Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 148 - Nick Mason, Gen Fricker and Suren Jayemanne
Episode Date: July 14, 2025Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features comedians Nick Mason, Gen Fricker and Suren Jayemanne!Check out Matt's sta...nd up special: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers.
I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest is a regular on ABC TV's
Question Everything, it's Jen Fricker.
Yay.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you.
I've been on it once, but I appreciate that.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Only the once.
Is that not regular?
Only the once.
Maybe that's the only episode I've seen.
Yeah.
And I've just extrapolated.
And that's the only one you need to see.
I think actually maybe one of your other guests would technically be a series regular.
Well, I think my next guest is definitely a series regular in the writers room
on Question Everything at Serenja Imana.
Yes, thank you.
How many times have you been in front of the camera?
Two.
OK, that'slightly more regular.
That is regular, you know.
I wonder if our third guest will have been on three times.
Let's find out.
No, it doesn't look like he's been on it all.
He's host of the Pop Culture podcast, The Weekly Planet.
It's the internet's number one party boy, Nick Mason.
Hello.
I'm a regular on that.
Technically.
Yes.
Very regular.
You can't remove me from it. You've never missed an episode, which is wild, right? That, technically. Yes. Yeah. Very regular.
You can't remove me from it.
You've never missed an episode, which is wild, right?
That's true.
Unless maybe you were saying irregular.
Oh, irregular.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
I don't think that's what you were saying.
Yeah.
Well, what I was going to say, and this shows how much I'm out of the loop and I have to
double check it. I was going to introduce you Jen as the Triple J Weekend lunchtime host.
Wow.
Okay.
And it looks like you haven't done that for a while.
About 10 years, but that's okay.
Time moves fast man, time moves fast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So my point is the mistake I made in your introduction wasn't as bad as it was going to be.
That's great. But then you told me about it.
Oh, no.
Which I don't know.
Just look at your notes, Matt.
It looks like you were very nearly going to introduce me as some works at the candy shop.
Yeah.
Village Cinemas Jam Factory.
I worked at-
I've done that for about 15 years.
Okay.
I worked at Boost Juice in Hunter Street in the Sydney CBD
from the year 2005.
He's got that in his notes.
2005 to 2006.
This just might be my Google,
but the first thing that comes up for Jen Fricker
is your ABC Triple J profile.
That's, I mean, yeah, look, maybe I haven't really done much.
No, that's just my algorithm.
You've been hit the stage.
Jen Fricker is also a very well regarded stand up comedian for a very long time.
I've seen her at comedy festival like every year.
For a long time.
You've a regular face in my crowd.
Yeah. And I always appreciate it.
Jen Fricker, I'll tell you this, folks, if you don't know her from her live
standup show, every year she's funnier.
And I've seen it for like 10, 12 years, something like that.
And every single year I'm like, well, there's got to be a ceiling on this.
She's got to stop being funnier this year.
And then she is.
So that's so nice.
You're welcome.
To be fair, I was terrible that first year.
Oh my God. I think I was, I mean, yeah. So once only way it was up. Material. You're welcome. To be fair, I was terrible that first year. Oh my God.
I think I was.
I mean, yeah.
So one's only way was up.
Material.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was just talking about who I just thought pulling orders out.
I just fundamentally don't understand what stand up is.
I'm like, who's got the King Edward?
Yeah.
Who's got the blueberry bang?
Who's got the mango tango?
Am I right, folks?
Am I right?
Am I right?
This mango tango people be like this.
And blueberry bang people. they're a bit different, they talk like this. I know that you sort of, this is jestful banter, but I actually think that would pretty much
go viral.
That clip, the mango tango be like this.
That's a viral clip. Just I know this is jestful.
I'm gonna get cracking with the show,
but at one point later on, Jen,
can I see if you can profile each of me,
Mason, Seren as a boost juice order? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, look, I'm going to go and profile each of me, Mason, Seren as a Boost Juice order. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, look, I'm not au fait with the new menu, but I'll check it out.
I'll have a look at the Boost Juice menu and then I'll try and figure out your orders.
Absolutely.
Thank you so much.
All right.
So this is the way the show works.
I ask a relatively obscure trivia question.
Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer.
I then read their answers as well as the real one,
and they have to guess which one is correct.
And the first question comes from listener Ashley Van Morik
from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
And the question is, what does keeka mean?
What does keeka mean?
Can I get a spelling?
Can I get a spelling on that?
You may.
K-E-E-K-E-R. Okay. Keeka. Keeka. Do we have any more spelling on that? You may. K-E-K-E-R.
Kika.
Kika. Do you have any more context for that?
That's all you got.
What is a kika?
What does it mean?
What does kika mean?
OK.
And while they're writing their answers,
we'll explain how the scoring works.
I love that sound.
That's the sound of someone who's just come up with something really good.
So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by one of the other contestants and another point if you correctly guess the answer.
And by the way, I'm also playing as the house and I've put in two of my own fake answers for each question with the help of the
question writers. And we get a point for each one of those that
I guess choose so each of us can score up to three points per round which seems fair
but the probability actually favors the house and the house always wins so if you've listened
previous episodes you'll know that is probably only the case one in three times anyway most
of our questions come from our great patreon supporters if you want to submit the question
sign up on any level via patreon.com slash do go on pod, which is linked in the show notes
I mean, my first thought was Keika is a boost juice
That was my first thought
Sorry, we meant to be quiet
Please now, what would you what would you and go a keiko feels like that would be very heavy?
What do you yeah? Well, do you know is? I remember, I remember the day back in 2006 when the Acai Berry landed on Earth.
Wow. With a heavy side.
The Thursday night training we had to have on that, just pronouncing it.
So could you imagine if someone was like, oh, this is the keiko berry shake?
And it would be like, it would be protein. You know how everything's protein now?
They're like, water is protein.
Is that true?
Well, they're just like, oh, we put this powder in.
Like, people are selling protein water, protein custard.
Oh, that's true. Everything's got protein in it now.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So I think Kika Berry.
Yeah. Is protein bad for you if you don't exercise, though?
Is that I don't know anything about health.
No, I think it's like you got to have a balanced diet.
So can't just be protein, because if you have too much protein,
then it messes up your guts.
You need fiber. My guts are messed up.
But you're you're shredded.
My guts are shredded.
They feel shredded, certainly.
I'm shitting out fucking steel rings.
Um, sorry.
I'm just being jestful.
Well, good.
I just wanted to. I was about to check.
That's what podcasting is all about, being jestful.
Yeah.
Folks who were just listening, Jenny's on Zoom from Sydney.
And so I've had to put the headphones on.
Oh, this is rare for me.
This is a new experience for me.
I didn't. It's upsetting.
I hate it.
You don't like it.
Oh, you don't like it.
So you're the king of podcasting and you headphone free.
I don't believe them.
You know, I don't believe they exist.
But you know what?
You didn't question being called the king of podcasting.
That's correct.
Yes, I'll take it.
I usually do one off, one on.
You know?
That's very cool.
Yeah.
OK. Yeah.
I love that look.
Yeah.
That's like you're about to mix like in a DJ set.
It's hard for Mesa to wear it over the crown.
That's true.
Oh my gosh.
The answers are in.
Here is question number one.
What does Kika mean?
A large basin used for storing liquids.
A business to business messaging service specializing in hospitality supply.
Option two, option three, the inverse of a friend with benefits.
All strings attached, but no intimacy.
Option four, a Scottish word for a pervert or peeping Tom.
Oh, a sub-Saharan African mouse known for a tail twice as long as its body.
Well, finally, a top of Barry far less superior to the acai.
I hope I'm saying that right.
Somebody was talking acai moments ago.
I never did the class.
I tell you what, I'm glad people were talking about
it before because there's no way I would I still don't have confidence in saying that out loud.
In the acai berry. Yeah. And it was unpaid training that's what I remember about it. Thursday night
two-hour training session on acai berries. They know they can get away with it don't they those
rubs. I was worried before that we were giving a free positive plug to boost but no they're they don't treat their work as well
May so what do you reckon?
What was the funniest one?
Great question
Cuz that one syrenes
You haven't experienced this show before, but Saren will take the joke every time.
This time I didn't.
Interesting.
This time I'm playing the game.
I'm here with the king of podcasting.
I'm here with...
Yeah.
Saren has won.
He beat David Astle one time.
I don't know who that is, but I love that.
He's like a...
He writes Cricket Crossword.
Is he a king of podcasting?
He's like a genius.
And Saren, that was the only timewords. Oh, he's like a genius.
And Saren, that was the only time
Saren's really locked in, I reckon.
I think he was trying too hard.
That's so funny.
For his own good, to be honest.
Wow, take that, Astell.
Um, okay, my guess.
I think there was a Scottish, there was Scottish one.
Yeah, Scottish word for pervert or peeping Tom. If you say it in a Scottish accent. Yes, Scottish word for a pervert or peeping Tom.
If you say it in a Scottish accent. Yeah, kika.
Yeah, which I can't do.
We kika.
Yeah, we kika.
And it was a pervert.
Yeah, yeah.
I kind of like that one.
All right.
Can you give me the first couple again?
Large basin used for storing liquids.
I like it.
A business to business messaging server specialising in hospitality.
If it didn't have so many vowels in it, I'd say yes.
Oh, too many vowels.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go with pervert.
Oh, as in like an app would be just-
Oh, it'd be like Kikarur.
Yeah.
Alright, so you've gone with pervert.
Classic Mesa.
Alright, well, my-
Saran, what do you think?
What was the one after the pervert one?
Sub-Saharan African mouse known for a tail twice as long as its body.
Ooh. Yeah, let's lock that in, please.
Locking it in.
I agree with Mezo, it would just be K-double-E-K-R, right?
Oh, yeah. Right.
Otherwise, I thought maybe, but yeah.
Well, maybe there's a new trend.
Or maybe this is a really old app before they- app. Before they would have known for brevity.
Too smart an idea for someone to contribute themselves.
Business to business.
No one's saying that.
Hey, Jen Frick, maybe Jen Frick is smart, alright?
Yeah, she's smart.
I don't know much about her, but maybe she's smart.
I get- you have one whole episode of Question Everything on me.
But you don't have to treat me like I thought we were friends.
I tell you what though, Jen, he'd never had regular energy about him.
You look comfortable.
Well, that's too much protein.
That's what it is.
You got to have fiber to keep you regular.
Can I get a Metamucel boost in my juice, please?
Please.
Rocketing out through the other end.
What do we got left? Basin of water?
You can also double up if you like.
Oh, OK. But for content purposes, I probably should pick a different one, right?
Large basin, business to business app,
inverse of friends with benefits., Scottish Peeping Tom.
I do love that. That is good.
The African Mouse or a very far less superior to the SI, which is, I think is just a beautiful sort of sentence.
I do like, and look, it feels very Seren to me, but I'm just going to go friends with, reverse a friends with benefits.
Okay.
It's, it screams Sorren joke to me.
Everyone's going to be so disappointed.
Well, this is who wrote the answers.
A large basin used for storing liquids.
That was Ashley, the question writer.
Oh, well, thank you, Ashley.
The business to business messaging server, who Sorren suggested none of us were smart enough to come up with. That was Jen Fricker.
Nice.
Suck shit, Brad.
Each day.
I forgot about your business days at Boost Tube.
Oh, I'd be messaging on the POS.
It's been too long since you've been up in Sydney. This is like the business capital.
That's the business city.
People are doing deals up there all the time.
This is something I've realised now, is that Melbourne people get to enjoy their lives because they don't have to there all the time. This is something I've realized now is that Melbourne people get to enjoy
their lives because they don't have to work all the time because their rent is cheap.
Whereas here it's hustle baby. It's all the time.
People, yeah, just in your spare time coming up with apps.
Yeah.
Boost juice is just them selling boost juices to each other.
I don't know that.
You know, just this is arbitrage.
You know what I mean? You wait till the price is low and then you're selling to them. To another boost. Yeah, to each other. I don't know if you know that. You know, just arbitrage, you know what I mean?
You wait till the price is low and then you're selling to them.
To another boost.
Yeah, to another boost.
A type of berry far less superior than the acai,
that was Saran, joy of mama.
Very nice, that's good.
Oh.
Was that like a direct quote that you just heard?
I think I was-
You'd obviously written quite a few options
the way you were tapping away.
Well, the Acai stuff came up and all I could think about was how every Acai business is clearly at front.
Right.
And then I didn't want to get involved in- I always started typing something about that and then I was like, well now you've said it.
I'm very- I'm actually quite intimidated by these people.
So I thought I'd leave it out.
So Ren went for the African mouse.
That was Maceau.
Oh, Jen went for the inverted friends with benefits.
That was the house.
That's a good one.
And that means Maceau is correct.
It is a Scottish word for peeping Tom.
Oh, that's so good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get away from me, bushes, you Kikar.
I feel insane being on Zoom just yelling that.
So point to the house, a point to Maceo.
Oh, two points to Maceo.
Bloody hell, he's come out.
Very nice.
These are the only points I'll get today.
I can see your window behind you, Jen,
and this man just scurried away.
Are you talking about a kiker?
Yes.
Out of your bushes.
Get out of me bushes, you kiker.
You wee kiker.
You wee kiker.
I cannae have these kikers in there.
Sorry.
She's here.
Hello!
Sorry, now she's just out by her. We're going to learn please.
At first I was like, oh, you're really good at this.
And then you gradually became more and more Mrs. Daffy.
I was like, in all this sense?
Yeah.
OK, so after one round, Serena and Jen yet to score the house on one point,
but out in front on two points, it's Nick Mason.
Question two.
And make friends. Oh, two. I'm here to win. Yes.
And make friends.
Oh, OK.
I can do both.
Is there anyone in the episode you don't consider to be a friend with yet?
One of them.
Oh, OK.
That's my secret.
And do we go around and guess?
Then we get a point?
Yeah, we can do who's my friend and what's our boost juice orders at the end.
This is so exciting.
All these action items.
That we'll definitely remember.
Question two comes from Paul McNally from Waterford in Ireland and the question is,
which of these is the name of a real species of mollusk?
So Jen, this one you just got to come up with a fake species of mollusk.
Oh, okay.
I just got to come up with a fake species of mollusk. Oh, OK. Just gotta come up with a fake species of mollusk, do I?
That's all I gotta do?
That does sound insane, doesn't it?
Just put on your science hat and just invent a thing.
It's coming up mollusk.
Oh, yeah, because if I was in your spot, I don't think I'd know where to begin.
So I'm going to read this out for anyone listening at home or in the podcast.
Mollusk is any of a large phylum of invertebrate animals as snails,
clams and octopuses with a soft body lacking segments and usually enclosed
in a shell containing calcium.
That's what Miriam Webster defines a mollusk as.
Is a snail a mollusk?
I believe so, yes.
Oh, interesting.
Snails, clams, octopuses, but octopuses don't have a shell.
Don't have a shell?
Come on. Come on.
Come on, Miriam.
Miriam Webster.
One of you should have stepped up, Miriam or Webster.
Yeah, said, come on.
This can't be right.
They're padding for words.
While they're writing their answers, here's some more info about Keekah.
Ashley writes, it comes from the old Scots word, keek, which means a quick glimpse or glance, especially of something you really shouldn't be looking at.
Oh, my God. The answers are in.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is unprecedented. All The answers are in. Oh my god. Oh my god.
This is unprecedented.
All the answers are in.
Did not see this coming, but they are in.
All right.
Question number two.
Which of these is the name of a real species of mollusk?
Salophod.
Gary South Shore Snail Cat.
Glug, glug, slug.
The Swollen Brown River Trollope.
Wow. Chinese Mystery Snail.
Or the Red Velvet Scallop. Or in Victoria, Red Velvet Cake.
Oh, I see what's happened there.
OK, I see. I see what's happened there. Okay, I see.
I see what you've done, Sir Ren.
Definitely one for the international listeners to enjoy.
Yeah, there it is.
That just niche micro naming convention bit.
One day you'll come here and you'll enjoy our fish and chips
and then it will all make sense.
The thing also, Jen,
and I've done this podcast a couple of times and what you've learned is just there is no limit to the bizarre naming conventions of scientists who are just so excited to discover a new thing and they just name it after whatever they're looking at.
And it could any of those be real except for Seren's one.
That's a rule of thumb.
That's a pretty good rule of thumb.
Saren, you'll go first.
What do you think?
Can I please lock in the Chinese mystery snail?
You sure can.
You just locked in.
Jan, what do you think?
I'm also going to go Chinese mystery snail because I want to believe in a world where
that exists.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, I'm picturing it, you know, wearing shades and a low down fedora.
Yeah, it's an issue.
Reading a newspaper, hearing over the top.
Yeah.
And can you give me all of them again?
Sure can.
Sailor Fod, Gary South Shore Snail Cat, Glug Glug Slug, the Swollen Brown River Trollop,
Chinese Mystery Snail or Red Velvet Scallop.
I'm going to go with the Gary one.
You can't rule it out. You probably can, but I'm going to say it's Gary.
OK, Gary the Scallop or whatever it was.
Snail cat. Snail cat.
All right, locked in.
Biggest mistake of my life.
Here's who wrote the answers.
The Swollen Brown River Trollope.
That was Mesa. That was me.
Beautiful. Thank you. Nice. Thanks so much Brown River Trollope. That was Mesa. That was me. Beautiful.
Thank you.
Nice.
Thanks so much for letting me say that.
You're very welcome.
It felt good out of the mouth every time.
Right?
Poetic.
Swollen Brown River Trollope.
Yeah.
The Glug Glug Slug.
That was written by Paul, the question writer.
Thank you, Paul.
Oh, I thought that maybe was real.
Glug Glug slug is fantastic.
Yeah.
The sailor fod.
That was Jen Fricker.
Interesting.
I think I'm playing this too.
I checked a bunch of verbs, nouns.
What am I talking about?
The other ones.
Still words.
Yeah, what else though?
Vowels, vows.
Vowels.
Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Oh, vows. Vowels, yeah.
Oh my goodness.
For a second I fully lost that part of my brain.
I wrote it out as C-A-E-L-A-P-H-O-D.
I would have actually thought that was real.
And then Matt messaged me and said, how the fuck do I say that?
Because occasionally I'll butcher it.
And once I've done that, Jan, you've got no way to correct me
without giving away that you wrote it.
But it's a made up, it doesn't matter.
No, that's true.
In my head, I was like that is that probably is an actual mollusc,
but not maybe not interesting enough to to have been a question.
Waterford. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true. I'm playing it too conservative, I think.
Well, yeah, there's there's plenty of time to go.
Red Velvet Scallop, that was Sarenne.
Interesting. Yeah, playing it too liberal.
Mace, I went for the Gary South Shore Snail Cat.
That was the house, I'm afraid, named after my favorite low level
American baseball team, the Gary South Shore Rail Cats.
Oh, I should have known.
Of course.
Oh, I thought it was.
You didn't pick that?
I didn't pick that.
But a scientist might have been a fan of that team.
That's true.
I thought that was Gary the Snail from SpongeBob.
I thought that was what the reference was.
Yeah.
Well, very nice.
Well, then, Jen, it also was that too.
It was actually a very clever double one.
Very cool.
That means Seren and Jen are both correct.
It's the Chinese mystery snail.
Yay. I like it.
It feels a little racist, but that's OK.
Like, it's just like they've seen it. They've gone.
Chinese, but I don't know much else.
Yeah, I mean, the key indicator here will be,
did they find it in China?
Because if they didn't, they're cancelled.
Well, it's not like they're the scientists.
They should probably solve the mystery.
That's true.
If I, as a, yeah, I'll let you know,
while you're writing your next answer,
I'm gonna read a paragraph out from a website called
Invasive Species Centre Canada, if that helps give you an idea who might have named it and whether it was a positive or negative.
All right, question three comes from Adam Knight in Croydon, South London.
in Croydon, South London.
And the question is, in a since deleted post, what did Hulk Hogan tweet on the 16th of October 2011?
In a since deleted post, what did Hulk Hogan, the famous WWE wrestler, what did he tweet on October the 16th, 2011?
Well, I'm already thinking I'm going to have to try and do it in my best Hulk Hogan voice. You're going to have to, aren't you?
Every single one of them.
That's right, brother.
While you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more about Chinese
mystery snails.
Paul writes, I was reading a serious news piece about invasive species today and an
interviewed researcher stated with no irony that these are moving slowly across Europe. Perfect for a who-knew-it submission
was my first instinct. And a beautiful instinct too, thanks so much Paul.
According to the Invasive Species Centre Canada, the Chinese mystery snail is an invasive freshwater
aquatic snail native to south-eastern Asia and eastern Russia. Once they become established in an ecosystem, this invader effortlessly outcompetes native
mollusks and filter feeders for food and habitat and their high filtration rate displayed when
feeding can lead to water quality issues comparable to that of invasive zebra and quagga mussels
when their populations are large.
Hopefully that puts it in a term to understand, Jane.
If you're like, oh, what's the big deal?
Oh, as bad as zebra and quagga mussels, they're pretty bad.
God, I love, I could murder a kilo of mussels right now, though.
That's all that makes me think.
Wash it down with the boost juice.
Oof.
A bit of marinara sauce?
Come on.
Sorry, I've gotten way off track.
Dinner is sordid.
Yeah, exactly.
Getting my protein and my muscle.
I love when a serious article has like a fun fact section and this article did and the
fact isn't that fun, but it's got set it up with a big in bold red, did you know?
And then it says, by closing the opening of their shell with their opiculum,
adult Chinese mystery snails can survive out of water
for at least four weeks!
Exclamation mark.
Wow.
Whoa, how about that?
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
I didn't know any of this.
No.
And also, isn't the whole article the point of that?
Like, I didn't know any of this this that's why I'm on the article
Why is that the part that you're like, did you know like are you being a dick right now?
Like no, no, you know, I didn't know I'm reading this info sheet. This is a basic info sheet for beginners
Why are you doing this? You trying to humiliate me until that point? I assume they could live outside of water forever
Yeah, I'm actually not that impressed by only four weeks.
Yeah, you still haven't told me why they're Chinese.
Yeah.
Yeah, you actually told me that their habitat stretches into Russia and throughout Southeast
Asia.
Yeah, what the hell?
Why have you gone so specific?
Jesus.
I've had enough to fucking hear with this.
I'm just, I'm about to gut full.
Alright the answers are in for question number three.
I almost fell off my chair when I saw the answers are in.
The question... Two in a row can you believe it?
I know, we're on a heater now. Question is, in a since deleted post, what did Hulk Hogan tweet on the 16th of October 2011?
Just, just so, I can't do his voice, I've realised.
I'll do it and then you read it back in his voice, Mesa, how about that?
I don't know how to do it either.
Okay.
This is my Hulk Hogan voice.
Oh, wait, can we all have a go?
Yes. Great. All right.
Okay. Get away from me, you wee kiker. I'm Hulk Hogan.
Okay, I think I've got an answer.
Can you just give me one?
Get away from me, you wee kiker.
All right. Option one. Just saw Thust and Furious 5.
Rock was pretty good, but he's got a long way to go
if he wants to get a movie like Suburban Commando, brother.
Matt, can you please do it in a Hulk Hogan voice?
No, I think...
Sorry, there's something in my throat.
That's option one.
Option two, I'm gonna say this once and once only.
I am big, but I'm not green.
Please get this right before you try and depict me on screen.
That's option two.
Interesting, okay.
Option three.
Oh, okay, yep.
Option three.
93,000 people watched me body slam Andre the Giant Live.
Millions saw it on TV.
And I still have to take out my own trash?
Life is bullshit, brother!
Then you've got, good, Hulkamaniacs and
jabroni marks without a life that don't know it.
A work when you're a work, a work and work yourself into a shoot marks.
He would say jabroni.
Yeah, he would say jabroni.
I don't believe in that.
Yeah. Then you've got never forget, with a picture of the twin towers.
Oh, yeah. He just got the date wrong.
Well, no, he's about 10.
Ten years, but. Ten years in a month and a full time.
Took him a couple of months to figure out Twitter.
Well, they've since deleted.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
He's like, oh, I'm gonna have to wait till next year.
Till the 20th. It is tricky for some people.
He's a man of the world as well.
Like 9-11, people go, is it the 9th of November or is it the 11th of September?
That's true. Is he getting in early for 9th of November?
This is 16th of November.
Yeah, so he was...
I think that's why I deleted his hangar.
I know I've split the difference there.
Yeah.
And finally, at Adele, Song of summer someone like you love your sister HH
Okay, Jen, what do you reckon I?
Am gonna go with the bin one bin one because yeah, just what do you say life is hell life is bullshit brother
Yeah, cuz I that feels true to me. All right. I mean it is true. He's really
Mmm, and he really knows that a tap into what we're all feeling That feels true to me. All right. I mean, it is true. He's really- Life is bullshit, brother. Mmm.
Man, he really knows how to tap into what we're all feeling.
Yeah.
Yeah. He's like the common man.
Yeah.
Despite his-
He's the common man.
Yeah.
He's got yellow trunks and so forth.
That's right.
What do you think, Mason?
I think still I think it's the jabroni one.
Jabroni. All right, brother.
I've just looked it up and 16th of November 2011 was a Wednesday night.
So, which is midnight.
Oh, midnight.
It's midnight.
Yeah.
So, in his post...
Oh!
He post...
Yeah.
That is global midnight, isn't it?
Yeah.
That is global midnight.
Actually, over there it would be a Thursday morning.
So, he's probably...
He missed the bin.
Well, I dig.
Others do have bins the next day as well.
Which Fast and Furious movie was he tweeting about it?
Fast and furious 5 ok. All right, we can only assume whoever whoever did that one did their research
I'm gonna take a big wild swing and I think I just love the idea of him just
Misremembering the well yet getting the the dates wrong the 9-eleven back to front. So locked in
Okay, I forget here's who wrote the answers getting the dates wrong, the 9-11 back to front. All right, locked in. Okay.
Now I forget.
Here's who wrote the answers.
The one where he was, he thought the Incredible Hulk was meant to be a depiction of him.
That was Sarenne.
Interesting, okay.
Did you know that Hulk Hogan used to have to license his name from Marvel?
Really?
Because they came up with the Hulk and he's like, well, I'm Hulk Hogan.
And they're like, we got to, we got to sort this out financially.
They own Hulk?
Yeah, they own, yeah.
Oh, bloody hell, brother.
That's Stan Lee, you bleedin' me dry, brother.
The one about Fast and Furious 5 was written by the question writer, Adam.
So I reckon he would have done his research.
He would have done his research, yeah.
Perhaps too much research.
He also wrote the one about Bin-Knot.
No, no, no.
That's a 50 cent tweet, I think.
Oh, is it really?
He's like, oh, I'm rich.
Why do I have to?
Take out my trash.
His mom's mad at him.
Something like that. Or like he's at, he goes to his mom's house and his mom's mad at him. And he's like, I'm rich. Why do I have to take out my trash? His mom's mad at his... Something like that. Right.
Or like he's at...
He goes to his mom's house and his mom's mad at him
and he's like, I'm rich.
Why do I have to deal with this?
Why do I have to deal with my mom?
Actually, now that you've said it, it does ruin his music for me.
Just picturing him to take his trash out.
He's come back from the club and he's like,
I'm going to take the trash out.
This is so embarrassing.
He's like, wow, there's a purple, purple fucking bottle bin.
All my bottles of that was me.
The one about Adele having the song of the summer.
That was Mesa.
Oh, that did feel true to me as well.
I just in my mind, I in my mind,
I feel like Helk Hogan is tapped into the culture.
Yeah, right.
And he is he is excited about Fast and Furious and he loves the dough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What a beautiful picture of Hulk Hogan we all have in our minds.
Yeah.
You did the exact same amount of research as Adam the Questioner, by the way.
That's true, yeah.
Perhaps too much.
Perhaps too much.
Saram went for Never Forget with the Twin Towers.
That was Jen.
Yeah, well done, Jen.
Thank you.
Again, I feel like I was so iffy on that one, I got to be honest.
Like, you guys are putting a lot of research and effort into yours.
Mine is just like, what's the- what's the little first idea that I could live with?
And it worked.
Can I please- I assure you that my Hulk- the Hulk link was the first idea as well.
And that means, Nick, you are correct.
Good night, Hulkamaniacs.
Jabroni is the giveaway.
I still don't know what he's talking about.
I lost the thread and I'm like, well, that's got to be it then.
Well, let me I'll read from what Adam, the question writer wrote.
He said in wrestling parlance, Jabroni means a loser.
A mark is an easily fooled person.
A work is a planned occurrence.
OK.
And a shoot is an unplanned one.
OK.
And he says, with this knowledge, it's still not entirely clear what he was trying to say.
OK.
All he's who he's talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I think it was it almost looks like it was sort of like he he got a phone call
mid writing the tweet and
his pocket auto finished the rest or something.
It's crazy.
Because it is, it's gibberish.
It's gibberish, brother.
So that means Nick gets a point, the house gets a point and Jen gets a point.
We're at the halfway mark here is question number four.
This comes from Ryan King from Denver. The question is, infamous gangster Al Capone reportedly disliked his nickname Scarface.
What nickname did he prefer being referred to by his close associates?
It was Al Capone's lesser known nickname.
Hey, while you're writing those answers, let's go for a quick break.
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We regret to inform you the Rejection Podcast. Alright we're back and the answers are in for question number four.
Infamous gangster Al Capone reportedly disliked his nickname Scarface.
What nickname did he prefer being referred to?
Here are your options.
The Big Kazoo.
I like that.
Pony Boy.
Oooh!
Dapper Cap.
Oh.
Snorky.
Al Tromb cap. Oh. Snorky.
Altrombone.
OK. OK.
All right. Or pussy.
Oh, see, that's a soprano's nickname, though.
So you can't rule that one out.
Yeah. Yeah.
Big pussy. Big pussy.
Yeah. Big pussy.
And yeah, it's also like it's saying,
I mean, all these sound a bit ridiculous now, but this is this is going a ways back.
Yeah, that's true. Around 100 years.
Hmm.
Maybe exactly around.
Maybe around that. Maybe exactly around.
Maybe around exactly around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So the big kazoo, pony boy, dapper cap, snorky, altron bone or pussy.
What do you reckon, Nick Mason?
Quite like dapper cap.
I think that's good.
Like he wouldn't be short of an ego, would he?
He'd be like, Dapper Cap.
The big kazoo is also intriguing to me.
Snorky.
Can't rule it out, but I'm going to.
I think it might be, I reckon it's Dapper Cap.
I don't, I think that's the name I would like.
The other three haven't regone over.
Pony Boy, Al Trombone, Pussy.
Why would it be Al Trombone?
But why wouldn't it be Al Trombone?
I think I'm going to go with Dapper Cap.
Dapper Cap. Locked in for me.
So what do you think, Saran?
I mean, Al Trombone rhymes with Al Capone.
That's true. That could be one of the reasons.
I was thinking maybe that was just he like privately like to play the trombone.
Yeah, he's like you guys think of me by my face.
That is God.
Yeah.
Maybe you need to think of who I am and what I do.
My craft is just playing trombone.
Way more to me than just a scar on my face.
Yeah, I do.
I do the crimes to make a living.
But my passion is the trombone.
Because I did read somewhere that you'd regret it if you called him Scarface to his face.
And I think maybe he did a sad trombone sound if you did.
And then there's also a great act.
There's a great, you know, if he played trombone and then they started calling him the big
kazoo.
It's an ironic nickname.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're like, you and your big fuck kazoo.
Kazoo down now.
Yeah.
It started with one of his goons just hitting a nose like what?
What is that?
You know, a huge kazoo.
Yeah, you know, one of the boss, he's playing his kazoo.
Yeah.
But then I love, yeah, the trombone of it all.
Like he's just killed someone that he just pulls it out.
Waa, waa, waa.
Wait, Serendu, lock something in?
Dapper Cap is interesting.
Do you think, oh, he's got a little cap on that is.
No, just because he's Al Capone, I think.
And like, wouldn't the Cap, like the Capo, he's like the... The Al Capone. I think that and like wouldn't like isn't the cap like the the capo
He's like the
All these things I'm inferring after the fact I'm trying out
But I think it's like he's al Capone and he's the head of the guy and he's any you know
I wouldn't call him slovenly cap. He seems like a guy who might be insecure about the scar on his face
That's why it doesn't like it. Yeah, I think that's right. Did he have a big, how big was the scar?
I'm gonna look at his face.
I'm gonna look at his face.
But I'd love to know the etymology of snorky,
where it comes from.
Oh, it's pretty impressive actually.
It's a real like half a joker.
It's like the real bar.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I think he got his mouth caught in the trombone.
Yeah, he's having that spit valve.
A tragic trombone injury and industry.
Look, I'd love to look in our trombone, but if talked me around,
I'm going to go snorky just because I'm curious to hear the story of it.
That's the story I want to most hear.
OK. Leaving Jan. So what do we got left? snorky just because I'm curious to hear the story of it. That's the story I want to most hear. Yeah, okay.
Leaving Jan.
So what do we got left? We got...
The big kazoo, pony boy, pussy,
Al Trombone.
I really like Pony Boy
because it makes him sound like,
I don't know, he's a little freak or something.
Yeah.
You know?
I like that little playful- Oh, are you
picturing like part pony, part boy?
Yeah. Like a centaur or whatever.
He'll wear a harness or something.
I don't know. It's a little bit freaky.
Pony boy.
Also, don't they serve drinks as like pony sizes too?
Yeah, little beers and ponies.
Yeah, I kind of like that there's an air of whimsy to it that I would like to much.
Maybe had to get lean into it because again, he was trying to get rid of the scar.
I like it.
I like how you went with it because of whimsy, but I feel like it was mainly mid table whimsy
from your options.
How much more whimsy does it get?
That's true.
I do like snorky as well.
I, okay, Here's my thing.
I think the real answer is snorky.
But once again, I want to believe in a world where he's a pony boy.
All right. So lock it in, Ponyboy.
Yeah. It's quite saying you think it's a different answer.
Yeah.
Everyone brings it to the game.
Yeah. All right.
Here's the answers.
Pussy. That was Jen.
Yeah. All right. Roll up, Jen. All answers. Pussy. That was Jen. Yay!
Alright, crawl on Jen.
Alright.
Alright.
The big kazoo.
That was Ryan, the question writer.
Okay, the house.
Al Trombone.
That was Saren.
Interesting.
Interesting.
I like the performance of him being like, I do love Al Trombone.
Saren.
I just remembered that you've never played this before and I thought I might try that tactic.
It would never fly with Mishwit Tramp.
No, she'd tear you apart if you tried that with Big Wet.
Then, Jen went for Pony Boy.
That was Mesa.
Yeah.
Oh, that was beautiful, Mesa.
Thank you.
Do you want to show your workings?
Well, it's El Capone.
Yeah. Then I just extrapolated from there.? Well, it's Al Capone. Yeah.
Then I just extrapolated from there.
It's the same as Dapper Cap, really.
Yeah, that's right.
Well, yes, and that's why I wrote Dapper Cap.
And that means Saran and Jen almost was correct.
Snorky.
Wow.
So he preferred Snorky.
He preferred Snorky, yeah.
So interesting.
But apparently, this is according to the Smile and Gun blog, snorky
was slang for an elegant, sharp dresser at the time.
So it was- Oh, so it's a bit of a dapper cap situation.
It's a real dapper cap situation.
It sounds corny as hell, but at the time it was like, hey, you're slick or something.
You're sharp. I mean, I'm now saying other words that are way out of date.
And then he's like, wait till I whip up my trombone.
Doop doop doop doop.
Jeez, you get a really interesting sound out of it, go.
Some real bleeps and bloops out of that trombone.
Doop doop doop doop.
Doop doop doop.
All right, the penultimate question comes from Rachel Johnson from here in Melbourne. And the question is, what headline ran in the New York Post on the 14th of September
2016?
Much more appropriate date wise if someone was going to use it.
What headline ran in the New York Post and place wise as well, I should say.
One headline ran in the New York Post on the 14th of September 2016.
While you're writing those answers, here's some more info about Snorky.
Like I said, this is according to Smiling Gunn blog.
Snorky was slang for an elegant, sharp dresser.
And though his nickname was only really used by close friends, it was no secret that Al
loved fine clothes.
As soon as he could afford it, Al always made sure that he was the best dressed one in the
room. At his 1931 trial for tax evasion, he would routinely show up in brightly coloured,
flashy suits in ice cream hues like pale lavender or soft canary yellows. Al wasn't the only
one in the outfit who dressed well either.
If you're a part of Capone's gang,
the boss insisted you dress the part as well.
Each man was expected to wear a spotless gray fedora
and nice suits and shoes.
I wonder if that's why they were called the outfit.
Oh, that's very good.
It's good.
So a two rounds to go, very tight on the scoreboard.
Seren and Jen on two points a piece and Mace on the house on four points a piece.
Truly still anyone's game.
I don't think any of you are going to believe this.
The answers are in.
Whoa. Yeah, I know.
Already?
He is on a ghost. My goodness. So here is question number five.
And obviously, I know the listeners are gonna be like, but I want to hear about
everyone else's boost juices. We'll get to it. It's a little tease there, yeah. Question number five.
Find my website. I've got a mail-in form you can ask me questions.
Anyway, sorry, go ahead.
Question number five.
What headline ran in the New York Post on the 14th of September 2016?
What's up, doc?
Lost rabbit found in medical clinic waiting room.
Option two.
To infinity and beyond.
Cross-country charity walk commences via infinity, Nevada
option three
New York NY dumps Trump's rump question mark polls stronger for Smalin Barton
option
for
Valentine's Day seven months ago
Surrender please. Option 5.
Man hits 88 miles per hour in DeLorean, fails to time travel, gets arrested.
Okay, that's okay.
This is a front page headline.
Front page or does it just say headline?
It just says headline.
Okay.
Okay.
Or finally, New York Marathon in pictures.
That would be-
Why is that the funniest one?
That would be the headline in like 1962 or whatever.
It's like, Marathon, what do you think about that?
I mean, pretty good.
There's nothing else going on.
I feel like the current New York Post would be like,
New York Marathon, man cheats on wife while running.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's alien abducts, run amid.
Is it that kind of paper?
Yeah.
Or is that a bit?
Oh, I think it's a bit.
I'm confusing it with the Northern Territory.
Yeah, I think I think New York Post is kind of like a herald son maybe kind of situation
It's kind of not quite the English style full-on. I think it's mostly it's probably more
Yeah, somewhere in between maybe a bit more scandalous. I know I think yeah
Okay, sir, and what do you think
Can I hear the rabbit one again, please? What's up doc lost rabbit found in medical clinic waiting room?
Yeah Is that what is that that headline worthy?
But but also it feels like if you if that was the story, they would go with What's Up Doc.
Yeah, it's got it's got the vibe of it probably wouldn't even be in the paper if they didn't have that headline.
Yes, I do remember the six 14th of September 2016.
Right. Slow news day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got column inches to fill, you know.
I'm going to go with What's Up Doc.
OK, Jen, what do you think?
OK, we got- what is it? Marathon.
Valentine's Day, something else.
Dumps Trump's Rump.
New York Dumps Trump's Rump.
Valentine's Day, DeLorean hits 88 miles.
And New York Mars Trump's rump. Valentine's Day, DeLorean hits 88 miles and New York marathon in pictures.
I'm going to go dump Trump rump.
New York dumps Trump's rump.
Yeah. Paul Trump is smiling Biden.
All right, lock on that infogen.
Man, they must have been.
Did they?
Yeah, I don't want to punch up an existing headline, but what it
smiles widen for Biden
or something.
No. Anyway, may say what
I said, I punched it down
somehow.
I thought I was about to fix it.
Well, I got an email address.
You can send that over.
You can send that over.
What's the Valentine's Day?
I've got a slightly worse idea for
a headline you did 10 years ago.
If you got any more Biden Trump stuff coming up,
you have options.
Yeah.
Valentine's Day seven months ago.
Oh, so that's one.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
I forgot.
Oh, I think it might be the DeLorean one.
I don't think it's a,
I don't think it's a front page headline, but I think it's
a it's just something to fill a bit of space and everybody likes back to the future.
And you know, that's probably it.
I reckon it's fun, fun, just full time.
You've locked it just full time.
Full time.
Well, this is who wrote the answers.
Oh, here we go.
And some of these reveals are going to shock you, Mason.
To your very core.
But not the other two. Not the other ones. Yeah. Some of the other reveals are going to shock you, Mason. To your very core. But not the other two?
Not the other ones. Some of the other ones you'll be like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Like to infinity and beyond, that was the house.
That's not very shocking.
I was really just I tried to find an infinity town in America somewhere.
It doesn't seem to exist.
Valentine's Day, seven months ago. That was Jen Fricker.
Yay.
I'm going Saren style.
Jestful.
Jestful.
And Saren went sort of sort of jestful in a way.
New York Marathon in pictures.
It was like an anti-jest.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm post New York Post.
You're restful.
You're not just.
The two genders.
So ran went for What's Up Doc.
That was Rachel, aka the question writer.
Well done, Rachel.
AKA the house.
New York Dumps Trump's Rump.
Paul Strong for Smiling Barton.
Jen went for that.
That was Maceo.
Ah, nice one.
I believe it to be real.
Yeah.
That's why I'm like, I'm punching up and then I'm like, oh no, I'm just telling Maceo that.
Your email is going to seem even funnier now.
Maceo, that thing you had one minute to think of.
It's wrong. It's bad, sounds dumb.
Adam was like, as I'm saying, what I've said doesn't even make any sense.
And that means, Mace, you are correct.
Let's see that softens the blow.
It doesn't.
How dare you?
Man hits 88 miles per hour in DeLorean, fails to time travel, gets arrested.
Nice.
So two points for Mace though that round.
Did you know you can get,
you used to be able to buy a gold DeLorean.
What?
They would say you,
I think you had to have an American Express gold card
and then they would let you buy a gold DeLorean.
Wow.
Solid gold.
I don't think so.
Okay.
Probably gold. Spray paint.
Gold plated tin probably.
Yeah. Wow.
Gold wrap.
Gold wrap.
We are up to the final question,
which comes from Paige Carroll in Arizona.
And the question is, Jen, I should say,
we always finish with a movie synopsis question.
So this one will be your longest answer,
like a paragraph, three, four, five sentences.
Mine's never been that long.
Mine's the short one.
Yes.
Mine's the IMDB summary one. It's one sentence. Hot tip long. Mine's the short one. Yes, my baby summary one. It's one sentence
Everyone it's the shortest one. Geez. I don't know. He's out in front
Is this more of those famous Mesa mind games? I'm here to make friends. I'm here to make friends
With two of us already existing friends. That's right. But we yeah
Maybe I'll make a third friend in my life.
Who's to say?
So the question comes from PageCarol from Arizona
and it is, what is the plot of the 1984 film A Breed Apart?
What is the plot of the 1984 film A Breed Apart?
Well, your answer is being written.
Here is the article
about that DeLorean thing.
I have not read it.
Hopefully it's interesting.
It was written by Yaron Stein Butch,
which I think is fantastic.
I mean, an article on him, please.
Yeah, he starts off hot as well.
Great Scott.
I mean, I mean, a British man channeling his inner Marty McFly
was clock driving his DeLorean faster than
88 miles per hour, but insisted, I wasn't trying to time travel.
Nigel Mills, 55, was travelling in his $30,000 gull-winged car when he hit 89 miles per hour
just over the precise speed needed to achieve temporal displacement in the Back to the Future
trilogy, the Telegraph reported. Hampered by the lack of a flux capacitor and 1.21 gigawatts mills,
didn't vanish into the space-time continuum and was busted for speeding near Margareting,
Chelmsford. That sounds like such a... both of those things sound like fake English places.
Margareting, Chelmsford. Luckily for him places. Margretting Chelmsford.
Luckily for him though, a judge at Chelmsford Magistrates Court
made the case disappear over a technicality
when the prosecution offered no evidence.
Okay, that's not really a technicality, is it?
I was being prosecuted for going 89 miles per hour
in a DeLorean.
Wasn't something special meant to happen at 88 miles per hour
The father of two said after the hearing that's good stuff father of two. That's good
I can honestly say I wasn't trying to time travel
I was at a it was at 11 a.m. On a Sunday and the road was completely clear
I saw the guy with the speed gun and I thought I better check my speed and lo and behold the letter turns up
speed gun and I thought I'd better check my speed and lo and behold the letter turns up. Mills decided to fight the summons which he received the same day some travellers set
up a camp in his company's parking lot.
I was fed up, like most motorists, of being a law-abiding citizen but a soft target for
the traffic police, he said.
When I saw the travellers in the car park when I'm working on a Sunday it made me quite incensed. I'm a guy who
pays his taxes and sticks to the law but I'm stuck at work with travellers in the
car park and the police won't touch them in continued okays he's gone on a
bit of a troublesome rant here all of a sudden. Why should I pay this speeding
fine while they would get away with it? Existing. He didn't say the existing part but it was
implied. Mills who bought the 34 year old DeLorean in 2004 said the cult classic
is a little rattly with just over 13,000 miles on the odometer. Ironically I was
done for speeding in the car that doesn't get on the road much he said. I only drive it three or four times a year and did just
200 miles last year. A police spokesman said Essex Police wants to make it clear
we do not tolerate excessive speeds or poor driving on the roads. If only
Mills had a Mr. Fusion he could declare roads where we're going. We don't need no roads.
Wow, that's from the movie.
That's great stuff from the journalist, Yaron Steinbuch.
I was not really expecting a rant against travellers in the middle there, but there you go.
All right, the answers are in. Final question. Triple points. Up for grabs.
And the question is, what is the plot of the 1984 film A Breed Apart?
Option one, this action packed thrill ride kicks off when a top secret
government experiment goes horribly wrong, creating a new breed of genetically
enhanced animals.
These intelligent but deadly creatures escaped the lab and wreak havoc
on a small coastal town.
As chaos ensues in shoes, a courageous veterinarian must
stop, join forces with a renegade animal behaviorist to stop the bloodthirsty
beasts before they destroy everything in their path.
Prepare for a pulse pounding battle between man and a breed unlike any other.
That's option one. Option two.
Made for BBC TV, a made for BBC TV movie in which a champion horse breeder played by John Hurt
finds his stable sabotaged by his estranged brother and rival played by Richard Burton,
while his relationship with his wife, played by Helena Bonham Carter, crumbles around him. It's option two, option three.
Jim Malden, a Vietnam veteran who has lost his wife and child,
lives as a recluse on an island full of rare birds.
His only contacts with humanity are with Stella Clayton and her young son, Adam,
who have a small supply store on the mainland.
One day, a mountain climber named Mike Walker visits the island to observe two rare eagles.
What he doesn't tell Jim is that he's been hired by a collector to steal the eagles' eggs.
That's option three.
The egg they should call it the egg thief.
That. Option four.
In the near future. The egg pincher, sorry.
Oh, egg pincher.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spielberg, I know you're listening.
You can remake this.
Enough time is fast.
Option number four.
In the near future, a hapless scientist
inadvertently opens a wormhole,
leading to a band of extra terrestrial
animals with extraordinary abilities
arriving on Earth.
When a powerful constitution discovers their existence, they launch a ruthless hunt to capture and exploit them for their own sinister agenda.
Option 5.
Two competitive cat breeders will do anything to claw their way to the top of the international
cat show circuit.
But what they weren't prepared for was to find love
among the mayhem and the meows from the director
of All's Fair and the world is coming to us.
Or finally, Greg is a funny man who, if it must be said,
has a face that's slightly asymmetrical.
Asymmetrical.
Asymmetrical.
Asymmetrical.
One evening on midnight, Greg finds a stray dog.
Alright, alright.
The dog bites him as Greg tries to bundle the dog into his car.
On the way to rescue shelter, the rescue shelter, Greg starts to grow fur
and his nose turns into a snout.
By the time he reaches the counter, he is a full wolf man.
As he has no colour on, they are unable to declare his history and due to his
asymmetry, they cannot determine his breed.
His jovial nature suggests he would enjoy a home with existing pets.
That's your final option.
So, Jen, it's back to you for first crack.
Do you need a quick recap or you got your answer?
Yeah, I'll be honest, my speakers cut out for two of them.
OK.
It was the last one.
Yeah.
That one loud and clear.
Can I get the first couple?
Sorry.
Yeah, the first one was an action-packed thrill ride when a top secret government experiment
goes horribly wrong, creating a new breed of genetically enhanced animals.
They wreak havoc on a coastal town and a courageous veterinarian must join forces with a renegade
animal behaviorist to stop the bloodthirsty beast.
And it's described as a pulse pounding battle between man and a bear unlike any other.
That's very plausible for the mid-80s as well.
Yeah, I would watch that and I would watch that on Tubi.
Yes, yes, exactly.
That is one that I'd be like, yeah, I don't want to pay for this, but I'll watch it.
And the second one was a made for BBC TV movie,
which featured John Hurt playing a champion horse breeder,
and he finds his stable sabotage by his estranged brother and rival played by
Richard Burton, while his relationship with his wife, played by Helena Bonham Carter.
Bonham Carter crumbles around him.
I think it's too young for Helena Bonham, because it's just the 80s, right?
Hmm. Yeah.
I think I think that one's fake.
I'm going to get the first one.
Lock me in on the first one.
Locked in, Jan.
What do you think, Mayce?
Uh, well, you've just done the first two.
Can you give me the remaining four?
Yes.
OK.
You heard them all though.
You can't blame your speaker dropping out.
No, that's true.
My brain dropped out though.
He never usually wears the headphones.
That's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The third one was about Jim Molden, the Vietnam vet who's living on an island because he
loses his family and a guy comes trying to steal the English ex.
Oh, the eggy one, eggy thief. Yep.
Then the fourth one was the near future where
this is animals come through...
That's another Tooby original, yep.
...come through a wormhole.
Yeah.
Then you got the competitive cat breeders.
I like that one a lot.
And you've got the last one about the wolf man who is unable to be have his breed
determined. Okay. On midnight. Yeah. I like the cat breeding one because it reminds me of all those
Christopher Guest movies like the best in show and so forth. And I don't like the wormhole one.
And I like the eggy one. Mm-hmm. Eggy man thief
So you go in between you choose them between egg and cat. That's true
I think I'm gonna go with the eggy man egg eggy man thief. Mm-hmm locked in leaving just Saran
I actually yeah, a breeder part does sound like a Christopher Guest
Doesn't kind of film like a mockumentary style. Can you read that one more time for me, please? I sure can
Like a mockumentary style. Can you read that one more time for me, please?
I sure can.
Two competitive cat breeders will do anything to claw their way to the top of the international
cat show circuit.
But what they weren't prepared for was to find love among the mayhem and meows from
the director of All's Fair and the world is coming to us.
I'm picturing that lady who's Stifler's mom.
What's her name?
Jennifer Coolidge.
Yeah.
I don't think she would be in it then, but she would be in something like this now.
If it said from the director of Best in Show.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah, that's a good point actually.
Well, this would have come out around the time he made-
Spinal tap.
Spinal tap, yeah.
I don't think this is suggesting it's a mockumentary.
This is either a real docker or-
Could be an inspiration for this.
Exactly.
Let's go with that, please.
Hlocked in.
All right. Here is who
wrote the answers.
The one about the wormhole that Maceo didn't like.
That was-
That was Paige, but also I edited it have it heavily.
I think I made it honestly page.
I destroyed it, but I thought I made it really to be to delicious.
It was a bit.
And I don't know if it got cut out, but I remember there's like five minutes of me.
So just dry retching after you heard that.
Stupid movie.
Blah.
Yuck. Yeah. Well, Connor may or may not have left that in. We won't know. Stupid movie. Blah. Yuck. Yeah, well, Connor may or may not have left that in.
We won't know.
I think 1984 is too early for wormholes.
That's a concept.
Interesting.
Yeah.
The one about the man who becomes a wolf, that was Sarenne on Midnight as well.
Yeah.
That was funny.
I don't know if you realise this, but that we spoke about Midnight before. Yeah, I was still. I don't know if you realize this but that we'd already we spoke about bit not before. Yeah, I was
still restful, I think
It was broaching jestful, I would say. I reckon if you just resisted the urge to do callbacks
To things we've discussed in pod. That's a that's a fun movie
to things we've discussed in Pod. That's a fun movie.
But you couldn't help yourself.
But that's, he's gotta fight against his comedy instincts.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
That's not how you become serious regular
in Quest for Networks.
That's true.
Fighting your comedic instincts, please.
Jen went for the action packed thrill ride,
which was a pulse pounding battle between man and a breed unlike any other that was actually written by page the question writer.
Well done page unlike me so I love that.
The made for BBC TV movie that featured a very young Helena bottom Carter I suppose suppose. That was Mesa. That was me.
Yeah. And is that is Jen's fact checking right there?
It is too early. I made a terrible mistake.
I couldn't think of a single actor like a like a-
Oh, Judy Jen Chow.
I knew it because I went, I went John Hurt, Easy, Richard Burton.
Maybe he's too good for TV or whatever.
And then I'm like, I cannot think of a single and I can't leave his wife blank.
Yeah, yeah, that would be
Hellen bottom count of five, but yes, she's actually credit. She's way too young for 1984. So yeah
Brunette so of course, I know
You know, that's just one of those things, you know, so ran went for the competitive cat breeder tale. That was Jen Fricker
It's got me all show I reckon all episode. Yeah, I
Falling for the gents. I really struggled with trying to think of two movies that sound like they could be made like
Because I wrote from the director of and I was like what's two movies? Yeah, I
Really placed what sound like they could be movies?
And I went, yeah, what were the titles?
What were the titles?
Were All's Fair and The World is Coming to Us.
Yeah, that's good.
I thought they were all fair.
I was like, oh, yeah.
I'm always a director.
I'm like, man, I hope no one asked me any questions or if I've seen these.
Because I'll say that, yeah, I think so.
They sound, they both sound like kind of Netflix movies.
Yeah.
In the summer, like maybe The World Is Coming to Us is like Ethan Hawke.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And All's Fair is about like a woman who moves to a small town to run an inn.
Yeah.
And it's during some kind of war game or something.
I don't know.
And she falls in love with a local sergeant.
I don't know.
If you guys want to option it, Netflix.
She moves into a street where you have to be part of the Christmas lights.
Oh, yeah.
She's a bit of a curmudgeon and she doesn't want to put up the Christmas lights.
She doesn't like doing electronic decorations.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
She just wants to light candles.
Yeah. And the small towns like we were ravaged by bushfires.
And I'll do this.
I love how you've made three movies.
The question was to make one.
You've you've made a whole universe.
Yeah.
It's the what's it called?
A different breed, a breed apart.
Yes.
Dynomatic universe.
Breed apart.
Breediverse.
Yes.
The breediverse.
And that leaves just the correct
answer, which was the really dull
sounding one where a guy
might be there to steal some eggs.
And Mesa got that correct.
Wow!
I'll tell you what's less dull about it.
Rutger Hauer's in it.
You know the movie?
Yes, I do.
I've got to be more careful when you're on.
Wow!
I'm about 50-50 on these, but Rutger Hauer's in it, and so is Powers Booth.
How do you know this movie?
It's just before Rutger Hauer was in Blade Runner.
OK. I think I did a run of like what's he been in before that.
OK.
Is it on TV?
I call him the podcast king.
All right. Well, because it's pretty obscure.
I didn't finish it. Just to be clear, I didn't finish.
I haven't finished it.
Right. But you just heard it.
Because there's not even enough reviews on Rotten Tomatoes to give it a score.
Like, it's pretty obscure.
Right. And the audience who watched it, the score is low, 36 percent.
Rotten Tomato user David O liked it, though, giving it four and a half stars, writing,
I really like this film.
It is worth watching. And I think you'll agree.
The message, scenery and story are all good, in my opinion.
Good scenery.
Right.
But reviewer Dennis Schwartz wasn't into it, giving it a C plus and commenting,
never makes much sense.
OK.
All right. So I would say I wouldn't get far enough into the plot to know if it did
in fact make sense. So maybe.
How was the scenery?
It's good, man.
A slow movie with nice scenery, I could probably get into that.
I find it like, take any like, we talked about Tooby.
You can take any movie from like the 80s and the 90s, just anything that goes
straight to video, it will look better than anything now.
Really?
Because they had to think about it.
Right.
They had to think, they couldn't just go, let's put these two in an office building with a green screen
and we'll figure it out later.
Right.
They had to go, this is a scene set at the sunset.
We have to actually go to a sunset.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Or we've got to find a guy who can paint a sunset.
Exactly.
Right?
Yeah.
Movies.
Okay.
So the final scores in fourth place, but on the board on two points at Serenjai Mana.
Thank you.
Yee!
In third place on five points is Jen Fricker.
Yay!
Just ahead on six points in second place is The House.
Very nice, The House.
Wow.
But out in front, winning the day on nine points is Nick Mason.
Just keep the crown on.
Yay!
Don't even take it off.
Thank you.
Well done, Mason. Thanks so much for joining us Jen it's been a pleasure to have you on the pod for the first time. Good to see you Jen Freaker. Oh it's so good to see you thanks for
having me I'm so stoked I could be here. I'm so stoked too. Thanks for coming up to me at the bar at Comedy Festival.
Yeah. Let's do it and be like, come on my podcast.
It's the worst thing to wake up to the next morning and go, oh my God, did I ask Jen Frecker
to be on my podcast last night?
I know, you're like, I hate that.
The deep shame.
The deepest shame.
And thanks for coming on.
I wouldn't have responded to that message if I was you.
Is there anything you want to tell people about?
Where can they find you online or whatever?
I have a website.
No, I can find me online at Jen Fricker.
I cannot fathom what's going on in July, but actually, you know, I'll plug something.
It's not directly me, but if you're internationally going to the Edinburgh Fringe, a show I directed
that premiered at Melbourne Comedy Festival called Glass Houses by Alice Tovey.
It's going to Edinburgh and it got a bunch of really sick reviews here and you'll like it.
It's about what happens when your dad goes to prison.
But funny.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Alice and I do go on a episode not too long ago
talking about Chopper Reed.
Yeah.
But yeah, we've got a bunch of listeners
who ask about Edinburgh tips, so that's great.
Thanks so much for passing that on.
Mesa, where can people find you?
I'm on a podcast called The Weekly Planet.
We talk about movies and TV shows and comic books sometimes.
Pretty good, we have a good time.
It's so good. I was on an episode not too long ago talking about the working man.
That's true. And when I talk about the working man, of course I mean Jason Statham.
That's exactly right.
Always working.
You mean Karl Marx.
That's right.
I haven't heard you say it.
You can see me on Irvy went to an all girls schools school, which is an ABC iview. It's a little pilot we made I helped her write as well and yeah
Fingers crossed we get to make a whole series. Yeah sick. Awesome. Thanks so much for joining us
Everyone really appreciate it and thanks for tuning in at home or if you're listening give us a fast
I review why not and tell your friends if you think you know anyone who might enjoy the show
Cheers for tuning in to Who Knew It?
Matt Stewart.
And now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart.
Goodbye.
Jen, Serena and Mace have been on this show before, so they understand it.
Well. Well. Although I just recorded one and Mace have been on this show before, so they understand it. Well.
Well.
Although I just recorded one and Dave Quirk was on and he's been on before and he did
not understand it.
I think David Quirk's brain resets every morning.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
Every half hour.
Do you have any questions?
I mean, I haven't explained it at all, so you may, the question might be, what is the show?
Talk me through it.
And what do you need?
So it's like a quiz show and all, all are there six questions.
Ask the first questions are like a word definition.
That's an obscure word.
You make up a fake definition for that word.
DM that to me and, and May so and saran will do the same
I DM it you on Instagram is that yeah great
Yeah, and then I'll read out six options your three the real one and then two fake answers that me and the
Listener who wrote the question came up with
So you've got some
Friends already got distracted by a video on his phone
So you've got some, Sarenza already got distracted by a video on his phone. He's on sweet talk.
So yeah, and then I'll read out six options and you're trying to guess the correct one.
Cool.
And your fake answer, you're trying to get Mesa and Sarenza to guess that.
You're trying to trick them sort of.
Okay, cool.
Does this make sense?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's just one answer per word, right?
That's right.
Is it?
So the first one's a word and then I can't remember what I've written for the other ones,
but they'll be other each one's a different kind of thing.
Yeah, see.
I think I've explained that pretty well.
I think so too.
I think so you have.
I think so.
I think so you have.
What am I?
Oh man.
My brain. I'm just all I'm looking at is I've got three tabs open of where I can get a Nintendo switch
to.
That's all I want in my life.
Okay.
You're not on the, you know, the influencer list.
Fuck no.
I really wish I was.
That would be.
Me too.
Yeah.
Right?
That'd be nice.
I mean, we know people are on the influencer list, so the least they could do would be.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
I just stepped ahead of me.
You knew there was a list.
Yeah.
I knew there was a Nintendo Switch too.
Yeah.
That's another thing I didn't know.
Yeah.
See, that was the thing.
It's like, I feel like I was just potting with Dassler and Revens.
And so they were talking about going on the launch and stuff.
And I'm like, honestly, you guys, you've been talking about this for four years, so you deserve it.
I can't pretend that I cared about this beyond 10 minutes ago.
Yeah, I guess, but you know, you often see at these sort of events and premieres and
stuff like that, like people who have, they're just people who are good at sending
emails and being like, can you put me on the list?
And the people at the, you know, Nintendo, whatever,
are like, okay, I guess.
Sure.
We've reached out, why not?
So we should be like that.
Yeah, put ourselves out there more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the thing is, I don't want to.
Yeah, it's work, isn't it?
And it's embarrassing if they say no.
Or nothing.
To be perceived, yuck. Ugh. Ugh. No, thank you. What do you say about that, isn't it? And it's embarrassing if they say no or nothing. To be perceived, yuck.
Ugh.
Ugh.
No, thank you.
Put yourself out there, Mayso.
I will.
Thank you.
That was all it took, fantastic.
He's sending a message right now.
I like also your question of are we meant to be quiet?
Yeah.
Are we meant to be quiet on the podcast? Is this the podcast where we shush? Yeah. Are we going to be quiet on the podcast?
Is this the podcast where we shush?
Yeah, it is probably the podcast that has the most quiet bits in it, but they normally
edit it out.
Okay.
One day we might release a supercut of all the moments the guests were thinking.
Yeah, the very respectful episode, just all moments of silence.
I think that'd be nice.
That's it.
Now, can I check in with you, Saran?
Are you still writing or are you?
He's either written a very long one.
He's either written the longest one
or he's just re-editing.
I was looking up my boost juice order.
Cause I don't drink it,
but I knew that Jen was gonna hit me with the.
I mean, I'm looking at it.
There are a few on the, I'm looking at looking at it. There are a few on the...
I'm looking at the menu now.
There are a few on this menu that I'm not familiar with.
Is anyone here focused on the podcast?
Because it looks like everybody's looking at boost juice menus.
Oh, it is.
We're just figuring out what we're getting after these.
Guys, let's all go out to a boost juice.
We'll keep the zoom on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we'll go out to our local boost juice.
I like the clip.
You ever watch the clips of Roy and HG?
And...
Boy do I.
Roy wears a...
I've never seen...
He wears the bit that normally goes over the top of your head,
like right down over the...
Like a visor in your head.
I'm covering your eyes.
He's got the most unique style I've seen.
He looks like Data from Star Trek.
Yeah.
He's going free power.
He's free.
Yeah.
Mrs. Doubtfire honestly comes up in my mind. I haven't seen it in so long, but I still think
about it all the time. Anytime someone's juggling two things at the same time, I just think-
Two giant fake boobs.
I think of him having to switch costumes in the restaurant. Yeah, he's on fire that time.
Oh, yeah. Beautiful performance.
Yeah, the bus driver says he likes European women because he's got hairy legs,
which I never I'm like as a kid, I was like, what does that mean?
And now I'm still a little bit not sure what it means, but.
Like a sneak peek.
Sneak peek.
Little geek.
It's really good.
Yeah, I love the word.
And I think it's a great word for that.
I think it's, it does make it sound almost too cheeky and not.
Yeah, it does.
That's true.
Yeah, that's it.
It's like, oh, it's just a pervert.
It's a difference between a pervert and like, hmm, like, what am I trying to say?
Pervert and like a disgusting person, like a criminal person.
Yeah.
I don't want to say pedophile because it hits too heavy, but you know, that kind of thing.
Sure.
That kind of thing like a pedophile.
It does look like a pedophile.
Or as the kids say on the internet now, PDF file.
They do.
Do they really?
Yeah, you can't say anything.
Everything's a euphemism now.
We can't bloody say anything more.
We can't bloody say anything.
Can't say a pedophile on the internet anymore.
Can't say I'm gonna kill a pedophile.
I'm gonna say I'm gonna hunt alive a PDF.
Yeah, I'm hunting some PDF files.
That's right, come on.
What are you?
Come on.
Serious? What is this? What are we? What are we in an office?
What is it? We kicked it over there? No, he's a PDF file.
Again, Seren's type. He typed so much on my calculator. This answer can't be that wrong.
He's good though. He knows what he's doing here. He's layers upon layers.
That's true. He's selling some PDF files to kill themselves.
Nice. No?
I think this is a great example of a silence will be edited out.
Hmm.
Oh, what was that?
Sounds like, oh, you're getting a message.
Does that mean you're...
But I can't go on...
I think the only phones that are like... have snake.
I'm losing my mind you guys. I've just got... I'm like at the tail end of a code where I haven't
really talked to anyone in real life for a while. Well, this isn't real life either, so.
Oh!
Who knew it was Matt Stewart?
Not a real podcast.
Yeah, that's not a real person.
No.
Imagine what- who- yeah, someone really phoned it in.
If I'm a character, someone's come up with-
They're just like two first name guy.
Podcast.
What would a podcast guy look like?
Beard, glasses, hats.
First name, first name.
Yeah.
Put him in front of a microphone.
OK.
Evermunder Smith.
What a, what a churned Smith.
Did he do all of them?
Did he do Bookcheat?
He didn't do Bookcheat.
No.
Dave went, Dave Warnocky went elsewhere.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
All right.
Betrayal.
Yeah.
I'm sure Evan was shattered that he didn't do some extra work, but he did do
primates and do go on.
You got anything to plug Sar Saran, coming up?
If this is coming out.
July 14th.
Yep, July 13th.
I'm doing my big special.
Is that true?
No.
I think Irvy's pilot.
I'll plug.
Irvy Majumdar.
Yeah.
Well, you can plug it now.
Might be too late. Oh, is this the moment?
Could be.
You've changed it. No, you do. We can do it later. We'll be doing it now. Might be too late. Oh, is this the moment? It could be. You've changed it. No, what are you doing?
What are you doing later?
What are you doing now?
Irvi went to an all-girls school.
It's on the ABC ivy and it's a pilot.
But I think if ABC like it, they might make a series,
which would be very exciting.
And what do you play?
I am a teacher at the high school, the all-girls selective
school that Irvi goes to.
It's a nightmare.
All these girls going through their hormonal, what's it called?
Adolescence is the word.
Have you met a girl before?
No, I'm in character right now.
But yeah, it's very fun.
We did a bit of writing on it as well, a team of us.
And so, yeah, it would be a dream come true if we got to make a series.
Yeah, sick.
I'll research girls before that.
You just got to tab open on your phone, Wikipedia article for girls.
Girls.
Lena Dunham's, the Seminole TV show.
I recognise this Adam Driver guy.
Oh, that's where he came from.
Yes, yeah, absolutely.
We all came from girls, if you think about it.
That's true, isn't it?
Oh, my God.
You think about it.
Oh, my God. Take a second.
Whoa, that hit hard.
Yeah. Yeah.
I've just written pussy again. Is that OK?
That sounds like something that rag the New York Post would come up with.
So, yeah.
Especially when you consider.
Jen, that the final round's worth triple points.
Whoa!
Is it really?
It is.
I guess that'd be a weird thing to lie about.
Well.
It's just like, no!
You're fucked!
Sorry.
And it's all on the table.
We're putting in a boost juice gift card.
That's happening.
You're going to call your friends over the hoist, the hoits candy bar.
Yeah.
A little coupon in there.
Well while we wait for certain varieties answer Jen, do you want to join a profile as a juice
was?
Okay.
Yeah.
Uh, hmm.
All right.
I can Matt. you're going,
you're going like an alternative milk.
Ah, yeah, yeah.
Just the vibes I get, but not like an annoying one.
I think you might just, he might,
Matt just might go for just a large alternative milk, please.
Yeah, why don't we get a liter of alternative milk?
Nah, I don't care which one.
Just whatever.
As long as you're juicing a nut, it's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
I reckon Matt, you'd go like maybe...
Oh, what is it? King William chocolate.
Oh my god.
It's so fun to hear that you think more of me than I am.
What do you mean?
Well, I mean, my order would be real basic, but I normally just, but I appreciate that.
I think that's what I'll order next time.
It's like a chocolate banana with like yogurt.
Oh my, that sounds good.
That sounds so good.
It's really good.
And then when we were just having a bit of fun at Boogs, we'd check in some strawberries
into that and gosh, we had a time.
If you're having a jestful time, that's what you would do.
We had some strawberries.
And the downtime, it's a jestful time.
My favourite one, I haven't been there for years, but I would go in and ask for
a strawberry and banana.
And they go, are you going off menu here?
And they go, oh, the gym junkie.
I was like, oh, okay.
Yeah, right.
The strawberry and banana was called the gym junkie and it didn't feel good asking for it that way. No, and also gymunkie. I was like, OK. Yeah, right. Yeah. The strawberry banana was called the Jim Junkie and it didn't feel good
asking for it that way.
No.
And also Jim Junkie has a protein powder in it.
And honestly, like, I am like, I don't want powder.
I don't know. Maybe I was so afraid of protein powder.
Yeah, maybe.
I would also say I'm really averse to ordering anything anywhere
that has a novelty name.
I'll choose, even if I don't particularly want it, whatever has the least novelty name
at a cafe or anywhere, I'll choose that because I'm not saying the stupid name.
You know what I mean? An all berry bang?
Like, come on now. Come on now.
Yeah, I try and game it.
I'd be like, do you have the...
Can I have the one with the berry and the banana? And they'd be like, do you have the kind of the one with the berry and the banana?
And they'd be like, do you mean the old Berry Bank?
I guess. Yeah, please.
Please don't.
And I remember as well at the time I was working at Boost,
their regular was bigger than a large, large, regular.
Oh, was that like a little trick?
Yeah. Oh, and people hated it.
And we were like, yeah, like, obviously, we don't.
I'm a 14 year old girl.
Like, obviously, I'm not.
I don't have the authority to change these.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm so sorry.
That's like how Matt uses regular to describe TV appearances.
Yeah. Yeah. It's the same system.
Ceren's been on a large amount.
And Jen's been on a venti amount of episodes.
A fist or whatever.
Buna, buna, buna.
Buna, buna, buna.
Buna, buna, buna.
Buna, buna, buna.
This promo is not going to get you guys a free Nintendo Switcher, right?
Buna, buna, buna. This promo is not going to get you guys a friggin' Tendo switcher, eh? We sound exactly in time at our end.
I don't know if there's a delay there and that's making me sound like I'm off of time or something. I've lost my mind.
Remember that Nintendo level?
La la la.
There's a woman losing her mind.
Oh, while they're still writing, Jenna, you finished?
Yeah, man. Do you want to do want to give us Saren's order?
Oh, yeah. OK, Saren.
Hmm. I'm feeling like a non-dairy base, more like a fruit,
like a like a fruit juice or a blended juice rather than like a smoothie for saran thinking like a watermelon crush.
Oh, you know, exactly. That's something like, it's like you only going, you're not going
here for nutritional purposes. You're going here for a quencher. You know what I mean?
Yeah.
First quenching.
Yeah. You're not there for like, you're not, you're not, you're not there for the
illusion of protein, you know?
Yeah.
I mean, you can tell she's good at this.
I know.
I'm so like, I'm so stoked with what I got.
Cause at first I'm like, this sounds so fancy.
I've never even heard of this kind of chocolate.
But then I hear it's also got my two favorite banana and strawberry in it.
And I love chocolate.
Oh, my God, I'm pumped.
It's a classic combo.
I think most of them have banana in them, I got to say, because it's like a base.
But yes, what I don't like the ones that put apple juice in them, lots of apple juice.
And they don't even mention it in the name.
And all of a sudden it's half apple juice.
Yeah.
And it's, and it's like not the good apple juice either.
It's like, it's, I remember it was like the stuff that comes in the fucking drum.
You know?
Oh yeah.
Just, um.
But then you get to take a drum or two home.
At the end of every shift.
You roll that drum out.
Oh yeah.
You leave it for a few years, it becomes wine.
Oh hell yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, and then Mayso, what would I get you
at the boost juice?
Honestly, like a mango tango crush.
Yeah, I mean, well, when I said mango tango,
that's literally, I've never had a boost juice
until like two weeks ago.
Yeah.
That's the only thing I've ever ordered, so.
And I think, again, it's like thirst quenchy.
Yeah, mm-hmm, yeah.
It's got passion fruit in it as well.
And there was one in the supermarket,
there was a boost juice in the supermarket
that I went to, and I'm like.
Oh, that's very nice.
What a little treat, get a. What a little treat. Get a, get a,
what a little treat. Get a booster juice while I wander the aisles. You know what I mean?
Who said shopping for groceries was a chore?
I've lost me bloody mind.
The, the, the, the, the, um, the blinds behind you have gone down Jen, were you?
No, no, that's just the same.
It's dark here.
It's dark outside.
Bloody hell.
We're in a light free environment.
That's true.
As in a natural light free environment.
Yeah, yuck.
Natural light.
No, thank you.
We're recording at a casino.
That's right.
So. So. So. So.
So.
So.
So.
So.
So.
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So.
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So.
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So.
So.
So.
So.
So.
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So.
So.
So.
So. So. So did it, folks. We did it.
I think that's beautiful.
That feels good.
It feels good.
I had a feeling it was me.
Yeah.
And even though I reckon we've been Facebook friends.
That's true.
For what, like 15 years?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or eight years?
Or 25 years?
Who's to say?
Or two years?
Yeah. Something like that. And I would say I've definitely spent more time with you in real life than I have with or eight years, or 25 years, or two years.
Something like that.
And I would say I've definitely spent more time with you
in real life than I have with the other two,
but sometimes you just click with a Seren and Jen,
Fricke, you know what I mean?
Oh, Seren and Jen.
Yeah, Seren and Jen.
Fast friends.
That's right.
Yeah.
But now, look, we've done enough podcasts,
I think, and now we're finally...
It's on the record.
It's beautiful to be here to witness this, you know? Right? I mean, Seren's just on his phone, but we're finally. From the record, it's on the record. Be here to witness this, you know.
Right.
I mean, Seren's just on his phone, but that's that's fine.
You can also be on your phone while this magical thing.
What kind of juice would you recommend to celebrate a new friendship?
Yeah, OK. Two boys crack in a open.
That's right. It's one.
It's a regular size.
So your largest size and we've got two straws.
I think if you are just if I had to to guess I'd say a blue Honolulu.
Oh, you know that's a new one.
I did see that on the list and I don't personally feel
comfortable recommending it as I personally tasted it.
As the boost juice Somalia you couldn't personally.
It's fun to say though.
Kind of roll it out.
Blue Honolulu.
It sounds celebratory doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
And the blue is made from blue spirulina.
Oh, what's that?
Bit of healthiness for you.
All right.
I've only heard of green spirulina.
So, I mean, already things are moving so fast, you know?
I just want the world to slow down.
The world is changing.
The world is changing.
The world is changing.
Connor, can you make this all make me sound like I know what I'm talking about?
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