Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 157 - Toni Lodge, Ryan Jon and Jess Perkins

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. Episode 156 features comedians Toni Lodge, Ryan Jon and Jess Perkins!Check out Matt's new stand up special: https://youtu.be/ZgukEPerWZc?si=SW8PttGAB-ly_GF8And his last stand up special: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by Murray Summerville and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, mates, the titular Matt Stewart here. Just had a great time in the UK, and I'm about to head home to film my stand-up hour bad boy at Humdinger Studios, the old stupid old studios in Brunswick and Melbourne, on the 17th of October, a Friday night. Gonna be so much fun. I would love to see you there. You can get tickets now via my website, Matt Stewartcomedy.com. Welcome to Who New with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests are out the wrong answers.

I'm the titular Matt Stewart. Now, first guest is host of the Tony and Ryan podcast. It's Tony Lodge. Hello. Thanks so much for being here. Thanks for having me. Big shout to Paul and Diane, your mom and dad. How are they going?

They well, in country, Victoria. They are good, but they're not in the country anymore. Oh, sorry. Oh, my God. I've sent their Christmas card to the wrong place. Oh, no. That is not good news. They moved to the suburbs in, I think about 30 years ago.

But, um. What suburb? Oh, wow. South. Tony moved from Richmond to Reservoir and said she moved to the country. So maybe that's where the confusion is. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll take it. I get it. Our second guest this week is also the host of the Tony and Ryan podcast. It's Ryan John. Thank you. And actually the co-host. So am I. No, you're the host.

I'm the co-host. No, I don't think that's how it works. The side kick of Tony and Ryan. Is that true? Absolutely not. Obviously not. Yep. Well, I guess, yeah, because your name comes second.

And so does he. Yeah. Really? Generous. Yeah. Very rare. He's a really nice guy. They do exist.

Our third guest this week is host of the DoGo on podcast. It's Jess Perkins. So he said host for me, which is interesting. Huge. Not a co-host. I said host for everyone. Yeah, I know. But then they had a whole conversation.

Oh, they did. Yes. You know, I just want to know where I stand. Well, you're the host. Thank you so much. Do you think you carry the show? No. No, no, no, no. I'm not sure what I, what I contribute.

Let's unpack that. Yeah. I've got to, I laugh a lot. And I think that's infectious. That is nice. So, probably that, mostly. You have a beautiful laugh. Thank you so much, Tony.

You too. When we did a little fake doco for our 500 episode, yes. You said you brought a. less cancelability by being a girl. Oh, yeah, yeah. We're not a podcast that's hosted by three straight white men. Yeah.

There's a straight white lady in there. That's nice. That is nice. That's diversity. Yeah. In podcasting. Yeah. It's pretty good.

And you talk sometimes as well, which is really nice. Yeah, if Matt lets me get a sentence complete. Oh, um, keep us rolling. I love you. So the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to. right. A convincing fake answer, I then read their answer as well as the real one, and they have to guess which one is correct. And the first question comes from listener, Kayla Hodquitz from Maine

in the US. And the question is, what does the Victorian slang term mutton shunter mean? Mutton shunter. And while they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. You get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant, another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house. And I've put it into of my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question writer. And we get to, uh, and we get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. So each of us can go up to three points per round, which seems fair. But the probability actually favours me, the house and the house always wins.

So if you've listened to a previous episode, you know, that is not necessarily the case. And to even things out, the guests get triple points in the final round. I've heard that's controversial. Some people hate it. Mm. Um, and I'm a people pleaser. So if enough people hate it, I'll stop it. Okay.

Some people, meaning audience members? Yeah. Occasionally, yeah. I've heard Claire Hooper get real upset about it. Yeah. Wow. Hoops. Yeah.

Wow, Ryan listened before he came. That's good. That's nice. Well, and he came second too. Oh, that is nice. And he listened and he came second. Oh, God. What a guy.

What a guy. Stage in for more. Our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level of our patron. dot com slash to go on pod linked in the show notes and if you want to follow us on Instagram where who knew it pod all right so I fear can I say something I fear that I've fallen into the trap of a boring answer oh not a fun one I think sometimes you have to play it boring can I say something about Tony Lodge yes Tony Lodge is the funniest person I know yes

but she also likes to win and takes things seriously yeah yeah yeah so I actually don't know how this is you know what I mean like we're talking So when I walked in, Matt goes, look, do you know how it goes? And I was like, yeah, like, I get it. I've played a similar game before. I won't name it for legal purposes. Have you been on Wheel of Fortune? Oh, my God.

Oh, take it off. That's not Wheel of Fortune. That's my house on Saturday. Goon of Fortune, I think, ends that way. Goon of Fortune. So, yeah, so you, I like it. I think that's the perfect mix. Yeah, you need.

You're the perfect guest on this show. That's your vibe. Okay, don't say that until you've heard what I said. Okay. We'll decide. We'll decide. We'll decide the people. Kayla from Maine will decide.

Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. The answer is for question number one. What does the Victorian slang term mutton shunter mean? A man who is thought to be gay as he is over 25 and unmarried. Oh, a mutton shunter, okay. Option two.

Someone who won't sleep with an older lady. Oh, that's good. Option three, in the Victorian days of sheep shunting, it was considered illegal to begin two words with the same sound as it was seen as the sounds of the devil. Option four, a loose-modelled man akin to a modern root rat. Option five, a derogatory name for a police officer similar to pig today. Or, well, finally, an insult similar to modern motherfucker.

Oh, you mutton shunter. That's how you can say it on the radio. Yeah. What do you think? I loved the one that said root rat. Yeah, it's amazing. I feel like I'm leaning towards that one. Yes.

But I also love thinking about calling someone a mutton shunter. Yeah. Like, imagine in traffic you got you fucking mutton shunter. That's so funny. Yeah, it's aggressive. What was the one that said it sounds like the devil? Yeah. That's, uh, it was considered illegal to begin two words with the same sound as they were seen as.

I'm going to go with that, but I hate that, oh, I love that I don't live in that era because I just love alliteration and things that, like, have a little poetic ring. So someone was like, oh, you can't do that because it's mutton shunting. I'd be like, fuck you. I'm moving to 2025. I don't do that because it's mutton shunting. You know what, fuck you, you're mutton shunter. Yeah. I would have been a mutton shunt and I would have copped it.

But, yeah, you're a bad boy. Back in the day, yeah. You're a bad boy. Bad boy? Bad boy Ryan John, they call him. The baddest mountain shunter in the camp. Mountain shunter, well, you can't say that. And you were going for root rat?

All right, so that leaves you, Jess. I might go for the, like, calling a cop a pig. Oh, that is good. That does seem like something you would. It would be good, yeah. Now you've got a new term to add to your... Yeah. Have you ever abused a cop, Jess?

You look like a cop, yes. user. Do I? Yeah, got that energy. That's the vibe I'm going for, yeah. But I actually haven't. You've been a resisted arrest, haven't you? Oh, yeah, of course.

Oh, well, you're politely to the actual police officers. Yeah. Yeah. But then afterwards, you go, yeah, behind their mouth it, behind their back. Yeah, I go, you fucking dogs, you fucking dogs. Yeah. You fucking shunter. You fucking shunter.

There's my ID, officer. Yeah. No, I understand. You're just doing your job. Yeah. All right, here's who wrote the answers. A man who's thought to be gay, as he's over 25 and unmarried. That was Kayla, okay, the question of,

Oh, that's pretty good. Nice, Kayla. I like that. Someone who won't sleep with an older lady, that was rhyme. That's good stuff. That's very good. That was good. It was convincing.

Because I remember a lot, like, growing up, going shopping with mum, and if she was trying something on, she'd be like, is it mutton dressed as lamb? My mum used to say that, too, before she tragically died, yeah. I didn't realize it was a tragedy. Yeah. A tragedy for me. Do you know that their mum died and it was a great day? Yeah.

Like, what's, isn't they all kinds? Well, I mean. Do you want me to call Diane? because I'm worried about your relationship. I hate for a tragedy to happen today. Yeah. Eat down in a ****. Yeah.

I shouldn't have Docs Paul and Diane probably. Yeah. Luckily in there's probably like 50 different Paul and Diane's. That's a couple living in there. Are they who the song was written after? I think they are. Do you know that I already made that joke while you weren't in the room? That is so fucking funny.

And I sang the song I went, Little Diddy about Paul and Diane. While if it was off there, you should have laughed and Oh, great original stuff. No, I was saying like best friend chat. Oh. Okay. For those who can't see us, we just fist bumped.

An insult similar to modern motherfucker that was Jess Perkins. Oh. It just has that rhythm. Yeah. And you played that off really well when we were discussing it. Thank you. You know when other people are discussing your answer and you go, I always go, yeah, that is good.

I agree. I'm thinking about that one. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, good opinion there, because I agree. I think that's very good. Somebody should choose that.

That means Tony went for Root Rat. That was also Kayla. Oh, very good though, Kayla. Yeah, that deserves a point for that. That's funny. The term Root Rat just gets me. And I liked how Kayla wrote it and then in Brackazoo, that does mean a, like, that's the male version of a slut, right? Rurit rat, wow

Yeah Fuck boy Cultural differences Also root rat You'd enjoy Alliteration Thank you Yeah

And obviously That's what you What you go by Roo rat That's in your own Ryan Ryan root rat Rout Jom

That's good Ryan You went for Alliteration That was Tony Oh Was it You knew I'd go for that

No I didn't Actually Because I thought It was the dullest one So I didn't think anyone would pick it. Sometimes dull is safe because sometimes the answers are a little bit dull. Oh, but isn't calling something safe also dull.

Oh my God, yeah. But also use like the term the sound of the devil, I thought it was quite good. Yeah. Yeah, and that is good. And for Victorian era, they were very scared of the devil. Oh. You know, not like now. Yeah, we should be now.

Yeah, we should be, but we're not. And Jess went for a drugetry known for a police officer and that was correct. Oh. Oh, what done. Mutt and shunter. So, Jess, you got a point there. Thank you so much. Tony, you get a point there.

Do I? Yes, gets a point there. Because I picked your one. As you know from previous listening. Of playing the game with some similarities. Yes. Hmm, but legally. Legally, for legal purposes, it is the price is right.

Don't tell Larry End up. Take it off. Oh, man. If Lara was here, I would be saying that too. All right. Question two comes from Ariane from Ireland. The question is, come up with a fake species of fish. Oh.

Yeah. You don't have to describe it or anything like that, Tony. Just got a name species of fish. And obviously, you know, it will be slightly unique probably. And while they're writing their answers, here's some more info on mutton shunters. According to the word genius blog, the police have been called plenty of unflattering names. This one comes from a time when mutton was used as a term for sex workers, implying that adult women dressed in revealing clothes to appear younger like lambs.

Martin dresses lamb! So it goes away back that thing. So when your mum said, do I look like this? She was asking, do I look like a... Sex worker? Yeah. A Victorian sex worker. Wow, mum.

Weird question. It's a cardigan. No. Ask dad. Don't ask me. Yeah. Do you want me to say yes, mom? Yeah, I'm not sure what you all.

Yeah, which is the compliment this week? Yeah. Yeah, so apparently police were tasks. A task with removing sex workers from cities. So that's where they got the nickname Martin Shunters. But it was used. Is that why your mum moved? 30 years ago from the country?

The Victorian sex worker Diane. Charlton, yeah, Charlton wasn't a big town. Yeah. And there wasn't enough work. They sniffed her out straight away. I hope mum's not listening. Does your mum listen? No.

Mine doesn't. Yeah, Tony doesn't. Haddy, you wouldn't know that. No, that's so true. I reckon she's looking down listening right now. Thanks for saying looking down. Not looking up. You never know who worships the devil, you know?

Yeah. And we should fear the devil. Oh, like the devil. Yeah, okay. I thought, yeah. Looking up from hell. I just thought you were accusing Tony's mum of being like looking up people's. Yeah, none.

And I'm scared. And dead. Yeah. Oh, the worst thing to do things. The worst combination. The devil's combination. Tony's mom, you know, she could be doing anything now. And she's chosen this.

Her unfinished business. Just to look up skirts. Yeah. And hey, power to her. Lying on the floor of the tram. I can't believe I died with so many skirts yet to be up. That's what we put on her tombstone. There were signs.

All right, the answer to the question number two, which are these a real type of fish? Trench waggle bollock. Oh. Blunt head puffer. Ooh, I like that. Prick-mouth growler. That's Ryan's definitely.

Prick-mouth. Striped blink flutter. Oh, my God. Gloop-headed guppy or slithering Jess Perkins. Ooh, okay. Interesting. They actually all sound legit Yeah

Yeah And of course You know you Some people might be like Oh I gotta rule out The Jess Perkins one But maybe that's exactly What was sent in

Yeah exactly Maybe I chose it for this episode Because Jess is here Who knows Can we have them again please Sure can There's a lot of words there Trench waggle bollock

Blunt head puffer Prick-mouthed growler That's so funny Striped blink flutter Flutter Gloop headed guppy Or slithing Jess Perkins Would you know if a fish had been named after you?

I would have thought Someone had probably mentioned it. Probably someone had mentioned it. Or it would come up when you googled yourself. Which I do often. And that's how I know there's a personal trainer from Florida. Okay. And a character from Robocop.

And a fish. And a fish. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. There's a fish. Oh, my God. I only put that together. All right, Ryan.

What do you think? I mean, the middle four really just rolled into one, don't they? It's just a lot of nonsense. Do I'm going to number them? I don't want to pick bollock just because it says bollock, you know? I think I'm going with the gloop head. One, because it sounded right, and two, I can remember it. Okay.

Yeah. Good, I think they're good reasons. That's just going with your gut, and that's just smart. Yeah. I can picture it, too, a gloop-headed guppy. There was another one that I thought sounded real. Stripe, blink, flutter. No.

Blunt head puffer. Trent waggle. Trench waggle, bollick. I'm going blunt head puffer. Blunt head puffer. I'm taking that too, please. Double blunt head puffers. Blocked in.

A puffer and a guppy, both are real types of fish. Yeah. Right. Like a guppy is like a fish. Are you saying there's no prick suckers? What was prick suckers? No, that was a grower. That was a prick mouth growler.

And if that's the only one you can remember, I think that my, I was correct, and that is yours. If that's the only one you can remember. Prick mouth growl is so good. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. The trench waggle bollick. That was Ariane, the question writer. Nice.

There are actually two suggestions of Arians that I merged into one. Oh, nice. I like that. A bit of creative editorial. In journalism, that's called composite characters and it's illegal. But that's okay. If you watch the newsroom season, so you'd be very aware of that. Thanks for bringing the news to us.

Thank you. Yeah. Fuck, I love the news. It's actually so sad since the project's gone. Yeah. RIP. Yeah. Well, they used to do it differently.

So, yeah. May they rest in peace? Rest in project. I was saying, sorry. Stip project, that's very funny. The striped blink flutter. That was Tony. It was.

Flutter. Like, F-L-O-D-E-R, like flood with water, not like flutter. I love that. Yeah. So I think the delivery fucked it. Yeah. Wait, hang on. Yeah, I think it was the delivery.

It was the delivery. You're agreeing. It was the delivery. It was a written joke. Call an Australia Post because he fucked the delivery. terrible stuff. Oh, we rang the doorbell, I swear. No, you didn't.

You didn't. I was home all day. I don't have a lot on. No, no, we did. Oh, we were really banging down that door. Can fish flood? It's like us having too much oxygen. Fish can drown, apparently.

Do fish piss? Yeah. Yeah. That's why my dad. Too edgy, sorry. Well, no, I'm saying, oh, good question. Oh, I thought you were like, oh, that's the next one, the piss head drowner. Piss and drowler

That's what it costs me I think fish do piss Because if you go to my parents' house My life parents And Annie and John Yeah It's not John It's John

It's John It's not from the song Annie and John Yeah It's about them Do you want to sing it? Do you know what I'm singing it? A little ditty about Annie and John

It works for a lot of names If you say Oh, if they offer you a drink You say, just a glass of water Dattle's like, you know what fish doing that Oh, John Yeah, it's good stuff They swim?

Swim? Well, they live their lives. Yeah. They fuck in it, I think is the joke. Yeah, well they piss and shit in it, I don't know. Okay. He's a strange guy, huh? And does he also say...

Whereabouts do they live? South Eastern suburbs. I'm not going to fully docks them. Yeah, that's... Because Matt's like, there's plenty of Paul and Diane's, I'm sure I'm... People know your surname also, but that's okay. Oh.

Oh, so true. How many Perkins are there in? Not many. I think you got the suburb, though. Do you think that we're really smart? Because I'd guess the names and you guess the suburb? That's pretty good. That's our talent.

It's a power team. The slithering Jess Perkins, I'm afraid, isn't real. That was Ryan. Oh, that's funny. I can tell because of how Ryan laughed. You got to laugh at it like, I was pretty happy with my job. It was funny.

But it sounds like it could be. It could be. Like a slithering Tony Lodge. I don't know about that. Nah. You wouldn't slither. I think it's the word Perkins because it feels like a pirate. Oh.

I'll take that. That's nice. Yeah. It's a sudden that's got pirate energy. Yeah. But Lodge doesn't. No. Peg like Perkins kind of thing.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. You knew that too quickly. Yeah. I thought about being a pirate a lot. Pink beard Perkins. Pink beard Perkins.

Why pink. Is it a bit or bits? Pissy, your pussy. You're pussy. You're pissy pussy. Yeah. Pits, Perkins. Fuck me in the pissy.

The pricked mouth growler. That was the house. That's good. The Gloop had a guppy. Ryan went for that. That was Jess Perkins. Gumpy. That was a safe answer from you, Jess, and you can do better.

I really, I, gloop came to me very quickly. It always does. Gloop. And finally, that means Jess and Tony, I correct, it is the blunt head puffer. Oh, what does that mean for the game? Is it over? I mean, you can leave it any time. That's what you're wondering, but you guys are cleaning up.

I want to see what a blunt head puffer looks like. I'd be careful Googling any of those words. Yeah, good point. I'll make sure I say fish. Blunt puffer, yeah. I think it's legalized. I'm going to Google the pink bit purse. Perkin.

Yeah. Slippery Perkin. It's just a fish. Oh, that's just a fish. That's the thing. Oh, that's dull. With this game, they'll have a fun. Fish or birds will have a fun name.

Then you're looking up as just a brown bird or like just a fish. Yeah, the name. Shocking. Yeah. You picked up your phone to learn that and I just picked up my phone and Qantas's email to say I was part of the cyber attack. Excellent. We all had a good time.

Me too. I sent my condolences to you. Thank you. Yeah. Our friend, that happened to them. and it was like instantly they were having suspicious transactions overseas. Oh, my lanter. And I've bought a whole jug of guppy, fucking, what are they called?

I've got no idea. The fucking fish things. But if you want to take her lap and then come back and deliver that jug, that would be also. No, I still can't remember all of the options. Yeah, glupetted gutty. Oh, yeah. Gatty. Question three comes from Luke Ockenden from Kobe.

and the question is what are you're a footy fan you're a basketball fan just a basketball fan Tony's a huge basketball fan I like all sports okay well if you know the answer just play it like you don't okay I'm good at playing it dumb the question is what is the nickname of NBA player Doug McDermott what is his nickname NBA player Doug McDermott and while you're writing your answers I'll let the audience know a bit more about this fish according to Anamalia the Blunt Head Puffer is a puffer fish found circumglobally in tropical and temperate seas at depths between 50 and 500 metres. First recorded in the Mediterranean Sea off the Spanish coast in 1981.

It can be up to 40 centimetres in length and it is an edible species. Edible, edible, blunt. Everything's edible if you're cool with it. But isn't puffer fish like, is that one of the poisonous ones? Well, that's right. Fugu is what it's called in Japan. In Japan. And it's, but it's, it has lower concentration of tetrodotoxin compared to other species of puffer fish.

But caution is needed as its liver contains dangerous levels of the toxin and must not be eaten. I learned that from the Simpsons. I was about to say, yeah, my hands are busy. Back in the car. We need your skilled hands. My skilled hands are busy. And he's fucking miscarbubble in the car. Oh, it was a scrabble.

Wasn't it? Whoa, that's so good. That guy was great, but almost cost Homer's life. Wow. And it really makes you think. He almost ended up there with your mom. That's funny because it sounds like a your mom joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But truly she is deceased. Yeah. And we are cool with that. I mean, we met, what, half an hour ago. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like we've slid in pretty quickly too. Yeah, I'm all good. Yeah, it's fine.

Thanks for having me. I'm just going to go move my cup. All right, question three. What is the nickname of NBA player Doug McDermott? Big D-Mac. That's Ryan's. Big D-D-Bed bug. Bed-Bug-Dug.

I can't say that. Bed-Bug-Dug-Dug. That's hard. Duggy McBuckets. No bucket base whatsoever. That one is probably the correct answer. Swish.com. Swish.com is pretty funny.

McDermott the frog. That's funny. That's not correct, but it's funny. Good job, Tony. Or finally, the wheelbarrow. Okay, I need him again. Big D-Mack, Bedbug Douggy McBuckets, Swish.com, McDermott the frog, or the wheelbarrow.

I'm going with bed bug, Doug because it's the worst one It's hard to say So it's probably what fans came up with Bed bug, Doug Yeah, it feels like there's a story attached That you know When they're travelling, a lot of away games in the NBA

It's like one time He would have worked out with bedbugs And the teammates And that just sticks I'm torn between Dougie McBuckets I reckon that's probably it You're torn at all then

No, I think I think the wheelbarrow. Wheelbarrow? Mm. Because I understand that because I work in a business where someone else carries the team. And I reckon maybe he was a gun and like, he had to carry the tea out. That's nice. And you're saying it.

What business are you talking about? What's your title on LinkedIn? Oh, muscles. Why? Because I carry the show. Okay. And I carry the grief of my dead mother. Yeah.

I just have to log into LinkedIn real quick. I think I've got a list co-director or something. That's dumb. He's got a link to him. She's also Bird in charge. Instead of third in charge. And sheeo. Oh, that's powerful.

Isn't that sickening? People refer to themselves as like a girl boss or a sheeo. But so we had to then. Shio, I've not heard, but I love it. I think it's powerful. Matt, can I please be sheeo? Oh, I'll allow it. As a fellow sheeerio and on.

I just want Matt's algorithm because if he hasn't come across that term then I want Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You must feel so free. I've forgotten most of the options. I'm so sorry. Big D-Mac, bedbug, Dougie Macbucket, Dougie Macbucket, the frog or the wheelbarrow. Oh. I reckon Dougie McBuckets is pretty good.

Well, I was going to go for bed bug, bed bug, but then Tony went for that, so I want to do something different but all the others are not good um i'm going to go for i'm going to go for mcbuckets yeah mcbuckets i think listeners are like really playing into ryan's pretty obvious gameplay there but let's see all right here's who wrote the answers mcdermott the frog and i took me i reckon i was on the fourth list and i'm like why does this work so well and I couldn't connect it to Kermit until right at the end I'm like oh I'm like there is something here right and that was Tony well done that is good that I thought frog jumping yeah yeah the frog I think is a great nickname I thought I'd get Ryan with that and then instantly

when you read it out he went well it's not that I went fuck but I think he also said it was great it was great oh thank you so much it's really good thank you guys it's not real I think And we identified that immediately. No, nothing is. I think what Ryan said, I think basically I'm reading between lines was it's too good. Thank you. That's what I picked up as well. I actually really appreciate that.

You guys have had a really hard week. Yeah. Because are you dead, mum? I was just going to say, do you ever think about just calling your mom? No, Matt, no. We think about it all the time. I really should. Call Diane.

Yeah, she's been missing. I'm going to give her a bell after this. What was she going to do with a bell? Big D-Mac. That was Ryan. And you called that instantly, Tony, without any other option to tell me, he said, well, that's Ryan. Sorry, mate.

Yeah, sorry. For the editorial from me. There was a DMAC that played basketball in Australia. D-Mack is a very Australian nickname, I feel. D-Mack. D-Mack. Yeah, Dima, he was a gun too Yeah

Bedbug Doug I haven't said that right Any of the times Tony went for that That was actually Luke the question writer Wrote that one Bed bug

I can't say I want to say bed bud Bed bud dud Yeah I can't Can't do it The wheelbarrow Ryan went for that was just Perkins

Oh Mother fuck up We should see that Carrying a team No And when he said that I was like That's so smart

You know what I did It was Doug and then I went Okay, dig, dig a hole. Oh, yeah. And then I said, Jess, just go one step further. I was going to call him like digger or something. I was like, go one step further.

Maybe you'd use a wheelbarrow. Oh, my God. You know, I was just pushing my own creativity. And that paid off. My answer was good. What was yours again? No, my reasoning for a week. He punched it up.

Yeah. 100%. I thought that's what happened because Jess was like, oh. Yeah, wow, yeah. Yeah, great reasoning. Switch.com. That was the. house.

That's funny. And that means Jess is correct. It is Dougie Mick Buckets. You're joking. You are joking. Because I thought that was yours and I knew you'd picked mine. I was like, well then the points will cancel each other out. There you go.

You have a point. I'm just one big charity case for you. And Jess is on fire, actually. So at the halfway mark, Ryan yet to score. Tony in the house on two points a piece but out in front of five points it's just perkins. That's incredibly rare. That's very rare. That is huge.

Usually, in the last time I played, I don't think. Well, I did get points, but because I asked for pity points. Yes. But I didn't actually earn a single point. No. So, pity points are in play? Ah, yeah, I think they can be. Okay, well, we're getting there.

What if I give Ryan one of mine and we're both on one? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll get my own pity points. And remember, I want your pity points. I want my own pity points. Don't give him anything. There's also triple points in the final round, of course. Yeah. Of course.

That's not unheard of those. Someone comes from nowhere. and I've always said that. This next question has been sent in by three different listeners. Oh. Stephen Groom from Wakefield, Devin Peterson from La La Land and Abel Brace Girdle from Lewisham. Abel Brace Girdle. Abel Brace Girdle.

Holy shit, Abel. That's such a good name. What powerful name. Oh, it could be. Do you know what I mean? Well, Lewisham sounds English, right? It maybe works for MI5. I thought that was here.

No, that's Petersham. Oh. Isn't that Sydney? Oh. I think most places in Australia. Yeah. Richmond, both. Or not Marabin.

I think that might be pretty uniquely Australian. That's just us. Yeah. Woolen Gabbur, I think might be another Australian. Dubbo. Dubos probably, yeah. Anyway, Stephen, Devin and Abel's question is, What is the name of the village in Colchester, England that has made the BBC's list of Britain's rudest and funniest place names?

there's a village in Colchester, England, that has either a rude or funny name while you're writing your answers. So it's the name of the village? Yes, it's for it. It happened to get, Matt. At least once an episode on, she'll crack herself up with her answer.

And it doesn't necessarily mean that the answer is that funny, but it'll just have tickled her in some way. Yeah. Because sometimes the other guests are like, oh, you really cracked up over that? And they're right to have that reaction. So I appreciate you just giving that little side note of, hey, she doesn't think it's good.

You can think it's good. No, it's not. Champion yourself. But it made me laugh. All right. While you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. And we're back and the answers are in for question number four. What is the name of the village in Colchester, England,

that has made the BBC's list of Britain's rudest and fun. funniest place names. See if you can figure out which one's why. Can I ask that you read the names in an accent? Yeah, British accent. Ooh, okay. Like you're the weatherman for the BBC. Yes.

And actually a bit of character development here for you. I feel like it's a Thursday and you do the weather on weekdays, right? So you're like, it's almost the end of your week. You've kind of almost had enough. You've got a birthday party this weekend. Do you know what I mean? Like you're kind of like you're living for the weekend right now. So you're pumped but a bit tired.

Like you're getting through it. And you're delivering the weather for the weekend. Yes. And coming up this weekend when I get fucking wasted. For my birthday. Yeah. This is how it's going to play. Okay.

Here are your options. And I just still say the names. I don't have to give a weather report. Yeah. No, absolutely. Weather report. Yeah. No, I think that you're not understanding the character word.

Yeah. You're a weather man. All right. And so maybe you'd say, say, do you want me to throw to you? Will that help if I'm an anchor? Yeah. And up next with all of our weather for the weekend is Matt, Stuart. Take it away, Matt.

Thank you so much, Tony. We have, we're going regional now to Colchester, and Fart City is going to be very blowy this week with the Wesley coming through, sweeping through, bringing in some wetness. He upon her is expecting some thunder. That's so clever. That's so funny.

Titty-wonkel. It's looking bright and sunny Fingering ho It will be A moist front is coming Titatin top sex Is looking clear blue skies And finally

Mount Stick a dick in my ass still The clouds are clearing I'm crying The character work made that even better Fark City He upon her Titty-won-her Tittie Wongle

Fingering Ho Titterton top sex Or Mount Stick a dick in my house Phil I've got some thoughts Tony, like, as a laydown is there, if you can say each one of them who wrote all of them, I'll give you 10 points. Oh, I fully agree.

I don't know if I can, but I think Fartville was definitely dead. And I know for a fact that I would put human, real human money on this, that the last one Mount Sticker Dick in my ass was right. Tony knows it's my favourite joke. Have you heard of Steve stick a dick in my ass who tried to change his name at Deephole? Oh no. Yeah, he's now Adam Sticker Dick in my house. You think he changed the last name?

Yes, that's right. But he changes the first name. Oh, that's so good. So Tony knows my family of Stikidick in My Arms. So she saw that were coming a mile away. Yeah, very good though. Oh, that was joyful. And Matt, improv level two.

It's showing. Wow. It's showing. That was you. He was amazing. He's very good. Yeah. Very good.

I think I'd like to go to the school of Matt Stewart comedy. I think throwing to him really helped, actually. That was a good suggestion. Thank you so much. I think that helped him get to the character. And usually it's the sports reader that throw, because you know how that it goes like news for weather. And because you know everything about all sports, it just all feels wrong. It felt right.

Yeah. See, I was in that situation picturing myself as Peter Mitchell. Sure. And what they do is they throw back to him and then he goes and now to Jane Bunn for the weather. Gotcha. When I see Jane Bunn for the weather. Bunn, it does remind you've matched you. That's not what I thought you were going to say.

When I see Jane Barn, I'm like, a wooga. You're like, stick a dick in there. Yeah. Yeah. What, babe, that's just suggesting Ryan doesn't have the same, no thoughts when he sees me, a wuga? Oh, I hope you do. There's no goose unwuged.

A wuga. I hardly know her. We're both Saints fans, I'm pretty sure. Well, I know I am. I'm pretty sure. It doesn't matter. But so you've gone. No.

If you're going to try and clean up the board and obviously I can't give anything away, but what do you think is the real one? I think he upon her is funny, but it's too clever, so I don't think that's the real one. What were the others? Tiddy Wonkle, fingering ho, titterton top sex. Incredible stuff. Yes, that's all. Tittitin top sex might actually be the real one. And I think that the other two are either the house or the.

question askers yeah yeah all right so you're on titted and top sex i think my yeah if you and if you've got all those right you get 10 points unprecedented you you introduced that yeah i like that as well do you have to say which is the house and which is the well i think you've suggested the others of the house yeah yep yep okay uh all right what do you think right um i was also going to lock in titty toperton top sex the one that you said titter than top sex but i feel like that's not as because you already said it. Oh, but I think that... I think I'll go the fingering one.

You need some points, Ryan. If you think you've got the right answer, I... Can we still do that? You've got no points. It sounds like Jess is to topperton, topperton, and is trying to urge me to go there. Now, I'm trying to get you some points. If you want to go for fingering hose, go for it.

Thank you. And then what are you going to pick? I will finger some hose, but I will for my hands. Answer, choose Tiddy McTopitin. Right, Ryan, here we go. So you're switching from fingering hoe to tittered and top sex? Yeah, but fuck, if it is a fingering hoe, I'll be real pissed now. I'll be upset.

Yeah. On your behalf. Thank you. I'm going to go he upon her, because if it's not true, whoever wrote it deserves a point. That I agree with that, because it's very clever. It's very clever. It's made me laugh a lot, almost as much as Fart City. I'm very surprised

I've always surprised I put it in Keep your eyes open For a bug in Fogity A bit of fun All right Everyone's locked in

Yeah Here's the right the answers Tiddy Wonkull That was Tony Very British sounding Thank you It sounds a bit like a dessert Oh yeah

Like spotted dick or the titiwank What would you like for pudding Titty Wonkul Yeah Wow Wow Sorry, I got, I just blacked out for a bit. I only just learned that that's what they call dessert is pudding.

That's so weird. Did you know that? Well, like dessert. Oh, dessert as a, yeah. Oh. So confusing. They're what they called pudding. Yeah, I don't know.

Oh, dessert. Yeah, they call stuff like spotted dick and stuff, don't know. Sickos. Um, what else have we got? Fart City. Tony thought Jess wrote that and Tony, Tony, was correct. That is correct.

Thanks, Jess. Tony thought. Very funny stuff. Ryan wrote me out stick a dick in my ass, Phil. And Tony was correct. That's very funny. He upon her just went for that. That was Abel Brace Girdle.

Well done, Abel. Again, I'm fine, but it deserves a point. That's so funny. Yeah. Titted and Top Sex, which Tony and Ryan both went for. That was actually a merge of Devon and Stephen's answers. So that's the house. The correct answer is fingering up.

You're joking. Get the fun. That's ridiculous. I talked him out of it. I know. I'm like, oh, he's sure. I talked him out because I wanted to get a point. I'm off to finger out.

Come on, Zoney. I'm actually busy at my job of the news. I'm so sorry. Not until the broadcaster. Jessica Perkins, I want you to get the points. I really wanted you to get a point. It sounds like Jess is working for the house That sounded like an inside job to me

No That was really hard to watch Because I didn't want it to happen Yeah Neither neither I was trying I gently trying to make you stay But like it can't be figuring out

Right You're being ridiculous Oh my God I know we're in the middle of recording But are you okay Because that was bullying You know when you wake up on a Sunday morning And you go fuck I missed a chance

To finger a hoe Always Yep Yep But then I just do it myself DIY Yeah Yeah

They asked me to go on Better homes and gut Better hoes and gut So all points go to the house that round That man Wow Fucking house Did Tony not get a

Laydown Mazaire Nah Because I went for fucking Of course Yeah And top sex Because I thought it was Funny enough

To be true Yeah And figuring How's That was too ridiculous When you two the UK tickets on sale now Matt Stewartcom.

Oh my God, he's good. Are you going to play at Fingering Ho? I don't know where it is. It's in Chesterton. Yeah, it's in Chesterthenshire. If I hope, surely I'll be out of visit. Don't Google it on the work and peer up.

I will have to, if I'm anywhere near it, I will, I'll have to go passing it a photo. Take a little picky with the sign. Yeah. Yeah, it's not too far. Yeah, I'm going to be in Cambridge and not that far from there. I could maybe do a day trip down to fingering hoe. What a beautiful way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

That's crazy. I think actually Diane and Paul might be there with me at the Cambridge stop. You know who loves fingering hos? Paul. That's how we met your mum. Poor Diane. And it feels like, I mean, I'm in no position to defend this at all. because your mum's dead and I don't want to

I don't want you to feel bad about it Just say it I won't say it No I'm not There's nothing to say I'm just saying I'm just saying That's what I'm saying I'm just saying

I'm just saying that there's nothing to say Yeah so true Oh that makes you think It really opens up the old wormhole Doesn't it? Question She's got a name And it's Diane

Oh Fair cool All right, this penultimate question comes from Emmy White from Albuquerque. What does penultimate mean? Second last. Oh. Is that the question? Answer, what does penultimate mean?

You've got to come up with a headline, a news headline, specifically the one, or one of the ones that was on CBS News on the 17th of June 2011. What was a CBS News headline on the 17th? of June 2011. You just need to get back in the mind of Peter Mitchell there, Tony. This one should come pretty easily. Get back inside Joan Barnum, I ride. Sorry, she's a wonderful woman. Wonderful woman.

Yeah, meteorologist. I see her as a real she-yo. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about fingering ho. So Stephen writes of fingering ho, the village's name actually derives from its geographic circumstances. It sits at the confluence of the small. a Roman river and the river Coln, Colon, Colne, Coln, a hoe refers to a jutting out piece of land, while Finger describes an elongated finger-like land extension, that makes sense. Ing is a common toponym in the UK referring to peoples.

As such, the name refers to the people living on the land jutting out into the river. Devin writes, it has a traditional pond and an old red telephone box, all part of its conservation. status. And nearby you'll find the Essex Wildlife Trust Fingering Ho Wick Visitor Center, a 200-acre nature reserve on the banks of the river Cone, where you can enjoy views of the Giedon Salt Marsh. Geez, I hope I can get there. Love to check out the Giedon Salt Marsh. Devin also suggests strangely lewd sounding place names in the UK should be a new category of question. I think that's fantastic. Or do, Devin, if any listeners do have any funny-sounding place names. What a great idea for a question. All right, the answer

in. Question five. What was a CBS news headline on the 17th of June 2011? Teenager of local politician lands in hospital after failing to retrieve iPod Nano from asshole. It doesn't suggest if it's a literal asshole or like an asshole stole it. You know what I mean? Option two. 101 year old woman credits brandy and casual sex as secret to long life. Oh. Option three. Human milk from cows.

Scientists make it happen. What? Human milk from cows. Question mark. Scientists make it happen. I love the structure, like, because that's like a headline, you know. Question mark. Yeah.

Option four. Colorblind man continues to insist he saw a rainbow fish. Oh. Option five. Honk. Hunk. Hunk. Hunk.

At option six. I would like to lock in hunk, please. Me too. That's done Matt in. He loves his own comedy. Hook, honk. There it is. Thank you for my own comedy.

The inability to read four letter words. Dude, that's what I do for a fucking living, so I ain't here to judge. Hook line and stinker. Fisherman photoshoot ruin when shark sharts. That was Tony. So much happening. Hawk? That's, yes, that's the sound of a shark charing.

All right, so, better be, got to keep moving. Oh, sharks, got to get moving. You know, I'm shocked. Get some out of every awkward situation. You know how we'd be. Well, finally, medical experts recommend fingering hose residents get checked for warts after wild wet storms. Pass through town Tickets available

It matched your comedy dot time All right Ryan, what do you think? You got the iPod Nano In the asshole You've got old lady I think the brandy The old lady with the brandy

All right locked in What was it brandy and cigarettes Casual sex Oh I thought of cigarettes Well that's what you associate That's how you finish off you Yeah

Casual Doesn't matter what you're sucking on If you live into 100 Dude. That's a great point. I've always said that. Yeah, no, that sounds like a good time to me. Sorry, can we have them again? What was it?

Teenage of local politicians lands in hospital after failing to retrieve iPod Nano from asshole. 101 year old woman credits Brandy and casual sex as secret to long life. Human milk from cows. Scientists make it happen. I'm going that. I think that's fucking weird. Locked in. Yeah.

Can I have the rest of them? Colourblind man continues to insist he saw a rainbow fish. What an idiot. That's a sad one. Hook line and stinker. Fisherman photos shoot ruined when shark sharks. Shark shots. Can a shark shark?

I don't know. If a wood chuck, can chuck wood, then a shark can shark. Yeah. Or medical experts recommend fingering hose residents get checked for warts after wild wets. Wild wet storms. That one does sound good. It does sound very good. That one might be the real one.

Yeah. And I don't want to pick the real one because that's embarrassing. Yeah, I want to pick a funny one. Don't want to be like a nerd. Yeah. I don't want to get any points for me. I think I might go for, I might go for the human milk from cows. No, you went for that, didn't you?

I went for. I'm going to a colorblind man, seize a fish. All right. locked in here's who wrote the answers uh the iPod nano in the asshole that was Tony how's me we're and you were picturing like up upper butt yeah yeah yeah yeah like retrieved from orifice yeah yeah yeah they're the small ones thananos yeah yeah yeah yeah and it they have a vibroat mode or they don't know it's a waste of time yeah don't know why just put it on some real bassy sort of tunes yeah um some nicky menage oh yeah wasn't she great yeah

she still is she's not dead really well we don't know No, by the time this episode comes out. So true. All episodes correct at the time of recording. The one about fingering hose. That was Ryan. What? Ryan, I don't know if you know this, but fingering hose was in the question before.

Have you considered journalism as a job? I have. Oh. Where did it go? Well, I mean. Yeah. You tell me. That was like a professional one.

A hook line and stinker. That was the house. Hook? Hook. That's good when I kind of read the ones I wrote on yourself. Colourblind man continues to insist he saw a rainbow fish. Just went for that. It was Emmy.

Well done, Emmy. I liked that and it made me sad. Yeah. Just believe him. Yeah. Believe men. Yeah. We're going to start believing men.

We do. Honestly. Yeah. A 101 year old woman credits Brandy and casual sex. Ryan went for that. That was just Perkins. Fuck me. She's really.

You are really good at acting. cool when people talk about yours. He just keeps choosing him. And even when Ryan goes, yeah, brainy and cigarettes, you went, I think, I think it was casual sex. What was it? What was it? Like, you corrected him and we still didn't pick up on it.

That's pretty good, yeah. Are you also telling us something about your, like, how you plan to live your life? 100%. Yeah. Are you going to live a long life? Oh, no, you don't want to. I really don't want to. So you don't do either of those things.

No, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing's casual. Nothing's casual. By the way, I, fuck. That means... We are very serious about it.

Very formal. Yes. It's in the calendar. Yeah, of course. We schedule 15 minutes. We go about our day. Every second Tuesday. Shake hands, we say, see you in a fortnight.

Is it jolly good? That means, Tony is correct. Human milk from cows? Question not. make it happen. Wow. That's the real thing. I'm like, in 2011?

That just sounds like something crazy they would have said back then. Yeah. But I looked, apparently, it's, yeah, it's in China, they've sort of a little bit of science going into it and they've got it like 80% human milk coming out of cows. Wow. There's an idea to, like, different enzymes that only came from humans, they've got them into these cows. Is that for children or for people?

I think it's, it's the idea. is for kids who can't... Whose parents can't breastfeed or get adopted. I'm so sorry. Thank you. Yeah. That's how I was raised on... On a Chinese cow pissing out human milk.

Yeah. Yeah, so true. Tony, they don't piss the milk. They do. Just say you've never seen a woman. You don't get it. What did Diane do? Did I just tell on myself?

Oh, no. I think that's why... People will nom of it. I thought I had soy milk my whole life because I was adopted. And then mum goes, no, it's just because you were sick of sucking off the cows. So. Fuck it, Al. Fuck it.

And hell. We're up to the last question. This comes from all or from Dublin. And it's a movie synopsis question. Oh, yeah. So this would be your longest answer, Tony, like a paragraph. A couple of sentences, you know. Well, I'm only telling you, Jess has played before Ryan, uh, listened to an episode.

He listened to an episode passionately And I'd just You know I'd said it to you But it's for the listener As much as anyone So true, yeah You know, they say

Pretend the listener's just one person I'm pretending my listener is Tony And the question is What is the synopsis of the film He went that way He went that way He went that way We have a year for he went that way

I can give a year If everyone wants it Or leave it out If you prefer I don't, yeah, to live. Well, I just because if you want to... The year feels irrelevant, and I don't know why you've asked for it. Okay.

I DM'd who knew it with Matt Stewart and it says he saw it. Oh my God. He might reply. But you've sent him a bunch of messages. He hasn't replied. Nothing back. What a c. I just hearted it.

Oh, he did too. Can you heart one of mine? No. Come on. Okay, he went that way. Angry reacted. Fair enough. A bit of fun.

Um, he went that way. He went that way. Okay. He went that way. And, uh, while you're writing your answers, uh, for the listeners, I'll read out this article, uh, written by the CBS News Health Editor, Ryan Jazzlo, writing, human breast milk from a cow, utterly ridiculous, right? He's the health editor.

We're just kicking it off with puns. All right. Uh, in fact, scientists in China and Argentina have cloned. cows that produce milk that is chemically similar to mother's own. And then this line is baffling. Can I also clone the cows to say bar bar instead of moo? Why would you? I don't understand the question.

Well, you know, listeners can explain that to me if they like. Chinese scientists genetically produced a herd of 300 of these human milk producing cows and are excited by their early findings. Doesn't say in what way they're excited, but I assume sexually. the genetically modified cow milk is 80% the same as human breast milk. Lead researcher Dr. Lee Ning, a professor at China Agricultural University, told Routers, or Reuters, Routers, Ryan, what is it again? You're a journalist.

Root rat. Rootrat. Is it Rooters? Reuters. R-E-U-T-something. Yeah, yeah. Rooters, yeah. Ning said the milk contains many of the same proteins and antibodies that,

humans need, including isozoam of protein-founded human breast milk, but not in ordinary cow's milk. The researchers hope one day to commercially produce the milk. But the Chinese scientists are not alone. Scientists in Argentina recently cloned a cow by adding two human genes to bovine DNA. The Telegraph reported this, and they hope cow's milk is an even closer match to humans since the cloned cows in China have only one human gene. The Argentinian scientist, Scientists said in a written statement that they hope their discovery will prove to be a development of great importance for the nutrition of infants. But is the milk safe? Scientists need to test the stuff on humans.

But early pig studies conducted at the University of California at Davis suggests that they might even be more healthful than cow's milk. The scientist inserted a human gene into goats so that their milk contains isozozomy. Life's Little Mysteries reported When they fed it to pigs suffering from diarrhea The pigs got better By feeding the transgenic goat milk into baby pigs Which serves a model for humans We can see the impact of what the milk might do to humans

Dr Elizabeth Marga Professor of Animal Science At US Davies told Life's Little Mysteries I wonder how Dr Marga Feels about the new meaning of Marga Marker, yeah. All right, answers are in. Final question, triple points.

True. So, hang on, where are the scores at first? All right. Because I need to figure out how many, like, how I can pull this off. Yeah. I'm always wondering the same thing. Because you need both of us to pick yours and then you need to get the right one. And still maybe not win.

Well, Tony's didn't get that 10 points we offered, so. Yeah, it really is anyone's. So going into the final round, Ryan, you'll get the score. Tony's on three And now Jess and the house Are on six points a piece Oh so if you both guess If you guys both guess mine

Then I'm on six And then if I get it right And that's nine Oh so exactly what Jess said That's why we listen to men Yeah Because men They just say it better

They're more concise Sorry ladies ladies Correct Ryan Thank you Thank you Spot on Ladies shut up Shut up

Shut up Shut up Shut your gross mouths Shut up. Unless there's a cock in it. Shut it. All right. The answer is final question.

What is the synopsis of the film? He went that way. Simon Bellafonte is desperate to belong in a world seemingly hell-bent on crushing his spirit. The only broad spot in his life is the powerful music of the Backstreet Boys. This love is corrupted by Raymond Dunst, the leader of a Backstreet Boys. Colt, who lures Simon in with their intoxicating harmonies. Will Simon save himself before it's too late, or is he destined to drink the boy band's Kool-Aid starring Lance Bass.

Wow. He went that away. Oh, yeah. Is that, yeah. That's not the song. Is that the song? I want it that. What was the name in the movie?

But you went, yeah. That's, but I, for a second, I'm like, that is the song. Sorry. Sorry, let's go again. Tell me. Tell me why. Yeah, I think we got it. Wow.

That was beautiful. It's a musical. You may and Lance Bass, we crushed that film. Oh, don't give it away yet, but we actually were in it. Yeah, it's actually pretty disappointing the year. That's actually the correct answer. Option two. Set in 1964, a three-day journey along Route 66

begins when Bobby Falls, a 19-year-old serial killer, hitches a ride with Jim Goodwin, a celebrity animal handler, traveling with his precious cargo. My God. His TV chimpanzee spanky. A journey of curious tensions and bonds between two and at times three interesting characters

all on their own part. Sometimes the monkey's car boring. Don't you say that about spanky. Sorry, I've just realized that lands fast as an in sync and not the backstreet point. Are you sure? I didn't know that. I'd like to change my hands.

I'll go for whoever wrote them to think about what they've done. I'm going to go full Mazaire and say at the end of this, Ryan will still have no points. And if I'm correct, I get 10 points. No, that's not fair on everyone else. So this one with Spanky is based on a true crime. It's a thriller that puts a wicked spin on the buddy road trip film. Wicked spin.

I like that. Option three, a prisoner? Yes. Oh. Record. Option three. A prisoner of war makes a brazen escape from a German prison camp and is assisted by a number of civilians. Through disguises, elaborate hiding places and deceiving the German police,

This slapstick comedy is filled with a lot of laughs and a lot of heart. Option four. Before heading off to college, Jackson Trengrove's father insisted he studied business and meet a girl. So after graduation, he could take over the family business and start a family of his own. However, Jackson wanted to follow his passion for painting and passion for being destroyed by the boys on the wrestling team. Which way would he go? Oh, there's a lot going on there. Option 5. After an earthquake knocks down a wall of the California Correctional Institute,

10 prisoners make their daring escape. Two prison ones. They have a six-hour head start, but bounty hunter extraordinaire Dick Olson is on a mission to find every last one of them dead or alive in this ahead of its time black comedy. Dead or alive. Or finally, a sliding door's story of a man who makes a decision. that changes the trajectory of his love life, a titillating and groundbreaking version of storytelling told side by side,

but the question remains, will he go the right way? Okay. Jess, what do you think? I think I've forgotten all of them immediately. So you had the one with Simon Belafonte starring Lance Bass. Yes, who's from NSYNC. Yes.

Which I think is a fun choice that that real film made. Great casting decision. What's the guy? What did you? What's the character's name? Simon Belafonte. Isn't that the guy from the Wolf of Wall Street? Oh.

No, that's Jordan Belafonte. That's Jordan Belfort. Oh, sorry. Very similar. Yeah, but I was like, I'm sensing hints. Well, actors can be in multiple movies. Yeah. So true.

Yes. So, so, so, and characters can as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're sort of picturing the usual suspects thing where you're all looking around the room and everything is written

as just in a little... It's all coming together. On a coffee cup. Yeah. You understand the reference. Jess? I don't know. Wait, what?

I can't remember. Where are we up to? First one. Oh, and you're trying to guess. I'm trying to guess, yeah. Then the second one's about the serial killer who... Oh, yeah. Is that the German prison?

No, that's the one with... That's the buddy. Celebrity handbook. Spanky. Spanky. Then you've got the one, the German prison camp escape. Lots of laughs, lots of heart.

Uh-huh. You got the one with the father who insists Jackson Trengove studies business to take over the family business. But he wants to follow his passion of painting. Then you've got the earthquake knocking down a wall of the prison and Dick Olson's on the case. That's right, yep. And then you got the sliding door story. What was the name of the movie again? He went that way.

He went that way. I think I'm going to lock in the Dick Van Olsen hunting down the people that escape from the prison. I was going to go for that one too. Oh, Jess totally wrote that. Then I'll go for the, I can't go for it if it's mine. So, oh, you can. Like, you can.

Do you get a point for that? No, you can't. You don't get a point, but if you took a big ruse like that in the hope that then people followed you, then obviously, it would be worth the risk potentially. But yeah, yeah. But then you got it. You can't pick your own at the end So you'd have to like

It'd be a fake out And they'd be a fake out and they'd go Actually no, I'd change Yeah, okay I'll go to the sliding doors one then Sliding Doors So Ryan went for Dick Olson Yep

Jess went for sliding doors I'm going German prison German prison The light comedy Yeah Lots of laughs Lots of heart Well that's yeah

I would what out of all of them No offence Lance Bass I would watch that one Well you don't need to watch That one because you were Yeah Yeah I didn't go

the premiere. No, you were so busy. You have so much. It's hard to watch ourselves. Yeah, and I, it's so true. Yeah, it's something that we say. You don't want to be too self-critical. You just see your mistakes.

Hey, you've never made a mistake and I love you. You know who has made a mistake? Who? The casting director of the one with Lance Bath. I know, I am a mistake because I was like a, like, I was a product of a one-night stand. His dad, though, his biological dad, Joel is awesome. We found him. Together.

He just didn't know I existed for 35 years. Isn't it? But that is kind of a hot way to start your life. Totally. I never thought of it that way. You started as you mean to go on. Having one night's dance. Yeah.

Jess, you're next. Oh. Wow. Why is that funny? No, she sounded too interested. She just took her a ring off. No. The ring is in the pocket.

All right. So has everyone locked and answered in? Yep. German prison Yes, that's right Sliding doors I'm so sorry Prison break out

I'm losing it I'm losing it I'm losing it Fisher Here's who wrote the answers The one with Lance Bass That was written by Aller the question writer

I wonder if all I wouldn't put fucking money On that being yours Obviously No I don't fuck with Lance Bass As if that wasn't yours Oh my God

Everything I've ever learned Is a lie Me too No now the German prison's Definitely yours I know I feel sick The one about Jackson Trengrove. What if he gets triple points here and he just clears it?

Oh no. With the father insisting his study business, but he wants to follow his passion of painting. That was Ryan. Wow. Did anyone pick that? No one picked it. Oh, sorry, mate. I want to be clear, I said boring.

Not about their whole thing, but about studying business. Nah, it sounded like you hated Ryan's movie and it was pretty fucked up. I think if I wanted people to believe it, I should have taken out the bit where he loved being railed by the boys. in the wrestling team. Yeah, no one really, I don't think anyone caught that. That washed over me like a whole blanket. You didn't say riled though.

He said destroyed. Destroyed. Sorry, I wasn't specifically destroyed. Is Jackson Trenkova is a footballer, right? He played for Melbourne and Paul Adelaide, yeah. Just a little Easter egg in there. I love sports,

or I should have picked up on that. Yeah, you should know. Tony went for the German prison camp. That was Jess Perkins. That sounded really good. Thank you. Yes, is dominating. Yeah.

Have you played this before? No. Meeting Matt for the first time. Not a fan. Ryan went. He's a slow burn. Ryan went for the one with Dick Olson. That was also Ola.

Oh, all. Oh, wow. I thought the name for sure was your, like, Dick Olson. I'm like, oh, that's like. If I hadn't, if I didn't know I'd written a different one, I would have thought that one with mine. He would have gone for that one too. It was a prison break. And the bounty home.

hunt. If I find out that fucking celebrity monkey is a real fucking film, I'm going to shit. Yeah, I was actually going to go for that. Tony went for the German prison camp break. That was Jess. That was Jess, yeah. I've already said that. Yes.

Great. And we had a whole conversation about it. I don't know. I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind. I told you that this combination of guests would be a lot. Oh, did you say that? That sounds nasty. Yeah, that's real mean.

Yeah. Women hate other women. I'm not a good person. Yeah. It shows. Yeah. I heard it, but now I'm feeling it. When she said it to me?

I heard it, but now I'm feeling it now I'm seeing a first hand. You know when you hear rumors of someone, you go, I probably, it's not as bad as they say. You heard it from a woman, so you were like, well, I won't believe that. So you went, ha ha ha ha. Now I'm sitting next to you. I'm just like, fuck, dude. Yeah.

Well, I just thought that couldn't be my Jessica Ann Perkins. Yeah. It turns. Oh, Anne. Like your mum's name. Correct. So true. You'll never guess my brother's middle name.

Anne. Anne. When Jess said it, I read it as much more positive. She said, we're going to have so much fun. It's going to be hard to control us. You don't have to do that, yeah. No, that she hates.

I get it. Nobody believes what a sweetie pie I am. I'm just a big sweetie pie. You really put on this sort of rough exterior, but you should show people. It's a bad boy persona. Yeah, it's a strange choice of mine. You're like a kiwi fruit. Yeah, rough on the outside.

Yeah, pineapple is something a better one. Yeah. Really hairy. Very hairy. Green and guilly inside. Yeah. Feel it in your teeth the days after. Ha, ha.

tingles on your tongue A lot of people actually have an allergic reaction to you Yeah, some people eat the skin Yeah Most people are surprised To learn you're actually from China What?

Yeah, Kiwi fruit Nothing to New Zealand Oh, my lanter I love You said that twice I love it Oh my lanter is so funny Is that one of yours?

I love it It is one of mine It's like a branded thing Yeah Yeah fair Because I turned 30 And now I need to have Mylanter

day, obviously. Yeah, the intergestion fucks you, doesn't it? Driving here, I was like, I've got heartburn, this sucks. Oh, did you drive? You didn't ride your bike. I didn't ride my bike.

Oh. I keep getting hit by cars on it, so I don't do that anymore. You're hitting the cars, actually. That's how aggressive you are. That's the Kiwi fruit in you are. Cars drive past and you just punch it. A couple months later, that bike got stolen and I was like, it's the universe is saying, yeah, get off the bike.

Yeah. Anyway, so who's chosen. Jess, you went for the sliding doors one. That was Tony. Oh, well done. And, Ryan, you're ready to be annoyed? The real one is about Spanky the Chim. No fucking way.

When you read it the second time, I was like, yes, I'm going to go for that. And then we obviously went on a riff and I forgot about it. And I went, I'll do a sliding doors one or whatever. And I, which is shit and terrible. Shit terrible. Would you say there's a lot of comedians and creative types that listen to your show, man? Oh, I should certainly, yeah. So how do you think that everyone listening, knowing that all their ideas didn't get greenlit by Hollywood,

but Spanky the fucking monkey got up. Doesn't that fuck you ride off? Doesn't that make you want to punch a Kiway fruit in a bar school? You're always saying that, yeah. I think it's one of those things where like sometimes you can, you just read a synopsis of a movie and you're like, what? But even when you watch it, it's good? I reckon, because even thinking about like the German prison one, my own,

like if you, if somebody poorly described Jojo Rabbit as like a little Nazi youth boy has an imaginary friend that's Hitler. I'd be like, I'm not going to, no, thank you. But then they say Tycho White D is in it and you go, well, I'll see that. Ian La Premiere. Should we start? I don't call that anymore. Should we start a little group chat and we'll all watch this film this weekend and we'll

update each other? That's a great idea. Because it seems like it's split audiences, more dislike than like. 26% of critics gave it a favourable review, according to Rotten Tomatoes. 43% of the audience, a bit close to 50-50. Fuck critics. New York Times critic Glenn Kenny

hated it saying... He never gets anything we do. Oh, right. There you go. He said a few things in this laboriously quirky picture mess at all. Do you say Glenn Kenny? Glenn Kenny. Glenn Kenny, fuck off.

Yeah. Glenn Kenny suck my dick. Kenny? Kenny. Kenny, Kenya? Kenny, Kenya. What year did the movie come out? Not such a bad question, is it?

What? Because... There's Oscar both. Was it the beginning of which synopsis that had a year in it? It was that one, yes. Set in 64. So, when I heard that one, I thought that was yours because you were like, what year is it said? And then you felt like a bit obsessed with that.

So I was like... She didn't say it like a fucking c-uh, though. For listeners, yeah, that was Tony pretend to be just like... Yeah, because I know that just then you thought Jess and I were talking at the same time. Yeah, which is rude, and we would do that. Tony was acting and, um, I don't know if you know much about acting. Tony's actually got a secret of it. Have you got it done much acting?

Uh, yeah. Tony's, Tony's got a secret about it. Got a secret about acting. Well, the thing about acting. Yeah. Is that it's actually just pretending to be someone else. Oh my God. So when Tony was.

I've got to make a phone call. Yeah. To Diane. Wow. Oh, get Diane on the phone. Oh, like, yeah, I've done a few auditions lately, and I've forgotten that key. Yeah. I would ask for a re-shirt.

Yeah, I do say in between every line. Anyway, as Matt Stewart. Yeah. As I'm always doing. Oh, pretend. Yeah. I forgot to do the pretend to be someone else. That's beautiful.

Yeah. That is really good. Thanks. So you're not a believer in the method. Becoming somebody. You're just pretending. Well, method is just hardcore pretending. Oh, true.

That's true. Yeah. I don't think you get it. He doesn't get it. I genuinely... And that's why he's not getting parts either. Yes. True.

Not getting much over there. Very true. Yeah. He's not fingering any hose. Let me tell you. Layla, a rotten tomatoes user, loved it writing. The critics are really up their own ass with this one. Totally agree, Layla.

Quoting one of the critics saying, anachronistic music choices? Loll, it's a fun movie. Good performances. And it's one hour and 30 blessed. minutes instead of a butt-numbing eternity. Give it a shot. Pun intended. It's got Jacob Allaudy in it. What? It's Jacob All right. That's got mine from suits in it. Yes. He plays Saul. Is that the monkey? Zachary Quinto is in it.

I love Zachary Quinto. Who else is in this? Who plays Spanky the Monkey? We know any of them. I'm telling this brightness up. It's the same monkey from the Simpsons. It's the same monkey from Robbie Williams's biopium. Robby plays this monkey as well It's got Tiger King in it Primatologists listening I have noticed that they're calling

chimpanzee a monkey And don't worry I'm letting it go But I need you to know that I noticed it Okay I used to do a podcast About primates in popular culture And it was

It was a bugbear of listeners So I'm just If any of the primates listeners I'm so sorry But you say, no, I look at Jess and she's just doing the biggest yawn I've ever seen. Unrelated, unrelated. No, I mean, I can certainly be related.

How did that podcast go? Oh, you know, I've had a cult following. You've got to know your niche. People I got a message about it recently saying, you've got to bring her back the best podcasts out there. And you said, have you heard of Junio with Matt Stewart? Can I direct you? All right, the final scores are in.

Jeez, that fun around, change things around a little bit. Well, not entirely. Ryan's on zero. Fuck. Well done and not a lot of people Keep a clean sheet. Yeah. Clean shape.

Thank you. Thank you. It's actually impressive. Very impressive. Yeah, normally you'd stumble upon a point somewhere along the line. Yeah. And really you really did, but just took that from me.

Yeah, I did take that for me. And really, you're just raising up women because you've given me every point I've earned. In third place on six points, it's Tony. Thank you. Just behind the house on seven points. But out in front on nine points. It's Jess Perkins. Oh, wow.

I'm in the house. That's satisfying. Fuck the house. That feels nice. Yeah, and you scored points in all but one round. You had a very consistent game. Well played. You can back me up that that is not my usual.

No. My usual when I'm on this podcast. Yeah. Does that mean that we performed so badly? No, I think you lifted Jess's performance up. That's what we do. We lift people up. Oh, I love that.

Often when Jess is on, it's just with Dave Warnocky, and I don't think her heart's in it some of the times. But I think with you guys, Because you guys don't get along. No, famously. Yeah. She's like, I just want this to be over. Yeah, I want to get this done quick.

I want to get away from this guy, Dave. Yeah. That's what Bridget says, are sleeping with me? Just what I want to get over done with? Can we get this over? I don't even like this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Bridget's your wife.

Yeah, sorry. Well, I just, I just. Because not everyone might know your law, L-O-R-A. But also, there's a lot of Bridgett out there. I was wondering if this one was your wife one. Oh, any Bridgett. You can be disappointed by me at any time. Any Pritchin?

That's a guarantee. Well, that brings us to the end of the show. Where can people find you? Are you going to ask? I'm talking to us. I'm sorry. He lives in Reservoir. Frequenced the Preston Market.

Is that on? This is all public knowledge. Are you going to... It is now. We're going to kind of maybe bleep out that suburb? No. No. Reservoir is like the biggest suburb in Australia.

You can also find, well, you can no longer find Tony at the Woolworths in Preston because they now charge for parking. Yeah, fuck that. So that's where you won't find her. Yeah, that's, you can find her on the Woolworth's app instead. Though on the internet, obviously, at Tony Lodge on Instagram, at Ryan.j.john on Instagram, we collab post all our videos. Yeah. Tony and Ryan on YouTube and you can find me at the Altham Farmer's Market on Sundays. Beautiful.

And we do podcast episodes Monday to Thursday on YouTube and all Spotify, etc. You're basically a radio show for the internet. Whoa. No, because we don't... It's good? Yeah, and we don't... I hate to put myself out there in that way, but... Yeah, and we don't treat staff poorly and, like, fuck people off.

Yeah. You met at a radio station, didn't you? Yeah. We did. And left. At Kiss 101.1.1. There's a quote. I think it's on your website that...

Wow, you really did some recent. A reviewer said that it's like, I can't believe a radio station hasn't poached them for breakfast radio, but it sounds like you would not. be interested in that. No. No. I don't like to wake up early. No, yuck.

No. Our manager messages us so often saying would you, and we go, no, thank you. Yeah. He's on holidays at the moment and he messaged us again. And the number keeps going up and you're like, no. There is actually, and this isn't just being, like, there is no number. Yeah, we just. Because I don't like the environment.

No, it's not fast. Yeah, I don't want to do it. Whereas, like, we, sorry, I was being aggressive, but we couldn't do shit like this. Yeah. Fun things like this. Busy in a sales meeting so I couldn't come here and dominate this game.

And watch movies about Spanky the koala or whatever. Oh fuck. Spanky's going to get it this afternoon. Busy. And then you're going to watch that movie. Busy in a sales meeting

and that does sound pretty grim. Yeah, it actually is. The stories you hear of like, I don't know if it's still like this but you know, I hear Tony Martin talk about stories where the boss of Osterio had a sword and he'd dress up in army fatigue.

and talk about it as like a war on sales and stuff like this. He, that guy's now married to Janine Alice of Boose Juice. Oh, I love Boose Juice. He had like the art of Sun Tzu or whatever. Yeah, he got a huge sword in his office. He's like, you come in and goes, oh, before I get to my notes, let me just pull out this sword and let you know what I think of your show this morning. Oh, my God.

So you've worked with him? No, he'd finish, but the legacy of legend. Yeah. I had bosses that they were his boss. So they were like, oh, so that's how you do it, got it. Oh, yeah, right. So you got the smaller sword. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm so glad that's the true story. It actually is, but that's so funny. Yep. Jess, where can be before you? Not on radio. Yeah, you, do you have a similar idea?

I mean, you weren't on commercial radio, though. Yeah, so I didn't want to kill myself that much. Triple, triple J. That's right. We love music. You got any triple J beef you want to share? Any sorts? Did you do your top 10 Australian songs?

I did not. I have not voted in the hottest 100 since I left. That's fair. Sounds like some bad blood there. No, it's just like, I don't have to now. Yeah. So true. Whereas legally you did before.

I legally had to. It was published on the website. I had to do it. Oh. Where can people find me? They can find me on our other podcast. Do go on, which is great. It's so good.

It's so good. Dave's there too, and he really carries the team. He does. We should call him the wheelbarrow. Wilburry, yeah. Our Barrow boy. Davey McBucketardt, but he's so small he could not carry it. The buckets also carry.

Whoa. Whoa. He actually loved Davy McBuckets. Let's never mention this to him because he'll try to adopt it. Yeah, he will. Oh, sorry, Ryan. Hey. I'm not saying adoption's a bad thing.

That sounds like you are. That was on you. That's what people who think adoptions a bad thing would say. Would say. Oh, no. Then he'll try to adopt something. Yeah. You just told them yourself.

Did you know I was adopted into a family that lived about 200 meters from the Warnockies and that's where we grew up. Wow. Shout out, Volonia Drive. So you know little, you knew him as a little Dave. Yeah. Still. I still know him as a little Dave. But yeah, no, I've known Dave a long time.

That's so great. Yeah, well, that's why I invited you on when he was out of town. Yeah. Because fuck that guy. So that there was no reunion. Yeah, yeah. Kind of that. You're not going to squash any beefs today.

Yeah. All right. Thanks so much for listening, everyone. Give us a five, so every, why not? And tell your friends, if you think you know anyone who might enjoy it. And cheers for tuning into who knew with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye.

Bye. You DM me, the answer your answers. I don't know what you prefer, as we're talking about, apps on your phones. When I was listening, I was like, I'll be texting or a DMing. I was, um, well, yeah, WhatsApp. I was playing it out in my mind as I was listening. Or, yeah, if Insta, DM or. I can do that.

And... To the Who Knewit pod, Instagram? Yep, that's... Oh, yeah, that's definitely... You let me know what account and I'll sign into it. Well, if we all do the same one... I reckon that's gonna be easy. I reckon that's a great.

Oh, is this just a trick so that we all hit follow? Yeah. I'm gonna text you instead. Oh, just the... I've actually written you a letter and put that in the post. So, in three to six days, could you tell me if it was funny or not? I'm going to sign in to your Instagram.

Oh, you've got the sign in. That's a powerful play. Probably somewhere. Because when we post stuff, it gets posted to both. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Although, I don't have you all funny. I think you do.

I like, it's probably, but when I do it to yours, it would be Charles doing it. Yeah. Like, I don't know how to do it. Yeah. Do you, between you, you've got three man names. Is that, do you ever get Man names? Do you ever get

I imagine you get Tony sometimes Do you ever get John? That has, we have Ryan has gotten Tony yet But no one's called me Ryan Which is a shame I get Tony sometimes Because obviously the man's name

Would be first And we prefer it Hang on, Why didn't you do the proper way? That's weird That's a weird choice That is confusing So you can't blame people

No And I don't I mean why did you even put Tony's name In the title at all Well that's why So the good thing about me Having a man's name As you so nicely put it

Is that people think that Ryan's both Yeah And thank God Yeah Yeah It's me I like Mulan I'm cosplaying as a man

So that I can play in the war Yeah I haven't seen that movie But I grew Podcasting Yes It is a I just want to point out

With Dugo and I typically say Matt Jess and Dave, and I feel like that feels right. I've put myself in the middle, but I've certainly put Dave last. But it's reverse alphabetical order. Yeah. So that makes sense.

You know what I think it is? Age. I've gone in age. Yeah, respect your elders. I'm two days older than Dave, and I really hold that over him. You can tell. Yeah, you can. The maturity is probably in reverse age order, though, I think.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Probably for all three of us. Dave was the oldest. So you're in the middle no matter what. Correct. Yeah. Yeah.

That's where I like it. Let's see the jam and the sandwich. So any questions before we start? No, I'm just going to vibe it. Yeah. Yeah, certainly, you know, it's edited. Yeah. What?

Yeah. We're not going live? I thought we were on Triple M. One of my favourite running gags is that we talk about the Sex and the City TV show that she's a podcast host and people call in live. And it's just like that no one writing on that show knows what a podcast is. Or what radio is. Or what radio is.

I think that there's a misnomer between both of those things. Yeah, that's great fun. Fuck, you're a . I really like that. That's fun. That's a good bit. That's dry. No, no, I'm just, just tonally I don't have a lot to give.

Yeah, I can tell. I've got range. You've got big range. And you know what that is? Being a woman. Oh. We're always upset about something. And if we're not upset, we're shopping.

Yeah, buying tampons, etc. Yeah. Jess has a classic bit. Always panicking. Yeah. Women are always panicking. Women are always panicking. Oh, that's not a bit.

It's always panicking. My boyfriend, Torbs, like, if I'm upset about something, he goes, bitches be shopping. And it is so funny. Every time, yeah. You know you're in trouble, relationship-wise, when that's not funny anymore. Yeah, that'll be the sign. The first time you don't laugh, we'll be like, fuck.

We'll be like, we need therapy for this. I just have a quick question before we start. As someone who is also, like, doesn't often. and tonally have a lot to give do you get accused of being a fucking all the time? Yeah, sometimes

yeah, it does happen I mean just earlier Yeah, yeah, okay That was a fun way Just So if you ever feel that Just message me Because you know,

we can be those guys together And we can I'll see if anyone else I'll download Twitter My book's called Is he a cunt or just tired Yeah Yeah

Both Sometimes Yeah, sometimes Yeah Yeah, I'm always tired I'm always a c Match Rani in heaven. Tell Paul and Diane about that.

That's great memory there. Paul and Diane. I know. Are you parents? Yeah. I'm aware of that. Me, David and Jess. Our mums all have a version of a similar name.

Diane, Anne and Annie. Oh. Amanda. Diane and Amanda. Oh, Amanda. I've given you a mom twice. My mom is Anne and Annie. Okay.

Well. To me. So you don't give a fuck about anyone. That's what. what you're saying. Yeah. Well, not Dave's mom. No. Obviously.

Amanda, that does not... Have you been calling her any? Does not ring a bell. Amanda? Amanda's not a mum's name. No, it's not, isn't it? That's a young name. Yeah.

She is younger, though. Like, our man, Jess's parents like, you know, old people music, which is great stuff. But then Dave's parents, like, you know, I don't know, the clash and stuff, which is... Dave Warnock's mom went to Katie Perry. Like, she's super. but into pop music. Tony and I, his mum's both have in common.

What? They're both dead. Oh, yeah. Which is good. Yeah, and this is cute chat. I'd love to have chats like this. Yeah, yeah. Sorry.

All right. Gonna be, okay. Yeah. For someone with two alive parents, I'm too comfortable with dead parent jokes because Aiden's lost his dad as well. So I'm just like, if dad's come up in a TV show, I'm like, you can't talk to yours.

Because he's dead. Yeah. Do you remember that? Do you remember your dad? And he's really sad about it. Yeah, when he stops finding that funny, it won't be. Well, then we'll move in with each other. That's right.

Which actually has been discussed at length previously. And then we can shop for tampons as much as we like. The pink tacks. Did you want to start? Do you want us to shut up? Oh, whenever you're ready, mate. Yeah, you just kick it off. Oh, well, it's okay.

Go now. Go now, go now. It's just. No, but go now. Welcome to who knew it with Matt Stewart. the podcast with the name that rhymes. Matt's got tickets available for his upcoming shows. And we'll be there and taking a cut of the profits.

Mutton shunter. What's going? I feel like you get a lot of questions from Maine. Yeah, I think, I think Kayla probably sends in a few of them. She's definitely... Tony's moving to Maine because she loves lobster. I love lobster. I'm moving to Maine because you love lobster, that's all right.

I love Lobby rolls. Okay. That's fair. Because brioche can get it. Yes. Lobster can get it. Yeah. Also, sometimes I put chippies on the side.

Oh. Does Maine do chippies? Oh, sure. Everyone does them. It's in the US. Everyone does them. Yeah. They might just call them someone else.

No, that's true. Maybe they call them frays. Yeah. Do you want side of fries? A sate a phrase. Cater phrase. Can you say the thing? again, I got distracted by lobster rolls.

Yeah. Should we get those after this? Sure. What does the Victorian slang term mutton shunter mean? That's Victorian the era, not the state. Mutton shunter. Mutton shunter. Is someone getting a text near an old radio?

Someone's not here 3310s about to go off. That's funny. The nickname Dougie McBuckets was created by a guy called Troy McKeer He was unhappy He was a blogger who was unhappy That his nickname at the time was Dougie Fresh

And he's like, that's no good And he retells a story And this is him retelling it to a journalist He says I was like, I'm drawing a hard line here Dougie Fresh That's a rapper already And he said

They should just call him and I paused for a second, Dougie McBuckets. It just came to me like that. Is it like a play on Bodie McBoat face? Is that the... I think it might pre... Oh, no, it probably is of a similar time.

Like, because that was obviously the height of comedy. And that then became like the naming way to... Yes. The convention. But wouldn't he then be... Convention day is actually the word I was trying to fucking think of. Wouldn't he then be Dougie McDuggy? What was it, Dougie McBucket?

Yeah. So he's so sinking buckets like it's going out of fashion. Yeah. So Dougie McBucket. She does no sport. Holy shit. Women can like sport. What?

Yeah. It's new. It's a new thing. I'm starting. I'm starting it. I like it. Imagine if your mom ever came back, she would not know. She wouldn't recognize me.

No. No. Because you'd be 10 years older. Yeah, because it's been so long. Yeah. Anyway, I'm sorry about all that. No, you're not. At all.

In fact, I'm more offended by the fake apology. It is funny when someone like... Isn't it? You two have like a long, close working relationship and you've built up the trust that you can all joke about these things, including Jess and you all know each other for a bit. And I'm just like, yeah. Yeah, right, guys?

Yeah, right? Like, I can comfortably. joke about things. No, it's how we build friendships, Matt. This is the beginning of us. Yes. It's like how you always call me a chunky slut. Like, you know, not everybody could, but you can.

I'm doing that in the character of a GP. It's more satire. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I know that. Yeah. I thought that was very clear. That's where you guys are different because Tony would never call me chunky. Too much respect.

I'd call you a slut. Yeah. Yeah. Or a... Or a... Or a... Or a... A...

An absolute root right. Hey, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. Obviously, that's... Oh, that's showbiz. That's a bit of the mind. I probably needed to leave any break in between. All right, well, we're... I've already written mine.

All right. I've already written mine. All right. All right. What a relaxing voice you have. Fingering hoe Ugh No

Fart City He upon her He upon her Is so funny Titty Wonkle A wongle A wongle It's like a

Wacky uncle Or something He's just my wongle That's Gary He's my wongle He's a bit Fun around the place He goes

Are you thinking it's like Gunkle Like people say gay uncle Oh Guncle So what would be My wonderful uncle I've got

He's my wonderful uncle Maybe it's women uncle So if they're an averse to auntie My women uncle That's yeah It's in the world of she-e-o It is Which of course is

It makes it seem like Women can't be CEO That's why they've got to have this It's like doctor And female doctor Yeah. But it's empowering in this case. Should I update my LinkedIn to be like male co-host?

Yes. Male Ryan John. Male second in chat. Male root rap. Matt looks like he's seen a ghost. I think I'm a skirt. I don't know how you name the episode titles, but can that be? it.

Well, yeah, we might start. Go stop me scared. New naming convention starts today. But some moms think the clone happy scientists are being a bit bullheaded. A Chinese mother who gave her name. A lot of punts. A lot of cow gear in here. Yeah.

Do you understand what he meant by the question, can they also clone the cows to say bar bar instead of moo? I guess it's just like a, what will I think of next? I think it's like a. Would we like a real-time investigation on that? A real-time investigation on... On what sounds the cows make? Yeah.

Okay. Fantastic. Hang on one second. Okay. Okay, don't worry about it. Screening your own calls. Screening your calls. How's my wife?

to. Brutal. My two-year-old is really good at doing moos and bar-bars. So, um, they'll have to keep that for that. Could you, what can I hear what that would might sound like? I think he meant from you. Yeah, I know, but I've got a video of Maple saying moo, so. And I've, after the, uh, what you guys have done earlier, I'm embarrassed because your skills

of improv were just so great. This is Mabel What did the cow say? Yeah, there we go. That's really... And that was actually a soundbite that was in the online article. Oh my God, look at that ring.

Isn't it sunny? Jesus Christ. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Dare I say. Have you seen Tony? Should we have a ring off? There's Tony wins. Oh, no.

No, stop. No, stop it. Show me your hands, Matt. Fingering off. Oh, yeah. Fingering off. Oh, that I can get. All right.