Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 140 - Dane Simpson, Isaac Compton and Janet McLeod

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features comedians Dane Simpson, Isaac Compton and Janet McLeod!Check out Matt's stand up special: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Who Knew with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest runs Australia's longest running independent comedy night, Local Laughs, it's Janet McCloud. She's the best. Oh my gosh, she's my favorite. It's me. Every Monday night, 8.30pm at the local. Yeah, that's it.

And it's a big rotating tap kind of craft beer pub as well. It is. It's got 20 on tap beers and somewhere, you know, up to 100 others, you know. And yeah. Oh, that's cool. Can I just point out that I am taking a break directly after festival for the... That's true. Only the second time ever. This episode's coming out in May, but you're on break till... On June the 2nd.

June the 2nd. It'll be coming up in a couple weeks. Yeah, that's right. And it'll be... it's a big party one, isn't it? Oh, well June 16th is the 22nd birthday of Local LARP. So cool. I know we've been drinking in America for over a year. I don't know. local laughs. Oh wow. I know we've been drinking in America for over a year.

Our second guest this week appeared on Channel 9's The Summit. It's Isaac Compton. Yay I love that that's the reference. I fucking hate it. Oh it's when my friends back home in Newcastle be like they'd introduce me to someone new and they'd be like, oh, this is my friend Isaac. He was on a TV show. Yeah. And like, I also have other... Yeah, wow. No, no, no.

That's how I introduce you. I either introduce you as the guy from the summit or the guy that wears big Boodoo energy t-shirts for Clothing the Gaps. Oh, I thought... For all our non-Indians out there, I'm going to introduce you to the guy from the summit. shirts for Clothing the Gaps. For all our non-Indigenous listeners, if you'd like to know what wood is, Google it. Google it. And don't do Google Image.

Yeah. Unless you want that experience. Yeah, yeah. Straight Civilized Economics. And how would you prefer to be introduced? Social media superstar. that experience. Yeah, yeah. Because I was economic. I guess. How would you prefer to be introduced? Social media superstar. Yeah, you prefer to be big tick tocker.

Big, big, big tick tocker. That's fantastic. Big tick tock energy. Entertainer. Entertainer. Oh, all right. Man of many pole dancing. I mean, yeah, you're leaving a lot up to people's imagination, which I like.

All right. Well, I'll go again. I kind of may or may not edit this out. Our second guest this week is an entertainer. It's Isaac Compton. Thank you for having me. Oh, bringing that big, blue energy. Yep. Yep. Just so it stays in. That's all I need.

And our third guest this week has appeared on Have You Been Paying Attention? And thank god you're here. It's the king of Wagga Wagga, Dane Simpson. Yeah, I was also on the TV show called The Summit as well. You're on the Great Australian Race? Yeah, the Amazing Race. The Great Australian Race. I got two of the words right, one of them was the. The Great Australian Race around the world.

Summer, to the summer. I've seen that episode, it's called the Average Stroll. I come from the Great Australian Race. Yeah. Yeah, you do, baby. I come from the great Australian race Yeah, this is don't know Dane he's he's a white pride guy I reckon both your listeners know that I'm not a white pride guy. Yeah, they know exactly who I am. They know exactly.

The entertainer has just keeled over. Alright, so the way that, well, yeah, at the moment, at the time of recording, we're at the end of the comedy festival. Janet's producing your two shows. How's your time been in Melbourne? Oh, terrible. I mean, oh oh sorry. It's been good. Yeah, I've had a ball. It's been absolutely fantastic now that we're getting to the end. Yeah. Like calls. When Isaac was on recently. What did you call me? I'm pretty sure Isaac said that he blamed you for the name. I don't think he was.

I had no input on that name. I like the name. But yeah, Isaac was like... When he said I have no input on the name, I was looking at him. Yeah. And then it just went... yeah. Like, oh. Like, oh.

I always wanted to register the name. Can I just point that out? Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I always want to add to register the name. Can I just put that out? Yeah, yeah, that's true. Spell check was going mad as well. Oh, yeah, that doesn't recognise the sea-less black. I know Spell check is racist. Who would have thought? The sea-less black.

He was such conviction in the way he said it. No, they were like, you know. It sounds like a maritime tale, the Seeless Black. And if anyone's a Black Sea, it's this fellow you're next to. All right. So the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers as well as the real one and have to guess which one is correct. And the first question comes from listener James Burton from Tregarth in Old North Wales.

Any relation to Tim? I assume. I'm assuming. Probably. Got to assume. How many Burton's can there be? Yeah, there can only be two. There's no...

Yeah. I'm all right. So, James's question is, what does the Welsh saying slash mild insult, insult, recan vel cy davaid gian guta mean? That's the Welsh. So you just got to translate. It's going to make something up. A Welsh. So you just got to translate, you just got to make something up, a Welsh, give us the English version of a mild, apparently a mild Welsh insult or saying.

Oh, it's an insult or saying. Oh yeah. Okay. All right. And while you're writing those answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get a point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant and another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the, and I've put two of my own fake answers in

with the help of the question writers, and I get a point for each one of those that our guests choose. So each of us can score up to 3 points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favours me, The House. And The House sometimes wins for that reason. Though to offset that, the final round's worth triple points for the guests and not for the house Anyway, most of our questions come from a great patreon supporters If you want to submit a question sign up on any level by patreon.com slash to go on pod

Which is linked in the show notes. Oh my gosh, the answers are in for question. Yeah What does the Welsh saying or mild insult? reckon Velki David Giant Guta and I'm pretty sure I'm nailing that pronunciation Well, actually James has written it out phonetically and I still don't think I'm nailing it Here are your options I've just read some of your answers. Oh my god Here we go. This is gonna be hard to pick

May the local ale corrode your Boodoo. Am I saying that right? Boodoo. Just quickly. Yeah. The idea is to write an answer that we can't pick

and you put an aboriginal word in a Welsh Scottish well yeah well this is a translation of it though. You put an aboriginal word from here yeah from a foreign saying and you're trying to trick us I don't think you understand how this game works. I reckon you know how this game works. No, I'm very aware how this game works. I knew I was going to struggle to keep control of this game with you three on. And that has proved correct very quickly. So that's option one. Question one. I'm waiting for that one.

Option two. Your ears are so big you could hear the sunrise on Pluto Option three farting like a sheepdog on a short chain. Nice option for your slimmier than a Loch Ness crotch Five a large person trying to hide behind a skinny tree or you are a gigantic penis behind a skinny tree or you are a gigantic penis. Is that, is that what Boodoo means? So technically, if you choose either of those, it's all the same. It's in the same family. All right, Janet, you're up first. What are you thinking?

Uh, I, I, I'm thinking? I'm thinking that the I'm going with the dog one I'm totally going with the dog. Sheep dog or short chain? Sheep dog short chain because the Welsh have plenty of sheep right and a similar reputation as New Zealanders in that regards in the UK. Yes. So the United Kingdom pick on them. That they're very nice people and they, you know, they, they provide, they provide wool to the... That's... Oh, oh dear.

As in they root the sheep? I was like, I, what? I don't think I've ever heard that about New Zealanders. No, that's a strange... That's the only thing I've heard about New Zealanders. It's weird. To be fair, you do look like a sheep. Mate, I'm going to go with the dog answer too.

I love singing Loch Ness. Yeah, but it's that's that's Scottish. So you can't really think that it's it. Are the Welsh going to have an insult that refers to the Scots? Well, maybe it's a negative thing, right? So you're like, even slimmier than a Scottish monster. Not like our clean Welsh monsters. Yeah.

All right, Isaac, looking the sheepdog fart for you as well. Can I have them again? Sure. May the local ale corrode your budu? I've never said the word before today, now I've said it three times. And I think pronounced it differently each time. I think you have, but it's also, you nailed it. Nailed it that time, three times a charm. Your ears are so big you could hear the sunrise on Pluto.

Fighting like a sheepdog on a short chain. You're slimier than a Loch Ness crotch. A large person trying to hide behind, you're a large person trying to hide behind a skinny tree or you are a gigantic penis. I love this. I'm gonna go with large person hiding behind a tree. All right, locking that in. I think that's funny.

There's also a lot of references to penises in that cr Yeah. Crutch. More than you think. I think we need to rain rain back the dicks guys. Well, I mean, that's fine. Maybe what? That's the real one. But we do have a crotch, a penis and a Buddha.

Let's see who wrote those. Your gigantic penis was Dane. Corroge your Buddha was Janet. And Loch Ness crotch was Ozay. It's called a red herring, guys. That's why I was like, you don't know how to play, brother. Janet got you good. Yeah, but no, but I'm like, I'm not going to pick that.

I know, I just wanted you to think the same, did I? Yeah, it's just a little throw off. This is how we begin the game. man not the game. It is amazing that all three of you wrote a version of dick dick More of me really wouldn't you? Three different words for it as well from the anatomical. Yeah Danes crotch to the sort of the vague Sorry penis for Dane the vagueness of Isaac's crotch and then the very specific Janet Budu. I can't believe I colonized a Budu. Dane's gone for large person trying to hide behind a skinny tree. That was written

by James aka the house meaning that Janet and Isaac are correct it's farting like a sheepdog on a short chain. I knew it was but I just wanted to yeah yeah that's right the risk that's that's right Dane definitely would have got that right if he had played the game correctly thought about it and it just sounded right especially your arm your explanation really gave it away. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that starts to sound. I also love that you are mixing up races.

Yeah, yeah, I fucked that completely. I tried to drop the fuck away. I appreciate you as a good host. And yeah. So after one round, day near to score, everyone else on a single point. That's all that matters. That's all I care about. I don't care if Janet wins or the house wins. I want to beat Dane Simpson.

Nah, nah, nah. Yeah. All right, it's on. Question two comes from Charlie Habit from Chicago. Oh. And the question is, which of these are real species of beetle? Mm-hmm. So you've just got to come up with a fake beetle species name.

Don't have to describe it, just the name of a species of beetle. And Ringo Starr. Oh, now we're going to have to find a new one. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on that Welsh phrase. James writes, it means farting when taken by surprise. Some other sayings, it would be fun to hear Matt try to pronounce. Thanks mate, appreciate you throwing me under the bus. Velrec moon pot jam, which means useless, but more literally like a fart in a jam jar. Then you've got

dysglereo felsileo chi which means shining like a dog's testicles. I think it's a positive thing. And finally felsiadalgok which means like a dog with two knobs, which means so excited, you don't know what to do with yourself. Beautiful language, Welsh. All right, the answer in. Here is question number two. What is a real species of beetle?

Okay. Stickman walker, confused flower beetle, pathetic Wadler, parrot-beaked hardback, Grey Gregory, or Poplehopper. Ooh. Can we have those three one more time? Yeah. Sure. It will sound fucking great. When you said three, there's more than three.

You said, can we have those three again? Oh, did I? Oh, can we have those again? That's what I meant. Yeah. Janet. Janet's getting in Isaac's head I can see. That's right. Janet runs multiple trivia nights for the listeners if you don't know and playing with a bit of an advantage there. Yeah. All right so here are the options. Just cause Janet knows numbers.

Janet can count, so she's. Yeah, she's got one up. One up? One up? It's three. Sorry. All right, here are the options one more time. Stickman Walker, confused flower beetle, pathetic waddler, parrot beaked hardback, grey Gregory or popoplehopper?

Sure go, Isaac, what do you reckon? Mmm. I think I'll take the Pathetic Walker. Oh. Pathetic Waddler? Waddler, yeah. That was you last night after the festival club. I was actually just thinking about Dane's

run on the run on the Amazing Race. For those who don't know, how'd you go on the Amazing Race? I can't remember. If you put it into an Excel spreadsheet and sorted it backwards. You were first. Yeah. If you if if you times out being paid per step. We won. No matter where you go, no matter where you go. OK, you know it.

Yeah, absolutely. Dad says that. Dad goes, we won. Yeah. And then we'll talk to Rove and Rove goes, you came last. And he goes, yeah, but I get paid the same. So we won. Yeah. And I agree, yeah, but I get paid the same. So we won. Yeah. And I agree with this, Dad. So fun. Yeah. I love picturing your dad and Rove having a chat.

Yeah. Yeah. That's insane. Isn't it? Did he bring up any old catchphrases or anything? Of course he does. I can picture it all. He brought up everything. Yeah. Who would you who would I turn gay for, Rove? I'll put up this one. Rove doesn't say a single word. He doesn't say. He's played both parts of the combo. He's shripply the best. Tina Tuna. He was the classic, classic dad gags.

That's so funny. Yeah. All right. So we've got the pathetic Waddler named after Dane. Locked in for Isaac. What do you think, Dane? Confused something. The confused flower beetle. Confused flower beetle. All right. Locked in for Dane. What do you think, Jane?

I'm definitely, look, I'm the, the it's between two, it's either Stickmin Walker or the Grey Gregory. So I'm going Stickmin Walker because it sounds more fun. It is fun. It is a fun one. Also for the listeners, Janet's got a pen and pad out. The notes are being taken. Can I also point out that the paper that I'm using, it's on the back of a sheet of cryptic

crosswords. Timescript. We're fucked. Yeah. All right. Because the first question on that crossword is, is Stickman Walker the correct... All right. Here's who wrote the answers.

Greg Gregory, which generally almost went forward. That was the house. Popplehopper, which I can't believe even, didn't really even get discussed, that was Isaac. So that was fantastic stuff. Popplehopper's pretty good. Fun to say too. Popplehopper.

Tried it at home. Parrot beaked hard back was Janet. The pathetic Wadler, Isaac went for that, it was actually Charlie, the question writer, aka the house. Five of C, Charlie. Wow. You're going down, mate. You've made a powerful enemy. Janna went for Stickman Walker that was Dane. Dane's second answer as well. First answer Dane came through was Brown Hornback. Yeah. And I mean, you made, you pulled the right round there because you got a point there.

Well done. Well, in fact, you got two points because you're also correct. Confused flower beetle is the real beetle. Yay. All right, I retire. Thank you so much for having me. You came back hard in round two there.

Don't you move. Yes. So now after two rounds, the scoring has really flipped around. Isaac and Janet on one point, but out in front on on two points apiece it's Dane in the house. Oh I want Dane to win for a change. Yeah. Because he hasn't won. Just for a change. He didn't win the amazing race. But he's on such a good streak and it's enjoyable to watch. Question number three comes from Joff from Colac. Have you ever been on a

LOL radio in Colac? Hello Joff, Joff Ties. Yes you have. I sorted it out for you once. Yeah yeah yeah absolutely. Joff is great. Joff's a great supporter of Aussie comedy and this show and Joff's question is... Colac's where Stingray from Neighbours comes from. Bloody hell. Yeah. So good. I'm going to I'm doing the road show in Coalach this year. Oh yeah, really? Yeah. So I get to catch up with Jof again.

Jof's question is, what unusual sport was trialled at the Paris 1900 Olympics? So in the Paris Olympics in the year 1900, they trialled a sport that did not take off. What was that sport? And I just need the name of the sport. What were the events name? And while you're so, yeah, I think something obscure, it's not soccer. Football. I'm sorry.

Sorry. That is pretty obscure, though. Yeah. Well, depending on where you are. Sorry, Matt. I'm sorry. That is pretty obscure though. Yeah, yeah. Well, depending on where you are. Sorry, Matt. What year was it? 1900. Thank you.

So I guess I think that was the second modern Olympics. It is. It is. The first one being 1896 in Athens. We have so much trouble. Yeah. Well, enjoy this lead while you've got it. Yeah. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about the confused

flower beetle. According to Charlie, it's one of the most destructive and widespread pests for grain and flour being found all over the world. The confused part of their name is due to the fact that they are often mixed up with the similar looking red flower beetle. is due to the fact that they are often mixed up with the similar looking red flower beetle. Confused flower beetles are known to practice cannibalism, which serves as a form of population control and also provides valuable nutrients when food sources are low. Well, the bad news for us is that the podcast studio is locked, so that's going to happen now. Oh, yep. Dane looks tasty. Yeah. Dane, could you pull out that Captain Cook plate? We're about to serve you up.

Alright. I have a feeling I actually know the correct answer on this one, so I'm so sorry. Well no, you don't want... Oh, I know you... Yeah. I might not. Because you're gonna... Eliza gets the answer after you, so...

I'm so glad you've said this. I might not. Because you're going to, Eliza gets the answer after you, so. I'm so glad you've said this. I might not though. Or will you fall on your own sword? Yeah. So that Dane can win. Answers are in. Question number three.

What unusual sport was trialled at the Paris Olympics in the year 1900? Snail swallowing. Tunnel building. Poodle clipping. Ballooning. Snail swallowing, tunnel building, poodle clipping, ballooning, hair drenching or dog throwing. Um, Dane. Can we have those again? Sure, you'll go first Dane. Snail swallowing, tunnel building, poodle clipping, ballooning, hair drenching or dog throwing? I'm gonna go hair drenching. Hair drenching.

How do you see that sport being adjudicated? Like who can hold the most water? Yeah, yeah, who can hold the most water in their hair? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds convincing. Yeah. I think in this room it'd probably be Isaac. Isaac. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds convincing. Yeah. I think in this room, it'd probably be Isaac.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. You've got to know. Like you've also got... Man. That's really interesting. Do you think that's a separate category? Facial hair drenching? I think it would just fall under head.

Yeah. It's part of the... Body hair as well. How would you change? No, just your hair. Yeah. Would you like, yeah. Would you would you would you like hide a goon sack under your beard? That's why I got. Yeah, that's why I never made it. I think it's because too much cheating.

Too much cheating. Goon sack to international listeners. Yeah, that doesn't sound as it's not as crook as it sounds. Hi, I'm Goon. You're in a sack. All right, Janet, do you still you still believe, you know? No, no, I thought it was going to be the one of the ones that I know. So I don't. OK.

Or are you lying? Or am I lying? Shut up. I'm going to go. Will I go for the tonk throwing? Will I go for the tunnel building? Will I go for the snail one? I'm gonna go for tunnel building. Tunnel building, all right, looking at him for Janet.

Mine was between tunnel building and ballooning. Okay. Cause I was thinking like old school ballooning, potentially tunnel building building because that's a physical once I'm locked in I'm locked in hey yeah yeah all right you think you're gonna say similar thing no well you're gonna go I'm not helping you it's gonna go with the wrong one just winked from either side now. Can I hear it one more time? Snail swallowing, tunnel building, poodle clipping, ballooning, hair drenching, dog throwing.

Tunnelling. Tunnelling. All right, locking that in. Here's who wrote the answers. Dog throwing was Isaac. And that's just for distance. Is that the measurement? Yep. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't do that. No, we...

Is there a standard dog? No, yeah, but it's also up against a wall. Oh, OK. And it's measured on the splat. Not even distance. It's splat. Splat accuracy? Or larger the splat? Larger the splat. It's like accuracy or larger the splat.

Larger the splat. A lot of dog lovers listen to this show and I'm looking forward to getting their tweets. But address them to Isaac Compton, please, on TikTok. They'll be just going, you know who's the dog? Snail swallowing, that was Joff, OK, the house. That's pretty good. Ballooning, which Isaac was considering. That was Janet. All caps as well from Janet.

Oh nice. I don't know, I probably, did I? I was potentially meant to say ballooning, but... Dane went for hair drenching. I'm afraid that was the house. That's the house, no. Tunnel building. That was Janet and Isaac's guess.

That was Dane. Pow, pow, pow, pow. And that means, I think probably up there with hair drenching, the most ridiculous one is correct. Poodle clipping. Wow. Poodle clipping in Olympic sport. Is the poodle getting clipped or is the poodle getting the nails? I think. OK. I mean, you see, it's usually the usual ones.

With my answer. Yeah. Dogs are a lot of fun. The usual sports that they come up with are like live pigeon shooting, because that was one. Oh, wow. Yeah. OK. Yeah. OK. And then and then obviously that's changed into clay pigeons. Yes. Because then that's more measurable. That, okay. And then, and then obviously that's changed into clay pigeons. Yes. Because then that's more measurable on the, well, probably more.

What did they use before pigeons? Well, they used a lot less bread. Yeah. Lower overheads. At the halfway mark, the scores are now, Isaac and Jane on one point, the house on three points, but out in front on four points is Dane Simpson. I can't believe it either. Yay. Yay.

I really want him to win. I turned it on because Isaac wanted me to lose. Oh this is just a switch for you. Yeah. Yeah yeah. I was phoned it in and then he was like nah you're gonna lose and I'm like am I? Well we're only halfway through so it's still really anyone's game. Any of you Pokemon fans by chance? Um... No. No, neither. But the next question is Pokemon related. Uh oh. And it comes from Katie Mae from Burton on Trent in England.

I wonder if Burton on Trent's any relation to... Yeah, that's... To the Batman creator. To Burton on Trent. Um... Is Trent a drug? Yeah. So, do you think you're on Trent?

Anyone got any Trent? Yeah, you know what it is, it's, you know, you don't get high, you don't get low, it's just, you just feel like a regular guy. Just a regular guy. Trent, is Trent to you like just a real middle of the road name regular Trent. Trent is Trent to you like a just a real middle of the road name. Yeah. Trent. Just Trent. How are you feeling?

Totally Trent. I'm just Trent. Man, I'm Trent right now. I'm freaking out. I found my Trent. I need to smoke some Trent and just level myself out. Okay, so Katie's question is, what is the name of Pokemon number 463? There are so many Pokemons, obviously.

You just got to make up a name of a Pokemon, basically, while you're writing your answers. Here's a bit more info about Poodle Clipping. This is according to AVEX Sport. It was tried out for future games at the Paris 1900 Olympics But never had the full status of an Olympic sport Joff writes the competition included 128 competitors who had two hours to clip as many poodles as possible Clip is also that means like kill doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody will say like it's a very mafia term

Yeah, you got clipped. So I'm assuming it's cutting their hair, but maybe it's their nails? Or maybe it's just knocking them off. In two hours. It's just... That's a grim... I mean, yeah, more dogs would die than your sport. Yeah.

The gold medal was awarded to Avril Lafue, a 37-year-old from Avignon region of France who clipped 17 poodles in front of a crowd of 6,000 people. Wow. I think it's haircuts. It's got to be haircuts. Either that or it was actually clipping them and that's why they never did the sport.

Yeah, they're like, we ran out of poodles. But maybe you've got to take the dog down a dark alley. And if the dog doesn't go with you, you're telling them that you're meeting for a lunch. You've got to be a made dog. How do you how do you organise that many dogs? Yeah. How do you? Hairy dogs. Hairy dogs like unclipped poodles. They would have been just a campaign all throughout Paris.

Don't don't groom your dogs. Like if you're here leading up to the Olympics. And also, why didn't they just make clay poodles after that? Yeah, that's right. That's a really good point. All right, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back and the answers are in for question number four. What is the name of Pokemon number 463?

Here are your options. Licky Licky. Balgadore. Rhydon. Magchoo. Pink Pobblebonk. Or Jeff. Pink Pobblebonk. Or Jeff. PINK POPPEL BONK PINK POPPEL BONK

PINK POPPEL BONK PINK POPPEL BONK We're back to you Janet. So you got Licky Licky, Belgador, Rhydon, Mag Choo, Pink POPPEL BONK or Jeff? Ooh. I want it to be PINK POPPEL BONK

Just so we can sing it again. PINK POPPEL BONK PINK POPPEL BONK I want it to be pink, Pobble Bonk, just so we can sing it again. Pink. Let's do it. Pink Pobble Bonk. I wanna keep on dancing in the pink Pobble Bonk. Because usually they do look cutesy. And that does sound like a very cutesy name. It's very... Not necessarily.

Oh, that's true. There's like different categories. Like the ghost ones that are just evil looking. Yeah. So they look. Yeah. Okay. Poison Pokemon, I think it's called.

And there's also. Oh, what about. You could get. When he asked, does anyone know anything about Pokemon? I didn't say anything. You're like, no. I was like. And then now.

There is also, they do pop culture references sometimes. Like there's, yeah, different ones. So this may even be like a, whatever the singer's name. Yeah, cause we're up into. 400. It was 150 on the original series and then it went out into the world. There's many more than 400.

Okay. So if they were gonna do a pop culture reference, it'd be in the thousands. It's in the nines but does Chapel Rowan play Pokemon? That's what I'm thinking. It's got the same rhythm as Pink Pony Club. Yes. So pink Pobble Bonk could be Chapel Rowan. A little nod. I haven't heard that as an Easter egg though. So that's why I'm going, oh maybe,

but it's still got something. Okay, so that's a strong one. I like the, what was the one starting with M? Mag. Magchoo. Magchoo. That sounds like a, Sounds like big Pikachu.

Yeah. Yeah, so I was gonna say, Megachoo. And Licky, Licky is a fun one. That sounds like a... Sounds like big Pikachu. Yeah! It sounds like Mega-chu. And Licky, Licky, Licky is a fun one. Licky, Licky. Licky, Licky. Have you got a spelling? Yeah, which one do you want a spelling of?

Licky, Licky. L-I-C-K-I-L-I-C-K-Y. Licky, Licky. Licky, Licky. I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm... alright. I'm going to pick Pobblebog. I'm going to go with Licky Licky just because it's fun. Okay, Licky Licky for Janet. What were the other four? Five? Balga Doll? Because I'm not going to do the pink one. You've ruled out Pink Pony Club, you're ruling out Licky Licky? Yeah. When you say the other four you gotta let me know what the two are.

We're the ones I want to hear. Belgador, Rhydon, Magchoo and Jeff. He's thinking. Yeah, I can see that monkey just slap them cymbals up there. I'll go the first one. Licky, licky. No, no, no, no. Oh, Belgador. That's him. Belgador, Farazek.

Belgador. That leaves you day and rethinking. So can I get them all again? Licky, licky, Belgador, ride on, mag, chew, pink, Pobble, bonk, and Jeff. I was about to do it in the to the tune of We Didn't Set the Fire, but that's that's that's your bit, Isaac. Licky, licky, Belgador, ride on, mag, chew, pink, Pobble. Doesn't work.

No, that's pretty good. That was pretty good, though. And Isaac's hands, that would have been beautiful. But I don't know if you know a guy called Billy Joel. Uh huh. But that's his. His hole, not mine. The further down I met Isaac, he did a, he did a bit Australian political bit to the

tune of. I was wondering. think since then Billy Joel has covered American version of it. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah Oh that that makes sense because Isaac gave me a record with that song on it and and it There was it looked like liquid paper and I scraped it off and it said Billy Joel underneath That's weird. So, yeah. It's an Isaac Compton on top. Yeah, no, no, no, I wrote it. So what do you think, Dan?

You know, I'm going to go with Jeff. Jeff. Because that could be a pop culture reference as well. Yeah, it could be Jeff Kennett. My name is Jeff. My name's Jeff. My name's Jeff. Because that would be around, I don't know, I'm guessing, but that's like 400 and something.

Surely that's when that movie came out. It's the sleepiest of all the Pokemon. Wake up. Yeah. All right. Here's the answers. Magchu. That was Katie, the questioner on OK, the house.

Very clever. Yeah, it did sound like one of those. Like Mewtwo. I was tempted, but then I went, aw. Rhydon, I hope I'm pronouncing that right. Yeah, which is an actual Pokemon name. Oh, is it really? But that's not the right number.

I don't think so. Is that like it? It's like in the form of a Rhyno Mawar. It's a Rhyno Ostrous looking thing. Rhyno Ostrous. I was like, I hope they know this one. This one's quite popular. Right. So I was like, I'll throw a real one in there.

That's great gameplay, but because of who you're dealing with. Yeah. But like a trivia queen next to me didn't know it. If it's not Squirtle, I'm lost. Yeah. Squirtle. What a name. That is so good. I'm pretty sure that's number six or something.

Yeah. Don't Google that one. Pink. Pobblebonk. That was Janet. And I like how Janet was putting it forward, a strong case word. I was like, nah, that's not... I was like... No. A Pobblebonk. I just want to give a shout out to the guys from Foxtrot Studios who have got a Pobblebonk in their show. So I went, oh, it's just a... Pobblebonk, I just want to give a shout out to the guys from Foxdog Studios who have got a Pobblebonk in their show so I went, oh, it's just a little nod to them. Yeah, Pobblebonk in itself does sound very Pokemon-y.

Yeah. Jeff, Dane went for, that was the house I'm afraid. To me that was just a ridiculous one no one's ever guessing. Yeah, in this game that is there's no answer that no one guesses because often the real answer is pretty ridiculous. Like poodle clipping. Yeah exactly. Belgador. Isaac went for that. That was Dane. It was good. Janet is correct. It is Licky Licky. So you haven't heard of Licky Licky? No.

I mean not in the Pokemon world. You're in the ice cream world. Yeah, sure. 40 Flavours. I've licked them all. Gotta lick them all. A point for Janet, a point for Dane, and a point for them all. Yep. Gotta lick them all. Gotta lick them all. A point for Jane, a point for Dane and a point for the Hals.

And we got just two rounds to go now. Here's question number five. Comes from James H. From Southern CA, which is either Canada or California. Is he related to Mr. T at all? Preparation H. I don't even know what it is, but it's an American reference that's in songs and stuff. Yeah.

Does anyone know what it means? Oh, I think it's a hemorrhoid cream. OK. James, any relationship? James sounds like a pain in the eye. James, any relationship? James sounds like a pain in the eye. James's question is, what headline was on the NBC News website in March of 2014?

So you've just got to come up with a fake, but interesting bit. What was it? The NBC? NBC News website ran a story with a maybe eye-catching headline in March of 2014. Eye-catching enough at least for James to send in. So yeah, you've just got to write a headline. All right, while you're writing those answers, here's some more info on Licky Licky. Katie May writes, Licky Licky is a normal type Pokemon that evolves from a Licky Tongue. Even for a Pokemon it's a bit odd but you gotta catch them all. According to Bulbpedia, which is a Wikipedia for Pokemon,

Licky Licky is a dark pink rotund Pokemon with a small tail and a long tongue. It has a yellow line pattern on its belly and a white bib-like pattern. It also has what appears to be a curled appendage on its head. It has a big appetite. It can lick anything or anyone close by for any leftover crumbs. Its saliva contains a numbing solvent and can decompose anything. Jesus. This turned into pretty full on all of a sudden. And it wraps its long tongue around things like it's prey to coat them with its sticky saliva. It has space in its throat to store saliva and it can also roll up its tongue and store it there. Licky Licky lives in forests with a large body of water. It uses its tongue with more skill than it would its hands and feet.

And a current record of its stretch length exceeds 82 feet. Its tongue can also function with the same dexterity as a human hand. However, Licky Licky is rather clumsy with its own fingers. Licky Licky, I gotta look this guy up. Yeah, there's gonna be some sort of finger licking good reference. Oh, he's a funny looking fellow as I guess they all are

I once dated that guy. That's the evolution from Lickitung or something yeah yeah oh you do know that? That annoys me so much. Yeah that one was really playing into your strong suit. Anyways. All right, the answers are in. I've forgotten what I've written. Take a picture of it. All right, here's question number five. Second last question.

What headline was on the NBC News website in March of 2014? Amateur astrologer thinks a newly discovered planet is headed on a collision course with Earth. Option two, mung bean grower George Fung awarded an inaugural award for boom legume of broom. Option three, Boris Johnson attacked by ostrich. Option four, Gwen Stefani more popular than Trump option five Mars Rover speeding fine or finally family eats LSD tainted meat goes home with a new

brother okay there's a lot of questions in the last one isn't it? I want that to be the correct one. What is it? What is it? Family eats LSD tainted meat goes home with a new brother. Okay that's fantastic. What a great... Even if you wrote that that's amazing. I can't even understand it. Yeah, yeah. I'm... Yeah, either like I guess they either have just got so high they've confused some other kid. Yeah, at the hospital. At the hospital.

It's her brother. Or there's not even anyone there and they're imagining a brother with them. Or maybe... Oh yeah, you're right. Maybe they've gone to the hospital. And maybe maybe this guy was normal and then he's had some LSD laced steak, was it? Yeah, some sort of meat. Some kind of meat. And then and then he goes home different.

Yeah. OK. All right. So hit him with me again. All right. So you got the him hit him with me again. All right, so you got the amateur astrologer thinking you just newly discovered planet heading on collision course with Earth mung bean grower George Fung awarded inaugural award for boom legume of broom Boris Johnson attacked by ostrich Gwen Stefani more popular than Trump Mars Rover speeding fine or family eats LSD tainted Mate goes home with a new brother. Okay It does it's around that time 2014

Could be I Don't like I think there's anything that was around the time that they started awarding the boom legume of brooms I think I think it's it could be too lengthy It's a great title, though. Yeah. And I would click on it. I mean, I'd be curious about what like you was. Is it a checkmate? Is it? Yeah.

Well, yeah, what is it? I know that people blame Gwen Stefani for Trump. Do they? Yeah, there was a there was a thing in that. I don't know. It was about her being popular. Right.

Oh, because of the apprentice was on. Right. Was that around when the time she thought shit was bananas? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ANA only. And there was some award in the. Man, I wonder what she thinks about how shit is today. She thought it was bananas then.

There was something about that guy. There was a collision that was going to happen around then. The planets collide though. That's the only thing. That's true. I'm not sure. Can a planet become an asteroid or whatever? Well, it's an amateur astrologist. Oh, that's true.

And it's just what he thinks. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. After eating some LSD-laced steak. Yeah, the undercurrent of all of these is that that meat's been eaten. It is the NBC. And now they've got a new family member. All right, hit me with them again and I'll...

The amateur astrologer with the collision course. Yeah. Mung bean grower winning the boom legume. Le zoom legume. Boris Johnson attacked by ostrich. Gwen Stefani more popular than Trump. Mars Rovers beating fine. Or the LSD tainted mate?

I say the Mars or Gwen. Let's go Mars. Mars. All right. Locking in Mars Rover speeding fine. That leaves just you Janet. I liked what you were saying about all the justifications for the Gwen Stefani one.

I really like the, I just like the visual of Boris Johnson being attacked by an ostrich. I desperately want that to be true, but I'm sure I would have written a trivia question about it. That's the thing I'm going, no, I'd still no, I'd still be asking that question. He did get a tap on ostrich. Oh, yeah. I remember this. I'm pretty sure.

I'm going with the Gwen Stefani, I don't trust you. That's very funny. Just so we know, he actually did. He did just recently. That was very funny. Alright, who's right here? Just so we know, he actually did. He did just recently. That was my answer. He did actually get the tech plan. But this is from 2014. Oh no, absolutely.

I remember hearing that recently and I'm like... I think we've just seen a trivia question get written before our eyes. Yeah, I'm asking that next Sunday at the local tap house. One large bird. The other reason why I know it is because it was on the, thank god it. Yeah, one large bird. The other reason why I know is because it was on the thank God it's Friday just last week. Ah, right. That's one of the questions. Yeah. I am I am getting on getting on the internet to look at this.

This is is there video? Yeah, there's video. Yeah, his hair is already disheveled. So you can imagine it just bam. It looks I mean, I'm going to do a mashup of that and no Nigel Farage getting milkshake To two great moments in Scotty Morris then an egg. Yeah. Yeah, we got it. Was it Morris? No It was like a cat. No, it's a cat. I Can't have felt Tony Abbott. No, that's right. Cuz it was catatter threw an egg at the Beatles that's right. Right. When he was young. Fraser Anning got egged. Fraser. That's who it was. Yeah. Anyway.

That's a good trivia question. I don't think I would have accessed that part of my brain had to Google it. No I've purged my brain of Fraser Anning. Yeah I've fully forgotten about him altogether. Who? so yeah, so Isaac wrote Boris Johnson attacked by ostrich. Uh, the boom legume of broom was written by the house. I liked this one. It, they love it. A rhyme. He sort of, um, headline, the sub editors or whatever the amateur astrologer that

was in by James, the question writer. Okay. The house, um, Mars Rover speeding fine. That was, uh, Dan went went for that. That was Janet. Oh! In your face! How do you see that playing out? What do you think the Mars, well, like, the Mars speed limit is? So, well, I don't, I don't, I think that they would set like a speed limit for the vehicle. This is what happened in my brain. Yeah. Because if it exceeded that, then, um, they could be... Then it'd explode and Ke what happened in my brain. Yeah. Because if it exceeded that, then they could be. They could explode and Keanu Reeves would die.

Yeah. It could explode it or it could burn up some of the. The excess fuel. Yeah. The fuel that it's. Yeah. All that. Whatever.

It caused too much destruction in the dirt. All that kind of stuff. So they've got to leave it at a certain. And then if they raced it or something. And this is the maybe the funnest moment for me so far on the show was Janet saying, I don't trust you, Dane. I'm locking in Grant Stefani.

That was Dane. You solved that so well. Holy shit. I was like, really? You mean to tell me that the correct answer is? It's L correct answer is LSD me. Oh wow. Oh wow. Well done.

Well done. So Dan, Janet and Isaac gets a point. Well not all of us. I mean a lot of us. Not all of us. So going into the final round the scores are Isaac on two, Janet on three, the house on four, but out in front on six points is Dane Simpson. Whoa.

But this round is worth triple points for you three. The house gets single points, but you three can get triple points. So if you nail this round, anyone can leap to the lead. Even Isaac. Oh. Oh.

I believe in you. No, I have zero faith in myself. Don't listen to her, Isaac. I mean, I also was you. I know you have zero faith in myself. Don't listen to her either. I mean, I also was the one who wrote your publicity. Yeah. Your media release. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to be readjusting the media release to Dane Simpson, winner of. Maybe. So the the final question, we always finish with a movie synopsis.

So this will be your longest answer, Janet. You're writing like maybe three or four sentences, a paragraph. I used to just say a paragraph and a listener said a year or so ago, said, can you be more specific? You guess they're getting confused what a paragraph means. That's so crazy that you have listeners. Plural. At least two. I count you three in the room as listening.

Oh, yeah, that's fair. Even though I can tell that sometimes you're not. I'm not. So the final question comes from we we got a writing partnership here. Talia Cruz and Amanda put this together from South St. Paul in Minnesota. And the question is, what is... Any relation to Tom? Oh, Tom and Tim.

Related to everyone today. So I don't think so, but Talia let us know. So the question is what is the synopsis of the 2006 film Sleeping Dogs Lie? What is the synopsis of the 2006 film Sleeping Dogs Lie? And you'll need a bit more time to write these answers so I'm gonna read out the article about this LSD meat and I haven't read this yet so I can't find out, I can't wait to find out what this story actually is and I'll fill you in after Isaac because obviously you're gonna be busy writing. So this is the article written by M Alex Johnson.

Local, state and federal investigators were all trying to figure out Friday how LSD got into a Walmart steak that sent a nine months pregnant Florida woman her boyfriend and her two daughters to the hospital So it was it was literally she was Having a kid brought That's that was not the one out. That was my third guess but yeah, that was your first instinct Yep, all four were doing fine after the incident. Way funny to think that they just stole a baby.

Stole a baby, tripping balls. All four were doing fine after the incident Monday night. Make that five, it says. While being treated at the hospital, Jessica Rosado gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Tampa police chief, Jane Castor, said at a news conference Friday, there was no

indication that Rosado 31, her boyfriend Ronnie Morales 24 or her daughters had any idea that the bottom round steak they ate Monday night was contaminated with the hallucinogen. According to a Tampa Police report, Morales started feeling ill and called 911 but as he got sicker, Rosado decided to take him to St. Joseph's Hospital. Once it, now it says St. John's Hospital. Look, I'm gonna have to say, Alex Johnson, please get your story straight, mate. You're making me sound ridiculous.

Anyway, once at the hospital, Rosado started feeling ill, then her daughters started hallucinating. Morales and the girls released Wednesday in good condition, and Rosado went home Thursday with a healthy new son. Police retrieved what remained of the steak and yanked the oven out of the family's home for forensic tests, which the Hillsborough County Medical Examiner said Friday showed the presence of LSD.

The steak was traced to a Tampa Walmart, which turned over all its meat of that type for testing. Police praised Walmart for its cooperation and said that at this point it appears that this is an isolated incident. Diana Gee, a spokeswoman for Walmart, said it wasn't clear where or how the meat was tampered with or whether it was contaminated before or after it was bought. She confirmed that the company had pulled the remaining product from the store. The company is deeply disturbed about this situation and is committed

to working with officials to get to the bottom of this," Guy said. So far, a review of store security video hasn't found anything suspicious, she said. Wow, maybe that would be a great promotion, you know, like the golden ticket. One of these steaks is contaminated with LSD. Good luck. Enjoy the barbecue. All right, here's the final question. What is the synopsis of the 2006 film Sleeping Dogs Lie? Option one.

Two brothers recently released from prison are thrown back into their previous life of crime after their father is unfairly convicted of murder. The two must navigate the underworld whilst simultaneously avoiding the detection of their parole officer. Option 2. Clint, the big yellow dog voiced by Ricky Gervais, is adopted by a small girl and her family in the Windy City. As Clint continues to grow to a monstrous size, chaos ensues. And the mayor must make

the difficult choice whether to euthanise the animal, or let nature take its course. In an homage to the children's book series Clifford the Big Red Dog, Sleeping Dog's Lie raises the question of whether or not the human race has the right to dominate the lives of the animal kingdom. Option 2. Option 3. An action comedy. Mitch works at the local convenience kingdom. That's option two, option three. An action comedy. Mitch works at the local convenience store. He's a loser. He has nothing going on for him other than his girlfriend,

but that all changes when he's activated as a sleeper agent. That's three, option four. One lonely night while in college, a young woman, played by Melinda Page Hamilton, performs an act of bestiality. Goaded by her fiancé, to reveal the most disgusting thing she's ever done, she tells her old secret, but is unable to live down the consequences of her confession. So that's option 4. Talking about sick dog.

Option 5. Option 5. And option five, Amber's prize pooch, Mr. Darcy, the regal beagle is on his way to winning the Westminster Dog Show when he has a heart attack in the middle of a siring a litter of puppies. Jesus Christ. Can Amber convince- It's definitely this one. I mean, is this all being shown on? Can Amber convince... It's definitely this one.

I mean, is this all being shown on... Can Amber convince the judges her Mr. Darcy isn't just alive but also the best dog in show? Critics call Sleeping Dogs Lie, Weekend at Bernie's, But with Dogs, and a Future Cook classic. Oh man, I want to see that. For finally, a teenager in a mid Midwest town wins a radio competition for he and his friends to spend an exclusive weekend at a brand new theme park. All is well during the day, but at night, the theme parks location as the site of a wolf burial ground becomes apparent as ghostly canines take them out one by one. All right, then we're back to you.

Just so you know, I've seen this movie. Oh, yeah. So I'm so glad I'm going last. Great. Just a quick, I don't need them all. Yeah. So you got the two brothers who have to get back into crime because their dad was unfairly convicted of murder. You've got Clint the Big Yellow Dog, sort of a weird takeoff of

Clifford the Big Red Dog with Ricky Gervais as the dog. You've got the action comedy where this loser guy is activated as a sleeper agent all of a sudden. Then you've got a woman who performs an act of bestiality, tells her fiance, but that creates the issues. Strangely, Amber's prize pooch Mr. Darcy dies while having sex. Yep. I think is what I read in the middle of siren a litter of puppies that's what I mean. And this is all on screen I assume. Yep. Yeah and then it's a weekend at Bernie's style movie with dogs and then and then you got the teenager in the Midwest town winning a competition ends up like a horror film with the ghost

wolves taking them out. Okay. Are you said to do it? I try to surmise them and I think I ended up making them all longer. I really I could have given it like... This is like the the directors cut of all these movies. So you got the brothers back in crime you've got the big red cut of all these movies. So you have the brothers back in crime. You've got the big clip of the big red dog rip off. You've got the loser who becomes a activated sleeper agent, the woman who admits to bestiality, the weekend at Bernie's for dogs or the ghost dog horror film.

I'm going to go ghost dog. Ghost dog. Lock it in. Of all of them. I haven't seen the film, I'll say, but of all of them, that's the one I would want to watch the most, I think. Yeah. What do you think? It's the Mr Darcy one with the.

Are you locking that in? No, no, no, no. It's not your turn. Zach, it's not your turn yet. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Sorry. Did I? You jumped in.

Oh, did I? Oh. So, Janet, what do you think? All right. Because I'm mad for a ghost dog and because they don't cost as much to keep. They eat barely anything. You just see them on the shelf. You just show them a picture of some pal.

Yeah. Vet bills are pretty... You just need to get a medium in. Yeah. So, yeah, your vet bills, it's not high, it's not low, it's just medium. OK, so there's Ghost Dog. The two brothers, because I mean, I'm thinking it's got to be something that's got a plural because it's sleeping dogs, not sleeping dog.

Very good point. So I'm going, maybe the Mitch works as a sleeper agent. There's only one. That's a singular. It's just Mitch. Well, I mean, he's only one. That's a singular. It's just Mitch. Well, I mean, he's the one that they're focused on, but I imagine there's other sleeper agents being awakened at the same time. Oh, okay. Can I have the two brothers again? What's the...? Two brothers recently released from prison are thrown back into their previous life of crime after their father is unfairly convicted of murder. The two must navigate the underworld

while simultaneously avoiding the detection of their parole officer. Okay. All right. It's either that one or Ghost Wolves. Um, the, I'm going to go, I'm going to go the two brothers. Two brothers. All right.

Locking that in. I can't even change. That leaves Isaac. I don't actually ever seen the movie I just wanted to try and psych this out before. The two brothers. Going to two brothers well all right locking it in two brothers one of my favorite breweries in Melbourne as well. Your face because you want to change it so bad brav all right let's go through who wrote the answers and I got it that Talia and Amanda wrote two great ones and I laughed

through him which I think probably probably stopped them having any chance of getting him but they wrote the one with Ricky Gervais as the dog and also the one about the dog's weekend at Bernie's. The heart attack while siring a litter of puppies. I mean if you're siring a litter of puppies that means you're actively having sex. Yes. And so does she mean whelping? Like that's when you have the puppies, if you're whelping. Oh, well, I don't know. Maybe that was exactly what was intended. Well, yeah.

I love that they try to avoid- Well, we never heard the word whelping. That they're trying to avoid paying the rights to Clifford the Big Red Dog. And then they just write, it's in honour of- Yeah, yeah, yeah. An homage. One that Janet almost went for, but didn't like the fact that it was only one man, the sleeper agent, that was Isaac.

Oh, it's actually, I just wrote the synopsis of another movie. Right. Right. That sometimes the best lies are a bit bit truthful. Dane went for a teenager in a Midwest town the the dog horror movie. That was Janet. Oh that was good. Bit of gameplay there too which was good. Yeah. Janet and Isaac went for the two brothers that was Dane. Oh! Maybe no one got the correct answer which was the bestiality one. What? Now, you know what's annoying is that that's the sort of movie that I would watch in a

heartbeat and I am very, very suspicious that I haven't seen that one before. So, had you heard of the actress Melinda Page Hamilton? What else has she been in? Oh, she's been in Desperate Housewives, Mad Men, Big Love. What shit movies has she been in? She's been in Desperate Housewives, Mad Men, Big Love. What shit movies has she been in? Because I don't watch good movies. She's in Devious Maids. Oh my god, she's been in a lot of things.

That sounds like my sort of movie. God Bless America, Not Forgotten, Promised Land. But yeah, Sleeping Dog Lies, it it was it was made by Bobcat Gold Thwait. Oh my god why didn't I know it then? Great. Because I loved Bobcat Gold Thwait. He was one of my festival buddies one year. Oh cool. He's done at Melbourne has he? Yeah in 1994 he and Tom Kenny who's now the voice of SpongeBob SquarePants. We were a little gang. Oh, fuck.

So big hello to Bobcat and Tom, if you're listening to Matt Stewart's podcast. I was talking to Lars Callaloo about Bobcat the other night, yeah, because he was really good friends with Robin Williams. Yeah. And Robin had a like a Chinese symbol on his arm. And in honor of Bobcat went and got it's a you know, like a drummer's symbol, like the symbol. Oh, yeah. But it's got like a long mustache and like. A Chinese symbol. Yeah.

Oh, so good. A Chinese symbol. Yeah. So good. Chinese symbol. And Lars took a photo of it and was showing it to me. And I'm like, this is funny. This is brilliant. I remember once. Commitment to the bit. It's got to be.

I just remembering, just having a flashback when we were walking along once and there was, we just came just wordlessly. Just there was an on the nature strip. There was a pile of dog poo, which was clearly come from one dog. It was just too much for the one dog. Nobody said anything. Everybody just sort of regarded it and just burst out laughing. That's a Jeff Goldblum moment.

That's one big pile of shit. All right, before I give the final scores, here's how the critics see the movie. According to Rotten Tomatoes, 66% give it a positive review. Audience didn't like it as much, only 41%. Yeah. Positive review by Peter Bradshaw reads, an evenly paced, gently acted and subdued black comedy with a subversive moral at its heart. So the critics liked it. An audience. Any relation to Tim Burton?

Peter Bradshaw. Yeah, by marriage. Yeah. And an example of an audience member who didn't like it. This was an anonymous audience member wrote, how truly lewd and vulgar can one comedy film get with its storyline involving such a disgusting sexual act on such an animal? Sleeping Dogs Lie is not a film you would want to see

if you're especially, if you are especially an animal lover. Do not watch, you will regret. Maybe it depends on what kind of animal lover you are. I am absolutely going to look this one up. This is, I'm already looking to see if I can buy it. You're the only, like, because every week it's a, it's a, usually a bad or an unknown movie. I don't know if this is bad.

It sounds like it's probably not that bad, but you're, you, I forget that you're a bad movie lover. So you probably know the movies half the time. Well, but here's the thing. I'm one of those people I can't, I forget about the names of the actors and things like that. But what we should do one time Matt is get get my friend Jeff who I do cinema fiasco with on this podcast because he will his movie reviews of Start yeah Okay, well I mean yeah, I get nervous when Alexi toliopoulos comes on because he's also like a real movie buff I have to go very obscure. Yeah, of course have to go to yeah like obscure Norwegian films and stuff. See that's where I would live and I'm still

nervous oh see that yeah I don't know. If it's got Mexican wrestlers in it. Great. Man we love that shit. So the final scores are on two points it's Isaac. In third place on four points it's the house. In second place on four points, it's the house. In second place on six points, it's Janet. But way out in front in first place on 12 points, it's Dane Simpson. 12 points. Triple points flying around. Yeah. Two people guess yours.

Yeah, very good. So you doubled your score in the last round. I do- yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well played. Thanks so much for joining us again, Dane. Where can people find you? Just go to Google.com and then you type in Dane Simpson.

Uh-huh. Uh, and then- Are you the number one Dane? Surely. There's, um- There's him and Great Dane's. There's that. The top.

I don't know what it is lately, but people keep bringing me out and then they just call me Dane Cook. And they go, oh no, sorry, it's Dane Simpson. And I'm like, that's Captain Cook. He's actually Dane Cook, a descendant. Dane Cook. All right, mate, no one's done that yet, have they? I did when I when I first started, I was Googling myself and I did come up under, I wrote Dane Simpson and remember when Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson used to be together?

Oh, and then that used to be the thing like the Because you're a love child. Yeah must be you are that you are definitely the the at least on my Google The only Dane Simpson that comes up. What about what about pretty good Dane as a name for a show? That's pretty good. I like that. I like that average Dane Danish Danish yeah. You get audiences coming expecting something very different. Very funny. Dane and day out. Oh. Nothing like a Dane. Yeah. Oh yeah. Absolutely. That's like the Melbourne Cup runner up from 1995 or something. Is that what? I thought he won. Oh, was it a winner

yeah okay so apologies I don't know is that horse a reference to something else no no it's like there's nothing like a dame nothing in the world the song so many so man down both think of a horse yeah that's so funny yeah reference I didn't get the name of the horse. Yeah, it won the Melbourne Cup. It was referencing something. Nothing like a Dane. Oh, oh, there you go.

Well, that's why it was a sporty thing and I just went, bleh, bleh. Yeah. Where can people find you, Isaac? Firstly, you close the window of Dane Simpson. Go onto a fresh search. Yeah, fresh tab. No, you just, you follow me on Instagram, Facebook.

Incognito mode to find Isaac Cobbs. It's just the Isaac Cobbs on all platforms. Sick. Thanks so much for coming back on. And finally, Janet, so local apps is coming back in July, I would say? June 2nd. So there's that I host trivia nights at the local tap house on Sunday. So in Cigula and Sherlock Holmes in Collins Street.

I've just sold something else on my vintage store. This has been a big day. It's some diamante parrot earrings. Pretty good item. Parrot. Parrot. Oh, parrot. This is on every Saturday at in Fitzroy. No, no, it's on seven days a week. Oh, Parrot. It's on every Saturday at in Fitzroy. No, no, it's on seven days a week.

Oh, right. There you go. Brunswick Street, Fitzroy had to go to a local arts look for stall 35. It's right next to Mr. Smart. So good. And what was I going to say? Mr. Smart is what they call me after this podcast. Nailed it.

Anything else you need to tell people before we go? You're the best, Matt Stewart. We love you. Don't listen to her, Matt. Hang around, there's gonna be a bunch of outtakes after the song, which we do every week, but I feel like there's a lot this week. Thanks so much for listening. Give us a 5-star review, why not?

And tell people who might enjoy it. Cheers for tuning in to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. I just had a slight heart attack. I went to 16 what oh yeah that is that's not gonna be changed till summer. The only thing is it's not even like an hour be our head it's 57 minutes. Yes that's the worst. Yeah like if you gotta be wrong at least round it up. Yeah, yeah. The other way. I think it's an hour and three.

Oh yeah, it is too. No, no, no, no. 57. No, you're wrong. You're a mathematician. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Okay. Wow. James, it's already. I'm already off to a bad start. I know. I mean, this is a, what a furious sort of. This is going to be just an aggressive. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'll just turn. Yeah, just do that. Yeah, so we have two more shows. You know what? We don't have any more shows. What a furious Just an aggressive Turn yeah Do that We don't have any more shows. That's it And I'm never working with either of them ever again Max lost both his listeners Any questions before we get started That's a glass fresh glass here if you need down. I Reckon it isn't I just washed it. That's the water on it is from the washing. I swear to God, okay the water on the inside source from

The poison yeah from me. Yeah, I was actually in like it is a fresh glass I saw him get it get it out of the glaciers. Okay, and then I was like pissed in it Yeah, yeah, that's why it's actually not really yellow glass get it out of the glazes. OK. And then Isaac pissed in it. Yeah, yeah, that's why it's actually not really yellow glass. All right. What's this colour? Good to go? Yeah, good to go. Like, Chapel Roan.

I'm hot to go. Oh, bloody hell. OK, fresh reference. Not shooting. I'm not up to date with the new singers. Yeah, I'm in the pink pony club. Is that a Chaparone song? I think it's a Chaparone song.

Yeah, you? Preference that with? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. Sing it for me. In the pink pony club. I really wanted to hear it. In the pink pony club.

Next bit. Yeah, I really wanted to do a low bit. I want to do a monotone to just. Pink pony club. The pink pony club. The Nick K version. Yeah, he'd smash it. It's almost sounding like just such a dead tone when you do it like like Siri Yeah, yeah, there's no life behind it at all.

No inclinations. No inclinations. You were roasting me but the roast turned back on yourself because I don't think that means that. I don't know, probably not. Let's ask our human dictionary. No, I think Matt is correct on this one. But I can't think of the words that you mean though.

Yeah, you know what I mean. I just say words and then... Not inflammation. No, what's happening here is that you're being literal Matt and Dan is being poetic. Oh yeah. Well. Again, no inclination in evening your brain.

Australia's bug. All right, let's get started. Okay. Pink pony club. Okay, I've slipped into mine. Do do do do do do do pink pony club. Do do do do do do do do. We gotta learn those lyrics, Matt. Yeah, is there lyrics in the do do do do do bits?

I don't know. No, no, the do do do is actually it. Yeah. You guessed correctly. Well, there's a lot of do do if you've actually it. Yeah. You've guessed correctly. Well, there's a lot of doo doo if you've got a pink pony. That's very true. Pink doo doo. At the club.

At the club. Is the pink pony a euphemism for something? Well, I'm sure it is. If you're putting a pink pony into a stable. Yeah. It's kind of like that bit in WAP where there's the big Mack truck going into a tiny garage or whatever it is. What's WAP about Janet? It's about a feline entity. Kittens having a bath. Yeah that's right kittens getting big dirty kittens. I think I'd like to see that. You'd like

to see kittens having'd like to get that would probably be a number one watch video on the internet all right these guys are going down the RSPCA after this what website do you think they're watching it from YouTube that's like we can't use this fucking app. We can't use any of this. Yeah, I'm just thinking about pressing stop record. I'll go through the motions, but this is not really school. Let's not waste any. Too many crickets.

Oh, yeah, this is good stuff. I feel like Isaac's locked in now. Okay. Yeah I fucking am. I've locked mine in. I'm gonna change mine. I'm also getting a phone call. Your little comment then just made him nervous. Yeah. He's like I'm also getting a phone call from... Your little comment then just made him nervous. He's like, oh, I'm going to change my one now. I think Dave was good too, but he's... Not as locked in as what I am. The trouble with being on your phone when you're doing this is you get notifications. So a big hello to Gerald Enquin who just tried to call me.

And also I've got some notifications that some things have sold at my vintage market. Lost and Found Market, everybody. Stole 35. Go there. Buy my shit. Stole 35? Where's that in St Kilda? No, Lost and Found Market in Brunswick Street in Fitzroy. Very good. So do you want to know what's old?

Yeah, I think that would be great to find out. It was a vintage Melmac plate with a picture of a barbecuing dad on it. And what else is the other thing? A pink knitted dress. There you go. Two things have sold at my store. Jeez, things are... I wish they had have been more interesting. No, I think that would have been...

That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, have I ever showed you I've got to I've got to. I find this so funny. Um, it's a polite, but it's, um, in dedication to Captain James Cook. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Going to Hawaii. Right. The Hawaiian journey. His final journey.

Yeah. And it's got so it's got the ship that he's had. Um, that's got like a picture of him. And then it's got the the Hawaiian sort of islands and stuff. And I just find it funny that they are doing like they had a plate as a dedication to this because you got eaten. Yeah. Yeah. It's like.

I didn't know I got it It'd be good at a barbecue that plate I mean that would be the most appropriate for it. It does make a lot of sense Yeah, like they bought a barbecue tray really Valentine's Day. Yeah. Yes, I he cooked by name cooked by nature And you know what let's uh, let's dedicate something to him what should it be a plate? And I'm like I'm buying that And you know what? Let's dedicate something to him. What should it be? A plate. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, I'm buying that. Yeah, yeah, that is very fun. It's the Harold Holt pool kind of thing.

Yeah, absolutely. It's those kind of vibes. Bit odd, but I love it. I could be doing that as a red herring. This could all be a red herring. I don't know which way is up anymore. Because you know on the way here I was saying to you I don't know that much about sport. Oh I fucking knew you were lying through your teeth. No no I don't. In my trivia nights there's a maximum of four sport questions because I have to look stuff up all the time and go I don't know if this is a good question but I

do know things like this conversation could be a red herring yeah I just don't know you can't trust anything she's got a great poker face too like it's just always the same it's always smiling. Now, Jonathan, the strong position of, like, can say anything. Could just be like, this is literally the truth and you're gonna be like, is it? Sky's blue, is it? I don't believe anything anymore. Oh, Dane's still writing here. You know, you don't have to describe the sport, it's just the name. Okay. Yeah. Well well I think the one that Dane's writing is definitely long is that or he can't spell stickman Walker could be the name of a sport but he actually

sounds like an AFL player sure I'll that's true. Oh, Stickmin keep the goal in the weekend. That's another one of the Saints. The 80s Saints logo is called Stickman, actually. Oh, nice. There you go. So good. All right. You did the Do Go On quiz show. That wasn't the Olympic episode, was it? Because it probably wasn't.

No, because we did. I'm just having vague memories apparently was like poetry Was the thing at one at one time and the guy who won it was the boss of the Olympics? Using a nondiplume right right because the one that I went on was on some some dude that are like tested urine Oh, yeah, was the periodic table. Yeah Yeah, it's fun that You saying guy test out you're and I'm like no exactly We have that connection

Janet and I are like what yeah, soon! We win. I'm sorry. You guys have been spending too much time together. I can feel that. Has this been a big month for you three? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah it has. I can't wait for him to go away.

Not you, Janet. way. I'm not huge at it. All right. While you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. Commercial break on the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. You don't actually worry about it. Oh, Isaac actually does want to have a break. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember where it is? Yeah yeah. All right well that. Oh damn he's taking his phone I was gonna write something.

Fill this up. You are, it is a bold choice to leave a couple of running microphones on with Dane and Janet here while you're out of the room. Yeah. Anyway, Dan and Janet, what do you really think about this guy? Dan, stop putting Molly in his water. I'm just dropping a couple of Trents in. A couple of grams of Trent. He needs to level out. Yes. You've seen him. Yeah. Last night.

He's a menace. I'll tell you what, Tony Armstrong was dangerous around him. Yeah, absolutely. They sent each other off, don't they? Yeah. I saw when I was going to see Greg's show last night at Cooper's, he was leaving Tony Armstrong. Tony Armstrong was leaving.

Yeah. He was going to come to us tonight. Is he? Yeah, well, that's what he said. Oh. You never know. Gold Logie Award winner. Is he? Yeah, well, that's what he said. Oh, you never know. Gold Logie award winner. Is he? Gold Logie. Gold Logie.

Is he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a- yeah. Yeah, he did win it. Um, the- yeah. And then he just went and watched a show that's been nominated for the most outstanding show. So, yeah, the only- the only show that you should see on the spectrum is a show that wasn't nominated for the most outstanding show. So- You didn't get nominated.

Well, do you think what are you thinking? I'm thinking races. Yeah, but it's got to be. Has to be the only thing because it is. I mean, it's it's the best show on the festival. Well, he's back. Yeah. Oh, I think he's dropped some trend.

Don't drink that water, man. I water man. I just went to Google what number. 400 whatever. I love that he just goes 400 or whatever. We've already established you're a numbers man today. Is that right, Dalit? Yeah, that's right. It's because I've been, I've been outplayed left and right. Now I just don't have any confidence anymore. And also... You can do this Isaac. That's what you lack. Confidence. Confidence. I've just asked you a question, Dain. On the message. Confidence. Confidence. I've just asked you a question, Dane.

On the message. Oh. Just double checking the spelling, is that right? You guys exchanging answers? Yeah, I'm just punching up his one. I'm just checking to see if anything else is sold at my market. Store. Keep us updated, please. Okay. Oh, I didn't't I got it wrong as well. Yeah. You were right. What? Oh that's so funny. Well you weren't quite you were we were both wrong actually but you were more right than me. Guys I'm gonna have to tell you, a packet of Beverly Hills 90210 bubblegum sold this week.

What the hell? I sell some pretty great stuff on my store guys. Are you normally there? No, no, no. It's one of those markets where you leave your stuff there labelled on your store and then people take it to the central desk. Oh okay, that's cool. But I am there

Every now and again Putting stuff back Is the first time I've seen you drink water for the last month now Hold on it last night Well, I mean everything's got water in it if it's True that's true, it's true. You could just get the fuck out of me. It was so quiet and then God spoke to me.

You should have let sleeping dogs lie. I think I nearly fell asleep. Isaac. Hi. Well, I'm just I was just'm just wondering is your synopsis Boris Johnson Attack by Ostrich because I'd watch that film. Yeah. You just want to let that one roll again for the next. I want this one. Two minutes. No no you're alright mate. Sorry to just, you were right in the middle of the film as well. Sorry man. Boo. It is, ah! It's one of the few podcasts where you get to just sit in silence for a bit. It's actually my favourite part.

Your chair's real low too, I'm just realising. Oh look, there he is. Yep. I'll be like on this. Yeah. I liked you being the little kid. Yes, there we go. Stop it. Everyone else missed that. All right, sleeping dogs lie. Yeah, all right. Yeah, let us begin.

Give him a wrap-up, Matt. I don't think that'll help. The pressure on time pressures on. OK, go. I mean, you're a tick tock guy. Hey, I changed. Oh, you've changed us. Man, he's Isaac. Not to put any pressure on danger and to do it.

Yeah, they're both probably shit. Oh, yeah, I got you. So it's just straight on. Yeah. You might have a chance at a third paragraph. All right. All of a sudden he's written the full script. This is good, I'm sending this to Hollywood. Oh you've edited yours Janet. No no I'm replying to a text message because these guys take forever. Everyone's finished, everyone's written either a script, done it, doing other, doing chores ocean. I'm just doing admin, yeah.

Just doing some comedy festival admin. And I'm trying to put four sentences together and sucking at it. Gary Star won. Best Outstanding Show. Brilliant who else got stuff? Who got the golden kibble? This isn't in the podcast. Best newcomer was Jessica Barton, Dirty Work. Oh wow, yeah. Director's Choice winner split between Dan Rath and Noah... Zito? Zito? Ursula Carlson won People's Choice, which is... They may as well call it the Ursula Carlson Award. You can't formally notice the Will Anderson Award.

Piece of Wood goes to Daniel Connell and an award. Yeah, that's right. Piece of wood goes to Daniel Connell and Golden Gibbo, Katie Dolan, the critic. Oh, fantastic. Oh, I was thinking about seeing her show tonight. On the Pinder Prize, Scout Boxel. Oh, Kate's good. Yeah. We're caught in the other light. I was on a podcast and Marcel said, Kate Dolan, you know, your shows are a little bit silly

and Kate was like, what do you mean by that? So funny. The pictures literally were there with a plant on her head. As a head. Such a great image. She sits in the audience. Oh don't tell me. La la la la la la la la la la la. That's the big finale isn't it? And you didn't realise. And you don't realise. The person on the stage wasn't her at all. What? Captain Hook with the wrench. Did that go at Cluedo?

Captain Hook with the wrench. He's got a hook. He's like, nah, that's the big twist. He sets up the mechanic. He uses his other hand with a wrench. People don't know this about Captain Hook, but he's very unlucky at swimming. Two arms he's lost. I mean, and you've you've used an American word for it.

I got in trouble in woodworking class for it when the teachers are. Boys list tools. And I said wrench and he was like, that's not what we call him. You've thrown a spanner in there. Yeah. And he was like, that's not what we call him. You've thrown a spanner in there. Bout it.

Yeah, that's what I should have done. But I think they call it a- I think he threw the, you know, the whiteboard eraser at me. Do you, did you, so you did, you did woodwork and, and she, what, what, what did you do at school? Like, what were the prac subjects? Yeah. Yeah. Did you do at school? Like what were the prac subjects? Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know. Did you go to school?

Yeah. What did you do at school? I mean, I've been just the prac subjects, as in practical subjects. Yeah, as in things that you might use a tool for. As in skills for life subjects. Would work. What do you do? Because from here, it looks like nothing.

Yeah, I don't. Very few skills for life. Uh, hang on. I disagree. Yeah, very few skills for life. Hang on. I disagree. Yeah, no, but Jesus was a carpenter. You can't even count, cuz. So you don't get to. Shut up.

All right, let's, let's, let's. It was a long time ago, Janet. I'm not sure I'm going to remember, to be honest. Did you do languages at school? Yes. Oh, did you do languages at your school, Dane? Yeah. What about you at school? Yes. Oh, did you do languages at your school, Dane? Yeah.

What about you, Isaac? Italian. Oh, really? We did not at my school. Oh, really? We were a tech high school, and we really leant into the tech bit. Oh, that's cool.

So we did sheet metal and woodwork, so I cannot conjugate a French verb, but I can knock you up a letterbox. Well, I tell you what, I did both languages and woodwork, and I can knock you up a letterbox. Well, I tell you what, I did both languages and woodworking. I can't do either. So I don't think there's any guarantees. Yeah.

It's not a good one. I mean, I can't make you a good thing, but I can, you know, give it a go. Yeah. I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Is 1 to 10 in Japanese. I know. Watashi wa niwa tori desu. Hai know what Tashiwa Niwatori desu. Hai.

And that means I am a chicken. Yes. Oh, that's fantastic. And that has not helped me that much. Not a lot of times that you claim to be a chicken. Oh, but there is also, uh, uh, uh, uh, what, what Tachiwa baka na ino desu. I am a stupid dog. Fantastic.

You should learn that one. The answers are in your dumb dog. What's the word for dumb? Yeah. Add that in there for yourself. Oh, nothing anyone asks, but ciao. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one too.

I feel I'm in Milan. Yeah. Oh, bonjour, no. I did four years of it as well. Yeah. I think there's a, I know a green, it's a me. It's a me. It's a me, it's a me.

You can carry a hammer around that guy. Yeah. I don't know if you quite got the accent down, but yeah, that is, that is very close. It's, it was hard to hear because he was strung on a turtle shell at me. Yeah. Which is full on, but that's their culture, man. That's how they cart around. It's better than throwing a poodle at a wall.

Anyway, I disagree. Yeah, for sport. Yeah. The answer in for the final question. What is the synopsis of the 2006 film Seeking? That's fantastic. Yeah, I think so. I'll go in.

I'm I'm taking the piss. I like this fucking. You brought along here today. He's a sick dog in Japanese. Dane Simpson. I am pretty sick dog. Now that you know it, I've been Matt's show at goodbye.

Buh-bye. More. I've been calling you not