Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 137 - Cameron James, Chris Parker and Harry Jun

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

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Hey mates, it's me the titular Matt Stewart here in the year 2025 letting you know that I'm going to be in Perth this weekend, the 2nd and 3rd of May doing my show Bad Boy at the Perth Comedy Festival. And then I'm doing a bunch of other stuff as well. I'm going to the UK to do a little Who Knew It and Bad Boy tour this September. And I'm booking in a bunch of other spots around the place between here and the end of the year. If you wanna find out if I'm coming to your town, sign up for the mailing list at matstewittcomedy.com. It's a little orange button there, and you'll be the first to know. Cannot wait to see you out and about. Perth this weekend, and then the world.

Let me know if you want me to come to your town as well. You can let us know by following at whonewitpod on Instagram, Facebook, et cetera, and drop me a line. Anyway, let's get on with the show. Welcome to who knew it with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart. Our first guest starred in the film, the Emu War. It's Cameron James. Oh, I did too.

Yeah, nice credit. Thanks for pulling that. No worries. Hey, you're a film man. I'm now officially a movie star. Yeah. Yeah. Our second guest this week is the co-creator

of the TV series, Double Parked. It's Chris Parker. That's me. I'm not a star. TV star. I'm behind the camera. me. I'm a I'm not a I'm not a star. TV star. I'm behind the camera. Yeah. I'm a behind the scenes kind of guy.

I've always have been always will be. I love how it works. I love the machine. I love the cogs and wheels. I think don't put me out. I don't want to be in the limelight. I want to be turned in the limelight on. You like wearing theatre blacks.

Oh yeah. I like to play it low. Having a little headset on. Running around with coffee. I love psoriasis. I love being in the middle. Running around with coffee, I love psoriasis. I love being in the middle of a conversation with someone and then zoning out because you can hear another voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love that. I love having a big inbox filled with emails and then a reply to it. Everyone else said it's like, this is a really chatty crew member. This guy fucking goes on. Our third guest this week was okay. Moosehead is... I would have said it. What is the Moosehead? Is that for...

It's like a grant that the Comedy Fest gives you to... they go, hey, here's a bit of money, make a great show. And I did. Yeah. Half of that. I took the money. I took the money. I took the money.

I took the money. I took the money. I took the money. I took the money. I took the money. I took, here's a bit of money, make a great show. And I did. Yeah. Half of that. Oh.

I took the money. Congratulations. You made a great show, Harry. But it's a nice work in behind the scenes, I could really platform it. I don't tell them when I can spot it. So the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question, our contestants have to write

a convincing fake answer. I then read out their answers, well as the real the real one left to guess which one is correct and The first question comes from two listeners actually they sent this in Independently Jim Bates from Sackets Harbor in New York and tomorrow pots from Perth Western Australia and the question is What does the word smell fungus mean? To two of your listeners sent in the exact same question. Yeah independently from different parts of the world Two of your listeners sent in the exact same question. Yeah. What? Independently, from different parts of the world.

At the same time. What's wrong with your listeners? They're so smart. Yeah, obviously they're really smart, but that is also psychotic. What's going on between- we should investigate those two. They've got chemistry. Yeah, they've got a lot of chemistry. Let's hook them up. I'd love them to have sex.

Easily. Give them a hug. I've got to witness it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For my studies. Yeah. You are a scientist of sorts. Yeah, I'm a sex scientist.

Yeah. I like to pay a lot of attention to other people's root patterns. Well, you keep, you know, doing those live streams of your anthropology courses. Yeah. Yeah. Is this one word? It is one word. Can you spell it for me?

It's yes, but it is what you're probably picturing. S-M-E-L-L-F-U-N-G-U-S. Smell fungus. Smell fungus. Where's the emphasis? Is it sma fungus? Oh, I don't know. Where would you put it? I'll put it on the fungus, yes. Yeah, smell fungus.

While you're writing your answers. I'll let the listeners know how the scoring works. So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant and another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way I'm also playing as the house and I've put in two of my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question writers and I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. So each of us can score up to three points per round which seems fair but the probability actually favors me, the house. And the house always

wins though if you've listened to previous episodes you'll know that is not necessarily the case. Anyway, most of our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via patreon.com slash digwompod, linked in the show notes. Can we also guess who wrote which answer? Yeah, if you want to. Hell yeah. Do we get points for that or is that just- You can. That has happened in the past. This game is very malleable.

I love that. If I'm using that word right? Yeah you are. Okay great. Use that one. Okay. Malleable. Smell fungus.

A malleable podcast. Smell fungus. The answer for question number one, what does smell fungus mean? Here are your options. An amateur mycologist who works with fungi such as moulds, yeast and mushrooms. Option one. Option two. Someone who finds fault in everyone and everything.

A whiner. Option three. It's part of the dendrite structure along the neurological pathways of the brain. Camera that one. Too many big words. Camera that one. Yeah, you know, that was you. Dendrite.

I don't think so. That one is a loser and shouldn't be a comedian. Well, I guess I'll have to wait and see. I guess I'll have to wait and see. Even if it was Collins himself, the dictionary guy. All right. Option four. An 18th century word for a truffle hunting pig. A gay man, guys. Come on. We call them gay men now.

Yeah, so this was an 18th century term. Truffle hunting pig. Option five, a spotted mushroom known for its cytropic uses. Cytropic uses. Or finally, it's when you smell fungus you dumb fucks. Oh, okay that was you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's cat.

Fuck has been in everyone of your answers. I'm not putting fuck in every answer, guys. I just did it twice before, but that doesn't mean there's a pattern. Just because I've done it 100% of the time. Doesn't mean that it's statistically likely to be me. And the first two times was weeks ago. So many weeks ago. And I haven't showered since then.

You had that horrific run at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. You've come back here. Are people still talking about what I did? We're all talking about it. I don't know about you, but... You had that horrific run of the Melbourne Comedy Festival. You've come back here. Are people still talking about what I did? Yeah, we're all talking about it. Yeah, okay. I started screaming on stage. It's amazing we let you back.

Truffle hunting pig over and over again. You apologised to my community. Yes. What do you think, Cam? Oh, um... I actually do think it might be the truffle hunting pig. Yep. Want to lock that in?

Well, only because I can't remember the other ones. Okay. No. We have the amateur mycologist who works with fungi. You've got someone who finds fault in everything and everyone, a whiner. The part of the dendrite structure along the neurological pathways of the brain. The loser one. Truffle hunting pig, spotted mushroom known for its site-tropic uses, or it's when you

smell fungus, you dumb fucks. Oh, okay. Ah, shit. Um, it's either the, um, the, it's not the dumb fucks one, the other two. No, I'm just going to go with the truffle hunting pig. Alright, truffle hunting pig for Cam. That's probably wrong. What is?

I'm thinking the other one. It's too late. You're taking your head. I've had regrets. Like as if you can't just change it. It's locked in. What do you think Chris? I'm going to go for the person that finds fault in everything.

I think, you know, it's slang. It's not like a, yeah, like you're, you're dingus. You smell fungus. Yeah. Piece of shit. Fungus. Locked in. That leaves Harry.

Mycologist is a big word. Yeah it is. Is it as big as dandrite structure? Oh that's two words. Don't worry about that. Forget what I just said. What? It said psychotropic?

What's the thing? Psychotropic. It's a spotted mushroom. Yeah. Oh yeah. Sure. Sm smell fungus is the mushroom. Okay, you've said three different ones, but that's one here. I want to cover all bases. Well, I can't pick three. I think it's all five of them. Locomolin. I get them all wrong. So you're going psytropic? The micro... That's aro-micro-micro- That's a different one.

Oh is it? What's that? So one's a CyTropic. Go for the dumb fucks one. And there's one. I may as well. Yeah, just like a dumb fuck. And then you got the amateur mycologist who works with fungi. Or a kind of mushroom known for its CyTropic uses. Oh sorry, that's the one I wanted to.

The CyTropic. Yes, CyTropic. Alright, locked in. Here's our answers. It's when- Oh, did you want to guess who did what? Dendrite. No, I'm going to leave it. I don't know. Do that in a later round. Let us know later round.

Yeah, yeah. I'm shy now. I'm not used to being in the spotlight, you see. Yeah, you're behind the scenes. I usually produce podcasts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're BTS. You got the cool shoes. I'm crew. You're crew. It's when you smell fungus, you're behind the scenes. I usually produce podcasts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're BTS. Yeah, BTS. You got the cool shoes.

I'm crew. You're crew. It's when you smell fungus, you dumb fucks. In brackets, please say all of this. That was Chris. Yeah. Oh, are you trying to fuck with me right now? Yeah, that's clever.

Interesting. I'm playing mind games in every episode I do. Yeah, you're a mind game expert. It's part of the dendrite structure. This is the one that Chris, what did you say? Whoever wrote this is a loser. Yeah, that's Harry. You know dendrite structure?

I do. Oh, you should get out of comedy and get into science. They kicked me out of science. You're too smart. You're wasted on this. I thought you, I saw star potential and now I see brain potential. The amateur mycologist, that was Jim, okay, the house. I do like that you, when you say loser,

you mean someone who could make it in science. Yeah, someone who might change the world. When you are a loser, cause you do comedy for a living, losers are people who have made it and have made smart contributions to society. So it's a relative term. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's malleable. Yeah. It's malleable. Purpose fit. Much like this podcast. Harry went for the mushroom known for its site tropic uses. That was Cam James. Fuck you. What you guys?

Site tropic? I feel like site tropic is site tropic. Someone's on psychedelics. Someone's on psychedelics. I actually wrote psychotropic. That's what I thought. Oh yes. I bit my tongue the entire time. Don't mind you, I was seething. I deserve half a point. That's what threw me. I'll give you half.

I'll give you just a half though, man. Because it's your first time. You be my trip guide please, right? I'm so nervous. Then what else do we have? We had, Okam went for the truffle hunting pig, that was Tamara. The question right, okay, the house. Fuck you Tamara.

Meaning that Chris is correct, that someone finds fault in everyone and everything. I think I'm so good at this game. It's crazy. Ego is going crazy right now. Kind of fucked up. How did you get- you've gotten every single one. Ego, man. Even from a couple weeks ago. I can't remember that.

It was too long ago. Oh shit. I think when you're not so focused on, you know, being out there, being a comedian, and you're more focused on the inner workings of how a podcast works, then your brains- That's right. It's because workings of how a podcast works than your brains. That's right. It's because I'm more of a left-hand brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whereas I'm so creative. So far with your Cytropics. Yeah, yeah, I'm so high right now. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's fucked your brain. Yeah, I'm fucked. Well, you'll be able to use your science brain here, which is good.

Because question two comes from Ian Irving from Carrick Fergus in North Island. Yeah, I'm fucked. Well, you'll be able to use your science brain here, which is good, because question two comes from Ian Irving from Carrick, Fergus in North Ireland. And the question is, what is the name of the largest species of cockroach? What is the name of the largest species of cockroach? You just could have come up with a name for a cockroach. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info on smell fungus. Jim writes smell fungus is the name given by Lawrence Stern to a character in his novel A Sentimental Journey Through France and Italy written in 1768. The character name became a general term for any grumbling traveller or general

fault finder. And Tamara adds, a novelist Stern modelled his character Smellfungus after traveller and author Tobias Smollett, who complained about almost everything in his 1766 travel book, travels through France and Italy. Smollett. One of the things you said in there was, um, two words side by side, General Fault Finder, and that gave me an idea for a character. Yeah. General Fault Finder. For a book I'm writing. Alright, the answers are in for question number two. What is the name of the largest species of cockroach?

Here are your options. Big dog. Daddy dangerous. Megaloblada longy penis. Chris Parker. Julius Roachus. Guys, don't peck on the crew. I get it. Guys, don't pick on the crew.

I get it, you're all talented. This is why comedians and stars have such a bad reputation. You treat us behind the scenes guys like shit. I'm running to get you coffee orders. You're throwing my name into this round. Or the final option, Beefy Boy. Wow, they're all of a similar pool. I'm a fake.

Big Dog is fucking awesome. Can you go again? Big Dog, Daddy Dangerous, Megaloblatter Longy Penis. Come on. Chris Parker. Come on. Phileas Roaches or Beefy Boy. They could all be fake. Yeah. They could all be fake. Yeah, it could all be fake. They all sound the same. Sorry, you have to do them one more time. You can cut it out of the podcast.

Big Dog. Yeah. Daddy Dangerous. OK. Megaloblada Longy Penis. Chris Parker. Phileas Roaches or Beefy Boy. Okay. Oh, what do you, you look like you, fuck yeah. Why are you doing maths now?

I've created a system on my fingers that isn't helpful. Yeah, if anything it's confusing. You look like an agreeable like rock fan. Yeah. Thumbs up. You do that from the crowd? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you do well. This is only-

I'm not this rock and roll guys. Play more of it. Play more rock and roll. For the people who are just listening, I've counted them on my fingers and put down the ones that are wrong and I've ended up with, yeah, the rock hand on one hand and a thumbs up on the other. Yeah. Anyway.

That's your go, Chris. What are you thinking? Keep them private. Yeah. Anyway, Chris, what do you think? I'm tossing up between the first two, big dog and. What's the other one? Daddy dangerous. Daddy dangerous. Big dog or dad. I just wouldn't want to presume that this cockroach is because it's big is dangerous.

You know? Well, yeah. That's just sort of stereotyping here. dangerous you know well yeah it's just sort of stereotyping here but then have they gone ahead and called a species of cockroach after another animal that seems so crazy but then it is possible right hmm they do they do do that in like there's like bull ants yeah exactly that's what I'm thinking but a big dog I'm gonna go fuck and watch out for the beat that's what I'm talking about. But a big dog? I'm gonna go with a big dog. Fuck and watch out for the big, that's so confusing.

I'm going with the big dog. I'm going for daddy dangerous. Daddy dangerous. I always like a daddy. Okay. What about a dangerous one? Yeah, hell yeah. Okay.

What do you think Harry? What was the last one? Beefy boy. Beefy boy bug.y boy bugged. I mean, I gotta. You gotta go beefy boy? It's nice because it makes you think about a cockroach having muscles. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Swall. That turns you on? Well, I mean, as a straight man, I prefer a cockroach with huge tits. Oh my god. Just big fucking bolt-ons. Just swoll. Yeah, big thight cat. I just can't kill it guys, get me a cup, let me save her. Yeah, let me save her.

A bug's life just got R18. A bug's wife. There's nothing hotter than a wife, right? Oh my god, I'm a wife guy. You are a wife guy. Yeah, so, my God. What do you think, Cam? I also was leaning towards beefy boy,

but I think I'm gonna look in Chris Parker. I don't know, you've been on before. You remember the rule about not being able to pick... Pick your own one! Laughter Out immediately! Laughter Laughter

I love how you played that, you're like, mmm... Laughter Whoever wrote that, so good! Really funny, you know what I mean? Alright, I'll go beefy boy then. If you're not allowed to put your own in. Damn it. He's the one that wrote the answers.

Chris Parker was Cam. Phileas Roachis. That was Harry. No. Was a big penis. He made it, yeah. Don't be like that. I leant towards it, but then I thought, nah,

let's pick one of the wilder ones. Yeah. Yeah. Which first instinct was your own? Yeah. And then you copied me. Yeah. Yeah.

Big dog was Chris. I like the way you played that. Yeah, thank you. I could, I just thought- There's been a gameplay there. Bring it up in conversation casually. Yeah. I didn't expect such a, like, a cerebral experience for this fucking game, but like, you know. There's been a game play there. Bring it up in conversation casually. Yeah. I didn't expect such a, like, a cerebral experience

for this fucking game. But like, you've gone so far ahead. Oh yeah, I'm always thinking on the outside. It's just, again. That's crew shit. Just crew stuff. Crew shit. Daddy Dangerous, which Chris went for,

was actually Ian, the question writer. Okay, the house. Huge. Dammit. And I'm afraid that Harry and Cam went for Beefy Boy, which was also the house. So the house absolutely cleaned up that round. The correct answer was Megaloblada Longy Penis. That was the right one.

That was the right one. And we can see now what they did. They picked that one because it sounded funny and fake. And that's fucked with us and that's really disrespectful. These people should be producing podcasts, if anything. Yeah, they should be working on this shit. They should be working on how to twist things. They should be producing TV. Yeah, they should produce fuck podcasts.

General... Yeah. What's his name? General Fault Finder. General Fault Finder. Hand it over to them, I'm done. Maybe I can't step into the role. Yeah, I think you should.

All right, here's question number three. It comes from Harry Green from Cows on the Real Life. From what? From Cows? Harry Green from Cows? Harry Green from Cows. Okay. Okay.

Yeah, okay. Who's next? Tom Monkey from Jungle? Pretty straightforward. This answer is from Matt Stewart from podcast. Harry, a real person. And their question is, what was the professional wrestling character that Mike Halleck portrayed in his WWF debut in December of 1994.

So you need the name of the wrestling character and a brief description of their gimmick or, you know, costume or whatever. What year was it? 1994. What was the professional wrestling character name and brief description of the gimmick? And while you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more about Megaloblada longy penis.

According to Ian, they are from Peru, Ecuador, Panama, and nightmares. It holds the Guinness record for the largest cockroach and is about the size of a human palm. I'm gonna have a look at this guy. Megaloblada. Oh my God. Longy penis.

It is, yeah, Jesus. Oh, too big. Gee whiz. That's a big dog. Flip it over, let's see what's going on on the other side. Let's have a look at the undercarriage. All right, answers are in for question number three. What was the professional wrestling character

that Mike Halleck portrayed in his WWF debut in December of 1994? The evil gardener, Ricky Rose. He would cheat to win by spraying pollen into the eyes of his opponents from his evil bouquet of flowers. Option one, option two. Superb man.

A very on the nose parody of Superman. So on the nose in fact, that the WWF was sued by DC Comics. Oh, come on. Legal action there. Option three, Mantoor. A half man, half minator creature that would walk into the ring mooing like a cow. Sorry, I have to leave, I'm too turned on.

Do you have a bathroom around here? That's a pro. Option 4. Pete Jones. A normal guy who would wrestle in a white t-shirt and jeans. Okay. Option 5. Mike Fallick. Huge dong. Big bush. It's like a short poem. Yeah. Mike who?

My mother was a fish. That's a callback to a couple of weeks ago. You're welcome. Yeah. Go back into the arcodes and listen to it. Yeah. Or finally, Big Cuck Man. He sat in the corner of the ring and watched other people wrestle. Cams.

You look away, you look at your phone as your own ring. I'm gonna internet out now. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just looking at my phone because I'd like to play my I guessed who wrote the answer card. I'm booking a restaurant for later to celebrate my win, my inevitable win. Alright, Harry, you get first crack here. I reckon the Rose dude.

Evil Gardener, Ricky Rose. Cause of the alliteration of the name and shit. Oh yeah, yeah. All right. They love that. Locking that in for Harry. What do you think, Cam? I actually liked Ricky Rose as well.

I think Ricky Rose is. Gonna lock in Ricky Rose. Leaves just you, Chris. I also, no, imagine it is gonna look in Ricky Rose leaves just you, Chris. I also know imagine. I would like to lock in that cam wrote the cuck answer. Yeah. And I'm going to go with, you know what? Let's go.

And I reckon Harry wrote the superb man. Okay. Oh, but why? Let's explore that. I don't know why. I just, I think it'd be fun. Which leaves me with, I'm not going to go for Ricky Rose. So what's left? Not my one. You've got so don't give me that Jones and mentor or mentor. I'm gonna fall like mentor or mentor for Chris

Do either of you want to have a get for like, Chris is just going for- he's having a stab at two bonus points if either of you want to try that this year. Yeah, so I might steer away from Ricky Rose then even though I do like Ricky Rose. So Pete Jones is yours. Oh my god, that is so funny. Yes. What was the other one? What was the other one?

Oh, because now you know. So now it was the other one? That's a- What was the other one? Oh, cause now you know. So now it's a- Are you all fully just eliminating Z- So now it's um, fuck I've forgotten the other one. Come on then. There's- This game ever had higher stakes.

I know what this one is. I don't know. I don't know. I know what your one is. Oh yeah, there's Mantor, there's Superb Man. There's Mike Fallick. Cuck Man. Cuck Man.

Which you wrote. Which is Mike. Oh, Harry, you've got a real opportunity to get a couple of points here when you guess who wrote. Well, yeah. I can't believe he can change his answer. Wait, I think it's been locked in. Oh, come on.

Chris has called it. That's fine. That's locked in. But who do you think- what do you think Chris wrote? What do you think Harry wrote? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you admitted to Pete Jones. It could be a mind game. Yeah, true. You're a mind game expert, as I've already said.

It doesn't make sense. I'm not a mind game expert. What are you, a sex expert? A shoe expert. And a sex expert. I've got two mind game expert. I mean, what are you, a sex expert? A schrexpert. And a sex expert. I've got two things going on. Um, shit. I can't remember what the other ones were.

Superb man. Min-min-man-a-tor. Mantor, Pete Jones, Mike Fallick, Big Cuck Man, Ricky Rose. You might be Mantor. You might have come up with Mantoor. That's what I'm going to say. All right. And what do you think, Harry?

What do you think? Did you think that they're both telling the truth or lying about the ones they've admitted to writing? Cam is definitely copying. There's no doubt about it. Okay. Because he went as close to fuck as he could. And then he just changed the letter.

And what do you think about Chris? Do you think? It could be a mind game, couldn't it? Yeah, it could be. But Pete, yeah, I reckon Chris... Oh fuck, Chris could have done Randy Rose. But that's the one I chose. Yeah.

So I can't pick that one. Yeah, yeah. You have fallen for me many times. You've also, you've punched it up from Ricky Rose to Randy Rose. Which I think is better. That is better. Yeah, Randy Rose is good. Can we change that?

Can I leave to the bathroom again? I think, can I say that Chris wrote Superb Men? Cause he flung that over. Yeah, so you think Chris is lying about having Well the mind games, yeah, he's trying to Okay. Love this. And he also

It's like Survivor. Chris also guessed that you wrote Superb Men. Superb Men, that's what I'm saying. That's the mind game. Oh, he's double mind game. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love this cuz you're trying to get him Okay. Well, I Think some of you might be overthinking it now, but this is who wrote the answer. I actually have an immunity idol I'd like to change my answer to big cock man All right, so huge dong big bush aka Mike Fallick, that was Harry. Wow, interesting.

That was Mike Hallick? Was that the guy's name? Yeah, Mike, yeah, you're right. I thought you did great work there. And Huge Dog Big Bush is fantastic. It's just so efficient. Big Bush. Yeah, Big Bush coming out of the Lycra, fantastic. It's just so efficient. That's so good. Big Bush. Yeah, Big Bush coming out of the Lycra. Fantastic. Love that.

Superb Man was the questioner on Harry, OK, the house. Oh, wow. So you were you were almost right. You got a Harry. You got a Harry. That's what I meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Evil Gardener, Ricky Rose was also written by Harry. He's obviously a obviously a wrestling guy. Yeah, he knew what he was talking about. Evil Gardener Ricky Rose was also written by Harry. He's obviously a wrestling guy. He knew what he was talking about.

Big Cuck Man was Cam. That's me. I don't remember writing that. I was blacked out. Yeah. Pete Jones was Chris. I was honest. Interesting.

Once in this game. Honest Chris. And that means the correct answer. Chris got it right. It is Mantor. Are you kidding? Wow. Wow.

So this is a complicated round for scoring. You're a fucking nerd. You're the loser that you were cheating on earlier on. How do you get it all? You're a fucking doctor. I'm hot. I play tennis and I'm good at games. I'm a great crew member. I'm a people person. I'm the best boy. I'm good at games. What did I say? Great crew member. Great crew member.

I'm a people person. Best boy. I know how to network. Yeah, you're networking right now. Yeah, absolutely. So, oh man, there's points all over the shop here with the bonus points. It's taking me a second to figure it out. We're from our sponsors.

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We won't write it down. A cockroach ate it, it's a mummy penis. So everyone scored points that round. Cam and Harry got one and the house and Chris got two apiece. So now after three rounds, the halfway mark, Harry's on one, Cam's on two, Chris on three, but out in front on six points it's the house. Here's question number four, comes from Jamie Alcantara from... Jamie's saying they're from the Kingdom of the Moles, which feels like that.

If you thought the last one sounded fake. No, that sounds legit. Yeah, OK. Yeah, I'm not going to question it. Any of these Star Wars fans? I've seen some of them. I've seen one of them. Well, you might you might have an advantage here. The question is, what is the name of the Quarren pirate character

in the TV show Star Wars Skeleton Crew? So you've got to come up with a Star Wars character name, who's a Quarren pirate character. Chris, are you trying to access a memory? No, I'm just like, what? This is so much work. Are you turned on or something? What's going on? Can't it be like, name a gay man?

Name a gay man in pop culture. Name a gay man you know. Chris, I can make that up. Chris, you could definitely, I mean- John Gay. I feel like you could definitely answer that question here and it would work. Okay, what was that? It's basically just come up with, you know, Star Wars characters are always- But it's from the TV shows.

Yeah. And what is it again? It's a Quarren pirate. A Quarren- Quarren, I believe, is the species of alien. And it's from the TV show. Yeah. And what is it again? That's a Quarren pirate. A Quarren? Quarren, I believe, is the species of alien. And it's their name. And it's also a pirate. Yeah. So it's just, you know, it's just a gibberish name, basically.

Sure. OK. While you're writing your answers, here's more info about this wrestler. This is according to RD Reynolds for the website WrestleCrap. He says he was the laughing stock of the entire wrestling industry, Mantoor. His name, Mantoor. What wrestling fan in their right mind is going to think, wow this guy does look menacing? Yes, Mantoor actually wore a big furry head and he wore it out into the ring complete with horns, but the mask slash headgear was so tall that he had to look out through

the mouth hole to see where he was going. But sadly, he didn't wrestle with the gear on, he would remove it. But then the fun would begin. He would actually act like a bull in the ring. He'd pace around, shuffle his hooves slash feet and charge at his opponent. And he would also moo like a cow. Pretty, pretty sick. All right, while you're still running your answers, let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back and the answers are in for question number four.

What is the name of the Quarren pirate character in the TV show Star Wars Skeleton Crew? Here are your options. Quado. Rancoco Biggins. Phalap. Glurb. Sargon Disnart. Gams Pabley. Cute.

Gams Pabley. I actually hooked up with a gay man called Gams Pabley. That's weird. It's crazy. That is wild. Super weird. Gams Fadays. Big ol' Gams. That's weird. It's crazy. That is wild. That's super weird. What are the odds of that? Gams for days.

Big ol' Gams. Never miss GAM day at the gym. We're back to you, Cam. What do you reckon? Can I hear them again, please? Sure. Quado. Rankoko Biggins. Farlap.

Glurb. Sargon Deez Nats. Or Gams Pabli. Like they have stupid names in those shows, but they're not like suck on these nuts. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, you're wrong. Oh, you're wrong. But they are stupid. No, I hadn't, I might be pronouncing that weird. It doesn't look at all like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe. Spell it out. S-A-H-G-O-N-D-I-Z-N-A- apostrophe-A-T-S. Like it? Sargundies. Sargundies nuts. Sargundies nuts, sorry. Sarg... Oh my god. Sorry, I've been making it sound a bit raunchy. George Lucas having a bit of fun in there. Sargundies.

Sargundies. Sargundies. Nats. No, I don't think you can say it in a word. No matter which way you spin it, it's stuck on these nuts. What's the first one again? Quato. Okay. I mean, I'm at, I'm putting probably too much for an Australian. Quato.

Yeah, Quato. Sounds like he's on the radio. And... Now being Quato. Quato and Whipper. And what's the last one? Quatu maybe. Quato. Quato and Whippa. Yeah, and what's the last one? Quatu maybe. Quatu? Quato?

Last one, Gams Pabli. Don't forget Glurb. And Farlet, oh Farlet by the way isn't spelled like the horse. It's F-A-R-L-A-P. It's still not that one. It's the first or the last one. And what are all Gams Pabli? And I'm going to lean towards. Or it is Glurb because fucking hell.

No, I'm going, I'm looking in Gams. Gams? Gams. All right, Gams Pabli for Cam. Gams Pabli. Gams Pabli. Maybe that's why Iabley. For cam. Cams Pabley? Cams Pabley. Maybe that's why I like it so much.

It's a really nice name actually. Look at this star name. Oh, Cams Pabley. Hey guys! Are you feeling saucy? Who's feeling saucy tonight? I'm Cams Pabley. Alright, what else? This is all new Generally that would be really good I'll see what else

Generally that would be see that's really good What do you think Chris? I'm a games peddly guy myself to indeed me right from the moment I heard okay couple of games. I'm feeling so What do you think Harry What do you think Harry? Maybe a good spit take. I haven't done a spit take, a genuine spit take maybe ever in my life. I've seen it in movies. Yeah. I feel like I'm a movie star.

It doesn't matter. He's always such a good crew member. Oh my gosh. He pushes you up. It's always the ones who are funny. Yeah. If you get the crew laughing, you know you're doing a good job. What do you reckon Harry?

Yeah, I'll go with Glurb. Glurb. Okay, Glurb for Harry. Here's who wrote the answers. Sargondy's Nats. That was Harry. That's really good. Yeah, that was good.

It's really good. It fully looks like a, I'm like, that's a, you know, some sort of alien name from one of those shows for sure. To make sure that like you would read it like how I wanted you to read it. That's not, I'm trying to not read it like that. No, you know, you read it exactly. Sargon-diz, nads. Stop saying that, it's turning me on.

Quado, which Cam was leaning towards, but then he remembered the rule, you can't pick your own. He's trying a slight of hand there. A little tried, I tried. Rancoco Biggins, that was written by the question writer, Jamie, aka The House. Mmm, interesting. Fala was written by Chris and I thought that is how you spelt the horse's name as well is that with a pH yeah like the slang fat yeah

yeah and that was was fat yeah really big rump yeah so good also fast as you always see it from behind yeah I love to watch her run away. Is it a guy or a girl? Guy, I think. Yeah. Well, I'm gay for that. What a way to find out. All right. And that's more Gams Papley gear. Yeah, true. Yeah. But apparently,

they, its owners realised that the last winners of big races had an extra letter in their name, so that's why they changed it to PH. Oh really? Yeah. It's like a great New Zealand legend. A legend of the game from New Zealand. That horse. That horse.

Yeah, I've seen his bones. Yeah, yeah. Not so much of a legend now. Yeah, but Melbourne's got the skin. Really? And I think Canberra's got the heart. That's disgusting. What? That's what. Do you mean it?

That's what I want once I die. What? I want my skin going somewhere. Your hair and nails and somewhere else. My teeth somewhere. Each tooth, different state. Okay, so Gams Pably. Kam and Chris went for that.

I'm afraid that was the house. Damn it. Meeming. Harry is correct. It is Glurb. Glurb. Glurb. God, they really phoned it in. Yeah.

They're just in the room being like, come on guys, one name for a pirate. Someone's like, oh, just call it Glurb and can we go for lunch? Yeah, totally. Yes. Yeah, it is. That is a definite phone in for sure. All right. Two questions to go. This one comes from Matt Rowe from Stanmore in New South Wales.

The question is, what was the headline of a Miami Standard News article on the 21st of January, 2025, earlier this year? Just need a headline from a Miami Standard News report from January, 2025. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Glurb. According to Star Wars fandom, Glurb was a Quarren pirate who served in the crew

of Captain Silvo during the era of the New Republic. He saved his earnings to one day buy a Glowweed plantation, a fact that was widely known among his comrades. He had brown skin, black eyes and was missing the ends of his outer left and inner right face tentacles. Glurb wore a brown jacket with a yellow life support box on his chest and a black scarf. He had golden bangs around several of his tentacles and golden piercings in his gills. According to Jamie, Glurb's only notable things are his desire to own a farm and being brutally exploded by lightning Actually, that's not a spoiler

Oh my god, the answers are in oh It's good stuff. This is all good stuff I have a feeling we're not trying anymore Chris Parker fucks hands heavily. To death. While General Faultfinder fucks. Do a camera on that one? All right.

Here are the answers or here are the options for question number five. What was the headline of the Miami Standard News 21st of January, 2025? Doug Johnson dead. Local landscaper should have died before he dug. That's option one. Option two, exclusive. Hottest Trump appointees revealed.

Hottest Trump appointees revealed. Hottest Trump appointees revealed. Exclusive. Exclusive. Extra. Extra. No one else has run that. Yeah, yeah.

You can't call her, Nick. Can you? Option three, Miami woman gives birth in sunbed. Option four, naked man caught streaking through Miami aquarium. Option five, Florida woman arrested after deputies find drugs in bag labeled, definitely not a bag full of drugs or finally local man does yeah finally local man does longest fart ever It's definitely you, Ken.

I labored over it. I had so many extra words in there and I cut it down. It's exclusive. I love that. Also, I was watching you as soon as you finished typing, you were like, anyway, snake oil. Sorry, just going to send this off quickly. Longest fart ever. Anyway, what were we talking about? Alright Chris, what do you think? I'm sorry, I felt guilty. I was like, God, I haven't put any effort into this. I think that's fantastic. And if I got through it, I think maybe they would have considered it. So maybe I have screwed the pooch there. I might have. Hopefully not literally.

I think the first two don't sound maybe like headlines. Once he's exclusive. What was the first one? Doug Johnson dead. Oh yeah. I don't know if they go with the name. Yeah, who's that? They don't.

Yeah. He's a big local landscaper in Miami, I guess. I think this is. We have celebrity landscapers. We only have Jamie Jury. Jim's mowing. Scotty Cam. Yeah so Doug Johnson might be Miami's Scotty Cam. For me this is a two-board race between Miami woman birth and some dead thing and man running through naked. Streging through the aquarium. I'm gonna go with aquarium. Aquarium.

What is a sunbed? I believe it's like a day bed. I think it's like a tanning bed. Tanning bed. Okay, that's a much more interesting headline. Yeah, maybe. Okay. Sunbed, yeah, tanning salon.

Man, imagine having it. But why would you have it? Is Miami sunny? I don't know. Well, you gotta. Tanning salon. Man, imagine having it. But why would you have it? Is Miami sunny? I don't know. Well, you gotta hit the beach, you know. You gotta pre-tan. Pre-load.

Build that tan up. Especially for the baby. Get a good base. Yeah, for the baby. The baby's getting like... The mom's like, I'm not gonna give birth to a pale baby. Yeah, yeah. That'd be the laughing stock of Miami.

Really crank up those UV rays and just penetrate the belly. Yes get it in there Alright, so Chris has gone for the naked man. What are you thinking Harry? Well, obviously Cam did the fart one Maybe maybe it's a mind game. Yeah, which I mean that's you tried the money in my stomach didn't work at all I'm not really a mind game Out of my sleeve come on my show Cut that out Turn that up. Or a tune man.

If you could all let it tune that, that'd be nice. I am now a god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I've got all my sleeves tied. Come on, my shorty. Oh my god. Oh, shit.

Red hot. The third. What's the third one? The giving birth on sunbed. Yeah, sunbed. Sunbed. Right. Lock that in for Harry. Damn, I thought it might be sunbed too, but now I don't want to pick the same. Can I hear some other options, please? Yeah. Doug Johnson dead.

No. Hottest Trump appointee is revealed. Exclusive. Can I hear some other options? Yeah Doug Johnson dead. No, what is hottest Trump importer point? He's revealed exclusive Streaking man through the aquarium Drugs found in bag labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs. I'm looking that one. Oh, wait. Yeah, let me finish I'm sorry local man does longest part Whatever. Sheer. I forgot about that one.

Sheer. It does sound saucy. I want to go with the drugs one. I think that feels like fun Florida news. Alright great. Here's who wrote the answers. Doug Johnson dead. That was the house.

The house also wrote, Matt, the question writer in particular. If you are saying that I'm making up these question writers names, I've really found that one in- Nah, it's a mind game. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's another mind game. But he wrote the hottest Trump appointees review, so it was a bit of fun. This is going to blow some minds.

And assholes, a local man does as long as ever fart was Cam. Cam Spavely. Mind game. Cam Spavely. Gotcha. Gotcha. Cam's pebbly. Mind game. Game's pebbly. Gotcha. Gotcha. That's a saucy fart.

Harry went for Miami woman gives birth in Sunbeam. That was Chris. Sorry to do that to you once. You played that game again? I'm psycho. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He loved it. He loved it.

He just reeled Harry in. He falls for it every time. Yeah, you have fallen in. He falls for it every time. Every time. Yeah, you have fallen for the same trick. Literally every time. Every time he says it up to me first I'm like, oh Harry, you poor bastard. I noticed. You fall right into a trap. How did you do it?

I can't even remember what did you do. What did you say? I moved it down to two options. Oh my God. Mine and mine. And Harry was like, well, Chris is going that one, I'll go the other one. Is it going to work again? If it works again.

If it works again. If you want to run around then that is genius stuff. Another one? Another one. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Is it gonna work again? If it works again. If it works again. If you want to run around then that is genius stuff. Chris went for Naked Man Streaking. Well, this must feel good for Harry who wrote that one. Oh, you're going? I'm going to be back.

Oh my God. And that man's. Cam is correct. It is. Drugs fan in a bag. Like there's photos of us literally. This feels like classic Florida man news. Yeah, yeah.

Trying to hide in plain sight. Yeah. Best place to hide usually, but not in this case I'm afraid. 100%. So a point for Cam there, a point for Harry, and a point for Chris. And that brings us to the final round.

Unbelievable. And we always finish, this is gonna, I don't know Harry, if you're, we've got someone who works in front of the camera in the movie industry Someone who works behind the camera. Do you have a? cinematic role yourself understudy understudy This is playing in all three of your hands in because we finished with a movie synopsis question

This would be your longest answer Chris and Harry cam you too, but you have played with me just to, you do cut out the silences while we come up with things. Yes. Okay, great. Unless someone funny said then Connor chops it out and puts it in. I panic. I'm like, I'm trying to do gear while trying to come up with ideas. Yeah, some of that gear though, you know, that's good gear. I'm doing the first five from my show.

How's everyone going tonight? Oh yeah, sweet. What else? What else? What else? What else? How weird is this room? I only ever perform in a room that has this specific thing in this room. That's one of my things that I ask for. Sorry we started late.

Pam's family went on too long. Alright, so the question comes from Gregory Gritman from St Albans in the UK and the question is what is the synopsis of the 2000 Czech film Little Otick So you got to give us the Otick. Oh, oh TIK. I guess it's a Czech name Yeah, so there's a Czech film from the year 2000 called Little Otick and you got to give us the synopsis so it's probably like three or four sentences like a shortish paragraph and While your answers are being written Here's some more information about the drug bust. In fact, let me just read an article about it

This is widely reported and this is an article by Oriel Edie From Fox, Orlando. Brevard County, Florida. A Central Florida woman was arrested over the weekend on drug possession charges for the second time this month according to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office. During her most recent arrest, she was caught carrying drugs in a bag with the words, definitely not a bag full of drugs printed on it. What we know. Taron Ackery, 31, of Melbourne, Florida, I guess,

was booked into the- Sorry, can you shut up? Yeah. If you're not good at blocking out stuff, this would be brutal. Apologies Chris. No, no, keep going, keep going. That's good.

So she was booked for several drug-related charges including trafficking in meth, possession of methamphetamine with intent to sell and possession of drug paraphernalia. Deputies arrested her after pulling over a vehicle in which she was a passenger. The driver consented to a search of the vehicle asserting that nothing illegal should be inside. However, deputies discovered that Acri had several bags with her, one of which with the label definitely not a bag full of drugs. Among her belongings, including the ironically labelled bag, deputies discovered methamphetamine, needles, Narcan, digital scale, small baggies, cut straws and other drug-related items. This arrest came nearly two weeks after Ackery was detained during

another traffic stop on a similar charge. Jeez, that's unlucky it didn't stop. Multiple times. I thought America was the land of the free. Can't do anything anymore. Alright, answer in. Here's the final question. What is the synopsis for the 2000 Czech film Little Otick? First option. An infertile couple adopts a tree stump as their baby but as it quickly grows from a suckling stump into a man-eating monster, they lock it in the basement. There Otick becomes a favourite of a precocious little girl whose hobbies include reading

books on sexual dysfunction, warding off a local pedophile, and choosing which of the locals will become the beast's next meal. I think I've seen this. Yeah. That's option one. You've I've seen this. Yeah. That's option one. You've seen it? Yeah. Okay.

Option two, a dark comedy about a dysfunctional family on a road trip to their family holiday home to dispose of the ashes of their beloved pet dog. Along the way, they bicker, get lost, grow closer, and manage to upset a right-wing terrorist group who set their sights on the Otick family. Option 3. Based on a Czech fairy tale, Otick is a neighbourhood Rapscallion who just can't resist playing practical jokes on everyone in town, but one day his prank goes horribly

wrong and Otick must find a way to set things right or lose everyone he ever cared about Why are the stakes so high? He's a prankster He will lose everyone Yeah he will fucking lose everyone dude Why? That's option 3 Got your nose

You've lost your family. Your family's dead. That was the last time I saw anyone. Option four, a man and a woman fall in love, but he's a man and she's a fish. He's from Atlanta. She's from Atlantis. A classic tale of fantasy, romance and sunken treasure. And there are mermaids. And there are mermaids.

That's four. Option five. Is that Chris Barker? Just you wait. Option five. Little Otick may have been an underweight baby, but his appetite grows every day. Soon his parents can't afford to feed their baby or even fit him in the house. That's when the government gets involved, thinking they may have just found the perfect super weapon, an army of giant clone babies.

Or finally, Cam James does a big long fart. It smells good. We all love it. Oh, yeah. I didn't say three or four sentences and that ticked that off. Okay. Can you believe I had almost a completed one that I hated so much that I deleted it. Oh no.

I didn't just throw it there. I want to see the deleted one. I love the positive spin on it. It wasn't like, it's so disgusting. We all like it. Who's to say? Yeah. Yeah. It could be the one. It could be. So disgusting. We all like it. The movie is filled with... Who's to say? Yeah.

Yeah. It could be the one. It could be. I think it's a two-horse race. Okay. I think it's between. These fire-laps bones once. I'm obsessed with horses now.

Won't shut up about horse races. It's actually Harry's go first though, so you're not going to be able to fall into a trap this time Yeah, I know but that Cam James fart one's most promising That's one of the horses. Yeah, yes. It's one of the horses in this two horse race. Yeah What was the what was the the? The fairy tale-y one mmm the tree stump grew into a huge The fairy tale-y one? The tree stump? Grew into a huge man-eating monster? The one after that one?

Prankster? No, after Prankster. After Prankster... Cam James farts and you'll love it. Or the underweight baby who the army tries to get turned into a super weapon. No, isn't there a family one? A family one? A family one, yes.

It's a family road trip. The dark comedy about a dysfunctional family on a road trip. Yeah, I pick that. I pick that one. Chick, Little Miss Sunshine. Yeah. Oh, check Miss Sunshine. That's it.

Check Miss Sunshine. Lock that in? I lock it in. Alright, what do you think Cam? Uh, I liked Tree Stump. And Otick was the name of the kid. Yeah, right. Alright. It started losing me when it was like, he befriends a little girl who reads books about sexual dysfunction or something.

I was like, what? Keep it out of- that's a weird part of the movie. Keep it out of the synopsis. If I could just watch my edit of it. Was that the pedophile one? Yeah, yeah. Oh, hang on. I forgot there's a pedophile on it. You love her. No, I don't. I didn't say I forgot there's a pedophile on it. You love it. Is there?

What's the, no I don't. I didn't say I like that. You put it on record. I didn't say I like that. No, warding off a local pedophile. Oh, warding off. Oh yeah. It's a good pedophile story.

No. No. It's not beckoning in. It's a good pedophile story done good. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go with tree stump. All right. And that leaves just Chris.

I'm going for Chick, Dennis the Minnis. The prankster. Yeah. The prankster who might lose everyone. Yeah. Who ever cared about. All right. Answers are locked in.

Here's who wrote the answers. The camp James does a big long fart. It smells good. We all love it. Oh, that was Chris. Yeah. Surprised, surprised. Thanks for the shout out. Yeah. I know you got it in you. You named the character. Oh was Chris. Yeah. Surprise, surprise. Thanks for the shout out. Yeah, I know you got it in you.

You know, it's not just the character name. It is in your vision. That is Cam James. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I don't think I could do it every time I've like. So I'll let you guys in on a little secret. There is a comedy group chat of a bunch of men in Australian comedy who just send audio of their own farts to each other.

And I briefly joined and only tried once and was like, all right, I'm going to record a really long fart. And it was like, like a really short one. I was so embarrassed that I left the group chat. And I was like, oh, this isn't me. This type of guy. I even now think, oh, I'm doing such a good job hanging out with all these straight guys. Still so much work to do.

So the one about the giant baby, that was written by the question writer Gregory, OK, the house, the he's from Atlanta, She's from Atlantis. I love that. The tale of two cities sort of. That's not what that is. It's more of a Romeo and Juliet type story. That was Harry. It's really good.

Really good stuff. That is really good. And there are mermaids. He's from Atlanta. She's from Atlantis. Yeah, 100%. That's big. Based on a Czech fairy tale, the one about the prank prankster Chris went for this that was all also written by Gregory

Okay, the hand you Gregory you son of a bitch. I'm finding you Harry went for the dysfunctional family on a road trip That was cam Bitch and cam also got a correct the tree stump, baby No way! No! Poor! So, bye. Bye. You're a film guy.

I flipped the table, it screwed the floor. So in the final round, six points to Cam, one point to the house. The house doesn't get triple points. I'll quickly let you know about the movie before giving the final scores. According to Gregory, he says, I happened to cross this movie

while flipping through the channels and I was completely transfixed. It was so utterly weird, I couldn't stop watching. Not only is the story bonkers but the cinematography and super close-ups on eating slimy foods like undercooked eggs and porridge, it's just all so surreal. Sounds bad. I think I have seen it. And you still didn't guess it.

Yeah, I'm an idiot. You actually did say that. You said it all the way. I've seen this. Yeah. Because I was like, oh, Chris was giving away the game. Oh, I've had a bad afternoon. Dude, you've done pretty well.

Yeah, you've done pretty well. You've done so well. We have won. We don't know yet. But it is. It's a well-loved movie on Rotten Tomatoes. Audience have given it 84% approval rating and some of the critics, 84%. So, love by both.

That's fresh. A review by Daniel Feinberg reads, a fairy tale for adults. Oatick is demented and heartwarming in that particular and unique sphank major fashion, which I guess is the director. Do you know the workers? I hope I get a review like that.

Sphank major? No, no, I don't know the workers. That's another character. Whenever can for him. General fault-finder and major sphank. Major sphank. Major sphank. I'm always nervous when- That's another character whenever general And they just think Just think may just think I'm always nervous Always amazing thing Always nervous you're gonna know the movie

Like obscure check yeah, well every time I've done it I think you've been like I'm worried you're gonna know this and then it's some bullshit But Chris has seen it. Yeah, well every time I've done it I think you've been like, I'm worried you're going to know this and then it's some bullshit like that. But Chris has seen it. Yeah, true. That's crazy. All right, final scores. It tightened up there late on, in fourth place on three points. It's Harry. Second place, third place, sorry, on four points it's Chris, but equal winners on nine

points apiece, it's Cameron in the house. Wow, that's crazy. Congratulations. Thank you so much. You's Cameron in the house. Wow. Congratulations. Thank you so much. You came from last to first in that final round. That's crazy. I'm so glad I booked that restaurant. It's really expensive and I need to celebrate. So I'm just checking when we're sort of late April now.

Where are you in the world? Where can people find you? Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, we're in late April. I forgot. I'm sure that there's festival shows still going. I think they go till June or July these days. So you can hit me up on Instagram and see those.

Also, I have a comedy special up on Grouse House YouTube channel. Film downstairs here. Downstairs here at Stupid Old Studios. And people can watch that for free. And people have been raving about it, is that true? No, I have. Yeah, I raved. I remember I raved before we even did it.

I was like, this is going to be the best. This is a hit. This is going to be a smash. I remember saying that. What about you, Chris? I've just had a lovely family holiday because it's late April. How was it? My dad would turn 70, so we celebrated that.

We had a big fight. I'm not in a good way. And I'm going to Sydney soon, and then Perth and Brisbane with my shows. I've also got a comedy special on YouTube. You can watch that if you want. No one else has. And people are raving. People are raving about it.

Yeah, you rave. You raved. Dad was raving. Now he's just raving about it. Yeah, yeah, rave. You raved. Dad was raving. Now he's just raving at me. Because I ruined his big simony of. Big 7-0. How about you, Harry? Yeah, I think Sydney, Brisbane, Perth, yeah.

And also doing the Succulent Comedy Showcase, which is Asian-Australian comedians. And they'll be doing Sydney Comedy Festival as well Awesome, and that's all on yeah on instruments best place for me on insta. Yeah, and I'll be I've got Perth coming up soon I think bad boy at the Perth Comedy Festival come see it. Why not? All right, great. Thanks everyone for listening Thanks so much for joining. It's been a lot of fun. I'm gonna call this really good app. Yeah Whoa, yeah, yeah, call this really good app. Yeah We from this Stick with that then best step ever

To a pretty good episode of a podcast which I'm not listening to it was fine. I was pretty good Oh, yeah, I'm not sure if I don't think we'll keep it going It was fine. I was pretty good. Yeah, I'm not sure if I don't think we'll keep it going Dramatically, I choose the trinity into who knew about Stuart now that you know what I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye Can you use it in a sentence Or is that not how this works? I can't know cuz, because we have to give the definition, don't we? Yeah. You want to... you're thinking of a spelling bee. True.

You're thinking of Guy Montgomery's Guymon spelling bee. And I've spelt it wrong, even though you spelt it out. So... You've had a shocker. Honestly, so bad. I reckon this is all part of your gameplay though. Exactly. Yeah Do you edit these silent bits out while we're staying do they yeah, this is one of the few podcasts I like that. I guess I was chatting

Mainly people thinking yeah, I'm talking just ends up a lot of breathing talking. It just ends up a lot of breathing. That's why I used to listen to talk back after gigs. I'd drive home and I love the guy who would be like, it'd be like, you know, midnight and he's just like, yeah, trampolines. It's so good. I love to watch someone stumble across a thought. Tramp, trampamp. Tramp. Tramp. Trampoline. Bouncy bouncy.

Interesting. Cause it must have come from... to tramp means to bounce. Trampole. Oh we got another text in. Okay. Think fuck. Oh that was really hard. I can't do this thing that you guys do. It is good stuff though.

I think you've, you worked hard and the results speak for themselves. Thank you so much. That last one was the first that you didn't get. I know. I think I'm in my head now. Yeah, yeah. I know I think I'm in my head now. Yeah. I gotta tell ya I am surprised that no one came up with whatever your general character was. I was so sure it was coming. Oh shit. Can we go again? I have an idea. It was definitely there. It was low hanging fruit for me.

Yeah. I didn't even get a bit of a low hanging fruit. It's a low-hanging fruit for me. It never gets a bit of a low-hanging fruit. Yeah. Um. Keep that in. Leave all this in. Leave this in. Connor, don't leave that in.

If you had put it at the end if you had to. That's how it takes bits. Or like mask it in the theme, if you have to. That's how it takes. Or like mask it in the theme song. Try and leave it in every week. Yeah, tool man will do a home improvement remix of the theme song. Ah, who? Do you get them as a sponsor sometimes?

I reckon it's fucking snake oil that they're selling. They're on every podcast and it's always like, yeah, we do mental health pills, dick pills. It's like a generic startup company that have gotten into the fucking men's mental health, but also Viagra adjacent shit. I thought it was Viagra. I thought it was just Viagra. They do dick stuff. They do hair loss stuff. They're calling you now. They do mental health but also Viagra adjacent shit. I thought it was Viagra, I thought it was just Viagra. They do dick stuff, they do hair loss stuff, they do mental health. This is Telstra calling so I've been complaining about this service in my Airbnb. Oh shit. It's like having a really fun festival and you're in a good mental place. I'm having a good time researching p***.

But the pills aren't working. It's all bullsh**. I'm depressed and I never want to find I've got a soft cock You're a weekend. I can't fuck my wife This snake And Telstra scam artists actually are Connor the editor Maybe bleep bleep out and do leave the rant. It could be about anything. It could be about any startup.

Yeah, just in case they are sponsoring a sub-promenade. Glurb. Is it Kam's Pabbly opens. Opens Miami Comedy Festival. Are you feeling saucy? Come on Miami! Are you feeling saucy? Yeah, I forgot what's next.

What's next? Damn, violets! You got a fat ass! What else? What else? What else? What else? What else is my favorite comedy truck? What else? What else? What else?

You feeling saucy? This character has won me over. I'm a big Kam's Pable guy. He might be my favorite comedian. Same. We've had two amazing characters this This character has won me over. I'm a big Kam's Pabley guy. He might be my favourite comedian. Same. We've had two amazing characters this podcast. I can't believe it.

General Fault Finder, Fault Finder, and Kam's Pabley. Can I call it early? This is a good app. Is it? Yeah. I think it's a good app. Fantastic. Keep this in the podcast. Keep it silent.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep that, okay. And then just end the pod podcast. Keep the silence. Yeah. Keep that. OK. And then just in the pod. Go to a **** ad and then. Well, even in the real ad, the names bleeped out. Can we kind of second it too far? As it should be. Fucking snake oil, man.

They also, it's the same company, owns Koala mattresses. Come on. Oh, really? We do mattresses and dick pills and. Medicine and mattresses. Yeah, so dumb. So they're like Monopoly. Obviously cut all this out, Connor, but yeah. My dad owns them.

OK, I mean they're great. They're great. Obviously they're great. Leave it in. They're bad, eh? Right. I think. There's all those e-commerce companies out there.

Yeah, there's just so many of them now. And they've got shops now too. They're bad eh? Right. I think. There's all those e-commerce companies alien-darned too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's just so many of them now. And they've got shops now too. They're not just e-commerce. Ugh. Like July Suitcases. Bricks and Mortar?

They are funding the podcast industry though, pretty much. Yeah, true. So they're doing some great things in that way. Great work for the arts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're basically the patrons. Patrons of the arts. There's a world where that is a headline of a newspaper local mandate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're basically patrons of the arts.

There's a there's a world where that is a headline of a newspaper. Local man does longer sever fart. Oh, yeah. It's been done. I mean, what's amazing is someone has done the longest fart. Yeah. And the hard thing is they didn't really get to brag about it. Yeah. Because they wouldn't know at the time. You're not starting. They probably die from it. Yeah, that's true. I Mean we all give out one last fart. Yeah, that's before we go

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