Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 149 - Lloyd Langford and Lizzy Hoo
Episode Date: July 20, 2025Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features comedians Lloyd Langford and Lizzy Hoo!Check out Matt's stand up special: ...https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hey mates, it's the titular Matt Stewart here just letting you know I'm coming out doing a live tour for who knew it
Australia and the UK and it's coming up really quick kicking off in
Brisbane on the 2nd of August then going to Sydney Newcastle, Adelaide, Hobart and
over to the UK in early September
including Edinburgh, Cambridge, Birmingham, Manchester, Swansea and London.
Cannot wait, a few of those shows getting very close to selling out, so snap up those
tickets if you can, I would love to see you there. Grab your tickets via matstewartcomedy.com. Welcome to Who Knew It? with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong
answers.
I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest has appeared on Taskmaster, 8 out of
10 Cats and thank God you're here, it's Lloyd Langford.
Hello.
I've never been on 8 out of 10 Cats.
Damn it.
You wrote for it?
I wrote for it, yeah.
Damn it.
I think I found that out on, probably on Wikipedia. And there was a team captain on the show called Jason Manford, who doesn't, he's
not on it anymore, but like back in the day.
And I was doing some gig for him once and he wrote like a testimonial going, I
absolutely love working with this guy on 8 Out of 10 Cuts, like he was the best.
And I was like, I've never done that with you, but you don't want to say he was, he
was the guy who told me to say that at the start.
So I was like, I'll take the compliment.
I done like a run through or something with him.
And I think he'd got confused as far as the internet concerned.
You were a star. Made an impact with this guy. That's the dream actually to be credited for shows you
haven't done. Well that's what just happened. I know. You couldn't let it fly. Prove it. Must be one of the lost tapes. Our second
guest this week has appeared on Have You Been Pay paying attention and hosted the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala though
I've lost confidence in all these things. It's Lizzy Who. Hello. Yes, all true. All fact. Okay. Thank God.
Thank God that's fact.
No, that's a- Didn't go on that show. Didn't go on that one alright.
Thanks for being back Lizzy Who. Thank you. Thanks for having me. I was looking through my notes, you've been on a bunch of times.
Yeah, I've been on a few times.
You dominate.
Yeah, not very good.
You're trying to shake me out.
I'm just saying, Lord, you've come up against one of the kings of the show.
So, the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question.
Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer.
I then read their answers, as well as the real one, contestants have to write a convincing fake answer.
I then read their answers as well as the real one. I have to guess which one is correct.
And the first question comes from listener Ashley Dickinson from Bradford.
And the question is, what does Daisy Pagel mean?
I did look up the pronunciation and I'm not, I'm not confident.
I've nailed it.
Daisy Pagel, D-A-S-Y-P-Y-G-A-L.
In a Bradford accent.
What? Yeah, where's Bradford?
What's a Bradford accent?
Bradford's like in the north of England.
Right.
Often troubled by race-related riots.
I thought I'd heard of it.
I thought I'd seen it on the news.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, feel free to work that into your answer.
Daisy Pagel. Daisy Pagel.
So you just got to give me a definition.
And while you're writing your answers, I'll explain how the scoring works for the listeners.
So you get a point.
If your fake answer is guessed by the other contest,
then another point if you correctly guess the answer.
And by the way, I'm also playing as the house.
And I've put in two of my fake answers for each question with the help of the question writers
And I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose as well
so each of us can score up to two points per round which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me the house and
That means that the house occasionally wins
But to make that more fair the guests get triple points in the final round
Anyway, most of our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level by
patreon.com slash dogo and pod which is linked in the show notes. Oh my gosh, the
answers are in for question number one which is what does Daisy Pagal mean? An
old Finnish folk dance conducted naked in the snow. Option one. Option two.
Feeling or being full of ink. Option three. Having hairy buttocks. Option four. A dog
poo that you have inadvertently stepped in. Or finally a run around the world
famous Bradford Lake on a Saturday morning is often referred to locally as
Going on a Daisy Pigalle or DP for short
bit of local lingo DP also has a
Convertations is the first word deep
Double double Is that what you mean? Is that DP? So it is double. Double. Oh, OK.
But I think the second word is the same in both cases.
Also a breathing way to start a Saturday morning.
To go over a DP down by Bradford Lake.
OK, I'm going to have to qualify which kind of DP we go
Okay, what do you think Lloyd you got old Finnish folk dance
feeling or being full of ink hairy buttocks
stepping in dog poo inadvertently or
Bradford slang for a run around the Bradford lake.
I'm sort of curious about how you would use the expression in regards to being
full of ink. You know, if you were a squid maybe or a fountain pen.
Yeah, yeah.
I get it though.
Yeah.
I feel like I I felt that before.
I guess maybe after a very heavy tattoo session.
Yeah.
Well, maybe like drinking, like your blood's like heavy and thick or something.
Yeah, feeling inky.
Feeling inky?
Yeah.
I'm not buying that.
I feel almost like Lizzie's trying to talk me around to her choice.
I do not know much about Bradford.
I very much doubt there is a lake there.
It's certainly not a naturally occurring one.
The world famous one.
I'm going to go for the naked finish. Was it finish?
Finish the snow dance.
All right.
Yeah.
And for Lloyd, that feels like something those Scandies would do.
Okay.
What do you think, Lizzie?
Uh, so we've got ink finish run.
Buttocks or poo.
I think I'm thinking what'stocks or poo? Dog poo.
I'm thinking, what's the dog poo on?
A dog poo that you have inadvertently stepped in.
Inadvertently.
Inadvertently.
Not on purpose.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Because I know some, yeah, there's a different word for people who got around.
Like it's, you know like kids who like splashing in puddles, there are certain adults who love
to dog poo and they'll, that's not a daisy pig out though.
That's okay.
Uh, let's go butthole.
Butthole?
Hairy buttocks?
Hairy buttocks.
Um, you've really-
You're daisy.
You've gone-
You're daisy. You've really... You're daisy.
You've gone...
You've gone right into the hole there.
Yeah.
Then there was no mention of the hole.
No.
Hole did not come up.
Oh, right.
All right, here's who wrote the answers.
The one about running around Bradford Lake, that was Lizzy Who.
Surprise. I've just quickly looked up Bradford Lake, that was Lizzy Who. Surprise.
I've just quickly looked up Bradford Lake.
And?
It looks like there's one in Bradford, Michigan, maybe.
Yeah, I was getting confused.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, nothing's coming up about Bradford Lake.
Feeling or being full of ink?
That was Ashley, the questioner, OK, the house.
I added the feeling bit, to be honest.
I think Ashley just written being full of ink and it really tickled me
to put in feeling full of ink.
Just really feeling full of ink.
I quite like it.
The dog poo that you'd inadvertently stepped in, that was Lloyd. I quite like it. Uh the dog poo that you'd inadvertently stepped in that was Lloyd. Oh
Damn it
That's not what you went for
You did talk about it for a long time
I did, I did
It really seemed like you were going to
And then a plug in your butt hole
And then it's like you went butt hole. Oh god.
Which I guess, you know, poo and butt hole, I guess I can see where you're...
Oh god, I went butt hole.
The old Finnish folk dance, that was the house, I'm afraid, Lloyd.
But that means Harry Buttocks is correct.
Lucy Hoog got the correct answer without even knowing it.
Woo!
Wow, that's a Daisy Pagel.
A Daisy Pagel. Yeah, very strange.
Apparently it's from the Greek dasis, meaning dense or hairy and
pooj meaning butt.
Again, I'm not sure about those pronunciations.
Hairy butt. Hairy butt.
Yeah, Daisy Pagel.
It's a very it sounds way flowerier than you'd think.
Maybe that's just the daisy bit.
Darcy. Maybe it's Darcy.
Darcy Pagel.
That looks Welsh written down, you know.
I don't know why.
All right. So after one round, Liz is on one point, the house on one point, Lloyd you have
to score.
Question two comes from Adam Czapcinski from Kerry, Illinois and the question is which
of these is a real species of wasp?
So you've just got to make up the name of a species of wasp.
You don't have to describe it or anything, just give the species a name while you're
writing your answers.
Hey, why don't I let the listeners know if you follow us on who knew it pod?
I've started putting up like a clip every week.
Oh, like getting.
Yeah, three or four weeks in a row.
I'll put a clip up from the episode.
Whoa. Yeah.
You're like Joe Rogan.
Yeah, I'm basically Joe Rogan.
Whoa. Yeah.
You're like Jororgan. Yeah, I'm basically Jororgan.
And Connor the editor.
Let's get a scientist on and body them.
Oh, great idea.
This could be this could be big for me, actually.
But yeah, Connor, the editor gives me like a list of what he thinks would make good
clips, and then I'll put up that list and then the listeners will let me know what the best one to go
for is. The first few that I've done that for has been a real landslide.
Oh okay. So yeah. I don't know if there's been a clip yet to be honest. Oh you
haven't put one out. No I mean we've written this out. we've only had one question. Come on.
It's like such a poison way to think about it. Yeah.
Can you do something clippable, guys?
Can you do a clippy?
Could you please be a bit more clippable if you don't mind?
All right, the answer in for question number two.
Which of these is a real species of wasp?
Laser buzz. A purple bastard. A ha ha ha. Wait hang on.
I did one too many ha's. I got on a roll and I couldn't stop. Shanghai big Stinger. Oh, yes. Or the Yellow Antenna Zap Wasp.
Laser Buzz, a Purple Bastard, a Ha Ha,
Shanghai Big Stinger or Yellow Antenna Zap Wasp.
It'd be funny if it was called a wasp.
A wasp, yeah.
What am I going to go for?
I feel...
I feel I.
I feel like a ha ha.
I feel like that's the kind of thing that would happen in the wasp
head when they sting you.
Got you.
Got you. Ha ha.
Yeah, I'm going to go ha ha.
OK, locking in for Lizzy.
That's fun. And I mean, yeah, imagine we could have the scientists in here one day who came up with that name. We could bully them about it.
Yeah.
Call that a wasp name?
You're a joke.
I was also going to go for Ha Ha, which you can do.
Hmm.
I think it would be better for me to get the and make another choice, which is wrong.
Yeah.
Interesting strategy.
Yeah, maybe even Lizzie's one.
What were the options again?
Laser buzz, purple bastard, a ha ha Shanghai, being big stinger or yellow
antenna zap wasp.
I mean, I think it's clearly a ha ha is the right answer.
Well, if you think it's clearly the right answer,
I'd go for that.
Just, but in terms of the sport,
I'll go for the yellow antenna Zap Wasp.
Okay, locked in for Lloyd.
Here's who wrote the answers.
Laser buzz.
That was Adam, the question writer.
Okay, the house.
A Shanghai big stinger also the house and I'd
Been offended that you said moments ago Lloyd that
Ahaha was obviously right when that was also an option
How's it spelled
STI and GA
Should have been yeah
Yes, STI and GA stinger. Yeah, sounds like it sounds more like the S-C-I-N-G-A? It should have been. Can I change it? Yes.
S-C-I-N-G-A.
Stinger. Yeah, sounds like it sounds more like the
nickname of a Chinese baseball or
something.
Yeah, true.
I like a very peripheral gang.
Yeah, the Shanghai Big Stingers.
Yeah.
One of the big triads.
They're trying to add a fourth.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going for the quadrad.
Yeah.
The yellow antenna zap wasp.
Lloyd went for that.
That was Lizzie.
Lloyd wrote a purple bastard, meaning that Lizzie, who is correct, it is a haha.
Oh, I knew it was a haha.
Why did you not go for it? I'm here for the fun of it. Yeah he's for the game.
Well that was fun. Yeah. That was fun. I think people like it is also fun to to
you know do your best. Sick. Alright after rounds, Lloyd yet to score the house of one point, but really
zapping out to the front like a yellow antenna wasp. Lizzie, who's on three points?
Zap, zap.
That's your catchphrase as well, isn't it?
Zap, zap. Yeah. I'm zapping. I'm zapping.
Question number three. Two people sent this in separately actually.
Piper Gallaher from Eugene, Oregon, and Steven Dunn from Harlem in the Netherlands.
But they sent it in the same question.
Yeah. So it was obvious.
Does that happen?
It happens occasionally, but not heaps.
OK. I love how international your listeners are.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, it is funny as well when you're like, sometimes
I'll just realise as I'm reading, I'm like, this is Bradford
all the way from Bradford over to
Eugene.
Eugene.
Brad to Eugene.
So, yeah, this question, some, I've had a handful
of these sort of questions.
It's like a famous last words question.
What was this person's famous last words?
The writer Oscar Wilde, what was his, what were reported
as his famous last words?
And while you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more
about how Ahaha's got their name.
According to Wiki, Ahaha is a species of
Australian wasp named by the entomologist Arnold Menke in 1977 as a
joke. Menke described several years after its discovery how, when he received a
package from a colleague containing insect specimens, he exclaimed, Ahaha! A
new genus! With fellow entomologist Eric Grissel responding, Ha! Doubtfully.
The name of the insect is commonly found in lists of bizarre scientific names.
The name was also used as the vehicle registration number plate for Manky's car.
Ahaha!
Bit of fun in the office?
Bit of fun! They're having a good time!
I reckon they would play a bit of Zipzopzap.
Yeah, for sure.
Oh my god.
That's good stuff.
Oh my god.
You two are very good.
Very good.
How embarrassing.
I took a little bit longer.
Okay.
And no, actually I just use all.
Don't give us any hints.
No, to be honest, I didn't write any of these, so it's okay.
I will not feel embarrassed.
But you two did do very well there.
Alright, here is question number three.
What are often reported as the famous last words of writer Oscar Wilde?
Achilles.
Jesus of Nazareth.
I shall see thee soon.
Option two.
This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death.
Either it goes or I do option three toot toot
option four so ends this wild life spell with an a but I guess he said it so it's
not really it's not really clear either way if that's how we meant it. Or finally, I should never have gotten into my death bed.
So we're back to you, Lloyd.
You got Achilles, Jesus of Nazareth.
I shall see thee soon.
The wallpaper and I are fighting a jewel to the death.
Either it goes or I do.
Toot toot.
So ends this wild life.
Or I should never have gotten into my death bed.
He's a famous wit.
He is, yeah.
And these are all very witty.
I could see him saying any of these.
Such a such a strange choice of people he's going to immediately meet.
Jesus and Achilles.
Achilles, yeah.
Like they're hanging out.
Like, yeah, I think I know this.
Well, I feel like it's I thought he had a problem with the curtains in his room.
Oh, right. So I reckon it's the wallpaper.
All right. Yeah. Locking it in.
And it's a kind of arch.
Bon Mo. Yes. Yeah.
I thought that was you having a go at this day call.
Passively.
I'm, I'm so glad that you said Bonmoll before I did, because I thought it was Bonmoll.
I think it's one of those ones I've only ever seen written down.
Is it spelled with a T?
It is spelled with a T.
Yeah, but I just.
That makes sense that it is silent.
I'm so glad you said it.
Bon mot.
Yeah, but I don't know you've made me doubt myself.
No, I would not.
It's French, right?
Yeah, I guess.
Please don't, don't, never take doubt from me pronouncing something.
I'm not good at, and French in particular is, you know, I've never.
Weak point.
I remember trying, and I know this is a common thing in France, but I remember trying to
engage in French, learn a phrase and try to engage with a shopkeeper in French.
They just replied, don't.
What was it?
Bonjour?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
He's like, don't.
Please don't. What do you want? What was it? Bonjour? Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
It's like don't. Please don't. What do you want?
Please don't.
Yes, but you're right. It's classic Bon Mo.
Bon Movember. Is that anything?
No bad ideas. No bad ideas in improv.
That's a clip. Clip it up.
Zip zaps up.
Please don't.
What do you think?
Oh, you have to run through the answers.
Lloyd's, he's kind of said that he reckons he's got the right one, but you got Achilles.
Jesus of Nazareth, I shall see thee soon.
You got the wallpaper and I are fighting a jewel to the death.
Either it goes or I.
Toot toot.
Toot toot is pretty good.
It's unclear if he was died in a car crash or.
Toot toot. I don't know if he was died in a car crash or died in his last week.
So ends his wild life.
Or I should never have gotten into my death bed.
I feel like, you know, notorious kind of intellectual unwit.
Yeah.
To make an incredibly weak pun.
What a way to go, mate. That's what in your time.
Yeah.
Oh, let's go.
You let's go Jesus.
Achilles.
Let's go Jesus. I think that's always a little party.
When in doubt, go with Jesus.
Go with Jesus.
All right. Here's who wrote the answers.
I should never have gotten into my deathbed.
That was Lloyd Langford.
Fantastic stuff.
If you didn't spell wild with the E, I would have chosen that one. Lloyd, you've got yours ready to go now.
When you're ready.
Yes.
I think that's a great one.
If it was your name.
No, not the wild one, but the death bear one.
I thought they were the same.
No, I'm going to do the white life anyway.
That one was by Piper.
Okay.
The question out of the house to to that was Lizzie.
Toodles. question out of the house to toot. That was Lizzie.
Toodles.
Achilles, Jesus of Nazareth, I shall see thee soon.
Lizzie, who went for that? That was Stephen, a.k.a.
the other question writer from the Netherlands.
And that means Lloyd is corrected.
Is the wallpaper and I fighting a duel to the death?
Either it goes or I do.
Apparently, according to biography.com, it sounds like he he did say it, but it
probably wasn't his last words.
He might've said a couple of weeks before he died or something, but it's sort of
commonly referred to as his final words.
So that round, Lloyd gets a point.
You're on the board. on the board, Lloyd.
On the board, Lord.
And the house gets a point there as well.
So the halfway mark, Lloyd's on one,
house is on two, but out in front,
Lizzy Hoo is on three points.
All right, question number four.
This one comes from Kelly Clark from Wadjuk Noongar country.
And the question is, what is the name of the smallest island in the Witless Bay Ecological Reserve
in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada?
Basically, you just got to come up with an island name.
It's not necessarily relevant.
It is the smallest island in Witless Bay Ecological Reserve off the coast of Canada but basically just got to come up with a name you know a unique name for
an island while you're writing your answers. Here's a little more info about Oscar Wilde.
Piper writes and I didn't know this his full name is Oscar Fingal O'Flarity Wills Wilde.
O'Flarity Wills Wilde. Yeah. Quite like O'Flarity. O'Flarity wills wild. Yeah. Quite like O'Flarity.
O'Flarity is great.
Steven writes Oscar Wilde was famous through his wits.
Some other iconic quips include, I have some tastes.
I require only the best.
That's a bon mot if I've ever heard of him.
And bigamy is having one wife too many.
So is monogamy.
That is the, that's Bon Mot.
Bon Mot.
Bon Mot.
Oh no.
According to biography.com, once a successful playwright and poet, Oscar Wilde was living
nearly penniless in a hotel room in Paris when he died at the age of 46 in November
of 1900.
But as he was famous for his witticisms, it's
tempting to accept that this wallpaper quip were his last words, but it doesn't sound
like that's true. According to biographer Richard Elman, Wilde made the remark to a
friend Claire de Prats at least a few weeks before he died.
Hmm.
Hey, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break.
All right, we're back. Here is question number four.
What is the name of the smallest island in the Witless Bay Ecological Reserve in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada?
Little Island.
Isle de Bitch.
Can you spell bitch? B-I-T-C-H-E?
Maybe it's Bichet.
Bichet.
It's probably Bichet.
South Nuban Island.
PP Island.
Or Moose Nads Island.
Moose Nads.
So I think we're back to you, Lizzie.
What do you like in here?
Little Island, Isle de Beche, South Nuban Island, Pepe Island or Moose Nads Island?
I like Moose Nads.
Yes.
But I'm not going to choose them.
I think I'm going to go Pepe. Pee-pee island. Pee-pee island. That's cute.
It's tiny.
It's got a little pee-pee, pee-pee island.
Yeah.
Oh, there is a co-pee-pee in Thailand, isn't there?
Co-pee-pee.
Pee-pee is like a small thing as well, right?
Is it?
I just think of it as urine.
Yeah.
Okay.
But maybe, wee is a small thing.
Oh, yeah.
So maybe it is pee-pee. Yeah. Probably in some, yeah. But maybe, we is a small thing. Ah, yeah. So maybe it is PP.
Yeah, go.
Probably in some, yeah.
P, oh.
Yeah, I'm just going, is it P-E-E?
P-E-E, P-E-E.
Yeah, I'm gonna go PP.
PP Island, all right, look at the end, word.
I'm gonna go Isle of the Bitch.
Yeah.
I feel like there's a larger island,
slightly larger island, and then this smaller island
is that island's bit.
And there's just a leather chain linking them.
Yeah, it's sort of a rope bridge or something.
A little leather chain.
All right, well, here's who wrote the answers.
Moose Nads Island Island that was the house.
Nice try. I thought I would have got you there. Little Island that was Lizzie. Very inventive.
South Nubbin Island that was Lloyd. Nubbin is such a fun word if it is even a word.
I use it to mean like a little thing. Yeah, a little nubbin.
I love it.
South nubbin.
I'll the beach.
Lloyd went for that.
That was Kelly, the question writer.
Oh drutz.
And that means Lizzie is correct.
PP Island.
You're on fire.
So, what are your correct guesses?
Wow.
She's here to win.
Well, you're doing that so far. guesses. Wow. She's here to win.
Well, you're doing that so far.
Lloyd's on one, the house on three, Lizzie out in front on four points.
Going into the penultimate round.
This question comes from Dean Cooley from Ohio, AKA God's country.
In Dean's words, and mine to be honest, I fully back him up on that.
Some people will say that Ohio is like one of the flyover states. Not not me.
No, I mean, I've never been there.
No, but I would never fly over it.
I only I only know it for that song about them.
Yeah, no guard killing all the students on the.
Yeah, for dead in Ohio.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe it is better to fly over.
Is it the Bradford of America?
That was a long time ago.
I don't think they like that.
No, it's all it's all fine and dandy.
Yeah.
Yes.
Perfectly.
I think things have.
Yeah, they've turned a corner.
Calm down.
Now that the right guy's in charge.
Well, your words, Louis.
Ha ha ha.
So Dean's question is, what is Canadian Lindsay
Namath best known for?
Lindsay Namath.
There's a person called Lindsay Namath.
What are they best known for?
Lindsay Namath. While you're best known for? Lindsay Namath.
While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about PP Island.
According to Wiki, PP Island is a small island located in the province
of Newfoundland and Labrador.
I'm so gun shy about saying Newfoundland because I said it wrong at one point and
got feedback on it. They told me how they sent me a video of how to pronounce it and I can't remember what that video said. Newfoundland.
I think they call it Newfie. You could just say Newfie. Great.
I like that all apes them. Yeah, Newfie. Yeah, Newfie. It's the smallest of the
four islands in the Witless Bay Ecological Reserve.
Shortly after it was incorporated in a Witless Bay in 983, the name was changed from Pebble Island to
Pepe Island. Pepe Island provides a breeding ground for up to 1,300 pairs of Atlantic puffin
and is part of the largest Atlantic puffin colony in North America. There's only 250 meters from the mainland. It is easily viewed from the village of St. Michael's in the
East Coast Trail. Yeah apparently I don't think you're able to access it because
it's like it's just there for the puffins. Alright answers are in for
question number five. What is Canadian Lindsay Namath best known for?
She popularized the term Canadian tuxedo when referring to someone wearing double denim.
They're the undefeated North American hot dog eating champion.
He invented the best selling app that rated the cleanliness and quality of public toilets.
She holds the world record for the fastest time visiting every single Disney theme park around
the world in just over 75 hours or was Avril Lavigne's manager?
Well, I mean, what a dream gig.
What was the name of this?
Lindsay Nemeth.
Lindsay.
So you got?
Can you spell the Lindsay?
Oh, interesting.
L-I-N-D-S-A-Y.
Does that...
Because it's a kind of unisex name, but is that a...?
I pictured man.
I think that's the...
I feel like that that's the male way of spelling it, but who knows with those?
Yeah. You know, crazy who knows with those. Yeah.
You know, crazy. Go on, get a little Bradfordian.
Let's see a rant.
Well, they're only race rights.
They're not doing gender stuff in Bradford.
They're actually really progressive with gender stuff.
Yeah.
And a big shout out to all our listeners in
Bradford.
Yeah, the lake is lovely.
Of all nationalities.
I love the lake.
All right, Lloyd, what do you think?
In reverse order, Avril Lavigne's manager,
world record for visiting every Disney theme park,
inventing the best selling app about
public toilets,
hot dog eating champion
or
started the term Canadian
tuxedo.
Hmm.
I feel like initially
I was drawn towards the Disney
one, not because I mean,
I feel like Disney adults should
be stopped.
Grow up.
It's like the worst personality trait.
But then when you spelt the name, I was like, I think it's a guy.
So I'm going to go with the public toilet.
Right. Locking in public toilets.
At least that's what he was telling his wife.
Right. Locking in public toilets. At least that's what he was telling his wife.
Every time.
Yeah, I'm doing it up. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just checking out every public toilet.
Yeah. The cleanliness.
And quality.
So people can pee pee in them.
That's all.
Nothing to do with squirting.
All right. That's in my past. Anyway, I'll be back late tonight. Nothing to do with squirting or anything.
That's in my past.
Anyway, I'll be back late tonight.
Toot toot.
That'd be a great name for the app.
Yes, any toilet related app.
Yeah.
What do you think, Lizzie?
Oh, I think I'm gonna go hot dog eating champion.
Sounds like
Yeah, it's it's instantly made me hungry for hot dogs
And I had one for dinner last night. You did it's not like homemade. Yeah
What do you put on it? Yeah with a lot. What's the lot? Well, the lot is
That's a good question because it's probably different or in Chicago
I was there a couple of years ago
and they had a lot with there.
It was a shame board for people who asked for tomato sauce.
A shame board.
They're like in Chicago that is.
Whoa.
That's a no no.
So you can ask for it, but you have to pose for a photo
and be put up on the shame board.
I love that.
Yeah, they do like that.
So I didn't do that, you know.
Yeah.
I'll be, I'll be have my arm twisted into any local culture stuff.
But the yeah, they had like relish, like veggies and stuff,
pickles and stuff. It was really nice.
Loved it.
You could have filled your cheeks up like a hamster with ketchup before you went in.
Oh, yeah.
Then no shame.
Yeah.
Just like fake blood coming out of your mouth.
So he's right.
The answers.
Avril Lavigne's manager, that was Lizzy Who.
Cleverly avoiding any pronouns in that so yeah I did notice that popularize the Canadian
tuxedo term that was the house like what's something about Canada right right I've already used moose naps in the question before.
Avril Lavigne's manager.
Yeah.
Lizzy Who went for undefeated North American hot dog eating champion.
That was Lloyd.
I reckon hot dog sales just sparked around Bradford and other places.
Where can I get a good hot dog here?
Yeah, good question.
Got the urge now. I don't mind if Brad was. The fries ones get a good hot dog here? Yeah, good question. They've got the urge.
Like I don't mind if the fries ones are pretty good.
OK. They're like veggie vegan ones.
Oh, no, I think.
But I don't know.
There's not a there's not a like a.
I'll go bratwurst.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you want to get a little Germany or a farmer's market sometimes.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's like the Hofbrae house, maybe in the city. Oh, yeah want to get a little Germany. Or a farmer's market sometimes. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
There's like the Hofbra House maybe in the city.
Oh, yeah. They probably do one. Do a little. Surely.
Ratwurst.
Lloyd went for the the toilet app.
That was Dean.
The question on, OK, the house.
Meaning you were you would have been right.
You're on the right track.
It was the Disney theme park.
Disney adult.
But it was a she.
Oh, yeah.
Which is the reason, the reason they put you off.
So, but you still got a point for Lizzie guessing yours and the house got a point as well.
Making things even up a little bit going into the final round.
Lloyd's on two, but Lizzie and the house both on four points.
But you two get triple points in this final round, whereas the house does not. So. Lloyd's on two, but Lizzie in the house worth them four points, but you two get triple points
in this final round, whereas the house does not, so.
Anyone's game.
Still truly anyone's game.
We always finish with a movie synopsis.
Oh, that's right.
Oh my god, this is a real Canadian heavy episode.
The final question comes from Vancouver
by a listener going by the name Dogmata.
Don't know if that's the birth name,
but I think beautiful name for a boy or girl.
As in D-O-G new word M-E-R-T-Y-R.
Yeah.
I feel like this is a nonderplume sort of thing.
Yeah.
How, and that's another one that I don't know if I've ever said out loud.
Am I?
That's actually num de plume.
Num de plume.
I feel so silly.
So, dog's question is.
Doggy.
What is the synopsis of the 1981 movie Shock Treatment?
What is the synopsis of the 1981 movie Shock Treatment?
So this would be your longest answer, Lord.
I'm kind of vaguely aware of that.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to avoid it, I guess.
Well, play your cards close to your chest there, Lord.
You could be coming from the clouds here
while they're writing their answers. I'll let the listeners know a bit more about
this Disney World Record according to Guinness World Records. The chance to...
this is a whole article about it by the way. I haven't read it yet but I assume
it is interesting so let's get into it. The chance to visit a Disney theme park
would be a dream come true for many children and
adults but can you imagine travelling to all 12 in just over 3 days?
Canadian Lindsay Nemeth took just 75 hours and 6 minutes to visit each of the magical
attractions, earning the record for the fastest time to visit all Disney theme parks.
Starting in California, US, a meticulously planned journey took her around the world
in under four days with her epic journey ending in Japan.
Since I was a child, I've always wanted to hold a record.
Add to that, I'm a die-hard Disney fan.
Disney taught me that there is no such thing as impossible and to do as dreamers do, she
said.
The avid blogger says travel is her ultimate passion, especially covering wide distances
in a short span of time.
So she really enjoys the journey, not the destination, like hanging out at the place
she lands in, obviously.
Needless to say, the 31-year-old was the perfect candidate to tackle this record title.
Lindsay's journey began in Disneyland, California, where she took the first of a series of flights
that would jet her around the world.
She then made her way to Florida where she documented her attendance at all parks at
the Walt Disney World Resort which included Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios and
Animal Kingdom.
As Lindsay could afford no delays, her only option for sleeping was on the plane rides.
Her biggest obstacle was making sure she didn't miss any of her scheduled flights. After conquering all the theme parks in
the United States, her next stop was Europe where she journeyed to Disneyland
and Walt Disney Studios in Paris, France. For the final leg of her race against
the clock, Lindsay visited Shanghai Disney Resort and Hong Kong Disneyland
Resort before ending her grand trek at Tokyo
Disneyland and Tokyo DisneySea.
The Guinness World Record's guidelines for this attempt stated, she must go on at least
one ride and retrieve two witness statements in every attraction she entered, making the
challenge even more difficult.
Despite this, Lindsay gave herself a personal goal of less than 80 hours which she managed to achieve with a few hours to spare. The globe-trotting record
holder took her achievement a step further by raising money for Air Canada Foundation,
a charity she's an ambassador for. After completing her long-winded trek across the
world, it's safe to say that this blogger took travel goals to a new level.
What a beautiful way to end that beautiful article summary.
All right, answering for the final question, which is what is the synopsis of the 1981 movie Shock Treatment?
Here are your options.
Maggie has been training her purebred poodle Charlie for years now, and they are set to finally win gold in the dog show.
The dog show of the world.
A wrench is thrown in their plans when her brother Barry brings a stray dog
home to her home and gives Charlie fleas.
While the treatment should be an easy one, they are in for a shock.
A wrench!
That's option one.
Option two, mild-mannered electrician Sparky Johnson gets accidentally electrocuted by
50,000 volts and instead of dying, realizes he can now harness the power of electricity.
Will he use the powers for good or bad?
I'll tell you, it's bad.
Starring Rick Moranis, Parker Posey and the first ever movie role for Courtney Cox as
electrocuted sex worker number two.
That's your second option.
Option three.
Shock treatment follows the lives of Brad and Janet in the fictional town of Denton.
The town has been placed under the control of a television network involving the entire
population in their reality programs.
Brad finds himself committed to the local mental hospital while Janet enjoys her newfound
fame.
Geez.
Two very different experiences there.
Option 4.
A group of 12 strangers are locked in a dungeon and they must work together to escape.
Complicating things.
If their captors witness any funny business, they receive a shock through their electrified
shackles.
As the cerebral suspense intensifies, the group soon has to ask, can we even trust each
other?
Or finally, set in the early 1900s, a scientist's quest to uncover the truth of medicinal cocaine
takes a spicy turn when he falls in love.
He grapples with love, addiction and personal pain.
A thrilling story about the risk-taking origins of
modern medicine all right Lizzie what do you reckon I mean all I'm hearing is
five great films exceptional yeah I'd watch them all I just I'm you know all
of these I'm like oh how does it end yeah does the dog make it to the show
the dog show the dog show so you got the dog show you to the show the dog show the dog show?
So you got the dog show you got the electrician who harnesses the power for bad
Rick Moran is playing the parka crazy one. Yes, I could Johnson. That's right
Then you got Brad and Janet
In the town that's taken over by reality TV and Brad is committed to the mental hospital.
Then you got the 12 strangers who are held captive in a dungeon and shocked if they try any funny business.
Uh huh.
And then they're not even sure if they can trust each other.
Well, finally, a period piece about a scientist's quest to uncover the truths of medicinal cocaine. I think I'm the 12 strangers.
Funny business.
Getting shocked.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go for that.
All right.
Locking it in.
Although funny business sounds like something Lloyd would say.
Hey, what's all this funny business?
You're my dumb joke.
Behave yourselves.
Yeah.
I'll do it. I'll shock you.
You're getting zips up zops.
All right.
So lock that in.
Yeah. Lock it in. All right. So lock that in. Yeah. Lock it in.
All right.
Locked in.
It's never good when you get a second chance to lock it in.
Hey, remember I'm playing as well.
Maybe I'm trying to mess with you.
Maybe.
Lloyd, what do you think?
When you said the title of the film, I was like, I know this there's like a 1980s
kind of Italian horror exploitation film Peter cushion as a
Scientist that reanimates Nazi zombies. I've got I've got this down par. I know it and it wasn't one of the options
So now I'm confused.
I'm looking it up, but it definitely there were more than one.
Oh, the one you're talking about Shockwaves.
Ah, 1977.
OK, that sounds like a great future question on this show.
I will go for Brad and Janet.
Brad and Janet in the town taken over by reality TV, though it feels a bit early for reality TV, but I'll lock it in.
Head of its game.
Head of its game?
Yeah, that'll do.
It started a game and got ahead of it.
If you could get ahead of the game, sure.
But if it's your own game, I think you can brag about being ahead of it. If you could get ahead of the game, sure. But if it's your own game,
I think you can brag about being ahead of it.
You make it an easy time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. Here's the right. The answers.
Dog Marder wrote the one about the dog.
Oh, classic.
The one about medicinal cocaine. that was Lizzy Who?
No one, no one took the bass.
Geez, that sounded like a, that to me sounds like a real movie.
Yeah.
Okay.
Was it based on anything or is that just full off the dome?
That was off the dome.
The one about mild-mannered electrician Sparky Johnson played by Rick Moranis,
that was Lloyd.
Again, that feels like a by Rick Moranis. That was Lloyd.
Again, that feels like a real Rick Moranis.
You can picture him as a, you know, the glasses are a bit skew if. And I'm probably just picturing him in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
But still, yeah, that's good stuff.
Slash the one with the big flower that eats things.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
Yes, maybe that was also that.
Lizzie went for the group of strangers in the dungeon.
Dogmata also wrote that one.
So a point for the house.
That means Lloyd is correct.
It is Brad and Janet.
Wow.
And I'd never heard of this, but it's the secret of the Rocky Horror Picture Wow. And I'd never heard of this.
It's the sequel to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Oh, you had heard of it.
Yeah.
You played that really well.
You tricked me.
Well, when you said Brad and Janet, I was like, that's Rocky Horror.
And then they made the sequel that apparently was like a big flop.
Yeah, it was a big flop.
But apparently, I didn't even know there was a big flop but apparently some some really
enjoyed it like I mean I should say critics on Rotten Tomatoes have a 43%
overall approval rating but audience has 62% so it's like there's way rougher
scores than that but a review by Alan Jones reads make no mistake about shock
treatment it is as entertaining and as funny as the Rocky Horror Picture Show But a review by Alan Jones reads, make no mistake about shock treatment.
It is as entertaining and as funny as the Rocky Horror Picture Show, perhaps even more
so as it is a totally new entertainment.
Which is a weird phrase, but yeah, some people really love it and reckon it's underrated.
And I think maybe in time people have enjoyed it more.
All right, final score check after the final round.
Things. Oh my God.
Things got interesting.
Wow.
In, in, I guess, third place on four points.
It's Lizzy who's been jumping into the lead on equal first on five points a piece it's Lloyd in the house.
Wow what a thrilling game. Yeah really came from the clouds late there. Yeah. So yeah geez Louise
can you believe it? But that brings to the end end of the episode. Lloyd, where can people find you? I know you don't like this sort of thing.
At Lloyd Langford.
And I...
Is that it?
Today, I will be in op shops in the Brunswick area.
Yeah, OK.
A lot of good stuff.
What are you in the market for?
I'm always in the market for secondhand books and compact discs.
Oh, interesting.
Yes. And sometimes books and compact discs. Oh, interesting. Yes.
And sometimes books and toys for Gwen.
Yeah, great.
And I know you're not keen to tell anyone about it, but you're on at the replay festival
at the Comedy Republic.
I'm still touring my show, Powerful Energy.
So I'm doing, I think when this comes out, I'll do Melbourne and then I'm going to Noosa
and I think Ballarat, Geelong, a few other places.
Oh, sick.
Sutherland Theatre.
Lovely.
Yeah.
So it's like if you put-
Noosa, that's a nice way to spend the winter.
Yeah.
Well, I posted up that I was going to Noosa and then I've had a couple of messages about
a very famous nude beach.
Oh, people going, what are they?
What are the messages?
That's your powerful energy.
Are the messages saying, I'd love to take you there?
Are they just saying beware of this area?
No, it's a very good, like a very famous nude beach.
Are you known for frequenting the nudist beach?
Are you a known known for frequenting the nudist bitch? You're a known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, known, What have you got some shows coming up? Yeah, I do. I've got the replay shows and they're in Melbourne.
And then I think I'm going to Bendigo and Perth.
Yes, I'm just looking up. You're in Sydney on your on your site here.
Yes.
Oh, that's early next year.
Yeah, that's very early next year.
No set date yet.
But yeah, Sydney, sign up.
Awesome.
But yeah, just yeah.
Bendigo Comedy Festival.
Bendigo Comedy Festival.
Yeah, cool.
Awesome.
Oh, thanks both of you for joining us.
Thank you for having me.
What a fun time.
Yeah.
I had, I really can't speak for you.
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Goodbye.
Toot toot.
that um so that that ski with sound baffle behind you is really gonna put me
on edge that's much better
oh no now they're all they're not even
all at the same level I'll just get a Get a boy. I'm so sorry. Yeah, that. Just give me that. Now you've told me I'm gonna be no, no, no.
No.
No, no, I can't.
It's because, you know, the other podcasts
who use the studio have started
wanting to make their own backdrops.
So they take them down and put up like,
signage for their own show, so.
Losers. Which one?
Well, that's what I think. That, but it's clear that they are losers, right? Losers. That's the way you know it, though, that's what I think. That's clear that they'll lose us, right?
That's the way you know, though, is this like a brand everything?
Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. Do you want to buy my hat?
Asian gracefully?
No, they've all sold.
Yeah. It's the other one.
You know, that's like the most humiliating thing.
I'll never do merch again.
It's the most humiliating thing to do after a show.
You've never done it?
Yeah.
I just, I can't.
It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it.
I mean, I wouldn't be able to do it.
I'd have to get someone else.
It's so humiliating.
It is, yeah.
But then, yeah, you get someone else
and it's like, what's the point of doing this anyway? My mate was touring in the States and he was telling me about it and it's like,
it's so grim. It's how they make their money, but it's, you have to get all the t-shirts
and everything printed up with your like punch lines on.
Oh, I'll never do it again.
I'll never do it again. Just that, people are like, great show.
No, I don't need to.
Great, yeah, no I don't.
I don't know, like in the UK people buy merch a lot, but in Australia they don't seem to for some reason.
Fair enough.
I've never bought merch.
I haven't gigged there for a while, but it wasn't really a thing when I was there.
Some people would sell DVDs and CDs and stuff, but, you know, like, like homemade.
Yeah.
Usually.
There was a guy that was famous for selling a DVD of the set that he just performed.
Oh, you want a memento of the night.
So, but it was like filmed like eight years prior or something.
So he'd be like, do you want to buy a DVD?
And people were like, yeah, that was great.
And then they would get home and they'd go, this was exactly the same joke.
Oh my God.
That's funny.
But yeah, that's one way to make sure people, you know, they come along and they can say the jokes with you next time.
All right, great. So any questions before we get going? I'll I'll got my phone on and I'll just put it on silent so I can message you but it won't disrupt.
Is that okay? Is there any?
Yeah, that's yeah, it's a funny setup to a show where you're like,
alright guests, you need your phones out.
Yeah.
And every second guest has ADHD.
So they're like, oh, yep, sorry.
Yeah, what were you?
Sick. Alright.
So did you do 8 out of ten cuts does countdown or whatever?
I used to be a writer for John Richardson, who was one of the one of the captain team captain.
Yeah.
Him and I started comedy at the same time together.
All right. Yeah.
So I used to work for I think I've only written for him on that show.
I can't remember. Yeah. So I used to work for, I think I've only written for him on that show.
I can't remember. Did you, I mean, these might be other false credits, but you, you were a
regular on his radio show.
Yeah.
Okay.
So some of the things I could believe.
Um, yeah, I think writing for the show is, you know, it's more
impressive than being on it anyway.
Yeah, I kind of, I mean, I liked like I like working with him because he was a mate
So it's kind of easy. We already had you already have that kind of friendship
So you're not like right, you know in awe of a person or dancing around the put should I make this joke or not?
Right, right. And yeah, you know their voice pretty well and all that sort of stuff. You're very whiny, annoying voice.
And he's he's aware of that.
He leans into it. Yeah.
Trying to think who it is.
Do I do an impression quickly for Lizzie and then he's got like curly hair
and he's very misanthropic.
OK.
Hello. This guy. Ohthropic. Okay. Hello.
This guy.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Hello.
You're right, you are.
You did go a long way back.
You nailed his voice very quickly there.
Hello.
Isn't that a, that's an improv game.
Zapping and zopping.
Zip and zip, zip, zip, zip, zap.
Oh.
Should we come back?
Yeah. Isn't that a... That's an improv game.
Zappin' and zoppin'.
Zippin' zippin' zip-zopp zap.
Oh, should we play quickly now?
No, let's not.
Do we need to get a place in our occupation?
No, you just...
It's that hand one, you know, where you go around in a set.
You ever done that?
I'm admitting. Oh, I'm sorry.
Improv group hand thing. Improv level one, yeah. I did level one. Yeah, you didn't zip-zop-zap. It's in hacks actually. There's a circle pass an imaginary energy or focus
by saying the words.
Oh, I've done that.
I've half done that.
You've done that.
Yeah.
Zip, zap, zop in sequence.
Yeah.
The game can be played with clapping and pointing or just with the words.
Yeah.
It's great to have options.
And then you kill yourself afterwards.
The goal is to maintain the sequence and speed of the energy transfer, which players are
eliminated for mistakes or hesitations.
Sounds lamer than a remnant.
I thought it was going to sound lame, but he's true of improv in general.
Yeah.
Pass an imaginary energy, that's enough to know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
They needed to, They were already tight.
Yeah, no icebreakers required.
I know.
Zip-zop-zap, it's very similar to slip-zop-slap.
It is actually.
Did you grow up with that in Wales?
Slip-zop-slap?
Are you high?
We were protected by the almost near constant cloud cover.
Yeah, yeah.
And lack of hole in the ozone.
You know, they've added a few. Slide.
Slide on some sunnies and squirt.
Squirt. Yeah. Squirt on sunscreen.
Not everyone can do that.
Is it a myth?
I think it's a myth. If I haven't come across it, it's a myth.
Oh yeah, probably internationalist might not know slip,
slip, slip either.
It's like a sun care.
It's a very famous adverture, right?
Old East Logan.
Is it like an Australian thing?
I think so.
Yeah.
Slip, slip, slap.
Don't forget. Slip on slip, slap. Don't forget.
Slip on some.
I can't remember.
Slip on a shirt.
Slip on a shirt.
Slip on a hat.
Slip on some sunscreen and squirt on.
What is that? Mozzie repellent or something like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which is, you know, some people say it has that quality, but.
Thanks.
And we're back.
You're the week this is coming out out Lloyd, you're on it.
The Republic for the replay festival.
Yes.
Is that all right?
That's probably already sold out I imagine.
I don't think it is.
I'm getting lots of emails about marketing strategies.
Oh, well it was one of them.
Face to camera.
Yeah, and I'm just like, it'll be fine.
Yeah, yeah. I'm at the stage of my career now where I'll just play to whoever's there.
You accept that.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, this is all you deserve.
I'm not doing a face to camera to get an extra 10 people in.
I'll lose those extra 10 people and have maintained dignity.
That's brilliant. Wait, to the point where you wouldn't even plug it on a show like this? people and have maintained dignity.
That's brilliant. Wait, to the point where you wouldn't even plug it on a show like this?
Not at all.
No, no.
I'll plug mine though.
Yeah.
I'm a whore.
You're on there.
I'll do the face to Cali run.
Are you doing the Comedy Republic?
Yeah, I am.
Yeah, sick.
July 31st, August 1st.
Oh, OK.
Not sold. That is so that is sold.
That is many tickets.
That's like next week.
Is it?
When this comes out.
Oh, perfect.
Panic.
What?
Yeah, this is coming out on July 21st.
Oh, perfect.
Good timing.
That's great.
So yeah.
And go see Lloyd.
You should see Lloyd as well.
I'm going to plug both. Yeah, let's plug Lloyd. And. And go see Lloyd. You should see Lloyd as well. I'm gonna plug both.
Yeah, let's plug Lloyd.
And yeah, come see me.
I'm turning up the East Coast.
Oh!
I don't think I'm doing Melbourne, I can't remember.
Okay.
But I'm elsewhere.
East Coast.
And then UK in September.
I'm doing my first whale show, Lloyd, in Swansea.
Oh, lovely.
Going to do a live one of this part
and my festival show. Bit ofsea. Oh lovely. Going to a live one of this part and
my festival show.
Bit of fun.
Swansea and he is it where does it sit next to Bradford?
Oh it's south of Bradford.
Yeah. Yeah.
Considerebly.
But I mean more.
I mean more like.
In terms of race riot.
In terms of riot.
There's fewer.
I would say not.
So Bradford is like a high end.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
High end race, right, Callum?
I don't know much.
I will look in a Swansea more, but I don't at this point don't know anything about it.
Apart from it's like the second biggest city in Wales.
It's all it's a home of Dylan Thomas, the famous playwright.
Oh, there you go.
An author.
Yeah.
And drunk. Yeah. Probably had a there you go. Author. Yeah. Drunk.
Yeah.
Probably had a few bonmos.
Yeah.
It's where are you doing in Swansea?
This is probably a chat for after the.
Yeah. Well, I mean, I feel like this
this bit might not make it at
Elseum.
I don't know.
No.
At El Siam. Does that mean anything to you?
No.
There used to be a nightclub in Swansea that I used to go to when I was underage called Quids Inn.
Quids Inn.
And it was a pound to get in.
And all of the drinks were a pound.
And the violence was free.
The pounding.
It's on high street Swansea.
Oh, yeah. LCM Gallery and Bar.
Oh, that's gallery.
That feels. Yeah.
Keep the riff ruff.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I think of this as art.
So I think a gallery is an appropriate venue for it.
I love a puffin.
Puffins are sick looking, they don't look real.
Nah, they look like toucans kind of.
Yeah, but puffier.
Yeah, and cuter.
Yeah, they're like a penguin and a toucan got together.
Yeah. And that's how I like to think of it happening.
Yeah.
And they made a superior, you know, better than the sum of its parts.
And the parts were great.
I love loving a puffin.
Loving a puffin.
Imagine a nubbin puffin.
A little nubbin puffin.
A little nubbin puffin.
Pretty cute.
That would be pretty cute.
All right.
If you live across from PPA Island, you just look out your window and it's just wall to wall puffins.
Fuck it.
It's going to watch it.
Yeah. Draw the blinds of puffins.
Just here in this sort of bangin on the wall.
Yes, the whole island's rocking at the moment.
It's that time of the wall. Jeez, the whole island's rocking at the moment. It's that time of the year.
Oh, what do I have? Onion, cheese.
Beautiful. Mustard and tomato sauce.
Yeah, I like the combo mustard.
Yeah, yeah.
The American mustard.
Yeah, that yellow, like really unrealistic looking colored mustard.
I did a Bunnings sausage sizzle to raise money for Gwen's kindergarten.
Like I was cooking sausages and stuff.
And when people came over to order, if they didn't want mustard, I lost respect for them.
Put them on the board. The Bunnings shame board.
No mustard.
Yeah, that's crazy.
If an adult orders no mustard, pretty confident they're at Disney.
Yeah.
Oh, alright.
Sorry. Oh, sorry.
If anyone's like holding it in at home, that is the worst noise to be hearing.
Really hope that the sound of the water being poured there came through.
Otherwise we sound a little insane then.
Yeah.
So you're obviously, I've never been to a Disneyland, but I do know adults who are in it.
Like Zach Ruane from Aunty Donna is a big Disneyland, Disney park head.
I see that for him.
Yeah.
That checks out.
Yeah, you haven't been shocked by it.
Yeah.
But what about, I like a theme park?
Yeah, I love, you know, I like to go on rollercoasters and stuff.
But Disney, I feel like that means you're into the whole franchise, right?
Yeah, just like I just imagine going to their house and they've got like,
oh, yeah, paintings of Mickey on the wall.
Yeah.
I don't imagine Zach's got that, but I haven't been to his house.
Maybe it is a like a clowny sort of nightmare
Yeah, just ticking Mickey clock. Yeah
Yeah
Let's ask him
Okay, I think I've got my one
Oh gosh, this is...
Yeah, you know have like Disney themed weddings and stuff. I've never watched really that many Disney movies. My mum was always against me watching anything too American.
Isn't that funny? That's such an Australian millennial pairing experience. My dad would talk about it.
American crap. Yeah, but he would also love Seinfeld and stuff.
I'm like, well.
She didn't mind The Simpsons.
Yeah, The Simpsons he liked as well.
But there were certain shows and looking back, he was right.
They were the crap American shows.
So maybe he wasn't, I always read it as like him hating on American
somebody was just like just giving context to the kind of crap it was.
Yeah.
Gwen, Gwen is a very big fan of the Jungle Book.
Oh, yeah.
And if you if you watch it on, well, when I first started watching it with her on Disney Plus,
there's like a kind of content warning.
Oh.
At the start.
Because that it was things have changed a bit and.
Yes.
But the content warning doesn't come up anymore.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, that's America.
Things have changed.
They don't warn you anymore.
That's so interesting.
That is interesting.
That's so interesting.
It's one of the things they were going to change.
Unless they were just like they knew through the algorithms that I wouldn't be bothered.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
After having watched it eight times, they're like, we don't, you know,
what's coming up.
Wow.
It is a good movie.
I mean, I didn't watch The Lion King until my adult life.
See him.
How'd you take it?
Yeah.
I remember watching it.
I thought it was great.
School.
Oh, I actually went sort of the cinemas.
In primary school.
Yeah.
Wow.
Lucky.
So yeah, I remember driving around in friends' family cars
and they had the Lion King soundtrack on
and I had no idea.
I felt very left out.
It's quite traumatic actually.
Yeah, and they're singing words like Hakuna Matata.
What the hell is this nonsense?
Everyone's having a good time.
I'm like, oh gosh.
I mean, it does explain.
Well, this family loves each other.
Can't wait to go back home and- Yeah. I'm like, oh gosh. I mean, it does explain. This family loves each other. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha