Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 138 - Luke Heggie, Elouise Eftos and Adele Cliff

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

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In this four-part series, I'm going to tell you why the internet sucks now, whose fault it is, and my plan to fix it. Find who broke the internet on whatever terrible app you get your podcasts. Welcome to Who Knew It, Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest was once crowned the UK pun champion at the Del Clif. Hello. That's a big crown, a heavy crown. It's actually a wrestling belt.

Really? A wrestling belt. Really? Wrestling belt. I mean, I don't have it anymore because it was, yeah, you have to give it to the next person. Oh, what the? It was good at the time. Yeah, there.

That's similar to the award that was won by a second guest, winner of the Peace Award, Melbourne Comedy Festival's Comics Choice Award, Luke Hegge. Wow. It's a pretty good pass down. Stunneryless, glamorous looking- Piece of wood. Trophy, it's a lump of wood, yeah. That'snery less glamorous looking piece of wood. It's a lump of wood yeah. That's nice. But it's very prestigious still. Is it? Yeah.

I think so. The comedian's choice. Everyone like this they went we like you like that. Not everyone just a few comedians. Just the ones who bothered to vote. If only they bought fucking tickets. The nerds. I'd be able to pay my rent. And our third guest this week won the Director's Choice Award at the Sydney Comedy Festival it's Eloise Aftos. Hi! Very decorated. We're all award winning, we're all yeah we're all doing it. We're all special. We're all doing it guys. Okay so the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question and our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer I then read their answers as well as the real one left to guess which one is correct

Hey, hey, well, I've got you one up for us on Instagram or Facebook etc at who knew it pod We're filming this episode. I'll put up some clips probably you forget around to it and our first Question comes from listener Dane Helmers from Dingley village here in Melbourne. That sounds like a fake place. They're footy teams called the Dingley Dingos. That's adorable. That's so cute. It's like something from like Bluey.

Yeah. Anyway, sorry. Hi. So Dane's question is, what does schnappsity mean? What does schnappsity mean? Schnappsity. Schnappsity mean? What does schnappsity mean? Schnappsity. Schnappsity. While you're writing your answers, I'll explain how the scoring works.

How is schnappsity spelt? Ooh, well, assuming that Dane has spelt it correctly, it's S-C-H-N-A-P-S-I-D-E-E. But it does have a squiggly red underline, which. Yeah, he's made this up. He's actually made this up. Shnapsody. So this is how the scoring works.

You get a point if your fake answer is guessed by another contestant. Another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house and I've put into my own fake answers with the help of the question writers for each question. And I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. So each of us conscripted to three points per round which seems fair but the probability actually favors me the house. The house always wins though if you've listened to previous episodes. You'll know that is not necessarily the case.

Anyway most of our questions come from our great patreon supporters and if you want to submit a question sign up on any level via patreon.com slash digonpod which is linked in the show notes. Alright answers are in for question number one. What does shnapshitty mean? The process whereby anyone visiting Newfoundland or Newfoundland for the first time has to ding a bell on the ferry and have a drink. Then you've got the percentage of your paycheck

you set aside to subsidise your drinking habit or an idea that is impractical, foolhardy or stupid or a whimsical German word for shut up that they often yell at football events. To sing gibberish when you can't remember the lyrics to a song, named for when Freddie Mercury drunkenly fumbled through Bohemian Rhapsody live on Austrian TV. Or finally, it's a cocktail that contains both peach and apple schnapps working together in symphony. A schnapps-ity. Okay, there are your six options.

Luke, what do you think? I, I mean, there's some themes there. There's a bit of see something, say something. First thing that pops in your head, which stand out as wrong. I'm gonna, I mean, I I could be I've been wrong before I think it's the stupid idea one okay stupid idea for Luke let's say one more time sure where you arrive in Newfoundland and there's a custom where you ding a bell and have a drink that's like you cute. Okay, I like that one, but keep going.

Percentage of your paycheck you set aside for your drinking habit. Nah. An idea that's impractical, foolhardy or stupid. Wings, whimsical German word for shut up, use it for ball events. Gibberish lyrics to a song when you can't remember the words or a cocktail that contains both peach and apple schnapps. That is cute, obviously. I reckon number one. Number one? The custom one at Newfoundland?

Yeah, like the little... I don't know if that's right, but it sounds cute. Yeah. And I like that. Yeah, you're going to live in a world for the next little while where that is the right answer. Yeah. Adele, what do you think? Um... You're going to have to change it now, is it?

What do I think? Well, you might, you might, it might also be the right answer. No, you said for the next little while. Well, I'll say it at least for the next little while. Yeah, okay, okay. You know what, I like being wrong because people, people get upset if I. They realise you're human, you know?

Yeah, exactly, exactly. You gotta humble yourself for them, yeah. Yeah. Um, what, what are the answers again? You know? Yeah, exactly. You've got to humble yourself for them. Yeah. What were the answers again? The custom about having a drink and dinging the bell on the ferry. Paycheck percentage. No, not that. Impractical idea that's impractical, foolhardy or stupid. Whimsical German word for shut up.

Gibberish when you can't remember the lyrics to a song or a cocktail with both apple and peach sch Snapsh? Um, I'm going to go for the foolhardy stupid. Okay, with Luke? Locked in. No way. Is that what Luke went for? Didn't you go for the Germans?

You didn't go for the Germans. No, I didn't go for the Germans. No, I think I shouldn't go for the Germans. Historically, we've done a lot of that. No, you can't. You can't, yeah. I'll go for the women. You can go for the same answer.

I know Just think you're fun, baby. You're going. Yeah, let's choose a different answer. I'm just Like you're at the really fun order the same Would say that I'm a feminist sure That's what my whole show's about. That's what my whole show's about. Yeah, well, you're not lifting women up right now, so. I am, I am. I'm going, you choose whatever is best for you, babe. Okay, but, well now I feel like whatever I choose is wrong.

One of them is still correct, if you get that one. Not anymore. No, they're all wrong. Okay. And Eloise did that to you, didn't she? No, I didn't say that. What's with this show? What's going on?

It's like everyone's against me or something. It's kind of what my show is about as well. Everyone's... It's really hard to be hot because everyone's like hates you. I do hate you. I'll go for the Germans. Go for the German word for shut up? Alright. Doesn't sound very German, but... Here's who for the Germans. Go for the German word for shut up? All right.

Doesn't sound very German, but. Here's who wrote the answers. The apple and peach schnapps cocktail, that was Adele. Adele, that was good. That nearly got me, babe. It sounds tasty. It lost me on the spelling. Yeah, the double E on the end lost me too

as I was writing in. Although, idiot to do that would misspell, so you don't know. There you go. So it's Adele. The senior gibberish when you can't remember the lyrics, that was the house. The percentage of your paychecks had a sort of subsidized drinking habit,

that was Dane, okay, the house. Good one, Dane. We're down to NLNC. The German, yes, that's right, it's only the correct one and your three. So you got the German. Correct one and our three. It's the German word for shut up.

Adele went for that, that was Eloise. Congratulations. Guys, I can't believe I took my time and guess what, I got it. Well done. And you also. Thanks babe, thanks for helping me feel better. I feel like it's nice to be able to lift another woman up.

That's nice, that's nice. Look at us, wow. You also did, Adele had locked, basically locked in another one. Yeah, I locked in a different answer. Yeah, so you really played her. I feel like a real sucker. You guys think this is my first rodeo, babe.

Unlike this, I'm going royal flush, like read it and wait. Yeah, right. What a fool I am. Eloise went for the one about dinging the bell on the ferry. That was heggie. I knew it was heggie as soon as I picked it.

Got yourself a point. I took it away. As soon as I heard the, like, as soon as you said that little, I went, I bet you Hakey said that one, something about a boat or some bullshit. And also Luke got the correct answer. Oh, Luke, you're crazy. Oh, yeah.

That is impractical, foolhardy or stupid. That was so clearly a definition more than any of the others. Come on, you did it together. You got fucked it in. That's me too, but I feel... Ile, get it together. You locked it in. That's me too, but I still. I basically fully locked it in. I got drawn away.

No, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that I'm- No, it's fine. I'm sorry I'm such a- I respect the hustle. I'm just sad and disappointed in myself. Yeah. I love it.

I love it. It is what feminists do, they hustle other women. They do. It's famously at the tables of feminism. They'd be like, no, you look great, go out in that dress. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? Yeah, that's what we do actually. Silly.

All right, so we're on to question number two. This one comes from Martin Drabik-Hamsher from Sandusky, Ohio. Who are these people? I don't know, that's a wall. What a name. That is one of the great names. Martin, that's excellent. It's Martin with a Y as well.

Anyway, Martin's question is, which of these- That's crazy, that's sick. Warnarton. Which of these is a real name for a spider? That's Martin's question. So you just gotta come up with a fake species of spider. Oh. Not like, this is Colin, my spider.

I mean. That's so British, babe. Say that one. I think, I think there was- Would you pick it? That was what- For you, babe, say that one. I think, I think there was. Would you pick it? That was what- For you babe, I would. I'm pretty sure we had a real spotter named Gary one episode.

So you know, it's possible. Maybe that's what this is going to be. While you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more about this German word. According to Dane, a snapshotty literally means, like the literal translation is a booze idea and is a booze idea and is a term commonly used to indicate that an idea sounds crazy useless or completely foolish. Yes don't worry I've got a finish now. However most of the

time Germans use it. It is a German word by the way. It is German. Guys don't worry I thought it was German because a bit you know what I mean Culture. Schnaps. Yeah. So German. But they, yeah, they, apparently it's a pretty common word over there. Schnaps-ity, schnaps-ity. That's probably, German spelling is often basically exactly phonetic. It's just like how it looks.

So that's why it's spelled so silly. If it's German. It's so silly. That's why it's got two E's on the end. How did they win the, how did they, they're so silly. How did they win the war? I mean, they didn't win the war. I mean, how did they? I mean, how did they? they're so silly. How did they win the war? I mean, they didn't win the war.

I mean, how did they, I mean, before all the reporting, you said you knew about culture. This is pre-pop culture. Pre-pop culture, yeah. This is so weird. I mean, how did they, how did he, like, win over so many people with such a silly language? But you do see the speeches and you go,

Jesus Christ, like that. You do say that, you go, God, like that. He did too. Like, yes, very, um. You know what I you go, God, like that. He did too. Like, yes. You know what I mean? He was emphatic. I don't think he used the word schnapsody in any of them though. So maybe that would have really undermined him politically.

True. All right. Can we go back in time and make baby Hitler learn the word schnapsody? And then schnapsody ruins things for him. And get him riding on a penny file thing. Yeah. He'd be a very different guy. He would. Although he did go to art school.

He loved art. He was at art school. God, there's some art school freaks out there, isn't there? Probably among us, though, about this comedy festival. And they could be Adolf Hitler. I thought he meant in this room. And I was like, which one? No, I would never say that to my friends.

Just think it. Just think it. No. The answer's all right for question number two. Which of these is a real name for a spider? Mr. Muffet. Just think it, just think it. No! The answers are in for question number two. Which of these is a real name for a spider? Mr. Muffet. Jolly Swag Man.

Hang on, are these species a spider or like people's pet spines? No, no, it's a species. Okay. Pfffff. Well, Mr. Muffet sounds fucking, come on. Yeah. I think Mr. Muffet is one of the Mr. Men. I love, can I be honest?

I love Mr. Muffet. It's yours,. Men. I love, can I be honest? I love Mr. Muffet. It's yours, that's why. You think that's how I play? You think I'd say that? You think I'd be that obvious? Look, it's an amateur hour. Keep going. So second option, Jolly Swagman.

Then Alien Butt Spider. Oh. Mummy Longlegs. St. George's Cross or Colin the spider. Colin? That's someone's fucking pet. Mmm. Colin.

I think you'll recall someone made a promise about Colin the spider. Colin. Colin. Colin the spider. Not a Colin's spider or something. Just Colin. The promise that we, the promise. I was doing that under the tape.

A real feminist would keep their promise to another woman. But yeah, Luke, you know, like maybe the scientist had a pet named Colin and then discovered a species. They do that. That's what they do. Not every spider's gotta be called Colin the Spider. That's true, but you know. Why? Colin the Spider sounds so casual. Colin the Spider is worth respecting. Yeah, Colin the Spider is one spider. Yeah, and he's in charge.

This is crazy. Every species of spider starts with one spider. It gets really crazy. And then they have thousands of spider babies. Just on their own. The promise is killing me. It's your go, Eloise. Can I hear them one more time?

You don't need to, you've made a promise. Mr. Muffet, Jolly Swagman, Alien Butt Spider, Mummy Long Legs, St. George's Cross, or Colin the Spider? I love, I do love Colin the Spider. I actually love it, I actually love it. I love Mr. Muffet, I love Colin the Spider. I feel- You should know that your answer will dictate how much I respect you.

Oh. Oh my God. Oh babe, don't do this to me. I love respect. You've got some do this to me. I love respect. You've got some ground to make up. I love respect. Please don't hold that away from me. I can't speak.

Um, I feel like, oh, there's something about, like, obviously, Colin, obviously, but there's something about the, what's that little one, the spacey- What? Alien butt spider. Nah, that's fucked that. I hate that one. It's like a bit like, okay. Like everyone's sexual these days.

Oh, you're butt is me. Says me in a bikini. Sorry, can we say the other one that's after that? Oh, we can. Mummy long legs. Mummy long legs, nah, it's not that. Mummy long legs is cute though. It's pretty modern.

Yeah. It's very, that is very modern. Yeah, maybe that is the most famous answer that we should be going for. I suppose that is quite feminist, isn't it? Yeah. Um, I feel like all of these are fucked in the head and I don't know what to pick. I think you know what to pick. Yeah, you sneaks. I missed the promise. I think you know what to pick. Yeah, you sneaks. I missed the promise.

I must have been. There was a promise. You rolled the tape back. Roll the tape. Play the tape. There was a promise. All right. Well, let's see if the promise is fulfilled. But hold on. What was the first one again?

Mr. Muffet. Mr. Muffet. Jolly Swag Man. Alien Buttspot. Alien Buttspider. Mummy Longlegs. Mummy Longlegs. St. George's Cross. St. George's Cross is the one obviously. St. George's Cross is it.

So you're locking that in? But Colin, but obviously Colin, I love Colin. No, it's fine. I'm just- I'm gonna need an answer. I can't look at the answers. I feel really bad babe. I have to, I need points.

What's going on? I need points babe. I'll never live this down. But like, it's okay. Yeah, no, it's fine. I'll buy you a, I'll buy you like like, what do you guys eat in the UK? Is it why? Is this a promise? Because we know they mean nothing.

OK, I'm looking at St. George's cross and guess what? And Adele, I will promise you. I'm going to stand outside your Edinburgh Fringe venue and turn people away. Please don't do that. Not my first year. What do you think, Adele? Um, I think Colin was a great answer.

I think it's fantastic. It is a good answer. It's so good. I'm sort of... I'm kind of tempted by Mummy Longlegs. She's cute. Yeah, but... What were the first two?

Mr. Muffet and Jolly Swag. Jolly Swag. No, I think I'm going to go for Jolly Swagman. Jolly Swagman. Oh, nah, I think I'm gonna go for Jolly Swagman. Jolly Swagman. Yeah. He just sounds cool. Yeah. I thought Jolly Swagman sounded just like the sort of thing a wordy English community might say when they come to Australia for the first time.

Maybe it is. But seeing as you said it, I'm going Jolly Swagman. Alright, two Jolly Swagmans. That's what I was thinking. Well, this is who wrote the answers. Colin the Spider, this might surprise listeners, was Adele. No way! Mr. Muffet, that wrote the answers. Colin the spider this might surprise us and this was Adele. No way! Mr. Muffet that was the house.

Cute, that's how but. Yeah sitting on a tuffet. Sitting on a tuffet. Curds and whey. Mommy long legs that was Martin okay the house. Thanks Martin, thanks Martin you feminist. Eloise went for St. George's cross, which was obviously the correct one You know Louise's words, but that was actually heggie. Hey, you always fuck me up. But guess what?

You're in for a fucking treat today Jolly swag and that was Eloise Finally I got you and the correct answer was alien butt spider. I hate that one. But have a look, have a look at it. It does probably look like that. Yuck. But this is me.

That's what you came up with. You saw that and that's all you could say. I'm still looking at its little spider eyes and going that's adorable. Yeah, it is a cute green spider. You couldn't just say alien spider. You had to say alien butt spider. I go, okay, we get it is So they're very cutesy. Is that maybe them like naming something and going we should clarify like alien. Yeah

So like like what's better than aliens the spider Leave Colin the fuck alone. I can't believe you guys fell for Jolly Swag Man. I'm so good at this game. What did you fall for fuckhead? Twice, two questions in a row? Luke you're very good. Okay, I'll give it to you. I'm just happy to be involved.

After two rounds it is Adele in the house yet to score but equal in first place on three points apiece it is Luke Hegge and Eloise. Hell yeah. Do I get any points for broken promises? Oh, do you want a pity point? Yeah. I'll give you a pity point. Oh, we're just giving those out now.

Wow. Didn't take too long for feminism to devolve into treachery did it? Kind of like it has in real life. Yeah. All right. So question three. Feminism is dead. I'm so sorry Adele.

You don't seem sorry. Question three. Question three comes from. Oh my god. Sorry. I can't. I've talked over you like three times. No you haven't.

I'm just really, really bad. I can't shut up. Sorry. Keep going. That's my fault. I apologize. No bless you. Keep going. I think everyone should know I'm just really really bad. I can't shut up. Sorry keep going That's my fault. I apologize. No, bless you keep going. I think everyone should know I'm a I'm a feminist Very important that people know that a bit. Do we need to put in whether that's real or fake? Okay, sorry continue. Question three comes from Christy P from

Fredericksburg in Virginia, I think VA and the question is Joanne Pierce Misko was one of the FBI... oh my god here we go this is a feminist question ready to go. Joanne Pierce Miscoe was one of the FBI's first two female special agents but what was her nickname? Oh here we go. What's her real name sorry? Joanne Pierce Miscoe. And while you're writing your answers I'll let the audience know a bit more about this spider. According to Martin, it's also known as the outstanding orb weaver, which is an awesome name in itself.

It is native to Queensland, Australia. The spider has bold black blobs on its rear, perhaps mimicking eyes, and in 2014, Carly Brooke Martinetti gave it the common name, alien butt spider. According to Wikipedia, its food is night-flying insects and other invertebrates. It is harmless to humans and can be handled by people without medical consequences, although allergic reactions may be possible. Question 3, the answers are in. Joanne Pierce Miscoe was one of the FBI's first two female special agents. What was her nickname? The Miscoe Kid. Lady Liberty. None with a gun.

Deeper throat. Joe the Sting Miskey or Foxy Bimbo Investigator. Jesus. She has a bit of projecting going on here, I reckon. I'm obsessed with that. That's the best. That's the best. I'm obsessed. All right, Adele, it's your go first.

May I listen to them again here? Sure can. The Misco Kid. The Misco Kid. Lady Liberty. Lady Liberty, I said that weird. Labial Liberty. Labial Liberty.

Nun with a Gun. Nun with a Gun. Deeper Throat. No. Joe the Sting Miskey or Foxy Bimbo Investigator. Sounds like a good show though. It does, I would watch that. I'd watch that. I hope she'd have a dog that would like that. It would be a bit like a blaxploitation, like do you know what I mean? It would be like one of those movies.

May I ask what this first one was again? The Misco Kid. Pretty good. I don't know, it now sounds like it's not pretty good Lady Liberty none with a gun deeper throat Joe the sting miske or foxy bimbo investigator I would like to go for Joe the sting please. Locked in Adele. What do you think Luke? Oh okay I mean it's total stab in the dark could be any three of those. Lady Liberty. That's one I was gonna go for too. And you can? Do you want to do that? I think I want to yeah I think Lady Liberty sounds so like American, you know, Lady Liberty. Yeah, it was going to be one or the other. It was going to be a really condescending woman. Yeah, it was going to be like Lady Liberty. She's doing it. Yeah.

One of those Irish women. Have a go. Feminism. Something. Yes, yes. And probably and probably back then, maybe second wave. So, yeah. All right. Here we go.

Here's who wrote the answers. The Misco kid. That was the house. Hell yeah. All right, here we go. Here's who wrote the answers. The Misco Kid, that was The House. Hell yeah. Very good. Foxy Bimbo Investigator, that was Chrissy, AKA The House. Bit of fun. Deeper Throat, Luke Heggy.

That's pretty wild. That's like a bit of a 70s porno vibe. Well, but Deep Throat was a... An informant. Informant. That's what I'm laughing at though, but I'm saying, and then that's also, I'm pretty sure it's a movie with... Oh, it is.

Debbie Dove's Dallas. Yeah. Okay. It's something like that. 70s. I wouldn't have thought like that, but well done. No, but, but do you know what I mean? Not really.

Yeah, I do now. I think it was important that I over- That's why I didn't go for it though. You didn't get me this time, Luke. Yeah. You didn't get me this time. No, that's the theme of the show. It was feminism, so please explain it to us, mum. No that's the theme of the show, it was feminism.

So please explain it to us mum. Well I only set up the show so I could mansplain things. And it's going well. And you're doing it great. It's going really well. Good job buddy, well done. Look at Eloise, we're for Lady Liberty. That was Adele.

Adele, you got us Adele. I got you at last. She was very good. Babe you got us, that was a good one. Adele, you went for Jo the Sting, Miski. That was Eloise. Sorry, Daddy. It's fine.

I mean, she even got the surname wrong of the... I know, but yeah. Yeah, that's what... Oh no, but I did the surname as like a nickname name. Oh, you know, Miski, you know what I mean? But that's probably too Australian. They probably didn't even do that enough over there. I love it.

Thank you. Oh, I only just got it, Pierce and Sting. Sting, do you get it? Oh my God, that. I love it. Thank you. Oh, I only just got it. Pierce and Sting. Do you get it? Oh my god, that is... And you got it and that's why you picked it. Because you saw all the levels. Let's assume I saw all the levels.

Yeah, there's lots of layers there. You're going to hate the real answer, I'm afraid, everyone. It's none with a gun. Oh, of course it is. Those stupid yanks. No. I love the yanks. I love Americans, I love Americans, but it would be something like that,

like nun with a gun, like who? Was she anywhere religious? I think she may have grown up in a, like she went to a nun school or whatever. That makes some sense though. At least they weren't just like, what do women do? What are their jobs? Nuns.

Yeah, yeah. Turned up to work in a black dress one day. Habit as well. She's got a bad habit for stinging people in the FBI. Oh, so that's the show. That's the show. I would have yes, and did that, but you've betrayed me before. Oh, yeah. You'd be clever not to. What have I done? What have I done? Enemies, I've made enemies.

Question four comes from Parkey Riley. Parker Riley even from Richmond. Also from VA. What are the odds of that? I think it's Virginia. Is this an American show? I don't know, just a lot of American listeners. I'm saying stuff about Americans and shit.

They don't like it when you do that. I love you guys so much. I love America. God bless. She will betray you. No. They respect that actually. Americans respect America. God bless. She will betray you. They respect that. Americans respect that someone betray. Yeah, they do like that, actually.

Yeah, I got a cream as a president. Now you're never going to be able to tour. Yes, I will. OK, sorry. What's the question? I should say, Eloise, that 50% of the listeners are Trump supporters. So I just, yeah, I love Trump. I think he's the 50% of the listeners are Trump supporters. Oh, are they? I just, yeah, I just support him. I love Trump.

I think he's the funniest comedian in the world. He is pretty. He's so funny. Unintentional. Unintentional, but funny. Makes it even better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Parker's question is, what is the name of the cryptid native to Kansas?

The cryptids are like, you know, Bigfoot and the Mothman and Loch Ness Monster stuff like that so Kansas has its own cryptid. Kansas. What's its name? Kansas state I guess in America. Yeah righto. So you just gotta come up with a local monsters name. Kansas! And while you're writing your answers, here's a little more info about the Nun with a Gun. According to Christie, Miscoe spent 10 years teaching at a Catholic school in Buffalo, New York,

where she was a member of the Sisters of Mercy and lived in the convent. 1970, she became one of the FBI's first female special agents. When her fellow teachers were asked about Miscoe's transition to law enforcement, Sister Margaret said she always wanted to play Clue. FBI's first female special agents, when her fellow teachers were asked about Misco's transition to law enforcement, Sister Margaret said she always wanted to play Clue. That should have been a Clue. That's good stuff from Sister Margaret. Good stuff from Sister Margaret.

Sister Margaret's wasted in the convent. I love that. Get her on a bloody... I think if Sister Margaret's listening, please. Zoom in. Let's do an app. Hey, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. Acast powers the world's best podcasts. Here's a show that we recommend.

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Acast helps creators launch, grow, and monetize their podcasts everywhere. Acast.com. And we're back in the answers are in for question before what is the name of the cryptid native to Texas? Sinkhole Sam, the Portie, Stinky Greg, the Yellow Brick Beast, the Scarecrow or flibbity bibbity? Flibbity bibbity. I don't know about I need to hear those again. So you've got, sinkhole Sam,

the portie, stinky Greg, the yellow brick beast, the scarecrow, or flibbity bibbity. So we're back to you Luke for the first. Again, massive stab in the dark, hope I can help someone with a point.

Sinkhole Sam. Sinkhole Sam? Yep. Locked in for Luke. All right. What the hell is this? Do you know what I mean? Like what is Locked in for Luke. All right. Hello, what do you think? What the hell is this?

Do you know what I mean? Like, what is this? It's a quiz show whereby- Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know, but it's like these names, like what the hell? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How am I gonna get this?

Do you think of this as pop culture adjacent? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, my first thought was, I can't say it because I'll give it away what I wrote. Well, you know what I mean? Your first thought was my answer's the best. No, it wasn't.

My first thought was I hate my answer, but I did try to make it pop culture-y. Oh no, I shouldn't have said that. What was the first two? Synchrol Sam and The Porty, spelled P-A-W-D-W-E. The Porty. And then what's the third? Stinky Greg.

That's a bit too Mighty Bush adjacent. Maybe a little bit UK. Bit English you think? Bit English. The full English, babe. What about, I reckon I need to go for the... Oh my god.

What's the last one? No, not the last one. Flippity-bippity. Scarecrow or the yellow brick beast? I reckon I'm gonna go with, what was the second one? The portie. I wanna go for that one.

Okay. Oh no. You're smirking a bit. Oh no. He is playing you like a fiddle. No don't say that! It's only like the smallest look. But it's like... no. What do you think Adele? Um hmm I should have just gone for the one he chose. Can I hear them one more time? Sorry. No you sure can. I definitely was paying attention. Think old Sam? The Porty, Stinky Greg, the Yellow Brick Beast, Scarecrow, Flibbidi-Bibbidi.

Can I go for Flibbidi-Bibbidi, please? Flibbidi-Bibbidi. Someone's probably wrong, but I'm enjoying it. It's fun though. It's fun to say. I want it to be Flibbidi-Bibbidi. Flibbidi-Bibbidi. Flibbidi-Bibbidi.

This is who wrote the answers. The Scarecrow, that was Eloise. Yeah, because of the Wizard of Oz. Oh, yeah. Don't I mean? But that makes the, like, that could be what they'd name it. We're not in Kansas anymore.

You know what I mean? The Yellow Brick Beast, that was Hegi. Yeah. Why Bibbidi? Okay, thank God that wasn't. Stinky Greg, that was Parker. Okay, the house. Unfortunately, Adele.

Fibbidi bibbidi was also the house. That's fine. I'm happy for the house to get a Adele, flibbidi-bibbidi was also the house. That's fine. I'm happy for the house to get a point. I think it's you. Eloise went for the portie, which was Adele. Oh, meaning Luke is correct. Adele, you've come back. It is Sincul Sam.

Yes. Finally. Finally. Yay. A point. Finally. Coming back. So. Is this final round?

Oh, no, it's two rounds to go. Okay, okay. She's getting nervous. Point for Luke, a point for Adele, and a point for the house. Here's where the scoring is. After four rounds, the scores are, oh my god, it's really tightened up here at the top.

Not for me though. Yeah. No? Yeah, baby. The scores are, the house is on one point, that was the first point for the house, but the other three of you are all equal on four points a piece.

Hell yeah. I like it. I like this, I like this. I actually like this game. That's been a real rollercoaster for you. So you're gonna see sore in it, emotions. Actually, I actually don't mind it. Yeah, okay.

Okay. I actually don't hate that I'm here. I'm gonna be going, you know what, give me the next one. The penultimate question comes from Stephen Dunn from Haarlem in the Netherlands. And the question is, why did why did flight attendant Steven Slater make global headlines on the 9th of August, 2010? Why did flight attendant Stephen Slater make global headlines on the 9th of August 2010. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Sinkhole Sam. According to Cryptid's fandom, Sinkhole Sam is a worm-like creature said to inhabit a portion of Inman Lake

in Kansas known as the Sinkhole. It is also known as the Fupengirkl, which isn't that far from flibbidi-bibbidi to be honest, though there's no solid explanation of what that word comes from. Before America was colonised by Europeans, Kansas was covered in small streams, lakes and rivers, but since then they've all been blocked up and dried up, leaving only a few natural lakes and streams. Locals theorise that Sam is actually a prehistoric creature

that lived in flooded underground caverns that somehow led into the lake and the first known account of the beast came from two men who were fishing at the sinkhole when they saw the creature. Following this event Albert Newfield and George Regger also claimed to have seen the creature, claiming that it was approximately 15 feet in length and as round as an automobile tire. Sightings of the creature have stopped over the years though, leaving us to wonder if the creature died or has gone back into the cavern from whence it came.

Or now that, of course, cryptids often disappear now that everyone's got phones on them, cameras on them all the time. A bit harder to get away with such stories. I mean, I don't not believe in them, but curious how they ever revealed themselves to fucking lunatics. It's like aliens and stuff. It's so true.

It's so true. Yeah, I also, I mean, I want to believe. I'd love to believe, but you know. Hopefully one day they see me as a lunatic and reveal themselves. Take you with them. Alright, oh my god, the answers are in. Here is the second last question. Why did flight attendant Stephen Slater make global headlines on the 9th of August 2010?

He averted a hijack by knocking a man out with a bottle of rum. He quit his job while still on the plane, cursed the passengers over at the intercom, grabbed two beers from the trolley, and deployed the emergency slide. That's option two. Option three. He ran as the only candidate in a self-funded election

to become the inaugural mayor of the skies. Yes. That's wild. That's wild. Option four. He correctly predicted the Icelandic volcano eruption and how it disrupt the travel industry option five he held onto the pilots legs when he got sucked out of a fault window saving the pilots life Well, finally the first flight attendant to successfully land a plane during a pilot medical emergency

Pretty good pretty good. Pretty good. What the hell? Solid group. The last one felt like all nonsense, but this one is all very believable. Everyone's locked in. Everyone's locked in now. We found out all on four partners and suddenly we've won in it for the win. Let's rock.

Eloise, it's your turn. You get to go first here. Oh, okay. Say them one more time. Oh, man. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll go through them briefly. So you got, he knocked out a guy

with a bottle of rum to a hijack. He quit his job and deployed an emergency fire. I feel like bottle of rum's too specific. Our... He's... If it really happened, you think he would have picked... I don't think that... He would have picked a more...

I don't know, 500, you know what I mean? Bottle of rum, like they've only got the bit of the... 500. Tiny bottles, they I got tiny bottles I'm saying they don't have the duty free they've got these ones on the plane that we wait if someone was grappling with a duty free no it ain't it next he run is the only candidate for the inaugural mayor of the skies he predicted the Icelandic volcano eruption.

He saved the pilot's life holding onto his legs when he was out the window or first flight attendant to successfully land a plane during a... I kind of like that last one that he successfully landed the plane. There's something about it that makes me go, what the... That's so cool that if he did that... Apparently there's like some crazy high percentage that people believe that in that situation they could do it. They could do it.

Having never flown a plane before. But he's. But a lot of nerds have simulators and shit now in their house. Exactly, that's why they think. There's something about mirror of the skies. I'm like, shut up. Mirror of the skies. Like, what are you, Zeus?

I sort of want to be the mirror of the skies. Yeah, I'm going, oh, you can do that. Okay. I'm talking like all humans are just operating with a level of common sense. That's acceptable. I know, but I just find that so, I mean, the hijack I like, but the rum is just too unrealistic for me. What was number two again?

Uh, he quit his job and deployed the emergency slide. He quit his job and was like, I'm out. I'm out. Yeah. Grabbed some beers and went down the slide. Can quit his job and was like, I'm out. I'm out, yeah. Grabbed some beers and went down the slide. Can you deploy that in the sky? Oh, I think it was on, it was headed, must've landed. That's the house, that one.

I don't know, I think I hate all of them. I hate them all. This roller coaster ride, you are up and down on this. I'm up and down, up and down, because I- Did you not say just moments ago that you love them all? No, but I hate them all now because they're too... It's too like, what the hell? So I feel like I'm going to go with the last one, but I think I'm wrong.

OK. But I want to say it because I don't know what else is right. Hmm. Oh, man. You know what I mean? Isn't that true for life, though? But what about the other... Wait, can I do the one that's like he predicted the... What was the prediction that he had? Predicted the Icelandic volcano eruption.

How the fuck would he do that? On the plane? He's doing it on the plane? He's not here elaborating. Yeah, that's all the information I have. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm going with the last one. Steven, call us. What is he going to do? Yeah, if you could let us know. I'm pretty sure I know the correct answer.

Oh, you shouldn't have said that because you're going to give it away to Luke. But what do you think? It's he held the pilot's legs and stopped him from flying out of the plane. All right. Locking that in for a doubt. I can't believe I didn't get it. And I'm only reading it out. I remembered that Luke hosts a podcast about drama in the skies. Mm hmm.

Oh, the hell, this is unfair. So do you do you do you have a I think an inkling on this one? Yeah. I think he deployed the slide and racked off a couple of beers and drove home. Racked off. Interesting. So two of you think you might know the real answer. Let's go through who wrote the answers. The obviously wrong one about knocking out a hijacker with a bottle of rum that was eggy.

He couldn't get me this time. So obviously rum. This rum, this rum like this, how ludicrous to think. This rum, this rum like this. Rum? A little rum like this. Think again, Haggy. You think you'd get me?

No. Rum doesn't have the concussive force for that sort of thing. She said kettle. Correctly predicting the Icelandic volcano eruption was the house. I did Google things that happened in 2010. He tried to become the inaugural mayor of the skies. That was written by Steven for the house, the question writer.

Then what do we have? Eloise went for try to land the plane. That was Adele. Adele, you're amazing. I've tricked you so many times now. We'll get, we'll wait. We'll get back. We'll do your inventions.

We'll do your fucking treat, babe, later. Adele went for holding onto the legs. No, was that a different year? I'm afraid that was Eloise. Oh, that definitely has happened. It's a true story. They watched our whole video. I watched our whole video too, but it wasn't in 2010.

I think it was in like the 90s. Maybe. It was so long. Yeah, it was a pilot and the co-pilot. That means that Luke is correct. Did you know you knew that story? Yeah. Oh, Luke.

Cheating. Sorry. Sorry. No, not cheating culture. Well, that means each of you get to point there, meaning the scores remain locked up five points a piece going into the final round, which is worth triple points, but that doesn't really matter, seeing as you're all level anyway.

But the final question- So really, the first five rounds didn't matter. No, come on. They mattered. They mattered, they definitely mattered. So the victory. So final question is from Paige Carroll from Arizona. Arizona.

What is the synopsis of the 20, 2001 film Bones? So this will probably be your longest answer, like. Sorry, say one more time. What is the synopsis of the 20, the 2001 film Bones? Well, just whoever's seen it's gonna fucking. What, I'm hoping no one's seen it, it's a pretty obscure film. I haven hoping no one's saying it. It's pretty obscure. I haven't seen it.

Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, they normally just shit films on this question. Right. To know I'm saying it or, yeah. While you're writing those answers, here's some more info about Stephen, who quit his job, Stephen Slater. The question writer Stephen actually wrote, I too am a flight attendant, and all of us

have dreamed of doing a Stephen Slater at some point. For Nine News, Kate Keshaw writes, when US flight attendant Stephen Slater spectacularly quit his job aboard a JetBlue flight by grabbing a few beers and sipping down the plane's emergency slide, it would become one of the most talked about public meltdowns hardly anyone would see. The 28 yearyear-old veteran of the skies made international headlines in 2010 when he used the in-flight PA system on flight 1052 to verbally abuse a female passenger, announce he was quitting, before deploying the evacuation slide after the plane had landed. The media and social media circus that surrounded the event is hard to make sense of even now,

he later said. The circus, he refers to, is his instant celebrity status. In the hours following his public breakdown, someone had set up a fan page that attracted 250,000 people, he was given a part in a film, and over the years has appeared on more than a dozen television shows. It was a heady, surreal and very ridiculous time, he said. Slater vividly remembers the day he slid out of the jet-blue plane which had just arrived in New York City from Pittsburgh.

I was exhausted, demoralised and very angry. I'd been commuting weekly from New York to Los Angeles to care for my mother who was dying of cancer. He claims his employer was abusive and had just illegally denied his request for federally mandated family leave after withdrawing an offer to transfer him to LAX. Coupled with this, he was also dealing with a personal battle with alcoholism and claims he was assaulted and injured by a passenger on the flight ahead of landing. In short, he was at breaking point. I've been more than candid about having struggled with alcoholism and how that played a small role in what transpired. Much has been reported about my recovery and

the fact that I am healthier and happier on that front now. Although unplanned and not very well thought out, my egress was a liberating act of self-care. He says on the way down the slide he felt a lightening of the soul and when he reached the bottom felt exhilarated and free. I have no regrets and I'm thankful to be out of an untenable situation with an abusive employer and industry," he said. For his actions, Slater was arrested and charged with criminal mischief, reckless endangerment and criminal trespass. He pleaded guilty and agreed to undergo counselling and substance abuse treatment. He was given a court ordered one year's probation. Woo! Alright the answers are in for the final question.

Triple points up for Grabs. It's true to anyone's game. Scores a level apart from the house who is failing. What is the synopsis of the 2001 film Bones? A father whose daughter suffers from a rare medical condition weakening her bones is desperate to help her but can't pay the medical bills required. He finds out that she needs all of her bones replaced and he needs to find those bones. He begins robbing graves, only taking one bone from each one. 206 grave robberies later his daughter is cured and he is thrilled

yet racked with guilt. Yuck. Love to know how wracked was spelled. That wouldn't- Okay, go on. Option two, the small town is rocked when a series of bizarre murders leaves only broken mangled bones behind. A washed up detective and a skeptical forensic expert are forced to team up when they discover the grisly pattern matches an old unsolved case involving a cult that worshiped bones as a gateway to immortality. The closer they get to the truth, the more they realise the bones might be more than

just evidence. They could be the key to unleashing something far worse, some sort of bone-pocalypse. I like that one! I'd watch that. Option 3. A man who works as a butcher in a small town in New Jersey, finds a dead body in one of his bins and becomes obsessed with solving the murder,

all while trying to successfully run his business and avoid any issues with the mafia. That's option three. Option four, Jimmy Bones is a legendary protector and patron of his thriving neighborhood. Cool, handsome, and respected. Bones is the benevolent caret patron of his thriving neighbourhood. Cool, handsome and respected. Bones is the benevolent caretaker of his people until he's betrayed by those closest to him. Flash forward 20 years, crime and drugs have crumbled the neighbourhood and Jimmy Bones

has become a charismatic emblem of better times. But his spirit is about to make a comeback. That's option four. I'm not looking forward to these being having to be read out. No, I'll summarize. Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry. Then you got second last one. When a bumbling down on his luck chiropractor accidentally

unlocks a cursed skeleton in his basement, he unwittingly brings to life an army of mischievous talking bones, each with their own unique talent, such as juggling skeleton, fire breathing skeleton and close up magic skeleton. I love this one! Now the Chiropractor must team up with a quirky group of misfit friends to stop skeletons from turning the town into a chaotic, bone filled carnival of mayhem.

Or finally, 17 year old Jessica lives in her deceased parents house in leafy Forestville. The town folk rallied around her and helped her get her life back on track. When local children begin to go missing those suspicions abound. The town has a dark past and they don't talk and they don't like to talk about it. Is there something about Jessica or something about the house that could unlock the mystery? All right, there you six options. Oh! Adele, you're up first. I'll try and quickly run through them all. Go ahead.

So you've got the father who gets his daughter's bone replacements. You've got the bone pocalypse, which is sort of like X-Files and then bone pocalypse. And then you've got the butcher who is trying to solve a murder while avoiding the mafia. You got Jimmy Bones, legendary protector of his thriving neighborhood, but he dies Jessica, who is trying to solve a murder while avoiding the mafia. You got Jimmy Bones, legendary protector of his thriving neighborhood, but he dies and

comes back when the town's gone to shit, but he's now a ghost. You got the down on his chiropractor, who gets the gang of magician and juggling skeletons together. Or you've got the 17-year-old Jessica living in her deceased parents house in leafy Forestville. But is it something about Jessica or the house that could unlock the mystery? I feel like the third one and the last one sound the most promising. So you're going... I'm gonna pick Jessica as a feminist.

I want the main character to be female. I think that's a powerful stance you've made. Yeah. I think that actually, that could have repercussions across the feminist world. It could. When this episode's released. Yeah.

Luke, what do you think? I'm gonna go, it's a fucking stab in the dark all the time. Bonepocalypse. Bonepocalypse. Hell yeah. Uncock-a-pipspse. Bone pocalypse. Hell yeah. Uncock-a-pips or whatever, yeah. Look at that, for Luke. I feel like Jessica as well.

And not just because I'm feminist, just because the way it was written, I go, okay. It felt the most like it was trying to sell me a film. Yeah, same, and I was like, and there's no mention of bones in it. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, when it's more subtle, the bones of the house. Yeah, like this, they're going, eh. when it's more subtle the bones of the house.

Yeah like this they're going, ehh. We don't even care about the bones. Alright well, here's who wrote the answers. I think they're all fantastic by the way. No, I hated mine. The father, well I mean, I think that's a reflection on Wapa. I know what yours is, I reckon. Yeah you know because you know I'm obsessed.

Okay, yeah go on. Eloise's is the one where she's trying to avoid the mafia. Butcher, yeah. Butcher, yeah. Yeah, he knew it was that. He knows. You love butchers. No, I love.

You know the tart shop, that used to be a butcher's. He still says it about. I do love butchers, but I- She loves sopranos. I love the sopranos, so he knew. New Jersey straight in. That's so fun. The one about the father replacing the bones of his daughter,

that was Adele. I thought that was fantastic. Pretty good. It was pretty good though, that, that was Adele. I thought that was fantastic. Pretty good. It was pretty good though, that got me for a bit. I thought, it's obviously a shit weird film, like a fucking terrible, that sounds pretty good. People would watch it. I'm into it.

I think I, and maybe- It's a great pitch. I oversold it when I was like 206 robberies later. Yeah. No, but it's a good time. Wait, I think there was a montage there. I think we're picking up. Yeah, I assume that that's not, God, that's a long film. The one about the-

That's a montage, montage. The chiropractor and the bone, the juggling skeletons, et cetera. That was Paige, okay, the how. I was kinda hoping that'd be it. That's so good. Yeah, that's amazing. That's a fun one.

That was cute, that was like a kids show. Luke, you went for the one about bonepocalypse, which is also written by Paige, okay, the how. Shit. Oh, sorry, Luke. It's okay. Adele you and Eloise both went for 17 year old Jessica and as feminists and this is a great move because you gave your points to Luke Heggie. No. Damn it. They're all feminists and there's men all along. But of course, of course, he had to get me one more time.

Sting us one more time. And that means no one got the correct answer. Am I? Jimmy Bones is a legendary protector. Jimmy Bones is such a dark name. And you know who plays Jimmy Bones? Who? Snoop Dogg. Oh my God.

You know what? There was something about that Jimmy Bones. I was like, of course I would make a movie called Jimmy Bones and call it Bones. It sounds a bit like in Mafia shit too. something about that Jimmy Bones. I was like, of course I would make a movie called Jimmy Bones and call it Bones. It sounds a bit like in Mafia shit too. Yeah, like butcher bones, like whatever. So, before I go final scores, Page Rites. I watched this with my husband and it's so fun and terrible. Exactly what we love. Definitely a good group watch. Rotten Tomatoes has critics giving it a 27% approval rating. Audience slightly more favorable, 39%. A review from Michael S. reads,

weak horror film that wastes noot playing a vengeful ghost. Shamelessly cribs from better horror films like Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser and Evil Dead. But Trace Thurman disagrees writing, much better than its reputation would have you expect. Bones is a weird and impressive horror entry from Ernest Dickerson. Wow. Alright, final scores. In the end, the house gets all the way up to two points. The house doesn't get points in the final round. Congratulations.

In equal second place, both on five points, it's Eloise and Adele. That's how you do it, you stick together. Wow, feminism. Yes. If we combine our points we would win. Unfortunately that's not quite true because... That's how you do it, you stick together. Yes. If we combine our points, we would win. Yeah. Unfortunately, that's not quite true because Luke got six points in the final round,

getting him up to 11 to take out the day. Give it up for Luke. Little conniving, sneaky sneaky. I think you're worse. Congratulations. You're worse. Do you reckon I'm worse? At conniving.

You reckon I'm more like the new? Yeah. You're worse. Do you reckon I'm worse? At conniving. You reckon I'm more like that than you? Yeah. You're a sneak. This episode's coming out early May. Where can people find you then? You're just- Sydney, Brisbane, Perth comedy festivals and then a slew of regional towns around Australia.

Sick. Lookheggy.com for details. Yes, lookheggy.com. I'm gonna be Brisbane, Sydney, Auckland in May and you can find me just on my Instagram. Weasel Squeezer. W E Z A S Q E Z A. Weasel Squeezer. Love it. And Del?

I'm going to be on the way home from Australia. I'm stopping in Vietnam for a week to look at Vietnam. Jealous. Yeah. And then I'm doing a bunch of UK festivals. I'll be in Cambridge and Ventner and Derby and Droitwich and Oh my God. These things sound real. Yeah.

Droitwich. Oxford and Durham and then Edinburgh. Well, what's your website? I don't have a website, but I'm on Instagram. It's a Del Cliff comedy. I'm the only one. Awesome. All right. Thanks so much for joining us.

Thanks so much for being on the show. Appreciate it. Thanks for having us. Hey, cheers to tuning us. Thanks so much for being on the show. Appreciate it. Thanks for having us. Hey, cheers to tuning in to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart. Now that you know what, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. And yeah, this is, yeah, the silences will be edited out. Yeah, good. Can you keep them? I mean, we could keep them as well. It's quite calming.

Yeah, I think I feel like I'm losing my mind playing this game. No, you're not losing your mind. These silences are really happening. It's not just your head. Thank God. No, thanks for saying that. Oh, thank God. Um, yes, I think, yeah, no, I think slow podcasting would be something. It could be something. I am more ASMR God. Yes. I think slow podcasting could be something. Like more ASMR vibes.

Yeah. There's not much happening. I listen to podcasts at night and audiobooks at like 70% or 60%. Oh, yeah. Really slow them down. You'd sleep in a minute, wouldn't you? Yeah, I don't get far into them. That'd be great.

Do you know what I watch to get to sleep? I watch a Russian man getting massages. Oh, OK. His name's Timur. That's nice. And he always talks to them in Russian. So it's just people chatting in Russian about techniques for massage and it's very calming. Yeah.

You're getting relaxed. Watching a man get relaxed. Yeah. I feel like it's weird. No, no. I think that's... No, not you. I'm just trying to... No, I said, but that was an appropriate time to say that.

No. I hope it bleeds into one of your answers. Russian massage technique. Uh-oh. That's a nice t-shirt, Luke. Do you like the outdoors? It looks like you could be trying to be camouflaged in somewhere.

Okay. That's a positive. I love it, but I'm laughing because I'm going, I'm like this going. We just keep quiet until she finishes. Guys, stop, I feel so embarrassed. I wish I had a coffee today. Would caffeine help this?

I feel like I have to do this. What an idiot. Oh she can still hear. Yeah we're still talking in the same room. Lou! Thank god she's not listening. Yeah just being outdoors a couple of hours on the bike. But not trying to be camouflaged.

No fair. On a bike arguably you want people to see you. That's lead to an accident. Have you ever ridden an exciting bicycle? I'm just trying to fill the time. Well my current bicycle, my travel bicycle is a Brompton Fold-Up. That's quite exciting. I've ridden one of them. They're so cool. I've also ridden a Penny Farthing. They're so cool. Really? Yeah. Big wheel, Small wheel. Yeah. Hard to get on. It's very hard to get on. And you get off, just jump off. I climbed up onto it whilst it was resting against a wall and then started cycling.

And then to get off, I just slowly fell sideways, which was the easiest thing to do. That is a very whimsical way to get around. Was it a vintage or a new one? Like a modern version of one? I think it was a modern one. It was on a TV show where I was like the assistant, runnery person making tea and coffee. But I was like, I'm not gonna let that go by

and not have a ride on it. So I did. Like it was some sort of period piece kind of show? Yeah, it was a kid's show. I hate it, I hate it. Anyway, it's not a... I'd love it if it's just a trick and yours is like two words.

Yeah. So succinct, so. That's actually, imagine if I was acting, do that's just a trick and yours is like two words. So succinct. So that's actually acting. I mean, well, you are an actress. Yeah, I mean, pop culture expert actress. Thank you, Luke. There's nothing you can't slash won't do. Yes. Actually, there are some things I won't do.

Okay. These are all good answers. Well done, everyone. That's a real crap. Just one all good answers. Well done, everyone. That's a real crap. Just one more to come. Luke, stop. Luke, don't have to bully me. I'm obviously like now I'm on a bit of a roll.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. One little victory. Queen of Sheba. Queen of Sheba. That's my favourite. Queen of Sheba. Queen of Sheba. That's my favourite. Queen of Sheba. That's my next show title, I reckon. All right. The... Oh, that's so funny.

OK. I mean... Oh, can we? Well, no, I mean, this is just for the ad to go in, but... Oh. What are we selling? I mean... I don't like mine for this one. I don't like yours either.

I hate it. I actually hate it. No, I like the beef. I like it. This is great. I mean, only. I can't maintain it. Only two really supportive women could beef like this.

Yeah, that's so true. True. We are the best feminists and that's what Feministism about, being the best feminist. Yes, it is about that. being the best one at it. Conquering all the other ones. Yes. Become the best. Yeah, destroying the other ones as well.

I'm pretty good at it too. Yeah, you're one of the best feminists. Yeah, I've always said that. That's what I keep telling them. That's what I keep telling them is killing me. I won a march once. You won a march? Yeah, just around the head.

Yeah. Yeah, they're always so slow on those things. Pretty slow. Yeah. Yeah. Although weirdly, the finish line has normally been held by multiple people on a march. So it's quite hard to get through it first. Yeah. They need a little help, extra strength. They like it when you do break that pattern that's saying women's rights. This chair hates me. Yeah, that chair has been. I've sat on that one before, it's annoying.

Oh no. And you didn't warn me. Babe, I didn't know it was gonna be that one. I thought it was here, because I've never sat in that one before, as in that section before. Okay, well thank you. Maybe I sat here and here.

No, if you sat where you thought it was, that was feminist. Do you want to mean? Yeah. I just want to let you know that you three have been fantastic today. Really? Oh yeah. Oh, thank you. Do you have any sort of sticker system that we can go on the way out to say that?

Yeah. That was fantastic. Yeah. I feel like I'm not doing my best today because I haven't eaten properly or had a coffee. You haven't had a coffee. Hmm. Oh my God. And despite despite that you're still equal leading. So you can only imagine how good you'd be doing.

You should give her an extra few points just for them. Yeah actually can you do that? No, no. I just remembered that Adele's only in the equal lead because of a pity point if you remember. See you've got to take the pity points where you can get them. I forgot about that. I'm not below begging.

Well, you were let down by the sisterhood. I was, yeah. I'm sorry. That's why, luckily, I was there as a true member of the sisterhood. Yeah, yeah. Yes, true member. Yeah, can I get a sticker saying something to that effect? Sure, I'll see what got into my bag.

Fantastic. Oh my God, this is a real twist. Eloise is the first to get one in. Yeah, but I studied film. Oh, okay. But I studied film. Oh, okay, well that's fine. So do you know what I mean?

It's like kind of, this is, but I'm not happy and I feel like I couldn't give you my best. Did you go to WAPA? I went to WAPA, yeah. WAPA. But that wasn't for film. That's one of the great names of the school. Yeah, but that wasn't for film, that was for acting and musical theatre. Right. Where'd you go to film school? I went to Curtin University and I did film and journalism. Bloody hell, you

got many strings in your bow or whatever. Thank you. People don't want to believe it. I believe it. Hey, leave some for the rest of us. Oh, well, wouldn't they? People don't want to believe it. I believe they leave some for the rest of them wouldn't they because hi look here we go full circle shows on every night after next three nights. Only three nights? 10 to the 12th of April. That's gone. You've closed yeah. Where are you going next? You're going Edinburgh. I haven't opened yet. Oh wait sorry we're done now. No this is after now I'm going yeah Edinburgh.'re going to Edinburgh. I haven't opened yet. Oh wait, sorry. Oh no, we're done now. This isn't going out live, no. No, this is after.

Now I'm going, yeah Edinburgh. Yeah, come to Edinburgh. Going to Edinburgh. Yeah. Oh, I hated that. You changed your name in your show for Edinburgh? People asked me that, but I think saying Australia's is almost like a good marketing.

Some people are gonna change it to the world. So I was like, no, not yet. I think that makes sense. Australia's a bit more like they go, we like those, you know? There's a lot of gimme-creery and comedy. I don't necessarily think that, do they? Um, I don't know. English?

I think that they like us. I think they treat us like cousins, like they like us, you know? Whenever I'm over there, they ask, you know, they want to tell you about your reputation. They say, oh, you've got a reputation of being real racist. Yeah, racist and... It and an interesting thing there to get from English it's funny cuz I go wait a minute you guys brought that here to us and I'm like well I'm Greek so it's not really you know what I mean really when I'm not a convict you know yeah I wish I wasn't still writing my

answer and compare attention to what you're saying. Sorry. No, no, no. You have to do that. You don't need to. I don't want you to pay attention to this. But no, I feel like, yeah, because if I said the worlds first, that's a bit... There's a lot of gimmick around comedy, like worlds this, worlds that. So you'd better swing it. I think it's really, I feel like it, yeah, I think slightly neater stands out more. The world is like...

The world's a bit like, the world? I've forgotten. I've forgotten by the end of the name of the show. The world, you're going, oh, where are we in New York? I go, New York's best coffee. Like, you know what I mean? The world's best coffee. It's like-

World series baseball champions. Yeah, I go, okay, not everyone plays baseball in the whole world. Lot of world's best pies here too though. Yes. World's best vanilla slice. Yeah. I love a vanilla slice. God, I'm so hungry.

Yeah, I'm hungry. Oh, you gotta go, if you like sort of custody treats and coffee. Yeah, I'm gonna go to Donny's Deli up there. But what's up there? Oh, Donny's Deli's great, but it's called Nata's tarts or something. Yum. And a guy who just does Portuguese tarts, but which are like the- They're the best ones. I love Portuguese tarts. There's chorizo and mushroom. Yum. And a bunch of the rhubarb ones real good. Good for him.

But they, and the coffee there is really good. That's amazing. Oh, that's good to know. Yeah. If you're looking for a second course. I had breakfast there this morning, three courses of tarts. God, I'm obsessed with that for you. Pretty good.

Yeah, I'm actually obsessed with that for you. I'm gonna I'm googling it as I speak. That's it I was putting this quiz together having a three course meal of tarts. All cold? Are they hot? They can they warm them up yeah like they bake them on premises. I'm going there. Yeah that was so good. Oh my god that's so I don't understand why Melbourne is so never mind Something wrong with Melbourne something wrong with America But I love Melbourne, but then I if I have to get somewhere fast and I'm up here I go and have to go south I go what the hell yeah, I mean, I'm like an hour and a half away from home On my bike. Oh, it's so hard. I've got to get I've just got to be yeah

I'm just double checking. I'm gonna have to get an Uber and it'll only, yeah. What, an hour? You know what I mean? Yeah, that's crazy. Isn't that, that is, Sydney's sprawled as well. Yeah, but not like that. It's good to have a studio a fucking hour away, you know? It's all fairly central.

Right, gotcha. It's all in the middle. Yeah, yeah. I think you got little subsidiary business to start with. In Melbourne, most people live around here in comedy. Yeah, okay. So it's not as crazy. So it doesn't matter live around here in comedy. Yeah, OK. So it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

But I've got to go to a dance studio in South Yarra and I was like, help! Looking at the map anyway. Yeah, I don't know, nearly, yeah, not all old school comedians are South Yarra, but everyone else is sort of... Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. I'm in the South. Staying in the South.

Well, yeah, because you can afford it. Yeah. I can afford it? I'm staying on a fucking couch, man. Beautiful! That's a nice couch. Yeah, it's afford it. Yeah, I can afford it. Yeah, I'm staying on a fucking couch, man Yeah, it's pretty nice I'm staying in st. Kilda. Oh That is classic as you know English backpackers. Yeah, I'm staying on my producers

Collingwood yeah, that's not too far from here. Woo! Creamy about that. I'd love to find out. All right. Just waiting for one whimsical English answer. Do you want me to put some British emojis on the end of it or something? British emojis is for me. The Union Jack flag. Yeah.

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