Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 143 - Mish Wittrup and Kirsty Webeck

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

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It's the titular Matt Stewart here letting you know that I'm coming to the UK. I'm doing a Bad Boy slash Who Knew It tour this September 2025. Heading to Edinburgh, Cambridge for the first time ever, Birmingham, Manchester, Swansea, my first ever show in Wales, and London. So yeah, those dates and tickets. All that info, mattstewartcomedy.com. On sale now. Get involved. Can't wait. So yeah, those dates and tickets. All that info, mattstewartcomedy.com. On sale now.

Get involved. Can't wait. We'll see you there. Welcome to Who Knew? With Matt Stewart. The show where the guests write the wrong answers. This episode is one of our most requested matchups of all time. I'm the titular Matt Stewart.

Our first guest is touring her show, Everything I Need to Say About Sea Creatures. It's Kirsty Wiebeck. Hey! Hey! Thanks for having me. I'm so excited to be back. It's so good to have you back. Getting in the sea, getting wet in a lot of ways. Yeah.

Topically at least. Yeah, always getting wet. And our second guest this week is Pop Lamps. The wettest of them all. The getting wet. And our second guest this week is Pop Laps. The wettest of them all. The ultimate wet. Really? Yeah, I hope she comes up in your show.

Yeah, she will. Repeatedly, I reckon. It's the host of Mission Zaks Legwizamorama, it's Mish Witrip. Hello, mates. How you doing? So good. Sorry, Mish what?

It's Big Wet. Don't worry about it. I saw I was like, what? Who's this? I thought Big Wet was on. Mish Wetrip. I don't know anyone called Mish. I had no intention ever for this nickname to take off like it has. But and I like honestly, I'd never planned on referring to myself ever as Big Wet. I had people come to my comedy festival show

and halfway through the show, yell out, Anya, Big Wet. That is amazing. It's taking over my life. It's absolutely mental what's happened to me. Big Wet, it's taking over my life as well because I think a few months back, I did a gig in our toner

and I messaged you both after the show because a man came up to me after my set and he was about two meters away and he went, big wedge. And I was like, um, and I was like, no, I don't know. I'm Kirsty Webeck and but luckily I luckily I it was me that he confused you for because I knew the reference because imagine if you completely had no idea and you're minding your own business you're at work you've just done a stand-up set and somebody just yells big wet at you oh in front of all of these other punters and I was like no mate I'm Kirsty Webeck and he's which had also just been said repeatedly on stage. Weebec and Big Wet.

That does have a rhythm. Yeah, that does have a rhythm. Yeah. And then he and then I promised him that this episode would happen. Oh, great. So this is for him. This is yeah, this is for him. Psych about an Altoana. Big Wet. I want to say it was it started with A. I want to say it was Aaron or Andy or something.

Aaron from Altoana. Aaron or Andy from Altoana. Good on you, mate. the two big wets of fun today gets to take the title home a big wet we found the origin clip of it and you you it was all you know it was brass Oh, she came up with a name, but you said I'd love to be called big wet now that well I didn't know if someone had said to me by the way in about a year and a half People are gonna forget your name what you stand for who you are and you'll only be big wet to them

Yeah, they won't even know your names me Yeah, it'll be impossible for them to find your shows in festivals unless you say like it's big wet in blah blah. I've embraced it but it is a wildly unattractive nickname. I think it's the best. I'm sorry. I love it so much and I dream of having it. In fairness. Like because people love it as well. It's never meant negatively. Yeah that's not 100%. That's pure love. I love it. Yeah, imagine being a little wet. Yeah, yuck, ew. And on the day that it was coined, I tried to call you Rising Damp,

and that never caught on. I like that. Yeah, I wish that you had been Rising Damp. I think Damp is strong. Yeah, that's strong. That's noble. That's warrior type shit. Yeah, it's hot.

That's proper hot. Rising Damp Stuart. I also, before we get into the episode, I want to promise this with, I'm in a chill mood today. Okay. And I, sometimes I come in here. Game face. Game face.

Yeah. And I'm ready to battle. But I just, I quite like your vibe. And I just want to vibe it. And also in case it wasn't cut into the episode, we had a really lovely chat up top about bagels and it's just put me in a really lovely chat up top about bagels and it's just put me in a really nice mood. Yeah, I think hang around to the post credit section.

It might be bagel heavy today. It might be bagel heavy. It should be, rightly so. Okay, so the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers, as well as the real one, and I have to guess which one is correct.

And the first question comes from listener, Rhiannon Healy from Mingen in Brisbane. Is Mingen? Mingen? Mingen. No, I don't know. Oh, I think it's the indigenous. Mingen is the, yeah.

Yeah, that's the indigenous name for, yeah, Brisbane, yep. The Naam equivalent of Melbourne. That's right. Yes. Mingen. Yeah, I think I've only ever seen it written down, but, uh, I'm famously very good at pronouncing things. Anyway, Rhiannon's question is what is the English translation?

Oh, here we go. Talking about, I have not looked up the pronunciation of this. I'm just remembering. What is the English translation of the Dutch phrase, Kolkentruust? And in what context is it used? What is the English translation of the Dutch phrase, Kolkentruist. And in what context is it used? What is the English translation of the Dutch phrase, Kolkentruist? We have a few Dutch-listers who will be cringing hard at that, I'm sure. I also speak it fluently.

Oh, dude, no, that's a big advantage. Do you speak Dutch? No, not at all. Oh my, that was so convincing. Thank you. That's why she's so good at this game. That's just a little taste of what's to come. Do you know why I was excited?

Yeah? Because I speak Dutch. Really? Yeah, so I was like, that is so... Imagine having two of us on Let's Speak Dutch. That would be an incredible episode. Also you guys, I don't speak Dutch. Oh!

What? Bloody goddess. Oh, that was good, good stuff. Oh, we do have fun. Oh, we do have fun. Oh, we do have fun. I won't spell it, because I'm sure even if you do speak Dutch, you don't know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, I mean there's absolutely no reference point from your pronunciation, Matt. Cool, contrust. Okay, while you're writing your answers.

So yeah, we want the English translation and the context that's used in. While they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works so you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant and another point if you correctly guess the answer and by the way I'm also playing as the house and I've put in two of my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question writers and I'll get a point for each one of these that I guess choose so each of us can scribe to two points for around which seems fair the probability actually favors me the house and the house always wins. So if you

listen to the previous 142 episodes you know that is not necessarily the case. Anyway our questions come from our great patreon supporters if you want to submit a question sign up on any level via patreon.com slash to go on pod linked in the show notes and while I've got you why not follow us on Instagram Facebook etc at who knew it pod we're filming episodes now put up a clip at least one clip a week is my is my goal follow us and hold me to account can I just really quickly while I'm finishing up mine can I just really quickly tell you that when when we were on our way here this morning Mish mentioned in the group chat

that sorry that's a big way it mentioned that she might be five minutes late and when we were on our way here this morning, Mish mentioned in the group chat that, sorry, that's Big Wet, mentioned that she might be five minutes late, and I wrote an expletive out repeatedly in capitals, like as a gag about my distress about Big Wet being late. And then I stopped to get a coffee, and then I opened the car door, and then just yeeted the coffee into the cup holder

from the doorway accidentally. And it- Did you just piff that shit? I just piffed it into the center console. It obviously exploded. And the entire, the entire coffee was just loosey goosey smashing around in the center console. And then I had to drive around the corner to a servo.

I had to buy, the only thing I could buy was 16 rolls of Quilton toilet paper not not a sponsor of this podcast and I had to mop it up I had to use like almost a roll of toilet paper and luckily I'm a dog owner so I had a little poo bag in there to put it all in. Yeah. But it was a whole saga. Look, I'm a dog owner, so I used my dog to mop that shit up. Yeah, like I was a very head. A long head. I ran home, got the dog, just popped her in the centre console. She'll soak it up. She's sopping wet now in ranks of coffee. She used to be white, but now she's brown. But it worked.

All right, the answers are in for question number one. What is the English translation of the Dutch phrase, cool, contruest? And in what context is it used? Comfort cookies, an emotional support cookie eaten after a particularly inconvenient day. Deal done. It's the term used when two parties in a corporate negotiation reach an agreement

and are satisfied with the terms of a contract. That's option two, option three. Filling gap gap my friend. Said to the vehicle behind you when merging into traffic. Cork and trust. I just love saying it. I hope this friend has something like that. Cork and trust. I think the listeners need to know as well that you semi-turned around in a 45 degree angle and popped your little hand up in the air yeah cook and trust with a little with a little wave and that's what sold me on that one it was adorable absolutely adorable but you're you're a lovely vehicle operator

oh yeah I'm gonna be saying it from our on. Chicken castle. Hyperbolic. How do you say hyperbolic again? Hyperbolic? Yeah, is that right? Hyperbolic. That's what I did. Yeah, like a hyperbolic chamber. Somebody would probably be like, it's hyperbolic, but it's not.

Yeah, because it's hyperbole or hyperbolo. Hyperbole. Are both accepted, right? Yes. Anyway. Hyperbole is better though, just quietly. It's so much more fun to say as well. Yeah, you do more with your tongue when you say hyperbole.

Yeah, it's physio for your tongue. Yeah, good stuff. Alright, I'll try this one again. Chicken Castle. A hyperbolic term used to describe chicken coops that are more luxurious than the attached farmhouse. Or finally, Feces Deal. A promise made in bad faith that is never intended to be kept This is like the exact opposite of one of the early ones. So you got comfort cookies done deal Filling gap my friend chicken castle or feces deal. What do you think big wet? I want it to be cookie because that just sounds delightful Yeah, and bagel adjacent bagel adjacent. we all know how I feel about bagels

Oh any circular food pretty much. I love I like I love a food in a circle I love a food that required that you hold with your hands, but needs two hands Oh, yeah, love that and all cookies should be that size I'm gonna go with the poopy one. I reckon feces deal. Yeah Locking that in yeah, poopy one I reckon. Feces deal? Yeah. Alright, lock him that in. Yeah, poopy trust. Can you, sorry, can you please say what the um feces deal one again is? A promise made in bad faith that is never intended to be kept. Hmm. Um. Prick move by the way. Hmm. Yeah. That's so rude. Don't ever do a kook and truce. Yeah, I mean that's such a negative. A kook and truce is such a positive, sound thing.

Did so. Technically, Big Wet did a kook and truce this morning. Yes. By agreeing to be here at 11 and then reneging and saying that she was running late. You got kook and truested my friend. And then and then she uncook and truested us by actually arriving on time. Yeah. Really, I just did a kook and. I did a little kook and. It was just a a kookin. I did a little kookin.

A little kookin amongst friends. And what is a little kookin amongst friends? No harm, no foul. Exactly. No harm, no truce. Kook and truce. What do you think a kook and truce is, Kirsty? Um, OK, so we have the good business deal, the bad business deal. Chicken Castle.

That's people. People use it to be like, oh, you cut your chicken coup even better than your house. Or you got the moving into traffic. Cook interest. Or you've got the cookie, emotional support cookie. I'm going to I'm going to say it's the the chicken coop that's grander than the house just for a lol just a bit of fun yeah just for a bit of kookin

my favorite part of the show is the is the minutes between knowing what like that word means everything at the moment yeah yeah it's like the you know what's the dead cat before we've opened the box to find out if it's alive or not. What do you call that? Um. A dead cat? Yeah. There's some guy. Oh, a massive tragedy. Yeah. Trauma? Um, Schrodinger's cat. Schrodinger's cat, that's it. Yeah, a difficult conversation with your children. Why is it in a box? That seems deliberate. Did the box cause the death or cover the death?

What's going on there? Calling a coffin. It's called a what's going on there? This is as shorting as coking at the moment. Coking. Coking truth. He's who wrote the answers. Filling Gap, my friend.

That was Mish. So fun. Yeah, bit of fun. Cuck and truth. Cuck and truth. Yeah, it's cute. I'm gonna do it anyway. Yeah, I'm gonna make it happen. It's got the sort of, you know, like the friendly toot. Yeah.

It's got the same rhythm as that toot toot. Yeah, yeah. Cuck and truth. Cuck and truth. Cuck and truth. It's cute. I like it. Dundeele. That was Kirsty. I nearly picked it, mate. Did you Ah, done deal. Uh, that was Kirsty. I nearly picked it mate.

Did you? Amazing, thanks mate. Um. I appreciate you. I didn't though. I still appreciate you for going halfway. Um, Mish went for Feces deal, which I'm afraid was the house.

It's a good one. Yeah. Hey, I'm feeling chill today. I don't know, whatever. I'm a different kind of big word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Until I'm winning and then I'll be a psychopath Curse you went for chicken castle. That was Rihanna and the question on also the house Rihanna near mad dog

Which means the will have mine Seems like a real kookin truth that means that Yeah, you almost you wanted to be true and it is true comfort cookies cool controls. Oh my good. That's delightful Yes, that is so you're having having a shit day get yourself a little cook and truce. Yeah. Oh my god That's my that has just lit me up inside. I love that I do know what threw me off the scent of that one was how it said like after you've had an Inconvenient day. Yeah. Yeah, and I was like Inconven something. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, inconvenient day. Yeah, yeah. I'm not like, what am I gonna eat? That day was so inconvenient.

Alright, question two comes from Tim Livingston from Surrey in BC. Which is that maybe a British Columbia perhaps? Or maybe it's from Before Crossed. Maybe sending it from way back. Oh my gosh! We've got one from a time traveller. We're never going to be able to do this one. This is crazy. It's got to do with Latin. I don't understand a word you're saying, Matt, but I'll have a crack at it. But I'm seeing God. And then Big Wet and I are both like, oh my god, I speak Latin. WILE!

So Tim's question is, which of these is a real species of apple? Species probably isn't the right word. Variety, variety of apples. That's giving me a big mental blank. A variety of apples. Which of these is a variety? So you've just got to come up with a fake variety of apple. You know, the classics, Granny Smiths or something like that.

Yeah, cool. You know what I mean? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on the Dutch Comfort Cookies. The language nerds posted this on their Facebook page. I think I found my new favourite Dutch word, Koekeontruust, meaning the emotional support cookie you eat after a mildly inconvenient day. In the comments, there are quite a few Dutch people saying they haven't heard the phrase before But I like this comment from Steven Newman

Who's Dutch and says he's never heard of it as a native speaker. However, I do use the word trust for which would be the equivalent of consolation fada and Coffee is sometimes called in Baki trus a little cup of consolation that which is cute as shit my center console is full of a little cup of consolation a little cup of consolation yeah yeah a little cup of consternation is that is that is that any consolation to you, that it's got a cute word as you're mopping up? Just remember. I'll remember that next time. In Bacchytroust.

Yeah, I'll remember that next time I'm having a full breakdown on the side of the road with a 16 pack of toilet rolls. Fighting for my life to be on time because I've just given big wet shit for being late. Someone wants you to move out of the cast spot you're sitting in they're like, kookatruss please, please. I just start throwing 15 rolls of toilet paper at them. There's plenty more where that came from. Oh that was That was a fun question, Matt. Well done with that one. Yeah, well done.

The Kukatrus? Yeah. Yeah, it is fun. Yeah. Yeah, listeners, if you if you got any local translations to cute local terms, that's a that's a great, great area.

Yeah, it is a fun area. I think this is a fun area too. This is our first Apple variety question. Crazy. I don't know. Maybe there's more, but all these options. Did you like mine? I liked it a lot.

Great. All right. Here are your options. I just wanted that bit of validation because I am taking a chill approach today. I want you to know that I'm still in this. It's so chill to be like, did you like mine? Just tell me it was good. Before you do the options, can you say something nice about me as well? Actually before you read them every time I want you to compliment us. Yeah just say one quick nice, say one thing you like about Poe to eat the apple you made up. Jesus. I have never been so uncomfortable so quickly

in my whole life. I was genuinely about to be like, can you just not put this in? Matt, that's so inappropriate. There was a part of me that nearly got very like. I'm starting to sweat here. And I felt so weird because it's so out of character for you to do something.

I was just like, no, Matt, no, you can't. You can't do that. You're the last remaining good one. All right. So you want to eat Kirsty's apple. Thank you, Matt. Yeah, that means a lot. Good stuff. Thank you, mate. Good stuff. All right.

Really glad we got you to do this. Matt, you don't have to do it anymore. Yeah, I mean, I'm not everyone can do it. And you can't. You're off the hook. Don't worry about it, mate. We're cool. We don't need that anymore. Off the hook. You're off the hook. All right.

And this is a question number two. Which of these are real variety of apple? Sunrise apple, Dan Radges projectile, soft green pimp, the red adequate or Cummy Norman? I love Cummy Norman. Sorry.

Cummy Norman. Cummy Norman. Sunrise apples, Dan Raj's projectile, soft green pimp, the red adequate or Cummy Norman. Kirstie what do you think? Wow. I'd love to say I'd eat all these apples. Yeah and I've got no doubt. Danny Raj's projectile. Dan Raj's projectile. Dan Radges projectile Dan Radges project Dan Radges projectile who's Dan Radge I don't know if that's gonna help me work backwards or do we know who Dan Radges? We can't look it up. Can we? It might be like the man who invented apples. That might be his thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I see Dan Radge definitely sounds like the man who invented apples.

I also love the idea that they're invented What I might I think his name was actually God Kirsty Okay, all right in my household we call him Dan Things are going to shit today, I'm going to get my cook and trist out. I've got to send to console full of coffee. It's time to pray to Dan Raj. Dear Dan. Dear Dan. What a funny way to like, talk to God. Dear God. Yeah, like you're writing a letter.

Are you Dan Radge Fearing? Are you a Dan Radge botherer? Oh my Dan Radge! Oh my Radge! Yelling out Dan Radge during sex? Radge. Yeah, Dan Radge came to me in a dream. Dan Radge was at the foot of my bed. Okay, so Dan Radge's projectile. Can you read them again for us? Yes. Sorry, we seem to have gone off on a tangent. Sunrise apple, Dan Radge's projectile, soft green pimp, the red adequate or cummy Norman.

OK, so which one's the real one? All right, I'm not going to go with the obvious one. Dan Radge. Which is Radge. The Rad rad delicious. I mean the sunrise Apple sounds like the only viable one let's be honest. high school nickname. Wild. High school going through to the age of 18, by the way, just to clarify. Don't make anyone feel as uncomfortable as Matt made me feel before.

No one will ever feel that uncomfortable. The history of podcasting. Um, all right, I'm going to I'm going to lock in. I've never felt so innocent as in that moment, like, I don't even know what I did. Yeah, yeah, we teamed up. We teamed up. You are disgusting. You listen back. Yeah, we teamed up. Yeah, we were like a Pomeranian with a bone. We teamed up. You are disgusting. You listen back. Yeah. Okay. Disgusting.

We teamed up. We were like a Pomeranian with a bone. But in Outer Fence, you did a pause where you probably should have kept motoring. Without a doubt. It was the worst pause you could have possibly done yet. Yeah. I think... And you looked kind of nervous as you were saying.

The whole thing was a weird, weird time for us all. You were nervous because we both just forced you into giving us compliments. Yeah. So you were already nervous, which makes sense, but then you did the pause in the wrong spot. And I reckon, like in my 42 years on this planet, I reckon that was the worst place to pause.

I've ever heard in my life. Yeah. Yeah. I would eat your apple, Kirsty. Yeah, but you went, eat, I would eat your- Matt, this is when you went, well, I would eat your apple, Kirsty. Yeah, but you went, eat. You went like, this is Matt, this is when you went, well I would eat your Apple Kirsty. It was weird, it was weird. It made it sound like puss. Yeah. Okay, it sounded like puss. Yeah, we've relived it again now and I... Well at least now I understand what happened.

I thought Apple might have been a like a euphemistic term I wasn't aware of. No, no. I am a very stunted speaker. Matt and I are known for making podcast episodes horny. Yeah, that's true. We've done it again. I believe it. I believe it in the heartbeat.

Speaking of, I'm going to lock in Cummy Norman. Oh, bugger! Can we lock in the same one? Yeah. I'd believe it in a heartbeat. Speaking of, I'm gonna lock in Cummy Norman. Oh, bugger! Can we lock in the same one? Yeah. Yeah.

Both Cummy Norman? You can lock in the same one. I reckon I'm going for Cummy Norman. Love it. Yeah. It sounds like, yeah, it's like a sex shop Harvey Norman spin-off. Yeah, Cummy Norman. Yeah, I was thinking that as well.

I reckon it could get a good market share over Sexyland. Yes. Cummy Norman? Or just like a new dildo or something like that the new dildo is the Kami Norman. It'll make you see It'll make you see Dan Ratch It'll make you see Dan Ratch Will it be apple shaped let's's find out. Okay. Here are your options. Sunrise apple. That was Kirsty Weebeck. Very good. I don't think I understood the brief. No! It was good. It sounded real. I was like that's too real sounding.

Okay. Sure. Thank you. And when the options were read out, I was like... That does stand out as even. I've absolutely cooked this because that does. That just sounds like a real apple. Yeah, so I thought- I thought- He just took it real serious. Yeah, I think I- I think I was thinking of it in the- in the reverse way. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, I cooked it, so-

I think if- if this game played as a normal game, that would be a great answer. Yeah. Because the answers are nearly always a bit cooked, or- Yeah, which I also knew, so I, yeah. Anyway, I'd like to apologise on behalf of that. No, I loved it. It was a nice little bit of normalcy. I wanted some of that. Okay, thank you. Yeah, it was gorgeous.

Thank you. Dan Reg's projectile was the house. I just made up that name. That is not a... It was fabulous. It's really good. Yeah. I hope that takes off and there is like a following of Dan Reg.

I think there will be. There's gonna be a cult that forms around Dan Reg. Yeah. takes off and there is like a following of Dan Rage. I think there will be. There's going to be a cult that forms around Dan Rage. Yeah, like, do you guys know Matt Stewart? He's Dan Rage's gift to women. Oh, we love it. I love, if we could please start the Dan Rage appreciation society or something and then once a year we all get together and pray to Dan Rage.

Yeah. That would be fabulous I'm gonna get my shrine. Yeah home this afternoon Yeah, so there's got to be apples will be involved somehow, of course, yeah, how did you spell Raj by the way? RADGE Yeah, well, that's correct. Um, that's the correct spelling of your made-up name, but um To begin with I was visualizing it is more like a Raj, like R-A-J. Oh, Dan Raj. Yeah, Dan Raj.

Yeah, no, yeah. No, but what? It could have been a Raj, like R-A-G, like Vaj. Oh, Raj like Vaj. Yeah, Raj like Vaj. Like the license plates. Raj like Vaj. Raj like Vaj.

Do you see all the license plates around? No. What? There is a huge, currently there's a massive influx. You'll notice it everywhere now. There's a massive influx of Vag license plates. Oh, I love that. Is that just where they're up to in the rotation?

Like nearly every day. And I wish I weren't a 17 year old boy, but I am. And every day I'm behind a V a 17 year old boy, but I am and every day I'm behind a vag 177 or whatever in traffic and I'm like, come on, Kirsty. No, that's great. I was with Beck Patratus one day and I swear I've never been more disappointed in her. She was this close and she pulled out the last minute. She was this close to buying a personalized number plate that said meth for you. Meth for you.

You're just driving behind a car that's like meth for you. Got it. You just got it. Wow. Meth for you. Because you can't do like shitbag. You can't do swear in your personalized number plates. Yeah.

And you can't say drugs in your number plates. Like they've. Like the word drugs, but you can specify. Yeah, but yeah, pretty much so. Like you can't say drugs in your number plates like they've like the word drugs, but you can specify Yeah, but yeah, pretty much. So like you can't no no no you can't like this. There's so many restrictions Could you be like coke for you? Maybe I'm not sure but like as we're going through it was like meth head You can't do that, but then because like you can get Meth4 like the number four and U the letter U and that's available.

Wow. And I was and she was really close to getting it and then she said that Evan wouldn't like it. So what I'm hearing is it's still available. It's still available. If someone could get meth for you as a license plate I would piss. I would absolutely piss. Big wet.

Big wet. Breach in the form Biggest way, which is just me pissing my biggest wet Form is just maybe like that's sick And I'm there with my 15 rolls of toilet paper trying to mop it up Poor John or John Ringing it out. Poor Joan. Poor Joan. So that was, yeah, Dan Rogers predictor was the house. Soft green pimp, that was Mish. Of course it was.

The red adequate was Tim the question writer. Okay, the house meaning you're both correct. It is Cummy Norman. Wow. I love points. Wow. Cummy Norman. I love it.

We did it. Question three comes from Aisha from Bunbury in Western Australia. Hey, sorry to interrupt. I love Bunbury. I love the name Aisha. I'm a huge fan of Bunbury. I did a show there this year and I'm a massive fan. Yeah, cool.

What do you like about Bunbury? It's beautiful. There's dolphins. The people are great. They're incredible comedy audiences. I'm going to go back there every year until I die. Oh, that's so nice Yeah, friends are all made a song about Bumbree. Do they yeah, so I tell you know, it's a good spot

Yeah, I love friends around good comedy scene They have a really good fringe. Oh fuck. Yeah. Yeah, they've got a sick fringe So I went over and did the fringe this year and I've done it in the past as well And they're angels I should talk to you about that because I want to do a better circuit next year, but that's so not for the pod. Yeah, we can talk about that offline. Yeah, let's not do that right here. After we've cleaned up the big bits, we can talk about your tour circuit.

So Aisha's question is, what is the stage name of the Western-West Australian drag queen who won Crown of the court in 2017? Crown of the court is some sort of a award prize for, um, Western Australian drag queens. So you just need to come up with a drag queen name. From Western Australia. Yeah. So what is the name of the drag queen who won the crown of the court? Yep. In 2017. In 2017. So what is the name of the drag queen who won the crown of the court? Yep, in 2017. In 2017.

I mean, that's just to specify, so we've got an answer, but you just come up with that. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Matt. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Cummy Normans. Tim writes. Oh, it'll be bad if I make my drag queen Cummy Norman. I mean, if this is a live show it would be we'd have to do it right? It would blow the roof off the place. Sorry carry on. To be honest if you just did that it would probably would have gone down well here too I reckon.

I reckon it will but I can't I can't forgo the point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Tim writes, according to pomiforous.com, which Tim just learned, pomiforous means producing or bearing fruit, especially apples. But anyway, according to that website, a Cumming Norman is a Welsh bittersweet cider apple from the 1800s. It is small to medium in size

and has green skin with red striping. It is also said to have cream coloured and tender flesh. And then Tim says, Matt, really not fun facts there, but come on, it's called Cummy Norman. You got to use it. Yeah, come on, Matt. Come on. Come on, Matt. I mean, that was enough. Don't worry. The name certainly got it over the line. Tim said he also heard about it on a podcast called Jordan Jesse Go.

So thanks so much to Jordan Jesse for. Thanks, Jordan Jesse. Bringing Cummy Norman to our attention. All right, the answer in for question number three. What is the stage name of the Western Australian drag queen who won crown of the court in 2017? I love drag names. So fun. this is the first time I reckon we've done with the question. It's a great question. It's such a good question.

Yeah. All right here are your options. Tinney Turner, Antagonism, Donna Kebab, Coconut Flange or Vagina Grindtart. Vagina Grindtart is so good. Oh my gosh that is so good. Tinney Turner, Antagonism, Donna Kebab, Coconut Flange or Vagina Grindtart. What do you think, Miss? Oh, they're all really good. Vagina Grindtart is such a good name. It's so Western Australian as well. Yeah. But antagonism is smart.

Mm. Antagonism so far. I'm going Vagina Grindheart. Vagina Grindheart. Locked in. What do you think, Kirsty? What was the tinny one? Tinny Turner. Tinny Turner. Tinny Turner.

Um. The. Wait, what am I awake? Where am I? Do I just have a micro sleep? Tinny Turner. I love it when you do like a voice like you're going to do a list and then you realize you got nothing left in the tag.

Tinny Turner. Tinny Turner. Tinny Turner. Yeah, that's actually it. Antagonism. Antagonism. Donna Kebab. Donna Kebab. Coconut flange or Vagina grind tart. Okay well I'm gonna go for antagonism. Okay lock on that in for Kirsty. His who wrote the answers. Tinny Turner that was aisha So you're painting a little picture Beautiful scenery that sort of stuff and the kind of people who would say tinny Turner and the kind of people that was that

Tinnitus and also just quick if y as well. It's got my favorite restaurant in the whole country. Whoa, Bambri It's called market eating house huge fan. This is not endorsed. They're not paying me any money. They never have okay I know I'm very defensive. Yeah. Um, I've given them a lot of money yet amazing I make everyone go when they go to Bambri awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I'll given them a lot of money yet. Amazing. I make everyone go when they go to Bunbury. Awesome. All right. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you that for nothing. Coconut flange. That was Kirsty. Good stuff. Thank you, mate. I think about drag names all the time and I couldn't think of a single one. But that was really good. Thanks, mate.

I was, I wanted to, I think at some point I'd, you know, part of a riff I'd miss said racial discrimination as Rachel discrimination. I'm like, that'd be a fun drag. Yeah, that is fun. But I looked it up and it is existent. A lot of them are taken. Yeah, yeah. I'll share a really good one after this, but I can't take credit for it, but please keep going. Uh, Virginia Grindtart, Mish, I'm afraid, was the house.

Well, congratulations on the point, because it's good. It's so good. Was that you? That was me, the point, because it's good. It's so good. Was that you? That was me, yeah. Very good, Matt Stewart. It's so good, Matt. That's just as good as Brett Blake. Yeah, you're just as good. What's that in reference to? I don't know if Brett Blake's doing a lot of um, drag name sort of wordplay.

It's a great question though, you should bring in more of these. Oh yeah, I agree. Sorry, but keep going. Uh, Kirsty went for antagonism, that was Mish. Aw, Mishy Mad Dog, and you got me as well with my own trick. Yeah. I'll worry about doing a bit of that too. That's a little, that's a little bit, that's just because I'm very chill, but that was just, I wanna take you a little wet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did that though, I already did it, didn't I? I was like, I'm not gonna go for the really obvious one, the sunrise apple, and that was mine. Yeah, good stuff. We've got the same strategy, this is why people wanted to see you. Yeah, they love us. Head to head. They love us, mate.

It's a mind game. And honestly, they love your, they love the big wet mind games. I think you should both up the game. Okay. I reckon. I don't want you to hate each other by the time. No, but we're still going to be friends at the end.

In the spirit. In the spirit of competition. It's true. And to be honest with you, if anything, I'd like to apologise because people wanted us together and I came in and I was just like, I'm chill as today. But alright, fine. I'll fuck with you both. I'm okay.

I still think we've brought it though. Yeah, I think so too. I'm having a lovely time But all right, fine, I'll fuck with you both. Let's go. I still think we've brought it, though. Yeah, I think so, too. I'm having a lovely time. Yeah, this is lovely. They're going to love this, man. No one even mentioned the correct answer. Donna Kebab. I thought I honestly was like I've heard of the name before.

So like, that's why I didn't go with it. Yeah, I was the same. Sometimes they're too clean. It's like it's too perfect. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to share. You can cut this if it's inappropriate. So just let you. We'll leave it up to Connor.

Yeah, Connor, this is up to you. So the best drag name I've ever heard is one my friend came up with. And I just think it is so clever because the aesthetic is really clear and the whole vibe is really clear. The name Dawn Service. Oh, yeah, that's. That is a phenomenal drag name. It covers Dawn Service. Oh yeah, that's. That is a phenomenal drag name. It covers all bases and you just see the outfit, you see the whole. It's so inappropriate. No, I think it would be, I mean, if you, if people are

offended by that, I don't know, what can you do? Because I'm like, what do people fight for if not freedom to do stuff like that. Yeah, and Virginia Virginia grind tart is okay But it's like you talk about like yeah, I mean she's fighting to pillage the earth. Yeah, give her a break exactly She's taking everything she can out of the earth. Leave her alone. I don't I don't yeah I don't really I don't see how something like that is. I don't see how is that offensive an amazing drag name It's a great drag. I think it's like going, you know, supposedly they fought for larrikinism and freedom and isn't that all wrapped up

in what a drag queen is about? You would think, but I have a feeling a lot of them are probably like, nah, I don't want that. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I think they might be missing the point. But you didn't miss the point, Miss, you got it right there

That was right. I could be on TV. You didn't miss the point. Yeah Halfway mark the scores are cursory on one mission to bits out in front on three points at the house That doesn't count Yeah, I usually don't care about the house either which is actually it's quite disrespectful on both of our behalf. Just so you all know, I don't care about the house. I'd like to apologize on behalf of Mission I for not caring about the house. From now on I'm gonna be very very competitive I'll switch on the big wet and I'll care about the house. Taking it all on. My name is a Dan Raj. Wait, you're taking the name of Dan Raj in vain? I'm sorry.

Now, if you're talking about offensiveness. Yeah, that's true. For the love of Dan Raj, let's keep going. Question four comes from Henry Smith of Nock in Cumbria. What a great name for a town, Knock. Can you spell it quickly, please? K-N-O-C-K. Knock.

Knock. I like it. And Henry's question goes like this. On the 10th of March, 2015, Metro, the newspaper, reported that, quote, "'The proud people living on a street "'in Shepshad, Leicestershire, "'have remained defiant that their beloved street

"'will not be renamed.'" What is the name of the street? So there's a street that people like you're gonna have to change the name of that street and the residents like we'll never change this street name. What's the name of the street? What's the name of a street that maybe some people suggest should be changed? What area? Leicestershire. Okay. Which is that sort of mid to north? Yeah. I was there like six months ago and even when I was there, I don't think I knew where in relation to the country it was.

I got a train from London and it was above that. I'm going to look it up right now. No, it's right in the middle. It's near Birmingham. Probably not even the middle. Don't worry about it. While you're writing your answers, here's a little more info about Donna Kebab. According to PerthDragQueens.com.au, Donna Kebab is a seasoned queen who knows how to deliver a hot performance. Known for her bold looks, sharp wit and knack for making every crowd feel like they're at

the hottest party in town, Donna has built a loyal following across Western Australia and beyond. Inspired by a wild mix of Pamela Anderson's bombshell beauty and the playful absurdity of the Muppets, Donna brings a unique blend of glamour and comedy to the stage. In 2017, Donna claimed the prestigious crown of the court, a testament to her talent, dedication and love for the art of drag. This win solidified her place as a standout performer in Perth's vibrant drag scene. While you're still writing your answers let's go for a quick break.

All right and we're back. Answers for question four are in. The Metro reported on the 10th of March 2015 that the proud people living on a street in Shepshard, Leicestershire have remained defiant that their beloved street name will not be renamed. What is the name of the street? Here are your five options. Defication Close. Hahahaha!

Butthole lane. Good. Rams dick street. Oh! Bouncing bosom street. Hahahaha! Or Jimmy Savile Road. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo go first. Yes, Kirsten. Yucky.

Defocation closed, butthole lane, Ramsdick Street, Bouncing Bosom Street or Jimmy Savile Road. Alright. I'm taking, okay, Bouncing Bosom Street is off the table. Okay. Why? They're just too pert. Okay. No, I'm interested to know why you think that that one isn't.

I think Bouncing Bosom Street. Yeah. Like... Yeah. Just sounds too far. Yeah, it just sounds too far. Bouncing Bosom, like... Okay, so Ramstick Street is like...

animals. Historic. Like, OK, so Ramstick Street is like. Animals, historic, like maybe it wasn't crass at some stage. Yeah, yeah, maybe it was more like anatomical, like and a farmer was like, well, like the Ramstick is an important part of the journey. Yeah. How earnest you both were after I said a Ramstick is an important part of the journey. You were both like, yes, Kirsten. I think also like, like English street names could could have been named centuries and centuries ago.

Exactly. And the words might have been entirely different. That's exactly what I mean. So bosom, but maybe bosom back then meant hills or something. Yeah, like that's what that's like, they oldie term for trampoline. Yeah, like a bosom used to be a trampoline. So it's simply bouncing trampoline straight. It's possible.

And that was where the trampoline factory was. That's where the trampoline. Yeah. And trampolines are famously from the 13th century. So, see, I instantly go, it's possible that Kirsty wrote that one. Oh, you think she's done? Because you've just gone straight up, I'm taking it off. Oh, yes. To throw me because you know I'm playing the game now. Oh okay. Double. Alright double jeopardy. Okay sure. I love the idea sometimes people do play that way sometimes

or they'll try and convince they'll say well I'm ruling that one out but it'll backfire and the other contestant like yeah I'll rule it out too. Yeah I think it's a dangerous game to play. It is but I mean yeah that's the thing one I think that's what Misha's suggesting you do. I mean I'm aware of what the accusation is. I know it sounded pretty straightforward but just check it in Kirstie, did you understand the conversation you were just in? How did this become the most salacious trial happening at the moment in Victoria while the mushroom ladies have the gangsta? Yeah that's exactly right!

That's the second week in a row the mushroom ladies come up. I will bring her up every episode of this I ever do. She will continue, thus forward. I didn't even realise it was a Victorian case until. I'm excited for the movie when they make a movie about it which they will inevitably. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I reckon I could get a Guernsey. Yeah, you get in on that. I'm a shot at being cast, I think. Yeah, who do you reckon you'd play? Oh my god, Kirsty, if you played, can we please, okay, that has to be a thing. Yeah.

That has to be a thing that you play the mushroom lady in the movie. Or the, like the biopic of this. Yeah, I'd like to get a Guernsey. A hundred percent. Whoever, who else, like, of course, of, I'd like to get a Guernsey. 100%! Whoever, who else? Of course, of course, it's going to be you. I mean, I think whoever's trying to option it at the moment probably is already thinking of it anyway, so it's redundant bringing it up.

Yeah, of course. But there's probably not really other options. So... OK, so I'm taking bouncing bosoms off the table, um, and, and also, um, for the purpose of the game. And, um, really paint me a picture there. What I'm trying to say is I'm fixing my posture. Like as your kid, elbows off the table, bouncing bosoms off the table, please.

Don't be rude at the dinner table. He's dead at time. Bouncing bos elbows off the table, bouncing bosoms off the table please. Don't be rude at the dinner table. He's dead a time. Bouncing bosom off the table. And sorry, can you take me through the other one? So we had-

Defication Close. Yeah, I think that one's wild. Butthole Lane. Butthole Lane. Ramstick Street. Bouncing bosom street, Jimmy Savile Road. Oh, do you know what? Like, it's down to Ramstick Street and

Jimmy Savile Road for me, because and but, oh, but then maybe one of you is just really clever as well. I mean, I've had no evidence in the past to suggest that. Because you know how we've got like ACDC Lane in Melbourne. Yeah. And places do love to be like, like before it became apparent that he was as crook as they come. Yeah. It's a possibility that people were like, oh, and I don't know where he's from. Maybe he's from there and they're like, oh, let's honor him

by having a street name in the middle of the bird. 100 percent. So that is a thing that happens as well. Geez, sorry, I know I've got to lock something in really close, but maybe someone's reverse psychology'd me with the Jimmy Savile thing. But whole lane really seems very far out there. It's a narrow lane. Got him. Good stuff. Ramstick Street.

Oh, okay. I'm going to. Oh, I'm going to lock in. Jimmy Savile. Jimmy Savile, all right. I feel sick. Hmm. I feel faint. Um, I was going to go with I was going to go with Jimmy Savile. I feel I feel like Kirsty did Ramsdick.

Oh, yeah, I'm going I'm going to go. Didn't I do bouncing bulls? No, I don't think you did that. Um, I was just trying to see those just trying something out I'm on trial Welcome Landed in the puddle here today. I'm right in the puddle. Yeah I

Got my 15 rolls of toilet paper up with me. I am I Wanted to go Jimmy Savile, but I'm not gonna do it for the purpose of the game I'm gonna go defecation. I think to go Jimmy Savile, but I'm not going to do it for the purpose of the game. I'm going to go defecation, I think. Defecation. Yeah. What can that information? I just looked over at Kirsten. She was looking at me like I'm evil. Yeah. Just like, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. There's going to be some sort of physical altercation in the car park. That's what the listeners want. But this is only five minutes. I need to look out the window and we're just going to be beating the car park. That's what the listeners want. When this is only five minutes late, you're going to look out the window and we're just going to be beating the shit out of it. Rolling down the street. Screaming

Dan Branch! Dan! Not the face! I'm about to play the mushroom lady. And we're also too polite. We're just like, sorry, oh, sorry. I'm so sorry, did I get you? Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you. Sorry. Here's the Rote the Hepsas. Ramsdick Street was Kirstie.

Bouncing Bosom Street was Mish. So that's how you knew. That was gameplay there. Tricker. Mish went for defecation clothes. That was Henry the question rider. It was butthole, isn't it? Kirstie went Jimmy Savile Road

that was the house. The house is crook. Yeah but I did have that I was thinking I was gonna Rolf Harris yeah yeah or Jimmy Savile. It was very clever it was clever. It was clever. But I was also it was like. You can see a whole bunch of old people being like I want to keep Jimmy Savile. Yeah yeah. He did a lot of good stuff for the area. I truly thought that you might have written, I truly thought, butthole is the answer isn't it? Butthole Lane is the answer. I thought because you brought it up for like just a second I'm like that it's possible you wrote this so I went for the one you did not mention. Ah interesting. So butthole Lane so it is like it's just fully changed its name over the time. So it is like it's just fully changed its name over the time. It basically meant a spot.

It meant Target. It was probably where Archer's practiced. Oh, so someone just bent over and. Yeah. And you shot and threw us up their arse. Unfortunately, I'm a very good shot. The thing with the word butthole is it's actually changed its definition because it used to be when someone bent over showed you their naked butthole and you shot an arrow up it.

So people get confused. So some people are like that's inappropriate. No, no, you don't have to cycle. Anomology. Yeah, you just don't understand like what I mean actually means is. Alright, two questions to go. Oh Jesus. You've got a heart out as well, don't you?

Yeah, I would like to be out of here by one. At the absolute max. Is that? That is slightly slow too, so it's actually top 35 I think. Let's smash this next one, quick fire. Okay, I'm holding this up as well so I apologize. Question five comes from... I'm having a great time. I've still got to beat you up after this as well, so I apologize. Question five comes from- I'm having a great time.

I've still gotta beat you up after this as well, so you gotta leave time for that. We gotta get these two questions done in 10 minutes so that we can have a fist fight in the car park. And you've gotta understand that, Matt, we're not hard out for that. Yeah, hard out and then hard in. And then two minutes after our fist fight,

we're gonna be like, okay, that's time. So good to see you, look. You have black eyes bleeding from the mouth. Question five question five comes from Matthew Danis from Bellingham Washington and the question is what did actor Jimmy Stewart do on a plane

flight from India to London in 1959? Jimmy Stewart the actor did something on a flight from India to London in 1959. Jimmy Stewart the actor did something on a flight from India to London in 1959. What did he do? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Butthole Lane. This is the article for Metro written by Oliver Wheaton. What's in a name? Well, for the residents of Butthole Lane, quite a lot. The proud people living on the rudely named street in Shepshe

Leicestershire have remained defiant that their beloved street will not be renamed. Bill Hutchinson, who was born on Butthole Lane, said anyone hoping to change its name would be laughed out of court. The 77-year-old told the Leicester Mercury, quote, "'It is part of the tradition of Shepshid.'" Hope I'm saying that right. Everybody that is a Shepshidian by birth has happy memories of Butthole Lane. Rather than being a crude joke that went too far,

Butthole Lane actually takes its name from the old English word, but, which was a target. It is believed Butthole Lane was where archers practiced shooting at targets during the Tudor period. The folk who dwell on Butthole Lane was where Archers practised shooting at targets during the Tudor period. The folk who dwell on Butthole Lane are hardier than their counterparts on Butthole Road in South Yorkshire, who in 2009 had their street renamed as Archers Way. They were reportedly sick of people exposing their rear ends while having photos taken next to the street sign.

Pure royal humour doesn't bother those on Butthole Lane, however, with Mr. Hutchinson calling the street a permanent fixture, I would hope, for centuries to come. I'm right there with you, Mr. Hutchinson. Butthole forever. Butthole forever. Can you read the question one more time? I, excuse me, can I quickly say something?

Yeah. When you said butthole forever, I immediately like sang it in my head in the Viva Forever from the Spice Girls. Butthole forever, I'll be waiting. Everlasting. Butthole forever, I'll be waiting. Everlasting. Butthole forever, I'll be waiting.

Everlasting. Everlasting. Everlasting. Everlasting. Everlasting. Everlasting. Everlasting. Everlasting. Everlasting. Everlasting. Everlasting. But whole forever.

But whole forever. I'll be waiting. But whole forever. But whole forever. That's going to be in my head. That takes me back to remember you had a similar moment in an episode 100, like

maybe, yeah, two years ago, where it was, I think one of the answers was, um, something about... Yeah, me too. I laughed about it for like a full week. It was about who is Don Thompson. This is a question on episode 54, and one of my fake answers was it was the name of the tiger that nearly killed Siegfried's friend Roy and Kirsty started singing it's the name of the tiger that killed Siegfried's friend Roy Sieg-fra-friend Roy is the name of the tiger that killed Siegfried's friend Roy. Oh my god, that's like, we laughed about that for like two weeks.

Oh, that's so funny. It's the name of the tiger that killed Siegfried's friend Roy. That can be added to the mixtape that we're making of all the number one hits for Who Knew It. Right after Butthole Forever. Who Knew What the Musical One Is. Just those pictures of the music video of those little cartoon fairies that were like Butthole Forever. Cartoon fairies that will like, burn off forever. I've got to write the Siegfried-Freind-Freud thing down because every now and then I remember it and I cry for three days. I reckon we should make a Who Knew It jukebox musical.

Oh, that'd be so good. Yeah, that would be so funny. All right, the answer in for question number five. What did actor Jimmy Stewart do on a flight from India to London in 1959? He was caught trying to smuggle his Labrador in a suitcase onto the plane. The dog got out and ran onto the tarmac causing over six hours of delays in all flights out of the airport. Option two, he reportedly drank 24 whiskey sours and was arrested at Heathrow for being

drunk and disorderly. He sleepwalked down the aisle and urinated on a sleeping woman. Oh, that's no good. That is cruel. We've all been there. Funny. We've all been there. Cruel.

Hey, what do you mean? Pretty happy smartphones went around back then. Oh, no. Smartphones went around back then. Oh no. Then option four. He wrote a sequel for It's a Wonderful Life, named It's a Wonderful Life 2, George's Revenge. Or finally, he smuggled what he thought were mummified finger bones of a Yeti. So, tried to smuggle his Labrador, but it creates chaos, created chaos.

He got drunk on whiskey sours. He pissed on a woman. He wrote a sequel to It's a Wonderful Life, or he smuggled finger bones. Okay. The drunk one is very realistic. Like, it's very possible that that's what happened. Um, what? 24 whiskey sours.

That's a lot of. That is a lot of whiskey. What was the flight? India? India to London. It's a long flight. It's a long flight. No, that's like still about two whiskey sours an hour, which I actually think is probably, but also it's very specific.

I'm going with the bones. Bones. Yeah. Bones of a Yeti. For Mish. Bones of a Yeti. Bones of a Yeti. Yeti. Wait, we're not even sure.

That's for Mish. She picked her answer. Kirsty, what's yours? Bones of a Yeti. Bones of a Yeti. This music is writing itself. This music is writing itself. This music is writing itself. It's going to be hard to get that background story taken us from A to B.

It's going to be hard to get that background story taken us from A to B. It's going to be hard to get that background story taken us from A to B. From the songs. How do we get from Ziegfried's friend Roy to a Yeti? From the songs. How do we get from Ziegfried's friend Roy to a Yeti? From the songs. How do we get from Ziegfried's friend Roy to a Yeti? Bones of a Yeti! And a butthole. Well, I guess the butthole is easy to get to, probably. Bones of a Yeti!

Yeah, maybe the butthole could be of the Yeti as well. I can't breathe! Pit dog in a suitcase It got out Ran on the tarmac And caused a lake Caused a lake oh my god that works real well Caused a lake

It caused a lake in such formal language as well Caused a lake Dog in a suitcase Dog in a suitcase Oh my god I feel sick My stomach hurts Genuinely you I Want to go um I Look I wanted I want to do the same I'll be waiting for the right answer, tell us Matt. For a zombie Eddie.

Alright, let's see who wrote the answers. The house wrote the whiskey sours. I initially wrote 47, I'm like that's crazy. I love it, 26 wasn't crazy though. Like you could have said 14. Truly that would have been enough. I was like, yeah, like it has to be memorable amount. I'm thinking Boonie and his, you know, 52 cans of VB. Okay, sure. But whiskey sours and that felt like, oh you know, old school Hollywood, a whiskey sour, that sounds. Um. Boonie's VB. On a fly.

on a fly Sydney to London. That's two slabs. Oh my gosh, the best game ever! Keep going! Doggy and a seagull! House was the one about him writing a ridiculous sequel. He sleepwalked down the aisle and pissed on a sleeping woman was Kirsty. Pissed on a woman

and she was sleeping. He was sleeping. He was sleeping. He was, so was he. He was walking, pissed on a woman. She was sleeping. When she woke up, she was mad. Pissed on a woman

Just imagine them singing that live like sitting on stools with their little hand held mics Pissed on a woman Yeah, the eyes shut with the harmonizing Pissed on a woman I'll be waiting Everlastingly Smiled with the Labrador

Tarkin's Cori causing delays That was Mish Um and that means you're both correct he smuggled what he thought or mummified finger bones of a Yeti The bones of a Yeti Oh my god Oh this is so fun! Alright, well, we're up to the final question.

Yes! Alright. We always finish with some sort of synopsis question. This one comes from Ben Bruflat from Cumberland Gap in Tennessee. I think or TN. Cumberland Gap? They should be changing the name of that play.

Cumberland Gap! Cumberland Gap, they should be changing the name of that play. Cumberland Gap! The question is... Excuse me. What is the synopsis of the 2009 film Big Man Japan? Oh, God. Big Man Japan. I think our brains are broken now. I'll be way agree.

Everlasting. Big band Japan. Big band Japan. Oh, it's so funny. So what year? 2009. 2009. Big band Japan. Friend Japan-y.

I don't know why that felt like- Makes our guitars. Big band Japan. Oh my God. All right. So yeah, 2009 film, Big Man Japan. You just gotta write three, four sentences, five sentences, a paragraph synopsis of that film. Oh my God, the house got,

I forgot to put down the house got two points in round four. You split the points that round. So going on the final round it is tight. Triple points for Kirstie and Mish in the final round means that truly anyone's game scores are two for Kirstie, three for Mish, five for the house. But while they're writing these answers, here's some more info about that smuggled hand. Matthew writes that the story was recently covered by Jackson Bailey on episode 494 of Do Go On where actor Jimmy Stewart was recruited by cryptozoologist and yeti hunter Tom Slick to smuggle part of the Pangboach hand in an effort to further examine it.

According to Atlas Obscura, Peter Byrne smuggled the finger and some skin from the hand across the Nepalese border into India, where he made a rendezvous in Calcutta with American movie star Jimmy Stewart and his wife Gloria. The famous couple agreed to smuggle the finger into the United Kingdom for research by six friend and primatologist Osmond Hill of the Zoological Society of London, which they did by hiding it within Gloria Stewart's undergarments in her luggage. Wrote Byrne later in a letter. Then three days later, the hotel's concierge called from reception to say that there was a British customs officer in the hotel lobby asking to see them and

could he send them up. And could he send him up? They said yes of course and a few minutes later a young British customs official appeared at the door of their suite, this is the Stuart suite, with Gloria's lingerie case in hand. They gave the man a cup of tea, had a pleasant chat and signed a receipt for the case which, Gloria noticed, was locked and had not been opened. Ushering the young man out the door she pointed this out to him and asked why had not been opened and examined by customs. Oh Madame he said certainly not a British customs official would never open a ladies lingerie case.

Jeez that's a amazing thing to admit if you're there to stop people smuggling stuff. Anyway in 2011 for the making of the BBC documentary the finger was analyzed by the Royal Zoological Society of Scotland at the request of journalist Matt Hill Matthew Hill and its DNA proved human. What about my not a Yeti unless Yeti is a part human I suppose, saying quote, we had several fragments that we put into one big sequence and then we matched that against the database and we found human DNA. Rob Ogden of the Royal Zoological Society of Scotland told the BBC, we had to stitch it together so it wasn't too surprising but it was obviously slightly disappointing that you hadn't discovered

something brand new. The answers are in for the final question. What is the synopsis of the 2009 film Big Man Japan? Here are your options. Taka is just like everybody else, or at least he thinks so. He leads a happy fulfilling life, but issues arise when he discovers the deliciousness of Japanese cuisine Tucker's appetite gets the best of him and he ends up moving to Tokyo to be in the heart of the foodie lifestyle Will he find the help he needs to stop eating so much Japanese food or will his appetite lead to his own destruction?

That reeks of Matt Stewart. Yeah, it does too. Some sort of weird fat phobia shit. Wow! Matt Stewart's had it too good for too long. Everyone's saying it, Matt! This is the episode where we take him down. With our sick verses. Bones are bare.

He's fatphobic. We all know it. We always have. Fatphobic Stuart. It's his real name. Matt is short for fatphobic. This is gonna come back like in five years time, we'll have no memory of this and someone will comment on a thing like classic Matt Stewart or being fat phobic.

No, no, no, no, no, no. All right, option two, a restaurateur with a big secret time traveling past must confront his past wrongdoings when his ex-wife, a CIA agent with a taste for revenge forces her ex husband to start up his time machine and stop the Asia-Pacific War will his right will he right his wrongs and make it back to the restaurant in time for service that's option two that's a mishwit trip special option three Curse is casting a spook. You've got three more options. I don't know. I know I'm good. I don't need them I don't need to hear them. I've heard more than enough Option three

Young boy Mikko wishes more than anything. He was a fully grown adult like his guardian and stepbrother, Hiroto was a fully grown adult like his guardian and stepbrother, Hiroto. While streaming of this one night, his home is struck by lightning. The next morning he wakes to discover his wish has come true. More frighteningly though, Hiroto was having a nightmare about a monster terrorizing the town, which also manifests itself in reality. Can Miko and Hiroto defeat the monster? And more importantly, will Miko accept life as a child once more if the spell is broken? That's a really really funny blur because it's like he went to sleep and had this crazy

dream anyway more importantly what was actually happening outside was crazy. No I think it was because his brother, the Hiroto was having a nightmare more frighteningly. What was that? Did I say more importantly? I meant more frighteningly. Oh is that Did I say more importantly I meant more frighteningly it's all okay more frighteningly Hiroto was having a nightmare about a monster terrorizing the town which manifests itself in reality And then you got option for an ordinary middle-aged slacker used electricity to transform himself into a building-sized superhero able to protect Japan from marauding monsters. Despite the good he does, he is an unpopular

guy with multiple problems, including a pushy agent and a father afflicted with Alzheimer's disease. Or finally, Mr Yamato is tired of being overlooked for promotions. With the help of an old-school friend who's now a renowned scientist, he undertakes a dramatic physical makeover to catch the attention of the executives at the company he works for. I love how you said old-school friend. Like, he's old school. He wears fashion from the 90s rather than like an old school friend. His friends are old school. He's riding a longboard and everyone else is on shorties. He's listening to 90s hip hop.

Well it's unclear. I haven't seen the film so I don't know which of those is true. He's into Run DMC. It's old school. He's an old school friend. No one knows new school friends. He met them IRL. Old school. Old school. Alright so if I try and do it briefly again. You have the guy who moves to Tokyo because he loves the food.

You've got the restaurateur who time travels. You've got the boy whose dream manifests in reality. He grows up, but his brother unfortunately dream manifests a monster. You've got the ordinary slacker who transforms himself into a building-sized superhero, but his dad's got Alzheimer's disease. Or the guy with the old school friend and scientist. He has a physical makeover to try and get a promotion at work. Kirstie, I think it's your crack here.

All right. Well, I still, was that a call back to Butthole? Butthole forever. It being my crack. Setting down. This is your crack here. I've got my archery set bent over. Kirsty's crack.

Kirsty's crack. Crack. Cursed is crack. It's one of the final three. Cumberland Gap. Show us your Cumberland Gap. So good. I'm going to shoot an arrow up your Cumberland Gap. So you say one of the final three.

Pat Fobix Stewart told me to do it. So you've you've got the You've written off the first two. The other two food ones, you've got the foodie and you've got the time travelling restaurateur. Yeah, I don't like either of them. I don't think foodie culture was huge in 2009.

Okay. That feels peak foodie to me, but then you're right. Option three is... That was the year Master Chef came out. Oh, okay. Oh la la. Speaking of food, I mean that's why you said it. So what do you think then? Okay, I'm gonna lock in... So what do you think then? Okay, I'm gonna lock in... I'm gonna lock in the final one, Mr Yamato. Mr Yamato.

Yeah, he wants a promotion. So he makes a... has a physical makeover. Mr Yamato. Mr Yamato. And he... And his makeover. Want a promotion? And his job.

Mr. Yamato. Locked in. Locking Mr. Yamato. OK. OK. All right. I'm. I think. Bunga! Wrong! I think it's either the first one.

Or the slacker one. Where he can. The fruity one. Oh, not the food, the one where he moves to Tokyo. Yeah. The food or the he transforms into a big machine. I think that one. I think I'm going to go with that one he transforms into a big machine. I think that one. I think I'm going to go with that one. Big machine?

Big machine. Big machine for Big Wet. All right. Locked in. And Kirstie, do you know the rule about you can't lock in your own run? No. You were just giving yourself three points. You're that psycho as well because I would have gone for that one.

I wasn't thinking about that one. I was thinking about that one. I was thinking about that one. I was thinking about that one. I was thinking about that one. I was thinking about that one. I was thinking about that one. I was thinking about that one. I was thinking about that one. I was psycho as well because I would have gone for that one. I wasn't thinking about the points.

I wasn't thinking about the points and I was like if I lock it in maybe it'll make you lock it in as well. I wasn't thinking about giving myself points. Because I'm not going to, I try my best in the last question, especially if I'm winning, to not lock in the one that the other person has because it's just guaranteeing a win and that's not fair. So, okay, all right, so you're looking for fairness and I definitely wasn't. You were playing an evil game. Oh my gosh, wow, I've been humiliated here today by myself.

Let's lock in number three. I don't even know which one it is, but I'm going for it. All right's lock in number three. I don't even know which one it is, but I'm going for it. All right, locked in number three. I feel sick. That's the one about the lightning strike. Yeah, I love it. I thought that's the one you wrote. So good on us.

I appreciate that. Good on us all. Oh my gosh. Well, all right, shame on my name, but. Cool. Oh yeah, that doesn't change your lockdown. Alright, here's... You don't want to try and do something grossly unethical as well. I will not be locking in

Kirsty's answer, thank you. Alright. Not Kirsty's answer, I'll be winning. She'll be losing. Gotta punch her in the face. In the car park. So, the one about moving to Tokyo for food loving.

That was Ben the question writer. From Cumberland Gap. The second one about the time machine. The restaurateur. That was Mish. Clocked me real quick that one. Yeah interesting. I usually smash this question. So I'm on to you man.

I knew you would. I knew you would. The one that, about Mr. Yamato being overlooked for work, that was Kersi Webeck. Oh wow. Oh, that came from my field. Oh Jesus Christ. The one about Mikko and Hiroto,

the curse went for that was, I'm afraid, The House. Meaning Mish was correct. Hell yeah! It was The Slacker. Mish was correct, I am livid, I've lost the game, this sucks. Bet I'll be winning, My name's Big Wayne. What? I thought mine was pretty good by the way. But no big deal. Um. Which one?

Me, uh, Meeko and... Nah, it was weird shit. Yeah, it was a bit cooked. It was a bit cooked, brother. You picked the one about it being... No, it's because it read like a blurb for a... a movie. Yes.

That was the main get for me. Because it wasn't blurb for a movie. So did Mr Yamato. Mr Yamato was great. So, Kirsty, I appreciate you putting your trust in me and saying the third one, whatever that is, I can't remember. That made me feel like my writing was worth something. I'm here to validate you. I appreciate it. I feel validated. So this film the critics like it.

77% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Audience not so much, 54%. A positive review by Tom Long and most of the reviews are positive, but his little snippet from Tom Long's one somewhere there is a stranger film than big man Japan but it would be hard to find and a rare negative review came from David Harris writing big man Japan is the worst of all worlds worlds it alternates from boring to mind numbingly awful. Okay final score check in third place on two points it's Kirsty Weebeck. Well I've been humiliated. But out in front equal on six points apiece it's Mish in the hell. Oh my gosh I was wrong. This was a setup. Yeah it was a bit.

He gave me all the answers before. Oh my here. Oh my gosh, oh that's horrible. What a horrible strategy that never happens on TV. It does sound like, Kirsty, you um... Your final round, if you didn't pick your own, it sounds like Mish would have got it, which would have delivered you... The win, probably. Oh, I'm sorry, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well...

So if you're pointing fingers anywhere, you know, remember when you're pointing one finger at you. Throw it back at yourself. I'm pointing one little bone of a yeti at myself. Bones of a yeti. They are pointing at myself. Not at you. I think, yeah, and we gotta work in our new God figure whatever his name was Dan.

Dan Raj. Dan Raj. Dan Raj. Yeah. Dan Raj. Yeah. Right. So that brings us to the end of the show.

Well played everybody. Hopefully it lived up to expectations of listeners. We have been trying to get this going for about two months now. Yeah. For real. It went beautifully. What a joy. Kirstie, you're still touring around.

This isn't... Let me check when it's coming out. Would that... Do you know your dates? Yeah. So this... I hope so. This is coming out early June. Early June? Like how early? Uh, ninth. Alright, so not that early. Um. First, third. Yep, okay, okay. Yeah, so my show, Everything I Need to Say About Sea Creatures is touring all around the country. Um, I've done a big chunk of the tour, but I'm going to be doing some encore shows.

Uh, but I've got, um, Geelong, Locked In, Hobart, Launceston and Adelaide are coming up and check out my website. There'll be heaps of dates up there. So good yeah, you've just started your website, you've just started Newcastle, Wollongong, Sydney, wow all that week. New Zealand yeah, what a busy guy. Oh Brunswick Heads, that's meant to be a real nice spot. Beautiful spot. But they're all in the past. That's meant to be a real nice spot. Beautiful spot.

But they're all in the past. It's time to move on. Yeah, it's time to move on. It's time to move on. But yeah, yeah, check out my website. There'll be all sorts of new dates coming up and stuff. So get around it. How about you, Mish?

I've got nothing. So if you want to see me, you can't unless you know me personally. Sucked in. But I've got like, well, here's my podcast. We have a YouTube now. So my podcast, the Mission Zach podcast, which is also Mission Zach's like Zamarama. We are now on YouTube and we're wanting people to go and subscribe to that. So please subscribe and write Big Wet under everything.

Oh, yeah. And also please subscribe to Kirstie Weeben on YouTube too. I also have a new YouTube. And Com- New Tube. New Tube. A new Tube. I have a new Tube! Okay. Comment Big Wet under all that. Big Wet sent me.

Yeah, Big Wet sent me on all of my clips please. Thanks so much for joining us. Hey listeners, why not follow us on social media at whonewitpod. And cheers for tuning in to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart now that you know it. I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. A hundred percent that's exactly why I've just signed Lentico Tales. Sorry Mishra, I've just started recording. Can you just tell us all the industry enemies you have now?

Absolutely. Remember when we were talking about ****? Bleed that out Conor. Conor don't leave that in. No, I don't remember ever mentioning that name. I love, I love TV. I love, I want nothing more than to work in television. I want to be on panel shows and I think I'm really close.

Isn't it? I'm just saying I've been working really hard at it and when you work hard at something, you get it. It's all merit based. It's all merit based. It is very funny that that is, that's the like, some people might say, why don't people talk about the behind the scenes weirdness?

But the reason that no one does, I guess, is because everyone's like, but maybe they'll pick me. Yeah. Honestly though, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People just don't want to burn the bridge and it's like yeah But you're bang on me. It's like Yeah, I mean I resuscitated my YouTube channel last week for this very reason. Hell yeah

I was just like it's the wave of the future. She's back baby, and she's got a hundred and ninety two subscribers And she's not a flight to Lure in a couple of more. I've been thinking about figuring out my Twitch login. That's when you know you've really, really hit a rock bottom. Because you have to in order to do like to get Twitch monetized, you have to clock 50 hours first. Yes. And you have to get a set about it. And you're like, there's a point where you're just like, could I commit to that?

I was so, the first time around was in lockdown and I think I'd hit whatever those things were. Were you doing Twitch? Yeah I was just like playing Wirtle and stuff. I'm like yeah I'm a gamer. I got the Wirtle in 2 today. Oh I haven't done it yet. Yeah I'm a gamer I'm doing Wirtle on my what you were filming yourself doing word All the word awesome quarter. I was doing all those all those word games Wow, and you stop I didn't hear about your twitch channel I can't believe that little chapter in history by asked me like it did well It's like I really I've never I've never watched the OC. and I've never watched your Twitch, and it's similar. Very similar. My Twitch was, yeah, it was the online equivalent of Sandy Cohen teaching Ryan how to schmear

a bagel. That was me playing Wirtle. A reference you won't get because you haven't seen the OC. Yeah, how cruel, making an OC reference after she's categorically... I just literally heard bagel and just like, yum. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like, so your Twitch feed was you and bagels.

Sounds yummy. Yum. Is there a bagel shop nearby? Do we want to get bagels? Should we can this episode and go get a bagel? I mean, I'm listening. You're not opposed to it. How many months have we been trying to make this episode happen

and we just get up and go get a bagel? We could just get some bagels, guys. I haven't really considered the fact that we could just go get bagels. That'd be way better. Hey, if you work out your Twitch login, we could film us eating a bagel instead of doing this. That'll make you like three bucks. I think that could be really big. That'll pay for a quarter of a bagel instead of doing this. That'll make you like three bucks. I think that could be really big. That'll pay for a quarter of your bagel.

That's an ABC show. Matt, Kirsty and Mish go get bagels. We got all different bagel place. That's like a 2pm on a Sunday show. I don't know, I think I might almost be, that's probably more SBS. Yeah, SBS. SBS food.

It's a ratings winner. SBS food. I think we could pitch this. I think we should, yeah. You're recording aren't you yeah I think we got one yeah just like put like a yeah do a jingle at the beginning yeah industry standard sort of stuff like you know do that and then at the end like we'll all be like, oh thanks for listening. It's Matt Stewart and and Big Wet and Kirsty Wibak.

So we'll package it nicely. Yeah, perfect. They're gonna be like Big Wets on it. That's a big get. That's a huge get. More like Big Get, am I right? Oh my god, this is gonna to be the best TV show ever! And all it is is us just going, that's a good bagel. That's a good one. That's actually really good. What do you have on yours? Cream cheese as well? Yeah, it's so good.

It's a good bagel. You can see why it's a classic. Where did you get it from? I forgot the name, but it's a good bagel. I don't think we're allowed to say on SBS anyway, but Jesus Christ. Yeah, we're not allowed to say where we are, but gee, it's a good bagel. Good bagel. Alright, we're not allowed to say where we are, but gee, it's a good bagel. Alright, should we do one?

I love when Big Wet's on, because you hear the tippity-tapping. The clip. You got ketones on? Yeah. Oh, it's your nails? Yeah. Oh, you mad dog? Yeah, aren't I just? Yeah, no netball for you might not even a little bit Big shock to you, but no not a huge on the netball. Hey big wet put your wing defense patch down You've got ten weapons on the end It's walking around with a couple of swords You know that wd as bw and just watching from the sidelines. You're the mascot The big wet

Man there's got to be a local netball team out there that's looking for a name It'd be I would love that I used to play into soccer and some of them had the best names I would love it when we played them. Yeah. But if we were like, yeah, we're on against the big wets this week, would have made my day. Oh, my God. Flashback, probably about five years ago now, I yeeted a full bottle of brown vinegar into my car. Accidentally, I tripped into my car. I like the smell of vinegar. Smashed mate.

Not when it's like in your car. I smashed a whole bottle of brown vinegar. Okay. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe not a whole bottle. It was absolutely the most intense thing. And my car smelled like dumplings for like a month.

It was full on. Next time call me up. You can use my Pomeranian. I wish I'd known. Do you have a Pomeranian? Yeah. Oh, what's your Pomeranian's. I wish I'd known. Do you have a Pomeranian? Yes. What's your Pomeranian's name?

Joan. Oh Joan! I love that. I love that. That's so funny. I'm sorry but your car's going to fucking reek like coffee. It's going to reek like coffee and it felt like immediate calmer for me like carrying on about you potentially being five minutes late because then I was fighting for my life

to get here on time. And wildly I was here on time anyway. Yeah, I'm a psychopath with time. So am I. I would rather be 45 minutes early than five minutes late. That's what I do. And I'm trying to get better at it because it's actually to the point where it impinges on my life. Mate, if I've like literally this happened the other like it's happens all the time.

But a good example is I did main stage for Comedy Republic. Yeah. And you call times like seven and I left my house at five thirty. I don't live that far from Comedy Republic. Yeah. And you call times like seven and I left my house at 530. I don't live that far from Comedy Republic. I got there an hour early and I just sat in my car. I'm like, I don't know what else to do, but I'm like, the concept of being late is just like so bad for me.

We podcast at 530 and I get here at quarter past five every time. I hate being late. Yeah, I'm the same. I'm the same. Matt, the other hand has a complete disregard for everybody else's schedule. Matt's forgotten we're here. Matt, well, we're filling in time, I was here early. Don't, you can't do that because people believe that sort of stuff. I actually- I know they're doing you right and I'm sorry, I apologize. There was a, I did an episode in the UK that was organized for me. Three guests I didn't, had never met before.

Like a studio was booked and everything. And I had the wrong time. The wires were crossed. And I got there like over half an hour late. Oh, my God, that's that's like my worst night. And I got a message. Helen Bauer is one of them, and I guess and she message me. She's the best. And she messaged me, DMs me. Hey, we've all been waiting for over half an hour.

Well, and I was just about to arrive. I thought I was getting there right on time. And what you know your heart on time ish would you agree right on time is late right on time is like I was rushing from another. Book back to back and I went straight from one to the other was as quick as I could have possibly got there real hustler and then um so obviously that you know they rightfully give me shit about it in the episode. Yeah. And then someone commented, that's classic Matt, like a listener. I'm like, no, it's not. How have you got that? Who's been, have you heard that?

You see, you're so right, like a passing comment on a podcast. Yeah. And it just locks it in. It's happened to me before too. People are just like, good old Kirsty up to her usual tricks. And you're like, no, that was a joke. They were being ironic because I'd never do that. Yeah, yeah.

And you guys are like, yeah, she's buried another man in the woods. No, I've never done that. I'm not. I've never killed. I swear. A couple of months ago, under one of our like pod class, like our clips, because we started doing clips, right under one of them, it was just like, you can clearly tell that Mish has a bit of a crush on Zach. And it's like the clips made being like, give fuck.

What the fuck are you talking about? People like, wow, Misha clearly has a big crush on Zack. And it's like, what have I ever done to make you think for one second that I have a crush on this man? It's a classic pulling, pulling hair in the playground sort of stuff. Yeah, true. But like, it was just that kind of like you, you that is such it. That is such an incorrect read.

Yes. What a burden that'd be for you as well. I'm not really annoying. Misha, I just like to say on the record that I apologize for making that comment. I mean, I understand why I'm wildly in love with him. So I guess it does make sense. Yeah, the cat's out of the bag now. But maybe I will be tonight. Maybe I'll get a bag of cookies on the way home after having to mop up a pint of coffee from my centre console. You could press the cookies into your car seat to get the coffee to seep into the cookie.

That's a new way of dunking. I like that. Yum, yum, yum. I like that. Yum, yum, yum. I like that. And then while people are honking me behind, I can be like, kook and tru. Kook and tru. Kook and tru. Kook and tru.

Cool. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So sorry, Sagan. The question is, which one of these is a? Real variety of apples. So you're you.

I'll read yours. Yeah, it makes little sense, but until you've got the options in there. is which one of these is a real variety of Apple so your you already or yeah it makes little sense but until you've got the options in there I'm a new guest comes on and that questions ask it's always like species of bird or something they're like and what are the options and I have to be like oh you give me the options from and they're like oh yeah for the way the questions asked is confusing and it probably means I should change it But I have not done that anyway while you're don't don't bother. No. Yeah, like I just keep making things more difficult That's sort of the motto I live by

Happens you think I'll fix this before the next one. Yeah, like yesterday morning. I thought to myself Hey, what if tomorrow I don't tip my coffee into the center console in the car and then today I just did it again. Yeah wild! I've been doing it every day for three years. When you told that story at first I thought you just nailed it and it just landed in there, lid remained on. Oh mate, I wish. I thought I was gonna cry. I like the idea that you were opening your door, you see a message from me saying so sorry guys I'm gonna be five I'm so sorry I think I'm be five minutes late. And you just got so mad at that that you just fuck. Yeah. Like, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm so glad they got aircon in here dude. Oh man it has really changed the game. Made a world of difference. There's like, there's so many, so we've just done 500 episodes of Dugu on and I reckon somewhere from the first maybe five or six and probably like seven years of doing it.

There was just like a month at least of episodes where we're going we're dying in here. We're not doing great. There was an episode that Zach and I did last year in February where we were banking. We did three episodes and by the third episode we turned off the lights out of fear that they were making the room warmer. And we had tape. We were in our underwear. We were so hot that we would. Zach was wearing. I was in my like sports bra and like bike shorts. And then Zach was wearing like his undies and a tank top and was we were just sitting there sweating it was foul. Yeah it was really like... And you were trying to tell us you're not in laugh. And then we had sex. And I was and with all your idea oh Zach maybe it is getting pretty it turns out you've got the heater on. Yeah that was actually that was after the aircon got installed as well so this is a bit sus.

It's really heating up in here. Your dates are not aligned. Wonder what they taste like? Um, salty. Depends on what you've fed the tree the night before. Asparagus juice. Um, yuck. That's foul what you just did. Isn't it pineapple?

Pineapple, I'm telling you, makes it taste good. Yeah. Asparagus, I Pineapple makes it taste good. Yeah I guess we go in different circles Asparagus makes you pee smell funny But there you either have it in you to be able to smell asparagus on someone's pee or not And I don't have it so if you eat asparagus and you take a piss I can't smell the asparagus So I'd be wasted on you yeah because it's a wasted test on me but like you know how some people think coriander tastes like soap yeah and some people just don't they think it tastes yummy yummy it's like that except with

asparagus I don't I don't know if I have it in me but I think a good way to find out is to get Mish to eat a bunch of asparagus and then to get the meth for you live with the plate and then she pisses and then Matt and I will be like, asparagus? Yeah. Nah, just this, not normal piss. I think that's just normal piss. I think that might just be normal piss. What an elaborate way for us to find out if we've got the asparagus, Gene, or not.

I'll get the license plate. Done. We'll attach it to Bec's car. Yeah, and I think it'll be a tax write off as well because we've talked about it on the podcast. Oh, absolutely. So I'm willing to front the money for the license plate. Oh, perfect.

Oh, we're in. Matt, if you don't mind chucking in for the asparagus. Yeah, yeah, I'll go get a bunch. And I'll provide the piss. Okay, hey, we're all providing something, I like that. What we're doing providing something I like that While we're doing an ad break I guess I'll also recommend the marketplace in

Bunbury Market eating house market eating house. Yeah. I like I honestly I drove from Freo down to Bambi this year. To do my show and that is I went to the dolphin Discovery Center. Yeah, that's my first stop and then I went to market eating house for lunch. And I always hype it up so much that people are like Hmm and then I know they're like a mermaid with a sailor and they're like yes Kirsty it was adequate. Oh bum breeze down some reason I was picturing it north of Perth, but it's down

It's cool and I'll go to Margaret River honestly, like the people there are like proper rural. But I did, like, I'd closed the final night of Bumbri Fringe and I did a one hour show in a big top. And then after that, Gary Starr did his current show for an hour and I stayed and watched his show. And my show was wild. I mean, Gary Starr's show, like it was full was full of these like a lot of people were a bit older like a lot of country boomers and They were beside themselves like they loved it

I love that they love the guys what to begin with the guys were like oh And then at the end when I was walking out all of these old men were going he's so clever you forget He's got his dick out. And like being able to be like an awesome audience for a standup show and then Gary star straight after. I'm gonna look up Bunbury French. But they were just so fun. That's great. Yeah.

Oh, love it. Yeah. So you went for the first time this year? No, I opened for Tom Gleason there years ago and then they, and I've stayed in touch with them since and then they got me, they were like, how about you be the Tom Gleason this year? Oh, that's so good.

Oh my god, this is so cool. This is so nice. It's really nice. And they're beautiful people, like the people that run into the best. It seems like such a pretty area. It's great. It's really great. Like, would recommend.

Are you thinking maybe you need a couple of openers? Yeah, let's all hit the road. With some bagels. Yeah with some bagels. It's beautiful enough though that if you go and do shows there it's like, like leave late the next day or something. Oh yeah. Have an extra night there. Go to the beautiful beach, go swim with a dolphin. I've never been to WA. Oh really? And I really want to go next year. On the weekend. But it's always the same. I'm always like, why don't I just stay one more day?

Like we, I went with Sammy P. He booked our flight time 7.30am on the Sunday. And my show- That's very Sammy P. Saturday, I'm doing 9.30 shows. So 9.30 Saturday night,, 730am flight home. No good. No. Oh my God, I didn't really see Perth at all.

They're for less than 48 hours for two shows and a few spots. Brutal. Yeah. Bonzavieri smuggled into Heathrow Airport in lingerie. Customs didn't properly search it, saying they would never open a ladies lingerie case So funny I My computer is not I say that you've messaged me your answer on my phone, but my computer after rate refresh it Goodness me goodness me technology. I keep thinking

She's kisses like cuz some of the shorter answers, you're still panning away on the keyboard. I'm like, I'm Kirstie, now this should only be like two words long. And then I realized, oh no. Gee, she's diligent. Kirstie's doing her taxes or something over there. Yeah. Probably booking us in for next year's

Bunbury Fringe, I suppose. Yeah, I'm just booking us a table for next February down at Market Eating House Bunbury. Let's do it. It's like I went, the best ramen I've ever had in my life is in Sydney. And I try and get everyone to go there and no one will go and it's the best ramen. If you're in Sydney go to Shinmachi Ramen. Oh can you message this to me later? Yeah fuck yeah.

Thanks mate. I'll give you a nudge. I love the Facebook poke. A little poke I'll be like, ohudge. Oh. I love the Facebook poke. A little poke, I'll be like, oh hey Mish. Where's that ramen? Yeah, are you still unconscious from the fifth bite? Are you okay?

You didn't message me about the ramen.