Shouldn't it be... Didn't you hear this song soon. I don't know. Well, I'm worried. Who gets this song? Shouldn't it be? Didn't you hear we're actually making music together?

Yeah. And it's only live on podcast. Oi guys, at the comedy festival. I think Sunbae could really... I just don't wonder which one of your bands, is that going to be tricky to decide? Which band? What if one covers? Oh yeah, that's true.

Which band would I decide? Are you making me choose in front of Serious? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm just wondering a song like song like cross on the cross cross on the cross Does it have a dream pop vibe or a comedy? I would say it's a crossover. Yeah, yeah dream pop comedy I'll give you guys cross on the cross. Okay Because I'm feeling kind of cross off the cross right now about this

cross on the cross stitch. Anyway, thank you so much for having us. Thank you so much for being here. Thanks, everyone, for listening. Give us a five star review. Why not? If you think you know anyone who might enjoy it, tell them to listen to somebody there as well. And cheers for tuning in to Who Knew with Matt Stewart.

Now that you know what, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. See you. See you. Do it. Do I call you ses.com.au? Is that how I introduce you? I mean, Sammy payoff confessions does that, which I find quite endearing. I don't know if it's a bit, but it's nice. I'm not going to call you that during this book.

Just call me Sez or Sausage Sezzle. Sausage Sezzle. Or Sez Attack. Yep. Or Sez Dog. Yeah. Yep. So any of those six. Or Seza.

Seza. Seza. That's sort of like SZA. Yes. Yes. There should be a SZA Seza tour. We're gonna collab. Cesar. Cesar. It's sort of like Cesar. Yes. Yes. There should be a Cesar Cesar tour. We're going to collab. For sure. Oh yeah and then you get Cesar Sisters involved.

Cesar Sisters. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. This could be a really big show. Cesar Sisters. Cesar. That's why I called myself Cesar.

All for that. That is a tongue twister. Marketing guys. It's a thing. So you are going to mess with me both on Instagram? Yeah. Yep. Don't use the group chat because you don't want him to know. I promise I won't. But message.

You can message me separately if you want. I'll try not to. Please don't. Dyslexia, Diclexia, Dyslexia is hard. If they call you Dyslexic Cowboy on this podcast, you fucking kill me. Yeah, he keeps Dix, dyslexia, dicklexia, dyslexia is hard. If they glue dyslexic cowboy on this podcast, it fucking kill me. Yeah, he keeps calling me dyslexic cowboy. I'm not that guy. I forget his name, I'm sorry. Loki.

Loki, I'm not Loki. You're not Loki. You're not very Loki. I'm not Loki, I'm Cesar. Yeah. Are you? Are you? Are you?

Well, shall we begin? Yes. Shall we? Yeah. Alright. Alright. Well, shall we begin? Yes. Hell yeah. I believe it. You believe it? And you're John Wallow's son. Can we go to the John Williamson thing? Instead of the...

I could talk about my dad, but he has nothing to do with... What is the John Williams thing? Well, so we know John Williamson is- Which one is he? Is he True Blue? He's True Blue. He is True Blue. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the old rocking chair. He's your mum and dad. He's the kangaroo. Yeah, exactly. He's standing by your mates.

When they're in a fight. Yeah. He's- She'll be right. Or just bet you might. True Blue. So everyone knows's she'll be right. Or just that you might. True blue. So everyone knows him as John Williamson, but it turns out his name is like people refer to him as John Williams son, like the Star Wars composer. And that's actually his name is not John Williamson. I had I don't know, but he's John Williams son.

Right. Yeah. So he's something Williams. His real name is probably son. Right. Yeah. So he's something Williams. His real name's probably like Greg Williams. Yeah, it could be Greg Williams. Is his real name Greg Williams, the two time Brownlow medalist for Sydney and Carlton? I think that could be another family connect, yeah. Oh my God. Yep. Diesel. Diesel the Dolly.

He keeps chugging. This Brownlow stuff's a big deal. I've been hearing about it a lot, hey. Yeah. What is it? Is it that in the ward or something? It's the Dolly M. No, not Dolly. What's the Dally M? What's the... Do you know NRL? The equivalent of the Dally M, which I think is the NRL's version of...

Of the Blues. Is it just like Best of Characters of the season? Yeah, it's the equivalent of most outstanding show at the moment. It's National Comedy Festival. Oh, okay, fuck. Alright. Big deal, big deal. Damn.

Yeah, that's how big it is. Damn, okay. I get it now. I'm going to watch more sport for sure. Really? I mean... No, I'm not, but... Yeah, I'd say no pressure on that.

The Brownlow is a very dull thing to watch. Do you watch it? I used to. Really? I feel like you're too in it if you're watching a full award ceremony of a sport on in your free time, you know? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I was.

But yeah, it is. It's, yeah. I mean, that's something that you could at least just watch the highlights for, surely. Yeah. Yeah. You just watch it. You can check in on a live tracker every now and then if you want to. Mm hmm. Yeah. I'll get on to that.

Make a couple of beds. Yeah, I think beds. Oh yeah, do people bed? As a kid, it used to be on when, it's on during school holidays, so we'd be away, you know, in a caravan park somewhere. And it'd just be something to do. Would you have a TV in your caravan? No, like in a, you know, one of those cabins with the triple bunk beds. Oh, you got the cabins down there.

I was always so jealous of those who got the cabins. Yeah, we went away with friends who had a huge tent. Yeah. And we got the cabin leaving as they were packing down the tent, which is nothing more satisfying. Yeah, it was like, oh my God. You suckers. I'm about to catch the rest of the Brown Lou. Yeah, yeah.

I don't know who wants to replay it, I don't know. Just give us like an acapella version of one of the songs that would be- and you can use the table. Because you're the synth player, right? Yeah, synth. So can you do an acapella just the synth part? Yeah. OK. Do you want me to do like an arpeggio just the synth part? Yeah. Okay. Do you want me to do like an arpeggio or the chords or?

I mean. All right. Let me think of a song. So one song, this one at the moment is going to be called, it's called Give Me More, but that'll be changed because- Britney, bitch. Yeah. And it goes, give me, give me more, give me more. No, and that goes.

Do you like it? Oh, I really like it. That can be in the credits if you want. OK, I'll get Connor who edits this will chop out that part and put it at the end. I reckon. Yeah. Put it in the bin and never think about it. Yeah. What if the song blew never think about it, yeah. What if the song blew up just off that though? That would be something.

That would be something. And I have to join like a barbershop quartet because I've just done that acapella. I think, I mean, I hope this happens. Get me a wicker hat. We need more of that. You look like a guy who could with a wicker hat. No.

You probably have to, you'd have to buy no, I think, you know, I don't think they'd have long haired barbershop because that's part of it, isn't it? They all get a haircut first. Yeah, that's true. But I think if you just put the hat on, I think the mustache is definitely acapella group worthy. Yeah. Okay.

Cool. That's good. I can keep that. And I can leave my hat on. And sense can sing. I mean, we've got an acapella barbershop duo right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Da da da da da da. Glee vibes, guys. Glee vibes.

Well, it's actually funny you mentioned music because me and Lukie Boy, the acapella king, that's his DJ name. Is it? OK. Well, maybe. Yeah, OK. Let's call it. Acapella King. It's his DJ name. Is it? OK. Well, maybe. Yeah, OK. That's fine. It's a great DJ name. Yeah. Acapella King.

You've got a set of DJ decks there, but you only use like DJ Mike. That's really fun. But now we're working on this music stuff together, but it's like comedy music. Oh my God. You probably haven't heard of that. It's not really real music, like the Sunbeater stuff, but it's like, I mean, some would say it's better. The lyrics are funny, but the music's also funny. Yeah, it's just like honks.

I fucking hope so. I hope that. And then you're in the background going like, hey, hey, doing your acapella thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We probably should have spoken about this before the episode began of how much we could talk about. So sorry. No, I honestly, impulsively mentioned it.

Um, yeah. Yeah. So as we are working together guys, it's out. It's out. Oh my God. Is this an exclusive? I think this is an exclusive, just like acapella of give me more. Yeah.

Holy shit. Britney Spears is going to be on one of the tracks as well. Yep Yeah, she's really good. She's pretty good. She's really good She has experience but you know, it's been hard for her to make the transition to comedy music We're working it out day by day called dancing knives at the minute. Yeah dancing knives Bit toxic some would say oh, hello. Yep. We're already doing shit jokes. Here we go. We're going. Well, I think we're ready to begin.

Jesus. Yeah, I think I might know this one actually. Oh yeah. I also think I might know this one actually. Yeah. Okay. Well, okay. What if we put in the same answer? Wait, is this a real superhero? Yeah, but not one I'd heard of. I would say I'm like a- I've watched probably 75% of the Marvel movies. So I'm like a- I'm not full- I didn't grow up with it, but since the movies I've sort of- and I'm fading a little bit. Which I think the whole world is.

Fading in the brown-mo-fade in the Marvel, yeah. I'm pretty sure like the world in general is fading from superhero movies, but yeah, and it's it's fiction It's not nonfiction. It is a fiction. Okay fictional superhero real no mask vigilante known Fuck. All right. Well, I'm just gonna commit to my Yeah, an actual real-life superhero Hey while Luke's still running his answer answer let's go for a quick break. It's not a real break.

Break break break break. It says no don't break anything. Put it down says. Dude have you ever had someone just like break something in anger? I don't think I can I don't know I don't think I can, I don't know. I don't think so. Nice. Maybe, probably like a stick or something.

Yeah, sticks are chill. This is quite heavy duty. If you broke this, it would, that's really like a really angry person. If you broke some of the equipment here, I think that would be inappropriate. I think that would be disrespectful to the listeners, to the show,

to our forefathers. I would never do that. I swear to God. To John Williams's father. Yeah. The Reckling. John Williamson's father. Yeah. The Recklink. John Williamson's father. John Williamson's father.

That cancels each other out. That's just John Williams at that point. OK. Yeah. And the fish. Oh, we're very disrespectful. The Recklink Cup two years ago, there was an upset in like the last couple of minutes where they, I think they gave

a goal back to the megahertz. Oh yeah. And then that actually changed the final score within like the last minute or two. And that's all I have to say about that. I'm surprised that you're a rock dog. I thought you were going to say someone died or something. It just changed the score. Fuck, you look so serious.

I was like, what happened? Yeah. The score was changed. The score was changed. No, but I'm saying I'm just surprised. Four? Fuck, you look so serious. I was like, what happened? Yeah. The school was changed. The school was changed. No, but I'm saying I'm just surprised that there wasn't a field invasion.

Oh, yeah. And then they stole the unconcretive post. Yeah, that would be better because, yeah, I was scared. I was scared that there was death involved. Sorry to bring up death again. OK, let's get back to it, Fish. Let's do it. Man, we's get back to it, fish. Let's do it. Man, we will be pissing off proper fans of comics.

I'm so sorry. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm trying to make it better. Smells like a fish, you know. This actually reminds me as well. Can I bring up the- I feel like you guys may have clued on, but that John Williamson thing is not true at all. Like, I just- Yeah, I want people to know that I don't actually think that. Shout out to John.

His name is John Williamson. What the heck? Yeah. Why would you lie straight to our faces like that? Whoa, I'm feeling kind of like- It's part of the mid game strategy. Mind games. Yeah, the lies are a lot.

Can we take off a couple of points for the lies or? No, no, no, that's... Acast powers the world's best podcasts. Here's a show that we recommend. Who is the dad? For years, a Canadian lab promised people the answer. It's obviously legit, it's a DNA company. But one by one, its prenatal paternity tests gave people the wrong answer. You're the company that's supposed to provide me with results, I was pissed. This is the story of our investigation into how it all happened. wrong answer.