Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 130 - Ben Russell and David Correos

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features Ben Russell (Thank God You're Here) and David Correos (Task Master NZ)!Check out Matt's stand up special: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, mate, this is Matt here before we start the show in March 2025. I'm about to board a plane flying over to Adelaide. Cannot wait. And when I get back, it's the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets are on sale for my show, Bad Boy. The Saturday in Adelaide is already sold out. Friday selling fast. I'm doing a live Who Knew It on the Saturday as well with a few tickets left. I'm going to give out free Who Knew It magnets to people who come on the opening night and maybe even the second opening night,

which is just the second night, I think. And then back to Melbourne where I'm on at Spleen for just 12 shows this year. Normally I do the full month, but just a half run this year. And yeah, tickets are moving. Grab them now and I'll see you there. Let's have a beer. Now on with the show

Welcome to who knew we met sure the show where the guests write the wrong answers I'm the titular Matt sure now first guest is a New Zealand comedian and winner of the Billy tea award. It's David Correios Hi, David. You've got a bunch of stuff going on. Why are you in Melbourne? What's what's happening? Yeah I'm just getting ready for my show New Zealand where I'm trying to make like a comedy rave and I've also been working on short film called Lollipop Man that's just now out on YouTube. Oh sick. With some mates yeah. Awesome. Yeah it was pretty fun. Yeah cool what's that about? It's about you know like the lollipop guys um yeah uh so i play a lollipop man and then um a guy gets into a horrific car

crash and he has to try keep the guy alive by telling jokes that's sick and he's like mashed up and stuff so if it's quite gory so if you're not into violence don't you get but if you are watch it, okay? Yeah, is it is that it's lollipop man international or is that just an austral asian thing? Did they have that in America? I haven't introduced our second guest and that's why I was not responding to me I'll say guess this week is Melbourne Comedy Festival Director's Choice Award winner Ben Russell. Hello It's so great to finally talk and respond to you. And it's so good to have you. So you grew up at some point in America. They have lollipop men there.

They don't call them. I don't know if they call them lollipop men. I think they just call them crossing guards. Yeah. But I don't honestly, I don't know. It's all business over there, isn't it? Well, it's not great over there. I don't know if you read the news. I don't. So how do they tell them to stop and go in America? Honestly, I have no idea if they even exist anymore. I don't know.

I would- Is that because- Stop asking me questions about it because I've already told you that I don't know. I don't know how many times I can rephrase I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't accept it. I don't think a lollipop man- Hey, that's against my rights. This is my freedom to blast through these kids. Probably that's that checks out a bit grim there.

All right. So this is how the show works. I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers as well as the real one. And I have to guess which one is correct. And Matt, can I just say that, you know, in previous episodes, I've been, I've been, you know, the villain. Yeah. I guess.

And I just want to say that I'm turning you're looking at a new Ben. Oh, it's like a it's a new Ben. A face turn. Yeah. I love to be here for it. I'm going from heel to hero. Wow. Yeah. So I'm going to be the hero of the piece. I can't wait for this. Yeah. So does that mean that I'm gonna be the hero of the piece. I can't wait for this. Yeah.

So does that mean that I have to be the heel for this? You can be whatever you want to be. Fuck both of you. Okay. Is that a one? You sucked into that easily. Yeah. So I just want to say today it's nice Ben. Okay. Yeah. And it's dirty David. Nice Ben and dirty David coming at you any sexy answers Yeah, might be my way tell your mom and tell your nan to buddy to have stopped listening cuz Did he David's in the house and he's gonna talk about bums And willies bums and willies the first two genders

Comes from Jane from North kit and the question is what does the word grockle mean? What does the word grockle mean? Grockle grockle so you just got to come up David with a can you use it a sentence, please? Yes What does the word grockle mean? Can you use it as a sentence, please? Yes, what does the word grockle mean? Okay, great! GROCKLE! And if you do, David, if you ever happen to know an answer, just still make up a fake one and play it like you don't.

Okay, no, that's good. Because you don't want to give it away to Ben that you know the answer, because you can guess it right and he won't know to copy you. Ah, so how many answers am I giving you? You just give me one. Just one? Yeah. Perfect. And while you're writing your answers, I'll explain to the listeners how the scoring works So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other Contestant and another point if you correctly guess the answer and by the way, I'm also playing as the house

I've put into my own fake answers for each question I get a point for each of those that I guess choose those fake answers often With help of the question writers so each of us can score up to two points per round which seems fair but the probability actually favors me the house and the house often wins though listen to previous episodes you'll know that is not necessarily the case anyway our questions come from our great patreon supporters if you want to submit a question sign up on any level by patreon.com slash dugorn pod which is linked in the show notes I accidentally

liked your answer but I mean I do like it hell yeah hell yeah I shouldn't be showing that kind of you know favoritism done finished yeah let's go all right answers are in for question number one I'm having the time of my life by the way, even though I'm the villain. I'm having That's actually good that's hero speech. Yeah, you're gonna find it hard to play the villain I think I think so All right, so question number one What does a grok mean? An outcropping in a church where clergymen may sit during the hymnal. That's option one. Option two, a calcified mossy growth on seaside stones.

Option two, option three, a demon dog who was said to haunt Darlington County and surrounds in South Carolina. That's option three. Gotta watch out for the grackle! You better watch out for the grackle there. Grackle's out! Option, option.

I don't know what that accent is, don't... Don't at me. Yeah. That's South. Maybe just not Carolina. Who knows? Nobody knows. No one can know.

Option four, a wart near your butthole. Oh. Or five, and finally, a derogatory term used by Devon and Cornwall locals for tourists visiting the West Country. Cornwall? What accents Cornwall is for, like? There's the, yeah, the Hort... Cumboy Norrister.

Cumboy Norrister? Yeah, that's it. That's like Somerset, innit? Yeah, down that way. All the grackle there. Come boy, you're a star. Yeah, that's something summer said. Yeah, down that, down that way. All the gruckle there. Lots of gruckles about. Yeah.

I don't know what that accent is either. Don't add me. I love a gruckle. Yeah, see that's accurate. I'm trying to just join in. That's accurate. Do you want to go first, David? Do you need to hear any of them again or all of them?

I would love to hear the first three again. So you've got the outcropping in a church where clergymen may sit during the hymnal. Option two, the calcified mossy growth on seaside stones. Option three, demon dog who was said to haunt Darlington County and surrounds in South Carolina. Okay, so then I have to like- I've done so many, I may as well do them all now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The haunt near your butthole. Yeah. And the derogatory term used by Devon and Cornwall locals for tourists visiting the West County. I would hate to have a grackle. For all of these, I just want to say, you don't want a grackle no matter what the right answer is. Oh, grackle bear. Maybe outcropping?

I wouldn't mind a moss, some moss covering stone. So then we, like, talk through what we're always thinking. Yeah. Or you can just go directly in, just raw dog it. It's fully up to you, but obviously you still. You can either lube it up, you can either spit on it. I think it's like, I think it's either five, I think it's five, I think it's like a... Was that a derogatory term? Derogatory term, yeah.

I think it's either a derogatory term or I'm going like number, like I'm the number one. I think my instinct is to go number two because I'm like grockle cockle. Number two. Yeah. But I think number one is cropping. Yeah. Yeah. OK.

Yeah. I'm going to go I'm going to look at number one. All right. Yeah. Number one. Yeah. I think you're right with number two. I think that's to it's to what it sounds. Yeah. You know. And that's if there's one thing I've learned is that nothing is ever as it seems with Matt Stewart. Yeah. And with the Wizards of Waverly Place. Yes. Yeah, that's true.

I've never- sure. Um, OK, so what are the last two? Is that a- is that a New Zealand kid show? No, it's um, Selena Gomez's big claim to fame show on Disney Channel. Is it really? The theme song is like, Never watch what it seems and oh man, yeah. You know, cut the riff.

You know, people listening are loving that riff. Yeah, they absolutely adore it. They're furious with me and Ben for not instantly jumping onto it. They're screaming at their iPod right now. Their iPod? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going in a whole scope. Sick.

Circling back. What, you got a mini or you got like... You got one of the originals? Yeah, a mini. With the play buttons? Yeah, you want the one with the wheel. Just the wheel. With that beautiful clicking sound.

Oh yeah, I want a black and... I had a black and white one. One of those. Really? Yeah, that sound is so good. So good. Gorgeous. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I want a black and I had a black and white one one of those really yeah Gorgeous yeah Time of engineering I've still got it somewhere really I should hang it out. I should crack it out and show people I've still got my off-brand. It was an mp3 player, but a different brand. What was it? I can't remember what it was But it's a square. Hell. Yeah. Yeah, I'll find it. Yeah, I'll send you a photo later

You'll get what what is this in reference to? Um, what was the last two? A wart near your butthole or a drogrgy term used by Devon and Cornwall locals for tourists. Listen, I might kill, I might kick myself but I gotta go with my gut and my gut says it's a wart near your butthole. My gut says butthole My gut says butthole and and if it if it isn't I'm gonna call I'm gonna it is now. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I think that I think that that's acceptable. Yeah Yeah, words can mean two things or Yeah, you know, all right. Here's who wrote answers. A calcified mossy growth on seaside stones. That was the house. I'm the house, David, by the way. I don't know if I explain it to you. You're the house. Oh, that was you.

That was me all along. A demon dog who is said to haunt Darlington County. That was also the house. Now, David, you went for an outcropping in a church where clergymen may sit during the hymnal. I'm afraid that was Ben Russell. Yes! You fell into my trap! Oh it was so real! It was such a real answer! I'm a liar. Oh you're down.

Ben I'm so sorry to say that a wart near your butthole was David. I love that I love it. I love we're just interchanging. Yeah, we're swapping back and forth. That's what you love to see Ah, that means no one got the correct answer. It's a derogatory term used by Devin and Paul That was my- yeah! I should have gone that one You were both- that was your second choice, both of you Yeah, we picked each other's

Wow Why, who can be mad at that? You know what I mean? That's right The house didn't get any points Yeah, exactly the houses That while well who can be mad at that. You know what I mean? That's right. The house didn't get any exactly the houses. That's who you got to watch out for That's what happens when you fit in when you tap after 17. Hell, yeah I don't know what that gambling gambling gambling my house check. Okay on the house Yeah, yeah, I'm not a gambler. Yeah. Yeah, and it shows yeah So embarrassed. Yeah, sorry about that man. I've alienated all your gamblers Yeah, so I think you were pretty accurate with that accent that's I think it's real fun that

There's Devon locals got our you've I we did the accent buddy gruckles. Yeah bloody gruckles bloody gruckles couldn't bloody gruckles. Yeah, bloody gruckles. Bloody gruckles. Bloody gruckles. Good in. So it's a point each to you two. So after one round, the house is yet to score. Suck shit house. With David and Penn.

Yeah. You're not the villain. Yeah. I mean, every hero can hate the house. Yeah, the house is the biggest. Is the arch villain. Yeah. That's true. All right, question number two comes from Katie Claes

from Perth, Western Australia. Oh, beautiful. Beautiful, Perth. Aloha! And question two is Name a type of carnivorous plant. So you've just got to make up the name of a species of carnivorous plant Yeah, the most famous one being the Venus flytrap Which was native to North Carolina actually. But you're making up one that I believe is relatively unknown. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info on Grockle.

According to Wiki, the origin of the word is uncertain. Derivation has been suggested from the eponymous Dragonite creature in the obsolete Dandy comic strip Jimmy and his Grockle, which is very different if you take it to mean, Wart near your butt hole. So apparently, yeah, this comic strip was from the 1920s. And then the term was used in the system in 1964 in the present sense of the word. It is doubtful that the word's use in the West of England goes back farther than that. Eric Partridge's Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English also refers to the film The

System but suggests another derivation that holiday visitors in Torbay were compared to little clowns and Groc was a famous clown at the time. Here's some other forms of Grockle. Okay. That locals will say that. Grockle art means, you know, shitty pictures to sell to tourists. Grockle bait, a cheap shopping arcades. Grockle box or Grockle shell

is what they call a caravan that a- Grockle box. A Grockle can is a tourist bus. Grockle box is where you get people watching footage of Grockles. Of Grockles. Can't just talking about them. There's some reason it's really popular, but you don't understand why. What a bizarre thing that Grockle Box really did take off.

It's crazy. Grockle Catcher is an easy to reach beach. The kind of spot that stops tourists finding the actual spots locals like to go to. Classic locals only. Grockle Fodder is fish and chips. Grockle Nest is our all day home. Who's going to the beach in England? Yeah.

What's that about? Well, that's what you get probably only been a Grockle beach. Why would you? I'm sorry, a Grockle catcher. No, I refuse to believe that they have beaches. I think that that's a that's a story that people tell the children to scare them. In 10 years, is this going to be like like an episode that's going to cancel us all because we're just freely using like a slur that's just going to take a turn?

Yes, probably. I mean, maybe not 10 years. Who knows the way that things move so quickly, there's so many, you know, there's so many podcasts that people could dig in and be like, Ben said, uh, teenager. And that's not right. You can't say that. You can't say teenager these days.

Can't refer to them. Bloody PC police have ruined it. We're all done. Mmm. Yeah. Grockle ridden is full of grockles. Jesus. The Caravan Park is absolutely grockle ridden this time of year.

As an example. That's an example. That's just one example. Can we use grockle for other, like for other tourists and other, can we make this catch on? I think that's their, I think that's their word. I don't think you can really. I don't think you, oh wait, no, they're, they're English. Yeah.

Appropriate, go crazy. So the answers are in for question number two. Which of the following is a type of carnivorous plant? North American pitcher wheel plant? Monkey balls, that's option two, option three. Dog's breath, option four, the devil's trousers or option five bladder wart American picture I'll give him in reverse order bladder wart the devil's trousers dog's breath monkey balls or North American picture wheel plant think it's is it your turn first here Ben first year, Ben. So. I'm there is a.

So that's confusing. That could be that's confusing to me. Yeah, if I may, if I because there is a. Something that resembles that that, but the specifics, I don't know, I could you could be a lawyer about it and you could

fuck me on this one. OK, I'm just saying you I could you could be a lawyer about it and you could fuck me on this one. Okay, I'm just saying You could really you could really be like actually that's blah blah blah and this is a Yeah, yeah, you could fine print me that could happen. Yeah I'm gonna go the first one That the North American pitch a wheel plan. Yeah. All right locking that in for Ben. Oh I feel like I feel like bladder wart. I Feel like bladder wart either feels like something you'd see in Harry Potter or it's something that ah

bladder bladder wart Or is it devil's trousers? Oh Devil's trousers is so ridiculous. It could be right. Yeah. Yeah. So devious, this one. Monkey Balls. Monkey Balls is crazy.

Monkey Balls is crazy. Monkey Balls. No, no, no. Hey, don't go near the Monkey Balls. Yeah. They might bite you. I'm going to go. Okay. bite you. I'm gonna go. Okay, devil's trousers could be like one of those plants where you wear it like it digs like the the the bug goes into the trousers and then it drowns

them. Once you've locked in your answer, I'm gonna I'm gonna sort of give my reasoning. Okay, it might be too much. Yeah. Oh, OK. Um, OK. Uh, uh, I'm going to go to Devil's Trousers. Devil's Trousers. Devil's Trousers. So is that locked in? Yeah. Can I talk about it?

Sure. So, uh, the. Yes, there is one that is shaped like a. Like a jug that has like nectar at the bottom and the insects come in because it's sweet and then can't get out because of the walls are slippery. And that one is called the pitcher plant. So my concern here is that you've gone pitcher wheel, which is like so fucked up and devious that I don't think I can ever forgive you if you're gonna pull this shit on me. Well, look, I'll get to that in a moment,

what the real answer is. And then maybe I'll have a, maybe I'll put my case forward. Okay, sure. So that obviously means that I'm wrong. Well, no, that's what I'm saying. That's what he's saying. No, that's, let's put him down. Even though the pitcher plant is absolutely a carnivorous plant.

Let's go through who wrote the answers. Monkey balls, as David said, absolutely ridiculous. But scientists have done weirder things. That was written by Katie, the question writer, aka the house. Dog's breath, that was Ben Russell. The North American Pitcher Wheel plant, Ben went for that, I'm afraid that was David. See that's not, that can't be, you fucked me. Look, you fucked me David and now I'm back getting ready because the villain is gonna be coming out. Ben, if you could approach the bench, I just want to remind you of your one tip before

we started recording to David was the best lies have a bit of truth in them. However, I think that that's- You literally said that about 20 minutes ago. I know, but- Not in that way. There is actually one called the picture, Ben. So what I did there was I mixed two carnivorous plants together. There's a waterwheel plant. You've got no leash.

Which is like a Venus flytrap type thing. Wow. And I cross sectioned. What are the other, we'll just put it right into your picture's wheel. Okay, that's fine. Listen, I was gonna play nice. Honestly.

I'm sorry. Honestly, David, you're a nice person. I thought that, hey, this is a great time to rebrand Ben You know people some some podcasters won't listen to episodes that I'm in And Matt has told me One guy said that about the 9-eleven recurring joke Yeah, but also get fucked And I was the villain the whole time. That's right. The best villains play the nice guy for sure.

I'm coming for you. So well done. You might have won this battle, but you've created something that you can't stop now. You've created a movement. Wheels are in motion. Picture wheels. All right. So that's a point to David. That's two from two. You're in motion. Hit your wheels. All right. So that's a point to David.

That's two from two. You're in his head. Yeah. Two out of two. No, he's just taking something that's real and then added two words in front of it. Personally, I don't think that's right. Right in now, if you're listening, you agree with me.

Right in here box. Crows Nest, New South Wales, 6000. It would be like me going, what if it was a Venus Wasp's trap? I'm going to kill you. I'm going to. I, David is going to die by my hand by the end of this evening Very fun now David you went for the devil's trousers. I'm afraid that was the house Shit! Aargh!

It was bladder wart. It was bladder wart. Which I thought was so amazing because your last fake answer was a wart near your butthole. Yeah. And then a bladder wart to come up. If I was playing I would have ruled that out saying one of you has been influenced by something we've just heard. Yeah, one of you has warts on your butthole.

You've just been diagnosed. And you're fresh from it. has warts on your butt. I think that is what like silently pushed me towards the trousers. It's like no, it's too the words of warty. I couldn't believe you came up with wart when there was a wart in your near future. Oh my goodness. I hope there's not a wart in my near future. They're the worst. Yeah, no good. I hate them. Don't like them at all. Stress war caused by me. So it's a point to David, point to the house. After two rounds the scores are now

Ben on one, the house on one, but David out in front on two points. You know what kind of pants he wears? What? Devil's trousers. He's a villain. Question three comes from Amanda Connell from Brisbane. The question is, in Catholic tradition a patron saint is considered a protector or advocate of specific causes or groups. For instance, St. Francis of Assisi is the patron saint of animals and the environment. Which of the following is a real saint and what are they the patron of? So you've got to give a saint someone patron saint of something. That's what your answer will be.

While you're writing those, I'll let the audience know a bit more about Bladderwart. According to Lawn.com.au, a website I'm so stoked exists, it's a little amusing, but Bladderwart derives its name from its little bladder-like traps. Tiny hairs on the bladder openings detect when an insect lands on the rim. This causes the bladder to inflate, sucking the prey in and trapping it inside. Bladderwort plants reseed easily,

so if you're growing them outdoors, be mindful of their invasive potential. If you'd rather keep them indoors, I don't know this is just now giving advice for having bladder warts, make sure they get at least four hours of sunlight in equal parts per light and Pete. No idea what that means but it sounds quite nice. They are kind of pretty flowers which is interesting. The bladder wart. Much, it looks a lot nicer than it sounds. Just like you. It just looks like a flower.

Yeah, that's great. That's cute. Yeah. Actually, no, I'm just looking at the base of it is maybe a bit uglier. Yuck. Yeah. Just like you. Ugly legs. Disgusting. Yeah, no, I will not make an argument with that. It has to be pretty hot for me to get these out.

Imagine telling someone that being told you have ugly legs. I don't know how you would make legs ugly, but. Right. I'm sure they exist somewhere, but, you know, just depends. One person's ugly legs are the other person's beautiful legs. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. That's true.

So what do you think about my ugly legs? I think they're pretty. Thank you. I think they're pretty. Fuck you, David. You think I'm going to forgive you because you just say that my legs are pretty? I'm crawling forgive you because you've you just say that my legs are pretty I'm crawling back slowly Question three the answers are in which of the following is a real saint and what are they the patron of st. Jovian?

Patron saint of oversleeping that's option one. Mm-hmm option to st. Monica patron saint of difficult marriages and disappointing children. Option three, Saint Derma, a saint who was martyred by having their skin removed. So they're the patron saint of skin issues. Option four. Yeah, I guess being flayed is a big skin issue. Yeah, that doesn't get much bigger than that. No.

Saint Nathaniel, patron saint of outdoor recreation or finally sent Reginald patron saint of eating leftovers We're back to you David the diabolical mind. Okay. Well, can we can we please have them sit out again, please? Yep, St. Jovian Oversleeping st. Monica, difficult marriages, disappointing children. St. Derma, skin issues. St. Nathaniel, outdoor recreation. Or St. Reginald, eating leftovers. Oh, I'm thinking it's either St. Reginald

or I'm thinking it's St. Monica. I think St. Monica feels like one that it would be used Like that a lot of Catholics would go back to like that user body horror. Mmm, do they? Yeah Yeah, but I'm like I got confirmed I got confirmed when I was like 13 and you go and they tell you like to pick names It was just saying I got confirmed. I got st. Daniel. Oh, is that a good one? I, I, he was just the guy that were eaten by lions. Oh, I thought they were.

Yeah. I thought they were. I got the guy who got blinded by the light and dressed up like, of course you did. I don't know what the words are. Yeah. I'd say, yeah, something like wrecked up like a beast, boobin on a body in a bed

Blinded by the light, runnin' nose blinded by the light Yeah. And then people are like, Rektem like a boobin on a runnin' night I think that's kind of it. Yeah, that's about right. I think, cause I think, I think that song, that was a Bruce Springsteen song and they the band who covered it made it bigger I don't know if they fully I think it might the big version is bit gibberish. Yeah, nice. I don't think Bruce is a great enunciator. I'll say it I'll say that on the record. I'm sorry. How can you say that? No, I take it back. Yeah. Thank you So you're you're going somewhere St. Monica whose difficult marriage is disappointing

children, is that what you said, and Reginald eating leftovers. Yeah, Reginald is crazy. Reginald feels like it's out of the world of patron saint names. Yeah. And then what, I'm going to go with St. Monica. I'm going to go with St. Monica. I'm going to go with St. Monica. Alright, St. Monica locking it in for David. One more time for the people up the back.

St. Jovian. St. Jovian. Oversleeping. Okay. St. Monica. Jovian is, like that's kind of God. That's a Latin Jovian Jupiter. That's what that's from. Ah, the Jovian moons.

Right. So I might not go that. OK. Next. Monica. That's the difficult marriages, disappointing children. OK, that's interesting. St.

Dermot. Mardit was martyred having skin removed. Dermot skin. No. You got Nathaniel, outdoor recreation. Okay. Or Reginald, eating leftovers. So you said Reginald because that could be a fake out.

You know how you like go, oh, I think it could be, I think it could be this one because I'm so silly, but I'll go another one. I've got another one. I'm so silly, but that sounds cool. Wait, so that could be you. But he also, David also did say that Reginald doesn't sound like a Saint now. Yeah, but this is all part of his plan. You know what I mean?

He's trying to double fake me. Something that I do to other contestants. He's trying to use my own tricks against me. And that just makes me want to strangle him with my bare hands until I feel the life fade away from. So, okay, Reginald, you went Monica. Difficult managers. Monica. You can go the same answer as well, David, by the way.

Oh, okay. But often people choose not to because they find it boring, but you know, if you go with what you think's right. I love that I'm inside Ben's head. You are so inside his head. I love it, I love go with what you think's right. I love that I'm inside beans here. You are so inside his head. I'm gonna go Monica as well. He double and...

Okay. You got in his head so much that he's like, if I pick one of the others, it's probably gonna be David's. I just think that Reginald is fun, but... I mean, whoever wrote that is a bit stupid. Alright, here's who wrote the answers. Sincereational, what's the house? That's not sneaky!

I love this! I love this! St Nathaniel, that was Ben Russell. St Jovian was Amanda, aka the question writer, aka the house. St Dermot was David. Yeah. What are you trying to, what are you trying to say? Meaning you are both correct, this is St. Monica. Yes!

Patrons saying of difficult marriages and disappointing children. Yeah. Which is a lot of fun, I think. A lot of fun. A lot of fun. Yeah, a lot of comedians' parents prayed at Monica, I think.

Oh no! All right, we're up to question number four. We're at the halfway mark. This one comes from Helena Kirk from Birmingham in the UK and the question is, what is the name of the 434th Pokemon? Are either you big Pokemon heads? No. What is the name of the 434th Pokemon? So you've just got to come up with a believable Pokemon name so that would be like oh you're gonna know the era

there'll be like there'll be like fourth or fifth generation are you a poker poker boy I'm wearing a ginga I'm wearing a ginga shirt right now okay but I'm not I'm not well versed in those in that that. Not in that era. Ah, fuck. While you're writing your answers, here's a little more info on St. Monica. This is according to Amanda. St. Monica is one half of a famous mother-son saint duo. She is basically the patron saint

of putting up with terrible men. Her husband, Patricius, was a violent alcoholic and her son, Augustine, was a self-absorbed jerk who took ages to get his act together. Sounds like David Correos. But rather than setting healthy boundaries, Monica instead spent decades praying for these two problematic men to sort themselves out. I don't know what happened to her husband, but Augustine had the comeback of the century turning from a reckless party boy into Saint Augustine,

who wrote a bunch of important religious texts, including confessions. Not the one by Sam Peterson Amanda helpfully adds. Alright, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. Quick break! and we're back! The answers are in for question number four. What is the name of the 434th Pokemon? Here are your options. Wobbin. Wobbin?

Stunky. Mm-hmm. Blipnorp. Piplup. Fuck. Or Rhymer. What the fuck is this? It doesn't... There is no Rhymer. Stunky blip nop Piplup fuck all right There's no reason There's no reasoning to be found here. This is just a Roll the dice type of thing you know well

they they I did do it do goon episode about the history of Pokemon and the duo who come up with the names sit in a meeting room with a whiteboard and they, they'll just take inspiration from anywhere because they're losing their minds. Yeah. And they've got to come up with hundreds of these things. So I don't know, does that help you at all? One of these, you've got to remember one of these. Did you finish them?

Remus was the final one. I did say but you were too busy ranting Wobbins stunky blip nop that's that's three wobbins one stunky two blip nop is three Piplup is four or ray must is five So I think I'm a Pokemon fan and none of these make sense to me. Okay, they're not standing out. I think it's your crack, is it Ben? Yeah.

Can I just have those again? I just have to listen to them. Wobbin. Yeah, Wobbin. Stunky. Stunky. Blipnorp. Blipnorp. Piplup. Piplup. Ram, Wobbin. Stunky. Stunky. Blipnorp. Blipnorp.

Piplup. Piplup. Ramus. Ramus. Oh, OK. Which one do I like the most? Everyone loves Ramus. Which one do I like the most?

So we've got Stunky. What was the first one? Wobbin. Wobbin. Wobbin is fun. Stunky, I don't like it. Pliplup. Pli like it. Blip blop. Blip nop.

Blip nop and lip. Oh, pip blop and blip nop. Pip blop, blip nop. Do I like pip blop or blip nop better? Pip blop, blip nop. It does feel like I'm losing my mind. Pip blop or blip nop. Blipnup. It does feel like I'm losing my mind. Peplup or blipnup? Blipnup?

Blipnup, yep. Blipnup. I don't think any... One thing about these names is norp. I don't think norp is in the world of... Oh, norp. They don't have that sound. They couldn't get their mouth around it.

Alex, is it? Who's the kid? Ash. Ash. Ash probably couldn't. He couldn't get their mouth around it. Yeah. Alex, is it? Who's the kid? Ash. Ash. Ash. Ash probably couldn't. He would never hurt such a thing. But hearing Ash go, oh, it's a wild Blipnore.

Yeah. Makes me go, like, what the fuck? What the fuck? I'll excuse garbage Pokemon, but I'm like, yo, I don't know. But maybe that's what- maybe that's what they want you to think. Maybe because it's new, new though so all better off. Hmm. You know what I mean.

There's no reason there's no you can try and reason with this but it's the same as reasoning with Matt Stewart it's just useless he doesn't understand you it's like a dog looking at you. And you're trying to explain physics to it which I I would never because, you know, physics is for dorks. I'm going to go Pliplup. Pliplup, please lock it in. All right, Pliplup then. Now, David, you can go Pliplup or you could go your own way. Yeah, I think. To what?

Pliplup. I think it's, I think, I think it's Stunky. Stunky. I think Stunky is a, I think it's like a rodent type Pokemon. So it's like in the, the, the Linoon type, you know, Raticate type, type area. I disagree. I think Stunky, I think think Stunky has a second evolution

And I think it kind of looks like a skunk and I think it has to evolution. I think it's Stunky I'd like to change my destructiveness Can you can you give a story like that? Well, I think turns into bleep. And if you if you feed the bleep some were weed, then it will go crazy. And it gets a big proboscis that grows and it's red and deep and glows and it's actually banned in quite a few countries. Yeah. OK.

Yeah. That's a beautiful picture you've painted. Here's who wrote the answers. Ramus. That was Ben Russell. Ramus. Ramus. Written R-A-M-I-S but it had a pronunciation. No, it's different. Yeah

Ramus reminds me of the the dark legendary. I can't remember the name. Yes I was gonna say that I was gonna say right for the dark legendary Yeah, Ash goes against with the rocket team and then they they battle but Acid and there's a whole movie about it. There's a whole movie about it. Acid and there's a big movie. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a pretty big. I didn't know you were so deep into it.

Yeah, big time. I really love Pokemon. I love a Squam. Yeah. And Squam. And Chien. Chicklets. Chicklet, Bing, and a bong and a squam.

Yeah, yeah. Imagine they team up one day. I love a cream girls. Oh yeah. Cream girls. And a nice man. I love nice men. That's my favorite Pokemon.

Maybe because he's nice. Blipknot was the house. Okay. Wobbin was Helena, aka the house. Pip blup. Ben went for that. I'm afraid that was David. Fuck you, David. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill- I want this on the record,

OK, so that if anything happens to David that's outside of my control, I'm gonna get into trouble. I am going to get into a lot of trouble and the police are gonna probably come to my door and be like, you- we have you on record as threatening David's life. And then I have to explain, hey, it was just a poke, it was just a Pokemon thing. And because he said, PIPP up and they'd be like, PIPP up, what are you talking about? And I'm like, well, PIPP up and then Stunky and then because I did Remus and then

they're going to be like, you've got to come with us. And I won't give him my phone call and I have to do like an overnight in the lock up. Yes. And they will not be kind to me there. So you want to stay. I've got a sweet. Provisional. Body.

Yes. My body is so tender. Yeah. And you won't make it out. Oh, no, but I'll love it. Yeah, it'd be a great time. Yeah, I'd be fantastic. Make new friends.

Yeah, it could be really good for you. Yeah, I think I'd be great. It would be fantastic. Make new friends. Yeah, it could be really good for you. Yeah, I think it could be great. So that means, did I say Helen, I wrote Wobbin? So that was the house. That means David, you are correct, it is Stunky. Can I just say David is a nerd? That's all.

The defense harasses. With only two rounds to go, the scores are now at the house on one point, Ben on two points, but way out in front of five points. Holy. That's David for AOS. It's alright, I'm just biding my time, I'm coming for the double point round. We do finish with triple points, David. Triple points, of course, of course. So in a way everything we do now doesn't matter because you can just triple point it.

No, no. Last round matters. It does matter because David's building a beautiful lead. Shut up. I'm sick of you. That's a big lead. I'm sick and tired of your shit. Question number five. This game sucks.

Maybe, maybe, maybe question five is more in your nerd era of expertise. It's a literature, literature type question. Ah, yes. Yeah, it's a literature type question. Ah, yes. Hmm. Yeah, it's a good book. It's a salve for the... to calm the soul. So question number five comes from Rachel Rook.

Great name, Rachel Rook. That's a sick name. From New South Wales. And the question is, what did Ernest Hemingway's younger brother Lester do on the 4th of July? 1964 What did Ernest Hemingway's younger brother Lester do on the 4th of July 1964? While you're writing your answers here's some more info about Stunky Helena writes Stunky is a small skunk like Pokemon with dark purple fur so you fully knew who he was. Mm-hmm. Yeah

You played that really well illegal We're just gonna stand by where while David steals this entire game It's amazing like I wouldn't have been so ready. Yeah, this guy my shirt is actually stunky. I made up that other thing Whatever that other guy. Stunky. Ah, it's face is large and rounded, with a narrow orange nose, orange rimmed eyes, and two pairs of somewhat V-shaped,

cream-colored whiskers on the side of its face. It has two pointed ears that appear orange on the inside. A stripe of cream-colored fur runs along its back from neck to tail with a small tuft protruding from the base of its neck. Its tail is raised high and ends with spiked hair pointed behind it. Jesus, this is a vivid picture we're explaining of Stunky. It has cream-colored underbelly, four short legs, and that end in pores with three small white claws. Stunky can spray a

foul smelling liquid from its rear in order to drive attackers away and this is able to reach 16 feet or five meters away. It prefers to aim for its target space and the stench can be smelled from over a mile, almost two kilometers, 1.6 K's away, and will linger for around 24 hours. And the stench can cause memory loss. That's a powerful stink. And also, I mean, Helena didn't write this, but I looked up a picture of it and its face looks like an ass.

It's got like, the bottom half of its face looks like a butt and that has to be on purpose. It looks like the front of it is at the back of it if you know what I mean. It's a beautiful beast. Real thick face. The answers are in. Here's question number five. What did Ernest Hemingway's younger brother Lester Real thick face. The answers are in his question of a fire. What did Ernest Hemingway's younger brother, Lester, do on the 4th of July, 1964? He attempted to murder Ernest Hemingway, his very own brother. It's option one, option two. He was the first person to celebrate the 4th of July with fireworks.

Does that go all the way back to 1964? Definitely not. Doesn't go a fire back? No, it does. Oh, it does. Yeah, I don't know. Exactly that fire back? No, I feel like people were doing fireworks before then.

What about the Romans? What about the Chinese? The Chinese. Why don't they celebrate a fourth of July? Well, American Chinese would. Fuck you. Got you. Yeah, and the American Romans.

Are you saying that they're not American? No, it's not what I'm saying at all. Yeah. I didn't Chinese American fireworks would be fireworks coming out of a semi automatic test like, but then it's like, wow, beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. Well said.

Yeah. He said, what else we were all thinking. We're all thinking. Oh my god. Option three, he founded a New Island Republic off the coast of Jamaica, which he dubbed New Atlantis. Option four, he was arrested for arson after setting fire to a New England book depository while drunk from partying with communists. Or finally he published a biography called The Old Man Was A C-U-N-T, My Brother Ernest. I mean, I don't think he needed a book to tell people that Ernest Hemingway was a cunt.

Yeah. Why was he? I don't know much about Ernest Hemingway. Why was he a dickhead't know much about in this teaming way. Why was he? Why was he a dickhead? He was a drunk. And he off. I think he suffered from PTSD. Right.

Wasn't it like it wasn't a lot of his writings about real men do this. Mm hmm. This is how you're original incel. Yeah. Was it catcher in the light? I do like. No. Okay.

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Bukowski. Yeah, big big ones. Yeah. Yeah, I want a sandwich Sandwich So David, what are you thinking tempted to murder his brother first person to celebrate 4th of July with fireworks? Started a new Republic off the coast of Jamaica Was arrested for arson started a new republic off the coast of Jamaica, was arrested for arson while partying with communists or published a book, The Old Man Was a C-U-N-T.

I'm feeling like the communist one kind of fits in the world of the time, like 1964. I'm not much of a history buff, but I'm like, you know, I feel like communism was kind of like, not really not cool at that time. That was like the big scary thing. Santa Fe, so I'm like, maybe it's that, or, I know it's quite specific with the Jamaica one.

So I'm kind of like, maybe you tried to start like, what was it? Uh, uh, new Atlantis, new Atlanta, new Atlantis is crazy. Okay. Um, yeah. Uh, I think, OK. Yeah. I think, OK. I'm going to go with I'm going to go with the communist one. Yeah. Locking in the commies.

I feel like there were quite a few artists at that time that were. Running away to like Haiti or places like that around then but I cannot remember who so Atlantis does seem plausible what what were the others try to murder his brother first to celebrate 4th of July with fireworks setting fire to the New England Book Depository fighting with communists or publishing a hit piece on his brother the old man in the CU. Yeah yeah yeah so hit piece no fireworks no punching his maybe, but I'm gonna go New Atlantis. Alright. Locking that in for Ben.

Here's who wrote the answers. Publishing a biography called The Old Man Was CNT. That was the house. First person to celebrate the 4th of July with fireworks. That was Rachel, question writer. Okay, the house. Tempted to murder his brother, that was David. A rare one where Ben didn't go for that.

David, you went for partying with communists, that was Ben Russell. Oh, okay. And Ben went for New Atlantis, which is true. I'm back, baby! You just swallowed up two of the three points in the gap between you two. So going into the final round, it is almost like you said that the first five rounds were, didn't mean anything, because the score is now, the house on one point, ban on four points, David on five points.

Got a little lead there though. This is a good game, this is tight. This is, it's a beautifully fought game, but it is triple points in this final round. Mm-hmm. Or we could just go with single points up to you. Happy to go with triple? Well, does it affect it if it's triple points? Oh, yeah, I guess. Because if we're so close.

Well, it's all about how confident you are in the last round, I guess. Let, to make it even tight, let's go one. Yeah, I'm down, I'm for the game. I'm for the game. Single points. Yeah. The'm down. I'm for the game. I'm for the game. Single points. Yeah. The final question. This is, and I think having just put out a short film,

probably maybe it helps you with this because the final question's always a movie synopsis. So you gotta write, this will be your longest answer. Fun fact, I don't watch movies much. Oh, you simply must. You've got to check him out. I could give him a short eight. So this question comes from Linda Moulton from Gainesville, Florida, and the question is,

What's the synopsis of the 2003 film Graveyard Alive? What is the synopsis of the 2003 film Graveyard Alive? So yeah, you'll probably write three, four, five sentences here David. You know, a paragraph. What year? 2003. 2003. 2003, okay. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info about New Atlantis and Lester Hemingway. This is according to Grunge. Hemingway founded his island nation of New Atlantis on an 8 foot by 30 foot bamboo raft that he anchored onto an old Ford car engine that he dropped into shallow waters eight

miles off the Jamaica southwestern coast. The University of Texas at Austin writes that Hemingway used all of the money he made from his book, My Brother Ernest Hemingway, to pay for his New Atlantis project. In an interview with the Washington Post, Hemingway asserted, there is no law that says you can't start your own country. Lester Hemingway also even wrote his own constitution for New Atlantis, but according to stuff you missed in history class, he mostly just used the US Constitution and replaced the United States with New Atlantis everywhere.

Since Lester Hemingway had founded New Atlantis as a republic, the Micronation held its first election seven months after its creation. But who was even there to vote? Well in addition to Lester, there were five other inhabitants. Doris Hemingway, Lester's wife, and their two daughters, seven-year-old Anne and three-year-old Hillary, joined Lester on New Atlantis. In addition, Edward K. Moss, a PR specialist, and his assistant Julia Selene were also considered part of the original inhabitants of New Atlantis, per the University of Texas at

Austin. And in February of 1965, Lester was unanimously elected President in the first elections of New Atlantis, though most likely just by those who were of an eligible voting age. In neighbouring Kingston, Jamaica, a front page six column article was dedicated to New Atlantis' first elections. And according to Stuff You Missed in History history class Lester was soon giving interviews about his new nation claiming that his new country was peaceful and had no intention of threatening its neighbors. The national currency on of New Atlantis was called the scruple referring to the feeling of hesitation on grounds of conscious per Miriam Webster. Lester

Hemingway named his currency this, saying it was because he thought that the rich should have many scruples. Scruples weren't printed currency or based on any kind of standard. Instead, scruples included items that Hemingway had slightly altered like a shark tooth, a fish hook and a carabine. According to surveying the American tropics, a smaller shark tooth amounted to a half scruple whereas drilling the hole in a carob bean would yield you a hundredth of a scruple. New Atlantis only lasted a few years.

Although Lester Hemingway had plans to fortify and expand New Atlantis, a storm in 1966 untethered his young micro-nation and sent it drifting out to sea. But because New Atlantis had caught the attention of librarian Mary M. Hurth, several of its artifacts and stamps had been preserved and were left unharmed by the devastating storm. Lester never lost hope in his micronation. According to the Miami New Times, up to 1980 he continued to speculate that New Atlantis was quote probably floating somewhere near Haiti. Beautiful tale. All right the answer in for the final question what is the synopsis of the 2003 film Graveyard

Alive? Option one Don and Ron Johnson are twin brothers who are unable to get noticed at their new high school no matter what they do. That is why they come up with the idea of a music festival with a twist. That it will be staged at the local cemetery at midnight on Halloween. Everything is going smoothly until dark magic forces start to bring monsters to the party and Dracula, Wolfman and the Mummy all want to perform on the main stage. That's option one. Option two. A cop finds out that the groundskeeper of the cemetery has been murdering people to

fill up his own graveyard. The corpses start digging themselves out of the grave and he has to figure out if the killer is a human or supernatural. Option two. Option three. Fresh from heartbreak, Mark Langdon is the new caretaker for the town cemetery in the sleepy town of Garton, Kentucky. However, the small county graveyard is far from quiet as Mark discovers the residents

are very much unalive and kicking as he makes new friends and finds new love that bridges the gap between life and death. Option 3. Option 4. Glenn Daniels is living the life! Glenn Daniels? Perfect wife, immaculate hair, and his dream job running the town's most happening night spot, the graveyard.

But when it turns out the venue is actually built on an old colonial graveyard, things take a turn for the weird. Will Glenn be able to drive the curse away in time to save his business? Or will he have to learn to live with his ghostly new clientele? Option 4. Finally, a woodsman shows up at the local hospital with an axe casually stuck in his head. And his face is not looking too good either.

He is placed under the care of handsome Dr. Docs and homely nurse Patty. The woodsman expresses his attraction to Patsy by biting her on the arm, inciting a slowly spreading zombie contagion in the hospital, and the once meek nurse turns into a flesh-craving, albeit, sexy zombie. Hell yeah dude. That's the final option. Would you have sex with a sexy zombie? Yeah. I'd have sex with an ugly zombie. Hell. Yeah, dude. Let's see final option. Would you have sex with a sexy zombie? Yeah, yeah sex with an ugly zombie. Yeah fuck. Yeah

All right, Ben it's your crack gin Do you need to hear any of them again? OK, so the first one. The twin brothers. Twin brothers. Don and Ron Johnson. Considering that there is a Don Johnson, immediately disqualified. OK. Second one.

Second one, the cop finds out the groundskeeper. No. Third? Mark Langdon, new caretaker of the cemetery. He finds... Yep, I got that. The other ones are gone alive and kicking.

Bit of fun there. I like that. And then you got Glenn Daniels living the life. Perfect wife. Glenn Daniels. Glenn Daniels living the life. Perfect wife. Glenn Daniels. Glenn Daniels or Mark Langdon for me. And then the final one's Woodsman with the sexy nurse zombie. That one's good too.

What's Glenn Daniels? Glenn Daniels, his... The club. He runs a club called The Graveyard, but it's still called actual graveyard. That's so lame. I kind of... It could reel. It runs a club called the graveyard, but it's built on an actual graveyard. That's so lame. I kind of, it could real. It could be real.

The last one's the only one that hasn't had to do with a graveyard. What's the last one? Oh, yeah. Yeah, the last one is about a hospital. Yeah. Hmm. That's true. I like that someone would call their movie Graveyard Alive, but not set it in a graveyard.

I think that's a power move. Yeah. And that's so 2004. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, big time. Yeah. What were you doing in 2004? I was at uni. What were you studying? I was studying the criminology and communications. Oh, really?

Damn. Yeah. Did you finish? Yeah. Yeah. So you've got a bachelor in criminology. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. I would say it is unused. Huh. The communications. All right, yeah, I'm communicating. Yeah, you're one of the premier communicators. Yeah, big time. And it shows?

Yeah. Yeah, I learned everything at Monash. So, as a criminal. I went in there and Mute. And now I came out there just chatting away. Hmm. So, it sounds like you've got it down to three. So, you've you've ruled out two. What's the problem? One of them is because of the name Don Johnson. Yeah, Don and Ron Johnson. What's the first? And one of them is because of the name Don Johnson. Yeah, Don and Run Johnson.

What's Don and Run Johnson's deal again? Ah, they run a music vessel at a graveyard. That's so dumb, it could also be real. Alright, you're ruling some in now. Well, that means the only one you've ruled out is one about the mysterious groundskeeper who's murdering people to fill up his own graveyard. Yeah, because why would it be called Graveyard Alive alive? Oh the corpses start digging themselves out of the grave. Oh really? Yeah. You've ruled them all back in again. That's the thing these movies are so terrible that every all bets are off.

Yeah. You don't know what's real. It's real. It's the same as the Pokemon one in a way just a lot more verbose. Can you read them all to me one more time? I'm sorry for the listener. Don and Ron Johnson are twin brothers who are unable to get noticed in the new high school no matter what they do. That is why they come up with the idea of a musical festival with a twist that will be staged at the local cemetery at midnight on Halloween. Everything is going smoothly until dark magic forces start to bring monsters to the party and Dracula, Wolfman and the Mummy all want to perform on the main stage. I want to watch that film. Option 2, a cop finds out that the mysterious groundskeeper of the cemetery has been murdering

people to fill up his own graveyard. The corpses start digging themselves out of the grave and he has to figure out if the killer is human or supernatural. Option two, option three, fresh from heartbreak, Mark Langdon is a new caretaker for the town cemetery in the sleepy town of Garton, Kentucky. However, the small county graveyard is far from quiet.

As Mark discovers, the residents are very much unalive and kicking. See that's about fucking corpses so that makes me think that it's David's because he loves to have sex with dead bodies as we've already established. I don't I mean I think you're really reading between the lines there's nothing overt in that synopsis saying that they- It bridges the gap between- Life and death. Yeah. Finds new love that bridges- I mean, new love that could- New love that bridges the gap between-

That could be a platonic love? I think that says more about you. Yeah. When I hear love, I think that it's about falling in love with someone and fucking them. Yeah, okay. Fucking them, man. Yeah, you go straight to fourth base. Yeah, so I feel like that's David's.

Remember that the fourth home run doesn't count if you don't cross first, second and third first, right? I don't know what that means in this context. I have no- And then Greg Daniels. Glenn Daniels. Glenn Daniels. And then- The woodsman and the sexy zombie nurse. Sexy zombie nurse. I'm going to go- Listen, I've come back around.

I'm going to go run a Don Johnson. I don't know why it's probably the wrong one, but you've got to go with your gut sometimes. And my gut says run Don Johnson. What a, what a beautiful loop, the loop that that was. I know it's probably, I've got a feeling like it's probably yours. It's either that one. But I think that I think that you did, Mark. I think yours is Mark. Mark Langdon.

Garden Kentucky. What's a Kentucky accent? How would you say Mark Langdon in a Kentucky accent? I don't it be like the only thing I can do is Southern. Right. Mark, Mark Langdon. Yeah. I can't really do it at the moment. I have to warm into it. So I can't help you.

OK. I'm sorry to all my Kentucky, all the Kentuckians and listen to this. He made me do it. I'm sorry about that. I did make it. I was holding a gun. Yeah, I'm going to do number one.

You're going number one. Don and Ron Johnson. Yeah. Right, they already think. OK. Even though Don Johnson was an actor. Yeah, and already, yeah. Miami Vice. Yes.

He's a well known actor. Yeah, he was in. I saw him recently. And why would you do that? Why would you name your. But then they could have no idea because they're stupid because they made a movie called Graveyard Alive. That's the thing. These movies are dumb. I saw him in the Watchmen, the new Watchmen series a couple of years ago.

He was a cop in that, I think. I think it's I what was the third one again? Third one was Mark Langdon from Garton Kentucky. Hmm. He, yeah, Ben thinks it's about actually a lot of people having sex with dead people but it just says love. It doesn't say making love. Yeah, oh man I'm kind of yeah, I'm kind of thinking I'm kind of thinking number three sounds the most legit Out of all of them if that was the one where it's like the town are all dead. I feel like I've seen that movie before

But I'm looking but I'm looking at Ben and I'm like, he's not looking at me. And it's kind of making me go like it might be his answer. I already said the same thing about that one. Yeah, but I'm like, are you? You double, guess yourself. Maybe I did yours. Maybe Mark Langdon is the real one and I've just and I've gone for you. Maybe that's what you want.

Maybe you're playing a double game where you want me to. Can he change his answer now that he's locked in? Are you locked in? I don't know how this works. You're on the tronic. I'm trying to get into your head. What'd you do? Ronan Don. Ronan Don Johnson.

You know Don Johnson? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What movie has he been in? He's in Amazing Mad Men. He's not. No, isn't he?

Isn't that not okay? Could be you. Hmm Did you do? the movie synopsis of Ron and Don Johnson No, you did you son of a bitch that mean you're changing yeah, I am changing All right Yeah, I am changing. All right. So, Don and Ron Johnson, first one, then you got the cop.

The cop who realises the graveyard, there's a murderer who's just filling up the graveyard and he's got to figure out- Oh, that was my second, that was the one- Then you've got Mark Langdon. I'm gonna- Yep, Mark Langdon's good. From Kentucky. And you got Glenn Daniels, who's the- runs the bar. Or you've got the sexiest nurse zombie. Okay, they could all be they could all be it They could all be it. I'm gonna roll the dice in my head Groundskeeper that's killing people and they come back to life

Lock it in no questions. No doubts. Okay You know, they say that if you if the chances are, if you pick one, so if you pick two, if you've got like a selection of three doors. Yeah. And you pick one door and then you go, OK, is that your final selection? And then you change your choice. The chances are higher. I think for you to get it. There's another element to that. I think you, they say you're, there's a, they take out one of the doors though.

Okay. Which we haven't done. What, all right. What was, I think. When I said number three, when I said number three, you weren't looking at me. What was number four? I wasn't looking at you for all of them though.

What was number four? What was? Number four, Glenn Daniels runs the Happening Nights by the Graveyard. Okay, I'm look at you for all of these now. Things take a turn for the weird. Just for the listener, I'm looking at David for all of them. Can you just read them all out so I can look at? I'll just, can I read them?

I'll read the first sentence of each. Don and Ron Johnson are twin brothers who are unable to get noticed and they knew you high school no matter what they do. Option two, a cop finds out that the mysterious groundskeeper of the cemetery has been murdering people to fill up his own graveyard. Option three, fresh from heartbreak, Mark Langdon is the new caretaker for the town cemetery in the sleepy town of Garton, Kentucky.

Option four, Glenn Daniels is living the life, perfect wife, immaculate hair and his dream job of running the town's most happening night spot, the graveyard. Or finally a woodsman shows up at the local hospital with an axe casually stuck in his head and his face not looking so good either. That's mine. That's mine. Fuuuuck. This is so stressful.

I'm in there baby. I've curled up, I've gone to bed, I've tucked myself in. I'm sleeping. You're locked in? Yeah, I'm in there baby. Um. I've curled up, I've gone to bed, I've tucked myself in. I'm sleeping. You're locked in? Yeah, I'm locked in. I'm sleeping naked. With no sheets on because it's hot in David's head. I'm going, I'm sticking with number three.

I'm sticking with number three. Mark Landon. Yeah, I'm sticking with Mark Landon. Yeah, I'm sticking with Mark Landon. Alright. Locked in. Yeah, locked in. Alright, here's who wrote the answers.

Okay. Okay, this is going to kill me. Glenn Daniels. Perfect life. Perfect wife. Maculet hair. Running's who wrote the answers. Okay. Okay, this is gonna kill me. Glenn Daniels. Perfect life. Perfect wife. Maculet hair. Running the night sport the graveyard. That was the house. Uh huh. Don and Ron Johnson. Twin brothers. That was also the house.

And I did not, until you said it, I did not connect. Because I had the Ron in between the Don and the Ron. No! No! between the Don and the Ron. No! This is tough. David, you went for Mark Langdon from Garden, Kentucky. That was Ben Russell.

Got it, you're a heaven. Did I pick David's? This is the thing. This is the decider. Can you just give us the one that is the correct one? Okay. Just say the correct one is? And you'll, and then you know.

Yeah. The correct one is the sexy nurse zombie. Oh, fuck! That means you picked David's answer. No! Fuck! What a game. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

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No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Oh man, I was like, I was amazed that the unlock could happen. And when they're here I was like, oh my god it's happening. Nothing you got me back. I got you back.

Because what the fuck? You both play the game so well, you sort of blanket each other. You almost negate each other. But the house gets nearly nothing because of that. This movie is a super low budget. No shit. Nowhere near as hated as some.

It's got critics on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics have given a 50% approval rating. Audience not so high, 35%. A review by Alexandra Helen Nichols reads, if low budget horror filmmaking is for you, make no mistake, Kephart's debut feature, Graveyard Alive, is a big old sweetheart of a film.

All right, here's the final score check. Languishing in third and last place on one point, it's the house. That's the worst the house has ever done. House really bombed out today. Since I've done, since I've been playing. That's the lowest house score ever. Really?

Anyway, you were so close to lock it, if it wasn't for Don Johnson. I know. I don't know what I was thinking. I should have just gone with the one, yeah, I should have just gone with a blatant house one. I was thinking about that, but oh well. In... Good game. Well fought. Well, that was still going to kill you. In second place on five points,

It's Ben Russell, but out in front on six points, it's David Correos! Yay! Thank you. First time alive, first time winner. Thank you, thank you. No way, I'm not shaking your hand. No, I'm not shaking, well done. So David, you're gonna be back here in Australia for Melbourne Comedy Festival, are you doing any of the festivals?

Yep, yeah, I'm doing. Well, you live in Sydney now, don't you? I live in Sydney, yeah. He just moved. Welcome. Yeah, last week. Yeah. Oh, sick.

Welcome to town. I love it, I mean, I get to do stuff like this. I'm sweaty. Can't do that, he can't do. Yeah, oh sick. Yeah, so I'm the town. I love it I mean I get to do some of this I'm sweaty can't do that. It can't do this stuff in New Zealand Couldn't get away with that couldn't get away with it. No way. Oh, so you're doing the Sydney Comedy Festival Melbourne comedy festival All that do an Adelaide fringe. I'm making a comedy rave. So it's called, New Zealand I don't know how to DJ and so that's the whole premise of the show is I'm learning how to DJ. And I've been doing like for promo, I've been doing these, like these DJs. I got, I got in a lot of trouble with a commercial gym because I brought a whole

DJ set at 2 a.m. Into the thing. Cause I was like, I've seen people film and I've seen people bring the UE booms to work out. I was like, why can't I bring decks? Yeah. And then I got in a lot of trouble. Yeah.

And that's all captured on your socials Yeah, so that's on Yeah, that's in my socials at David Post office. And so I'm just kind of yeah learning out a DJ if you want to see a rave It's gonna be mean music. Yeah, sick. Awesome. And what about you Ben? My name is Ben and I I'd have a little sausage dog. Yes, come 50 and I love her and she rules my life. Beautiful dog. Yeah. Um, but, uh, I got something.

There's a show called something good. It's a weekly show at comedy Republic. Uh, it's the premiere improv show in Melbourne. Yeah. And you get, you get a huge guest every week as well. Yeah. We get a big guest. I mean, the cast is fantastic.

Yeah. It's a bunch of a bunch of people from... What's that show that I was in? Thank God you're here. That's it. Yes. And we're going to be doing comedy festival shows. I think one of the...

We got Reece Darby for one of them, which is pretty exciting. He's a pretty nice man. As far as I've had... Is he nice? Yeah. OK. You have to say that because you as I've had. Is he nice? Yeah. OK. You have to say that because you're on the record and Reese is listening. But I'm very much looking forward to that. I think it's going to be a real they're always really fun during the festival.

There we always get way too many guests of big like personalities. So it's a real clusterfuck. Yeah, I love it. But yeah, check that out. Check me out on socials. Ben Russell. I am Ben Russell, I think, on Instagram. Yeah, and that's all I've got now.

And even that one is run by a fascist. So I'm trying to get rid of that. OK, do you say they're all or it turns out Maggie runs your socials. Yeah, turns out all of our tech is run by asshole. Who would have thought about it? It's a real shame. Yeah. So you see all these comedians doing like moral, ethical backflips.

They're like, oh, I have to do this. But it's run by absolute people that are destroying the fabric of society. Which one do I choose? I've got to do my comedy and let people know important. Yeah At the same time you don't want to so Those I don't know do what do you want? Oh, that's great. I live in the woods With an axe in your head. Yeah, I know a film you might enjoy me the sexiness. Yo, yeah I don't feel like I'm yeah, I don't know. It's parents pretty good

It's it's it's made by women one of the reviews was like this is pretty rare and horror like the whole the whole background people What's the term for that behind the scenes? It's all women apparently the crew Thanks so much for listening everyone. Thanks so much for joining us Bennett David Thank you. Hey listeners, why not give us a five- review, restart, but if you're listening, you could do it. I don't think you have before, why not now? Yeah, please.

Tell your friends if you think you know anyone who might enjoy it, and cheers for tuning in to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye! [♪ Music Playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music playing! A lot of music Welcome to Who Knew with Matt Stuhl at the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stuhl and our first guest is a New Zealand comedian and winner of the Billy T award, it's David Koreos. Hello. Welcome to the show, first time guest. Thank you.

I was wondering, can I get my last name seed again if that's all good? Yes. Fuck, I should have checked with you. That's all good. It's Koreos. Fuck. No, it's all good. It's um, Koraos. Fuck. No, it's all good. So we're not doing, okay. So we're not doing the other,

we're not doing, um, we're not doing Do Go On. Is this Do Go On? No, this isn't Do Go On. Great. I've been listening to Do Go On. Why did you come prepared for it? I got told that it was Do Go On. Oh, it's Do Go On.

What did you, what did you create for the do go on? Did you write a report? No. That one's a lot more work. Yeah, I was like, I was like, I was like, it did not go well. Okay, no, no, all good, all good. Okay, what am I, what am I doing?

What is this? It's called, who knew it with Matt Stewart. Who knew? Okay. Yeah, it's the game we were just talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why I was like, I didn't hear the game in the last podcast. Okay. Oh my goodness.

Okay. Well, I got your name wrong, you got the podcast wrong. I think that's a fair call. Yeah. Let's go from the top. Yeah. Koraos. That's the one.

I said, I said it wrong last night. That's all good. That one's not been recorded for posterity Yeah, it's one of this one will be people will be listening to this in a thousand years Yeah, people people have already forgotten Last night today last night Welcome to who knew with Matt sure the show where the guests write the wrong answers I'm the titular Matt short and our first guest is a New Zealand comedy Fuck me

Take three. I'm. Take your manifestation has not worked so far. I'll manifest harder. I can't. I thought you'd got a bad message. Coffee on my white shirt. I got coffee on my white shirt. Yeah, that's all that happens.

Then down there as well. Oh, fuck! I'm gonna just have to go home and change. There's also soda water right here. That's famously good for you. But that's pineapple soda water! But there's no sugar! Okay! I've got a bag full of spare t-shirts if you want.

Yeah. I got a goxie t-shirt you could wear. I would love that actually. Sick. That'd be great. Have you got two? Two goxie t-shirts? I'll have to wear a goxie t-shirt for fun.

I'm gonna have to put some sard on it. Yeah, might have to let that soak. Get the sard, I'll get the sard stick on it. Rub it in. Do you ever be in a sard spokesperson? No, but I would love to. You'd do a door to a knock challenge. That's a dream of mine.

I think you'd be fantastic in that role. Thank you. I think you'd be great in that role too. That means a lot. Here is question number four. Comes from Helena Kirk from Birmingham. Comes from Helena... Fuck me. This is what it looks like babe.

I don't care. Look at his face. Oh, I couldn't. That's just a... That's a skunk. That's a stunk. See, they're not even trying anymore. They've lost the passion.

Back in my day, there were squirtles and they would squirt. Yeah. And that was fun. That was something that we could all get behind. Squirtle is fantastic. Everyone loves a Squirtle. That's a real one, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, Squirtle. I mean, that's the go-to, I feel. I feel like Squirtle is the most popular one. Yeah, Squirtle. What's the other famous one is Pokemon?

No. Yeah, it's a Pokemon. Pichamoo. No, it's a Pokemon. It's a big Pokemon and they... Pichaku. Yeah, crawls around. What's the famous one? Pikachu. Pikachu. No, that's not it. Let's talk about Pokemon and they. Pichuku. Yeah, crawls around. What's the famous one? Pikachu. Pikachu. No, that's not it.

Let's talk about the hottest ones. Gardevoir. No, the sexy one that's a Psy Lord. Mewtwo. Mewtwo. Thick. God, who wants to fuck Mewtwo? I bet there's...

Let's look it up. I bet there's Porno. I bet there's Mewtwo Porno. I want there's porno. Oh, yeah. There's Mewtwo porno. I want a wine and dine God of War. I want to get those those big rock ones that look like testicles. What's those ones? Geodude. Yeah, I want to fuck Geodude. Yeah, fuck Geodude.

I want to fuck Ansak Geodude. Yeah. One of the oldest questions of Pokemon is would you rather get a Resty from Geodude or a Blowjob from Charmander? Hmm. I think Geodude just because it'd be firm. Yeah, Death Grippe. Yeah, and that's part of that. You know, I feel like with when you're getting a Risty part of the the the The trouble that you get into is that there isn't enough sort of pressure. You know, they're too ginger. Cause I can understand the ginger nature of it because you don't want to hurt the other person, but just great.

Do you know, just, just get a hold of it. Just grab it and like, you mean it. Like you're angry with it. You know what I mean? like you're angry with it, you know what I mean? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is hard. This is so hard. Just remember, like, this is a movie that nearly no one's heard of for a reason. And it's just a synopsis, you know, just throw it together. I mean, you could really have written this synopsis for your new short film. Or could you?

But do remember it all comes down to this. There's a lot riding on this, David. I'm just going back through the emails about the, um, about, uh, you've been on the show. I definitely said it was for this show. You did say it was for the show. Oh my goodness. The thing that I got from it. I'll see if we can.

But it's, I mean, it doesn't, it doesn't worry me. I just, I was just like, Oh no. Yeah. David thought that you're going to be your rep's going to be furious. Nah, nah, no, I was just like, oh no. Yeah. David thought that he was going to be on. Your rep's going to be furious. Nah, nah, they'll be. This is, this is more fun. I've had such a fun time. It doesn't have as much reach, but it's still fun.

And all the reaches, just good people. Whereas there's some real scumbags. Scumbags over here. That's what I was going to do. Go on. This has been so fun. That's what I was mouthing to you before. Then I remember the time.

I know. Yeah. I know. I'm ready. I'm done. This is. David's is going to be crap. It's going to be a piece of crap. Just look for the crap one. It'll stand out. Look for's going to be a piece of crap. Just look for the crap one. It'll stand out. Look for the one that's a piece of crap. Hmm

You guys ever moon hmm, you know feeling like you're not feeling well. You just like a good moan. Oh, yeah No, that's That's a sex one Yeah, I'm just talking you're feeling sick that you got a sore tummy you go I love it makes me feel so much better. Oh, I'll never do that. Yeah, what's your much else? You're Oh, what's the matter? Yeah. What's in my shell with syrup? What? Maybe that's what he was going for.

That's a gasp. That's not a moan, David. Yeah, see? Yeah, that's how it feels better just hearing it. I was so, yeah, crook over New Year's around that time. And it was like just during the moans that was a bit of relief. And it was, you know, 24 hours I just

And now 24 hours of mat moaning, that's really helpful to get to sleep does this count as a moan No, no, that's that. What is that? That's like a paying or like What is that? That's like a pang or like a... Yeah, what is the word for that? What do you call that? A moan is outwards A, it's like an exhale. A moan is voiced. I feel. You got to be on voice for a moaning. Ah! No, that's not...

You know what I said? You got to be on voice. That's... You got to take the breath out. Oh, yeah. Ah! Yeah, OK. Well, that's still... That's more of an ah. That's... Yeah, that's a... to take the breath out. Oh, yeah. Ah. Yeah. OK. Well, that's still that's more of an ah. That's the yeah, that's you're the dentist. Yeah. But yeah, I think I think they've done a disservice. The people who came up with words to have the moan meaning both pleasure and pain.

You know, I think that they could really use a different word. Wow. Do you think? No. No, I completely disagree. Moaning, moaning sexy should be upwards the academics of moaning rather than the sort of the all the tools. Where it's all practical kind of guy. Mine's all theory. You're the architect, I'm the builder.