Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 144 - Rhys Nicholson, Dilruk Jayasinha and Freddie Arthur

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

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We'll see you there. Welcome to Who Knew With Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart. Our first guest, you may know from Utopia, it's Logie award winner. Dilraq Jai Singha Jai singha well done. Well done man. I'm not normally don't have to read it. Well because it's when you read it Yeah, it's really wrong like as in there's a you need to pronounce a G that isn't in this in it my my ancestors dropped the G years ago and I'm

Regret it. I want to bring the G back. Because yeah, Jai Sin He is not the name, but that's how it's spelled phonetically, but Jai Sin He, much easier. People in my community are comfortable dropping the G as well. Yeah. That's a different thing. Which community? Newcastle? The gay one, and I mean G the drug.

I don't know G the drug. No, neither do I. I think it's not GHP. It's one of the bad ones. GHP is one of the big four banks, isn't it? No. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Strong start. Our second guest this week is from RuPaul's Drag Race down under Taskmaster Australia in the weekly. It's Rhys Nicholson. Oh, I thought you were going to go down the line. I was like, oh, I'm on those things as well. I never saw you there. Down the line would have made sense, but I've written it out.

I don't know which seat you're going to choose. You're like Anchorman, you can't move away from the script. It's like, I'm Ron Burgundy. Our third guest this week won the Victorian Raw Comedy Final this year, it's Freddie Arthur. Hello, hi. Hi, hi, hi. So, how, how dare you? What is comedy? I think I saw Matt and actually all three of you for the first time.

I would say, yeah, uh, Reese, 2008, 2009. 2009. Yeah. I was, I was working at KPMG at the time and on a Sunday, fellow comedian at that time, fellow KPMG colleague, Surin Jayamana and I were in the office or whatever on a Sunday. And I was like, oh, let's just go across the road and watch this raw comedy thing. And yeah, it was when I first saw Reese. And I think I might have- did you- you did national?

Yeah. Yeah. What year was yours? 2014. Yeah. I'm about five years younger than Yeah. Yeah. What year was yours? 2014. Yeah. So, I'm about five years younger than Rhys. Yeah. But I might've seen you around the rooms maybe before that. But yeah, I think you might've hosted my first or second gig.

It was at Pugs in Space. Oh my God. Yeah, Sean Bedlam used to run it. Is that you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And yeah, there's like, yeah, Group used to run it. Lisa Dibb?

Yes. Um, but yeah. I don't know if it was the first or second, my first two gigs were there and you hosted at least one. Oh, lovely. Yeah, so a lot of Royal Alumnus. Except for me. I never made it past round two and I'm not bitter about it at all.

Oh, but now you're a judge, weren't you? I was a judge, which was really fun to have not made it past the first round or second round and then become a judge. I think it's- and like, because when I was in the Grand Final, it felt unsafe that they would be putting us- your first set shouldn't be on camera in the early 2000s, I reckon. They edited out of the telecast a full- me doing a full impression of Stephen Hawking. Hell! A full, proper one.

And there's members of the Comedy Festival staff that often remind me of this. Like, you know we can ruin your life at any moment. They're keeping it in the vault. Just do it for us now. Let's ruin your life right away. All good. I can't even imagine what that would sound like, Grease. A little something. So bad.

The set- no, why- Without doing the impression, was there a punchline other than just the impression? Oh, the set-up was- why am I- oh no. The set-up was how I want to be thin, I want to be like celebrity thin. Like, you know who the thin celebrity? Stephen Hawking. Right. How does he- what's his fitness regime?

And then I did an act out of Stephen Hawking doing aerobics. I- it sounds good. Yeah, it sounds really good. I don't know why you didn't win that year. I'm bringing it back, I'm having a great day. Yeah, she wins. OK, so the way the show works is ask relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer.

I then read their answers. So I was a real one. I have to guess which one is correct. The first question comes from a couple of listeners. They sent this in separately. Linda Moulton from Gainesville, Florida and Michaela from our Bacal. And the questions make up places. I believe our our Bacal is your Bacal.

Newcastle's indigenous name. Oh, no. No. OK. Well, well, come on. Oh, no. It is a Wobbacal. It's a Wobbacal. Oh, man. I was quite a ways off that. Yeah. I'm so glad you're here.

A Wobbacal. A Wobbacal. OK. It sounds like baby talk. A W a good nice so yeah so this from Florida and a wobbicle coming together to ask the question what does casu matzu mean oh god what does do we get a spelling you see a SU it's two words, C-A-S-U-M-A-R-T-Z-U. What does Kasumatsu mean? And while they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant, and another point if you correctly guess the answer.

And by the way, I'm also playing as the house, and I've put in two of my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question writers, and I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. So each of us can score up to three points per round which seems fair but the probability actually favours me. The house always wins. Though if you've listened to previous episodes you'll know that is kind of not very often the case.

Anyway most of our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question sign up on any level via patreon.com slash to go on pod linked in the show notes The answers are in for question number one. What does casu at Matsu mean a breed of dog? Which is a cross between a chow chow and a Pekingese which is bred specifically to sniff out truffles It's option one option two. It's a form of Japanese forest meditation It's a form of Japanese forest meditation Option three literally translates as rotten cheese. It is a type of sheep's cheese from Sardinia that contains live maggots

sick-notty Option four a leafy herb similar to seaweed used in traditional Japanese broths Option five a weird unease you feel when you walk back into a room and things seem off, like the furniture has moved slightly. It's a bit katsu-matsu. Yeah, it's the opposite of feng shui. It's a bit katsu-matsu. Or finally, House of the Ugly Man. Sounds like a horror movie.

Wait, so how come there are like six responses? I know you explained it to the listeners, but I was- And so, so there's your three, the real one. Yeah, there's the house. And then two that the house have put in. Ah, two is the house. Okay, I've got one for the house. Okay. Usually it's one that I've written and one that the question writer wrote.

Okay, nice one, nice one. All right, Rhys, what do you think? You got the dog, Japanese meditation, rotten cheese, leafy herb, unease where things seem off or house of the ugly man. I- Something is making me veer towards the cheese. Because I feel like a few people have gone with like Japanese- like have seen as a Z.

And have gone Japan. But if it's a cheese, which, you know, not too many milk situations going on in Japanese cooking. But the beginning of the word, I'm taking this too seriously. No, the beginning of the word does sound a little like Mediterranean to me. Oh, katsu. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, like, yeah. But maybe now I'm being- If I can jump ahead a little bit.

But I was thinking along the same tracks. Yeah. That's how I was like, yeah. That's- Yeah. But then the you- the- look, and this is just another situation of a white person going, I don't understand other cultures. Help! Haven't done my research.

Look, I'm going to go just for fun. I'm going to go with the cheese. Thank you. Achieve maggots cheese. I remember watching a video on behind the news when I was about like 11 about cheese that has maggots in it and like blow fliers and we're like, ah, yuck. And now it would be delicious. Delicacy.

Maybe it was. Don't remember. Too busy looking at the word penis To be honest, I didn't understand even though I've listened to this show. I didn't understand it was meant to be a full sentence Well, I mean All the answers were full sentences. I don't really understand what you mean. Can you do them again and I'll make some notes Yeah, you got the breed of dog? Japanese meditation rotten cheese leafy herb

Weird unease when you walk back into the rooms think same off or house of the ugly man Which is like a yeah pretty brutal name for your school sports Which is like a pretty brutal name for your school sports team. I'll go for breed of dog. Breed of dog for Freddie. What do you think? So with Reese's thinking similarly, like, casu does sound like casa, which is the Spanish word, I believe. So I feel like, you know, the house.

Yeah. So house of ugly man. Could either mean that it's like, oh okay, this is the way to go? Or is it someone making a word association Japanese style and jumping? But because also queso is also cheese in Spanish. That I'm like now wondering is it something along

but then Sweden and Spain so far away. Because it's a Swedish cheese, isn't it? Kasmatsu. Oh my God. Oh, the cheese one says Sardinian. Sardinian. Oh, OK. Yeah, right, right. OK. Which reset is Mediterranean. Is that right? Yeah, well, I get. Yeah.

Yeah, I feel like Sardinia. It's part of Italy, sort of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, OK, I'm going to. Yeah, I think I'll stick to it. My gut and go with. Cheese, cheese. I'm going to, yeah, I think I'll stick to it. My gut and go with cheese. Cheese. Lock it in cheese. All right. He's the right, the answers.

The weird unease you feel. That was Michaela, one of the question writers. Okay. The house. Linda, the other question writer wrote the one about the dogs. I'm afraid. Freddie. So you've given a point of the house there. Form of Japanese forest meditation, that was Dill. The other Japanese one, the leafy herb, that was Reese.

House of the Ugly Man, I should say, that was Freddie. I've punched it up there with Ugly Man. I did add another part afterwards saying, can you please say this is a Spanish saying? Oh no. I love how you played it going, oh, K this is a Spanish saying. Oh no! I love how you played it going, oh, Caso is in the house! Good poker face! And that means that recent Dilla Correct, it is rotten cheese. Yes!

Yum! Yeah, see the Kasumatsu. And that literally translates to rotten cheese. Kasumatsu. Kasumatsu. It's fun to say, but it does sound pretty gross. I do like the vibe of the room not being great. I like that. If you walk into a place and go, it's a bit kasumatsu.

Yeah. I'm going to start saying it. Because also rotten cheese, you don't want that in there. You don't want that. Oh, yeah, it's a bit kasumatsu. Or even someone's personality. It's a bit kasumatsu. Kasumatsu.

Where is it from? The... Sardinia. Oh, OK. Cool. Yeah. It's a bit custom-on-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some-some- some-some-some- some-some- some-some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- some- My favourite one is this one called Audelan that's illegal in France now, where it's this little songbird and they fry it whole. They get it fat, then they fry it in amignac and then it's so decadent that you eat it with a napkin over your head to hide from God. That's amazing. I love the idea that God is everywhere, but he's only got a little point. He can't get you in napkin. He can't catch you in napkin. It's just a drone that cannot catch it.

Yeah, it's like lead for Superman. You can't see through it. It's so like the French. What the fuck? Yeah, no, we thought like pâté was bad enough. Yeah. You know, like that's pretty horrific. But they're boiling, they're boiling a bird whole.

Boiling or frying? Fry, like, I guess like broil, like, you know, kind of blanching. Isn't that how they make chicken nuggets? Didn't Jamie Oliver do that whole episode about- But I mean whole. They don't grind it up. Oh, OK. They take the feathers off.

In the form, say the beak's on. The beak's on? Yeah. Oh, the beak is on. Yeah. I mean, sounds like a quail. Yeah. But whole. And then you pop it all in like feathers and no feathers off feathers off feathers off. OK. And don't worry.

I'm sure the bird is alive when they do that. That does put my eyes on it. Thank you. Yeah, that's made me feel very custom. Right now. All right. Question two comes from Tyler Brown from Charlotte, North Carolina. And the question is, which of the following is a real species of fish? Okay. So you just got to give me, you got to make up a species of fish.

You don't have to describe it. Just the name. As it turns out, there's a lot of weird fish names. So a species of fish. For instance, like rainbow trout, but obviously weirder than that probably. Mm-hmm But yeah, no description just the name of a fish. Okay, right Oh While you're writing your answers here's some more info on Kasumatsu Michaela writes this cheese is banned in many places outside of St.

Cydinia because firstly it's bloody gross But probably more importantly the lava the larvae can survive in the intestines and cause enteric myasis, which is fly strike of the intestines. According to Linda, it is described as the world's deadliest cheese and is actually a Guinness Book of World Records holder, and is actually a Guinness book of world record holder for that reason. Bloody hell. Deadly cheese. It would want to taste pretty good. Answering for question number two. Man, I love every single one of these options. Question two. Which of the following is a real species of fish? Blue-necked smarm.

Oh. Triple flippid belly chomper. Wide-winged lump sucker. The vulva flapper fish. Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! I want that to be so real!

Like, I want us to live in a world where some scientists got together and agreed. Hey, guys, let's not beat around the bush, pardon the pun. This is a vulva flapper fish. It sounds like a super angry gay doctor who is just like, yuck. Look at this thing. Terry, come Yuck. Look at this thing. Terry, come over here. Look at this. Option five, long nose

sooty grunter. Oh, I love that. Or finally disappointing chub. Oh, disappointing chub. I think that's been on here before. I think your cousin had one of those. Oh. Disappointing. I think that's been on you before. I think your cousin had one of those. At the Big W. The angry female scientist.

Yeah. Retaliating at the gay doctor. Blue necked smarm. Triple flippered belly chomper. Are you supposed to spell smarm? S-M-A-R-M. Triple flippered belly chomper. Wide winged lump sucker.

The vulva flapper fish. Long nose sooty grunter or disappointing chub. Freddie. What are you thinking? I want it to be the vulva thinger cause I think that sounds great. Or maybe, I feel like I've heard disappointing chub before. And I apologize.

I clearly had the wrong number. Wide-winked limp sucker. I think I think I'll go for the chub Well, unfortunately it often is. What do you think? Uh, mate, I might need you to refresh my memory on number three and number five. Uh, wide winged lump sucker and long nose suri grunta. Yeah.

For me, it's between those two. Uh, suri grunta or what was it? Would you have white nose? Lump sucker. Lumps. Yeah, for me, it's between those two. Suri Granta or what was it? White-nosed? Lumpsucker. Lumpsucker. White-winged Lumpsucker. And long-nosed Suri Granta. These words are suddenly losing meaning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go with the Suri Granta. Yeah, Lumpsucker seems... I think it's limp. Is it lump or limp? Lump. It's lump. OK. Oh, does that change your answer now?

All of a sudden you don't want the chub anymore. You want the lump? Chub for lump. She didn't want a limp chub. It's a disappointing one. I'm going to go Sudhi Granta. Sudhi Granta for Dil. If you pick the chub, you end up being a lump sucker.

Um, what? Um, kind of makes sense. Yeah, I think so. Kind of? Yeah. Um, yeah, the of makes sense. Yeah, I think so. Kind of? Yeah. Yeah, the 31 sounds. Because I feel like a lot of the other ones, I'm talking it out, sound like us trying to think of fish terms.

Right. Right. Like, although the blue neck thing. Yeah, there's no classic fish terms in there. Blue neck smarm. You've got to think as well though, someone sent it in because it's funny. They've not sent it in because it's like, you know, this generic name for a fish. I don't think any of these are generic names for fish, so Freddie. Which one?

I can't even think. Normally there's one that you're like, oh, that sounds like a real fish. None of these sound like real anything. Yeah. What was the flappy one? I can't even see. Normally there's one that you're like, oh, that sounds like a real fish. None of these sound like real anything. Yeah. What was the flappy one? Vulva Flapper, the Vulva Flapper fish. Oh, okay. Yeah.

You know what, just for fun, Vulva Flapper fish. Put me down for a Vulva Flapper fish. Wow. No one's ever gotten that bingo card for this year. I tried it once when I was 16, and I've not tried it again. You have the tongue. I love that I've gone for the chub and you've gone for the vulva.

Compare the pair. Yeah, I'm sticking with chubby. Alright, here's who wrote the answers. The triple flippered belly chomper, that was the house. The wide winged lump sucker, that was Reese. I feel like lump sucker might be a real kind of fish. I think I was trying to think of like fish terms. But the wide winged, you know.

That made me think of a sanitary pad. It does suck stuff, but not lumps. Yeah, well, sometimes right. Yeah, no, yeah. Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, it's a lot of lumps, mate. I've had enough very open female friends in my life to know they're not lumps. Blue-necked Smaam, that was Dill.

Okay, so that means one of you is correct here. Okay. Freddie went for disappointing Charbel. I'm afraid that was the house in particular, the question writer, Tyler. Reese went for the vulva flapper fish afraid that was the house in particular, the question writer Tyler. Reese went for the vulva flapper fish. That was Freddie. See you and you did a really good job there. You talked about that for a long time. Well I think Dil played a sibling. He said, oh sorry, how do you spell smarm?

That's smarmy. That was good. There's a little bit of gameplay there. But that means Dill is correct. It's the long-nosed sooty grunter. Sooty grunter. It just sounds like an automatic generated name of gibberish. AI came up with it sort of thing. I wonder if it grunts.

Oh, that's probably it. It probably does have a grunt. No, it does. Apparently they do make it grunt. It's like very anti-immigrant. So it's it grunts. Oh, that's probably it. Probably does have a grunt. No, it does. Apparently they do make it grunt. It's like very anti-immigrant. So it's just like, every time you just see snorkels, it's like. That's what I think why we're all so OK. Like, fish is a thing that even like people that have been vegetarians, I

think part of the reason we're comfortable killing fish so brutally is that they don't make noise. They're only moat. Like, because I grew up, I grew up in Newcastle and we would fish a lot. And I've stabbed so many fish in the top of it, like a flat head just in the head. And you just look and I couldn't do that to a lamb. Yeah. But you know, there's something about a fish just going, Yeah, you're putting it out of its misery.

Yeah. Whereas if it was like, ah, ah. Well, that's the grunt one. I think we'd eat a lot less fish. What if it was grunting? That would probably again make it, you'd be like, that's the grunt one. I think we'd eat a lot less fish. What if it was grunting? Grrr. That would probably again make it, you'd be like, let's get it. Yeah, let's get rid of this guy. Let's get this over with. A fish, the only thing we eat that doesn't make a noise?

Hmm. Are we back on vulva? Oh, wow. Now, that makes a noise sometimes. Oh, does it? Haven't you heard of Queef? No. No.

Have you heard of Queef? No. I've heard of it. I've not seen it in a while. Yeah. Not heard it. No. All right.

Question three comes from Evan from San Jose. And the question is, then have you done FM radio hosting? I've guest spotted. Yeah. Did you say either of you or any? Any of you. Oh, I thought you just left me out of it. Like, they're not gonna let her on.

Obviously. Obviously. I'm gonna go down. What's the Mildura station? It was a comedian on the ABC radio in Mildura at the moment, Ben Murphy. Oh cool. He just moved there. There you go. I've been a guest on things but I've never guest hosted or anything. This question, you know how FM radio is famous for silly stunts and competitions? Yeah. This question's about that. In 1999, KOMP 92.3 FM of Las Vegas held a stunt slash competition what was

it and what was the prize? You know like the classic how many if you stay in this car for three weeks you can have the car or whatever or you know whatever and while you're writing your answers I'll let the audience know a little bit more about the long-nosed sooty grunter. According to Wiki, the long-nosed sooty grunter is a large elongate species with a distinctively long slightly concave snout. It has an overall dark greenish-grey body with scales which have broad blackish margins and golden to bronze centers. The juveniles are overall greenish with irregular vermiculations on the upper flanks and the caudal peduncle. The largest recorded standard length is 42 centimeters or 17 inches. A good size.

According to Tyler, the long-nosed sooty grunter is only found in eastern western Australia and is part of a larger grunter family, which are all named for the grunting noise they frequently make. There you go. They do make noise. There were so many words in its description that I had not heard of. Oh, it's a pretty, I mean, it's an interesting looking guy. He looks like he'd grunt. Yeah, he looks, he does look grunt. Yeah, he looks like it.

Yeah, just over it is like grandkids are coming over all the time. I raised enough kids in my time. I don't need to be raising you lot as well. Yeah, that is what I like the idea of sooty though. Yeah, for a for a famously wet animal. Hard to be sooty when you're living in the waters. The answer for question number three. In 1999, KOMP 92.3 FM of Las Vegas held a stunt

slash competition, what was it and what was the prize? Eat a jar of the hottest chili peppers for the chance to be an extra in a Red Hot Chili Peppers film. Ha, that's funny. Option two. Whoever could go the longest without urinating. The prize was an all-day family pass to a new water park.

The winner was unable to accept the prize because he died of a kidney infection. What? That's option two. Option three, hold the longest note on the saxophone to get a chance to meet and greet then President Bill Clinton. Oh. Option four, that sounded a bit saxophony. Option four, the first to drink the DJ's urine

would win Motley crew tickets. Option five, you had to hold your Wii for as long as possible. What? You're kidding. And you won a Nintendo Wii gaming console. Oh. Or finally, held in public on a casino floor, 20 couples competed for $20,000

by the men cupping their wives breasts for as long as possible the winner lasted 22 hours and 36 minutes okay what did it win a casino cash does it say that in the answer or you just adding that now no no it says it it says at the top I just didn't read it, for casino cash. So you've got... I said it all about that. I feel like that was some master acting, some incredible, yeah, man, what do they mean? Ah, you know, casino cash? I wasn't just cash, you know?

Casino cash, you know that special type of cash. So I think you can all safely rule that one out How is it rated in full? What does it say? It was at the top apparently It was established that Anker Man reads what he sees He has the feeling of skipping past casino cash Did I not read that first one? He's starting diving away Like we're imbeciles who cannot see I thought this was the podcast that you're OK on.

No. I thought. I think it's still in play that one. OK. I'm playing 3D chess over here. So you were trying to cross my road. So let's go. There was Wii for Water Park. There was we for water park.

Lot of peace. We for water park. There was we for we. We for we. And there was another urine one. We for motley crew tickets. But that one you had to drink it. To drink we.

Yeah. And then there was red hot chili peppers. Red hot chili peppers to meet the peppers. And then there was. Saxophone for Bill Clinton. Oof. The man. Oh, is that a bit of a,

I think it should have been a different instrument. Oh. Why, what does he want to blow? Well, isn't it meant to be like a bit of a eu I think it should have been a different instrument. Why? What does he want to blow? Isn't it meant to be like a bit of a euphemism? No, he played saxophone. Oh, did he? Yeah, yeah. Oh, OK. So, I mean, imagine if he was, you know, agreeing to this contest.

Hey, remember how I famously got a blowjob in the White House? Why don't you play a clarinet? Maybe a trombone? See how long you can keep it rusting. Cigar company. Oh, yeah, sorry. And then- Recapping you, Miss Casino Cash.

Casino Cash. Well, sure, let's put that on top of the list, but just in case. You know what? The peppers thing feels- I'm just looking at my contestants faces. Oh, OK. Just in case they gave any enthusiasm. Oh, what?

Hang on, that's too stiff. Oh, is that? Oh, is that? OK, never mind. Another good song when you're on shrooms. No. I'm going to go with Peppers, I reckon. I feel like 99, they would have just before they released californication Oh, no, actually californication was 99. So yeah, all right, let's let's go with that one. All right locked in for deal

What do you think race 2000 the I have a vague the the piss one where someone? Got hospitalized. I have a vague memory of that. Um, like- Actually, you're right. I forgot about the hospital part. The Wii for Nintendo, but it strikes me that no, no, no other ones had a detail like that, which makes me think like someone wrote, like, you know what I mean? Right. I'm saying like too much. The Wii one, the Nintendo Wii one, I don't think Americans call Wii. Oh, what do they call it? What do they call it? I think they like, but't think Americans call. We. We.

Oh, what do they call it? I think like, but like, you don't hear an American say like, I'm going to go for a we. Yeah. What is it? I think British and Australian. What do they say? Slash? Slash. Piss. Big hot piss. I'm going to pee.

I think they may pee. I'm going to say. Drain the main vein. I think they say that. I'm going to say the water park one. I'm going to say the water park one. Water park. I feel like I want to change my answer to water park. I forgot about the hospitalizing thing. It wasn't hospitalized, it was fully dead. Fully dead? What?

Yeah. Right. I mean that would be in the news. Winner was unable to accept the prize because he died of a kidney infection. Fuck. That's not a bad excuse. Yeah. What a day. What a day. Fuck. That's not a bad excuse. Yeah. What a day. What a day at the waterpark.

So hang on. What did you go for, Reece? I went for waterpark. Waterpark. All right. Lock him in. You can change if you want, Dylan, unless you said you'd lock it in. Yeah. I may have, I don't know, a check with Eddie. We'll check with the tape.

Freddie. Lock it in. Yeah, I may have, I don't know, a check with Eddie. We'll check with the tape. Freddie. Lock it in with Freddie. No, I'll stay, I'll stay. Is he alive? Eddie McGuire. Yeah, yeah. Good for him. Well, you know, I wouldn't call it alive.

You did, you did. What is alive? Didn't you see him on a flight? I threw him on a flight once. He was sitting in business and he had a laptop, an iPad open with football playing on it and he had headphones on. He looked like a toddler in a cafe. Oh, OK.

And he had a football, I don't know what his job, but he had a football, like, section of a newspaper out and he had like a big- He was probably on his way to, like, commentate something. But he looked so funny. He looked like just this little guy with all his football. He's like, I got my football! And everyone getting on was like, oh, Eddie? And he looked so annoyed that people were saying hello to him. I thought it was really funny.

I just want to watch my football. I think it would be annoying if you forked out extra for like business class or whatever. And then you have to have all these people walk past you. He didn't fork out extra for it. Should be back of the plane, you reckon? Yeah. Or underneath? like business class or whatever and then you have to have all these people walk past you. You didn't fork out a gesture for it. Should be back of the plane you reckon? Yeah. Or underneath? Yeah.

Above the world. Especially in the area. I like when the occasional time I've gone into business class and, you know, people walk past because I know I felt that when I'm not in business class and I'm walking by, I'm like, you smug. It's cool that they make us walk past them. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's just like, it's like advertising use smug money. It is cool that they make us walk path. Yeah. I guess it's just like it's like advertising their products.

Yeah. The milk at the back of the supermarket. But it is so much more. I've been upgraded a few times on points, but it is so much more expensive. Like, yeah. Somewhere another comedian reason was like, oh, you must fly business everywhere. We're like, what are you fucking insane? It's like to fly overseas is like ten thousand dollars. And sometimes you see a baby in there. Yeah. But also It's like to fly overseas is like $10,000.

And sometimes you see a baby in there. Yeah, but also it's like, you're not paying extra or using extra points or whatever to just be part of their free advertising. You know what I mean? Like, anyway, I'd be a bit pissed. All right, Freddie, what are you locking in? I think the Wii and Nintendo thing sounds familiar,

but I like the DJ one, so I'm gonna go with that. You like drinking the DJ's? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like drinking the DJ's? Oh lord, I care a lot, yeah. They're already into water sports. First a disappointing chub and now this. Oh yeah, it's been a vasillium isn't it?

Here's the answers. The one about casino cash. Can we guess? Do we get a point for who wrote that? Held in public on a casino floor, 20 couples competed for $20,000. That is the first sentence. Competed for $20,000. Did I read that out? I think so, but I think they all missed it.

And you could have just read it again. $20,000. He took out your answer. Oh my god. I'm like, what a sabotage. Held on a public casino floor. 20 couples. It does clearly say that.

So sorry, Rhys. I think I'm going to have to give you a point there for sabotage. I think I would have picked that because I actually really liked the cupping breasts. It felt like a very vagus thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, oh man, I should have said it was for breast implants or something.

That's the kind of nonsense that they do. And I've been reading about other ones. This radio station did that in the past. They did a competition for the prizes breast implants. Oh, what? Anyway, there's some crazy ones. This radio station did that in the past. They did a competition for the prizes breast implants. Oh, what? Anyway, there's some crazy ones. Wow. Judith Lucy used to have a story about when she worked in commercial radio, they wanted-

a producer had an idea that they wanted to- someone could win Celebrity Cum. Oh, oh. That's what it sounds like when it's made. But anyway. Like, you could- a baby with like, Githubathgen or something. Oh, isn't it gum that you can use?

Yeah, right. Oh, I thought it was a souvenir. Reese Nicholson, come, you can use. It's not like Ma Singer where you have to guess the name. What's Famous Person Speaking? Get it off, get it off. The saxophone and Bill Clinton one, that was the house. Dill went for the red hot chilli peppers, that was also the house, I'm afraid.

Reese went for the water park, that was Freddie. Oh, fuck you, Freddie. The Wii for Wii gaming console, Dil wrote that. Amazingly to me, that was the actual question that was sent in from Evan, but it was so grim that I didn't use it in the I found a different one in the same listicle because the woman who did it did die. Yeah, I remember that someone died. And she said that she did it to win it for her kids.

I'm like, oh my God. So I'm like, I don't think we can do that. Well, you did it anyway. You brought it up anyway. Thank God we didn't bring that up. That would really bring everyone down. Yeah, maybe take that out. Yeah, keep it in, Khan.

Yeah, that's funny. See, it did ring a bell. As I was typing that out, I'm like, I feel like I know this story. And I'm like, oh, I hope I don't stumble on the real thing because of it. But I just went for it because it does sound really sick. Okay, interesting. And that means Freddie is correct. It was drinking the DJ's urine.

How disgusting is that? He got fired that same day. Like he didn't check with management or anything. It's just funny. He rifted as an idea idea and what do they win? What did they win? tickets to Motley Crue Did someone in 1999 like that were it's not even at the peak of their fame or did someone actually drink it? Yeah Yeah, I mean, it's it's not that bad for you. Is there are yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. We're at the halfway mark We're gonna the halfway mark.

We're going to have to power on a little bit. Yeah, yeah, sorry. No, you're all right. Sorry, I just had something in my throat. DJ, how's this Motley Crue concert going? Question number four comes from a prolific question, Samina. Ariane from Ireland. The question is, born in 1660, what was the unusual name of the third

Viscount Macerene of the Anglo-Irish aristocracy? You just got to come up with a unique person's name, you know. It's like the human version of the fish. Say the question again. Born in 1660, what was the unusual name of the third Viscount Macerene of the Anglo-Irish aristocracy? What do you want, like a first name, last name? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, you don't have to worry about titles or anything, just their first name, last name. While you're writing your answers, here's a little more info about that Las Vegas thing. According to the Las Vegas Sun, an article from that week, what would people do for Motley Crue tickets? To answer that, KOMP radio DJ Greg McFarlane says, Station Honcho's urged DJs last weekend to devise creative ticket giveaway contests. On Saturday, McFarlane gave tickets to a couple who simulated fully clothed scenes from one of the notorious

Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee sex videos. It made for entertaining radio, he says. So Sunday I was sitting around scratching my head wondering how am I going to top this? Then it hit him. I thought no, this is so repulsive and so disgusting. I thought not in a million years. Well it only took half an hour after his announcement of the piss drinking contest for three contestants to appear at the studio.

Two brought their own shot glasses, he said. Ugh! But when McFarlane set the cup in front of him, the three were overcome either by cold feet or common sense and none moved. Enter contestant number four, as he recalled. The fourth guy walks in, pushes everyone out of the way and throws it down like it was Pepsi. I was horrified by what I saw.

I couldn't believe what I saw. He was horrified. He set this all up. You can't claim you're being horrified after you. Anyway, listeners apparently couldn't believe what they heard. The switchboard lit up. McFarlane says, he took it as a sign of support. I was just doing what a good DJ is supposed to do. McFarlane insists the man wasn't freaked out by his big gulp. He never hesitated, never questioned whether it was urine, he just drank it. I did a little post-game analysis with the guy, asked him what it tastes like. He said it tasted fine, I have no problem with it. Management however definitely had a problem. What if the guy contracted a disease and sued the company? McFarlane says assistant program director John Griffin confronted him.

Tell me it was Gatorade He said in retrospect I should have lied and said yeah, it was Gatorade, but I told the truth 20 minutes later McFarlane was jobless Evidently, I've got too much talent for this market. He said I'll just have to move on to a bigger one Then he died Turned out the kiddie and quite a bit of blood in his ear. While you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back. And the answer for question number four, born in 1660, what

was the unusual name of the third Viscount Masserine of the Anglo-Irish aristocracy? Here are your options. Nestle limousine, Slopsy cummer, Stephen Tyler, Flange Flungley, Clotworthy Skeffington, or little Molly Muffhands. I really like little Molly. All right, back to you Nestle limousines Slopsy Cummer, Steven Tyler, Flange Flungely, Clotworthy Skeffington or Little Molly Muff Hands. I mean Clotsy, Clotsy Cummer. Oh wow.

Slop, Slop, Slopsy Cummer. Slopsy Cummer. Oh Slopsycoma. Slopsycoma. Slopsycoma. Slopsycoma does sound like those royal people all have like, like the queen had a best friend called Porchy. Like, there's just all these weird names that they give each other. Like, is it his real name or is that like what name? Yeah. Like his last name might be. You're agreeing so much that it makes me think it's yours?

No, what I'm thinking is that it sounds like a character from, like, Peter Rabbit. Oh, yeah. Little Slopsy come out. Flopsy, Mopsy and Big Cum. I'm leaning to a Slopsy as well. Yeah. No. OK, then he wrote that.

You can't choose your own answer though, Rhys. No, no. What? No, no, I'm not saying no. Rhys was saying it. You said Rhys. Oh, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. OK. Yeah, but he I'm not saying no. I'd- Rees was saying it. You said Rees. Oh, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you.

Yeah, but he hasn't picked it yet. Yeah. Was the first one Nestle limousine? Nestle limousine, yeah. That sounds a bit modern. Well, I don't think he was- I don't think he had- he wasn't named after a limousine. Well, is limousine an existing word before the car?

I guess so. Well, maybe he invented it. Well, just also Nestle sounds a bitousine. Well, is limousine an existing word before the car? I guess so. Well, maybe, maybe he invented it. Well, just also, Nestle sounds a bit like Tesla. Do you want to hear- I know we've got to keep moving on, but do you want to hear my favourite fun fact about the naming of things? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That I found out recently. The word escalate, we get from the word escalator, not vice versa.

Wow. That is really cool. What? Someone named something escalator. Yeah. An escalator. And we now say escalate, that escalated because of an escalator. That's like oranges as well. What? Orange the fruit.

The name for that came before the colour. Oh. Because everything used to be just like red. Yeah. There's that red, which I think is where there's the confusion with people that have orange hair get called Like a redhead tell me about it And what am I doing? What do you think Freddie is it oh thank God Oh, thank God. What can you say them again quickly, please? Nestle Limousine, Slopsy Cummer, Steven Tyler,

Flange Flungely, Clotworthy Scaffington, Little Molly Muff Hands. Clotworthy Scaffington, good God. I mean, I'm just gonna go Slopsy Cummer because I like it even though I think I've been fooled, but I just think it's great. We've all been fooled by Slopsy Cummer before. I like Flange Flange-erson or whatever.

Slopsycommer. Flange Flange-lee. Flange Flange-lee. Although Steven Tyler, because the question was which funny name, right? And the idea that there was a... Yeah. Yeah. But also...

Yeah, okay, Flange Flange-lee. Irish as well, aren't they? Irish. Flange Flange-lee. Flange flundely. Flange flundely. Why is Steven Tyler funny? Because he's the lead singer of Aerosmith. And like the idea that there was a version of him in the 1660s.

I wonder if Molly Muff Hands was gay, or bi maybe. Molly for being gay and then Muff for the other part. Which part? Molly for gay then Muff for the other part. Which part? Molly for gay and Muff for diving. But well, this is who wrote the answers. Steven Tyler was Reese. Ah, I knew it was the Leasing of Harris. Very cheeky.

That was very clever. Little Molly Muffans was Freddie. We both did. we both were trying. When everyone else had already answered as well. But, but, but wait for it. Ha ha ha ha! Oh, okay. Oh, you're not Slopsy, are you?

Slopsy's back! Slopsy's back! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Cause you convinced me on that one. Sorry! I might have talked Reese out of it. Oh, god.

I feel like, because I jumped in, I went, I should have just kept quiet. Yeah, that might have talked Rhys out of it. Oh god. I feel like because I jumped in I went fuck it. I should have just kept quiet. Yeah that might have given it away. Nestle Libberzine, which Rhys went for, that was Ariane. I care, the house. Fuck. Fuck you Ariane.

Whoa. And the grande that you rode here on. The flange, flungely, the deal went for, that was a house I'm afraid, meaning no one got the correct answer. Clotworthy Skeffington. Ahhhhhhh! Clotworthy. Clotworthy.

Clotworthy. That's one of the wildest real names I've ever heard of. OK. Is it? In- have you ever played Fallout? Do you ever play- I think Clotsworth is the name of like the robot that helps you along. Oh, OK. You can also get Clots in your sanitary pad.

By the way, yeah. Not just lumps. Not just lumps. I know about the clots. Lovely lady lumps. You know about the clots and not the lumps. Did not like the lumps. I would have thought they're a bit similar, aren't they?

Clot and the lumps. I would have thought they were the same thing. Maybe I just didn't need to bring it up, really, did I? Yeah. All right. OK. So here are the scores with two rounds to go. Okay. Oh my God.

Reese is on two points. Freddie and Dill equal on three points, but down in front on five points, it's the house. Ah boo. There's more of them playing. Yeah. To be fair. And you three get triple points on the final round,

the house is not, so. Two, but second last question comes from Cade from Minneapolis slash St. Paul, Minnesota And Kate's question is what was noteworthy about American William Donald's borders Oh, what was noteworthy about American William Donald borders? While you're writing your answers. Here's some more info about clot worthy William Donald Borders. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Clotworthy. Viscount Masireen is a title in the peerage of Ireland and was created in 1660. Apparently Clotworthy Scaffington proved a popular name for the Viscounts to pass down the generations as the fourth, fifth and sixth

Viscount Masireens, or Maserians, were also named Clotworthy Skeffington. Went out of fashion for a bit. Then the 11th Viscount sort of brought it back with the name, adding John as a middle name, Clotworthy John Skeffington. The current holder of the title, the 15th by count, Masireen, has taken up a notch or two though, going by Charles Clotworthy White Melville Foster Scaffington. Which I think is a beautiful name for a boy or a girl. If anyone's out there struggling to think of one. Alright the answers are in for question number five.

What was noteworthy about American William Donald Borders? Here are your options. He inspired the story the Emperor's new clothes because he used to attend official appointments completely naked Known for his family's family's company of bookshops that rose to prominence in the late 1990s He was able to speak full sentences by the age of six months. Imagine six months, Tyler going, could you pass me the breast milk please? So funny. So I'll have a little more of that. Yeah.

He invented dog- The Bit Tangy Mother. So I'll have a little more of that. Yeah. He invented dog- The Bitangy Mother. Oh. He invented dog surfing by accident, then launched the Dog Surfing Academy on purpose. Oh. He claimed he was the Bishop of the Moon, even putting this claim directly to the Pope in a one-on-one meeting.

Oh, how embarrassing. Or finally, he was the lead cartographer in the drawing of the borders between the North and South Americas. Oh, okay. Okay, so this is you, Freddie. So you got Emperor's new clothes, bookstore, mogul, could speak as a baby, invented dog surfing, Bishop of the Moon. I'll go Bishop.

I'll go Bishop. You'll go Bishop of the Moon. Yeah. Locked in. Do what you think. The last one was lead cartographer in the drawing of the borders between North and South Americas. And what's the word that they use when your job turns into your name or your name turns into your job? Oh, yeah.

Nominated determinism. Nominated determinism. So, his last thing was border. Yeah, he's like, I'm going to get into borders. Right. That feels like someone wrote that. He later worked at a framing shop. I'm going to say something.

Yeah, I think the six month baby like talking, it's just the idea. I'm pretty sure that some, surely they can't. No, can't be the baby. Can it? Can it? I think we would all know about them. No, but you'd be surprised. There's a book called Mindset by Carol Dweck and she talks about this child who's able

to read supermarket stuff, like the boxes at the supermarket from the age of one or whatever, which is insane when you think about a one-year-old being able to read full sentences. So is it that far fetched a stretch to think that... Because what is a full sentence? I am is a full sentence. I do is a full sentence. So maybe it could be that.

Yeah, it's like when you meet someone and they're like oh my baby speaking to you. Would someone send that in as a question. What probably just the borders can actually okay. Maybe that's what it's throwing off I might maybe go with the first one again. it's throwing off I might maybe go with borders. Look, read the first one again. Inspire the Emperor's new clothes. Okay. The bookshops, the borders bookshops. Baby talker, dog surfing, bishop of the moon. Lake Cartographer. Emperor's new clothes. Emperor's new clothes, the deal. Locked in, Rhys that leaves you.

Just for fun. Dog academy. Oh cute. Oh they're surfing. Yeah. Locked in for Reese. Here's who wrote the answers. The family's company of bookshops that was Reese. Yeah. Well I just I was remembering Borders. Yeah. They're a big part of my life. Oh I see. Beautiful. Wouldn't be Borders. And then they all. You go and sit in there and just read. Yeah. And they. All the magazines were just there to read. And I think that was why they went bankrupt about 10 years ago. We got to start selling these books. I thought they were like a library only.

In a Westfield. Yeah. But I was worried that because they might be on the Aussie only franchise because he said American. But I didn't know if they were American or not. I think they were. Oh no they had the but they had Barnes and Noble you're right so that's good thinking Dill. That's why I didn't lock that one. The baby that could talk that was the house. That was good. The cartographer one that was the Dill almost went for that was Dill. Yeah that's it. I just got a bit schnicky.

Dill ended up going for the Emperor's new clothes that was Freddie. I just got a bit schnicky. Dill ended up going for the Emperor's new clothes. That was Freddie. Freddie, nice one. Reese went for- You'll be back for Slopsy Comet. Yeah, dude. Ooh.

Reese went for dog surfing. That was Cade, okay, the house. Fuck you, Cade. That means Freddie was correct. He was Bishop of the Moon. He was Bishop of the Moon. Oh, wow. Bishop of the Moon. Oh, wow, oh, good on him. I mean, he didn't get it, Cade. That means Freddie was correct, he was Bishop of the Moon. Bishop of the Moon! Oh wow, oh wow, oh good on him. I mean he didn't get it, but yeah.

Freddie's checked out. Oh, it's good on you. Yeah, okay. So going into the final round, Freddie, that gets you right up there. Reese is on two, Dill's on three, Freddie on five, but the house on six, but this is worth triple points, so any of you can still win. You can get nine points if you absolutely dominate this round. We just have a stretch everyone have Sorry, I was trying to listen this is an audio

Guys don't mind if I masturbate do I think it's funny if you ask yes, I think so Um, I think that I think Louie see K. Prouper So I think that I think Louie CK proof All right final question comes from Candice Harrison from to Larry in California Oh, we love it. So this one this will be your longest And the question is what is the synopsis of the 2009 film Gentlemen Broncos? Oh, wow. What? What is the synopsis of the 2009 film Gentlemen Broncos? So you just write two or three sentences about, you know, over, you know, a bit of an overlooking of the film.

You know what a synopsis is. Mm hmm. I didn't explain it very well. No, I know. Hopefully you remember the thing. I can't even pronounce it, so I can't I can't help. And while you're writing your answers I'll let the audience know a bit more about the Bishop of the Moon. According to IFL science James Felton writes when Neil Armstrong and Bas Aldrin first set foot on the moon it probably didn't cross their mind that there was a lack of religious infrastructure and a complete dearth of priests. However, should they have

been struck by a sudden urge to convert to Catholicism and then go to confession, it seems the Catholic Church had them covered. It turns out that from the second human set foot on the moon, there has been a moon priest assigned to take care of the religious needs of any moon people." This is saying as if it's true. It doesn't seem like it's the Catholic Church actually really recognises it. Anyway, you, a reader of science websites, may wonder why there would be the need for an empty satellite to have its own bishop. The moon bishop, currently Bishop John Noonan, is actually the result of an obscure rule set out in the 1917 Code of Canon Law. The rule states that any newly

discovered land becomes part of the diocese that the expedition set off from. As a result, the territory of the moon became the responsibility of the diocese of Orlando, where Apollo 11 launched. The title of First Moon Bishop fell to William Donald Borders. If you aren't impressed with this obscure law creating the position of moon bishop, so was the actual Pope. Bishop Borders following the moon mission had an audience with the Pope, Pope Paul VI, in which he reportedly told him, you know, Holy Father, I'm the bishop of the moon. The Pope was briefly baffled before Borders went into the context. The title, of course, doesn't really affect the Bishop's workload. Means nothing if there is no one to have jurisdiction over, according to Father John Geel, Chancellor

for the Canonical Affairs of the Diocese of Orlando. Since we have yet to find any life on the Moon, the story only emphasizes Bishop Borda's good and humorous nature that allowed him to be such a good first bishop for Central Florida. The final question is what is the synopsis of the 2009 film Gentleman Broncos? Set in a post-apocalyptic anthropomorphic world, a mafia of vicious bulls rule the city. When one of the workhorses is injured in a workplace accident, the bulls refuse to compensate. Little Stud and his friends form the gentlemen broncos and vow to take down the big bull

bow and his cronies. Option 1. Option 2. A group of fancy horses get entered into a high end fashion competition by their quirky owner. At first, no one takes them seriously, but with a little sparkle and a lot of attitude, they start turning heads. In the end, it's not just about looking good, it's about believing in yourself. Even if you have hooves. Sounds like RuPaul's Drag Race for horses.

May the best bronco win. Third option, Erica, played by Cher, or Sher, is the estranged wife of the leader of a motorcycle gang, Wiley, played by Sam Elliott. After a drug deal goes wrong, the two must reunite to travel cross country and rescue their young son from a rival gang. Oh. Option three, option four. Benjamin, homeschooled by his mother, is a loner whose passion for writing leads him on a journey.

His latest science fiction story is about a hero named Bronco. His story gets ripped off by a legendary novelist named Ronald Chevalier and then is adapted into a disastrous movie by the small town's filmmaker. Option five. A group of old rodeo buddies reunite for one last wild ride across the American West. Along the way, they run into trouble with a crooked land developer trying to take over their hometown. It's got action laughs and a lot of heart, especially if you like cowboy stuff.

Or finally, a cowboy rises to become a professional bull riding champion in the 1980s. Along the way, he endures some bad injuries while balancing his marriage to his wife, who is secretly cheating on him with his brother. Oh! Got a scandal there. I'd love to get in the movie with you, Freddie. Yeah, oh, tell you what. All right, the fight things away was the first reaction to her.

What do you think? What was the Cher one again? Ericka, played by Cher, is the estranged wife of the leader of a motorcycle gang, played by Sam Elliott. After a drug deal goes wrong, the two must reunite to travel across country and rescue their young son from a rival gang. Oh, gosh. What a cross-country check. I mean, that one feels the most right, but also could, I don't know, has, it's got a bit of a reason. Just cause of share. Yeah.

Or family. Family. Yeah. Oh, this is going to annoy me. Yeah. Because I'm like, sound a bit like a sooty grunter there. Yeah. Cause hereunter there. Yeah. Because here's something.

Okay. Oh dear. What's a bronco? Some sort of a horsey. But it's also the name of sporting teams. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I was. Yeah.

But I think it was the first one again. First one. Sorry, it's hard. I know we're running out of time. Post apocalyptic anthropomorphic world. Bulls run the city. Bulls run the city bulls run the city Okay, okay, and then it was the fashion parade fashion parade then it was share share then we had homeschooled I had his story ripped off right

then Yeah, fun if you like cowboy stuff and yeah 1980s. I'm going to go with fun if you like cowboy stuff because it feels like the least likely someone would have written. OK. Someone's put a bit of editorial in there. Yeah. Fun if you like cowboy stuff.

All right. Locking that in for Dil. What do you think, Rees? I reckon it's between the last two. Like the- The 80s set one? Yeah. And the one that deal went for the cowboy stuff. I'm gonna go the having an affair, the... The brother. The brother one. Locked in for Rees. What do you think, Freddie? I think I also like cheating with the brother. All right. Okay. But what answer are you locking in there?

You know, we're recording this. Ooh, uh, yeah, I'll go, I'll go cheating with brother. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. I mean, I thought they were all fan. This is probably the best quality movie synopsis answers that I've seen in a while. Well done everybody. The post-apocalyptic anthropomorphic world with the vicious bulls ruling the city.

That was Freddie. The one about the fashion. That was Candice, the questioner, I don't care, the house. The one with Cher and Sam Elliott. The deal was so close to going for was in fact Reese. I didn't cancel myself. And I purely, there's a movie called Mask that Sam Elliott and Cher are in. And I was just basing the cards off that. That was, like Dil said, that was very believable. Yeah, okay. Then Dil went for old buddies reuniting for one last ride. It's fun if you like cowboy stuff.

That was also Candice, OK, the question writer, OK, the house. Oh, my God. Reese and Freddie went for the 1980s. This stupid little boy. Cheating wife. That was Dill. Ta-da! I'm too great as an opposite. I watched this shit out of that movie.

No one got the answer right, which was the homeschooled boy wrote a thing that was stolen by Ronald Chevalier. And Ronald Chevalier was played by one of the Flight of the Concords guys. Blank in his name. Oh, yes! I remember this now. And that's annoying. Yeah, that's annoying.

What's the name of the movie again? Gentlemen Broncos. Gentlemen Broncos. I think it's a Taika movie. Might. Like that kind of like. Right. Like whale versus shark. Yeah. That's not the name of it.

No, but I know what you mean. Yeah. Now, before you give away the points, I feel like I need to I need to come clean about something. OK. Because I did adapt my. Yeah. I adapted my screenplay from that I need to come clean about something. Oh, okay. Because I did adapt my... Get off your conscience. Yeah, I adapted my screenplay from that Luke Perry movie called Eight Seconds.

So it's kind of like, kind of loosely, but there's no cheating brother or anything like that. So I feel a bit guilty. Oh, well that's the bit that got me. I think that's the big thing. I mean, that's the best lies have a bit of truth. But my favourite detail was that you put in balancing his marriage to his wife. That's very modern. At some points in balancing his marriage to his wife that's very modern

points in time people would assume wife right but that's I think that just shows Dillard's. Oh yeah nice yeah to be honest it was only seven years. Cause I was hmm true. It was the cheating brother that got me. Yeah that was the one I added so I do feel okay. Candice writes in the film. He was just tossing between cheating on the brother or his trainer I was like which one is more like intriguing Because my thought was the trainer they'll be hanging out together. When is he finding time to cheat with her? I didn't think about it that much I'll be honest

It's got mainly negative reviews according to Candice, only 20% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 79 reviews. And the consensus reads, unselfconsciously juvenile and overwhelmingly quirky, Gentleman Broncos offers a lot of potty humour, but isn't terribly funny. All right, here's the final scores. In fourth place on two points, it's Reese Nicholson. In third place on five points, it's Freddie Arthur. Oh, thank you.

In second place on seven points, it's The House. But coming home strong with triple points in the final round, it's Freddie Arthur. Oh, thank you. In second place on seven points, it's The House. But coming home strong with triple points in the final round, it's Dil, Rook, Jaya Singer. Well, how many points was it in the end, please? Nine. Nine, wow. I did not say that. That's a pretty important part of it. Great choice.

This is just like the casino money. Yeah. It's in cash, right? It's in cash. It's house ridden. Man, you can see me sweating as that happened. Thanks so much for being on, Reece. Where can people find you? You got a podcast that's doing great things?

I got a podcast called FWENZ. You can listen to that. When do you vaguely know when this might come out? Yes, in June, like mid-June. Oh, mid-June. Well, if it's before the... I mean, it probably won't be, but if it's before the 13th of June, I've got a show at Comedy Republic. It's a charity event for Eating Disorders Victoria. The line up is bonkers.

Awesome. Will Anderson. You got your Claire Hoopers. You got your Geraldine Hickeys. You got your Noah Citos. Holy shit. This is big. Yeah.

It's a- and yeah. And it's the best comedy room in Melbourne. Yes! Comedy Republic! Anytime. Any week. Yeah. Four nights a week? Four or five.

Four or five. I don't know. I'm on the owner of this, but I don't do much. That's me at Stupid Elle Studios. Yeah. Freddie, what about you? Hello. Yes, I've got many gigs coming up. A lot of them are in a regional Victoria, actually.

So if you just follow me on the Instagram, Freddie Arthur, F-R-E-D-D-I-E, you'll see him on there. Mostly Comedy Victoria I'm doing them with. Very exciting. That's very exciting. And Dil? If this is June,

it means that I'm still doing nothing with my life. I'm probably recovering from my hernia surgery. Oh my God. So send me, you know, Cash. Positive casino cash. Send me positive messages on Instagram at DilrucJay. Maybe that'll keep me out of boredom because I apparently can't lift anything for six weeks.

Oh my god. Or no breasts then for you. Not even your spirit. Exactly. So do some spirit lifting for me. So good. Thanks so much for joining us. Thanks so much for tuning in everyone.

Yay. To Who Knew It, Matt Schoen. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Schoen. Good work! Yay! Have fun! Woo! Woo! So, uh, none of you have been on before.

No. No. But Fred, you know the show. Yeah, I know the show. I've listened. You are? Yeah. So basically you'll just DM me. No. What? But Fred, you know the show. Yeah, I know the show. I've listened to it. Yeah, are you?

Yeah. So basically you'll just DM me. I'll ask a question like, what does this word mean? And it'll be ideally a word you don't know. And even if you do know, pretend you don't know it. Play it like you don't. Because then I'm going to read out the three of your fake answers, as well as the real one and two more fake answers.

So you're going to have six options and then you want them to guess your fake one and you want to guess the real one and you get a point for each. Right, Balderdash. Yeah, yeah. Now it's exciting to come back to me. This is unique, I think. Yeah, I will need. Yeah, it's a brand new idea.

It's a brand new. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I might need some coaching at the start. So there is still a competitive element that I can make. Yeah, I will need... Yeah, it's a brand new idea. It's a brand new... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I might need some coaching at the start. So there is still a competitive element that I can make. Yeah, yeah. So you're sort of trying to fake out and... Right. Because I knew you want me to be funny, which is...

I mean, if you can do both, but people... Why start now? That's what I was thinking. I haven't got... I've managed to get through for the last 14 years without it. Yeah, yeah. But you get... People love it when people take it real serious as well.

Often they're the, like, seem to be the most popular episodes. People are like, geez, they took it serious. Oh, OK. I have a yucky competitive side, which I keep dormant because I don't know how to control it when it comes out. Like, even that show we did in WA, remember that quiz one? The NITV quiz? Yes. Like, initially I was all fun and games, but then there was like this part just switching going,

oh, we can win. Oh, I want to win. And like. I was just spending so much time trying not to be white. But also you barely had any sleep, remember? That was the one that you came in at like 3am or something. Yeah. Oh, let's do it.

They had this game. It's this- It's like such an incredible idea for a show, but it's like an all-Indigenous line up and all-Indigenous production stuff. And the aim of the game, I feel like- It should just be called White Guilt. Yeah, it was like- But it was kind of great. But they had- One of the games that they had was, what was it? Who's this mob or something where they would put up a picture of a famous

Indigenous person. Yeah. Or like a kind of historically important Indigenous person and only the white people on the panels were allowed to say who they were. And it would just be like, it had come and so the whole audience was Indigenous as well. And so this person would come up and you just be like, it had come and so the whole audience was indigenous as well. And so this person would come up and you'd be like. But is that Archie?

No. No. Yeah, you're trying to feel. Kathy? No. And they were people that were like, like the- And I can't even remember his name now, but like the father of modern reconciliation with the big beard that's in the Senate. Oh, not Marble.

Yeah. Oh, no, but it was like, yeah. And I couldn't, yeah, and I couldn't. And watching every, like, everyone on the panel just be like, Yeah. Okay. So a lot of work to do. And it getting hard, like the pressure making it harder to access the memories. Yeah. Yeah. Charles Perkins, maybe? Don't know.

I don't know. But it was a good, it was a good, like, shock to the system, even for me. Like, I've now been here 20 years and just to know just how much more about white history I know in Australia, but I don't know about Indigenous history. Patrick Dodson. Patrick Dodson. Yes.

And then, but then on the last day of production, we all had the last run of the episodes that I was in, we all had a drink afterwards and I was like, you should go harder. Because I was still being really polite. It was like, it's OK. I was like, no, it's not. I think that should be the spirit of the show. Yeah, exactly. Like, you've been apologising for yourself for like hundreds of years. Right. Because in a way, I felt like that is what we should be-

there's the wrong word, celebrating, but it's like highlighting, I guess, is like going, yeah, we can do this without feeling like you're under attack and you're a villain for it. But it's OK to say, hey, you should know this and that's OK. Let's learn now. Let's start. Let's start with fun and games and make this a more joyous thing. But yeah, let the guilt come to the forefront. I hope this all goes in the episode and it's just a cold, open, hard cut in about reconciliation in Australia.

And this is the group to talk about it. conciliation in Australia. And this is the group to talk about it. Well, you know, Connor, who edits it, I really don't know what he does. Oh, wow. So maybe he will do that. Yeah. Are we recording already? Unless we...

Well, well. Oh my God. Yeah, you are. Do you watch? We can say... No, no, no, no. Connor, honestly, use your judgement. Don't make Freddie look too bad.

Okay. Especially, yeah. And as always, never make't make Freddie look too bad. Okay, alright. Especially, yeah. And as always, never make me look bad in any way. Connor. Connor, I love your work. Please. I love you, Connor.

If you listen to other podcasts, it might sound like I'm very pro AJ, but I am pro Connor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know who AJ is, Connor. That's how much I like you. Yeah, fuck you, AJ. So, DME on Facebook, probably? Yeah, fuck you AJ. So DME on Facebook probably? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, sweet, we good to go? You want it on the, on Facebook? Oh, no, you can do it on Instagram. Oh, okay, all right, oh, hello. Either way is fine, I've got both windows open ready to go. What is so secretive about your text messages? Do I have it?

Oh. Do I not have your number? You don't wanna give your number? Well, no, I mean, it's just that, cause got a copy and paste it. I mean, I know no no no no It's like clear. I'm sorry Claire Hooper is the same So we have to come up with a new strategy whenever she's in. Who doesn't? Claire Hooper. Oh yeah, no. Yeah, yeah. She doesn't. She doesn't. She doesn't care for that.

She shouldn't. Yeah. She's real smart though. I think that's a very healthy way of getting around. I thought you meant that like her management had banned her from using her. Oh yeah. Which is what happened with Adele. Yeah. She kept just tweeting faggot. Oh. But in a way that it made it feel like maybe she was meant to be putting it in the search bar. Like kept tweeting it, kept tweeting it, kept tweeting it, kept tweeting it.

And it's different. Sometimes a pH. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She might have got it wrong. Double G, single G, double T. And that was Claire Hooper. That was Claire Hooper. I do have a friend who at the very beginning in Twitter was trying to find a guy that she had a crush on

and was searching him in the search bar, but just just tweeted his name like six times in the middle of the night. Couldn't work it out. Went to sleep, woke up to a message from the guy going, why have you tweeted my name? Well, that's not where to get his attention. And they're together still. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we're good to go. What? Sorry, did you want a response?

There's no- there actually isn't a preamble, we're going straight into the game. Yeah, you are. This was all on air. There you go. Could be. God, God. No, no, no. Don't do Connor.

Okay, show now. Okay, okay. But he does trim out, cause there are bits where, you know, you have to write your answers and stuff. He does trim out some stuff and some of that might be in at the end, which some people say is the best part of the show.

Okay. Mm. The outtakes. It's like the old... I love outtakes. I love the Green Guard letters. Remember you used to do that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our third guess this year.

This year. Our third guess. Fucking hell. You did say you wanted... You got a coffee, right? This is just shambles. Yeah. We'll forget all of that.

No, no, please. Let's keep coming back to that. I've just, well, as it's written, our third guess this was. It is Anchorman. I've been knee deep into Last of Us at the moment. So I played the first video game and then binged it in like two weeks and then started on season one of the series. And then simultaneously also yesterday started part two of the game.

So anything to do with like poisonous food or fungus or anything is really like not sitting well with me. Okay. Which, which counts as the story that I've said in the previous segment about what I did last week. Sometimes if I'm watching something I get confused and think I'm in the show. Do you have that? Oh, that's severe mental issues. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.

Yeah. Like, give me a, for example, like psychosis. Like I cry and laugh or whatever like I'm in there. No, no, no. So if I have to be quite careful about what I watch, because when I was watching Game That's the psychosis. Like I cry and laugh or whatever like I'm in there. No, no, no. So I have to be quite careful about what I watch because when I was watching Game of Thrones, I would then walk down the street and think I was Arya Stark. Okay.

Yeah, no, I've just realised it is quite a strong mental illness, isn't it? It's a bit, but to put your mind at ease, when I sometimes get into a season of chess, where I get really heavily in start playing chess with other people and I became so obsessive that I remember it was actually one of the road shows I was on and I was crossing the street and I was like, Oh, I have to go L shaped and I was like, no, you don't, you're not a fucking light. You can just go straight. You don't have to do it. And it just, and it apparently happens to people with Tetris. If you play a lot of Tetris, they start seeing the world in trying to like fit it into boxes and stuff.

So maybe something like that. I try and like, I'll try and like, I'll be walking around outside and I'll try and zoom in on stuff. And then realize that I'm not on my. I tried to swipe on a magazine the other day. Oh! Right.

That was in London. I was at the back, back in the day, I used to have a iPhone, the headphones, where the volume button was just on the wire. And I was at the back of the gig the day I used to have a iPhone, the headphones where the volume button was just on the wire and I was at the back of the gig and I couldn't hear the act so I started pressing, looking for the volume button I don't know, I've tried to pause the cinema recently as well Oh, wow You're really like, I just want to go back, I missed that bit

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, double tap back Yeah, it's a pretty, I feel pretty stupid. Yeah. It's a good feeling. It's good to feel that way sometimes. It's pretty rare for me. Technology's fine. Yeah, I think it's doing good things for our brains.

Yeah. Yeah, there's a bit of a problem with the show. The first time guests is you're writing your answers while I'm explaining how the scoring works. Yeah, yeah, I blanked out completely. You get a point if they get, if Freddie and Reece both guessed your answer, you get a point for each of those and you can get another point if you get the right answer. Yes. And yeah, these are probably some of the silences that'll get every. Yeah. Nah, keep them in.

I think I want them to hear the thinking. You know, it's quite a relaxing way to listen to a podcast. Yeah, too many others. Yeah, especially with four guests, you know, people talking over each other. Normally is going to be the issue. Yeah, it's just a bit of peace and quiet. That's right. OK. Finding your center.

You should incorporate like, you know, those meditation apps, the, you know, the like a guided meditation during, during the, these moments. Alright, as... Dill's writing his answer. I want you to picture. Yeah. Focus on your inhale. See, I'm finding calm things as the world burns. I'm finding calm things not calming anymore.

Like, I feel like I'm wasting my- You're resenting it. My- if I'm cooking or something, my background thing is I've started to watch ER. Like, from the very beginning. And God, it's a stressful show at times, but it feels nice. It's like, hey, my everything might be falling apart, but at least I'm not this guy. He's got a pole coming out of his head. I'm making a nice casserole here.

I'm fine. I'm fine. Exactly. I got no poles in my head. You might be onto something, because normally when I do like, I had a mushroom trip last week, I mean, allegedly. And. Yeah, yeah. Or you're heading down, you, Moelle or what? And normally it's very much like, I like to listen to like earthy kind of like a lot of

like old school kind of maybe like native American music or African music is something that really kind of grounds me and I love it. But the last week when I did it, I was a really vibing slipknot. Yeah week when I did it, I was really vibing Slipknot. Yeah. So I'm like, what is happening? Because that's so not necessarily the jam. Like, I like listening to one or two Slipknot songs here and there when I'm running

or something like that, but not when I'm on a mushroom trip. Yeah. But maybe you're right, Rhys. Maybe it's like- I think the video of a Slipknot wouldn't be good. No, no. Like that or like, is it Gua? Gua, yeah. That's all bad news if you're on mushrooms. I want to see the video of Dil. No, it wouldn't be good. Like that or like, is it Gua? Gua, yeah, G-W-A-R-E. That's all bad news if you're on Mushrooms.

I want to see the video of Dil. I want to know how you're reacting to that. Oh, they- I played a video of Mjolnirum in my last comedy show, and I can show it to you if you want, but it would annoy the listeners. But it's, yeah, just me desperately trying to get words out of my mouth, and I had taken too much. And yeah, I decided to show my audience. Do you come up with any material on the show?

No, not comedy, but just life lessons I've noticed. Yeah, some really good, genuinely good life lessons have come pop up. Is it illegal? Yeah, very illegal. That's why this is like. Yeah, they're just things. How can it be illegal to pick up a thing that's growing and eating it? That sentence coming from that beard is so fitting. Yeah.

Now that he's said something illegal, let's all just even it out. I've done a lot of cocaine in my life and I hit someone with my car and I kept on driving. Buddy! What are some things you've done? Look, I've got a lot of criminals in the family. Oh, yes. Yes. Newcastle.

Oh, Mildura for me. But one of my cousins got arrested for public masturbation. At Big W. And that's illegal? Wow. Was there a sale? Was there a sale? There there a sale? It was really pretty exciting.

It was real cheap. It was like wha! No, it was chasing people around. Oh yeah, like a weapon. Like a weapon. Wow, you really brought the mood down. Yeah, sorry. Um, yeah, anyway. I've never done anything illegal. Alright, so the answers are in. Whenever I hear Steven Tyler, I get... Uh... Hard on. A hard on. Thank you. Thanks.

You always... He doesn't miss a thing. ... finish each other's... Hard on. Paulie Shaw. I always get Paulie Shaw in... Biodome? Is it Biodome? No.

It's Mitzi Shaw's. The one... Yeah, that's right. It was in this movie where he was like, he was just saying, Stephen Tyler PJs. Stephen Tyler PJs. I opened for him once. Did you really? The Sydney Comedy Store in like 2011. Wasn't great. Was it? How'd he like 2011 wasn't great.

Was it? How'd he go? Wasn't great. OK. He was nice enough. Was he wheezing the juice and stuff like that? Was he what? Wheezing the juice? That's what I was going to say. That was not part of the... Don't wheeze the juice. Oh, the juice.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's sort of gibberish. You might want to cut that out. That sounded like something different. You're not wheeze the juice. Oh, the juice. Yeah, I mean, I think it's sort of gibberish. Oh, you might wanna cut that out. That sounded like something different. You're not wheezing the juice. You need an Anansi-y-a, I think. Well, I think that's how he says it. Oh, was it purposely ambiguous? Why don't I know?

Is today Thursday? No. That's Wednesday. Okay. Was that the calendar's room, is it? Mm. All right, we're just waiting for Freddie now. Okay, I'm just I'm not that happy with it. I'm just gonna send it This show isn't about being happy with it. Yeah, it's just about getting it done. Oh my god

Boy howdy What's your go-to spot for grub around here? You're a vegan vegetarian, aren't you? A vegetarian, yeah. I like, and it's not a very vegan place, but I go to the, I love the tart, the tart shop. The tart. Sweet nada. It's got sweet nada, good coffee, and they do savoury and sweet tarts, like Portuguese

tarts is the classic, but they do variations variations of it including like a chorizo one and a mushroom and then different sweet ones well they got a three course tart meal. There's a lentil one as well. Lentil one yeah. Oh I'm not vegetarian but yeah. Oh okay. That's yeah. Peshwari. Pakistani restaurant. That's up in Kauberg I think. Oh there's one down here as well. Is there really? Holy shit. I don't know this area at all. Yeah it's really great I didn't know there was one right here. It's funny because yeah I just beeline it for that for the tarts. I'm not saying, I'm not saying the world around me. I love Turkish food, but it feels like, and this is a broad generalisation, but it's absolutely a 6pm onward food. So you don't think people in Turkey eat before 6pm?

No. No, yeah, but if they do, they might, they might get a nice Chinese in. Yeah, cornflakes. Yeah. Do you feel that way about curry as well? Like in general, it's like it's not an afternoon. Yeah, because it is purely physical. It will be affecting my day.

Yeah. I love spicy food. I love spicy meats, but I need to be near my home. So you'd rather be like attack you before bedtime. Yeah. Rather than processing. So then I can lay flat and just fart it out, baby. Right. Oh. What a- What an insight into Caron's-

Yes. Oh, he's often there too. He's- He's in a similar situation. Yeah, it's a fart bubble. Yeah, yeah. That's- I know we've got to wrap up, but when couples talk about how they don't, oh, we've never farted in front of- the first 20 minutes of my day, Kyron and I are competitively farting. Oh, wow. I love that. Beautiful.

Competitively. Well, I've started messaging people. Yes. Anyway, just I feel the need if I have gas to message people and say, hey, I've got gas. And people just don't want to know. Well, it sounds like Reese might be open to that. OK, great. Send him through. Yeah.

All right, gas braces. Pretty annoying that the Hawks are good again so quickly. Yeah, like it's. Bit of fun though. I'm out. I was told there would be no sport. I'm only doing this because I know you're still writing your answer. But aren't you enjoying a little bit of the being up and about, bit of fun, kind of fun, bit of footy?

I mean, yeah, I'd be more fun if it was nearly any other team. Really? So this is what I thought, given that I'd be more fun if it was nearly any other team really So this is what I thought given that we had a decent I mean it'd be the same as Richmond or Call it but it's also I'm just like I reckon Hawthorne could have used another couple of years Duff of struggling wait, you know, this is this is coming from a very sad place as a Saint supporter, you know Yeah, okay. I was like surely you've gone down and up again before. Like we were we were similar spot in like 2008, nine. Yeah, we beat you in the quarters or semis in 08. Yes. Yeah.

And then, yeah, semi. So you were one game away from grand final. Then you should have won two years in a row. Yeah. And then we've been, we've been mediocre. Oh, we've had two finals. Right. Since, but, you know, one finals in a row. We won one final and the other one, we were out straight away.

Yeah. And in that time, you've rebuilt twice. So I think, I think most people are like, yeah, it's great to see the horse. Are you the last, like now the biggest trout from a friendship? Because it was doggies. Was doggies, it was the demons. It was swans, doggies, then demons. So probably now you, right?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because you're 68. 66. 66. Wedge you, I think. I feel like you're next in line, you know. That's what it should be. And amazingly, Carlton's next after us now.

Oh wow. 95. So it's almost three decades longer than anyone else. Yeah. Alright, Reese is back. We're gonna stop talking about this. I'm going to see Les Mis tonight. Hey, I'll see you there.

Oh great. I hate that musical so much. Really? Let's talk about that. Now, now I'd like to talk about something I want to talk about. It's bloody long isn't it? Yeah and I just have no time for the... Oh it's the French as well.

Yeah with their fucking order line. Yeah. I can't wait to cry. Generally I have a cry in a live musical thing anyway, and this one in particular has so much like, ugh. So, yeah, I'm going to be a bit of a mess, but looking forward to it. OK, where is it? It's at Rod Lafer Arena. Really?

It's an arena spectacular. You know a musical is good when they can make an arena spectacular out of it. In the round. In the round. For anyone who gave me their tickets for this event, I'm not with Rhys on this. Thank you so much for the chance to see. We've already gone. By the time this is coming out, unless this comes out the next five hours, I've already drunk your free champagne.

I'm sure the production is great. Matt Lucas is in it. It's going to be great. Oh, right. But I do not like the musical. Yeah. He's also got a history of impersonating. Ah, let's not get into it! Oh my god! What a callback to something Connor could have easily edited out.