Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 125 - Dave Warneke, Jackson Baly and Adam Carnevale

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

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From fleet management to flexible truck rentals to technology solutions. At Enterprise Mobility, we help businesses find the right mobility solutions so they can find new opportunities. Because if your business is on the road, we want to make sure it's on the road to success. Enterprise Mobility sure the show where the guests are out the wrong answers I'm the teacher of Matt sure now first guest is the dungeon master on do go D&D. It's Adam kind of LA This is my the only accolade that I'm proud of. Nothing else I've ever done has made me proud. I actually do feel after, when I love something about putting a music,

making music go quiet and people go loud, the slow shift from one to the other, I've never felt more satisfaction in my life. It feels incredible. That rocks. Our second guest this week is one of the boys from getting fruity with Matt and the boys is Jackson Bailey. Hello.

Hello. We got to do another, we got to get fruity again. We got to get fruity again. It's been really too long since we've gotten fruity. I've been thinking about it lately. I reckon we should start. And I don't know if you guys have done any spin-off podcasts before,

but I think we should get the ape titty slide thing going and we just have a feed where we're solving a mystery of some variety. Yeah, benign mysteries. Yeah, I think that's a great idea. I'd love to do that. That does sound fun. We're gonna find benign mysteries. We do it seasonal, and you know, we get a suggestion from a listener, hey, what the hell is this photo of? Yeah, that does sound fun. We find benign mysteries. We do it seasonal. Yeah. And, you know, we get a suggestion from a listener, hey, what the hell is this photo of? Yeah, exactly. That's a great idea. Yeah.

I think we should. I mean, there's plenty of stuff. There was this great bit of lost media that was found last year that I think is very funny, where it was this snippet of a song from the 80s that somebody had uploaded to this website, which was like a help me find this song. Oh, yes. This snippet. And it was this, this snippet. And people were like, this is so interesting. Like, what's this song?

And like it kind of became viral on Tik TOK and people would do these songs where they were like imagining this like fictionalized version of the 80s, where they're listening to it on the radio. And then last year it was discovered to be from a porno. Oh, it was in the background. It was like this, this selection of music made for 80s pornography. And the reason it was only such a small snippet that was uploaded is because you couldn't find a track

that didn't have moaning in the background. So he had to cut off the moaning to upload it to find the song and the full track, which you can find online now. I wish I could remember what it was called, but it's just, you can hear people boning down in the background. Which rocks.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, that could have been a mystery we could have solved, you know? That could have been us. That's a great example. Yeah. Although that does sound maybe even too big.

Too devolved for us. Jackson, did the song go something like this? Bow, check, bow, bow, check, bow, bow. Cause that would have been a huge clue. That would have been a big clue. That would have been a big clue. That's true. Our third guest this week is host of the show Absentee with Dave Warnocky. It's Dave Warnocky. Great to be not absent this week.

Whoa. That was, I think one of the names you had for this show when you filled in for me. Yeah, I did a live one because Matt was sick and we were like, well, we saw the tickets, let's do it anyway. The other one was getting Hornicky with Dave Hornicky. Oh yeah.

That's a much better response in the room than absentee. I thought I'd give you each your most obscure credit. Thank you, I'm glad you did. Yeah, thank you. So this is the way the show works. I ask a relatively obscure trivia question and our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer I then read their answers well the real one left to guess which one is correct the first question comes from listener Betsy from California

in California Betsy's question is what is the definition of Splenunculus What is the definition of the word? Splenunculus? While they're writing their answers I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant, and another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house, and I've put in two of my own fake answers

for each question with the help of the question writers, and I get a point for each one of these that the guests choose. So each of us can score up to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me, the house. And the house always wins though, if you've listened to previous episodes, you'll know that is rarely the case. Anyway, most of our questions come from our great

Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via patreon.com slash do go on pod, which is linked in the show notes. How did you, when did you start saying the house like that? I don't know. The house. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Are you doing it from the beginning? I reckon it was because we you saw the show Matt behind the paywall and our do go on patreon

Yeah, and I reckon I early on tried to get people to hate that So I think you started leaning into the raw I think it's a vibe of it I like to imagine that the whole show was built around saying the house like that. Where you're like, I've struck gold with saying the house like the house, but how do I market it? Yeah. The answers are in here's question number one.

What is the definition of splenunculus used to describe the sheen of a healthy fishes scales, a harnessing system for cave explorers, an anomalous extra spleen, a type of cave diver who while exploring also carries a bag to collect any interesting bugs they see, a pejorative term for grandiose or verbose writing, or a splendid humunculus. I like, what was the one before the splendid homonculus, a pejorative term for. I was, I was. Yeah, that feels, well, how would you use it in a sentence?

His writing was splenonculus. I'd be like, thank you so much. Oh my God. For real? Grandiose me? And I don't know the rest of the definition. It's great though, yeah, to ironically use the most grandiose word, put someone's grandiose. That does sound maybe.

There's like the fear of long words. Is this really long word? Yeah. Maybe it's like that. I'm going to lock that in. Locking that in? Yeah. Yeah.

Locking in for Jackson. It is interesting. There were two different cave. Yeah. Yeah. Jackson there. It is interesting. There were two different, um, cave. Yeah. Yeah. Cave Explorer answers. I don't know why. Cause like no, neither Splend nor on Culus.

Maybe spelunking. Spelunking. Is that cave diving? Yes. Splunking is cave diving. Yeah. But isn't it cave diving with water? I have no idea.

Oh, that's where the plunk. It's sort of like the- You plunk into the sea. Monomana paperwork, yeah. All right, so Jackson's locked in. He's gone early there. Yeah. I'm confident.

Do you need to hear them again, Adam? Cause I do. Yeah, I think I'd like to hear them again. We've got where to describe the sheen of a healthy fish's scales, harnessing system for cave explorers, an anomalous extra spleen, top of cave diver who also carries a bag collecting bugs, pejorative term for grandiose or verbose riding, or a splendid homunculus.

I, is it a homunculus? Is that something that you introduced me to on the D&D? The Dave. The Dave is a homunculus. On our D&D campaign that Adam runs, I was given a homunculus, which is like you can make a little, like a little guy that goes with you.

That's awesome. Which I'd never heard of. And then we got to name him the Dave. He looks like not my character, but like me, Dave Warnocky, but with a great beard and a six pack. That's awesome. And he doesn't wear a shirt.

I would say the Dave was a splendid homunculus. Yeah, that's a splendid homunculus. That homunculus is splendid. Yeah. Does that get you any closer to an answer? Gets me closer to something. The thing that really kills me about this game is that the stakes are so low.

Yeah. But I get- Wait, what? I get so genuinely upset when I don't get it right. It kills me when I'm wrong. You don't want to lose. Winning means nothing, but you don't want to lose. Yeah. I'm going to go with the fishes scales.

I think walk in that for me. Thanks Eddie. For me that leaves two Spl homunculus two cave diving ones Anomalous extra spleen Spun like oh, he's got a spoon on spleen on Culus. I'm a bad doctor That's really not the energy you should be An extra spleen extra spleen. Oh, he's got that's binoculars. He got that's splonoculars.

I know he's got good news and bad news. Yeah. He got a spinochulus. That's the good and bad news. We don't really, we're not fully sure what that does. What does a spline even do? Well, he can do it twice as good. All right. Here is who wrote the answers. A splendid homunculus, that was Jackson.

That was my first thought and the best thought I think. A type of cave diver who collects interesting bugs that they say that was Adam Cannavale. I was tempted because of the bug thing. Yeah, just felt like, yeah. A harnessing system for cave explorers, that was Betsy, the questioner, aka the house. Oh. So you two are definitely in the same.

Yeah. You never know if there's two, if they're both completely wrong. Yeah. For some reason, or someone is almost on the right track. Yes, yeah, absolutely. Pajorative term for grandiose or verbose writing. Jackson went for that.

I'm afraid that was the house. That seems likely, doesn't it? I felt like I was winning. I would have gone for that one if you didn't. Me too. I think, yeah. People who know me well know that I love the use of pejorative.

Yeah. What makes it seem real? You do. Yeah. I remember when I was a kid, for some reason I asked my dad, what's some good words? What's some good words?

Dad, I've just been thinking, what's some good words? It's a really challenging for like an adult. It was one and a von killer was another one. Oh, fun killer is really good. Yeah. They're the two that have stuck with me. I'm sure he gave me more. Hey dad.

Hey dad, what's some good words? I love the, I'm getting into saying words. I want to know the good ones. Even better than you as a child asking your father, what's some good words? Your dad having multiple lined up. Great version, son. He's like, well, um.

Can I just go to the filing cabinet? Classic Paul Stewart form. He would have pursed his lips, lent his head back a little, closed eyes. Oh, going to the mind palace. Going to the mind.. The mine palace. Mm. Mm.

Pajorative. Mm. Oh, a vonkular's a good one. A vonkular's a good one. Add them to mine. I quite like a vonkular, yeah. You're writing this down? I think you're in grade two going in, all right,

on the weekend I'll learn pejorative. He's just like, what is wrong with this guy? What the hell? What does it mean? Oh, I don't know. I should have asked. I've got a follow up question for tonight. Used to describe a sheen of a healthy fish of scales. I don't know for that. That was Dave Warnocky.

No. Sorry. I feel, I feel guilty. And that also means the Dave is correct. It's an anomalous extra spleen. That was the one I was the most convinced was fake. Yeah, it felt the most wild. Sometimes you gotta go shot in the dark.

I reckon my order would have been Jackson's choice. Adam's choice. Well, I know that the fish one's wrong, so I'm gonna go with the spleen. Now, when I picked the fish's scales, I saw you do a reaction of, oh. Did you see me do a little fist bump? Fucking hell. It's what his ass is. No, you seem so actually a little bit like I,

when I first saw you do the, there was a little action. I would see it. I would see the action as kind of like a, well, I interpreted it as like I'd stolen what you wanted. You seemed almost upset that I'd said it. Yeah. Cause I felt bad that our friendship is on the rock. Yeah. And our friendship is on the rocks.

Yeah. It is. And our friendship is on the rocks. It is. Question two comes from Avril from Dublin. The question is, which of these are real species of fish? Cool. And I wonder if you could describe the sheen of their scales in any way.

While you're doing that, here's some more info on splenunculus, it's according to biology online. Splenunculus, which is also called accessory spleen, refers to any of the small globular masses that are physiologically and histologically similar to the spleen. These nodules may be attached to the spleen or detached from it and may

be found in the splenic region. Um, it's not a real splenium, you know, so it's gonna do a champagne joke, but region is really good. I really liked that. Yeah. The splenic regions from the phrase I've never heard. I don't know what a splen does and I don't want to learn. You know, I'll never learn. I don't like thinking about my own organs in there. I'm so sorry. Maybe you should block your ears. Cause I think is spleen one of those ones where we thought it did nothing,

but then we discovered it does do something. Or you think, Jack, I wasn't done. I only heard do something. Yeah. Which I figured it did. Yeah. Well it does, but the splenonchus doesn't. Because the splenonchus may be found in the walls of the stomach or intestines.

What? To the tail of the pancreas near the gastroplenic ligament, the mesentery or the gonads. That's crazy. Betsy writes, the question writer, 10 to 30% of the population has an extra spleen or up to six extras that can be anywhere in the abdomen or in the scrotum. What the hell? God. Maybe I had actually, you know, I lost a nut.

Maybe there was some spleen in that shit. You know, there was a bunch of stuff in there. There was some spleen up in that ball. Well, there was like hair and teeth and stuff. So like, you know, who knows? That's gross ass. Don't tell. Now can I not know that?

Yeah. Yeah. Quickly Matt, block your ears. Oh, actually the editor will get it out. until now, now can I not know that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Block your ears. Oh, actually the editor will get it out. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, but the human body is beautiful. Yeah. It is. It is a wonderland. That's true. John Mayer was right.

He was right. You know, you're running about your nut. Yeah. I think he was. I Jackson Bailey. You're not is a wonder he was. Your body, Jackson Bailey, you're not. He's a wonderland for doctors. Subtext.

The answer for question number two, which of these real species of fish? The prying dry finned cod, Palisade two, the ugly freshwater perch, Peter's elephant nose fish. Peter's elephant nose. Peter's, okay.. Peter's elephant nose fish.

Okay. Fleetwood mackerel or voracious beaver fish. Ooh. Jackson went first last time. Do you want to go first now, Adam? Kind of no, but all right. Too bad. Can I get the first fish again?

Just the first one. Yes, you can. Thank you. And do you want to? I would love to. Prying dry fin cod. Is it prying? Prying.

What's it looking for? It's prying. Well, it's sticking its nose in where it's probably not wanted. Welcome. Yeah. Okay, the sticky big cod. I'm thinking what I'm thinking is now one of these, only one of these is real.

Is that correct? As far as we know. Yeah. As far as we know. Now some of those, some of these names are, some of these names are strange, but some of these names are outright weird. Yeah.

Fleetwood mackerel. Yeah. Surely that's a joke. That's yeah. Surely that's a joke, weird. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Surely that's a joke, but is that the sort of fish that inspires this question? You know what I mean? That's what makes it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is just having a laugh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. absolutely. Fleetwood Mac does feel like a scientist band. Yes, very much so. I'm a fan myself, but I think- I love that I had such a funny band to say that,

like this real niche, very specific kind of people like Fleetwood Mac. Sort of like nearly everyone who was- It's a real scientist band. You go to a Fleetwood Mac concert, there's a lot of lab coats. Oh my God, everyone, glasses and lab coats. Raising beakers up to-

Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's butts and booners instead of a lighters. Yeah. Maybe it's because I'm imagining this too viscerally, but you know what? Lock me down for Fleetwood Mackerel. He talked himself into it. Yeah, I talked myself into it.

I was originally going to go with that first one because it sounded like a real fish. But Fleetwood Mackerel, you know what? Whatever. I'm still going gonna be so upset when I get it wrong. I will say it's rarely the one that sounds like a real fish.

Yeah, exactly. But sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that is unfortunately the choice I have to make, I suppose. Now Adam asked for the first one again. Could I please have the second, third, fourth, and fifth one again?

Palisade 2. Sequel one again? Palisade two. Sequel. What's Palisade? Palisade two. Is it a Palisade like a bit of a house? I don't know. I think it is. And is it the number two or is it?

Yeah, the number two, numeral two. Aye, aye. I got it. Shit, he's not a Roman fish. Yeah, it's not a Roman fish as well. Yeah. Then you had the ugly freshwater perch. It's implying that there's a hot freshwater perch.

Beautiful freshwater perch. You know. You can imagine a fish called the handsome freshwater perch. Yeah, I could. Yeah. Easily. The Peter's elephant nose fish, Fleetwood mackerel or Veratian beaver fish.

I don't mean to- I don't mean to. Look like Dave just sort of went somewhere. I can't the second one now. I mean to lead you astray, but the Peter's nose fish that actually I wish I'd reheard that one because that sounds actually pretty real. The elephant nose fish. The elephant nose, there's a few of the animals

like other species in there, but obviously which makes sense you look at a fish and you go, I don't know, it's like a bit like this. I'll tell you, it's not too late to change if you want. Yeah. I don't cross, don't change fish. Don't cross the streams.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the Monte hall problem dude. You don't change the fish. Wait, no, you do change if it's the Monte hall problem. No, you do, you're supposed to change. It's so crazy to have the number two in there. Yeah. So crazy, it just might work.

Nice. Palisade two. Oh my God. So crazy, it just might work. Nice. Palisade two. Oh my God. Locking it in. Yes, please. So I'm tossing up between the elephant nose fish and the beaver fish. Cause I can imagine a fish that's got teeth.

I possess that ability. But also a trunk? Is that with a nose? Well, I'm imagining it's good. You know, some fish have like a pointy sort of like protrusion at the front of their face. If you don't go nose, I'm switching the nose Oh doesn't go nose. What was the nose one again? Read it out to me Peter's elephant nose fish

And what was the beaver one? variation beaver fish What's that mean? I'm going Peter's elephant Adam is Yeah, I should say no the spelt K and O W S. Okay. Well, I'm joking. I'll be heading to Beaver town. I'll stay where I am. I say that about Jack all the time.

He's heading to Peter's. Elephant knows fish. That's a totally different thing. Yeah. That's a new sentence. Yeah. That's full on. So you're going nose fish. Yep. So I mean, you're sticking with, I'm sticking with mackerel if he goes nose fish. Does that mean you're sticking with- I'm sticking with mackerel if he goes nose fish.

And then I have locked in- Palisade 2. Of course I have. The sequel. You'll find out soon what that's all about. Yeah. Either from some website entry or from one of the bizarre minds in this room.

Psychopaths on the couch. Prying dry finned cod psychopaths on the couch. Prying dry finned cod, that was the house. Okay. Just like the idea of a prying fish. Yeah, me too. Like you're camping and it's just like, it's like poking its head up and you're like, what do you want?

What is, what's happening here? And I'm like, you know, I can't be mad. Like if you're getting changed and a fish is watching, who cares really? You'd feel weird. But it would feel weird. Like if I turned my gold, like I had a goldfish and it was looking

and I turned the tank around and it rotated. I mean, I'm putting a sheet over that. I don't, you can't comprehend what you're seeing, but I don't like it. Jackson, you were close to on for ration beaver fish. Yeah. That was Dave Warnock. Is variation anything or is that just- It just sounded like a cool word to me. Beaver fish I believe, Dave Warnocky. Is Veration anything or is that just- It just sounded like a cool word to me.

Yeah, yeah. Beaver fish I believe, but Veration is what's familiar. Really? I like Veration. Was it Veration? Cause I was wondering if it was, you know, like a place. I think if you picked a place. You know, to be honest,

I actually preferred Matt's pronunciation. I was imagining Verashian. See that might have gotten me. Really, but I like Veration. Sounds cooler, but it's with an S-H, Verashian. Verashian. Feel free to put in spell spell pronunciation notes in future. But I will butcher made up words.

I will butcher words and have never been said out loud before. You said it and I just went, wow, that sounds good. I'd like to do, I think I would have locked that one in. Fleetwood mackerel. I don't went for that. I'm afraid that was Avril, okay. The house got you. It's funny. Yeah, it's funny. AKA the house. Gotcha. It's funny.

Yeah, it's funny. It's funny joke. It's the sort of, as I said, and I stand by this, it's the sort of name for a fish that could have inspired this question. Yeah, absolutely. Of course. Totally agree.

Dave went for Palisade two. That was Adam kind of LA. Please talk me through it. I love it. I knew I wanted to go to something too. Really too? I began with this is the sequel fish because for the same reason, the Fleetwood mackerel, I think Palisade too is the sort of fish

that could have inspired this question. I loved it. The ugly freshwater perch, that was Jackson Bailey. That was me. Then I thought I had you by being like, I could be a handsome. I could believe that. Could you? But that means Jackson's corrected is Peter's elephant nose fish. There it is. Damn. It feels good.

So point Adam there, point to Jackson and point to the house. Oh yeah. Meaning after two rounds. It's truly anyone's game. Jackson one point Adam on one point down front on two points a piece. It's Dave in the house. God damn dude. I'm gonna step up my game.

Forget about competing against the house as well. That's scary. Evil evil. Yeah. And you just delivered a point to the house. I did. You son of a bitch. You son of a gun.

Come on. I did. You son of a bitch. You son of a gun. Come on. I like the disparaging. Yes. Very funny. Here's question three. This comes from Jax Xander from New Hope, Pennsylvania. Any relation, Jackson? Yes.

That is my dad. And he lives in New Hope. Yeah, well, yeah. I'm far from home. The question is, what did basketball superstar Kevin Durant tweet on the 16th of January, 2011? Really? So he was a couple of years into his career.

KD. KD was playing for the Thunder, I think, at the time. Okay. What did basketball superstar Kevin Durant tweet on the 16th of January 2011? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Peter's elephant nosefish. This is according to Animalia.bio. Peter's elephant nosefish is native to the rivers of Western Central Africa. Its caudal or or tail fin, is forked. It has two stripes on its lower pendicular.

Its most striking feature, as its names suggest, is a trunk-like protrusion on the head. This is not actually a nose, but a sensitive extension of the mouth. I love the phrase sensitive extension. Yeah. It sounds like a, like a George Michael song. Somehow trying to connect with your sensitive extension. They use it to find worms and insects to eat this organ, which has the best name. It's called the schnauzer organ. Oh, that's good. That's a sensitive extension.

That's a sensitive extension. Big time. Covered in electro receptors as is much of the rest of its body. It's very sensitive fish. Yeah. The elephant nose uses a weak electric field, which it generates with specialized cells

called electrocytes, which evolve from muscle cells to find food, to navigate as well in dark or turbid waters and to find a mate. Geez, it's a powerful- It's doing a lot of stuff. It's multipurpose. Yeah, what do you use your electric field for?

Nothing, dude. I'm wasting it. It's doing nothing for me. They can live up to 10 years as well. Whoa, that's an old fish. It does feel like an old fish, doesn't it? It's funny to have an old fish. I thought fish could live to be quite old.

Some fish. Yeah. It's many different games. I feel like I don't know why, but I think maybe you two might make sense of Avril's note on this. Yeah. Okay. I have a rights.

I found Peter's elephant nose fish while playing a game where you change the name of a band to make it fishy. What does that mean? I'm afraid I can't help you. Let's try and reverse, let's try and reverse image search this. Yeah. So let's try and make, let's try and take a fishy word out and put a band word in and see if we can find what band. Well, Fleetwood Mackerel.

I reckon we can see where Avril was going. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What game was it just, I mean, we're imagining a video game maybe, but it could have just been a game with friends, like a party game. Oh, I see. So she started with Fleetwood Mackerel, then went and found a funny fish name.

Okay. Is that what's happened? I don't know. They found Peter's Elephant Nose Fish while playing a game. Peter's Elephant Nose Fish. What band sounds like that? Were they being like, I while playing a game. Peter's elephant knows fish. What band sounds like that? Were they being like, I've got a band. Yeah. Maybe the band was fish.

Yeah. Oh. Oh. Pete. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's like, is, yeah, I know. I can't help you here. Okay.

And I can't help our rolling though, I'm sorry. They also said, I also saw help you here. Okay. And I can't help Avril either. I'm sorry. They also said, I also saw, uh, Peretropus de Bowie is just kind of fish, which I'll be using next time for Peretropus David Bowie. So this is what it seems like that she, Avril has some game where they need to,

they've got a bunch of bands and then Avril's just Googling fish. Are they just going to Wikipedia and looking at the different kinds of fish and being like, which ones are like bands? This is very mysterious. This is the kind of stuff we should be investigating. This is the right level of mundanity. Don't you just hate it when you're, you know, you cast the line into the sea and you pull up a band and they turn out to be

too small. So you got to kiss him on the lips and throw them back. I hate when I go to a concert and then when they say, you know, introducing five seconds of summer and it's just an old boot, you got to throw it back. Does that joke make sense? Five seconds of summer. Does that joke make sense? Why did I pick five seconds of summer? That's what I was curious about. I was curious about that as well.

Yeah, it really did. You know what, Jack? That works. It's legal tender, I call that. It's legal tender. All right, I'll take it. I'll take it, dude. Gladly, in this life.

God sakes. All right, the answers are in. Here is question number three. What did basketball superstar Kevin Durant tweet on the 16th of January, 2011? I'm sorry, but I think we should be able to put ketchup on ice cream. Hashtag Durant over. Two, space jam could never happen.

It's fake. Three, just heard that a tomato is a fruit. Someone please confirm. Okay. Three, four, Scarlett Johansson. I will drink your bathwater. Hashtag random. Okay. Option five, I'm the world's best Kevin. Kostner can suck it. Lol. Or finally, anyone know a good Chinese food place in Berlin? Oh God. Wow, wow, wow, wow. This is tricky. How different was Twitter back in 2011? Oh God.

Yeah. I feel like you can immediate. I feel like the bath water, the idea of drinking bath water was post 2011. Surely. Gamer girl bath water is like, yeah, 20, like 20, 20, 20, 19. So I think you can, or you can discount that. That felt so out there for me. That feels notable.

Yeah. True. Unless he was a sort of pioneer of drinking. It was his idea. You know, like, can we think of a Scarlet Johansson movie where she's in the bath? Is that what he sees watching a movie? Yeah. Is she in 2011? What's she doing in, you know, in 2011? What movies? When did her come out? I mean, she's taken baths her whole life.

Oh, that's an assumption. That is an assumption. She might not. She might have never taken a bath except on set in movies where she takes a bath. Is Avengers 2011 the first one? Oh, I think that might be 2011. Yes. Is there a bath scene? Is there a bath scene? I don't think Scarlett Johansson does. I don't think anyone does a bath scene bath scene. I don't think Scarlett Johansson does, I don't think anyone does a bath scene in a Marvel movie, unfortunately.

Except for Captain Barthold. Only bath scenes for him. The deleted scene where they wash the Hulk. You know? Everyone gets involved washing the Hulk with squeegees and like rags on sticks. He would get stinky. Hulk don't wash behind years.

You gotta wash behind years. Come on, Hulk. Whose turn to go first? Yeah. Your turn, Dave. Yeah. Can we have him on one time? I forgot what we were doing for a second, I'll be honest.

I've been Googling the origin of drinking bath water. And I've got some, I've got a fascinating thing to tell you. Oh, I'm excited. Potentially, I'll be honest. I've been Googling the origin of drinking bath water. I've got a fascinating thing to tell you. Oh, I'm excited. Potentially, I don't know. I'm excited. I'm sorry, but I think we should be able to put ketchup on ice cream, hashtag Durant over. Space Jam could never happen, it's fake.

That's number two. Number three, just heard that a tomato is a fruit. Someone please confirm. Second tomato, later on. Yeah. Four, Scarlett Johansson, I will drink your bath water. Random, that's a hashtag. Option five.

I know, obviously I'm putting the emphasis. Yeah, of course the emphasis in there. I don't know if Kevin himself would have said it like that. He wants for clarifying, yeah. Similarly, I don't know how he would say this, but I'd like to think he'd say it. I'm the world's best Kevin. Kostner can suck it.

Lol. Or finally, anyone know a good Chinese food place in Berlin? And that's, I should say double X, a double question mark on that one. So there's some urgency to it. Yeah. He's in a, he's hungry. Clearly he's hungry. He's in Berlin.

And he's looking around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's in Berlin. He's looking around. He's eating over all quick. Yeah. I mean, I was so tempted by the Scarlett one, but then you guys really talked me out. I'm not into it.

I don't trust him. I don't think I'm into it either. Just if I may score check, they're both on one, you're on two. So I'm just- You can lift this one if you want. That one or Space Jam, sort of. I think actually what the score of two to one implies

more that you just shouldn't listen to what we say. Cause we clearly haven't stumbled on a winning strategy. Have we? That was what I was trying to employ. I think what I think the implication is you can whiff this one. That's what Jackson got out of the hairstyle. If I remember that story correctly,

he had a nap and was so rejuvenated, did he run the race? The actual original story is, and then they made the turtle the fire warden, and everyone dies because the turtle kind of worked everyone in time. Yeah, the forest burns down. Yeah.

I need to own up to something. Yeah. I didn't know what with this one man. Hey, that's fair. I'm like, yeah, you could, you could smell, smell it out. Smell out the answer. Indeed. Follow. Yeah.

Follow the scent. Oh yeah. Yeah. Am I thinking in Scar Joe or space? Yeah. You go straight to Hollywood though. Don't you? Both of your answers, the two of the most Hollywood answers. Yeah.

Or it's either maybe any known know a good Chinese. You know what I'm going to, I'm going to believe. I think it's the bathwater one. All right. Just to spite you. Yeah. Good. Somebody water. Yeah.

I reckon I'm tossing up between the first, second and last one. Okay. The first one. Catch up. Catch. But do you rant over? Is that the kind of thing you'd be doing in 2011?

Yes. Absolutely it is. At different time. But also looking for Chinese food. I think I'm gonna go with the Chinese food one. Chinese food, Jackson. I think it's like the right level of mundane, but also like sort of a funny thing to tweet.

With like, can't you just ask anyone you're with? Yeah. Yeah, you'd be a millionaire at this, probably super rich even as a- tweet, like can't you just ask anyone you're with? Yeah. You'd be a millionaire at this, probably super rich. Even as a surging player. Somebody in the street, you go, where do I get Chinese? Jumping on Twitter seems maniac. People also, I mean, in my Facebook memories

that I get sometimes, it's just like people commenting on my wall with a reply to something that I'd said to them every time I'd go up to them. I'm like, what were we doing back then? I used to, as a very funny joke, rather than just directly messaging someone, we, me and a friend, we would find mutual friends and we'd message on a mutual friend's wall

and have a full conversation like that. Just hassle them with notifications. Yeah, my memories are absolutely unhinged because middle V replied midway through some conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Are you locking that in? Yeah, I'm locking it in, dude.

I'm going, I like the ketchup one. I'm going Durant over, please. Give me number one. Okay. Durant over really sells it to you. Yeah, I think it does to me as well. That's Durant over. Durant over.

Mm. All right,. Durant over. All right, here's the answers. Just heard that tomato is a fruit, someone please confirm. I should have said the one is just the number one and please just spell PLZ. Can I change my answer? That was written by Jax, AKA the house, the question writer. Your dad.

My dad. Space Jam could never happen. It's fake. That was Jackson Bailey. Honestly, it was this close. I could tell. I could tell. That's why you were trying to talk me out of the bath one.

The other Hollywood one, which I forgot about, was I'm the world's best Kevin. Kostner can suck it. That was Dave Warnocky. That was a good one. That was a good one. Who do you think is still right now? Cousin's table, who's the best Kevin? Best Kevin. Or McAllister? I suck it. Oh yeah. That was Dave Warnock. That was a good one. That was a good one. Right now. Cars on the table.

Who's the best Kevin? Best Kevin. Oh, McAllister. Oh, great answer. That guy doesn't fuck around, you know? He doesn't. He full on kills those people. Is shade still in the conversation?

Kevin Cheney? Kevin Cheney, yeah. Kevin Sorbo. Oh. Who has some crazy opinions. I was about to say, that's a very interesting thing nowadays. Yeah.

Um, what about the, the house guy, Kevin McLeod? Is that right? Oh, my favorite grand designs, Kevin McLeod. Absolutely.

Yes. That's my favorite. Yup. Big McLeod. Oh, big Kev. Oh, I'm excited. Can I change my answer? Did you answer? Big Kev. He is, he was excited.

He was. He's dead. Yeah. But you know, he did a lot of good in his short time. Yeah, exactly. Feel free to write in, let us know who's your favorite Kevin. Yeah. Who's the best Kevin?

The best Kevin. Those are different answers. Yeah, different. You know? Does Juran enter the conversation? I guess it'll depend on what his real tweet was. If it's a good tweet, I think I could promote him. That's exciting.

What have I not read out? Durant over. I don't want for that. I'm afraid that's the house. No, dude. The hashtag was fantastic. I started with the hashtag and worked back. Durant over.

Durant over. I had to remember that they don't say tomato sauce. That would have been a giveaway. Oh yes. You put it in the hard yards though. Oh yeah. You did. Anyone know a good Chinese food place in Berlin?

Jackson went for that. That was Adam. God damn it. God damn it. And that means Dave was correct. Scarlett Johansson, I will drink your bath water. What? It just feels like a weird thing to tweet.

That's crazy. It's very unhinged. So when was the bath water crazy? I only thought about bath water when I saw the Saltburn movie. That's why that was bad. Yeah. This is an entry from Urban Dictionary

by Uncle Salty. I'll give you the date last. Affectionately, affectionate, pikey term, implying that the person being referred to is so desirable that you would even go so far as to drink water that they have bathed in. Here's an example, she's so fit. Ooh, I could drink her bath water.

And this is dated May 11, 2004. What the fuck? What? Oh my God, did we kill Jackson? It's making me sick to learn this. It's crazy to learn that something that you love is older than you imagine. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think there's anybody out there with, who famously sold their bathwater? Who was that again? It was, oh, what is her name?

Yes. Game of girl bathwater. Game of girl bathwater. What is her name? Who was that? I like, you know, we're both pretending like we don't know. I didn't think that was off. It's sort of a trap to be like out of view window. Belle Delphine.

Belle Delphine. Does he recognize anybody has that Belle Delphine? Do you know, both of you have such confused expressions. No. So there was a game girl, like sort of like sexy online girl, sort of whatever. Yeah. And she- You might say an E girl.

An E girl. And she sold little tubs of her bath water, Belle Delphine's gamer girl bath water, for like thousands and thousands of dollars to a bunch of people. And then she had to shut it down because it was like people were drinking it. And it was like, this is not FDA approved.

People weren't just drinking it. People were, because, you know, people could be weird online. I know this might shock you after what we've just been talking about, but people were not just drinking it, but we're opening it and testing to make sure she'd been in the water. Absolutely.

And that's why she shut it down. She's like, oh, they're onto us. They're onto you. Exactly. But I wonder if there's anybody who still has one in there. Like it's just going gonna sit in my fridge That definitely rings a bell but yeah, I Yeah, it's funny if that is the reason that to stop saying is drank it. It's like lots of things that you shouldn't drink.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. She wasn't advertising it as like a youth serum or something. I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. We're at the halfway mark. Here are the scores after three rounds. Jackson on one, Adam on two, but still out in front on three points a piece. It's Dave in the house. God damn, dude.

Here's question number four. This comes from Patrick Patrick J Ryan from Brant Rock in MA Dave you know what that is Massachusetts or is it Missouri I think it might be Massachusetts MI is Missouri yeah MS is maybe Mississippi maybe yes yes yes yes so anyway Brant Rock. That's amazing. It's a great name for a city. Absolutely. Patrick's question is this sort of a reverse of the of the word definition. I'm giving you the definition. I want the word.

In birding, I say word or words term. OK, yeah. In birding, what is the term used for the overall impression of a bird? You know, it's movements, it's gait, it's posture and its shape. A birder or a big, an orny type, horny for orny type, loves bird, bird watching. They'll go, oh, geez, look at that bird. It's got fantastic. It's got a fantastic, like you'd say vibe, but there's a specific word for vibe. Right, okay. Whatever, for birds. Word or term, I can't even remember what the answer is, but it's, you know, it's a short,

it's not like a sentence, it's a term. While you're writing your answers, here's what Jax wrote about the tweet. Kevin Durand is known for many things in the NBA, for being one of the greatest basketball players to ever play the game, but also for being one of the most prolific Twitter posters of his generation. I could have picked from so many Kevin Durant tweets to send in, but I went with my favourite and one of the most famous.

Durant has admitted to having several burner accounts on Twitter and he could be social media famous if he wasn't a basketball legend. I love this one because it seems like he's telling Scarlett Johansson that he's going to drink her bath water. Not that he wants to, but that he will. It's going to happen. What is the Scar Joe? I'm coming to drink your bath water. I drink your bath water. Hey, while you're store on your answers.

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Helping make sense of the world when it matters most. Stay in the know. Download the free CBC News app or visit cbcnews.ca. And we're back and the answer for question number four, in birding, what is the term used for the overall impression of a bird? Its movements, gait, posture and shape, et cetera. Maybe I should use them all. In a sentence?

Yeah, so the mash. Oh, that bird's got a beautiful mash. Quipping. Oh, have a look at the quipping on that Kingfisher. Very nice. Fluff value. The fluff value on that parakeet is high. Jizz.

That bird's got great jizz. Boint. Sorry? Boint. My God, look at that kookaburra Ooh, that bird's got great gizz. Uh, points. All right? Points. My God, look at that. Kookaburra and it's points. Or finally, Genesee quack. Oh, I mean, that's very specific bird noise. Oh, look at that emu.

What a magnificent Genesee quack. Big fan of picking a bird that doesn't go quack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amu. What a magnificent. Genesee quack. Big fan of picking a bird that doesn't go quack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just very good. That's very good. Yeah. So you got the mash, the quipping, the fluff value, the jizz, the points or the Genesee quack.

And then we're back to you, Jackson. All right. Okay. So obviously jizz has really caught my eye here. I was thinking the same. Yeah. How does it spell? J I double Z. Yeah. Okay. really caught my eye here. I was thinking the same. Yeah. How's it spelled? J I double Z. Yeah.

Okay. Like, like human. Like the type of song in star wars. I did not make the connection. That is funny. That is strange. Yeah. But I'm like, is it just like, you know, pure coincidence that they just happen to be the same? No, I don't, I don't trust G's.

Never have. Never met a jizz I trust. Exactly. I don't trust that jizz as far as I can throw it. Genesis quack, obviously a joke, but that could be egg on my face. It could be jizz on my face. But also this is funny. Egg also work.

Well, I was saying about scientists. That's true. Scientists are sometimes a bit funny. Bird people, they could be being a bit funny. That's true. That's true. Yeah, cause it's, you know, how official is this term? How widespread is it used amongst the birders?

I want to say quipping. Quipping. I feel like quipping is a bird sound. Like, as in like, like as in- A pigeon lands near you, quipping. Quipping. Quipping. But like, it's like, it's like, you know, like that would,

it's like in the sphere of bird, that's like a noise that makes sense to me. So I think I'm gonna go quipping. Quipping. Oh, look at the quipping on that parakeet. Oh, jeez, beautiful quipping. Oh, this, this thrush. How was the quipping?

Oh, sorry, you misunderstood. I was thinking about something else. I really liked that we've been using these words like as like a value judgements. Yeah. Good quipping. What do you mean? We don't understand the birding world that well.

That's funny. We haven't got around to Dave yet. Oh, is it Dave next? No, no, I'm just saying he is someone who knows birds. I am a fancy myself as a Twitcher. Oh, interesting. That is the term, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, that's scary. Maybe Dave knows something. But if they're funny with that, well, that's a pretty funny sounding word. Yeah. Yeah. There could be Jews. So ornithologist.

That's like the scientist is it? Yeah. Gotcha. Uh, I'll take Jizz, thanks. And for your answer. Hey, whoa, whoa. What, can you believe we've had a month off recording? We're still right back into it. It's a month off, but tell you what, it's just as good as it was before, yeah.

It's like we never left. Yeah, I, racing parlance, good off a spell, this podcast. Oh. What I'm thinking is- I'm putting it in terms Jackson understands. I didn't know horses. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What I'm thinking is birdwatching is as old as time. Yeah. Ah, yeah. It's, you know, there've been birdwatchers since, you know, before we had the machine gun, which is a funny way to divide your history. Yes, yes, yes, very true. And I think back,

because there are so many words like that where you know how dick used to mean D-I-C-K, used to mean like a good talk. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. There's the old comics, which are very funny, which are like,

Captain America, you and I, we need to sit down for some straight up dick. Yeah. Yeah. When I read ones for a book, they're frequently people like, watch out. He ejaculated. Yeah.

Yeah. Absolutely. Like people ejaculating all over the place. I reckon, I reckon we get, this is my firm belief. We get our modern use of the word jizz comes from the old use of the word jizz. Whoa. That is crazy.

Which is the bird. A bird's general. Yeah, a bird's general package. A bird's package is kind of like my ejaculate in a way. It's showy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's sparkles.

Okay. What do you think, Dave? What do we got left? Well, you're not playing that way today but you can always go for the same answer. I can double the jizz. Apart from quipping and jizz you've got the mash. It's a monster mash. Graveyard smash.

Fluff value. Boints or je ne sais quoi. Boints. The mash is sort of the package. I like that. It's like quack. Points. Point. The mash is sort of the package, I like that. It's sort of all the things smashed together. Yeah. It's like a brewing term as well, the mash. Yeah.

Points is sort of bounciness to it. Points is, yeah, the points, when the birds are sort of lonesome. They're bouncy, I guess. And that's sort of the fluff value, I guess, as well. Well, exactly. But that's quite specific. Yeah.

Not all birds are fluffy. Yeah. Adam has convinced me so much that I fear if I go with it, I guess that's quite specific. Yeah. Yeah birds are fluffy Yeah, Adam has convinced me so much that I feel fear I if I go with I could be giving like someone two points for a very silly joke answer This would be a bit of fun and now people were seriously considering the Jews of the bird What a lovely jizz. But you got it. Yeah, it's you got to be pictures. It's got a great jizz this bird. Elderly people.

Yeah. Yeah. With binoculars. In like the 1920s. Yeah. Whispering to each other. Wearing tweed. Yeah.

Check out the jizz on this one. I say, Charles, check out the jizz on this. Yeah. Margaret, jot down its jizz. I'm giving a 10 out of 10 for jizz. Make a note of its jizz. Make a note of it's jizz. Yeah. I think I'm, I can't quite get there.

I'm going to go for points. Can't quite get the jizz. So you're going for points. All right. I'm excited to be the fool. It's going to be quack on my face. Tell you what. Here's who wrote the answers.

Uh, Jenna said quack. That was Patrick, okay. The house, the question writer. Excellent. The house also wrote fluff value. That was my one bit of fun. The mash. I want some mash.

That was Dave. Yeah, the mash of the bird. That would have been my second guess. If I didn't, if Jizz wasn't on the menu. I would have gone mash. Yeah. What's the, what are the types today? Jizz, mash?

Whatever. Sausages, Jizz and mash. Saus are the sides today? Jizz, mash? Whatever. Yeah. Sausages, jizz and mash. Sausage and jish. Jish. With mushy peas. Bags and jizz. Bags and jizz, yeah.

There it is. Yeah. Jackson went for quipping. That was Adam Cannavale. I was very tempted by quipping. Quipping felt right. Dave went for boints. It was Jackson.

Yeah. And George, would you want to talk through quipping at all? Quipping felt right. Dave went for boints. It was Jackson. Yeah. And George, would you want to talk through quipping at all? Quipping? I, well, like in the same way that it tricked Jackson, because it sounded like a birding term. I kind of felt the quipping sounded birdie to me. Yeah. Yeah.

And then what about, what about yours, Jackson? Boints? Boints? Well, I just thought that that's the sort of the, like I said, the bounciness of a bird. It's a boints. That's a funny word. Yeah. Sort of might get a lot.

Bonts is like a head, right? Is that, Bonts is a word for head? Could be. A head, I mean. Yeah. Yeah. You're not getting some mad Bonts. And that all of course means out of his character's jizz.

Hell yeah. That's ridiculous. My God. I'm going to be using that word all the time now. Check out the jizz on that. Is he right about jizz? The, you know, in the modern parlance. I think it's a more modern word.

That's crazy. That roars. No, actually, no, you're right. It does go a fair way back. It does go a fair way back. It does go a fair way back. It does predate the machine gun. Because some thought at one, it was first used in print 1922. What the hell?

Is it for the bird or what? Ornithologist. What? But what? I guess we'll find out in the factoid section. I can read it. I'll read that bit to you now because you've got a bit to read. So this is the etymology.

The term was first used in print 1922 in the ornithologist's Thomas Coward's country diary. Thomas Coward. Thomas Coward. What a great name for someone who likes birds. Getting a lot of white feathers. You've got the name after World War one He wrote a column for the Manchester Guardian and

Yeah The piece was subsequently included in his 1922 book Bird Haunts and Nature Memories He attributed it to a quote, West Coast Irishman and explained, if we are walking on the road and see far ahead, someone whom we recognize, although we can neither distinguish features nor particular clothes, we may be certain that we are not mistaken. There is something in the carriage, the walk, the general appearance, which is familiar.

It is, in fact, the individual's jizz. Wow. So it sounds like from that point of view, it started off as being a person. Is it similar to Riz? I guess. Has he got jizz? I guess.

Well, Riz comes from charisma. Yeah. Yeah. That's more specific. So, Jiz comes from charisma. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You were smarter than I was. I don't know about that. Well, it's all, you know, it's a spectrum. Patrick also writes a bonus fun fact, but I think you might've already stumbled upon this. Jizz is also a slang term for semen. What? Yeah.

Oh, wow. That is amazing. Like from a boat? Yeah. I need 10 strong jizz if I'm to take the barring We're sailing around the Horn of Africa Only the most brave and strong G's Get us around the horn

Here's the penultimate question from Sam Lacey from Manchester white Manchester, that's where that That's where that word was first written. Oh, my God. What is going on is happening today. So me and the question is, what notable event happened in Seat or site near Marseille in France on the 2nd of August 2016? OK, someone made the news. French event. Well, not a vent, but something happened. Yeah, OK. You know, event in Well, not event, but something happened.

Yeah. Okay. You know, event in the broad sense of the thing that happened. Sure. Where else was it? S E T E. What's your French like? It's pretty good, isn't it?

C'est de. C'est de. C'est de. It's near Marseille though. Okay. Or as is perhaps pronounced Marcellis. Here's some more info about Giz while you guys are writing. This is from wikipedia.org. Giz, also spelled Giz with a G, hard G, is the overall impression

or appearance of a bird garnered for such features as shape, posture, flying style, or other habitual movements, as well as size and coloration combined with voice, habitat and location. The concept was popularized in bird watching but is also useful that is since been adopted increasingly widely by field biologists in referring to the impression of the general characteristics of other animals. It's similarly, it's similarly appears in such fields of observational biology as microscopy. That's not how you say it, is it?

Microscopy? Microscopy. I don't know. Microscopy. Yeah. Ecologist, that's the kind of thing that, you know, a Fleetwood Mac fan might joke about. I agree.

You know, these science stuff. Yeah, yeah. Ecologists and botanists, oh my God. a Fleetwood Mac fan joke about these science stuff. Ecologists and botanists, oh my God, ecologists and botanists may speak of habitat. Botanists may speak of habitat jizz or the jizz of a plant. Sean Dooley described jizz as the indefinable quality of a particular species, the vibe it gives off, and notes that although it is dismissed by many as some kind of birding alchemy, there is some physical basis to the idea of jizz. Experienced birders can often make reliable identifications in the field at a glance by

using jizz. Often jizz is useful for identifying to the family or genus level. We are truly children. Rather than the species level as in quote, it definitely had the jizz of a thrush, but I couldn't see what kind. You can truly imagine if you laughed,

like you're bird watching with some friends, you laugh at jizz, how pissed off they'd get about that. And you gotta be like, come on, man. And of course, let's not forget to George Lucas. Yeah. A genre of music. Yeah, exactly. And still was as a genre of exactly, you know, sort of sounds like space scar a little bit.

That's good. G's thanks, man. Yeah, that's good. G it's good. You know what they say in G's it's about the notes you don't play. It's the G's you. Jizz. Thanks man. That's good. Jizz. You know what they say in Jizz, it's about the notes you don't play. It's the Jizz you don't call mine. That's what they say.

Answers are in for question number five. What notable event happened in Sait near Marseille in France on the 2nd of August, 2016? A 12 gun salute was given to celebrate a retiring Admiral. The guns were accidentally loaded with live ammunition and this was only noted on the third shot when a bird was hit. That's option one, option two.

Protesters tipped out over 50,000 liters of wine into the streets causing a big flood. Whoa. That's a lot of wine. That's a lot of wine, yeah. Option three, an attempt at making the world's largest baguette went horribly wrong when the baguette fell on the town's mayor, giving him concussion.

Horribly wrong. It's just like it's gone horribly wrong. It's hot. And in Siet today, horrible news. Horrible news out of Siet. The world's largest baguette. Has concussed the mayor. Option four, they skipped the first of August and had two the second of August.

Option five. Yeah. Option five. Option five, an elephant was obliterated by fireworks at the local seat zoo. That's a tragedy. That went horribly wrong. That went horribly wrong.

I mean, depending on your perspective, maybe. It's not horribly right. Yeah, we don't know what kind of an elephant it was. It was an evil elephant. It was annoying. I mean. It wasn't an accident either. We didn't know what kind of mare.

Could have been an evil mayor. It would be great that the mayor got concussed. Wonderful news out of Seattle today. As we concussed the mayor with a big. Mayor of Seattle has been thwarted once again today. Curse you mayor. Well, that's why they're all horribly wrong. Yeah.

Well, finally. We're trying to kill him. Oh no. Our murder's gone horribly wrong. He's just been concussed. Well, finally, a cat was elected to the town council after a mix up at the administration office that man candidate Mr. Hopkins name was misspelled Mr. Fluffy can. Okay.

I don't think that's legally binding. Yeah, I think he's not really. Okay. How much about the laws of seat? Do we know Adam? I don't know much about French law, but I'll tell you what I know. Cat law. Yeah.

I know cat law. That's universal. Yeah. That's true. So you have the 12 gun salute. It's up to you first through Adam. 12 gun salute, the wine flood, the baguette that went horribly wrong. Two second of August, the elephant being obliterated or the cat elected

to the town council. I think that's made up then couldn't have at least gone for me. Yeah, exactly. What are they doing? You know, I say it on the council. If it's made up, I think that's actually quite clever. Cause I think directly elected mayor.

I think people would do something about that. Town council, you've got a few councils. You gotta sit at the table. Yeah, it could fall through the cracks. There could be a few animals on the town council. Most councils probably have a couple of cats. The mules over here. If your town council doesn't have

at least one animal on the books, what are they doing? To be honest, you know, clearly not electing people. If I didn't come in and be like, I'm here to clean up. You know, I've come in to do like an evaluation of the town council. You point to like a donkey sitting at the table, you're like, this, this can't be happening.

This is not good. What I'm thinking is I'm liking the protesters with the wine because France is famous for a protest. Yes, that's true. And I, who did you say, was it just protesters? Uh, yep. Yeah. Okay.

General protesters pouring wine out. People are also going to give up wine. Not much wine. I think, well, I think, yeah, as a part of a protest. What if it's imported wine or something? Okay. True. I think-

Well, they would be protesting. What are they protesting? I, well, I'm not sure. To take out a wine, yeah. But I did recently learn a fact that when they lowered recently learn a fact that on the 2nd of August 26 No, when they when they they tried to lower in France the speed limit on the freeways The protests protesters went out and broke speed cameras and they broke 60% of all speed cameras in France. Like in a couple nights. Yeah.

Assuming I have a few. Yeah. If I had 10 then I guess it's less impressive, but I'm going with the, I don't know why. Well, I mean like, you know, we don't know why a lot of these, we don't know why the baguette went wrong necessarily. We don't know why they Well, I mean, like, you know, we don't know why a lot of these, we don't know why the baguette went wrong necessarily. We don't know why they had two second of August.

I think- Do you think the second of August one, on hearing it, do you think that they've gone, oh shit? It sounds, and also oddly, also sounds like a protest to me, but because it's not explicit, I'm going with the one that is a protest. I do like, oh shit, cause like, how would you, it makes me feel like they're like groundhog dang.

And someone's, hang on, we've done this before. Groundhog dang, but in forwards because they skipped the first. Yeah, I'm going protesters tipping out 50 liters. How many? 50,000. 50,000. Wait a minute. It's like a big pool. Yeah. So much.

I mean, I would give that vats, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. And if lots of people with smaller vats, you know. Yeah. If they're, I'm gonna have a thousand ladies in a vat. That's only 50 vats. Yeah. Exactly.

I feel like I, I'm going to be, I'm going to come clean also as well. Uh-oh. I, at the beginning of this. I've been Googling the whole time. I, at the beginning of this- I've been Googling the whole time. He's working me to peace. I think sometimes you try to lead us into the right answer,

but also sometimes you don't. I'm glad you came clean there. That will be helpful to everyone. I'm trying to work out if there's a tell to know when you're trying to lead us into the right answer or not. And I don't think I haven't. And that's my admission. I would say you're probably onto it, but I probably, if I'm leading you into any answer, it's you or one or the other. It's never to the house. I thought any leading was trying to lead into the right answer, but you were trying to lead me into mash a question. That was incorrect.

I'd like to guide you away from, anyway, I shouldn't be telling you about- You don't want to give away too many of your secrets. I think I'm going with the 50,000 liters. I think I'm going with that. Lock it in. Okay. So you think I was trying to-

I think you were trying to lead me astray, like you were in the last question. I wouldn't have to stop doing that if it's so obvious. It clearly isn't. Well, Adam's in the first November, so he's picked up on it. I've not noticed. I mean, that's the one I was going to lock in,

but to keep it more interesting, just wanna see if that would lead me into it. Yeah, no, yeah, no. Which one are you thinking? Like, I've really gone blank, since we've talked about the one, the big, there's the baguette, there's the guns, there's... Fireworks. Oh yeah, firework, elephants. That's right. Obliterated is the one, the big, there's the baguette. There's the guns. There's fireworks.

Oh yeah, firework elephant. That's right. Obliterated is the word, is it? Obliterated the elephant? Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. Doesn't say if it was on purpose or not. Or second of August.

Although you'd think it was an accident cause there's better ways to obliterate an elephant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're trying to, if you're making it happen, yeah. Or two seconds of August, have I missed anything? Do you get the 12 gun salute? Accidentally loaded. Largest baguette or attempted world's largest baguette.

Two second of August, obliterated elephant or Mr. Flopkins. Oh yeah. Obviously Dave, we're in direct competition, but the 12 gun salute one seems honestly so boring that it must be true. Yeah. Really?

I'm so bored. This 12 gun salute accidentally killed a bird. Yeah. Why are you even telling me this? Has an elephant been obliterated? Has the mayor been concussed? Wake me up. I guess on the scale of animal death,

an obliterated elephant is more exciting than a shot food. If enough wine to literally choke the sand is poured out, then wake me up, you know? This is the trickiest one for a while. I mean, is it crazy to say obliterated the elephant? I would have heard of that, that's the thing. You would have heard, I haven't heard of any of this.

But I haven't heard about any of them. Yeah. Dave, where were you working in 2016? So were you doing the Friday Funnies at the project? I, that's the thing. You would have heard, I haven't heard of any of these. But I haven't heard about any of them. Yeah. Dave, where were you working in 2016? So were you doing the Friday Funnies at the project? I was working at the project. Yeah, I mean, we're not making fun of an elephant that's been exploded. Yeah.

You're watching the video, aren't you? That's too much info. Would you make fun of a bird that got shot? Yeah, I don't see that. Feels like they're at the level you can do, but you can't. And you wouldn't, you wouldn't do it. What are you saying, like smaller than you wouldn't, you would do it. What are you saying? Like smaller than a cat,

but you would do it. A funny animal death. What the hell's wrong with the project? I feel like that that would suit you. Is this Waleed Ali? You would tell him. What are his rules? I feel like you would do it in the news headline

and then maybe they'd have a bit of fun with it and then someone would go, guys, remember a bird died. Come on. But you can't go, guys, remember an elephant died, come on. An elephant was obliterated. Come on. Yeah. I think that says something about humanity

and more specifically the culture of the project. Yeah, I think you're right. I'm gonna go with the elephant. The elephant. All right. And you're gonna find it very funny as well, if it's true. Yeah. No, I'm already laughing.

I think I'm gonna go with a shot bird. Shot bird. I have this- This is so boring. No, I feel like I have this memory of seeing on the news and this can't be true, but like a shot of the bird? Like a- Yeah, that's what happened, yeah.

Yeah. Like I can kind of, it was like a pigeon upside down that's been shot as the news is like, oh this. So you watched the project. Yeah. I remember them riffing about it. You know? Yeah. What was that line? Remember, remember a bird dies. Yeah.

Hey everybody. Carrie, Carrie came at Carrie, Carrie. Carrie Pickmore. Carrie Pickmore came and got us. All right. Okay. Remember it's all fun and games, but let's remember. Peter Helly is in there with the.

How funny is this? Well, just remember. Okay. It's's all fun and games, but let's remember. Peter Helly is in there with the... How funny is this? Well, just remember. Okay, it's not all fun and games. A bird was shot today. All right, here's where the answers. A cat was elected after a mix-up. That was the house. I knew it.

Okay, Sam. Sam wrote most of it and I added the flopkins. Flopkins. I literally Googled common cat names. Fluffikins is a common cat name. I feel like it was when you said Mr. instead of Monsieur. Oh my God. You're meant to believe this cat is being referred

to a non-French name. You could think of ketchup V tomato sauce but you couldn't think of Mr. V. Fluffigan's. That is a big stuff up. Sorry, Sam for ruining your grade. Otherwise very guessable answer. Take a good look at yourself, Stuart.

Double seconds of August. Double second of August. Two seconds pluralized. Yeah, it was hard to pluralize it. Yeah. That was Adam Cannavale. That's why it was hard for Adam. I can see that that was Adam kind of violate. That's why I was I Considered that for but then I thought why is this small town on a different calendar?

Yeah, I considered adding a when I was writing it out. I was like, do I add an explanation as to why? But I feel like the more I felt like we leave it up to us to speculate myself with yeah, absolutely The bag the bag Get going horribly wrong. That was also Sam. I'm a pressure writer. It was very young. That was pretty good.

And I didn't, I didn't touch a word on that one. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know why change perfection. I mean, that's so good. Jackson went for the 12 gun salute. You can even picture it. That's how vivid the writing of Dave Warnock is.

He wrote it into your memory. That's how vivid the writing of Dave Warnock is. He wrote it into your memory. That's how boring the writing is. When Adam was like, go for that one. It's so boring. I'm so mean. I'm so glad Jackson salvaged your ego. I invented a memory. You were in my head. You really made me feel better

when you imagined that thing that I might have. An elephant being obliterated by fireworks. That was Jackson, you've returned the favor there, Dave. Yeah, yeah, you're welcome. That was you. That was me. Obliterated. I thought obliterated was funny.

It was funny. Nothing left but the, you know, the toenails. What do you call an elephant's legs? The hooves? Yeah. Elephant's foot, isn't that the elephant's four feet. Yeah. Smoking. Yeah.

That's funny. And that means Adam is correct. What the hell? 50,000 liters of wine. And you also figured out that I was trying to convince you to go for the real one, which I'll not do anymore. Or will I? I just didn't think they'd give up 50,000 liters.

I couldn't think of protesting. I was,000. I think they're protesting. I was like, what are you protesting? Wine? Yeah, I'm super keen to find out what this protest was about. Well, listen back to the episode because you're going to be writing an answer during the explanation. Absolutely. Man, it is tight going to the final question.

Scores now in equal third place on three points a piece. It's Jackson and the house. Okay. In second place on four points is Dave, but out in front of five points, it's Adam Cunnaval. That's the scariest place to be. It's bad to be on top. There's only, oh, you know what, when you're not, when you're first, you know what the only thing you can do is? What's that? Four. for when I don't know about that. All right. Here's your final question. We always finish with a film synopsis.

Happy to do triple points as always. Or do you want to whatever? Yeah, we can do it brother. Yeah. What do you think? That's what we always do. Yeah. It's pretty close. Maybe sometimes people, the house does have the edge with multiple answers.

That's true. It is weighted toward that. Well, that's why the house doesn't get triple points in the final round. Well, yes. What I'm saying is maybe we do do triple points because the house has the advantage of multiple answers. Let's do it. But the house also doesn't get to guess. No, the house doesn't. That's true. You know what? That's why we can all score up to three points. I explained that at the start while you're writing your first answer, which means the guests are the only ones who never hear how the story works. I did know, I do. I've been in my first rodeo.

Also you sometimes speak with the speed of someone who's just done a political attack ad and he's like, oh, bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada camera. Really, I see Matt is having such a, like a kind of a laxadaisical. Usually, but it's just when he gets, because I think you've gone, I've read this a hundred times.

Yeah, I put it in there for first time. Listen, it's so it would make sense to read it at a, you know what? I reckon go normal style points, no extras. All right, you happy with that? Yeah, whatever. All right. Normal style points?

Yeah. Cause I used to make it as an optional thing, but just cause it's so close. Yeah, I agree. Okay, how about Adam is normal and Jackson and I are triple? That's a great idea. That's a really good idea, Dave, yeah. I'll I agree. OK, how about Adam is normal and Jackson and I are triple? That's a great idea. That's a really good idea, Dave. Yeah, I'll do that.

Oh, he's confident. Yeah, he's confident. Is that allowed? I'm going to I might do three ways of scoring just so we can choose our own adventure at the end. OK, so the final question comes from Talia and Amanda riding together. They didn't send this in separately. They're a riding team. Oh, wow.

And they're from South St. Paul in Minnesota. Minnesota. The Twin Cities there. Been watching Fargo season three. Haven't seen season one or two. Fargo is so good. Fargo season three. That's with the two different.

Vian Fargo. He's good, dude. Yeah, the two. And pretty good accent, I think. Yeah. Season three is, I like it the least out of all the seasons, but I still think it's really good. What a great place to start then.

I think it's still really good. It's my favorite season, dude. Oh my God. I love it, dude. You are Yin and Yang, we are. In many ways, we are. Knee five. Knee five.

Ah, it hurts my back a lot to do that. Snap gaps. Sorry, did you say the question? The question is, and I would be very surprised if you know it. It is a very little known film. No one's reviewed it on Rotten Tomatoes. But please give me the synopsis of the 2019 film,

The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot. But as I read it out, if anyone's gonna know it, it is Jackson. Oh, that is a risk. You're good. Oh. I didn't, I honestly didn't even pick it thinking I had the biggest Bigfoot expert I know.

I'm wearing a Mark Rasmus T-shirt today, which is very funny. What's that, the badge? The Bible? The badge, the Bible, and Bigfoot. And while you're writing those answers, but you know, a paragraph, three, four, five sentences usually.

Someone once said, you've got to be more specific what a paragraph means. And I've done it ever since. And nearly every time people look at me like, well, what's the sentence? Oh God. So here's more. Here's an article about the wine from the website The Local. A town in southern France saw its streets running red last night, but this was not about revelry. The town of Seat near Montpellier was, I hope that's how it's said, was drenched in, oh it's probably, they're soft L's aren't they, near Montpellier. Either way,

it was drenched in red wine on Tuesday night after the contents of five huge vats of wine were spilled onto the streets. The plonk flooded into local basements, car parks and even some people's homes, reported the local Midi Libre newspaper. Up to 50,000 litres of the tipple belonging to the Byron distributors were spilled according to reports. Emergency services were quick to the scene and had the were spilled according to reports. Emergency services were quick to the scene and had the mess cleared up in only 30 minutes apparently. The paper reported

that come if it's getting the houses you're not going to be able to clean that up. I spilled red wine on carpet wouldn't take me longer than 30 minutes. There's no way. To put the carpet in the bin and buy new carpet. Do you usually spill 50,000 lips? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm very clumsy And I like a big glass Here's a tweet from An official account I believe at the time but it's in French. So I don't know what it means

The media deleted div hashtag Vin diversity and don't let rude. He said He was always a thousand liters. Oh yeah. Did some of that make sense? Mill. Uh, here's another one in French set. The Kuva Sabudy, the little devine inundant and that was from East France. I got the word this red and one, inundant leu and that was from Oost, France. I got the word this, red and white. This is not on you Dave, this is definitely on my pronounce.

On Wednesday afternoon, the radical group of wine producers, CRAV or Comité Régionaux d'Action Viticole, claimed responsibility for the move reported France. 3. That must be a TV channel. The group has infamously carried out numerous wine-related attacks in France, a raid at foreign cheap wine making its way onto the shelves of French stores and supermarkets. There you go.

Our spilled wine has already made headlines this year when French farmers in April emptied the contents of Spanish wine trucks in a protest against falling food prices in France. They only know one language and that is spilt wine. Answers are in for the final question. What is the film synopsis of the 2019 film The Badge, The Bible and Bigfoot? I wonder how adventurous we've all been with this title. Let's give it a three real key notes to hit. All right, option one.

In Elmhurst, Illinois, Bigfoot has been cited by dozens of citizens, yet never caught. Making things worse, his victims are all found crucified. Oh my God. Jesus. Wow. It's an escalation. But when little Amy Arlington finds an ancient book

in her attic, which contains missing scriptures from the Old Testament, she discovers that the creature is not the Bigfoot we all know, but a monster who lures and devours questioning Christians to satisfy his own evil blood lust. Amy uses her own biblical knowledge to solve the puzzles presented in the book in the hope of finding the divine artifact needed to defeat the biblical Bigfoot.

That's option one. Option two. Based on Mormon mythology, the badge of the Bible in Bigfoot tells the story of Sergeant Bickmore and his encounters with the biblical Cain of Cain and Abel fame, whilst trying to solve a series of mysterious robberies in the small farming town of Munchford, Utah. It's option two, option three. In a small coastal town, Bigfoot is sighted and children go missing.

The town's police chief is fired, leaving only the sheriff. When the sheriff goes missing, the town's only hope is in Chief Harrison to battle the beast. He finds himself without his weapons and must go hand to hand with Bigfoot. Will his strength. Will his strength. Hand to hand.

Hand to hand. Oh my God. Will his strength in God and law enforcement training be enough to save the children and the town? Strength in God. That's option three. Option four. Jeffrey D, the local sheriff and washed up Bigfoot hunter

is down on his luck when he meets the new town vicar Anthony Williams. Anthony quickly becomes enthralled with the sheriff's tales of seeing an ape-like creature roaming the nearby forest. When some big city poachers arrive, causing chaos in town but never enough that Geoffrey can arrest them, the two decide to trick the hunters into leaving by dressing up as Bigfoot and leading them away. They are shocked to discover that dressing as Bigfoot

attracts the creature. It's option four. God, these hunters are trying to kill Bigfoot. I'll dress up as Bigfoot. I've got it. They weren't shooting me. I wear a high vest. I'm not really Bigfoot. I'll wear a Haiva's vest so they know. Option five, Matthew Rutherford is a Jehovah's Witness looking to save some souls.

After a day of getting doors slammed in his face, he goes into the woods to pray. There, he finds Bigfoot. Can Matthew show this non-believing cryptid the light? And maybe even help him become a more productive member of society by getting him trained up and ready to pass the FBI entrance exam? Option five or finally Steven Myrtle a police officer has a breakdown after accidentally shooting his own partner. He goes on a quest to prove that God is real but on his quest finds Bigfoot in the forest.

They quickly make friends, but Steve begins to wonder, is he suffering psychosis? Does it even matter? That's the final option. OK. David, you're good. Is it? Yeah. Yet. Shit. I mean, hats off to everyone. They all sound like they're legitimate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. There's no obvious joke answers in there. Is there a big Big foot low budget movie scene? Well, yeah, I think there is. I don't know if it's as prevalent as it used to be, but there's a famous low budget big foot movie called the, is that the Legend of Boggy Creek? Something like that.

And there was also one made by Bobcat Goldwaith in like 2014 maybe. That's got one scary sequence but is otherwise not very good. So, you know, but yeah, they're out there. They're absolutely out there. Cause it's the kind of thing we learned on Dugo on when we did an episode about Amidaville horror.

We think that there's like, people have figured out that you can get some attention for your no budget. Just by having the title. Yeah. And I think I could, I believe that Bigfoot could have a similar effect. Absolutely. Good brand recognition.

Yeah. For something that- You'll get the Bigfoot crowd here. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, it's hard to sort through them. Hard to sort through. I think I'm going to go with the first one.

It just really got me. And I thought it sounded interesting. Really? You didn't think that one? I see the first one's a just really got me. And I thought it's interesting. Really? You didn't think that one? I see the first one. What's her name? This one was extremely detailed. Amy Arlington. Which made me suspicious somehow.

The first one, I feel like, can I hear it again? In full? Yeah, if possible. Cause I feel like the, I remember making a note that it's odd that the Bible is the last sort of part of it. Or it's the Bible, there's like, oh yeah, people are being crucified. Yeah, Bigfoot's crucified. I don't think you put the Bible in the middle if people are being crucified.

I think it's the, what is it, the badge, Bigfoot and the Bible. The Bible's at the end because that's kind of like the antagonist. Okay. Interesting, yeah. Obviously, maybe that's kind of like the antagonist. Okay. Interesting. I'm seeing maybe that scans the most. Hmm. Maybe, yeah. Hmm.

Well, you know, obviously- You're welcome, Mr. Odyssey. Yeah. I wasn't talking about birds on the project at all. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna go with that one, yeah. All right, Dave's looking that one in.

Okay. Oh, God. I want to pick for some reason the one where the police officer or whatever accidentally shoots his partner and he ends up meeting a big foot in the woods and he's like, maybe it's psychosis. Yep. That one is the one for me. I think. Yeah. I don't know why it's just something about it has appealed to me. All right. Yeah. That was the final one. Yeah, the last one. Yeah. Interesting that you've picked the first and last one. Yeah, we've talked about it.

Nothing to do with it. They're the only ones I really remember. Yeah. I was gonna say as well, I forgot that I was going last, but I thought I was going first and I was gonna say the last two were the most compelling to me.

Can I get the second to last? Cause Jackson's taken the last. What was that one again? Matthew Rutherford, the Jehovah's witness. He tries to get Bigfoot into the FBI program. That sounds very silly. Yeah, that one is the closest to a joke. Yeah, I would say this closest to a joke.

Yeah. I think, but that I could also, it could also be like a joke. It could also be like a comedy film what I'm thinking as well is that Low budget movies tend to be horror because they're kind of the easiest all Christian Which is what gets me because low budget like a lot of Christian like production houses or whatever that are just making religious movies They don't because they got a big crowd. Yeah, exactly, but they also often don't have the budget So that's what's throwing me off on a lot of them.

Could you for with the exception of the first and the last one, could I get a very short synopsis of the synopsis? Yep. So the second one was one based on Mormon mythology where the cop encounters Cain, biblical Cain. Um, and then yeah, it's trying to solve a series of mysterious robberies in a farming town. I've almost read that the whole thing. Next one is, um, Bigfoot sighted, uh, goes missing and then, uh, it's all

down to chief Harrison, will his strength in God and law enforcement training be enough to save the children in the town? Then you got Jeffrey Dee, local sheriff and washed up Bigfoot Hunter. The vicar comes in and he tries to trail them away from the town. And then the second last one is the Matthew Rutherford one, the Jehovah's Witness who tries to get Bigfoot in at the FBI? I'm gonna go the Mormon fable one, I reckon. Mormon fable, the one based on Mormonism.

Okay, yes. Yes, the second one, was it? Second one, yeah. All right. Okay, well. Look at this. It's tense. Yeah, it's tense.

This is the most important game show I've ever been bought off. I, if I lose, I'm going to be so upset. You're going to be sulking. I'm going to be, I'll be spitting the dummy. Tell you what. We know. Patooy, that'll be me. I'm going to give it some of those. I'm excited. Yeaham, wham, wham. I'm gonna give it some of those.

I'm excited. You three chat amongst yourselves briefly because I've got to do three sets of scoring. Okay. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's really exciting. That's very funny. How confident are you feeling now, Adam?

Not at all. I actually like your two ones the most, to be honest. I forget which one I picked, so that's tricky for me. You picked, I can't remember either. I just remember being like the first one and the last one. What was the last one? Was it about a priest? I know it was about a cop going into the

because what I was imagining is that maybe it's like a low budget indie movie where it's like a, you know, the cops because I feel this is the kind of thing you might do with a low budget and you might be like we can get away with a low budget where it's like, oh, he's going on a spiritual journey, you know?

And he just happens to be in a forest. Yeah, most of it's in a forest. You can have a guy in a shitty Bigfoot costume. Oh, cause it's, yeah, you're like, is this real? Is this real? It's hard to say, you know, you kind of like almost. And now, now that I think about it, I'm quite worried about mine.

Cause I know like born against Christianity, they have, I think they do a lot of movies, but I don't know if Mormonism does a lot of movies. That is tricky. All right, so here's the right, the answers. What about this one? The one about him trying to pass his FBI entrance exam. That was the house in particular, Talia and Amanda.

I wanted to be involved and I switched it from a police chief exam to FBI entrance. I feel like that was a clever move. I think so as well. I feel like it made it more believable somehow. It did, I agree. I just like being involved, that's all. Then we had a Jeffrey D local sheriff

and washed up Bigfoot Hunter. No one went for this one. That was Adam kind of LA. Yeah. So a great sign when he starts giving all ones out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dave went for the first one with Amy Arlington. A lot of detail.

I was trying to learn. Yeah. That was also written by Talia and Amanda. I was suspicious of the details. It's too much. It's too much. But it was really good. It was good. It made me want to watch that movie. Yeah. Well done. Adam went for the one based on Mormon mythology.

That was Jackson Bailey. He did know about Mormon mythology. He did know. He tricked me as well. That could have been a lie. Bigfoot could not feature it. It does though, it does. It's something like the old man or the hairy man.

And he is meant to come to your house and you got to feed him and that's the rule. But sometimes he's described as being, sometimes he's an old man. And sometimes they're like, he's covered in hair and kind of like an ape. I mean, we are all apes. We're in a way.

Oh, scientifically. Sorry to get all fluid. That's the way. That's Jackson. You went for the one about Steven Myrtle. Yeah. That was Dave Warnocky. Oh, meaning no one got the correct answer.

Which one was it? I mean, it's, it's the one that doesn't really make sense. I don't think the town's police chief is fired, leaving only the sheriff. Then the sheriff goes missing, leaving only chief Harrison, which I don't really understand, has to battle the beast.

And yeah, he needs the strength in God and law enforcement. That's crazy. That was the one that sounded the most like a joke answer. Yeah. That always happens. But you were right when you was talking about low budget Christian films. This is one of those. And it has been not well reviewed.

No, no one's really reviewed it. No, no. Yeah. Nothing on Rotten Tomatoes. Nearly all users on IMDB gave it one out of 10. Reviewed by CDFFDFJUZ reads, "'Utterly awful. "'Is this a joke? "'I've seen more professional grade five video projects.

"'Was it shot on an iPhone? "'I'm guessing the actors in Inverted Commons "'had never had any experience previously. "'Just trying to make up my required "'150 mandatory characters now, "'but this film is utterly awful. "'Utterly, utterly. "'Have I made the count yet? awful. Utterly, utterly. Have I made the count yet?

Utterly, utterly awful. That's so funny because like he didn't have to write a review. Like, what are you? He's so upset. Yeah. Exactly. I gotta fill the thing. That was the review that was found most helpful.

That was so, well, I mean, yeah. And the one that was found, the only two that were found really unhelpful were the two 10 out of 10 reviews. This is one of them, possibly by one of the actors. Hard to know, but there's something, there's a line in there that makes me think maybe. Yeah, I don't care. It reads, don't listen to the haters. That's a headline. A pulse pounding supernatural thrill ride from start to finish.

Oh wow. The protagonist's strong physique and slick moves are balanced with his amazing ability to capture your attention with his raw emotion and believable acting abilities. The cinematography is second to none among the best of all time in my humble opinion. I only gave this movie 10 stars because IMDB wouldn't let me give it 12. Wow. That's awesome. I think that their own review is a reflection of how good they are as an actor. Yeah.

It's, yeah, it does like, I mean, I've just seen some stills, but it does look like it, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there you go. It looks, oh, yeah, it just looks very. Yeah. Shot on an iPhone. Shot on an iPhone in an afternoon, there you go. It looks, oh yeah, it just looks very. Yeah. Shot on an iPhone. Shot on an iPhone in an afternoon.

I really like it. I saw just a little bit of the poster there that Bigfoot is like the primary word. Like that's got, it's the largest of the tags, which makes me think you were right earlier where you're like, it's brand recognition. Yeah, I think. If you see that, you just see Bigfoot

and you're like, Bigfoot. Oh, the badge. I haven't seen this one yet. Yeah. The badge of the Bible, which I think is why, you know, some of the other user reviews were a bit upset that like we watch all the Big Foot movies. It was hardly in it. It's like there's a guy in an ape suit briefly. Yeah. No, I want, if I want a Bigfoot movie, I want Bigfoot on the screen all the time. Okay.

That's what I'm here for. All right. So, um, I mean, it's something that I re probably after we record, I'll, uh, I'll show you. Yes. The trailer. I'm excited. I want to see it. Um, in the meantime, uh, final score check, uh, so choose your own adventure. Um, I think we locked in the, the official scoring of the game as single points final round. And then we have, just so you know what your decision did, I've got the normal scoring and the everyone that Adam gets a triple point.

As far as I can tell, no one got points in the last round. Did we all pick the house? No, no, no, no, no. Adam picked yours. Oh, Adam picked mine. Oh, God, you tricked me. You, it's a trail. Sorry? to pick mine. Oh, you picked me. You. Oh yeah, that's right. Trail.

Sorry. Almost the exact opposite of what you were just saying. I was the only one that picked that out. So the, everyone getting single points in the final rounds, meaning the final scores are so close. In equal third place on four points a piece, it's Jackson and the house. Okay.

But in equal first place, each on five points is Dave and Adam. Yeah. Wow. That's a fair on top. Yeah. What did you say? Yeah, whatever you want to do. Yeah. That's the that's the official score.

But if we did the normal triple points of the final round score, it would have been the house on four in fourth place in third place on five points. It would have been Adam in second place, Jackson on six, but out in front on seven points, Dave, Warnock. I think we should go with that one. Unless agreeable to this. And actually that's the exact same as if. Triple zero. Yeah, true, true, true. Yeah. And what is three times zero again?

Uh, should try and remember my table. So that's how you call the police.? I'm trying to remember my times table. That's how you call the police. Zero times one is zero. Zero times two is zero. Zero times three. That would be zero as well, I think. Dave's a big math guy.

This is episode 125. Is that an important number? Yeah. It's like, what's it do? Yeah. What does it do? It feels like it, you know, it's a... I think it's the first number divisible by five, right? After five. Yeah. we're not including five.

Of course. You have pledged to do a thousand episodes and we are one eighth of the way there. We get close. All right. So we're halfway through the first quarter. Thank you so much for joining us. Congratulations to Adam and Dave. Where can people find you Adam? Apart from of course, hosting.

Do go D and D. Which is on the do go on Patreon. Indeed, indeed it is. And is an absolute blast. The session we had most recently was so much fun. So fun. To edit but also to record. And I think we're on to the third season, second season.

I, yeah, if you, yeah, I would consider them seasons. I worry other people wouldn't, but I would. I see them as seasons. Other than that though, you can find me on D&D is for nerds, which I do as part of SansPants Radio, which we do together. And then also, and Jackson might also comment on this, but we're making a board game. You can find me making a board game.

Adam and I and Joel Zammat making a board game together, the Jaren's Outpost board game based on one of our favorite and also most popular D&D is for nerds campaigns. That's so fun. The Kickstarter either is about to launch or has launched by the time you're listening to this. The rule we had. Well, we needed to get a thousand people following the page

before we launched. And we were extremely close when we checked earlier today. So- I kind of recording five off. Five off. So there's a good chance that the Kickstarter is live by the time this episode comes out. But if not, head to Jaren's out,

go to Kickstarter and search for Jaren's outpost. You could be those five. You could be those five. I thought you're talking to me. And I was like, I don't reckon. I'm not following you. We get Kevin Durant involved. He's got a lot of burner accountants.

Yeah, exactly. But it's a great board game that we've been putting together over the last decade. We're extremely proud of it. If you like sort of weird board games that are simple to learn, but like impossible to master. No, but that have like a great deal of depth and replayability where every game is different and you get a bunch

of fun stories out of playing it, then I really, I think you'll enjoy it heaps. Yeah, Joe, follow us on the Kickstarter and hey, support us when the game comes out because otherwise, why did I do any of that? Yeah, that's a good point. Oh, Jackson, can we also quickly plug coming out in a few minutes after this song?

Bigfoot corner, of course. Yeah, please listen to just coming out Yeah after the song Bigfoot corner the show I do I think I promised four of Inexplicably said there's four corners to a house. Yes. So and that's the show where I say stuff about Bigfoot I know. Yeah, so there's a bit of a Bigfoot chat in the post credit scene today I really like to befoot chat in the post credit scene today. I feel like this could be a 20 minute post credit episode. Yeah, I think very possibly. 20 minute post credit for SansPants?

No, I'm so sorry. I admit to Rob, please keep going. I mean, I have a... What? Four coins every house. What are you talking about the house? I didn't even catch that. No.

Okay. You'll hear it in the post though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dave, where can we find you? house. I didn't even catch that. No. Okay. Dave, where can we find you? Well, I'm on this week's episode of big foot corner, of course. Yeah. You can hear me on the bookcheat podcast and also do go on, but I am about to go on a semi national tour. My standup show, Dave Warnock. He dates the entire audience. Co-hosted with a great friend of the show, Sammy Peterson. We are heading to Adelaide for the French festival, then Sydney for one night

only. And then for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, the first two weeks of the festival. And I'm also coming to Adelaide for the first ever live book cheat in Adelaide. We're doing a podcast part of writer's week at the Adelaide festival. Very fancy stuff. Fancy. Oh yeah.ancy stuff. Heady, heady intellectual stuff. Absolutely. Yes, and I'm doing this live in the basement of a comedy club.

Who knew it at the Rhino Room? Actually also doing my new standup show there, Bad Boy, and it's all about me being a bad boy. Ooh, look at him. I'm doing it in Brisbane, actually. I think next week I'm in Brisbane at Good Chat doing a Who Knew It there as well and Adelaide in Melbourne and probably more to be announced. You can find out details at dugongpod.com or matsyukoma.com or davonikee.com.

Get on there. Websites for you to click on. Yeah it's fun to be on the computer. Everyone get on to Jackson and Adam's new board game. That's the important thing. It's very exciting. It's very exciting. It's very standing and talking, but you can't touch us. Yeah, you can't. You shouldn't.

Yeah, you probably shouldn't. You can't replay us. Take us home and put us in a cupboard. Exactly. Bring us out when you ever get friends around. Correct me if I'm wrong though. For bad boy, you are encouraging touching. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's a cupboard. Exactly. Bring us out when you ever guess so far. Correct me if I'm wrong though, for bad boy you are encouraging touching.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a pro touching show. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'm a hugger. Thanks so much for joining us. Thanks everyone for listening. If you know anyone who might enjoy it,

why not tell them and you know, so you could send them this episode, go yeah, I know you like Bigfoots. Yeah. This is the episode for you. Hey, and why not give us a five star review on the device you're on and on my advice Cheers for tuning in to Hoonion with Matt Stewart now that you know it. I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye I'm rolling. How we feeling? Good.

So you're going to be messaging me on Facebook. I think I've got it ready to go. It's open, ready to go. Hey, Connor, this is the first episode we're recording for the year. Whoa. Happy New Year. I feel a bit rusty. That's why.

That's why. I'm going back. I should say that every week. November, this is my first day. First day. So if I'm seeming a bit off, I'm going back over previous answers I've given you, which also gives a little window into how often we message each other.

Yeah. Yeah. What the hell? Never a how you do it, Jackson. Never a how you do it, Jackson. Always a Zoop theme number five. Honestly, that's the one you need to write back with. Yeah.

Are you okay? Hey, you know, normally we're in group chats. That's why. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We go off. Jesus.

Well, I'm not messaging you either. It is funny to have like a two-way thing to be like, what the hell man? You never reaching him. I did a waiting. Yeah. It is funny to have like a two way thing to be like, what's, what the hell man? Why do you have a message? You're never reaching him. I did a- I'm waiting. Yeah.

Well, if I look back through our messages, I'm sending you a lot of messages with no response. I currently have on my computer, I wrote for a separate thing that we did. I have a computer program that will go through my Facebook chat with any person I pick and it'll, it'll count how many times I message and how many times they message and it'll give me both numbers.

Yeah he did this for a Christmas D&D thing we did where instead of roles we had to answer trivia questions about our friendships. That would be like of the two of us who messages more horrible stuff and there's a like a big disparity between you and some people? I only had time because it takes forever to run through an entire chat log. But I, the one guy I did it with, I was like, which one of us messages more? And I'm letting you know, one of us messages twice as much as the other person. It's a lot of unread ones or is it a lot? Some people, they say it's generational, but some will put all their points in one message and send and other people go, here's a thought.

I'm continuing that thought. Here's another thought. I, it doesn't break it down like that because that would be very hard for me to code. But I did come to the conclusion, I explained to him, I was like, you tend to do one big message with all of your thoughts in it, whereas I will be like, here's a thought, here's a thought, here's a thought. You were the clingy one. Yeah. I messaged twice as much as he did.

Which I think it's the funnier question to ask if that's the case. Absolutely. Yeah. We're going to be like, what's your problem, man? You're messing me back off. Leave me alone. Yeah. Hey, let's your problem, man? You're messing me like back off. Leave me alone. Yeah. Uh, hey, let's start. I think anyone who wants to hear the evolution of the house,

uh, yeah, sign up on Patreon slash to go on pod. Bless you. That's okay. You can sneeze. Jackson, you're, I don't know how you think you're in a position to say whether or not Adam can sneeze. I was just thinking that. I'm thinking so much power.

Early on Adam was kicking the thing that the mix is on and I was like, it's fine. You just got to speak with confidence dude. That's the trick. That's right. Well, yeah, for listeners, we're not recording in the Stupid Old Studios this week. We are recording in Stupid Old Studios. We are recording in Stupid Old Studios. We are recording in Stupid Old Studios. Yeah, we're recording in the Dugong office,

which is an ad setup for recording, but it means that Jackson and Adam can sit on a couch. Which I like. I do like that. I love to be on a couch. Dave, do you know much about, I think maybe this is one of the only things I know about body language.

Apparently, the way you cross your legs, if you cross them into the person next to you, then you're sort of feeling connected, attached. Attracted to them. Yeah. And the other way. And it's just interesting that Jackson and Adam are doing the exact opposite. It's like, you know that person,

that absolute fruit loops nutter online who does all the lines. Yeah. Like the green lines. I'm actually doing it. I'm just pressing my legs like this because I have cock shame. That's why I'm doing it.

Jackson, can you lean? I think I could get all of us in a picture if you lean forward a bit. Cause you, yeah, they're currently either end of a couch. Yeah. But it's also so we can do something called a knee five. Oh, we tap knees. We just tapped knee five. Jackson, tap caps. We tap the Jackson.

Tap caps. Tap caps. Oh, that's so much better than the five. Cause it's actually five. Nothing with this five off for the knee five tap caps. Tap caps. It's good to do a little tap cap every now and then to do little things with your body and your friend

and your friend's body. That's really tap cap every now and then. It's fun to do little things with your body and your friend and your friend's body. That's really true. That's really true. Or coworker. Yeah, a coworker. Whatever you want to say. You're like, I hope I haven't come on too strongly. Yeah, it's way less weird to touch a coworker's body.

Yeah. That's normal. One time, Joel Zammet, a lovely friend of the show, I once was at the studio and a friend of his was coming over who had never met me before. And I introduced myself as Adam, Joel's employee. I can imagine Zammet's face. Yeah. He was like, why did you say that? That's funny. That's a good bit.

Yeah. Let me, I don't actually have a bit. I went to my phone to, I don't know if you ever do this. I do this to Jackson all the time. I begin a joke with no idea of what the joke is gonna be. I think it's really brave of him to do. It's just gonna go somewhere. This will be surely.

It'll come up with something. Come on, you really back your mind. And then what's great is that to say he has no bit is in itself. It's all of a bit. So he said, instead of win-win. What you gotta do is just go into Matt's dad's mind and palettes

and start looking for something. Oh, there are good words. Just piles of good words. God, I love this archetype. What a great word. That's a really good one. That's a really good one. That's a good words. God, I love this archetype. What a great word. That's a really good one. That's a really good one. So much so that you've used that in your handle,

haven't you? I have indeed, yes. A really good word I saw the other day. Oh. Could you not say that on pod and DM me that? Cause that's a great future question. Okay, I'll try not to say, I mean, it's a bit late, but. It's actually up to the editor now.

Connor, edit that out if you agree that it would be a good question. I think it'd be a great question. Connor, edit it out and put it in an email. Exactly. Actually, yes, Connor. Connor's the editor. I feel like that's probably clear from context,

but also, Connor would have edited that out yeah, that didn't really need explanation. I saw you recorded, you did video recordings for the ones you did in the UK, right? Some of them. Yeah. Yeah. I was telling Jack, I thought it was so funny. The one of the little TikToks I think that I saw was it had, I forget the other two comedian's names, but it had Tom Scott in it. And I think you just started the show and they were all of them were laughing about how you were like 15 minutes late to it. I was 40 minutes late. Oh, that rocks. I thought I was right on time as well.

I know. I got a message from Helen Bauer, one of the other guests, in the uber when I was, you know, still had five minutes of room. And I was just like, Hey, uh, I hadn't, I hadn't met any of them before. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, Hey, uh, we're all just sitting here for half an hour wondering where you are. Oh, you know, you get the cold sweat. I would because it was a mixer. Cause I was coming straight from another recording at a different studio. So that was as fast as I could get there anyway. God damn, dude.

So there was a hooking mix up and the. That's so stressful. That is. And then I had to rush in and then it was like, we just had to get it started and stuff. Oh, my God. But yeah, just that feeling of meeting people when they're just. Dread, yeah dude. That sucks. I mean, like obviously, you know, all I have is the little clip that I saw, but they seemed to take it in stride.

Yes. I imagine, you know, that when you don't know someone and you're like, what the fuck? Like I imagine the energy in the room before I got there and was very apologetic. Yeah. And I would have been on a seat on my face. I was pretty mortetic. Yeah. And I would have been on a seat on my face. I was pretty mortified. Yeah. But they would've been like, fuck this guy.

He's a, I don't know necessarily. They might, they don't know you. Maybe they're like, maybe they might've been like, you know, a million different things could have happened. That's true. Yeah. They didn't know me, but they also, yeah, they, they didn't hear from me. So if, if like, it would be insane to do that while knowing your

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Awesome. So, yeah, thanks for helping me relive that. Sure, that'll do. It's never a good thing to say after your answer, but, you know, hey, that's life, man. Sometimes you just got to you just got to put one into the world, you know? But also, like, you never know. And this is such a low budget, you know, it being crap.

Yeah, exactly. I think that's fine. No one can tell. Sometimes you throw out an answer, you think that's never going to work and then people pick it. I did not think an elephant getting obliterated by fireworks would be anyone's choice. I thought, you know, especially when Dave was like, oh, you know, I would have heard about this.

You would have. Yeah, you're right. In 2016, they would have been memeing that shit, you know? Yeah. Me when I'm obliterated by fireworks, you know, there'd have been jokes. But somehow, sometimes you just get in you're just lucky Dave you're right that first tweet translates to thousands of liters of hashtag wine are spilled in the streets of seat

And the other one translates to scuttled vats liters of wine flood the streets Good goddamn. I don't like wine. I streets. Good God damn. I don't like wine. I'm not a wine guy. Yeah. I don't like wine and I don't like beer, which stinks, because like it means any open bar.

I just can't drink anything. You know, basic spirits. Yeah. That's why that's what I own. Basic spirits, man. If I can, you know, if the open bar allows it, a rum and coke. And then I'll order a rum and coke and people will be like, Oh, rum and coke. 6pm. What are you doing?

I can't drink a beer or wine. But it's also funny. It's like how, how late in the night do you want me to have this caffeine filled drink? Yeah, exactly. When is a rum and coke allowed? You know, that's so funny. I think of rum and coke.

My, this is my dream and I've, I've wanted to do this for years, but every Christmas and New Year's Eve, I have too many loved ones, but my dream and I've wanted to do this for years, but every Christmas and New Year's Eve I have too many loved ones, but my dream I think Bad is heartbreaking here, Jackson. Cuz I would love this is my fantasy It's New Year's Eve and I'm completely alone and I find a dive bar that has a TV showing the countdown and I got like a lot Okay, maybe like a whiskey neat or like, you know, something on ice or whatever. And I'm just sitting there sadly. And as it goes, you know, 10, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two,

one, happy new year. And I raised my glass to the bartender and I say, here's to another one. That's my absolute fantasy. And he goes, yeah, he has to another one. He's probably saying, does he say buddy or does he say Jackson? I'd like him to say pal. So he doesn't know. He doesn't know. I mean, here's to another one. Does he say buddy or does he say Jackson? I'd like him to say pal. So he doesn't know. He doesn't know him, you know, here's to another one pal. Yeah. And then he keeps doing whatever he's doing.

And then I have like a sad walk back to my house. That's like my fantasy. Christmas is good as well. Or I say, Hey, Merry Christmas. And he says, yeah, same to you pal. And then I leave. So you sort of, it's sort of almost like, have you seen violent not the. I don't think so. It's like a, it's sort of almost like, have you seen Violent Night? I don't think so.

It's like a, it's sort of like a mashup between Home Alone, Die Hard, and something else. Yeah. American 34 Showtime. And Santa, basically Santa is the John McClane character. But he starts out drinking in a bar, just like you described. I think it's so good.

Or an airport bar would be good too. Hey, Merry Christmas. And I held the glass. Merry Christmas to you too, pal. And he says, have a safe flight. And you say, what flight? I'm not going anywhere. Oh, the dream.

What a way to ring in the new year, you know? I love that also the bartender doesn't give a shit about New Year's. Yeah, crucially. No one's going, woo! No, no, no. It needs to be largely empty. Yeah. Whatever.

Yeah. Okay, man. He's just wishing you weren't there so he could close up. Hey, pal. What is it? Do you want another drink? No. Happy New Year.

Okay, man. Happy New Year to you. You know, you can't stay. You can go wherever you like, but you can't stay. You don't have to go home. That's what I was getting at. Okay, man. Happy new year to you. You know, you got to, you can't stay, you can go wherever you like because stay, you don't have to go home. That's what I was getting at.

He's flustered by me. Thank you all for covering on how long it took me to write mine. Hey, it happens. I forgot how long a sentence is. I don't know. But Bigfoot does feature into Mormon mythology. Sort of, kind of.

Okay. In a weird way. There you go. So, you know, maybe. That's very interesting. That's an interesting thing to know. It's real or Jackson or Jackson wrote that one. But I know big point.

Yeah. He doesn't know Bigfoot. I know Bigfoot. I think Bigfoot might feature into not, because there's this weird, I remember reading this article by possibly a cryptozoologist named Lauren Coleman. I forget where he was like, you can chart like folklore wise, the evolution from Bigfoot to Santa Claus,

that there is like some strange across different folklore. And he comes Bigfoot, here comes Bigfoot, Bigfoot Wayne. But that there's some some weird crossovers with like Nordic mythology and like the troll which features in. Isn't it so awkward and kind of obviously a sign that people are lazy when you see their Bigfoot decorations up in January? You know, come on. Go. Yeah, it is. Go. I'll say.

Absolutely. Go. You're absolutely right, dude. Bigfoot rocks, dude. Here's a cool thing about Bigfoot. So chimpanzees, we love them. Yeah. Beasts, one of God's best creatures. Love them all from chimpanzee to chimpanzee as the same goes. But the thing about chimpanzees is they can't swim.

They're incapable. Okay. That's why a lot of zoos have a moat around the chimpanzee enclosure. That's awful. Yeah. Well, cause the chimps know not to go, it's not to drown the chimps.

It's cause the chimps know that they will drown if they go across the moat. It's so dangerous though. What if they like fall in? Well, they know the club run off to be like, that's going to kill me, dude. And that's why it's always very far away from the chimp enclosure.

It's just a cliff they got to avoid. And the chimpanzee just never makes a mistake. Is that what we're saying here? You never hear about drowned chimps at the zoo. Yeah, because they'd cover that up, wouldn't they? Probably. But the point is that there are a lot of extremely early cases in America that you read in newspapers where they're like,

oh, there were some escaped chimpanzees, and we tried to catch them, and they swam across the river. And there was another one where it's like, there's this colony of chimpanzees living on this island in the middle of like the Mississippi or whatever. And some people in the modern day are like, that's impossible. They could not have been chimps.

They could not have been gorillas. Those apes don't swim. So what the hell were they talking about? Monkey man. Monkey man, dude. Monkey fricking man. Gotta be monkey man. Naps or North American apes.

You also get great stories about there's a famous one that I would love to find and do a Jacksonville Spooks America on about a train that had to stop. And there was like a bunch of newspaper articles where they're like, there's a gorilla on the tracks. But it was like well before gorillas were, you know, traditionally or historically invented. No, I think even just introduced to America, there were no gorillas were, you know, traditionally or historically invented. No, I think even just introduced to America, there were no gorillas. Right. So it had to be something already living there. Something was on the tracks. Who knows what it was? I think they called it Jack.

I don't know why. Anyway, that's big for corner. That's a beautiful name. Thank you. That's going to be clipped down put at the end and everyone's going to love it. And they're going to, when's the next episode of big foot corner for corners to house. I'll do four episodes, never again. What do I mean by that? Go on. So this film is not well-reviewed.

Rotten Tomatoes doesn't have any reviews of it at all. Oh my God. IMDb has quite a few user reviews, no professional reviews. And they're nearly all one out of 10. Oh no. It's crazy because I sent a bunch for the movie that I made. I sent a bunch of reviews out. Yeah, what the hell?

That's crazy. This is the movie, the joke, I don't think this has come across properly. I'm implying I made this movie. I don't think that. Yeah, yeah, anyway, please continue. I'm sorry I dropped it. Oh, you should have told us all this before

that it's a one out of 10 movie. We're all trying to write a masterpiece. Yeah, exactly. I dropped We should have told us all this before that's a one out of ten movie. Yeah, we're all trying to write a masterpiece You really in a piece of shit. You've colored. Yeah my response. Hey Connor I forgot that I hadn't gone through the answers yet. So just edit that bit out Somehow once again, yeah smarter yet cross More crass or crosser? Crass or crosser? Crosser is very, that's what I was saying. Yeah. So cross.

Hmm, terribly cross. I'm going through a cross. I can't believe how cross you are, Jackson. Why don't you just enjoy the jizz of this bird with me? You can't be touching your bird jizz, Jackson. Anything wrong? Golly, I do love to enjoy a healthy bird jizz. Yeah, healthy jizz from a bird.

Jizz from a bird. Jizz from a bird. Jizz from a bird. Ooh. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na You can't get jizz from a stone, you know? That's what I've always said. It's a classic thing. Rift machine in full force today. Yeah, but fractured somehow. It's like they didn't turn it off the night before, you know? From fleet management to flexible truck rentals to technology solutions.

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